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Overnight Open Thread Edition (6-9-2015) - Yes There Will Be Math Midterm Edition
Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of college! You don't know what it's like out there! I've worked in the private sector. They expect results.
-- Dr. Raymond Stantz
Quote of the Day II - Semi-Retired President Dithers Over ISIS Edition
A military official also took issue with Obama's claim that he was waiting for options from the Pentagon. "What the f- was that? We have given him lots of options, he just hasn't acted on them," the official told Fox News.
Okay it's that time of year so everyone now clear off your ONT desks and take out a no.2 pencil. Remember that none of the problems on this test require any advanced math knowledge. So you've got that going for you.
Everyone ready? Okay you may break the seal on the test booklet.............now.
Twenty years ago, this puzzle appeared on a test administered to top-tier math students from 16 countries around the world. Only 10% of test takers got it right. In the U.S., only 4% managed to provide a correct response.
If you're stumped, here's a hint: Solve the case of a single revolution of the string first. Also think scissors.
You need to fill in the gaps with the digits from 1 to 9 so that the equation makes sense, following the order of operations - multiply first, then division, addition and subtraction last.According to the VN Express, it was set as a problem for third graders in the town of Bao Loc in the Vietnamese highlands.
That's eight year olds!
There is no complicated maths involved, only basic arithmetic.
And note that ':' is the symbol they use for division.
Need a hint: Convert the tiles to an equation, remember the order of operations, MDAS.
When you're finished, turn in your answer sheet and join the rest of us in the tea room.
Why CDR Salamander Won't Give One Red Cent to the Wounded Warrior Project
They may not be a scam charity at the moment but they're on the trajectory to becoming one.
RIP Vincent Musetto: Classic Headline Guy
Ha Ha: Sea Shepherd Forced to Pay $2.5 Million in Damages to Japanese Whalers
How You Can Help Mark in Steyn vs. Mann
Buy one of his gift certificates.
Contrary to belief in some quarters, I'm not without legal representation - although I do reserve the right to conduct the deposition of Mann myself, if only because it will make for a better scene in the movie. Rather, my legal team is headed by Dan Kornstein, the driving force behind the most important free-speech legislation this century. We're preparing for the end of this ridiculous sideshow about anti-SLAPP interlocutory-appeal mumbo-jumbo, at which point we'll press for a trial as soon as possible, and Michael E Mann can defend his hockey stick on the witness stand.
I won't deny that there aren't days when I wish I didn't have my head in some interminable brief and could be working on my next book, or album, or on the lam holed up in a Swiss clinic awaiting the removal of my facial-construction bandages and the delivery of my new Azerbaijani passport. But the moment passes, and I can assure you I'll see this thing through - and I'll win.
Tor Books Apologizes to Sad Puppies Over Tor Editor, Irene Gallo's Hateful Post
This is the Frisky/Gawker take so remember that everything is actually the opposite of what is stated. You can read Vox Day's take here.
You have to wonder about the viability of an industry whose employees seem to despise the very producers and consumers of what they sell.
Orson Wells Moonlighted as a....Lesbian Porn Editor?
Welles, wrote Karp, "wound up editing a hard-core lesbian shower scene that he couldn't resist cutting in Wellesian fashion with low camera angles and other trademark flair."
...Welles reciprocated by working without credit on one of Graver's hard-core films, 3 A.M. Fuming that Graver was busy editing it instead of working on his projects, Welles volunteered to cut a sequence to speed the film's completion. The star of 3 A.M., Georgina Spelvin, proudly told me that Welles was responsible for the dynamic editing of her masturbation scene in a shower...
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at June 09, 2015 10:06 PM (doFFO)
Posted by: bill-o at June 09, 2015 10:07 PM (nE/OV)
Posted by: Anti-socialist at June 09, 2015 10:08 PM (+kznc)
Posted by: bill-o at June 09, 2015 10:08 PM (nE/OV)
At Newport Aquarium today, Reds v Phillies tomorrow.
No work for several days, woot!
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at June 09, 2015 10:08 PM (doFFO)
Posted by: Anti-socialist at June 09, 2015 10:08 PM (+kznc)
Posted by: Y-not at June 09, 2015 10:08 PM (RWGcK)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 10:10 PM (3mTLw)
Oh and I hate math. I ain't taking no stinking test Maet
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 10:10 PM (3mTLw)
You may go sit on the group w bench then while I make a note of this in your permanent record.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 10:11 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: bill-o at June 09, 2015 10:12 PM (nE/OV)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 09, 2015 10:12 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: bill-o at June 09, 2015 10:12 PM (nE/OV)
Posted by: Farmer at June 09, 2015 10:13 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 09, 2015 10:13 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 09, 2015 10:14 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 10:14 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2015 10:14 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 10:14 PM (0O7c5)
There's a reason I was a political science major.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2015 10:14 PM (08Znv)
Oh and I hate math. I ain't taking no stinking test Maet
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 10:10 PM (3mTLw)
You may go sit on the group w bench then while I make a note of this in your permanent record.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 10:11 PM (pAlYe)
Make sure it's entered next to the part I don't play well with others.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 10:15 PM (3mTLw)
Posted by: fly gal at June 09, 2015 10:15 PM (pDXil)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 10:15 PM (DDeKY)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 09, 2015 10:16 PM (yxw0r)
That is "Appalachian cousin fuckers" to you New Yorkers.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 09, 2015 10:16 PM (NaeCR)
Not actual gender, which properly understood is just a synonym for one's actual biological sex, but the recognition that of a baby being a boy or a girl.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9207
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 09, 2015 10:16 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at June 09, 2015 10:16 PM (zauWW)
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 10:11 PM (pAlYe)
***
Along with Sidney, Jugdesh and Clayton.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 10:17 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 09, 2015 10:17 PM (vmMMi)
18 they said there would be no math......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 10:14 PM (0O7c5)
Just like the republicans said they would stop the immigration
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 10:17 PM (3mTLw)
Posted by: Bobby Gibbs at June 09, 2015 10:17 PM (wCOH5)
QED
Posted by: iugfv at June 09, 2015 10:17 PM (VnJQY)
1) wrap the cord tighter than that! No, tighter! Good, good, now put your feet right on my face! That's it! Don't move your toes! Good!
Oh, um, was that the right answer?
Posted by: Dick Morris at June 09, 2015 10:17 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 10:17 PM (SginQ)
Used to have to convert length of wire to turns of a coil all the time.
That part is easy (20cm). Getting to inductance and capacitance at
frequency is the hard part.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at June 09, 2015 10:16 PM (zauWW)
**********
Eat hot death. (With respect.)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 09, 2015 10:18 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: fly gal at June 09, 2015 10:18 PM (pDXil)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 09, 2015 10:18 PM (hVp2k)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 10:15 PM (3mTLw)
Well these days there's a whole Department of Homeland Security section which is a pain to fill out.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 10:18 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 09, 2015 10:18 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 10:18 PM (DDeKY)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 09, 2015 10:18 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: cm9000 at June 09, 2015 10:18 PM (8zCR+)
Posted by: mediocre websurfer - super genius at June 09, 2015 10:19 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 09, 2015 10:19 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 10:19 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 10:19 PM (DDeKY)
The Left is nothing more than the two con men in The Emperor's New Clothes, on a national scale. Global warming is real, gender is whatever you want it to be, deficit spending forever is financially sound, peace through appeasement will work, and the Emperor's new clothes are the most fabulous and fashionable garments ever.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 10:19 PM (HalrA)
4x5=20.
Posted by: Problem 1 at June 09, 2015 10:20 PM (HOnea)
Posted by: Herbert Hill at June 09, 2015 10:20 PM (9GLKl)
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 10:18 PM (pAlYe)
***
Freaking spreadsheets.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 10:20 PM (3F6F8)
I'm going back to watching offshore powerboat racing 200 mph + on youtube.
If I were a rich man, a very rich man. . .
Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 10:20 PM (SginQ)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 10:20 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Killface at June 09, 2015 10:20 PM (eIs52)
Heh-heh, heh-heh, heheheheheheheh...
Posted by: weft cut-Butthead at June 09, 2015 10:21 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: Orson Welles at June 09, 2015 10:21 PM (T/n/z)
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 10:18 PM (pAlYe
My sincere apologies. I know you put a lot into the ONT. I didn't realize that the homeland security paperwork would drown you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 10:21 PM (3mTLw)
Posted by: Problem 1 at June 09, 2015 10:21 PM (HOnea)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 09, 2015 10:21 PM (o4QuK)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 09, 2015 10:21 PM (1HNqn)
Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 10:22 PM (SginQ)
The second one though is a real stumper.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2015 10:22 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 10:22 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Robinson at June 09, 2015 10:22 PM (+1K+6)
Posted by: Killface
Damn metrics.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 09, 2015 10:22 PM (NaeCR)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/608321990815043584
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/608322225612197888
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/608322675069603840
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/608322878312955904
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/608323145175597058
Posted by: kbdabear at June 09, 2015 10:22 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 10:23 PM (tBSrv)
Oscillators won't, amplifiers will.
At a high enough frequency all inductors become capacitors and all capacitors become inductors.
Some of it, plus the rest of it, equals all of it.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at June 09, 2015 10:23 PM (zauWW)
Increasingly, I think that at election time in 15 months, the sentence of the day will be:
"What difference, at this point, does it make?"
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2015 10:23 PM (ftVQq)
The drawing is deceptive as it shows space in between each coil, so technically you would have to add in that extra space, but the description of the problem does not indicate that there is any space between the wrappings ... if they are all tightly wound together, the space between them is minimal.
Posted by: Moron Labe at June 09, 2015 10:24 PM (r3m4C)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 10:24 PM (Vm8WO)
Oh, come on you guys. The string goes around the cylinder 4 times,
meaning you can split it into four segments of equal length. Each of
those segments can be "cut" and "flattened" into a square, with length
4cm and width 3cm. The string goes diagonally across four of these
squares, and completing the triangle gives 5cm for the diagonal across
those squares.
4x5=20.
Posted by: Problem 1 at June 09, 2015 10:20 PM (HOnea)
*************
Eat hot death. (Again, with respect.)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 09, 2015 10:24 PM (yxw0r)
a: circumference of rod (4)
b: 1/4 of rod (12/4) = 3
c: string
a^2 + b^2 = c^2
(4*4) + (3*3) = c^2
16 + 9 = c^2
C^2 = 25
c = 5
5 * 4 revolutions = 20.
Final answer.
Posted by: SaveFarris at June 09, 2015 10:24 PM (gfoT0)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 10:24 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at June 09, 2015 10:25 PM (Q819Q)
Posted by: Robinson at June 09, 2015 10:22 PM (+1K+6)
Problem + More C-4 = No problem.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 09, 2015 10:25 PM (o4QuK)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 10:25 PM (3mTLw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 09, 2015 10:25 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 10:25 PM (DDeKY)
They remind me of the Symbionese Liberation Army--they believed that it was anti-revolutionary reactionary bourgeois behavior to refuse to have sex with everyone who demanded it. Monogamy was a crime against the State.
If only the Right people are in charge we'd all live in Disneyland.
Arrrgghh!
*Takes guns out of safe to clean them*
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something Help Us SMOD at June 09, 2015 10:25 PM (MyrKk)
Posted by: Captain Ned at June 09, 2015 10:26 PM (WI6nT)
Yeah if you can visualize it right, it's almost trivial.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 10:26 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 10:26 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at June 09, 2015 10:23 PM (zauWW)
My dad's favorite: How long is a piece of string?
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2015 10:26 PM (ftVQq)
4 x (PI 4) + 12
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 09, 2015 10:12 PM (NaeCR)
They don't tell you the diameter, they tell you the circumference. I'm thinking 38.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 10:26 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 09, 2015 10:27 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: East Bay KG at June 09, 2015 10:28 PM (YUrE9)
Heh-heh, heh-heh, heheheheheheheh...
Posted by: weft cut-Butthead at June 09, 2015 10:21 PM (uctT+)
Lesbian porn can do that to ya...
Posted by: A Lesbianic Connoisseur at June 09, 2015 10:28 PM (7YlUk)
What it does not require however, is any actual thinking.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2015 10:28 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Captain Ned at June 09, 2015 10:28 PM (WI6nT)
If it will, it will. If it won't, it won't....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 10:28 PM (DDeKY)
84 Evening Horde.
Who did we piss off today?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 09
The elected republicans in DC?
Evening BC
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 10:29 PM (3mTLw)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 10:29 PM (MDgS8)
Who did we piss off today?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 09, 2015 10:27 PM (GEICT)
Maet apparently as he broke out Teh Math.
Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at June 09, 2015 10:29 PM (F9322)
Who did we piss off today?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 09, 2015 10:27 PM
Pythagorian Theorem and Maet, apparently. You?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 10:29 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 10:29 PM (SginQ)
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 10:29 PM (MQEz6)
Adolf Hitler: A National Socialist*, who once uttered the immortal words; "We are socialists. We are enemies of today's capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, its unseemly evaluation of the human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions.”
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something Help Us SMOD at June 09, 2015 10:29 PM (MyrKk)
Start with 0 revolution (12, duh) and 1 revolution (?), and that will show how to determine the 4 revolution answer.
I know I can solve the 2nd math problem with brute force ... but I should finish up this work ...
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 09, 2015 10:30 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: East Bay KG at June 09, 2015 10:28 PM (YUrE9)
Fixed now.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 10:30 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at June 09, 2015 10:29 PM (F9322)
No, if we had really pissed him off it would be an ONT full of Yoko Ono.,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 10:30 PM (3mTLw)
Although if one doesn't multiply the two fractions out, then one can add two more equations in there since both fractions have to be integers (or fractions that subtract out to an integer result, 76 in this case). This will simplify things quite a bit...
Posted by: Sasquatch at June 09, 2015 10:30 PM (9bSUc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 10:30 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 10:30 PM (MDgS8)
Might be time for all police departments in all the US to pack it in.
Something something Atlas something something.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 09, 2015 10:31 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Sasquatch at June 09, 2015 10:31 PM (9bSUc)
Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at June
09, 2015 10:29 PM (F9322)
Shit, all I did was flog people.
Well, a keel haul or two, but still.......
Posted by: William Bligh at June 09, 2015 10:31 PM (o4QuK)
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at June 09, 2015 10:31 PM (wCOH5)
Posted by: George Costanza at June 09, 2015 10:31 PM (l3LvV)
Posted by: REV. AL SHARPTON at June 09, 2015 10:32 PM (+1T7c)
4 times 4 plus 12 for twenty eight. and that's my best guess. If its too long, I'll just cut it to fit.
Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 10:29 PM (SginQ)
28 cm, neglecting diameter of the string.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 09, 2015 10:32 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: Dave M at June 09, 2015 10:32 PM (Cbzos)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 10:32 PM (EzgxV)
After you unroll it from the rod, the string represents the long side of a right triangle, which has the relation between sides of: a^2 + b^2 = c^2
a = 12
b = 4 (circumference) * 4 (times around rod) = 16
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 09, 2015 10:32 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 10:33 PM (DDeKY)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 09, 2015 10:25 PM (o4QuK
I am intrigued by your ideas and should like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 10:33 PM (Vm8WO)
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Well, if my neighbor Barney Fife would resign I wouldn't have any regrets
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 10:33 PM (3mTLw)
The string then becomes the hypoteneuse of a right triangle.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2015 10:33 PM (2XMpf)
The answer from my Grandfather a shitload . Nails a fing cheap.
Posted by: Robinson at June 09, 2015 10:33 PM (+1K+6)
113 Any chance for some Yoko and Barbara Streisand tonight?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 10:33 PM (DDeKY)
Want your ass kicked too?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 10:34 PM (3mTLw)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 10:34 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2015 10:34 PM (go5uR)
112 What is the equation for the first problem?
After you unroll it from the rod, the string represents the long side of a right triangle, which has the relation between sides of: a^2 + b^2 = c^2
a = 12
b = 4 (circumference) * 4 (times around rod) = 16
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 09, 2015 10:32 PM (0NdlF)
Why does it represent the long side of a right triangle?
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 10:34 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 10:35 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 09, 2015 10:25 PM (o4QuK)
Check out today's WeaponsMan on ADM.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 09, 2015 10:35 PM (NaeCR)
https://youtu.be/6i7ycxiog40
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 09, 2015 10:35 PM (tgnRB)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something Help Us SMOD at June 09, 2015 10:35 PM (MyrKk)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 10:35 PM (3F6F8)
Evening BC
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 10:29 PM (3mTLw)
I think you've got that backwards. Fucking traitors.
Maet apparently as he broke out Teh Math
.
Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at June 09, 2015 10:29 PM (F9322)
I've seen him do worse. But the Math is pretty bad. I mean, I'm fucking law school trained. It's just mean to make me look at the Math.
Pythagorian Theorem and Maet, apparently. You?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 10:29 PM (3F6F
I think I actually made it a day without pissing anyone off. That means tomorrow should be just awesome.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 09, 2015 10:35 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 10:35 PM (DDeKY)
Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 10:36 PM (ry4ab)
THAT'S overnight thread math.
Posted by: Nerdygirl at June 09, 2015 10:36 PM (kGrwF)
The frenzy started again last week, though, when Vox Day reignited it with a screencap of Irene Gallo's Facebook comments, calling them "libel." (He calls a lot of things libel.)
Because you leftists find things to libel him over all the time. Imagine that.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 09, 2015 10:36 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 10:37 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Jmel at June 09, 2015 10:37 PM (cfFqn)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 10:37 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 09, 2015 10:37 PM (KCxzN)
Then Obama gets his nationalized police force consisting of SJW drones.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2015 10:37 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Tonic Dog at June 09, 2015 10:37 PM (X/+QT)
Orson Wells Moonlighted as a....Lesbian Porn Editor?
3 A.M. Georgina Spelvin masturbation scene in a shower.
Assuming they're talking about the shower scene with Spelvin and her then girlfriend Judith Hamilton, that's actually pretty impressive.
The film is rated as one of the most seminal* adult films of the porn as real film making era. That scene in particular has been thumbed up as best in show by the critics of the genre.
Real talent will out.
*ISWYDT
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 10:37 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 09, 2015 10:37 PM (l3LvV)
I hope he does.
It would clarify things.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 09, 2015 10:38 PM (AVEe1)
F!
kbdabear: #SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics
Lot of math involved in calculating the surface area of those globes, there.
Posted by: mediocre websurfer - gone mad, he has at June 09, 2015 10:38 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 10:38 PM (DDeKY)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 10:33 PM (Vm8WO)
*Disclaimer: Contents of this newsletter are not to be used to take down government structures, muslim terror mosques or ambush government vehicles on lonely stretches of highway.*
Until further notice.....
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 09, 2015 10:38 PM (o4QuK)
Oh yes.
"ERECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES".
Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 10:38 PM (noWW6)
The Great Unraveling seems to be accelerating, yes?
I'm an optimist by temperament, a realist by observation, and a bit of a pagan fatalist at heart.
Where are we headed? Fight, or flee? So many X factors!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, bursting with genuine enthusiasm and unbridled perkiness! at June 09, 2015 10:39 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 09, 2015 10:35 PM (GEICT)
Good luck with that
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 10:39 PM (3mTLw)
Good, then we find out who is on which side.
Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 10:39 PM (SginQ)
Don't link to enemy websites.
Use htt[://archive.org to archive the post and link to that, so as to deny click revenue.
Posted by: The Political Puppy at June 09, 2015 10:39 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 10:39 PM (MDgS8)
THAT'S overnight thread math.
Posted by: Nerdygirl at June 09, 2015 10:36 PM (kGrwF)
What she said. I've already broken two windows and punched a hole in the drywall. Hell, my ex-wife makes more sense than math.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 09, 2015 10:40 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 10:40 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 10:40 PM (UVfht)
That's what she said.
Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 10:40 PM (NzZ9F)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 10:37 PM (F2IAQ)
And in this sick culture probably worth a couple hundred million.
Posted by: cm9000 at June 09, 2015 10:40 PM (8zCR+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 10:39 PM (3mTLw)
Yeah.
So how about you?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 09, 2015 10:40 PM (GEICT)
Breaking news: Miley Cyrus is a sick girl.
------------
That's not news, that's her (future) obituary. Poor thing, she started off so well, and then the Whores of Babylon got their hooks into her.
(slow load time on the game log-in)
Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 10:41 PM (ry4ab)
Don't link to enemy websites.
Use htt[://archive.org to archive the post and link to that, so as to deny click revenue.
Posted by: The Political Puppy at June 09, 2015 10:39 PM (7YlUk)
Don't tell me what to do.
You have the ability to hover your mouse over a link. Use it.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 10:41 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Lincoln Chafee (D) at June 09, 2015 10:41 PM (2XMpf)
***********
Fine with me. And I'm hardly a hard case.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 09, 2015 10:42 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 10:34 PM (MQEz6)
A rod is a cylinder.
Take a newspaper - rectangle, right?
Pull a piece of string from one corner to the opposite corner. Makes a triangle.
Now roll the newspaper so that you have a cylinder with the edges just touching - that's what it looks like when you wrap the string around the rod 1 time.
It gets a little trickier when you wrap the string around 4 times ... but if you can visualize it 1 time, it makes sense why 4 times is the same sort of thing. (if your brain can do that sort of 3d imaging)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 09, 2015 10:42 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 10:40 PM (F2IAQ)
Considering you're one of those engineering types I will take your answer
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 10:42 PM (3mTLw)
I understand the sentiment but this is just example #807623 of Obama's Fundamental Transformation. Remember his desire for a National Police force that would have the same budget as the military. He said that back in '08 I believe.
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at June 09, 2015 10:42 PM (wCOH5)
Can websites make money just by clicking links on them, without clicking any ads?
Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2015 10:42 PM (2XMpf)
"Weiner: I'll stick it out"
Muldoon would probably be an asset at the NY Post, but probably has better things to do.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 10:42 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 10:37 PM (F2IAQ)
Miley is on a magazine cover here, which one is Miley?
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/608341269702705152
Posted by: kbdabear at June 09, 2015 10:42 PM (GrXXa)
Cannot imagine beating the Big C only to lose one's spouse.
I hope you're able to lend her a supportive arm, and ear.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 10:42 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 09, 2015 10:43 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 10:43 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 10:43 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 10:41 PM (pAlYe)
Uh oh. Quickly backs away from all sarcastic comments...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 10:43 PM (Vm8WO)
JACKIE O
CANCER 1
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 10:43 PM (uctT+)
Recovering from vacation last week. I need a vacation to recover from my vacation.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 10:43 PM (3mTLw)
I think you lose the second you enter into any sort of contract with Hollywood. (and all the negotiations and ... special time with director)
Stay out and nuke it from orbit. .
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 09, 2015 10:43 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 10:45 PM (DDeKY)
Posted by: Sharkman, paraphrasing at June 09, 2015 10:45 PM (72D6h)
Posted by: Tmitsss at June 09, 2015 10:45 PM (Pa9vP)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 09, 2015 10:40 PM (yxw0r)
Bwaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha.....
*turns on Monitor wipers*
I hope that's not my last beer........
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 09, 2015 10:45 PM (o4QuK)
Stay out and nuke it from orbit. .
And it's been like that since the beginning, if MPPP's stories on the early morning threads are at all close to the truth.
Posted by: Grey Fox at June 09, 2015 10:45 PM (a42f0)
I've missed this. What up?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 10:38 PM (DDeKY)
Google news says bisexual. Because twerking doesn't draw enough attention nowadays.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 09, 2015 10:45 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 10:46 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 09, 2015 10:46 PM (NJHKp)
Posted by: Common Core 'tard at June 09, 2015 10:46 PM (o4QuK)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 10:46 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: A random guy who does not want to be banned at June 09, 2015 10:46 PM (yxw0r)
do_they _think _we _are _that -Dumb?
even some flunkie from USAFA could come up with Linebacker 4 or something.
I think it would be bad ass just having however many B-52' dropping 500 pounders for days in Rokka
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 09, 2015 10:47 PM (D0Tns)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 10:47 PM (9HoBs)
I'll take the pup upstairs for a nap.
She will prolly wake me up about 5 am tomorrow.
Nite all you Morons. Be well.
Posted by: Farmer at June 09, 2015 10:48 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 10:48 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 09, 2015 10:48 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 09, 2015 10:48 PM (QdAXQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 10:43 PM (3mTLw)
Fuck you....I mean....that's awesome. Sounds great. Really. Happy. For. You.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 09, 2015 10:48 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 10:49 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 10:41 PM (pAlYe)
Allow me to rephrase: One shouldn't send people directly to a website run by people that hate you that gains ad revenue from a visit, when once can use archive.org to provide full access and information without contributing to the website's ad revenue.
This is a general FYI to the horde.
Posted by: The Political Puppy at June 09, 2015 10:49 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 09, 2015 10:46 PM (NJHKp)
What he doesn't realize is that he needs to throw away the poop now. A non-apology doesn't cut it.
The longer he holds it ... well, it's poop.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 09, 2015 10:49 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: cm9000 at June 09, 2015 10:49 PM (8zCR+)
Prost, slides beer thru port to BC
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 10:49 PM (3mTLw)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 09, 2015 10:49 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 10:49 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 10:50 PM (kivUY)
Can websites make money just by clicking links on them, without clicking any ads?
Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2015 10:42 PM (2XMpf)
***
There are two ways,,at least, to revenue in this area. First, like Ace, is to have the metrics to prove the number of unique(important word) clicks for the site involved. The higher that number, the more that can be charged for ads by Ops like Ace. Ther3 are a great deal more sub classifications that I am missing, but that is the just.
Group #2 is the sites that pay to get clicks, on a per click basis. These are usually 2nd tied Ecommerce sites. They pay for every click, and competition is brutal.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 10:50 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 09, 2015 10:50 PM (ucDmr)
He wants them to win and he will never do something Bush would do.
Obama wants ISIS to win.
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 10:50 PM (MQEz6)
Day's not over and you've got a whole horde here you could piss off. Think of the opportunities!
Posted by: mediocre websurfer - let's you n him fight at June 09, 2015 10:50 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 10:46 PM (EzgxV)
Before I took the Krell Brain Booster, I couldn't make heads or tails of that shit.
Now, beat it! My planet.
Posted by: Dr. Morbius at June 09, 2015 10:50 PM (o4QuK)
"
Man. You and Marco Rubio. Pickups. Boats. Fishing.
Leave something for us little guys, will ya?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 10:51 PM (DDeKY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 10:51 PM (3mTLw)
Posted by: mediocre websurfer - let's you n him fight at June 09, 2015 10:50 PM (ACs5
That's true.
Go fuck yourself.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 09, 2015 10:51 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 10:52 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: cm9000 at June 09, 2015 10:49 PM (8zCR+)
A metric fuckton of people will spew.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 10:52 PM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 10:52 PM (MDgS8)
16 + 12 =28
Posted by: Tmitsss
Now if 6 turned out to be 9,
I don't mind, I don't mind,
Dig, 'cos I got my own world to live through
And I ain't gonna copy you.
Axiom Funk (Bootsy Collins) - If 6 Was 9 (Jimi Hendrix cover)
https://youtu.be/mvHwILnGAeY
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 10:52 PM (kdS6q)
"
No, he doesn't. Twenty airstrikes a day is a bad airshow.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 10:53 PM (DDeKY)
NO METH ON THE THREAD!
NO METH . . .
pardon the lithp
Posted by: billy ray joe bob wayne bruce smith jones macallister at June 09, 2015 10:53 PM (ACs58)
Can websites make money just by clicking links on them, without clicking any ads?
Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2015 10:42 PM (2XMpf)
Same idea as glossy ads in a magazine. Advertisers pay because your website gets a lot of eyeballs and showing the ad develops mindshare and branding and MARKETSPEAK.
Most websites don't make that much from it ... but a big website with hundreds of thousands of readers is worth some change.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 09, 2015 10:53 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 09, 2015 10:53 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: t-bird at June 09, 2015 10:53 PM (FcR7P)
4x4=16. This is the 4 wraparounds.
+12. This is to complete to end of rod. Pull it tight and it spirals.
Total: 28
Posted by: MaxMBJ at June 09, 2015 10:54 PM (Uq9ly)
Posted by: cm9000 at June 09, 2015 10:49 PM (8zCR+)
A metric fuckton of people will spew.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 10:52 PM (Vm8WO)
Trap club
PULL
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 10:55 PM (3mTLw)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 09, 2015 10:55 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 10:52 PM (MDgS
Impossible. That's why my poor Krell destroyed themselves.
Posted by: Dr. Morbius at June 09, 2015 10:55 PM (o4QuK)
When she transitions to Milo Cyrus.
And marries an opposite sex admiral.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2015 10:55 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2015 10:55 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 10:55 PM (DDeKY)
with a screencap of Irene Gallo's Facebook comments, calling them
"libel."
Love how Gallo tweets a libelous comment but it's Vox Day's fault for bringing it to people's attention. Typical Leftest response.
Always blame the conservatives for responding or reacting, or in this quote, having the gall to quote a Lefty when they say something inconvenient.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 10:56 PM (k2QA3)
220 Krell brain boost still not helpful in understanding teh wimmins.
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 10:52 PM (MDgS
Impossible. That's why my poor Krell destroyed themselves.
Posted by: Dr. Morbius at June 09, 2015 10:55 PM (o4QuK)
As the Krell slept their inner SJW destroyed their civilization.
Same thing is happening here.
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 10:56 PM (MQEz6)
Best movie I've seen in years. Denzels's latest joint "Flight."
If I had to use one word?
Powerful.
Watch it some day. It starts again now on FX, btw.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 10:56 PM (8x3C7)
Posted by: CDR M at June 09, 2015 10:56 PM (TWXpK)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2015 10:56 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2015 10:55 PM (2XMpf)
That sucks. What's going on Chemmie?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 10:57 PM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 09, 2015 10:57 PM (ucDmr)
A cup of tea and a cinnamon scone sounds good about now.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 10:57 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 10:57 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: CDR M at June 09, 2015 10:56 PM (TWXpK)
This man right here is a fucking genius.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 09, 2015 10:57 PM (GEICT)
the other day I posted this from Chelsea Clinton's interview with Elle magazine (ran online just about 2 months ago):
Marc and I are like, "What did we do before we were parents?" My whole life is reoriented around my daughter in the most blessed sense. I now understand - this is something else that Marc and I talk about all the time - all of the enthusiastic, bombastically spectacular, wonderful things people say about their children, because we also feel and think all those things about Charlotte - that she is just the most remarkable little bubbly, perfect, chunky monkey creature ever.
and then, James Joyce style, I had an epiphany and thought of this (found on google):
"Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey flavor is banana ice cream with fudge chunks & walnuts."
there's GOTTA be some deeper meaning here. Sorry, I am tired and in deep thought about whether that two year old chicken in the freezer is still edible. (Or, to paraphrase, as Felix said to Oscar, "For a coyote it's edible")
Posted by: mallfly at June 09, 2015 10:57 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 10:51 PM (DDeKY)
LOL
98 Chev
16' Northwood boat with 90 Yamaha 90s vintage
I'm not running with the rich dawgs, Dawg
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 10:58 PM (3mTLw)
bringing it to people's attention. Typical Leftest response."
Muslims chop heads, bleed women, and, mutilate babies all day long. But God help you if you point it out.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 10:58 PM (DDeKY)
Allow me to rephrase: One shouldn't send people directly to a website run by people that hate you that gains ad revenue from a visit, when once can use archive.org to provide full access and information without contributing to the website's ad revenue.This is a general FYI to the horde.
Posted by: The Political Puppy
And everybody keeps ignoring your request to join your ee-had*, because we already have to jump thru a dozen hoops to get pixy to accept our posts, and don't need one more.
*(c) Me
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 10:58 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: captain jean-luc picard at June 09, 2015 10:59 PM (kivUY)
I hope only one of them would have the urge to wear something racy.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 10:59 PM (k2QA3)
A cup of tea and a cinnamon scone sounds good about now.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 10:57 PM (9HoBs)
You'll have to be escorted. So hang on for a moment.
And the rest of you: THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE TAKING THE TEST SO QUIET DOWN. Okay then.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 10:59 PM (pAlYe)
followed by a Hillary implosion countdown from top left to far right wing 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,1,2 filling in that special 8th grade VC teaser..
Posted by: Knightbrigade at June 09, 2015 10:59 PM (ozfqN)
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 10:50 PM (MQEz6)
The Leftist will always back the abhorrent. Their whole thought process starts with the idea that there's no truth. If there's no truth, there can't be any cause and effect, and outcomes are completely unmoored from input. To them, everything is random. Things we see as successful, they see as cheating at the roulette wheel of life because they win again and again over centuries and millenia.
Therefore they back the barbarian over the civilized man, call the talentless hack an artist, and push every kind of destructive perversity over morality and decency. They believe that all those things have been denied their due in a random universe, thus the game has been rigged, and they need to fight "the system" to correct it.
What they don't realize is that their ideologiacal foundation "nothing is true" is self-refuting.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 10:59 PM (HalrA)
Rock falls off hauler in Maine, smashes through car windshield and kills driver, injures wife
tinyurl.com/qzxhl57
And slow the fuck down while you're at it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 10:59 PM (uctT+)
16' Northwood boat with 90 Yamaha 90s vintage
I'm not running with the rich dawgs, Dawg"
I don't even gots me a boat.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:00 PM (DDeKY)
16' Northwood boat with 90 Yamaha 90s vintage
I'm not running with the rich dawgs, Dawg
Posted by: Misanthropic
-------------
I'll see your Chevy and boat, and raise a '95 S10 and 40 year-old canoe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 11:00 PM (F2IAQ)
The Democrats have practically eradicated adulthood. That's my take.
Posted by: t-bird at June 09, 2015 11:00 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 11:01 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Ricardo
-----------------
Anymore AGW, and you're gonna need one.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 11:01 PM (F2IAQ)
*(c) Me
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 10:58 PM (kdS6q)
Thanks, you neo-NAZIs!
Posted by: Gawker at June 09, 2015 11:01 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015
Maybe you should move to where there is water
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 11:02 PM (3mTLw)
(Phhhttt... he said "rod".)
Each wrap of the string uses up 3 cm of the rod (12/4).
The rod is 4 cm around, so each wrap of the string covers the diagonal of a 3x4 cm area. (Imagine the rod as a cardboard tube and cut it apart.)
Pitha...
Patho....
Pythagerian?
The diagonal thingy says x squared plus y squared equals z squared.
Thus, each wrap of the string is the square root of 9 plus 16 or 25. Square root is 5.
4 wraps x 5 cm = 20 cm total.
No idea on the snake equation one, not in the mood.
Posted by: Captain Comic at June 09, 2015 11:02 PM (pRop0)
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 10:59 PM (pAlYe)
****
There will be peeps taking that test and fcuking it up in July if you leave it active.
* Shrugs*
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 11:02 PM (3F6F8)
My answer at this point in time would probably be along the lines of "None, if Michael Moore was cleaning up after an evening of chili dogs, fries, burritos, a bucket of KFC, and some perfect Chunky Monkey"
Posted by: mallfly at June 09, 2015 11:03 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: t-bird at June 09, 2015 11:00 PM (FcR7P)
Pretty much. Within every Leftist is a little kid screaming "Daddy, I hate you!" while being punished for something they did.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 11:03 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 11:03 PM (NzZ9F)
---------------
* points at cthulhu*
He started it....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 11:03 PM (F2IAQ)
Following those trucks always gives me the heebie geebies.
Unless, I'm driving a Six by.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 09, 2015 11:03 PM (o4QuK)
243 Don't tailgate, peeps:
Rock falls off hauler in Maine, smashes through car windshield and kills driver, injures wife
tinyurl.com/qzxhl57
And slow the fuck down while you're at it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 10:59 PM (uctT+)
Damn.
His own personal SMOD.
I saw a bunch of huge tractor tires escape from a truck and roll down a hill and bounce across a busy highway a few years ago.
Pure luck there were no accidents.
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 11:03 PM (MQEz6)
We definitely are helping out as much as we can. We have brought food, and my hubby is offering to do anything she needs done around the house. So very, very sad.
Posted by: jmel at June 09, 2015 11:04 PM (cfFqn)
16' Northwood boat with 90 Yamaha 90s vintage
I'm not running with the rich dawgs, Dawg>>>
I'll go out on a limb and guess no payments. And from that the fishing is way more enjoyable.
Posted by: Robinson at June 09, 2015 11:04 PM (+1K+6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:04 PM (DDeKY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June
Well I'm over 35, natural born citizen and not a felon. Perhaps I could be Rubios running mate
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 11:04 PM (3mTLw)
Posted by: Miss Lindsey at June 09, 2015 11:04 PM (oKE6c)
--------------
Well, to be honest, they've pretty much eliminated childhood too.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 11:04 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2015 11:04 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 11:05 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: NC Ref at June 09, 2015 11:05 PM (Myqtp)
Posted by: mallfly at June 09, 2015 11:05 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Misanthropic
---------------
You got my vote.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 11:05 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 11:03 PM (HalrA)
Exactly.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 09, 2015 11:05 PM (o4QuK)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:05 PM (DDeKY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 11:04 PM (F2IAQ)
It's adolescence all the way.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 11:06 PM (HalrA)
That was it. No extra info.
I couldn't think of a smart-ass answer either. Seriously demoralizing.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 11:06 PM (uctT+)
...and secure your loads.
Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 11:03 PM (NzZ9F)
Been trying. It's a reasonably tough proposition.
Posted by: Porn giver upper at June 09, 2015 11:06 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2015 11:06 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: REV. AL SHARPTON at June 09, 2015 11:06 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: mediocre websurfer in 4th Grade at June 09, 2015 11:07 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: mallfly at June 09, 2015 11:07 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Hawk Thunderschlong at June 09, 2015 11:07 PM (o4QuK)
I have been coughing and coughing for the past several hours.Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2015 11:07 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: CDR M at June 09, 2015 11:07 PM (TWXpK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 11:07 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at June 09, 2015 11:07 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:07 PM (DDeKY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 11:04 PM (3mTLw)
Well that all depends on your thoughts about the Miami Vice lifestyle. And whether your yacht has at least a twenty bitch capacity.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 11:08 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 09, 2015 11:08 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:08 PM (DDeKY)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 11:09 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2015 11:09 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 11:09 PM (F2IAQ)
There were some brilliant parodies of the Orson Welles Paul Masson commercials where he is drunk, forgetting his lines, throwing food around etc. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6P1ifGjvEE
Posted by: David Gillies at June 09, 2015 11:09 PM (tjHrt)
Whew.
Close call CDR M
Glad you went new on the dryer
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 11:09 PM (3mTLw)
I am still waiting for that cosine (weirdly I made an A in trig but hated with the heat of 1000 suns algebra) to apply in life. or x or y.
I also have to say that I despise, in no order of significance:
That ugly nekkid Cyrus spawn
Kardashian's big butt
Facial mole limp wristed prancercizer
Caitlin
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 09, 2015 11:09 PM (FCPu0)
28.
4x4=16. This is the 4 wraparounds.
+12. This is to complete to end of rod. Pull it tight and it spirals.
Total: 28
Posted by: MaxMBJ at June 09, 2015 10:54 PM (Uq9ly)
Sorry, posted before reading thread. I agree with you guys.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2015 11:09 PM (oKE6c)
I took a AP Chem test that had a question along the lines of "What was the volume of Abraham Lincoln's lungs?"
That was it. No extra info.
I couldn't think of a smart-ass answer either. Seriously demoralizing.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 11:06 PM (uctT+)
Was there a "right" answer? Or was it just an issue-spotter?
In law school, the exams were either "rifle" or "shotgun." Get the right answer, or identify the issues.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 09, 2015 11:09 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 11:04 PM (3mTLw)
Well that all depends on your thoughts about the Miami Vice lifestyle. And whether your yacht has at least a twenty bitch capacity.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 11:08 PM (pAlYe)
Also, do you have enough pastel colored clothes and an appropriate '80's theme song?
Posted by: The Vice Hat at June 09, 2015 11:10 PM (7YlUk)
And more details on this:
Homer and Marge are one of TVs longstanding couples. However, in an interview with Variety, the series executive producer Al Jean has revealed the the animated couple are headed for a split in the upcoming 27th season, set to begin this fall.
"'Homer and Marge legally separate, and Homer falls in love with his pharmacist, whos voiced by Lena Dunham," Al shared, adding: "Well have cameos from the other women from Girls."
Daily Mail
"Worst episode -- ever."
Also, better keep her away from Lisa.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 11:10 PM (kdS6q)
A group of helium molecules walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here!" and the helium doesn't react.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 11:10 PM (kivUY)
Nah.
I've seen the same on the NYS Thruway.
Posted by: mallfly at June 09, 2015 11:10 PM (qSIlh)
I took a AP Chem test that had a question along the lines of "What was the volume of Abraham Lincoln's lungs?"
That was it. No extra info.
I couldn't think of a smart-ass answer either. Seriously demoralizing.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 11:06 PM (uctT+)
I would put Lincoln's lung capacity at about two minutes.
Posted by: cm9000 at June 09, 2015 11:10 PM (8zCR+)
Posted by: speedster1 on the ipad at June 09, 2015 11:10 PM (1brdf)
Why not? Every time Marco gets wobbly MH can kick him in the ass and give him a cussin'.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:11 PM (DDeKY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 11:09 PM (3mTLw)
Yeah, me too. I think I'm gonna toy with the old one for training though.
Posted by: CDR M at June 09, 2015 11:11 PM (TWXpK)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 09, 2015 11:11 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 09, 2015 11:12 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: mediocre websurfer in 4th Grade at June 09, 2015 11:07 PM (ACs5
Okay go sit in the hazmat corner. Try not to taint anything until the team arrives.
And whoever is wearing the orange vest of authority today go get the lime and shovel out of the storage closet.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 11:12 PM (pAlYe)
298 Maybe this will cheer you up, chemjeff.
A group of helium molecules walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here!" and the helium doesn't react.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 11:10 PM (kivUY)
Helium atoms, not molecules.
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 11:12 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: mallfly at June 09, 2015 11:12 PM (qSIlh)
Friggin' choom-head in charge of the greatest military force on errf....
Boned we are.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at June 09, 2015 11:13 PM (+Ku4Q)
Posted by: Butthead at June 09, 2015 11:13 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2015 11:07 PM (2XMpf)
Nasty chest colds/bronchitis that keep flaring back up seem to have been going around the last couple if years. Staying away from valurite, taking your vitamins & drinking your water?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 11:13 PM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Arbalest at June 09, 2015 11:13 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 11:13 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix"
Lisa hell; keep her away from Maggie.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 09, 2015 11:13 PM (Wo9OY)
I saw were they thought Jeb was the oppo leaker
thought?
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 09, 2015 11:13 PM (D0Tns)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 11:13 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 11:10 PM (kdS6q)
Hasn't Lisa been written as a younger Lena?
It is Maggie you should be worried about...
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 09, 2015 11:13 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 11:08 PM (pAlYe)
Damn Maet.
If my math is correct, my boat capacity is 10 broads. But Mrs.MH won't even let me take that many out.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 11:14 PM (3mTLw)
Did any of you morons see White Queen series? Lots of,uh, bazooms my husband noted. We have sateliite now and it totally stinks to find anything to watch so amazon prime. Now we have nothing but old Seinfields. Yay for him being non-pc. I saw his show a couple of years ago and it was good, clean and non-political.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 09, 2015 11:14 PM (FCPu0)
F#ck you!!!
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 11:14 PM (kivUY)
I would be so proud to see my baby girl have her salad tossed by that lovable drunk, Barney.
Posted by: Brian Williams at June 09, 2015 11:15 PM (LF5/M)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at June 09, 2015 11:15 PM (+Ku4Q)
Posted by: CDR M at June 09, 2015 11:15 PM (TWXpK)
Maybe "it's" -- kind of works either way.
Posted by: mallfly at June 09, 2015 11:15 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Milton Waddams at June 09, 2015 11:16 PM (P330y)
need to image search that, for moron cred's of course
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 09, 2015 11:16 PM (D0Tns)
That ugly nekkid Cyrus spawn
Kardashian's big butt
Facial mole limp wristed prancercizer
Caitlin
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 09, 2015 11:09 PM (FCPu0)
Pushes hibiscus breeze cooler through the USB in solidarity. Slainte!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 11:16 PM (Vm8WO)
Dammit, man, sometimes you have to sacrifice. Do your duty. For the better good.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:16 PM (DDeKY)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 11:10 PM (kivUY)
Helium atoms, not molecules.
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 11:12 PM (MQEz6)
Chemical inertness is just a social construct.
If helium wants to bond with other atoms, who are we to say no? Provided that the other atoms give affirmative consent.
And stop assigning labels to atoms, it is up to them as to what element they want to identify as!!1!
Posted by: Critical Chemical Studies Major (with a minor in Mg2Mg5Si8O22(OH)2) at June 09, 2015 11:17 PM (7YlUk)
Nah.
I've seen the same on the NYS Thruway.
Posted by: mallfly at June 09, 2015 11:10 PM (qSIlh)
***
I recently saw aFedEx double pup driver veering so hard over the road in Downtown Atlanta that the right or left side wheels were coming off the ground of the rear pup. Yeah, they are all about safety.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 11:17 PM (XrHO0)
Jean also discussed the upcoming election, speaking on whether or not the popular cartoon dad would be casting his vote. Were definitely going to have Homer vote in 2016, he gushed, One aspect of the pickup that made me happy is that Homer can vote again.
He voted for Romney in 2012 because he invented Obamacare. He tried to vote for Obama in 2008 but all his votes went to McCain. When asked for hints about the upcoming vote, Al teased: Were not sure who the candidates are yet, but whatever he wants its not going to happen.
Stupidest guy on the show keeps voting for Republicans.
Hur hur hur.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 11:17 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at June 09, 2015 11:18 PM (+Ku4Q)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:18 PM (DDeKY)
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 09, 2015 11:19 PM (D0Tns)
it's O-S-C-A-R...
Posted by: mallfly at June 09, 2015 11:20 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Milton Waddams at June 09, 2015 11:20 PM (P330y)
Dammit, man, sometimes you have to sacrifice. Do your duty. For the better good.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:16 PM (DDeKY)
Not if I have to listen to Hat and wear pastel colors. If so, I'm outta this race
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 11:20 PM (3mTLw)
"Also, better keep her away from Lisa.
Lisa hell; keep her away from Maggie.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
*concurring pacifier sucking sound*
Posted by: Maggie Simpson
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 11:20 PM (kdS6q)
I started off with that, but my calculus was rusty.
I'll have to take a stab at it when I get home.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 09, 2015 11:20 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Santa at June 09, 2015 11:21 PM (cU4mN)
Good night, folks. See ya tomorrow.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 09, 2015 11:22 PM (GEICT)
This an "either/or?"
Okay. Hat.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:22 PM (DDeKY)
I think I made it through 2 episodes before giving up on it, cause it was meh. But yeah, full of hooters. Although most original programming on premium cable is.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 11:22 PM (Vm8WO)
If helium wants to bond with other atoms, who are we to say no? Provided that the other atoms give affirmative consent.
Quite right. Sometimes sodium transfers an electron to chlorine to make sodium chloride, but sometimes chlorine transfers one to sodium to make chlorium sodide. H8ters.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2015 11:22 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2015 11:22 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2015 11:23 PM (oKE6c)
Bless everyone else's heart who have to endure the next year and a half of this stupidity and RBF (resting beotch face) peoples.
I am so tarred of unpacking boxes (I am saying "tired" like Hillz now). I pretend I am at my own bridal shower! Oh! I forgot this!!! Eleventy! I found a dead carpenter ant in one box who did not make the wagon train trip. I am never, ever moving again unless to the camps (corner bunk, flying monkeys, near ac).
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 09, 2015 11:23 PM (FCPu0)
May you have a wonderful 3rd Monday of the week tomorrow
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 11:23 PM (3mTLw)
Posted by: mallfly at June 09, 2015 11:23 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Robinson at June 09, 2015 11:23 PM (+1K+6)
You sit your ass down. There's a stapler around here somewhere.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:23 PM (DDeKY)
our Computer models show that it is expanding, and will soon be large enough to destroy the entire world...
Posted by: IPCC Math Guy at June 09, 2015 11:24 PM (qh617)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2015 11:22 PM (2XMpf)
That's right. When two helium atoms love each other very much, they enter into a van der Waals marriage.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2015 11:24 PM (oKE6c)
Helium atoms, not molecules.
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 11:12 PM (MQEz6)
You have no knowledge of this place called Helium!
Posted by: Jeddak Tardos Mors of Planet Helium at June 09, 2015 11:24 PM (+Ku4Q)
good night all
I will take my vitamins and eat my oranges in the morning, for sure
Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2015 11:24 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 09, 2015 11:25 PM (Cq0oW)
You sit your ass down. There's a stapler around here somewhere.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
I want my stapler!
Posted by: Milton Waddams at June 09, 2015 11:25 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2015 11:24 PM (oKE6c)
it makes a mockery of the traditional concept of covalent bonding, but hey, who are we to judge?
Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2015 11:25 PM (2XMpf)
They say, unroll the tube and appreciate the ultra unique right triangles that form in sequence, most famous of all, 3/4/5 ratio. Then add them up.
Heh.
But here's the thing, they already told you the circumference is 4cm, and there are 4 loops. So 4X4 is 16. But wait! The string goes the length of the tube too and they tell you that number too, 4 cm, so, 16+4=20 taa daa. No maths required actually, except add them. Just pay attention to what they tell you and LOOK at the picture.
Had they wound it all up in one place then the answer would be 16.
They overthought the whole thing.
Posted by: bour3 at June 09, 2015 11:25 PM (5x3+2)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 11:26 PM (xb3Ae)
If helium wants to bond with other atoms, who are we to say no? Provided that the other atoms give affirmative consent.
Quite right. Sometimes sodium transfers an electron to chlorine to make sodium chloride, but sometimes chlorine transfers one to sodium to make chlorium sodide. H8ters.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2015 11:22 PM (oKE6c)
No..... they will be FORCED to consent, and bond... even with Atoms just like them...
Posted by: Gay Helium Lobby at June 09, 2015 11:26 PM (qh617)
Posted by: mallfly at June 09, 2015 11:27 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:27 PM (DDeKY)
They overthought the whole thing.
Posted by: bour3 at June 09, 2015 11:25 PM (5x3+2)
Except the length is 12... and not 4.... /facepalm
Posted by: Gay Helium Lobby at June 09, 2015 11:28 PM (qh617)
...
Posted by: bour3 at June 09, 2015 11:25 PM (5x3+2)
Length of the tube is 12 cm. Man, I miss the years when doing well on tests was the only thing expected of me.
Wait, I hated academic life. Never mind.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 09, 2015 11:28 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2015 11:28 PM (W5DcG)
Chemistry be damned.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:28 PM (DDeKY)
Posted by: Gay Helium Lobby at June 09, 2015 11:28 PM (qh617)
Forget it - he's rolling.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 11:29 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: mallfly at June 09, 2015 11:29 PM (qSIlh)
That's right. When two helium atoms love each other very much, they enter into a van der Waals marriage.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2015 11:24 PM (oKE6c)
***************
Curse you.
Posted by: Porn giver upper at June 09, 2015 11:29 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Auntie Doodles at June 09, 2015 11:29 PM (NgQyU)
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That must be a metric measure of volume, the Broad.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 11:29 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Robinson at June 09, 2015 11:29 PM (+1K+6)
good old-fashioned calculus. It's a very easy integral. Now I find io9
has a trivial solution. I still like mine better, though.
I started off with that, but my calculus was rusty.
I'll have to take a stab at it when I get home.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 09, 2015 11:20 PM (0NdlF)
Overkill. There are only two orthogonal components to the helix: one transverse to the cylinder's axis (circumference), and one longitudinal to it, so it's legit to calculate them separately and then simply add them.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2015 11:29 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: mallfly at June 09, 2015 11:29 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Robinson
----------------------------
If qdpsteve has anything to say about it, she'll be locked up in his dungeon.
Kunis, btw. Mila Kunis. Not that I have a crush or anything...
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 11:30 PM (vztUc)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2015 11:22 PM (oKE6c)
Two electrons. One bond.
Posted by: Rule 34 at June 09, 2015 11:31 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:31 PM (DDeKY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 11:29 PM (F2IAQ)
The SI unit is the millibroad, so it would be 10^4 millibroads.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2015 11:31 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 09, 2015 11:31 PM (6n332)
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That must be a metric measure of volume, the Broad.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 11:29 PM (F2IAQ)
Similar to a cubit.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 11:32 PM (3mTLw)
In a communist country?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2015 11:32 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:32 PM (DDeKY)
I think if all morons thought, say as soon as they see ONT, defeat Democrats, it will be so, my darlings. As long as no jeb. Nope. No jeb (note the little "j"). He looks like W picked on him, no? I'll bet W terrorized him at night and he was a bed wetter. While I did feed my siblings and cousins a bite of mud pie, telling them it was chocolate pudding, and then laughed at them (I mean, they saw me make this, how stupid of them, it was not my fault), I did not terrorize my brothers at night. But jeb looks to be a nervous type to me.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 09, 2015 11:32 PM (FCPu0)
This probably tells you more about me than either of us wanted you to know.
Posted by: mallfly at June 09, 2015 11:32 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:33 PM (DDeKY)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 10:24 PM (Vm8WO)
Pudding-filled cupcakes with an Ewok frosting design. Sounds tasty!
(Btw, you know the pain is bad when the physical therapist goes super easy on you.)
Posted by: pookysgirl can walk (a few yards) at June 09, 2015 11:33 PM (FDfVQ)
Posted by: cm9000 at June 09, 2015 11:33 PM (8zCR+)
>>>
So Iron doesn't rust in Blue cities?
Posted by: Robinson at June 09, 2015 11:29 PM (+1K+6)
Oxidation is LITERALLY Rape!
Posted by: Red Cat & An Ox at June 09, 2015 11:33 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: pookysgirl can walk (a few yards) at June 09, 2015 11:33 PM (FDfVQ)
PTs are sadists.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 11:34 PM (3mTLw)
I didn't realize that Mila Kunis was kind of hot till I realized she was the voice of Meg on "Family Guy"
So, you think "Meg" in Family Guy is hot?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:35 PM (DDeKY)
Posted by: pookysgirl can walk (a few yards) at June 09, 2015 11:33 PM (FDfVQ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 11:35 PM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: cm9000 at June 09, 2015 11:35 PM (8zCR+)
Remember his desire for a National Police force that would have the same budget as the military.
Add to this the mentality of these people that black people shouldn't be arrested at a higher rate than white people, ignoring the fact that black people commit crime at a much higher rate. The result of the National Police Force will be even more out of control crime.
Obama's friend Holder developed this idea that in schools, blacks were being suspended at too high a rate. Solution: intimidate schools so that they stop suspending out of control black kids, including violent ones. Result: schools being even bigger failure factories than they already are.
These bastards will do the same thing to law enforcement.
Then the oh so tolerant, white liberals will move even further from the neighborhoods that have black citizens. This is what white liberals do in Michigan, they move further and further out, then talk about how they're so much more tolerant than conservatives.
Posted by: Nerdygirl at June 09, 2015 11:35 PM (kGrwF)
What's a 'cubit'?
Posted by: Noah at June 09, 2015 11:35 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 09, 2015 11:36 PM (ZT/0/)
Posted by: Robinson at June 09, 2015 11:36 PM (+1K+6)
He made post after post arguing that the police in McKinney were racist. I got tired of trying to reason with a lunatic, told him that I was sick of his crap, and unfriended him.
I feel strangely good.
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at June 09, 2015 11:36 PM (0RdKg)
Posted by: Auntie Doodles at June 09, 2015 11:36 PM (NgQyU)
Posted by: gm at June 09, 2015 11:36 PM (cXkCW)
tell me that sound more stupid than half of what you read on the leftwing internetz.
Posted by: mallfly at June 09, 2015 11:37 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:37 PM (DDeKY)
What's a 'cubit'?
Posted by: Noah at June 09, 2015 11:35 PM (kivUY)
How long can you tread water.
Posted by: The Man upstairs at June 09, 2015 11:37 PM (W5DcG)
Obamacare. He tried to vote for Obama in 2008 but all his votes went to
McCain. When asked for hints about the upcoming vote, Al teased: Were
not sure who the candidates are yet, but whatever he wants its not going
to happen.
Stupidest guy on the show keeps voting for Republicans.
Hur hur hur.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 11:17 PM (kdS6q)
Hur hur hur, the dumbest guy on the show takes up with a pharmacist voiced by Lena Dunham. Hur hur hur
http://tinyurl.com/dumb-homer
Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2015 11:38 PM (3pRHP)
353 345 actually you can have a helium molecule. it has to be really really really cold, and the "bond" length is something absurd like a thousand angstroms, but it does exist.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2015 11:22 PM (2XMpf)
That's right. When two helium atoms love each other very much, they enter into a van der Waals marriage.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2015 11:24 PM (oKE6c)
Yeah, but these Helium atoms are walking into a bar.
No bar is that cold.
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 11:38 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:38 PM (DDeKY)
No bar is that cold.
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 11:38 PM (MQEz6)
Temperature is a social construct...
Posted by: The Thermodynamic Hat at June 09, 2015 11:39 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 09, 2015 11:39 PM (FCPu0)
15 minutes into the trip, Huma goes down on Hillary from a height of .5 meters, letting her head go into free fall.
The question is....how big is Hillary's dick?
Show your work.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 09, 2015 11:39 PM (T/n/z)
Right.
What's a 'cubit'?
Posted by: Noah at June 09, 2015 11:35 PM (kivUY)
It's the type of computer tech support person that handles modular office systems.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 11:39 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 11:39 PM (MQEz6)
Macaroni believe it or not.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:38
Damn, I thought it was linguini
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 11:40 PM (3mTLw)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 09, 2015 11:41 PM (TF10X)
Hobo pelts tied up with string
These are a few of my moronic things!
Posted by: the singing nun at June 09, 2015 11:41 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 09, 2015 11:41 PM (FCPu0)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:41 PM (DDeKY)
Now, beat it! My planet.
Posted by: Dr. Morbius at June 09, 2015 10:50 PM (o4QuK)
----
not until we see your strip
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 09, 2015 11:42 PM (ZT/0/)
Posted by: G-d at June 09, 2015 11:42 PM (+1K+6)
Show your work.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 09, 2015 11:39
No. Just. No. Now if you'll excuse me for a moment, I need to gouge my brain out to remove that mental image.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 11:42 PM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:42 PM (DDeKY)
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 09, 2015 11:42 PM (D0Tns)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 09, 2015 11:43 PM (FCPu0)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 11:43 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 09, 2015 11:43 PM (TF10X)
Posted by: mallfly at June 09, 2015 11:43 PM (qSIlh)
Right.
What's a 'cubit'?
Posted by: Noah at June 09, 2015 11:35 PM (kivUY)
It's the smallest unit of information in a system that has four distinct states.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 11:43 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Pac Man at June 09, 2015 11:44 PM (LF5/M)
You've never met my ex-wife!
Posted by: a guy at a bar at June 09, 2015 11:44 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 09, 2015 11:45 PM (TF10X)
That was it. No extra info.
I couldn't think of a smart-ass answer either. Seriously demoralizing.
----
4 score and seven?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 09, 2015 11:45 PM (ZT/0/)
That is a cubit.
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at June 09, 2015 11:45 PM (JgC5a)
Posted by: G-d at June 09, 2015 11:45 PM (+1K+6)
Posted by: mallfly at June 09, 2015 11:46 PM (qSIlh)
Atomic dog FTW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szkmivRWegU
Posted by: erlenmeyer at June 09, 2015 11:45 PM (BitFf)
Oh, no.......
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 11:46 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 11:46 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 09, 2015 11:47 PM (TF10X)
Math is hard.
Math is hard.
Math is hard.
Posted by: Hanoverfist at June 09, 2015 11:47 PM (ZzmAT)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 09, 2015 11:47 PM (FCPu0)
Posted by: mallfly at June 09, 2015 11:48 PM (qSIlh)
432 Noah have you even looked for the gopherwood yet?
Posted by: G-d at June 09, 2015 11:45 PM (+1K+6)
May I suggest Minnesota
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 11:48 PM (3mTLw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:48 PM (DDeKY)
What does Hillary smell like? Depends... (play the tape of Jackie laughing.)
Posted by: mallfly at June 09, 2015 11:49 PM (qSIlh)
Maet:
Thanks for the info on that drunken pervert Orson Welles. According to Wiki, Georgina Spelvin hit the big time when she starred in The Devil in Miss Jones, a pr0n classic.
#251 (Captain Comic) got it right but screwed up the explanation. One turn makes a triangle 3 cm tall (12/4) and 4 cm long (the circumference). Most important, it's a right triangle. That makes it a 3/4/5 triangle. Four times that makes a 12/16/20 triangle. The 3/4/5 triangle is useful for layout.
I immediately knew the other puzzle led down a rathole of trial and error. F dat crap. I'd rather sleep.
Posted by: Ed Anger at June 09, 2015 11:49 PM (RcpcZ)
We did it. Yooo and meeee.
Posted by: lt commander scott at June 09, 2015 11:49 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 09, 2015 11:39 PM
Actually they don't want the taxpayers with jobs back in the city, they just want their money.
See Detroit. They don't want white citizens, they want their money.
Posted by: Nerdygirl at June 09, 2015 11:50 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 11:50 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: REV. AL SHARPTON at June 09, 2015 11:50 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: mallfly at June 09, 2015 11:50 PM (qSIlh)
Electric clothes dryer is a fire waiting to happen.
I figure one or the other.
That's why I don't worry about Obama.
Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 11:50 PM (SginQ)
Posted by: G-d at June 09, 2015 11:51 PM (+1K+6)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 11:51 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 09, 2015 11:51 PM (TF10X)
Posted by: Ed Anger at June 09, 2015 11:51 PM (RcpcZ)
Oops....., we missed Mars.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 11:52 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:52 PM (DDeKY)
Posted by: a Keebler Elf at June 09, 2015 11:53 PM (LF5/M)
Tell you what, you stand over there and hold this bag, and I'll go flush 'em out.
It's important you don't move, so just stand there and don't move a muscle.
Posted by: G-d at June 09, 2015 11:53 PM (T/n/z)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 09, 2015 11:53 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:53 PM (DDeKY)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 11:54 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 11:50 PM (pAlYe)
***
I did not participate, but at least exepected a participation trophy for the fact that I at least thought about it.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 11:54 PM (XrHO0)
Oxidation is LITERALLY Rape!
Posted by: Red Cat An Ox at June 09, 2015 11:33 PM (7YlUk)
No no no no... Brassica napus is rape.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2015 11:54 PM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill"
As long as her crazy stalker that just escaped from the mental institution in CA doesn't catch up with her.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 09, 2015 11:54 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 09, 2015 11:55 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 09, 2015 11:55 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Red Cat An Ox at June 09, 2015 11:33 PM (7YlUk)
No no no no... Brassica napus is rape.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2015 11:54 PM (3pRHP)
Breathing is rape! Nobody asked the oxygen if it consented!
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 11:55 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Taggart at June 09, 2015 11:56 PM (T/n/z)
What size?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:56 PM (DDeKY)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 11:56 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 09, 2015 11:56 PM (Wo9OY)
But how the hell do you do that?
I'd like to see all affirmative action programs end. If universities end up 70% asian, 25% white and 5% other, that's fine. Those are the people doing the work.
Companies should also be hired based solely on ability. If you can't read and I have difficulty understanding your English, go improve yourself and apply again later. In reality, you should be able to hire whoever the heck you want in your company.
Announce an end to any new welfare cases in exactly 1 year. Anyone with existing benefits sees them decrease 20% a year until they're gone. Raise your own kids. Serve as a cautionary example to the next group down the road.
That last one is a wish list item, but there will come a day when even America's welfare net falls apart.
Blacks are awarded 230 bonus points on the SATs compared to whites. I've been wondering lately if that discrepancy is due to IQ levels or simple laziness.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 09, 2015 11:56 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 11:50 PM (pAlYe)
I don't need no stinking ribbon Mr. TA, Sir
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 11:57 PM (3mTLw)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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We have a spot for you downtown.
Posted by: NOAA Data Center at June 09, 2015 11:57 PM (F2IAQ)
Oxidation is LITERALLY Rape!
Posted by: Red Cat An Ox at June 09, 2015 11:33 PM (7YlUk)
No no no no... Brassica napus is rape.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2015 11:54 PM (3pRHP)
So, I went down to the dining hall, and asked if all the recipes there were organic and gluten-free....and, like, the guy pointed me to this binder and I opened it to a random page and it said "rapeseed oil" right on the page.
Can you believe this shit?
Posted by: SJW-in-training at June 09, 2015 11:57 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 09, 2015 11:58 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 09, 2015 11:58 PM (ZT/0/)
Question 2: 1,8,2,7,4,6,5,9,3
Posted by: HungarianFalcon at June 09, 2015 11:59 PM (tps/p)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 09, 2015 11:56 PM (AC0lD)
Neither. It's due to cultural failure. Black kids are ostracized in school if they succeed, so they play dumb in order to be cool. Leftism has made it so that they sabotage themselves.
No race is inherently better than any other, but cultures are another story entirely.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 11:59 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: NOAA Data Center at June 09, 2015 11:59 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 11:59 PM (3mTLw)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 09, 2015 11:59 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: NOAA Data Center at June 10, 2015 12:00 AM (F2IAQ)
Rood: A measure of land equal to a quarter of an acre (British historical).
The rod or perch or pole is a surveyors tool and unit of length equal to 5-1/2 yards
Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2015 12:00 AM (kivUY)
Heya cooth : )
How's things for ya?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 11:56 PM (kmtse)
Safer today than yesterday, gonna be safer tomorrow. Might even be a titch more comfortable.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 12:00 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 10, 2015 12:00 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: NOAA Data Center"
Not much further than my current commute, but too many hippies.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 10, 2015 12:00 AM (Wo9OY)
#458:
A rod (rood), pole and perch are 1/4 of an old time surveyor's chain. The chain was 66 ft so they're all 16.5 ft (16' 6"). More properly, a perch is a measure of area, one square rod. Since an acre is 10 square chains, it all works out.
Posted by: Ed Anger at June 10, 2015 12:00 AM (RcpcZ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 10, 2015 12:00 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 09, 2015
We love you all nite long GI buzzsaw90
Posted by: Vietnam Kong Hookers
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 10, 2015 12:01 AM (3mTLw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 10, 2015 12:01 AM (DDeKY)
I actually got a whole editorial printed by them once. Back when they had more than 100 subscribers.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 10, 2015 12:02 AM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 10, 2015 12:02 AM (ZT/0/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 12:02 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 09, 2015
So what are your thoughts on oyster sauce and delicate but challenging manual labor?
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 10, 2015 12:02 AM (pAlYe)
Just lookin' at the first Bing hit...
Rood: A measure of land equal to a quarter of an acre (British historical).
The rod or perch or pole is a surveyors tool and unit of length equal to 5-1/2 yards
Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2015 12:00 AM (kivUY)
Wait 'til you hit "chains" and "links"....
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 12:03 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 10, 2015 12:02 AM (ZT/0/)
208' x 208'
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 10, 2015 12:03 AM (3mTLw)
454 Engineers love to scrutinize other engineer's work for flaws. In this case, the diameter (thickness) of the string has been overlooked. If a string were precisely cut to the length based upon the cylinder circumference and length, it would be too short to wind the full length.
Oops....., we missed Mars.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 11:52 PM (F2IAQ)
Good point, because the length of the inside of the string would be shorter than the length of the outside of the string...
and then of course, would change as you measure it anyway.... so we can never really know the length of the string...
Posted by: Some Uncertainty Theory at June 10, 2015 12:03 AM (qh617)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 10, 2015 12:03 AM (DDeKY)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 10, 2015 12:02 AM (ZT/0/)
A unit of land so named because the property taxes on it will make your wallet ache endlessly. Yep, that's an acre.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 10, 2015 12:03 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: Vietnam Kong Hookers
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glad my answer was not too buku
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 10, 2015 12:03 AM (ZT/0/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 12:03 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: HungarianFalcon at June 10, 2015 12:04 AM (tps/p)
Posted by: Robinson at June 10, 2015 12:04 AM (+1K+6)
In other news, water is wet.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 12:04 AM (Rh6FA)
493 Damn..., hard to get that NOAA sock off.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 12:02 AM (F2IAQ)
Dreamer would take it for you. Clean, dirty doesn't matter that pup loves socks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 10, 2015 12:05 AM (3mTLw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 10, 2015 12:05 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at June 10, 2015 12:05 AM (ZzmAT)
Posted by: Some Uncertainty Theory
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It also provides an 'out' for all of the 'wrong' answers. Just calculate the string diameter that corresponds to the answered length, and voila!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 12:06 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Some Uncertainty Theory
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It also provides an 'out' for all of the 'wrong' answers. Just calculate the string diameter that corresponds to the answered length, and voila!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 12:06 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 10, 2015 12:06 AM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 10, 2015 12:02 AM (pAlYe)
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nothing fishy. And I love watching others do it.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 10, 2015 12:06 AM (ZT/0/)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 10, 2015 12:06 AM (DDeKY)
and then of course, would change as you measure it anyway.... so we can never really know the length of the string...
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of course the surface of the cylinder won't be perfectly smooth either.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 10, 2015 12:07 AM (ZT/0/)
Posted by: Some Uncertainty Theory
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It also provides an 'out' for all of the 'wrong' answers. Just calculate the string diameter that corresponds to the answered length, and voila!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 12:06 AM (F2IAQ)
And then make it a 'friendly' number!
Posted by: Common Corpse Math! at June 10, 2015 12:07 AM (qh617)
Posted by: Nerdygirl at June 09, 2015 11:50 PM (kGrwF)
Of course they do. Otherwise who are they going to mug?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2015 12:07 AM (oKE6c)
(Actually, it's probably a bit longer than 20cm because of the thickness of the string. But they didn't give us a number for that.)
Posted by: Socratease at June 10, 2015 12:08 AM (2GbWn)
Perch that need chains
Crap we caught some last week but 6# test was all you needed
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 10, 2015 12:08 AM (3mTLw)
Who might you thank for the current state of black culture?
Why none other than that paragon of virtue, Lyndon Baines Johnson. Who was the driving force behind the Great Society.
Instituted as the means of creating a monolithic voting bloc through subsidy. It has resulted in the near destruction of a race, to date.
It has proved a resounding success. What has happened to the blacks is not an unintended consequence, but an unconsidered one. Or if it WAS considered, discarded.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 10, 2015 12:08 AM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Harry Reid at June 10, 2015 12:08 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Shoey at June 10, 2015 12:08 AM (vA94g)
Thanks. I forgot all about the rood as a measure of area. Our county's Deed Book #1 has Ben Franklin's signature and properties purchased with pounds. There's probably some roods in there, too.
Posted by: Ed Anger at June 10, 2015 12:09 AM (RcpcZ)
513 Good point, because the length of the inside of the string would be shorter than the length of the outside of the string...
and then of course, would change as you measure it anyway.... so we can never really know the length of the string...
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of course the surface of the cylinder won't be perfectly smooth either.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 10, 2015 12:07 AM (ZT/0/)
And lets not even get started about what happens if we put this thing in a High Gravity field like near a Black Hole, where the laws of Physics get a bit wonky....
Posted by: Guy who pulls back the spring on the Hadrion Collider at June 10, 2015 12:09 AM (qh617)
That is dependent on how much you are willing to pay.
Posted by: Robinson at June 10, 2015 12:10 AM (+1K+6)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2015 12:07 AM (oKE6c)
Thr Hmongvineese
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 10, 2015 12:10 AM (3mTLw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 10, 2015 12:10 AM (W5DcG)
Walking out of the grocery this evening, I ran into a friend who is a walking Porsche encyclopedia. He delivered a half hour lecture. Chapter/verse, right down to the injection systems for the various engines. He owned one at one time, and has 50's literature for same.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 12:10 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Lincoln Chaffee, loon at June 10, 2015 12:11 AM (RWGcK)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 11:59 PM (HalrA)/i]
It's not clear at all what causes the problem. It could be environmental, it could be intrinsic, it could be a combination. There's no reason to presuppose all abilities are equally distributed among sub-populations, any more than to make the same presupposition within a population.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2015 12:11 AM (oKE6c)
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Nor straight.
Hey, look! We're flying right on past Mercury!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 12:12 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Lincoln Chaffee, loon at June 10, 2015 12:11 AM (RWGcK)
I learned the metric system the way most Americans do: from guns and drugs.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 10, 2015 12:12 AM (pAlYe)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 10, 2015 12:12 AM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 10, 2015 12:10 AM (W5DcG)
the only respectable way to do it...
Posted by: Shoey at June 10, 2015 12:12 AM (vA94g)
are ostracized in school if they succeed, so they play dumb in order to
be cool. Leftism has made it so that they sabotage themselves.
No race is inherently better than any other, but cultures are another story entirely.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 11:59 PM (HalrA)
I can accept cultural failure made up of a ton of factors.
It's so infuriating because my mother's white family grew up in Detroit before they fled in the 80's, and as a liberal youth in Canada right across the river, I was pulling for the black population to succeed.
Now I've accepted that Detroit is a third world sh!thole and America's black population seems like a bunch of out of control children that need constant supervision.
I'm done ranting. Thanks.
If I need to rant anymore, is Starbuck's still having their "Let's talk about race?" promotion going on? My coffee-pourer will need a trigger warning.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 10, 2015 12:13 AM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 12:13 AM (F2IAQ)
513 Good point, because the length of the inside of the string would be shorter than the length of the outside of the string...
and then of course, would change as you measure it anyway.... so we can never really know the length of the string...
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of course the surface of the cylinder won't be perfectly smooth either.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 10, 2015 12:07 AM (ZT/0/)
And lets not even get started about what happens if we put this thing in a High Gravity field like near a Black Hole, where the laws of Physics get a bit wonky....
Posted by: Guy who pulls back the spring on the Hadrion Collider
I see thru all of this, dazzle us with brilliance and if that fails baffle us with bullshit.m it's Orange Julius & the turtle Leading the way
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 10, 2015 12:15 AM (3mTLw)
we put this thing in a High Gravity field like near a Black Hole, where
the laws of Physics get a bit wonky....
Posted by: Guy who pulls back the spring on the Hadrion Collider at June 10, 2015 12:09 AM (qh617)
Could we use the string to drag the frame?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2015 12:17 AM (3pRHP)
TSA comedy - http://studios.amazon.com/projects/67109
Anime crime fighting? - http://studios.amazon.com/projects/79777
Trying to save the last video rental store - http://studios.amazon.com/projects/71671
Or maybe the NSA being abused by employees - http://studios.amazon.com/projects/78875
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 12:17 AM (Rh6FA)
I find it amusing that although we are characterizing and grouping people by Genetic Racial Heritage... (White, Black, Asian)...
No one here is willing to even THINK that there may be a genetic component to test scores.
Proving that the Progressives have won... because we can no longer even ASK the question....
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 10, 2015 12:18 AM (qh617)
Luke Skywalker: Wait.......what? A parsec is a unit of...
Obi-Wan: Let it go, Luke. Let it go. We all heard it, but we really need this ship.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 10, 2015 12:18 AM (T/n/z)
Cooth, what of the previcator?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 10, 2015 12:03 AM (DDeKY)
Say, what?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 12:18 AM (EzgxV)
2 6 3 5 1 7 9 8 4
2 6 3 9 1 7 5 8 4
2 7 3 5 1 9 6 8 4
2 7 3 6 1 9 5 8 4
2 8 4 5 1 7 9 6 3
2 8 4 9 1 7 5 6 3
5 1 3 9 6 7 8 2 4
5 2 4 9 8 7 6 1 3
5 3 2 7 1 6 9 8 4
5 3 2 9 1 6 7 8 4
6 8 4 5 3 9 7 1 2
7 1 3 9 6 8 5 2 4
7 1 4 9 2 8 5 6 3
9 1 4 8 2 7 5 6 3
9 2 4 7 8 6 5 1 3
9 3 2 5 1 7 6 8 4
9 3 2 6 1 7 5 8 4
9 3 2 7 6 5 8 1 4
9 5 3 7 1 2 8 6 4
9 5 3 8 1 2 7 6 4
9 6 3 8 5 7 2 1 4
Posted by: Daryl Herbert at June 10, 2015 12:19 AM (grOY9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 10, 2015 12:15 AM (3mTLw)
We're just discussing Math like Lawyers discuss the Law.... there is ALWAYS some way to complicate something that should be simple....
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 10, 2015 12:20 AM (qh617)
The biggest factor is the victim mentality. It's the idea that you're not going to succeed because you're oppressed, so don't try, just lay blame and agitate for reparations and special treatment.
You're a victim because your great-great-grandparents were. You need the Leftist to save you from your plight. You can't do it on your own, despite the fact that everyone else does. It's a recipe for failure that's been drilled into their heads by media, schools, and Leftist cultural centers from day one.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 10, 2015 12:20 AM (HalrA)
it is just those kids with out fathers who are fucking up the crime stats...
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 10, 2015 12:21 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 10, 2015 12:21 AM (D0Tns)
That somehow doesn't surprise me at all.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 10, 2015 12:22 AM (HalrA)
"We intend to begin on the first of February unrestricted submarine
warfare. We shall endeavor in spite of this to keep the United States of
America neutral. In the event of this not succeeding, we make Mexico a
proposal or alliance..."
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2015 12:22 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 10, 2015 12:20 AM (qh617)
facts are boring, and offer little opportunity for graft...
Posted by: Lawyers of America United at June 10, 2015 12:23 AM (vA94g)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 10, 2015 12:23 AM (0O7c5)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/josh-keyes-turbulence-16.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 12:24 AM (Rh6FA)
Isn't the break down of the nuclear family one of the goals of Progressivism?
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 12:24 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 12:24 AM (Rh6FA)
Ok, I'm done bitching.
Posted by: DC in River City at June 10, 2015 12:24 AM (zaPax)
Posted by: DTShangers at June 10, 2015 12:24 AM (kpIaO)
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 10, 2015 12:21 AM
I hear ya knocking by Planed Parenthood
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 10, 2015 12:24 AM (3mTLw)
That practiced by the tailor who has to fit a pantsuit onto the body of Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 10, 2015 12:25 AM (T/n/z)
Apparently I was mistaken.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 10, 2015 12:25 AM (on01m)
4x4+12 = 28 cm.
Posted by: Synova at June 10, 2015 12:25 AM (Ek0Xs)
Seriously, how are the squirrel wounds? They're dirty little buggers, be careful of infection.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2015 12:26 AM (Vm8WO)
Remember,all,you're Americans, the head is up HIGH.
Goodnite,good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 10, 2015 12:26 AM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 10, 2015 12:26 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 12:27 AM (UnJ7w)
it is just those kids with out fathers who are fucking up the crime stats...
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 10, 2015 12:21 AM (D0Tns)
Correlation does not necessarily reflect causation. There's a similar correlation between crime rate and IQ. Correlation or causation?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2015 12:27 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 12:27 AM (Rh6FA)
since at least Woodrow Wilson....
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 10, 2015 12:27 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 10, 2015 12:27 AM (on01m)
Posted by: DC in River City at June 10, 2015 12:24 AM (zaPax)
You've got reason to bitch.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2015 12:28 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by:Ricardo Killat June 10, 2015 12:01 AM (DDeKY)<<<
That must've been before the steroids.
Posted by: A-rod's disappointed girlfriend at June 10, 2015 12:28 AM (LF5/M)
Howdy, Horde!
Posted by: Mindy at June 10, 2015 12:29 AM (+py6n)
I'd be rather displeased if I had to be in Atlanta, too.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 10, 2015 12:29 AM (HalrA)
That practiced by the tailor who has to fit a pantsuit onto the body of Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 10, 2015 12:25 AM (T/n/z)
it gets easier once you give up thinking in human dimensions and start thinking in giant Pear dimensions.
Posted by: Lawyers of America United at June 10, 2015 12:29 AM (vA94g)
Apparently I was mistaken.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 10, 2015
How many hi balls did yo drink.
Quarts emptied?
Pints emptied?.
Well heel you out
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 10, 2015 12:30 AM (3mTLw)
no idea, but when 70% of black kids and 50% of hispanic kids are raised 'single parent households' the crime rates seem to follow
crap asian single parent households are like 16%
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 10, 2015 12:31 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2015 12:31 AM (Vm8WO)
a = 12
b = 4 (circumference) * 4 (times around rod) = 16"
Uh... duh... okay. I got too excited about realizing it had nothing to do with circles.
Posted by: Synova at June 10, 2015 12:31 AM (Ek0Xs)
Posted by: Hillary's Pantsuit at June 10, 2015 12:32 AM (IsmYC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 12:32 AM (Rh6FA)
Quarts emptied?
Pints emptied?.
Well heel you out
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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You are hammered, aren't you.
I have a 10:30AM with my financial advisor, and then I'm going to buy a four wheel drive truck at Carmax.
Used.
If I like it.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 10, 2015 12:32 AM (on01m)
Show you work (unless doing so is a trigger).
Posted by: eman at June 10, 2015 12:33 AM (MQEz6)
Y'know it's in there somewhere. Likely hiding behind the String Theory or somewhere nearby.
I bet a SJW major could deduce the solution in no tim..... um, never mind.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2015 12:34 AM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Lawyers of America United at June 10, 2015 12:34 AM (vA94g)
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 10, 2015 12:34 AM (D0Tns)
Ok, I'm done bitching.
Posted by: DC in River City at June 10, 2015 12:24
You only fly when you have the time.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 10, 2015 12:34 AM (3mTLw)
Please. My white blood cells are trained to a razors edge, ready to locate, close with and destroy any enemy that breaches my glorious exterior. And to ignore things which may appear harmful, but are in fact good, like booze, weed, blow and pharmaceuticals.
it's tough work, but they do it with pride.
Posted by: DC in River City at June 10, 2015 12:34 AM (zaPax)
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Tell me about it.
Posted by: Charles Murray at June 10, 2015 12:35 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 10, 2015 12:35 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 10, 2015 12:21 AM (D0Tns)<<<
Huh. You don't say.
Posted by: SCOAMF at June 10, 2015 12:35 AM (LF5/M)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 10, 2015 12:36 AM (fLKzW)
she is what 5'3 or so?
what 180 or 190?
any guesses?
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 10, 2015 12:34 AM (D0Tns)
Bra size. How much fat is in those boobies.,that would weigh her down
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 10, 2015 12:36 AM (3mTLw)
'single parent households' the crime rates seem to follow
The correlation between crime and IQ is very strong indeed, and it's easy to see why: stupid people can't figure out how to get what they want without breaking the law, have poor impulse control, and little ability to foresee consequences. And that correlation between IQ and crime rate extends across all demographics (except sex, of course).
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2015 12:36 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 12:36 AM (EzgxV)
Crack mothers, crack babies and AIDS patients
Young bloods can't spell but they rock you in
Playstation
This new math is whipping motherfuckers ass
You wanna know how to rhyme you better learn how to add
It's mathematics.-Mos Def
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 12:36 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Robinson at June 10, 2015 12:36 AM (+1K+6)
There are those out there on the other side who say the only solution is to disband all government, rape women and children, and give babies herpes...
But I reject that argument, and say we're better than that. I just keep telling them DO...THE....MATH!!
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 10, 2015 12:37 AM (T/n/z)
16oz. of scotch, plus or minus, doesn't help, really.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 10, 2015 12:37 AM (on01m)
Posted by: Charles Murray at June 10, 2015 12:37 AM (F2IAQ)
She seems to be taking the Britney Spears high speed train to rehab and a guardian for her fortune.
Unshaved armpits, perpetual nudity covered up with mud, farm animals, or plastic Walmart flower arrangements.
Now she loves women. And is open to anything that is not illegal...why? Whose to say something is illegal Miley?
She needs to keep working on being delusional and angry. She's not yet gotten to the point where she shaves her head in a parking lot and walks barefoot into a turnpike restroom. And is finally strapped to a gurney and taken away for an evaluation and a long rest.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 10, 2015 12:37 AM (JaIou)
587 redo with a comma
crap, asian single parent households are like 16%
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 10, 2015 12:35 AM (D0Tns)
Tiger Mom, married or not.
Posted by: eman at June 10, 2015 12:37 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 10, 2015 12:37 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: DC in River City at June 10, 2015 12:34 AM
Heh. Ok.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2015 12:38 AM (Vm8WO)
589 White Privilege has a value of + or - 4..... I think
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 10, 2015 12:36 AM (fLKzW)
A +6 to Luck. But -8 to Charisma against all bitchy special snowflakes.
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2015 12:38 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 12:38 AM (F2IAQ)
This doesn't explain the SATs.
The SATs are tests, taken in a supervised setting. Blacks, like anyone else, can play dumb in class and study at home. They then take this one test to prove their real worth.
Blacks score lower to the tune of minus two hundred whatever. This they do, in accord with the mean black IQ; which is scored a standard-deviation lower than the mean IQ of whites (and Asians).
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 10, 2015 12:38 AM (AVEe1)
all kidding aside. Great ONT, thanks!!
Good nite morons
Let's be careful out there
And be well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 10, 2015 12:39 AM (3mTLw)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 10, 2015 12:39 AM (AVEe1)
Would not motorboat the canckles for $25k, nope, nada
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 10, 2015 12:39 AM (D0Tns)
or is that another guy?
Posted by: Just spit-balling here
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And you are.....
?
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 10, 2015 12:40 AM (on01m)
g'night
Posted by: Lawyers of America United at June 10, 2015 12:34 AM (vA94g)
NERDS!
Posted by: Ogre at June 10, 2015 12:40 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 10, 2015 12:40 AM (on01m)
I am. As a constitutive scientist, I have to consider ALL conjectures that might account for the data to date until further data eliminate them, regardless of my feelings about the matter. The nightmare scenario here: what happens if the problem has a hefty genetic component? What do we do then? To what extent can we hold people responsible for something that is intrinsic, and beyond their control, if that should turn out to be the case?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2015 12:41 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 10, 2015 12:42 AM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 10, 2015 12:42 AM (on01m)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 10, 2015 12:43 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 10, 2015 12:43 AM (D0Tns)
612 If you think you've got a shitty job just think of what Huma has to do..... She could have a nice looking lesbian girlfriend... or at least one that didn't smell of urine and mothballs
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 10, 2015 12:42 AM (fLKzW)
Well apparently we can answer the question about which is worse for Muslims. Marrying a Jew or being gay. Looks like its better to marry a Jew.
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2015 12:43 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Robinson at June 10, 2015 12:43 AM (+1K+6)
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 10:34 PM (MQEz6)
Just envision one wrap of the string on a paper cylinder 4 inches in circumference, and 3 inches long. Assume the string is glued down. Cut the paper with scissors, parallel to its axis, at the point where the ends of the string fall. Flatten it out. It will be a rectangle 3 inches by 4 inches, and the string will run diagonally corner to corner. And "3,4,5" is one of the Pythagorean right triangles. If the two sides are 3 inches and 4 inches the hypotenuse has to be 5 inches. The original problem has 4 turns on it, so 4 times 5 inches is 20 inches.
Posted by: Rocky XXIII at June 10, 2015 12:43 AM (gP3UY)
That practiced by the tailor who has to fit a pantsuit onto the body of Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 10, 2015 12:25 AM (T/n/z)
Piffle, after Caribbean Islands, Pont Neuf and the Reichstag, Hillary! is childs' play.
Posted by: Cristo and Jeanne-Claude at June 10, 2015 12:44 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 12:45 AM (Rh6FA)
Posted by: Just spit-balling here
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Okay. Yes. It's me I'm the mayonnaise guy.
Caught me.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 10, 2015 12:45 AM (on01m)
*sighs. once again pulls out a copy of Tristram Shandy*
He proceeded next to Gallileo and
Torricellius, wherein, by certain geome-
trical rules, infallibly laid down, he found
the precise path to be a PARABOLA, -- or
else an HYPERBOLA, -- and that the pa-
rameter, or latus rectum, of the conic sec-
tion of the said path, was to the quantity
and amplitude in a direct ratio, as the
whole line to the sine of double the angle
of incidence, form'd by the breech upon
a horizontal plane ; -- and that the semi-
parameter
[ 23 ]
parameter, ------ stop ! my dear uncle
Toby, -- stop ! -- go not one foot further
into this thorny and bewilder'd track, --
intricate are the steps ! intricate are the
mases of this labyrinth ! intricate are the
troubles which the pursuit of this be-
witching phantom, KNOWLEDGE, will
bring upon thee. -- O my uncle ! fly -- fly --
fly from it as from a serpent. -- Is it fit,
good-natur'd man ! thou should'st sit up,
with the wound upon thy groin, whole
nights baking thy blood with hectic
watchings ? -- Alas ! 'twill exasperate thy
symptoms, -- check thy perspirations, --
evaporate thy spirits, -- waste thy animal
strength, -- dry up thy radical moisture, --
bring thee into a costive habit of body,
impair thy health, -- and hasten all the
infirmities of thy old age. -- my uncle !
my uncle Toby!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 12:45 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Jen the original at June 10, 2015 12:37 AM
Apples & oranges. Britney is bipolar, or something along those lines. Actual mental illness that can be managed with meds. Miley is a skanky, loadie, attention whore that will fuck anything that moves
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2015 12:46 AM (Vm8WO)
"You're doing it wrong," says John. "You've got to measure from the top side!"
"No," counters Mitch, "you measure from the bottom so you get the full length of the shaft.
After much bickering back and forth, they call in one of their aides to settle the dispute, and help them declare a winner.
Staring at the pantsless pair only a short time, the aide comes to a quick conclusion.
"Gentlemen", he says. "I can declare no winner. Take another look. You both have vaginas".
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 10, 2015 12:47 AM (T/n/z)
Posted by: McGuffin, prick
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Nope. In my case it's illude.
"To mock, or trick"
poor grammar aside
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 10, 2015 12:47 AM (on01m)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2015 12:46 AM (Vm8WO)
Following in daddy's footsteps. Todd in the Shadows did a One Hit Wonderland on Achy Breaky Heart and he was always photographed shirtless.
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2015 12:48 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 12:48 AM (F2IAQ)
I once read that the SAT reading test contained the word "regatta" and therefore was racist because only white people know what that word means.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 10, 2015 12:48 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 10, 2015 12:50 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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I had some Dukes on a grilled burger tonight. Cooked on my reconstituted Craigslist Weber grill I bought last summer for $40.
And spent $350 rebuilding it.
It sure cooks good!
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 10, 2015 12:50 AM (on01m)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)
It's hard to believe that they can keep getting people worked up without extreme violence happening sooner or later.
As it is we have seen people murdered or severely beaten in "retaliation" for Trayvon or Michael Brown.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 10, 2015 12:51 AM (F0Cog)
It sure cooks good!
Posted by: Tobacco
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One would hope so. Sounds like new burners, grills, what else? Valves?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 12:52 AM (F2IAQ)
charcoal right? it is not real without charcoal
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 10, 2015 12:52 AM (D0Tns)
Betcha Marco Rubio knew what "regatta" meant. That Cuban-American elitist.
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 12:52 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2015 12:48 AM (zt+N6)
That doesn't even begin to compare with nekkid but for tape on your nipples pics or simulating sex on stage or pics of drug use. I wonder if the family had Patrick Schwarcheneger (sp?!) thoroughly decontaminated after spending time with her.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2015 12:53 AM (Vm8WO)
They had rapes and thefts. Plus, before the cities broke them up, were tuning into disease vectors.
But they were self-censoring all the negative to keep the narrative going.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 12:53 AM (Rh6FA)
633 627 Following in daddy's footsteps. Todd in the Shadows did a One Hit Wonderland on Achy Breaky Heart and he was always photographed shirtless. Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2015 12:48 AM (zt+N6) That doesn't even begin to compare with nekkid but for tape on your nipples pics or simulating sex on stage or pics of drug use. I wonder if the family had Patrick Schwarcheneger (sp?!) thoroughly decontaminated after spending time with her.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2015 12:53 AM (Vm8WO)
I'm just saying: It runs in the family.
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2015 12:54 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
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Just two new filled tanks, (doesn't count, I know) and two heavy duty SS grills, and heavy duty SS "flavorizer bars" from a guy in Peaches neck of the woods.
Everything else worked like a champ. just needed a major clean and refurb.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 10, 2015 12:55 AM (on01m)
Posted by: Liam Hemsworth at June 10, 2015 12:55 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 12:56 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 10, 2015 12:56 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Just spit-balling here
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I have a Weber kettle in addition to the "reconstituted Craigslist Weber gas grill".
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 10, 2015 12:56 AM (on01m)
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 12:57 AM (UnJ7w)
639 While Miley has a cute face, she has no body and seems to be very dumb. Add to that the spoiled, skanky, rich girl vibe and any man with eyes or a functioning brain cell would pass on her.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 10, 2015 12:56 AM (F0Cog)
She also sings like she's a pack a day smoker for 30 years. And she was singing like that when she was still a teenager.
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2015 12:57 AM (zt+N6)
Man, I miss Andrew Breitbart.
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 12:57 AM (UnJ7w)
You and me both, brother.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 12:58 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 12:58 AM (Rh6FA)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 10, 2015 12:58 AM (vW6MS)
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 12:57 AM (UnJ7w)
I bet we wouldn't be in nearly as big a mess if he was still around.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 10, 2015 12:59 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: buzzion
****
Imagine what she sounds like without autotune.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 10, 2015 12:59 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 10, 2015 01:00 AM (on01m)
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 10, 2015 01:00 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2015 12:57 AM (zt+N6)
You've listened to her sing, more than once? Are you a madochist?!!!!!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2015 01:00 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 01:00 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 01:01 AM (Rh6FA)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 10, 2015 12:59 AM (F0Cog)
An out of tune pack day for 30 years smoker?
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2015 01:01 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 01:01 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 01:02 AM (Rh6FA)
Pure luck there were no accidents.
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 11:03 PM (MQEz6)
Insecure load. Truck driver is responsible, even if he didn't load it himself. He's supposed to check. And to check the load restraints periodically through the journey, too.
Posted by: Rocky XXIII at June 10, 2015 01:02 AM (gP3UY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 01:01 AM
Oh stop, buzzion isn't a Marxist!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2015 01:03 AM (Vm8WO)
Bieber was a pro-life Catholic, who used to say he'd only have sex with a girl he really loved. I was telling a co-worker a couple of years ago that if I had a teenaged daughter I'd approve of her having a crush on him.
Now I'm wondering how hard it would be to get him deported back to his native land of Canada.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 10, 2015 01:03 AM (vW6MS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 01:03 AM (F2IAQ)
641 Man, I miss Andrew Breitbart.
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 12:57 AM (UnJ7w)
I bet we wouldn't be in nearly as big a mess if he was still around.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 10, 2015 12:59 AM (J+mig)
The worst part about him being gone? Even if we were in exactly the same place, we wouldn't feel it sucked so bad. He was our lion, our happy warrior.....instead of thinking "they won 90% of today's battles" every day, we'd be thinking, "hey, we fucked 'em again today, and we're gonna fuck 'em again tomorrow!" He had people feeling rambunctious. "I aim to misbehave."
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 01:03 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2015 12:41 AM (oKE6c)
That's why we should pray to God that it never turns out that way. If all men are equal, all are equally accountable. If they aren't, it opens a whole Pandora's Box of different rules for everybody. Concepts like merit and equal justice under the law will get undermined by screeching demands for fairness. And what do you do for an Everythingbutasian mutt like me? Whose rules do I live under?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 10, 2015 01:03 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2015 01:00 AM (Vm8WO)
Not by choice. Not when I have control of what I'm listening to. I think the most I willingly listened to was when she was still in the "Mostly sweet" phase and she was doing some "Live" performance and they were accusing her of having a stripper pole on stage.
Of course now there would be no question of if she had a stripper pole on stage.
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2015 01:04 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: buzzion
****
A mule having a steaming hot potato shoved up his butt?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 10, 2015 01:04 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 01:04 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 01:05 AM (Rh6FA)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 01:05 AM (EzgxV)
When you are the bread winner no one tells you no
And pretty sure some adult diddled that girl. The choices she makes are classic indicators of that.
She will be dead by 27
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 01:05 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 01:05 AM (EzgxV)
In fact, I would prefer that her fat ass would go back to Arkansas, NYC, or whatever and quit trying to run for president.
Not because I think she's embarrassing, which she is.
It's because the longer she stays in, the more likely she will actually win...especially with the Einsteins ruling the GOP roost.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 10, 2015 01:05 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 01:03 AM (EzgxV)
I can't tell you how many times I'd end up in some argument in some random dark corner of the internet, back when I used to try to civilize the savages, screaming against a tide of stupid, and then someone would jump and help me rip them to shreds.
After Andrew died, they posted a list of the names he used on line. A lot of them were very familiar from exactly those places. He was like a good friend I never met in person.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 10, 2015 01:06 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 01:06 AM (Rh6FA)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 10, 2015 01:08 AM (kmtse)
His father dropped out, was more of a friend
She had him busker for cash when he was just a little kid, and hanging around bands
These people come from fucked up families.
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 01:08 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 10, 2015 01:09 AM (kmtse)
He made me feel like at least we have the league MVP on our team, even if we are losing. I think this is why I like Ace and Co. so much. You guys put out that vibe, that fuckem attitude that we seek. Outnumbered but never outgunned.
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 01:09 AM (UnJ7w)
The phrase "all men are created equal" refers to equality under the law (where it is an ideal more honored in the breach than the observance, but never mind). It's manifestly untrue in other contexts. Hank Aaron didn't hit all those home runs because he took more batting practice than other guys; he did it because he was particularly gifted. As Thomas Jefferson said, "Equality ends at birth." Or maybe before that.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2015 01:09 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 01:10 AM (zOTsN)
McGuffin,
That would take out most of congress right there.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 10, 2015 01:08 AM (kmtse)
McGuffin seems to have a tendency towards disappearance, just sayin' -- have a care.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 01:10 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 01:11 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 10, 2015 01:11 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: wishin' they both could be back on RedEye at June 10, 2015 01:12 AM (LF5/M)
Why do you persist in this juvenile behavior? I can understand if you feel falsely accused, but damn, the MUMR shit is not helping your cause any.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 10, 2015 01:14 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 01:15 AM (UnJ7w)
random dark corner of the internet, back when I used to try to civilize
the savages, screaming against a tide of stupid, and then someone would
jump and help me rip them to shreds.
I am highly thankful for this blog and Vox Populi for showing me that I'm not alone, I'm not crazy, and that standing against the insanity will not be in vain.
Posted by: ConserativeMonster, Rabid Puppy at June 10, 2015 01:15 AM (+2//H)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 01:15 AM (Rh6FA)
"678
"Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage
morale and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested,
exiled, or hanged."
Abraham Lincoln, quoted by Secretary of State Robert Gates in "Duty: Memoirs of a Secretary at War" (p. 60):
Posted by: McGuffin at June 10, 2015 01:10 AM (JrhH7)"
....is probably a troll who wants to shop the quote to SJW sites. It should be obvious that these are his words alone.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 01:15 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 01:03 AM (F2IAQ)
You need to watch more Top Gear. The Lada was originally a Fiat 124 built under license by the Soviet Union. Not a two-stroke engine, however. Perhaps you are thinking of the Trabant. Or my lawnmower.
Posted by: A. Guy at June 10, 2015 01:16 AM (VWtoJ)
Posted by: ConserativeMonster, Rabid Puppy at June 10, 2015 01:15 AM (+2//H)
This^^^^
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 01:16 AM (UnJ7w)
heheheh eh heheh... "two stroke"... heheheh
Posted by: beavis at June 10, 2015 01:17 AM (tBSrv)
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Indeed I was.
Hard to believe a 124 built by Bolshies would be superior to anything, but there it is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 01:18 AM (F2IAQ)
Is this the game?
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 01:18 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ConserativeMonster, Rabid Puppy at June 10, 2015 01:15 AM (+2//H)
It is not in vain and it will never be in vain. At some point, we're going to reach peak insanity and people will listen.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 10, 2015 01:19 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 01:19 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 01:19 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 01:19 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 01:20 AM (Rh6FA)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 10, 2015 01:20 AM (vW6MS)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 01:21 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 01:21 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: G-d at June 09, 2015 11:45 PM (+1K+6)
I already wentferwood.
Posted by: Noah at June 10, 2015 01:22 AM (gP3UY)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 01:22 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Anna
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Well, when the base design is a Fiat 124, you're kind of doomed from the get-go. Built by Bolshies, using scrap iron, would pretty much would put the clinch on things.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 01:22 AM (F2IAQ)
That and it's got some serious beef with cthulhu.
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 01:23 AM (UnJ7w)
She will be dead by 27
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 01:05 AM (zOTsN)
I don't think she was diddled by an adult. Mutual teen diddling with both sexes, absolutely. She very carefully waited to rebel against her wholesome image until after she was 18 & her Disney contract was done. She doesn't do hard drugs & has never been in trouble with the law. Definite a licentious skank, but she is in total control of everything she does. It's all too coldly & carefully calculated & controlled.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2015 01:23 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 01:24 AM (F2IAQ)
We know its pond scum.
Now to more important things - Fiat, Lada, Yugo, or Moskva?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 01:24 AM (Rh6FA)
So that's the game
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 01:19 AM (zOTsN)
Yep.....of course, if the DoJ wants to track 'Ira' down for me, I wouldn't have a problem with that.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 01:26 AM (EzgxV)
ambition x vanity + middle age = insecurity. and that's exactly where joan crawford found herself at a party in the 1950's when she came upon the up and coming starlet named marilyn monroe who was setting the town afire. she offered marilyn her expertise on classy clothes and invited her up to see her closets of couture dresses... got her drunk... and one thing led to another... with marilyn on the bed and joan going down. if she couldn't beat her, she'd have her!
joan wanted to continue the relationship but marilyn declined.
Posted by: steinmetz at June 10, 2015 01:26 AM (CrYC8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 01:26 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 10, 2015 01:26 AM (vW6MS)
My brother briefly had one
It had a drain in the floor. A drain. It was bright yellow
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 01:26 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: steinmetz at June 10, 2015 01:26 AM (CrYC8)
Posted by: Optimizer at June 10, 2015 01:27 AM (/q6+P)
Posted by: steinmetz at June 10, 2015 01:27 AM (CrYC8)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 10, 2015 01:27 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 01:27 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 01:28 AM (UnJ7w)
cthulhu - The hashes were changing each time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 01:24 AM (F2IAQ)
I believe the hashes are only partially driven by IP. I think it's in there, but not all of what's in there.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 01:28 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 01:28 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 01:28 AM (Rh6FA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 01:19 AM (F2IAQ)
Yes. It was hysterical. "A rev counter is theft!" And then of course the drag race of the two commie cars vs. the dog. Which the dog won.
Posted by: A. Guy at June 10, 2015 01:29 AM (VWtoJ)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 01:29 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 01:29 AM (Rh6FA)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 10, 2015 01:30 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 01:30 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 10, 2015 01:30 AM (
It was Vega. Which makes me think of Gremlins & Pacers.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2015 01:31 AM (Vm8WO)
The thing looked that way on purpose. The Aztec looks like it was made by committee
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 01:31 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 01:32 AM (Rh6FA)
That and it's got some serious beef with cthulhu.
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 01:23 AM (UnJ7w)
Got that right.
Posted by: McGuffin at June 10, 2015 01:26 AM (bsYmI)
Tsk, tsk, tsk.....have you tried the Fruit-of-the-Month-Club? I think I used the same UserID/password there. You could send yourself plums.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 01:32 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2015 01:32 AM (lsWof)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 01:31 AM (zOTsN)
Or Homer Simpson.
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 01:32 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 01:33 AM (Rh6FA)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 10, 2015 01:34 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 01:34 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 01:34 AM (zOTsN)
read that in Car Driver, back when they were worth reading.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2015 01:34 AM (lsWof)
Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson at June 10, 2015 01:35 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2015 01:35 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2015 01:36 AM (Vm8WO)
Wasn't the Aztek supposed to have the back turn into a tent? A feature
that didn't make it to the end but all the stupid design of the body for
it did.
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2015 01:35 AM (zt+N6)
It drove like a school bus. Specifically, the short bus. I kept wanting to stop at railroad crossings and open the passenger door.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 01:37 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: otho at June 10, 2015 01:37 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2015 01:37 AM (lsWof)
Posted by: Walter White at June 10, 2015 01:37 AM (LF5/M)
The WWII Kubelwagen, the hood had a circular depression to accept the spare tire and grant better vision.
Type 181 Thing, the hood was flat and the spare tire thus was completely visible.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 01:38 AM (Rh6FA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 01:38 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2015 01:35 AM (zt+N6)
Too bad it didn't come with the sideways hoop so people could play ullamaliztli.
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 01:38 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 01:40 AM (Rh6FA)
738 Wasn't the Aztek supposed to have the back turn into a tent? A
feature that didn't make it to the end but all the stupid design of the
body for it did.
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2015 01:35 AM (zt+N6)
Too bad it didn't come with the sideways hoop so people could play ullamaliztli.
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 01:38 AM (UnJ7w)
Nice reference!!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 01:40 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Anna
------
Plow some number of roods per day.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 01:40 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 01:41 AM (UnJ7w)
http://tinyurl.com/pqjpcg3
'Course, now that I've seen it, not so sure I want to.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 10, 2015 01:41 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 10, 2015 01:41 AM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 01:41 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 01:41 AM (Rh6FA)
the humidity is miserable & the weeds are taller than I am ...
Posted by: Adriane the Flora, Fauna, & Undecided Critic ... at June 10, 2015 01:41 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: otho at June 10, 2015 01:41 AM (tBSrv)
The base of the right triangle after you "unwrap" the string is 4*4cm = 16cm, 4 times the circumference.
The right triangle's height is 12cm, the length of the cylinder.
From there, you just recognize that it's a 3-4-5 right triangle (times 4cm). The first two sides are 3*4cm and 4*4cm, so the hypotenuse is 5*4cm = 20cm, which is the length of the string.
Posted by: Optimizer at June 10, 2015 01:42 AM (/q6+P)
The Thing was the Hummer before the Hummer was created by Ahnold.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 01:43 AM (Rh6FA)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 01:44 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2015 01:44 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 01:45 AM (Rh6FA)
Still ran and drove like a Singer sewing machine. But sadly, rust had made the floorboards into a Fred Flintstone braking option.
Proper maintenance tends to whip poor designs into proper compliance. Not universally so, but often enough to skew the statistics.
So, don't work on your Yugos. We need 'em to fail, for statistic's sake!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
ps.
Goodnight, y'all. Draggin ass after that Alaskan curise. Which was beautiful. But the return flight, wasn't.
More, later.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2015 01:46 AM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 01:46 AM (Rh6FA)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 10, 2015 01:46 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 01:47 AM (UnJ7w)
posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 01:40 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 01:41 AM (UnJ7w)
Beautifully done....I had my suspicions, started racking up points -- and when the pattern clearly supported it, didn't even have to go to Wikipedia to confirm. It was obvious in context.
For those of you who are wondering what we are talking about, Arson's whatchamacallit is the ceremonial game of the Aztecs, played in large stadiums with a vertically-mounted hoop on each of the side walls. It was played with a solid rubber ball and stone girdles, and was evidently like a bouncy version of competitive hackysack where the losers were sacrificed to the gods.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 01:48 AM (EzgxV)
My brother briefly had one
It had a drain in the floor. A drain. It was bright yellow
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 01:26 AM (zOTsN)
They were made by VW. Basically the same platform as the Beetle of the era. They are now quite collectable. Anna Puma can fill you in, I am certain.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2015 01:48 AM (gP3UY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 01:33 AM (Rh6FA)
I took a picture of one, half-submerged in a farm pond. Looks like a giant turtle coming up for air.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2015 01:51 AM (gP3UY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 01:53 AM (Rh6FA)
--------
Not that anybody gives a rip, but I finally figured out (I think) the photo of Winston Churchill in yesterday's book thread. Aristotle Onassis is driving and both his wife and Maria Callas are in back, with a somewhat uncomfortable Winston up front.
And the car? At first I thought it was a Goggomobil Dart, but it appears to be a Brusch Spatz. The microcars was carried on the Christina, Onassis' yacht.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 01:54 AM (F2IAQ)
2 6 3 5 1 7 9 8 4
2 6 3 9 1 7 5 8 4
2 7 3 5 1 9 6 8 4
2 7 3 6 1 9 5 8 4
2 8 4 5 1 7 9 6 3
2 8 4 9 1 7 5 6 3
5 1 3 9 6 7 8 2 4
5 2 4 9 8 7 6 1 3
5 3 2 7 1 6 9 8 4
5 3 2 9 1 6 7 8 4
6 8 4 5 3 9 7 1 2
7 1 3 9 6 8 5 2 4
7 1 4 9 2 8 5 6 3
9 1 4 8 2 7 5 6 3
9 2 4 7 8 6 5 1 3
9 3 2 5 1 7 6 8 4
9 3 2 6 1 7 5 8 4
9 3 2 7 6 5 8 1 4
9 5 3 7 1 2 8 6 4
9 5 3 8 1 2 7 6 4
9 6 3 8 5 7 2 1 4
Posted by: Daryl Herbert at June 10, 2015 12:19 AM (grOY9)
Somebody has too much time on their hands.
Posted by: Blano at June 10, 2015 01:55 AM (heN73)
Type 181 Thing, the hood was flat and the spare tire thus was completely visible.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 01:38 AM (Rh6FA)
This. The Thing was just a Beetle dressed up to resemble a Kubelwagen. The Kubelwagen was a serious military car based on the VW of the day. I don't remember for certain, but the Kubelwagen may have had portal axles like the postwar Transporters. And there was a Schwimmkubelwagen, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2015 01:56 AM (gP3UY)
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 10, 2015 01:57 AM (UnJ7w)
The Vietnamese math puzzle has 21 solutions:
2 6 3 5 1 7 9 8 4
2 6 3 9 1 7 5 8 4
2 7 3 5 1 9 6 8 4
2 7 3 6 1 9 5 8 4
2 8 4 5 1 7 9 6 3
2 8 4 9 1 7 5 6 3
5 1 3 9 6 7 8 2 4
5 2 4 9 8 7 6 1 3
5 3 2 7 1 6 9 8 4
5 3 2 9 1 6 7 8 4
6 8 4 5 3 9 7 1 2
7 1 3 9 6 8 5 2 4
7 1 4 9 2 8 5 6 3
9 1 4 8 2 7 5 6 3
9 2 4 7 8 6 5 1 3
9 3 2 5 1 7 6 8 4
9 3 2 6 1 7 5 8 4
9 3 2 7 6 5 8 1 4
9 5 3 7 1 2 8 6 4
9 5 3 8 1 2 7 6 4
9 6 3 8 5 7 2 1 4
Posted by: Daryl Herbert at June 10, 2015 12:19 AM (grOY9)
Somebody has too much time on their hands.
Posted by: Blano at June 10, 2015 01:55 AM (heN73)
No, someone has power tools.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 01:57 AM (EzgxV)
Looking quite relaxed in a lounge chair staring at the Charles River. No Cast
No Cast
He had a four hour surgery last Thursday. He should be in a full leg cast and traction.
Something is not ringing true here
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 01:58 AM (zOTsN)
Tomorrow, I pick up my first fused piece.
The instructor is handling the fusing schedule for now; I am assuming we will learn more about programming the kilns later in the glass.
Posted by: Adriane the Flora, Fauna, & Undecided Critic ... at June 10, 2015 01:58 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Adriane the Flora, Fauna, & Undecided Critic ... at June 10, 2015 02:00 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 10, 2015 02:00 AM (kmtse)
Should probably re-read that before watching.
I had trouble following it as a ... younger person ...
Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at June 10, 2015 02:01 AM (nSOh+)
He was in a body cast. Even in some adults, it's a body cast. Google image adult femur casts. It's gruesome
Yet he is in normal pajamas, staring out the window
No way pajamas could ever go over that cast
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 02:01 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 10, 2015 02:01 AM (kmtse)
cthulhu, if you're still here: I have been told by someone that I trust that I should trust you.
Is there a way I can talk to you in a semi private way?
I was hoping Cold would be here, but he's not. That's why I'm asking you.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2015 01:57 AM (2x3L+)
I'm still here. Is there someone else you can authenticate off of?
And, also, what is the urgency of your contact? I don't want to whip myself into a frenzy tonight (and wake people up) when there are easier, more gentle ways of doing things tomorrow.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 02:02 AM (EzgxV)
And methinks I shall toddle off to yon bed. Tschuss!
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2015 02:02 AM (Rh6FA)
But, no cast for him
Now sometimes they want the swelling to go down before they cast you
But the surgery was last Thursday.
Where is the huge fucking cast?
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 02:03 AM (zOTsN)
4x5=20.
Posted by: Problem 1
That would be true if the problem involved a line drawn on the surface of the cylinder, so that it can be resolved down to simple two-dimensional geometry.
Alas, however, the problem as described is actually much, much more difficult, because any string, according to quantum theory, must necessary have some thickness or width or whatever you want to call it. There is a physical lower limit to thickness beyond which it cannot be halved any more. So even the theoretically thinnest string, made, say, of a single strand of carbon atoms, or of quarks glued end-to-end, inscribes a three-dimensional spiral above the surface of the cylinder. So that if you attempted to "flatten out" the whole shebang, the cylinder and the string would unfurl/flatten at different rates, causing some kind of kink or bend in the string, since it would necessarily be infinitesimally (at a minimum) longer than would a line inscribed directly on the cylinder.
So, to solve the problem with absolute precision, would would actually need to know the thickness of the string, and then open the Pandora's box of Pi and limits and so forth.
And yes, it was pointing out issues like these that actually got me in trouble with my high school teachers, who rewarded me for my precision with lowered grades.
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2015 02:05 AM (jBuUi)
into a frenzy tonight (and wake people up) when there are easier, more
gentle ways of doing things tomorrow.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 02:02 AM (EzgxV)
I forgot to add.....but, for you, I will if need be.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 02:05 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Secretariat of State Lurch Kerry at June 10, 2015 02:07 AM (LF5/M)
You are a troll because you have been an asshole, posted vile things, and spammed the blog after having been banned for cause.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 10, 2015 02:08 AM (wqVD1)
not to mention that if the cylinder was made of a nonrigid substance, the act of winding the string could indent the cylinder at the points of contact, thereby shortening the string ...
Posted by: Adriane the Materials Science Critic ... at June 10, 2015 02:08 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 10, 2015 02:09 AM (UVfht)
would would actually need to know the thickness of the string, and then
open the Pandora's box of Pi and limits and so forth.
And yes, it was pointing out issues like these that actually got me
in trouble with my high school teachers, who rewarded me for my
precision with lowered grades.
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2015 02:05 AM (jBuUi)
Well, zombie, in the real world, the thickness of the string would be an issue. But in math problems of this nature, if the diameter of the string is not given, one should assume it's a dimensionless line, as per geometry.
The trick is to not over-think the problem.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2015 02:11 AM (gP3UY)
>>> Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 02:02 AM (EzgxV
No, it can wait till tomorrow bc I know what you've been going through and your concerns.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2015 02:04 AM (2x3L+)
What I've been going through is doing what needs to be done -- racking up costs and tightening the clamps. It's left me temporarily without convenient emails, but I'm not avoiding you because of concerns -- I'm suggesting we work on it tomorrow because I don't want to hit the button and wake people.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 02:11 AM (EzgxV)
I hear they make a great Banana Creme..
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2015 02:12 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2015 02:11 AM (gP3UY)
Where's the fun in that!?!?!?
: -))
Posted by: Adriane the Materials Science Critic ... at June 10, 2015 02:13 AM (nSOh+)
That means rods, screws, pins and traction. Healing time if four to six months.
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 02:14 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 10, 2015 02:17 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 02:17 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 10, 2015 02:17 AM (wqVD1)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 02:17 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 01:57 AM (EzgxV)
So that's at least TWO things Daryl is better at than me.
Posted by: Blano at June 10, 2015 02:18 AM (heN73)
I'm worried about Ace
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2015 02:13 AM (yX09K)
Yup and it can cause lag spikes. So because this jackass had a mental breakdown because cooth thought his bizarre behavior is timed conveniently with his identity theft issues we all have to suffer because he has the behavioral control of 3 year old on cocaine.
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2015 02:19 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 02:20 AM (zOTsN)
Maet -
Thank you for a groovy ONT, 2 math problems, and your continued attention ...
Posted by: Adriane at June 10, 2015 02:20 AM (nSOh+)
WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE IT ALONE, OKAY?
sheesh.
Posted by: steinmetz at June 10, 2015 02:20 AM (CrYC8)
As soon as you start dealing with a "real" string, you move out of the realm of pure mathematics into the world of engineering. As we know, engineers make certain simplifying assumptions.
One of which is the concept of "close enough" for practical purposes.
While it may be impossible to determine the required length of string mathematically, an engineer can cut a piece of string to wrap the cylinder properly.
Posted by: Geoffrey Chew at June 10, 2015 02:21 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 02:21 AM (zOTsN)
No it's okay. Go to bed, hopefully with your fiancee.
That was sweet of you to add.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2015 02:07 AM (2x3L+)
The fiancee is snoring gently in the next room over. I'll join her when the temp drops another 7 degrees, my BAC goes hyperbolic, or it gets so late I'm staggering. I will look for you on tomorrow's Andy morning thread and start figuring out how to get in contact.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 02:22 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2015 02:22 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Geoffrey Chew at June 10, 2015 02:23 AM (brIR5)
No, cooth, I quit the early morning threads. Don't bother looking for me there. I really need the Cold guy.
Just sleep in and make your fiancee pancakes tomorrow morning.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2015 02:25 AM (yX09K)
I'm not sleeping-in, though I am on Pacific Time. If you can get to where things are chilly, I can drop a cellphone number and passphrase.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 02:31 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2015 02:35 AM (zt+N6)
804 [turns TB3K dial to 'fast' setting]
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 10, 2015 02:17 AM (wqVD1)
Dick.
Posted by: JCE at June 10, 2015 02:34 AM (jtIro)
Oh, like you're ever coming back after that little tour de force.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 02:39 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Actually, if you over-think it enough, you win.
There was the legendary case, back in the 1980s or '90s I think, of a guy taking the SAT who "overthought" a geometry multiple-choice problem involving (if I remember) a plane intersecting a multisided figure.
Back in the old old days, long after taking the test one was simply informed of one's total SAT score, and that was that. But the year this kid took the test was the first (or among the first) years that they actually allowed you to see, when you got your score/results, what the correct answers had been, as compared with what you answered. (Not sure if they still have this policy.)
Well, this kid's brain had gone into unnecessary overdrive on this geometry problem, and he derived an answer that did not appear as one of the multiple choice options. So what he did was fill in the box of the answer approximately closest to his calculation, and then wrote in the margin (fruitlessly, as such marginalia are never taken into account in SAT scores) what he thought the actual answer was.
Well, when he got back his total SAT score (which was already very high), he looked to see what the correct given answer was for the problem that had bedeviled him. He was shocked to discover that it was something completely different than what he had marked and what he had written in the margin.
So, being an obsessive-compulsive budding lunatic, he pursued the matter and demanded from the College Test Board (the people who make the SAT) how in the world they had derived their supposedly "correct" answer.
They dutifully showed it to him, thinking that was the end of the issue. But he immediately informed them that they were wrong, that their "answer" was only true in one specific case -- Euclidian three-dimensional space. But that there was a more generalized/universally precise answer that applied to n-dimensional space, which they hadn't considered. Nor had they specified in the question that the problem was limited to normal everyday three-dimensional space.
A legal fracas ensued, but in the end, the boy won, and the SAT folks were compelled to concede that he was correct, in an obsessive-compulsive over-thinking kind of way.
So they changed his score to be a bit higher, and counted his answer as "correct."
And they though that was the end of it.
But no!
Then the boy insisted that every single SAT test-taker in the world who had marked the same "incorrect" answer as him ALSO have their total score increased, since one couldn't assume that they had all simply marked the wrong answer out of ignorance; perhaps another genius had also derived the same n-dimensional conclusion.
The College Board resisted, but eventually caved, and had to recalculate millions and million of SAT scores and re-issue the results to everyone in the world.
To us overthinkers, this boy -- whose name I have long forgotten -- is our God.
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2015 02:39 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2015 02:42 AM (jBuUi)
804 [turns TB3K dial to 'fast' setting]
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 10, 2015 02:17 AM (wqVD1)
Dick.
Posted by: JCE at June 10, 2015 02:34 AM (jtIro)
Oh, like you're ever coming back after that little tour de force.....
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 02:43 AM (EzgxV)
Would you like me to divulge to the horde your name, email, ip addresses used, as well as social media accounts? Because I am sorely tempted to if you keep DoSing the blog.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 10, 2015 02:43 AM (wqVD1)
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2015 02:42 AM (jBuUi)
Its not your fault, its because of Ira's spamming.
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2015 02:45 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Arbalest at June 10, 2015 02:45 AM (FlRtG)
Ira/Jon,
Would you like me to divulge to the horde your name,
email, ip addresses used, as well as social media accounts? Because I am
sorely tempted to if you keep DoSing the blog.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 10, 2015 02:43 AM (wqVD1)
I'm ready!
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 02:46 AM (EzgxV)
email, ip addresses used, as well as social media accounts? Because I
am sorely tempted to if you keep DoSing the blog.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 10, 2015 02:43 AM (wqVD1)
Where is Doctor (Bonk, bonk, on the head) Varno when you need him?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2015 02:49 AM (gP3UY)
Posted by: BignJames at June 10, 2015 02:50 AM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at June 10, 2015 02:51 AM (uPxUo)
Ur website is still down. Have you found out why yet?
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 10, 2015 02:52 AM (hVp2k)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 10, 2015 02:52 AM (iQIUe)
In other words: I'm retiring from the field until things calm down a bit! Cheerio.
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2015 02:53 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: GnuBreed
Nope.
I'll deal with it tomorrow if it's still down.
Likely either a major traffic spike from some Middle Eastern country -- or an overload-attack from some Islamist group. Par for the course. Hopefully it will pass, as similar things have passed in the past.
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2015 02:56 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Arbalest at June 10, 2015 02:58 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2015 02:39 AM (jBuUi)
There is the legendary Wash U students who solved the how high is the building using geometry instead of barometric pressure & forced the Physics Department to accept his "show your work" portion of the test ...
Posted by: Adriane the Scholastic Critic ... at June 10, 2015 03:00 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 03:01 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 10, 2015 03:10 AM (wqVD1)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 03:11 AM (EzgxV)
I'd be pissed if some asshole accused me of identity theft.
Why aren't you?
Posted by: A humble observer at June 10, 2015 03:14 AM (p8PC9)
Oddly enough, IIRC I was born at 3:14.....and you've got things entirely backwards. My attacker is acting incredibly pissed-off to be accused of identity theft, while quoting information only available within my email/ISP accounts. I've been looking at forensics and patterns of behavior and trying to keep the Horde safe.
Oh, and BTW -- I'm 80% sure you're Ira.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 03:20 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 03:21 AM (EzgxV)
Hope you haven't been hacked. I link your site from time to time as does Doug Ross (directorblue).
One day my daughter comes home from school with a math question she 'missed' in 8th grade. It was an order of operations problem, and the school was teaching it wrong. So I wrote out a little proof of the problem and sent it to them, and they revised their math curriculum as a result. And she got credit for the right answer, natch.
Another time, I was checking over the wife's payroll stub and found that this rather large company was doing a withholding calc wrong; they had to reissue the previous year's W-2s and adjust everyone's paychecks for the current year. I guess no one ever bothers to check these things.
I also caught a Burger King outlet overcharging on sales tax (they were charging tax on the free item in a buy one get one free coupon). I already had the correct amount in hand...
Math -- It does have real life uses.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 10, 2015 03:21 AM (hVp2k)
Posted by: Joke Biden at June 10, 2015 03:27 AM (LF5/M)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 03:32 AM (EzgxV)
Assuming the SMOD hasn't hit before then ...
Posted by: Adriane the Astronomy Critic ... at June 10, 2015 03:35 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 10, 2015 03:36 AM (7YlUk)
This is not a regular on this site:
"845
"Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage
morale and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested,
exiled, or hanged."
Abraham Lincoln, quoted by Secretary of State Robert Gates in "Duty: Memoirs of a Secretary at War" (p. 60):
So.... What the fuck is your PROBLEM with this quote?
Hmmmm.
Posted by: The Tibia at June 10, 2015 03:35 AM (PRUHq)"
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2015 03:38 AM (EzgxV)
How public like a frog ...
Posted by: Somebody ... at June 10, 2015 04:04 AM (nSOh+)
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