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Shots Fired: Super-Biased, Error-Ridden NYT Very Defensive About All Its Mistakes and Biases

A New York Times reporter accused Politico of running interference for its "patron," Marco Rubio, for accurately correcting the NYT's error in calling Rubio's fishing boat a "luxury speedboat."



Wow, that's tough stuff. This is going to be bloodier than the Battle of Pearl Harbor.

The New York Times' mask of brittle authority, which conceals its mask of partisan bias, which itself conceals its actual face of incompetence, callowness, and unwarranted arrogance, is coming off, not just for us to see -- but for even liberal writers like Dyan Byers to see.

Update: The New York Times is claiming Rubio has a luxury home, too.

Guess what? He doesn't. They dress up a lot of minor, mundane common features -- an in-ground swimming pool, a driveway -- to make it sound like a drug-runner's gran hacienda opulenta.

In fact, it's a home with a small chunk of property cheek-by-jowl with other McHouses in a routine cul-de-sac.


And from @trueholygoat, here's Marco Rubio's ultraluxe speedboat in action:

By the way, I'm stomping on the Lindsey Graham thread -- but I hereby declare that that is still a 'live" thread, using the powers vested in me as a blogger.

I just wanted to get this up, pronto.

Thanks to @benhowe for the NYT-Politico dispute itself.

Posted by: Ace at 05:24 PM




Comments

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1 So very red.

Posted by: rickl at June 09, 2015 05:24 PM (zoehZ)

2 First?

Posted by: Flyguy at June 09, 2015 05:24 PM (okk/u)

3 Red rum.

Posted by: Lauren at June 09, 2015 05:25 PM (SIgM0)

4 RED ALERT!?!

Posted by: Flyguy at June 09, 2015 05:25 PM (okk/u)

5 I am so seeing RED red... not R.E.D. red

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 09, 2015 05:25 PM (ifSWP)

6 Aannd we're back in black.

Posted by: rickl at June 09, 2015 05:25 PM (zoehZ)

7 Wow, I hope my comments are on fire, as well!

Speedboats are cute.

That just looks like an afternoon's sea-sickness for landlubbers to me. In other words, not cute.

Posted by: Dianna at June 09, 2015 05:25 PM (DV/Ik)

8 Is it that time of the month?

Posted by: Jakee308 at June 09, 2015 05:26 PM (zRby/)

9 Every time a mainstream media journalist loses his/her job an angel gets its wings.

Posted by: boniface ballers at June 09, 2015 05:26 PM (m/Gc2)

10 Miami Vice! Yeah.

Posted by: redenzo at June 09, 2015 05:27 PM (WCnJW)

11 Did Rubio contribute $100,000 to Politico like Hillary contributed to the NYT?

Posted by: elaine at June 09, 2015 05:27 PM (Y0Piu)

12 I love it when Ace stomps himself. It tastes like meatballs

Also, jwest, if you're here I posted this on the Rubio thread:

I was kidding jwest. I've spent enough time navigating rapids to understand that you can wind up dead or in the movie Deliverance.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 05:27 PM (lADRM)

13 The problem was that Byers was actually honest about this, and NYT expected him to get in line.

I can look down my block and see half a dozen cars that are more expensive than Rubio's boat, two houses that I know own motorhomes worth more than his boat, at least one neighbor wtih a boat bigger than his, and I live in the relative cheap-seats of the SF bay area.

We're talking seriously middle-class stuff, and thankfully not everyone buys the NYT's perspective that everyone ought to be paying $2500 a month in rent and limiting their transportation to the subway and their recreation to a mountain bike.

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor (sometimes JEM) at June 09, 2015 05:27 PM (o+SC1)

14 I laughed out loud. Video needs a helicopter shot though.

Posted by: nip at June 09, 2015 05:27 PM (a6Odp)

15 You know how Hell's Angels get their wings?

Posted by: Jakee308 at June 09, 2015 05:27 PM (zRby/)

16 I'm sure Jeb Bush feels really bad about all of this stuff being pushed by the Times.

And boats like that are a dime a dozen in coastal areas.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at June 09, 2015 05:28 PM (1XvO3)

17 Crockett, Tubbs and Rubio. Miami Vice theme song should become his campaign song.

Posted by: redenzo at June 09, 2015 05:28 PM (WCnJW)

18 Why does the back and forth on twitter remind me of a slap fight between two 12 year old girls?

Posted by: rd at June 09, 2015 05:28 PM (PrSTm)

19 #13 is right. Byers is showing himself to be a respectable journalist, in this issue, and it's making NYT look very bad.

Posted by: Thea at June 09, 2015 05:28 PM (Ql2lm)

20 It goes to the defense of its patrons. That's inside beltway for you

Oooh, burn.

Oh wait, no. That was nonsense. Never mind.

That boat is ugly.

Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 05:28 PM (lIU4e)

21 I'm curious what the geniuses at NYT thought an 80k boat looked like. Were they expecting one of Kerry's yachts?

Posted by: Lauren at June 09, 2015 05:29 PM (SIgM0)

22 And with a name like Lipton you just know he gets teabagged.

Posted by: Aviator at June 09, 2015 05:29 PM (sQzB6)

23 You could argue that Rubio's real extravagance here was that he bought a boat that, lacking a fully galley and a head, did NOT qualify as a second home for a mortgage-interest deduction.

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor (sometimes JEM) at June 09, 2015 05:30 PM (o+SC1)

24 Yay !

A good excuse to make popcorn !

And crack a brewski !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 09, 2015 05:30 PM (OCcU9)

25 Crap. I have to watch the video at least three more times. I hate this blog. It's such a time suck

Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 05:30 PM (lADRM)

26 Fishing is so gauche.

Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 05:31 PM (dt+UH)

27 Dear NYT I think it was over a decade ago that even a total land lubber such as myself had heard that a SPEED boat costs a quarter mill or so. I'm shocked that Rubio's toy cost 80K but 10% out of 800K windfall on a toy one has always desired --big whoop.

Spending 90% of every dollar that flows to your *charity* on luxury trips, conventions, etc. --big politics that we are all sick of.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 09, 2015 05:31 PM (dkExz)

28 I want video of it towing a stand-up paddle board.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 05:32 PM (F2IAQ)

29 you know who else had a boat? #dexter

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 05:32 PM (0O7c5)

30 I look at that picture and I can hear the WHO's YEAAHHH without the sound.

Marco should get permission for THAT as a campaign song.

Won't get fooled again.

So fitting.

Have picture of Chuckie Schumer et al fade in and then fade out.

Subliminal message bitches.

Posted by: Jakee308 at June 09, 2015 05:32 PM (zRby/)

31
Swear to you video of Mr. and Mrs. Rubio on that thing with the kids will swing the great lakes states.

Posted by: simplemind at June 09, 2015 05:32 PM (5vV+V)

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 05:32 PM (0O7c5)

33 If it was Hillary's the would call it a dingy. Fact.

Posted by: maddogg at June 09, 2015 05:32 PM (xWW96)

34 If that boat were a gun it'd be a fully automatic assault weapon with a menacing appearance.

(Yeah, I was a J major.)

Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 05:32 PM (katoe)

35 TFG caught taking a cig out of a pack in Bavaria

Posted by: @votermom at June 09, 2015 05:33 PM (cbfNE)

36 Row, row, row your boat!

Posted by: Killerdog at June 09, 2015 05:33 PM (XQ30z)

37 That video needs more big bank turns and men without socks.

Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 05:33 PM (dt+UH)

38 You know how Hell's Angels get their wings?




By beating on concert goers?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 05:34 PM (i/Iet)

39 29 you know who else had a boat? #dexter

--

LOL
I was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: @votermom at June 09, 2015 05:34 PM (cbfNE)

40 Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 05:32 PM

Don't forget the shoulder thing that goes up.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 05:35 PM (h4vJk)

41 Funny how Jerry Rivers (aka Geraldo Rivera) drives a speedboat and it's something we all should applaud. But there's no bias in the media, no sirrre.

Posted by: se pa moron at June 09, 2015 05:35 PM (xQX/f)

42 With those twin outboards on the back, I'll bet Marco sheds a tear or tow every time he has to open his wallet at the gas pump. They will prolly drink about a buck a minute.

Posted by: maddogg at June 09, 2015 05:36 PM (xWW96)

43 So it runs nice on inland waters. What does it look like in four foot swells? (1.3 meters)

I'm partial to sterndrives myself, but a 7 meter boat is kinda small for inboard engines.

Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 05:36 PM (u1Fyd)

44 Pray for injuries!!!

Posted by: Y-not at June 09, 2015 05:36 PM (RWGcK)

45 Rubio's livin' The Classy Life. See the helo-pad above the center console? That's how he gets all the cocaine to shore.

Posted by: holygoat at June 09, 2015 05:36 PM (/m9uo)

46 You know what the funniest part is?

Most Americans have "splurged" on things like that. I know lots of guys making payments on $80,000 RVs or other "justifiable" toys.

I'm not sure what NYT thought they were saying here. "Look at this totally normal thing Rubio did when he got a really big pay check!"

Posted by: mynewhandle at June 09, 2015 05:36 PM (AkOaV)

47 I'm partial to sterndrives myself,



Me too!

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at June 09, 2015 05:37 PM (oKE6c)

48 Heh, judging from the squealing I do believe that NYT pig got stuck real good.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 05:37 PM (ry4ab)

49 Close in of an F-150 swinging into the Marina parking lot.

skids to a halt.

Mark and family exits on the run. Jumps into the boat and takes off.

Cut away showing them chasing a bunch of guys in suits on jet boats running away while a Coast Guard Helo does a fly by.

The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again" in the back ground.

Posted by: Jakee308 at June 09, 2015 05:37 PM (zRby/)

50 NYT v. Dylan Byers:

Cat fight!

Posted by: the Butcher at June 09, 2015 05:37 PM (fUjxW)

51 NYT and Politico be like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tviZLgrzUQY

Posted by: Y-not at June 09, 2015 05:37 PM (RWGcK)

52 By beating on concert goers?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 05:34 PM (i/Iet)


By "beating" you mean "stabbing," right?

Posted by: holygoat at June 09, 2015 05:38 PM (/m9uo)

53

>>> I just wanted to get this up, pronto.


Posted by: Ace at 05:24 PM <<<<


TWHS! (if memory serves correctly)

Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at June 09, 2015 05:38 PM (sCHw2)

54 Ace of Spades is your luxury blog!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2015 05:38 PM (W5DcG)

55 I've been meaning to write something up on 'defining middle-class down' but as I don't have a blog I never really get around to it...

When I was growing up my family doctor - drove an older Buick, lived somewhere one tier up from where we did - owned a Piper Comanche. Think it was a 180 but have no idea now, wasn't a twin. Anyway, this was very much the kind of thing that you aspired to as a dirty-white-collar kid, it wasn't a plutocrat thing, it was just a tier or two up from where you were.

A friend in high school, her father was a shop teacher at another school, he owned a boat about the size of Marco's. Had one Chevy (Mercury) inboard, not two big-ass outboards, but once again I'd go out on the boat with them, it was a middle-class sort of recreational activity and they were far from rich.

I get the feeling that these NYT reporters simply do not understand how people live, or at least want to live, outside their own little Sandinist Paradise.

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor (sometimes JEM) at June 09, 2015 05:38 PM (o+SC1)

56 46
I'm not sure what NYT thought they were saying here. "Look at this
totally normal thing Rubio did when he got a really big pay check!"
--------------------
Bolshevik writers and editors at NYT still thinks Occupy America is a thing. Of course, so do the Bolshies at the White House right now.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 05:39 PM (ry4ab)

57 Now, we need a YouTube video with footage of an F-150 driving around set to the song, "Push it to the Limit."

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 09, 2015 05:39 PM (l3LvV)

58 Ace of Spades is your luxury blog!




Minx 0.7 Alpha is a no wake zone.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 05:40 PM (i/Iet)

59
"I just wanted to get this up, pronto"
Just for a moment I wondered if this were a video of the Rubios on their boat. Entendre power activated.

Posted by: simplemind at June 09, 2015 05:40 PM (5vV+V)

60 You call THAT a boat? It's smaller than both my dinghies

Posted by: HorseFace at June 09, 2015 05:40 PM (/tNwW)

61 That picture of Eric Lipton sets off my gaydar. And my douchebag-dar.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 09, 2015 05:40 PM (nFdGS)

62 Is one of Bill Clinton's expensive watches the same kind that Winthorp tried to pawn in Trading Places?

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 09, 2015 05:40 PM (OD2ni)

63 What a fun thing to have as a dad with 3 or 4 kids, living in a place surrounded by water.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2015 05:40 PM (A98Xu)

64 YT and Politico be like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tviZLgrzUQY
Posted by: Y-not at June 09, 2015 05:37 PM (RWGcK)


More like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOdSvMvvyY8

Posted by: holygoat at June 09, 2015 05:41 PM (/m9uo)

65 Admittedly if Rubio had the stones to go to a gun range and shoot an AR-15 with a knowing wink and grin, I would vote for him.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 05:41 PM (ry4ab)

66 Am currently trapped in a hotel on business. In the hotel sports bar CNN intoned about "two different narratives" about a "pool fight" in McKinney Texas, in which one girl was interviewed about when "one boy went to help" the girl being arrested and then when "another boy went to help her" the police overreacted.

Look I don't know about whether the cops actions were appropriate or not but this was no "pool fight" but clearly a significant, dangerous, out of control mob, and you don't "go to help someone" being arrested as much as you are (or will surely be perceived) as trying to interfere with the arrest --particularly when multiple people try to "help" in the arrest process in the middle of a melee.

To be sure no point was lost the next story was about the disgraceful shooting in South Carolina, which of course has zero to do with teens rioting in Texas and exactly how a cop is supposed to protect property in a group of rioting teens without touching anybody.

The next story was about two white convicts (pictures duly shown) in a recent prison escape, which I'm sure was entirely coincidental to the flow of news.

The next story was some legislative hack being interviewed by a CNN "journalist" about the disgraceful lack of competence by the TSA, from which point the "interviewer" immediately began several questions on whether this has anything to do with "budget constraints" and "those who are asking for security without resources, etc."

Oh, and this AM I got USA Today delivered to my door. Headline: "Obama [our fearless Leader] Targets Russia at G-7"

Excuse me but when was it written into law that every hotel and airport must constantly dispense and only dispense prog propaganda?

Posted by: lmd@deutschlawfirm.com at June 09, 2015 05:41 PM (etu4W)

67 Outboards were always two cycle in my day. Four stroke hundred or two hundred horse were unknown back then.

I had my fun with a little 14 foot Grumman and an 18 horse mercury. I could get that thing up in the wind with only the prop and the transom touching water.

Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 05:41 PM (u1Fyd)

68 How much do Kerry's bicycles cost?

Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 05:41 PM (katoe)

69 So what exactly is their point? He spends too much money?He doesn't hold a candle to the money(ours) that obama spends...

Posted by: donna at June 09, 2015 05:41 PM (Bn6aD)

70 Natalie Wood mysteriously died while partying on a luxury boat. Marco Rubio owns a luxury boat.....What does he know?!

Posted by: NY Times at June 09, 2015 05:41 PM (T/n/z)

71 60 You call THAT a boat? It's smaller than both my dinghies

Posted by: HorseFace at June 09, 2015 05:40 PM (/tNwW)


I know, right?

Posted by: Mr. Moot Mute at June 09, 2015 05:42 PM (l3LvV)

72 Send lawyers, guns and money, to get me out of this.

Posted by: New York Times at June 09, 2015 05:42 PM (l3vZN)

73 Excuse me but when was it written into law that every hotel and airport must constantly dispense and only dispense prog propaganda?
Posted by: lmd@deutschlawfirm.com at June 09, 2015 05:41 PM (etu4W)

Do what I do. Burp and Fart at the bar and when everyone around you leaves, ask the bar tender to change the channel. I'm a classy guy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2015 05:42 PM (/tNwW)

74 I went to Boat Trader, put in $75K to $85K in FL and got a whole bunch of hits on this type of boat

Posted by: Yo! at June 09, 2015 05:43 PM (q+zA9)

75 Rubio has a driveway?

His own driveway?

I bet he seals it annually, too.

Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 05:43 PM (dt+UH)

76 Carlos Slim's New York Times

Posted by: X at June 09, 2015 05:43 PM (qI4Zg)

77 If Rubio has a couple of jet skis he's through!!

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 09, 2015 05:44 PM (C7UJR)

78 @74 - now find me a 30-40 foot Donzi or equivalent.

No, not really in the market, got too much money in cars and if I ever get it out of there I'm going flying again.

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor (sometimes JEM) at June 09, 2015 05:44 PM (o+SC1)

79 74
I went to Boat Trader, put in $75K to $85K in FL and got a whole bunch of hits on this type of boat
---------------
Congrats, you are more of a reporter than the whole NYT pool.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 05:44 PM (ry4ab)

80 $80,000? Why, that filthy 1%er has NO business being president!

Posted by: Isabel, aka "John Kerry's $7mil Yacht" at June 09, 2015 05:44 PM (nL0sw)

81 @73 So you're the guy.

Posted by: lmd@deutschlawfirm.com at June 09, 2015 05:44 PM (etu4W)

82 Rubio also has, wait for it, a basketball hoop too

Posted by: Yo! at June 09, 2015 05:44 PM (q+zA9)

83 I'm not sure what NYT thought they were saying here. "Look at this

totally normal thing Rubio did when he got a really big pay check!"


Because for them, buying a boat like that is a completely foreign, perplexing thing to do. It's what the working class does. They think everyone else will see it their way.

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2015 05:45 PM (LAe3v)

84 Yep. The NYT probably thinks a four bedroom home with a fenced backyard and a shed is considered a compound.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 09, 2015 05:45 PM (z/Ubi)

85 Man they are really terrified of him taking the Latino vote away from Hillary.

They are doubling down on stuck in New York City and don't know anything about the rest of the Country stupid.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 09, 2015 05:45 PM (iONHu)

86 Minx 0.7 Alpha is a no wake zone.Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 05:40 PM

No wake? But I have all these high powered options at my command like italic, bold, underline, and strikethrough.

That like Poorse 911 stuff.

Posted by: se pa moron at June 09, 2015 05:45 PM (xQX/f)

87 75
Rubio has a driveway?



His own driveway?



I bet he seals it annually, too.
-----------------
Yeah, if Rubio cared it would be a naturally organic gravel drive.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 05:45 PM (ry4ab)

88 When I was a kid, we lived on a little lake, and had a 12' row boat with a 7.5 horse Johnson. I remember my little brother wake-boarding off the back! Now I have an 11' sailboat, and it came with a 2 horse Johnson outboard. I didn't know they even made them that small.

Posted by: Chris M at June 09, 2015 05:45 PM (k3w9p)

89 Somebody has a good photo of Kerry's boat. What you see is the huge motor yacht behind Kerry's sailboat.

Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 05:45 PM (u1Fyd)

90 Rubio has a driveway? His own driveway? I bet he seals it annually, too.
Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 05:43 PM (dt+UH)


--------------------------------------


Rich bastards! Flaunting their cement driveways and annual sealant.

Posted by: Soona at June 09, 2015 05:46 PM (P25Hh)

91 I'd like to see a Rubio campaign commercial with the boat, a bunch of overweight chicks in bikinis dancing, and bottles of Andre everywhere. Big pimpin.

Posted by: wooga at June 09, 2015 05:46 PM (HLxUH)

92 Guy has a boat, an F-150, and, house?!?


Rich fcuker.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 05:46 PM (LA7Cm)

93 >>. I didn't know they even made them that small.


If I had a dime...

Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 05:46 PM (dt+UH)

94 @83 - that's exactly it. The New York City idea of recreation is nothing like what much of the country regards as normal. That's true to a large extent of many metro areas, I'm sure.

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor (sometimes JEM) at June 09, 2015 05:47 PM (o+SC1)

95 Do what I do. Burp and Fart at the bar and when everyone around you leaves, ask the bar tender to change the channel. I'm a classy guy.



Smart Remote app. Allows you to program any tv into the app. Take over any tv. Yeah. I'm a dick.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 05:47 PM (i/Iet)

96 and it came with a 2 horse Johnson outboard

So how far exactly does it hang in the water?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 05:47 PM (h4vJk)

97 Apparently, from what the NYTimes is trying to say, they don't pay their help very much money. Sounds like they don't expect their reporters to be able to afford a home in Florida, and a boat that fits on a trailer, and the pick up to pull the trailer.

Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 05:47 PM (u1Fyd)

98 89
Somebody has a good photo of Kerry's boat. What you see is the huge motor yacht behind Kerry's sailboat.

-------------
BIngo!! Horeseface is a 100% hypocrite, which was why he didn't get elected in '04, despite the best efforts of Dan Rather and friends.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 05:48 PM (ry4ab)

99 I'm on a boat, motha' f*cka!!

Posted by: Marco Rubio campaign commercial at June 09, 2015 05:48 PM (T/n/z)

100 From now on, every time the NYT does something like this, the conservative blogs need to pound on Politico with oppo-oppo.

Jeb has money? Here come the facts about Herself.

Marco lives in a house? Property records from NYC and Chappaqua.

Mr Rubio enjoys a boat? Photos of every single vehicle, plus estimated costs, of one of The Haggard Queen's motorcades.

Everything, every time, dumped on someone at Politico. And loudly and publicly using Twitter.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 09, 2015 05:48 PM (U6f54)

101 Thread needs a flaming shit-sack logo (to represent the POS media bastards in heat, of course).

Posted by: filbert at June 09, 2015 05:49 PM (h6Mpm)

102 They are doubling down on stuck in New York City and don't know anything about the rest of the Country stupid.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 09, 2015 05:45 PM (iONHu)


----------------------------------------


They really are writing like average New Yorkers. Ignorance can be bliss, but it'll still appear stupid to everyone else.

Posted by: Soona at June 09, 2015 05:49 PM (P25Hh)

103 NYT backstabbing politico: Dem equivalent of a Red Wedding?

Posted by: LizLem at June 09, 2015 05:49 PM (hvf9s)

104 Anybody suggest this campaign theme song yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI7Ghu1FpnQ

Posted by: Y-not at June 09, 2015 05:49 PM (RWGcK)

105 I live very close to Lake Erie. I see boats like this all the time in the warmer months. It's not a big deal. And the rich around here are probably plebes by NYT reader standards.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 09, 2015 05:50 PM (9Y7bY)

106 If I had a boat
I'd go out on the Ocean
And if I had a Pony
I'd let him ride my boat.

Posted by: Lyle Lovett at June 09, 2015 05:50 PM (dt+UH)

107 Hey how's that house in Shy Town that a mobster sold Fredo?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2015 05:50 PM (/tNwW)

108 @100 - No. They or at least Byers have shown they'll push back on this shit. That's good. Reward them. Chide them if they revert to Dem form, but Byers did exactly the right thing with this one.

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor (sometimes JEM) at June 09, 2015 05:50 PM (o+SC1)

109 100 Excuse me? We were dead broke when we left the White House!!

Dead......broke....

*glares angrily; adjusts waistband of pantsuit around FUPA*

Posted by: Hillary! at June 09, 2015 05:50 PM (T/n/z)

110
I saw where Rubio's hous is valued at $550k.

Less than Bill from Hope gets for a speach.
I'm more of a Walker/Cruze guy it is would be sweet if Rubio pointed out that his house costs about 40 minutes of a Hill or Bill speach

Posted by: Yo! at June 09, 2015 05:51 PM (q+zA9)

111 So it runs nice on inland waters. What does it look like in four foot swells? (1.3 meters)



I'm partial to stern drives myself, but a 7 meter boat is kinda small for inboard engines.


Posted by: hobart barnstock

Went from Padre to New Orleans on a 36ft Chris Craft in 4 to8ft swells and feared death the whole way

Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 09, 2015 05:52 PM (eOpVe)

112 The Times should maybe send a reporter to Florida. They'll find that it looks a little different from Manhattan, and that houses with pools and people with small boats are pretty damn common.

Curious how the Times showed no interest at all in the free-spending Obamas, who lived paycheck-to-paycheck in Chicago, despite both pulling down big salaries (Michelle's was purely a make-work, political patronage job too -- the type of insider crony deal that would outrage the Times if it was a Republican wife doing it). The Obamas also bought themselves a big house in Chicago, but they didn't have the money for it (because they'd never bothered to save), and had to rely on the generosity of a big donor (Tony Rezko) who was also a well-known crook. (More stuff that would have been front page, screaming headline scandals if Republicans had been doing it).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 09, 2015 05:52 PM (o8Gus)

113
Wait. You're missing something here. Let's read between the lines -- you'll see that the biggest insult cocksuckers like these can exchange is accusations of being Republicans.

Eric Lipton is pretty much calling Politico the Republican equivalent of being a n***** lover.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 09, 2015 05:53 PM (sattt)

114 And again I ask wtf the NYT expected a 500k house in Miami to look like.

Jesus, you idiots, leave New York some time, k?

Posted by: Lauren at June 09, 2015 05:53 PM (SIgM0)

115 100
From now on, every time the NYT does something like this, the conservative blogs need to pound on Politico with oppo-oppo.


-------------
I heard that. the term "Swift Boat" still makes Lefties do a nervous twitch to this day. It's why the Dems went with King Putt instead in '08, and why they will go with someone else who is not the Hildabeast next year. She is like Kerry, she cannot and will not stand up to an extended political campaign.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 05:53 PM (ry4ab)

116 Spain 1 Costa Rica 1

Women's World Cup

We won yesterday 3-1 over Australia

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2015 05:53 PM (/tNwW)

117 @110 - 1/3 of mine, and as I said I live in the SF area cheap seats.

This whole thing is about slamming Rubio for doing the things that aspirational middle-class families do when the breadwinner(s) get the promotion.

It's disgusting, and I hope he gets some mileage out of it.

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor (sometimes JEM) at June 09, 2015 05:53 PM (o+SC1)

118 NYPD Chief Bratton Says Hiring Black Officers Is Difficult Because So Many Have Spent Time In Jail

Weasel Zippers

Oh boy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2015 05:55 PM (/tNwW)

119 If you're going to show that he has something to make us all hate him why not just remind the world his wife was a Miami Dolphins cheerleader?

Posted by: navypopojojo at June 09, 2015 05:55 PM (wlPue)

120 This spat between Politico and NYT reminds me of the Monty Python bit about the re-enactment of the attack on Pearl Harbor by the Batley Townswomen's Guild: a bunch of men dressed in women's clothing hitting each other with purses.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 09, 2015 05:55 PM (DLu2s)

121 Shrillary's hooha smells like a cross between my Dad's finger after he visited the goat pen and John Kerry's bicycle seat after a 10 mile ride on a hot and humid day mixed with a raccoon carcass that has been on the side of the road in Arizona for four days. What I do for the Muslim Brotherhood. Certainly hope they appreciate it and don't sell me into slavery when this is all over.

Posted by: Huma Holding Her Nose at June 09, 2015 05:56 PM (22uju)

122 the term "Swift Boat" still makes Lefties do a nervous twitch to this day.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 05:53 PM


So the Dems are trying to Speedboat Rubio?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 05:56 PM (h4vJk)

123 120
This spat between Politico and NYT reminds me of the Monty Python bit
about the re-enactment of the attack on Pearl Harbor by the Batley
Townswomen's Guild: a bunch of men dressed in women's clothing hitting
each other with purses.


Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max


Nope, the ghey hipster slap fight will never be topped as a metaphor. (or is it an analogy?)

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2015 05:56 PM (LAe3v)

124 Well Bill Clinton would not be caught dead on Rubios "luxury boat". There's no toilet on it; there's no little cubby hole bunk up front where ol Billy Jeff could snort blow off the firm hard belly of a 16 year old girl. Nope this is not a luxury boat for Billy Jeff.

Now in some sympathy to the New York Times twit who wrote that piece of junk. Housing costs in New York (and in Los Angeles where I live) distort one's view of what real life is like out in the red states. I live in what I describe as a $35,000 tract house. That's because what a new house like it would have cost in a middle class San Diego suburb in 1968 when I got out of grad school. 1,900 square feet. three bedrooms two baths and a two car attached garage. I bought it new in 1974 for $75K. I've put in a backyard pool and landscaped the place---and could probably sell it today for $800,000 or a bit more.

I could probably buy an equivalent property someplace 50 miles outside of downtown Manhattan for the same price.

But if I take that $800,000 down to Houston or Dallas I could double the size of the house, and maybe have a four car garage and a casita--where ignorant New York Times reporters could come goggle at my "mansion".

These twinkies living in their hoveled apartments near the Hudson just don't have a frickin' clue as to what's available outside their miserable liberalsphere.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 09, 2015 05:56 PM (Sda6L)

125 Arrrgh!

Me hates the sea and everything in it.

Posted by: Sea Captain at June 09, 2015 05:56 PM (dt+UH)

126 TGWScotsman- Do you think it's the Latino vote that has them worried or Ellison donating what they assumed was Hillary money? Of course , this should scare the hell out of us about Rubio.That a big time lefty supporter considers Rubio a winner for amnesty.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2015 05:56 PM (Oihsp)

127 Look how much cocktails and meals out cost in New York City.

Talk about luxury.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 05:56 PM (XlBEl)

128
>>his wife was a Miami Dolphins cheerleader?

pic?

because:moron

Posted by: Yo! at June 09, 2015 05:57 PM (q+zA9)

129
Rich bastards! Flaunting their cement driveways and annual sealant.
Posted by: Soona




Half a dozen buckets of SealBest every 3 years, and the tears of the hungry children on his doorstep just wash right down into the gutter.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 05:57 PM (kdS6q)

130 If you're going to show that he has something to make us all hate him why not just remind the world his wife was a Miami Dolphins cheerleader?
Posted by: navypopojojo at June 09, 2015 05:55 PM (wlPue)

I did not know that and had to google her. Oh yeah she is mighty fine. Marco has good taste

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2015 05:57 PM (/tNwW)

131 Oh no. This is terrible. Homer and Marge Simpson will become legally separated in coming new episodes.

This needs a flaming skull.

Posted by: Soona at June 09, 2015 05:57 PM (P25Hh)

132 One more time people, to the Leftists the facts don't matter, it's the dialectic narrative that matters. We can counter-argue all day long, bring it all on for facts and figures. To the NYT lefties and their parlor pink readers it only matters that Rubio is a Rich White Hispanic, and obviously not a good little shabby Marxist beaner like Cesar Chavez.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 05:57 PM (ry4ab)

133 99 I'm on a boat, motha' f*cka!!

Posted by: Marco Rubio campaign commercial
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If they were smart, yes. This.
I hope Perry is smart enough to use footage of him at the range & on the recent Harley ride with 200 veterans. That would be even better!

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 05:58 PM (ZNVto)

134 130. See what I mean
We can now start with the hating

Posted by: navypopojojo at June 09, 2015 05:59 PM (wlPue)

135 Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 09, 2015 05:48 PM (U6f54)

Good idea shyniing man!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 05:59 PM (9HoBs)

136 This is some of the lamest shit I've ever heard.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2015 05:59 PM (A98Xu)

137 If anyone is interested Brazil vs South Korea next

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2015 05:59 PM (/tNwW)

138
Nothing with an outboard motor can in any way be considered "luxury".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2015 05:59 PM (ynQIy)

139 40 minutes of a Hill or Bill speech

On second of a Hill or Bill speech is enough to cover any of Rubio's speeding tickets.

Posted by: wooga at June 09, 2015 05:59 PM (HLxUH)

140 The Hill / Rubio comparison of homes is real killer.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 09, 2015 06:00 PM (0FSuD)

141 not a good little shabby Marxist beaner like Cesar Chavez.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 05:57 PM (ry4ab)


--Cesar Chavez was opposed to illegal immigration, indeed any mass immigration, because he knew it depressed the wages of the workers he represented. I'd hardly call him a Marxist, at least not a cultural Marxist like leftoids who want the USA to become Alto Mexico.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 06:00 PM (XlBEl)

142 I owned a boat once. Used to fish on it all the time. My buddy Ernest Hemingway thought it'd make a good story.

Told him to write me as an old man so the connection wouldn't be quite so obvious.

Posted by: Brian Williams at June 09, 2015 06:00 PM (T/n/z)

143 C'mon, don't be thick. This is the new normal, deliberately evilly so. Tell outrageous lies that are designed to burrow into the minds of liv's. Tell them every day, the more outrageous, the more obvious, the better. They're just repeating the 2012 playbook, find your liv plantations and bombard them with endless lies. It exhausts the opposition who scramble to debunk them, and some always get through to the livs. If you're pajamaboy Lipton, this is who you are and this is what you do. Welcome to the New News Order, where Lies are Truth.

Posted by: John A. Fleming at June 09, 2015 06:00 PM (MTWhU)

144 Yep. The NYT probably thinks a four bedroom home with a fenced backyard and a shed is considered a compound.
________________________

You know who really does have a compound? Joe Biden. Big expensive place in Delaware, and he also owns a nice house in Ireland, or at least he used to (it was a payoff from one of the big banks he was always "helping" with legislation when he was a senator).

But you won't read about that in the Times.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 09, 2015 06:01 PM (o8Gus)

145 137 If anyone is interested Brazil vs South Korea next
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2015 05:59 PM (/tNwW)

--If women's soccer were played in uniforms as skimpy as women's beach volleyball the ratings would be NFL level.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 06:02 PM (XlBEl)

146
This does really seem like a way early hit on Rubio.

Too soon NYT?

Posted by: Yo! at June 09, 2015 06:02 PM (q+zA9)

147 It's just outrageous that top line talent at the NYTimes can't afford anything but a tiny little New York apartment.

Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 06:02 PM (u1Fyd)

148 Suggested new campaign song for Rubio:

*nsfw*

Boats and 'Hos.

http://tinyurl.com/orr5rkw

Posted by: A Humble Suggestion at June 09, 2015 06:02 PM (U0SEh)

149 Soon the NYT will call Rubio a 'lifelong bachelor-wink-wink' and ignore anything to the contrary.

They're really going over the brink on this shit.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 06:03 PM (oVJmc)

150 Told him to write me as an old man so the connection wouldn't be quite so obvious.

Posted by: Brian Williams



pfffft. I played the whale in Moby Dick.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at June 09, 2015 06:03 PM (LAe3v)

151 Heh, they are touting this stupid narrative when the smoke nazis should be screaming about Obama smoking. The liar never quit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2015 06:03 PM (A98Xu)

152 If women's soccer were played in uniforms as skimpy as women's beach volleyball the ratings would be NFL level.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 06:02 PM (XlBEl)


I actually enjoy watching women's soccer at this level. They are pretty good.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2015 06:03 PM (/tNwW)

153 "incompetence, callowness, and unwarranted arrogance,"

I get the need for a third adjective to make the sentence flow, but "callow"?


Some of the writers are sure, but the organization isn't. I wouldn't say, anyway. and the modifier seems redundant.

Tighten up that prose, Ace.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 09, 2015 06:04 PM (LWu6U)

154 119
If you're going to show that he has something to make us all hate him
why not just remind the world his wife was a Miami Dolphins cheerleader?
-----------
Right, so Rubio married a pretty woman, with a nice personality, who can't bench press him, and who still looks good wearing a swimsuit on his nice $85K boat. In other words, he's not married to Moochelle the burly H8er.

Thanks NYT, I never would have considered Rubio to be presidential material until today!


Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 06:04 PM (ry4ab)

155 Oh no. This is terrible. Homer and Marge Simpson will become legally separated in coming new episodes.
This needs a flaming skull.
Posted by: Soona at June 09, 2015 05:57 PM (P25Hh)

South Park already did it (Kyle's parents.)

Posted by: LizLem at June 09, 2015 06:04 PM (hvf9s)

156 I am not big on Rubio, but every time The Slime attacks him, he starts to better.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 09, 2015 06:05 PM (0FSuD)

157 Marco Rubio has a driveway!! Unostentatious Hillary Clinton doesn't even have her own car.

Posted by: NYT at June 09, 2015 06:05 PM (9HoBs)

158 I actually enjoy watching women's soccer at this level. They are pretty good.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2015 06:03 PM (/tNwW)

--To their credit, I have not seen as much flopping in women's soccer. Also, the USA is more competitive, although not dominatingly so.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 06:05 PM (XlBEl)

159 Of course, Hillbags has an entire charity/piggybank/slush fund, but Rubio is the one living high.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 06:05 PM (oVJmc)

160 I don't know much about boats, but Barack & I love to watch the submarine races!

Posted by: Reggie Love at June 09, 2015 06:06 PM (T/n/z)

161 Thanks NYT, I never would have considered Rubio to be presidential material until today!


Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 06:04 PM (ry4ab)

exactly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2015 06:06 PM (/tNwW)

162 159
Of course, Hillbags has an entire charity/piggybank/slush fund, but Rubio is the one living high.


Come on, man, Bill is so poor he can't even afford adult hookers.

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2015 06:06 PM (LAe3v)

163 By the way, WSJ is joining in on the fun. Might be fire walled.



http://tinyurl.com/q5k2wct

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 09, 2015 06:07 PM (0FSuD)

164 The cop in the pool party fiasco has resigned..

Posted by: donna at June 09, 2015 06:07 PM (Bn6aD)

165 SealBest?

About 45 seconds. No gift from a rose, that.

Posted by: Heida Klum at June 09, 2015 06:07 PM (xQX/f)

166 I hope it doesn't devolve into a girly slapfight.
That would be ug-ly!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 06:07 PM (k2QA3)

167 To their credit, I have not seen as much flopping in women's soccer. Also, the USA is more competitive, although not dominatingly so.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 06:05 PM (XlBEl)

And you can unashamedly root for the USA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2015 06:07 PM (/tNwW)

168 161
Thanks NYT, I never would have considered Rubio to be presidential material until today!





Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 06:04 PM (ry4ab)



exactly

Posted by: Nevergiveup


Don't go wobbly. The man was pantsed by Chuck Schumer. Repeatedly.

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2015 06:07 PM (LAe3v)

169
155 Oh no. This is terrible. Homer and Marge Simpson will become legally separated in coming new episodes.
This needs a flaming skull.
Posted by: Soona at June 09, 2015 05:57 PM (P25Hh)

South Park already did it (Kyle's parents.)
Posted by: LizLem at June 09, 2015 06:04 PM (hvf9s



Actually I believe they did it twice already. Once with Kyle's and more recently with Stan's.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 09, 2015 06:07 PM (z/Ubi)

170 The cop in the pool party fiasco has resigned..
Posted by: donna at June 09, 2015 06:07 PM (Bn6aD)

I gotta tell ya, if I were a Cop, I don't think I'd get out of my car today.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2015 06:08 PM (/tNwW)

171 --Cesar Chavez was opposed to illegal immigration,
indeed any mass immigration, because he knew it depressed the wages of
the workers he represented. I'd hardly call him a Marxist, at least not
a cultural Marxist like leftoids who want the USA to become Alto
Mexico.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 06:00 PM (XlBEl)

And Harvey Milk opposed gay marriage. Do you think we actually care?!

Posted by: Gays in the Castro District at Harvey Milk Bar, with Hillary bumper stickers on their Priuses at June 09, 2015 06:08 PM (hvf9s)

172 I'll slap a bitch up.

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 09, 2015 06:08 PM (XlBEl)

173 141
not a good little shabby Marxist beaner like Cesar Chavez.



Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 05:57 PM (ry4ab)





--Cesar Chavez was opposed to illegal immigration, indeed any mass
immigration, because he knew it depressed the wages of the workers he
represented. I'd hardly call him a Marxist, at least not a cultural
Marxist like leftoids who want the USA to become Alto Mexico.
------------------
Funny how the Lefties like the NYT and LAT staff always bring out ol' Chavez when the idea of mass(il)legal immigration gets mentioned. It's like they have this idea of Hispanics in their head they can never move past. Sort of like that one supposedly pro-Hispanic immigrant speech King Putt gave...

Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 06:08 PM (ry4ab)

174 The NYT rule seems to be: we are in a deep hole, so keep digging!

Posted by: MTF at June 09, 2015 06:09 PM (DkJ4E)

175 Gays in the Castro District at Harvey Milk Bar, with Hillary bumper stickers on their Priuses

Wow, you don't want to know how I first read that.

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2015 06:09 PM (LAe3v)

176

Rubio:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM

I'm on a motherfuckin boat y'all!

Posted by: imp at June 09, 2015 06:09 PM (XIXZz)

177 Didn't Harry Reid sell the Searchlight compound and body dump not too long ago? What did it go for?

Posted by: Robinson at June 09, 2015 06:09 PM (+1K+6)

178 Marco Rubio has binders full of speedboats.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 06:09 PM (oVJmc)

179 Thanks NYT, I never would have considered Rubio to be presidential material until today!





Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 06:04 PM (ry4ab)



exactly

Posted by: Nevergiveup

Don't go wobbly. The man was pantsed by Chuck Schumer. Repeatedly.
Posted by: pep at June 09, 2015 06:07 PM (LAe3v)


I just meant weak shit attacks like this by the radical left only helps a Republican Candidate. And it smells of desperation

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2015 06:09 PM (/tNwW)

180 "And with a name like Lipton you just know he gets teabagged."

He, he, he, guffaw.

Posted by: Decaf at June 09, 2015 06:09 PM (yWRSv)

181
If Ace is Sonny Crockett, who is Rico Tubbs?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 09, 2015 06:10 PM (iQIUe)

182 What normal person even says "speedboat" ? Even that term shows how kooky that reporter is

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 09, 2015 06:11 PM (dULJN)

183
Marco Rubio has binders full of speedboats.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel




"Racist Dock on his property...."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 06:11 PM (kdS6q)

184 I don't give a crap if that cocksucker has a boat.

Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 06:11 PM (ytdLI)

185 Marco Rubio's military-style assault speedboat.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 06:11 PM (oVJmc)

186 Down deep, the godless leftists suffer from self-hate, at the same time they are envious of normal people. Rubio worked hard for his possessions, and they were not given to him by some godless government. Hell, Mrs E and I have 8 watercraft, all over 10 years old and paddle-propelled. So, put us on report too, nyt, you corksoakers.

Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2015 06:12 PM (go5uR)

187 Hay, choo New Jork heepstairs. Wha may choo tink I won cut choo, maing?

Posted by: Marco through the eyes of the totes not racist NYT at June 09, 2015 06:13 PM (vgIRn)

188 What normal person even says "speedboat" ? Even that term shows how kooky that reporter is

Because cigarette boats aren't in fashion

Posted by: derit at June 09, 2015 06:13 PM (jT+gh)

189 43 I'm partial to sterndrives myself...

Me too! Except when I'm not, then it's rape.

Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at June 09, 2015 06:13 PM (Xbys0)

190 Basically I don't give a crap about anything. I'm at the beach drinking heavily.

Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 06:13 PM (ytdLI)

191 The cop in the pool party fiasco has resigned..
Posted by: donna at June 09, 2015 06:07 PM (Bn6aD)


----------------------------------------


SJW's got their blood. They'll move on to the next victim.

After they go, I hope that police dept. rehires the cop.

Posted by: Soona at June 09, 2015 06:13 PM (P25Hh)

192 Is this Rapey Tuesday?

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 09, 2015 06:14 PM (I8YZX)

193 Oh and O/T about Graham and Scott. It's widely rumored both are ghey.



What state beside SC has two bachelor Senator, both Republican?

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 09, 2015 06:14 PM (0FSuD)

194
SJW's got their blood. They'll move on to the next victim.

After they go, I hope that police dept. rehires the cop.

I read they made threats to His Children.....

Posted by: donna at June 09, 2015 06:14 PM (Bn6aD)

195 Because cigarette boats aren't in fashion



When did coke haulers go out of fashion?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 06:14 PM (i/Iet)

196 182
What normal person even says "speedboat" ? Even that term shows how kooky that reporter is
--------------------
That's because to a NYT pool reporter who has never been closer to open water than Coney Island, every water craft with an engine that is not occupied by two fisherman and a dog is a "speedboat". This is the same crowd who have already shown their technical ignorance on pickup trucks, SUVs, firearms, military ordnance in general, and "green energy".

Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 06:15 PM (ry4ab)

197 164 The cop in the pool party fiasco has resigned..
Posted by: donna at June 09, 2015 06:07 PM (Bn6aD)

=========
That's sad. Push back was starting to snowball in his defense. Branca and treehouse have done excellent work.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 09, 2015 06:15 PM (iQIUe)

198 When the NYT hears 'Marco Rubio' they immediately see a West Side Story dance sequence by the Sharks.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 06:15 PM (oVJmc)

199 Scaramouche!

Scaramouche!

Posted by: Queen at June 09, 2015 06:15 PM (XlBEl)

200 199 Scaramouche!

Scaramouche!

Can You do the Fandango?

Posted by: donna at June 09, 2015 06:16 PM (Bn6aD)

201 So Rubio's true crime is he's an upwardly mobile immigrant with aspirations of power and influence?

How very gauche.

The NYT set prefer their immigrants stay indebted to them, by raising their children, mowing their lawn, or on the dole.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 06:16 PM (k2QA3)

202 When did coke haulers go out of fashion?>>>

Business is good so we buy submarines now.

Posted by: Coke Hauler at June 09, 2015 06:16 PM (+1K+6)

203 195
Because cigarette boats aren't in fashion







When did coke haulers go out of fashion?
--------------
When Zetas and MS 13 began running the shit across the border in the War Rig while the Border Patrol hit the Invisible Fence.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 06:16 PM (ry4ab)

204 Spalding, get your foot off the boat!

Posted by: Marco Rubio at June 09, 2015 06:17 PM (T/n/z)

205 Wait until they find out Rubio moors that yacht in Rhode Island waters to dodge the taxes.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 09, 2015 06:17 PM (XO6WW)

206 193 Oh and O/T about Graham and Scott. It's widely rumored both are ghey.



What state beside SC has two bachelor Senator, both Republican?
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 09, 2015 06:14 PM (0FSuD)


--"It's widely rumored" . . . "Some critics say" . . . "Reports indicate" . . .


Tim Scott gay? Sheeeiiiiiit. 0bama is more likely gay than Scott.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 06:18 PM (XlBEl)

207 201
So Rubio's true crime is he's an upwardly mobile immigrant with aspirations of power and influence?

How very gauche.

The NYT set prefer their immigrants stay indebted to them, by raising their children, mowing their lawn, or on the dole.
---------------
Nailed it in one Lizzy, you should sell that to the Rubio 2016 campaign.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 06:18 PM (ry4ab)

208 I vote for a new twitter mocker campaign of #NYTScoops let's find as many mundane things that we can attribute to GOP candidates. Example:

@EricLiptonNYT @DylanByers Sen Rubio known to receive home delivery of luxury italian foods. Insiders call them pizzas #GOPfancy #NYTscoops

Mockery from AoS is fun, mockery in public kills the legacy media.

Posted by: BSKB at June 09, 2015 06:19 PM (+R1CB)

209 >>Oh and O/T about Graham and Scott. It's widely rumored both are ghey.

I honestly don't care, except that if they are being blackmailed into voting certain ways to remain in the closet.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 06:19 PM (k2QA3)

210 "So Rubio's true crime is he's an upwardly mobile immigrant with aspirations of power and influence?"


Hey, Hispanos, you just stay out in those fields, picking veggies, getting bennies, and, voting Democrat. Don't you even think about trying to work your way up or moving into my neighborhood.

Posted by: Democrat Party at June 09, 2015 06:19 PM (LA7Cm)

211 those NYT pussies need a cruise on the Stugot. They would not know luxury or speed on the water because they have never been near anything water worthy. What a bunch of dumb asses. That boat of Rubios' is pretty blue collar.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 09, 2015 06:19 PM (ucDmr)

212 Rubio is gay???

Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 06:19 PM (ytdLI)

213 Face it,the Dems want to run against Rubio. That's why they're wasting time with all these bullshit attacks to build sympathy for him. He's in Chuck Schumer's pocket and they know it.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 09, 2015 06:19 PM (XO6WW)

214 Yeah, everyone and their retired grandma within stones throw of any body of water in Florida has a boat like that. Go to Lake Eustis on a weekend in July and they're all over.

Posted by: tdpwells at June 09, 2015 06:20 PM (nUGM7)

215 If the New York Times wants me to read their breathless exposes about Rubio and boats, the article will be about Rubio motorboating his wife.

Posted by: Furious George at June 09, 2015 06:20 PM (UlJ3l)

216 This just in: the Rubios claimed to be broke and yet somehow managed to by their daughter a $10 million penthouse apartment overlooking CentralPark. Ooops, wait a minute...

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 09, 2015 06:20 PM (6n332)

217 213 Face it,the Dems want to run against Rubio. That's why they're wasting time with all these bullshit attacks to build sympathy for him. He's in Chuck Schumer's pocket and they know it.

I think they would rather run against Jeb...

Posted by: donna at June 09, 2015 06:20 PM (Bn6aD)

218 Did Reid sell the Searchlight, etc...

I've been to Searchlight. He must have paid someone to take it.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 09, 2015 06:21 PM (XO6WW)

219 do the rubios summer in the hamptons?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 06:21 PM (0O7c5)

220
NYT Exclusive: Rubio has two refrigerators. Can one of the elite that can afford a second Kenmore in the garage relate to the problems of the average voter?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 06:21 PM (kdS6q)

221 Some Republicans are so rich that they mow their own lawns. Who but the idle rich have the time to do such a thing, while the rest of us are forced to hire landscapers and gardeners?!

Posted by: Eric Lipton at June 09, 2015 06:21 PM (nFdGS)

222 Rubio buys luxury 3 ply toilet paper.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2015 06:22 PM (W5DcG)

223 >> Is this Rapey Tuesday?


Every Tuesday from Noon til Close.

Also, Well Drinks are Half Price.

Posted by: Sea Captain at June 09, 2015 06:22 PM (dt+UH)

224 The last time I got this drunk Gabe banned me. Hold on to your hats!

Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 06:22 PM (ytdLI)

225 Yeah, so he's got a crappy little boat AND 4 speeding tickets (the HORROR!!!), as opposed to Hilldawg selling us out to the Russians and various other international powers, as well as setting up a fraudulent charity, violating federal law, etc. etc. But he's still a RINO. Sterling character compared to Hilldawg, but who isn't? He's still a RINO.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 09, 2015 06:22 PM (F1Z8f)

226 Wait - Lindsey Lacepants might be gay?

Posted by: HAL at June 09, 2015 06:23 PM (OmBeX)

227 195
Because cigarette boats aren't in fashion







When did coke haulers go out of fashion?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 06:14 PM (i/Iet)

I had a buddy in Miami that had a big cig boat. Kept it in Ft Lauderdale. He finally sold it, said he got sick of the Coast Guard wanting to practice searches on his boat.
Repeatedly. They knew he was legit, but hey we need practice

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 09, 2015 06:23 PM (0FSuD)

228 When did coke haulers go out of fashion?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 06:14 PM (i/Iet)




Since the cartels starting hiring Russian engineers to build submarines for them.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 09, 2015 06:23 PM (nL0sw)

229 NYT hasn't seen $80000 in over 10 years. The Old Grey Lady is jealous.

Posted by: torabora at June 09, 2015 06:24 PM (cXH/8)

230 @EricLiptonNYT @DylanByers Sen Rubio known to receive home delivery of luxury italian foods.
Insiders call them pizzas
#GOPfancy #NYTscoops

Mockery from AoS is fun, mockery in public kills the legacy media.


Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 06:24 PM (i/Iet)

231 104 Anybody suggest this campaign theme song yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI7Ghu1FpnQ
Posted by: Y-not at June 09, 2015 05:49 PM (RWGcK)

I was going this would be that 'I'm on a boat' song...

Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 06:24 PM (vmMMi)

232 BREAKING: SOURCE: Rubio accepts extra fresh ground pepper on his meal at Olive Garden, tips server extra $1.

Posted by: Old Grey Bint at June 09, 2015 06:24 PM (XlBEl)

233 "Since the cartels starting hiring Russian engineers to build submarines for them."

Seen docs on them. Some are pretty crude and downright deadly but they seem to have been improving.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 06:25 PM (LA7Cm)

234 None of this matters. Hilary can beat anybody.

Posted by: Eugene Robinson at June 09, 2015 06:25 PM (W5DcG)

235 Bill Clinton has a cigar boat.

You don't want to know where he moors it.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 06:25 PM (oVJmc)

236 BREAKING: SOURCE: Rubio accepts extra fresh ground pepper on his meal at Olive Garden, tips server extra $1.

I hear he doesn't even pay for breadsticks.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 06:25 PM (oVJmc)

237 Isn't Dylan Bryers that guy with the pussy around his mouth?

Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 06:25 PM (ytdLI)

238
226 Wait - Lindsey Lacepants might be gay?
Posted by: HAL at June 09, 2015 06:23 PM (OmBeX)

That explains the jump in McCains step.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 06:26 PM (3mTLw)

239 Does anybody know how to make fake campaign commercials? I really think we need a Marc Rubio I'm on a boat one...

Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 06:26 PM (vmMMi)

240 I live in a luxury home. It has walls and everything. Roof, too. Definitely wallowing here.

All those bass fishing shows are going to have to include "luxury" in their name now, by law. It's somewhere in Title IX, and those 650 lawyers are going to find it before the election.

Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2015 06:26 PM (qyomX)

241 235 Bill Clinton has a cigar boat.

You don't want to know where he moors it.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 06:25 PM (oVJmc)


--I'm sure it's a wide berth.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 06:27 PM (XlBEl)

242 237: Thought it was more rectal related.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 09, 2015 06:27 PM (ucDmr)

243 Graham-Winfrey 2016

"One of us will be First Lady"

Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2015 06:27 PM (qyomX)

244 Does anybody know how to make fake campaign commercials?
I really think we need a Marc Rubio I'm on a boat



"I'm on board with Marco Rubio!"

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 06:28 PM (i/Iet)

245 I hear the Rubio palace has a toilet right in the house.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 06:28 PM (oVJmc)

246 Maybe every time we see something like this we should tag it #whatbias

Posted by: Craig at June 09, 2015 06:28 PM (G2C5p)

247 Yeah, luxury housing sucks.

Posted by: Baraka's half-brother, living in a hut in Kenya at June 09, 2015 06:28 PM (XlBEl)

248 240
I live in a luxury home. It has walls and everything. Roof, too. Definitely wallowing here.



All those bass fishing shows are going to have to include "luxury"
in their name now, by law. It's somewhere in Title IX, and those 650
lawyers are going to find it before the election.
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Given the tax hunger of the Obummer government these days, I would not be surprised if the luxury tax got a few new inclusions.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 06:29 PM (ry4ab)

249 Mario Rubio calls information for numbers he could look up in the book.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 06:29 PM (oVJmc)

250 Texas cop resigns over incident at pool party near luxury home.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2015 06:29 PM (W5DcG)

251 And boats like that are a dime a dozen in coastal areas.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at June 09

A brand new freshwater 18' Lund with a 150hp Yamaha goes for $43,000

I wouldn't want to take it out on the ocean as Rubio does


When will the NYT discuss the Clintons love shack in NY State?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 06:29 PM (3mTLw)

252 Rubio refuses to let the yellow mellow and flushes every time.

Posted by: steevy at June 09, 2015 06:29 PM (sPO3u)

253 The wife was thinking about getting a 2009 Carolla, but I got the 2012 Camry instead because my pockets be fat like that.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at June 09, 2015 06:29 PM (tgnRB)

254 Boating song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0O0nzkESTI

Pontoon

Posted by: Robinson at June 09, 2015 06:30 PM (+1K+6)

255 Did Reid sell the Searchlight, etc...

I've been to Searchlight. He must have paid someone to take it.


Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 09, 2015 06:21 PM (XO6WW)

Hey, don't knock Searchlight, lots of cheap housing. I have always wondered which double wide Harry lived in.

Posted by: Colin at June 09, 2015 06:30 PM (fF6St)

256 Hillary ordered the hit piece. Rumor is all over town.

Posted by: pat at June 09, 2015 06:30 PM (nwnmt)

257 Graham stated that if elected he would have a rotating first lady.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2015 06:31 PM (W5DcG)

258
As a young boy, Marco Rubio illegally carved his name into wet cement on Calle Ocho in Miami, and frequently visits the site of his criminal act to impress his friends and family.

Posted by: The NYT at June 09, 2015 06:31 PM (P330y)

259 Hilary can beat anybody.

I don't feel that we should discuss Hillary's SM fetishes here. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 06:31 PM (9HoBs)

260 Hillary can beat anybody.

Maybe if she'd beat Bill off once in a while he would leave 15 yr old central American chicks alone.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: se pa moron at June 09, 2015 06:32 PM (xQX/f)

261 BREAKING: Marco Rubio bought the Collector's Edition of Frozen. RUBIO RESPONDS: "Regular Edition sold out."

Posted by: Old Grey Hag at June 09, 2015 06:32 PM (XlBEl)

262 You see where Hillary Clinton lives in a house with a name: Whitehaven.

Imagine if that were Scott Walker's home.

Posted by: RokShox at June 09, 2015 06:32 PM (Ap82b)

263 29 you know who else had a boat? #dexter

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 05:32 PM (0O7c5)
---
lol
I was wondering why that boat looked so familiar.
I guess by NYTimes logic that also makes Rubio a probable serial killer.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 09, 2015 06:32 PM (MbrzC)

264 Hey, don't knock Searchlight, lots of cheap housing. I have always wondered which double wide Harry lived in.
Posted by: Colin at June 09, 2015 06

The one with little boys underwear lying about.

Is this search warrant worthy?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 06:32 PM (3mTLw)

265 BREAKING : Marco Rubio puts Grey Poupon on his Cuban Sandwiches.

Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 06:32 PM (dt+UH)

266 Bill Clinton New York house:

http://www.celebrityhousepictures.com/bill-clinton.php

Bill Clinton House Washington DC:

http://www.celebrityhousepictures.com/bill-clinton.php?housephotos=2

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 06:33 PM (oVJmc)

267 Baier talking about the boat.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 09, 2015 06:33 PM (nL0sw)

268 The new financial orthodoxy:

Lending mortage money to people who will never pay it back: NOT INSANE
Lending student loan money to people taking Gender Studies, who will never pay it back: NOT INSANE
Paying the Clinton Empire hundreds of thousands of dollars for 45 minutes of platitudes: NOT INSANE

Getting an advance on book royalties, and spending 10% of it on a boat: COMPLETELY INSANE

Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2015 06:34 PM (qyomX)

269 Rotating first lady

Maybe he will put a turntable under the Statue of Liberty. The revolving door of liberty.

Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 06:34 PM (ytdLI)

270 it's an 80 grand boat with 500 or 600 hp.
at least the NYT didn't try and fill the boat with underage Dominican hookers

Posted by: righter at June 09, 2015 06:34 PM (r6HrP)

271 Rubio's wife. Easy on the eyes. Nice rack




http://tinyurl.com/mavb3o9

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 09, 2015 06:34 PM (0FSuD)

272
265 BREAKING : Marco Rubio puts Grey Poupon on his Cuban Sandwiches.
Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 06:32 PM (dt+UH)

What an Uncle Thomasito

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 06:34 PM (3mTLw)

273 I don't particularly like the "Hot Air' site, but they have a good article about this stupidity Rubio and contrasting pictures between one of Hillary's mansions and Rubio's home.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 06:34 PM (9HoBs)

274 Mario Rubio buys name brand toilet paper, not store brand.

Insists on two-ply.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 06:34 PM (oVJmc)

275
Marco Rubio has compromised National Security by eating Russian black caviar he purchases on the black market through a network of Russian and Lithuanian operatives.

Posted by: The NYT at June 09, 2015 06:35 PM (P330y)

276 We'll see who wins a Twitter Cat Fight, Mr. Byers!
We'll SEE...

Posted by: The New York Fucking Times at June 09, 2015 06:35 PM (YFFpo)

277 David Brooks is so poorly paid by the Times he lives in a tarpaper shack down by the river. I'll bet he wishes he could afford a luxury yacht like the one Rubio just bought.

Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 06:35 PM (u1Fyd)

278 271 Rubio's wife. Easy on the eyes. Nice rack
--------

So he won the lottery and TFG got bamboozled?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 06:35 PM (3mTLw)

279 BREAKING - NYT EXCLUSIVE: Sen. Rubio's neighbors confirm that he is known to indulge in high-end cuts of meats prepared on a top of the line Weber grill most Summer weekends. While children in America are starving.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 06:35 PM (k2QA3)

280


Outside NY.c

In hot places like FL and TX, middle class people have in ground pools

And even boats

Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 06:36 PM (zOTsN)

281 Marco Rubio once selected "rush shipping" on an online order. What's the matter, big shot, can't wait like the rest of us?

Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2015 06:36 PM (qyomX)

282 Mario Rubio once got a Kit-Kat from a hotel mini-bar.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 06:36 PM (oVJmc)

283 If I were still single . . . Hope Solo could smack my balls any time she wants.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 06:36 PM (XlBEl)

284 Marco Rubio has inside phone numbers for cabelas & bass pro shops. They start with 1-800

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 06:37 PM (3mTLw)

285 well, it does have twin outboards

Posted by: joecapoe at June 09, 2015 06:37 PM (Lw7BE)

286 Fishing boat: luxury
Private jet trips to Pedophile Island: not luxury

Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2015 06:37 PM (qyomX)

287 Vote for Graham for Smaller gov't. No 1st lady staff, no MiL in the WH, no separate vacations and no more rabid leftist commencement speeches. /

Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2015 06:37 PM (Oihsp)

288 No, the Dims and their allies aren't running a Quadrupel Secret Ten Dimensional Scam to fool us into nominating Rubio.

The Dims learned well with Obama.

They know there is zero reason to enact their policies. There is zero justification because they don't work in the real world.

We already know what works and that is free-market capitalism.

However - what they want is easy money and power and Obama has shown them the way.

They will run endless "First Evah (fill in the blank) Presidents"

the Republicans are too pussified to say boo to a 1st Evah.

So, next in line is The Ladies.

Then I guess Hispanics (Hello, Castro Bros!)

Then, eh, who knows Asian, gays, whatever...on and on.

Rubio, or better yet, Cruz screws up their game plan.

And President Cruz(or Rubio) with VP Fiorina really screws up their battle plans.


It's nothing more than that....really.


Their ideas are nonsense but worse old and olde fashioned-

all they've got is division, the FSA, the LIVs, the SJW and group-on-group envy and hatred.

The Dims want to preserve that.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 06:37 PM (0cMkb)

289 Rubio constituents include GEORGE ZIMMERMAN WHEN HE EXECUTED BLACK CHILD TRAYVON MARTIN

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 06:37 PM (oVJmc)

290 How long until some commie complains that holygoat is infringing copyright by posting that video?

Posted by: fb at June 09, 2015 06:37 PM (JVEmw)

291 Guessing that the Dead Gray Lady didn't do the story on John Kerry's $7M yacht...Marco's $80k probably wouldn't even cover the taxes Kerry tried to avoid paying on his yacht...

Posted by: Tony253 at June 09, 2015 06:38 PM (3yMFT)

292 BREAKING : Marco Rubio purchased the Deluxe Box Set Re-Issues of Led Zeppelin I - IV.

Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 06:38 PM (dt+UH)

293

The most generous interpretation I could give is that the reporters at the NYTimes are hopelessly parochial


And have no idea, and no curiosity, about how other people live

Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 06:38 PM (zOTsN)

294 I always get the name-brand ramen noodles, and I don't even wait for them to go on sale. No biggie.
#HumbleBrag

Posted by: Marco Rubio at June 09, 2015 06:39 PM (tgnRB)

295 Eighty grand about covered the complementary hookers provided at the last Clinton Global Initiative Blab-a-thon. Oh and Hilary's titanium, missile proof walker.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 09, 2015 06:39 PM (KCruE)

296 BREAKING : Marco Rubio exclusively drinks Miller High Life, the Champagne of Beers.

Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 06:39 PM (dt+UH)

297 I just wish someone intelligent in the media (yes, I know) would run with this and do follow up interviews with Rubio:
1) do you mostly run her inshore or offshore- what are your favorite baits?
2) Thats a versatile boat, you take the fam out mostly, or kill beers and bait with your buds?
3) If you still had your private practice salary,what would your dream boat be?
4) Whats the state of the south Florida fishery, and what would you change to protect it?
5) Too bad there are no decent domestic outboards anymore- you think the unions own that one?

You know, normal questions we would ask.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at June 09, 2015 06:39 PM (bA+CL)

298
289 Rubio constituents include GEORGE ZIMMERMAN WHEN HE EXECUTED BLACK CHILD TRAYVON MARTIN
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 06:37 PM (oVJmc)

As a state senator didn't he represent Ted Bundy?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 06:39 PM (3mTLw)

299
Marco Rubio tried to influence Rubic's Cube to change the name to Marco's Cube to reflect his superior intellect.

Posted by: The NYT at June 09, 2015 06:39 PM (P330y)

300 287 Vote for Graham for Smaller gov't. No 1st lady staff, no MiL in the WH, no separate vacations and no more rabid leftist commencement speeches.

Who bitch this is?

Posted by: J McCain at June 09, 2015 06:40 PM (ytdLI)

301
289 Rubio constituents include GEORGE ZIMMERMAN WHEN HE EXECUTED BLACK CHILD TRAYVON MARTIN

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 06:37 PM (oVJmc)



As a state senator didn't he represent Ted Bundy?


WHY WON'T MARIO RUBIO STOP THE KILLING???

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 06:40 PM (oVJmc)

302 BREAKING: Sen. Rubio is known to keep his palatial mansion a cool 60F year round through excessive use of air-conditioning.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 06:40 PM (k2QA3)

303 Guessing that the Dead Gray Lady didn't do the story on John Kerry's $7M yacht

Secretary of State Kerry Working So Hard For America That He Doesn't Have Time To Enjoy New Sailboat

Posted by: The New York Fucking Times at June 09, 2015 06:41 PM (YFFpo)

304 BREAKING: Sen. Marco Rubio purchased his palatial mansion so that each of his children could have their own room.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 06:41 PM (k2QA3)

305 >>well, it does have twin outboards


You'd be a fool to go more than a mile or two out withou at least two engines. Take from someone who has spent way too many hours drifting along with the current waiting for a tow.

Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 06:41 PM (dt+UH)

306 Marco Rubio just doesn't understand what it's like to be dead broke, as we were, right after we left the White House, before we sold off all that china.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 09, 2015 06:42 PM (qyomX)

307 BREAKING: Sen. Marco Rubio purchased his palatial mansion so that each of his children could have their own room.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 06:41 PM (k2QA3)



And their own closets!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 06:42 PM (0cMkb)

308 Uhh - Where are all the stories about Harry Reid LIVING
at the Ritz-Carlton ???


Posted by: McCool at June 09, 2015 06:42 PM (PhpHA)

309 271
Rubio's wife. Easy on the eyes. Nice rack

http://tinyurl.com/mavb3o9
----------------

I stand by my earlier comment 100%.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 06:43 PM (ry4ab)

310 308 Uhh - Where are all the stories about Harry Reid LIVING
at the Ritz-Carlton ???


That's actually a dangerous place to live. Exercise bands stalking you everywhere.

Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2015 06:44 PM (qyomX)

311 BREAKING : Marco Rubio buys Oreos instead of Hydrox.

Posted by: Robinson at June 09, 2015 06:44 PM (+1K+6)

312 The poor people who slave away for the Sulzbergers know that great wealth means having a car and a driver. Rubio has two cars and a pick up and a boat. That amount wealth is inconceivable to someone who works at the Times and has to take the subway to work every day.

Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 06:45 PM (u1Fyd)

313 Wait - Lea no longer self-identifies as Le dash a?
I was just getting used to your double-minority status...

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 06:45 PM (ZNVto)

314 And their own closets!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 06:42 PM (0cMkb)



Must-haves.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at June 09, 2015 06:45 PM (vgIRn)

315 I'm Marco Rubio! You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!

Posted by: Marco Fuckin' Rubio at June 09, 2015 06:46 PM (UzPAd)

316 Harry Reid lives in a hotel room? I thought that problem was fixed when social security was enacted.

Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 06:46 PM (u1Fyd)

317
A driveway? A DRIVEWAY?!
What a decadent pig living in such opulent luxury!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 06:46 PM (+aCe4)

318 DEVELOPING: Anonymous Source: Rubio opted for extended warranty on Acer laptop in 2013.

Posted by: Old Grey Cum Dumpster at June 09, 2015 06:46 PM (XlBEl)

319 Think of all of the fish that Rubio has killed. Will no one think of the fish?

Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 06:46 PM (ytdLI)

320 312 The poor people who slave away for the Sulzbergers know that great wealth means having a car and a driver

C'mon. A driver is a basic necessity. What are you going to do, drive the car yourself? Give me a break.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 09, 2015 06:46 PM (qyomX)

321 NYT: Did Ted Bundy let himself get apprehended out of fear of a monstrosity he had foreseen in a potential young acolyte who beared resemblance to Rubio?

Posted by: derit at June 09, 2015 06:46 PM (jT+gh)

322 250 Texas cop resigns over incident at pool party near luxury home.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2015 06:29 PM (W5DcG)
----
Good.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 09, 2015 06:47 PM (MbrzC)

323 This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy just waiting to get fcuked.

Posted by: Marco Fcukin' Rubio at June 09, 2015 06:47 PM (UzPAd)

324 Ok, in honor of rubios high class boat lifestyle, I'm going to do some drinking tonight...

Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 06:48 PM (vmMMi)

325 You'd be a fool to go more than a mile or two out withou at least two engines. Take from someone who has spent way too many hours drifting along with the current waiting for a tow.

I'd always go a couple miles offshore with only one Mercury outboard. It wasn't like I was alone. There were all these trawlers with CCCP on them to keep me company.

Kid you not. Lack of border enforcement isn't something new.

Posted by: se pa moron at June 09, 2015 06:49 PM (xQX/f)

326 The cop in the pool party fiasco has resigned.
The cop and his family were receiving death threats.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 06:49 PM (kivUY)

327 i bet with all that power she goes over 40kt.
Isn't the NYT now banked by Mexican gazillionaire Carlos Slim and isn't he pro Rubio?

Posted by: righter at June 09, 2015 06:49 PM (r6HrP)

328
Maybe his driveway was passed down to him by his father, and by extension his father's father.
I mean such wealth is staggering to behold.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 06:49 PM (+aCe4)

329 Breaking: Marco Rubio's "Master Baiter" fishing hat is fitted, not adjustable.

Posted by: New Yerp Times at June 09, 2015 06:50 PM (tgnRB)

330 Lindsay will also save on WH cleaning expenses 'cause he'll leave the toilet seat down.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2015 06:50 PM (Oihsp)

331 BREAKING : Marco Rubio buys only Snap-on tools.

Oh crap retract that it's Hillary that buys Snap-on tools.

Posted by: Robinson at June 09, 2015 06:50 PM (+1K+6)

332 NYT: Rubio still walks free and will not volunteer information about the killing of Adam Walsh, son of America's Most Wanted host John Walsh.

Posted by: derit at June 09, 2015 06:50 PM (jT+gh)

333 326 The cop in the pool party fiasco has resigned.
The cop and his family were receiving death threats.


His enforcement of the law had disparate racial impact. Can't have that.

Posted by: Loretta Lynch at June 09, 2015 06:50 PM (qyomX)

334 327 i bet with all that power she goes over 40kt.
Isn't the NYT now banked by Mexican gazillionaire Carlos Slim and isn't he pro Rubio?
Posted by: righter at June 09, 2015 06:49 PM (r6HrP)


--Slim also supplies the Obamaphones.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 06:51 PM (XlBEl)

335 Rubio once express alarm at the surging price of arugula, the aristocratic leafy green.

Oh, wait... #NEVERMIND

Posted by: inevitable reportertte at June 09, 2015 06:51 PM (uctT+)

336 330 Lindsay will also save on WH cleaning expenses 'cause he'll leave the toilet seat down.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2015 06:50 PM


Oh, very good.

Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2015 06:52 PM (qyomX)

337 The Pool Party. That's one I could support. Of course I'd probably piss in it.

Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 06:52 PM (ytdLI)

338
Think of all of the fish that Rubio has killed. Will no one think of the fish?

Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 06:46 PM (ytdLI)







Sea Kittens. He kills Sea Kittens!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2015 06:52 PM (ynQIy)

339 Gawd I hate the NYT.
Amateurs.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2015 06:52 PM (08Znv)

340 That looks a lot like the title character's body-disposal boat in Dexter. I fully expect the next NYT headline to be "Rubio Linked to Famous Serial Killer

Posted by: Wyfaggro at June 09, 2015 06:53 PM (cwhId)

341 While some of the story issigns of a desperate attempt to attack him, it's also an example of the bubble NY lefties live in.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 06:54 PM (+aCe4)

342
Lindsay will also save on WH cleaning expenses 'cause he'll leave the toilet seat down.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2015 06:50 PM






BREAKING: Marco Rubio tells women in the White House to look down before they sit on the toilet.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2015 06:54 PM (ynQIy)

343 280 Outside NY.c
In hot places like FL and TX, middle class people have in ground pools
And even boats
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 06:36 PM (zOTsN)

Truth.

And Poor people have above ground pools. And fishing boats.

Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 06:54 PM (vmMMi)

344 i wonder how many times the rubios actually went out on their boat......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 06:55 PM (0O7c5)

345
Dan Pfeiffer danpfeiffer*

I feel like all the conservatives who claim Obama wasn't vetted and are now complaining about Rubio being vetted probably miss the irony

*Former Senior Adviser to President Obama, current CNN contributor. Whore.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 06:55 PM (kdS6q)

346 Shit even I have a canoe. Eat your heart out Brucie.

Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 06:56 PM (ytdLI)

347 Think of all of the fish that Rubio has killed. Will no one think of the fish?


Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 06:46 PM (ytdLI)

Marco Rubio: contributing to the overharvesting of our nation's waters. Oh the humanity!

Posted by: LizLem at June 09, 2015 06:56 PM (hvf9s)

348 Dan Pfeiffer has luxury fishing boat envy.

Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 06:57 PM (u1Fyd)

349 345 I feel like all the conservatives who claim Obama wasn't vetted and are now complaining about Rubio being vetted probably miss the irony

Wow. That's amazing. So hanging out with terrorists and commies doesn't really deserve vetting, and owning a fishing boat does. This is CNN.

Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2015 06:57 PM (qyomX)

350 That bad boy is perfect for outrunning the Coast Guard when you have a load of yayo or some square grouper. It's a real pussy magnet too!

Posted by: Myiq2xu at June 09, 2015 06:57 PM (5fSr7)

351
I live in AZ. In ground pools are very common. Plus the house I grew up in had a driveway aaaand a TWO CAR GARAGE!
Such privilege!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 06:57 PM (+aCe4)

352 i bet he sells the fish the catches.....and doesn't report the sales as income

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 06:57 PM (0O7c5)

353 345
Dan Pfeiffer danpfeiffer*

I feel like all the conservatives who claim Obama wasn't vetted and are now complaining about Rubio being vetted probably miss the irony

*Former Senior Adviser to President Obama, current CNN contributor. Whore.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 06:55 PM (kdS6q)

--Easy for him to claim now, since his butt buddy is a lame duck.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 06:57 PM (XlBEl)

354 Marco Rubio was once asked if he wanted to Biggie size a value meal for a dollar more.....and he said YES!!!!

Posted by: NYT at June 09, 2015 06:58 PM (HY+/H)

355 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 06:59 PM (kff5f)

356 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 06:59 PM (kff5f)

357 I feel like all the conservatives who claim Obama wasn't vetted and are
now complaining about Rubio being vetted probably miss the irony>>>

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at June 09, 2015 06:59 PM (+1K+6)

358 313 Wait - Lea no longer self-identifies as Le dash a?
I was just getting used to your double-minority status...
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 06:45 PM (ZNVto)

Ha! Sorry this is my phone. You think I should change it? I think I'm on a boat. Because fcuk thenytimes..

Posted by: Leai at June 09, 2015 07:00 PM (vmMMi)

359 345
Dan Pfeiffer danpfeiffer*

I feel like all the conservatives who claim Obama wasn't vetted and are now complaining about Rubio being vetted probably miss the irony

*Former Senior Adviser to President Obama, current CNN contributor. Whore.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 06:55 PM (kdS6q)

--Also, it's *ironic* that he's supposed to be part of the Smart Set and does not understand "irony". "Double standard" is the more accurate term.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 07:00 PM (XlBEl)

360 My (modest-ish) home has:

A 3 car garage w/ enough room for a workshop in it.
A drive way.
An in-ground pool.

I'm not exactly rolling in the dough.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 07:00 PM (kff5f)

361 Barack and Michelle are so poor they don't even own a car.

Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 07:00 PM (u1Fyd)

362 Rubio's parents never use the "early bird" special!
Questions raised about new Cadillac.

Posted by: the new york times at June 09, 2015 07:00 PM (kivUY)

363 I might be drinking whiskey.

Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 09, 2015 07:01 PM (vmMMi)

364 I feel like all the conservatives who claim Obama wasn't vetted and are now complaining about Rubio being vetted probably miss the irony

Boy; That's some big time vetting, alright. Rubio owns a motorboat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 07:01 PM (9HoBs)

365 I might be drinking whiskey.

Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 09, 2015 07:01 PM (vmMMi)


I wish I were.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Teetotaler at June 09, 2015 07:02 PM (kff5f)

366
Think of all of the fish that Rubio has killed. Will no one think of the fish?
Posted by: freaked




"Oh, the huge manatee!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 07:02 PM (kdS6q)

367 NYT: Scientific study links male pattern baldness of Rubio to a miasma of evil thoughts seeping through the scalp.

*bookmarks study for Walker*

Posted by: derit at June 09, 2015 07:02 PM (jT+gh)

368 Marco Rubio: buying two-ply toilet paper and using more than one square at a time. Apparently hates mother gaia and wants her dead. For shame!

*adds that to Hillary campaign song lyrics*

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at June 09, 2015 07:02 PM (hvf9s)

369 BREAKING: Rubio ordered NFL Sunday Ticket but only watched a few games a week.

Posted by: New Yerp Times at June 09, 2015 07:03 PM (tgnRB)

370 Ledasha I'm at the beach. Have at shot on me.

Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 07:03 PM (ytdLI)

371 I feel like all the conservatives who claim Obama wasn't vetted and are now complaining about Rubio being vetted probably miss the irony

I'm still trying to comprehend this singularity of stupid.

How is "Ooooh! He owns a boat!!!!" the same as "vetting?" What the actual f*ck?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 07:03 PM (kff5f)

372
Boy; That's some big time vetting, alright. Rubio owns a motorboat.








We talking about Mrs. Rubio's rack again?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2015 07:03 PM (ynQIy)

373 BREAKING : Marco Rubio and Wife only buy furniture from the Karl Farbman collection.

Posted by: Garrett at June 09, 2015 07:03 PM (dt+UH)

374 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 06:55 PM (kdS6q)

Yeah, thank god it came out early so that Rubio could come up with a talking point to neutralize it before it became a real problem for his campaign.

//

Posted by: mynewhandle at June 09, 2015 07:04 PM (AkOaV)

375 "Oh, the huge manatee!" Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 07:02 PM (kdS6q)

Golf clap.

Posted by: LizLem at June 09, 2015 07:04 PM (hvf9s)

376 I must be poor I only have a 2 car garage and lakeshore (well swampshore but no house will ever be built behind me).

Posted by: Robinson at June 09, 2015 07:04 PM (+1K+6)

377 We talking about Mrs. Rubio's rack again?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Yo damn right. And that's real cubic zirconia on her finger son.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at June 09, 2015 07:05 PM (tgnRB)

378 Is Dan Pfeiffer the same guy who touted American Pharoah winning the Triple Crown as one of Obama's accomplishments?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 07:05 PM (9HoBs)

379 I'll bet he burns gas in that boat. The bastard. He should put a windmill on it

Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 07:05 PM (ytdLI)

380
Eric Boehlert EricBoehlert*

Rubio's Edgewater boat isn't "luxury", except Edgewater itself markets its boats as...."luxury"; http://bit.ly/1MlNwJt

*Media Matters guy. Got Andrew Sullivan's goatee in the separation




"Burger King...."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 07:06 PM (kdS6q)

381 I'll bet he burns gas in that boat. The bastard. He should put a windmill on it

O.o

We totally need to come up with some SCIENCE!!! type stuff to say about that, and see how many prog-tards we can convince to start calling for windmill wind-driven turbine powered boats.

Because that would be f'in hilarious.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 07:07 PM (kff5f)

382 370 Ledasha I'm at the beach. Have at shot on me.
Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 07:03 PM (ytdLI)

You win. My trip to fl isn't for another month damnit.

Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 09, 2015 07:07 PM (vmMMi)

383 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 07:06 PM (kdS6q

Rubios boat is luxury in the same way my Honda is luxury.

Posted by: mynewhandle at June 09, 2015 07:07 PM (AkOaV)

384 363 I might be drinking whiskey
----------------------------
I know I am. Well, bourbon.
And I may take the pup for a walk so I can get back to catch that Densely movie "Flight" on FX at 8. previews looked pretty good.

And yes, I'm taking my bourbon with me. I love the 7-11 insulated coffee cups! (I'm a 1&er like that)

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 07:07 PM (ZNVto)

385 Rubio's Edgewater boat isn't "luxury", except Edgewater itself markets its boats as...."luxury"; http://bit.ly/1MlNwJt

Yeah. And Kia makes a "luxury" car.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 07:08 PM (kff5f)

386 Also I just realized I have a kayak so I am part of the boat, house, driveway owning aristocracy. Suck it, ny times!

Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 09, 2015 07:08 PM (vmMMi)

387 *Denzel
damn racist phone autocucumbered his name.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 07:09 PM (ZNVto)

388 Wirth that stupid comment I think Eric Boehlert should instead be called Eric Blowhard.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 07:09 PM (9HoBs)

389 380 Rubio's Edgewater boat isn't "luxury", except Edgewater itself markets its boats as...."luxury"; http://bit.ly/1MlNwJt

Yeah, just like Quilted Northern Ultra Plush toilet paper:

http://tinyurl.com/soluxury

Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2015 07:10 PM (qyomX)

390 "...why not just remind the world his wife was a Miami Dolphins cheerleader?"

That would hoist like three peckers in the entire NYT building. Now if you mentioned he was married to a Chippendales dancer....

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 09, 2015 07:10 PM (ndBrw)

391
"Rubio. Married at 27. Been married for 16 years."



Wait -- Rubio landed a hot cheerleader wife before he was somebody? That's actually pretty impressive.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 07:10 PM (kdS6q)

392 Why buy a Mercedes when you can have a Hyundai? That SOB should be riding around on a paddle board.

Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 07:11 PM (ytdLI)

393 Oh yeah, mine is actually bourbon too. No dogs to walk, I'm sitting on the porch and the cat is chilling on the steps rather than killing baby rabbits thank goodness...

Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 09, 2015 07:12 PM (vmMMi)

394 Wait -- Rubio landed a hot cheerleader wife before he was somebody? That's actually pretty impressive.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 07:10 PM (kdS6q)

Obviously she was impressed by the kilos Rubio smuggled over the Gulf in his "luxury speedboat" and via land in his "luxury SUV".

Posted by: NYT's version of Marco Rubio at June 09, 2015 07:12 PM (U0SEh)

395 @391 - something close to that was my comment the other day.

The male response to all this: He bagged the cheerleader. We know he's a winner.

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor (sometimes JEM) at June 09, 2015 07:13 PM (o+SC1)

396 Ledasha where are you going? I'm South of the Redneck Rivera, Panama City.

Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 07:14 PM (ytdLI)

397 394 Wait -- Rubio landed a hot cheerleader wife before he was somebody? That's actually pretty impressive.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June

Sure, give Cochran a big head.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 07:14 PM (3mTLw)

398 @391 - And he's held on to her for more than six months, which is probably the 2-sigma NFL/actor/media scumbag range for a marriage like that.

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor (sometimes JEM) at June 09, 2015 07:15 PM (o+SC1)

399

And yes, I'm taking my bourbon with me. I love the 7-11 insulated coffee cups! (I'm a 1&er like that)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015

Home Tucker

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 07:16 PM (3mTLw)

400 i hope he doesn't have a dingy......because the press will lose their shit over that

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 07:16 PM (0O7c5)

401 Le dash ,
Ha! I forgot that was you! He got a possum recently, too, right? and a mouse.
Two weeks ago, my min-pin caught a possum & brought it to me on my birthday. When I tried to take it away, I walked off & I heard the crunch of either the skull or spine.

Little dude walked around with his chest puffed out for days.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 07:17 PM (ZNVto)

402 396 Ledasha where are you going? I'm South of the Redneck Rivera, Panama City.
Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 07:14 PM (ytdLI)

Destin.

Oh a nood, btw

Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 09, 2015 07:17 PM (vmMMi)

403 Breaking News: NOOD on HQ home page

Posted by: the new york times at June 09, 2015 07:17 PM (kivUY)

404 Destin is nice. I hope you enjoy it.

Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 07:18 PM (ytdLI)

405 The possum wasn't me thank god chi. Those things are the devil.

Last thing she ( because cats are progressive yo) caught before the rabbit was a snake.

Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 09, 2015 07:19 PM (vmMMi)

406 404 Destin is nice. I hope you enjoy it.
Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 07:18 PM (ytdLI)

You too (enjoy Panama City that is). My cousin lives there.

Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 09, 2015 07:20 PM (vmMMi)

407 Well I'm at Mexico Beach and P City will be a side trip. I like it here except for the noisy neighbors.

Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 07:27 PM (ytdLI)

408 Marco Rubio's 2,700 s.f. house. Or, as the Clinton's refer to it, "the Foyer"...

Posted by: Harry Seldon, Psychohistorian at June 09, 2015 07:28 PM (k6+Yo)

409 Anyone linked this yet?

Here's a little luxury fishin' boat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5ejwRj9t1Q

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at June 09, 2015 07:42 PM (rhjQp)

410 First photos of Kerry in hospital released. Still in stable condition.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 07:43 PM (kivUY)

411 iswydt, andycanuck. lol.

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at June 09, 2015 07:45 PM (rhjQp)

412
Looks like "Caitlyn" broke the dam - lots on manginas coming out in public for the El Supremo Padron Rubio "revelations".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 09, 2015 07:45 PM (VLTL9)

413 This entire "Rubio is too wealthy" is so tardisil.

If you fly over Florida, many, many homes have ingrown pools. Small homes, medium homes and giant homes. And 2700 sq feet is a nice size home, but it ain't no Gore mansion, or Clinton mansion, or Kennedy compound Hi-anus-port

Rubio must really be freakin' them out. Ha.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 09, 2015 07:50 PM (FCPu0)

414 >>>Wait -- Rubio landed a hot cheerleader wife before he was somebody? That's actually pretty impressive.

Brent Cochran to the white courtesy phone. Cochran, to the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: DC in River City at June 09, 2015 07:55 PM (QJXY9)

415 Thats his boat?

It only matters if he named it "Jennie".

Posted by: voodooeconimics at June 09, 2015 07:59 PM (/hr61)

416 poppin' in for a hit-n-run so this may have already been suggested but...


I think he should work that boat indirectly into some campaign advertising, with his whole family crammed onto it. It'll look even smaller. Maybe noting his gratitude that he lives in a country where ha has achieved such an extravagance (/sarc).

Posted by: TJ Camper at June 09, 2015 08:01 PM (vyxVD)

417 410
First photos of Kerry in hospital released. Still in stable condition.
-----------------

Really? Damn, that's too bad....

What?!!

Posted by: exdem13 at June 09, 2015 08:17 PM (ry4ab)

418 Anyone linked this yet?

Here's a little luxury fishin' boat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5ejwRj9t1Q>>>

Way cheaper accessory than a wife or kids.

Posted by: Robinson at June 09, 2015 08:18 PM (+1K+6)

419 This is old, I'm sure, but the NYT talked about Rubio's 24-foot speedboat like it was a Prncess Cruise Liner. That's barely twice as long as my 2006 Buick. Heck, the restored SS Minnow is 37 feet long.

http://youtu.be/VeZhUTf3WfI

Of course this come from reporters who use micro-calipers to measure their male parts.

That is all.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at June 09, 2015 09:40 PM (0RdKg)

420 I can look down my block and see half a dozen cars that are more expensive than Rubio's boat, two houses that I know own motorhomes worth more than his boat, at least one neighbor wtih a boat bigger than his, and I live in the relative cheap-seats of the SF bay area.

I don't want to go Mr. Moo-Moo on everyone, but a 24-foot boat in my middle-class Texas neighborhood is nothing more than a comfortably-sized bass boat.

And, yeah, my wife's car cost more than Rubio's speedboat, and we paid cash for it, like I have for every car that I've ever bought. I'm a cheapskate and have a crappy old car.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at June 09, 2015 09:51 PM (0RdKg)

421
Wait -- Rubio landed a hot cheerleader wife before he was somebody? That's actually pretty impressive.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 07:10 PM (kdS6q)
---

Like many people say he's a smooth operator.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 10, 2015 03:40 AM (MbrzC)

422 cooth, cooth. cooth, cooth,
cooth, cooth. cooth, cooth,
cooth, cooth. cooth, cooth,
cooth, cooth. cooth, cooth,

Please, Go to hell.

Posted by: El Dorado at June 10, 2015 05:49 AM (HNB4q)

423 cooth, cooth. cooth, cooth,
cooth, cooth. cooth, cooth,
cooth, cooth. cooth, cooth,
cooth, cooth. cooth, cooth,

Please, Go to hell.

Posted by: El Dorado at June 10, 2015 05:49 AM (HNB4q)

424 cooth, cooth. cooth, cooth,
cooth, cooth. cooth, cooth,
cooth, cooth. cooth, cooth,
cooth, cooth. cooth, cooth,

Please, Go to hell.

Posted by: El Dorado at June 10, 2015 05:49 AM (HNB4q)

425 cooth, cooth. cooth, cooth,
cooth, cooth. cooth, cooth,
cooth, cooth. cooth, cooth,
cooth, cooth. cooth, cooth,

Please, Go to hell.

Posted by: El Dorado at June 10, 2015 05:49 AM (HNB4q)

426

to Maetenloch

I am Ira Wetheral
My Disturbance of some ONTs is directly in response to Cooth's INSISTENCE that I
am responsible for his IT misfortune,

luap nor AKA Tim in Illinois was also called out and harassed, but seemingly didn't get the ban hammer because he did the 'turn the other cheek maneuver' which is cool.

I scream back at cooth, unperson, and a growing band of yahoos who seem to be swayed by his...
Magnificence. Buzzion fell into this as well as bebe.

The main point I want to make here, there is not and never will be any "evidence" pointing toward
implicating me. One night he got a bug up his ass, and never quit.

He is the sphincter in this case.

My belief, is while his fiancee was out of town, He stumbled into some bad shit on a porn site.

Maybe not, but he sure didn't get it from me.

Now my pal Mr Hat has been given over to the dark side.

Do I really have to wait for an apology from cooth?

When will his expensive "investigator" finger the culprit, if ever?

Late at night, all I have ever done was some silly back and forth you-tube music videos with hat and piercello. No fun anymore.

I don't see a resolution to this in the near future

But if you can, I'm amenable.

Seriously,
Ira

Posted by: El Dorado at June 10, 2015 05:50 AM (HNB4q)

427

to Maetenloch

I am Ira Wetheral
My Disturbance of some ONTs is directly in response to Cooth's INSISTENCE that I
am responsible for his IT misfortune,

luap nor AKA Tim in Illinois was also called out and harassed, but seemingly didn't get the ban hammer because he did the 'turn the other cheek maneuver' which is cool.

I scream back at cooth, unperson, and a growing band of yahoos who seem to be swayed by his...
Magnificence. Buzzion fell into this as well as bebe.

The main point I want to make here, there is not and never will be any "evidence" pointing toward
implicating me. One night he got a bug up his ass, and never quit.

He is the sphincter in this case.

My belief, is while his fiancee was out of town, He stumbled into some bad shit on a porn site.

Maybe not, but he sure didn't get it from me.

Now my pal Mr Hat has been given over to the dark side.

Do I really have to wait for an apology from cooth?

When will his expensive "investigator" finger the culprit, if ever?

Late at night, all I have ever done was some silly back and forth you-tube music videos with hat and piercello. No fun anymore.

I don't see a resolution to this in the near future

But if you can, I'm amenable.

Seriously,
Ira

Posted by: El Dorado at June 10, 2015 05:50 AM (HNB4q)

428

to Maetenloch

I am Ira Wetheral
My Disturbance of some ONTs is directly in response to Cooth's INSISTENCE that I
am responsible for his IT misfortune,

luap nor AKA Tim in Illinois was also called out and harassed, but seemingly didn't get the ban hammer because he did the 'turn the other cheek maneuver' which is cool.

I scream back at cooth, unperson, and a growing band of yahoos who seem to be swayed by his...
Magnificence. Buzzion fell into this as well as bebe.

The main point I want to make here, there is not and never will be any "evidence" pointing toward
implicating me. One night he got a bug up his ass, and never quit.

He is the sphincter in this case.

My belief, is while his fiancee was out of town, He stumbled into some bad shit on a porn site.

Maybe not, but he sure didn't get it from me.

Now my pal Mr Hat has been given over to the dark side.

Do I really have to wait for an apology from cooth?

When will his expensive "investigator" finger the culprit, if ever?

Late at night, all I have ever done was some silly back and forth you-tube music videos with hat and piercello. No fun anymore.

I don't see a resolution to this in the near future

But if you can, I'm amenable.

Seriously,
Ira

Posted by: El Dorado at June 10, 2015 05:50 AM (HNB4q)

429 Just like the rubber bullets (foam earplugs) query at Ferguson, I expected to see a Twitter pic of a dinghy with some reporter asking the internets: "I believe this is a luxury speedboat. Can anyone confirm?"

Posted by: red speck at June 10, 2015 09:33 AM (9/Ug/)

430 My guess is that Carlos Slim is playing a layered game here. These B.S. stories accomplish two things, and one is galvanizing the Republican base around Rubio through silly and transparent attacks by the paper the right most loves to hate (of course, it makes lefties happy, and they're not going to question motives. Ever.). My guess is that if there is going to be a Republican president, as unlikely as that may be, the power-players on immigration would rather it be Rubio. That's not a good thing.

Posted by: Links at June 10, 2015 11:14 AM (cdUfw)

431 Rubio's home could fit in Thomas Freidman's garage

Posted by: mel at June 11, 2015 05:43 AM (0GiRc)

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