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- Financial Expert Quoted In NYT's Rubio Hit Job Is An Obama Donor
- Global Warming, The Theory That Predicts Nothing And Explains Everything
- Supreme Court Refuses To Hear Major Gun Case
- Dem Congressman Compares Rubio To Ricky Ricardo
- People Who Refuse To Pay Student Loans Are The Worst
- How The State Exchanges Are Faring Under Obamacare
- Another Stupid Headline
- HSBC To Cut 50,000 Jobs
- Building The New Dark-Age Mind
- This Is Disgusting
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: MH at June 09, 2015 08:56 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: MH at June 09, 2015 08:56 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 09, 2015 08:56 AM (1HNqn)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 08:56 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 08:56 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: HH at June 09, 2015 08:57 AM (Qia1Z)
Georgia on my Mind the best song they ever did,
Posted by: Ron Leg WABX at June 09, 2015 08:58 AM (/WmRg)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 08:59 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 08:59 AM (rks47)
Ahhh, dump.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2015 08:59 AM (vXKGT)
Morning 'rons...
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at June 09, 2015 08:59 AM (WDySP)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 08:56 AM (F2IAQ)
6 So what's with The Band?
Posted by: HH at June 09, 2015 08:57 AM (Qia1Z)
Ahhh.
Serendipity.
*becomes all cosmically enlightened and stuff*
Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 08:59 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 08:59 AM (rks47)
If I had wanted Serendipity I would have shot it up.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:00 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 09:00 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:01 AM (0O7c5)
The most accurate headline you'll read today:
The Hill: Republicans fear they will win ObamaCare court battle
Sen. Ron Johnson (R) has proposed legislation to extend subsidies until August 2017 and repeal the Affordable Care Acts requirements to buy and provide insurance. Thirty-one Republican senators have co-sponsored the measure, including McConnell.
"My bill is a transition piece of legislation that will allow the American people a voice in what our health care system will look like beyond the 2016 election," Johnson said in a statement. "It acknowledges political realities by preventing turmoil and disruptions should the Supreme Court rule subsidies cannot be paid through federal exchanges."
http://tinyurl.com/qecw3fo
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 09:01 AM (kdS6q)
We have been cooling down since 1998.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 09:02 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 08:59 AM (KUa85)
How do you get comically enlightened? Humanities degree at an Ivy?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2015 09:02 AM (vXKGT)
I once read a great, pithy description of the Dark Ages: It was a time when mankind forgot everything they already knew.
I've been thinking about this a lot lately, in an age where cooling means warming, men can become women by saying so, free expression means the relentless suppression of free thinking, etc. etc. ad nauseam.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 09, 2015 09:03 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 09, 2015 09:03 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 09:03 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Daybrother at June 09, 2015 09:03 AM (liASI)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (659DL)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: NCKate at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (pBnwl)
Humanities degree at an Ivy?
Court mandated community service as a bar back at a comedy club, or clerking for a judge.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (akBPY)
CoughCough *The Weight* CoughCough
I remember my old boss when I was 22 or so telling me a song was by 'The Band'.
What Band.
The Band.
Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (lIU4e)
Heinlein called it: "Bad Luck"
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 09, 2015 09:05 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 09, 2015 09:05 AM (sattt)
The gun case thing could be kind of a big deal, I would think. The infringers could be feeling empowered.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (BZAd3)
yep
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:05 AM (0O7c5)
And just to go all crossbows early: no, Cripple Creek is the best.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (JtwS4)
"Rag, Mama, Rag" is our theme song.
Posted by: All SJW Fymynysts Everywhere at June 09, 2015 09:05 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 09:06 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 09:06 AM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 09:06 AM (NeFrd)
and just to go all crossbows early: no, Cripple Creek is the best.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (JtwS4)
"Rag, Mama, Rag" is our theme song.
"I Shall Be Released" is my pick.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 09, 2015 09:06 AM (7ObY1)
Yes. It is. I remain in a state of revulsion that killing your baby in utero is heralded in this country as some kind of great moral good, an advancement of women's independence and freedom. You're nothing but a bunch of butchers, whose self-proclaimed progressive and enlightened views are nothing more than the Moloch worship of old.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:07 AM (2Ojst)
The most accurate headline you'll read today:
The Hill: Republicans fear they will win ObamaCare court battle
Sen. Ron Johnson (R) has proposed legislation to extend subsidies until August 2017
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Yeah, what a deal he is one of my Senators. What's the difference between this and what his carpet munching juniorette Senator from WI would have done?
They wonder why we are fed up with them. The sad thing is he was never in politics until elected 2010. Screw the GOP, each and everyone of them
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:07 AM (F2IAQ)
Humanities degree at an Ivy?
You study Marx*, of course.
*Groucho
Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 09:07 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: Ron Leg WABX at June 09, 2015 08:58 AM
Acadian Driftwood surpasses all.
Posted by: huerfano at June 09, 2015 09:07 AM (bynk/)
His Obamacare fiasco has INCREASED health care costs and made matters WORSE for everyone.
How dare he make a "moral" case for his socialist nightmare.
Posted by: Feh at June 09, 2015 09:07 AM (twExs)
Posted by: Draki at June 09, 2015 09:07 AM (0eidE)
If people would allow females to have safe, legal, medical abortions FREE any time they want one, this woman could have had earlier prevention. With access to early treatment, women wouldn't be desperate enough to do this sort of thing
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:07 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:07 AM (0O7c5)
With the entire mountain range moving.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 09:08 AM (659DL)
Posted by: HH at June 09, 2015 09:08 AM (Qia1Z)
People have trouble understanding what "land ends" means?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:08 AM (akBPY)
Posted by: Annas at June 09, 2015 09:09 AM (P+I7L)
I Shall Be Released is a Dylan cover, though.
And I ask unanimous consent to revise and extend by remarks, because of course "The Weight".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:09 AM (JtwS4)
My little fuzzy yellow kitty guy just brought a good-sized mouse in the house. As usual, I yell and chase, trying to get him to take it back outside, but, no, he drops the mouse and then goes outside, without it. As usual. At least this time it was dead and I didn't have to chase it; those scenes are always "hilarious."
I try to explain, no mouse INside. Keep your mouses OUTside. (Inside and outside are words we have tried to teach all the pets.) He's dining on it OUTside now. Kittehs - they're so cuuuute... most of the time... little killer carnivores.
Can't really complain when they earn their keep by keeping the vermin down, but... bleagh!
Posted by: mindful webworker - here kitty here kitty.. oh, wait... at June 09, 2015 09:09 AM (MDTpF)
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Yeah. Funny how God given rights can somehow be withdrawn by a politically appointed lawyer in a free Country.
I crack me up.
Posted by: Daybrother SMOD 2016 real change at June 09, 2015 09:09 AM (liASI)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 09:09 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 09:10 AM (WkAbe)
i.e. Transitional in the sense of, "The subsidies will be in place until the country collapses under the weight of debt or SMOD arrives, whichever comes first."
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:10 AM (O7MnT)
If people would allow females to have safe, legal, medical abortions FREE any time they want one, this woman could have had earlier prevention. With access to early treatment, women wouldn't be desperate enough to do this sort of thing
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:07 AM (fWAjv)
Oh bull-fucking-shit.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:10 AM (2Ojst)
If you never heard the Bands Version of Georgia on my mind you have not heard the greatest rendition ever including Ray Charles , more soul than you could ever expect
Posted by: Ron Leg WABX at June 09, 2015 09:10 AM (/WmRg)
Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (lIU4e)
Who?
I thought they performed 'Pinball Wizard?'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:10 AM (fWAjv)
Which is absolutely not what happened in AD 475, I have to point out.
I've been thinking about this a lot lately, in an age where cooling means warming, men can become women by saying so, free expression means the relentless suppression of free thinking, etc. etc. ad nauseam.
Which didn't happen in the fifth century.
Posted by: Grey Fox at June 09, 2015 09:10 AM (a42f0)
They're afraid that all gun laws that 'infringe' on the right to bare arms would overturn all gun laws. They're tired of arguing the same issue over and over. They don't want to have everything (Gary Oldman scream) come to the Supreme Court to be decided.
Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 09:10 AM (HYf+U)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:11 AM (0O7c5)
http://tinyurl.com/pndak4v
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 09:10 AM (WkAbe)
STFU Gwynnie and go steam your hoo-ha.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:11 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 09:11 AM (rHXGG)
http://tinyurl.com/pndak4v
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 09:10 AM (WkAbe)
Iron Man needs to stop sticking his dick in crazy
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:12 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Fritz at June 09, 2015 09:13 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 09:13 AM (BZAd3)
Bear arms. And the overwhelming majority of the country's gun laws violate the 2nd Amendment.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:14 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 09:14 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (lIU4e)
Who?
I thought they performed 'Pinball Wizard?'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:10 AM (fWAjv)
Guess Who?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:14 AM (F2IAQ)
http://tinyurl.com/pndak4v
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 09:10 AM (WkAbe)
OK. How 'bout Caitlyn?
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 09:15 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 09, 2015 09:15 AM (IuPHI)
http://tinyurl.com/pu3dh6w
Sure seems that way.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 09:13 AM (BZAd3)
Whoever believes pali photoshop propaganda are damn fools.
Sadly, there are an abundance of damn fools at this time.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:15 AM (fWAjv)
I don't even have the energy to be outraged anymore.
Though, if it really removes the Individual Mandate and Guaranteed Issue, that *might* make up for keeping the subsidies.
Those two provisions need the AllenG solution.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 09:15 AM (rks47)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 09:14 AM (659DL)
Likened to lichen?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:15 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 09:15 AM (kivUY)
What's with the Keanu Reeves reference in the other thread?
Reeves is making a good comeback in action films. More power to him. And he was great acting with the puppy.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 09, 2015 09:16 AM (iQIUe)
FREE any time they want one, this woman could have had earlier
prevention. With access to early treatment, women wouldn't be desperate
enough to do this sort of thing
Please tell me how she didn't have access to Planned Parenthood prior to her 2nd trimester.
If by access you mean "money to pay for it" then we need to redefine our concept of personal responsibility. If I buy a car, it breaks down, and I can't afford to fix it - does this mean I don't have access to a mechanic and it is the state's responsibility to pay for it? What about the dad?
The whole "choice" argument has always annoyed me because there are so many choices one makes *before* getting pregnant, such as:
- Whether or not to have sex
-With whom to have sex (will he support you if he impregnates you?)
-When to have sex (time of month)
- Which birth control method(s) to use to prevent pregnancy.
Not getting why other are responsible for the pregnancy (terminating it) when the mother and gather have all these choices in the matter.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:16 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:16 AM (akBPY)
comparison
noun: comparison; plural noun: comparisons
the act or instance of comparing.
"they drew a comparison between Gandhi's teaching and that of other teachers"
synonyms: juxtaposition, collation, differentiation
"a comparison of the results"
Posted by: Citizen X at June 09, 2015 09:16 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:17 AM (0O7c5)
I guess he thought it was a new pet.
Posted by: Daybrother SMOD 2016 = time for real change at June 09, 2015 09:17 AM (liASI)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 09:17 AM (659DL)
Preston Brooks, thou shouldst be alive at this hour.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 09:17 AM (zF6Iw)
His Obamacare fiasco has INCREASED health care costs and made matters WORSE for everyone.
How dare he make a "moral" case for his socialist nightmare.
Posted by: Feh at June 09, 2015 09:07 AM (twExs)
Hmm. If only there were a group of like-minded individuals
who could make the moral/ethical/financial argument against Obamacare
who could oppose the President and Obamacare in the political arena
a...a....oh, I don't know
an opposition party.
But, I suppose that's all just a beautiful dream.
*sigh*
Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 09:17 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:17 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:17 AM (0O7c5)
In my darker moments, I hope that every infant aborted late-term is the reincarnation of someone who had an abortion and is fully aware of what is happening to them.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:18 AM (O7MnT)
Bear is an animal.
I have moments of sub optimal lucidity.
Thanks for the memory jog M. Insomniac
Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 09:18 AM (HYf+U)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:09 AM (JtwS4)
Love that song.
Although I have to admit, I dig the Aretha version even more. With Duane Allman on guitar! Fanfcuking tastic.
Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:18 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Lea
----------------------------
Aretha Franklin does a great version of that with Duane Allman on slide guitar.
Look for it. Seriously.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 09:18 AM (vztUc)
Just as long as he doesn't ever try the English accent from Dracula again.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 09:18 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:18 AM (ztOda)
Thanks for the memory jog M. Insomniac
Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 09:18 AM (HYf+U)
Heh. It's still early yet. Need moar coffee myself...
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:19 AM (2Ojst)
I had a job candidate who was unable to provide a transcript because he
was behind on his student loans and the uni wouldn't cough one up.
Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:18 AM (ztOda)
good...
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:19 AM (0O7c5)
M _ R O N
I don't know. I'm stumped.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 09:15 AM (kivUY)
Naggers. It's always the damn naggers.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:20 AM (fWAjv)
*snort* She could have taken illegally-obtained pills from Canada three months earlier. Or, get this, taken her (free! Hail SCOAMF!) BCP consistently and correctly.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 09:20 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:21 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:21 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 09:20 AM (rHXGG)
Or used any one of a number of OTC barrier-method and/or spermicidal contraceptives. Or just not spread her legs.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:21 AM (2Ojst)
A grandson and namesake of the man who piloted the B-29 that dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, Japan, during World War II is taking over leadership of the United States' fleet of nuclear-capable B-2 stealth bombers.
Brig. Gen. Paul W. Tibbets IV took command of the 509th Bomb Wing during a ceremony Friday at Whiteman Air Force Base in Missouri. Tibbets' grandfather, Paul W. Tibbets Jr., was assigned to a predecessor of the 509th Bomb Wing when he piloted the Enola Gay in the world's first atomic bomb mission on Aug. 6, 1945.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 09:21 AM (kdS6q)
M _ R O N
I don't know. I'm stumped.
Posted by: andycanuck
Naggers. It's always the damn naggers.
5 letter? X WIFE
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:21 AM (akBPY)
I love how Lea and Chi went all hive mind about Aretha Franklin.
I'm not sure if this place is beautiful or scary.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:22 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:15 AM (fWAjv)
And it's not only that. It's everything; from fake rape, to fake racism, fake xenophobia, fake stories about politicians and traffic tickets...
Loads of bullshit, dearth of truth.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 09:22 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 09, 2015 09:22 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:21 AM (0O7c5)
TFG didn't fix that???
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:23 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: HR
Or used any one of a number of OTC barrier-method and/or spermicidal contraceptives. Or just not spread her legs.
Anal.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:23 AM (akBPY)
Why do you hate women? /rhetorical
(I'm flashing back to that thread where ace kept insisting it's not reasonable to expect a healthy adult to keep it in their pants.)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 09:23 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:23 AM (ztOda)
So, she had a CHOICE to use or not use contracpetives.
She had a CHOICE of various contraceptives she could have used.
She had a CHOICE of whether to be sexually active.
She had a CHOICE of whether to be sexually active with the particular gentleman she chose.
But people who think that once she's created a baby, the baby has a right to live are denying her CHOICE.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:24 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:22 AM (JtwS4)
scareutiful
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:24 AM (F2IAQ)
BTW, the cop and his family are in hiding now because of death threats.
And Conservative Treehouse has updated their latest McKinney report with alot more information than even the version I was linking yesterday evening.
http://tinyurl.com/nc8lt8p
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 09:24 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 09:17 AM
That would certainly make me watch C-SPAN.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 09:24 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:21 AM (akBPY)
BACKSTABBER. Wait, that's...*counts on fingers* eleven letters.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:24 AM (2Ojst)
HA! Great minds.
>>My little fuzzy yellow kitty guy just brought a good-sized mouse in the house. As usual, I yell and chase, trying to get him to take it back outside, but, no, he drops the mouse and then goes outside, without it.
OMG! This is why I will never have a cat door.
My fuzzy little monster trotted over sunday with a teeny tiny baby thing that at first I thought was a mouse, but turned out to be a baby rabbit! Sad. It wasn't dead and was wriggling all around. I am cool with the cat killing mice, snakes and birds, but baby rabbits are a bit much!
Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:24 AM (lIU4e)
reasonable to expect a healthy adult to keep it in their pants.)
Glad I missed that thread.
I mean, being an adult - what does it mean?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:25 AM (k2QA3)
Time to go on the offensive.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:25 AM (akBPY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:25 AM (F2IAQ)
http://tinyurl.com/pllnuzk
Specifically, the new Consumer Financial Protection Bureau is ginning up a campaign to use 'disparate impact' analysis to charge racism in auto lending.
*story from 2013
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:25 AM (fWAjv)
5 letter? X WIFE
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:21 AM (akBPY)
BACKSTABBER. Wait, that's...*counts on fingers* eleven letters.
Damn. "Shallow unmarked grave" totally doesn't fit.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:25 AM (JtwS4)
Last nite I peeked out and it was extremely humid. This am I go out and was hit by a few raindrops. That is what we call rain in socal.
Anyway, they are filming up the street at the same location. I wonder why the neighbors dont get pissed off.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 09, 2015 09:26 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:21 AM (0O7c5)
TFG didn't fix that???
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:23 AM (fWAjv)
There is a persistent rumor about that in the auto finance industry. Enough so, that several firms have approached my company to design new ways of tracking cars until the payments are complete.
Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:26 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2015 09:26 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect
Piercing
I'd settle for Foster Brooks.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:27 AM (akBPY)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:23 AM (akBPY)
It's early. Butt, thread winner
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:25 AM
Seconded!
Posted by: Mattress Girl at June 09, 2015 09:27 AM (h4vJk)
Maybe look at Sceintology for clues?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:27 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:27 AM
You'll get Mel Brooks.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 09:28 AM (h4vJk)
SHE SHE SHE -- is that all you can say? SHE didnt knock herself up alone. SHE isnt the only one who chose not to use contraceptives.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 09, 2015 09:28 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:28 AM (k2QA3)
http://tinyurl.com/nc8lt8p
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 09:24 AM (kivUY)
A mixture of assholes, stupid teens and a spastic cop. As far as I'm concerned they all suck.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:28 AM (2Ojst)
M _ R O N
I don't know. I'm stumped.
Posted by: andycanuck
Naggers. It's always the damn naggers.
5 letter? X WIFE
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:21 AM (akBPY)
I always liked the AoSHQ crossword puzzle, but it just got old after a while. Seems like every puzzle contained the clue: Academy Award Winning Actor...
Of course, the answer is "Brian Dennehy," no matter how many letters it contained.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2015 09:28 AM (TOk1P)
Someone referenced the Emperor Diocletian as a sort of Obama descriptor-
that actually was a short-lived progtard meme at the beginning of the Obama Slump(TM):
https://naturalfake.wordpress.com/2009/11/27/waitin
g-for-pinochet/
The Diocletian stuff is near the end of the post - if you wish to bypass all that brilliant naturalfake insight.
And yep, it's from my crap blog and yep, it's old.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 09:28 AM (KUa85)
>>It's early. Butt, thread winner
Heh. That would the the "back hole" right?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:28 AM (k2QA3)
How dare you assign such importance to the binary location of an anterior or posterior opening!
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:29 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:29 AM (akBPY)
We are one with The Body.
It's bliss-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s.
Posted by: GOP Senators at June 09, 2015 09:29 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: bystander at June 09, 2015 09:30 AM (hKyl0)
Anal.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:23 AM (akBPY)
It's early. Butt, thread winner
The Lube. Always the Lube.8
*posted on behalf of She Who Ain't Here.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:30 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:26 AM (ztOda)
Talked with the dealer about something similar.
I guess he was talking about this...
http://tinyurl.com/myw4pas
The thermometer showed a 103.5-degree fever, and her 10-year-old's asthma was flaring up. Mary Bolender, who lives in Las Vegas, needed to get her daughter to an emergency room, but her 2005 Chrysler van would not start.
The cause was not a mechanical problem - it was her lender.
Ms. Bolender was three days behind on her monthly car payment.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:30 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:30 AM (O7MnT)
It's been awhile since I've seen a repo at work...we have a theory that the "we sell shitty cars to people with shitty credit" places make their money selling the same cars over and over again.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 09:30 AM (rHXGG)
I had a possum in the kitchen once. Woke up at 4am with a strange feeling, went into the kitchen and found my cat trying to play with it.
I guess he thought it was a new pet.
Posted by: Daybrother SMOD 2016 = time for real change at June 09, 2015 09:17 AM (liASI)
Had a possum get into my bedroom once (left the glass sliding door open while taking laundry out to the garage). Didn't realize it until I was in bed with the lights out, heard it rummaging around under my desk. Took close to an hour to get it to run out the door.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2015 09:31 AM (vXKGT)
alone. SHE isnt the only one who chose not to use contraceptives.
ITA, but feminists/abortion supporters have effectively eliminated the father/sperm-donor from the conversation. It's now an arrangement between the woman, her doctor, and the state (the "third man" paying for it).
Insane.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:31 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 09:31 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 09, 2015 09:32 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:24 AM
________
We choose a candidate when we vote. So, choice is fundamental to democracy. So, anyone who questions any choice by anybody else is anti-democratic. To oppose abortion (which we now call "choice") is the same as denying people the right to vote. Actually, it's exactly the same. In fact, my conclusion falls apart as the two are indistinguishable from each other.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 09:32 AM (8fgsi)
We return to our movie starring Preston Brooks, Foster Brooks, Mel Brooks, Brooks Robinson and Wang the Chinese Wonder Bull in "The Three Stooges Get Neutered by a John Deere Bush Hog..."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 09:31 AM (659DL)
Oh, I see how it is.
Posted by: Albert Brooks at June 09, 2015 09:32 AM (vXKGT)
That was hilarious. Was that the same one where he couldn't decide if Lauren was a prude or a... wanton woman?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 09:33 AM (kff5f)
SHE SHE SHE -- is that all you can say? SHE didnt knock herself up alone. SHE isnt the only one who chose not to use contraceptives.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 09, 2015 09:28 AM (iQIUe)
Isn't SHE SHE SHE supposed to be all strong and independent and empowered and shit?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:33 AM (2Ojst)
Yo.
Slight problem:
Diocletian was competent.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 09:33 AM (659DL)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:30 AM (fWAjv)
I suspect Ms Bolender didn't pick up the damn phone, say about 10 days earlier either.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:33 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Brooke Shields at June 09, 2015 09:33 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 09:34 AM (659DL)
Bonkers. He didn't even hurt anyone. WTF?
Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:34 AM (lIU4e)
Insane.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:31 AM (k2QA3)
========
How do you know it isnt the father pressuring the woman to get an abortion? This bullshit woman bashing gets old and plays into the hands of the left. I never see anyone telling guys to be the fk responsible.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 09, 2015 09:34 AM (iQIUe)
*shakes head*
I'll never learn. That story was just plain sick.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 09:34 AM (nqiq9)
Grab possum by base of tail. Pick up, carry outside. Set down gently. Go back inside. Everyone survives. Easy peasy.
Seriously.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:34 AM (akBPY)
alone. SHE isnt the only one who chose not to use contraceptives.
Random question, not aimed at anyone specific--if there was an oral contraceptive for men with the same "efficiency" as the ones for women, would you take it?
I would trust a guy who said he was on it about as much as a guy should trust a chick who says she's on it
but if you might want to have a kid someday, would you take it for your own peace of mind?Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 09:35 AM (rHXGG)
Dupe, idiot or conspirator. You make the call. Eliminate the mandate without eliminating must-issue and preexisting conditions and you just eliminated private health insurance, period, exclamation mark.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 09, 2015 09:35 AM (evdj2)
Bingo!
It would be like deciding to take a trip, selecting a destination city, buying a plane/train/bus ticket, packing appropriate apparel for that city, boarding the plane/train/bus and then saying "OMG, I'm not ready for this!!! Someone stop it, I want to get off!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:35 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: steevy at June 09, 2015 09:35 AM (sPO3u)
Posted by: Brook Brothers
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:36 AM (F2IAQ)
Seriously.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:34 AM (akBPY)
He's rickb223 of the Nine Fingers in all the songs now.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 09:36 AM (659DL)
It was a mechanical problem. She didn't reset the money switch.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 09, 2015 09:36 AM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: steevy at June 09, 2015 09:35 AM (sPO3u)
Also those cute little teddy bears.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2015 09:36 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:33 AM (2Ojst)
And isn't SHE SHE SHE the one who committed murder?
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 09:35 AM (rHXGG)
Question- is it cheaper and easier to use than a condom? No? Then no.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 09:37 AM (kff5f)
And I ask unanimous consent to revise and extend by remarks, because of course "The Weight".
The Weight, ftw. ISBR is Dylan and R.Manual, so mehbe not technically a cover.
Posted by: bystander at June 09, 2015 09:37 AM (hKyl0)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2015 09:37 AM (Zu3d9)
Or the woman's parents, husband (who is not the sperm donor)/girlfriend, pimp. I think there's a reason they don't ask if you're there voluntarily.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 09:37 AM (rHXGG)
Here's the thing, HR: If you actually take the time to get to know the person with whom you're nailing, even - here's a thought! - make sure you really like or love them, then the trust thing is probably already taken care of.
Crazy, I know, when nowadays sex = just an itch in search of a random scratch.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:38 AM (k2QA3)
I had a hilarious call from the then wife. "There's a large, dead...animal...in the trash can.
Got home and found it was an opossum. Also not dead, just playing possum. So of course I assume it's rabid and it will be my manly job to dispatch it. Shotgun too loud, so I opt for .22 with a varmint round.
Drag the garbage can out back to the woods. Tip it over. Brace for the charge of an angry rabid possum. And it just trotted away calmly into the woods.
I still have no idea how it got in the trash can.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:38 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: MTF at June 09, 2015 09:38 AM (DkJ4E)
Seriously.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:34 AM (akBPY)
Really. Quick kick at it so it rolls up, then grab by scruff of neck and throw outside.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 09:38 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 09:33 AM (kff5f)
Seriously? I totally missed that one.
Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:38 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 09:38 AM (ytdLI)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 09:38 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Brooks Rich and Tangy at June 09, 2015 09:39 AM (TOk1P)
LOL. Former wildlife rehabber. Possums are the easiest.
Everything else bites.
Except bobcats.
Bobcats slash. With surgical precision.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:39 AM (akBPY)
Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:24 AM (lIU4e)
Nurse the bunny to adulthood. Then kill it and eat it. Nothing like a little pan fried rabbit or, as I like to call it, Bugs Bunny On A Plate.
Posted by: RickZ at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (5lg9V)
With special guest stars Albert Brooks, Senator Edward Brooks, and Brooke Shields.
Stay tuned for Brooklyn Nine-Nine, coming up next.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (O7MnT)
pimp. I think there's a reason they don't ask if you're there
voluntarily.
Ugh, that's depressing - the thought that someone forced her to take the pills. Just like that poor 14 year old girl reported on last week...
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 09, 2015 09:34 AM (iQIUe)
When a law is passed that allows a man some choice in the matter of whether a woman aborts HIS baby, then I will be thrilled to be responsible.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (Zu3d9)
...okay, I'll admit, I've got nothing."
/BHO trying to channel Reagan.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (NeFrd)
I think surgical abortions are more barbaric and horrifying.
Posted by: @votermom at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (nqiq9)
The ultimate man cave: Father spends three years and $50,000 creating fantasy basement complete with sword rack, suits of armor and even a secret passage behind a bookcase
Tyler Kirkham, 32, from Utah, began the fantasy-themed basement in 2012, kitting it out with a $20,000 cinema system, $8,000-worth of stone and masonry, and even a crossbow worth $250. The 1,500sq ft room also has a $15,000 bathroom complete with its own waterfall.
http://tinyurl.com/p46ycc2
Because, unlike a tawdry longbow, a crossbow classes up a joint.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (kdS6q)
person with whom you're nailing, even - here's a thought! - make sure
you really like or love them, then the trust thing is probably already
taken care of.
Just because you love someone and you've taken a few years to get to know them, doesn't mean they're not gonna drop you for someone they've been fucking on the side.
Ask me how I know! After work, when I can drink.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 09:34 AM (nqiq9)
And yet at least 52% of your "fellow countrymen" will tie themselves in rhetorical and moral knots to defend a woman's "right" to sandblast her uterus and jam scissors into the wriggling remnants of whatever survives.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (zF6Iw)
Piker
Posted by: I am Twitchy, Crasher of Browsers at June 09, 2015 09:41 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:41 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2015 09:41 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2015 09:37 AM (Zu3d9)
Watch it, pal.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:42 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 09:38 AM (ytdLI)
Minx 0.7 alpha Special Edition
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:42 AM (fWAjv)
That's kind of a bargain basement crossbow. A good one will set you back a G.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:42 AM (O7MnT)
With special guest stars Albert Brooks, Senator Edward Brooks, and Brooke Shields.
And theme song sung by Brook Benton!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 09:42 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (rHXGG)
What kind of an asshole boss do you have? You can't drink at work?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2015 09:42 AM (Zu3d9)
Piker
Posted by: I am Twitchy, Crasher of Browsers at June 09, 2015 09:41 AM (O7MnT)
Poseurs.
Posted by: Daily Caller at June 09, 2015 09:42 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:43 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:38 AM (lIU4e)
I think Lauren (who likes the sex as much as any of the 'ettes) really confuses the Head Ewok, because she's also very traditionally moral. He doesn't seem able to grasp the concept that devout Christians can be just as bawdy as everyone else- except for the part where we only sleep with one person- our spouse.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 09:43 AM (kff5f)
Yes, that screams 'man cave'.
Also I want it.
Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:43 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:44 AM (JtwS4)
Ask me how I know! After work, when I can drink.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (rHXGG)
Common tale. I can't prove it, but circumstantial evidence and a strong gut feeling tell me I've been on the receiving end of that myself.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:44 AM (2Ojst)
Got home and found it was an opossum. Also not dead, just playing possum. So of course I assume it's rabid and it will be my manly job to dispatch it. Shotgun too loud, so I opt for .22 with a varmint round.
Drag the garbage can out back to the woods. Tip it over. Brace for the charge of an angry rabid possum. And it just trotted away calmly into the woods.
I still have no idea how it got in the trash can.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:38 AM (JtwS4)
Actually, possums apparently don't get rabies.
Not sure how that works but they just don't seem to.
However, they have mega-filthy mouths and a bite is liable to go mega-septic.
I learned this from our vet when our pooch decided to protect us from the large-frigging possum in our backyard.
That had to be the highpoint of her life - her tail was wagging at 4200wps during the whole thing
and though the possum ultimately got away, she pranced around like the Queen of May for a good 2 hrs.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 09:44 AM (KUa85)
Possums not rabid. Body temp too low to incubate virus.
Possum body temperature is 91 to 92 degrees.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:44 AM (akBPY)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:45 AM (0O7c5)
aborted late-term is the reincarnation of someone who had an abortion
and is fully aware of what is happening to them.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:18 AM (O7MnT)
I have always thought hell could being a chicken and being aware of whats coming in you life. Endless death and being served over and over at KFC
Posted by: Colin at June 09, 2015 09:45 AM (fF6St)
Ask me how I know! After work, when I can drink.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (rHXGG
Roh Ro
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:45 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:24 AM (lIU4e)
Had a golden retriever who was awesome at catching rabbits, especially baby ones. He never killed the little ones but brought them up to the house. Several times I took a totally slobbery petrified little bunny out to the fencerow and let it go. I doubt they ever made it long because they were so scared and disoriented, but they were too cute to not try.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 09:45 AM (nqiq9)
know them, doesn't mean they're not gonna drop you for someone they've
been fucking on the side.
Dang, I hear you! Been there, too (can you say cancelled wedding?).
Didn't mean you in particular, meant all of those mindless quims who think it's uncle sugar's responsibility to provide everything from free condoms and b.c. to abortions because they're just feral animals who f$ck on a whim/can't be bothered to think through the consequences of what they're doing.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:45 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:44 AM (JtwS4)
You're oppressing us with your binary locational prejudice.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:45 AM (2Ojst)
May 10 is the day the feds captured Jeff Davis.
Posted by: MikeD at June 09, 2015 09:45 AM (uKJIC)
Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:46 AM (ztOda)
Ah. Got it.
Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:46 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 09:46 AM (ytdLI)
and though the possum ultimately got away, she pranced around like the Queen of May for a good 2 hrs.
I hope you gave her all the pats and a treat. She earned it.
Also two people immediately know that possums can't be rabid because of body temperature.
I am back to being afraid of the Horde.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:47 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:45 AM (0O7c5)
It depends on how much you've had to drink
Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:47 AM (ztOda)
http://tinyurl.com/n9f4msp
CIA chief in Israel to discuss Iran deal.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 09:47 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Annas at June 09, 2015 09:47 AM (P+I7L)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:45 AM (k2QA3)
See, now, suggesting that women exercise moral agency and take responsibility for their actions is just plain sexist.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:47 AM (2Ojst)
________
A toilet that close to a body of water is illegal. He's going to have to move the toilet. (Fines are forthcoming.)
Posted by: The Government at June 09, 2015 09:47 AM (8fgsi)
Also I want it.
This is my dream man cave:
http://tinyurl.com/qgwf54s
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:48 AM (O7MnT)
That would be rumored Muslim convert head of CIA, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:48 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at June 09, 2015 09:48 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 09:48 AM (kivUY)
I'm sorry, but if a man who wants to fcuk you is too cheap to buy a condom or will drop you without one?? That's probably not a guy you want to keep around.
Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:48 AM (lIU4e)
Grilled with a mustard sauce!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2015 09:41 AM
Braised with leeks and a Dijon cream sauce.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 09:49 AM (h4vJk)
actually, its just a floor scrubber with a couple of rocks on it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:49 AM (F2IAQ)
I am back to being afraid of the Horde.
Not afraid. In awe.
Ask a question. Someone will know the answer.
'Tis a thing of beauty.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:49 AM (akBPY)
My favorite girls names:
Stacy
Sabrina
Elena
Jennifer
Catherine
Cecilia
Jane
Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 09:50 AM (CJRaf)
The prostaglandin misoprostol is useful for managing stomach ulcers or GI tract bleeding from NSAIDS.
Posted by: SarahW at June 09, 2015 09:50 AM (lv2k0)
I know - need to get off my high horse now. Getting old and cranky....
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:50 AM (k2QA3)
________
May 10 is also the date Rudolf Hess was captured.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 09:50 AM (8fgsi)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:50 AM (k2QA3)
Heh. I was born old and cranky.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:50 AM (2Ojst)
http://tinyurl.com/nbyazyu
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (O7MnT)
You'll get Mel Brooks.
But you really want Brooke Burns
http://tinyurl.com/q7627th
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (CJRaf)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 09:49 AM (h4vJk)
Louisiana Back-bay Bayou Bunny Bordelaise, a la Antoine.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (nqiq9)
Another reason I've always liked that song. That's my birthday.
Posted by: HH at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (Qia1Z)
Posted by: Algore at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (O7MnT)
You don't get up early enough. All those years in the Federal bubble have made you a lazybones. The good roadkill goes to the early risers.
Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:52 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (O7MnT)
****
Quicker harvesting in OH?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 09:52 AM (NeFrd)
I have noticed since moving that there is a LOT less roadkill in Ohio than in MD/NoVa. Any theories on this?>>>
Non union road kill collectors?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 09, 2015 09:53 AM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:53 AM (akBPY)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (O7MnT)
Improved driving skills? Although Columbus would belay that assumption...
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 09:53 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:53 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM
I'll try it just for the glorious alliteration.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 09:54 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 09:54 AM (nqiq9)
------------------
Well when you are African-American you can name your child anything you like including every day products like Saran as in Saran Wrap.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:54 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: HH at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (Qia1Z)
________
John Wilkes Booth, Bono and FireHorse were also born on May 10.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 09:54 AM (8fgsi)
Posted by: Grump928(c) knows things at June 09, 2015 09:54 AM (evdj2)
That would explain all the Acme Anvils and catapults I see on the roadside.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:55 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 09:56 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Grump928(c) knows things at June 09, 2015 09:54 AM (evdj2
I like the Possum van.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:56 AM (F2IAQ)
AND the fact our govt is Looney Toons.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 09:56 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (O7MnT)
Amish have to eat too....
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 09:57 AM (nqiq9)
That would explain all the Acme Anvils and catapults I see on the roadside.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:55 AM (O7MnT)
Oddly enough, I saw a coyote this morning, running across the road. Chasing something? I don't know, I didn't hear any "meep meep" sounds.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2015 09:57 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 09:58 AM (ytdLI)
are we sure the waterfall is not just a fancy urinal?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:45 AM (0O7c5)
It depends on how much you've had to drink
Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:47 AM (ztOda)
this group? i'm going with urinal/shower
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:59 AM (0O7c5)
yeah, black people have bad names. True story: I used to babysit a little black kid named DeRadio. He was really chubby and cute though
Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 09:59 AM (CJRaf)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:54 AM
________
Years ago, I read here in the AoSHQ comments about a woman who named her baby Thelastone.
The 'ron/'ette worked in the hospital and commented on the name, saying it sounded nice. The mother corrected her pronunciation and explained the name's meaning as "the last one."
Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 10:00 AM (8fgsi)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 10:00 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 10:01 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2015 10:02 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: steevy at June 09, 2015 10:03 AM (sPO3u)
http://tinyurl.com/oo5rho5
More funding.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 10:03 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 10:04 AM (oVJmc)
As much damage as possible?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 10:04 AM (akBPY)
When I was little, we was so poor, Mama would send us out to the Interstate to git fresh meat.
Today's fresh hell has been baking in the hot sun for two days and has a crunchy, armadillo-like shell.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 10:05 AM (0HooB)
I must go save the world or piss people off. Haven't decided which one yet.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 10:05 AM (F2IAQ)
The 'ron/'ette worked in the hospital and commented on the name, saying it sounded nice. The mother corrected her pronunciation and explained the name's meaning as "the last one."
Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 10:00 AM (8fgsi)
My favorite urban yute name was Le-a.
Yep, you guessed it, pronounced 'Ledasha'.
Posted by: RickZ at June 09, 2015 10:05 AM (5lg9V)
http://tinyurl.com/nbyazyu
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (BZAd3)
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Yes, Obama's ISIS policy is a success!
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2015 10:05 AM (A98Xu)
child anything you like including every day products like Saran as in
Saran Wrap.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:54 AM
________
Years ago, I read here in the AoSHQ comments about a woman who named her baby Thelastone.
The 'ron/'ette worked in the hospital and commented on the name,
saying it sounded nice. The mother corrected her pronunciation and
explained the name's meaning as "the last one."
Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 10:00 AM (8fgsi)
Football players names are the worst:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss
Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2015 10:05 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 10:06 AM (kivUY)
I drove by a spot where somebody had hit a deer a few years ago here and there were two different people with trucks volunteering to haul it away...
Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 10:07 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 10:07 AM (0HooB)
Self-disgust and lifelong unhappiness, destroying a precious young life -- all this is a small price to pay for meeting your student loan obligations.
Why am I not the least surprised that the precious student loan scofflaw Siegel considers his to be a "precious young life"?
No doubt, though, he's down with unrestricted abortion...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 09, 2015 10:07 AM (VLTL9)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:59 AM (0O7c5)
A shower? Really? With this group?
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 10:08 AM (sWgE+)
Yep, you guessed it, pronounced 'Ledasha'.
!
!
I'm totally changing my name to that.
Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 10:08 AM (lIU4e)
Further NdT advice: Jump into puddles. Also advised telling her parents to not forbid her from jumping into puddles.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 10:08 AM (8fgsi)
Even the edited video they're showing on the news (which seems designed to make the cop look bad) shows that he didn't do anything wrong.
1- It was one cop surrounded by a (potentially violent) mob. Yes, he resorted more quickly to deadly force (drawing your weapon counts as deadly force in TX) than he might have if it had been just him and one punk kid.
2- He was in the middle of attempting to subdue one suspect when the boy in question moved toward him unexpectedly. The boy says he was pushed, and the video shows he could have been - but that is irrelevant.
3- As soon as his backup went after the boy who ran, he reholstered his weapon, and went back to attempting to subdue the woman in question.
The racial aspect is laughable on its face (absent gratuitously bad editing by the media), and the "excessive force" aspect is nearly as laughable. He did exactly what we expect cops to do- protect himself (drawing his weapon) but not shooting someone who is not a threat. The only injuries in the event, as far as I can discern, occurred *before* the cops showed up.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 10:08 AM (kff5f)
1) He had student debt, but paid it off
2) He has a mortgage on his house
3) He got an $800k advance, but used 10% of it to buy a boat
And that's not the worst of it. People are affirmatively tweeting this shit as though it's disqualifying. "HE CAN'T MANAGE HIS PERSONAL FINANCES!!!" Guess he should have gotten a personal loan from a shady individual to buy his house, or maybe traded in cattle futures.
Related: A.J. Delgado is calling anyone who mocks the NYTimes about its stupid Rubio hit pieces "Rubio-bots". Notwithstanding that her snark and name-calling are juvenile and unoriginal, does anyone know which candidate she has a hard-on for? Because I can't figure it out. Oh, and she said "I despised Obama in 2009, but now I think he's a good man."
On second thought, don't answer my question about what passes for reality in AJDelgadoland. She's obviously clinically insane.
Posted by: physics geek at June 09, 2015 10:08 AM (MT22W)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 10:09 AM (JtwS4)
Saw a huge armadillo in the yard the other day but by the time I got the 22 it was gone. They can really move when they want to. If you manage to shoot one though they will jump straight up a couple of feet in the air before croaking or running off.
Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 10:09 AM (ytdLI)
Lee Siegel should sit down with Jason Smith (drug-using liberal super-teacher) and have a lovely chat about which of them is more special and wonderful.
http://tinyurl.com/nvo8rjq
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 10:09 AM (O7MnT)
There were two of them, when he drew his gun. They came on him from behind. That was incredibly stupid of them.
Also, he drew his gun but didn't fire. So he did fine, as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 10:10 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Grump928(c) knows things at June 09, 2015 10:11 AM (evdj2)
Tie a helium filled "Get Well Soon" balloon to one of it's leg.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 10:11 AM (akBPY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 10:12 AM (0HooB)
2) He has a mortgage on his house
3) He got an $800k advance, but used 10% of it to buy a boat
The worst one I saw was that he and some other person had a house together and let it go into foreclosure or something? but I don't know the details so it may be a nothing burger.
I don't think its smart to take money out of your 401k for things like a refrigerator and campaigning, but the way these congresscritters get rich it's probably not a big deal.
Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 10:12 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: HH at June 09, 2015 10:12 AM (Qia1Z)
Too much surface area spreads the pressure out too much. That's why switches are so good.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 10:13 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2015 10:05 AM (A98Xu)
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Just ask him!
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2015 10:13 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 10:12 AM (0HooB)
A mace. More effective. And those pointy spikes would let some air out of that ass.
Posted by: RickZ at June 09, 2015 10:13 AM (5lg9V)
They need to go home and pray to whatever god they pray to that they are not meeting him.
Quickest way to get shot is to come up behind a cop when he is wrestling a suspect.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 10:14 AM (akBPY)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 10:15 AM (CJRaf)
Posted by: HH at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (Qia1Z) ________
John Wilkes Booth, Bono and FireHorse were also born on May 10.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 09:54 AM (8fgsi)
As were silent star Mae Murray:
http://goo.gl/uZX0yp
And producer David O. Selznick (Gone With The Wind)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 10:15 AM (zF6Iw)
No, but they used to crawl under my old building all the time and let one go then it would stink the whole morning until you got used to it...
Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 10:15 AM (lIU4e)
You could always use the edge, especially about the head and shoulders.
That may knock some sense into him. Nothing else appears to have worked.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 10:15 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Le-a
________
I disagree.
Posted by: * J11111111 at June 09, 2015 10:15 AM (8fgsi)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 10:15 AM (kivUY)
refrigerator and campaigning, but the way these congresscritters get
rich it's probably not a big deal.
Yep, completely agree. You could also see it as he was putting his own money behind the campaign. It beats the hell out of selling off you're country's uranium mining rights for a big fat campaign check from a foreigner. OK, technically it was a check to the foundation, but as Weirddave pointed out recently, money is fungible.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 10:16 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Annas at June 09, 2015 10:16 AM (P+I7L)
Financial Expert Quoted In NYT's Rubio Hit Job Is An Obama Donor
...Another Stealth-Prog amnesty-bot gets eaten by the MFM beast he attempted to cuddle.
So sad.
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 10:17 AM (RrEUj)
I'm presuming that's "Dead Skunk." I read somewhere that Wainwright hates the song, and will only play it in concert for $500, in cash, up front.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 10:17 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 10:17 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 10:19 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 10:17 AM (qCMvj)
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Bingo.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2015 10:19 AM (A98Xu)
Maybe the Occupy crowd should occupy Times Square.
Posted by: MTF at June 09, 2015 10:20 AM (DkJ4E)
A.J. Delgado* is calling anyone who mocks the NYTimes about its stupid Rubio hit pieces "Rubio-bots".
Posted by: physics geek
*National Review writer and Fox News Latino: "The Ocho" bubblehead.
Because probably no one else knew who either.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 10:20 AM (kdS6q)
Bruce Jenner is dead.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 09, 2015 09:05 AM (sattt)
Must be a thing.
Yesterday's Clickhole.com
Gwyneth Paltrow Tried To Survive A Week On Food Stamps And She Died
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 10:21 AM (qCMvj)
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Such a vile bitch.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 10:21 AM (fWAjv)
I think if I were a financial advisor and Rubio was my client I would have quite a lot of advice for him, but none of this is an issue as a voter.
Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 10:22 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 10:23 AM (O7MnT)
http://tinyurl.com/pbueleb
"Step to the back of the line," Hillary
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 10:23 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 10:24 AM (lIU4e)
305
Boy, they are afraid of Rubio.
Yeah , he's pretty scary.
What the country needs now is a pro-amnesty , job-killer and Dem vote importer candidate with an (R) behind his name.
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 10:24 AM (RrEUj)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 10:24 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 10:25 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 09, 2015 10:25 AM (ifSWP)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 10:25 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: The Monkees at June 09, 2015 10:25 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 10:26 AM (MQEz6)
Oh, and since the Curse of the Bush Family will be with us always, Fox News Latino:"The Ocho" is flaking for the semi-Mexican next generation:
Jeb Bush Jr. is chairman and co-founder of Sunpac, a Florida-based Latino outreach group that promotes conservative values and principles. He also sits on the board of the National Immigration Forum, a lobby group that favors liberal immigration policies, including giving undocumented immigrants a path to legal status.
http://tinyurl.com/p9j3ujl
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 10:26 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 10:26 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 10:26 AM (RrEUj)
Nope, think it's much more simple than that: young Cuban. His "first Latin-American president" cred likely trumps "first woman president cred" in their minority sweepstakes hierarchy (plus Hillary is OLD), and he really messes with the "GOP = old, white men" narrative the Dems have so artfully crafted over the years.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 10:27 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 10:25 AM (O7MnT)
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^THIS^..... Don't like him. Seems to be a typical greasy politician. Give me Perry or Walker. We don't need another inexperienced Senator.
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 09, 2015 10:27 AM (fLKzW)
Yes, it it is afraid of those two things, especially now.
I wonder what it means by turmoil and disruption.
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 10:27 AM (MQEz6)
Also: Citizen X that dark ages quote is from Jerry Pournelle. To support it he used examples such as roman concrete and farming mathods, etc.
Posted by: Bigby's Pricking Thumbs at June 09, 2015 10:27 AM (3ZtZW)
http://tinyurl.com/q53kan7
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 10:25 AM (sWgE+)
yikes!
that's what they look like?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 10:28 AM (qCMvj)
Jeb Bush is Hillary without the balls.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 10:28 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 10:28 AM (qCMvj)
Yea, 420 of them!
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 10:29 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 10:29 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 10:27 AM (k2QA3)
Good take. I think you probably nailed it.
It's funny that the NYT Progs can't see what a gift Rubio would ultimately be to their cause.
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 10:30 AM (RrEUj)
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 10:31 AM (RrEUj)
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 10:31 AM (MQEz6)
The most solid confirmations of the military success in Iraq were the intercepted messages from al-Qaida operatives in Iraq to their leaders in Pakistan that there was no point in sending more insurgents, because they now had no chance of prevailing against American forces.
This was the situation that Barack Obama inherited --- and lost.
from Sowell's piece
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 10:31 AM (qCMvj)
I wanna see somebody get all up in one Marshall Mathers' grill for attempting to appropriate "rap music."
Poorly.
Also, MPPP, Wainright should embrace his inner skunk.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 10:31 AM (0HooB)
So...does that mean black ladies (and gentlemen) can't sing opera, because cultural appropriation? This is all so ridiculous.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 10:31 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 10:32 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Lauren at June 09, 2015 10:32 AM (CI6VY)
Posted by: Hooked on Phonics at June 09, 2015 10:32 AM (8fgsi)
Posted by: MSM at June 09, 2015 10:32 AM (VAsIq)
Rubio (watch me promise not to consider amnesty to get elected and break my promise, and now promise again cause lofo's rule !) and Walker (gee I have reached my forties lived through 911 and never had a thought in my head about foreign policy, but I'll go to the Cato institute for a quickie course in what I should think and what my principles are and how to locate the Middle East on a map) are not ready for the presidency. Some serious seasoning is required.
Posted by: Old Guy at June 09, 2015 10:33 AM (O7/XW)
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But I'm the real Slim Shady!
Posted by: M ampersand M at June 09, 2015 10:34 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 10:35 AM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 09, 2015 10:35 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 09, 2015 10:27 AM
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That's my problem with Ted Cruz. Otherwise, I like him.
(Any thoughts on George Pataki?)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 10:35 AM (8fgsi)
I love Taylor Swift's new song with Kendrick Lamar, Bad Blood. The video just kills. Cindy Crawford and her mole make a cameo too.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 10:35 AM (CJRaf)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 10:35 AM (zt+N6)
The latest NYT hit piece on Rubio is the weakest of weak sauce. He had debt! He used some of his money to buy a boat!
Just warming up for Cruz, Perry, etc.
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 10:35 AM (RrEUj)
Posted by: Old Guy
Or they change their name to King Putt, in which case they don't need shit and people will love them for it.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 09, 2015 10:36 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 10:36 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Ron Leg WABX at June 09, 2015 10:36 AM (/WmRg)
It looks to be as fantastic as the first two, the second of which I somehow missed.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 10:36 AM (0HooB)
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I prefer Perry and Walker now, but I like Rubio. I think Perry would strongly consider him for VP - but that is getting ahead of ourselves.
Rubio probably needs a few more years of seasoning. But as Obama showed, you have to strike while the iron is hot. Rubio's time may be now.
I would prefer that Rubio remain in the Senate. I think he has a good role to play there. He has a legitimate chance now, but if he doesn't get it and he is not selected VP, I'm not sure where he goes from here. FL Gov?
But I'm not nearly as anti-Rubio as many on this board.
Posted by: SH at June 09, 2015 10:37 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 10:31 AM (k2QA3)
Cultural appropriation is the new stupidest thing for people to get outraged over, when they're bored.
They love to talk about black people inventing things like jazz and blues, but all of this music was the result of different influences and instruments coming together. That's how we make new things.
Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 10:37 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 10:37 AM (CJRaf)
Spare the rod..........
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 10:37 AM (akBPY)
And Darius Rucker - someone tell him he's not allowed to sing Country songs.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 10:32 AM (k2QA3)
i love darius....wagon wheel remake is great....he's not for everyone though.....and most of his country is not really country....but i still love him
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 10:38 AM (0O7c5)
Racist round-eye try to appropriate spinning back fist!
Posted by: Tae Kwon Do Instructor at June 09, 2015 10:39 AM (RrEUj)
...or Alka-Seltzer. Thousands and thousands of 'em.
Posted by: Delta house at June 09, 2015 10:39 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 10:32 AM (k2QA3)
**********
Charlie Pride was dissing Whitie going back to the 60's
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 09, 2015 10:39 AM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 09, 2015 10:35 AM (VAsIq)
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....give it some thyme.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 10:39 AM (8XRCm)
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He's the Obama of music, half French, half Chinese.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 10:39 AM (XUKZU)
I care about who they are and what they want to do.
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 10:39 AM (MQEz6)
I care about who they are and what they want to do.
Posted by: eman
I wanna ride on the train!
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 09, 2015 10:40 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 10:41 AM (h4vJk)
DIAF.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 09, 2015 10:41 AM (Spluw)
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In the not so disatant past..... most younguns wouldnt swarm a private pool then assault the residents that live there.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 10:41 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 10:41 AM (CJRaf)
http://tinyurl.com/pbq3y8k
ISIS issues video promising to liberate Baghdad soon.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 10:41 AM (BZAd3)
I care about who they are and what they want to do.
Experience goes hand in hand.
Witness Prez Obola.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 10:41 AM (akBPY)
....give it some thyme.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 10:39 AM
Sage advice, that.
Attempting to curry favor, eh?
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 10:42 AM (RrEUj)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 10:42 AM (lHb9q)
I care about who they are and what they want to do.
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Its not at the top of my list of things to care about. With Rubio it is less experience for me than it is that I think he needs time to fully develop some ideas. I don't have the same issue with Ted Cruz, because I think Cruz has been thinking about things for a long time.
It wasn't Obama's inexperience that was the problem, it was his worldview. Now maybe with more experience, he would have either adjusted his worldview - or maybe he would have actually been better in implementing it (to our detriment).
Posted by: SH at June 09, 2015 10:42 AM (gmeXX)
Oops! My bad.
*How did I go this long without knowing his ethnicity? I guess I haven't really appreciated his music without that knowledge, huh?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 10:42 AM (k2QA3)
I was just pointing out the hypocrisy of the "cultural appropriation is bad" crowd.
Haven't heard one of his "songs" all the way through yet.
And a general note to every "rap artist" who claims to be a "musician." The test is this: I put a guitar or a bass in your hands and you get to play it in front of people. If you can't get them to dance or at least tap their foot, you fail.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 10:42 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 10:39 AM
Sage advice, that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 10:41 AM (h4vJk)
********
I see we're peppering our comments with puns...
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 09, 2015 10:42 AM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Hamlet Ferguson at June 09, 2015 10:43 AM (VAsIq)
....give it some thyme.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 10:39 AM
Sage advice, that.
Attempting to curry favor, eh?
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 10:42 AM (RrEUj)
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Well... you caught me cumin and goin.....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 10:43 AM (8XRCm)
No. Ebola is bad because of what he is, not because he was a first-term Senator.
Would he have been a better Marxist Islamic President if he had had more experience as a Senator?
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 10:44 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: eman
Yes!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 09, 2015 10:45 AM (VAsIq)
The Weight as done with The Staples - The Last Waltz
The Night They Drove... also Last Waltz
And because Emmylou...
Evangeline- you guessed it - Last Waltz
Love each other fellow babies
Posted by: teej at June 09, 2015 10:45 AM (H8mJH)
Posted by: Que Si Y El Band de Sunshine at June 09, 2015 10:45 AM (RrEUj)
Yep, and it's not even a racial thing. Remember ex-NFL player Brian Holloway's upstate NY vacant home being trashed by hundreds of teens who partied there? Another twitter party mob.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 10:46 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 10:46 AM (lHb9q)
Rubio is Roman Catholic. Don't imagine he's going to get much good press out of NYC. If I was him I'd be on guard against gorgeous female offers of fellatio. As the good admiral stated so eloquently, It's a trap!
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at June 09, 2015 10:46 AM (ANXl6)
Posted by: SH at June 09, 2015 10:47 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 10:39 AM
Sage advice, that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 10:41 AM (h4vJk)
********
I see we're peppering our comments with puns...
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 09, 2015 10:42 AM
Can't you just feel the lovage?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 10:48 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: it's about time for some tasteful nudes at June 09, 2015 10:48 AM (ZtFr+)
because he was a first-term Senator.
He is so inexperienced, he doesn't even know who to hire to help him out. Look at who he has surrounded himself with. People who are as inexperienced as he is, if not more.
The dangerous person, is one who knows he needs help, and knows who he needs.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 10:48 AM (akBPY)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 10:46 AM (lHb9q)
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Sooooo........ Yugo to the hospital to be born????
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 10:48 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: RickZ at June 09, 2015 10:48 AM (5lg9V)
Posted by: NYT at June 09, 2015 10:48 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 10:48 AM (lHb9q)
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I agree.
Also, not having good financial sense is an issue for a POTUS.
Posted by: @votermom at June 09, 2015 10:50 AM (cbfNE)
Remember ex-NFL player Brian Holloway's upstate NY vacant home being trashed by hundreds of teens who partied there?
Another twitter party mob.
Identify as many as possible.
Hire a crew to destroy their homes.
Repeat as necessary.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 10:50 AM (akBPY)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 10:48 AM (h4vJk)
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More like shuckin and chive'n.....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 10:50 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 10:48 AM
That's just how he Rolls.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 10:51 AM (h4vJk)
And the GOP, by not piling on the idiot reporters and their editors at every opportunity, are proving their reputation as the Party of Stoopid.
"How many traffic tickets does TFG have?"
"How long has Hillary! not been driving?"
"What about Bernice Sanders published rape fantasies?"
"Seems to me and a whole lot of other people that you're being somewhat selective about what and who you report on."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 10:51 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 09, 2015 10:42 AM
Allspice all the tyme
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 10:51 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 10:52 AM (CJRaf)
394 (Any thoughts on George Pataki?)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 10:35 AM (8fgsi)
New Yorker here: NO!!!
We have enough RINOs running for president, we don't need any more. Besides, I don't want a 70+ years old president. Feeds into the 'old white guy' party.
I give him credit for signing the DP into law, since thrown out by the NYSC. He handled the Thomas Grasso case quite well, pissing off all the right people. But a northeast lib RINO is not what the country needs at this time.
Posted by: RickZ at June 09, 2015 10:48 AM (5lg9V)
Posted by: RickZ at June 09, 2015 10:52 AM (5lg9V)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 10:38 AM (0O7c5)
Some of his stuff is a little bit on the sappier country side, which is not always my favorite side, but he has the most beautiful voice! I love the wagon wheel remake and I think I'm liking his newer songs better than his last album, although they also seem to be a bit more 'nashville' influenced?
Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 10:52 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at June 09, 2015 10:52 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 09, 2015 10:42 AM
Allspice all the tyme
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 10:51 AM
You know we're all about that mace.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 10:53 AM (h4vJk)
Don't forget Ace's secret ingredient, rosemary beads.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 10:52 AM (CJRaf)
everythyme i think of that i laugh.......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 10:53 AM (0O7c5)
I'm going to get these for my kid, for future I think, then get the snapcircuits after
Posted by: Bigby's Pricking Thumbs at June 09, 2015 10:53 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: SH at June 09, 2015 10:42 AM (gmeXX)
This^^^^.
Obama is, was and always will be a stoner.
At least, in his approach to the world.
Whatever lame-ass marxist shit his parents and teachers drilled into him is what passes for thinking.
The rest of it?
Hey, watch TV while other people do the work.
If he hadn't found politics- he'd be that sort of fat stoner with moobs laying on the couch, eating junk food and watching TV all day till the welfare check comes in.
He does nothing but play golf and watch ESPN, wind him up, point him at a teleprompter, and he can give a speech.
Anything else, it's for the little people to handle.
Thank God too - he's already ckufed up the country for decades and pretty much guaranteed a major war within the next 5-10 years-
imagine what someone could do who held the same beliefs and had both experience and drive.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 10:53 AM (KUa85)
I care about who they are and what they want to do.
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Give it a little more time and the "journalists" interviewing any R candidate will make sure you know what they think about Caitlyn Jenner & the pool party fiasco.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 10:53 AM (vztUc)
http://tinyurl.com/5tqglt
Obscure scientists predict average temperature decrease of 5 deg... pray for global warming.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 10:54 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 10:55 AM (CJRaf)
Me too, Phoenix. We're easily amused. I wanted to hug Ace for that gem
Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 10:55 AM (CJRaf)
*snort*
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 10:55 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Bigby's Pricking Thumbs at June 09, 2015 10:56 AM (3ZtZW)
Not 5-10 years, more like 5-10 months. We are on the road to a major conflict. And if I was a betting man it would be KSA v Iran.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 10:56 AM (sWgE+)
What the heck happened with SCOTUS and San Fran?
Are the justices getting beat down by the left?
I am not happy.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 10:56 AM (+aCe4)
Wow, seems like I was gone a long time, and I come back and this is still the top thread? Maybe my time sense is off.
Summer of '68 or '69, working for the park department, going around the park loading up trash cans to take to the dump. (BTW: The Public is trashy.)
I walk up to one of the cans (open 55G barrel) and it hisses at me. Mama Possum had evidently crawled up a tree next to the can, dropped in, and couldn't get out. She was unhappy.
I pondered a bit.
I loaded the can on the back of the flatbed. Then I shook the can up real good and slammed it down on its side. There was the rat-tail sticking out from under the garbage. Perfect, my young idiot self thought.
With one mule-gloved hand, I grabbed a bunch of garbage and, insulated with that, held her neck, and with the other hand grabbed the tail and yanked real hard, throwing her well away from the truck. Then, I scrambled up onto the flatbed, rather hastily.
She was not terribly grateful. She stalked off, staring at me and hissing. I say she because, as she walked away, it looked like she really needed to nurse some babies.
Hard labor job, mostly, but great working in the park all summer. Only time I ever saw a road-runner was there. Turned on to the road going down to the dump, and there, standing on a rock, looking almost like the cartoon, was this amazing, spindly bird. I blinked, and literally in that blink, it disappeared.
Posted by: mindful webworker - animal encounterer at June 09, 2015 10:57 AM (MDTpF)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch
My opinion on Jenner? I feel bad for him--seems he must be hurting. Good thing he has enough money to buy whatever he thinks will bring him happiness, and I wish him well in that pursuit.
The pool party? I'm glad no one was hurt, and I'm glad the police showed restraint in the face of a Twitter-called mob.
Posted by: Candidate Turd Ferguson at June 09, 2015 10:57 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Pixy and the Hamsters at June 09, 2015 10:57 AM (2yngH)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 10:57 AM (KUa85)
I left my acoustic at home last night and borrowed an electric...still undecided if I want to buy one. They are fun to play. Bar chords are so, so much easier it almost feels like cheating.
Also, I got my first compliment from my nephew the other day who heard me playing and said 'Aunt Lea, when did you get so good'. Hee. Granted, he's 8 so it's possible he is easily impressed.
Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 10:57 AM (lIU4e)
Thank God too - he's already ckufed up the country for decades and
pretty much guaranteed a major war within the next 5-10 years-
And he hasn't even finished his turmeric!
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 10:58 AM (RrEUj)
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Birds of a feather
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 10:58 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 10:58 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 10:58 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 09, 2015 10:59 AM (P8YHq)
In well paid scribbling whore news:
Michael Gerson* - The Washington Post
The romance with Rand Paul is gone. The rhetorical recklessness of the GOP presidential candidate.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/people/michael-gerson
*Gerson was a top aide to President George W. Bush as assistant to the president for policy and strategic planning. Prior to that appointment, he served in the White House as deputy assistant to the president and director of presidential speechwriting and assistant to the president for speechwriting and policy adviser.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 10:59 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 10:59 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 11:00 AM (qCMvj)
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Jennerfer. Juniper. Lives upon the dill.
**see how I artfully merge the tranny and spice pun themes.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:00 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Kindergarten Cop at June 09, 2015 11:00 AM (VAsIq)
http://tinyurl.com/5tqglt
Obscure scientists predict average temperature decrease of 5 deg... pray for global warming.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 10:54 AM (BZAd3)
Of course like most other climate scientists he's a bit of an idiot. Article was written in 2002. One line from it is "It could happen in as little as 10 years."
But then again maybe it has happened and we can't get a straight answer because the pricks keep altering the temperature data.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 11:00 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Grump928(c) knows things at June 09, 2015 11:00 AM (evdj2)
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Sexual abuser and all around good guy all in for Hill!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:00 AM (fWAjv)
Hispanic man from New York City who proudly says he was on welfare while in NYC, a "community leader" and "local businessman" who works closely with Terry McAuliffe to "refocus, revamp and rebrand our workforce system "
Sounds like a DIABLO, honestly.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 09, 2015 11:00 AM (PFy0L)
Aww, that's sweet of him.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 11:01 AM (0HooB)
So the unions are forced to serve KFC on their dime whenever Christie negotiates with them? Cool.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 11:01 AM (kivUY)
My area of the gulf coast is down at least three degrees for the last few years vs the previous 20. And we have not been getting the month long drought that we used to get.
Posted by: Grump928(c) knows things at June 09, 2015 11:02 AM (evdj2)
Chicago Tribune: Non NRA members in Chicago continue to shoot the shit out of one another; not an illusion.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 09, 2015 11:02 AM (Spluw)
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Completely agree with your analysis.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2015 11:03 AM (A98Xu)
$500 for the Moron what can make that make sense.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 11:03 AM (659DL)
The science is settled, bitchez!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 11:04 AM (akBPY)
$500 for the Moron what can make that make sense.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 11:03 AM (659DL)
What he means is leveraging and optimizing synergies to maximize throughput.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 11:04 AM (2Ojst)
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So the northeast, Wisconsin, and other troublesome spots would be covered by glaciers.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 11:04 AM (MvizW)
Chicago Tribune's Belief in Complete Elitist Rule over the Stinking Proles a 'Fact'
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 11:05 AM (RrEUj)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 11:04 AM (2Ojst)
Dynamically?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:05 AM (fWAjv)
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$500 for the Moron what can make that make sense.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 11:03 AM (659DL)
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Everybody belongs to a union.
Everybody is a government employee.
FUNDAMENTALLY TRANSFORMED!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:05 AM (8XRCm)
The science is settled, bitchez!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 11:04 AM (akBPY)
link?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 11:05 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 09, 2015 11:06 AM (E6tRR)
Thinking outside the box is vital to creating new paradigms.
Posted by: Grump928(c) knows things at June 09, 2015 11:06 AM (evdj2)
Hmmm...gonna need a thesaurus for "Clinton Foundation Poverty Fighting Programs."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 11:07 AM (659DL)
$500 for the Moron what can make that make sense.
Posted by: Circa
I need some money, so I'll take a shot:
Our workforce needs to *refocus* on working, instead of employers being charity providers for their employees. We need to "rebrand" to tell the world that the US is serious about providing superior products and services on a global scale, and we need to completely "revamp" our legal system to enable our workforce to be unleashed to a much larger potential.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 09, 2015 11:07 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Insomniac
Dynamically?
Posted by: RWC
Indubitably!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 11:07 AM (akBPY)
artisanal 'ette, I think I saw that article. If it's the same article, it's the old deliberate misreading of the 2nd and saying the national guard is the militia.
The San Fran case should have been a slam dunk under Heller. Have some of the SCOTUS Justices been intimidated and harrassed into submission?
This is not a good development.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 11:07 AM (+aCe4)
And here I thought he just wanted to push the envelope.
How '80's of me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 11:07 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: ScoggDog
no.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 09, 2015 11:07 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Grump928(c) knows things at June 09, 2015 11:07 AM (evdj2)
$500 for the Moron what can make that make sense.
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Free government money.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 11:08 AM (MvizW)
Posted by: Lauren at June 09, 2015 11:08 AM (CI6VY)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:05 AM (fWAjv)
Of course. It's part of our core values and mission statement.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 11:09 AM (2Ojst)
I'm so tired of the never ending attack on me and my way of life.
Posted by: Lauren at June 09, 2015 11:08 AM (CI6VY)
oregon bans bbq'ing.........another attack.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:09 AM (0O7c5)
The San Fran case should have been a slam dunk under Heller. Have some of the SCOTUS Justices been intimidated and harrassed into submission?
This is not a good development.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 11:07 AM (+aCe4)
yes, Newsbusters.org breaks it down
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 11:09 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Lauren
That song's by Limahl of Kajagoogoo fame, right?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 09, 2015 11:10 AM (VAsIq)
I'm tired of not having anyone to represent me in DC.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 11:10 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 11:10 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Lauren at June 09, 2015 11:10 AM (CI6VY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
You had your chance at electing me.
Posted by: Pander Bear at June 09, 2015 11:10 AM (VAsIq)
They need to rule on obamacare.
After the threats from the SCOAMT, it must be any day now.
Just hurry up already.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 11:11 AM (qCMvj)
The San Fran case should have been a slam dunk under Heller. Have some of the SCOTUS Justices been intimidated and harrassed into submission?
This is not a good development.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 11:07 AM (+aCe4)
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Because Stare Decisis is only good when applied to abortion, affirmitative action, right to free healthcare, right to a living wage, and the right to free cellphones.
You know.... all those rights specifically spelled out in the Constitution.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:11 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 11:11 AM (akBPY)
Unless the diversification variables skew the results.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 11:11 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 11:11 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Grump928(c) knows things at June 09, 2015 11:11 AM (evdj2)
You can't be serious.
Posted by: Lauren at June 09, 2015 11:10 AM (CI6VY)
I thought I read Portland.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 11:11 AM (qCMvj)
Upgrade you platinum membership for a chance to be Lindsey's First Lady!
http://tinyurl.com/okhjhk9
'I've got lots of friends, we'll have a rotating First Lady': Bachelor Lindsey Graham reveals how he'd solve biggest unanswered question of his White House campaign
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:11 AM (fWAjv)
Lauren, a friend recently asked me if she should stay in Or or move to AZ. I told her move to AZ as we have more freedom and Oregon would only get worse.
This just made me look like a sage.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 11:12 AM (+aCe4)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 11:12 AM (0HooB)
http://bit.ly/1cITXKl
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 11:11 AM (akBPY)
Thanks. Looks like the same old tired bullshit that's been grammatically, historically and legally destroyed over and over and over.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 11:12 AM (2Ojst)
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I saw some gunazi spouting that nonsense a few days ago who said any public high school teacher could read the 2nd and interpret it that way. True, but any public high school teacher also thinks the average summer tempature in the US will be 212 degrees by 2016.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 11:13 AM (49+Jq)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 09, 2015 11:13 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch
We have China hacking into our Federal databases. A resurgent Russia is determined to restore the former Soviet Union. Iran - a country where someone like your precious Jenner would be stoned to death - is on the verge of acquiring an atomic bomb.
Domestically, we are saddled with a crushing load of debt, an eviscerated military, a collapsed and regulated-out-of-existence manufacturing base, an energy policy chained down by an out of control federal government in thrall and in collusion with fascist, supposedly "green" organizations. . .
And you want to know what I think about some sick man who needs psychological help and whether police acted stupidly when confronted with a mob of thugs?
Do you have a cell phone? Because I want you to call your mommy and tell her you're too fucking stupid to breathe and she needs to come bring your blankie right away.
Next question!
Posted by: Candidate Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 11:13 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: mindful webworker - animal encounterer at June 09, 2015 10:57 AM (MDTpF)
Nice story.
Also, thank you. This is supposed to be the possum thread and people have been making spice puns.
(WHICH WE DID YESTERDAY, PEOPLE).
And now to await the rapey art thread.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 11:13 AM (JtwS4)
You're ahead of your thyme.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 11:13 AM (kivUY)
I will from time to time play the gently distracting little mental game of What If This Were Happening During A Republican Administration.
Thus:
Taking a ridiculously callow youth who uses "Dude" as a form of address during a national television interview on a life or death subject, who has absolutely no experience with the military, intelligence, or foreign policy communities, whose prior experience with government consists of having been a campaign van driver, and elevating said individual to an executive position on the National Security Council.
Suffice it to say that during a Republican administration, the press would have had some things to say about that. Rather a lot of things. Pointed things. Acidic things.
During a Democratic administration?
::: crickets :::
Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 11:14 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:18 AM (ztOda)
Not that I advocate not paying your loans but how would the candidate pay without having a job?
Posted by: Titanium at June 09, 2015 11:14 AM (VhPjL)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:15 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Titanium at June 09, 2015 11:14 AM (VhPjL)
Good point. Then again, people manage to pay for all sorts of things without a job...
Oregon bans bbq? Crazy.
Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 11:15 AM (lIU4e)
After the threats from the SCOAMT, it must be any day now.
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And then Bitch Boner can betray us.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 11:15 AM (49+Jq)
(WHICH WE DID YESTERDAY, PEOPLE).
It's alum about the spice, pumpkin.
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 11:15 AM (RrEUj)
If you want them, come and take them.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 09, 2015 11:15 AM (E6tRR)
Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 11:15 AM (lIU4e)
I'm sure they're working on a carve out for him as we speak
What I want to know is what kind of pussy complains about the smell of brisket smoking. It's basically the best smell on the planet.
Posted by: Lauren at June 09, 2015 11:15 AM (CI6VY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 11:16 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Guy in a dark alley at June 09, 2015 11:16 AM (tf9Ne)
You're ahead of your thyme.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 11:13 AM (kivUY)
Now you're just getting caraway.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:16 AM (fWAjv)
about the smell of brisket smoking. It's basically the best smell on the
planet.
Posted by: Lauren at June 09, 2015 11:15 AM (CI6VY)
peta
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:16 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
Thymely advice, and all that.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 09, 2015 11:16 AM (VAsIq)
http://www.breitbart.com/primary/
I voted the other day.
The piece is here
http://bit.ly/1cIV0Kb
I think it is showing
Cruz on top
then Rand Paul,
then Marco Rubio
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 11:16 AM (qCMvj)
conservative score
Cruz on top
then Rand Paul,
then Marco Rubio
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 11:17 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 09, 2015 11:17 AM (1HNqn)
Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 11:17 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 11:18 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Lauren at June 09, 2015 11:18 AM (CI6VY)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 11:18 AM (+aCe4)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 09, 2015 11:17 AM (1HNqn)
Ripple
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:18 AM (sWgE+)
(WHICH WE DID YESTERDAY, PEOPLE).
It was Fish Pun Friday.
On porpoise.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 11:18 AM (akBPY)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:19 AM (LA7Cm)
then Rand Paul,
then Marco Rubio
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 11:16 AM (qCMvj)
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Burrito sandwich???
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:19 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jeb Bush at June 09, 2015 11:19 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Zombie Justin Wilson at June 09, 2015 11:19 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: The Spice Girls at June 09, 2015 11:19 AM (RrEUj)
After the threats from the SCOAMT, it must be any day now.
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And then Bitch Boner can betray us.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 11:15 AM (49+Jq)
yep, then I'll literally lose my mind
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 11:19 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 11:20 AM (+aCe4)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 09, 2015 11:20 AM (wrS2o)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:20 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 09, 2015 11:20 AM (1HNqn)
then Rand Paul,
then Marco Rubio
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I gotta say Ted Kennedy and Chris Dodd know how to make a better sandwich.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 11:20 AM (mn3jV)
Posted by: Yokel at June 09, 2015 11:20 AM (VAsIq)
"
Like every other institution on the left.
Posted by: Lauren at June 09, 2015 11:21 AM (CI6VY)
Its a paradigm shift and we have to be data driven. its next gen plug and play,
We need to monetize/strategize/analyze/incentvize
Posted by: Velvet Ambition greatest thing since before sliced bread at June 09, 2015 11:21 AM (R8hU8)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:21 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Yokel at June 09, 2015 11:20 AM (VAsIq)
franzia
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:21 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 11:21 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 11:21 AM (RrEUj)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 11:21 AM (qCMvj)
Roberts almost beyond a doubt.
Look up the circumstances of the two Irish children who were adopted by the Robertses. Facially illegal under Irish law. The Robertses paid the Irish mothers to travel to third-country accommodations in order to dodge said law. Very very hinky stuff.
And here I was doing a huge double facepalm over Dubya's brainstorm to put Harriet Miers on the SCOTUS. Um... second look?
Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 11:22 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 09, 2015 11:20 AM (1HNqn)
1% er I see. La Dee Daa
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:22 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 11:23 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:23 AM (fWAjv)
M _ R O N
I don't know. I'm stumped.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 09:15 AM (kivUY)
MYRON. You know, Stanley Myron Handelman. He was insightful. And he was on Johnny Carson, at one time the HQ for comedians, 10 times.
Posted by: jwpaine, so long, so firm, so fully packed, so easy on the draw at June 09, 2015 11:23 AM (0bXhD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:23 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 09, 2015 11:23 AM (1HNqn)
We're all floundering.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 11:21 AM (0HooB)
Oh cod, not again.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 11:23 AM (2Ojst)
1. He's a lawyer?
and
2. He couldn't find any American orphans to adopt?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 11:24 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 10:27 AM (MQEz6)
Conservatives.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:24 AM (nqiq9)
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Dandelion.
Made yesterday. In a two litre coke bottle with a balloon over the mouth. Aged till 4 Pm today.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:24 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:24 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:24 AM (0O7c5)
To what end?
To complete whatever vision he had. Whatever way he wanted to go. Obama is so incompetent, he has hired incompetents.
They all fail at whatever, because no one has any experience besides wishing something to be. Domestic policy. International policy. Ect.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 11:25 AM (akBPY)
And I still can't believe in this day of teh interwebs, we still haven't seen a real conservative who is able to bypass the need for massive funding and get the necessary visibility by, say, facebook.
Posted by: tinfoil helmet at June 09, 2015 11:25 AM (F1Z8f)
In the SF Bay Area, the green kommissars will drive around in cars on cold nights with infrared scopes, looking for homeowners who are burning wood in their home fireplaces.
Earthcrime! Gaiahurt! Doubleplusungreen!
Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 11:25 AM (noWW6)
Could his daddy and he pick a Justice, or could they pick a justice.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 09, 2015 11:25 AM (E6tRR)
Seriously, these people aren't just religious compulsives but monomaniacal ones at that.
Posted by: MTF at June 09, 2015 11:25 AM (DkJ4E)
I just want to say for the record
when you go into a large mosque
it always smells like feet, ya know, cornuts in the dorm room
that is all
I denounce myself
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:25 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 11:23 AM (2Ojst)
you got no sole
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:24 AM (0O7c5)
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Hey..... ya'all supposed to be on spice puns.
Take your fish puns and shove em up your anise.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:26 AM (8XRCm)
around in cars on cold nights with infrared scopes, looking for
homeowners who are burning wood in their home fireplaces.
Earthcrime! Gaiahurt! Doubleplusungreen!
Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 11:25 AM (noWW6)
i bet they'd report someone putting out a fire with water too.....assholes
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:26 AM (0O7c5)
Take your fish puns and shove em up your anise.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:26 AM (8XRCm)
We've never been parsleymonious with our punning.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 11:27 AM (2Ojst)
sad
Laura Ingraham reading real life words from women in Mosul and what they are going through (not just women, but all Christians, etc).
nightmare
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 11:27 AM (qCMvj)
Anthony Watts of the stellar WUWT climate blog went out for a beer with McKibben.
Basically said, nice enough guy, but skews hugely to the emotive side of the emotive-vs-analytical spectrum.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 11:27 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:26 AM (8XRCm)
oh shut your blow hole /////
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:28 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 11:28 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 11:27 AM (qCMvj)
Yes. I mean, I know bad things happen around the world all the time and its awful.
but this seems especially bad. Since we had the country mostly in hand and then just let it go, poof. And damn the consequences.
Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 11:28 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 11:27 AM (2Ojst)
Holy mackerel, that's a 50 cent word.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:28 AM (sWgE+)
but fuck those guys. I don't want us to die there anymore. I just want to contain it over there some how. We cant save everybody and I see no reason for us to solve the insolvable. If they won't die for it, we shouldn't
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:29 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 09, 2015 11:29 AM (1HNqn)
They aren't going to lose 2016. The GOP will make sure of it.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 09, 2015 11:30 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 11:22 AM (noWW6)
You know for as obsessed as you are over being critical of W one would think you would have a better grasp of the timeline. Harriet Miers would not have negated Roberts being on the Court. Roberts was selected and on the court before her name was ever brought up. Miers was picked for the seat that ultimately went to Alito.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 11:30 AM (zt+N6)
Gonna start raping now.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 11:28 AM (JtwS4)
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.....sowing a little rapeseed already ?????
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:30 AM (8XRCm)
Emotion = ego.
Too much emotion = too much ego.
It's tough to get an accurate take on anything when you're hoping for "your" outcome instead of looking for the truth.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 11:30 AM (0HooB)
A possum coriandered across the road in front of my car.
or
A possum got coriandered by my car.
?
Posted by: mindful webworker - animal encounters of the harsh kind at June 09, 2015 11:30 AM (MDTpF)
Meanwhile, Democratic moonbats have hysterical handwringing fits over how climate change is hypothesized to, at some nebulous point in the future, force desperate Third World peasant women into prostitution.
Women being forced not just into prostitution but actual permanent concubinage slavery RIGHT NOW, TODAY, IN REAL TIME?
::: crickets again :::
Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 11:30 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Old Guy at June 09, 2015 11:31 AM (O7/XW)
or
A possum got coriandered by my car.
?
Posted by: mindful webworker - animal encounters of the harsh kind at June 09, 2015 11:30 AM (MDTpF)
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Depends on if he was fenneled there......
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:31 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:28 AM (sWgE+)
Yes it was. From where did he perch-ase it?
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:31 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:26 AM (8XRCm)
I'd consider that a salt.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:31 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 09, 2015 11:31 AM (1HNqn)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:32 AM (0O7c5)
Oh, no, not at all.
The implication of my words had been that, comparing the two differing proposals for seating those two people on the Court, I had thought back during that era that Miers was by far the worse of the two possibilities.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 11:32 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 09, 2015 11:32 AM (PFy0L)
Cumin cumin cumin cumin cumin cumin chamelean.....
Posted by: Boy George Opens for Spice Girls at June 09, 2015 11:33 AM (8XRCm)
Better we get the right one than a bad one jammed down our throats again.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 11:33 AM (akBPY)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:32 AM (0O7c5)
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Thats udderly ridiculous.....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:33 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:33 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 11:33 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 09, 2015 11:30 AM (PFy0L)
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Yeah, I was having a moment of optimism. Thanks for the reality check.
Posted by: tinfoil helmet at June 09, 2015 11:34 AM (F1Z8f)
Thats udderly ridiculous.....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:33 AM (8XRCm)
where's the art thread so we can moooooove on?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:34 AM (0O7c5)
Quit trying to churn up controversy.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 11:34 AM (akBPY)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:34 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 11:34 AM (lHb9q)
-
Don't contemplate the double reverse head fake. That way lies madness.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 11:35 AM (lz5vi)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:32 AM (0O7c5)
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Thats udderly ridiculous.....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:33 AM (8XRCm)
Casein point
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:35 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 11:35 AM (akBPY)
do you have any cheddar to post your bail?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:35 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:34 AM (0O7c5)
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Theres something in the way she moooooos. Attracts me like no udder lover.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:36 AM (8XRCm)
That's what they want you to think.
But we know they know we know it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 11:36 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:37 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:37 AM (nqiq9)
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And, according to WZ, the price is as low as a pack of cigarettes.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 11:37 AM (VUEnv)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 11:34 AM (lHb9q)
Mighty cheesy of you.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:38 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:38 AM (nqiq9)
Sir, some troublesome elements of the serf class have begun to complain about our strategy of Back The Electable Moderate.
They say that we've run that playbook every four years since Reagan, and with it, we've managed to win the national popular vote precisely twice in seven elections.
What's that, sir? I should tell the serfs to "go piss up a rope"? Very well, then, sir! At once!
Posted by: Another RNC Establishment Toady at June 09, 2015 11:39 AM (noWW6)
if their men will not fight for them, why are we
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:39 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:38 AM (nqiq9)
If they are brie-f
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:39 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:40 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:40 AM (zOTsN)
They DGAF about actual women, only their imaginary issues and bruce jenner's fake womanhood.
Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 11:41 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 11:41 AM (JtwS4)
Not that I advocate not paying your loans but how would the candidate pay without having a job?
Posted by: Titanium at June 09, 2015 11:14 AM (VhPjL)
Why is that the employer's problem?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2015 11:41 AM (vXKGT)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:42 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:42 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: The New York Times at June 09, 2015 11:42 AM (q+zA9)
I canola wait so long.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 11:41 AM (JtwS4)
.... olive you... man.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:42 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: StrawMan at June 09, 2015 11:42 AM (W4LFA)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:40 AM (zOTsN)
Curds?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:43 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 11:43 AM (dHL+B)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:44 AM (zOTsN)
Here's the recipe...
Oh, wait, thought this was the food thread.
Posted by: mindful webworker - gramma's secret recipe at June 09, 2015 11:44 AM (MDTpF)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:44 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 11:45 AM (+aCe4)
Posted by: The New York Times at June 09, 2015 11:45 AM (q+zA9)
That's ok. I like BK burgers better anyways.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:45 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:40 AM (zOTsN)
Curds?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:43 AM (fWAjv)
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The problen with arming the curds is they might fight today...... but turn into muensters in the future.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:45 AM (8XRCm)
Marci Rubio sometimes eats steak with white wine
!!
Posted by: The New York Times at June 09, 2015 11:45 AM (q+zA9)
probably puts ice cubes in it too........so gauche.......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:46 AM (0O7c5)
Check your burger privilege.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2015 11:46 AM (W5DcG)
Quit going in there when MCD corporate rebranded themselves as the preferred fast food of urban yoof, with a huge hip-hop marketing campaign.
It wasn't long at all before the stories of horrific spontaneous violence in the franchises began to appear in the news. People beaten to death by other patrons. No thanks. I want no part of that crowd.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 11:46 AM (noWW6)
Known as 'paying protection.'
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 11:46 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 11:47 AM (+aCe4)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:47 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 11:45 AM (+aCe4)
No candiru
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:48 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:48 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:45 AM (8XRCm)
Nice.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:48 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:48 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 09, 2015 11:48 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:49 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 09, 2015 11:48 AM (VAsIq)
that's ok chum
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:49 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: The New York Times at June 09, 2015 11:50 AM (q+zA9)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:45 AM (8XRCm)
So you're saying they are not the creme dela creme. That they're nacho first pick.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:50 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 09, 2015 11:48 AM (VAsIq)
No, it was just for the halibut
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:50 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:49 AM (0O7c5)
Sounded a shad dishonest to me.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:50 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:50 AM (nqiq9)
you floundered my out
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:51 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:51 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:50 AM (nqiq9)
Your just herring it wrong.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:51 AM (sWgE+)
So bye bye to my hot apple pie.
Drove my chevy to the levy but Im heavy from fries.
Them good old boys was grilling with the flame to high.
Signing this'll be the day that we die.
This'll be the day that we die.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:52 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:49 AM (nqiq9)
Don't be koi. Tell us how you really feel.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:52 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: StrawMan at June 09, 2015 11:52 AM (W4LFA)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:52 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:49 AM (nqiq9)
Oh, stop carping.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:52 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:51 AM (0O7c5)
Oooh. Go on.....
Or are you just carping again?
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:53 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 11:37 AM (VUEnv)
Yeah, but I bet they stick it to you on shipping & handling. That's how they getcha.
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at June 09, 2015 11:53 AM (0bXhD)
Waiting to see if this thread dies on its own. We are down to just making puns. Its death has to be near.
Posted by: StrawMan at June 09, 2015 11:52 AM (W4LFA)
content is like finding a needle in a haystack
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:53 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:53 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:54 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:54 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 11:54 AM (659DL)
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at June 09, 2015 11:55 AM (0bXhD)
breathe
no
more
puns
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:53 AM (zOTsN)
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Hmmmm..... oxygen.... or humor.
Sound like the lessor of two weevils to me.....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:55 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:55 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:55 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 09, 2015 11:55 AM (vgIRn)
We'll meet again,
if the world's not gone.
It's OK, the world WON'T end in September: Nasa forced to address radical claims a giant asteroid will soon destroy humanity
http://dailym.ai/1F6q5hx
Posted by: mindful webworker - SMOD the tease at June 09, 2015 11:59 AM (MDTpF)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 09, 2015 12:10 PM (evdj2)
I had a possum in the kitchen once. Woke up at 4am with a strange
feeling, went into the kitchen and found my cat trying to play with it.
I guess he thought it was a new pet.
*
*
My big black cat, Wolf, was once an outdoor cat until I took him in. One day he encountered a possum outside. They looked each other over, then went calmly in opposite directions. I'm glad to know Wolf is smart enough not to tangle with a wild animal, and pleased the possum didn't want to fool with a cat bigger than he was.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 09, 2015 12:28 PM (uWhPn)
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