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1 test

Posted by: MH at June 09, 2015 08:56 AM (F2IAQ)

2 test

Posted by: MH at June 09, 2015 08:56 AM (F2IAQ)

3 Great album and documentary.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 09, 2015 08:56 AM (1HNqn)

4 Dump YAY

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 08:56 AM (F2IAQ)

5 This banned shit is getting old.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 08:56 AM (F2IAQ)

6 So what's with The Band?

Posted by: HH at June 09, 2015 08:57 AM (Qia1Z)

7 The Night they Drove Old Dixie Down the Song they are remembered for the most..
Georgia on my Mind the best song they ever did,

Posted by: Ron Leg WABX at June 09, 2015 08:58 AM (/WmRg)

8 Ah...coffee and a good Dump. Rapey Tuesday is off to a good start.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 08:59 AM (h4vJk)

9 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 08:59 AM (rks47)

10
Ahhh, dump.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2015 08:59 AM (vXKGT)

11 I LOVE The Band!
Morning 'rons...

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at June 09, 2015 08:59 AM (WDySP)

12 This banned shit is getting old.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 08:56 AM (F2IAQ)

6 So what's with The Band?

Posted by: HH at June 09, 2015 08:57 AM (Qia1Z)




Ahhh.

Serendipity.


*becomes all cosmically enlightened and stuff*

Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 08:59 AM (KUa85)

13 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 08:59 AM (rks47)

14 Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 08:59 AM (KUa85)

If I had wanted Serendipity I would have shot it up.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:00 AM (F2IAQ)

15 Why does anyone read the NYT?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 09:00 AM (GpgJl)

16 what fresh doom awaits us today?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:01 AM (0O7c5)

17
The most accurate headline you'll read today:

The Hill: Republicans fear they will win ObamaCare court battle

Sen. Ron Johnson (R) has proposed legislation to extend subsidies until August 2017 and repeal the Affordable Care Acts requirements to buy and provide insurance. Thirty-one Republican senators have co-sponsored the measure, including McConnell.

"My bill is a transition piece of legislation that will allow the American people a voice in what our health care system will look like beyond the 2016 election," Johnson said in a statement. "It acknowledges political realities by preventing turmoil and disruptions should the Supreme Court rule subsidies cannot be paid through federal exchanges."

http://tinyurl.com/qecw3fo

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 09:01 AM (kdS6q)

18 That global warming plateau is really a decrease that they have fudged the numbers on.


We have been cooling down since 1998.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 09:02 AM (GpgJl)

19
Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 08:59 AM (KUa85)






How do you get comically enlightened? Humanities degree at an Ivy?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2015 09:02 AM (vXKGT)

20 Building The New Dark-Age Mind

I once read a great, pithy description of the Dark Ages: It was a time when mankind forgot everything they already knew.

I've been thinking about this a lot lately, in an age where cooling means warming, men can become women by saying so, free expression means the relentless suppression of free thinking, etc. etc. ad nauseam.





Posted by: Citizen X at June 09, 2015 09:03 AM (7ObY1)

21 pixy's got a wicked case of the hiccups today

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 09, 2015 09:03 AM (DT3rQ)

22 That SF gun control case is a prime example of how perilous out rights are. They always hinge on one judge.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 09:03 AM (GpgJl)

23 RE: The Supremes refuse to hear gun case. Obama and the NSA have had "the talk" with Roberts about Barry's legacy.

Posted by: Daybrother at June 09, 2015 09:03 AM (liASI)

24 Observation of some consequence:

Rubio has someone worried, eh?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (659DL)

25 The gun case thing could be kind of a big deal, I would think. The infringers could be feeling empowered.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (BZAd3)

26
Oh god I love the Band.

And just to go all crossbows early: no, Cripple Creek is the best.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (JtwS4)

27 Hubby has been summoned, invited to the WH. I hope he asks to see Joe's Trans Am.

Posted by: NCKate at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (pBnwl)

28 How do you get comically enlightened?
Humanities degree at an Ivy?



Court mandated community service as a bar back at a comedy club, or clerking for a judge.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (akBPY)

29 >>The Night they Drove Old Dixie Down the Song they are remembered for the most..

CoughCough *The Weight* CoughCough

I remember my old boss when I was 22 or so telling me a song was by 'The Band'.

What Band.

The Band.

Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (lIU4e)

30 20,
Heinlein called it: "Bad Luck"

Posted by: anon a mouse at June 09, 2015 09:05 AM (C9pBZ)

31
Achtung, trolls:

Bruce Jenner is dead.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 09, 2015 09:05 AM (sattt)

32 25
The gun case thing could be kind of a big deal, I would think. The infringers could be feeling empowered.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (BZAd3)

yep

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:05 AM (0O7c5)

33 Oh god I love the Band.

And just to go all crossbows early: no, Cripple Creek is the best.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (JtwS4)



"Rag, Mama, Rag" is our theme song.

Posted by: All SJW Fymynysts Everywhere at June 09, 2015 09:05 AM (KUa85)

34 Global warming modeling is analogous to trying to drive on a curvy mountain road only by looking in the rearview mirror.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 09:06 AM (NeFrd)

35 Thanks for the prayers and good wishes, everyone. I left a willowed reply on the earlier thread.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 09:06 AM (9HoBs)

36 But the good news is that I have a plausible explanation for the large pile of automobiles at the bottom of Land's End cliff.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 09:06 AM (NeFrd)

37 33 Oh god I love the Band.
and just to go all crossbows early: no, Cripple Creek is the best.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (JtwS4)


"Rag, Mama, Rag" is our theme song.



"I Shall Be Released" is my pick.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 09, 2015 09:06 AM (7ObY1)

38 This Is Disgusting

Yes. It is. I remain in a state of revulsion that killing your baby in utero is heralded in this country as some kind of great moral good, an advancement of women's independence and freedom. You're nothing but a bunch of butchers, whose self-proclaimed progressive and enlightened views are nothing more than the Moloch worship of old.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:07 AM (2Ojst)

39 >>>17
The most accurate headline you'll read today:

The Hill: Republicans fear they will win ObamaCare court battle

Sen. Ron Johnson (R) has proposed legislation to extend subsidies until August 2017
---------

Yeah, what a deal he is one of my Senators. What's the difference between this and what his carpet munching juniorette Senator from WI would have done?

They wonder why we are fed up with them. The sad thing is he was never in politics until elected 2010. Screw the GOP, each and everyone of them

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:07 AM (F2IAQ)

40 How do you get comically enlightened?
Humanities degree at an Ivy?



You study Marx*, of course.









*Groucho

Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 09:07 AM (KUa85)

41 Georgia on my Mind the best song they ever did,


Posted by: Ron Leg WABX at June 09, 2015 08:58 AM



Acadian Driftwood surpasses all.

Posted by: huerfano at June 09, 2015 09:07 AM (bynk/)

42 That cynical bastard Obama is trying once again to play the Catholics.

His Obamacare fiasco has INCREASED health care costs and made matters WORSE for everyone.

How dare he make a "moral" case for his socialist nightmare.

Posted by: Feh at June 09, 2015 09:07 AM (twExs)

43 Sherman was right. The only way to get people to stop fighting is to burn it down.

Posted by: Draki at June 09, 2015 09:07 AM (0eidE)

44 I knew this comment was coming.


If people would allow females to have safe, legal, medical abortions FREE any time they want one, this woman could have had earlier prevention. With access to early treatment, women wouldn't be desperate enough to do this sort of thing

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:07 AM (fWAjv)

45 if you don't repay your student loan...you should not be allowed to use your degree in any field where the degree was required...you should not be able to put it on your resume....and you should be paid the rate a non degreed person would make......your name should be stripped from the school.....and no record of your attendance should remain there


Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:07 AM (0O7c5)

46 Global warming modeling is analogous to trying to drive on a curvy mountain road only by looking in the rearview mirror.

With the entire mountain range moving.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 09:08 AM (659DL)

47 Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (lIU4e)



Yep! Have had that happen to me more than once.

Posted by: HH at June 09, 2015 09:08 AM (Qia1Z)

48 But the good news is that I have a plausible explanation for the large pile of automobiles at the bottom of Land's End cliff.



People have trouble understanding what "land ends" means?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:08 AM (akBPY)

49 I read this morning that the Bilderberg Group is backing Hillary for president. It is more or less reported they "put Obama in the presidency." Do they have this sort of power and are we f---ed? Article said they were seeing to it that no other Democrat contender got any bank backing. Sort of a chilling back light story.....

Posted by: Annas at June 09, 2015 09:09 AM (P+I7L)

50
I Shall Be Released is a Dylan cover, though.

And I ask unanimous consent to revise and extend by remarks, because of course "The Weight".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:09 AM (JtwS4)

51 Dump, now with music videos? What's next, an astrology column? crossword puzzle?

My little fuzzy yellow kitty guy just brought a good-sized mouse in the house. As usual, I yell and chase, trying to get him to take it back outside, but, no, he drops the mouse and then goes outside, without it. As usual. At least this time it was dead and I didn't have to chase it; those scenes are always "hilarious."

I try to explain, no mouse INside. Keep your mouses OUTside. (Inside and outside are words we have tried to teach all the pets.) He's dining on it OUTside now. Kittehs - they're so cuuuute... most of the time... little killer carnivores.

Can't really complain when they earn their keep by keeping the vermin down, but... bleagh!

Posted by: mindful webworker - here kitty here kitty.. oh, wait... at June 09, 2015 09:09 AM (MDTpF)

52 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
-----

Yeah. Funny how God given rights can somehow be withdrawn by a politically appointed lawyer in a free Country.

I crack me up.

Posted by: Daybrother SMOD 2016 real change at June 09, 2015 09:09 AM (liASI)

53 "The Night They Drove Miss Daisy Down"

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 09:09 AM (NeFrd)

54 The butthurt is strong with this one.

http://tinyurl.com/pndak4v

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 09:10 AM (WkAbe)

55 "My bill is a transition piece of legislation that will allow the American people a voice in what our health care system will look like beyond the 2016 election,"

i.e. Transitional in the sense of, "The subsidies will be in place until the country collapses under the weight of debt or SMOD arrives, whichever comes first."

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:10 AM (O7MnT)

56 44 I knew this comment was coming.


If people would allow females to have safe, legal, medical abortions FREE any time they want one, this woman could have had earlier prevention. With access to early treatment, women wouldn't be desperate enough to do this sort of thing
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:07 AM (fWAjv)

Oh bull-fucking-shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:10 AM (2Ojst)

57 OK MUTT you pull a crossbow I pull a Barrrett 50 cal
If you never heard the Bands Version of Georgia on my mind you have not heard the greatest rendition ever including Ray Charles , more soul than you could ever expect

Posted by: Ron Leg WABX at June 09, 2015 09:10 AM (/WmRg)

58 The Band.

Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (lIU4e)

Who?


I thought they performed 'Pinball Wizard?'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:10 AM (fWAjv)

59 I once read a great, pithy description of the Dark Ages: It was a time when mankind forgot everything they already knew.

Which is absolutely not what happened in AD 475, I have to point out.

I've been thinking about this a lot lately, in an age where cooling means warming, men can become women by saying so, free expression means the relentless suppression of free thinking, etc. etc. ad nauseam.


Which didn't happen in the fifth century.

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 09, 2015 09:10 AM (a42f0)

60 Why would the Supreme Court refuse to hear an obvious unconstitutional gun law case?

They're afraid that all gun laws that 'infringe' on the right to bare arms would overturn all gun laws. They're tired of arguing the same issue over and over. They don't want to have everything (Gary Oldman scream) come to the Supreme Court to be decided.

Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 09:10 AM (HYf+U)

61 i'm with the band

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:11 AM (0O7c5)

62 54 The butthurt is strong with this one.

http://tinyurl.com/pndak4v
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 09:10 AM (WkAbe)

STFU Gwynnie and go steam your hoo-ha.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:11 AM (2Ojst)

63 Just the URL of that last story was enough for me. Poor baby.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 09:11 AM (rHXGG)

64 54 The butthurt is strong with this one.

http://tinyurl.com/pndak4v

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 09:10 AM (WkAbe)

Iron Man needs to stop sticking his dick in crazy

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:12 AM (fWAjv)

65 This post is meaningless without the Buena Vista Social Club.

Posted by: Fritz at June 09, 2015 09:13 AM (UzPAd)

66 Deception. Whoever's best at it wins...

http://tinyurl.com/pu3dh6w

Sure seems that way.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 09:13 AM (BZAd3)

67 "They're afraid that all gun laws that 'infringe' on the right to bare arms would overturn all gun laws."

Bear arms. And the overwhelming majority of the country's gun laws violate the 2nd Amendment.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:14 AM (2Ojst)

68 Personally, I compare Gwymeth Paltrow to unattractive growths of lichen.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 09:14 AM (659DL)

69 58 The Band.

Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (lIU4e)

Who?


I thought they performed 'Pinball Wizard?'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:10 AM (fWAjv)

Guess Who?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:14 AM (F2IAQ)

70 The butthurt is strong with this one.

http://tinyurl.com/pndak4v
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 09:10 AM (WkAbe)

OK. How 'bout Caitlyn?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 09:15 AM (BZAd3)

71 So what happens to transvestites who just want to be transvestites? Do they have to be killed?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 09, 2015 09:15 AM (IuPHI)

72 66 Deception. Whoever's best at it wins...

http://tinyurl.com/pu3dh6w

Sure seems that way.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 09:13 AM (BZAd3)

Whoever believes pali photoshop propaganda are damn fools.

Sadly, there are an abundance of damn fools at this time.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:15 AM (fWAjv)

73 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 09:01 AM (kdS6q)

I don't even have the energy to be outraged anymore.

Though, if it really removes the Individual Mandate and Guaranteed Issue, that *might* make up for keeping the subsidies.

Those two provisions need the AllenG solution.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 09:15 AM (rks47)

74 68 Personally, I compare Gwymeth Paltrow to unattractive growths of lichen.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 09:14 AM (659DL)

Likened to lichen?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:15 AM (2Ojst)

75 Hmm. "Insightful HQ presence; 69 across; 5 letters"
M _ R O N

I don't know. I'm stumped.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 09:15 AM (kivUY)

76
What's with the Keanu Reeves reference in the other thread?

Reeves is making a good comeback in action films. More power to him. And he was great acting with the puppy.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 09, 2015 09:16 AM (iQIUe)

77 >>If people would allow females to have safe, legal, medical abortions
FREE any time they want one, this woman could have had earlier
prevention. With access to early treatment, women wouldn't be desperate
enough to do this sort of thing

Please tell me how she didn't have access to Planned Parenthood prior to her 2nd trimester.

If by access you mean "money to pay for it" then we need to redefine our concept of personal responsibility. If I buy a car, it breaks down, and I can't afford to fix it - does this mean I don't have access to a mechanic and it is the state's responsibility to pay for it? What about the dad?

The whole "choice" argument has always annoyed me because there are so many choices one makes *before* getting pregnant, such as:
- Whether or not to have sex
-With whom to have sex (will he support you if he impregnates you?)
-When to have sex (time of month)
- Which birth control method(s) to use to prevent pregnancy.

Not getting why other are responsible for the pregnancy (terminating it) when the mother and gather have all these choices in the matter.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:16 AM (k2QA3)

78 Likened to lichen?




It kinda grows on you.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:16 AM (akBPY)

79 Posted by: Grey Fox at June 09, 2015 09:10 AM (a42f0)


comparison

noun: comparison; plural noun: comparisons

the act or instance of comparing.
"they drew a comparison between Gandhi's teaching and that of other teachers"

synonyms: juxtaposition, collation, differentiation
"a comparison of the results"

Posted by: Citizen X at June 09, 2015 09:16 AM (7ObY1)

80 m"y"ron?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:17 AM (0O7c5)

81 I had a possum in the kitchen once. Woke up at 4am with a strange feeling, went into the kitchen and found my cat trying to play with it.
I guess he thought it was a new pet.

Posted by: Daybrother SMOD 2016 = time for real change at June 09, 2015 09:17 AM (liASI)

82 Hmm. "Insightful HQ presence; 69 across; 5 letters"
M _ R O N

I don't know. I'm stumped.


MYRON

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 09:17 AM (659DL)

83 Dem Congressman Compares Rubio To Ricky Ricardo

Preston Brooks, thou shouldst be alive at this hour.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 09:17 AM (zF6Iw)

84 That cynical bastard Obama is trying once again to play the Catholics.

His Obamacare fiasco has INCREASED health care costs and made matters WORSE for everyone.

How dare he make a "moral" case for his socialist nightmare.
Posted by: Feh at June 09, 2015 09:07 AM (twExs)



Hmm. If only there were a group of like-minded individuals

who could make the moral/ethical/financial argument against Obamacare

who could oppose the President and Obamacare in the political arena

a...a....oh, I don't know

an opposition party.


But, I suppose that's all just a beautiful dream.


*sigh*

Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 09:17 AM (KUa85)

85 Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 09:15 AM (kivUY)

you said 69 ha ha ha
Posted by: Beavis

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:17 AM (F2IAQ)

86 lol circa

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:17 AM (0O7c5)

87 >>If people would allow females to have safe, legal, medical abortions

In my darker moments, I hope that every infant aborted late-term is the reincarnation of someone who had an abortion and is fully aware of what is happening to them.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:18 AM (O7MnT)

88 bear, bare meaning to carry not to expose confuses me.

Bear is an animal.

I have moments of sub optimal lucidity.
Thanks for the memory jog M. Insomniac

Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 09:18 AM (HYf+U)

89 And I ask unanimous consent to revise and extend by remarks, because of course "The Weight".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:09 AM (JtwS4)

Love that song.

Although I have to admit, I dig the Aretha version even more. With Duane Allman on guitar! Fanfcuking tastic.

Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:18 AM (lIU4e)

90 CoughCough *The Weight* CoughCough

Posted by: Lea
----------------------------
Aretha Franklin does a great version of that with Duane Allman on slide guitar.
Look for it. Seriously.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 09:18 AM (vztUc)

91 Reeves is making a good comeback in action films.

Just as long as he doesn't ever try the English accent from Dracula again.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 09:18 AM (659DL)

92 I had a job candidate who was unable to provide a transcript because he was behind on his student loans and the uni wouldn't cough one up.

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:18 AM (ztOda)

93 I have moments of sub optimal lucidity.
Thanks for the memory jog M. Insomniac

Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 09:18 AM (HYf+U)

Heh. It's still early yet. Need moar coffee myself...

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:19 AM (2Ojst)

94 92
I had a job candidate who was unable to provide a transcript because he
was behind on his student loans and the uni wouldn't cough one up.

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:18 AM (ztOda)

good...

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:19 AM (0O7c5)

95 75 Hmm. "Insightful HQ presence; 69 across; 5 letters"
M _ R O N

I don't know. I'm stumped.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 09:15 AM (kivUY)

Naggers. It's always the damn naggers.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:20 AM (fWAjv)

96 With access to early treatment, women wouldn't be desperate enough to do this sort of thing

*snort* She could have taken illegally-obtained pills from Canada three months earlier. Or, get this, taken her (free! Hail SCOAMF!) BCP consistently and correctly.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 09:20 AM (rHXGG)

97 Concealed carry, to bear un-bared arms

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:21 AM (ztOda)

98 when you don't make your car payments......they take away your car


Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:21 AM (0O7c5)

99 *snort* She could have taken illegally-obtained pills from Canada three months earlier. Or, get this, taken her (free! Hail SCOAMF!) BCP consistently and correctly.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 09:20 AM (rHXGG)

Or used any one of a number of OTC barrier-method and/or spermicidal contraceptives. Or just not spread her legs.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:21 AM (2Ojst)

100
A grandson and namesake of the man who piloted the B-29 that dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, Japan, during World War II is taking over leadership of the United States' fleet of nuclear-capable B-2 stealth bombers.

Brig. Gen. Paul W. Tibbets IV took command of the 509th Bomb Wing during a ceremony Friday at Whiteman Air Force Base in Missouri. Tibbets' grandfather, Paul W. Tibbets Jr., was assigned to a predecessor of the 509th Bomb Wing when he piloted the Enola Gay in the world's first atomic bomb mission on Aug. 6, 1945.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 09:21 AM (kdS6q)

101 Hmm. "Insightful HQ presence; 69 across; 5 letters"
M _ R O N
I don't know. I'm stumped.
Posted by: andycanuck


Naggers. It's always the damn naggers.



5 letter? X WIFE

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:21 AM (akBPY)

102
I love how Lea and Chi went all hive mind about Aretha Franklin.

I'm not sure if this place is beautiful or scary.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:22 AM (JtwS4)

103 Sadly, there are an abundance of damn fools at this time.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:15 AM (fWAjv)

And it's not only that. It's everything; from fake rape, to fake racism, fake xenophobia, fake stories about politicians and traffic tickets...

Loads of bullshit, dearth of truth.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 09:22 AM (BZAd3)

104 @51 - He was bringing it to you as a prize. They do that. It's the cutest/most disgusting thing.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 09, 2015 09:22 AM (vg8iE)

105 98 when you don't make your car payments......they take away your car


Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:21 AM (0O7c5)

TFG didn't fix that???

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:23 AM (fWAjv)

106 *snort* She could have taken illegally- obtained pills from Canada three months earlier. Or, get this, taken her (free! Hail SCOAMF!) BCP consistently and correctly.
Posted by: HR

Or used any one of a number of OTC barrier-method and/or spermicidal contraceptives. Or just not spread her legs.



Anal.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:23 AM (akBPY)

107 The whole "choice" argument has always annoyed me because there are so many choices one makes *before* getting pregnant

Why do you hate women? /rhetorical

(I'm flashing back to that thread where ace kept insisting it's not reasonable to expect a healthy adult to keep it in their pants.)

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 09:23 AM (rHXGG)

108 I hope they invited the Japanese Ambassador.

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:23 AM (ztOda)

109 >>Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:21 AM (2Ojst)

So, she had a CHOICE to use or not use contracpetives.

She had a CHOICE of various contraceptives she could have used.

She had a CHOICE of whether to be sexually active.

She had a CHOICE of whether to be sexually active with the particular gentleman she chose.

But people who think that once she's created a baby, the baby has a right to live are denying her CHOICE.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:24 AM (O7MnT)

110 I'm not sure if this place is beautiful or scary.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:22 AM (JtwS4)

scareutiful

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:24 AM (F2IAQ)

111 Holy f#ck. The RINOs at Twitchy are still pushing the police brutality at McKinney meme even as they bitch about the radical Left moving into the town to "protest" and threats of terror etc.

BTW, the cop and his family are in hiding now because of death threats.

And Conservative Treehouse has updated their latest McKinney report with alot more information than even the version I was linking yesterday evening.
http://tinyurl.com/nc8lt8p

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 09:24 AM (kivUY)

112 Preston Brooks, thou shouldst be alive at this hour.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 09:17 AM


That would certainly make me watch C-SPAN.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 09:24 AM (h4vJk)

113 5 letter? X WIFE
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:21 AM (akBPY)

BACKSTABBER. Wait, that's...*counts on fingers* eleven letters.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:24 AM (2Ojst)

114 >>I love how Lea and Chi went all hive mind about Aretha Franklin.

HA! Great minds.

>>My little fuzzy yellow kitty guy just brought a good-sized mouse in the house. As usual, I yell and chase, trying to get him to take it back outside, but, no, he drops the mouse and then goes outside, without it.

OMG! This is why I will never have a cat door.

My fuzzy little monster trotted over sunday with a teeny tiny baby thing that at first I thought was a mouse, but turned out to be a baby rabbit! Sad. It wasn't dead and was wriggling all around. I am cool with the cat killing mice, snakes and birds, but baby rabbits are a bit much!

Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:24 AM (lIU4e)

115 >>(I'm flashing back to that thread where ace kept insisting it's not
reasonable to expect a healthy adult to keep it in their pants.)

Glad I missed that thread.
I mean, being an adult - what does it mean?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:25 AM (k2QA3)

116 BTW, the cop and his family are in hiding now because of death threats.



Time to go on the offensive.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:25 AM (akBPY)

117 Anal.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:23 AM (akBPY)

It's early. Butt, thread winner

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:25 AM (F2IAQ)

118 See, car loans are racist!


http://tinyurl.com/pllnuzk


Specifically, the new Consumer Financial Protection Bureau is ginning up a campaign to use 'disparate impact' analysis to charge racism in auto lending.

*story from 2013

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:25 AM (fWAjv)

119
5 letter? X WIFE
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:21 AM (akBPY)

BACKSTABBER. Wait, that's...*counts on fingers* eleven letters.


Damn. "Shallow unmarked grave" totally doesn't fit.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:25 AM (JtwS4)

120
Last nite I peeked out and it was extremely humid. This am I go out and was hit by a few raindrops. That is what we call rain in socal.

Anyway, they are filming up the street at the same location. I wonder why the neighbors dont get pissed off.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 09, 2015 09:26 AM (iQIUe)

121 105 98 when you don't make your car payments......they take away your car


Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:21 AM (0O7c5)

TFG didn't fix that???
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:23 AM (fWAjv)

There is a persistent rumor about that in the auto finance industry. Enough so, that several firms have approached my company to design new ways of tracking cars until the payments are complete.

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:26 AM (ztOda)

122 Wonder what it's like to be in such a cult like trance that you still must defend ridiculous, failed Obama policy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2015 09:26 AM (A98Xu)

123 Preston Brooks, thou shouldst be alive at this hour.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect
Piercing



I'd settle for Foster Brooks.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:27 AM (akBPY)

124 Anal.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:23 AM (akBPY)

It's early. Butt, thread winner

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:25 AM


Seconded!

Posted by: Mattress Girl at June 09, 2015 09:27 AM (h4vJk)

125 >>Wonder what it's like to be in such a cult like trance that you still must defend ridiculous, failed Obama policy.

Maybe look at Sceintology for clues?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:27 AM (k2QA3)

126 I'd settle for Foster Brooks.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:27 AM


You'll get Mel Brooks.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 09:28 AM (h4vJk)

127
SHE SHE SHE -- is that all you can say? SHE didnt knock herself up alone. SHE isnt the only one who chose not to use contraceptives.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 09, 2015 09:28 AM (iQIUe)

128 >>Anal.

>>It's early. Butt, thread winner

Heh. That would the the "back hole" right?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:28 AM (k2QA3)

129 And Conservative Treehouse has updated their latest McKinney report with alot more information than even the version I was linking yesterday evening.
http://tinyurl.com/nc8lt8p
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 09:24 AM (kivUY)

A mixture of assholes, stupid teens and a spastic cop. As far as I'm concerned they all suck.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:28 AM (2Ojst)

130 Hmm. "Insightful HQ presence; 69 across; 5 letters"

M _ R O N

I don't know. I'm stumped.

Posted by: andycanuck





Naggers. It's always the damn naggers.







5 letter? X WIFE

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:21 AM (akBPY)


I always liked the AoSHQ crossword puzzle, but it just got old after a while. Seems like every puzzle contained the clue: Academy Award Winning Actor...
Of course, the answer is "Brian Dennehy," no matter how many letters it contained.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2015 09:28 AM (TOk1P)

131 On the last thread

Someone referenced the Emperor Diocletian as a sort of Obama descriptor-

that actually was a short-lived progtard meme at the beginning of the Obama Slump(TM):

https://naturalfake.wordpress.com/2009/11/27/waitin

g-for-pinochet/


The Diocletian stuff is near the end of the post - if you wish to bypass all that brilliant naturalfake insight.



And yep, it's from my crap blog and yep, it's old.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 09:28 AM (KUa85)

132 128 >>Anal.

>>It's early. Butt, thread winner

Heh. That would the the "back hole" right?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:28 AM (k2QA3)

How dare you assign such importance to the binary location of an anterior or posterior opening!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:29 AM (2Ojst)

133 I'd settle for Foster Brooks.


You'll get Mel Brooks.



DEAL!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:29 AM (akBPY)

134 >>Wonder what it's like to be in such a cult like trance that you still must defend ridiculous, failed Obama policy.

We are one with The Body.

It's bliss-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s.

Posted by: GOP Senators at June 09, 2015 09:29 AM (O7MnT)

135 17--If the GOPe were in charge back in '44, they would have given the Normandy beaches back to Hitler to hold "for the transition." These guys are beyond stupid. Sh*t Can every last one of them.

Posted by: bystander at June 09, 2015 09:30 AM (hKyl0)

136
Anal.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:23 AM (akBPY)

It's early. Butt, thread winner


The Lube. Always the Lube.8


*posted on behalf of She Who Ain't Here.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:30 AM (JtwS4)

137 There is a persistent rumor about that in the auto finance industry. Enough so, that several firms have approached my company to design new ways of tracking cars until the payments are complete.

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:26 AM (ztOda)

Talked with the dealer about something similar.


I guess he was talking about this...

http://tinyurl.com/myw4pas

The thermometer showed a 103.5-degree fever, and her 10-year-old's asthma was flaring up. Mary Bolender, who lives in Las Vegas, needed to get her daughter to an emergency room, but her 2005 Chrysler van would not start.

The cause was not a mechanical problem - it was her lender.

Ms. Bolender was three days behind on her monthly car payment.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:30 AM (fWAjv)

138 >>Someone referenced the Emperor Diocletian as a sort of Obama descriptor-

Yo.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:30 AM (O7MnT)

139 when you don't make your car payments......they take away your car

It's been awhile since I've seen a repo at work...we have a theory that the "we sell shitty cars to people with shitty credit" places make their money selling the same cars over and over again.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 09:30 AM (rHXGG)

140
I had a possum in the kitchen once. Woke up at 4am with a strange feeling, went into the kitchen and found my cat trying to play with it.
I guess he thought it was a new pet.

Posted by: Daybrother SMOD 2016 = time for real change at June 09, 2015 09:17 AM (liASI)






Had a possum get into my bedroom once (left the glass sliding door open while taking laundry out to the garage). Didn't realize it until I was in bed with the lights out, heard it rummaging around under my desk. Took close to an hour to get it to run out the door.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2015 09:31 AM (vXKGT)

141 >>SHE SHE SHE -- is that all you can say? SHE didnt knock herself up
alone. SHE isnt the only one who chose not to use contraceptives.

ITA, but feminists/abortion supporters have effectively eliminated the father/sperm-donor from the conversation. It's now an arrangement between the woman, her doctor, and the state (the "third man" paying for it).
Insane.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:31 AM (k2QA3)

142 We return to our movie starring Preston Brooks, Foster Brooks, Mel Brooks, Brooks Robinson and Wang the Chinese Wonder Bull in "The Three Stooges Get Neutered by a John Deere Bush Hog..."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 09:31 AM (659DL)

143 Summon the Trashcan Man.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 09, 2015 09:32 AM (evdj2)

144 But people who think that once she's created a baby, the baby has a right to live are denying her CHOICE.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:24 AM
________

We choose a candidate when we vote. So, choice is fundamental to democracy. So, anyone who questions any choice by anybody else is anti-democratic. To oppose abortion (which we now call "choice") is the same as denying people the right to vote. Actually, it's exactly the same. In fact, my conclusion falls apart as the two are indistinguishable from each other.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 09:32 AM (8fgsi)

145
We return to our movie starring Preston Brooks, Foster Brooks, Mel Brooks, Brooks Robinson and Wang the Chinese Wonder Bull in "The Three Stooges Get Neutered by a John Deere Bush Hog..."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 09:31 AM (659DL)







Oh, I see how it is.

Posted by: Albert Brooks at June 09, 2015 09:32 AM (vXKGT)

146 (I'm flashing back to that thread where ace kept insisting it's not reasonable to expect a healthy adult to keep it in their pants.)

That was hilarious. Was that the same one where he couldn't decide if Lauren was a prude or a... wanton woman?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 09:33 AM (kff5f)

147 127
SHE SHE SHE -- is that all you can say? SHE didnt knock herself up alone. SHE isnt the only one who chose not to use contraceptives.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 09, 2015 09:28 AM (iQIUe)

Isn't SHE SHE SHE supposed to be all strong and independent and empowered and shit?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:33 AM (2Ojst)

148 Someone referenced the Emperor Diocletian as a sort of Obama descriptor-

Yo.


Slight problem:

Diocletian was competent.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 09:33 AM (659DL)

149 Ms. Bolender was three days behind on her monthly car payment.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:30 AM (fWAjv)

I suspect Ms Bolender didn't pick up the damn phone, say about 10 days earlier either.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:33 AM (F2IAQ)

150 sexist

Posted by: Brooke Shields at June 09, 2015 09:33 AM (KCxzN)

151 Posted by: Albert Brooks at June 09, 2015 09:32 AM (vXKGT)

Already had a shape shifter. Sorry.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 09:34 AM (659DL)

152 >>BTW, the cop and his family are in hiding now because of death threats.

Bonkers. He didn't even hurt anyone. WTF?

Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:34 AM (lIU4e)

153 ITA, but feminists/abortion supporters have effectively eliminated the father/sperm-donor from the conversation. It's now an arrangement between the woman, her doctor, and the state (the "third man" paying for it).
Insane.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:31 AM (k2QA3)

========
How do you know it isnt the father pressuring the woman to get an abortion? This bullshit woman bashing gets old and plays into the hands of the left. I never see anyone telling guys to be the fk responsible.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 09, 2015 09:34 AM (iQIUe)

154 Why is it when the headline says "This is Disgusting" that it's the first thing I read? Especially given that it's posted on AoSHQ?

*shakes head*

I'll never learn. That story was just plain sick.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 09:34 AM (nqiq9)

155 Had a possum get into my bedroom once (left the glass sliding door open while taking laundry out to the garage). Didn't realize it until I was in bed with the lights out, heard it rummaging around under my desk. Took close to an hour to get it to run out the door.



Grab possum by base of tail. Pick up, carry outside. Set down gently. Go back inside. Everyone survives. Easy peasy.

Seriously.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:34 AM (akBPY)

156 SHE SHE SHE -- is that all you can say? SHE didnt knock herself up
alone. SHE isnt the only one who chose not to use contraceptives.


Random question, not aimed at anyone specific--if there was an oral contraceptive for men with the same "efficiency" as the ones for women, would you take it?

I would trust a guy who said he was on it about as much as a guy should trust a chick who says she's on it but if you might want to have a kid someday, would you take it for your own peace of mind?

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 09:35 AM (rHXGG)

157 and repeal the Affordable Care Acts requirements to buy and provide insurance

Dupe, idiot or conspirator. You make the call. Eliminate the mandate without eliminating must-issue and preexisting conditions and you just eliminated private health insurance, period, exclamation mark.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 09, 2015 09:35 AM (evdj2)

158 >>But people who think that once she's created a baby, the baby has a right to live are denying her CHOICE.

Bingo!

It would be like deciding to take a trip, selecting a destination city, buying a plane/train/bus ticket, packing appropriate apparel for that city, boarding the plane/train/bus and then saying "OMG, I'm not ready for this!!! Someone stop it, I want to get off!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:35 AM (k2QA3)

159 The Bilderbergers made Obama president and Russel Brand a star.

Posted by: steevy at June 09, 2015 09:35 AM (sPO3u)

160 Hey what about us?
Posted by: Brook Brothers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:36 AM (F2IAQ)

161 Grab possum by base of tail. Pick up, carry outside. Set down gently. Go back inside. Everyone survives. Easy peasy.

Seriously.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:34 AM (akBPY)


He's rickb223 of the Nine Fingers in all the songs now.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 09:36 AM (659DL)

162 The cause was not a mechanical problem>>>

It was a mechanical problem. She didn't reset the money switch.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 09, 2015 09:36 AM (Mxs5H)

163 The Bilderbergers made Obama president and Russel Brand a star.

Posted by: steevy at June 09, 2015 09:35 AM (sPO3u)


Also those cute little teddy bears.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2015 09:36 AM (TOk1P)

164 Isn't SHE SHE SHE supposed to be all strong and independent and empowered and shit?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:33 AM (2Ojst)


And isn't SHE SHE SHE the one who committed murder?

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 09:35 AM (rHXGG)

Question- is it cheaper and easier to use than a condom? No? Then no.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 09:37 AM (kff5f)

165 50--I Shall Be Released is a Dylan cover, though.
And I ask unanimous consent to revise and extend by remarks, because of course "The Weight".

The Weight, ftw. ISBR is Dylan and R.Manual, so mehbe not technically a cover.

Posted by: bystander at June 09, 2015 09:37 AM (hKyl0)

166 Anal.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:23 AM (akBPY)

That's how lawyers are conceived.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2015 09:37 AM (Zu3d9)

167 How do you know it isnt the father pressuring the woman to get an abortion?

Or the woman's parents, husband (who is not the sperm donor)/girlfriend, pimp. I think there's a reason they don't ask if you're there voluntarily.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 09:37 AM (rHXGG)

168 >>I would trust a guy who said he was on it about as much as a guy should trust a chick who says she's on it...

Here's the thing, HR: If you actually take the time to get to know the person with whom you're nailing, even - here's a thought! - make sure you really like or love them, then the trust thing is probably already taken care of.

Crazy, I know, when nowadays sex = just an itch in search of a random scratch.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:38 AM (k2QA3)

169
I had a hilarious call from the then wife. "There's a large, dead...animal...in the trash can.

Got home and found it was an opossum. Also not dead, just playing possum. So of course I assume it's rabid and it will be my manly job to dispatch it. Shotgun too loud, so I opt for .22 with a varmint round.

Drag the garbage can out back to the woods. Tip it over. Brace for the charge of an angry rabid possum. And it just trotted away calmly into the woods.

I still have no idea how it got in the trash can.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:38 AM (JtwS4)

170 So Heller is endangered, and so quickly! I guess we should come to terms with the idea Roberts has gone full progressive (and the Bill of Rights is history). Another Bush achievement.

Posted by: MTF at June 09, 2015 09:38 AM (DkJ4E)

171 Grab possum by base of tail. Pick up, carry outside. Set down gently. Go back inside. Everyone survives. Easy peasy.
Seriously.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:34 AM (akBPY)

Really. Quick kick at it so it rolls up, then grab by scruff of neck and throw outside.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 09:38 AM (nqiq9)

172 That was hilarious. Was that the same one where he couldn't decide if Lauren was a prude or a... wanton woman?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 09:33 AM (kff5f)

Seriously? I totally missed that one.

Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:38 AM (lIU4e)

173 What is with this f'n website? First it started crashing Ie11 on my laptop and now is crashing the browser on my phone if I let the main page load completely.

Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 09:38 AM (ytdLI)

174 I saw She She She open for Wet Wet Wet at Wembley in '05.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 09:38 AM (zF6Iw)

175 What are we talking about? I'm trying to ketchup.

Posted by: Brooks Rich and Tangy at June 09, 2015 09:39 AM (TOk1P)

176 He's rickb223 of the Nine Fingers in all the songs now.



LOL. Former wildlife rehabber. Possums are the easiest.
Everything else bites.

Except bobcats.
Bobcats slash. With surgical precision.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:39 AM (akBPY)

177 My fuzzy little monster trotted over sunday with a teeny tiny baby thing that at first I thought was a mouse, but turned out to be a baby rabbit! Sad. It wasn't dead and was wriggling all around. I am cool with the cat killing mice, snakes and birds, but baby rabbits are a bit much!

Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:24 AM (lIU4e)


Nurse the bunny to adulthood. Then kill it and eat it. Nothing like a little pan fried rabbit or, as I like to call it, Bugs Bunny On A Plate.

Posted by: RickZ at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (5lg9V)

178 >>We return to our movie starring Preston Brooks, Foster Brooks, Mel Brooks, Brooks Robinson and Wang the Chinese Wonder Bull

With special guest stars Albert Brooks, Senator Edward Brooks, and Brooke Shields.

Stay tuned for Brooklyn Nine-Nine, coming up next.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (O7MnT)

179 >.Or the woman's parents, husband (who is not the sperm donor)/girlfriend,
pimp. I think there's a reason they don't ask if you're there
voluntarily.

Ugh, that's depressing - the thought that someone forced her to take the pills. Just like that poor 14 year old girl reported on last week...

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (k2QA3)

180 I don't relish your position, having to read about 174 comments.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (kivUY)

181 I never see anyone telling guys to be the fk responsible.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 09, 2015 09:34 AM (iQIUe)

When a law is passed that allows a man some choice in the matter of whether a woman aborts HIS baby, then I will be thrilled to be responsible.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (Zu3d9)

182 "Mr. al Baghdadi, tear down this...


...okay, I'll admit, I've got nothing."


/BHO trying to channel Reagan.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (NeFrd)

183 Women have been using abortifacients for centuries (sometimes against their will). Look up the uses of the herb rue, for example.
I think surgical abortions are more barbaric and horrifying.

Posted by: @votermom at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (cbfNE)

184 if Lauren was a prude or a... wanton woman?

So what was his verdict?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (nqiq9)

185
The ultimate man cave: Father spends three years and $50,000 creating fantasy basement complete with sword rack, suits of armor and even a secret passage behind a bookcase

Tyler Kirkham, 32, from Utah, began the fantasy-themed basement in 2012, kitting it out with a $20,000 cinema system, $8,000-worth of stone and masonry, and even a crossbow worth $250. The 1,500sq ft room also has a $15,000 bathroom complete with its own waterfall.

http://tinyurl.com/p46ycc2



Because, unlike a tawdry longbow, a crossbow classes up a joint.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (kdS6q)

186 Here's the thing, HR: If you actually take the time to get to know the
person with whom you're nailing, even - here's a thought! - make sure
you really like or love them, then the trust thing is probably already
taken care of.


Just because you love someone and you've taken a few years to get to know them, doesn't mean they're not gonna drop you for someone they've been fucking on the side.

Ask me how I know! After work, when I can drink.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (rHXGG)

187 I'll never learn. That story was just plain sick.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 09:34 AM (nqiq9)


And yet at least 52% of your "fellow countrymen" will tie themselves in rhetorical and moral knots to defend a woman's "right" to sandblast her uterus and jam scissors into the wriggling remnants of whatever survives.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (zF6Iw)

188 >>What is with this f'n website? First it started crashing Ie11 on my laptop and now is crashing the browser on my phone

Piker

Posted by: I am Twitchy, Crasher of Browsers at June 09, 2015 09:41 AM (O7MnT)

189 Nobody yanks the cord on day three, she was at least sixty days late. Ignition interlocks are easily defeated by shade tree mechanics, my stuff is far more creative.

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:41 AM (ztOda)

190 Posted by: RickZ at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (5lg9V)

Grilled with a mustard sauce!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2015 09:41 AM (Zu3d9)

191 That's how lawyers are conceived.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2015 09:37 AM (Zu3d9)

Watch it, pal.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:42 AM (2Ojst)

192 173 What is with this f'n website? First it started crashing Ie11 on my laptop and now is crashing the browser on my phone if I let the main page load completely.

Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 09:38 AM (ytdLI)

Minx 0.7 alpha Special Edition

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:42 AM (fWAjv)

193 >>and even a crossbow worth $250

That's kind of a bargain basement crossbow. A good one will set you back a G.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:42 AM (O7MnT)

194 >>We return to our movie starring Preston Brooks, Foster Brooks, Mel Brooks, Brooks Robinson and Wang the Chinese Wonder Bull
With special guest stars Albert Brooks, Senator Edward Brooks, and Brooke Shields.


And theme song sung by Brook Benton!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 09:42 AM (zF6Iw)

195 After work, when I can drink.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (rHXGG)

What kind of an asshole boss do you have? You can't drink at work?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2015 09:42 AM (Zu3d9)

196 188 >>What is with this f'n website? First it started crashing Ie11 on my laptop and now is crashing the browser on my phone

Piker
Posted by: I am Twitchy, Crasher of Browsers at June 09, 2015 09:41 AM (O7MnT)

Poseurs.

Posted by: Daily Caller at June 09, 2015 09:42 AM (2Ojst)

197 Possums eat ticks, I love possums now.

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:43 AM (ztOda)

198 Seriously? I totally missed that one.

Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:38 AM (lIU4e)


I think Lauren (who likes the sex as much as any of the 'ettes) really confuses the Head Ewok, because she's also very traditionally moral. He doesn't seem able to grasp the concept that devout Christians can be just as bawdy as everyone else- except for the part where we only sleep with one person- our spouse.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 09:43 AM (kff5f)

199 The 1,500sq ft room also has a $15,000 bathroom complete with its own waterfall.

Yes, that screams 'man cave'.

Also I want it.

Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:43 AM (lIU4e)

200 Are we saying 'man cave' now, or 'front hole'?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:44 AM (JtwS4)

201 Just because you love someone and you've taken a few years to get to know them, doesn't mean they're not gonna drop you for someone they've been fucking on the side.

Ask me how I know! After work, when I can drink.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (rHXGG)

Common tale. I can't prove it, but circumstantial evidence and a strong gut feeling tell me I've been on the receiving end of that myself.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:44 AM (2Ojst)

202 I had a hilarious call from the then wife. "There's a large, dead...animal...in the trash can.

Got home and found it was an opossum. Also not dead, just playing possum. So of course I assume it's rabid and it will be my manly job to dispatch it. Shotgun too loud, so I opt for .22 with a varmint round.

Drag the garbage can out back to the woods. Tip it over. Brace for the charge of an angry rabid possum. And it just trotted away calmly into the woods.

I still have no idea how it got in the trash can.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:38 AM (JtwS4)


Actually, possums apparently don't get rabies.

Not sure how that works but they just don't seem to.


However, they have mega-filthy mouths and a bite is liable to go mega-septic.

I learned this from our vet when our pooch decided to protect us from the large-frigging possum in our backyard.

That had to be the highpoint of her life - her tail was wagging at 4200wps during the whole thing

and though the possum ultimately got away, she pranced around like the Queen of May for a good 2 hrs.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 09:44 AM (KUa85)

203 Brace for the charge of an angry rabid possum.



Possums not rabid. Body temp too low to incubate virus.
Possum body temperature is 91 to 92 degrees.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:44 AM (akBPY)

204 are we sure the waterfall is not just a fancy urinal?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:45 AM (0O7c5)

205 In my darker moments, I hope that every infant
aborted late-term is the reincarnation of someone who had an abortion
and is fully aware of what is happening to them.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:18 AM (O7MnT)
I have always thought hell could being a chicken and being aware of whats coming in you life. Endless death and being served over and over at KFC

Posted by: Colin at June 09, 2015 09:45 AM (fF6St)

206
Ask me how I know! After work, when I can drink.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (rHXGG

Roh Ro

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:45 AM (F2IAQ)

207 I am cool with the cat killing mice, snakes and birds, but baby rabbits are a bit much!
Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:24 AM (lIU4e)

Had a golden retriever who was awesome at catching rabbits, especially baby ones. He never killed the little ones but brought them up to the house. Several times I took a totally slobbery petrified little bunny out to the fencerow and let it go. I doubt they ever made it long because they were so scared and disoriented, but they were too cute to not try.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 09:45 AM (nqiq9)

208 >>Just because you love someone and you've taken a few years to get to
know them, doesn't mean they're not gonna drop you for someone they've
been fucking on the side.

Dang, I hear you! Been there, too (can you say cancelled wedding?).
Didn't mean you in particular, meant all of those mindless quims who think it's uncle sugar's responsibility to provide everything from free condoms and b.c. to abortions because they're just feral animals who f$ck on a whim/can't be bothered to think through the consequences of what they're doing.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:45 AM (k2QA3)

209 200 Are we saying 'man cave' now, or 'front hole'?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:44 AM (JtwS4)

You're oppressing us with your binary locational prejudice.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:45 AM (2Ojst)

210 As a civil war nerd and a fan of the Band, the line in the song about "By May 10th, Richmond had fell..." always stuck with me, because as we know from our reading, Richmond fell and Lee's Army surrendered in April.

May 10 is the day the feds captured Jeff Davis.

Posted by: MikeD at June 09, 2015 09:45 AM (uKJIC)

211 It's my hypothesis that some Soros backed group is paying for malformed ads to be fed to conservative sites to make reading them difficult and thus reducing their influence and discouraging casual readers.

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:46 AM (ztOda)

212 He doesn't seem able to grasp the concept that devout Christians can be just as bawdy as everyone else- except for the part where we only sleep with one person- our spouse.

Ah. Got it.

Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:46 AM (lIU4e)

213 The only thing I have that will work right with this damn site is my old android tablet. It's like working with stone knives and bear skins.

Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 09:46 AM (ytdLI)

214
and though the possum ultimately got away, she pranced around like the Queen of May for a good 2 hrs.

I hope you gave her all the pats and a treat. She earned it.

Also two people immediately know that possums can't be rabid because of body temperature.

I am back to being afraid of the Horde.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 09:47 AM (JtwS4)

215 are we sure the waterfall is not just a fancy urinal?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:45 AM (0O7c5)

It depends on how much you've had to drink

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:47 AM (ztOda)

216 Don't worry. Everything will be juuuusst fine. Would we lie to you?

http://tinyurl.com/n9f4msp

CIA chief in Israel to discuss Iran deal.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 09:47 AM (BZAd3)

217 lol 201 I had to read that twice--I was so gob smacked to find that true after 25 years....I was shocked I tell you, shocked!

Posted by: Annas at June 09, 2015 09:47 AM (P+I7L)

218 Didn't mean you in particular, meant all of those mindless quims who think it's uncle sugar's responsibility to provide everything from free condoms and b.c. to abortions because they're just feral animals who f$ck on a whim/can't be bothered to think through the consequences of what they're doing.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:45 AM (k2QA3)

See, now, suggesting that women exercise moral agency and take responsibility for their actions is just plain sexist.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:47 AM (2Ojst)

219 "The 1,500sq ft room also has a $15,000 bathroom complete with its own waterfall."
________

A toilet that close to a body of water is illegal. He's going to have to move the toilet. (Fines are forthcoming.)

Posted by: The Government at June 09, 2015 09:47 AM (8fgsi)

220 Yes, that screams 'man cave'.

Also I want it.


This is my dream man cave:

http://tinyurl.com/qgwf54s

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:48 AM (O7MnT)

221 >>CIA chief in Israel to discuss Iran deal.

That would be rumored Muslim convert head of CIA, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:48 AM (k2QA3)

222 Did someone say "man cave"?

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at June 09, 2015 09:48 AM (2Ojst)

223 The HQ should hand out free condiments to spice things up!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 09:48 AM (kivUY)

224 meant all of those mindless quims who think it's uncle sugar's responsibility to provide everything from free condoms

I'm sorry, but if a man who wants to fcuk you is too cheap to buy a condom or will drop you without one?? That's probably not a guy you want to keep around.

Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 09:48 AM (lIU4e)

225 Posted by: RickZ at June 09, 2015 09:40 AM (5lg9V)

Grilled with a mustard sauce!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2015 09:41 AM


Braised with leeks and a Dijon cream sauce.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 09:49 AM (h4vJk)

226 199 The 1,500sq ft room also has a $15,000 bathroom complete with its own waterfall-----

actually, its just a floor scrubber with a couple of rocks on it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:49 AM (F2IAQ)

227 Also two people immediately know that possums can't be rabid because of body temperature.

I am back to being afraid of the Horde.



Not afraid. In awe.
Ask a question. Someone will know the answer.
'Tis a thing of beauty.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:49 AM (akBPY)

228 Yes, seriously disgusting. And what kind of name is Kenlissa? Not a good name. Good name for the new version of Bruce Jenner.

My favorite girls names:

Stacy
Sabrina
Elena
Jennifer
Catherine
Cecilia
Jane


Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 09:50 AM (CJRaf)

229 Med used in the JWF link is misoprostol, which is not an abortion pill, per se. It's a prostaglandin med used to treat many conditions..it's used to induce uterine contractions, but it doesn't cause fetal demise directly, and is commonly used to induce labor in term pregnancies, and to expel products of conception in early or spontaneous abortion (miscarriage) or following delivery.

The prostaglandin misoprostol is useful for managing stomach ulcers or GI tract bleeding from NSAIDS.

Posted by: SarahW at June 09, 2015 09:50 AM (lv2k0)

230 >>See, now, suggesting that women exercise moral agency and take responsibility for their actions is just plain sexist.

I know - need to get off my high horse now. Getting old and cranky....

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:50 AM (k2QA3)

231 "May 10 is the day the feds captured Jeff Davis."
________

May 10 is also the date Rudolf Hess was captured.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 09:50 AM (8fgsi)

232 I know - need to get off my high horse now. Getting old and cranky....
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:50 AM (k2QA3)

Heh. I was born old and cranky.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 09:50 AM (2Ojst)

233 They told me that if I voted for Romney, the caliphate would be selling teenage girls as sex slaves, for a pack of cigarettes:

http://tinyurl.com/nbyazyu

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (BZAd3)

234 I have noticed since moving that there is a LOT less roadkill in Ohio than in MD/NoVa. Any theories on this?

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (O7MnT)

235 I'd settle for Foster Brooks.


You'll get Mel Brooks.

But you really want Brooke Burns

http://tinyurl.com/q7627th

Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (sWgE+)

236 Jean and Beth too

Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (CJRaf)

237 Braised with leeks and a Dijon cream sauce.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 09:49 AM (h4vJk)

Louisiana Back-bay Bayou Bunny Bordelaise, a la Antoine.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (nqiq9)

238 >>May 10 is the day the feds captured Jeff Davis.


Another reason I've always liked that song. That's my birthday.

Posted by: HH at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (Qia1Z)

239 The posssummmm hassszz a feeeevah!

Posted by: Algore at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (NeFrd)

240 234 I have noticed since moving that there is a LOT less roadkill in Ohio than in MD/NoVa. Any theories on this?
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (O7MnT)

You don't get up early enough. All those years in the Federal bubble have made you a lazybones. The good roadkill goes to the early risers.

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:52 AM (ztOda)

241 Any theories on this?

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (O7MnT)


****

Quicker harvesting in OH?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 09:52 AM (NeFrd)

242
I have noticed since moving that there is a LOT less roadkill in Ohio than in MD/NoVa. Any theories on this?>>>

Non union road kill collectors?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 09, 2015 09:53 AM (tf9Ne)

243 The posssummmm hassszz a feeeevah!



I do not. It's rather cold.
-Zombie George Jones

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:53 AM (akBPY)

244 Any theories on this?
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (O7MnT)

Improved driving skills? Although Columbus would belay that assumption...

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 09:53 AM (nqiq9)

245 And Ohis has more coyotes

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:53 AM (ztOda)

246 Louisiana Back-bay Bayou Bunny Bordelaise, a la Antoine.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM


I'll try it just for the glorious alliteration.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 09:54 AM (h4vJk)

247 Brooke Burke FTW.

Yummy.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 09:54 AM (nqiq9)

248 228 Yes, seriously disgusting. And what kind of name is Kenlissa?
------------------

Well when you are African-American you can name your child anything you like including every day products like Saran as in Saran Wrap.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:54 AM (F2IAQ)

249 Another reason I've always liked that song. That's my birthday.

Posted by: HH at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (Qia1Z)
________

John Wilkes Booth, Bono and FireHorse were also born on May 10.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 09:54 AM (8fgsi)

250 Opossum is a gray meat.

Posted by: Grump928(c) knows things at June 09, 2015 09:54 AM (evdj2)

251 >>Ohis has more coyotes

That would explain all the Acme Anvils and catapults I see on the roadside.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:55 AM (O7MnT)

252 Ohis has more coyotes

DC has more weasels

Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 09:56 AM (sWgE+)

253 250 Opossum is a gray meat.
Posted by: Grump928(c) knows things at June 09, 2015 09:54 AM (evdj2

I like the Possum van.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:56 AM (F2IAQ)

254 Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:55 AM (O7MnT)

AND the fact our govt is Looney Toons.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 09:56 AM (nqiq9)

255 244 Any theories on this?
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (O7MnT)

Amish have to eat too....

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 09:57 AM (nqiq9)

256 >>Ohis has more coyotes



That would explain all the Acme Anvils and catapults I see on the roadside.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 09:55 AM (O7MnT)


Oddly enough, I saw a coyote this morning, running across the road. Chasing something? I don't know, I didn't hear any "meep meep" sounds.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2015 09:57 AM (TOk1P)

257 Down here possums are more frequent on the roads than mile markers. No need for anyone to go hungry in Ga.

Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 09:58 AM (ytdLI)

258 215
are we sure the waterfall is not just a fancy urinal?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:45 AM (0O7c5)



It depends on how much you've had to drink

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:47 AM (ztOda)

this group? i'm going with urinal/shower

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:59 AM (0O7c5)

259 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:54 AM (F2IAQ)

yeah, black people have bad names. True story: I used to babysit a little black kid named DeRadio. He was really chubby and cute though

Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 09:59 AM (CJRaf)

260 Well when you are African-American you can name your child anything you like including every day products like Saran as in Saran Wrap.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:54 AM
________

Years ago, I read here in the AoSHQ comments about a woman who named her baby Thelastone.

The 'ron/'ette worked in the hospital and commented on the name, saying it sounded nice. The mother corrected her pronunciation and explained the name's meaning as "the last one."

Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 10:00 AM (8fgsi)

261 "Ummm, yeah, hello OnStar? Yeah, my car won't start. Yeah, I think I need a tow truck but no ambulance. I'm at, umm...it looks like possum marker 76 on Hwy 36. Twenty minutes? OK. Thanks."

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 10:00 AM (NeFrd)

262 Granted, my DC commute was longer, but I used to see multiple squashed squirrels, possums, deer, unrecognizable meat and bloodstains, and the occasional dead fox on a daily basis. (Lots of ex-deer that have ceased to be on Route 7 and the Dulles Toll Road.)

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 10:01 AM (O7MnT)

263 LoneStarHeeb, any theories about what that dolt Brennan is doing in Israel?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2015 10:02 AM (A98Xu)

264 263 Begging,cajoling,threatening them into accepting Obama's forthcoming shit deal with Iran.Most likely.

Posted by: steevy at June 09, 2015 10:03 AM (sPO3u)

265 No need to poll Washington politicians. The answer is obvious...

http://tinyurl.com/oo5rho5

More funding.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 10:03 AM (BZAd3)

266 Funny enough, but the armor-plating doesn't make armadillos any more tire-resistant than their non-plated possum cousins.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 10:04 AM (oVJmc)

267 LoneStarHeeb, any theories about what that dolt Brennan is doing in Israel?



As much damage as possible?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 10:04 AM (akBPY)

268 Greetings, gentlefappers.

When I was little, we was so poor, Mama would send us out to the Interstate to git fresh meat.

Today's fresh hell has been baking in the hot sun for two days and has a crunchy, armadillo-like shell.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 10:05 AM (0HooB)

269 Well you Morons have fun.
I must go save the world or piss people off. Haven't decided which one yet.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 10:05 AM (F2IAQ)

270 Years ago, I read here in the AoSHQ comments about a woman who named her baby Thelastone.

The 'ron/'ette worked in the hospital and commented on the name, saying it sounded nice. The mother corrected her pronunciation and explained the name's meaning as "the last one."

Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 10:00 AM (8fgsi)


My favorite urban yute name was Le-a.

Yep, you guessed it, pronounced 'Ledasha'.

Posted by: RickZ at June 09, 2015 10:05 AM (5lg9V)

271 233 They told me that if I voted for Romney, the caliphate would be selling teenage girls as sex slaves, for a pack of cigarettes:

http://tinyurl.com/nbyazyu
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (BZAd3)
--------

Yes, Obama's ISIS policy is a success!

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2015 10:05 AM (A98Xu)

272 Well when you are African-American you can name your
child anything you like including every day products like Saran as in
Saran Wrap.



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:54 AM

________



Years ago, I read here in the AoSHQ comments about a woman who named her baby Thelastone.



The 'ron/'ette worked in the hospital and commented on the name,
saying it sounded nice. The mother corrected her pronunciation and
explained the name's meaning as "the last one."

Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 10:00 AM (8fgsi)


Football players names are the worst:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2015 10:05 AM (TOk1P)

273 When will the Up-Armored Armadillo Mk II be coming online? Or is it being cut along with the A-10 Warthog?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 10:06 AM (kivUY)

274 >>deer

I drove by a spot where somebody had hit a deer a few years ago here and there were two different people with trucks volunteering to haul it away...

Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 10:07 AM (lIU4e)

275 Some appropriate music - Loudon Wainright III

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu5hzc2Mei4

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 10:07 AM (0HooB)

276
Self-disgust and lifelong unhappiness, destroying a precious young life -- all this is a small price to pay for meeting your student loan obligations.

Why am I not the least surprised that the precious student loan scofflaw Siegel considers his to be a "precious young life"?

No doubt, though, he's down with unrestricted abortion...


Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 09, 2015 10:07 AM (VLTL9)

277 this group? i'm going with urinal/shower


Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 09:59 AM (0O7c5)

A shower? Really? With this group?

Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 10:08 AM (sWgE+)

278 >>My favorite urban yute name was Le-a.
Yep, you guessed it, pronounced 'Ledasha'.

!

!

I'm totally changing my name to that.

Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 10:08 AM (lIU4e)

279 Neil deGrasse Tyson news just came on my Twitter. He told a 6-year-old girl to go into the kitchen and bang pots and pans. He also said that when her parents tell her to stop that she should tell them to not tell to stop.

Further NdT advice: Jump into puddles. Also advised telling her parents to not forbid her from jumping into puddles.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 10:08 AM (8fgsi)

280 This whole thing with the cop in McKinney is making me tired.

Even the edited video they're showing on the news (which seems designed to make the cop look bad) shows that he didn't do anything wrong.

1- It was one cop surrounded by a (potentially violent) mob. Yes, he resorted more quickly to deadly force (drawing your weapon counts as deadly force in TX) than he might have if it had been just him and one punk kid.

2- He was in the middle of attempting to subdue one suspect when the boy in question moved toward him unexpectedly. The boy says he was pushed, and the video shows he could have been - but that is irrelevant.

3- As soon as his backup went after the boy who ran, he reholstered his weapon, and went back to attempting to subdue the woman in question.

The racial aspect is laughable on its face (absent gratuitously bad editing by the media), and the "excessive force" aspect is nearly as laughable. He did exactly what we expect cops to do- protect himself (drawing his weapon) but not shooting someone who is not a threat. The only injuries in the event, as far as I can discern, occurred *before* the cops showed up.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 10:08 AM (kff5f)

281 I'm not a Rubio supporter, but these NYT's hit pieces are beyond stupid.

1) He had student debt, but paid it off
2) He has a mortgage on his house
3) He got an $800k advance, but used 10% of it to buy a boat

And that's not the worst of it. People are affirmatively tweeting this shit as though it's disqualifying. "HE CAN'T MANAGE HIS PERSONAL FINANCES!!!" Guess he should have gotten a personal loan from a shady individual to buy his house, or maybe traded in cattle futures.

Related: A.J. Delgado is calling anyone who mocks the NYTimes about its stupid Rubio hit pieces "Rubio-bots". Notwithstanding that her snark and name-calling are juvenile and unoriginal, does anyone know which candidate she has a hard-on for? Because I can't figure it out. Oh, and she said "I despised Obama in 2009, but now I think he's a good man."

On second thought, don't answer my question about what passes for reality in AJDelgadoland. She's obviously clinically insane.

Posted by: physics geek at June 09, 2015 10:08 AM (MT22W)

282
Obligatory:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the possum that it can be done.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 10:09 AM (JtwS4)

283 Armadillo = possum on the half shell

Saw a huge armadillo in the yard the other day but by the time I got the 22 it was gone. They can really move when they want to. If you manage to shoot one though they will jump straight up a couple of feet in the air before croaking or running off.

Posted by: freaked at June 09, 2015 10:09 AM (ytdLI)

284 >>Why am I not the least surprised that the precious student loan scofflaw Siegel considers his to be a "precious young life"?

Lee Siegel should sit down with Jason Smith (drug-using liberal super-teacher) and have a lovely chat about which of them is more special and wonderful.

http://tinyurl.com/nvo8rjq

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 10:09 AM (O7MnT)

285 >> He was in the middle of attempting to subdue one suspect when the boy in question moved toward him unexpectedly

There were two of them, when he drew his gun. They came on him from behind. That was incredibly stupid of them.

Also, he drew his gun but didn't fire. So he did fine, as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 10:10 AM (lIU4e)

286 True story, the first time I encountered one of those big round handwashing sinks, the kind that spray water in a circle and look like a fountain, was at a rock concert. Apparently I wasn't the only person new to them as half the men were washing their hands, and the other half were pissing in it.

Posted by: Grump928(c) knows things at June 09, 2015 10:11 AM (evdj2)

287 I drove by a spot where somebody had hit a deer a few years ago here and there were two different people with trucks volunteering to haul it away...



Tie a helium filled "Get Well Soon" balloon to one of it's leg.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 10:11 AM (akBPY)

288 Neil DeGras Tyson could use a spanking with a boat oar.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 10:12 AM (0HooB)

289 >>) He had student debt, but paid it off
2) He has a mortgage on his house
3) He got an $800k advance, but used 10% of it to buy a boat

The worst one I saw was that he and some other person had a house together and let it go into foreclosure or something? but I don't know the details so it may be a nothing burger.

I don't think its smart to take money out of your 401k for things like a refrigerator and campaigning, but the way these congresscritters get rich it's probably not a big deal.

Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 10:12 AM (lIU4e)

290 Any of you ever hit a skunk while driving? Not good, lemme tell 'ya. Had that smell on my car for quite a while.

Posted by: HH at June 09, 2015 10:12 AM (Qia1Z)

291 Neil DeGras Tyson could use a spanking with a boat oar.

Too much surface area spreads the pressure out too much. That's why switches are so good.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 10:13 AM (kff5f)

292 Yes, Obama's ISIS policy is a success!
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2015 10:05 AM (A98Xu)

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Just ask him!

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2015 10:13 AM (A98Xu)

293 288 Neil DeGras Tyson could use a spanking with a boat oar.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 10:12 AM (0HooB)


A mace. More effective. And those pointy spikes would let some air out of that ass.

Posted by: RickZ at June 09, 2015 10:13 AM (5lg9V)

294 There were two of them, when he drew his gun. They came on him from behind. That was incredibly stupid of them.



They need to go home and pray to whatever god they pray to that they are not meeting him.

Quickest way to get shot is to come up behind a cop when he is wrestling a suspect.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 10:14 AM (akBPY)

295 I'm no Neil The Ass Tyson fan, but I approve of puddle jumping and banging pots and pans.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 10:15 AM (CJRaf)

296 Another reason I've always liked that song. That's my birthday.
Posted by: HH at June 09, 2015 09:51 AM (Qia1Z) ________

John Wilkes Booth, Bono and FireHorse were also born on May 10.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 09:54 AM (8fgsi)


As were silent star Mae Murray:

http://goo.gl/uZX0yp

And producer David O. Selznick (Gone With The Wind)

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 10:15 AM (zF6Iw)

297 >>Any of you ever hit a skunk while driving?

No, but they used to crawl under my old building all the time and let one go then it would stink the whole morning until you got used to it...

Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 10:15 AM (lIU4e)

298 Too much surface area spreads the pressure out too much. That's why switches are so good.

You could always use the edge, especially about the head and shoulders.

That may knock some sense into him. Nothing else appears to have worked.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 10:15 AM (0HooB)

299 Also, he drew his gun but didn't fire. So he did fine, as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Le-a
________

I disagree.

Posted by: * J11111111 at June 09, 2015 10:15 AM (8fgsi)

300 The cop also didn't have his finger on the trigger at any time; and one of the kids rushing his flank acted as if he was reaching for a handgun of his own concealed behind his back.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 10:15 AM (kivUY)

301 >>I don't think its smart to take money out of your 401k for things like a
refrigerator and campaigning, but the way these congresscritters get
rich it's probably not a big deal.

Yep, completely agree. You could also see it as he was putting his own money behind the campaign. It beats the hell out of selling off you're country's uranium mining rights for a big fat campaign check from a foreigner. OK, technically it was a check to the foundation, but as Weirddave pointed out recently, money is fungible.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 10:16 AM (k2QA3)

302 at the hospital where my son works, someone checked in with the name ab-se-dee. Spelled ABCDE

Posted by: Annas at June 09, 2015 10:16 AM (P+I7L)

303
Financial Expert Quoted In NYT's Rubio Hit Job Is An Obama Donor


...Another Stealth-Prog amnesty-bot gets eaten by the MFM beast he attempted to cuddle.

So sad.

Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 10:17 AM (RrEUj)

304 Some appropriate music - Loudon Wainright III

I'm presuming that's "Dead Skunk." I read somewhere that Wainwright hates the song, and will only play it in concert for $500, in cash, up front.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 10:17 AM (zF6Iw)

305 Boy, they are afraid of Rubio.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 10:17 AM (qCMvj)

306 Many years ago, I was taking a date home when I ran over a rattle snake that was laying on the road. The screams from the girl you would of thought that the snake had came through the floor boards and landed in her lap. For Citizen X it was the east side of Letchworth State Park. I wanted to stop and get it to skin, but the damn girl....

Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 10:19 AM (sWgE+)

307 305 Boy, they are afraid of Rubio.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 10:17 AM (qCMvj)

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Bingo.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2015 10:19 AM (A98Xu)

308 Its weirder than weird seeing the Progressive Sulzbergers using their inherited wealth to criticize the economic travails of the 99%. Strange.

Maybe the Occupy crowd should occupy Times Square.

Posted by: MTF at June 09, 2015 10:20 AM (DkJ4E)

309
A.J. Delgado* is calling anyone who mocks the NYTimes about its stupid Rubio hit pieces "Rubio-bots".
Posted by: physics geek



*National Review writer and Fox News Latino: "The Ocho" bubblehead.

Because probably no one else knew who either.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 10:20 AM (kdS6q)

310 Achtung, trolls:

Bruce Jenner is dead.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 09, 2015 09:05 AM (sattt)


Must be a thing.

Yesterday's Clickhole.com

Gwyneth Paltrow Tried To Survive A Week On Food Stamps And She Died

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 10:21 AM (qCMvj)

311 Sen. David Vitter, R-La., wrote a letter to Kerry in March raising concerns that Chagoury may have attempted to influence Clinton's decision about whether to designate Boko Haram as a terrorist group.
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Such a vile bitch.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 10:21 AM (fWAjv)

312 Apparently Rubio also leased an Audi.

I think if I were a financial advisor and Rubio was my client I would have quite a lot of advice for him, but none of this is an issue as a voter.

Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 10:22 AM (lIU4e)

313 The Forehead thinks the Jeb campaign is behind the Rubio hit-pieces.

http://tinyurl.com/o5rf22j

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 10:23 AM (O7MnT)

314 Obviously helping to spread Obama's message of increased tranquility of the global community:

http://tinyurl.com/pbueleb

"Step to the back of the line," Hillary

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 10:23 AM (BZAd3)

315 I'm currently reading the article about Iggy Azalea is 'dissing' black southern ladies by trying to sound like them.

Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 10:24 AM (lIU4e)

316
305
Boy, they are afraid of Rubio.


Yeah , he's pretty scary.

What the country needs now is a pro-amnesty , job-killer and Dem vote importer candidate with an (R) behind his name.

Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 10:24 AM (RrEUj)

317 Dems sum F'ed up names

-President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 10:24 AM (fWAjv)

318 See, See tofu is awful stuff!!

http://tinyurl.com/q53kan7

Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 10:25 AM (sWgE+)

319 Ara?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 09, 2015 10:25 AM (ifSWP)

320 Personally, I think Marco Rubio is Jeb Bush with a comb-over.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 10:25 AM (O7MnT)

321 Listen to the Band!

Posted by: The Monkees at June 09, 2015 10:25 AM (VAsIq)

322 AGW is not science.

GOP is not opposition.

Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 10:26 AM (MQEz6)

323
Oh, and since the Curse of the Bush Family will be with us always, Fox News Latino:"The Ocho" is flaking for the semi-Mexican next generation:

Jeb Bush Jr. is chairman and co-founder of Sunpac, a Florida-based Latino outreach group that promotes conservative values and principles. He also sits on the board of the National Immigration Forum, a lobby group that favors liberal immigration policies, including giving undocumented immigrants a path to legal status.

http://tinyurl.com/p9j3ujl

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 10:26 AM (kdS6q)

324 I would like to read the corresponding outraged article about how Keith Urban is dissing the American south by misappropriating country music.

Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 10:26 AM (lIU4e)

325
320
Personally, I think Marco Rubio is Jeb Bush with a comb-over.


Claro que si!

Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 10:26 AM (RrEUj)

326 >>What the country needs now is a pro-amnesty , job-killer and Dem vote importer candidate with an (R) behind his name.

Nope, think it's much more simple than that: young Cuban. His "first Latin-American president" cred likely trumps "first woman president cred" in their minority sweepstakes hierarchy (plus Hillary is OLD), and he really messes with the "GOP = old, white men" narrative the Dems have so artfully crafted over the years.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 10:27 AM (k2QA3)

327 Personally, I think Marco Rubio is Jeb Bush with a comb-over.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 10:25 AM (O7MnT)
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^THIS^..... Don't like him. Seems to be a typical greasy politician. Give me Perry or Walker. We don't need another inexperienced Senator.

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 09, 2015 10:27 AM (fLKzW)

328 The GOP mentioned its fear of turmoil and disruption.

Yes, it it is afraid of those two things, especially now.

I wonder what it means by turmoil and disruption.

Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 10:27 AM (MQEz6)

329 Again, in the not-so distant past that pool party would've been handled with massive police, dogs, bullhorns, and firehoses/billyclubs. That isn't being done anymore because of the same complaints we're hearing now and because of optics.

Also: Citizen X that dark ages quote is from Jerry Pournelle. To support it he used examples such as roman concrete and farming mathods, etc.

Posted by: Bigby's Pricking Thumbs at June 09, 2015 10:27 AM (3ZtZW)

330 See, See tofu is awful stuff!!

http://tinyurl.com/q53kan7
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 10:25 AM (sWgE+)


yikes!
that's what they look like?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 10:28 AM (qCMvj)

331 Personally, I think Marco Rubio is Jeb Bush with a comb-over.

Jeb Bush is Hillary without the balls.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 10:28 AM (zF6Iw)

332 that's what they look like?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 10:28 AM (qCMvj)

Yea, 420 of them!

Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 10:29 AM (sWgE+)

333 Thomas Sowell


Sowell: It Was Obama Who Lost Iraq


http://bit.ly/1KZewky


ibd

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 10:29 AM (qCMvj)

334


Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 10:27 AM (k2QA3)

Good take. I think you probably nailed it.
It's funny that the NYT Progs can't see what a gift Rubio would ultimately be to their cause.

Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 10:30 AM (RrEUj)

335
I wonder what it means by turmoil and disruption.


Wingnutzzzzz!!11!!111!!!!!


/GOPe

Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 10:31 AM (RrEUj)

336 Hillary is a Democrat-Democrat and Jeb is a Republican-Democrat.

Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 10:31 AM (MQEz6)

337 I hadn't heard this

The most solid confirmations of the military success in Iraq were the intercepted messages from al-Qaida operatives in Iraq to their leaders in Pakistan that there was no point in sending more insurgents, because they now had no chance of prevailing against American forces.

This was the situation that Barack Obama inherited --- and lost.


from Sowell's piece

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 10:31 AM (qCMvj)

338 I would like to read the corresponding outraged article about how Keith Urban is dissing the American south by misappropriating country music.

I wanna see somebody get all up in one Marshall Mathers' grill for attempting to appropriate "rap music."

Poorly.

Also, MPPP, Wainright should embrace his inner skunk.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 10:31 AM (0HooB)

339 >>I'm currently reading the article about Iggy Azalea is 'dissing' black southern ladies by trying to sound like them

So...does that mean black ladies (and gentlemen) can't sing opera, because cultural appropriation? This is all so ridiculous.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 10:31 AM (k2QA3)

340 And Darius Rucker - someone tell him he's not allowed to sing Country songs.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 10:32 AM (k2QA3)

341 The latest NYT hit piece on Rubio is the weakest of weak sauce. He had debt! He used some of his money to buy a boat!

Posted by: Lauren at June 09, 2015 10:32 AM (CI6VY)

342 "Claro que si!"
________

S-O-C-K-S!

Posted by: Hooked on Phonics at June 09, 2015 10:32 AM (8fgsi)

343 Marco Rubio is a white Cuban-American; therefore not a minority. Hillary(!) still wins the game!

Posted by: MSM at June 09, 2015 10:32 AM (VAsIq)

344 Sooo hit piece by dem operative, but no one disputes the actual truth of Rubio's financial dufusness, and early bumbling corruption attempts that he wasn't "I am so smrt" enough to do properly. Excuse being he was poor and didnt know how to manage money. So he will be awesome on the federal budget and stuff. But he is cute and the lowfo crowd thinks we should put cute people in charge cause they're nice to look at on tv.
Rubio (watch me promise not to consider amnesty to get elected and break my promise, and now promise again cause lofo's rule !) and Walker (gee I have reached my forties lived through 911 and never had a thought in my head about foreign policy, but I'll go to the Cato institute for a quickie course in what I should think and what my principles are and how to locate the Middle East on a map) are not ready for the presidency. Some serious seasoning is required.

Posted by: Old Guy at June 09, 2015 10:33 AM (O7/XW)

345 I wanna see somebody get all up in one Marshall Mathers' grill for attempting to appropriate "rap music."

----

But I'm the real Slim Shady!

Posted by: M ampersand M at June 09, 2015 10:34 AM (VAsIq)

346 CIA chief in Israel to discuss Iran deal.

-
Did the term "resettlement in the east" come up?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 10:35 AM (XUKZU)

347 Some serious seasoning is required.

Posted by: Old Guy

Herb? Is that you? What's the dill, man!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 09, 2015 10:35 AM (VAsIq)

348 Give me Perry or Walker. We don't need another inexperienced Senator.

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 09, 2015 10:27 AM
________

That's my problem with Ted Cruz. Otherwise, I like him.

(Any thoughts on George Pataki?)

Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 10:35 AM (8fgsi)

349 The worst is Nicki Minaj. Black Lady Gaga.

I love Taylor Swift's new song with Kendrick Lamar, Bad Blood. The video just kills. Cindy Crawford and her mole make a cameo too.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 10:35 AM (CJRaf)

350 Iggy Azalea should also be charged with dissing black women by appropriating their booty too.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 10:35 AM (zt+N6)

351 341
The latest NYT hit piece on Rubio is the weakest of weak sauce. He had debt! He used some of his money to buy a boat!


Just warming up for Cruz, Perry, etc.

Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 10:35 AM (RrEUj)

352 Some serious seasoning is required.
Posted by: Old Guy

Or they change their name to King Putt, in which case they don't need shit and people will love them for it.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 09, 2015 10:36 AM (Spluw)

353 And Yo Yo Ma, where does he get off playing European classical music, not being of European descent? Cultural appropriation! Must not venture outside of the box we've put you in!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 10:36 AM (k2QA3)

354 I am Eric Casebolt

Posted by: Ron Leg WABX at June 09, 2015 10:36 AM (/WmRg)

355 The SyFy channel showed a commercial for Sharknado 3 last night.

It looks to be as fantastic as the first two, the second of which I somehow missed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 10:36 AM (0HooB)

356 Give me Perry or Walker. We don't need another inexperienced Senator.

-----

I prefer Perry and Walker now, but I like Rubio. I think Perry would strongly consider him for VP - but that is getting ahead of ourselves.

Rubio probably needs a few more years of seasoning. But as Obama showed, you have to strike while the iron is hot. Rubio's time may be now.

I would prefer that Rubio remain in the Senate. I think he has a good role to play there. He has a legitimate chance now, but if he doesn't get it and he is not selected VP, I'm not sure where he goes from here. FL Gov?

But I'm not nearly as anti-Rubio as many on this board.

Posted by: SH at June 09, 2015 10:37 AM (gmeXX)

357 So...does that mean black ladies (and gentlemen) can't sing opera, because cultural appropriation? This is all so ridiculous.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 10:31 AM (k2QA3)

Cultural appropriation is the new stupidest thing for people to get outraged over, when they're bored.

They love to talk about black people inventing things like jazz and blues, but all of this music was the result of different influences and instruments coming together. That's how we make new things.

Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 10:37 AM (lIU4e)

358 Hey, lay off Shady, BB. I love the guy. He's really funny with his lyrics

Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 10:37 AM (CJRaf)

359 Again, in the not-so distant past that pool party would've been handled with massive police, dogs, bullhorns, and firehoses/billyclubs.



Spare the rod..........

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 10:37 AM (akBPY)

360 340
And Darius Rucker - someone tell him he's not allowed to sing Country songs.


Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 10:32 AM (k2QA3)

i love darius....wagon wheel remake is great....he's not for everyone though.....and most of his country is not really country....but i still love him

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 10:38 AM (0O7c5)

361 Get out of my training class immediately!

Racist round-eye try to appropriate spinning back fist!


Posted by: Tae Kwon Do Instructor at June 09, 2015 10:39 AM (RrEUj)

362 Again, in the not-so distant past that pool party would've been handled with massive police, dogs, bullhorns, and firehoses/billyclubs

...or Alka-Seltzer. Thousands and thousands of 'em.

Posted by: Delta house at June 09, 2015 10:39 AM (Spluw)

363 And Darius Rucker - someone tell him he's not allowed to sing Country songs.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 10:32 AM (k2QA3)
**********
Charlie Pride was dissing Whitie going back to the 60's

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 09, 2015 10:39 AM (fLKzW)

364 Herb? Is that you? What's the dill, man!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 09, 2015 10:35 AM (VAsIq)
----

....give it some thyme.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 10:39 AM (8XRCm)

365 And Yo Yo Ma, where does he get off playing European classical music, not being of European descent? Cultural appropriation! Must not venture outside of the box we've put you in!!

-
He's the Obama of music, half French, half Chinese.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 10:39 AM (XUKZU)

366 I don't care very much about a candidate's lack of experience.

I care about who they are and what they want to do.


Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 10:39 AM (MQEz6)

367 I don't care very much about a candidate's lack of experience.

I care about who they are and what they want to do.


Posted by: eman

I wanna ride on the train!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 09, 2015 10:40 AM (VAsIq)

368 ....give it some thyme.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 10:39 AM


Sage advice, that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 10:41 AM (h4vJk)

369 The same assholes that refused to report on ANY of obama's past are now demanding that I suddenly respond to their scrutiny of the rethuglicakkkkans.
DIAF.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 09, 2015 10:41 AM (Spluw)

370 Again, in the not-so distant past that pool party ....

----

In the not so disatant past..... most younguns wouldnt swarm a private pool then assault the residents that live there.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 10:41 AM (8XRCm)

371 Iggy Azalea is really ugly too and she appropriated her name from Iggy Pop. Thief. Ugly ass name thief

Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 10:41 AM (CJRaf)

372 As Obama's (almost complete) strategy continues to purr like a well oiled machine...

http://tinyurl.com/pbq3y8k

ISIS issues video promising to liberate Baghdad soon.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 10:41 AM (BZAd3)

373 I don't care very much about a candidate's lack of experience.

I care about who they are and what they want to do.



Experience goes hand in hand.
Witness Prez Obola.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 10:41 AM (akBPY)

374 368
....give it some thyme.



Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 10:39 AM





Sage advice, that.


Attempting to curry favor, eh?

Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 10:42 AM (RrEUj)

375 "...que si!"

****

Are you still with the Sunshine Band?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 10:42 AM (lHb9q)

376 I don't care very much about a candidate's lack of experience.

I care about who they are and what they want to do.

------

Its not at the top of my list of things to care about. With Rubio it is less experience for me than it is that I think he needs time to fully develop some ideas. I don't have the same issue with Ted Cruz, because I think Cruz has been thinking about things for a long time.

It wasn't Obama's inexperience that was the problem, it was his worldview. Now maybe with more experience, he would have either adjusted his worldview - or maybe he would have actually been better in implementing it (to our detriment).

Posted by: SH at June 09, 2015 10:42 AM (gmeXX)

377 >>He's the Obama of music, half French, half Chinese.

Oops! My bad.

*How did I go this long without knowing his ethnicity? I guess I haven't really appreciated his music without that knowledge, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 10:42 AM (k2QA3)

378 Hey, lay off Shady, BB. I love the guy. He's really funny with his lyrics

I was just pointing out the hypocrisy of the "cultural appropriation is bad" crowd.

Haven't heard one of his "songs" all the way through yet.

And a general note to every "rap artist" who claims to be a "musician." The test is this: I put a guitar or a bass in your hands and you get to play it in front of people. If you can't get them to dance or at least tap their foot, you fail.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 10:42 AM (0HooB)

379 ....give it some thyme.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 10:39 AM


Sage advice, that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 10:41 AM (h4vJk)
********
I see we're peppering our comments with puns...

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 09, 2015 10:42 AM (fLKzW)

380 Some serious seasoning is required.

Posted by: Old Guy

Aye, there's the rub.

Posted by: Hamlet Ferguson at June 09, 2015 10:43 AM (VAsIq)

381 368
....give it some thyme.



Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 10:39 AM


Sage advice, that.

Attempting to curry favor, eh?
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 10:42 AM (RrEUj)

----

Well... you caught me cumin and goin.....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 10:43 AM (8XRCm)

382 Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 10:41 AM (akBPY)

No. Ebola is bad because of what he is, not because he was a first-term Senator.

Would he have been a better Marxist Islamic President if he had had more experience as a Senator?

Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 10:44 AM (MQEz6)

383 Would he have been a better Marxist Islamic President if he had had more experience as a Senator?

Posted by: eman

Yes!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 09, 2015 10:45 AM (VAsIq)

384 The Band-
The Weight as done with The Staples - The Last Waltz
The Night They Drove... also Last Waltz
And because Emmylou...
Evangeline- you guessed it - Last Waltz

Love each other fellow babies

Posted by: teej at June 09, 2015 10:45 AM (H8mJH)

385 Eso es la manera

Que Me gusta!

uh huh uh huh

Eso es la manera

Que Me gusta!

uh huh uh huh

Posted by: Que Si Y El Band de Sunshine at June 09, 2015 10:45 AM (RrEUj)

386 >>In the not so disatant past..... most younguns wouldnt swarm a private pool then assault the residents that live there.

Yep, and it's not even a racial thing. Remember ex-NFL player Brian Holloway's upstate NY vacant home being trashed by hundreds of teens who partied there? Another twitter party mob.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 10:46 AM (k2QA3)

387 I have an Audi. My mom says it's because the obstetrician did something weird with the umbilical cord when I was born.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 10:46 AM (lHb9q)

388 The NYT is an echo chamber. It perfectly reflects the attitudes of New Yorker power elite and the serfs who serve them.

Rubio is Roman Catholic. Don't imagine he's going to get much good press out of NYC. If I was him I'd be on guard against gorgeous female offers of fellatio. As the good admiral stated so eloquently, It's a trap!

Posted by: Anthropology Guy at June 09, 2015 10:46 AM (ANXl6)

389 These anti-Rubio hit pieces by the NYT are just dumb.

Posted by: SH at June 09, 2015 10:47 AM (gmeXX)

390 ....give it some thyme.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 10:39 AM


Sage advice, that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 10:41 AM (h4vJk)
********
I see we're peppering our comments with puns...

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 09, 2015 10:42 AM


Can't you just feel the lovage?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 10:48 AM (h4vJk)

391 I wonder what today's mid-morning art will be.

Posted by: it's about time for some tasteful nudes at June 09, 2015 10:48 AM (ZtFr+)

392 No. Ebola is bad because of what he is, not
because he was a first-term Senator.



He is so inexperienced, he doesn't even know who to hire to help him out. Look at who he has surrounded himself with. People who are as inexperienced as he is, if not more.

The dangerous person, is one who knows he needs help, and knows who he needs.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 10:48 AM (akBPY)

393 I have an Audi. My mom says it's because the obstetrician did something weird with the umbilical cord when I was born.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 10:46 AM (lHb9q)

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Sooooo........ Yugo to the hospital to be born????

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 10:48 AM (8XRCm)

394 (Any thoughts on George Pataki?)

Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 10:35 AM (8fgsi)


New

Posted by: RickZ at June 09, 2015 10:48 AM (5lg9V)

395 Mark Stevenson, aka "Marco Rubio," one of Florida's white elites....

Posted by: NYT at June 09, 2015 10:48 AM (VAsIq)

396 Posted by: Que Si Y El Band de Sunshine

***


Heh!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 10:48 AM (lHb9q)

397 With Rubio it is less experience for me than it is that I think he needs time to fully develop some ideas. I don't have the same issue with Ted Cruz, because I think Cruz has been thinking about things for a long time.

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I agree.

Also, not having good financial sense is an issue for a POTUS.

Posted by: @votermom at June 09, 2015 10:50 AM (cbfNE)

398 Yep, and it's not even a racial thing.
Remember ex-NFL player Brian Holloway's upstate NY vacant home being trashed by hundreds of teens who partied there?
Another twitter party mob.


Identify as many as possible.
Hire a crew to destroy their homes.
Repeat as necessary.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 10:50 AM (akBPY)

399 Can't you just feel the lovage?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 10:48 AM (h4vJk)

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More like shuckin and chive'n.....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 10:50 AM (8XRCm)

400 Sooooo........ Yugo to the hospital to be born????

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 10:48 AM


That's just how he Rolls.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 10:51 AM (h4vJk)

401 These anti-Rubio hit pieces by the NYT are just dumb.

And the GOP, by not piling on the idiot reporters and their editors at every opportunity, are proving their reputation as the Party of Stoopid.

"How many traffic tickets does TFG have?"

"How long has Hillary! not been driving?"

"What about Bernice Sanders published rape fantasies?"

"Seems to me and a whole lot of other people that you're being somewhat selective about what and who you report on."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 10:51 AM (0HooB)

402 I see we're peppering our comments with puns...

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 09, 2015 10:42 AM

Allspice all the tyme

Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 10:51 AM (sWgE+)

403 Don't forget Ace's secret ingredient, rosemary beads.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 10:52 AM (CJRaf)

404 Let's try that again.

394 (Any thoughts on George Pataki?)

Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 10:35 AM (8fgsi)


New Yorker here: NO!!!

We have enough RINOs running for president, we don't need any more. Besides, I don't want a 70+ years old president. Feeds into the 'old white guy' party.

I give him credit for signing the DP into law, since thrown out by the NYSC. He handled the Thomas Grasso case quite well, pissing off all the right people. But a northeast lib RINO is not what the country needs at this time.


Posted by: RickZ at June 09, 2015 10:48 AM (5lg9V)

Posted by: RickZ at June 09, 2015 10:52 AM (5lg9V)

405 i love darius....wagon wheel remake is great....he's not for everyone though.....and most of his country is not really country....but i still love him
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 10:38 AM (0O7c5)

Some of his stuff is a little bit on the sappier country side, which is not always my favorite side, but he has the most beautiful voice! I love the wagon wheel remake and I think I'm liking his newer songs better than his last album, although they also seem to be a bit more 'nashville' influenced?

Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 10:52 AM (lIU4e)

406 Also, not having good financial sense is an issue for a POTUS.


Posted by: @votermom

....

damn.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at June 09, 2015 10:52 AM (VAsIq)

407 I see we're peppering our comments with puns...

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 09, 2015 10:42 AM

Allspice all the tyme

Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 10:51 AM


You know we're all about that mace.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2015 10:53 AM (h4vJk)

408 403
Don't forget Ace's secret ingredient, rosemary beads.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 10:52 AM (CJRaf)

everythyme i think of that i laugh.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 10:53 AM (0O7c5)

409 Cool father's day gift if the gift is meant to be played with younger kids - chibitronics dot com

I'm going to get these for my kid, for future I think, then get the snapcircuits after

Posted by: Bigby's Pricking Thumbs at June 09, 2015 10:53 AM (3ZtZW)

410 It wasn't Obama's inexperience that was the problem, it was his worldview. Now maybe with more experience, he would have either adjusted his worldview - or maybe he would have actually been better in implementing it (to our detriment).

Posted by: SH at June 09, 2015 10:42 AM (gmeXX)


This^^^^.


Obama is, was and always will be a stoner.

At least, in his approach to the world.

Whatever lame-ass marxist shit his parents and teachers drilled into him is what passes for thinking.

The rest of it?

Hey, watch TV while other people do the work.

If he hadn't found politics- he'd be that sort of fat stoner with moobs laying on the couch, eating junk food and watching TV all day till the welfare check comes in.

He does nothing but play golf and watch ESPN, wind him up, point him at a teleprompter, and he can give a speech.

Anything else, it's for the little people to handle.

Thank God too - he's already ckufed up the country for decades and pretty much guaranteed a major war within the next 5-10 years-

imagine what someone could do who held the same beliefs and had both experience and drive.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 10:53 AM (KUa85)

411 I don't care very much about a candidate's lack of experience.

I care about who they are and what they want to do.
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Give it a little more time and the "journalists" interviewing any R candidate will make sure you know what they think about Caitlyn Jenner & the pool party fiasco.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 10:53 AM (vztUc)

412 How inconvenient, this truth:

http://tinyurl.com/5tqglt

Obscure scientists predict average temperature decrease of 5 deg... pray for global warming.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 10:54 AM (BZAd3)

413 Me too, Phoenix. We're easily amused. I wanted to hug Ace for that gem

Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 10:55 AM (CJRaf)

414 413
Me too, Phoenix. We're easily amused. I wanted to hug Ace for that gem

Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2015 10:55 AM (CJRaf)
*snort*

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 10:55 AM (0O7c5)

415 be back later

Posted by: Bigby's Pricking Thumbs at June 09, 2015 10:56 AM (3ZtZW)

416 Thank God too - he's already ckufed up the country for decades and pretty much guaranteed a major war within the next 5-10 years-

Not 5-10 years, more like 5-10 months. We are on the road to a major conflict. And if I was a betting man it would be KSA v Iran.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 10:56 AM (sWgE+)

417
What the heck happened with SCOTUS and San Fran?
Are the justices getting beat down by the left?
I am not happy.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 10:56 AM (+aCe4)

418 Bandersnatch: I still have no idea how it got in the trash can.

Wow, seems like I was gone a long time, and I come back and this is still the top thread? Maybe my time sense is off.

Summer of '68 or '69, working for the park department, going around the park loading up trash cans to take to the dump. (BTW: The Public is trashy.)

I walk up to one of the cans (open 55G barrel) and it hisses at me. Mama Possum had evidently crawled up a tree next to the can, dropped in, and couldn't get out. She was unhappy.

I pondered a bit.

I loaded the can on the back of the flatbed. Then I shook the can up real good and slammed it down on its side. There was the rat-tail sticking out from under the garbage. Perfect, my young idiot self thought.

With one mule-gloved hand, I grabbed a bunch of garbage and, insulated with that, held her neck, and with the other hand grabbed the tail and yanked real hard, throwing her well away from the truck. Then, I scrambled up onto the flatbed, rather hastily.

She was not terribly grateful. She stalked off, staring at me and hissing. I say she because, as she walked away, it looked like she really needed to nurse some babies.

Hard labor job, mostly, but great working in the park all summer. Only time I ever saw a road-runner was there. Turned on to the road going down to the dump, and there, standing on a rock, looking almost like the cartoon, was this amazing, spindly bird. I blinked, and literally in that blink, it disappeared.

Posted by: mindful webworker - animal encounterer at June 09, 2015 10:57 AM (MDTpF)

419 Give it a little more time and the "journalists" interviewing any R candidate will make sure you know what they think about Caitlyn Jenner & the pool party fiasco.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch

My opinion on Jenner? I feel bad for him--seems he must be hurting. Good thing he has enough money to buy whatever he thinks will bring him happiness, and I wish him well in that pursuit.

The pool party? I'm glad no one was hurt, and I'm glad the police showed restraint in the face of a Twitter-called mob.

Posted by: Candidate Turd Ferguson at June 09, 2015 10:57 AM (VAsIq)

420 Sorry about any hiccups this morning - our backup server glitched out on us, so I had to run a new full backup instead of just the usual incremental.

Posted by: Pixy and the Hamsters at June 09, 2015 10:57 AM (2yngH)

421
Yo Yo Ma

Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 10:57 AM (KUa85)

422 >> I put a guitar or a bass in your hands and you get to play it in front of people.

I left my acoustic at home last night and borrowed an electric...still undecided if I want to buy one. They are fun to play. Bar chords are so, so much easier it almost feels like cheating.

Also, I got my first compliment from my nephew the other day who heard me playing and said 'Aunt Lea, when did you get so good'. Hee. Granted, he's 8 so it's possible he is easily impressed.

Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 10:57 AM (lIU4e)

423
Thank God too - he's already ckufed up the country for decades and
pretty much guaranteed a major war within the next 5-10 years-



And he hasn't even finished his turmeric!

Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 10:58 AM (RrEUj)

424 Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton's 'No Ceilings' women's empowerment project at the Clinton Foundation accepted a $5 million commitment last December from a Swiss billionaire even as his lawyers were fighting in federal court to hide his darkest secret - a long record of sexually abusing women
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Birds of a feather

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 10:58 AM (fWAjv)

425 Joke fail.

I'll try again.


Yo Yo Ma

Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 10:58 AM (KUa85)

426

Christie just won his court case against the unions.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 10:58 AM (qCMvj)

427 Yo Yo Ma Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 10:57 AM

Same to yo Ma, you jive turkey....

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 09, 2015 10:59 AM (P8YHq)

428
In well paid scribbling whore news:

Michael Gerson* - The Washington Post

The romance with Rand Paul is gone. The rhetorical recklessness of the GOP presidential candidate.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/people/michael-gerson

*Gerson was a top aide to President George W. Bush as assistant to the president for policy and strategic planning. Prior to that appointment, he served in the White House as deputy assistant to the president and director of presidential speechwriting and assistant to the president for speechwriting and policy adviser.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 09, 2015 10:59 AM (kdS6q)

429 Meh.

With words then


Yo Yo Ma is less than Yo Ma Ma.

Discuss.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 10:59 AM (KUa85)

430

Chicago Tribune: NRA-s Belief in Individual Right to Bear Arms an 'Illusion'

newsbusters.org

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 11:00 AM (qCMvj)

431 My opinion on Jenner?.

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Jennerfer. Juniper. Lives upon the dill.


**see how I artfully merge the tranny and spice pun themes.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:00 AM (8XRCm)

432 And he hasn't even finished his turmeric!


Posted by: some random meathead

It's not a turmeric!

Posted by: Kindergarten Cop at June 09, 2015 11:00 AM (VAsIq)

433 412 How inconvenient, this truth:

http://tinyurl.com/5tqglt

Obscure scientists predict average temperature decrease of 5 deg... pray for global warming.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 10:54 AM (BZAd3)



Of course like most other climate scientists he's a bit of an idiot. Article was written in 2002. One line from it is "It could happen in as little as 10 years."

But then again maybe it has happened and we can't get a straight answer because the pricks keep altering the temperature data.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 11:00 AM (zt+N6)

434 I'm no Rubio backer but, didn't his financial dealings work out in the end? He took more chances than I would have but came out all right.

Posted by: Grump928(c) knows things at June 09, 2015 11:00 AM (evdj2)

435 Wyss also is chairman of Synthes in West Chester, which faces 52 felony counts stemming from allegations that it illegally experimented on patients, three of whom died.
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Sexual abuser and all around good guy all in for Hill!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:00 AM (fWAjv)

436 So here is who the VA GOP is running in my district for State Delegate:

Hispanic man from New York City who proudly says he was on welfare while in NYC, a "community leader" and "local businessman" who works closely with Terry McAuliffe to "refocus, revamp and rebrand our workforce system "

Sounds like a DIABLO, honestly.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 09, 2015 11:00 AM (PFy0L)

437 Also, I got my first compliment from my nephew the other day who heard me playing and said 'Aunt Lea, when did you get so good'. Hee. Granted, he's 8 so it's possible he is easily impressed.

Aww, that's sweet of him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 11:01 AM (0HooB)

438 Christie just won his court case against the unions.
So the unions are forced to serve KFC on their dime whenever Christie negotiates with them? Cool.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 11:01 AM (kivUY)

439 Obscure scientists predict average temperature decrease of 5 deg... pray for global warming.


My area of the gulf coast is down at least three degrees for the last few years vs the previous 20. And we have not been getting the month long drought that we used to get.

Posted by: Grump928(c) knows things at June 09, 2015 11:02 AM (evdj2)

440 Chicago Tribune: NRA-s Belief in Individual Right to Bear Arms an 'Illusion'
Chicago Tribune: Non NRA members in Chicago continue to shoot the shit out of one another; not an illusion.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 09, 2015 11:02 AM (Spluw)

441 Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 10:53 AM (KUa85)

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Completely agree with your analysis.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 09, 2015 11:03 AM (A98Xu)

442 refocus, revamp and rebrand our workforce system

$500 for the Moron what can make that make sense.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 11:03 AM (659DL)

443 Chicago Tribune: NRA-s Belief in Individual Right to Bear Arms an 'Illusion'



The science is settled, bitchez!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 11:04 AM (akBPY)

444 442 refocus, revamp and rebrand our workforce system

$500 for the Moron what can make that make sense.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 11:03 AM (659DL)

What he means is leveraging and optimizing synergies to maximize throughput.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 11:04 AM (2Ojst)

445 Obscure scientists predict average temperature decrease of 5 deg... pray for global warming.

-
So the northeast, Wisconsin, and other troublesome spots would be covered by glaciers.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 11:04 AM (MvizW)

446 Chicago Tribune: NRA-s Belief in Individual Right to Bear Arms an 'Illusion'


Chicago Tribune's Belief in Complete Elitist Rule over the Stinking Proles a 'Fact'




Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 11:05 AM (RrEUj)

447 What he means is leveraging and optimizing synergies to maximize throughput.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 11:04 AM (2Ojst)

Dynamically?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:05 AM (fWAjv)

448 refocus, revamp and rebrand our workforce system
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$500 for the Moron what can make that make sense.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 11:03 AM (659DL)

----

Everybody belongs to a union.
Everybody is a government employee.

FUNDAMENTALLY TRANSFORMED!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:05 AM (8XRCm)

449 443 Chicago Tribune: NRA-s Belief in Individual Right to Bear Arms an 'Illusion'



The science is settled, bitchez!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 11:04 AM (akBPY)

link?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 11:05 AM (2Ojst)

450 I wonder ... would a Federal attempt to banish individual gun ownership be enough to cause some States to secede.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 09, 2015 11:06 AM (E6tRR)

451 What he means is leveraging and optimizing synergies to maximize throughput.

Thinking outside the box is vital to creating new paradigms.

Posted by: Grump928(c) knows things at June 09, 2015 11:06 AM (evdj2)

452 Chicago Tribune: NRA-s Belief in Individual Right to Bear Arms an 'Illusion'

Hmmm...gonna need a thesaurus for "Clinton Foundation Poverty Fighting Programs."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 11:07 AM (659DL)

453 refocus, revamp and rebrand our workforce system

$500 for the Moron what can make that make sense.

Posted by: Circa

I need some money, so I'll take a shot:

Our workforce needs to *refocus* on working, instead of employers being charity providers for their employees. We need to "rebrand" to tell the world that the US is serious about providing superior products and services on a global scale, and we need to completely "revamp" our legal system to enable our workforce to be unleashed to a much larger potential.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 09, 2015 11:07 AM (VAsIq)

454 What he means is leveraging andoptimizing synergies to maximizethroughput.
Posted by: Insomniac


Dynamically?
Posted by: RWC



Indubitably!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 11:07 AM (akBPY)

455
artisanal 'ette, I think I saw that article. If it's the same article, it's the old deliberate misreading of the 2nd and saying the national guard is the militia.
The San Fran case should have been a slam dunk under Heller. Have some of the SCOTUS Justices been intimidated and harrassed into submission?
This is not a good development.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 11:07 AM (+aCe4)

456 What he means is leveraging and optimizing synergies to maximize throughput.

And here I thought he just wanted to push the envelope.

How '80's of me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 11:07 AM (0HooB)

457 I wonder ... would a Federal attempt to banish individual gun ownership be enough to cause some States to secede.

Posted by: ScoggDog

no.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 09, 2015 11:07 AM (VAsIq)

458 How '80's of me.

You just need to reach out.

Posted by: Grump928(c) knows things at June 09, 2015 11:07 AM (evdj2)

459 refocus, revamp and rebrand our workforce system

$500 for the Moron what can make that make sense.

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Free government money.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 11:08 AM (MvizW)

460 I'm so tired of the never ending attack on me and my way of life.

Posted by: Lauren at June 09, 2015 11:08 AM (CI6VY)

461 Dynamically?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:05 AM (fWAjv)

Of course. It's part of our core values and mission statement.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 11:09 AM (2Ojst)

462 460
I'm so tired of the never ending attack on me and my way of life.

Posted by: Lauren at June 09, 2015 11:08 AM (CI6VY)

oregon bans bbq'ing.........another attack.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:09 AM (0O7c5)

463 artisanal 'ette, I think I saw that article. If it's the same article, it's the old deliberate misreading of the 2nd and saying the national guard is the militia.
The San Fran case should have been a slam dunk under Heller. Have some of the SCOTUS Justices been intimidated and harrassed into submission?
This is not a good development.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 11:07 AM (+aCe4)


yes, Newsbusters.org breaks it down

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 11:09 AM (qCMvj)

464 I'm so tired of the never ending attack on me and my way of life.

Posted by: Lauren

That song's by Limahl of Kajagoogoo fame, right?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 09, 2015 11:10 AM (VAsIq)

465 I'm so tired of the never ending attack on me and my way of life.

I'm tired of not having anyone to represent me in DC.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 11:10 AM (0HooB)

466

Christie will use this supreme court win campaigning...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 11:10 AM (qCMvj)

467
oregon bans bbq'ing.........another attack....."

You can't be serious.

Posted by: Lauren at June 09, 2015 11:10 AM (CI6VY)

468 I'm tired of not having anyone to represent me in DC.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy

You had your chance at electing me.

Posted by: Pander Bear at June 09, 2015 11:10 AM (VAsIq)

469

They need to rule on obamacare.
After the threats from the SCOAMT, it must be any day now.

Just hurry up already.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 11:11 AM (qCMvj)

470 I think I saw that article. If it's the same article, it's the old deliberate misreading of the 2nd and saying the national guard is the militia.
The San Fran case should have been a slam dunk under Heller. Have some of the SCOTUS Justices been intimidated and harrassed into submission?
This is not a good development.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 11:07 AM (+aCe4)

-----

Because Stare Decisis is only good when applied to abortion, affirmitative action, right to free healthcare, right to a living wage, and the right to free cellphones.

You know.... all those rights specifically spelled out in the Constitution.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:11 AM (8XRCm)

471 Newsbusters NRA article.



http://bit.ly/1cITXKl

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 11:11 AM (akBPY)

472 What he means is leveraging and optimizing synergies to maximize throughput.
Unless the diversification variables skew the results.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 11:11 AM (kivUY)

473 Christie will use this supreme court win campaigning...

...


...


...


Who?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 11:11 AM (659DL)

474 Fucking Romney.

Posted by: Grump928(c) knows things at June 09, 2015 11:11 AM (evdj2)

475 gon bans bbq'ing.........another attack....."

You can't be serious.
Posted by: Lauren at June 09, 2015 11:10 AM (CI6VY)


I thought I read Portland.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 11:11 AM (qCMvj)

476 ACT NOW!!

Upgrade you platinum membership for a chance to be Lindsey's First Lady!


http://tinyurl.com/okhjhk9


'I've got lots of friends, we'll have a rotating First Lady': Bachelor Lindsey Graham reveals how he'd solve biggest unanswered question of his White House campaign

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:11 AM (fWAjv)

477
Lauren, a friend recently asked me if she should stay in Or or move to AZ. I told her move to AZ as we have more freedom and Oregon would only get worse.
This just made me look like a sage.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 11:12 AM (+aCe4)

478 oregon bans bbq'ing.........another attack.....

That will cause a civil war.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 11:12 AM (0HooB)

479 471 Newsbusters NRA article.



http://bit.ly/1cITXKl
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 11:11 AM (akBPY)

Thanks. Looks like the same old tired bullshit that's been grammatically, historically and legally destroyed over and over and over.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 11:12 AM (2Ojst)

480 If it's the same article, it's the old deliberate misreading of the 2nd and saying the national guard is the militia.

-
I saw some gunazi spouting that nonsense a few days ago who said any public high school teacher could read the 2nd and interpret it that way. True, but any public high school teacher also thinks the average summer tempature in the US will be 212 degrees by 2016.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 11:13 AM (49+Jq)

481 and yet Portland was one of my favorite business trips of all time. Of course, that was back in the '80s.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 09, 2015 11:13 AM (evdj2)

482 Give it a little more time and the "journalists" interviewing any R candidate will make sure you know what they think about Caitlyn Jenner the pool party fiasco.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch


We have China hacking into our Federal databases. A resurgent Russia is determined to restore the former Soviet Union. Iran - a country where someone like your precious Jenner would be stoned to death - is on the verge of acquiring an atomic bomb.

Domestically, we are saddled with a crushing load of debt, an eviscerated military, a collapsed and regulated-out-of-existence manufacturing base, an energy policy chained down by an out of control federal government in thrall and in collusion with fascist, supposedly "green" organizations. . .

And you want to know what I think about some sick man who needs psychological help and whether police acted stupidly when confronted with a mob of thugs?

Do you have a cell phone? Because I want you to call your mommy and tell her you're too fucking stupid to breathe and she needs to come bring your blankie right away.

Next question!

Posted by: Candidate Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 11:13 AM (zF6Iw)

483
Posted by: mindful webworker - animal encounterer at June 09, 2015 10:57 AM (MDTpF)

Nice story.

Also, thank you. This is supposed to be the possum thread and people have been making spice puns.

(WHICH WE DID YESTERDAY, PEOPLE).

And now to await the rapey art thread.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 11:13 AM (JtwS4)

484 This just made me look like a sage.
You're ahead of your thyme.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 11:13 AM (kivUY)

485 "He is so inexperienced, he doesn't even know who to hire to help him out. Look at who he has surrounded himself with. People who are as inexperienced as he is, if not more."

I will from time to time play the gently distracting little mental game of What If This Were Happening During A Republican Administration.

Thus:

Taking a ridiculously callow youth who uses "Dude" as a form of address during a national television interview on a life or death subject, who has absolutely no experience with the military, intelligence, or foreign policy communities, whose prior experience with government consists of having been a campaign van driver, and elevating said individual to an executive position on the National Security Council.

Suffice it to say that during a Republican administration, the press would have had some things to say about that. Rather a lot of things. Pointed things. Acidic things.

During a Democratic administration?

::: crickets :::

Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 11:14 AM (noWW6)

486 92 I had a job candidate who was unable to provide a transcript because he was behind on his student loans and the uni wouldn't cough one up.
Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2015 09:18 AM (ztOda)

Not that I advocate not paying your loans but how would the candidate pay without having a job?

Posted by: Titanium at June 09, 2015 11:14 AM (VhPjL)

487 portland.....city ban.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:15 AM (0O7c5)

488 Not that I advocate not paying your loans but how would the candidate pay without having a job?
Posted by: Titanium at June 09, 2015 11:14 AM (VhPjL)

Good point. Then again, people manage to pay for all sorts of things without a job...

Oregon bans bbq? Crazy.

Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 11:15 AM (lIU4e)

489 They need to rule on obamacare.
After the threats from the SCOAMT, it must be any day now.

-
And then Bitch Boner can betray us.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 11:15 AM (49+Jq)

490 Also, thank you. This is supposed to be the possum thread and people have been making spice puns.

(WHICH WE DID YESTERDAY, PEOPLE).


It's alum about the spice, pumpkin.

Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 11:15 AM (RrEUj)

491 You know ... I really don't give two shits WHAT the courts, legislators, or law enforcement officers think about my individual right to own a gun.


If you want them, come and take them.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 09, 2015 11:15 AM (E6tRR)

492 Sort, portlandia bans bbq.

Still crazy.

Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 11:15 AM (lIU4e)

493 Austin tried to regulate bbq smokers. That went poorly with Aaron Franklin told them it would shit down his business.

I'm sure they're working on a carve out for him as we speak

What I want to know is what kind of pussy complains about the smell of brisket smoking. It's basically the best smell on the planet.

Posted by: Lauren at June 09, 2015 11:15 AM (CI6VY)

494 portland.....city ban.....

Yet another reason for me to continue to avoid that area.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 11:16 AM (0HooB)

495 oregon bans bbq'ing.........another attack.....>>>

Pssst Hey you wana buy some primo briquettes?

Posted by: Guy in a dark alley at June 09, 2015 11:16 AM (tf9Ne)

496 484 This just made me look like a sage.
You're ahead of your thyme.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 11:13 AM (kivUY)

Now you're just getting caraway.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:16 AM (fWAjv)

497 What I want to know is what kind of pussy complains
about the smell of brisket smoking. It's basically the best smell on the
planet.

Posted by: Lauren at June 09, 2015 11:15 AM (CI6VY)

peta

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:16 AM (0O7c5)

498 This just made me look like a sage.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale

Thymely advice, and all that.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 09, 2015 11:16 AM (VAsIq)

499 breitbart has their own straw poll, btw

http://www.breitbart.com/primary/

I voted the other day.

The piece is here

http://bit.ly/1cIV0Kb

I think it is showing

Cruz on top
then Rand Paul,
then Marco Rubio

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 11:16 AM (qCMvj)

500 ah, no, that is just their voting record

conservative score

Cruz on top
then Rand Paul,
then Marco Rubio

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 11:17 AM (qCMvj)

501 What wine pairs well with possum? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 09, 2015 11:17 AM (1HNqn)

502 These early polls are pretty worthless.

Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 11:17 AM (lIU4e)

503 Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 10:48 AM (akBPY)

Help him out?

To what end?

Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 11:18 AM (MQEz6)

504 "
peta"

True. They prefer to do all the animal killing themselves.

Posted by: Lauren at June 09, 2015 11:18 AM (CI6VY)

505 fixerupper, typical of the left. If the facts don't fit, ignore them.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 11:18 AM (+aCe4)

506 What wine pairs well with possum? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 09, 2015 11:17 AM (1HNqn)

Ripple

Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:18 AM (sWgE+)

507 Also, thank you. This is supposed to be the possum thread and people have been making spice puns.

(WHICH WE DID YESTERDAY, PEOPLE).



It was Fish Pun Friday.

On porpoise.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 11:18 AM (akBPY)

508 Brilliant. Ban bbq'ing.


And, 50K jobs sounds like kind of a thing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:19 AM (LA7Cm)

509 Cruz on top
then Rand Paul,
then Marco Rubio
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 11:16 AM (qCMvj)

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Burrito sandwich???

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:19 AM (8XRCm)

510 These early polls are pretty worthless.

Posted by: Le-a

Agreed.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at June 09, 2015 11:19 AM (VAsIq)

511 What wine pairs well with possum

Handy wine.

Posted by: Zombie Justin Wilson at June 09, 2015 11:19 AM (evdj2)

512 Chili, people.

These puns are getting Old Bay.


Posted by: The Spice Girls at June 09, 2015 11:19 AM (RrEUj)

513 They need to rule on obamacare.
After the threats from the SCOAMT, it must be any day now.

-
And then Bitch Boner can betray us.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 11:15 AM (49+Jq)


yep, then I'll literally lose my mind

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 11:19 AM (qCMvj)

514 #504 Lauren, proof they are a sham designed to make money and gain political power.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 11:20 AM (+aCe4)

515 What wine pairs well with possum>>>

MD 20/20

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 09, 2015 11:20 AM (wrS2o)

516 On porpoise.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 11:18 AM (akBPY)

I'll skate

Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:20 AM (sWgE+)

517 Ripple? What a Philistine!

Boone's Farm.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 09, 2015 11:20 AM (1HNqn)

518 Cruz on top
then Rand Paul,
then Marco Rubio

-
I gotta say Ted Kennedy and Chris Dodd know how to make a better sandwich.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 11:20 AM (mn3jV)

519 What wine pairs well with possum

----

The kind what comes in a box or in a bag.

Posted by: Yokel at June 09, 2015 11:20 AM (VAsIq)

520 "514 #504 Lauren, proof they are a sham designed to make money and gain political power.
"

Like every other institution on the left.

Posted by: Lauren at June 09, 2015 11:21 AM (CI6VY)

521 442
Its a paradigm shift and we have to be data driven. its next gen plug and play,

We need to monetize/strategize/analyze/incentvize

Posted by: Velvet Ambition greatest thing since before sliced bread at June 09, 2015 11:21 AM (R8hU8)

522 Oh stewardess... I speak chive.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:21 AM (fWAjv)

523 The kind what comes in a box or in a bag.

Posted by: Yokel at June 09, 2015 11:20 AM (VAsIq)

franzia

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:21 AM (0O7c5)

524 I'll skate

We're all floundering.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 11:21 AM (0HooB)

525 later, h8trs.

Oregano to the store and paprika up a few things.

Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 11:21 AM (RrEUj)

526 According to Napolitano, SCOTUS already made the decision, and it's any day now on obamacare.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 11:21 AM (qCMvj)

527 "Have some of the SCOTUS Justices been intimidated and harrassed into submission?"

Roberts almost beyond a doubt.

Look up the circumstances of the two Irish children who were adopted by the Robertses. Facially illegal under Irish law. The Robertses paid the Irish mothers to travel to third-country accommodations in order to dodge said law. Very very hinky stuff.

And here I was doing a huge double facepalm over Dubya's brainstorm to put Harriet Miers on the SCOTUS. Um... second look?

Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 11:22 AM (noWW6)

528 Boone's Farm.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 09, 2015 11:20 AM (1HNqn)

1% er I see. La Dee Daa

Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:22 AM (sWgE+)

529 "What wine pairs well with possum"

Prison sock wine.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 11:23 AM (noWW6)

530 Is it rude to ask the chef what jamaican jerk?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:23 AM (fWAjv)

531 Hmm. "Insightful HQ presence; 69 across; 5 letters"
M _ R O N

I don't know. I'm stumped.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 09:15 AM (kivUY)


MYRON. You know, Stanley Myron Handelman. He was insightful. And he was on Johnny Carson, at one time the HQ for comedians, 10 times.

Posted by: jwpaine, so long, so firm, so fully packed, so easy on the draw at June 09, 2015 11:23 AM (0bXhD)

532 "We're all floundering."


Fish puns again?


Pretty crappie.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 11:23 AM (LA7Cm)

533 I found a bottle of Old Porch Climber for an aperitif.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 09, 2015 11:23 AM (1HNqn)

534 524 I'll skate

We're all floundering.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 11:21 AM (0HooB)

Oh cod, not again.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 11:23 AM (2Ojst)

535 Look up the circumstances of the two Irish children who were adopted by the Robertses. Facially illegal under Irish law. The Robertses paid the Irish mothers to travel to third-country accommodations in order to dodge said law. Very very hinky stuff.


1. He's a lawyer?

and

2. He couldn't find any American orphans to adopt?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 11:24 AM (0HooB)

536 I wonder what it means by turmoil and disruption.
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 10:27 AM (MQEz6)


Conservatives.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:24 AM (nqiq9)

537 What wine pairs well with possum

----

Dandelion.

Made yesterday. In a two litre coke bottle with a balloon over the mouth. Aged till 4 Pm today.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:24 AM (8XRCm)

538 Nut Meg

*giggity giggity. Alllll right.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:24 AM (fWAjv)

539 Oh cod, not again.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 11:23 AM (2Ojst)

you got no sole

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:24 AM (0O7c5)

540 Help him out?
To what end?



To complete whatever vision he had. Whatever way he wanted to go. Obama is so incompetent, he has hired incompetents.
They all fail at whatever, because no one has any experience besides wishing something to be. Domestic policy. International policy. Ect.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 11:25 AM (akBPY)

541 Paranoid theory here: what if the left is attacking Rubio because they realize they will lose 2016 and they want to drum up sympathy on the right for Rubio, because they know he's a RINO? We've got to remember, even though they're attacking him, doesn't mean he's worthy of getting elected. We should stay focused on the small number of candidates who seem to have the most integrity, ie. Cruz, Walker, Paul. Even though those 3 are all problematical, not as much as Rubio or any of the others, IMHO.

And I still can't believe in this day of teh interwebs, we still haven't seen a real conservative who is able to bypass the need for massive funding and get the necessary visibility by, say, facebook.

Posted by: tinfoil helmet at June 09, 2015 11:25 AM (F1Z8f)

542 "portlandia bans bbq."

In the SF Bay Area, the green kommissars will drive around in cars on cold nights with infrared scopes, looking for homeowners who are burning wood in their home fireplaces.

Earthcrime! Gaiahurt! Doubleplusungreen!

Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 11:25 AM (noWW6)

543 Roberts ... Just another gift from "W".


Could his daddy and he pick a Justice, or could they pick a justice.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 09, 2015 11:25 AM (E6tRR)

544 Hilariously, Bill McKibben is now blaming rain on global warming.

Seriously, these people aren't just religious compulsives but monomaniacal ones at that.

Posted by: MTF at June 09, 2015 11:25 AM (DkJ4E)

545

I just want to say for the record

when you go into a large mosque

it always smells like feet, ya know, cornuts in the dorm room

that is all

I denounce myself

Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:25 AM (zOTsN)

546 Oh cod, not again.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 11:23 AM (2Ojst)

you got no sole
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:24 AM (0O7c5)

----

Hey..... ya'all supposed to be on spice puns.

Take your fish puns and shove em up your anise.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:26 AM (8XRCm)

547 In the SF Bay Area, the green kommissars will drive
around in cars on cold nights with infrared scopes, looking for
homeowners who are burning wood in their home fireplaces.



Earthcrime! Gaiahurt! Doubleplusungreen!



Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 11:25 AM (noWW6)

i bet they'd report someone putting out a fire with water too.....assholes

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:26 AM (0O7c5)

548 Hey..... ya'all supposed to be on spice puns.

Take your fish puns and shove em up your anise.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:26 AM (8XRCm)

We've never been parsleymonious with our punning.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 11:27 AM (2Ojst)

549

sad
Laura Ingraham reading real life words from women in Mosul and what they are going through (not just women, but all Christians, etc).

nightmare

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 11:27 AM (qCMvj)

550 "Hilariously, Bill McKibben is now blaming rain on global warming. Seriously, these people aren't just religious compulsives but monomaniacal ones at that."

Anthony Watts of the stellar WUWT climate blog went out for a beer with McKibben.

Basically said, nice enough guy, but skews hugely to the emotive side of the emotive-vs-analytical spectrum.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 11:27 AM (noWW6)

551 Take your fish puns and shove em up your anise.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:26 AM (8XRCm)

oh shut your blow hole /////

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:28 AM (0O7c5)

552
Screw it. I can't wait for the art thread.

Gonna start raping now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 11:28 AM (JtwS4)

553 nightmare
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2015 11:27 AM (qCMvj)

Yes. I mean, I know bad things happen around the world all the time and its awful.

but this seems especially bad. Since we had the country mostly in hand and then just let it go, poof. And damn the consequences.

Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 11:28 AM (lIU4e)

554 We've never been parsleymonious with our punning.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2015 11:27 AM (2Ojst)

Holy mackerel, that's a 50 cent word.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:28 AM (sWgE+)

555 we used to own Mosul. Had a sort of base there. Awful

but fuck those guys. I don't want us to die there anymore. I just want to contain it over there some how. We cant save everybody and I see no reason for us to solve the insolvable. If they won't die for it, we shouldn't

Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:29 AM (zOTsN)

556 I mint to comment on the spice puns but got possumed.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 09, 2015 11:29 AM (1HNqn)

557 Paranoid theory here: what if the left is attacking Rubio because they realize they will lose 2016 and they want to drum up sympathy on the right for Rubio, because they know he's a RINO?

They aren't going to lose 2016. The GOP will make sure of it.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 09, 2015 11:30 AM (PFy0L)

558 And here I was doing a huge double facepalm over Dubya's brainstorm to put Harriet Miers on the SCOTUS. Um... second look?


Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 11:22 AM (noWW6)



You know for as obsessed as you are over being critical of W one would think you would have a better grasp of the timeline. Harriet Miers would not have negated Roberts being on the Court. Roberts was selected and on the court before her name was ever brought up. Miers was picked for the seat that ultimately went to Alito.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 11:30 AM (zt+N6)

559 Screw it. I can't wait for the art thread.

Gonna start raping now.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 11:28 AM (JtwS4)

-----

.....sowing a little rapeseed already ?????

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:30 AM (8XRCm)

560 Basically said, nice enough guy, but skews hugely to the emotive side of the emotive-vs-analytical spectrum.

Emotion = ego.

Too much emotion = too much ego.

It's tough to get an accurate take on anything when you're hoping for "your" outcome instead of looking for the truth.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 11:30 AM (0HooB)

561 Which is the correct usage, then?

A possum coriandered across the road in front of my car.

or

A possum got coriandered by my car.

?

Posted by: mindful webworker - animal encounters of the harsh kind at June 09, 2015 11:30 AM (MDTpF)

562 "Laura Ingraham reading real life words from women in Mosul and what they are going through (not just women, but all Christians, etc)."

Meanwhile, Democratic moonbats have hysterical handwringing fits over how climate change is hypothesized to, at some nebulous point in the future, force desperate Third World peasant women into prostitution.

Women being forced not just into prostitution but actual permanent concubinage slavery RIGHT NOW, TODAY, IN REAL TIME?

::: crickets again :::

Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 11:30 AM (noWW6)

563 We're all gonna rue the day we again elect someone not worth his salt. Right now getting the right candidate is worth a mint.

Posted by: Old Guy at June 09, 2015 11:31 AM (O7/XW)

564 A possum coriandered across the road in front of my car.

or

A possum got coriandered by my car.

?
Posted by: mindful webworker - animal encounters of the harsh kind at June 09, 2015 11:30 AM (MDTpF)

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Depends on if he was fenneled there......

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:31 AM (8XRCm)

565 Holy mackerel, that's a 50 cent word.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:28 AM (sWgE+)


Yes it was. From where did he perch-ase it?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:31 AM (nqiq9)

566 Take your fish puns and shove em up your anise.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:26 AM (8XRCm)

I'd consider that a salt.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:31 AM (fWAjv)

567 Cumin side with that coriander.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 09, 2015 11:31 AM (1HNqn)

568 i think the dairy crowd should whey in.....they'll milk this for all it's worth

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:32 AM (0O7c5)

569 "You know for as obsessed as you are over being critical of W one would think you would have a better grasp of the timeline. Harriet Miers would not have negated Roberts being on the Court."

Oh, no, not at all.

The implication of my words had been that, comparing the two differing proposals for seating those two people on the Court, I had thought back during that era that Miers was by far the worse of the two possibilities.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 11:32 AM (noWW6)

570 Yes it was. From where did he perch-ase it?

At the Shell station.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 09, 2015 11:32 AM (PFy0L)

571
Cumin cumin cumin cumin cumin cumin chamelean.....

Posted by: Boy George Opens for Spice Girls at June 09, 2015 11:33 AM (8XRCm)

572 Right now getting the right candidate is worth a mint.



Better we get the right one than a bad one jammed down our throats again.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 11:33 AM (akBPY)

573 i think the dairy crowd should whey in.....they'll milk this for all it's worth
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:32 AM (0O7c5)

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Thats udderly ridiculous.....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:33 AM (8XRCm)

574 unless we have a strategic interest, unless they are willing to die for it too, na. I'm done. They have been having this relgious war forever. Let them fight each other

Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:33 AM (zOTsN)

575 Please, only one pun per customer.

And remember, you must be this tall. *points toward sign*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 11:33 AM (0HooB)

576 They aren't going to lose 2016. The GOP will make sure of it.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 09, 2015 11:30 AM (PFy0L)

---

Yeah, I was having a moment of optimism. Thanks for the reality check.

Posted by: tinfoil helmet at June 09, 2015 11:34 AM (F1Z8f)

577
Thats udderly ridiculous.....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:33 AM (8XRCm)

where's the art thread so we can moooooove on?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:34 AM (0O7c5)

578 i think the dairy crowd should whey in.....they'll milk this for all it's worth




Quit trying to churn up controversy.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 11:34 AM (akBPY)

579 muldoon has been crowded out of the market

Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:34 AM (zOTsN)

580 Bayleaf! Clear the courtroom and arrest the next person who posts either a spice -OR- a fish pun

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 11:34 AM (lHb9q)

581 Paranoid theory here: what if the left is attacking Rubio because they realize they will lose 2016 and they want to drum up sympathy on the right for Rubio, because they know he's a RINO?

-
Don't contemplate the double reverse head fake. That way lies madness.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 11:35 AM (lz5vi)

582 573 i think the dairy crowd should whey in.....they'll milk this for all it's worth
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:32 AM (0O7c5)

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Thats udderly ridiculous.....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:33 AM (8XRCm)

Casein point

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:35 AM (fWAjv)

583 Yes it was. From where did he perch-ase it?


At the Shell station.




*Golf clap*

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 11:35 AM (akBPY)

584 Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 11:34 AM (lHb9q)

do you have any cheddar to post your bail?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:35 AM (0O7c5)

585 where's the art thread so we can moooooove on?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:34 AM (0O7c5)

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Theres something in the way she moooooos. Attracts me like no udder lover.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:36 AM (8XRCm)

586 Don't contemplate the double reverse head fake. That way lies madness.

That's what they want you to think.

But we know they know we know it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 09, 2015 11:36 AM (0HooB)

587 Time to put the dairy puns out to Pasteur.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:37 AM (fWAjv)

588 Middle east politics like making cheese: you don't knead the Kurds until they are out of the whey.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:37 AM (nqiq9)

589 Women being forced not just into prostitution but actual permanent concubinage slavery RIGHT NOW, TODAY, IN REAL TIME?

-
And, according to WZ, the price is as low as a pack of cigarettes.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 11:37 AM (VUEnv)

590 Bayleaf! Clear the courtroom and arrest the next person who posts either a spice -OR- a fish pun

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 11:34 AM (lHb9q)

Mighty cheesy of you.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:38 AM (sWgE+)

591 Dairy puns are a special teat.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:38 AM (nqiq9)

592 "They aren't going to lose 2016. The GOP will make sure of it."

Sir, some troublesome elements of the serf class have begun to complain about our strategy of Back The Electable Moderate.

They say that we've run that playbook every four years since Reagan, and with it, we've managed to win the national popular vote precisely twice in seven elections.

What's that, sir? I should tell the serfs to "go piss up a rope"? Very well, then, sir! At once!

Posted by: Another RNC Establishment Toady at June 09, 2015 11:39 AM (noWW6)

593 send the feminist brigades to save them, the ones who hate the military

if their men will not fight for them, why are we

Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:39 AM (zOTsN)

594 Dairy puns are a special teat.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:38 AM (nqiq9)

If they are brie-f

Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:39 AM (sWgE+)

595 Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Who am I to dis a brie

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:40 AM (fWAjv)

596 arm the kurds. to the teeth. they fight

Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:40 AM (zOTsN)

597 >>send the feminist brigades to save them, the ones who hate the military

They DGAF about actual women, only their imaginary issues and bruce jenner's fake womanhood.

Posted by: Le-a at June 09, 2015 11:41 AM (lIU4e)

598
.....sowing a little rapeseed already ?????

I canola wait so long.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 11:41 AM (JtwS4)

599
Not that I advocate not paying your loans but how would the candidate pay without having a job?

Posted by: Titanium at June 09, 2015 11:14 AM (VhPjL)






Why is that the employer's problem?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2015 11:41 AM (vXKGT)

600 i'm having a whale of a time.....is this the great white privilege i keep hearing about?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:42 AM (0O7c5)

601 we are not hired guns. we are not their fighting force. we cannot solve what they will not fight for. arm the kurds. they fight. fuck the rest

Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:42 AM (zOTsN)

602
Marco Rubio has a house!!

Marco Rubio has a boat!! in Florida !!

Posted by: The New York Times at June 09, 2015 11:42 AM (q+zA9)

603 .....sowing a little rapeseed already ?????

I canola wait so long.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2015 11:41 AM (JtwS4)

.... olive you... man.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:42 AM (8XRCm)

604 Hey hey, my my.
This thread will never die.

Posted by: StrawMan at June 09, 2015 11:42 AM (W4LFA)

605 596 arm the kurds. to the teeth. they fight

Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:40 AM (zOTsN)

Curds?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:43 AM (fWAjv)

606 I don't care what you say, I like McDonalds. At least I used to. Now they've hired Obama spokes stooge Robert Gibbs to build a "progressive burger company." May I suggest lecturing people about racism when they order a Big Mac?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 11:43 AM (dHL+B)

607 fine

arm the curds

its the only whey

the rest are so much spoilt milk

Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:44 AM (zOTsN)

608 Spicy Possum-Catfish-Cheddar Casserole!

Here's the recipe...

Oh, wait, thought this was the food thread.

Posted by: mindful webworker - gramma's secret recipe at June 09, 2015 11:44 AM (MDTpF)

609 well we all knew the gov't was hiring terrorist affiliated tsa agents.....but now they are admitting it.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:44 AM (0O7c5)

610 Y'all can kiss my bass.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 11:45 AM (+aCe4)

611
Marci Rubio sometimes eats steak with white wine

!!

Posted by: The New York Times at June 09, 2015 11:45 AM (q+zA9)

612 Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 11:43 AM (dHL+B)

That's ok. I like BK burgers better anyways.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:45 AM (sWgE+)

613 arm the kurds. to the teeth. they fight

Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:40 AM (zOTsN)

Curds?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:43 AM (fWAjv)

---

The problen with arming the curds is they might fight today...... but turn into muensters in the future.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:45 AM (8XRCm)

614 611

Marci Rubio sometimes eats steak with white wine

!!

Posted by: The New York Times at June 09, 2015 11:45 AM (q+zA9)

probably puts ice cubes in it too........so gauche.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:46 AM (0O7c5)

615 May I suggest lecturing people about racism when they order a Big Mac?

Check your burger privilege.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2015 11:46 AM (W5DcG)

616 "I don't care what you say, I like McDonalds. At least I used to. Now they've hired Obama spokes stooge Robert Gibbs to build a 'progressive burger company.'"

Quit going in there when MCD corporate rebranded themselves as the preferred fast food of urban yoof, with a huge hip-hop marketing campaign.

It wasn't long at all before the stories of horrific spontaneous violence in the franchises began to appear in the news. People beaten to death by other patrons. No thanks. I want no part of that crowd.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 11:46 AM (noWW6)

617 Now they've hired Obama spokes stooge Robert Gibbs to build a "progressive burger company."

Known as 'paying protection.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 11:46 AM (oVJmc)

618 #606 The Great White Snark at June, How McDonald's died-Chapter 1

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 11:47 AM (+aCe4)

619 Arm the Kurds and get out of the whey. Wheels are turning, but this is the best strategy, no matter how you slice it. You gotta be rind to not see it.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:47 AM (nqiq9)

620 610 Y'all can kiss my bass.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 09, 2015 11:45 AM (+aCe4)

No candiru

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:48 AM (fWAjv)

621 I'll drive past 5 McD's to get to a Five Guy's.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:48 AM (sWgE+)

622 The problen with arming the curds is they might fight today...... but turn into muensters in the future.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:45 AM (8XRCm)

Nice.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:48 AM (nqiq9)

623 mcdonald's is the kind of place....they serve you rattlesnakes....french fries up your nose...hambergers between your toes....the last time i went there? they fried my underwear....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:48 AM (0O7c5)

624 Y'all can kiss my bass.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale

Sorry, it was a fluke.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 09, 2015 11:48 AM (VAsIq)

625 No candiru

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:48 AM (fWAjv)


That's crappie.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:49 AM (nqiq9)

626 Sorry, it was a fluke.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 09, 2015 11:48 AM (VAsIq)

that's ok chum

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:49 AM (0O7c5)

627
Marco Rubio wears flip-flops and does not wear a swim shirt when swimming with his children

!!

Posted by: The New York Times at June 09, 2015 11:50 AM (q+zA9)

628 The problen with arming the curds is they might fight today...... but turn into muensters in the future.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:45 AM (8XRCm)

So you're saying they are not the creme dela creme. That they're nacho first pick.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:50 AM (fWAjv)

629 Sorry, it was a fluke.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 09, 2015 11:48 AM (VAsIq)

No, it was just for the halibut

Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:50 AM (sWgE+)

630 that's ok chum
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:49 AM (0O7c5)

Sounded a shad dishonest to me.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:50 AM (nqiq9)

631 Sounded a shad dishonest to me.



Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:50 AM (nqiq9)

you floundered my out

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:51 AM (0O7c5)

632 I think you all are being rather Fraiche.

Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:51 AM (zOTsN)

633 Sounded a shad dishonest to me.


Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:50 AM (nqiq9)


Your just herring it wrong.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:51 AM (sWgE+)

634
So bye bye to my hot apple pie.
Drove my chevy to the levy but Im heavy from fries.

Them good old boys was grilling with the flame to high.
Signing this'll be the day that we die.
This'll be the day that we die.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:52 AM (8XRCm)

635 That's crappie.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:49 AM (nqiq9)

Don't be koi. Tell us how you really feel.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:52 AM (fWAjv)

636 Waiting to see if this thread dies on its own. We are down to just making puns. Its death has to be near.

Posted by: StrawMan at June 09, 2015 11:52 AM (W4LFA)

637

help

make it stop

Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:52 AM (zOTsN)

638 That's crappie.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:49 AM (nqiq9)

Oh, stop carping.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:52 AM (sWgE+)

639 you floundered my out

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:51 AM (0O7c5)

Oooh. Go on.....

Or are you just carping again?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:53 AM (nqiq9)

640 And, according to WZ, the price is as low as a pack of cigarettes.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 11:37 AM (VUEnv)


Yeah, but I bet they stick it to you on shipping & handling. That's how they getcha.

Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at June 09, 2015 11:53 AM (0bXhD)

641 636
Waiting to see if this thread dies on its own. We are down to just making puns. Its death has to be near.

Posted by: StrawMan at June 09, 2015 11:52 AM (W4LFA)

content is like finding a needle in a haystack

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:53 AM (0O7c5)

642

cant

breathe

no

more

puns

Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:53 AM (zOTsN)

643 Posted by: wrg500 at June 09, 2015 11:52 AM (sWgE+)

We need the art thread, stat.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 11:54 AM (nqiq9)

644 i'm all punned out.

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:54 AM (0O7c5)

645 On the upside, we might reach 1,000 and that would make Lincoln Chaffee happy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 11:54 AM (659DL)

646 nood.

Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at June 09, 2015 11:55 AM (0bXhD)

647 cant

breathe

no

more

puns
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2015 11:53 AM (zOTsN)

----

Hmmmm..... oxygen.... or humor.

Sound like the lessor of two weevils to me.....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 09, 2015 11:55 AM (8XRCm)

648 Tuna in

Turn on

Drop out

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 11:55 AM (fWAjv)

649 nood one

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 11:55 AM (0O7c5)

650 It's all humahumanukanukaapuaa to me.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 09, 2015 11:55 AM (vgIRn)

651 Ace is up. I must move on.
We'll meet again,
if the world's not gone.

It's OK, the world WON'T end in September: Nasa forced to address radical claims a giant asteroid will soon destroy humanity

http://dailym.ai/1F6q5hx

Posted by: mindful webworker - SMOD the tease at June 09, 2015 11:59 AM (MDTpF)

652 Nude Ace

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 09, 2015 12:10 PM (evdj2)

653 81
I had a possum in the kitchen once. Woke up at 4am with a strange
feeling, went into the kitchen and found my cat trying to play with it.

I guess he thought it was a new pet.

*
*
My big black cat, Wolf, was once an outdoor cat until I took him in. One day he encountered a possum outside. They looked each other over, then went calmly in opposite directions. I'm glad to know Wolf is smart enough not to tangle with a wild animal, and pleased the possum didn't want to fool with a cat bigger than he was.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 09, 2015 12:28 PM (uWhPn)

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