Morning Thread (6-9-2015)

69, dudes!

Until you can no longer imitate Keanu Reeves on the Internet, anyway.

Comments

1 Mornin Morons

Posted by: sawhorse at June 09, 2015 06:06 AM (jm3+c)

2

DAY 945

518 to go (591 to Inauguration Day 2017)

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, mewling mattress myth manufacturers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 06:07 AM (St6BJ)

3
Is Katheryn a big girl? Roomy like this new thread?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 09, 2015 06:07 AM (VLTL9)

4
Let the rape-shifting commence, or continue.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 06:07 AM (St6BJ)

5
Let the rape-shifting commence, or continue.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 06:08 AM (St6BJ)

6
Mutating Montreal Marathoners?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 06:09 AM (St6BJ)

7 Or in honor of the TPP, megalomaniacal mendacious mercantalists?

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 06:11 AM (J+mig)

8
Re: John Effin' Kerry's broken leg, I learned in A wilderness first aid course that a broken femur is about as serious a break as you can get. On the spot treatment was to isolate the victim from cold as best you could and then put and keep the broken leg under traction. The prognosis for someone suffering such a break while in the wild was not good unless help arrived PDQ.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 09, 2015 06:12 AM (VLTL9)

9 daylight through my window creeps

Posted by: Tym Lealess at June 09, 2015 06:13 AM (Zq+0k)

10
2 days, no Vic. A bit concerning, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 06:13 AM (St6BJ)

11 What in the Wide, Wide World of Sports is going on around this place? Trolls don't have enough self respect to off themselves?

Kudos, though, for bug zapping the comments with alacrity.

Posted by: RickZ at June 09, 2015 06:13 AM (f4/My)

12 2 days, no Vic. A bit concerning, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 06:13 AM (St6BJ)

Hope he's okay.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 06:14 AM (J+mig)

13 Good Morning Morons. Today is Tuesday, June 09, 2015. On this day in 1954 Joseph Welch, special counsel for the United States Army, lashed out at Senator Joseph McCarthy during hearings on whether Communism has infiltrated the Army giving McCarthy the famous rebuke, "You've done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?". We now know that McCarthy was wrong. There were actually more commies in the DOS than he said.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 06:15 AM (GpgJl)

14 ISIS has kidnapped 86 more Christians. It is far past time for another crusade to wipe this vermin from the face of the earth.

http://fxn.ws/1Hl33JY

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 06:16 AM (GpgJl)

15 CA shuts down oil drilling to save us from the AGW scam.

http://fxn.ws/1Gw99IE

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 06:16 AM (GpgJl)

16 RIP Vincent Bugliosi at 80 from cancer.

http://fxn.ws/1HYgETu

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 06:16 AM (GpgJl)

17 He lives! Woo!

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 06:16 AM (J+mig)

18 More of Obama's back door gun control with an illegal order to halt discussion of guns on the internet. I guess someone will have to sue.

Commonly used and unregulated internet discussions and videos about guns and ammo could be closed down under rules proposed by the State Department, amounting to a gag order on firearm-related speech, the National Rifle Association is warning.

http://fxn.ws/1dXHmnW

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 06:16 AM (GpgJl)

19 CA Republican backing the Obamatrade bill admits she hasn't read the bill.

http://bit.ly/1B2kX2T

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 06:17 AM (GpgJl)

20
SecState Kerry has serious leg break

American Pharaoh wins Triple Crown

Look for Sir Golfsalot to name a new SecState any day now

Harf! Harf! Harf! hardest hit...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 09, 2015 06:17 AM (VLTL9)

21 When are we going to shut down travel to these third world shit holes with rampant diseases?

http://nbcnews.to/1Iz97jJ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 06:17 AM (GpgJl)

22 Scankles plans to stuff the 2016 ballot box with illegals. This is easy to do in large urban areas ran by corrupt Democrats.

http://bit.ly/1FGayqc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 06:17 AM (GpgJl)

23 out through a tear in the curtain I peek

Posted by: Tym Lealess at June 09, 2015 06:17 AM (Zq+0k)

24 IBD: Obama is on a different planet than the rest of us.

http://bit.ly/1MDUxGi

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 06:17 AM (GpgJl)

25 De Commio wants a one Party America. Sorry guy, the rest of us don't live in NYC.

http://bit.ly/1cI0Efw

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 06:18 AM (GpgJl)

26 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 09, 2015 06:18 AM (KCxzN)

27 The Daily Deals

http://amzn.to/1MDUZUW

That's it for today folks. Not much out there today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 06:18 AM (GpgJl)

28 19 CA Republican backing the Obamatrade bill admits she hasn't read the bill.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 06:17 AM (GpgJl)

This makes me as nervous as a cat at a dog show, and cross as a frog in a sock all at once. Secret legislation. I've heard rumors that it's basically an enabling act, as well as that it might set up an EU-type organization, and there's absolutely nothing out there to dispel such rumors.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 06:20 AM (J+mig)

29 I am the victim...

Posted by: The stained mattress at June 09, 2015 06:21 AM (soheU)

30 25 De Commio wants a one Party America. Sorry guy, the rest of us don't live in NYC.

http://bit.ly/1cI0Efw
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 06:18 AM (GpgJl)

I propose raising the voting age to 26. After all, you're still a child according to Obamacare.

Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 06:21 AM (St6BJ)

31 Little VIA, and some of his school friends now have a new greeting for the SJW students students, when they spout their siht.

just a simple "How very progressive of you", followed by no further comment.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 09, 2015 06:22 AM (VPLuQ)

32 31 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 09, 2015 06:22 AM (VPLuQ)

At what point do you become a Journeyman?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 06:25 AM (St6BJ)

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31 Little VIA, and some of his school friends now have a new greeting for the SJW students students, when they spout their siht.

just a simple "How very progressive of you", followed by no further comment.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 09, 2015 06:22 AM (VPLuQ)

Nice!

A little wordier:
"That's interesting, George Soros thinks the same thing - are you a Jew hater, too?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 09, 2015 06:25 AM (VLTL9)

34 31. LOL
Are these college or HS kids?

Posted by: @votermom at June 09, 2015 06:26 AM (X3efw)

35 "At what point do you become a Journeyman? "

The Guild has a vacancy based advancement system.

Baltimore currently has no shortage of Village Idiots.

Could be a while.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 09, 2015 06:27 AM (VPLuQ)

36 33 A little wordier:
"That's interesting, George Soros thinks the same thing - are you a Jew hater, too?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 09, 2015 06:25 AM (VLTL9)

"Is that a swastika on your arm or are you just happy to see me?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 06:27 AM (St6BJ)

37 Morning!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 09, 2015 06:27 AM (UpGcq)

38 "Are these college or HS kids?"

H.S.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 09, 2015 06:27 AM (VPLuQ)

39 35 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 09, 2015 06:27 AM (VPLuQ)

Unions.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 06:27 AM (St6BJ)

40 I am going to steal the idea.
"That's mighty progressive of ya, comraydo."

Posted by: @votermom at June 09, 2015 06:28 AM (X3efw)

41 CA Republican backing the Obamatrade bill admits she hasn't read the bill.

Should be grounds for immediate recall and replacement of said rep.

Posted by: Anti-socialist at June 09, 2015 06:30 AM (+kznc)

42 Scankles plans to stuff the 2016 ballot box with illegals. This is easy to do in large urban areas ran by corrupt Democrats.

http://bit.ly/1FGayqc

Posted by: Vic
.............
I was looking at the electoral map the other day.. I say fuck 'em.. let 'em stuff the ballot boxes all they want, cuz their urban areas are in blue states anyway. You can't get more electoral votes than a state has, no matter how many Obama phone grabbers you bribe to come out.

All we gotta do is concentrate on getting out the vote in a few key states.

And.. even more fun.. if they get more popular vote than the GOP nominee and still lose, it will that much more fun to listen to them wail!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 09, 2015 06:31 AM (UpGcq)

43 42 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 09, 2015 06:31 AM (UpGcq)

That's why illegals and sharia are coming to your little town somewhere and not just the big cities.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 06:33 AM (St6BJ)

44 So Little VIA and I are on our way to Lowes after school to swap propane tanks yesterday as well.

First time in my memory that a full on hag-in-a-bag is walking down the sidewalk with a small child in tow.

First thing out of Little VIA's mouth?
Should she be out in public without an adult male family member accompanying her?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 09, 2015 06:38 AM (VPLuQ)

45 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. Thanks for the news, Vic.

In the old days, when giants like Louis B. Mayer, Adolph Zukor, David Selznick and Darryl Zanuck ran major movie studios, it was understood that each man had a droit du seigneur with respect to aspirant starlets. Some were blatant and direct - the first words Harry Cohn of Columbia spoke to Lucille Ball when she entered his office were "suck it, bitch!" - others, like producer Irving Thalberg of MGM were more discreet, and some were unable to allow themselves to enjoy the perks of office; it was famously said of Mayer that he couldn't get laid in a whorehouse.

Darryl Zanuck, of Twentieth Century-Fox, was known throughout Hollywood for his 4.00pm afternoon sex breaks, when a hopeful starlet would trot over to his office, relieve the great man's pressure, and be on her way. But Zanuck wasn't content with just anonymous bit players; he tried to seduce bigger names as well. At one point, he was chasing newly-signed Broadway star Judy Holliday around his office when he finally caught her and pushed her down on to a couch.

Trying to fend off the studio chief's advances, Holliday pointed to a framed photo of Zanuck's wife and children. "How could you?" she cried. "There's your family!"

A deeply offended Zanuck stood up, walked away and snarled, "Keep my family out of this."

Here's Holliday in 1951s Born Yesterday, also starring Broderick Crawford and William Holden. BTW, Holliday would win an Oscar for this movie, beating out Gloria Swanson's Sunset Boulevard - which also starred Holden.

http://goo.gl/Fs9lxQ

Hope you all have a wonderful day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 06:38 AM (zF6Iw)

46 That's why illegals and sharia are coming to your little town somewhere and not just the big cities.
...........
My town doesn't matter in a presidential election.. blue state.. just like yours..

You are right about the sharia shit though.. on that map that was up recently showing ethnicity as dots,. there's lots of "Asians" in my area.. and it ain't Chinese.. lots of Indians and Pakistanis etc. etc..

They are taking over old Christian churches and making them mosques.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 09, 2015 06:38 AM (UpGcq)

47 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. Thanks for the news, Vic.

In the old days, when giants like Louis B. Mayer, Adolph Zukor, David Selznick and Darryl Zanuck ran major movie studios, it was understood that each man had a droit du seigneur with respect to aspirant starlets. Some were blatant and direct - the first words Harry Cohn of Columbia spoke to Lucille Ball when she entered his office were "suck it, bitch!" - others, like producer Irving Thalberg of MGM were more discreet, and some were unable to allow themselves to enjoy the perks of office; it was famously said of Mayer that he couldn't get laid in a whorehouse.

Darryl Zanuck, of Twentieth Century-Fox, was known throughout Hollywood for his 4.00pm afternoon sex breaks, when a hopeful starlet would trot over to his office, relieve the great man's pressure, and be on her way. But Zanuck wasn't content with just anonymous bit players; he tried to seduce bigger names as well. At one point, he was chasing newly-signed Broadway star Judy Holliday around his office when he finally caught her and pushed her down on to a couch.

Trying to fend off the studio chief's advances, Holliday pointed to a framed photo of Zanuck's wife and children. "How could you?" she cried. "There's your family!"

A deeply offended Zanuck stood up, walked away and snarled, "Keep my family out of this."

Here's Holliday in 1951s Born Yesterday, also starring Broderick Crawford and William Holden. BTW, Holliday would win an Oscar for this movie, beating out Gloria Swanson's Sunset Boulevard - which also starred Holden.

http://goo.gl/Fs9lxQ

Hope you all have a wonderful day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 06:38 AM (zF6Iw)

48 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. Thanks for the news, Vic.

In the old days, when giants like Louis B. Mayer, Adolph Zukor, David Selznick and Darryl Zanuck ran major movie studios, it was understood that each man had a droit du seigneur with respect to aspirant starlets. Some were blatant and direct - the first words Harry Cohn of Columbia spoke to Lucille Ball when she entered his office were "suck it, bitch!" - others, like producer Irving Thalberg of MGM were more discreet, and some were unable to allow themselves to enjoy the perks of office; it was famously said of Mayer that he couldn't get laid in a whorehouse.

Darryl Zanuck, of Twentieth Century-Fox, was known throughout Hollywood for his 4.00pm afternoon sex breaks, when a hopeful starlet would trot over to his office, relieve the great man's pressure, and be on her way. But Zanuck wasn't content with just anonymous bit players; he tried to seduce bigger names as well. At one point, he was chasing newly-signed Broadway star Judy Holliday around his office when he finally caught her and pushed her down on to a couch.

Trying to fend off the studio chief's advances, Holliday pointed to a framed photo of Zanuck's wife and children. "How could you?" she cried. "There's your family!"

A deeply offended Zanuck stood up, walked away and snarled, "Keep my family out of this."

Here's Holliday in 1951s Born Yesterday, also starring Broderick Crawford and William Holden. BTW, Holliday would win an Oscar for this movie, beating out Gloria Swanson's Sunset Boulevard - which also starred Holden.

http://goo.gl/Fs9lxQ

Hope you all have a wonderful day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 06:38 AM (zF6Iw)

49 So Little VIA and I are on our way to Lowes after school to swap propane tanks yesterday as well.

First time in my memory that a full on hag-in-a-bag is walking down the sidewalk with a small child in tow.

First thing out of Little VIA's mouth?
Should she be out in public without an adult male family member accompanying her?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 09, 2015 06:39 AM (VPLuQ)

50 Actually, it's not the real Vic with us. He got canned and replaced by a foreigner here on an H-1B visa. It just took the real Vic a couple of days to train his replacement.

Given the mouse, I suppose it's fair to call Iger and the rest rat b@stards.

Y'know, yesterday Tim Cook was quoted about how Apple needs a more vibrant workforce. Since Steve Jobs is gone, is there still a Disney-Apple nexus?

Posted by: Agent J at June 09, 2015 06:39 AM (9Mtv3)

51 WTF?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 09, 2015 06:39 AM (UpGcq)

52 Sorry for the double post. F'ng pixy.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 06:40 AM (zF6Iw)

53 ok, who brought the dog?

Posted by: Anti-socialist at June 09, 2015 06:41 AM (+kznc)

54 Did the comments just hiccup?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 09, 2015 06:41 AM (VPLuQ)

55 What the fuck? Go away, nut job.

Posted by: se pa moron at June 09, 2015 06:43 AM (xQX/f)

56 Who the fuck is this pigeon killer? and what's his beef?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 09, 2015 06:43 AM (UpGcq)

57 I feel a rending of the very fabric of the space-time-comment continuum.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 09, 2015 06:43 AM (VPLuQ)

58 on second thought.. I don't wanna know.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 09, 2015 06:43 AM (UpGcq)

59 Female blacks yoots are funny when they get arrested. It's like they are tased without the taser.

Posted by: redenzo at June 09, 2015 06:44 AM (WCnJW)

60 For goodness sake will somebody put the damned bird out of it's misery already.

Posted by: @votermom at June 09, 2015 06:45 AM (km3xQ)

61 For goodness sake will somebody put the damned bird out of it's misery already.

Posted by: @votermom at June 09, 2015 06:45 AM (km3xQ)

62 For goodness sake will somebody put the damned bird out of it's misery already.

Posted by: @votermom at June 09, 2015 06:45 AM (km3xQ)

63 I think pixy is having a bad morning...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 09, 2015 06:45 AM (UpGcq)

64 Hope you all have a wonderful day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 06:38 AM (zF6Iw)

"BILLIE!!!!"

"WHA???!!!"

"Born Yesterday" has a very relevant plot about political corruption/cronyism. Despite the idiocy that the crook is thwarted and the crooked congressman sees the light, it's a great film.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 06:46 AM (St6BJ)

65 I'm gonna go.
Have good day, horde.

Posted by: @votermom at June 09, 2015 06:48 AM (8lXad)

66 And this is why we can't have nice things.

Dump time.

No.....not that dump.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 09, 2015 06:49 AM (VPLuQ)

67 Posted by: pigeon killer at June 09, 2015 06:46 AM (5pxBE)

Could you please keep your damn hand off the return key?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 06:49 AM (St6BJ)

68 Have little VIA ask if their Che shirt is in the wash.

Posted by: AE at June 09, 2015 06:51 AM (IuG6R)

69 Negligent Manslaughterer Jenner has been sued for wrongful death.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 09, 2015 06:52 AM (fwARV)

70 59�Female blacks yoots are funny when they get arrested. It's like they are tased without the taser.

I don't remember 14 year old girls having racks and bodies that curvaceous when I was that age.As a lifetime cis-normative that's the kind of stuff I would notice and immediately seek to oppress.

Posted by: se pa moron at June 09, 2015 06:53 AM (xQX/f)

71 Negligent Manslaughterer Jenner has been sued for wrongful death.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 09, 2015 06:53 AM (fwARV)

72
On my end, the site is slow to post.

But what the hell is this shit?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 06:53 AM (St6BJ)

73 hey killer pigeon,
the investigator is pissed. Time for you to disappear for a year or two.

Posted by: Anti-socialist at June 09, 2015 06:54 AM (+kznc)

74 hey killer pigeon,
the investigator is pissed. Time for you to disappear for a year or two.

Posted by: Anti-socialist at June 09, 2015 06:54 AM (+kznc)

75 68 Have little VIA ask if their Che shirt is in the wash.
Posted by: AE at June 09, 2015 06:51 AM (IuG6R)

Nothing will get rid of those stubborn blood stains. Except new and improved "MFM Whitewash!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 06:54 AM (St6BJ)

76 it's Ira, cooth's alleged hacker/stalker...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 06:55 AM (kmtse)

77 it's Ira.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 06:56 AM (kmtse)

78 Is the pigeon killer entity flooding the site with repeated posts of the same message accidentally or on purpose?

Posted by: Edgar Allan Schmoe at June 09, 2015 06:56 AM (/f6Nd)

79 Is someone deleting these spam multi-posts? or is pixy just hiccuping?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 09, 2015 06:56 AM (UpGcq)

80 it's deliberate...

Maet told him last night he was banned and not to comment here again.

seems he's a tad upset over that.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 06:58 AM (kmtse)

81 Negligent Manslaughterer Jenner has been sued for wrongful death.

OJ Simpson trial part two. The defense will taint the jury pool with progressives (spit) and he'll skate.

Posted by: se pa moron at June 09, 2015 06:58 AM (xQX/f)

82 78 Posted by: Edgar Allan Schmoe at June 09, 2015 06:56 AM (/f6Nd)

Accidentally on purpose.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 06:59 AM (St6BJ)

83 The Plaintiff's attorney could argue that Jenner's reckless driving killed this old white woman before she could fulfill her dream of becoming black man, something she really was because she wanted it to be.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 09, 2015 07:03 AM (dItuC)

84 Redd Foxx said he preferred 77 to 69.

Posted by: BignJames at June 09, 2015 07:04 AM (HtUkt)

85 Damn.....

Now that was a dump worthy of being called a dump.

A real three flusher.

I see that our petulant child is still playing with mommies keyboard.

*Le sigh*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 09, 2015 07:04 AM (VPLuQ)

86 I don't get the Redd Foxx joke, but it is early

Posted by: Anti-socialist at June 09, 2015 07:07 AM (+kznc)

87
This pigeon douche is even more annoying than MUMR.

Raus mit der fliegenratte.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 07:07 AM (St6BJ)

88 Through the gray morning fog I see
A pack of wolves waiting to devour me

Posted by: Tym Lealess at June 09, 2015 07:08 AM (HYf+U)

89 Looks like Bob from the NSA is screwing with the HQ today.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 07:09 AM (zF6Iw)

90 86
I don't get the Redd Foxx joke, but it is early

Posted by: Anti-socialist at June 09, 2015 07:07 AM (+kznc)

77.....you get 8 more.

Posted by: BignJames at June 09, 2015 07:09 AM (HtUkt)

91 Looks like it will be a dreary rainy day here today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 07:09 AM (GpgJl)

92 73 TSA employees employed dispite being on terror watch list. Further details were redacted, because you don't need to know prole.

Top Men.

Posted by: se pa moron at June 09, 2015 07:10 AM (xQX/f)

93 I think pixy is having a bad morning...

Pixy or Chrome. I have double posts often when I have to use Chrome.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 07:12 AM (A7pAk)

94 "Female blacks yoots are funny when they get arrested. It's like they are tased without the taser."

Yes. This child was also running her mouth the entire time saying god knows what. I did hear her say "call my Mama!" I am sure that would have helped the situation.

Posted by: Conservative in the Bluegrass State at June 09, 2015 07:16 AM (Xg82m)

95 Timorous man, his doggerel writes
trying to avoid the hacker fight
where innocent bystanders stand and watch
as malicious scripts battle for naught

Comment spam the horde exclaims
as Timorous man tries to avoid the pain
having nothing to lose and little to gain

Posted by: Tym Lealess at June 09, 2015 07:17 AM (HYf+U)

96 What with trolling, deletions, and repeating posts, this is like a roller coaster ride this morning. Wheee!

Urp.. I don't want a roller coaster ride in the morning.

Morning, Glories! Fog on the pasture, sun on the underside of the trees, dog and cats lolling on the drive. Life has its moments.

Posted by: mindful webworker - almost here at June 09, 2015 07:19 AM (MDTpF)

97 Weird. After posting my comment, I didn't get the page back, I got http://acecomments.mu.nu/ which is blank.

Pixy, you gotsa lotsa 'splainin' to do.

Posted by: mindful webworker - tech hates us, you know, at June 09, 2015 07:20 AM (MDTpF)

98 92 73 TSA employees employed dispite being on terror watch list. Further details were redacted, because you don't need to know prole.

Top Men.
Posted by: se pa moron at June 09, 2015 07:10 AM (xQX/f)

Whenever government can admit no wrong, despite whatever proof may exist of its stupidity and/or evil, full and ostentatious tyranny can not be far behind.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 07:20 AM (J+mig)

99
Can someone please step on this schmuck with extreme prejudice?

Now?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 07:21 AM (St6BJ)

100 Wow...

Whole lotta comments (comment, singular, repetitive) just got asploded.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 09, 2015 07:21 AM (fwARV)

101 Good morning everyone! Looks like the ban hammer is getting a workout today.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 09, 2015 07:22 AM (HeQCE)

102 Whats the good news?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 09, 2015 07:23 AM (HeQCE)

103 A left-wing d-bag has written an alleged "memoir" of his year of teaching in an "ultra-conservative" California school district while addicted to drugs.

Not only is he (of course) the best teacher evah because of his 'House'-like iconoclasm, but he becomes a hero to the gay kids, the drug-using kids, the girl who got raped... one 'Glee' subplot after another. And the prose is Brian-Griffin-from-Family-Guy quality.

According to society, I was the crazy one for wanting to numb this feeling out. I was the one with the problem. I was the one who needed help. It was I who needed professional care, I who acted in direct opposition to socially accepted morality and ethics. I who was fucked up.

Truth is, I put a lot of drugs into my body because I didn't want to be sick and I didn't know how to deal with a society whose secrets were somehow more acceptable than my own."

http://tinyurl.com/nvo8rjq

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 07:23 AM (O7MnT)

104 Timorous man, his doggerel writes
trying to avoid the hacker fight
where innocent bystanders stand and watch
as malicious scripts battle for naught

Comment spam the horde exclaims
as Timorous man tries to avoid the pain
having nothing to lose and little to gain

Rage, rage against the dying light..

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 07:23 AM (A7pAk)

105 What does that mean? That heading about Keanu Reeves? I won't even pretend to have a clue.

Posted by: goon at June 09, 2015 07:25 AM (gy5kE)

106 Black lives matter, 3 killed last night in Baltimore. Probably heading for a record in June.

Posted by: Colin at June 09, 2015 07:25 AM (fF6St)

107 Black lives matter, 3 killed last night in Baltimore. Probably heading for a record in June.

Posted by: Colin at June 09, 2015 07:25 AM (fF6St)

After setting a record in May.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 09, 2015 07:25 AM (fwARV)

108 I used to think the most powerful human emotion was fear. Maybe it's butthurt.

Posted by: H. P. Lovecraft at June 09, 2015 07:25 AM (F1Z8f)

109 103 Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 07:23 AM (O7MnT)

I don't have the stomach to click on it. Your excerpt was more than enough to get this gist. With the emphasis on "gis."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 07:26 AM (St6BJ)

110 108 I used to think the most powerful human emotion was fear. Maybe it's butthurt.
Posted by: H. P. Lovecraft at June 09, 2015 07:25 AM (F1Z8f)

I'd go with sanctimony. Judging others from the unearned yet unassailable perch of pretended righteousness. It drives every Leftist further into delusion.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 07:27 AM (J+mig)

111 20 >> Look for Sir Golfsalot to name a new SecState any day now

I nominate American Pharoah -- Why settle for a horseface when you can have an actual horse. Besides the horse is probably a better negotiator, and is certainly more accomplished in life.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 09, 2015 07:27 AM (6sL58)

112 Vanity

Posted by: Wicked Stepmother at June 09, 2015 07:27 AM (AVr9J)

113 Looks like it will be a dreary rainy day here today.
______________

It's raining here too (in AZ), but since we rarely get rain, we don't think of it as dreary; more like a needed break from all the relentless sunshine.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 09, 2015 07:28 AM (o8Gus)

114 I'm loosing track of the bodies.
I thought we were at about eight, maybe nine dead this month.

http://tinyurl.com/occydfh

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 09, 2015 07:28 AM (VPLuQ)

115 Posted by: GnuBreed at June 09, 2015 07:27 AM (6sL5

Iranian Negotiator: "Horse, you will let us have nuclear program!"

American Pharoah: "Neigh!"

Yep, still better than what we've got.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 07:29 AM (J+mig)

116 I'd go with sanctimony. Judging others from the unearned yet unassailable perch of pretended righteousness.

Un-earned respect.
Hard to put true fear into a 100 person mob. However, "dis" them, and that mob turns into a riot.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 07:30 AM (A7pAk)

117 >>>>I was looking at the electoral map the other day.. I say fuck 'em.. let 'em stuff the ballot boxes all they want, cuz their urban areas are in blue states anyway. You can't get more electoral votes than a state has, no matter how many Obama phone grabbers you bribe to come out.

All we gotta do is concentrate on getting out the vote in a few key states.

And.. even more fun.. if they get more popular vote than the GOP nominee and still lose, it will that much more fun to listen to them wail!
.
.
.
.Trust me Illegals that want to vote are already voting in most Blue States. And even some who don't want to vote are being paid and bussed to the polling places.

The myth that Democrats want illegals to have a path to citizenship just to get their vote is wrong. They are already voting in huge numbers in all Blue States.

I had someone vote in my place when we lived in CT some time ago. This is a direct result of all of the Liberal Cities giving illegals Government ID's "so they don't have to live in the shadows".

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 09, 2015 07:30 AM (iONHu)

118 Morning everyone. Definitely rapey out there today.

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 09, 2015 07:31 AM (nqiq9)

119 fighting, fighting against the blight
It is we, the innocent, who must decide the right
to make mockery in the night
of the mindless 'bots who spam and spam

Posted by: Tym Lealess at June 09, 2015 07:31 AM (HYf+U)

120
118 Please, get fucked.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 07:31 AM (St6BJ)

121 14 ISIS has kidnapped 86 more Christians. It is far past time for another crusade to wipe this vermin from the face of the earth.

http://fxn.ws/1Hl33JY
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 06:16 AM (GpgJl)

That explains the laser raptor. Fuck! I went back too far in time.

Posted by: Kung Fury at June 09, 2015 07:31 AM (67lRH)

122 120
118 Please, get fucked.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 07:31 AM (St6BJ)

NO NOT YOU!!! The other #118.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 07:31 AM (St6BJ)

123 120
118 Please, get fucked.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 07:31 AM (St6BJ)

NO NOT YOU!!! The other #118.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 07:32 AM (St6BJ)

124 Clomp! Clomp clomp clomp! Clomp clompity clomp clomp!!

Posted by: John Kerry at June 09, 2015 07:32 AM (AVr9J)

125 Internet stampy feet. Sheeesh.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 07:33 AM (oVJmc)

126 118 Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 09, 2015 07:31 AM (nqiq9)

Dude, my fire was directed at the former occupant of #118.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 07:33 AM (St6BJ)

127
Oh my G-d. Pixy caught the herpes!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 07:34 AM (St6BJ)

128 There's an MUMR quality here, no?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 07:35 AM (oVJmc)

129 Glad teh Vic is okay. Another crap weather day here in the Hellmouth aka Chiraq.

Posted by: Gem at June 09, 2015 07:35 AM (LZgh9)

130 Glad teh Vic is okay. Another crap weather day here in the Hellmouth aka Chiraq.

Posted by: Gem at June 09, 2015 07:35 AM (LZgh9)

131 There's an MUMR quality here, no?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 07:35 AM (oVJmc)

132 You've got me confused, JJ.

Not in a BC frame of mind this morning?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 09, 2015 07:36 AM (nqiq9)

133 Oh my G-d. Pixy caught the herpes!

Sounds like pixy caught the MUMR.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 07:36 AM (A7pAk)

134 I'd go with sanctimony. Judging others from the unearned yet unassailable perch of pretended righteousness. It drives every Leftist further into delusion.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 07:27 AM (J+mig)
---------
The useful idiots are sanctimonious. But they are just enablers, dupes. The people they enable don't even possess the virtue of caring about righteousness, even hypocritically. They are callous, narcissistic sociopaths.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 09, 2015 07:36 AM (cIoI4)

135 Doubles everywhere. And yet the barrel goes hungry.....

Feed it. FEED IT!!!

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 09, 2015 07:37 AM (nqiq9)

136 132 You've got me confused, JJ.

Not in a BC frame of mind this morning?
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 09, 2015 07:36 AM (nqiq9)

The faulty ban hammer moved your comment into the old spot. Sorry, dude.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 07:37 AM (St6BJ)

137 >>>I don't have the stomach to click on it. Your excerpt was more than enough to get this gist. With the emphasis on "gis."

But you're missing out on gems like this: (mentally, read it in Brian Griffin's voice for maximum effect.)

He tried to spit his words out but his lips seemed unwilling to play their part. He choked on syllables while he leaned forward. Finally, he managed to blurt out, "I'm gay."

"I'm gay," he repeated, as if I could have not heard him the first time.

My immediate response was to worry for Michael. I taught in a school that sat squarely in the middle of a conservative pocket of northern Californian known as Placer County, where they hold rodeos and where high school football is a much bigger deal to grown ups than it should be.

"Alright," I mustered, absorbing the situation with a nod. "OK, we can do this." While we both looked on in anticipation of a plan that had yet to form, I looked him in the eyes to reassure him. "Hey - Look at me," I said. "You're not alone. I'm here with you. We got this," I said, hoping my faux-confidence wasn't as transparent as it felt. "You're not alone. We can do this."

I hope they can get Tommy Wiseau to direct the movie version.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 07:38 AM (O7MnT)

138 No sweat. The comment format seems a little hungover this morning. Pixy party it up last night?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 09, 2015 07:38 AM (nqiq9)

139 Someone's butthurt.

Posted by: Gem at June 09, 2015 07:39 AM (RujGB)

140 Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 09, 2015 07:36 AM (cIoI4)

All of the sanctimonious types, from the lowest to the highest all see themselves as better than the hoi polloi, thus having the right and duty to rule over them. Leftism is all about reinforcing that particular vanity. The Emperor's clothes are resplendant and color-shifting, repeat it till you believe it, and if you don't see it, you're a lower form of life to be hated, mocked, and ruled.

They're megalomaniac Pharisees.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 07:40 AM (J+mig)

141 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 07:40 AM (J+mig)

Great summary - favorite post of the morning so far. Nicely done.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 09, 2015 07:43 AM (nqiq9)

142 OK, everybody check Weasel Zips and Fox News and see if we can make up for the absence of Vic.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 07:44 AM (O7MnT)

143 Massive bacon spill in Ohio; literally the next town over from where I live:

http://tinyurl.com/ogv5jm9

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 07:45 AM (O7MnT)

144 The barrel will be crowded today. I'll make some more HQ recipe garlic and pepperoni knots, which I made for a Hawks (

) party, but the knots were so delish they almost made up for it.

Wait...it's the barrel. Garlic and hobo knots coming right up.

Posted by: Gem at June 09, 2015 07:45 AM (miWk9)

145 Trannies make up less than 0.3 per cent of the population, yet all of society must be reordered to accommodate these wonderful, wonderful people.

http://tinyurl.com/pb3wyd9

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 07:46 AM (O7MnT)

146 Life in the great outdoors. Two tales.

We used to have a big swimming pool at this ranch when we were kids, and one thing I always hated there was horse flies. I still remember one horse fly buzzing me, and I swam the length of the pool underwater, came up, and wham! he bit me. I hate horse flies.

I've noticed in recent years, we seem to not have some bugs I remember from my youth. Yellow jackets used to be plentiful, never see 'em, anymore. Horse flies are far fewer, and I don't miss 'em. Might be the years of drought.

So this morning, I'm standing out front, petting the dog, enjoying the morning view, when a huge horse fly starts buzzing around my head. 'Round and 'round and 'round Zzzzz Zzzzz ZZZZZ.

Unlike houseflies, horseflies will not be waved off. I duck down and head for the door, where I turn and see the horsefly following me toward the door, threatening to come inside. I grab a fly swatter. This is war.

Swish, a miss. He's full grown, warmed up, and fast. Swish, another miss, and another, but then, thwack! Contact! A solid hit! Took me a while to find the body, but it was a killer hit. Victory! I take pride in modifying the local gene pool in this way.

I'm selective about genetic control. Ladybug in the house? We scoop it up and carry it outside. Wasps in the house? They're usually just mud daubers and get mercy.

A few days ago, I found a two-inch cockroach sitting i the cup we use to scoop out dog food. Now, I hate cockroaches, but this one was trapped and I decided to have mercy and throw him outside. I open the back door, shake him out of the cup, and I see him fly away, then he turns back, lands in the dirt, and crawls swiftly to the back door, where he crawls under a crack in the door frame. Wow. Smart bug.

Fortunately, right by the back door is the shelf where we store the chemical warfare weaponry. The bottom of the door frame got a swift, saturating dose of Raid. Take that, you miserable insect, and I'll never show mercy on one of your kind again!

Posted by: mindful webworker - swat team at June 09, 2015 07:47 AM (MDTpF)

147 Great summary - favorite post of the morning so far. Nicely done.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 09, 2015 07:43 AM (nqiq9)

It's not my original idea, I admit.

http://tinyurl.com/ody8czg

This guy put it far more eloquently than I ever could, in a much longer form. Worth the read.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 07:47 AM (J+mig)

148 142
OK, everybody check Weasel Zips and Fox News and see if we can make up for the absence of Vic.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 07:44 AM (O7MnT)

What absence?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 07:47 AM (GpgJl)

149 Gender-confused tweens are so extra special, they deserve moneez:

http://tinyurl.com/qcv27vh

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 07:48 AM (O7MnT)

150 OK, everybody check Weasel Zips and Fox News and see if we can make up for the absence of Vic.

He will be missed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 09, 2015 07:49 AM (rwI+c)

151
"Alright," I mustered, absorbing the situation with a nod. "OK, we can do this." While we both looked on in anticipation of a plan that had yet to form, I looked him in the eyes to reassure him. "Hey - Look at me," I said. "You're not alone. I'm here with you. We got this," I said, hoping my faux-confidence wasn't as transparent as it felt. "You're not alone. We can do this."
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 07:38 AM (O7MnT)

Oh dear lord.

Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 07:49 AM (vmMMi)

152 Yeah, shame aboit Vic.

Posted by: se pa moron at June 09, 2015 07:49 AM (xQX/f)

153 no forward motion is the plan
stuck here in limbo land
desolate destruction, the destination planned

nihilists destroyers rape and pillage
fires burn throughout the village
mothers cry and children wail
truth not found behind the veil

Silence, stillness, all is lost
despite the fighting at great cost
not one was spared, come the reckoning

Posted by: Tym Lealess at June 09, 2015 07:51 AM (HYf+U)

154 When did Rapey Tuesday become English Lit Composition class?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 07:51 AM (A7pAk)

155 TFG has claimed over 550,000 FOIA exemptions.

http://tinyurl.com/opw89gc

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 07:51 AM (O7MnT)

156 TFG has claimed over 550,000 FOIA exemptions.

http://tinyurl.com/opw89gc

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 07:51 AM (O7MnT)

The most transparent administration EVER! And predictably the MFM lets it all go by without a mention.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 09, 2015 07:54 AM (DiZBp)

157 If a mob of teenagers cannot trespass, cannot vandalize, cannot become beligerent and violent towards both residents and police, well then I dare say that the terrorists have already won!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at June 09, 2015 07:55 AM (z063e)

158 The comments at that link are nuts. Great writing? WTF?

Posted by: SavetheEarth at June 09, 2015 07:56 AM (wbtZJ)

159 "Hey - Look at me," I said. "You're not alone. I'm here with you. We
got this," I said, hoping my faux-confidence wasn't as transparent as it
felt. "You're not alone. We can do this."

This guy is the hero of his own fan fiction.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 07:56 AM (oVJmc)

160 Kind of cool the way some of the AoSHQ lexicon is making its way into common usage, e.g.:

SCOAMT (either the acronym or spelled out)

SMOD - see this one a lot anymore

Others like Ctluthu (no made up here, but made common here, imo)

Just sayin' - neat.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 07:57 AM (BZAd3)

161 Looks like it will be a dreary rainy day here today. ______________

It's raining here too (in AZ), but since we rarely get rain, we don't think of it as dreary; more like a needed break from all the relentless sunshine.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 09, 2015 07:28 AM (o8Gus)

Gloomy and dark here in northeast MA. Matches my mood.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 07:57 AM (zF6Iw)

162 >>When did Rapey Tuesday become English Lit Composition class?

He covers that, too.

"I WAS RAPED" That's what came out of her mout. "I was raped," she repeated softly before breaking eye contact and breaking down. The three words lingered in the doorway, sitting there at eye level, impatiently awaiting acknowledgement."

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 07:58 AM (O7MnT)

163 Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Past Bill and Ted ask Future Bill and Ted what number they are thinking of and they reply 69.

It's a better movie than you would expect. They have some fun with the time travel aspect in an intelligent manner.

Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at June 09, 2015 07:59 AM (nRvEn)

164 Over at Jawa Report, there is a nice photo of Ms Upton doing her best to imitate Hanna's beach commercial...

http://tinyurl.com/ojg7be3

I'd say she was successful.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 09, 2015 07:59 AM (HeQCE)

165 (mentally, read it in Brian Griffin's voice for maximum effect.)

Even that didn't help it much.

For all his bitching about the football team and whatnot, I noticed when his student tried to report being raped by players, he didn't call the police. He called administrators he knew would cover it up. Scumbag.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 07:59 AM (rHXGG)

166 What absence? Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 07:47 AM

Some people seem to think you didn't post any news this morning. Some people haven't been paying attention. They were probably distracted by the Squirrel!!11!! whose comments seem to have vanished.

Squirrels!!11!! and Shiny!!11!!! seem to catch a lot of people napping. It's one reason why Choom Boy flies free, crapping on us like an angry seagull.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 09, 2015 07:59 AM (P8YHq)

167 First, I forgot my essay.....it would've sucked anyway

Second, it's a real shame about Vic

Posted by: Ruth at June 09, 2015 07:59 AM (oo88B)

168 VDH on "Building the Dark Age Mind"

http://tinyurl.com/qgeda96

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 07:59 AM (O7MnT)

169 Colorado's health exchange Connect 4 Health is teetering on the brink of insolvency. This year's budget (even when predicated on unreasonably high projections of enrollee #'s) forecasts a 5 million dollar shortfall. I have every confidence that they will not bring in what they are projecting.

http://tinyurl.com/cnnct4health

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 08:01 AM (NeFrd)

170 "...where they hold rodeos and where high school football is a much bigger deal to grown ups than it should be. ..."

That's a most telling quote. Football marginally derided; rodeos unqualifiedly disdained. Judgmental elitist prick.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at June 09, 2015 08:02 AM (MDTpF)

171 Presidential Study Directive 11

http://tinyurl.com/po98gtf

Piece by Daniel Greenfield on Obama's ME foreign policy and why it (like so much of Obama's agenda) is working so well.

Excellent article that will have you making Spock eyebrows.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 08:02 AM (BZAd3)

172 "where they hold rodeos"

Oh, no, not rodeos! BTW, gay rodeos have been a thing for decades.

Posted by: SavetheEarth at June 09, 2015 08:02 AM (wbtZJ)

173 Fortunately, right by the back door is the shelf where we store the chemical warfare weaponry. The bottom of the door frame got a swift, saturating dose of Raid. Take that, you miserable insect, and I'll never show mercy on one of your kind again!

Posted by: mindful webworker - swat team at June 09, 2015 07:47 AM (MDTpF)

Join the Mobile Infantry and save the world. Service guarantees citizenship.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel etc. at June 09, 2015 08:03 AM (yxw0r)

174 Weird, my feed wasn't showing any links from Vic when I checked in earlier, but now they appear.

What manner of sorcery is this?

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 08:03 AM (O7MnT)

175 RIP Vic and Jeff Goldblum. So sad.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 08:04 AM (oVJmc)

176 Rodeos are homophobic? Good. I'm broadcasting the National Cowboy Day Rodeo from Lumber Bridge, NC, in a few weeks. I'll be sure to buy a t-shirt.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 09, 2015 08:04 AM (2cS/G)

177 BTW, gay rodeos have been a thing for decades.

****

"Watch out for your huevos, rancheros!"

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 08:04 AM (NeFrd)

178 175 RIP Vic and Jeff Goldblum. So sad.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 09, 2015 08:04 AM (oVJmc)

What?!

Jeff Goldblum died?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 08:04 AM (St6BJ)

179 >>Football marginally derided; rodeos unqualifiedly disdained. Judgmental elitist prick.

The left really hates football. I think it's because your average leftist is an emotionally stunted high school sophomore, who goes through his entire life resenting the happy popular kids who got the best girls.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 08:05 AM (O7MnT)

180 Bill & Teds excellent adventure is a most excellent movie! I had it showing in the car to 6 teens & they were hooked!
(Hmmm, I just figured out how to rule the world!)

Posted by: Ruth at June 09, 2015 08:05 AM (oo88B)

181 Man, if Vic spends an extra five minutes in the bathroom these days everyone's ready to write his obituary.

Probably tired of having to get off his lawn!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 08:06 AM (NeFrd)

182 Jeff Goldblum died?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 08:04 AM

perhaps.

But Abe Vigoda didn't.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 09, 2015 08:06 AM (P8YHq)

183 Re the bodies in Baltimore: We know it's not Snoop, because Michael did her in. So it's either Marlo Stanfield reclaiming his corners or Michael has gone full Omar.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 09, 2015 08:07 AM (C3KwS)

184 182 Jeff Goldblum died?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 08:04 AM

perhaps.

But Abe Vigoda didn't.
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 09, 2015 08:06 AM (P8YHq)

Just checked and nothing about Goldblum. Anyone have any info? Link?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 08:07 AM (St6BJ)

185 45. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 06:38 AM (zF6Iw)
=====================

Great story MPPPP- thanks! I had forgotten Judy Holliday (and that voice!) but we loved watching her on TV around our house when one of her old movies would come on.

Posted by: MTF at June 09, 2015 08:07 AM (DkJ4E)

186 So, is it too early to set up the Vic curmudgeon memorial? A nice patch of lawn where none may tread?

Posted by: mindful webworker remembers at June 09, 2015 08:08 AM (MDTpF)

187 Yeah, American leftists hate football, but pretend to like f�tbol every four years.

Posted by: SavetheEarth at June 09, 2015 08:08 AM (wbtZJ)

188 Jeff Goldblum is still alive, if you don't count making ads for apartment.com

Posted by: MTF at June 09, 2015 08:08 AM (DkJ4E)

189 Good morning, Dave. I believe the mission is proceeding just as planned. I remain dedicated to its success.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 09, 2015 08:08 AM (VcOqI)

190 Jerry Goldsmith is dead?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel etc. at June 09, 2015 08:09 AM (yxw0r)

191 73 TSA employees employed dispite being on terror
watch list. Further details were redacted, because you don't need to
know prole.

Top Men.

Posted by: se pa moron at June 09, 2015 07:10 AM (xQX/f)
Yet, we have veterans that can't find jobs. Thanks Obama you muz PoS.
Of course under Obama's DHS, the vets are probably on a terrorist watch list as well.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2015 08:09 AM (ftVQq)

192 So he's got the gay kid, the raped kid, the handi-capable kid, the kid who just wants to dance, the evil conservative boogey-men, and the visionary pure liberal teacher with the heart of gold and the Perfect Understanding.

Throw in a tranny and some global warming, and we'll greenlight 13 episodes with an option for 7 more.

Posted by: ABC Family at June 09, 2015 08:09 AM (oVJmc)

193 Just checked and nothing about Goldblum. Anyone have any info? Link? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 08:07 AM

Congratulations! You have just fallen prey to Intarwebz Hoax Number 17!

Please collect your nice parting gifts and T-shirt at the door....

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 09, 2015 08:10 AM (P8YHq)

194 Watched "The Drop" last night, it was James Gandolfini's last film. Stars Tom Hardy, and Noomi Rapace is in it, the dragon tattoo girl.

From a Dennis Lehane short story, and it felt like a Lehane. White working class, big northeastern city, this one takes place in Brooklyn.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 09, 2015 08:11 AM (U6f54)

195 Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 08:03 AM (O7MnT)

Wild boar population increase in SW Ohio?

Awesome. Hunting and shooting bacon - how does it get any better than that?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 08:11 AM (nqiq9)

196 Jerry Goldsmith is dead?

No, it's Bob Goldthwait.

He will be mmmmmmissed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 09, 2015 08:11 AM (rwI+c)

197 Sefton, Goldblum got the Twain rumored premature obit treatment a while back - running gag now that he died.

Posted by: mindful webworker - alive & well... at June 09, 2015 08:11 AM (MDTpF)

198 Pope risking his moral status and credibility:

http://tinyurl.com/oat4v7l

The founders, as usual, had it right - religion and politics are a lot like oil and water. Don't mix em.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 08:12 AM (BZAd3)

199 The guy's book will turn out like James Frey's did.

Posted by: NCKate at June 09, 2015 08:12 AM (pBnwl)

200 Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 08:01 AM (NeFrd)
______________________

Barry's recent comments about the Obamacare case pending before SCOTUS seemed rather more petulant than usual.

It being June, and the time of year when SCOTUS releases most of its opinions, I'm wondering if Barry has already received word already that Halbig is not going to come out in his favor, and his recent comments were a sort of pre-emptive attack on the court's legitimacy?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 09, 2015 08:12 AM (o8Gus)

201 What absence?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 07:47 AM (GpgJl)

Apparently yours and Jeff Goldblum's. It's very sad.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2015 08:13 AM (Dj0WE)

202 Morning all.

The sun hasn't been this bright since Carter.

#accomplishments

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 08:14 AM (C5c10)

203 Go ahead, Supreme Court......Make my day.

Posted by: Dirty Harry at June 09, 2015 08:14 AM (VcOqI)

204 >>Presidential Study Directive 11

In Buzzfeed terms, "This President helped Islamist terror groups overthrow Middle Eastern dictators, you won't believe what happened next."

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 08:15 AM (O7MnT)

205 47 Gloria Swanson's Sunset Boulevard - which also starred Holden.

My vote as one of the (intentionally) creepiest performances of all time. Swanson was unforgettable. Great movie but I hate to watch it.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 08:16 AM (nqiq9)

206 Rumor: Jimmy Carter dead?
I can only hope.

Posted by: Dirty Harry at June 09, 2015 08:16 AM (VcOqI)

207 193 Just checked and nothing about Goldblum. Anyone have any info? Link? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 08:07 AM

Congratulations! You have just fallen prey to Intarwebz Hoax Number 17!

Please collect your nice parting gifts and T-shirt at the door....
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 09, 2015 08:10 AM (P8YHq)

Yeah, but his career is dead. So go get your shine box.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 08:16 AM (St6BJ)

208 daylight through my window creeps

Posted by: Tym Lealess at June 09, 2015 06:13 AM (Zq+0k)

Rape!!11111!!!!

Photon rape!!111!!!

Photon!!! Rape!!!!

We must ban all light!

Posted by: All SJW Fymynysts Everywhere at June 09, 2015 08:16 AM (KUa85)

209 VDH on "Building the Dark Age Mind"

http://tinyurl.com/qgeda96

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 07:59 AM (O7MnT)
I find it very difficult to read VDH in spite of the elegant erudite language and content because it you think about what he is saying it is unbelievably depressing and doesn't speak well for our survival as a civilization!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2015 08:16 AM (ftVQq)

210 The McKinney goat rope is really pissing me off.
Insty has a link to Conservative treehouse, which contains a whole lot of back story.

Treehouse link here.
http://wp.me/p1kzlW-qwI

Inside, way down in the article is a frame by frame display of exactly why the cop pulled his weapon, and why the cop re-holstered his weapon.

Here

http://tinyurl.com/ol6m696

Fcuk these ass-hats.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 09, 2015 08:16 AM (VPLuQ)

211 Flipping channels this AM looking for something in the background, I see Mega Disasters on History.

I tune in, thinking it's going to be the story of Chicago Jesus, but no, it's just about a potential northern hurricane hitting NYC.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 08:17 AM (vztUc)

212 My prediction is that SCOTUS rules against Barry in Halbig, and then, within days, the Republicans in congress snatch defeat from the jaws of victory and pass a bill to "temporarily" continue O-Care subsidies everywhere.

Because that's just how those dumb-asses roll.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 09, 2015 08:17 AM (o8Gus)

213 Good morning

Posted by: Bigby's Pricking Thumbs at June 09, 2015 08:17 AM (3ZtZW)

214
Jeff Goldblum died?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 08:04 AM (St6BJ)

He was dead the entire time.

Moose out front should have told you.

Now what's in the box!?!?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 08:18 AM (C5c10)

215 Yeah, but his career is dead. So go get your shine box.

All he needs is an Alien or Jurassic movie again!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 08:18 AM (akBPY)

216 I'm wondering if Barry has already received word already that Halbig is not going to come out in his favor...

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 09, 2015 08:12 AM (o8Gus)

*****

Like predicting night will follow day I can see the Republican Congress quickly "fixing" it if SCOTUS strikes any portion of it down.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 08:18 AM (NeFrd)

217 Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 08:11 AM (nqiq9)

We have a brat in school in your corner of Ohio.

Where are these pigs of which you speak?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2015 08:18 AM (Zu3d9)

218 It's my birthday! Bow down Golden horde!

Posted by: Corgi what ain't a Poi dog at June 09, 2015 08:19 AM (dZGNV)

219 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 09, 2015 08:17 AM (o8Gus)

****

Jinx

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 08:19 AM (NeFrd)

220 Inside, way down in the article is a frame by frame display of exactly why the cop pulled his weapon, and why the cop re-holstered his weapon.

Here

http://tinyurl.com/ol6m696

Fcuk these ass-hats.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 09, 2015 08:16 AM (VPLuQ)
_________________________

For those who're interested but who can't watch the videos, Andrew Branca, the gun rights lawyer who posts at Legal Insurrection, has a good description up there now, detailing how the pool party/mob incident escalated and how the cop responded, appropriately, to the escalation.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 09, 2015 08:20 AM (o8Gus)

221 Must die faster...must die faster...

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at June 09, 2015 08:20 AM (yxw0r)

222 The McKinney goat rope is really pissing me off. Insty has a link to Conservative treehouse, which contains a whole lot of back story.

Whole lot of back story.
Section 8. Grifters. The usual.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 08:20 AM (akBPY)

223 I find it very difficult to read VDH in spite of the elegant erudite language and content because it you think about what he is saying it is unbelievably depressing and doesn't speak well for our survival as a civilization!

All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again.

America is the Roman Empire. Illegal immigrants are the Vandals. Islamists are the Huns.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 08:21 AM (O7MnT)

224 Like predicting night will follow day I can see the
Republican Congress quickly "fixing" it if SCOTUS strikes any portion
of it down.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 08:18 AM (NeFrd)

When your Establishment leadership has worked for decades to earn and own the soubriquet of "The Stupid Party", you don't want to just give that up because things are going your way!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2015 08:22 AM (ftVQq)

225 As expected our new Democrat Governor is fucking up. Pennsylvania never had an ObamaCare exchange, so he is gonna try to create one. Disregarding the other state exchanges on the brink of insolvency.
Also trying to put the highest tax rate in the country on Pennsylvania energy exports.

But the voters got a little revenge on the liberals who threw an 80 something year old football coach under the bus in a vain attempt to protect the liberal head of the university. So at least there's that.

Posted by: se pa moron at June 09, 2015 08:22 AM (xQX/f)

226 We have a brat in school in your corner of Ohio.
Where are these pigs of which you speak?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2015 08:18 AM (Zu3d9)

Post 143 by Gregory of Yardale has the link.
http://tinyurl.com/ogv5jm9

I'm actually in NC Ohio but I think GoY is in SW OH. Praying your kid didn't choose Antioch College?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 08:22 AM (nqiq9)

227 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2015 08:23 AM (rDqRv)

228 Andrew Branca did a good job with that article, although I'm biased because he called me an asshat once.

I took it as a badge of honor.

Posted by: @JohnTant at June 09, 2015 08:23 AM (eytER)

229 Jinx
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 08:19 AM (NeFrd)
_______________

Yes, those tools are so sadly predictable, aren't they.

Predict that they'll stab conservatives in the back and you'll be right 99.9999% of the time. It's like predicting the weather in Arizona: just say "sunny and hot" and you'll be right almost every damn day.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 09, 2015 08:23 AM (o8Gus)

230 So, the oddest formerly known as Bruce Jenner is the one the Left has been waiting for all these years?

By that I presume they mean one that is fairly nice-looking with high cheekbones and name recognition.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 08:24 AM (NeFrd)

231 171 Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 08:02 AM (BZAd3)
========================

A petulant TFG just sent over a report to the hill criticizing the Egyptian government for their putting down of the MB.

Its hard to believe, an American administration just issued a condemnation of another government for killing too many terrorists! The brain spins.

http://abcn.ws/1KYYSG3

Posted by: MTF at June 09, 2015 08:24 AM (DkJ4E)

232 America is the Roman Empire. Illegal immigrants are the Vandals. Islamists are the Huns.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 08:21 AM (O7MnT)

But I'm sure the Progressives will get it right this time because this time the right people are finally in charge and know what they're doing!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2015 08:24 AM (ftVQq)

233 God Bless Jeff Goldbloom. He left us early.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 08:24 AM (Tsw/P)

234 Obamacare exchanges are insolvent? You mean they were supposed to make a profit?

Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 08:24 AM (HYf+U)

235 Posted by: se pa moron at June 09, 2015 08:22 AM (xQX/f)

Hey, at least your gov is a Democrat. They're SUPPOSED to be stupid by definition. Ohio elected Kasich (GOP RINO) and he was one of the FIRST to get an exchange established.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 08:25 AM (nqiq9)

236 I can see the Republican Congress quickly "fixing" it if SCOTUS strikes any portion of it down

"You will get nothing and like it!" - The New GOP motto.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 08:26 AM (O7MnT)

237 Posted by: MTF at June 09, 2015 08:24 AM (DkJ4E)

Ah, but Egypt killed the wrong kind of terrorists, the muz ones. If they'd killed a bunch of Constitutionalist citizens, they would have gotten another billion in aid money!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2015 08:26 AM (ftVQq)

238
Who is this Jeff Goldenberg you speak of?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 08:26 AM (St6BJ)

239 How about Baltimore hosting the Democratic National Convention? I'm sure O'Malley would be all in.

Posted by: Dirty Harry at June 09, 2015 08:26 AM (VcOqI)

240 http://abcn.ws/1KYYSG3

Posted by: MTF at June 09, 2015 08:24 AM (DkJ4E)

When it comes to muzzies, he definitely has his favorites.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 08:27 AM (BZAd3)

241 Jeff, we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: Dirty Harry at June 09, 2015 08:27 AM (VcOqI)

242 Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 08:22 AM (nqiq9)

Ah...I was hoping for hog hunting.

Miami.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2015 08:27 AM (Zu3d9)

243 239 How about Baltimore hosting the Democratic National Convention?

Isn't that what the "riots" were?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 08:27 AM (nqiq9)

244 http://tinyurl.com/ody8czg

This guy put it far more eloquently than I ever could, in a much longer form. Worth the read.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 07:47 AM (J+mig)

---------
This is turning out to be quite awesome. Thanks.

Posted by: H. P. Lovecraft at June 09, 2015 08:28 AM (F1Z8f)

245 The McKinney goat rope is really pissing me off. Insty has a link to Conservative treehouse, which contains a
whole lot of back story.

Find stories, read the comments.
Wonder how such clueless individuals function in daily life.

I am honestly convinced that if breathing were not an automatic function, most people would be too stupid to breathe. With OR without tattoos on the backs of their hands.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 08:28 AM (akBPY)

246 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 08:26 AM (St6BJ)

Can't I have one morning without the Jooooos?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at June 09, 2015 08:29 AM (Zu3d9)

247 I am making grief counselors available through this blog.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 09, 2015 08:29 AM (VcOqI)

248 If Bruce Jenner no longer exists, does that mean the traffic accident he had never happen. Tough for any civil law suit filed.

Posted by: Colin at June 09, 2015 08:29 AM (fF6St)

249 America is the Roman Empire. Illegal immigrants are the Vandals. Islamists are the Huns.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 08:21 AM (O7MnT)

So who's Barky - Elagabalus or Romulus Augustulus?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 08:29 AM (zF6Iw)

250 Just to square the circle on transgenders and Pennsylvania's governor here's PA's new Physician General. I knew him as Rich.

http://tinyurl.com/lwvlljl

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 08:29 AM (NeFrd)

251 225 As expected our new Democrat Governor is fucking up. Pennsylvania never had an ObamaCare exchange, so he is gonna try to create one.

============================

The Progs conveniently forget the ACA law they shoved down our throats sets a date certain when all state exchanges had to be up and operating by. Pennsylvania cannot now try to start one. The date was December 14, 2012.

Any exchange not operating by that date is illegal. Like they give a shit, but still, that's what the law says.

fas.org/sgp/crs/misc/R42663.pdf

Posted by: MTF at June 09, 2015 08:29 AM (DkJ4E)

252 "You will get nothing and like it!" - The New GOP motto.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 08:26 AM (O7MnT)

"We, however, will keep all our perks, tax exemptions, and insider trading immunity, because it is the least we can do to reward our sterling leadership!"
New GOP Motto (fine print footnote)

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2015 08:30 AM (ftVQq)

253 246 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 08:26 AM (St6BJ)

Can't I have one morning without the Jooooos?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at June 09, 2015 08:29 AM (Zu3d9)

Nudge-nudge, wink-wink . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 08:30 AM (St6BJ)

254 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2015 08:27 AM (Zu3d9)

Miami is the better option in that part of the state. Pretty decent school, but of course overrun with the usual campus liberal mobs.

You can get the occasional hog in that part of the state, but not very often. Maybe the scrambling piglets will boost the population...

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 08:30 AM (nqiq9)

255 Ah...I was hoping for hog hunting.
Miami.

I didn't think Florida allowed large people in Miami.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 08:30 AM (akBPY)

256 So who's Barky - Elagabalus or Romulus Augustulus? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 08:29

Nero.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 08:31 AM (nqiq9)

257
I am honestly convinced that if breathing were not an automatic function, most people would be too stupid to breathe. With OR without tattoos on the backs of their hands.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 08:28 AM

We need to spend more money on studying the proper way to breath.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 08:31 AM (C5c10)

258 This guy put it far more eloquently than I ever could, in a much longer form. Worth the read.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 07:47 AM (J+mig)

I stopped reading at "the honest decency of modern liberals."

No such animal.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 08:32 AM (zF6Iw)

259 Speaking of AOSHQ lexicon, would somebody please define "willowing" and "barrel" references?

I think I've finally understood the Pixy references.

And somebody the other day used a variation of NTTAWWT that had a BAM mixed in. What is that? Google was no help. Am I to be forced to go to the Urban Dictionary?

Posted by: Weak Geek at June 09, 2015 08:32 AM (KO9OY)

260 Hey, at least your gov is a Democrat. They're SUPPOSED to be stupid by definition. Ohio elected Kasich (GOP RINO) and he was one of the FIRST to get an exchange established.Posted by: 1bulwetweft

He still has to get it past our overwhelmingly Republican legislature. Which I suspect won't happen.

Posted by: se pa moron at June 09, 2015 08:32 AM (xQX/f)

261 Breathe.

Dammit

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 08:32 AM (C5c10)

262 256 Nero.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 08:31 AM (nqiq9)

Susan Nero?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 08:33 AM (St6BJ)

263 I wonder if the Romans, near the end of their Empire, were obsessed with lady-boys and contempt for their own culture.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 08:33 AM (O7MnT)

264 233
...When asked about his death he stated "I'm not dead yet."

Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 09, 2015 08:33 AM (eOpVe)

265
And somebody the other day used a variation of NTTAWWT that had a BAM mixed in. What is that? Google was no help. Am I to be forced to go to the Urban Dictionary?

Posted by: Weak Geek at June 09, 2015 08:32 AM (KO9OY)

Similar to eating a blue waffle at a lemon party.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 08:34 AM (C5c10)

266 CA Republican backing the Obamatrade bill admits she hasn't read the bill.

Why can't you wingnutz just go along with our fine young president's most excellent plans?

Posted by: Your GOP: finally sitting at the cool kid table at June 09, 2015 08:34 AM (RrEUj)

267 251 Any exchange not operating by that date is illegal. Like they give a shit, but still, that's what the law says.

fas.org/sgp/crs/misc/R42663.pdf
Posted by: MTF at June 09, 2015 08:29 AM (DkJ4E)

Once Roberts and Kennedy "rectify" the meaning of "state" then that will be a moot point.

Any day now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 08:34 AM (St6BJ)

268 Dumbed down to the point of no return. Mission accomplished.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 09, 2015 08:34 AM (VcOqI)

269 Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 08:30 AM (nqiq9)

Will be a senior....and is having a positive experience, but I am not impressed by the administration.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2015 08:34 AM (Zu3d9)

270 RWC: We need to spend more money on studying the proper way to breath.

Who was it the other day had a cube-mate who was complaining about his "irregular breathing"? Clearly, this epidemic problem requires oodles of government money to study.

Posted by: mindful webworker - breathless at June 09, 2015 08:34 AM (MDTpF)

271 Posted by: se pa moron at June 09, 2015 08:32 AM (xQX/f)

OH egislature is (large) majority GOP also. You can't trust any of these fvckers.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 08:34 AM (nqiq9)

272 Kidding. I'd be more helpful if I wasn't on the phone.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 08:35 AM (C5c10)

273 I am through with voting. I'm working on my Costa Rica exit plan.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 09, 2015 08:35 AM (VcOqI)

274 http://pointsandfigures.com/2015/06/09/liquidity-and-startup-investing/

Liquidity.

Posted by: Jeffrey Carter (@pointsnfigures) at June 09, 2015 08:36 AM (LnE5F)

275 "When asked about his death he stated "I'm not dead yet."

Well, of course he's not going to admit to it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 08:36 AM (Tsw/P)

276 Amid all the racial strife, Turner Classic Movies has a docu-drama on this morning that shows the real cause of racial problems.

"Way Down South" is the story of the untimely death of a beloved plantation owner, where the slaves spent the majority of their time singing and dancing. His orphaned teenage son would have carried on the tradition, but being underage, the management of the plantation fell to a lawyer.

That's when the beatings started.

So looking back, it's totally apparent that blacks and whites lived in perfect harmony until the lawyers became involved. Typical.

Posted by: jwest at June 09, 2015 08:36 AM (9ZZd+)

277 263 I wonder if the Romans, near the end of their Empire, were obsessed with lady-boys and contempt for their own culture.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 08:33 AM (O7MnT)

Well, you wouldn't have had a Catholic church without the dissolution of the Roman Empire.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 08:36 AM (St6BJ)

278 Nero.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - another beautiful soggy, foggy OH morning at June 09, 2015 08:31 AM (nqiq9)

****

keyboard missing a letter?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 08:36 AM (NeFrd)

279 http://tinyurl.com/lwvlljl

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 08:29 AM

If there's anything more disheartening than the story, it's the comments.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 09, 2015 08:37 AM (P8YHq)

280 "willowed" : to be left behind on a dead thread. Named in honor of a regular who often found herself the last to comment on a thread, much to her annoyance, and the amusement of the horde. It has become a running joke in her honor.

Posted by: hobart barnstock at June 09, 2015 08:37 AM (HYf+U)

281 Any exchange not operating by that date is illegal. Like they give a shit, but still, that's what the law says.�fas.org/sgp/crs/misc/R42663.pdfPosted by: MTF at June 09, 2015 08:29 AM (DkJ4E)

Funny. Did not know that. He'll probably venture down to DC, kiss the ring, and Obama will issue some executive order.

Posted by: se pa moron at June 09, 2015 08:37 AM (xQX/f)

282 Putting in a prayer request for FenelonSpouse who probably wouldn't like me requesting one in this circumstance. but I'm going to anyway. FSpouse is likely to lose their job today. It has to do with age discrimination and if FS gets fired they can hire someone at a lower salary and who doesn't have a problem working on Sunday morning. FS has not been treated very well.

So for those of you who know what it's like to lose a job-----well it stinks. FS has never lost a job before. They been downsized from the corporate world but never terminated. Our faith is foundational for us, but these things are never easy.

Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 08:37 AM (9HoBs)

283 276 So looking back, it's totally apparent that blacks and whites lived in perfect harmony until the lawyers became involved. Typical.

Posted by: jwest at June 09, 2015 08:36 AM (9ZZd+)

Did the lawyers have names like "Goldblum?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 08:37 AM (St6BJ)

284 >>I am honestly convinced that if breathing were not an automatic function, most people would be too stupid to breathe.

Funny you should mention that because that is a popular tattoo nowadays - "breathe" or "just breathe". Pretty sure Lohan and Miley each have one. OK, they claim it's for awareness of some respiratory malady, but....

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 08:38 AM (k2QA3)

285 "I am through with voting."

It does seem to have some issues. Like when the power structure in place don't give a fcuk.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 08:38 AM (Tsw/P)

286
Like predicting night will follow day I can see the Republican Congress quickly "fixing" it if SCOTUS strikes any portion of it down.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 09, 2015 08:18 AM (NeFrd)

A competent Republican leadership/party would have

legislation ready to vote on that-

uses the free market and eases the pricing/buying of insurance

by promoting competition across state lines.

Then Oblabla could veto or sign.

That's assuming we had a unblackmailed/sane/ competent/non-alcoholic Republican leadership.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 08:39 AM (KUa85)

287 Done, FS.

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 09, 2015 08:39 AM (a42f0)

288 Did the lawyers have names like "Goldblum?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 08:37 AM

I'm sure at least one was named "Vic."

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 09, 2015 08:39 AM (P8YHq)

289 ISIS executes three pigeons:

http://tinyurl.com/na99ruz

Turning this ridiculous thing into something serious...

Of all of the barbarous, inhuman, vile, debased, abominable, wretched, perverted, disgusting, (and on, and on down the list of repugnant adjectives) activities known to humanity, the most and the worst are found in the muslim world. That is Islam's contribution to the world that Obama is quick to mention every goddamned time he mentions that fucked up ideology. Islam is a gangrenous cancer on the world. For 1600 years, always has been.

The willful ignorance and charitable embrace of Islam is us committing suicide.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 08:41 AM (BZAd3)

290 Sorry, FS. Have lost a job before. Think everything's okay and then, out of the blue, you're gettin' the talk.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 08:41 AM (Tsw/P)

291 BRB. Gotta finish the inventory of chairs what to hit people with today.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 08:41 AM (659DL)

292 Bless you and yours today and every day FS. Sorry for his troubles.

Posted by: MTF at June 09, 2015 08:41 AM (DkJ4E)

293 Pixy is the ~~person~~ entity who is the HQ's server/coder guy.

To be willowed is to make a comment on a thread just as a nood thread is posted and everyone leaves the old thread for the new and never reads the willowed comment. (Named after commenter, willow, who had this happen to her alot in a short period of time.)

Anyone who effs up commenting, usually by not closing a formatting tag properly, is sent to the Barrel for physical and mental ~~torture punishment~~ rehabilitation.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 08:41 AM (kivUY)

294 I haven't forgotten,or forgiven,that horse faced fuck for his vile lies about American troops.For what he did he should have been hanged.

Posted by: steevy at June 09, 2015 08:42 AM (sPO3u)

295 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 08:37 AM (9HoBs)

Prayers sent, FS.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 08:42 AM (zF6Iw)

296 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 08:43 AM (rks47)

297 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 08:43 AM (rks47)

298 289 Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 08:41 AM (BZAd3)

They missed the pigeon floating around here and shitting all over the thread.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 08:43 AM (St6BJ)

299 "I am through with voting."
It does seem to have some issues. Like when the power structure in place don't give a fcuk.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 08:38 AM (Tsw/P)

As Grandfather Poppins used to say, "If voting really could change things, it would be illegal."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 08:44 AM (zF6Iw)

300 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 08:37 AM (9HoBs)

Prayers for you and yours.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 08:44 AM (rks47)

301 Sending prayers, FenelonSpoke!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 08:44 AM (k2QA3)

302 Failing to breathe a much more profound problem...

Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 09, 2015 08:45 AM (eOpVe)

303 >>So who's Barky - Elagabalus or Romulus Augustulus?

How about Diocletian, famous for stripping Christians of their civil rights and forcing them to renounce their beliefs in favor of Roman laws?

Sounds similar to Barky's agenda.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 08:45 AM (O7MnT)

304 FS,

When doors close, He opens windows. Of this, I can directly testify.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 08:45 AM (659DL)

305 Our faith is foundational for us, but these things are never easy.

Thx.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 08:37 AM (9HoBs)

Lean into it, FS. You're bigger and stronger than any of this. All the best.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 09, 2015 08:46 AM (BZAd3)

306 Just heard a victim's account from Hope Solo's family fracas last year. Sounds like Hope is a vicious bitch. Whaled her nephew's head into a concrete floor after he had "subdued" her and she claimed she was calmed down. The old "let me up, I'm done" cheap shot gambit from the schoolyard.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 09, 2015 08:46 AM (2cS/G)

307 Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 08:41 AM (kivUY)

Did someone ask for definitions of Horde-speak? That's highly, highly dangerous. Don't do that.

If you don't understand the term, just wait. Either its usage (and therefore definition) will become clear, or you don't want to know in the first place.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 08:46 AM (rks47)

308 I haven't forgotten,or forgiven,that horse faced fuck for his vile lies about American troops.For what he did he should have been hanged.

Posted by: steevy at June 09, 2015 08:42 AM (sPO3u)

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You should give fucking a horse-face a try.

before you criticize.

Posted by: Matthew Broderick at June 09, 2015 08:46 AM (KUa85)

309 Pixy is the person entity who is the HQ's server/coder guy.

To be willowed is to make a comment on a thread just as a nood thread is posted and everyone leaves the old thread for the new and never reads the willowed comment. (Named after commenter, willow, who had this happen to her alot in a short period of time.)

Anyone who effs up commenting, usually by not closing a formatting tag properly, is sent to the Barrel for physical and mental torture punishment rehabilitation.

Also, get me a sammich.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2015 08:46 AM (659DL)

310 good morning

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 08:47 AM (0O7c5)

311 So looking back, it's totally apparent that blacks and whites lived in perfect harmony until the lawyers became involved. Typical.

Posted by: jwest at June 09, 2015 08:36 AM
________

Seriously, bus seating in the South was a non-issue long before Rosa Parks. Then government got involved.

We're taught that evil, racist bus companies and restaurant owners and other capitalists pushed segregation only for government to step in and fix the problem when in fact government created a lot of the problems.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 08:47 AM (8fgsi)

312 So who's Barky - Elagabalus or Romulus Augustulus?

Neither.

He's Scrotus.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2015 08:48 AM (KUa85)

313 I don't blame lizards for being lizards, or pond scum for being pond scum.

I do blame the half of the electorate that votes for low-life, corrupt pond scum in order to justify their own moral decay and failings.

Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 09, 2015 08:48 AM (RrEUj)

314 I got a visit yesterday from a volunteer for a Virginia GOPe candidate who is running to replace a retiring RINO. This despite the "no soliciting" sign on my door.

The kid (he was a millennial) told me about the primary and asked if I had any questions about this candidate.

I said I just had one question - gun rights. I told him I stopped voting for his predecessor since he opposed a bill (that passed handily) that would let permit holders carry into restaurants that served alcohol. This same delegate voted to allow State's Attorneys and their assistants to be able to carry concealed in those establishments without a permit.

The kid gave me the deer-in-headlights look and said he didn't know (then why are you knocking on my door asking if need to know anything...?). Handed me a little door hanger courtesy of the VA GOP and said I should check out this candidate's website where I can submit a question.

Yeah, right. I told the kid I was done with the VA GOP and don't trust them at all. Thanked him for his time and went back to playing Arkham.

Fuck the GOP.

Posted by: @JohnTant at June 09, 2015 08:48 AM (eytER)

315 My prayer (all 1/65,000th of a mustard seed's worth) for ye spouse, FenelonSpoke. I understand it's hard, but that sounds like a job it's good to be out of. I mean, not the job per se but a business that treats employees like that.

I would try to return to you some of the encouragement you've helped convey to me, FS, and say something like, "When one door closes, another one opens..," but my cynical wit has to kick in a caveat, because, too often, trying to squeeze through what I thought was the next open door, it closed too fast on my... extremities.

I'll try again, invoking the J-dude:

"Fear not" and "be of good cheer" - they're not just feel-good ideas, they're the command of the Son of God!

:O

Posted by: mindful webworker - fear not at June 09, 2015 08:48 AM (MDTpF)

316 A commenter did ask, AllenG.

You know you're supposed to just read the comments at the HQ not the posts, right? And if you didn't know that, then maybe you should get your own blog!!11!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 08:48 AM (kivUY)

317 Posted by: steevy at June 09, 2015 08:42 AM (sPO3u)

Along with Jane Fonda.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 08:49 AM (St6BJ)

318 >>>>It being June, and the time of year when SCOTUS releases most of its opinions, I'm wondering if Barry has already received word already that Halbig is not going to come out in his favor, and his recent comments were a sort of pre-emptive attack on the court's legitimacy?
.
.
.
.That was my exact thought when I read that article yesterday. He is pi$$ed about it so he must know the result.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 09, 2015 08:49 AM (iONHu)

319 Also... "The tax reforms of Emperor Diocletian in the 3rd Century were so rigid and unwavering that many people were driven to starvation and bankruptcy. The State went so far as to chase widows and children to collect taxes."

That's our Barky.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 09, 2015 08:49 AM (O7MnT)

320 Iranian Negotiator: "Horse, you will let us have nuclear program!"

American Pharoah: "Neigh!"

Yep, still better than what we've got.

---
Golf clap.

Posted by: @votermom at June 09, 2015 08:49 AM (cbfNE)

321 Prayers up FS. You have been a blessing here and my prayers are heartfelt!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2015 08:50 AM (ftVQq)

322 >>Anyone who effs up commenting, usually by not closing a formatting
tag properly, is sent to the Barrel for physical and mental torture
punishment rehabilitation.

Origins of taking your 'turn in the barrel' from the British Navy - google/Bing at your peril.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 08:50 AM (k2QA3)

323 Once Roberts and Kennedy "rectify" the meaning of "state" then that will be a moot point.

Any day now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2015 08:34 AM (St6BJ)
I fear that they will "rectify" the meaning of "state" and "date".

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2015 08:51 AM (ftVQq)

324 You know you're supposed to just read the comments at the HQ not the posts, right? And if you didn't know that, then maybe you should get your own blog!!11!

After 100 comments, the thread can go OT.
After 200 comments, we're no longer contractually obligated to read the previous comments first.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 08:51 AM (rks47)

325 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 08:37 AM (9HoBs)

Prayers up my friend

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 08:52 AM (fWAjv)

326 SecState Kerry has serious leg break

You know those never heal right, don't you?

Posted by: Acme Glue Factory at June 09, 2015 08:52 AM (FcR7P)

327 >>For all his bitching about the football team and whatnot, I noticed when his student tried to report being raped by players, he didn't call the police. He called administrators he knew would cover it up. Scumbag.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 09, 2015 07:59 AM (rHXGG)

Seriously? Jerk.

I was too young to get the 69 thing when B&T came out, I guess. I mostly remember it from high school band...

Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 08:52 AM (lIU4e)

328 "will lay out her view of the challenges facing this country and her vision and ideas for moving the country." There is a lot for Clinton supporters to be excited about. So says the Clinton News Network.

Posted by: Colin at June 09, 2015 08:52 AM (fF6St)

329 hugs & prayers to Fenelon & spouse

Posted by: @votermom at June 09, 2015 08:52 AM (cbfNE)

330 I was too young to get the 69 thing when B&T came out, I guess. I mostly remember it from high school band...

Posted by: Lea at June 09, 2015 08:52 AM (lIU4e)

So there really *was* "this one time at band camp?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 08:53 AM (rks47)

331 Tough day

11:50 am || Delivers remarks on Obamacare at the Catholic Hospital Association Conference; Washington

That's it. Must be hitting the greens.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 08:53 AM (fWAjv)

332 Been there, FS. Prayer wafted aloft.

Still waiting for that window to open, and hoping so hard that it hasn't already.

Posted by: Weak Geek at June 09, 2015 08:53 AM (KO9OY)

333 Been there, FS. Prayer wafted aloft.

Still waiting for that window to open, and hoping so hard that it hasn't already.

Posted by: Weak Geek at June 09, 2015 08:53 AM (KO9OY)

334 "Once Roberts and Kennedy "rectify" the meaning of "state" then that will be a moot point."

Ain't that the truth.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 08:53 AM (Tsw/P)

335 Circa: When doors close, He opens windows. Of this, I can directly testify.

I'm glad Circa got that out there unqualifiedly before mine.

Posted by: mindful webworker - be of good cheer at June 09, 2015 08:54 AM (MDTpF)

336 fenelon

prayers for your wife....can she file a complaint for the age discrimination?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 08:54 AM (0O7c5)

337 Speaking of AOSHQ lexicon, would somebody please define "willowing" and "barrel" references?

Posted by: Weak Geek at June 09, 2015 08:32 AM
________

Salutations!

Sometimes in a post you'll see "Here's the link but if you click it you'll wish you hadn't" or some variation thereof.

Yeah, don't click on those links. You'll truly regret it.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 08:54 AM (8fgsi)

338 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 08:51 AM (rks47)

So after 300 it becomes a gun thread?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2015 08:54 AM (ftVQq)

339 Thoughts and prayers Fenelon.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 09, 2015 08:55 AM (6n332)

340 I have never seen 'Bill and Ted.'

*hands over moron card for a temporary Caitlyn Card

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 08:55 AM (fWAjv)

341 282 Putting in a prayer request for FenelonSpouse

done.

also this:
11 For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.
Jeremiah 29:11

Posted by: Ruth at June 09, 2015 08:55 AM (oo88B)

342 Yeah, don't click on those links. You'll truly regret it.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 08:54 AM (8fgsi)

Or anything from maddog- no matter what he says about it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 08:55 AM (rks47)

343 So after 300 it becomes a gun thread?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2015 08:54 AM (ftVQq)

*snort*

It's usually a gun thread by 50.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 08:55 AM (rks47)

344 Obama Triple Crown accomplishments that he actually did himself: In the middle east alone he fucked up Iraq, Syria and Libya.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 09, 2015 08:55 AM (kfcYC)

345 Sometimes in a post you'll see "Here's the link but if you click it you'll wish you hadn't" or some variation thereof.

Yeah, don't click on those links. You'll truly regret it.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 08:54 AM (8fgsi)

But sometimes links are real...

and they are fabulous.

http://tinyurl.com/qhe9u7n

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 08:57 AM (fWAjv)

346 >>11:50 am || Delivers remarks on Obamacare at the Catholic Hospital Association Conference; Washington

Nope, still no time to devise a strategy for dealing with ISIS.
Darnitall!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 08:57 AM (k2QA3)

347 It's usually a gun thread by 50.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 08:55 AM (rks47)

I think the only exception to that is the prestigious Sunday Book Thread, but I have missed a few of them so that's anecdotal.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2015 08:57 AM (ftVQq)

348 After 300 comments, start looking out for the recurring arguments-
Longbow v Crossbow
Ginger v Mary Anne
War of Southern Rebellion v War of Northern Aggression

And so on.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 09, 2015 08:57 AM (rks47)

349 More Obama Triple Crown accomplishments that he actually did himself: He weaponized the DOJ, IRS and EPA.

Come up with your own. Whoever gets the best one wins an audit. The tricky part is finding categories where he only fucked up three things.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 09, 2015 08:58 AM (kfcYC)

350 Gun thread?

How about a homemade laser shotgun?

http://tinyurl.com/ndywsvu

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 08:59 AM (fWAjv)

351 348

Bailey v Jennifer

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 08:59 AM (vztUc)

352 Dump up.

Posted by: HH at June 09, 2015 08:59 AM (Qia1Z)

353 dump

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 09, 2015 08:59 AM (GpgJl)

354 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 08:57 AM (fWAjv)

Unless your name is Caitlyn Somebody, you can safely click on kbdabear links, but a trigger warning applies.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2015 08:59 AM (ftVQq)

355 Anyone who effs up commenting, usually by not closing a formatting tag properly, is sent to the Barrel for physical and mental rehabilitation.

Also, get me a sammich.

But first,

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2015 09:00 AM (akBPY)

356 Dump is up if you want to dump that is

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2015 09:01 AM (F2IAQ)

357 Come up with your own. Whoever gets the best one wins an audit. The tricky part is finding categories where he only fucked up three things.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 09, 2015 08:58 AM (kfcYC)

Coal industry, oil industry, natural gas.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:01 AM (fWAjv)

358 OK, everybody check Weasel Zips and Fox News and see if we can make up for the absence of Vic.

He will be missed.

-
Should we send flowers?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 09, 2015 09:01 AM (8AikF)

359 Good news...

In the end, the orphaned plantation owner's son regains control, the evil lawyer goes to jail and singing and dancing return.

If only all the evil lawyers went to jail...

Posted by: jwest at June 09, 2015 09:02 AM (9ZZd+)

360 Unless your name is Caitlyn Somebody, you can safely click on kbdabear links, but a trigger warning applies.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2015 08:59 AM (ftVQq)

Just be prepared for copious amounts of bunk time

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 09, 2015 09:02 AM (fWAjv)

361 You know who's been left out of the Diversity Coalition?

Transvestites, that's who.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (IuPHI)

362 Thanks for your prayers and good wishes,everyone.
With age discrimination they usually don't say that the reason. They say things like, "You were standing around with your hands in your pocket" (FS is a hard worker; They don't do that) and you came in late. Well, maybe if you had told them that you changed the schedule they've had for the past three years and not change it at the last minute, they wouldn't have been late. That is to say, if a company wants to get of you because of age and they want to hire someone else for less money they will find a way to do it without making age the reason.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 09:04 AM (9HoBs)

363 >>More Obama Triple Crown accomplishments that he actually did himself:
Lost Iraq, Afghanistan and Syria, And Libya, Egypt, and Yemen.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 09:06 AM (k2QA3)

364 Re willowing -- I've killed several threads. Perhaps I can be willow's accomplice.

Sorry for double post. Wasn't sure whether the first press of the button had worked on this phone. Barrel for me? (And I do believe I know the origin of that reference. Sailors had a hard life.)

Posted by: Weak Geek at June 09, 2015 09:07 AM (KO9OY)

365 After 200 comments, we're no longer contractually obligated to read the previous comments first.
You know you just made Breitbart cry in heaven, don't you, Allen?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 09:07 AM (kivUY)

366 "I understand it's hard, but that sounds like a job it's good to be out of. I mean, not the job per se but a business that treats employees like that."

Posted by: mindful webworker - fear not at June 09, 2015 08:48 AM
________

Amen to all of that.

FWIW: One of my best friends worked for Wal-Mart and made a nice career at that company. After many years, he realized he was in something very similar to an abusive relationship with his employer.

(Also FWIW: If keeping Sundays holy is your family's priority, then I commend you and applaud you for living your beliefs. Seriously. Good for you - all of you. Good will come of this ordeal.)

Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 09:08 AM (8fgsi)

367 Great! I just got willowed!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 09:09 AM (kivUY)

368 367 Great! I just got willowed!

I out-willowed you!!

Posted by: Ruth at June 09, 2015 09:10 AM (oo88B)

369 Delivers remarks on Obamacare at the Catholic Hospital Association Conference; Washington

In a sane country, that dog-eating crackhead would be met at the door by the Cardinal and told to take his blasphemous, murder-apologetic self right the fuck off.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2015 09:13 AM (zF6Iw)

370 "Great! I just got willowed!"

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2015 09:09 AM
________

We didn't even reach 400 comments. (Isn't that when we can re-argue the Civil War?)

Posted by: FireHorse at June 09, 2015 09:14 AM (8fgsi)

371 i like "68" better: you do me now, and i'll owe you one.

Posted by: Waldo at June 09, 2015 11:05 AM (M1MpJ)

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