Overnight Open Thread (6-8-2015)

Quote of the Day I

"Nobody is equal to anybody. Even the same man is not equal to himself on different days."

-- Thomas Sowell

Quote of the Day II

This David Brooks column on  "campus crusaders" misses a key point. These aren't good, well-meaning people who have just gone a bit too far. They're awful, nasty people using the excuse of "social justice" to justify indulging base desires of power and control. Awful, nasty, horrible people who should be recognized for what they are, denounced for what they are, and shamed for what they are. Because what they are is evil.

-- Glenn Reynolds

The Orwellian Nature of Transgender Politics

Strikingly, the Guardian writer says people like Bruce/Caitlyn have 'always been women. even when they were "fathering" children'. Notice it's the 'fathering' bit that is in scare quotes, suggesting it wasn't real, while the description of Bruce as a woman is treated as an incontestable truth. War is peace, freedom is slavery, man is woman.

This trans Orwellianism is increasingly finding expression in the law itself. In Ireland last year, a trans woman won the right to have her sex changed to female on her actual birth certificate. This is alarming. The midwife who said 'This is a boy' when this trans woman was born was telling the truth, and that truth was recorded on a public document. No matter - truth and history are putty in the hands of the trans lobby. Just as Big Brother thinks it can force people to accept that 2 + 2 = 5, so trans activists want us to chant: 'Bruce Jenner is a woman and has always been a woman, even when she was producing sperm, impregnating women, and winning gold medals in men's sports.' And the small matter of Bruce's birth certificate, his proven paternity of children? Forget all that; shove it down the memory hole.

Madness.

And I'm old enough to remember when this was considered over the top satire and not orthodox au courant thought that you publicly cross at your peril.

How Hard Up is Obama For Accomplishments?

This much.

trippleaccompl34

Why Are These Men Shaking Hands?

The very fact that they're doing it in public tells you how much more chaotic, and dangerous the world has become under Obama's non-leadership.  Just because the Obama administration disapproves does not mean that other countries won't act to protect their own interests, even if it goes against the interests of the Obama Administration.

IsraelSaudiMeeting

Jon Gabriel on the Non-Political Relevance of L'Affaire Jenner

What Democrats and the media (but I repeat myself) don't get is that every cultural story is not a political one. No conservative politicos are outlawing reassignment surgery or banning trans Americans from public office. There is no effort to toss Jenner in jail or force E! to drop their latest reality show (unlike similar leftist demands about "Duck Dynasty" and the Duggars' program).

Serious presidential candidates don't feel the need to write press releases about every blip on the pop culture radar. They would rather focus on those issues they can affect, such as taxes, health care policy, and national defense.

Nevertheless, it's only a matter of time until reporters demand GOP candidates take a position on l'Affaire Jenner. My recommendation is to ignore them completely.

Can You Keep Men Out of the Ladies Bathroom?

Not if they feel themselves to be women according to a recent OSHA guide. Oh and you can't have a third tranny bathroom either. And can women sue you because there's a man in the ladies room? Probably. Welcome to 2015.

Barnard College Will Admit Men Who Think They Are Women But Not Women Who Think They Are Men

How would they know, why should they care?

A 'Kind Reminder' From Our Chinese Friends and Partners in Peace

Crises have a logic all their own so it's best to avoid them lest you end up in an 'unavoidable' state of conflict that no one actually desired.

The whole thing reads like it was written by somebody who really thinks he has the U.S.'s number. That's dangerous. The American political system makes the mechanism for going to war a politically complicated thing, and no one person ultimately knows just how resolute the U.S. as a whole is in opposing China's regional aggression. Given the right set of circumstances, America could easily escalate things to a level that the current Chinese regime simply couldn't survive, even while taking a painful but ultimately recoverable hit itself.

History shows that threatening the freedom of navigation in important sea lanes (like the South China Sea, through which an estimated third of all global sea trade passes) is one of those things that can make America become very bellicose very quickly. Let's hope the Chinese aren't being blithe about assuming that U.S. policy is dominated by capitalist realists whose sober conception of the immediate national interest would never lead them to actually get involved in a war.

Denmark Spends £41m Sending Criminal Youths on Caribbean Cruises in a Bid to Rehabilitate Them

And recidivists are sent again.

cruisecarib234

Debunking the Batterizer

The Batterizer is a new device getting a lot of buzz that claims it can extend the functional life of a battery by up to 8x normal by harvesting unused energy inside the cell. What it really is a boost converter in a very small form factor that slips over the battery. And here Dave Jones shows that for real world devices it will at most gain you something like 5-20% longer battery life. Which is something but hardly the miracle it's claimed to be.

Electronic Toys of the 70s

How could they not include this classic?

mattelfootball

The Yahoo AoSHQ group - it's got electrolytes and shit.

And my twitter thang.

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 10:33 PM




Comments

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1 aahhhhh....fresh thread!

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at June 08, 2015 10:34 PM (rhjQp)

2 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 08, 2015 10:35 PM (KCxzN)

3 Yay ont

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 10:35 PM (H8DsL)

4 Thanks, Maet!

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at June 08, 2015 10:35 PM (rhjQp)

5 Hoooooorde!!!!!!

Who did we piss off today?


Also, two things. We're inside two weeks for the NoVaMoMe. And after a long break, AtC and I did the podcast thing again. It'll be up at the link in my nic at 945 tomorrow morning.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015 10:36 PM (GEICT)

6 Ello rons.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 08, 2015 10:37 PM (ucDmr)

7 How would they know, why should they care?

Please don't bother trying to find her
She's not there

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 08, 2015 10:37 PM (UVfht)

8 'Sup! Scotch and cigars and hockey! Life is good.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 08, 2015 10:38 PM (HeQCE)

9 This is a fine thread!

A really, really good thread, Anthony!

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at June 08, 2015 10:38 PM (KG0mU)

10 you haven't got a womb

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 10:38 PM (0O7c5)

11 We've got us some serious gun rights legislation being considered in the NC legislature right now. Pistol permits could go away, but I think the sheriff's in all 100 counties will lean too hard on that one.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 08, 2015 10:38 PM (on01m)

12 So will Obama celebrate American Pharoah winning the Triple Crown by posting a picture of himself? Actually he could post a picture of himself with Secretariat of State and people will think he's with American Pharoah.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2015 10:38 PM (NjBm8)

13 6 Ello rons.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June

Howdy you nasty F*cker
What's happening in Hooterville?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 10:38 PM (H8DsL)

14 That Pfeiffer tweet was pathetic.

OTOH, if Obama wants to harken back to Carter, then I will happily await the election of Reagan 2.0.

Posted by: Y-not is not a troll at June 08, 2015 10:39 PM (RWGcK)

15 'Lo, 'rons...

Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 10:39 PM (EzgxV)

16
Electronic Toys of the 70s




1980 -- close enough for jazz:

cocole.com/wp-content/uploads/mego-fireman-fireman.jpg

Omni Game of the Year, I believe.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2015 10:39 PM (kdS6q)

17 7 How would they know, why should they care?

Please don't bother trying to find her
She's not there
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June

It's not there

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 10:39 PM (H8DsL)

18 Scary clown under your bed? You need a flashlight, and a pistol.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at June 08, 2015 10:39 PM (QbBGt)

19 Hello....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 10:39 PM (Tsw/P)

20 Oh, and I hope that Dan Pfeiffer tweet was a joke, because it's obviously ridiculous to think that the racehorse's win has anything at all to do with who is president.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2015 10:40 PM (NjBm8)

21 13: Hello my friend. There is nothing happening here at all. Just the way I like it. How's things in the north country?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 08, 2015 10:40 PM (ucDmr)

22 The economics of government assuming risks that the private sector, for whatever reason, won't:

http://tinyurl.com/qa8q9pm

Well you don't say. Who'd a thunk?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 08, 2015 10:40 PM (BZAd3)

23 Does RayoVac make Adult Undergarments?

Posted by: Al Roker at June 08, 2015 10:41 PM (dt+UH)

24 Shut Up, She Explained

What is a politically correct whipped whelp of a straight White male poet who concomitantly wants to write, but believes that there should be no poems from White males, and that writing from another perspective is "colonizing" and "appropriating another person's experience"? According to Elisa Gabbert over at "Electric Literature", the answer is to Shut Up!

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9215

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 08, 2015 10:41 PM (7YlUk)

25 hey, all

Posted by: SavetheEarth at June 08, 2015 10:41 PM (wbtZJ)

26 Had one of those electronic football games as a kid. Hand-me-down from older brother.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 10:41 PM (Tsw/P)

27 23: Depends.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 08, 2015 10:41 PM (ucDmr)

28 What Democrats and the media (but I repeat myself) don't get is that every cultural story is not a political one. No conservative politicos are outlawing reassignment surgery or banning trans Americans from public office.

Except for the fact that everything *is* political when the goal of the Left is a government that is inserted into every facet of life.

You aren't being asked for tolerance. You're being asked to applaud. Or else.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2015 10:41 PM (uctT+)

29
21 13: Hello my friend. There is nothing happening here at all. Just the way I like it. How's things in the north country?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 08, 2015 10:40 PM (ucDmr)

Not much. 1st day back from vacation. Sometimes I wonder why I take the time off. Beautiful,weather day

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 10:42 PM (H8DsL)

30 Are there local laws that prohibit men from going into ladies bathrooms? If so will all those laws have to be changed to adjust to the new reality of men who think of themselves as female?

How will we know which men feel like a woman on any given day? They'll tell you?

Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 08, 2015 10:42 PM (dKT8G)

31 Oh, and I hope that Dan Pfeiffer tweet was a joke, because it's obviously ridiculous to think that the racehorse's win has anything at all to do with who is president.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2015 10:40 PM (NjBm

***

Post tweet, and after seeing the vicious (deservedly) responses, they are claiming just that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 08, 2015 10:42 PM (XrHO0)

32 So the first Triple Crown in 37 years and Kerry is no where to be found. Coincidence I think not.

Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 10:42 PM (+1K+6)

33 All your 8-tracks are belong to me.

Posted by: 2-XL at June 08, 2015 10:42 PM (dt+UH)

34 What do you get when you cross a horse with a sasquatch?

Asking for a friend . . .

Posted by: Moochzilla Obama at June 08, 2015 10:43 PM (1PVlv)

35 In what twisted sense does the SCoaMF "have" a Triple Crown Winner? I swear people think he's Stalin, the richest man to ever live. As though he owns this country like Stalin owned his entire.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2015 10:43 PM (rwI+c)

36 Sowell is always full of great quotes.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 10:44 PM (1PVlv)

37 Yeah that's a good idea. Connect Obama to carter.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 08, 2015 10:44 PM (Dmko9)

38
Just wanted to remind everyone that I. Still. Live.

Posted by: Steve Gutenberg at June 08, 2015 10:44 PM (ynQIy)

39
Good news, everyone!:

June 8, 2015: The United States recently delivered 2,000 AT4CS (the CS stands for "Confined Spaces") one-shot shoulder fired rocket launchers to the Iraqi military. The 6.8 kg (15 pound) weapon has a range of 300 meters and can destroy bunkers as well as armored vehicles.

Coming soon to a terrorist incident near you.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2015 10:44 PM (kdS6q)

40 Oh, and I hope that Dan Pfeiffer tweet was a joke

But then again, it is Dan Pfeiffer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2015 10:45 PM (rwI+c)

41 My problem is that I wasnt a juvenile delinquent in Denmark. Instead I chose to do that in a lutheran school

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 10:45 PM (H8DsL)

42 Awful, nasty, horrible people who should be recognized for what they are, denounced for what they are, and shamed for what they are.

And promptly hung!

Posted by: Anti-socialist at June 08, 2015 10:45 PM (+kznc)

43 June 8, 2015: The United States recently delivered 2,000 AT4CS (the CS stands for "Confined Spaces") one-shot shoulder fired rocket launchers to the Iraqi military. The 6.8 kg (15 pound) weapon has a range of 300 meters and can destroy bunkers as well as armored vehicles.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2015 10:44 PM (kdS6q)



I see no possible way this could go poorly.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015 10:45 PM (GEICT)

44 "Just wanted to remind everyone that I. Still. Live."


But just haven't done anything in, what, 15 years?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 10:45 PM (Tsw/P)

45 Ray-O-Vac, baby! It was the Streamlight of it's day. Tomorrow morning I am off toward Jacksonville to scope out and possibly shoot some hogs. Going in early, so will take my Ray-O-Vac Miner's special with me. And Mini14 rifle, .357 Blackhawk revolver, and incidental .357 LCR. Did I mention my Ray-O-Vac flashlight?

Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2015 10:46 PM (go5uR)

46
heheheh eh heh... "hung"... heheheh

Posted by: beavis at June 08, 2015 10:46 PM (tBSrv)

47 Great Moments in Presidential Accomplishments

Nixon--Last president to have a Beatles album released...
Reagan--had 8 hit singles released from "Thriller"...
George W. Bush--last public performance by the 4 members of Pink Floyd!

Posted by: JoeF. at June 08, 2015 10:46 PM (8HGb7)

48 Coming soon to a terrorist incident near you.

Probably a good time to move to a smaller target vehicle.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 08, 2015 10:46 PM (UVfht)

49 Oh, we had that football game and it got me through a lot of loooong road trips.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 10:47 PM (k2QA3)

50 So will Obama celebrate American Pharoah winning the Triple Crown by posting a picture of himself?

Will he post a picture as "Caitlyn" Obama to celebrate another accomplishment unseen since the Carter Era? Or is he sexist?

Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2015 10:47 PM (FcR7P)

51 Maet's post had me assaulted with batteries.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 10:47 PM (1PVlv)

52 Maybe the Rayovac ad is newer than my memories of the battery. About 50 years ago Rayovac was the leakiest battery.

Posted by: How Did Old Happen So Fast at June 08, 2015 10:47 PM (5UOKw)

53 BC,
Unfortunately, I won't be able to attend the meet up.I wish I could but taking care of my aunt comes first.

As always, cancer sucks.

Posted by: mpfs, Save A Horse...Ride Rick 'Effin Perry, Part Deux at June 08, 2015 10:48 PM (V5MwV)

54 Well. He is a horse's ass

Posted by: phreshone at June 08, 2015 10:48 PM (kFxpe)

55 Ha! A Haint!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2015 10:49 PM (rwI+c)

56 When people have to mention what happened during your life instead of what you did. Yeah #lifefail

Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 10:49 PM (+1K+6)

57 Kerry Crisis: Day 17

Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 10:49 PM (MQEz6)

58 Go back, there's no place for you here among the living.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2015 10:49 PM (rwI+c)

59 53 BC,
Unfortunately, I won't be able to attend the meet up.I wish I could but taking care of my aunt comes first.

As always, cancer sucks.

Posted by: mpfs, Save A Horse...Ride Rick 'Effin Perry, Part Deux at June 08, 2015 10:48 PM (V5MwV)




We'll def miss you, ma'am. But yes, take care of your aunt.

As always, FUCK CANCER.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015 10:49 PM (GEICT)

60 NOW...LIGHT
WHEN YOU NEED IT!
because...


Because that damned babysitter you fired is trying to steal your kid.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2015 10:49 PM (uctT+)

61 Well. He is a horse's ass


Posted by: phreshone

Well, look at that!

Barack Obama looks like a pile of horse puckey.

Triple Crown!!

We're number 1! Or....is it number 2?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 08, 2015 10:50 PM (+1T7c)

62 Yes; Obama greatest achievement was in mucking stalls. You could say Obama has mucked stalls all over America.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 10:50 PM (9HoBs)

63 bonk bonk

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 08, 2015 10:50 PM (TF10X)

64 38
Just wanted to remind everyone that I. Still. Live.
Posted by: Steve Gutenberg at June 08, 2015 10:44 PM (ynQIy)

That's cute. Tell us more.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at June 08, 2015 10:50 PM (wZ2hu)

65 When people have to mention what happened during your life instead of what you did. Yeah #lifefail
Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 10:49 PM (+1K+6)

****

Yep. Tiny minds, huge egos.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 08, 2015 10:50 PM (3F6F8)

66 Wee men. Even when they stand tall they cast a tiny shadow.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2015 10:51 PM (rwI+c)

67 Re: rocket launchers

Wouldn't it be quicker to cut out the middleman & just ship them directly to ISIS?

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 08, 2015 10:51 PM (KghRQ)

68 43 June 8, 2015: The United States recently delivered 2,000 AT4CS (the CS stands for "Confined Spaces") one-shot shoulder fired rocket launchers to the Iraqi military. The 6.8 kg (15 pound) weapon has a range of 300 meters and can destroy bunkers as well as armored vehicles.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2015 10:44 PM (kdS6q)


I see no possible way this could go poorly.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015 10:45 PM (GEICT)

Thanks for the rocket launchers, infidels!

Posted by: ISIS at June 08, 2015 10:51 PM (wZ2hu)

69 Heh, speaking of sasquatches, when I type "sasquatch" the the "red line" shows underneath it and among the suggestions is "Saskatchewan." I had no idea Ricky was involved in the programming.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 10:51 PM (1PVlv)

70
American Pharoah ----> full of horseshit

Yes, I see the connection...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 08, 2015 10:51 PM (iQIUe)

71 WTF is up with Fox and all those FIFA matches? Fuckin lawn fairies. That shit is for a bunch of hooligans. Fox sucks.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 08, 2015 10:52 PM (ucDmr)

72 Kerry Crisis: Day 17


Posted by: eman


EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL!!

STAY CALM, I'VE GOT THIS!

Posted by: Mary Harf, weapons grade idiot at June 08, 2015 10:52 PM (+1T7c)

73 And no doubt Obama has laid down in the hay with an American Pharaoh many times.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 10:52 PM (9HoBs)

74 "Tomorrow morning I am off toward Jacksonville to scope out and possibly shoot some hogs."



Good luck with the pigs, Ero.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 10:53 PM (Tsw/P)

75 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 08, 2015 10:53 PM (KCxzN)

76 I'm not the least bit surprised that the Israelis and the Saudis are working together. When nations have common interests and goals, they work together--especially if both face an existential threat from a common foe.
And not to sound all flowery and Kumbaya--ish, but you know what's funny?, I didn't know who was who in that picture of the two men shaking hands . Until I , read the caption I thought Dore Gold was the Saudi.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 08, 2015 10:53 PM (8HGb7)

77 Wow, so the Fucktarded dipshit is back and trying to wave at Maet. Lovely...,

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 08, 2015 10:53 PM (3F6F8)

78 Good news, everyone!:

June 8, 2015: The United States recently delivered 2,000 AT4CS (the CS stands for "Confined Spaces") one-shot shoulder fired rocket launchers to the Iraqi military. The 6.8 kg (15 pound) weapon has a range of 300 meters and can destroy bunkers as well as armored vehicles.

Coming soon to a terrorist incident near you.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2015 10:44 PM (kdS6q)

I just read a report that said that ISIS had used U.S. made anti-tank weapons in Palmyra.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 08, 2015 10:53 PM (BZAd3)

79 The mattel football game was an obsession for a few weeks after it came out.

If you used batteries, you could score at will because the defenders move slower when the battery was low.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 08, 2015 10:54 PM (h53OH)

80 72

EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL!!

STAY CALM, I'VE GOT THIS!
Posted by: Mary Harf, weapons grade idiot at June 08, 2015 10:52 PM (+1T7c)

Ya know Sweetie, your bra size is bigger than your iq

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 10:54 PM (H8DsL)

81 Be well all, time for bed here. Maybe I'll wake up and engage before the the morn.

You Marons Rock!

Posted by: Farmer at June 08, 2015 10:54 PM (o/90i)

82 Damn, the Blackhawks are headed to a loss. boo

Posted by: Y-not is not a troll at June 08, 2015 10:54 PM (RWGcK)

83

that clown is going to kill the baby!!

Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 10:55 PM (zOTsN)

84 Apparently according to the comments after the Pfeiffer article, Iowahawk tweeted this:


Breaking: American Pharoah refuses stud farm assignment; says "I now identify as Nefertiti".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 10:55 PM (9HoBs)

85 81: Later Farmer.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 08, 2015 10:55 PM (ucDmr)

86 Also, two things. We're inside two weeks for the NoVaMoMe. And after a long break, AtC and I did the podcast thing again. It'll be up at the link in my nic at 945 tomorrow morning.

Bout time!

Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2015 10:55 PM (zt+N6)

87 Ray-O-Vac
The power of advertising.

Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 08, 2015 10:55 PM (dKT8G)

88 >>You aren't being asked for tolerance. You're being asked to applaud. Or else.

Bingo!
The MSM will force all of the candidates to comment on this. Guaranteed.

As for the rest of us, remember this one from Holder's tenure at the DoJ?

"A brochure emailed to DoJ employees requiring them to verbally affirm homosexuality regardless of
their personal beliefs has sparked accusations of religious intolerance
and viewpoint discrimination....

"The brochure was created as a resource from DOJ Pride, an association
of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender employees of the DOJ," Starnes
wrote."

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 10:55 PM (k2QA3)

89 Ya know Sweetie, your bra size is bigger than your iq

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 10:54 PM (H8DsL)



Not there's anything wrong with that, per se. It just means that you're not quite equipped intellectually for certain jobs.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015 10:55 PM (GEICT)

90 You Marons Rock!
Posted by: Farmer


Some of us aren't even Greek!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2015 10:56 PM (uctT+)

91 And not to sound all flowery and Kumbaya--ish, but
you know what's funny?, I didn't know who was who in that picture of the
two men shaking hands . Until I , read the caption I thought Dore Gold
was the Saudi.


Posted by: JoeF.


Many Jews do look Semitic, as in similar to Arabs.

And actually, I read some years ago that Kurds share a substantial genetic relationship to Semitic Jews. They are natural allies, because Kurds think Arabs are wild men.

Posted by: Mary Harf, weapons grade idiot at June 08, 2015 10:56 PM (+1T7c)

92 Woohoo. New corners to pee in!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2015 10:56 PM (F0Cog)

93
Beyond sick and tired of transgender bullshit.

There is NO SUCH THING as a transgendered individual.

You're born either male or female,and will expire as one or the other.

It's immaterial what is sown on or sliced off in the interim.

That is immutable.

This is reality, which is also immutable.


Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2015 10:56 PM (jeCnD)

94 Nite Farmer. Give your pups a pat

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 10:56 PM (H8DsL)

95 How will we know which men feel like a woman on any given day? They'll tell you?
Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 08, 2015 10:42 PM (dKT8G)

So all sex offenders have to do to enter women's bathrooms, is claim that they feel like a woman.
And sex offenders do victimize people in public restrooms.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2015 10:57 PM (NjBm8)

96 Woohoo. New corners to pee in!

You need to think bigger. And smellier.

Posted by: EPA Hallway Pooper at June 08, 2015 10:57 PM (UVfht)

97 In under 100?

Posted by: mediocre websurfer - or something like that at June 08, 2015 10:58 PM (ACs58)

98 Damn, the Blackhawks are headed to a loss. boo
Posted by: Y-not is not a troll

It's Chicago town, kid. Don't take it too hard.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 08, 2015 10:58 PM (+1T7c)

99 Oops - forgot the key part:

According to the brochure, employees are required to verbally affirm homosexuality and place pro-gay stickers in their offices.

"Don't judge or remain silent," the brochure says. "Silence will be interpreted as disapproval."




Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 10:58 PM (k2QA3)

100 "They are natural allies, because Kurds think Arabs are wild men."
True, but there are different bloodline even among the Arabs. The Arabs in my neck of the wood can easily pass as French or Italian.

Must be that Crusader blood....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 08, 2015 10:58 PM (8HGb7)

101 Did all of you see my "art" video yet?

Well, if you did without my consent, it's RAPE!!!

*hit me again!*

Posted by: Mattress Gurl at June 08, 2015 10:59 PM (wZ2hu)

102 Not there's anything wrong with that, per se. It just means that you're not quite equipped intellectually for certain jobs.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015

Spokesperson at the the adept of State isn't one of those. I was thinking more like receptionist at Joes Funeral Home

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 10:59 PM (H8DsL)

103 Sure do remember old Ray-O-Vac batteries. Red with the cat on them. Still use 'em.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 10:59 PM (Tsw/P)

104 American Pharoah has a big dick.

0bama is a big dick.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 10:59 PM (1PVlv)

105 Ray-O-Vac>>>

Their batteries sucked.

Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 11:00 PM (+1K+6)

106 And actually, I read some years ago that Kurds share a substantial genetic relationship to Semitic Jews. They are natural allies, because Kurds think Arabs are wild men.
Posted by: Mary Harf,


Hmm, never heard of that genetic connection. I've heard the Kurds mentioned with the Mismuffet though.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2015 11:00 PM (uctT+)

107 Spokesperson at the the adept of State isn't one of those. I was thinking more like receptionist at Joes Funeral Home
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 10:59 PM (H8DsL)


I had a buddy in college that would occasionally answer the phone with "Joe's Mortuary. You stab 'em, We grab 'em."

Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2015 11:00 PM (zt+N6)

108 "It's Chicago town, kid."


Well, you did have the 90's Bulls, so, that sorta helps.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:01 PM (Tsw/P)

109 "Woohoo. New corners to pee in!"
-Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2015 10:56 PM (F0Cog)

I really enjoy peeing outside. I've actually passed-up my bathroom, so as to whiz outdoors with a half-ton of "cover".

Sometimes, I think it is simply to check the weather. Other times, I just want to pee outside.

Call me "That Guy". I don't care.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 08, 2015 11:02 PM (OQ9R7)

110 Crap, a chink in the continuum.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2015 11:02 PM (rwI+c)

111 Will he post a picture as "Caitlyn" Obama to celebrate another accomplishment unseen since the Carter Era? Or is he sexist?
Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2015 10:47 PM (FcR7P)


Actually all he has to do is post that photo of himself in that African outfit, or whatever it was. Anyway, it looked pretty girly.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2015 11:02 PM (NjBm8)

112 Oh, and I hope that Dan Pfeiffer tweet was a joke, because it's obviously ridiculous to think that the racehorse's win has anything at all to do with who is president.

It's symbolic of his struggle against reality.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2015 11:02 PM (W5DcG)

113 That is immutable.

This is reality, which is also immutable.


Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2015 10:56 PM (jeCnD)

***

All very true, but we have reached the stage of this shit show in which thoughts and wishes overcome reality.

Witness a climate agreement that major nations signed that will not allow temps to rise above 2 degrees centigrade. They think that thoughts and good intentions can control the Sun and weather/climate, for God's sake.

Massive intellects we are dealing with here.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 08, 2015 11:02 PM (cIoI4)

114 How much did Bishop play? Or did he not play at all? Did he leave early like on Saturday?

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:02 PM (1PVlv)

115 I had a buddy in college that would occasionally answer the phone with "Joe's Mortuary. You stab 'em, We grab 'em."
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2015 11:00 PM (zt+N6)




I used to occasionally answer the phone in college with "Brent's Taxidermy and Restaurant: You kill 'em, we grill 'em."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015 11:03 PM (GEICT)

116 NOW...LIGHT
WHEN YOU NEED IT!
because...

...it's awfully dark backstage when Penn and Teller's assistants prep the famous "Osmotic Diarrhea Baby" gag.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2015 11:03 PM (uctT+)

117 Call me "That Guy". I don't care.
Posted by: ColdBeer
--------------

Mommy? What's that man doing?

Posted by: 911 Call at June 08, 2015 11:03 PM (9mTYi)

118 You decadent Canucks.

You choose - either this or Mattress Girl's "art" video.

Toronto to host massive orgy for disabled people.

http://tinyurl.com/p2tkt5g

Posted by: Thrawn at June 08, 2015 11:04 PM (wZ2hu)

119 American Pharoah has a big dick.



0bama is a big dick.


Posted by: logprof


Actually, the three year old colts are given steroids to keep the size of their genitals down and allow them to run faster. American Pharoah will have to be off steroids for a while before he gets is sperm count up.

But Obama is still a big dick.

Ya got that, NSA?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 08, 2015 11:04 PM (+1T7c)

120 Actually all he has to do is post that photo of himself in that African outfit, or whatever it was. Anyway, it looked pretty girly.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2015 11:02 PM (NjBm

Mom jeans
Bike helmet
Just a few examples

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:04 PM (H8DsL)

121 So I commented on Twitter that my parents would have beaten me into the ground if I had acted like the brats in the Texas pool debacle. I was told to "check my privilege "! These people are nutso.

Posted by: jmel at June 08, 2015 11:04 PM (8z98s)

122 He will be a wild donkey of a man, His hand will be against everyone, And everyone's hand will be against him; And he will live to the east of all his brothers."

Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:04 PM (zOTsN)

123
Bach: Concerto for violins in D minor

didn't even know I had that. Stuff in my library I didn't know I had.

Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 08, 2015 11:04 PM (dKT8G)

124
110 "Woohoo. New corners to pee in!" -Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2015 10:56 PM (F0Cog) I really enjoy peeing outside. I've actually passed-up my bathroom, so as to whiz outdoors with a half-ton of "cover". Sometimes, I think it is simply to check the weather. Other times, I just want to pee outside. Call me "That Guy". I don't care.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 08, 2015 11:02 PM (OQ9R7)


Here's your anthem.

https://youtu.be/0QFxlp59sEY

Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2015 11:05 PM (zt+N6)

125 I had that exact football game but my favorite was the Merlin. I rocked at "magic square".

Posted by: bananaDream at June 08, 2015 11:05 PM (vLk7c)

126 ..."This is reality, which is also immutable."
-Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2015 10:56 PM (jeCnD)

When feelings trump reality, you have NewSpeak.

...Orwell knew it.

"My Own Truth" became a thing.

-Jesus help us.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 08, 2015 11:05 PM (OQ9R7)

127 Their batteries sucked.
Posted by: Robinson
-------------

I was a fan of Bugess

Posted by: 911 Call at June 08, 2015 11:06 PM (9mTYi)

128 10 you haven't got a womb
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 10:38 PM (0O7c5)

I can't believe this clip hasn't been linked or referenced everywhere. I guess people thought that movie was just making fun of Christians...

Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 11:06 PM (vmMMi)

129 I love the way these Bigfoot hunters just talk matter-of-factly about Sasquatches as if they were cats or dogs.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:06 PM (1PVlv)

130 But Obama is still a big dick.>>>

Is that one of them there Homophones?

Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 11:06 PM (+1K+6)

131 104


Maet, please check your email.

Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 08, 2015 10:59 PM (AY/iP)


I notice he's not telling me to check mine, 'cause mine's shut down.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:06 PM (EzgxV)

132 True Detective is on. So good

Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:07 PM (zOTsN)

133 "but my favorite was the Merlin"

That was the red one, right? It would play tones and you to copy them back to it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:07 PM (Tsw/P)

134 @ 115


Nah, you deal with them.

I'll just loudly call them stupid assholes and disengage.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2015 11:07 PM (jeCnD)

135 This administration is so low it's compares itself to be above Carter. We are fvcked.

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:07 PM (kCq6U)

136 If those 60's ever get uppity about all their advantages ("No intersectional feminism!" "You can smoke anywhere"), we have the perfect retort:

Where are your lithium batteries, bitches? Put that Ray-o-Vac into a flashlight for 6 years, and see how you do.

Posted by: Splunge at June 08, 2015 11:07 PM (qyomX)

137
My comment edited itself!

American Pharoah ----> full of horseshit

Yes, I see the connection...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 08, 2015 11:07 PM (iQIUe)

138 Btw, I have been listening to that blackberry smoke station all day. Good stuff.

Night all...

Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 11:07 PM (vmMMi)

139 Every time a Democrat gets into the Presidency, the country undergoes some radical movement to less freedom more insanity and the truth becomes harder and harder to find.

What's disconcerting though is that after they're gone we don't recover. We remain changed until the next group of idiots decides they like the lies the Democrats are telling them and then another shift begins. And will remain after they're gone.

I'm beginning to understand why the GOP leadership sees no point or reward in trying to right these wrongs.

Better to just go with the flow and collect whatever benefit you can from whatever happens.

Posted by: Jakee308 at June 08, 2015 11:08 PM (zRby/)

140 So I commented on Twitter that my parents would have beaten me into the ground if I had acted like the brats in the Texas pool debacle. I was told to "check my privilege "! These people are nutso.
Posted by: jmel at June 08, 2015 11:04 PM (8z98s)

****

Reply? "Just checked it, still there. Check your right to not he offended. You will find it sorely lacking".

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 08, 2015 11:08 PM (3F6F8)

141 This administration is so low it's compares itself to be above Carter. We are fvcked.

They're wrong about that, too. WASTF.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 08, 2015 11:08 PM (UVfht)

142
It did it again! Damn!
Oh, well. A mediocre joke gone horribly wrong.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 08, 2015 11:08 PM (iQIUe)

143 "
I love the way these Bigfoot hunters just talk matter-of-factly about Sasquatches as if they were cats or dogs."


They are believers. Or just heavily invested.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:09 PM (Tsw/P)

144 "My Own Truth" became a thing.

-Jesus help us.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 08, 2015 11:05 PM (OQ9R7)


--Moochzilla gave a commencement speech somewhere this month and used the phrase "my truth."

I grimaced.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:09 PM (1PVlv)

145 If American Pharaoh goes tranny, and wants to be called "Cleopatra," I am out.

Posted by: Splunge at June 08, 2015 11:09 PM (qyomX)

146 I would personally bring down the pain if any of my kids, at 14 or 15, or any age really, think it is a good idea to break into a private pool, to drink, do drugs, fight brawl swear and hook up

Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:09 PM (zOTsN)

147 69 Heh, speaking of sasquatches, when I type "sasquatch" the the "red line" shows underneath it and among the suggestions is "Saskatchewan." I had no idea Ricky was involved in the programming.
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 10:51 PM (1PVlv)


It's a "samsquanch", and I hate those dirty cocksuckers.

Posted by: Bubbles at June 08, 2015 11:09 PM (+Fae7)

148
Feelings CANNOT trump reality. It just remains immutable,waiting for fools to bump up into it, with predictable results.

Not all of which are conducive to long life.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2015 11:09 PM (jeCnD)

149 OMG - the clown under the bed.

I hate clowns!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 11:09 PM (k2QA3)

150 Wait....."watch your language"?? At the HQ??? On the ONT?!?!?!?!


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015 11:10 PM (GEICT)

151 They are believers. Or just heavily invested.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015

Or a few fries short of a Happy Meal,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:10 PM (H8DsL)

152 148:,Hater!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 08, 2015 11:10 PM (ucDmr)

153 147
If American Pharaoh goes tranny, and wants to be called "Cleopatra," I am out.

Posted by: Splunge at June 08, 2015 11:09 PM (qyomX)

lol

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 11:10 PM (0O7c5)

154 Wait....."watch your language"?? At the HQ??? On the ONT?!?!?!?!

Don't know what he was on about. Looked like English to me.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 08, 2015 11:10 PM (UVfht)

155 Obama is an even bigger dick than Scott.

Posted by: Terrance and Philip at June 08, 2015 11:11 PM (1PVlv)

156 So I commented on Twitter that my parents would have beaten me into the
ground if I had acted like the brats in the Texas pool debacle. I was
told to "check my privilege>>>

Come on you even have to admit having caring parents was a privilege.

Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 11:11 PM (+1K+6)

157 America used to make steel. For batteries and stuff.

Now we just steal. From those who earn and give it away.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 08, 2015 11:11 PM (+Ku4Q)

158 Watch the language please.
Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 08, 2015 11:08 PM (AY/iP)

***

Kindly GFY, Ira. After last night, I have explained in small short words what that means, so here's to hoping you get it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 08, 2015 11:11 PM (cIoI4)

159 O.K. Why is Toronto hosting an orgy for anyone? Sure disabled people can and do have sex. Why does the city have to pay for them to do that?!! It's not only degrading. It's patronizing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 11:11 PM (9HoBs)

160 Reality is gonna bite these fuckers in the ass when shit hits the fan.

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM (kCq6U)

161 Reality is gonna bite these fuckers in the ass when shit hits the fan.

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM (kCq6U)

162 Reality is gonna bite these fuckers in the ass when shit hits the fan.

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM (kCq6U)

163 Reality is gonna bite these fuckers in the ass when shit hits the fan.

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM (kCq6U)

164 Another storm passed through. I shall catch my worms now.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM (+Ku4Q)

165 because sex is no more meanignful than taking a dump or blowing your nose

Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM (zOTsN)

166 Mister Rabbit Stew piss off

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM (H8DsL)

167 "Mommy? What's that man doing?"
-Posted by: 911 Call at June 08, 2015 11:03 PM (9mTYi)
*heh*

...I've got a patio, a deck, a nice view of the woods.

I whiz in "the unseen".

There is no possible way anyone can see me, lest they walk out my front door.

*shakes it*











Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM (OQ9R7)

168 "check my privilege>>>

Bigotry of low expectations.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM (9HoBs)

169 And fuck you PIXY.

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:13 PM (kCq6U)

170 Whoa! Infidel scores a quad!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 11:13 PM (9mTYi)

171 Infidel with the quad post.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015 11:13 PM (GEICT)

172 Reality is gonna bite these fuckers in the ass when shit hits the fan.
Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM


Whatever you say, Johnny FourTimes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2015 11:14 PM (uctT+)

173 Wow a 4-fer.
You beat out Mr. Hammer

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:14 PM (H8DsL)

174 153 They are believers. Or just heavily invested.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015

Or a few fries short of a Happy Meal,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:10 PM (H8DsL)


--That said, S.E. Cupp looked cute in that Squatchy shirt.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:14 PM (1PVlv)

175 I was told to "check my privilege "!

Is that what they used to call "manners"?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2015 11:14 PM (W5DcG)

176 So, when is Oshizznet gonna bring American Pharaoh into the oval orifice and drop a big steamin duece?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 08, 2015 11:14 PM (ucDmr)

177 like a boss. Most men cant handle the quad, it breaks em

Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:14 PM (zOTsN)

178 You know, I only hit the button once. Sheesh.

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:15 PM (kCq6U)

179 173
Whoa! Infidel scores a quad!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 11:13 PM (9mTYi)



That's what I was thinking -- it's like a quad-Axel or quad-toe-loop in skating.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:15 PM (EzgxV)

180
Breaking: American Pharoah refuses stud farm assignment; says "I now identify as Nefertiti".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 10:55 PM (9HoBs)


By the way, Baffert said the horse will get 200 mares a year. And IIRC a stud at that level costs about a third of a million dollars per mare.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2015 11:15 PM (NjBm8)

181 Infidel with the hat trick plus one!

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:15 PM (1PVlv)

182 --That said, S.E. Cupp looked cute in that Squatchy shirt.
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:14 PM

She would look cute in a burka

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:15 PM (H8DsL)

183 Id be proud. Hell not every body can handle a quad

Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:15 PM (zOTsN)

184 I was told to "check my privilege "!

Is that what they used to call "manners"?


Consider that stolen!

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:16 PM (kCq6U)

185 "History shows that threatening the freedom of navigation in important sea lanes (like the South China Sea, through which an estimated third of all global sea trade passes) is one of those things that can make America become very bellicose very quickly."

::: clears throat :::

"Past performance is no guarantee of future results."

Posted by: torquewrench at June 08, 2015 11:16 PM (noWW6)

186 There is no possible way anyone can see me, lest they walk out my front door.


Heh.

Posted by: Neighbor with a quadcopter mounted camera at June 08, 2015 11:16 PM (UVfht)

187 Kindly GFY, paradise.
Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 08, 2015 11:13 PM (AY/iP)

****

So you actually understood it Ira. Wow. I am, based on our last transmissions, thoroughly impressed that you understood this. Bravo!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 08, 2015 11:16 PM (cIoI4)

188 Obama complaining that the Supreme Court has the audacity to judge his supreme accomplishment in health care. It would be awesome if the court says, effit, this law is so badly written, so overly broad and unconstitutional, so vague that we're gonna invalidate the whole thing.

It won't happen, of course. The court will acquiesce and judge that 'the state' also means the national government. It will validate the law, and validate Obama's criticism.

Eventually, someone, somewhere will go to far.

Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 08, 2015 11:16 PM (dKT8G)

189 "Or a few fries short of a Happy Meal,"

Or that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:16 PM (Tsw/P)

190 Whoa! Infidel scores a quad!
>>>

It was a triple with a skipped landing so a 2

Posted by: East German Judges at June 08, 2015 11:17 PM (+1K+6)

191 >>Whoa! Infidel scores a quad!

Even the Russian judge was impressed with the degree of difficulty in performing that trick. He may take home the gold....

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 11:17 PM (k2QA3)

192 Since Carter was President the last time, shouldn't someone point out to Pfeiffer that it might be an ill omen?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 11:17 PM (9mTYi)

193 whose bitch is this

Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:18 PM (zOTsN)

194 Brazilian School Forces Jewish Students to Identify All Jews Among Them

http://bit.ly/1B20fAd

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 08, 2015 11:18 PM (7YlUk)

195 I had the Mattel football. I could run out all of the time on just one play - running around, avoiding defenders - then score as time expired.

Boom 7-0. I win bitchez

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 08, 2015 11:18 PM (7RXcs)

196 "Or a few fries short of a Happy Meal,"Or that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:16 PM

Which bigfoot hunters you guys talking about?

Posted by: otho at June 08, 2015 11:18 PM (tBSrv)

197 REALITY IS GONNA BITE THESE FUCKERS IN THE ASS WHEN SHIT HITS THE FAN???
REALITY IS GONNA BITE THESE FUCKERS IN THE ASS WHEN SHIT HITS THE FAN???
REALITY IS GONNA BITE THESE FUCKERS IN THE ASS WHEN SHIT HITS THE FAN???
REALITY IS GONNA BITE THESE FUCKERS IN THE ASS WHEN SHIT HITS THE FAN???

Posted by: Irrev. Al Dullton at June 08, 2015 11:18 PM (ACs58)

198 Even the Russian judge was impressed with the degree of difficulty in performing that trick. He may take home the gold....


Posted by: Lizzy
****

Looks like there is some kind of altercation between the Russian judge and the Ukrainian judge.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2015 11:18 PM (F0Cog)

199 Among those apprehended during the week-long sting was a handful of men whose jobs involved children, including three current and former theme park employees and a youth counselor.

Jeff Conrad, for example, told deputies that he had worked at Disney's Magic Kingdom, half an hour away in Orlando. Disney told News13 in Florida that the man left Disney before the arrest.

"He traveled to have sex with a 14-year-old child," Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd told reporters at a news conference on Tuesday. "He had access to kids because, as he said, he was a Disney employee working at Magic Kingdom."

Two more suspects worked at Orlando theme parks, Judd said: Ryan Mayer at SeaWorld and Tomas Adames at Universal Studios. (Both companies told local media after the arrests that the men are no longer employed with them)

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 08, 2015 11:19 PM (e8kgV)

200 that doesnt count. not even.

Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:19 PM (zOTsN)

201 Note that they're backing off the 2A ruling. That was in 2008.

They're also backing off some rulings made in 2009/2010.

They've refused to clarify or extend the ruling from 2008.

Notice the time line. As Obama got more settled in, the Supremes became more liberal.

I wonder why. I wonder why.

Posted by: Jakee308 at June 08, 2015 11:19 PM (zRby/)

202 200
Brazilian School Forces Jewish Students to Identify All Jews Among Them



http://bit.ly/1B20fAd





Posted by: The Political Hat at June 08, 2015 11:18 PM (7YlUk)



when will we say enough?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 11:19 PM (0O7c5)

203 Which bigfoot hunters you guys talking about?
Posted by: otho at June 08, 2015 11:18 PM (tBSrv)


--Finding Bigfoot, on Animal Planet right now.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:19 PM (1PVlv)

204 Since Carter was President the last time, shouldn't someone point out to Pfeiffer that it might be an ill omen?

Since they know nothing about history, not even recent history, this would fly right over their heads.

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:20 PM (kCq6U)

205 Mindful Webworker: "Come back to us. We're right here, amigo!"

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 08, 2015 11:20 PM (OQ9R7)

206 Well, all, I have now accomplished something that I've been thinking of doing for some weeks -- I have deconstructed a "Chick-fil-A Spicy Chicken sandwich (sans pickles), added ingredients, and ended up with Chick-fil-A parmigiana with two round cheesy garlic breads. It was pretty good.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:20 PM (EzgxV)

207 "Which bigfoot hunters you guys talking about?"



I'm talking about the ones with the show "Finding Bigfoot." They went down south to your part of the world looking for the "Yowi" or some such.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:21 PM (Tsw/P)

208 otho!

Bought the Dressed All Over box set yet?

Watched Season 9 over the weekend. A bonus feature of it is the whole "Live in Fuckin' Dublin" special is included. I have not watched that yet but I'm saving it for when I need a good pick-me-up.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:21 PM (1PVlv)

209 Well at least someone else around here has a Quad.

Posted by: Urdnot Wrex at June 08, 2015 11:21 PM (zt+N6)

210 People who do photoshop some funny things with photoshop with Obama with American Pharaoh.

Obama lifting American Pharaoh with a caption "My greatest accomplishment."

or Obama sitting backwards on the horse "The real horses a**"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 11:22 PM (9HoBs)

211 First the Amtrak Bacon Massacre now this ...

@WashTimes
Truck carrying 2,200 pigs overturns on Ohio highway:

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2015 11:22 PM (uctT+)

212 That was the red one, right? It would play tones and you to copy them back to it.

Yep, it had four or five games. One melody game like Simon, tictactoe, and some pattern one's.

Posted by: bananaDream at June 08, 2015 11:23 PM (vLk7c)

213 oh man, pig haulers are the worst thing to get stuck behind.

Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 08, 2015 11:23 PM (dKT8G)

214 It was pretty good.
Posted by: cthulhu
----------------

For some of us, it has been 5 hrs. since we dined. It is abusive of you to speak of these things.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 11:23 PM (9mTYi)

215 The court will acquiesce and judge that 'the state' also means the national government.

They'll find some emanating penumbra.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2015 11:23 PM (W5DcG)

216 Woo hoo!

Speaking of Animal Planet, they're having a Caturday this week.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:23 PM (1PVlv)

217 Seriously, the past six years have amounted to a refresher course in the hard geopolitical lesson of the 1970s.

To wit: American security guarantees are worthless, because the Democratic Party is fundamentally untrustworthy and will inhibit or flush away all such guarantees if they believe it to be in their immediate political interest at any given time.

Including having Democrats going back on security guarantees originally provided by Democratic presidents!

JFK and LBJ repeatedly stressed the American commitment to the independence and defense of South Vietnam. When Democrats got the chance in 1974-75, they promptly pulled the plug on Saigon.

Bill Clinton said that newly independent Ukraine should give up their former Soviet nukes in exchange for an ironclad American guarantee of Ukraine's territorial sovereignty. The very next Democratic president after Clinton completely ignored that solemn commitment, as Russia carved off chunk after bloody chunk of Ukrainian soil.

This undercutting of the trust which allies repose in the USA will have long-term consequences. Nasty ones. A lot of people are going to die. Oh joy.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 08, 2015 11:23 PM (noWW6)

218 Truck carrying 2,200 pigs overturns on Ohio highway:

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2015 11:22 PM (uctT+)



I saw that on twitter earlier. Apparently there are piglets running loose all over the place.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015 11:23 PM (GEICT)

219 Two thousand pigs?

Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 11:23 PM (MQEz6)

220 Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2015 11:22 PM (uctT+)

Shredded BBQ pork sandwiches. When life hands you lemons,........add vodka

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:24 PM (H8DsL)

221 Fill the freezer, quick!!!

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:24 PM (kCq6U)

222 Truck carrying 2,200 pigs overturns on Ohio highway:>>>

That is a big Fing truck.

Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 11:24 PM (+1K+6)

223 Remember when "The Media" did some math and called the sum of the parts what it was and coined the term "StagFlation"-?

They'll not make that mistake again.

...they'll never allow another Reagan.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 08, 2015 11:24 PM (OQ9R7)

224 Truck carrying 2,200 pigs overturns on Ohio highway:
Posted by: weft cut-loop
--------------------------

That's a lot of hogwash

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 11:24 PM (9mTYi)

225 otho, remember when Ace posted a thread a couple years back with the pic of S.E. Cupp wearing a shirt that said something about "Squatchy"? It's that show.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:25 PM (1PVlv)

226 Nobody watches the Sasquatch show if they think the yahoos on it are just goofing around. Gotta be invested 100% to sell it. Same shit with the ghost hunter shows.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 08, 2015 11:25 PM (7RXcs)

227 That is a big Fing truck.


Posted by: Robinson
****

Maybe they were riding....piggybacked!

(runs away)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2015 11:25 PM (F0Cog)

228 --Finding Bigfoot, on Animal Planet right now.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:19 PM

Ah, I see. I know a bit about this stuff. They're not believers, nor short a few fries. Though they are invested... in the $$$ they get. They know there's no bigfoot. It's mostly a game of make believe for shits and giggles at the lower levels and for $$$ at the upper. There's always enough of the gullble to keep it going.

Posted by: otho at June 08, 2015 11:25 PM (tBSrv)

229 198


I think Maet and cooth are squirting.

Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 08, 2015 11:17 PM (AY/iP)


Fat, dumb, and insulting well-respected mods is no way to go through life, son.....

Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:25 PM (EzgxV)

230 231
Truck carrying 2,200 pigs overturns on Ohio highway:

Posted by: weft cut-loop

--------------------------



That's a lot of hogwash

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 11:24 PM (9mTYi)

i bet someone sueys

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 11:26 PM (0O7c5)

231 "Two thousand pigs?"


Heh. Yeah. I don't know how one truck carries that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:26 PM (Tsw/P)

232 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2015 11:25 PM (F0Cog)

Hog wild?.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:26 PM (H8DsL)

233 America used to make steel. For batteries and stuff.

Now we just steal. From those who earn and give it away.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 08, 2015 11:11 PM (+Ku4Q)


We still make lots of steel.

Posted by: A. Guy at June 08, 2015 11:26 PM (d6iMX)

234 In honor of American Pharaoh's Triple Crown, Barack & Reggie will be recreating the running of the races.

Obama will play the part of American Pharaoh & Reggie will be playing the part of the jockey. It will not be completely accurate though, as Reggie will be riding bareback.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 08, 2015 11:27 PM (KghRQ)

235 Heh. Yeah. I don't know how one truck carries that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:26 PM (Tsw/P)




I saw that on twitter earlier. Apparently there are piglets running loose all over the place.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015 11:23 PM (GEICT)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015 11:27 PM (GEICT)

236 Maybe they were riding....piggybacked!
>>>

I vote this the daily pun winner.

Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 11:27 PM (+1K+6)

237 Cthulhu,
I don't eat fast food much any more, but I used to get a Hardees chicken sandwich and their ham & cheese.
Combine the two to make a fairly decent cordon bleu sammy. Edible, anyway.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 08, 2015 11:27 PM (1Nkl8)

238 First the Amtrak Bacon Massacre now this ...

@WashTimes
Truck carrying 2,200 pigs overturns on Ohio highway


First an egg shortage then a bacon backup.
What next?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2015 11:27 PM (W5DcG)

239 153 They are believers. Or just heavily invested.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015

Or a few fries short of a Happy Meal,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:10 PM (H8DsL)


Oh, they make big bank on Squatchin. They have "expeditions" every month that cost about $300-500 a person for the weekend.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 08, 2015 11:27 PM (+Fae7)

240 cthulhu, we demand you share that recipe. Does Chick Fil-A keep their batter recipe secret?

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:27 PM (1PVlv)

241 I saw that on twitter earlier. Apparently there are piglets running loose all over the place.

Oh, bother.

Posted by: Winnie the Pooh at June 08, 2015 11:28 PM (UVfht)

242 Obama brought Israel and Saudi Arabia together!

Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 11:28 PM (MQEz6)

243
229 Truck carrying 2,200 pigs overturns on Ohio highway:>>>That is a big Fing truck.
Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 11:24 PM (+1K+6)


400 dead in Semi accident on Ohio Highway.

Posted by: Urdnot Wrex at June 08, 2015 11:28 PM (zt+N6)

244 So did they already put AtC on retainer to write 'The Best Electronic Toys of 2015?'




*my account was hacked.


Evenin horde.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 08, 2015 11:28 PM (XAFOu)

245 you got yourselves an oinker convoy, if you can hold onto it

--Ben Franklin

Posted by: derit at June 08, 2015 11:28 PM (jT+gh)

246 Good night, Gracies.

I'm falling asleep at the

Posted by: mediocre websurfer - zzz at June 08, 2015 11:28 PM (ACs58)

247 "check my privilege "! These people are nutso.
Posted by: jmel at June 08, 2015 11:04 PM (8z98s)


So, white privilege means minorities can get a free pass on bad behavior?
The racism of low expectations.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2015 11:28 PM (NjBm8)

248 I liked the green Mattel football game.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 08, 2015 11:28 PM (xSCb6)

249 2k piglets on a truck, probably multilevel, each level one little piggy high. or in cages, stacked on a flat bed. We used to haul chickens that way in cages stacked to 13 -6 going over wolf creek pass.

Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 08, 2015 11:29 PM (dKT8G)

250 >>>I wonder why. I wonder why.


Posted by: Jakee308 at June 08, 2015 11:19 PM (zRby/)<<<

Go on...



Posted by: the NSA just an average sock at June 08, 2015 11:29 PM (xsnUW)

251 hi all
ugh

Posted by: chemjeff at June 08, 2015 11:29 PM (2XMpf)

252 Two Thousand Pigs off an Ohio freeway...?

We used to call that "The Polaris Amphitheater".

-Send All Joke-Money to Ace.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 08, 2015 11:29 PM (OQ9R7)

253 "Ah, I see. I know a bit about this stuff. They're not believers, nor
short a few fries. Though they are invested... in the $$$ they get."


Oh, can totally buy that. They (especially Moneymaker) are running a business and they gotta sell it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:29 PM (Tsw/P)

254
Are we to look forward to a race between Roslyn and Mooch to determine which Triple Crown winner has the Right Stuff?

As for the "accomplishment", I'd remind Sir Golfalot that "he didn't do that".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 08, 2015 11:30 PM (VLTL9)

255 Oh, bother.

Posted by: Winnie the Pooh at June 08, 2015 11:28 PM (UVfht)




*golf clap*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015 11:30 PM (GEICT)

256
250 Obama brought Israel and Saudi Arabia together!
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 11:28 PM (MQEz6)

Oil & water next step

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:30 PM (H8DsL)

257 Time for the old folk.

Remember, people, in spite of all this stuff, y'all are Americans,so the head is held HIGH.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2015 11:30 PM (jeCnD)

258 245
Cthulhu,

I don't eat fast food much any more, but I used to get a Hardees chicken sandwich and their ham cheese.

Combine the two to make a fairly decent cordon bleu sammy. Edible, anyway.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 08, 2015 11:27 PM (1Nkl


That actually sounds pretty decent. And if you're not in the mood for real cooking.....

Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:30 PM (EzgxV)

259 Wolf Creek? Holy Crap, I hope wasn't winter

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:30 PM (kCq6U)

260 night iron

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 11:31 PM (0O7c5)

261 Ah, I see. I know a bit about this stuff. They're not believers, nor short a few fries. Though they are invested... in the $$$ they get. They know there's no bigfoot. It's mostly a game of make believe for shits and giggles at the lower levels and for $$$ at the upper. There's always enough of the gullble to keep it going.
Posted by: otho at June 08, 2015 11:25 PM (tBSrv)


--So you're saying it's a fake reality show like The Office or TPB?

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:31 PM (1PVlv)

262 Crossover show of Finding Bigfoot and Ghost Hunters.

Money

Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 11:31 PM (MQEz6)

263 Obama got me a new car this weekend.

Hasn't happened since that evil BOOOOSH was in office.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 08, 2015 11:31 PM (XAFOu)

264 Nite IG

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:32 PM (H8DsL)

265 Night IG

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 08, 2015 11:32 PM (XAFOu)

266 Four pavehawks flew over Casa Y-not a little while ago. #jadeHelm

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at June 08, 2015 11:32 PM (RWGcK)

267 Note to Pfeiffer: Even Carter's horse was much faster than your's

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 11:33 PM (9mTYi)

268 I tip my hat, IG. Not too far behind you.

Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:33 PM (kCq6U)

269 Well what about Rocky Horror? Dr. Frank-n-furter was considered to be a comical excess, but Bruce Jenner's magazine cover is just begging for the first throbbing chords of "Sweet Transvestite". I'm surprised I haven't seen a parody cover that dresses him up like Tim Curry.

Posted by: Name Star at June 08, 2015 11:33 PM (dhgmu)

270 g'night, IG. See you around.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 08, 2015 11:34 PM (1Nkl8)

271 that clown under the bed is so creepy......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 11:34 PM (0O7c5)

272 You'd have an easier time finding Bigfoot than finding a real Obama accomplishment.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:34 PM (1PVlv)

273 Didn't you determine blah blah lesbian pron sites?
Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 08, 2015 11:29 PM (AY/iP)

***

Maet will be back soon. Looking forward to the whiff of Ozone...,

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 08, 2015 11:34 PM (XrHO0)

274 Obama got me a new car this weekend.
>>>

good for you but he still hasn't paid the mortgage on my rental apartment.

Posted by: 15 minutes of fame Obama lover at June 08, 2015 11:34 PM (+1K+6)

275 Woo hoo! I'm free! I'm free! I'm -*splat*-

Posted by: Babe escaping from overturned truck at June 08, 2015 11:34 PM (KghRQ)

276 It'll probably conflict with hockey but that Treetop Cat Rescue show looks adorbs.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:35 PM (1PVlv)

277 By the way, Baffert said the horse will get 200 mares a year. And IIRC a stud at that level costs about a third of a million dollars per mare.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2015 11:15 PM (NjBm



The guy that jacks that horse off is gonna be tired as shit for the next few years.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 08, 2015 11:35 PM (+Fae7)

278 'piglets on a truck, probably multilevel, each level one little piggy
high. or in cages, stacked on a flat bed. We used to haul chickens that
way in cages stacked to 13 -6 going over wolf creek pass"


That is the only way. Double deck and caged. Still don't buy it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:35 PM (Tsw/P)

279 >>Truck carrying 2,200 pigs overturns on Ohio highway:

Posted by: weft cut-loop

Were they on the way to a feminist convention?

Posted by: Aviator at June 08, 2015 11:35 PM (sQzB6)

280 Is Ban Bossy still a thing?

What Soros think tank comes up with this stuff?

Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 11:35 PM (MQEz6)

281 Well what about Rocky Horror? Dr. Frank-n-furter was considered to be a comical excess, but Bruce Jenner's magazine cover is just begging for the first throbbing chords of "Sweet Transvestite". I'm surprised I haven't seen a parody cover that dresses him up like Tim Curry.

Posted by: Name Star at June 08, 2015 11:33 PM (dhgmu)


It was considered over-the-top & unrealistic forty years ago.

What, which is considered today to be over-the-top and unrealistic, will be mandated in forty years?

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 08, 2015 11:36 PM (7YlUk)

282
287 By the way, Baffert said the horse will get 200 mares a year. And IIRC a stud at that level costs about a third of a million dollars per mare.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2015 11:15 PM (NjBm



The guy that jacks that horse off is gonna be tired as shit for the next few years.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 08, 2015 11:35 PM (+Fae7)

He followed his dream and never gave up.

Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 11:36 PM (MQEz6)

283 Posted by: Name Star at June 08, 2015 11:33 PM (dhgmu

Just did an image search of 'Tim curry Bruce Jenner'

Don't.


But I noticed some unfunny comedian with a Brit accent thinks Jenner is being bullied.

Can I be bullied? Please?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 08, 2015 11:36 PM (XAFOu)

284 First an egg shortage then a bacon backup.
What next?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.


American Pharoah gets delivered to a Hollywood producer's bed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2015 11:36 PM (uctT+)

285 248
cthulhu, we demand you share that recipe. Does Chick Fil-A keep their batter recipe secret?

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:27 PM (1PVlv)


Nothin' easier -- take Chick-fil-A chicken out of sammich and put in large low bowl (like pasta bowl). Take tiny $0.33 can of tomato sauce and pour over. Add herbs and garlic to taste, then cover with Walmart Italian-style shredded cheese. Nuke until cheese melted.

Garlic breads -- toast lightly to stiffen 'em up. In a separate bowl, melt sufficient butter. Mix in granulated garlic or garlic powder to taste, cool and dilute with some EVOO, add parmesan cheese until like a paste, cover tops of bread with mixture, broil on tinfoil on a baking sheet (so you don't have to wash the baking sheet) until tips are browned.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:37 PM (EzgxV)

286 289 They were going to the LGBT conference to listen to Hillary.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 08, 2015 11:37 PM (KghRQ)

287 "Obama got me a new car this weekend."


You on the Welfare?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:37 PM (Tsw/P)

288 Ray-O-Vac: When you absolutely need to locate the evil clown hiding under your child's crib.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 08, 2015 11:37 PM (Wo9OY)

289 286 It'll probably conflict with hockey but that Treetop Cat Rescue show looks adorbs.
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11

Adorbs? Yikes

I hear a 20 gauge 3" 4 shot brings them down without harming the delicate foliage of the tree

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:37 PM (H8DsL)

290
C.W. McCall : Wolf Creek Pass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6LzWZYWpOU

Clearance to the twelve foot line, and we had them chickens stacked to 13-9

I have been over that pass twice, once in a big truck with no jake as I remember it.

Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 08, 2015 11:37 PM (dKT8G)

291 Video and story of the Piglet accident is at whio.com. They think about 400 are dead.

Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2015 11:38 PM (zt+N6)

292 Those squatchy guys sure are crazy.

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukookoolos at June 08, 2015 11:38 PM (xsnUW)

293 O Boar Where Art Thou?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 08, 2015 11:39 PM (+4uXG)

294

good for you but he still hasn't paid the mortgage on my rental apartment.

Posted by: 15 minutes of fame Obama lover at June 08, 2015 11:34 PM (+1K+6)

I think my bank account got hacked. The same day I bought it I noticed less money in my account.

What the fuck?!?

Save me Hillary! You're my only hope.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 08, 2015 11:39 PM (XAFOu)

295 Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:37 PM (EzgxV)


--Ah, you used actual Hate Chicken. For some reason I inferred that you reverse-engineered their recipe.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:39 PM (1PVlv)

296 Posted by: Winnie the Pooh at June 08, 2015 11:28 PM (UVfht)

I'm only one person, but I nominate that as thread winner. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 11:39 PM (9HoBs)

297 Thanks for the sentiment. **sniff**
Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 08, 2015 11:36 PM (AY/iP)

***

Got to work early tomorrow, but looking forward to seeing none of your droppings left here when I check back, Ira.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 08, 2015 11:40 PM (cIoI4)

298 The smell of fresh piglet kill will bring out at least a dozen Squatch.

Yeah, seen that plenty a times.

Squatch love piglet.

Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 11:40 PM (MQEz6)

299 "Remember when 'The Media' did some math and called the sum of the parts what it was and coined the term 'StagFlation'-? They'll not make that mistake again."

Neither will Fedzilla.

Something not well realized is that since the original era of stagflation, how both the official original definition of inflation and the official original definition of GDP have been extensively and repeatedly redefined.

If you were a nasty cynical person, you might postulate that all such changes to the definition of inflation have been such as to make inflation appear smaller, and all such changes to the definition of GDP have been such as to make GDP appear larger.

And if you were to advance such postulates, you would be correct.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 08, 2015 11:40 PM (noWW6)

300 I doubt the Iranian rumors about Kerry's accident being not an accident, but is it not odd we are not getting updates via doctors on hospital steps, or pictures of Mrs Heinz rushing to see him? Just seems odd. Makes me wonder if we are being lied to.

Posted by: Baldy at June 08, 2015 11:40 PM (sEXjW)

301 249
I saw that on twitter earlier. Apparently there are piglets running loose all over the place.

Oh, bother.


Posted by: Winnie the Pooh at June 08, 2015 11:28 PM (UVfht)


Nice contender for "Best Sock of the Night".

Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:41 PM (EzgxV)

302 I hear a 20 gauge 3" 4 shot brings them down without harming the delicate foliage of the tree
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
---------------

Wrecks the pelts.
#6 shot, 2 3/4", .410 is just right.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 11:41 PM (9mTYi)

303 "Clearance to the twelve foot line, and we had them chickens stacked to 13-9"


Heh.


Just up until that folio-alluminated knob slipped off in your hand.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:41 PM (Tsw/P)

304 I have the land. I may have to talk to the kids next door and see if getting a couple pigs and chickens that I pay them to care for is cheaper than retail. I'm way too lazy to be a farmer.

Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 11:41 PM (+1K+6)

305 Coincidence? The squatchy guys are talking about scattered dead pigs.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:41 PM (1PVlv)

306 Adorbs? Yikes

Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 08, 2015 11:38 PM (AY/iP)

--I'm using that word ironically, like when Ace writes "totes." I would never actually utter that word.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:42 PM (1PVlv)

307 The driver was on the road with his fiancee. Wonder if he was getting a little bit of the highway delight when he lost control.

Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2015 11:42 PM (zt+N6)

308 319 Adorbs? Yikes

Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 08, 2015 11:38 PM (AY/iP)

--I'm using that word ironically, like when Ace writes "totes." I would never actually utter that word.
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:42 PM

Whatevs

//////

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:43 PM (H8DsL)

309 312
I doubt the Iranian rumors about Kerry's accident being not an accident,
but is it not odd we are not getting updates via doctors on hospital
steps, or pictures of Mrs Heinz rushing to see him? Just seems odd.
Makes me wonder if we are being lied to.


Posted by: Baldy at June 08, 2015 11:40 PM (sEXjW)

that camera whore has been absent too long for just a broken leg

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 11:43 PM (0O7c5)

310 maybe he's getting some more work done

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 11:43 PM (0O7c5)

311 298 "Obama got me a new car this weekend."


You on the Welfare?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:37 PM (Tsw/P)

Is that where you go to bed early and wake up early and walk past folks hanging out all day to produce a product/service for compensation from the public sector?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 08, 2015 11:43 PM (XAFOu)

312 320 The driver was on the road with his fiancee. Wonder if he was getting a little bit of the highway delight when he lost control.
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2015 11:42 PM (zt+N6)


Or maybe using his piss jug.


Way of the Road.

Posted by: Ray at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (1PVlv)

313 that camera whore has been absent too long for just a broken leg
Posted by: phoenixgirl
------------

Doesn't want to be seen without his makeup on.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (9mTYi)

314 310 The smell of fresh piglet kill will bring out at least a dozen Squatch.

Yeah, seen that plenty a times.

Squatch love piglet.
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 11:40 PM (MQEz6)


Bobo says that Squatches really love donuts, because he loves donuts, and it is a scientific fact that Squatches like what he likes to eat.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (+Fae7)

315 --So you're saying it's a fake reality show like The Office or TPB?

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:31 PM

Sort of. It's more like "Mountain Monsters". Except MM is more honest in it's bullshit. They at least are obviously just pretending and actually take guns and build traps and shit, but, just get outclassed by the monsters every time. "Finding Bigfoot" is typical bigfoot bullshit. Go to a "squatchy area"... get close to bigfoot, then... just leave. Tune in next week when they also "see bigfoot" then just fuck off back to the motel. The people on "Finding Bigfoot" might have been believers, back in the day, when they were gillible rubes themselves. But, they're not now.

Posted by: otho at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (tBSrv)

316 As far as restrooms go, businesses are just going to install single use "pods", or stop providing restrooms at all.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (Wo9OY)

317
323 maybe he's getting some more work done
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 11:43 PM (0O7c5)

Jane Kerry

Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (MQEz6)

318 As for big agricultural truck accidents, you haven't lived until you've seen the aftermath of a couple of hundred heavily populated bee hives being dumped beside a busy interstate by an overturning semi.

The traffic jam forms. People's cars start overheating or running out of gas, they turn them off, they climb out to crane their necks and peer ahead and try to figure out how long the wait will be.

And then.

Fun for the whole family!

Posted by: torquewrench at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (noWW6)

319 Not that anybody gives a rip, but I finally figured out (I think) the photo of Winston Churchill in yesterday's book thread. Aristotle Onassis is driving and both his wife and Maria Callas are in back, with a somewhat uncomfortable Winston up front.

And the car? At first I thought it was a Goggomobil Dart, but it appears to be a Brusch Spatz. The microcars was carried on the Christina, Onassis' yacht.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (/WPPJ)

320 Squatch love piglet.

Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 11:40 PM (MQEz6)


And tigers love tuna fish sammiches. Absolutely crazy for them.

Posted by: Calvin at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (JO9+V)

321
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
---------------

Wrecks the pelts.
#6 shot, 2 3/4", .410 is just right.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June

Now you're going to cat hell with me.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (H8DsL)

322 Fuck. Private sector.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 08, 2015 11:45 PM (XAFOu)

323 323 Just call me...Tonya.

Posted by: New, improved John Kerry at June 08, 2015 11:45 PM (KghRQ)

324 Kerry?

Theresa is strokey and isnt rushing anywhere. She hast spoken publically in years. And very rarely photographed now

Kerry is in traction and is too vain to be photographed like that. Plus pain meds

Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:45 PM (zOTsN)

325 Jane Kerry

Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (MQEz6)
he always felt like a mare

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 11:45 PM (0O7c5)

326 "Coincidence? The squatchy guys are talking about scattered dead pigs."


Were a Sasquatch to exist I'd think some piglet would be good eating. Dumb, vulnerable, plentiful. They travel in little packs of 10-15.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:45 PM (Tsw/P)

327 Or maybe using his piss jug. Way of the Road.
Posted by: Ray at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (1PVlv)


Gatorade bottle or a large drink cup from a fast food restaurant? Which would you go for.

Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2015 11:46 PM (zt+N6)

328 287
By the way, Baffert said the horse will get 200 mares a year. And IIRC a
stud at that level costs about a third of a million dollars per mare.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2015 11:15 PM (NjBm







The guy that jacks that horse off is gonna be tired as shit for the next few years.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 08, 2015 11:35 PM (+Fae7)


Gushka's got a truly hilarious anecdote about the process -- but by the time she was done with telling it, everyone in the restaurant was staring at our table. I'm not sure if it was because we were laughing so hard or because of the subject matter.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:46 PM (EzgxV)

329 Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this piggy for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad pig. Swallow you whole. And we gotta do it quick, but it's not gonna be pleasant. I'll find him for three thousand, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates. Ten thousand for me by myself. For that you get the pink fuzzy head, the squiggly tail, the whole damn thing.

Posted by: Captain Quint at June 08, 2015 11:46 PM (+4uXG)

330 >>Makes me wonder if we are being lied to.

Yeah, just strange. Maybe it's worse than a leg break, cancer or something, and they're scrambling to nail down a replacement to continue the Iran deal (because: priorities!) without having to appear weak in the press.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 11:46 PM (k2QA3)

331 Thanks for the sentiment. **sniff**
Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 08, 2015 11:36 PM (AY/iP)

****

I'm done and gone. Reminder not to click any links from posters you do not know. Particularly, ant iteration of this one. Be well all.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 08, 2015 11:46 PM (XrHO0)

332 "I doubt the Iranian rumors about Kerry's accident being not an accident, but is it not odd we are not getting updates via doctors on hospital steps, or pictures of Mrs Heinz rushing to see him?"

The last place that Teh-RAH-sa Heinz Kerry was seen rushing to was the liquor cabinet.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 08, 2015 11:47 PM (noWW6)

333
Obama gave us our Triple Crown Winner???

Truly he is most beneficent.

Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2015 11:47 PM (MDgS8)

334 ..."If you were a nasty cynical person, you might postulate that all such changes to the definition of inflation have been such as to make inflation appear smaller, and all such changes to the definition of GDP have been such as to make GDP appear larger.

And if you were to advance such postulates, you would be correct.
"
-Posted by: torquewrench at June 08, 2015 11:40 PM (noWW6)

Was it not "One Gallon of Gas and a Basket of Everyday Groceries"-?

...and GDP was a function of +/-?

I'm just going to be nasty and cynical Because Math.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (OQ9R7)

335 you haven't lived until you've seen the aftermath of a couple of hundred
heavily populated bee hives being dumped beside a busy interstate by an
overturning semi.>>>

Bees can fly why do people put them on trucks?

Posted by: Global warming believer at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (+1K+6)

336 The guy that jacks that horse off is gonna be tired as shit for the next few years.

If that's your job and someone calls you a "jerk-off", how do you defend yourself?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (UVfht)

337 "Is that where you go to bed early and wake up early and walk past folks
hanging out all day to produce a product/service for compensation from
the public sector?"


Nah, just givin you shit. You said you came about an Obama-car. How so? Damn you're sensitive.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (Tsw/P)

338 Kerry Kerry? Sounds plausible. A broken leg turns into a whacked off winkie

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (H8DsL)

339 Ashley, have you seen the TPB episode where the boys think they're going to get a big payday for bagging a sasquatch but it turns out to be Sam Losco?

Posted by: Ray at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (1PVlv)

340 I got caught behind a load of bees. They had a hole in the net and damn bees were getting out, and going right on my windshield. Couldn't get away from that truck.

You can't slow down either. You have a schedule to make and the difference between 60 and 63 is lunch.

Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (dKT8G)

341 femur breaks are a big deal. not a regular leg break. plus he is elderly

Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (zOTsN)

342 Watch the language please.

I don't understand these words in this order, on this site.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (IL4eR)

343 >>Obama gave us our Triple Crown Winner???
Truly he is most beneficent.

Can't wait 'till he decides to rename the days of the week after himself.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 11:49 PM (k2QA3)

344 It sounds to me that many the piglets didn't necessarily die from being hit by cars, but because of the stress of being overturned while in crates and overheating, Poor things.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 11:49 PM (9HoBs)

345 248 Does Chick Fil-A keep their batter recipe secret?

Kenji at Serious Eats got all SJWy at Chick-Fil-A back when all the left was having a conniption fits and came up with a good home recipe so him and his fellow travelers could avoid the unpeople and their thought crimes.

Go to the Serious Eats website and search for Chick-Fil-A and you should find it.

Posted by: bananaDream at June 08, 2015 11:49 PM (vLk7c)

346 You know if that ad were to appear in a magazine today the grievance councils would be a bitchin' about how unsafe that crib is.

Posted by: Tuna at June 08, 2015 11:49 PM (JSovD)

347 "Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll
catch this piggy for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad pig. Swallow
you whole. And we gotta do it quick, but it's not gonna be pleasant.
I'll find him for three thousand, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for
ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive,
then ante up. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates. Ten
thousand for me by myself. For that you get the pink fuzzy head, the
squiggly tail, the whole damn thing.

Posted by: Captain Quint"

Obligatory link to the pic of the 700 pound wild pig shot in North Carolina.

http://tinyurl.com/lezb53k

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 08, 2015 11:50 PM (Wo9OY)

348 "The microcars was carried on the Christina, Onassis' yacht."

Where the seats in the bar were upholstered in whale foreskin.

Not making this up. Onassis owned a large whaling fleet, in addition to the world's largest private collection of tankers.

Last I had heard, some private consortium had bought the yacht and were renting it out after refurbishment. One wonders if they kept the seat fabric.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 08, 2015 11:50 PM (noWW6)

349 That's what gets me about these cryptid fanatics: The *known* fauna in the world are fascinating enough. Instead of looking for skunk apes, how about finding out if the Sumatran tiger is still living in the wild?

Posted by: Ray at June 08, 2015 11:50 PM (1PVlv)

350 we need a bunny boiler

Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:50 PM (zOTsN)

351 "Ciao!

Posted by: Mister Rabbit"


Something has my ears up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:51 PM (Tsw/P)

352
Or maybe using his piss jug.


Way of the Road.
Posted by: Ray at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (1PVlv)


PULLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R020sGRaM5Y

Posted by: Ricky at June 08, 2015 11:51 PM (+Fae7)

353
356 femur breaks are a big deal. not a regular leg break. plus he is elderly
Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM

Should we put him out of his misery?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:51 PM (H8DsL)

354 356
If the bone broke the skin..infections, infections, infections. Not to mention the pain if the femur was exposed to the air.

Posted by: Tuna at June 08, 2015 11:51 PM (JSovD)

355 20
Oh, and I hope that Dan Pfeiffer tweet was a joke, because it's
obviously ridiculous to think that the racehorse's win has anything at
all to do with who is president.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2015 10:40 PM (NjBm

You didn't see the unicorn in the winners circle?

Posted by: ZipNip at June 08, 2015 11:52 PM (HtUkt)

356 we need a bunny boiler>>>

Um no. Been there done that

Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 11:52 PM (+1K+6)

357 >>femur breaks are a big deal. not a regular leg break. plus he is elderly

And apparently does not interest our press. You'd think someone might ask about him.....

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 11:52 PM (k2QA3)

358 we need a bunny boiler
Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:50 PM (zOTsN)

****

Where is Glynn Close when you need her?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 08, 2015 11:52 PM (3F6F8)

359 Monday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/607953392896348160

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/607953557766012928

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/607953704046567425

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/607953969160134656

Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2015 11:52 PM (GrXXa)

360 Skookumchuk - Do you have any links for that car info?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 11:52 PM (9mTYi)

361
359 It sounds to me that many the piglets didn't necessarily die from being hit by cars, but because of the stress of being overturned while in crates and overheating, Poor things.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 11:49 PM (9HoBs)


Yeah the story at WHIO said that they might have to euthanize a bunch of them because of the stress. They've caught about 1,500 and said most of those aren't showing any stress at the nearby county fairgrounds. But there are already 400 dead. So that means there are around 300 little bacon bits on legs running around Xenia.

Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2015 11:52 PM (zt+N6)

362 Should we put him out of his misery?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:51 PM (H8DsL)


Put him out of our misery.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 08, 2015 11:53 PM (o4QuK)

363 362 You know if that ad were to appear in a magazine today the grievance councils would be a bitchin' about how unsafe that crib is.
Posted by: Tuna at June 08, 2015 11:49 PM (JSovD)

Not in a Planned Parenthood world

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:53 PM (H8DsL)

364 Whoops....dayum sock.

Posted by: BignJames at June 08, 2015 11:53 PM (HtUkt)

365 "Should we put him out of his misery?"



I ain't "saying," just sayin'.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:53 PM (Tsw/P)

366 The Kerry accident is way odd.

why is nobody covering it?

Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 08, 2015 11:53 PM (D0Tns)

367 They shoulda called a pro like ol' Jack Burton. I'd have wee wee weed those little piggies all the way home. Good drvin'... it's all in the reflexes.

Posted by: Jack Burton and the Pork Chop Express at June 08, 2015 11:53 PM (xsnUW)

368 Kerry is wherever Ben Bishop and Bigfoot are. State secrets, all!

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:54 PM (1PVlv)

369 Evening morons, how fares the horde?

Night 6/6. Darwin is definitely giving it his all tonight.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 08, 2015 11:54 PM (b2cFu)

370 So Les Nessman is at WHIO now?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:54 PM (H8DsL)

371 350
you haven't lived until you've seen the aftermath of a couple of hundred

heavily populated bee hives being dumped beside a busy interstate by an

overturning semi.>>>

Bees can fly why do people put them on trucks?


Posted by: Global warming believer at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (+1K+6)


One of the fun things from the beekeeping class.....it is very bad to move a hive a distance of more than two feet and less than two miles. It has to do with when bees switch navigation modes -- you will significantly stress the hive and lose a fuckton of bees if you move the hive 20 feet -- but you can pick it up (at night), seal the entrances, drive it 300 miles, and open it up....and they'll be fine.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:55 PM (EzgxV)

372 Poster for new MATT DAMON scifi flick:

"Bring him home"

BWAHAAHAHAHAHAH!~

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2015 11:55 PM (uctT+)

373 >>Oh, and I hope that Dan Pfeiffer tweet was a joke

Sadly, I don't think so.
Probably programmed to immediately spin breaking news, any news, to fluff/flatter Obama after so many years on his staff (heh).
These jerks also think they're really good at spin - like the time Jen PSaki said Obama doesn't give himself enough credit for all of his foreign policy successes.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 11:55 PM (k2QA3)

374 If that's your job and someone calls you a "jerk-off", how do you defend yourself?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (UVfht)


You tell them just how dangerous being a jerk-off is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTAz1Tj1zQc

I guess NSFW

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 08, 2015 11:56 PM (+Fae7)

375 Bottle is empty so time for bed before I sober up. Good night.

Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 11:56 PM (+1K+6)

376 >>>femur breaks are a big deal. not a regular leg break. plus he is elderly

"And apparently does not interest our press. You'd think someone might ask about him....."

It's going to be like "The Commissar Vanishes".

One morning, the teevee news will be referring to Secretary of State Samantha Power. As though this had always previously been the case.

Next up after the break, the latest on the Kardashians!

Posted by: torquewrench at June 08, 2015 11:56 PM (noWW6)

377 Mike, 376 - not handy. Lots of microcar info sites, though. The problem with conclusively identifying some of these models is that production could be very limited and some makers didn't produce any two alike.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 08, 2015 11:56 PM (/WPPJ)

378 Nite Robinson

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:57 PM (H8DsL)

379 Bone-Pain is the freaking worst. I've had "nagging" nerve-pain and whining knee-pain.

Breaking a bone, (especially the femur), has to be the ultimate in exquisite pain.

P.S.: Fuck Cancer.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 08, 2015 11:57 PM (OQ9R7)

380 321 319 Adorbs? Yikes 

Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 08, 2015 11:38 PM (AY/iP) 

--I'm using that word ironically, like when Ace writes "totes." I would never actually utter that word. 
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:42 PM

Whatevs
----------------------------
Y'all are cray cray.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 08, 2015 11:57 PM (1Nkl8)

381 Knew a lady who'd dad worked for Ray-O-Vac upper-upper management. She went to Berkley, learned nothing, despised her father for working his ass off to keep her and her family in the very best of conditions and lifestyle, education, and upbringing, and she apparently only forgave him for being a money grubbing, running dog capitalist when he got old and sick and she stood to inherit.

Hated that woman, I cannot abide betrayal and I despise an idealist hypocrite.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2015 11:57 PM (3pRHP)

382
390 If that's your job and someone calls you a "jerk-off", how do you defend yourself? Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (UVfht) You tell them just how dangerous being a jerk-off is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTAz1Tj1zQc I guess NSFW
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 08, 2015 11:56 PM (+Fae7)


"Yeah, but at least I get paid to do it. What's your excuse?" Seems like a possible comeback.

Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2015 11:57 PM (zt+N6)

383 These jerks also think they're really good at spin -
like the time Jen PSaki said Obama doesn't give himself enough credit
for all of his foreign policy successes.


Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 11:55 PM (k2QA3)

Doesn't place enough blame for his failures, either.

Posted by: BignJames at June 08, 2015 11:57 PM (HtUkt)

384 One of the fun things from the beekeeping class.....it is very bad to move a hive a distance of more than two feet and less than two miles. It has to do with when bees switch navigation modes [/o]

They must lose the lock on the satellite.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2015 11:58 PM (W5DcG)

385 You'd sure want to have a gun if you were anywhere near a 500 lb hog, because taking a walk in the woods without anything it'd be scary as hell and dangerous to run across that otherwise.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 11:58 PM (9HoBs)

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2015 11:58 PM (W5DcG)

387 Quick pit-stop into the ONT to see who's out and about tonight. I shan't stay long, but hello to any 'rons or 'ettes who remember me from the bad old days.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 08, 2015 11:58 PM (AaZLR)

388 PULLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R020sGRaM5Y
Posted by: Ricky at June 08, 2015 11:51 PM (+Fae7)


--Saw that for the first time Friday. Hilarious. Piss Jug Alley. And the episode was simply named "Piss"..

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:58 PM (1PVlv)

389 One of my long ago co-workers, Peter Oliphant, did some of the circuit design on that Mattel LED Football game. He and another guy at Cinemaware were in the same graduating class at Hollywood High but never knew each other until decades later.

Posted by: Epobirs at June 08, 2015 11:58 PM (IdCqF)

390 354 Ashley, have you seen the TPB episode where the boys think they're going to get a big payday for bagging a sasquatch but it turns out to be Sam Losco?
Posted by: Ray at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (1PVlv)


I just started watching that episode the other night and got to the part where they found out that the Samsquanch is Sam.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 08, 2015 11:59 PM (+Fae7)

391 Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 08, 2015 11:57 PM (1Nkl

High Five

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:59 PM (H8DsL)

392 So otho, it may be that Finding Bigfoot is like when Michael Scott tried to do Survivor Man. LMAO

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:59 PM (1PVlv)

393 367
"Ciao!



Posted by: Mister Rabbit"


Something has my ears up.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:51 PM (Tsw/P)


It's just Ira, being all fawning and pretending to be nice and all, until he starts the "youtube, youtube, tinyurl, youtube, youtube, malware, youtube, youtube, tinyurl" business. Y'know, mostly harmless -- unless you just got here and haven't ID'd him.

And, of course, whatever malware he dropped on you, he's got more himself -- plus syphilis from Carol.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:59 PM (EzgxV)

394 Doesn't place enough blame for his failures, either.

Brooks says he has no scandals.
Must not have any failures either.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2015 11:59 PM (W5DcG)

395 "why is nobody covering it?"

The MSM has no curiosity with this Admin. They just suck the cock their given.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 12:00 AM (Tsw/P)

396
Royal Jelly.

That's all I got on bees.

You eat royal jelly you'll be immortal. Good luck.

Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 12:00 AM (MDgS8)

397 "Matt Damon is trapped on Mars."

Not seeing the problem here.

Posted by: Epobirs at June 09, 2015 12:00 AM (IdCqF)

398 Re the brooks piece Reynolds commented on. These are not moral crusades these students are on, they are on a crusade to shit down all speech (and eventually thought) that runs contrary to their own. Their own being quite amoral (in the traditional sense). They have become bullies and the people in government right no hold those same beliefs and when they enforce it it is fascism.

Posted by: Shan at June 09, 2015 12:00 AM (O7Swd)

399 Out if Irongrampa's enormous shadow...

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 12:01 AM (OQ9R7)

400
If Matt is dead by the time we get there....well.....we tried.

Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 12:02 AM (MDgS8)

401 evidence please?
Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 09, 2015 12:01 AM (AY/iP)

***

This response.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 12:02 AM (XrHO0)

402 LMAO Animal Planet's website has a series called "Squatch and Learn". I doubt there will be much learning done if you watch that.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:02 AM (1PVlv)

403 nite coldbeer1

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 12:02 AM (0O7c5)

404 So assuming the cankles goes down in flames in 2016 the revigorated press will be checking out traffic violations, elementary school antics and any other bit of 'news' on the 2016 winner?


fab-u-lous

Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 09, 2015 12:02 AM (D0Tns)

405 About the football game not being included - I believe that was from the 80's.

Posted by: Shan at June 09, 2015 12:02 AM (O7Swd)

406 Sounds squatchy in here.

Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 12:03 AM (MDgS8)

407 Nite cb1

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:03 AM (H8DsL)

408 "Yeah the story at WHIO said that they might have to euthanize a bunch of
them because of the stress. They've caught about 1,500 and said most of
those aren't showing any stress at the nearby county fairgrounds."

Damn. That's a mighty good homing instinct those piglets got. Headed straight for the county fairgrounds....

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 09, 2015 12:03 AM (Wo9OY)

409 "plus syphilis from Carol."


Feel bad, cth. Didn't know what to make of all that. But, it's been made rather clear.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 12:03 AM (Tsw/P)

410 >>Re the brooks piece Reynolds commented on.

And Insty's pretty damning in his comments - usually has a light touch, a flippant "indeed" or "ya think?" Can telly when he is really pissed off at something, and this is definitely one of those things.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 12:03 AM (k2QA3)

411 cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:55 PM

How do you get away with moving bees during the day? The guy I got stuck behind was leaving a cloud of bees every time he stopped. He was losing a lot of bees.

Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 09, 2015 12:03 AM (dKT8G)

412 409 plus syphilis from Carol.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:59 PM (EzgxV

No, no, he gave the syphilis to carol.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:03 AM (Vm8WO)

413
You tell them just how dangerous being a jerk-off is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTAz1Tj1zQc

I guess NSFW

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 08, 2015 11:56 PM (+Fae7)


Normally I've got to pay good money to get that kind of treatment.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 09, 2015 12:03 AM (10ydV)

414 403
Quick pit-stop into the ONT to see who's out and about tonight. I shan't
stay long, but hello to any 'rons or 'ettes who remember me from the
bad old days.


Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 08, 2015 11:58 PM (AaZLR)


Great to see you!!! Wish I was headed out that way soon, but it doesn't look like I'll make it this summer.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 12:04 AM (EzgxV)

415 "
Sounds squatchy in here."


Are you a troll?



Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 12:04 AM (Tsw/P)

416 hey bebes!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 12:05 AM (0O7c5)

417 ...oof

"Out of Irongranpa's enormous shadow..."

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 12:05 AM (OQ9R7)

418 *waves to cooth*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:05 AM (kmtse)

419
Matt Damon is trapped on Mars and they're gonna go back and get in in less than thirty days.

Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 09, 2015 12:05 AM (dKT8G)

420 So otho, it may be that Finding Bigfoot is like when Michael Scott tried to do Survivor Man. LMAO

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:59 PM

Pretty much, yeah. Except Michael Scott was sincere. I respect the Mountain Monsters guys. It's a bit repetitive, but they're doing classic pranking (on the audience). FB is just lame.

Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 12:05 AM (tBSrv)

421 "Have a Republican in the White House so the media will actually start doing their jobs again," should be a statement uttered by every single candidate at least once at every even and every interview and once per debate minimum. Butit won't because stupid party.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 12:05 AM (zt+N6)

422
Ricardo I am a troll.

I fully admit it. They banned me but I endeavor to persevere.

For the children.

Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 12:06 AM (MDgS8)

423 Hiya SMFH
How are you tonight?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:06 AM (H8DsL)

424 >>>Should we put him out of his misery?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:51 PM (H8DsL)<<<

Give him a tanto (not the Lone Ranger buddy) and let him go hari-Kerry.

Posted by: a samurai at June 09, 2015 12:06 AM (xsnUW)

425 "Not seeing the problem here."



No, seems like a pretty good outcome.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 12:06 AM (Tsw/P)

426 Hi PG! I'm on the laptop, gotta see if i can get t9 to open in another window

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:07 AM (Vm8WO)

427 g'night, Slap.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 12:07 AM (1Nkl8)

428 Hi MisHum!

Watching Season 4 of Archer.

The word of the day is whordiot.

It's what the mattress girl is.

I love this show.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:07 AM (kmtse)

429 (((chi)))

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:07 AM (kmtse)

430 I stand corrected about the football game. Hubs remembers it in 78. I must have received it hand-me-down style.

Such was my life.

Posted by: Shan at June 09, 2015 12:07 AM (O7Swd)

431 Damn. That's a mighty good homing instinct those piglets got. Headed straight for the county fairgrounds....
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 09, 2015 12:03 AM (Wo9OY)


A quick thinking farmer ran over there and shouted "SOOEY!!!" and they all took off in that direction.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 12:08 AM (zt+N6)

432 Wow, I chased slap right out of here.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:08 AM (Vm8WO)

433 397 Knew a lady who'd dad worked for Ray-O-Vac upper-upper management. She went to Berkley, learned nothing, despised her father for working his ass off to keep her and her family in the very best of conditions and lifestyle, education, and upbringing, and she apparently only forgave him for being a money grubbing, running dog capitalist when he got old and sick and she stood to inherit.

Hated that woman, I cannot abide betrayal and I despise an idealist hypocrite.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2015 11:57 PM (3pRHP)


--Heh, reminds me of the Gilligan's Island episode I saw a few days ago where the two Soviet cosmonauts land on the island. Mr. Howell is wary of talking to them but Mrs. H tells him they might not be so bad. When Mr. Howell introduces himself, the 2 commies shout at him "Capitalist!" "Exploiter!" then Mr. H immediately says, "You were right, Lovie, they *are* friendly!"

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:08 AM (1PVlv)

434 "plus syphilis from Carol."

What does that mean? The only Caroll I can think of here is the nice woman who is a rose enthusiast

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 12:08 AM (9HoBs)

435 Mike, 376 - not handy. Lots of microcar info sites, though. The problem with conclusively identifying some of these models is that production could be very limited and some makers didn't produce any two alike.
Posted by: Skookumchuk
------------

Well, you were probably here when Alberta opined that it was likely a Shellete. I agree that the sides of the car and the pictured car strongly resemble the Shellete, but front end is different.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 12:08 AM (9mTYi)

436 I miss my football game.

I miss a lot of those 70s games.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:08 AM (kmtse)

437 imagine a devious person trolling ...

a devious person might do a lot of things...

a devious person might start a Kickstart/GoFundMe page to save MATT DAMON from Mars.

a devious person might laugh at the report: "MINIMUM NOT MET."

don't be a devious person.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 12:09 AM (uctT+)

438 "plus syphilis from Carol."

What does that mean? The only Caroll I can think of here is the nice woman who is a rose enthusiast
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
------------

Bad mime, from a poster displayed with last night's ONT.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 12:09 AM (9mTYi)

439 Crikies... back to the writing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 09, 2015 12:09 AM (ifSWP)

440 Just to be clear, not our 'ette Carol, she's a sweetheart. The other Carol the hippie chick from last night's ONT.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 09, 2015 12:09 AM (JO9+V)

441 The guy that jacks that horse off is gonna be tired as shit for the next few years.
*****
If that's your job and someone calls you a "jerk-off", how do you defend yourself?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (UVfht)


See Jerry, over there? He's a carpenter, does finish work and cabinetry and works at it every day, but NO-ONE calls him "Jerry the Cabinet Maker"...

Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2015 12:10 AM (3pRHP)

442
453 "plus syphilis from Carol."

What does that mean? The only Caroll I can think of here is the nice woman who is a rose enthusiast
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015

From a previous ONT, last nights I believe

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:10 AM (H8DsL)

443
453 "plus syphilis from Carol." What does that mean? The only Caroll I can think of here is the nice woman who is a rose enthusiast
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 12:08 AM (9HoBs)


Check last night's ONT. Picture at the end is of "Carol"

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 12:10 AM (zt+N6)

444 428
cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:55 PM



How do you get away with moving bees during the day? The guy I got
stuck behind was leaving a cloud of bees every time he stopped. He was
losing a lot of bees.





Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 09, 2015 12:03 AM (dKT8G)


There's a slit between the bottom board of the actual hive [box] and the baseboard it sits upon, and there's usually a stick that fills this space that has a small entrance (for when it's a new hive and there are few defenders) a larger entrance (for when it's a strong hive and a huge number of foragers are constantly going in-and-out, but there are plenty of defenders to handle any intrusions), and full blockage (for when you move the hive). They either forgot to move the stick to the right orientation, or it vibrated out of place.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 12:10 AM (EzgxV)

445 "I fully admit it. They banned me but I endeavor to persevere."


Damn, you're pretty smart. Posting here and all what that same name.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 12:11 AM (Tsw/P)

446 "Matt Damon is trapped on Mars."

Not seeing the problem here.

Posted by: Epobirs at June 09, 2015 12:00 AM (IdCqF)


Take him back before the Martians declare war...

Posted by: Valentine Michael Smith at June 09, 2015 12:11 AM (7YlUk)

447 448
Hi, darlin'. How was your sandwich? HAD to better than my sloppy joes.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 12:11 AM (1Nkl8)

448 >>> Matt Damon is trapped on Mars.

"Not seeing the problem here."

Arse-fleck isn't trapped there with him. Permanently.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 12:11 AM (noWW6)

449 436
*waves to cooth*





Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:05 AM (kmtse)


Howdy, howdy!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 12:12 AM (EzgxV)

450 I was about to have a major WTF moment when I read "Syphilis from Carol"...

took me a moment to remember the Syphilitic Carol pic on the ONT.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:12 AM (kmtse)

451 There's more to beekeeping than meets the eye.

Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 12:12 AM (MDgS8)

452 Looks like I'll be retaining the Hide-And-Seek crown, Caucasian Category for yet another year!

523 and counting!

Posted by: Sasquatch at June 09, 2015 12:12 AM (dZyJw)

453 453 "plus syphilis from Carol."
What does that mean? The only Caroll I can think of here is the nice woman who is a rose enthusiast
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 12:08 AM

Not our Carol. It was a story on the ONT the other night.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:13 AM (Vm8WO)

454 eleven, the squatchy smell is rabbit pellets.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:13 AM (1PVlv)

455 It was ok...

It was better with teriyaki sauce and onions.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:13 AM (kmtse)

456 "Wow, I chased slap right out of here."
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:08 AM (Vm8WO)

No, ma'am. I missed something, but I rarely get "chased" and I apologize for any question that I am too drunk to answer!

*hic*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 12:13 AM (OQ9R7)

457 Just be sure to tell Bobo to leave some pizza out for us. We really like it when he does.

TIA!

Posted by: Sasquatch at June 09, 2015 12:13 AM (dZyJw)

458 "Darwin is definitely giving it his all tonight."

Would you ask Uncle D to hurry up?

From the way things look round here, he's *way* behind the curve.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 12:13 AM (noWW6)

459 Posted by: Count de Monet at June 09, 2015 12:09 AM (JO9+V)

O.K. Thx I didn't think it was "our Carol" but it was odd.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 12:13 AM (9HoBs)

460 Speaking of handheld LED games, did anyone else here have the Incredible Hulk one? My brother had the Spider-Man one.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:14 AM (1PVlv)

461 "From a previous ONT, last nights I believe"


Yeah, one of Maet's additions was a 70's poster of a girl finding out she had the syphillis. Ironically named "Carol."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 12:14 AM (Tsw/P)

462 453
"plus syphilis from Carol."



What does that mean? The only Caroll I can think of here is the nice woman who is a rose enthusiast

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 12:08 AM (9HoBs)



A recent ONT featured a wall-poster from the '70s about some "Carol" who was a cool hippie-chick in bellbottoms....but was spreading syphilis. It wasn't our Carol, who is a lovely lady who knows more about roses than I likely ever will.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 12:15 AM (EzgxV)

463 Mike - no I wasn't around when AOP said that. Probably not though, given the front. But you never quite know...

Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 09, 2015 12:16 AM (/WPPJ)

464 471 There's more to beekeeping than meets the eye.
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 12:12 AM (MDgS

Damn straight. That's why I was named after a New Zealand beekeeper who had just scaled Mt. Cook.

Posted by: HRH Clinton at June 09, 2015 12:16 AM (1PVlv)

465 Wasn't syphilis curable in the 70's?



am I missing something?

Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 09, 2015 12:16 AM (D0Tns)

466 I like that quote of Thomas Sowell. He is not only a smart man, but a good man, I think.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 12:16 AM (9HoBs)

467 fukui-san . . .

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 09, 2015 12:18 AM (TF10X)

468 190 "History shows that threatening the freedom of navigation in important sea lanes (like the South China Sea, through which an estimated third of all global sea trade passes) is one of those things that can make America become very bellicose very quickly."

::: clears throat :::

"Past performance is no guarantee of future results."
Posted by: torquewrench at June 08, 2015 11:16 PM (noWW6)

History shows a lot of things that just aren't so anymore.

Does the writer think that war with China is like war with Yemen, throwing some cruise missiles, unchallenged bombing sorties and some drone strikes?

If it goes badly at first and it turns out that WW II quantity ground and naval personnel would be required, would the Special Snowflake generation answer the call to fight for "evil polluting corporations" to steam unmolested through the South China Sea?

Posted by: kbdabear at June 09, 2015 12:18 AM (GrXXa)

469
Rabbits are a little squatchy.

Can never tell.

Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 12:18 AM (MDgS8)

470 Slap don't get chased.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 12:18 AM (Tsw/P)

471
485 Wasn't syphilis curable in the 70's? am I missing something?
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 09, 2015 12:16 AM (D0Tns)


It was probably an ad for condoms, safe sex, warning to stay away from hippies, or something along those lines.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 12:19 AM (zt+N6)

472 Nobody puts Slap in a corner.

Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 12:19 AM (MDgS8)

473 I STILL have both my Mattel Football AND Baseball games. I guess that is kind of unique

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 09, 2015 12:20 AM (fLKzW)

474 "Wasn't syphilis curable in the 70's?
"


Was the the red hot rod up the penus?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 12:21 AM (Tsw/P)

475 heh eleven

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:21 AM (kmtse)

476 Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 09, 2015 12:05 AM (AY/iP)

Ira/Jon, as you have found out true internet anonymity is hard to maintain.
And yet for someone trying to weasel their way back in, you are simply unable to behave like a normal decent person.

You have been banned for cause and warned repeatedly but you come back every night and repeatedly disrupt the ONT. Do you not think that there will be consequences from this?

Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 12:22 AM (wqVD1)

477 Toronto to host massive orgy for disabled people.



http://tinyurl.com/p2tkt5g


I took a girl in a wheelchair to homecoming in college one year. She was nice. Kept running over my feet when we danced though. We went back to my place afterwards and she was insatiable. Every half hour, all night long, "C'mon, lets do it some more" (I could keep up that pace back then). I finally asked her "Not that I'm complaining, but why are you so turned on"? She said "Of all the people I've ever met, you're the only one that doesn't see my chair when you look at me". She didn't know that my best buddy at the time was in a chair, so I really didn't even think about it, it just seemed normal to be hanging out with someone in a wheelchair.

Good times <-----not sarcastic

Posted by: Weirddave at June 09, 2015 12:22 AM (WvS3w)

478
Never Fight a Land War in Asia
stratfor.com

Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 09, 2015 12:23 AM (dKT8G)

479 Hey SMFH.

Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 12:23 AM (MDgS8)

480 Wow, they found a who town full of squatch "witnesses."

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:24 AM (1PVlv)

481 Syphilis was curable since 1910 with the introduction of Salvarsan. The problem was that it was expensive, and there was a social stigma about it.

Prior to that there were a series of treatments that were Mercury based that sort of worked. In that, yes they worked, and generally didn't cause madness or ill health and peripheral nerve damage like syphilis did. Or at least to the same extent.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2015 12:25 AM (3pRHP)

482 'sup eleven.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:25 AM (kmtse)

483 You have been banned for cause and warned repeatedly but you come back every night and repeatedly disrupt the ONT. Do you not think that there will be consequences from this?

Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 12:22 AM (wqVD1)


If Cthulhu's forensics guy fingers Ira/Jon/Rabbit guy, then popcorn futures will might be worth investing in...

A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBYjZTdrJlA

Posted by: The Poppin' Hat at June 09, 2015 12:25 AM (7YlUk)

484 501
Wow, they found a who town full of squatch "witnesses."

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:24 AM (1PVlv)

what else could it be?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 12:26 AM (0O7c5)

485 Tonight's ONT was brought to you by the 1950's version of Poltergeist.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 09, 2015 12:26 AM (TqyFL)

486 Cindy Who sees a sasquatch.

Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 12:27 AM (MDgS8)

487 Roh Ro Maet is pissed. If Maet ain't happy nobody's happy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:27 AM (H8DsL)

488 I'm watching American Ninja Warrior right now, recorded earlier. Kacy Catanzaro competes tonight. Looking at the course I'm thinking she won't finish the qualifying course tonight. Of course I could be wrong but I'm thinking some of the obstacle will require more body weight to generate the power to get by them.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 12:27 AM (zt+N6)

489 The Grinch was a Squatch.

Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 12:27 AM (MQEz6)

490 382 The Kerry accident is way odd.
why is nobody covering it?


Concealed Kerry.

Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2015 12:28 AM (qyomX)

491 Wow, they found a who town full of squatch "witnesses."

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:24 AM

15 minutes and all that. Is it the episode where some dudes are claiming that Bigfoot uses a cloaking device like The Predator and that 100's morphed out of trees and whatnot? Coz those dudes know their shit and understand the bigfoot thing. They get a thumbs up from me.

Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 12:28 AM (tBSrv)

492 498 WD

I've said it before, but it bears repeating:

You, sir, are a mensch.

Posted by: speedster1 on the ipad at June 09, 2015 12:28 AM (1brdf)

493 Tonight's ONT was brought to you by the 1950's version of Poltergeist.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz!


If only the producers of the new ones had used that gambit for a remake ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 12:28 AM (uctT+)

494 Pssst, Maet. Turn Happy Fun Ball loose, then have Buzzion taunt it!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:28 AM (Vm8WO)

495 night everyone

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 12:28 AM (0O7c5)

496 Squatchy with a bouquet of ozone.

Thanks, Maet.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:29 AM (1PVlv)

497 Prior to that there were a series of treatments that were Mercury based that sort of worked. In that, yes they worked, and generally didn't cause madness or ill health and peripheral nerve damage like syphilis did. Or at least to the same extent.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2015 12:25 AM (3pRHP)


A night with Venus leads to a life with Mercury

Some mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtJ8T2iXQWE

Posted by: The Cytherean Hat at June 09, 2015 12:29 AM (7YlUk)

498
If Maet ain't happy nobody's happy.

Damn....thought he was talking to me for a second.

Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 12:30 AM (MDgS8)

499 Nite PG!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:30 AM (Vm8WO)

500 " Maet ain't happy nobody's happy"



Shit, did I get too insensiitve again

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 12:30 AM (Tsw/P)

501
why is nobody covering it?

Concealed Kerry.
Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2015 12:28 AM (qyomX)

Golf clap,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:30 AM (H8DsL)

502 -Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 09, 2015 12:17 AM (AY/iP)

*unstatic*

At least you are posting in debate-form tonight. Right-thinking people will suppose you innocent until proven guilty.

Spamming and acting like a fourteen-year-old child allows you to appear as a bag filled with poop.

I've always thought that "Ira Weatherall" was a good and decent "poster". Unless anyone proves otherwise, I was All-Good with Ira.

He never came close to pissing me off until the recent Spam-Session.

"Going Off The Rails" is no way to say, "I'm good." -however.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 12:31 AM (OQ9R7)

503 You can't get syphilis from a Squatch.

Herpes, sure, but the syph, no way.

Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 12:31 AM (MQEz6)

504 'G'night, phoenixgirl. Stay cool.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 12:31 AM (UVfht)

505 Hat, you may be dangerously educated.

NTTIAWWT

Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2015 12:31 AM (3pRHP)

506 Shit, did I get too insensiitve again
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015

Only if you're the rabbit, Ian drury and/or Ira

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:32 AM (H8DsL)

507 498
Toronto to host massive orgy for disabled people.





http://tinyurl.com/p2tkt5g



I took a girl in a wheelchair to homecoming in college
one year. She was nice. Kept running over my feet when we danced though.
We went back to my place afterwards and she was insatiable. Every half
hour, all night long, "C'mon, lets do it some more" (I could keep up
that pace back then). I finally asked her "Not that I'm complaining, but
why are you so turned on"? She said "Of all the people I've ever met,
you're the only one that doesn't see my chair when you look at me". She
didn't know that my best buddy at the time was in a chair, so I really
didn't even think about it, it just seemed normal to be hanging out with
someone in a wheelchair.

Good times <-----not sarcastic




Posted by: Weirddave at June 09, 2015 12:22 AM (WvS3w)


That is actually a very sweet memory.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 12:32 AM (EzgxV)

508 "new ones" -> "new one"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 12:32 AM (uctT+)

509 You can't get syphilis from a Squatch. Herpes, sure, but the syph, no way.

Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 12:31 AM

You can if the squatch wears bell bottoms, apparently.

Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 12:32 AM (tBSrv)

510 15 minutes and all that. Is it the episode where some dudes are claiming that Bigfoot uses a cloaking device like The Predator and that 100's morphed out of trees and whatnot? Coz those dudes know their shit and understand the bigfoot thing. They get a thumbs up from me.
Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 12:28 AM (tBSrv)

--No mention yet of it. First guy admitted to being high (and driving!) when he saw one.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:32 AM (1PVlv)

511 Who framed Mister Rabbit?

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:33 AM (1PVlv)

512 Squatch herpes is the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 12:33 AM (MDgS8)

513 You can't get syphilis from a Squatch.



Herpes, sure, but the syph, no way.
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 12:31 AM (MQEz6)


And there I was thinking it was, "you can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2015 12:33 AM (3pRHP)

514 Hat, you may be dangerously educated.

NTTIAWWT

Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2015 12:31 AM (3pRHP)


I didn't risk my life for five years to be called "Mister"

Posted by: The Doctoral Hat at June 09, 2015 12:34 AM (7YlUk)

515 All right. Hasta. Gotta bo beds.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 12:35 AM (Tsw/P)

516 Predator vs. Squatch

Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 12:35 AM (MQEz6)

517 Still reeks of rabbit pellets in here.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:35 AM (1PVlv)

518 I didn't risk my life for five years to be called "Mister"
Posted by: The Doctoral Hat at June 09, 2015 12:34 AM (7YlUk)


There will only ever be one Mr. Hat. R.I.P.

Posted by: Mrs. Garrison at June 09, 2015 12:36 AM (1PVlv)

519 Here's the thing even if we stipulate the existence of 'Sqwatches' for the sake of the sake:

Why no sqwatch bones? Like none. No burial grounds. No bones scattered by animals. Nothing. EL NADA.

How does the xeno-hominid community square that ape-head?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 12:37 AM (uctT+)

520 The squatch hunters should go to a grotto and try baiting Bigfoot with figs.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:37 AM (1PVlv)

521 Nite Ricky

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:38 AM (H8DsL)

522 533 Who framed Mister Rabbit?
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:33 AM (1PVlv)

All his other personalities. We're waiting for a female squach one to appear.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:38 AM (Vm8WO)

523 Concealed Kerry.
Posted by: Splunge
----------------

I'm telling Muldoon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 12:38 AM (9mTYi)

524 Here's the thing even if we stipulate the existence of 'Sqwatches' for the sake of the sake:

Why no sqwatch bones? Like none. No burial grounds. No bones scattered by animals. Nothing. EL NADA.

How does the xeno-hominid community square that ape-head?


Easy, all the burial sites are raided and the bones are in the hands of private collectors.

Or some such bullshit like that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 12:38 AM (UVfht)

525 Mister Rabbit at June 09, 2015 12:32 AM (AY/iP)

***

El Oh fcuking El, Shithead.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 12:38 AM (3F6F8)

526 Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 09, 2015 12:32 AM (AY/iP)

You have been banned from this site. Do NOT post any further comments here.

Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 12:39 AM (wqVD1)

527 Rut roh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:40 AM (kmtse)

528 Interesting times...

Spanish police dismantle voodoo-linked sex trafficking ring

http://yhoo.it/1KlWyYf

Posted by: The Andalusian Hat at June 09, 2015 12:40 AM (7YlUk)

529 Pretty sure I just heard a Model 37 being jacked...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 12:41 AM (9mTYi)

530 That was Restaurant Quality Lemonade.

-Thanks, Maet!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 12:41 AM (OQ9R7)

531
That is actually a very sweet memory.


It is a very sweet memory. I didn't even think about it until she said something, because of spending so much time with Andy, it just never occurred. I was like a fish who doesn't notice the water until someone points it out. It made her weekend and I'm glad.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 09, 2015 12:42 AM (WvS3w)

532 You have been banned from this site. Do NOT post any further comments here.

Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 12:39 AM (wqVD1)


When he/she/it inevitably violates that ban, please make what comes next very public.

Posted by: The Punishin' Hat at June 09, 2015 12:42 AM (7YlUk)

533 Maet threw the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 12:42 AM (zt+N6)

534 552 Pretty sure I just heard a Model 37 being jacked...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2

That sounds kinda dirty, giggle snort.

Hey, I gotta try to laugh at something. That troll is just a bummer.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:42 AM (Vm8WO)

535 I feel like a woman.

Posted by: Siwwy Wabbit at June 09, 2015 12:42 AM (Dwehj)

536 Here's the thing even if we stipulate the existence of 'Sqwatches' for the sake of the sake: Why no sqwatch bones? Like none. No burial grounds. No bones scattered by animals. Nothing. EL NADA. How does the xeno-hominid community square that ape-head?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 12:37 AM

They say that bigfoot buries their dead (in hidden plots). Their bones get dissolved by "acidic soil". That the bones get eaten by porcupines. I'm not kidding.

However, I can set the record straight on this matter. The truth is, there are no bigfoot remains because they're eaten whole by the remnant Tyrannosaurs.

Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 12:42 AM (tBSrv)

537 Easy, all the burial sites are raided and the bones are in the hands of private collectors.

Or some such bullshit like that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Even then, eventually, some collector, potential or invested, would contact a biologist or anthropologist just for some kind of authentication of new acquisitions. ...

unless they're in on it too!!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 12:43 AM (uctT+)

538 Aaaand, we're OFF!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:43 AM (kmtse)

539 542 That was Restaurant Quality Lemonade.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 12:41 AM (OQ9R7)

Oooh, thanks for reminding I stocked up on lemonade on sale. time to make some hibiscus breeze coolers. with vodka. mmmmmm

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:43 AM (Vm8WO)

540 Pretty sure I just heard a Model 37 being jacked...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2

That sounds kinda dirty, giggle snort.


For the last time, people, clean your firearms between uses! If she can hear how dirty it is, so can the bad guys.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 12:44 AM (UVfht)

541 Heh Blanco,

Indeed.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:44 AM (kmtse)

542 Those weren't blanks Maet was firing. Holy magnum ammo Maetman

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:44 AM (H8DsL)

543 Silly people. SOS Kerry was secretly flown to Qom to finalize the Iran Gets Nukes deal which will be signed on 4 July in Washington, DC. Bicycle? Pfffft.
Signed on a weekend and holiday rolled into one. Easy-peasy to bury. Harf pinky swears no problemo.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at June 09, 2015 12:44 AM (uPxUo)

544 532 When he/she/it inevitably violates that ban, please make what comes next very public.

A few hours in the stocks? I think we ought to bring those suckers back, and the troll is just the one to start with.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:45 AM (Vm8WO)

545 Even then, eventually, some collector, potential or invested, would
contact a biologist or anthropologist just for some kind of
authentication of new acquisitions. ...

unless they're in on it too!!!!


Skull and Bones, Bush family, do I have to spell it out for you?!!rage!!1!

/s

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 12:46 AM (UVfht)

546
538 Aaaand, we're OFF!
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June

Why did I read that as Aaasad?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:46 AM (H8DsL)

547 Why no sqwatch bones? Like none. No burial grounds. No bones scattered by animals. Nothing. EL NADA.

How does the xeno-hominid community square that ape-head?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 12:37 AM (uctT+)

--I have seen footage of an adult deer decomposing, and it was pretty much gone in a week. The life end of the continuum is more inexplicable: I've read that hunter-gatherers need something like 10 square miles (maybe more; it's been years since I read that stat) per capita annually to sustain their lifestyle --and that's in a rich jungle habitat, not the Great North Woods. So take a creature that's supposed to be even larger than Homo sapiens and you're talking a lot of real estate. Why haven't they been caught on security video raiding trash cans or dumpsters?

That said, I'm sure most "witnesses" saw bears standing on two legs. That was certainly the case with the yeti.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:46 AM (1PVlv)

548 But we like it when Bebe snorts & giggles

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:48 AM (H8DsL)

549 They say that bigfoot buries their dead (in hidden plots). Their bones get dissolved by "acidic soil". That the bones get eaten by porcupines. I'm not kidding.

However, I can set the record straight on this matter. The truth is, there are no bigfoot remains because they're eaten whole by the remnant Tyrannosaurs.
Posted by: otho


Heh! Thanks for the reply. I should obviously spend more time listening to Coast to Coast AMateur Drama.

Acidic soil.. that's kind of funny on the face of it still.

Acidic soil. Good thing the USGS has mapped out all of these areas of 'acidic soils' for us to avoid and bury our garbage.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 12:48 AM (uctT+)

550 Heh MisHum,

Bastard is in the news a lot would be my guess.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:49 AM (kmtse)

551 532
97 Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 09, 2015 12:05 AM (AY/iP)



Ira/Jon, as you have found out true internet anonymity is hard to maintain. WTF?

And yet for someone trying to weasel their way back in, you are simply unable to behave like a normal person. WTF?



You have been banned for cause and warned repeatedly but you come
back every night and repeatedly disrupt the ONT WTF?. Do you not think
that there will be consequences from this? ooooh consequences brrrrr

Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 12:22 AM (wqVD1)



DID YOU READ MY EMAIL?



WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

COOTH HAS IGNORED ME, UNPERSON WENT TO BED



Ira/Jon, as you have found out true internet anonymity is hard to maintain.

WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT SENTENCE MEAN?



And yet for someone trying to weasel their way back in, you are simply unable to behave like a normal person.



ONCE AGAIN, WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT





You have been banned for cause and warned repeatedly but you come
back every night and repeatedly disrupt the ONT. Do you not think that
there will be consequences from this?

Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 12:22 AM (wqVD1)



I AM NOT DISRUPTING ANYTHING.



Cooth is winning, but...





Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 09, 2015 12:32 AM (AY/iP)




I'm winning?!?!? 11 scrap computers, network burned back to the wall, full identity-theft financial accounts changeover, primary email for myself and fiancee cut-off -- $5K in unnecessary expenses for network firewalls, throwaway computers, routers, and forensics....and I'm winning? Liquidated accounts at Vanguard, Oakmark, Amazon and Paypal -- and I'm winning?




Do you even understand what polymorphic malware is? You think you dropped a prat on me, a practical joke....this thing can download additional modules not under your control to do things you haven't even thought of -- including compromising routers.




And yet you gleefully act as a willing slave to the evil bastards that developed this scheme.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 12:49 AM (EzgxV)

552
The Kerry accident is way odd.



why is nobody covering it?


I did a thread Sunday morning on it.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 09, 2015 12:50 AM (WvS3w)

553 Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:49 AM (kmtse)

Or I'm dyslexic tonight. Bitch gettin old at times

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:51 AM (H8DsL)

554 why is nobody covering it?

I did a thread Sunday morning on it.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 09, 2015 12:50 AM (WvS3w)

***

Uummm, I think he was asking about more mainstream coverage.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 12:51 AM (3F6F8)

555 Why haven't they been caught on security video raiding trash cans or dumpsters? That said, I'm sure most "witnesses" saw bears standing on two legs. That was certainly the case with the yeti.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:46 AM

I can field this one. Bigfoot never gets filmed or photographed because they know what cameras are and can detect the, game cams, video recorders, phone cams. infra red and everything. Bigfoot avoids all of that and can even disable them physically or with speshal powerz if needed. Seriously.

Most "witnesses" don't get fooled by bears. They're just making shit up.

Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 12:51 AM (tBSrv)

556 Great, Bobcat Goldthwaite is a squatch believer.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:52 AM (1PVlv)

557 I did a thread Sunday morning on it.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 09, 2015

And weirdave is a somebody Dammit

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:52 AM (H8DsL)

558 Uummm, I think he was asking about more mainstream coverage.


*swelled chest*

Docta says I's Im-po-tant.





/punchline

Posted by: Weirddave at June 09, 2015 12:53 AM (WvS3w)

559 A squatch believer...

That...that just sounds so wrong.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:53 AM (kmtse)

560 good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2015 12:53 AM (2XMpf)

561 Department of Justice uses grand jury subpoena to try to unmask anonymous blog post commenters
http://t.co/aqEuYLoq8y

Posted by: Costanza Defense at June 09, 2015 12:54 AM (ZPrif)

562 Ok, here's a palate cleanser. Dita Von Teese in a Trashy bustier: http://trashy.com/Lace-Up-Back-Edy-Corset.7783-product.htm

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:54 AM (Vm8WO)

563 561,

Oh shit...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:54 AM (kmtse)

564 G'Night, chemjeff.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 12:54 AM (OQ9R7)

565 Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 09, 2015 12:54 AM (AY/iP)

****

Butt a memory by the time I post this.....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 12:55 AM (3F6F8)

566 Another stat I recall reading decades ago was that the entire island of Great Britain, which is about the size of Oregon, could only support around 200 people living a purely hunter-gatherer lifestyle.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:55 AM (1PVlv)

567 Nite Chemmie

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:55 AM (Vm8WO)

568 Heh MWNP.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:55 AM (kmtse)

569 I can field this one. Bigfoot never gets filmed or photographed because they know what cameras are and can detect the, game cams, video recorders, phone cams. infra red and everything. Bigfoot avoids all of that and can even disable them physically or with speshal powerz if needed. Seriously.

Most "witnesses" don't get fooled by bears. They're just making shit up.
Posted by: otho


See, I don't think you even have to go that far.

Just imagine they're really, really shy. Like the complete opposite of the Kardashians.

Plus, they can smell hoomanz, so any areas with cameras installed by hoomanz are stinky. And hence avoided.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 12:56 AM (uctT+)

570 'Night, chemjeff!

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:56 AM (1PVlv)

571 Your IP address (86.75.309) has been banned. If you feel this is in error, please contact the blog owner by email.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:56 AM (3mTLw)

572 Opposite of the Kard's?

Shit, no one will ever see Bigfoot then.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:57 AM (kmtse)

573 571
Your IP address (86.75.309) has been banned. If you feel this is in error, please contact the blog owner by email.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:56 AM (3mTLw)



Missing a number, and is that you or Ira?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 12:57 AM (EzgxV)

574 "Another stat I recall reading decades ago was that the entire island of Great Britain, which is about the size of Oregon, could only support around 200 people living a purely hunter-gatherer lifestyle."
-Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:55 AM (1PVlv)

-There are Lies.
-There are Damned Lies.

...and then there are statistics.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 12:58 AM (OQ9R7)

575 So weft-cut-loop, Bigfoots are the opposite of Bigasses?

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:58 AM (1PVlv)

576 I think that's Misanthropic trying to get his main IP unbanned.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 12:59 AM (zt+N6)

577 A squatch believer...

That...that just sounds so wrong.


Cheer up, Sleepy Jean
Oh, what can it mean
To a Sasquatch believer
And a homecoming queen

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 12:59 AM (UVfht)

578 hahaha Blanco.

And to think that once upon a time, I had a crush on Davey Jones.

Now he's all...ugh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:01 AM (kmtse)

579 Cheer up, Sleepy Jean
Oh, what can it mean
To a Sasquatch believer
And a homecoming queen
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 12:59 AM (UVfht)

--Doesn't the Style Guide recommend socking yourself as the Monkees. Nicely done.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:01 AM (1PVlv)

580 ??? elpoep uoy oD. roloC fo tnedserP ruo evol eW

Posted by: TV, orobelttarB morf nietsniggolC yarM at June 09, 2015 01:01 AM (D5iCY)

581 Had to run the big AC today -- and there's still a big spread at 10 pm. The suckage is large with this one.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:01 AM (EzgxV)

582 Batterizer? I'm triggering!

Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at June 09, 2015 01:01 AM (F1Z8f)

583 Cheer up, Sleepy Jean
Oh, what can it mean
To a Sasquatch believer
And a homecoming queen
Posted by: Blanco Basura


This wins the internets for the next 0.45 metric hour conversions.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:01 AM (uctT+)

584 Alert at 580.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (cIoI4)

585 See, I don't think you even have to go that far. Just imagine they're really, really shy. Like the complete opposite of the Kardashians. Plus, they can smell hoomanz, so any areas with cameras installed by hoomanz are stinky. And hence avoided.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 12:56 AM

Actually, yes. They are extremely shy and are like ninjas, apparently. They avoid humans... except when they don't... which is all the fucking time. It's not really the human scent they avoid, it's the cameras and videos. Bigfoot shows up in backyards, car parks, camping spots and even breaks into houses and fucks up all your shit. But, he won't get caught on camera coz he sneaks past them like James Bond, or zaps them with his mind power.

Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (tBSrv)

586 578
hahaha Blanco.



And to think that once upon a time, I had a crush on Davey Jones.



Now he's all...ugh.





Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:01 AM (kmtse)



Do you know about the David Bowie connection?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (EzgxV)

587 582,

Shut up, whordiot.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (kmtse)

588 Had one of those electronic football games as a kid. Hand-me-down from older brother.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 10:41 PM (Tsw/P)

I still have that game. Works too. : )

Posted by: Blano at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (heN73)

589 Your IP address (86.75.309) has been banned. If you feel this is in error, please contact the blog owner by email.



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:56 AM (3mTLw)


Jenny I got your number!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (JO9+V)

590 Misanthropic trying to get his main IP unbanned.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 12:59 AM (zt+N6)

I keep asking. It's been almost a year

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (3mTLw)

591 Oh and hello all. Late again as usual.

Posted by: Blano at June 09, 2015 01:03 AM (heN73)

592 I keep asking. It's been almost a year
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (3mTLw)


I think you should send it in to the podcast's mailsack.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:04 AM (zt+N6)

593 I keep asking. It's been almost a year
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
-----------------

Stop whining..., leave it to the pros.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 01:04 AM (9mTYi)

594 cooth,

No I do not.

I was five years old at the time.

I'd like to preserve what little positive childhood memories that I have left.

Nothing good ever comes from a David Bowie...connection...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:04 AM (kmtse)

595 Jenny I got your number!

I looked at the post, thought, that's not a valid IP address, and moved on. It never occurred to me it was that number.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 01:04 AM (UVfht)

596 578 And to think that once upon a time, I had a crush on Davey Jones. Now he's all...ugh.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:01 AM

I thought he had a fatal heart attack

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 01:05 AM (Vm8WO)

597 590 Well, shit. These things take time!

Posted by: Hamsters on a 'hating break at June 09, 2015 01:05 AM (KghRQ)

598 Missing a number, and is that you or Ira?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 12:57 AM (EzgxV)

It's me Cooth. I won't post my real ip here. Figured the Jenny phone number would be a nice touch

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 01:05 AM (3mTLw)

599 Oh shit, he died in 2012.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:05 AM (kmtse)

600 584
Alert at 580.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (cIoI4)



I normally get him in two or three, but that's getting into "Name That Tune"-level troll identification -- "I can ID that troll in SIX LETTERS!!!!!"

Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:06 AM (EzgxV)

601 I think you should send it in to the podcast's mailsack.
Posted by: buzzion
------------------

Now there's a thought.

Dear AoSHQ Podcast,

Can you get me unhammered?

Sincerely,
M. Hammer

Truthfully, I regard the Village of the Banned to be a tight-knit group. Special, as it were.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 01:07 AM (9mTYi)

602 Yeah, unfortunately, Davey Jones has caught that last train to clarksville.

Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 01:07 AM (tBSrv)

603 Lahey broke up with the Onion Ring Sasquatch.

Posted by: Corey and Trevor at June 09, 2015 01:07 AM (1PVlv)

604 585 he sneaks past them like James Bond, or zaps them with his mind power.
Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (tBSr

Invisibility cloak, like Harry Potter

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 01:07 AM (Vm8WO)

605 "Bigfoot" is a "Yeti" and doesn't live "within the realm".

You'll never find him because he isn't of this plane.

It is an "Outer-Realm" item that we have On Sale for $49.95 per statue/bobblehead!

If you respond within the next ten minutes, I have been authorized to give you this "Manny Ramirez" bobblehead Absolutely Free!.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 01:07 AM (OQ9R7)

606 LOL otho!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:07 AM (kmtse)

607 Damn phone ruined my sock at 597! It was a 'bating break, not 'hating! 'BATING!

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 09, 2015 01:08 AM (KghRQ)

608 Paranoia the destroyer...

No link? https://youtu.be/wRpAANsoG8I

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 01:08 AM (UVfht)

609 All along the squatchtower
Hillbillys kept the view
While all the women came and went
Bigfoot, he did, too
Outside in the cold distance
A sasquatch did growl
Two yettis were approaching
And the wind began to howl

Posted by: zombie Jimi Hendrix at June 09, 2015 01:08 AM (xsnUW)

610 'hating' works too...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:09 AM (kmtse)

611 580 is a Mary from Brattleboro sock. You guys are too jumpy.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:09 AM (zt+N6)

612 But, he won't get caught on camera coz he sneaks past them like James Bond, or zaps them with his mind power.
Posted by: otho


This summer...

SUWAAAAASH

In a small town ...

SUWAAAAASH

Where no camera or recording device works

SUWAAAAASH

OO9, PSYCHIC NINJA SQUACH

...starring Brian Dennehy. An ATL-PAC Production.

(cue Deetroit funk)

He's going to bring the Squach..

(moah Deetroit funk)

And no one will hear it.

SUMMER 2016

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:09 AM (uctT+)

613 592 I keep asking. It's been almost a year
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (3mTLw)

I think you should send it in to the podcast's mailsack.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:04 AM (zt+N6)

593 I keep asking. It's been almost a year
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
-----------------

Stop whining..., leave it to the pros.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 01:04 AM (9mTYi)

Differing views, I'm torn.

Anyway I better try and get some sleep. Seeing my orthopod tomorrow. I think he is releasing me from his care after a year plus.,the 12thnwill be myn1 year anniversary after 2nd knee replacement. As of late it's been feeling good

Nite morons
Be well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 01:09 AM (3mTLw)

614 610 - Best yet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 01:09 AM (9mTYi)

615 610 All along the squatchtower
Hillbillys kept the view
While all the women came and went
Bigfoot, he did, too
Outside in the cold distance
A sasquatch did growl
Two yettis were approaching
And the wind began to howl
Posted by: zombie Jimi Hendrix at June 09, 2015 01:08 AM (xsnUW)


--Also nice.

Was by Robert Zimmerman though.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:09 AM (1PVlv)

616 >>>I keep asking. It's been almost a year

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (3mTLw)<<<



That's #TwoWeeks... in metric.

Posted by: crossing the memes at June 09, 2015 01:10 AM (xsnUW)

617 Night MH.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 01:10 AM (9mTYi)

618 594
cooth,



No I do not.



I was five years old at the time.



I'd like to preserve what little positive childhood memories that I have left.



Nothing good ever comes from a David Bowie...connection...



Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:04 AM (kmtse)


I think you'll like this one. David Bowie's real name was David Jones. He used to perform as Davie Jones in his hometown. But when he made it big, he discovered that Davey Jones of the Monkees had it first.....so he had to adopt a stage name, and went with David Bowie after a Bowie knife. Once he became popular with the adopted name, he changed his birth name to match.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:11 AM (EzgxV)

619 Where can I go to get the 10 minutes I spent reading that horrific dreck by that McIntyre idiot in the sidebar back?

The guy is a complete ass. His basic point is that anyone who denies AGW is an ignorant idiot, and the real problem is that the media treats "climate deniers" as having an equally legitimate point of view (when did that happen? I missed it) when really, those "skeptic" arguments shouldn't be given equal time. As if we ever *were* given equal time.

I've seen links to less idiotic articles at Vox.

Posted by: Qwinn at June 09, 2015 01:11 AM (0+bU1)

620 rofl

I would probably pay to see that, weft.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:11 AM (kmtse)

621 That's cool, cooth.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:12 AM (kmtse)

622 Who squatches the squatchmen?

Posted by: Juvenal Sasquatch at June 09, 2015 01:12 AM (1PVlv)

623 *static*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 01:12 AM (OQ9R7)

624 598
Missing a number, and is that you or Ira?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 12:57 AM (EzgxV)



It's me Cooth. I won't post my real ip here. Figured the Jenny phone number would be a nice touch

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 01:05 AM (3mTLw)


It was once I saw it.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:12 AM (EzgxV)

625
612 580 is a Mary from Brattleboro sock. You guys are too jumpy.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:09 AM (zt+N6)

Hey, for some of us it is ours only exercise

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 01:14 AM (3mTLw)

626 601


Missing a number, and is that you or Ira?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 12:57 AM (EzgxV)



Paranoia the destroyer...

Posted by: jacob at June 09, 2015 01:06 AM (5j58g)


It ain't paranoia when someone's stalking you.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:14 AM (EzgxV)

627 Oh-oh-oh
I always feel like
Somebody's squatching me

Posted by: Michael Jackson at June 09, 2015 01:14 AM (1PVlv)

628 You guys are too jumpy.

on that one yeah. but now its posting as jacob on a new hash.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 01:16 AM (Vm8WO)

629 It ain't paranoia when someone's stalking you.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:14 AM (EzgxV)


It ain't Paranoia unless Friend Computer is stalking you...

Posted by: Friend Computer at June 09, 2015 01:16 AM (7YlUk)

630 So Saudi Arabia trusts Jews who already have nukes more than me? *sniff* everybody hates me. guess i'll go eat worms.

Posted by: Ayatollah Khamenei at June 09, 2015 01:16 AM (F1Z8f)

631 BTW- I'm not making this shit up. All these things are widely put forward by Bigfoot "researchers" as to why there's no actual evidence. That and "Big Forestry", CIA, DOD, Area 51 conspiracies. It's all bullshit.

Except the living Tyrannosaurs. They're real.

Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 01:16 AM (tBSrv)

632 For a Neil fan

Cinnamon Squatch
I want to live with a cinnamon Squatch
I know I can be happy with a cinnamon Squatch


Thanks for making me laugh tonite.

Now I gots to go

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 01:17 AM (3mTLw)

633 Please assure me I'm not smelling rabbit piss.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:17 AM (1PVlv)

634 624
600 584

Alert at 580.



Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (cIoI4)



I normally get him in two or three, but that's getting into "Name
That Tune"-level troll identification -- "I can ID that troll in SIX
LETTERS!!!!!"

Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:06 AM (EzgxV)





oooh, Tough guys, hmmm

Posted by: jacob at June 09, 2015 01:12 AM (5j58g)



I was going to use that right after josef.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:18 AM (EzgxV)

635 >>>Was by Robert Zimmerman though.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:09 AM (1PVlv)<<<

Yeah. That's the one I hear most often, though, and prefer.

Posted by: zombie Jimi Hendrix at June 09, 2015 01:18 AM (xsnUW)

636 so blanco, what's new? still running? gonna try to win that shelby again this year?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 01:18 AM (Vm8WO)

637 I hate that SUWAAASSSSH sound effect as much as I hate that violin screetch on all of the reality shows when they have to underline tension. eREEEEEEENNNT.

FFS, we get it: you fucking produced this show and want us to pay attention!

@ssholes!!!!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:18 AM (uctT+)

638 *hit me again!*

Posted by: Mattress Gurl at June 08, 2015 10:59 PM (wZ2hu)

My *cough* friend *cough* must not have had his sound turned up high enough, since I..I mean he never heard that part.

Posted by: Blano at June 09, 2015 01:19 AM (heN73)

639 "Somebody's Watching Me" wasn't Michael Jackson. He sang "background".

The name of the artist was "Rockwell".

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 01:20 AM (OQ9R7)

640 633 Please assure me I'm not smelling rabbit piss.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:17 AM (1PVlv)

Sorry, you are. Hey maybe its related to cat piss?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 01:20 AM (Vm8WO)

641 I'd like to share a little Conspiracy Theory with everyone.

First some background information is needed.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:21 AM (RQ2Z6)

642 .....I fap to people who fool around in the woods.

Posted by: Sasquatch leering creepily from behind tree at June 09, 2015 01:21 AM (KghRQ)

643 639 "Somebody's Watching Me" wasn't Michael Jackson. He sang "background".

The name of the artist was "Rockwell".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 01:20 AM (OQ9R7)



Related to the head of Motown records. But the part they quoted was the part Jackson sang.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:22 AM (zt+N6)

644 So Saudi Arabia trusts Jews who already have nukes more than me? *sniff* everybody hates me. guess i'll go eat worms.

Posted by: Ayatollah Khamenei at June 09, 2015 01:16 AM (F1Z8f)


Heathens over heretics.

Why do you think the initial Islamic conquests over the Byzantines Empire happened where they did?

Those lands were filled with Christians who Constantinople considered heretical...

Posted by: Heraculus' Hat at June 09, 2015 01:22 AM (7YlUk)

645 637
Please assure me I'm not smelling rabbit piss.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:17 AM (1PVlv)


I would not rule out rabbit piss.....but the inevitable meltdown makes positive ID very easy. If he starts going "Maet, READ YOUR EMAIL, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!", he's done.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:22 AM (EzgxV)

646 642 .....I fap to people who fool around in the woods.
Posted by: Sasquatch leering creepily from behind tree at June 09, 2015 01:21 AM

Piker.

Posted by: The Fapping Ghosts at June 09, 2015 01:22 AM (Vm8WO)

647 Who here remembers Stuck on Stupid and his tales of his battles with che boy?

Quite entertaining weren't they?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:22 AM (RQ2Z6)

648 Yeah. That's the one I hear most often, though, and prefer.
Posted by: zombie Jimi Hendrix at June 09, 2015 01:18 AM (xsnUW)

--I as well.


I hate that SUWAAASSSSH sound effect as much as I hate that violin screetch on all of the reality shows when they have to underline tension. eREEEEEEENNNT.

FFS, we get it: you fucking produced this show and want us to pay attention!

@ssholes!!!!!!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:18 AM (uctT+)

--A few months ago I checked out Bug Wars from the library, which I think originally aired on SyFy (?!). They kept adding sound effects like growling and slashing noises to make it more "fighty" since arthropods battling each other don't make many noises on their own.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:23 AM (1PVlv)

649 I'd like to share a little Conspiracy Theory with everyone.

First some background information is needed.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois


It would be a contradiction in terms is you didn't try.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:23 AM (uctT+)

650 "Related to the head of Motown records. But the part they quoted was the part Jackson sang."
-Posted by: Buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:22 AM (zt+N6)

Roger that.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 01:23 AM (OQ9R7)

651 .....I fap to people who fool around in the woods.

Posted by: Sasquatch leering creepily from behind tree at June 09, 2015 01:21 AM

You know, that's actually a thing. Bigfoot does that, apparently. Bigfoots also hold their own orgies and have tickle fights. Seriously.

Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 01:24 AM (tBSrv)

652 646 *squirt* !!!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 09, 2015 01:25 AM (KghRQ)

653 639 "Somebody's Watching Me" wasn't Michael Jackson. He sang "background".

The name of the artist was "Rockwell".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 01:20 AM (OQ9R7)

--Oh, I knew Rockwell (actually the son of Motown founder Barry Gordy) got top billing, I just put Jacko because he sang those lines, and in a way he was kindy squatchy.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:25 AM (1PVlv)

654 Damn.

Nothing but the merest whiff of ozone.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:25 AM (kmtse)

655 SoS the classical Good Guy vs the bad gut che boy. IIRC there were a couple of minor baddies that SoS labeled "beard guy" and "tie dye girl" just to add some color to the story.


Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:25 AM (RQ2Z6)

656 647
Who here remembers Stuck on Stupid and his tales of his battles with che boy?

Quite entertaining weren't they?


Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:22 AM (RQ2Z6)


The SoS Chronicles are a pleasant memory. Right prevails, and all that.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:26 AM (EzgxV)

657 This kind of reminds me of the story we have going on right now.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:26 AM (RQ2Z6)

658 654 Damn. Nothing but the merest whiff of ozone.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:25 AM

Yeah but its got what, 3 different names going right now?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 01:26 AM (Vm8WO)

659 Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:26 AM (RQ2Z6)



Isn't there some off with which you should be fucking?

Posted by: Buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:28 AM (zt+N6)

660 Tim in Illinois, is your conspiracy theory squatchy?

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:28 AM (1PVlv)

661 We have cuthulu on one hand who I'll hang the label of "Good Guy" on and we have Ira, Ian, Martin, etc, who I will hang the label of "bad guy" on.

You can include me in that bad guy line up should you want.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:28 AM (RQ2Z6)

662 He wants to take 20 comments to waste time accusing Cooth of making it up. He can go fuck off now instead.


Oh I'm sorry did I ruin your theory that you were hoping to lay out?

Posted by: Buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:29 AM (zt+N6)

663 You know, that's actually a thing. Bigfoot does that, apparently. Bigfoots also hold their own orgies and have tickle fights. Seriously.
Posted by: otho


I hope they broadcast it to their fellow squatches around the world ..

VIMSKULLY: Hellow Rodger fans, an' welcome to our broadcast.

It's a mild 43 grunts and hazy as the low brow can see. Speaking of Canseeko, he's back in the line up and hoping to hye a few ball shags...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:29 AM (uctT+)

664 Both Stories have just enough detail to be interesting.


Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:30 AM (RQ2Z6)

665 The last living Bigfoot ate Amelia Earhart.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:30 AM (1PVlv)

666 Release me!!!

Posted by: Sasquatch orgy at June 09, 2015 01:31 AM (KghRQ)

667
661
We have cuthulu on one hand who I'll hang the label of "Good Guy" on and
we have Ira, Ian, Martin, etc, who I will hang the label of "bad guy"
on.

You can include me in that bad guy line up should you want.


Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:28 AM (RQ2Z6)



Cthulhu, by definition, cannot be a "good guy". He can be a "left alone and not fucked-with" guy pretty easily -- but considering that Captain Dipshit was in my online Discover account as late as May 31, that doesn't seem to be in the cards.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:31 AM (EzgxV)

668 Yes!!!!

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 09, 2015 01:31 AM (KghRQ)

669 Facts are a little thin on the ground. Anyone have a verifiable fact they would like to share?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:32 AM (RQ2Z6)

670 575
So weft-cut-loop, Bigfoots are the opposite of Bigasses?

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:58 AM (1PVlv)

Them's my peeps you talkin' 'bout.

Posted by: BignJames at June 09, 2015 01:33 AM (HtUkt)

671 "You know, that's actually a thing. Bigfoot does that, apparently. Bigfoots also hold their own orgies and have tickle fights. Seriously."
-Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 01:24 AM (tBSrv)

No.
Fucking.
Way.

I was going to say that, but I didn't because I probably don't feel good-enough about myself.

Perhaps if I had a teaspoon of encouragement?

...I'll have to search The Web, so as to reinforce my Confirmation Bias.

*pats self on back*

-We're going to be just fine, buddy!

I hope them bigfeet know that I'm on their "side"!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 01:33 AM (OQ9R7)

672 Buzzion

Tim isn't Ira. He ID'd himself recently as a regular with a new nic.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 01:33 AM (1Nkl8)

673 I hope they broadcast it to their fellow squatches around the world .. VIMSKULLY: Hellow Rodger fans, an' welcome to our broadcast. It's a mild 43 grunts and hazy as the low brow can see. Speaking of Canseeko, he's back in the line up and hoping to hye a few ball shags...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:29 AM

Yep. Bigfoot is totally a perve. He jacks it while watching campers bone. Sometimes he does it regardless of whether they're boning or not. Pretty chicks at your campsite? He'll jack it. It's true, apparently. He also likes flute music.

Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 01:33 AM (tBSrv)

674 Facts are a little thin on the ground. Anyone have a verifiable fact they would like to share?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:32 AM (RQ2Z6)


There are five lights

Posted by: Gul Madred at June 09, 2015 01:34 AM (7YlUk)

675 Okay, this Call of the Wildman show looks like it could be fun in a "Hold my beer and watch this!" kinda way.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:34 AM (1PVlv)

676 Facts are a little thin on the ground. Anyone have a verifiable fact they would like to share?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:32 AM (RQ2Z6)

****

Maet would really, really like to answer your email. However, he realized he does not do email correspondence with troll Douchebags.

Too bad, so sad.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 01:34 AM (XrHO0)

677 You say say the nicest things MWNP.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:35 AM (RQ2Z6)

678
672 Buzzion Tim isn't Ira. He ID'd himself recently as a regular with a new nic.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 01:33 AM (1Nkl


I'm aware he's a different person. I'm also aware that if you're trying to defend someone going full MUMR then you're a dumbass. That's Tim.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:36 AM (zt+N6)

679 666 Release me!!!
Posted by: Sasquatch orgy at June 09, 2015 01:31 AM (KghRQ)


--Watch out for that squatch chakra.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:36 AM (1PVlv)

680 673 Well, shit, he is a primate. And these opposable thumbs do come in handy.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 09, 2015 01:37 AM (KghRQ)

681 Yeah buzzion, this tag team bit they are doind reminds be of what DAve/MAx and I forget his lil buddy's name used to do in here.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 01:37 AM (Vm8WO)

682 Whoa, that yetti (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, that yetti (bam-ba-lam)
That yetti had a child (bam-ba-lam)
The damn thing gone wild (bam-ba-lam)
Hillbillys goin' outta their mind (bam-ba-lam)
All over with cameras trying to find (bam-ba-lam)
I said Oh, that yetti (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, that yetti (bam-ba-lam)

Posted by: Ram Jam at June 09, 2015 01:37 AM (xsnUW)

683 I guess nobody has any facts they would like share. That's really a bummer.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:37 AM (RQ2Z6)

684 There are five lights
Posted by: Gul Madred


Uh, one, two, uh, three ~!

Posted by: Carrdassian rapper *small ass at June 09, 2015 01:38 AM (uctT+)

685
The last living Bigfoot ate Amelia Earhart.


Speaking of, the TIGHAR folks were supposed to leave Fiji today for a 5-day, 1000 mile voyage over to that island to search again for 2 weeks. June 13 to June 26 if all goes well (it hardly ever does).

So we may finally get some grainy footage of Bigfoot hiding underwater in the wreckage of her plane.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 09, 2015 01:38 AM (JO9+V)

686 Naahhh, just here, Douchebag.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 01:38 AM (cIoI4)

687 Here's a conspiracy theory. Saturday night some dipshit claimed attempted to claim that Maet was getting e-mails demanding he get banned.

I'm willing to bet Maet hasn't received a single e-mail from anyone calling for this idiot to get banned.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:39 AM (zt+N6)

688 669
Facts are a little thin on the ground. Anyone have a verifiable fact they would like to share?


Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:32 AM (RQ2Z6)



I've shared a variety of facts to date, but I haven't collated them into a grand opus as of yet -- when I determined I was looking at polymorphic malware, stuff got busy and disks got offlined. I should be posting a complete list of viruses and malware on the device-in-question over the weekend.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:39 AM (EzgxV)

689 I had my doubts about SoS's Stories but never voiced them. IIRC a couple of people mildly called bull on him but never pushed it.

Then SoS just disappeared into the wasteland of the net.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:39 AM (RQ2Z6)

690 Man this species if fucked up.

Posted by: Sasquatch watching people fap to tentacle porn at June 09, 2015 01:39 AM (1PVlv)

691 Did you know that there was a Bigfoot porno film made in the '70's? Bigfoot goes totally rapey on a chick at a campout in the woods. I'll have to try to find the title of it. Just in case someone wants to see it.

Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 01:40 AM (tBSrv)

692 With me, you get the gender bending fascination of Jacko, without all the gay pedo ickiness. That's why people like me so much.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 09, 2015 01:40 AM (F1Z8f)

693 You miss the point completely buzzion.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:40 AM (RQ2Z6)

694 Quality "Vin Scully" impersonations, (especially through text), need to be acknowledged.

"VIMSKULLY: Hellow Rodger fans, an' welcome to ourhour broadcast.

It's a mild 43 grunts and hazy as the low brow can see. Speaking of Canseeko, he's back in the line up and hoping to hye a few ball shags mount a rally. Whatever that is...
"
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:29 AM (uctT+)

I tried to make it with "more butter".

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 01:41 AM (OQ9R7)

695 Hey squatches, take our First Lady . . . please.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:41 AM (1PVlv)

696 Wow, the online MPD is most impressive tonight.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 01:41 AM (XrHO0)

697 To fap...or not to fap??? That is the question.

Posted by: Sasquatch spying on Caitlyn Jenner at June 09, 2015 01:42 AM (KghRQ)

698 Can't tell the players without a program. What nic did Tim in Illinois post under previously?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 09, 2015 01:42 AM (JO9+V)

699
622 "Yeah, as if that would do any good."Chi, Jon. Please. Peace.Jon Yes it will do good. I trust Maet to be an imartial Judge on this matter.That we are still posting after all the emails that were sent off to asking for us to banned. That says something to me.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 07, 2015 05:50 AM (GoyxN)


How about some facts on this Tim? You like facts right? I'm sure you have evidence that any e-mail was sent to Maet right? I mean you wouldn't make accusations without any evidence now would you?

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:42 AM (zt+N6)

700 >>>Bigfoots also hold their own orgies and have tickle fights. Seriously."

-Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 01:24 AM (tBSrv)<<<




Oh really?!

**packs tent, camping gear, cameras, feather duster...**

Posted by: Eric Massa at June 09, 2015 01:43 AM (xsnUW)

701 693 Did you know that there was a Bigfoot porno film made in the '70's? Bigfoot goes totally rapey on a chick at a campout in the woods. I'll have to try to find the title of it. Just in case someone wants to see it.
Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 01:40 AM (tBSrv)


--More proof of Rule 34.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:43 AM (1PVlv)

702 *Poof*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 01:43 AM (cIoI4)

703 Man this species if fucked up.

Posted by: Sasquatch watching people fap to tentacle porn at June 09, 2015 01:39 AM (1PVlv)


H8r...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsEW75hVOak

Posted by: 政治的な帽子~で げそ at June 09, 2015 01:44 AM (7YlUk)

704 I'm aware he's a different person. I'm also aware that if you're trying to defend someone going full MUMR then you're a dumbass. That's Tim.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:36 AM (zt+N6)


I don't think Tim is a troll. At least I haven't seen any obvious troll behavior.

Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 01:44 AM (wqVD1)

705 Should say, partial *poof*.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 01:45 AM (3F6F8)

706 I don't think he's a troll either. I think he's a dumbass.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:45 AM (zt+N6)

707 697 To fap...or not to fap??? That is the question.
Posted by: Sasquatch spying on Caitlyn Jenner at June 09, 2015 01:42 AM (KghRQ)

Your junk didn't crawl up your ass to hide at the mere sight of brucette?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 01:46 AM (Vm8WO)

708 I tried to make it with "more butter".

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T)


Moar butter? I wasn't profermasticating Chick Hearn, amigo.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:46 AM (uctT+)

709 Now if I am such a bad person and if I am this troll why would the person I seem to be defending not want to share information when a point of contact has been provided?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:46 AM (RQ2Z6)

710 ????
Posted by: jacob at June 09, 2015 01:44 AM (vbr8f)

*****

Gone by this posting time.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 01:46 AM (cIoI4)

711 706 I don't think he's a troll either. I think he's a dumbass.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:45 AM (zt+N6)


Okay just clarifying the classification.

Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 01:46 AM (wqVD1)

712 698 Can't tell the players without a program. What nic did Tim in Illinois post under previously?

Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 01:47 AM (Vm8WO)

713 Uh, do I want to click that, TPH?

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:47 AM (1PVlv)

714 Thanks, BBD!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 09, 2015 01:47 AM (JO9+V)

715 And of course he couldn't possibly be full of shit about the multiple e-mails that were sent to you calling for his banning now could he Maet? Afterall, he is all about facts.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:48 AM (zt+N6)

716 709 Now if I am such a bad person and if I am this troll why would the person I seem to be defending not want to share information when a point of contact has been provided?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:46 AM (RQ2Z6)


Hey how about giving it a rest given the new nic and all.

Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 01:48 AM (wqVD1)

717 I've never seen Tim's nic before, but the fact he referenced the whole SoS saga suggests some familiarity with this place.

That was quite a while ago, back when I never thought of de-lurking.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 09, 2015 01:48 AM (KghRQ)

718 699 Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:42 AM

Go buzz! Can I make you a proper manhattan to enjoy while you slay trolls?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 01:48 AM (Vm8WO)

719 "Moar butter? I wasn't profermasticating Chick Hearn, amigo."
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:46 AM (uctT+)

*HAH!*

And I was doing my best aforedegenirating Herb Score.

-My Apologies.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 01:49 AM (OQ9R7)

720 704
I'm aware he's a different person. I'm also aware that if you're
trying to defend someone going full MUMR then you're a dumbass. That's
Tim.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:36 AM (zt+N6)

I don't think Tim is a troll. At least I haven't seen any obvious troll behavior.


Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 01:44 AM (wqVD1)



I think Tim has been pickin' up what Ira's been layin' down and should be assessing his security situation.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:49 AM (EzgxV)

721 Silly wabbit.

Posted by: Right Hand Arm Man at June 09, 2015 01:50 AM (1PVlv)

722 My Apologies.
Posted by: ColdBeer1


Ohn of these days, the piolin will undo us awl.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:50 AM (uctT+)

723 715 And of course he couldn't possibly be full of shit about the multiple e-mails that were sent to you calling for his banning now could he Maet? Afterall, he is all about facts.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:48 AM (zt+N6)


I don't know anything about this.

But I am thinking a group timeout might be just the thing to resolve this little brouhaha that never fucking ends.

Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 01:51 AM (wqVD1)

724 --More proof of Rule 34.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:43 AM


If I remember right, there's some debate about when it came out. Some say 1981, some say 1973. I think it's 1970's, but I could be wrong. It's called "The Geek" Here's a clip for your rapey Bigfoot pleasure....

https://youtu.be/f21CtC0Vo6c

Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 01:51 AM (tBSrv)

725 The squatch hunters should leave out some sorbitol for Bigfoot and then come back later and just follow the shit trail.

Posted by: logprof crossing streams at June 09, 2015 01:52 AM (1PVlv)

726 Caitlyn & I are going camping this weekend to invite squatch to our big tent party. We'll have marshmallows, pillow fights, tell ghost stories, and play gladiators all night!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at June 09, 2015 01:52 AM (KghRQ)

727
725 The squatch hunters should leave out some sorbitol for Bigfoot and then come back later and just follow the shit trail.
Posted by: logprof crossing streams at June 09, 2015 01:52 AM (1PVlv)


They're probably not fans of gummi bears.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:53 AM (zt+N6)

728 Now cuthulu has also been invited to share information and he also can reach me if he wants.

Wait but all his info is being stolen!. His system(s) is infected and you will be vulnerable to attack!

Understood. Why take the chance. In this instance if places were reversed I think I would go ahead an open up direct communications. That would give LE a working IP to start investigating.

Am I correct?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:53 AM (RQ2Z6)

729 Didn't Santorum actually say something about Jenner weeks ago? Long before Graham ever even considered pandering?

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:54 AM (zt+N6)

730 727 They're probably not fans of gummi bears.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:53 AM (zt+N6)

Who can resist gummi bears? break out those sugar free haribo ones. heh

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 01:54 AM (Vm8WO)

731 we should lobby our Congressional better to launch a billion dollar study into what exactly our Squacht friends consider trans-species.

.. asking for a friend.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:54 AM (uctT+)

732 [peeps through gloryhole]

Is that a sasquatch?

Posted by: Jerry Jones at June 09, 2015 01:55 AM (1PVlv)

733 "Ohn of these days, the piolin will undo us awl."
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:50 AM (uctT+)

Deceptive punnery.

...I understand not one word of it.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 01:55 AM (OQ9R7)

734 Caitlyn & I are going camping this weekend to invite squatch to our big tent party. We'll have marshmallows, pillow fights, tell ghost stories, and play gladiators all night!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at June 09, 2015 01:52 AM (KghRQ)


Ever been to a Turkish prison?

Posted by: Captain Oveur at June 09, 2015 01:56 AM (7YlUk)

735 So what we have right now is The Good Guy vs the bad guy. Detail enough to make the story interesting bust still short on proof.

I don't think it was ever intended to go this far.

But when a Opportunity comes along, might as well roll with it, right?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:56 AM (RQ2Z6)

736 Didn't Santorum actually say something about Jenner weeks ago? Long before Graham ever even considered pandering?

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:54 AM (zt+N6)


Yes.

http://bit.ly/1F5y3aO

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 09, 2015 01:57 AM (7YlUk)

737 729 No idea. I think Santorum is probably a nice enough guy, but couldn't imagine voting for him. Thus, I haven't been paying too much attention to what he's been saying.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 09, 2015 01:57 AM (KghRQ)

738 Maet

I will.

After I am done.


That will be shortly.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:58 AM (RQ2Z6)

739 They're probably not fans of gummi bears.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:53 AM (zt+N6)


--A lot of sugar-fee sweets like cookies and chocolates contain it as well. I'm sure that since bears like those goodies Bigfoot would as well.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:58 AM (1PVlv)

740 No idea. I think Santorum is probably a nice enough guy, but couldn't imagine voting for him. Thus, I haven't been paying too much attention to what he's been saying.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 09, 2015 01:57 AM (KghRQ)


Anyone who chooses to raise a handicapped child can't be evil.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 09, 2015 01:58 AM (7YlUk)

741 Looks like those gummi bears don't use Sorbitol. They use Maltitol, a different sugar substitute that has similar effect.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:59 AM (zt+N6)

742 738 Maet
I will.
After I am done.
That will be shortly.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:58 AM (RQ2Z6)


Well how about right now - that seems to be a pretty good time to me.

Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 01:59 AM (wqVD1)

743 741 Looks like those gummi bears don't use Sorbitol. They use Maltitol, a different sugar substitute that has similar effect.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:59 AM (zt+N6)

Did you read the amazon reviews of those things? Comedy gold. I laughed so hard i almost peed my pants.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 02:00 AM (Vm8WO)

744 728
Now cuthulu has also been invited to share information and he also can reach me if he wants.

Wait but all his info is being stolen!. His system(s) is infected and you will be vulnerable to attack!

Understood.
Why take the chance. In this instance if places were reversed I think I
would go ahead an open up direct communications. That would give LE a
working IP to start investigating.

Am I correct?


Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:53 AM (RQ2Z6)


There is a certain asymmetry -- my assailant already knows my IRL name, address, phone and cell numbers and primary email (as well as the contents of several hundred emails to me). If I had a phone number to actually talk to someone, things could be easier.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 02:01 AM (EzgxV)

745 740 Agreed. I'm impressed with how he's handled the situation with his kid. He just doesn't excite me much as a candidate.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 09, 2015 02:01 AM (KghRQ)

746 731 we should lobby our Congressional better to launch a billion dollar study into what exactly our Squacht friends consider trans-species.

.. asking for a friend.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:54 AM (uctT+)


--Moochzilla?

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:01 AM (1PVlv)

747 Did you read the amazon reviews of those things? Comedy gold. I laughed so hard i almost peed my pants.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 02:00 AM (Vm8WO)


I remember some of them when they were first mentioned here. I get scat humor here and from South Park.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 02:01 AM (zt+N6)

748 The First Lady definitely has a squatchy gait.

Posted by: Finding Bigfoot Team at June 09, 2015 02:02 AM (1PVlv)

749 weird thing happened yesterday on the music thread. Someone posted as "Grimmy" and talked about their time in Oki. Only it wasnt my Grim they were talking about Dogpatch and going to Fuji. My Grim never was there. theres 5 installations and even navy and AF separate stuff and he was all by the AF and Navy facilities. Anyway he would call himself Mr Grim. i am the only human who can call him Grimmy and get away with it. Ask Cooth, (who met him) hes short fused a little, usually in a funny way. Anyway it was weird, and creepy.

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 02:02 AM (f858s)

750 Never can catch them Gummi Bears once they drink that damn juice and bounce away.

Posted by: Bigfoot at June 09, 2015 02:02 AM (xsnUW)

751 And its probably a good thing you didn't eat any of those gummi bears before reading the reviews. Otherwise peeing your pants would be the less disgusting result of loss of bodily control.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 02:03 AM (zt+N6)

752 Gummi Sandworms are the shiznit!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 09, 2015 02:04 AM (JO9+V)

753 "Anyone who chooses to raise a handicapped child can't be evil."
-Posted by: The Political Hat at June 09, 2015 01:58 AM (7YlUk)

I had a choice between Santorum, Nor Laup and Romney in the Ohio primary.

I chose Santorum as an anti-Romney vote.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 02:04 AM (OQ9R7)

754 so blanco, what's new? still running? gonna try to win that shelby again this year?

Sorry, bbd, I staggered away for a bit. The Shelby was a one time event. That's why I was so pissed off about missing it. I may have another shot when the 60th anniversary of the mustang rolls around.

I haven't been running in probably a year now, and my fat ass shows it. But the tendon in my knee is finally allowing me to walk a few miles again without making me limp the rest of the day.

Tomorrow I shall be making an appointment to see a specialist and then maybe get one of those knee straps so I can run again.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 02:04 AM (UVfht)

755 740 No idea. I think Santorum is probably a nice enough guy, but couldn't imagine voting for him. Thus, I haven't been paying too much attention to what he's been saying.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 09, 2015 01:57 AM (KghRQ)

Anyone who chooses to raise a handicapped child can't be evil.
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 09, 2015 01:58 AM (7YlUk)


--Agreed, and while I do not consider him electorally viable anymore I believe he has staked a position squarely against Fast Track and if that can force a discussion on it he will have done a great service.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:04 AM (1PVlv)

756 750 But I love taking the Gummi Bears to the Number Six dance!

Posted by: Sasquatch at June 09, 2015 02:04 AM (KghRQ)

757
749 weird thing happened yesterday on the music thread. Someone posted as "Grimmy" and talked about their time in Oki. Only it wasnt my Grim they were talking about Dogpatch and going to Fuji. My Grim never was there. theres 5 installations and even navy and AF separate stuff and he was all by the AF and Navy facilities. Anyway he would call himself Mr Grim. i am the only human who can call him Grimmy and get away with it. Ask Cooth, (who met him) hes short fused a little, usually in a funny way. Anyway it was weird, and creepy.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 02:02 AM (f858s)



I think Grimmy has posted here before. Not all that often but not really an unknown either.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 02:04 AM (zt+N6)

758 751 And its probably a good thing you didn't eat any of those gummi bears before reading the reviews. Otherwise peeing your pants would be the less disgusting result of loss of bodily control.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 02:03 AM (zt+N6)

Bwwwwaaaahhhhhh. Nah, I don't bother with that sugar free crap. Stuff is nasty.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 02:05 AM (Vm8WO)

759 Seriously miss Tammy turned me on to a Perfume that when people dont like it, the reviews are HILARIOUS. Kublai Khan, Google the reviews and prepare to laugh. my tip--pee first.

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 02:05 AM (f858s)

760 Hi, gushka!


Someone else here (maybe bbd) said you had an interesting take on the Belmont Stakes. I'd be interested in your analysis.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:06 AM (1PVlv)

761 754 the tendon in my knee is finally allowing me to walk a few miles again without making me limp the rest of the day.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 02:04

Thats no bueno. How did you mess the knee up?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 02:07 AM (Vm8WO)

762 760 Hi, gushka! Someone else here (maybe bbd) said you had an interesting take on the Belmont Stakes. I'd be interested in your analysis.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:06 AM (1PVlv)

Oh yeah, why it was it was unlikely anyone would ever win the triple crown again

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 02:08 AM (Vm8WO)

763 756 750 But I love taking the Gummi Bears to the Number Six dance!
Posted by: Sasquatch at June 09, 2015 02:04 AM (KghRQ)


--Mr. Sasquatch, do I want to know what/where the Number Six Dance is???

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:08 AM (1PVlv)

764 Anyone want to discuss me? Anyone? Anyone?.....Hey!!! Where are you going? I put my good sweater on and everything!

Posted by: Huckabee at June 09, 2015 02:09 AM (KghRQ)

765 Thats no bueno. How did you mess the knee up?

Running.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 02:10 AM (UVfht)

766 *puts phone on hook for final time*

*dial-tone*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 02:11 AM (OQ9R7)

767 763 Blazing Saddles reference.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 09, 2015 02:11 AM (KghRQ)

768 Have it your way Maet.

I'll let it be.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 02:11 AM (RQ2Z6)

769 764 Anyone want to discuss me? Anyone? Anyone?.....Hey!!! Where are you going? I put my good sweater on and everything!
Posted by: Huckabee at June 09, 2015 02:09 AM

Mr. Huckabee, given your affinity for squirrels, i find it very suspicious that our very own DC was viciously attacked by a squirrel while on vacation. Why sir, have you sent out a killer ninja attack squirrel against the horde, and how many more are out there just waiting for their opportunity to assault other members of the horde?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 02:12 AM (Vm8WO)

770 765 Running.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 02:10 AM

Plain old wear and tear from too much mileage, or did you biff it?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 02:13 AM (Vm8WO)

771 Darn. Black Flagged on the last Lap. Easily in the lead and the Grand Price was another Brain Cell to go along with the last one I have.


Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 02:15 AM (RQ2Z6)

772 Plain old wear and tear from too much mileage, or did you biff it?

Wear and tear and I think I bought the wrong shoes. Bad base and everything on top of it goes to shit in a hurry.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 02:16 AM (UVfht)

773 I just slipped in poop!

Bigfoot poop!

Posted by: Bubbs at June 09, 2015 02:16 AM (1PVlv)

774 I smell rabbit pellets again.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:17 AM (1PVlv)

775 Yep my prediction from earlier tonight was right. Not well suited for Kacy Catanzaro's skill set and body.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 02:17 AM (zt+N6)

776 772 Bad base and everything on top of it goes to shit in a hurry

Yup. My orthopod finally put me in orthotics after I kept tearing my up my ankles playing volleyball

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 02:18 AM (Vm8WO)

777 >>>Hi, gushka! Someone else here (maybe bbd) said you had an interesting
take on the Belmont Stakes. I'd be interested in your analysis.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:06 AM (1PVlv) <<<

Hay there, I too would be interested in your opinion on what might become a nagging issue.

Posted by: Secretariat Kerry, one foot hoof in the grave glue vat at June 09, 2015 02:18 AM (xsnUW)

778 Is this Pfieffer guy a White House staffer? I think I am confusing him with Plouffe. Regardless, this was one of the dumbest and most blatant efforts at propaganda. So, anything good that happens in world is attributed to Obama just because? It's as if by his shear presence in the White House, all these "good things" happen because of his wonderful glow that emanates and touches each of us.

LOL! Good lord, our country is getting weirder and weirder. I wonder if this is what it felt like when the Nazis first took power in Germany? I wonder if the decent people walked around just thinking, "Man, things are getting really weird. Wtf?"

I think we all know in our gut that something is really really wrong in the country.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at June 09, 2015 02:18 AM (2/oBD)

779 Wow, that was quick.

Nothing left but a smoldering rabbit foot.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:18 AM (1PVlv)

780 At least you cleared up the me not being a sock thing. I do thank you for that.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 02:19 AM (RQ2Z6)

781 769 *quickly hides bag of peanuts behind back & chuckles folksily*

Heh...I have no idea what you're talking about.

Posted by: Huckabee at June 09, 2015 02:22 AM (KghRQ)

782 Wow, that was quick.

Nothing left but a smoldering rabbit foot.


Inappropriate?

https://youtu.be/wGhQ2BDt4VE

(SFW)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 02:22 AM (UVfht)

783 Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 02:22 AM (UVfht)


--A classic.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:23 AM (1PVlv)

784 Hey Fuckabee, go back to playing sax on that show of yours and leave us alone.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:23 AM (1PVlv)

785 Posted by: adultry at June 09, 2015 02:23 AM (j+MMZ)

****

Gone before the refresh, shithead.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 02:24 AM (XrHO0)

786 782 Inappropriate?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 02:22

heh. although that chick at the end looks like she's about to go down on the bunny cake

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 02:25 AM (Vm8WO)

787 A troll that both smells and misspells.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:25 AM (1PVlv)

788
784 Hey Fuckabee, go back to playing sax on that show of yours and leave us alone.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:23 AM (1PVlv)


You're mixing up your asshole Arkansas governors. Fuckabee plays the bass.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 02:26 AM (zt+N6)

789 Posted by: rectal at June 09, 2015 02:26 AM (j+MMZ)


*poof*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 02:27 AM (cIoI4)

790
I think Grimmy has posted here before. Not all that often but not really an unknown either.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 02:04 AM (zt+N6)

thats what i thought. but i could not remember if they were on the up and up. Sigh. the weird people get so tedious, and i have my own problems. Seems one of my neighbors hates cats and has been killing all the cats that free range in my neighborhood. its very strange out here.
there are now no coyotes. the owl is gone. and the only outdoor cat i have is LuLu. and shes hiding. Shes even afraid of Grim and the Kid. and she used to love them. i did get one of the disappeared back... he was caught in a humane trap (he would not eat tainted food) and was taken to the pound to be euthanized. Bad Black Kitty is so scared hes hiding in the tackroom and will NOT come out. And the whole time the Animal Control Lady (who missed her true calling at the DMV) could not stop talking about how he was brought in by the cat hatin'ist guy she ever saw... That no BY LAW she couldn't tell me who he was or where he was. I MIGHT RETALIATE! Finally i insisted they give me a general area so i could verify the scabby frightened cat was probably mine... what do you know! right near my house! she gave me a 1-2 block vicinity. Le Sigh. so this little girl answering phones as we were signing him out gave me the wrong paper to sign and handed me the intake slip with the guy's name and address on it. I said nothing, handed it back to her, signed the right paper, and took my carrier with me.
found out later that there was a huge fight in the back with this bitch. SHe had wanted them to charge me the 57 dollar adoption fee on top of the spay/neuter fee and the microchip. Seems the people in the back thought it should be waived, and just get the damn unadoptable ugly scabby wild cat the hell out of there. I was back later before i retrieved him from their vet (another friend of mine) to see if my good little Spooky cat was the calico that came in later. That didnt happen, it was a tiny kitten. They saw all the electronic notices and the scrubbers noticed that she was uniquely marked and would keep an eye out for her, gave me hugs and apologized for the co-worker. they even told me how to slip in the back and check cages when they are closed. I said thanks i would be back tuesday. I will be back tomorrow to see if Spooky came back in the last two days over their weekend. Please pray shes there for me.

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 02:27 AM (f858s)

791 I'm just chillaxin' with Elvis, John Kerry, and Nicole Simpson's real killer.

Posted by: Bigfoot at June 09, 2015 02:27 AM (1PVlv)

792 You're mixing up your asshole Arkansas governors. Fuckabee plays the bass.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 02:26 AM (zt+N6)


Pffft.

This is playing bass:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J9uTifOpj8

Posted by: Zombie Cliff Burton at June 09, 2015 02:28 AM (7YlUk)

793 You're mixing up your asshole Arkansas governors. Fuckabee plays the bass.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 02:26 AM (zt+N6)


--LMAO. Goes to show how little I care about the Huckster.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:29 AM (1PVlv)

794 Posted by: rectal

A little song from Butters: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isujdfWGqss

SFW

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 02:30 AM (Vm8WO)

795 Please pray shes there for me.
Done.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 02:31 AM (UVfht)

796 Why does silly wabbit not give up and troll/spam/infect elsewhere? If I'm at a party and it's clear no one wants to talk to me, I GTFO.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:32 AM (1PVlv)

797 Why does silly wabbit not give up and troll/spam/infect elsewhere? If
I'm at a party and it's clear no one wants to talk to me, I GTFO.


Perseveration.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 02:33 AM (UVfht)

798 Posted by: smoozy smoo at June 09, 2015 02:33 AM (qhP+I)

***

*poof*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 02:34 AM (3F6F8)

799 Throw him in the hole, Daddy!

Posted by: 1001 Rabbit Tales Reference at June 09, 2015 02:34 AM (1PVlv)

800 Ozone FTW.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 02:36 AM (cIoI4)

801 791 I'm just chillaxin' with Elvis, John Kerry, and Nicole Simpson's real killer.

Posted by: Bigfoot
----------------------------
I never get invited to the cool parties...

Posted by: Nessie at June 09, 2015 02:38 AM (nmTBe)

802 I never get invited to the cool parties...

Posted by: Nessie at June 09, 2015 02:38 AM (nmTBe


That's cause you're like a wet blanket.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 02:39 AM (zt+N6)

803 The No Fast Track website has fliers that can be downloaded and printed here, for anyone who wants to spread the word: http://www.nofasttrack.com/#!/facts

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:39 AM (1PVlv)

804 G'night everyone.

I'll leave you with a little something from a cult other than our resident cephalopod's.

https://youtu.be/jGKNaIXtBZQ

(SFW)

It sort of sounds akin to what it's like to be concerned with objective truth these days.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 02:39 AM (UVfht)

805 I never get invited to the cool parties...

Posted by: Nessie at June 09, 2015 02:38 AM (nmTBe)


A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo6mpg3KQZ0

Posted by: Hatodon at June 09, 2015 02:39 AM (7YlUk)

806 I never get invited to the cool parties...
Posted by: Nessie at June 09, 2015 02:38 AM (nmTBe)


You're too high maintenance. It's a bitch finding a tank big enough for you.

Posted by: Bigfoot at June 09, 2015 02:41 AM (1PVlv)

807 All right, time to call it a night.

gushie seems like she's preoccupied, so I'll take a rain check on the horsey stuff.

'Night y'all!

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:43 AM (1PVlv)

808 But Nessie always brings the Best Scotch!

Posted by: area 51 alien at June 09, 2015 02:44 AM (nmTBe)

809 Nite Blanco, logprof

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 02:45 AM (Vm8WO)

810 On the right.

Second from top.

http://element115theband.com/Flash/JukeBoxGen.html

Posted by: Ununpentium at June 09, 2015 02:50 AM (7YlUk)

811 Posted by: V. Putin at June 09, 2015 02:49 AM (qhP+I)

***

We know. You are in Mom's basement hackin while whackin. Bye.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 02:50 AM (3F6F8)

812 762
760 Hi, gushka! Someone else here (maybe bbd) said you had an
interesting take on the Belmont Stakes. I'd be interested in your
analysis.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:06 AM (1PVlv)



Oh yeah, why it was it was unlikely anyone would ever win the triple crown again

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 02:08 AM (Vm8WO)

oh yeah i have been DYING to talk about this! ok they did a couple of cool things. did you guys see the article on the "X Factor" in pedigrees? k, what they did is hes bred for sped but whats awesome is the have a bunch of "random shit" in the pedigree that if you dont get what they were doing look like "who the fuck horses are those?" ok so two problems on the T-bred industry... they line bred on Native dancer, and then after that when Affirmed turned out to be a loser as a stud and Alidar who was second next to him in every race was a winner, they line bred all the horses for speed on Alidar... problem was, that sumbitch was a bleeder.

now we get to the problem. we get all these awesome horses with early speed who can get the first two legs of the triple crown... but bleeders have to take Lasix and that is a banned substance at the Belmont. So all these horses get their meds for the first races, but not for the last and hardest leg, which would be the one to REALLY make them bleed.

ok now the problems with lasix are complex. one of the problems is the obvious one, they run ok with their meds, but take them away and the poor bastards tear up their windpipe with bursting capillaries and they bleed and bleed and bleed. but also if they ARE on the meds, then they have a harder time recovering from the races, because the Lasix make them piss away their electrolytes and so their organs have a harder time recovering. (I am gonna be truthful and say i cant remember if it TAKES 36 hours and with lasix its over twice that, but thats what i seem to remember) anyway it APPEARS Baffert came up with a novel electrolyte protocol to keep the horse from pissing his minerals away, OOOOOOR they flat out hooked him up to an IV with a drip on a timer (this is how i would solve the issue.) Also theres sort of an additional issue with bones microfracturing in the race, due to the lasix leaching the calcium and phosphorous.

they seem to have overcome all of this. Bebe has heard my rant about the widespread of Lasix and the stupid things they did with the breeding. Secretariat had a extra large heart, nearly twice normal size. So did an Australian Horse named Phar Lap who was gelded sadly and died racing... we have not been breeding for that big heart for distance. we have bred for speed over a long sprint. and as a result we have paid the price. and i have gone on way to long and this soap box is starting to feel kinda way up here... sorta like a high horse.

i think i will just climb down now...

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 02:51 AM (f858s)

813 g'night log, blanco, any one else bailing.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 02:52 AM (3Vk1T)

814 Anyone read anything about mr. heinz ketchup at all lately?

One of the wackier sites I read a Theory is going around that he did get whacked.

By the Moussad.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 02:56 AM (6yehy)

815 Is there something wrong with the site? Or with the Intarwebs themselves? I cannot go directly to ace.mu.nu with my browser, but I got here via a proxy. But the page is missing all graphics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 02:59 AM (yDmQD)

816
Remember, they covered up Tereeeeeezzzzzaaaaa's stroke, too. So, maybe Kerry had a stroke, it caused his fall and fx.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 09, 2015 03:00 AM (iQIUe)

817 Is there something wrong with the site? Or with the Intarwebs themselves? I cannot go directly to ace.mu.nu with my browser, but I got here via a proxy. But the page is missing all graphics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 02:59 AM (yDmQD)


When in doubt, blame the trolls.

When that avenue is exhausted... blame Pixy... then ask for forgiveness...

Posted by: Postin' Hat at June 09, 2015 03:01 AM (7YlUk)

818 That is pretty interesting gushka. So basically they went and tried to select for certain traits that also gave side effects that are undesirable making it harder to win all three races. Of course its never been easy to win all three since there are only what 12 winners?

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 03:01 AM (zt+N6)

819 814 Anyone read anything about mr. heinz ketchup at all lately?

One of the wackier sites I read a Theory is going around that he did get whacked.

By the Moussad.

Posted by: Tim
----------------------------
I was talking about this with SMFH earlier. It is rather weird. How long has it been now since we saw/heard from him?

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 03:02 AM (3Vk1T)

820 Main page loads up fine for me.

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 03:02 AM (zt+N6)

821 Be interesting to know exactly which C-17 he was flown home in. Somebody
else would know for sure but at least 4 of them are equipped with a Advanced Medical Suit capable of Life Support and Surgery.

Find the Tail Number of that C-17 and you can find if it was one of them.

You wouldn't need that for a broken Leg or a dead Body.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 03:05 AM (6yehy)

822 818
That is pretty interesting gushka. So basically they went and tried to
select for certain traits that also gave side effects that are
undesirable making it harder to win all three races. Of course its
never been easy to win all three since there are only what 12 winners?

Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 03:01 AM (zt+N6)


yup. Plus they give them steroids to keep their privates from developing enough to get in the way of their stride. That cant be good either. THeres a lot of things they would have never DREAMED of doing in the old days that we do today... like IV DMSO. And a massive dose of banamine after the race. though to be fair i do not know if that DMSO is legal or if you you detox from that in time.

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 03:05 AM (f858s)

823 We will show ourselves to you if you allow us to collect entitlements. We were here first.

Posted by: Sasquatch community at June 09, 2015 03:05 AM (F1Z8f)

824 Still blocked from going to ace.mu.nu directly. I'm guessing the troll must have spoofed my IP address, or else my IP address falls withing a range that Maet has banned for troll activity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 03:08 AM (yDmQD)

825 I am going to reboot my modem and computer, and see if that makes any difference.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 03:10 AM (yDmQD)

826 British Columbia Poised to Abolish Gender

Not actual gender, which properly understood is just a synonym for one's actual biological sex, but the recognition that of a baby being a boy or a girl. Again, this madness is cropping up in Canada.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9207

Posted by: The Poitical Hat at June 09, 2015 03:11 AM (7YlUk)

827 823 We will show ourselves to you if you allow us to collect entitlements. We were here first.
Posted by: Sasquatch community at June 09, 2015 03:05 AM (F1Z8f)

Not buyin' it. You came over Beringia just like everybody else. And you can collect entitlements after you whack all the ms-13 thugs and badass welfare queens, so get in line, fuzzy face.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 09, 2015 03:18 AM (+YMhA)

828 Wow, did I do something to get the boot?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 03:18 AM (cIoI4)

829 *Whew*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 03:19 AM (XrHO0)

830 Rebooted modem, no joy. Rebooted computer, ditto. I can access other Web sites OK, must be that my Internet provider is being blocked for troll activity. That used to happen with depressing regularity when I was at wellsite, and using the Pason satellite system for Internet access. The ground station went through Telus.net. and it seems Telus was forever getting blocked for troll activity. But I am at home now, and not using Telus directly, but perhaps my ISP ties into a Telus trunk somewhere.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 03:22 AM (yDmQD)

831 i got a really super bad problem with this whole Trans thing. i have people i actually LOVE who are trans people and would never call anything but "she" in conversation or in reference. but on papers of Record? Nope i would put XX or XY depending on what the blood shows.



my whole life is pedigrees. i absolutely HAVE to know what genes are fully or only partially expressed. we have issues with horses being cryptorchid (balls undecended) or monorchid (only one ball.) we cant lie if there is a problem with that in the line we geld the colt unless we got a real good reason not to. Same with crooked legs and stuff or for a thoroughbred ... if you are slow, you are food for Japanese. If you are not you are food for japanese when you get slow from age.



with humans its worse. some genetic diseases are matrilinial transmission, some are not. if we start writing any old thing on people BC just to avoid hurt feelings then we are gonna screw shit up in record keeping that could save or condemn a life.


this does not make sense to me. I do not understand someone not keeping paper record straight. because to be truly without prejudice you have to be able to face the truth with a smile, even if it is a weary and ironic one. Now i am NOT saying one should ever ever lose ones manners when adressing a lady and call her "sir" or a man. But i am saying theres gotta be a way there can be a legal notation that a transition was made or we are headed to crazy land.

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 03:23 AM (f858s)

832 I'm sure you do, Ira. Bye.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 03:25 AM (cIoI4)

833 Now i am NOT saying one should ever ever lose ones manners when adressing a lady and call her "sir" or a man. But i am saying theres gotta be a way there can be a legal notation that a transition was made or we are headed to crazy land.

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 03:23 AM (f858s)


I have never knowingly had any dealings with trannies. Who knows? Maybe I met some that were so convincing that I never questioned their apparent gender, in which case I take things at face value. But dealing with a person known to be a tranny? No way will I validate their mental illness by playing their game. And it is a mental illness. People that humor them are doing them no favors.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 03:30 AM (yDmQD)

834 Has there been any mrs heinz ketchup sightings lately?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 03:31 AM (6yehy)

835 "Even the same man is not equal to himself on different days."

Believe me, hon, I know the feeling...

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 09, 2015 03:32 AM (F1Z8f)

836 "or we are headed to crazy land.
"

We're there. The long slow crawl back up is beginning. Going to be painful getting Sanity back.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 03:33 AM (6yehy)

837 Yep, cuz this ( young?) man is all about insulting with no provocation whatsoever.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 03:35 AM (XrHO0)

838 We're there. The long slow crawl back up is beginning. Going to be painful getting Sanity back.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 03:33 AM (6yehy)

Well, let's hope we can do it without The Gods of the Copybook Headings paying a visit. They always make it unpleasant whenever people go too crazy for too long.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 03:36 AM (J+mig)

839 Night all.

Here is "Adrift in the Ocean" bu YOB:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnijxVBQ1A4

Posted by: The Poitical Hat at June 09, 2015 03:36 AM (7YlUk)

840 No way will I validate their mental illness by
playing their game. And it is a mental illness. People that humor them
are doing them no favors.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 03:30 AM (yDmQD)


one saved my sisters life when she was turned out on the street, alone and friendless and without money. gave her a place to live, safety, and friend, some life coaching that turned her around and i will never forget it. if you met this person you would never know that she wasnt a dowdy woman of impeccable manners. She saved my sister so profoundly she was the guest of honour at her wedding and even the super born again cousin fought to sit with her and hold her hand, so she wouldnt feel awkward.

but like i said, legal papers like a birth cert or a death certificate are different .

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 03:37 AM (f858s)

841 People that humor them are doing them no favors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 03:30 AM (yDmQD)

It's exactly like telling an Anorexic "Yes, you are really fat. I support your diet plan. 60 lbs. is too much for an adult your height."

It's destructive and leads to further destruction, and the rate of suicide among post-op transsexuals proves it.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 03:37 AM (J+mig)

842
Well, let's hope we can do it without The Gods
of the Copybook Headings paying a visit. They always make it unpleasant
whenever people go too crazy for too long.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 03:36 AM (J+mig)


i dread that for us ours will be chinese.

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 03:38 AM (f858s)

843 *peeks in*

Still awash is flotsam are we?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 09, 2015 03:39 AM (ifSWP)

844 i dread that for us ours will be chinese.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 03:38 AM (f858s)

China is on a path to become a Christian country in 20-30 years. The religion's wildly popular there now, especially among the young, so there might actually be worse things that could happen. Like, say, Global Socialism.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 03:41 AM (J+mig)

845 gushka, this tranny you speak of sounds like one who is coping with his mental illness. I suspect he/she/it would be able to deal with a "denier" like me without coming apart.


But if I met this person in the normal course of events, I expect I would take her to be a woman, if that is how she presents. I don't go through life looking to pick fights with crazy people. But if someone I know were to become a tranny, I would not go along with the charade.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 03:45 AM (yDmQD)

846 . Like, say, Global Socialism.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 03:41 AM (J+mig)

























thats gonna really suck for the idiosyncratic, the eccentric, and the individualists...

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 03:45 AM (f858s)

847 >>>Anyone read anything about mr. heinz ketchup at all lately?

>>> Has there been any mrs heinz ketchup sightings lately?

No, but bear in mind they have concealed Kerry permits.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 09, 2015 03:45 AM (F1Z8f)

848 "No, but bear in mind they have concealed Kerry permits."

Ok now. That was good.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 03:47 AM (6yehy)

849 "concealed Kerry" LOL

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 03:48 AM (yDmQD)

850 It's probably all a big Nothing Burger with extra ketchup anyway.

Just something to distract the masses with.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 03:50 AM (6yehy)

851 But if someone I know were to become a tranny, I would not go along with the charade.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 03:45 AM (yDmQD)


i had a friend from high school do that. i have never been able to test your thesis on him as he always still appears to me as a man, if a very swishy one (normal situation since age 17) But i have heard he calls himself Bridget now and goes to pagan AA meetings. My only comment was good for him on the AA!" he was a terrible drunk.

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 03:50 AM (f858s)

852 Now for arguments sake, let's say the Moussad did whack him. Would king putt have the balls to do anything about it?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 03:52 AM (6yehy)

853 thats gonna really suck for the idiosyncratic, the eccentric, and the individualists...
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 03:45 AM (f858s)

It always does, and this whole Trans-Pacific Partnership thing has me worried that we might be headed there a lot quicker than anybody thought.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 03:55 AM (J+mig)

854 Thing is, some of the people in this administration are so traitorous, I'd find it very difficult to be upset if it turned out that the Mossad were whacking them. They've crossed that line.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 09, 2015 03:59 AM (F1Z8f)

855 It always does, and this whole Trans-Pacific Partnership thing has me worried that we might be headed there a lot quicker than anybody thought.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 03:55 AM (J+mig)

****

Yep, because the Constitutional way is obviously to keep the intro Bill under lock and key while forbidding anyone who sees it to even speak about.

There can not be any had shit in a Bill like that. Nuh uh. No way.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:00 AM (3F6F8)

856 MUMR lives! Lol.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:03 AM (cIoI4)

857 This may be reprehensible of me, but the thing is, some of the people in this administration are so traitorous, I'd find it very difficult to be upset if it turned out that the Mossad were whacking them. They've crossed that line.

Posted by: Mitch Rapp at June 09, 2015 04:05 AM (F1Z8f)

858 "I'd find it very difficult to be upset if it turned out that the Mossad were whacking them."

I wouldn't lose any sleep over it either.

Wheels within wheels though. That's what makes the Conspiracy Theory so attractive. Endless possibilities.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 04:05 AM (6yehy)

859 856
MUMR lives! Lol.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:03 AM (cIoI4)

I'm so confused.

Posted by: BignJames at June 09, 2015 04:08 AM (HtUkt)

860 Posted by: Gil from Samoa at June 09, 2015 04:02 AM (8ZAbx)


Well, if you are honest and reputable, and not a degenerate troll who sucks his own farts by way of a rubber tube stolen from Bruce Jenner's douche bag, why do you constantly keep changing your nic?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 04:08 AM (yDmQD)

861 I'm so confused.
Posted by: BignJames at June 09, 2015 04:08 AM (HtUkt)

****

I'm referring to comments that get waxed upon refresh. There's a troll trying to put words on the board, and Maet's script kills them before most can see them.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:10 AM (3F6F8)

862 ISIS Skydiving Team. Straight people need not apply.

Posted by: goon at June 09, 2015 04:11 AM (gy5kE)

863 It's "shriveled", Douchebag. *poof*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:13 AM (cIoI4)

864 Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:10 AM (3F6F

Yeah, I see them....I vaguely know what it's about....I think.

Posted by: BignJames at June 09, 2015 04:13 AM (HtUkt)

865 It's "shriveled", Douchebag. *poof*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:13 AM (XrHO0)

866 Really now? My comments are....still here. I have to check my comment privilege, I guess.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:17 AM (cIoI4)

867 ISIS Skydiving Team. Straight people need not apply.

Posted by: goon at June 09, 2015 04:11 AM (gy5kE)


Well, if they were straight when they left the plane, they'll be badly bent after hitting the ground. After all, parachutes are haram, because they ain't in the koran.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 04:17 AM (yDmQD)

868 "ISIS Skydiving Team"

Parachutes are optional.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 04:18 AM (6yehy)

869 "ISIS Skydiving Team"

Parachutes are optional.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 04:18 AM (6yehy)

870 What in the heck is going on? Double post after refresh?

Pixy, feed the Hamsters please.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 04:21 AM (6yehy)

871 MUMR addressing his obsession here. Now, there's a shocker.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:21 AM (3F6F8)

872 MUMR addressing his obsession here. Now, there's a shocker.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:21 AM (cIoI4)

873 MUMR addressing his obsession here. Now, there's a shocker.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:22 AM (XrHO0)

874 Whoops.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:23 AM (cIoI4)

875 Wow, MUMR is in freefall. LOL.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:26 AM (XrHO0)

876 Looks like Weathered Overalls is socking regulars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 04:26 AM (yDmQD)

877 Looks like Weathered Overalls is socking regulars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 04:26 AM (yDmQD)

***

I actually did hit a triple, if that's what you're referring to. Comment would not go.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:28 AM (cIoI4)

878 I actually did hit a triple, if that's what you're referring to. Comment would not go.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:28 AM (cIoI4)


Yeah, but look at the hashes. You are cIoI4, and some of the other "MWNP's" are XrHO0.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 04:31 AM (yDmQD)

879 Again for arguments sake, if the Moussad did whack mr ketchup, what message would this send?

Will there be more "accidents" in the future?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 04:31 AM (6yehy)

880 Again for arguments sake, if the Moussad did whack mr ketchup, what message would this send?

Will there be more "accidents" in the future?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 04:31 AM (6yehy)

881 Yeah, but look at the hashes. You are cIoI4, and some of the other "MWNP's" are XrHO0.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 04:31 AM (yDmQD)

****

I post on a phone, and it seems to rotate between a few hashes. Plenty to bust on the troll about, but he is not doing that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:33 AM (XrHO0)

882 A bigger Question is if mr ketchup was whacked, would valjar care? Plenty more where he came from.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 04:36 AM (6yehy)

883 I post on a phone, and it seems to rotate between a few hashes. Plenty to bust on the troll about, but he is not doing that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:33 AM (XrHO0)


OK. That might explain things. I hope that things get sorted out in the morning so I don't have to use a proxy to post. Good night to you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 04:36 AM (yDmQD)

884 OK. That might explain things. I hope that things get sorted out in the morning so I don't have to use a proxy to post. Good night to you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 04:36 AM (yDmQD)

****

Have a good night AOP.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:38 AM (XrHO0)

885 Yeah, 12 in a row. No way this is MUMR trying to reach out to his obsession or anything.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:42 AM (3F6F8)

886 Yeah, 12 in a row. No way this is MUMR trying to reach out to his obsession or anything.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:43 AM (3F6F8)

887 Crap, once again the ONT has gone to to shit thanks to a troll.

Maybe w can sic the Mossad on him!

Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at June 09, 2015 04:43 AM (4pjhs)

888 I post on a phone, and it seems to rotate between a few hashes. Plenty to bust on the troll about, but he is not doing that.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from

Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:33 AM (XrHO0)
---
Yes, odd. When I post on my galaxy, I get the same 3 hashes myself.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 09, 2015 04:46 AM (cIoI4)

889 Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at June 09, 2015 04:45 AM (8ZAbx)

****

Well, my goodiness. Uncloaked, it is! As if anyone ever had a doubt....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:47 AM (cIoI4)

890 Yes, odd. When I post on my galaxy, I get the same 3 hashes myself.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 09, 2015 04:46 AM (cIoI4)

****

I assume it to be a Carrier thing.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:49 AM (3F6F8)

891 How long do you have to be missing before you can get a pic on the side of a Milk Carton?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 04:53 AM (6yehy)

892 How long do you have to be missing before you can get a pic on the side of a Milk Carton?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 04:53 AM (6yehy)

893 Psstt....Anna hates you.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:53 AM (XrHO0)

894 For the obsessed freak that you are.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:57 AM (3F6F8)

895 How long do you have to be missing before you can get a pic on the side of a Milk Carton?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois

-----

Depends how panicky your mom is. With my mom a half an hour late to dinner would have qualified me.

Posted by: RKae at June 09, 2015 05:15 AM (8+KZ4)

896 I keep looking on Craigslist D.C. Still nothing under missing Secretarys of State.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 05:27 AM (6yehy)

897 I keep looking on Craigslist D.C. Still nothing under missing Secretarys of State.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 05:27 AM
---
What about missing gold digging Herman Munster impersonators?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 09, 2015 05:38 AM (XrHO0)

898 If Barack was ever on a horse, it was a Shetland pony.

"Now is the time when the oceans slow their rise, and the planet begins to produce Triple Crown winners."

I see the ONT is still troll infested; this in many ways is the story of TFG.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 09, 2015 05:45 AM (6sL58)

899 LoL.

Now the story has degenerated into mrs ketcup, mr ketchup murder-suicide.

Unpossible?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 05:58 AM (6yehy)

900 900

Posted by: steinmetz at June 09, 2015 07:00 AM (CrYC8)

901
'How would they know, why should they care? '
Please don't bother tryin' to find them, they're not there.
Now let me tell you 'bout the way xe walks, the way xe talks and the color of xis hair.

Posted by: Dave H at June 09, 2015 11:30 AM (DeQAd)

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