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Overnight Open Thread (6-8-2015)
"Nobody is equal to anybody. Even the same man is not equal to himself on different days."
-- Thomas Sowell
This David Brooks column on "campus crusaders" misses a key point. These aren't good, well-meaning people who have just gone a bit too far. They're awful, nasty people using the excuse of "social justice" to justify indulging base desires of power and control. Awful, nasty, horrible people who should be recognized for what they are, denounced for what they are, and shamed for what they are. Because what they are is evil.
-- Glenn Reynolds
The Orwellian Nature of Transgender Politics
Strikingly, the Guardian writer says people like Bruce/Caitlyn have 'always been women. even when they were "fathering" children'. Notice it's the 'fathering' bit that is in scare quotes, suggesting it wasn't real, while the description of Bruce as a woman is treated as an incontestable truth. War is peace, freedom is slavery, man is woman.
This trans Orwellianism is increasingly finding expression in the law itself. In Ireland last year, a trans woman won the right to have her sex changed to female on her actual birth certificate. This is alarming. The midwife who said 'This is a boy' when this trans woman was born was telling the truth, and that truth was recorded on a public document. No matter - truth and history are putty in the hands of the trans lobby. Just as Big Brother thinks it can force people to accept that 2 + 2 = 5, so trans activists want us to chant: 'Bruce Jenner is a woman and has always been a woman, even when she was producing sperm, impregnating women, and winning gold medals in men's sports.' And the small matter of Bruce's birth certificate, his proven paternity of children? Forget all that; shove it down the memory hole.
Madness.
And I'm old enough to remember when this was considered over the top satire and not orthodox au courant thought that you publicly cross at your peril.
How Hard Up is Obama For Accomplishments?
This much.
Why Are These Men Shaking Hands?
The very fact that they're doing it in public tells you how much more chaotic, and dangerous the world has become under Obama's non-leadership. Just because the Obama administration disapproves does not mean that other countries won't act to protect their own interests, even if it goes against the interests of the Obama Administration.
Jon Gabriel on the Non-Political Relevance of L'Affaire Jenner
What Democrats and the media (but I repeat myself) don't get is that every cultural story is not a political one. No conservative politicos are outlawing reassignment surgery or banning trans Americans from public office. There is no effort to toss Jenner in jail or force E! to drop their latest reality show (unlike similar leftist demands about "Duck Dynasty" and the Duggars' program).Serious presidential candidates don't feel the need to write press releases about every blip on the pop culture radar. They would rather focus on those issues they can affect, such as taxes, health care policy, and national defense.
Nevertheless, it's only a matter of time until reporters demand GOP candidates take a position on l'Affaire Jenner. My recommendation is to ignore them completely.
Can You Keep Men Out of the Ladies Bathroom?
Not if they feel themselves to be women according to a recent OSHA guide. Oh and you can't have a third tranny bathroom either. And can women sue you because there's a man in the ladies room? Probably. Welcome to 2015.
Barnard College Will Admit Men Who Think They Are Women But Not Women Who Think They Are Men
How would they know, why should they care?
A 'Kind Reminder' From Our Chinese Friends and Partners in Peace
Crises have a logic all their own so it's best to avoid them lest you end up in an 'unavoidable' state of conflict that no one actually desired.
The whole thing reads like it was written by somebody who really thinks he has the U.S.'s number. That's dangerous. The American political system makes the mechanism for going to war a politically complicated thing, and no one person ultimately knows just how resolute the U.S. as a whole is in opposing China's regional aggression. Given the right set of circumstances, America could easily escalate things to a level that the current Chinese regime simply couldn't survive, even while taking a painful but ultimately recoverable hit itself.
History shows that threatening the freedom of navigation in important sea lanes (like the South China Sea, through which an estimated third of all global sea trade passes) is one of those things that can make America become very bellicose very quickly. Let's hope the Chinese aren't being blithe about assuming that U.S. policy is dominated by capitalist realists whose sober conception of the immediate national interest would never lead them to actually get involved in a war.
Denmark Spends £41m Sending Criminal Youths on Caribbean Cruises in a Bid to Rehabilitate Them
And recidivists are sent again.
The Batterizer is a new device getting a lot of buzz that claims it can extend the functional life of a battery by up to 8x normal by harvesting unused energy inside the cell. What it really is a boost converter in a very small form factor that slips over the battery. And here Dave Jones shows that for real world devices it will at most gain you something like 5-20% longer battery life. Which is something but hardly the miracle it's claimed to be.
How could they not include this classic?
The Yahoo AoSHQ group - it's got electrolytes and shit.
And my twitter thang.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at June 08, 2015 10:34 PM (rhjQp)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 08, 2015 10:35 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 10:35 PM (H8DsL)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at June 08, 2015 10:35 PM (rhjQp)
Who did we piss off today?
Also, two things. We're inside two weeks for the NoVaMoMe. And after a long break, AtC and I did the podcast thing again. It'll be up at the link in my nic at 945 tomorrow morning.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015 10:36 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 08, 2015 10:37 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 08, 2015 10:37 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 08, 2015 10:38 PM (HeQCE)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at June 08, 2015 10:38 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 10:38 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 08, 2015 10:38 PM (on01m)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2015 10:38 PM (NjBm8)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June
Howdy you nasty F*cker
What's happening in Hooterville?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 10:38 PM (H8DsL)
OTOH, if Obama wants to harken back to Carter, then I will happily await the election of Reagan 2.0.
Posted by: Y-not is not a troll at June 08, 2015 10:39 PM (RWGcK)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 10:39 PM (EzgxV)
Electronic Toys of the 70s
1980 -- close enough for jazz:
cocole.com/wp-content/uploads/mego-fireman-fireman.jpg
Omni Game of the Year, I believe.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2015 10:39 PM (kdS6q)
Please don't bother trying to find her
She's not there
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June
It's not there
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 10:39 PM (H8DsL)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at June 08, 2015 10:39 PM (QbBGt)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 10:39 PM (Tsw/P)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2015 10:40 PM (NjBm8)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 08, 2015 10:40 PM (ucDmr)
http://tinyurl.com/qa8q9pm
Well you don't say. Who'd a thunk?
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 08, 2015 10:40 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Al Roker at June 08, 2015 10:41 PM (dt+UH)
What is a politically correct whipped whelp of a straight White male poet who concomitantly wants to write, but believes that there should be no poems from White males, and that writing from another perspective is "colonizing" and "appropriating another person's experience"? According to Elisa Gabbert over at "Electric Literature", the answer is to Shut Up!
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9215
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 08, 2015 10:41 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: SavetheEarth at June 08, 2015 10:41 PM (wbtZJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 10:41 PM (Tsw/P)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 08, 2015 10:41 PM (ucDmr)
Except for the fact that everything *is* political when the goal of the Left is a government that is inserted into every facet of life.
You aren't being asked for tolerance. You're being asked to applaud. Or else.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2015 10:41 PM (uctT+)
21 13: Hello my friend. There is nothing happening here at all. Just the way I like it. How's things in the north country?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 08, 2015 10:40 PM (ucDmr)
Not much. 1st day back from vacation. Sometimes I wonder why I take the time off. Beautiful,weather day
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 10:42 PM (H8DsL)
How will we know which men feel like a woman on any given day? They'll tell you?
Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 08, 2015 10:42 PM (dKT8G)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2015 10:40 PM (NjBm
***
Post tweet, and after seeing the vicious (deservedly) responses, they are claiming just that.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 08, 2015 10:42 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 10:42 PM (+1K+6)
Posted by: 2-XL at June 08, 2015 10:42 PM (dt+UH)
Posted by: Moochzilla Obama at June 08, 2015 10:43 PM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2015 10:43 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 10:44 PM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 08, 2015 10:44 PM (Dmko9)
Just wanted to remind everyone that I. Still. Live.
Posted by: Steve Gutenberg at June 08, 2015 10:44 PM (ynQIy)
Good news, everyone!:
June 8, 2015: The United States recently delivered 2,000 AT4CS (the CS stands for "Confined Spaces") one-shot shoulder fired rocket launchers to the Iraqi military. The 6.8 kg (15 pound) weapon has a range of 300 meters and can destroy bunkers as well as armored vehicles.
Coming soon to a terrorist incident near you.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2015 10:44 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2015 10:45 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 10:45 PM (H8DsL)
And promptly hung!
Posted by: Anti-socialist at June 08, 2015 10:45 PM (+kznc)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2015 10:44 PM (kdS6q)
I see no possible way this could go poorly.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015 10:45 PM (GEICT)
But just haven't done anything in, what, 15 years?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 10:45 PM (Tsw/P)
Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2015 10:46 PM (go5uR)
heheheh eh heh... "hung"... heheheh
Posted by: beavis at June 08, 2015 10:46 PM (tBSrv)
Nixon--Last president to have a Beatles album released...
Reagan--had 8 hit singles released from "Thriller"...
George W. Bush--last public performance by the 4 members of Pink Floyd!
Posted by: JoeF. at June 08, 2015 10:46 PM (8HGb7)
Probably a good time to move to a smaller
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 08, 2015 10:46 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 10:47 PM (k2QA3)
Will he post a picture as "Caitlyn" Obama to celebrate another accomplishment unseen since the Carter Era? Or is he sexist?
Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2015 10:47 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 10:47 PM (1PVlv)
Posted by: How Did Old Happen So Fast at June 08, 2015 10:47 PM (5UOKw)
Unfortunately, I won't be able to attend the meet up.I wish I could but taking care of my aunt comes first.
As always, cancer sucks.
Posted by: mpfs, Save A Horse...Ride Rick 'Effin Perry, Part Deux at June 08, 2015 10:48 PM (V5MwV)
Posted by: phreshone at June 08, 2015 10:48 PM (kFxpe)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2015 10:49 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 10:49 PM (+1K+6)
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 10:49 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2015 10:49 PM (rwI+c)
Unfortunately, I won't be able to attend the meet up.I wish I could but taking care of my aunt comes first.
As always, cancer sucks.
Posted by: mpfs, Save A Horse...Ride Rick 'Effin Perry, Part Deux at June 08, 2015 10:48 PM (V5MwV)
We'll def miss you, ma'am. But yes, take care of your aunt.
As always, FUCK CANCER.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015 10:49 PM (GEICT)
WHEN YOU NEED IT!
because...
Because that damned babysitter you fired is trying to steal your kid.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2015 10:49 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: phreshone
Well, look at that!
Barack Obama looks like a pile of horse puckey.
Triple Crown!!
We're number 1! Or....is it number 2?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 08, 2015 10:50 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 10:50 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 08, 2015 10:50 PM (TF10X)
Just wanted to remind everyone that I. Still. Live.
Posted by: Steve Gutenberg at June 08, 2015 10:44 PM (ynQIy)
That's cute. Tell us more.
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at June 08, 2015 10:50 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 10:49 PM (+1K+6)
****
Yep. Tiny minds, huge egos.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 08, 2015 10:50 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2015 10:51 PM (rwI+c)
Wouldn't it be quicker to cut out the middleman & just ship them directly to ISIS?
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 08, 2015 10:51 PM (KghRQ)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2015 10:44 PM (kdS6q)
I see no possible way this could go poorly.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015 10:45 PM (GEICT)
Thanks for the rocket launchers, infidels!
Posted by: ISIS at June 08, 2015 10:51 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 10:51 PM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 08, 2015 10:51 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 08, 2015 10:52 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Mary Harf, weapons grade idiot at June 08, 2015 10:52 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 10:52 PM (9HoBs)
Good luck with the pigs, Ero.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 10:53 PM (Tsw/P)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 08, 2015 10:53 PM (KCxzN)
And not to sound all flowery and Kumbaya--ish, but you know what's funny?, I didn't know who was who in that picture of the two men shaking hands . Until I , read the caption I thought Dore Gold was the Saudi.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 08, 2015 10:53 PM (8HGb7)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 08, 2015 10:53 PM (3F6F8)
June 8, 2015: The United States recently delivered 2,000 AT4CS (the CS stands for "Confined Spaces") one-shot shoulder fired rocket launchers to the Iraqi military. The 6.8 kg (15 pound) weapon has a range of 300 meters and can destroy bunkers as well as armored vehicles.
Coming soon to a terrorist incident near you.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2015 10:44 PM (kdS6q)
I just read a report that said that ISIS had used U.S. made anti-tank weapons in Palmyra.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 08, 2015 10:53 PM (BZAd3)
If you used batteries, you could score at will because the defenders move slower when the battery was low.
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 08, 2015 10:54 PM (h53OH)
EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL!!
STAY CALM, I'VE GOT THIS!
Posted by: Mary Harf, weapons grade idiot at June 08, 2015 10:52 PM (+1T7c)
Ya know Sweetie, your bra size is bigger than your iq
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 10:54 PM (H8DsL)
You Marons Rock!
Posted by: Farmer at June 08, 2015 10:54 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Y-not is not a troll at June 08, 2015 10:54 PM (RWGcK)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 10:55 PM (zOTsN)
Breaking: American Pharoah refuses stud farm assignment; says "I now identify as Nefertiti".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 10:55 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 08, 2015 10:55 PM (ucDmr)
Bout time!
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2015 10:55 PM (zt+N6)
The power of advertising.
Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 08, 2015 10:55 PM (dKT8G)
Bingo!
The MSM will force all of the candidates to comment on this. Guaranteed.
As for the rest of us, remember this one from Holder's tenure at the DoJ?
"A brochure emailed to DoJ employees requiring them to verbally affirm homosexuality regardless of
their personal beliefs has sparked accusations of religious intolerance
and viewpoint discrimination....
"The brochure was created as a resource from DOJ Pride, an association
of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender employees of the DOJ," Starnes
wrote."
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 10:55 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 10:54 PM (H8DsL)
Not there's anything wrong with that, per se. It just means that you're not quite equipped intellectually for certain jobs.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015 10:55 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2015 10:56 PM (uctT+)
you know what's funny?, I didn't know who was who in that picture of the
two men shaking hands . Until I , read the caption I thought Dore Gold
was the Saudi.
Posted by: JoeF.
Many Jews do look Semitic, as in similar to Arabs.
And actually, I read some years ago that Kurds share a substantial genetic relationship to Semitic Jews. They are natural allies, because Kurds think Arabs are wild men.
Posted by: Mary Harf, weapons grade idiot at June 08, 2015 10:56 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2015 10:56 PM (F0Cog)
Beyond sick and tired of transgender bullshit.
There is NO SUCH THING as a transgendered individual.
You're born either male or female,and will expire as one or the other.
It's immaterial what is sown on or sliced off in the interim.
That is immutable.
This is reality, which is also immutable.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2015 10:56 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 10:56 PM (H8DsL)
Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 08, 2015 10:42 PM (dKT8G)
So all sex offenders have to do to enter women's bathrooms, is claim that they feel like a woman.
And sex offenders do victimize people in public restrooms.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2015 10:57 PM (NjBm8)
Posted by: EPA Hallway Pooper at June 08, 2015 10:57 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: mediocre websurfer - or something like that at June 08, 2015 10:58 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: Y-not is not a troll
It's Chicago town, kid. Don't take it too hard.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 08, 2015 10:58 PM (+1T7c)
According to the brochure, employees are required to verbally affirm homosexuality and place pro-gay stickers in their offices.
"Don't judge or remain silent," the brochure says. "Silence will be interpreted as disapproval."
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 10:58 PM (k2QA3)
True, but there are different bloodline even among the Arabs. The Arabs in my neck of the wood can easily pass as French or Italian.
Must be that Crusader blood....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 08, 2015 10:58 PM (8HGb7)
Well, if you did without my consent, it's RAPE!!!
*hit me again!*
Posted by: Mattress Gurl at June 08, 2015 10:59 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015
Spokesperson at the the adept of State isn't one of those. I was thinking more like receptionist at Joes Funeral Home
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 10:59 PM (H8DsL)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 10:59 PM (Tsw/P)
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 10:59 PM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 11:00 PM (+1K+6)
Posted by: Mary Harf,
Hmm, never heard of that genetic connection. I've heard the Kurds mentioned with the Mismuffet though.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2015 11:00 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 10:59 PM (H8DsL)
I had a buddy in college that would occasionally answer the phone with "Joe's Mortuary. You stab 'em, We grab 'em."
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2015 11:00 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:01 PM (Tsw/P)
-Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2015 10:56 PM (F0Cog)
I really enjoy peeing outside. I've actually passed-up my bathroom, so as to whiz outdoors with a half-ton of "cover".
Sometimes, I think it is simply to check the weather. Other times, I just want to pee outside.
Call me "That Guy". I don't care.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 08, 2015 11:02 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2015 11:02 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2015 10:47 PM (FcR7P)
Actually all he has to do is post that photo of himself in that African outfit, or whatever it was. Anyway, it looked pretty girly.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2015 11:02 PM (NjBm8)
It's symbolic of his struggle against reality.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2015 11:02 PM (W5DcG)
This is reality, which is also immutable.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2015 10:56 PM (jeCnD)
***
All very true, but we have reached the stage of this shit show in which thoughts and wishes overcome reality.
Witness a climate agreement that major nations signed that will not allow temps to rise above 2 degrees centigrade. They think that thoughts and good intentions can control the Sun and weather/climate, for God's sake.
Massive intellects we are dealing with here.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 08, 2015 11:02 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:02 PM (1PVlv)
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2015 11:00 PM (zt+N6)
I used to occasionally answer the phone in college with "Brent's Taxidermy and Restaurant: You kill 'em, we grill 'em."
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015 11:03 PM (GEICT)
WHEN YOU NEED IT!
because...
...it's awfully dark backstage when Penn and Teller's assistants prep the famous "Osmotic Diarrhea Baby" gag.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2015 11:03 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: ColdBeer
--------------
Mommy? What's that man doing?
Posted by: 911 Call at June 08, 2015 11:03 PM (9mTYi)
You choose - either this or Mattress Girl's "art" video.
Toronto to host massive orgy for disabled people.
http://tinyurl.com/p2tkt5g
Posted by: Thrawn at June 08, 2015 11:04 PM (wZ2hu)
0bama is a big dick.
Posted by: logprof
Actually, the three year old colts are given steroids to keep the size of their genitals down and allow them to run faster. American Pharoah will have to be off steroids for a while before he gets is sperm count up.
But Obama is still a big dick.
Ya got that, NSA?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 08, 2015 11:04 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2015 11:02 PM (NjBm
Mom jeans
Bike helmet
Just a few examples
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:04 PM (H8DsL)
Posted by: jmel at June 08, 2015 11:04 PM (8z98s)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:04 PM (zOTsN)
Bach: Concerto for violins in D minor
didn't even know I had that. Stuff in my library I didn't know I had.
Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 08, 2015 11:04 PM (dKT8G)
110 "Woohoo. New corners to pee in!" -Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2015 10:56 PM (F0Cog) I really enjoy peeing outside. I've actually passed-up my bathroom, so as to whiz outdoors with a half-ton of "cover". Sometimes, I think it is simply to check the weather. Other times, I just want to pee outside. Call me "That Guy". I don't care.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 08, 2015 11:02 PM (OQ9R7)
Here's your anthem.
https://youtu.be/0QFxlp59sEY
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2015 11:05 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: bananaDream at June 08, 2015 11:05 PM (vLk7c)
-Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2015 10:56 PM (jeCnD)
When feelings trump reality, you have NewSpeak.
...Orwell knew it.
"My Own Truth" became a thing.
-Jesus help us.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 08, 2015 11:05 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: 911 Call at June 08, 2015 11:06 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 10:38 PM (0O7c5)
I can't believe this clip hasn't been linked or referenced everywhere. I guess people thought that movie was just making fun of Christians...
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 11:06 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:06 PM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 11:06 PM (+1K+6)
Maet, please check your email.
Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 08, 2015 10:59 PM (AY/iP)
I notice he's not telling me to check mine, 'cause mine's shut down.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:06 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:07 PM (zOTsN)
That was the red one, right? It would play tones and you to copy them back to it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:07 PM (Tsw/P)
Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2015 11:07 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:07 PM (kCq6U)
Where are your lithium batteries, bitches? Put that Ray-o-Vac into a flashlight for 6 years, and see how you do.
Posted by: Splunge at June 08, 2015 11:07 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 08, 2015 11:07 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 11:07 PM (vmMMi)
What's disconcerting though is that after they're gone we don't recover. We remain changed until the next group of idiots decides they like the lies the Democrats are telling them and then another shift begins. And will remain after they're gone.
I'm beginning to understand why the GOP leadership sees no point or reward in trying to right these wrongs.
Better to just go with the flow and collect whatever benefit you can from whatever happens.
Posted by: Jakee308 at June 08, 2015 11:08 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: jmel at June 08, 2015 11:04 PM (8z98s)
****
Reply? "Just checked it, still there. Check your right to not he offended. You will find it sorely lacking".
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 08, 2015 11:08 PM (3F6F8)
They're wrong about that, too. WASTF.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 08, 2015 11:08 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 08, 2015 11:08 PM (iQIUe)
I love the way these Bigfoot hunters just talk matter-of-factly about Sasquatches as if they were cats or dogs."
They are believers. Or just heavily invested.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:09 PM (Tsw/P)
-Jesus help us.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 08, 2015 11:05 PM (OQ9R7)
--Moochzilla gave a commencement speech somewhere this month and used the phrase "my truth."
I grimaced.
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:09 PM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Splunge at June 08, 2015 11:09 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:09 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 10:51 PM (1PVlv)
It's a "samsquanch", and I hate those dirty cocksuckers.
Posted by: Bubbles at June 08, 2015 11:09 PM (+Fae7)
Feelings CANNOT trump reality. It just remains immutable,waiting for fools to bump up into it, with predictable results.
Not all of which are conducive to long life.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2015 11:09 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 11:09 PM (k2QA3)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015 11:10 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015
Or a few fries short of a Happy Meal,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:10 PM (H8DsL)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 08, 2015 11:10 PM (ucDmr)
If American Pharaoh goes tranny, and wants to be called "Cleopatra," I am out.
Posted by: Splunge at June 08, 2015 11:09 PM (qyomX)
lol
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 11:10 PM (0O7c5)
Don't know what he was on about. Looked like English to me.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 08, 2015 11:10 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Terrance and Philip at June 08, 2015 11:11 PM (1PVlv)
ground if I had acted like the brats in the Texas pool debacle. I was
told to "check my privilege>>>
Come on you even have to admit having caring parents was a privilege.
Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 11:11 PM (+1K+6)
Now we just steal. From those who earn and give it away.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 08, 2015 11:11 PM (+Ku4Q)
Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 08, 2015 11:08 PM (AY/iP)
***
Kindly GFY, Ira. After last night, I have explained in small short words what that means, so here's to hoping you get it.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 08, 2015 11:11 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 11:11 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM (kCq6U)
Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM (kCq6U)
Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM (kCq6U)
Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM (kCq6U)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM (+Ku4Q)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM (H8DsL)
-Posted by: 911 Call at June 08, 2015 11:03 PM (9mTYi)
*heh*
...I've got a patio, a deck, a nice view of the woods.
I whiz in "the unseen".
There is no possible way anyone can see me, lest they walk out my front door.
*shakes it*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:13 PM (kCq6U)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 11:13 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015 11:13 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM
Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM
Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM
Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:12 PM
Whatever you say, Johnny FourTimes.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2015 11:14 PM (uctT+)
You beat out Mr. Hammer
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:14 PM (H8DsL)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015
Or a few fries short of a Happy Meal,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:10 PM (H8DsL)
--That said, S.E. Cupp looked cute in that Squatchy shirt.
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:14 PM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2015 11:14 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 08, 2015 11:14 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:14 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:15 PM (kCq6U)
Whoa! Infidel scores a quad!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 11:13 PM (9mTYi)
That's what I was thinking -- it's like a quad-Axel or quad-toe-loop in skating.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:15 PM (EzgxV)
Breaking: American Pharoah refuses stud farm assignment; says "I now identify as Nefertiti".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 10:55 PM (9HoBs)
By the way, Baffert said the horse will get 200 mares a year. And IIRC a stud at that level costs about a third of a million dollars per mare.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2015 11:15 PM (NjBm8)
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:15 PM (1PVlv)
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:14 PM
She would look cute in a burka
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:15 PM (H8DsL)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:15 PM (zOTsN)
Is that what they used to call "manners"?
Consider that stolen!
Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:16 PM (kCq6U)
::: clears throat :::
"Past performance is no guarantee of future results."
Posted by: torquewrench at June 08, 2015 11:16 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Neighbor with a quadcopter mounted camera at June 08, 2015 11:16 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 08, 2015 11:13 PM (AY/iP)
****
So you actually understood it Ira. Wow. I am, based on our last transmissions, thoroughly impressed that you understood this. Bravo!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 08, 2015 11:16 PM (cIoI4)
It won't happen, of course. The court will acquiesce and judge that 'the state' also means the national government. It will validate the law, and validate Obama's criticism.
Eventually, someone, somewhere will go to far.
Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 08, 2015 11:16 PM (dKT8G)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:16 PM (Tsw/P)
Posted by: East German Judges at June 08, 2015 11:17 PM (+1K+6)
Even the Russian judge was impressed with the degree of difficulty in performing that trick. He may take home the gold....
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 11:17 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 11:17 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:18 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 08, 2015 11:18 PM (7YlUk)
Boom 7-0. I win bitchez
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 08, 2015 11:18 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:16 PM
Which bigfoot hunters you guys talking about?
Posted by: otho at June 08, 2015 11:18 PM (tBSrv)
REALITY IS GONNA BITE THESE FUCKERS IN THE ASS WHEN SHIT HITS THE FAN???
REALITY IS GONNA BITE THESE FUCKERS IN THE ASS WHEN SHIT HITS THE FAN???
REALITY IS GONNA BITE THESE FUCKERS IN THE ASS WHEN SHIT HITS THE FAN???
Posted by: Irrev. Al Dullton at June 08, 2015 11:18 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: Lizzy
****
Looks like there is some kind of altercation between the Russian judge and the Ukrainian judge.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2015 11:18 PM (F0Cog)
Jeff Conrad, for example, told deputies that he had worked at Disney's Magic Kingdom, half an hour away in Orlando. Disney told News13 in Florida that the man left Disney before the arrest.
"He traveled to have sex with a 14-year-old child," Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd told reporters at a news conference on Tuesday. "He had access to kids because, as he said, he was a Disney employee working at Magic Kingdom."
Two more suspects worked at Orlando theme parks, Judd said: Ryan Mayer at SeaWorld and Tomas Adames at Universal Studios. (Both companies told local media after the arrests that the men are no longer employed with them)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 08, 2015 11:19 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:19 PM (zOTsN)
They're also backing off some rulings made in 2009/2010.
They've refused to clarify or extend the ruling from 2008.
Notice the time line. As Obama got more settled in, the Supremes became more liberal.
I wonder why. I wonder why.
Posted by: Jakee308 at June 08, 2015 11:19 PM (zRby/)
Brazilian School Forces Jewish Students to Identify All Jews Among Them
http://bit.ly/1B20fAd
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 08, 2015 11:18 PM (7YlUk)
when will we say enough?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 11:19 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: otho at June 08, 2015 11:18 PM (tBSrv)
--Finding Bigfoot, on Animal Planet right now.
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:19 PM (1PVlv)
Since they know nothing about history, not even recent history, this would fly right over their heads.
Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:20 PM (kCq6U)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 08, 2015 11:20 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:20 PM (EzgxV)
I'm talking about the ones with the show "Finding Bigfoot." They went down south to your part of the world looking for the "Yowi" or some such.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:21 PM (Tsw/P)
Bought the Dressed All Over box set yet?
Watched Season 9 over the weekend. A bonus feature of it is the whole "Live in Fuckin' Dublin" special is included. I have not watched that yet but I'm saving it for when I need a good pick-me-up.
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:21 PM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Urdnot Wrex at June 08, 2015 11:21 PM (zt+N6)
Obama lifting American Pharaoh with a caption "My greatest accomplishment."
or Obama sitting backwards on the horse "The real horses a**"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 11:22 PM (9HoBs)
@WashTimes
Truck carrying 2,200 pigs overturns on Ohio highway:
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2015 11:22 PM (uctT+)
Yep, it had four or five games. One melody game like Simon, tictactoe, and some pattern one's.
Posted by: bananaDream at June 08, 2015 11:23 PM (vLk7c)
Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 08, 2015 11:23 PM (dKT8G)
Posted by: cthulhu
----------------
For some of us, it has been 5 hrs. since we dined. It is abusive of you to speak of these things.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 11:23 PM (9mTYi)
They'll find some emanating penumbra.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2015 11:23 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:23 PM (1PVlv)
To wit: American security guarantees are worthless, because the Democratic Party is fundamentally untrustworthy and will inhibit or flush away all such guarantees if they believe it to be in their immediate political interest at any given time.
Including having Democrats going back on security guarantees originally provided by Democratic presidents!
JFK and LBJ repeatedly stressed the American commitment to the independence and defense of South Vietnam. When Democrats got the chance in 1974-75, they promptly pulled the plug on Saigon.
Bill Clinton said that newly independent Ukraine should give up their former Soviet nukes in exchange for an ironclad American guarantee of Ukraine's territorial sovereignty. The very next Democratic president after Clinton completely ignored that solemn commitment, as Russia carved off chunk after bloody chunk of Ukrainian soil.
This undercutting of the trust which allies repose in the USA will have long-term consequences. Nasty ones. A lot of people are going to die. Oh joy.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 08, 2015 11:23 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2015 11:22 PM (uctT+)
I saw that on twitter earlier. Apparently there are piglets running loose all over the place.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015 11:23 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 11:23 PM (MQEz6)
Shredded BBQ pork sandwiches. When life hands you lemons,........add vodka
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:24 PM (H8DsL)
Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:24 PM (kCq6U)
Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 11:24 PM (+1K+6)
They'll not make that mistake again.
...they'll never allow another Reagan.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 08, 2015 11:24 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
--------------------------
That's a lot of hogwash
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 11:24 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:25 PM (1PVlv)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 08, 2015 11:25 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Robinson
****
Maybe they were riding....piggybacked!
(runs away)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2015 11:25 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:19 PM
Ah, I see. I know a bit about this stuff. They're not believers, nor short a few fries. Though they are invested... in the $$$ they get. They know there's no bigfoot. It's mostly a game of make believe for shits and giggles at the lower levels and for $$$ at the upper. There's always enough of the gullble to keep it going.
Posted by: otho at June 08, 2015 11:25 PM (tBSrv)
I think Maet and cooth are squirting.
Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 08, 2015 11:17 PM (AY/iP)
Fat, dumb, and insulting well-respected mods is no way to go through life, son.....
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:25 PM (EzgxV)
Truck carrying 2,200 pigs overturns on Ohio highway:
Posted by: weft cut-loop
--------------------------
That's a lot of hogwash
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 11:24 PM (9mTYi)
i bet someone sueys
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 11:26 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:26 PM (Tsw/P)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:26 PM (H8DsL)
Now we just steal. From those who earn and give it away.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 08, 2015 11:11 PM (+Ku4Q)
We still make lots of steel.
Posted by: A. Guy at June 08, 2015 11:26 PM (d6iMX)
Obama will play the part of American Pharaoh & Reggie will be playing the part of the jockey. It will not be completely accurate though, as Reggie will be riding bareback.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 08, 2015 11:27 PM (KghRQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:26 PM (Tsw/P)
I saw that on twitter earlier. Apparently there are piglets running loose all over the place.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015 11:23 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015 11:27 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 11:27 PM (+1K+6)
I don't eat fast food much any more, but I used to get a Hardees chicken sandwich and their ham & cheese.
Combine the two to make a fairly decent cordon bleu sammy. Edible, anyway.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 08, 2015 11:27 PM (1Nkl8)
@WashTimes
Truck carrying 2,200 pigs overturns on Ohio highway
First an egg shortage then a bacon backup.
What next?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2015 11:27 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015
Or a few fries short of a Happy Meal,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:10 PM (H8DsL)
Oh, they make big bank on Squatchin. They have "expeditions" every month that cost about $300-500 a person for the weekend.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 08, 2015 11:27 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:27 PM (1PVlv)
Oh, bother.
Posted by: Winnie the Pooh at June 08, 2015 11:28 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 11:28 PM (MQEz6)
229 Truck carrying 2,200 pigs overturns on Ohio highway:>>>That is a big Fing truck.
Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 11:24 PM (+1K+6)
400 dead in Semi accident on Ohio Highway.
Posted by: Urdnot Wrex at June 08, 2015 11:28 PM (zt+N6)
*my account was hacked.
Evenin horde.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 08, 2015 11:28 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: derit at June 08, 2015 11:28 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: mediocre websurfer - zzz at June 08, 2015 11:28 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: jmel at June 08, 2015 11:04 PM (8z98s)
So, white privilege means minorities can get a free pass on bad behavior?
The racism of low expectations.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2015 11:28 PM (NjBm8)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 08, 2015 11:28 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 08, 2015 11:29 PM (dKT8G)
Posted by: the NSA just an average sock at June 08, 2015 11:29 PM (xsnUW)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 08, 2015 11:29 PM (2XMpf)
We used to call that "The Polaris Amphitheater".
-Send All Joke-Money to Ace.
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 08, 2015 11:29 PM (OQ9R7)
short a few fries. Though they are invested... in the $$$ they get."
Oh, can totally buy that. They (especially Moneymaker) are running a business and they gotta sell it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:29 PM (Tsw/P)
Are we to look forward to a race between Roslyn and Mooch to determine which Triple Crown winner has the Right Stuff?
As for the "accomplishment", I'd remind Sir Golfalot that "he didn't do that".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 08, 2015 11:30 PM (VLTL9)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 08, 2015 11:30 PM (GEICT)
250 Obama brought Israel and Saudi Arabia together!
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 11:28 PM (MQEz6)
Oil & water next step
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:30 PM (H8DsL)
Remember, people, in spite of all this stuff, y'all are Americans,so the head is held HIGH.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2015 11:30 PM (jeCnD)
Cthulhu,
I don't eat fast food much any more, but I used to get a Hardees chicken sandwich and their ham cheese.
Combine the two to make a fairly decent cordon bleu sammy. Edible, anyway.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 08, 2015 11:27 PM (1Nkl
That actually sounds pretty decent. And if you're not in the mood for real cooking.....
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:30 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:30 PM (kCq6U)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 11:31 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: otho at June 08, 2015 11:25 PM (tBSrv)
--So you're saying it's a fake reality show like The Office or TPB?
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:31 PM (1PVlv)
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 11:31 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 08, 2015 11:31 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:32 PM (H8DsL)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 08, 2015 11:32 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at June 08, 2015 11:32 PM (RWGcK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 11:33 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2015 11:33 PM (kCq6U)
Posted by: Name Star at June 08, 2015 11:33 PM (dhgmu)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 08, 2015 11:34 PM (1Nkl8)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 11:34 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:34 PM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 08, 2015 11:29 PM (AY/iP)
***
Maet will be back soon. Looking forward to the whiff of Ozone...,
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 08, 2015 11:34 PM (XrHO0)
>>>
good for you but he still hasn't paid the mortgage on my rental apartment.
Posted by: 15 minutes of fame Obama lover at June 08, 2015 11:34 PM (+1K+6)
Posted by: Babe escaping from overturned truck at June 08, 2015 11:34 PM (KghRQ)
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:35 PM (1PVlv)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2015 11:15 PM (NjBm
The guy that jacks that horse off is gonna be tired as shit for the next few years.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 08, 2015 11:35 PM (+Fae7)
high. or in cages, stacked on a flat bed. We used to haul chickens that
way in cages stacked to 13 -6 going over wolf creek pass"
That is the only way. Double deck and caged. Still don't buy it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:35 PM (Tsw/P)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Were they on the way to a feminist convention?
Posted by: Aviator at June 08, 2015 11:35 PM (sQzB6)
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 11:35 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Name Star at June 08, 2015 11:33 PM (dhgmu)
It was considered over-the-top & unrealistic forty years ago.
What, which is considered today to be over-the-top and unrealistic, will be mandated in forty years?
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 08, 2015 11:36 PM (7YlUk)
287 By the way, Baffert said the horse will get 200 mares a year. And IIRC a stud at that level costs about a third of a million dollars per mare.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2015 11:15 PM (NjBm
The guy that jacks that horse off is gonna be tired as shit for the next few years.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 08, 2015 11:35 PM (+Fae7)
He followed his dream and never gave up.
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 11:36 PM (MQEz6)
Just did an image search of 'Tim curry Bruce Jenner'
Don't.
But I noticed some unfunny comedian with a Brit accent thinks Jenner is being bullied.
Can I be bullied? Please?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 08, 2015 11:36 PM (XAFOu)
What next?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
American Pharoah gets delivered to a Hollywood producer's bed.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2015 11:36 PM (uctT+)
cthulhu, we demand you share that recipe. Does Chick Fil-A keep their batter recipe secret?
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:27 PM (1PVlv)
Nothin' easier -- take Chick-fil-A chicken out of sammich and put in large low bowl (like pasta bowl). Take tiny $0.33 can of tomato sauce and pour over. Add herbs and garlic to taste, then cover with Walmart Italian-style shredded cheese. Nuke until cheese melted.
Garlic breads -- toast lightly to stiffen 'em up. In a separate bowl, melt sufficient butter. Mix in granulated garlic or garlic powder to taste, cool and dilute with some EVOO, add parmesan cheese until like a paste, cover tops of bread with mixture, broil on tinfoil on a baking sheet (so you don't have to wash the baking sheet) until tips are browned.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:37 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 08, 2015 11:37 PM (KghRQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:37 PM (Tsw/P)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 08, 2015 11:37 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11
Adorbs? Yikes
I hear a 20 gauge 3" 4 shot brings them down without harming the delicate foliage of the tree
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:37 PM (H8DsL)
C.W. McCall : Wolf Creek Pass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6LzWZYWpOU
Clearance to the twelve foot line, and we had them chickens stacked to 13-9
I have been over that pass twice, once in a big truck with no jake as I remember it.
Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 08, 2015 11:37 PM (dKT8G)
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2015 11:38 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukookoolos at June 08, 2015 11:38 PM (xsnUW)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 08, 2015 11:39 PM (+4uXG)
good for you but he still hasn't paid the mortgage on my rental apartment.
Posted by: 15 minutes of fame Obama lover at June 08, 2015 11:34 PM (+1K+6)
I think my bank account got hacked. The same day I bought it I noticed less money in my account.
What the fuck?!?
Save me Hillary! You're my only hope.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 08, 2015 11:39 PM (XAFOu)
--Ah, you used actual Hate Chicken. For some reason I inferred that you reverse-engineered their recipe.
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:39 PM (1PVlv)
I'm only one person, but I nominate that as thread winner. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 11:39 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 08, 2015 11:36 PM (AY/iP)
***
Got to work early tomorrow, but looking forward to seeing none of your droppings left here when I check back, Ira.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 08, 2015 11:40 PM (cIoI4)
Yeah, seen that plenty a times.
Squatch love piglet.
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 11:40 PM (MQEz6)
Neither will Fedzilla.
Something not well realized is that since the original era of stagflation, how both the official original definition of inflation and the official original definition of GDP have been extensively and repeatedly redefined.
If you were a nasty cynical person, you might postulate that all such changes to the definition of inflation have been such as to make inflation appear smaller, and all such changes to the definition of GDP have been such as to make GDP appear larger.
And if you were to advance such postulates, you would be correct.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 08, 2015 11:40 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Baldy at June 08, 2015 11:40 PM (sEXjW)
I saw that on twitter earlier. Apparently there are piglets running loose all over the place.
Oh, bother.
Posted by: Winnie the Pooh at June 08, 2015 11:28 PM (UVfht)
Nice contender for "Best Sock of the Night".
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:41 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
---------------
Wrecks the pelts.
#6 shot, 2 3/4", .410 is just right.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 11:41 PM (9mTYi)
Heh.
Just up until that folio-alluminated knob slipped off in your hand.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:41 PM (Tsw/P)
Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 11:41 PM (+1K+6)
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:41 PM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 08, 2015 11:38 PM (AY/iP)
--I'm using that word ironically, like when Ace writes "totes." I would never actually utter that word.
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:42 PM (1PVlv)
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2015 11:42 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 08, 2015 11:38 PM (AY/iP)
--I'm using that word ironically, like when Ace writes "totes." I would never actually utter that word.
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:42 PM
Whatevs
//////
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:43 PM (H8DsL)
I doubt the Iranian rumors about Kerry's accident being not an accident,
but is it not odd we are not getting updates via doctors on hospital
steps, or pictures of Mrs Heinz rushing to see him? Just seems odd.
Makes me wonder if we are being lied to.
Posted by: Baldy at June 08, 2015 11:40 PM (sEXjW)
that camera whore has been absent too long for just a broken leg
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 11:43 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 11:43 PM (0O7c5)
You on the Welfare?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:37 PM (Tsw/P)
Is that where you go to bed early and wake up early and walk past folks hanging out all day to produce a product/service for compensation from the public sector?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 08, 2015 11:43 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2015 11:42 PM (zt+N6)
Or maybe using his piss jug.
Way of the Road.
Posted by: Ray at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (1PVlv)
Posted by: phoenixgirl
------------
Doesn't want to be seen without his makeup on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (9mTYi)
Yeah, seen that plenty a times.
Squatch love piglet.
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 11:40 PM (MQEz6)
Bobo says that Squatches really love donuts, because he loves donuts, and it is a scientific fact that Squatches like what he likes to eat.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:31 PM
Sort of. It's more like "Mountain Monsters". Except MM is more honest in it's bullshit. They at least are obviously just pretending and actually take guns and build traps and shit, but, just get outclassed by the monsters every time. "Finding Bigfoot" is typical bigfoot bullshit. Go to a "squatchy area"... get close to bigfoot, then... just leave. Tune in next week when they also "see bigfoot" then just fuck off back to the motel. The people on "Finding Bigfoot" might have been believers, back in the day, when they were gillible rubes themselves. But, they're not now.
Posted by: otho at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (Wo9OY)
323 maybe he's getting some more work done
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 11:43 PM (0O7c5)
Jane Kerry
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (MQEz6)
The traffic jam forms. People's cars start overheating or running out of gas, they turn them off, they climb out to crane their necks and peer ahead and try to figure out how long the wait will be.
And then.
Fun for the whole family!
Posted by: torquewrench at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (noWW6)
And the car? At first I thought it was a Goggomobil Dart, but it appears to be a Brusch Spatz. The microcars was carried on the Christina, Onassis' yacht.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 11:40 PM (MQEz6)
And tigers love tuna fish sammiches. Absolutely crazy for them.
Posted by: Calvin at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
---------------
Wrecks the pelts.
#6 shot, 2 3/4", .410 is just right.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June
Now you're going to cat hell with me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (H8DsL)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 08, 2015 11:45 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: New, improved John Kerry at June 08, 2015 11:45 PM (KghRQ)
Theresa is strokey and isnt rushing anywhere. She hast spoken publically in years. And very rarely photographed now
Kerry is in traction and is too vain to be photographed like that. Plus pain meds
Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:45 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 11:45 PM (0O7c5)
Were a Sasquatch to exist I'd think some piglet would be good eating. Dumb, vulnerable, plentiful. They travel in little packs of 10-15.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:45 PM (Tsw/P)
Posted by: Ray at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (1PVlv)
Gatorade bottle or a large drink cup from a fast food restaurant? Which would you go for.
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2015 11:46 PM (zt+N6)
By the way, Baffert said the horse will get 200 mares a year. And IIRC a
stud at that level costs about a third of a million dollars per mare.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2015 11:15 PM (NjBm
The guy that jacks that horse off is gonna be tired as shit for the next few years.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 08, 2015 11:35 PM (+Fae7)
Gushka's got a truly hilarious anecdote about the process -- but by the time she was done with telling it, everyone in the restaurant was staring at our table. I'm not sure if it was because we were laughing so hard or because of the subject matter.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:46 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Captain Quint at June 08, 2015 11:46 PM (+4uXG)
Yeah, just strange. Maybe it's worse than a leg break, cancer or something, and they're scrambling to nail down a replacement to continue the Iran deal (because: priorities!) without having to appear weak in the press.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 11:46 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 08, 2015 11:36 PM (AY/iP)
****
I'm done and gone. Reminder not to click any links from posters you do not know. Particularly, ant iteration of this one. Be well all.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 08, 2015 11:46 PM (XrHO0)
The last place that Teh-RAH-sa Heinz Kerry was seen rushing to was the liquor cabinet.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 08, 2015 11:47 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2015 11:47 PM (MDgS8)
And if you were to advance such postulates, you would be correct."
-Posted by: torquewrench at June 08, 2015 11:40 PM (noWW6)
Was it not "One Gallon of Gas and a Basket of Everyday Groceries"-?
...and GDP was a function of +/-?
I'm just going to be nasty and cynical Because Math.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (OQ9R7)
heavily populated bee hives being dumped beside a busy interstate by an
overturning semi.>>>
Bees can fly why do people put them on trucks?
Posted by: Global warming believer at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (+1K+6)
If that's your job and someone calls you a "jerk-off", how do you defend yourself?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (UVfht)
hanging out all day to produce a product/service for compensation from
the public sector?"
Nah, just givin you shit. You said you came about an Obama-car. How so? Damn you're sensitive.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (Tsw/P)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (H8DsL)
Posted by: Ray at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (1PVlv)
You can't slow down either. You have a schedule to make and the difference between 60 and 63 is lunch.
Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (dKT8G)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (IL4eR)
Truly he is most beneficent.
Can't wait 'till he decides to rename the days of the week after himself.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 11:49 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 11:49 PM (9HoBs)
Kenji at Serious Eats got all SJWy at Chick-Fil-A back when all the left was having a conniption fits and came up with a good home recipe so him and his fellow travelers could avoid the unpeople and their thought crimes.
Go to the Serious Eats website and search for Chick-Fil-A and you should find it.
Posted by: bananaDream at June 08, 2015 11:49 PM (vLk7c)
Posted by: Tuna at June 08, 2015 11:49 PM (JSovD)
catch this piggy for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad pig. Swallow
you whole. And we gotta do it quick, but it's not gonna be pleasant.
I'll find him for three thousand, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for
ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive,
then ante up. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates. Ten
thousand for me by myself. For that you get the pink fuzzy head, the
squiggly tail, the whole damn thing.
Posted by: Captain Quint"
Obligatory link to the pic of the 700 pound wild pig shot in North Carolina.
http://tinyurl.com/lezb53k
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 08, 2015 11:50 PM (Wo9OY)
Where the seats in the bar were upholstered in whale foreskin.
Not making this up. Onassis owned a large whaling fleet, in addition to the world's largest private collection of tankers.
Last I had heard, some private consortium had bought the yacht and were renting it out after refurbishment. One wonders if they kept the seat fabric.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 08, 2015 11:50 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Ray at June 08, 2015 11:50 PM (1PVlv)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:50 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:51 PM (Tsw/P)
Or maybe using his piss jug.
Way of the Road.
Posted by: Ray at June 08, 2015 11:44 PM (1PVlv)
PULLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R020sGRaM5Y
Posted by: Ricky at June 08, 2015 11:51 PM (+Fae7)
356 femur breaks are a big deal. not a regular leg break. plus he is elderly
Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM
Should we put him out of his misery?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:51 PM (H8DsL)
If the bone broke the skin..infections, infections, infections. Not to mention the pain if the femur was exposed to the air.
Posted by: Tuna at June 08, 2015 11:51 PM (JSovD)
Oh, and I hope that Dan Pfeiffer tweet was a joke, because it's
obviously ridiculous to think that the racehorse's win has anything at
all to do with who is president.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 08, 2015 10:40 PM (NjBm
You didn't see the unicorn in the winners circle?
Posted by: ZipNip at June 08, 2015 11:52 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 11:52 PM (+1K+6)
And apparently does not interest our press. You'd think someone might ask about him.....
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 11:52 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 11:50 PM (zOTsN)
****
Where is Glynn Close when you need her?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 08, 2015 11:52 PM (3F6F8)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/607953392896348160
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/607953557766012928
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/607953704046567425
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/607953969160134656
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2015 11:52 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 11:52 PM (9mTYi)
359 It sounds to me that many the piglets didn't necessarily die from being hit by cars, but because of the stress of being overturned while in crates and overheating, Poor things.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 11:49 PM (9HoBs)
Yeah the story at WHIO said that they might have to euthanize a bunch of them because of the stress. They've caught about 1,500 and said most of those aren't showing any stress at the nearby county fairgrounds. But there are already 400 dead. So that means there are around 300 little bacon bits on legs running around Xenia.
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2015 11:52 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:51 PM (H8DsL)
Put him out of our misery.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 08, 2015 11:53 PM (o4QuK)
Posted by: Tuna at June 08, 2015 11:49 PM (JSovD)
Not in a Planned Parenthood world
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:53 PM (H8DsL)
Posted by: BignJames at June 08, 2015 11:53 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:53 PM (Tsw/P)
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 08, 2015 11:53 PM (D0Tns)
Posted by: Jack Burton and the Pork Chop Express at June 08, 2015 11:53 PM (xsnUW)
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:54 PM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 08, 2015 11:54 PM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:54 PM (H8DsL)
you haven't lived until you've seen the aftermath of a couple of hundred
heavily populated bee hives being dumped beside a busy interstate by an
overturning semi.>>>
Bees can fly why do people put them on trucks?
Posted by: Global warming believer at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (+1K+6)
One of the fun things from the beekeeping class.....it is very bad to move a hive a distance of more than two feet and less than two miles. It has to do with when bees switch navigation modes -- you will significantly stress the hive and lose a fuckton of bees if you move the hive 20 feet -- but you can pick it up (at night), seal the entrances, drive it 300 miles, and open it up....and they'll be fine.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:55 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2015 11:55 PM (uctT+)
Sadly, I don't think so.
Probably programmed to immediately spin breaking news, any news, to fluff/flatter Obama after so many years on his staff (heh).
These jerks also think they're really good at spin - like the time Jen PSaki said Obama doesn't give himself enough credit for all of his foreign policy successes.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 11:55 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (UVfht)
You tell them just how dangerous being a jerk-off is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTAz1Tj1zQc
I guess NSFW
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 08, 2015 11:56 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 11:56 PM (+1K+6)
"And apparently does not interest our press. You'd think someone might ask about him....."
It's going to be like "The Commissar Vanishes".
One morning, the teevee news will be referring to Secretary of State Samantha Power. As though this had always previously been the case.
Next up after the break, the latest on the Kardashians!
Posted by: torquewrench at June 08, 2015 11:56 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 08, 2015 11:56 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:57 PM (H8DsL)
Breaking a bone, (especially the femur), has to be the ultimate in exquisite pain.
P.S.: Fuck Cancer.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 08, 2015 11:57 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 08, 2015 11:38 PM (AY/iP)
--I'm using that word ironically, like when Ace writes "totes." I would never actually utter that word.
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:42 PM
Whatevs
----------------------------
Y'all are cray cray.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 08, 2015 11:57 PM (1Nkl8)
Hated that woman, I cannot abide betrayal and I despise an idealist hypocrite.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2015 11:57 PM (3pRHP)
390 If that's your job and someone calls you a "jerk-off", how do you defend yourself? Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (UVfht) You tell them just how dangerous being a jerk-off is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTAz1Tj1zQc I guess NSFW
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 08, 2015 11:56 PM (+Fae7)
"Yeah, but at least I get paid to do it. What's your excuse?" Seems like a possible comeback.
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2015 11:57 PM (zt+N6)
like the time Jen PSaki said Obama doesn't give himself enough credit
for all of his foreign policy successes.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 11:55 PM (k2QA3)
Doesn't place enough blame for his failures, either.
Posted by: BignJames at June 08, 2015 11:57 PM (HtUkt)
They must lose the lock on the satellite.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2015 11:58 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 11:58 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2015 11:58 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 08, 2015 11:58 PM (AaZLR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R020sGRaM5Y
Posted by: Ricky at June 08, 2015 11:51 PM (+Fae7)
--Saw that for the first time Friday. Hilarious. Piss Jug Alley. And the episode was simply named "Piss"..
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:58 PM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Epobirs at June 08, 2015 11:58 PM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Ray at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (1PVlv)
I just started watching that episode the other night and got to the part where they found out that the Samsquanch is Sam.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 08, 2015 11:59 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:59 PM (H8DsL)
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:59 PM (1PVlv)
"Ciao!
Posted by: Mister Rabbit"
Something has my ears up.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:51 PM (Tsw/P)
It's just Ira, being all fawning and pretending to be nice and all, until he starts the "youtube, youtube, tinyurl, youtube, youtube, malware, youtube, youtube, tinyurl" business. Y'know, mostly harmless -- unless you just got here and haven't ID'd him.
And, of course, whatever malware he dropped on you, he's got more himself -- plus syphilis from Carol.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:59 PM (EzgxV)
Brooks says he has no scandals.
Must not have any failures either.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2015 11:59 PM (W5DcG)
The MSM has no curiosity with this Admin. They just suck the cock their given.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 12:00 AM (Tsw/P)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 12:00 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Epobirs at June 09, 2015 12:00 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Shan at June 09, 2015 12:00 AM (O7Swd)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 12:01 AM (OQ9R7)
If Matt is dead by the time we get there....well.....we tried.
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 12:02 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 12:02 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:02 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 12:02 AM (0O7c5)
fab-u-lous
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 09, 2015 12:02 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: Shan at June 09, 2015 12:02 AM (O7Swd)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 12:03 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:03 AM (H8DsL)
them because of the stress. They've caught about 1,500 and said most of
those aren't showing any stress at the nearby county fairgrounds."
Damn. That's a mighty good homing instinct those piglets got. Headed straight for the county fairgrounds....
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 09, 2015 12:03 AM (Wo9OY)
Feel bad, cth. Didn't know what to make of all that. But, it's been made rather clear.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 12:03 AM (Tsw/P)
And Insty's pretty damning in his comments - usually has a light touch, a flippant "indeed" or "ya think?" Can telly when he is really pissed off at something, and this is definitely one of those things.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2015 12:03 AM (k2QA3)
How do you get away with moving bees during the day? The guy I got stuck behind was leaving a cloud of bees every time he stopped. He was losing a lot of bees.
Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 09, 2015 12:03 AM (dKT8G)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:59 PM (EzgxV
No, no, he gave the syphilis to carol.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:03 AM (Vm8WO)
You tell them just how dangerous being a jerk-off is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTAz1Tj1zQc
I guess NSFW
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 08, 2015 11:56 PM (+Fae7)
Normally I've got to pay good money to get that kind of treatment.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 09, 2015 12:03 AM (10ydV)
Quick pit-stop into the ONT to see who's out and about tonight. I shan't
stay long, but hello to any 'rons or 'ettes who remember me from the
bad old days.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 08, 2015 11:58 PM (AaZLR)
Great to see you!!! Wish I was headed out that way soon, but it doesn't look like I'll make it this summer.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 12:04 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 12:04 AM (Tsw/P)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 12:05 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 12:05 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:05 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 09, 2015 12:05 AM (dKT8G)
Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 11:59 PM
Pretty much, yeah. Except Michael Scott was sincere. I respect the Mountain Monsters guys. It's a bit repetitive, but they're doing classic pranking (on the audience). FB is just lame.
Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 12:05 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 12:05 AM (zt+N6)
Ricardo I am a troll.
I fully admit it. They banned me but I endeavor to persevere.
For the children.
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 12:06 AM (MDgS8)
How are you tonight?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:06 AM (H8DsL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 08, 2015 11:51 PM (H8DsL)<<<
Give him a tanto (not the Lone Ranger buddy) and let him go hari-Kerry.
Posted by: a samurai at June 09, 2015 12:06 AM (xsnUW)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 12:06 AM (Tsw/P)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:07 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 12:07 AM (1Nkl8)
Watching Season 4 of Archer.
The word of the day is whordiot.
It's what the mattress girl is.
I love this show.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:07 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:07 AM (kmtse)
Such was my life.
Posted by: Shan at June 09, 2015 12:07 AM (O7Swd)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 09, 2015 12:03 AM (Wo9OY)
A quick thinking farmer ran over there and shouted "SOOEY!!!" and they all took off in that direction.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 12:08 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:08 AM (Vm8WO)
Hated that woman, I cannot abide betrayal and I despise an idealist hypocrite.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2015 11:57 PM (3pRHP)
--Heh, reminds me of the Gilligan's Island episode I saw a few days ago where the two Soviet cosmonauts land on the island. Mr. Howell is wary of talking to them but Mrs. H tells him they might not be so bad. When Mr. Howell introduces himself, the 2 commies shout at him "Capitalist!" "Exploiter!" then Mr. H immediately says, "You were right, Lovie, they *are* friendly!"
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:08 AM (1PVlv)
What does that mean? The only Caroll I can think of here is the nice woman who is a rose enthusiast
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 12:08 AM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Skookumchuk
------------
Well, you were probably here when Alberta opined that it was likely a Shellete. I agree that the sides of the car and the pictured car strongly resemble the Shellete, but front end is different.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 12:08 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:08 AM (kmtse)
a devious person might do a lot of things...
a devious person might start a Kickstart/GoFundMe page to save MATT DAMON from Mars.
a devious person might laugh at the report: "MINIMUM NOT MET."
don't be a devious person.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 12:09 AM (uctT+)
What does that mean? The only Caroll I can think of here is the nice woman who is a rose enthusiast
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
------------
Bad mime, from a poster displayed with last night's ONT.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 12:09 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 09, 2015 12:09 AM (ifSWP)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 09, 2015 12:09 AM (JO9+V)
*****
If that's your job and someone calls you a "jerk-off", how do you defend yourself?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 08, 2015 11:48 PM (UVfht)
See Jerry, over there? He's a carpenter, does finish work and cabinetry and works at it every day, but NO-ONE calls him "Jerry the Cabinet Maker"...
Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2015 12:10 AM (3pRHP)
453 "plus syphilis from Carol."
What does that mean? The only Caroll I can think of here is the nice woman who is a rose enthusiast
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015
From a previous ONT, last nights I believe
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:10 AM (H8DsL)
453 "plus syphilis from Carol." What does that mean? The only Caroll I can think of here is the nice woman who is a rose enthusiast
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 12:08 AM (9HoBs)
Check last night's ONT. Picture at the end is of "Carol"
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 12:10 AM (zt+N6)
cthulhu at June 08, 2015 11:55 PM
How do you get away with moving bees during the day? The guy I got
stuck behind was leaving a cloud of bees every time he stopped. He was
losing a lot of bees.
Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 09, 2015 12:03 AM (dKT8G)
There's a slit between the bottom board of the actual hive [box] and the baseboard it sits upon, and there's usually a stick that fills this space that has a small entrance (for when it's a new hive and there are few defenders) a larger entrance (for when it's a strong hive and a huge number of foragers are constantly going in-and-out, but there are plenty of defenders to handle any intrusions), and full blockage (for when you move the hive). They either forgot to move the stick to the right orientation, or it vibrated out of place.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 12:10 AM (EzgxV)
Damn, you're pretty smart. Posting here and all what that same name.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 12:11 AM (Tsw/P)
Not seeing the problem here.
Posted by: Epobirs at June 09, 2015 12:00 AM (IdCqF)
Take him back before the Martians declare war...
Posted by: Valentine Michael Smith at June 09, 2015 12:11 AM (7YlUk)
Hi, darlin'. How was your sandwich? HAD to better than my sloppy joes.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 12:11 AM (1Nkl8)
"Not seeing the problem here."
Arse-fleck isn't trapped there with him. Permanently.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 12:11 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 12:12 AM (EzgxV)
took me a moment to remember the Syphilitic Carol pic on the ONT.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:12 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 12:12 AM (MDgS8)
523 and counting!
Posted by: Sasquatch at June 09, 2015 12:12 AM (dZyJw)
What does that mean? The only Caroll I can think of here is the nice woman who is a rose enthusiast
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 12:08 AM
Not our Carol. It was a story on the ONT the other night.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:13 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:13 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:13 AM (kmtse)
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:08 AM (Vm8WO)
No, ma'am. I missed something, but I rarely get "chased" and I apologize for any question that I am too drunk to answer!
*hic*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 12:13 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Sasquatch at June 09, 2015 12:13 AM (dZyJw)
Would you ask Uncle D to hurry up?
From the way things look round here, he's *way* behind the curve.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2015 12:13 AM (noWW6)
O.K. Thx I didn't think it was "our Carol" but it was odd.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 12:13 AM (9HoBs)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:14 AM (1PVlv)
Yeah, one of Maet's additions was a 70's poster of a girl finding out she had the syphillis. Ironically named "Carol."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 12:14 AM (Tsw/P)
"plus syphilis from Carol."
What does that mean? The only Caroll I can think of here is the nice woman who is a rose enthusiast
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 12:08 AM (9HoBs)
A recent ONT featured a wall-poster from the '70s about some "Carol" who was a cool hippie-chick in bellbottoms....but was spreading syphilis. It wasn't our Carol, who is a lovely lady who knows more about roses than I likely ever will.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 12:15 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 09, 2015 12:16 AM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 12:12 AM (MDgS
Damn straight. That's why I was named after a New Zealand beekeeper who had just scaled Mt. Cook.
Posted by: HRH Clinton at June 09, 2015 12:16 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 09, 2015 12:16 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2015 12:16 AM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 09, 2015 12:18 AM (TF10X)
::: clears throat :::
"Past performance is no guarantee of future results."
Posted by: torquewrench at June 08, 2015 11:16 PM (noWW6)
History shows a lot of things that just aren't so anymore.
Does the writer think that war with China is like war with Yemen, throwing some cruise missiles, unchallenged bombing sorties and some drone strikes?
If it goes badly at first and it turns out that WW II quantity ground and naval personnel would be required, would the Special Snowflake generation answer the call to fight for "evil polluting corporations" to steam unmolested through the South China Sea?
Posted by: kbdabear at June 09, 2015 12:18 AM (GrXXa)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 12:18 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 12:18 AM (Tsw/P)
485 Wasn't syphilis curable in the 70's? am I missing something?
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 09, 2015 12:16 AM (D0Tns)
It was probably an ad for condoms, safe sex, warning to stay away from hippies, or something along those lines.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 12:19 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 12:19 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 09, 2015 12:20 AM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 12:21 AM (Tsw/P)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:21 AM (kmtse)
Ira/Jon, as you have found out true internet anonymity is hard to maintain.
And yet for someone trying to weasel their way back in, you are simply unable to behave like a normal decent person.
You have been banned for cause and warned repeatedly but you come back every night and repeatedly disrupt the ONT. Do you not think that there will be consequences from this?
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 12:22 AM (wqVD1)
http://tinyurl.com/p2tkt5g
I took a girl in a wheelchair to homecoming in college one year. She was nice. Kept running over my feet when we danced though. We went back to my place afterwards and she was insatiable. Every half hour, all night long, "C'mon, lets do it some more" (I could keep up that pace back then). I finally asked her "Not that I'm complaining, but why are you so turned on"? She said "Of all the people I've ever met, you're the only one that doesn't see my chair when you look at me". She didn't know that my best buddy at the time was in a chair, so I really didn't even think about it, it just seemed normal to be hanging out with someone in a wheelchair.
Good times <-----not sarcastic
Posted by: Weirddave at June 09, 2015 12:22 AM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 09, 2015 12:23 AM (dKT8G)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 12:23 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:24 AM (1PVlv)
Prior to that there were a series of treatments that were Mercury based that sort of worked. In that, yes they worked, and generally didn't cause madness or ill health and peripheral nerve damage like syphilis did. Or at least to the same extent.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2015 12:25 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:25 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 12:22 AM (wqVD1)
If Cthulhu's forensics guy fingers Ira/Jon/Rabbit guy, then popcorn futures will might be worth investing in...
A little mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBYjZTdrJlA
Posted by: The Poppin' Hat at June 09, 2015 12:25 AM (7YlUk)
Wow, they found a who town full of squatch "witnesses."
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:24 AM (1PVlv)
what else could it be?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 12:26 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 09, 2015 12:26 AM (TqyFL)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 12:27 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:27 AM (H8DsL)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 12:27 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 12:27 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2015 12:28 AM (qyomX)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:24 AM
15 minutes and all that. Is it the episode where some dudes are claiming that Bigfoot uses a cloaking device like The Predator and that 100's morphed out of trees and whatnot? Coz those dudes know their shit and understand the bigfoot thing. They get a thumbs up from me.
Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 12:28 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: speedster1 on the ipad at June 09, 2015 12:28 AM (1brdf)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz!
If only the producers of the new ones had used that gambit for a remake ...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 12:28 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:28 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 09, 2015 12:28 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:29 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2015 12:25 AM (3pRHP)
A night with Venus leads to a life with Mercury
Some mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtJ8T2iXQWE
Posted by: The Cytherean Hat at June 09, 2015 12:29 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 12:30 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:30 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 12:30 AM (Tsw/P)
why is nobody covering it?
Concealed Kerry.
Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2015 12:28 AM (qyomX)
Golf clap,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:30 AM (H8DsL)
*unstatic*
At least you are posting in debate-form tonight. Right-thinking people will suppose you innocent until proven guilty.
Spamming and acting like a fourteen-year-old child allows you to appear as a bag filled with poop.
I've always thought that "Ira Weatherall" was a good and decent "poster". Unless anyone proves otherwise, I was All-Good with Ira.
He never came close to pissing me off until the recent Spam-Session.
"Going Off The Rails" is no way to say, "I'm good." -however.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 12:31 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 12:31 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 12:31 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2015 12:31 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015
Only if you're the rabbit, Ian drury and/or Ira
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:32 AM (H8DsL)
Toronto to host massive orgy for disabled people.
http://tinyurl.com/p2tkt5g
I took a girl in a wheelchair to homecoming in college
one year. She was nice. Kept running over my feet when we danced though.
We went back to my place afterwards and she was insatiable. Every half
hour, all night long, "C'mon, lets do it some more" (I could keep up
that pace back then). I finally asked her "Not that I'm complaining, but
why are you so turned on"? She said "Of all the people I've ever met,
you're the only one that doesn't see my chair when you look at me". She
didn't know that my best buddy at the time was in a chair, so I really
didn't even think about it, it just seemed normal to be hanging out with
someone in a wheelchair.
Good times <-----not sarcastic
Posted by: Weirddave at June 09, 2015 12:22 AM (WvS3w)
That is actually a very sweet memory.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 12:32 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 12:32 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 12:31 AM
You can if the squatch wears bell bottoms, apparently.
Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 12:32 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 12:28 AM (tBSrv)
--No mention yet of it. First guy admitted to being high (and driving!) when he saw one.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:32 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:33 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2015 12:33 AM (MDgS8)
Herpes, sure, but the syph, no way.
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 12:31 AM (MQEz6)
And there I was thinking it was, "you can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd"
Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2015 12:33 AM (3pRHP)
NTTIAWWT
Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2015 12:31 AM (3pRHP)
I didn't risk my life for five years to be called "Mister"
Posted by: The Doctoral Hat at June 09, 2015 12:34 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2015 12:35 AM (Tsw/P)
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2015 12:35 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:35 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: The Doctoral Hat at June 09, 2015 12:34 AM (7YlUk)
There will only ever be one Mr. Hat. R.I.P.
Posted by: Mrs. Garrison at June 09, 2015 12:36 AM (1PVlv)
Why no sqwatch bones? Like none. No burial grounds. No bones scattered by animals. Nothing. EL NADA.
How does the xeno-hominid community square that ape-head?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 12:37 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:37 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:38 AM (H8DsL)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:33 AM (1PVlv)
All his other personalities. We're waiting for a female squach one to appear.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:38 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 12:38 AM (9mTYi)
Why no sqwatch bones? Like none. No burial grounds. No bones scattered by animals. Nothing. EL NADA.
How does the xeno-hominid community square that ape-head?
Easy, all the burial sites are raided and the bones are in the hands of private collectors.
Or some such bullshit like that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 12:38 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 12:38 AM (3F6F8)
You have been banned from this site. Do NOT post any further comments here.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 12:39 AM (wqVD1)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:40 AM (kmtse)
Spanish police dismantle voodoo-linked sex trafficking ring
http://yhoo.it/1KlWyYf
Posted by: The Andalusian Hat at June 09, 2015 12:40 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 12:41 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 12:41 AM (OQ9R7)
That is actually a very sweet memory.
It is a very sweet memory. I didn't even think about it until she said something, because of spending so much time with Andy, it just never occurred. I was like a fish who doesn't notice the water until someone points it out. It made her weekend and I'm glad.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 09, 2015 12:42 AM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 12:39 AM (wqVD1)
When he/she/it inevitably violates that ban, please make what comes next very public.
Posted by: The Punishin' Hat at June 09, 2015 12:42 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 12:42 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2
That sounds kinda dirty, giggle snort.
Hey, I gotta try to laugh at something. That troll is just a bummer.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:42 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Siwwy Wabbit at June 09, 2015 12:42 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 12:37 AM
They say that bigfoot buries their dead (in hidden plots). Their bones get dissolved by "acidic soil". That the bones get eaten by porcupines. I'm not kidding.
However, I can set the record straight on this matter. The truth is, there are no bigfoot remains because they're eaten whole by the remnant Tyrannosaurs.
Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 12:42 AM (tBSrv)
Or some such bullshit like that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Even then, eventually, some collector, potential or invested, would contact a biologist or anthropologist just for some kind of authentication of new acquisitions. ...
unless they're in on it too!!!!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 12:43 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:43 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 12:41 AM (OQ9R7)
Oooh, thanks for reminding I stocked up on lemonade on sale. time to make some hibiscus breeze coolers. with vodka. mmmmmm
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:43 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2
That sounds kinda dirty, giggle snort.
For the last time, people, clean your firearms between uses! If she can hear how dirty it is, so can the bad guys.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 12:44 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:44 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:44 AM (H8DsL)
Signed on a weekend and holiday rolled into one. Easy-peasy to bury. Harf pinky swears no problemo.
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at June 09, 2015 12:44 AM (uPxUo)
A few hours in the stocks? I think we ought to bring those suckers back, and the troll is just the one to start with.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:45 AM (Vm8WO)
contact a biologist or anthropologist just for some kind of
authentication of new acquisitions. ...
unless they're in on it too!!!!
Skull and Bones, Bush family, do I have to spell it out for you?!!rage!!1!
/s
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 12:46 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:46 AM (H8DsL)
How does the xeno-hominid community square that ape-head?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 12:37 AM (uctT+)
--I have seen footage of an adult deer decomposing, and it was pretty much gone in a week. The life end of the continuum is more inexplicable: I've read that hunter-gatherers need something like 10 square miles (maybe more; it's been years since I read that stat) per capita annually to sustain their lifestyle --and that's in a rich jungle habitat, not the Great North Woods. So take a creature that's supposed to be even larger than Homo sapiens and you're talking a lot of real estate. Why haven't they been caught on security video raiding trash cans or dumpsters?
That said, I'm sure most "witnesses" saw bears standing on two legs. That was certainly the case with the yeti.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:46 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:48 AM (H8DsL)
However, I can set the record straight on this matter. The truth is, there are no bigfoot remains because they're eaten whole by the remnant Tyrannosaurs.
Posted by: otho
Heh! Thanks for the reply. I should obviously spend more time listening to Coast to Coast AMateur Drama.
Acidic soil.. that's kind of funny on the face of it still.
Acidic soil. Good thing the USGS has mapped out all of these areas of 'acidic soils' for us to avoid and bury our garbage.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 12:48 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:49 AM (kmtse)
97 Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 09, 2015 12:05 AM (AY/iP)
Ira/Jon, as you have found out true internet anonymity is hard to maintain. WTF?
And yet for someone trying to weasel their way back in, you are simply unable to behave like a normal person. WTF?
You have been banned for cause and warned repeatedly but you come
back every night and repeatedly disrupt the ONT WTF?. Do you not think
that there will be consequences from this? ooooh consequences brrrrr
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 12:22 AM (wqVD1)
DID YOU READ MY EMAIL?
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
COOTH HAS IGNORED ME, UNPERSON WENT TO BED
Ira/Jon, as you have found out true internet anonymity is hard to maintain.
WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT SENTENCE MEAN?
And yet for someone trying to weasel their way back in, you are simply unable to behave like a normal person.
ONCE AGAIN, WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
You have been banned for cause and warned repeatedly but you come
back every night and repeatedly disrupt the ONT. Do you not think that
there will be consequences from this?
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 12:22 AM (wqVD1)
I AM NOT DISRUPTING ANYTHING.
Cooth is winning, but...
Posted by: Mister Rabbit at June 09, 2015 12:32 AM (AY/iP)
I'm winning?!?!? 11 scrap computers, network burned back to the wall, full identity-theft financial accounts changeover, primary email for myself and fiancee cut-off -- $5K in unnecessary expenses for network firewalls, throwaway computers, routers, and forensics....and I'm winning? Liquidated accounts at Vanguard, Oakmark, Amazon and Paypal -- and I'm winning?
Do you even understand what polymorphic malware is? You think you dropped a prat on me, a practical joke....this thing can download additional modules not under your control to do things you haven't even thought of -- including compromising routers.
And yet you gleefully act as a willing slave to the evil bastards that developed this scheme.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 12:49 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 09, 2015 12:50 AM (WvS3w)
Or I'm dyslexic tonight. Bitch gettin old at times
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:51 AM (H8DsL)
I did a thread Sunday morning on it.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 09, 2015 12:50 AM (WvS3w)
***
Uummm, I think he was asking about more mainstream coverage.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 12:51 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:46 AM
I can field this one. Bigfoot never gets filmed or photographed because they know what cameras are and can detect the, game cams, video recorders, phone cams. infra red and everything. Bigfoot avoids all of that and can even disable them physically or with speshal powerz if needed. Seriously.
Most "witnesses" don't get fooled by bears. They're just making shit up.
Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 12:51 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:52 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 09, 2015
And weirdave is a somebody Dammit
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:52 AM (H8DsL)
*swelled chest*
Docta says I's Im-po-tant.
/punchline
Posted by: Weirddave at June 09, 2015 12:53 AM (WvS3w)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:53 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2015 12:53 AM (2XMpf)
http://t.co/aqEuYLoq8y
Posted by: Costanza Defense at June 09, 2015 12:54 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:54 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:54 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 12:54 AM (OQ9R7)
****
Butt a memory by the time I post this.....
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 12:55 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:55 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 12:55 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:55 AM (kmtse)
Most "witnesses" don't get fooled by bears. They're just making shit up.
Posted by: otho
See, I don't think you even have to go that far.
Just imagine they're really, really shy. Like the complete opposite of the Kardashians.
Plus, they can smell hoomanz, so any areas with cameras installed by hoomanz are stinky. And hence avoided.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 12:56 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:56 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:56 AM (3mTLw)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 12:57 AM (kmtse)
Your IP address (86.75.309) has been banned. If you feel this is in error, please contact the blog owner by email.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:56 AM (3mTLw)
Missing a number, and is that you or Ira?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 12:57 AM (EzgxV)
-Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:55 AM (1PVlv)
-There are Lies.
-There are Damned Lies.
...and then there are statistics.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 12:58 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:58 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 12:59 AM (zt+N6)
That...that just sounds so wrong.
Cheer up, Sleepy Jean
Oh, what can it mean
To a Sasquatch believer
And a homecoming queen
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 12:59 AM (UVfht)
And to think that once upon a time, I had a crush on Davey Jones.
Now he's all...ugh.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:01 AM (kmtse)
Oh, what can it mean
To a Sasquatch believer
And a homecoming queen
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 12:59 AM (UVfht)
--Doesn't the Style Guide recommend socking yourself as the Monkees. Nicely done.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:01 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: TV, orobelttarB morf nietsniggolC yarM at June 09, 2015 01:01 AM (D5iCY)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:01 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at June 09, 2015 01:01 AM (F1Z8f)
Oh, what can it mean
To a Sasquatch believer
And a homecoming queen
Posted by: Blanco Basura
This wins the internets for the next 0.45 metric hour conversions.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:01 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 12:56 AM
Actually, yes. They are extremely shy and are like ninjas, apparently. They avoid humans... except when they don't... which is all the fucking time. It's not really the human scent they avoid, it's the cameras and videos. Bigfoot shows up in backyards, car parks, camping spots and even breaks into houses and fucks up all your shit. But, he won't get caught on camera coz he sneaks past them like James Bond, or zaps them with his mind power.
Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (tBSrv)
hahaha Blanco.
And to think that once upon a time, I had a crush on Davey Jones.
Now he's all...ugh.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:01 AM (kmtse)
Do you know about the David Bowie connection?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 10:41 PM (Tsw/P)
I still have that game. Works too. : )
Posted by: Blano at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (heN73)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 12:56 AM (3mTLw)
Jenny I got your number!
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 12:59 AM (zt+N6)
I keep asking. It's been almost a year
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (3mTLw)
Posted by: Blano at June 09, 2015 01:03 AM (heN73)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (3mTLw)
I think you should send it in to the podcast's mailsack.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:04 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
-----------------
Stop whining..., leave it to the pros.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 01:04 AM (9mTYi)
No I do not.
I was five years old at the time.
I'd like to preserve what little positive childhood memories that I have left.
Nothing good ever comes from a David Bowie...connection...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:04 AM (kmtse)
I looked at the post, thought, that's not a valid IP address, and moved on. It never occurred to me it was that number.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 01:04 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:01 AM
I thought he had a fatal heart attack
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 01:05 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Hamsters on a 'hating break at June 09, 2015 01:05 AM (KghRQ)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 12:57 AM (EzgxV)
It's me Cooth. I won't post my real ip here. Figured the Jenny phone number would be a nice touch
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 01:05 AM (3mTLw)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:05 AM (kmtse)
Alert at 580.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (cIoI4)
I normally get him in two or three, but that's getting into "Name That Tune"-level troll identification -- "I can ID that troll in SIX LETTERS!!!!!"
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:06 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: buzzion
------------------
Now there's a thought.
Dear AoSHQ Podcast,
Can you get me unhammered?
Sincerely,
M. Hammer
Truthfully, I regard the Village of the Banned to be a tight-knit group. Special, as it were.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 01:07 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 01:07 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Corey and Trevor at June 09, 2015 01:07 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (tBSr
Invisibility cloak, like Harry Potter
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 01:07 AM (Vm8WO)
You'll never find him because he isn't of this plane.
It is an "Outer-Realm" item that we have On Sale for $49.95 per statue/bobblehead!
If you respond within the next ten minutes, I have been authorized to give you this "Manny Ramirez" bobblehead Absolutely Free!.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 01:07 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:07 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 09, 2015 01:08 AM (KghRQ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 01:08 AM (UVfht)
Hillbillys kept the view
While all the women came and went
Bigfoot, he did, too
Outside in the cold distance
A sasquatch did growl
Two yettis were approaching
And the wind began to howl
Posted by: zombie Jimi Hendrix at June 09, 2015 01:08 AM (xsnUW)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:09 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:09 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: otho
This summer...
SUWAAAAASH
In a small town ...
SUWAAAAASH
Where no camera or recording device works
SUWAAAAASH
OO9, PSYCHIC NINJA SQUACH
...starring Brian Dennehy. An ATL-PAC Production.
(cue Deetroit funk)
He's going to bring the Squach..
(moah Deetroit funk)
And no one will hear it.
SUMMER 2016
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:09 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (3mTLw)
I think you should send it in to the podcast's mailsack.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:04 AM (zt+N6)
593 I keep asking. It's been almost a year
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
-----------------
Stop whining..., leave it to the pros.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 01:04 AM (9mTYi)
Differing views, I'm torn.
Anyway I better try and get some sleep. Seeing my orthopod tomorrow. I think he is releasing me from his care after a year plus.,the 12thnwill be myn1 year anniversary after 2nd knee replacement. As of late it's been feeling good
Nite morons
Be well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 01:09 AM (3mTLw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 01:09 AM (9mTYi)
Hillbillys kept the view
While all the women came and went
Bigfoot, he did, too
Outside in the cold distance
A sasquatch did growl
Two yettis were approaching
And the wind began to howl
Posted by: zombie Jimi Hendrix at June 09, 2015 01:08 AM (xsnUW)
--Also nice.
Was by Robert Zimmerman though.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:09 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (3mTLw)<<<
That's #TwoWeeks... in metric.
Posted by: crossing the memes at June 09, 2015 01:10 AM (xsnUW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2015 01:10 AM (9mTYi)
cooth,
No I do not.
I was five years old at the time.
I'd like to preserve what little positive childhood memories that I have left.
Nothing good ever comes from a David Bowie...connection...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:04 AM (kmtse)
I think you'll like this one. David Bowie's real name was David Jones. He used to perform as Davie Jones in his hometown. But when he made it big, he discovered that Davey Jones of the Monkees had it first.....so he had to adopt a stage name, and went with David Bowie after a Bowie knife. Once he became popular with the adopted name, he changed his birth name to match.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:11 AM (EzgxV)
The guy is a complete ass. His basic point is that anyone who denies AGW is an ignorant idiot, and the real problem is that the media treats "climate deniers" as having an equally legitimate point of view (when did that happen? I missed it) when really, those "skeptic" arguments shouldn't be given equal time. As if we ever *were* given equal time.
I've seen links to less idiotic articles at Vox.
Posted by: Qwinn at June 09, 2015 01:11 AM (0+bU1)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:11 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:12 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Juvenal Sasquatch at June 09, 2015 01:12 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 01:12 AM (OQ9R7)
Missing a number, and is that you or Ira?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 12:57 AM (EzgxV)
It's me Cooth. I won't post my real ip here. Figured the Jenny phone number would be a nice touch
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 01:05 AM (3mTLw)
It was once I saw it.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:12 AM (EzgxV)
612 580 is a Mary from Brattleboro sock. You guys are too jumpy.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:09 AM (zt+N6)
Hey, for some of us it is ours only exercise
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 01:14 AM (3mTLw)
Missing a number, and is that you or Ira?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 12:57 AM (EzgxV)
Paranoia the destroyer...
Posted by: jacob at June 09, 2015 01:06 AM (5j58g)
It ain't paranoia when someone's stalking you.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:14 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Michael Jackson at June 09, 2015 01:14 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 01:16 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:14 AM (EzgxV)
It ain't Paranoia unless Friend Computer is stalking you...
Posted by: Friend Computer at June 09, 2015 01:16 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Ayatollah Khamenei at June 09, 2015 01:16 AM (F1Z8f)
Except the living Tyrannosaurs. They're real.
Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 01:16 AM (tBSrv)
Cinnamon Squatch
I want to live with a cinnamon Squatch
I know I can be happy with a cinnamon Squatch
Thanks for making me laugh tonite.
Now I gots to go
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 09, 2015 01:17 AM (3mTLw)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:17 AM (1PVlv)
600 584
Alert at 580.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 01:02 AM (cIoI4)
I normally get him in two or three, but that's getting into "Name
That Tune"-level troll identification -- "I can ID that troll in SIX
LETTERS!!!!!"
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:06 AM (EzgxV)
oooh, Tough guys, hmmm
Posted by: jacob at June 09, 2015 01:12 AM (5j58g)
I was going to use that right after josef.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:18 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:09 AM (1PVlv)<<<
Yeah. That's the one I hear most often, though, and prefer.
Posted by: zombie Jimi Hendrix at June 09, 2015 01:18 AM (xsnUW)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 01:18 AM (Vm8WO)
FFS, we get it: you fucking produced this show and want us to pay attention!
@ssholes!!!!!!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:18 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: Mattress Gurl at June 08, 2015 10:59 PM (wZ2hu)
My *cough* friend *cough* must not have had his sound turned up high enough, since I..I mean he never heard that part.
Posted by: Blano at June 09, 2015 01:19 AM (heN73)
The name of the artist was "Rockwell".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 01:20 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:17 AM (1PVlv)
Sorry, you are. Hey maybe its related to cat piss?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 01:20 AM (Vm8WO)
First some background information is needed.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:21 AM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: Sasquatch leering creepily from behind tree at June 09, 2015 01:21 AM (KghRQ)
The name of the artist was "Rockwell".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 01:20 AM (OQ9R7)
Related to the head of Motown records. But the part they quoted was the part Jackson sang.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:22 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Ayatollah Khamenei at June 09, 2015 01:16 AM (F1Z8f)
Heathens over heretics.
Why do you think the initial Islamic conquests over the Byzantines Empire happened where they did?
Those lands were filled with Christians who Constantinople considered heretical...
Posted by: Heraculus' Hat at June 09, 2015 01:22 AM (7YlUk)
Please assure me I'm not smelling rabbit piss.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:17 AM (1PVlv)
I would not rule out rabbit piss.....but the inevitable meltdown makes positive ID very easy. If he starts going "Maet, READ YOUR EMAIL, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!", he's done.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:22 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Sasquatch leering creepily from behind tree at June 09, 2015 01:21 AM
Piker.
Posted by: The Fapping Ghosts at June 09, 2015 01:22 AM (Vm8WO)
Quite entertaining weren't they?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:22 AM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: zombie Jimi Hendrix at June 09, 2015 01:18 AM (xsnUW)
--I as well.
I hate that SUWAAASSSSH sound effect as much as I hate that violin screetch on all of the reality shows when they have to underline tension. eREEEEEEENNNT.
FFS, we get it: you fucking produced this show and want us to pay attention!
@ssholes!!!!!!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:18 AM (uctT+)
--A few months ago I checked out Bug Wars from the library, which I think originally aired on SyFy (?!). They kept adding sound effects like growling and slashing noises to make it more "fighty" since arthropods battling each other don't make many noises on their own.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:23 AM (1PVlv)
First some background information is needed.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
It would be a contradiction in terms is you didn't try.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:23 AM (uctT+)
-Posted by: Buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:22 AM (zt+N6)
Roger that.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 01:23 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Sasquatch leering creepily from behind tree at June 09, 2015 01:21 AM
You know, that's actually a thing. Bigfoot does that, apparently. Bigfoots also hold their own orgies and have tickle fights. Seriously.
Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 01:24 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 09, 2015 01:25 AM (KghRQ)
The name of the artist was "Rockwell".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 01:20 AM (OQ9R7)
--Oh, I knew Rockwell (actually the son of Motown founder Barry Gordy) got top billing, I just put Jacko because he sang those lines, and in a way he was kindy squatchy.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:25 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:25 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:25 AM (RQ2Z6)
Who here remembers Stuck on Stupid and his tales of his battles with che boy?
Quite entertaining weren't they?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:22 AM (RQ2Z6)
The SoS Chronicles are a pleasant memory. Right prevails, and all that.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:26 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:26 AM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 09, 2015 01:25 AM
Yeah but its got what, 3 different names going right now?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 01:26 AM (Vm8WO)
Isn't there some off with which you should be fucking?
Posted by: Buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:28 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:28 AM (1PVlv)
You can include me in that bad guy line up should you want.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:28 AM (RQ2Z6)
Oh I'm sorry did I ruin your theory that you were hoping to lay out?
Posted by: Buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:29 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: otho
I hope they broadcast it to their fellow squatches around the world ..
VIMSKULLY: Hellow Rodger fans, an' welcome to our broadcast.
It's a mild 43 grunts and hazy as the low brow can see. Speaking of Canseeko, he's back in the line up and hoping to hye a few ball shags...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:29 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:30 AM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:30 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Sasquatch orgy at June 09, 2015 01:31 AM (KghRQ)
661
We have cuthulu on one hand who I'll hang the label of "Good Guy" on and
we have Ira, Ian, Martin, etc, who I will hang the label of "bad guy"
on.
You can include me in that bad guy line up should you want.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:28 AM (RQ2Z6)
Cthulhu, by definition, cannot be a "good guy". He can be a "left alone and not fucked-with" guy pretty easily -- but considering that Captain Dipshit was in my online Discover account as late as May 31, that doesn't seem to be in the cards.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:31 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 09, 2015 01:31 AM (KghRQ)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:32 AM (RQ2Z6)
So weft-cut-loop, Bigfoots are the opposite of Bigasses?
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 12:58 AM (1PVlv)
Them's my peeps you talkin' 'bout.
Posted by: BignJames at June 09, 2015 01:33 AM (HtUkt)
-Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 01:24 AM (tBSrv)
No.
Fucking.
Way.
I was going to say that, but I didn't because I probably don't feel good-enough about myself.
Perhaps if I had a teaspoon of encouragement?
...I'll have to search The Web, so as to reinforce my Confirmation Bias.
*pats self on back*
-We're going to be just fine, buddy!
I hope them bigfeet know that I'm on their "side"!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 01:33 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 01:33 AM (1Nkl8)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:29 AM
Yep. Bigfoot is totally a perve. He jacks it while watching campers bone. Sometimes he does it regardless of whether they're boning or not. Pretty chicks at your campsite? He'll jack it. It's true, apparently. He also likes flute music.
Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 01:33 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:32 AM (RQ2Z6)
There are five lights
Posted by: Gul Madred at June 09, 2015 01:34 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:34 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:32 AM (RQ2Z6)
****
Maet would really, really like to answer your email. However, he realized he does not do email correspondence with troll Douchebags.
Too bad, so sad.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 01:34 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:35 AM (RQ2Z6)
672 Buzzion Tim isn't Ira. He ID'd himself recently as a regular with a new nic.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 01:33 AM (1Nkl
I'm aware he's a different person. I'm also aware that if you're trying to defend someone going full MUMR then you're a dumbass. That's Tim.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:36 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Sasquatch orgy at June 09, 2015 01:31 AM (KghRQ)
--Watch out for that squatch chakra.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:36 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 09, 2015 01:37 AM (KghRQ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 01:37 AM (Vm8WO)
Whoa, that yetti (bam-ba-lam)
That yetti had a child (bam-ba-lam)
The damn thing gone wild (bam-ba-lam)
Hillbillys goin' outta their mind (bam-ba-lam)
All over with cameras trying to find (bam-ba-lam)
I said Oh, that yetti (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, that yetti (bam-ba-lam)
Posted by: Ram Jam at June 09, 2015 01:37 AM (xsnUW)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:37 AM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: Carrdassian rapper *small ass at June 09, 2015 01:38 AM (uctT+)
The last living Bigfoot ate Amelia Earhart.
Speaking of, the TIGHAR folks were supposed to leave Fiji today for a 5-day, 1000 mile voyage over to that island to search again for 2 weeks. June 13 to June 26 if all goes well (it hardly ever does).
So we may finally get some grainy footage of Bigfoot hiding underwater in the wreckage of her plane.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 09, 2015 01:38 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 01:38 AM (cIoI4)
I'm willing to bet Maet hasn't received a single e-mail from anyone calling for this idiot to get banned.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:39 AM (zt+N6)
Facts are a little thin on the ground. Anyone have a verifiable fact they would like to share?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:32 AM (RQ2Z6)
I've shared a variety of facts to date, but I haven't collated them into a grand opus as of yet -- when I determined I was looking at polymorphic malware, stuff got busy and disks got offlined. I should be posting a complete list of viruses and malware on the device-in-question over the weekend.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:39 AM (EzgxV)
Then SoS just disappeared into the wasteland of the net.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:39 AM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: Sasquatch watching people fap to tentacle porn at June 09, 2015 01:39 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 01:40 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 09, 2015 01:40 AM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:40 AM (RQ2Z6)
"VIMSKULLY: Hellow Rodger fans, an' welcome to
It's a mild 43 grunts and hazy as the low brow can see. Speaking of Canseeko, he's back in the line up and hoping to
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:29 AM (uctT+)
I tried to make it with "more butter".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 01:41 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:41 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 01:41 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Sasquatch spying on Caitlyn Jenner at June 09, 2015 01:42 AM (KghRQ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 09, 2015 01:42 AM (JO9+V)
622 "Yeah, as if that would do any good."Chi, Jon. Please. Peace.Jon Yes it will do good. I trust Maet to be an imartial Judge on this matter.That we are still posting after all the emails that were sent off to asking for us to banned. That says something to me.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 07, 2015 05:50 AM (GoyxN)
How about some facts on this Tim? You like facts right? I'm sure you have evidence that any e-mail was sent to Maet right? I mean you wouldn't make accusations without any evidence now would you?
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:42 AM (zt+N6)
-Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 01:24 AM (tBSrv)<<<
Oh really?!
**packs tent, camping gear, cameras, feather duster...**
Posted by: Eric Massa at June 09, 2015 01:43 AM (xsnUW)
Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 01:40 AM (tBSrv)
--More proof of Rule 34.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:43 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 01:43 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Sasquatch watching people fap to tentacle porn at June 09, 2015 01:39 AM (1PVlv)
H8r...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsEW75hVOak
Posted by: 政治的な帽子~で げそ at June 09, 2015 01:44 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:36 AM (zt+N6)
I don't think Tim is a troll. At least I haven't seen any obvious troll behavior.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 01:44 AM (wqVD1)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 01:45 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:45 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Sasquatch spying on Caitlyn Jenner at June 09, 2015 01:42 AM (KghRQ)
Your junk didn't crawl up your ass to hide at the mere sight of brucette?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 01:46 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T)
Moar butter? I wasn't profermasticating Chick Hearn, amigo.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:46 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:46 AM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 01:46 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:45 AM (zt+N6)
Okay just clarifying the classification.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 01:46 AM (wqVD1)
Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 01:47 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:47 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 09, 2015 01:47 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:48 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:46 AM (RQ2Z6)
Hey how about giving it a rest given the new nic and all.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 01:48 AM (wqVD1)
That was quite a while ago, back when I never thought of de-lurking.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 09, 2015 01:48 AM (KghRQ)
Go buzz! Can I make you a proper manhattan to enjoy while you slay trolls?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 01:48 AM (Vm8WO)
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:46 AM (uctT+)
*HAH!*
And I was doing my best aforedegenirating Herb Score.
-My Apologies.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 01:49 AM (OQ9R7)
I'm aware he's a different person. I'm also aware that if you're
trying to defend someone going full MUMR then you're a dumbass. That's
Tim.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:36 AM (zt+N6)
I don't think Tim is a troll. At least I haven't seen any obvious troll behavior.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 01:44 AM (wqVD1)
I think Tim has been pickin' up what Ira's been layin' down and should be assessing his security situation.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 01:49 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Right Hand Arm Man at June 09, 2015 01:50 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:50 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:48 AM (zt+N6)
I don't know anything about this.
But I am thinking a group timeout might be just the thing to resolve this little brouhaha that never fucking ends.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 01:51 AM (wqVD1)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:43 AM
If I remember right, there's some debate about when it came out. Some say 1981, some say 1973. I think it's 1970's, but I could be wrong. It's called "The Geek" Here's a clip for your rapey Bigfoot pleasure....
https://youtu.be/f21CtC0Vo6c
Posted by: otho at June 09, 2015 01:51 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: logprof crossing streams at June 09, 2015 01:52 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at June 09, 2015 01:52 AM (KghRQ)
725 The squatch hunters should leave out some sorbitol for Bigfoot and then come back later and just follow the shit trail.
Posted by: logprof crossing streams at June 09, 2015 01:52 AM (1PVlv)
They're probably not fans of gummi bears.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:53 AM (zt+N6)
Wait but all his info is being stolen!. His system(s) is infected and you will be vulnerable to attack!
Understood. Why take the chance. In this instance if places were reversed I think I would go ahead an open up direct communications. That would give LE a working IP to start investigating.
Am I correct?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:53 AM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:54 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:53 AM (zt+N6)
Who can resist gummi bears? break out those sugar free haribo ones. heh
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 01:54 AM (Vm8WO)
.. asking for a friend.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:54 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: Jerry Jones at June 09, 2015 01:55 AM (1PVlv)
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:50 AM (uctT+)
Deceptive punnery.
...I understand not one word of it.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 01:55 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at June 09, 2015 01:52 AM (KghRQ)
Ever been to a Turkish prison?
Posted by: Captain Oveur at June 09, 2015 01:56 AM (7YlUk)
I don't think it was ever intended to go this far.
But when a Opportunity comes along, might as well roll with it, right?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:56 AM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:54 AM (zt+N6)
Yes.
http://bit.ly/1F5y3aO
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 09, 2015 01:57 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 09, 2015 01:57 AM (KghRQ)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:58 AM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:53 AM (zt+N6)
--A lot of sugar-fee sweets like cookies and chocolates contain it as well. I'm sure that since bears like those goodies Bigfoot would as well.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 01:58 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 09, 2015 01:57 AM (KghRQ)
Anyone who chooses to raise a handicapped child can't be evil.
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 09, 2015 01:58 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:59 AM (zt+N6)
I will.
After I am done.
That will be shortly.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:58 AM (RQ2Z6)
Well how about right now - that seems to be a pretty good time to me.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 09, 2015 01:59 AM (wqVD1)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 01:59 AM (zt+N6)
Did you read the amazon reviews of those things? Comedy gold. I laughed so hard i almost peed my pants.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 02:00 AM (Vm8WO)
Now cuthulu has also been invited to share information and he also can reach me if he wants.
Wait but all his info is being stolen!. His system(s) is infected and you will be vulnerable to attack!
Understood.
Why take the chance. In this instance if places were reversed I think I
would go ahead an open up direct communications. That would give LE a
working IP to start investigating.
Am I correct?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 01:53 AM (RQ2Z6)
There is a certain asymmetry -- my assailant already knows my IRL name, address, phone and cell numbers and primary email (as well as the contents of several hundred emails to me). If I had a phone number to actually talk to someone, things could be easier.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2015 02:01 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 09, 2015 02:01 AM (KghRQ)
.. asking for a friend.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2015 01:54 AM (uctT+)
--Moochzilla?
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:01 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 02:00 AM (Vm8WO)
I remember some of them when they were first mentioned here. I get scat humor here and from South Park.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 02:01 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Finding Bigfoot Team at June 09, 2015 02:02 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 02:02 AM (f858s)
Posted by: Bigfoot at June 09, 2015 02:02 AM (xsnUW)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 02:03 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 09, 2015 02:04 AM (JO9+V)
-Posted by: The Political Hat at June 09, 2015 01:58 AM (7YlUk)
I had a choice between Santorum, Nor Laup and Romney in the Ohio primary.
I chose Santorum as an anti-Romney vote.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 02:04 AM (OQ9R7)
Sorry, bbd, I staggered away for a bit. The Shelby was a one time event. That's why I was so pissed off about missing it. I may have another shot when the 60th anniversary of the mustang rolls around.
I haven't been running in probably a year now, and my fat ass shows it. But the tendon in my knee is finally allowing me to walk a few miles again without making me limp the rest of the day.
Tomorrow I shall be making an appointment to see a specialist and then maybe get one of those knee straps so I can run again.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 02:04 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 09, 2015 01:57 AM (KghRQ)
Anyone who chooses to raise a handicapped child can't be evil.
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 09, 2015 01:58 AM (7YlUk)
--Agreed, and while I do not consider him electorally viable anymore I believe he has staked a position squarely against Fast Track and if that can force a discussion on it he will have done a great service.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:04 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Sasquatch at June 09, 2015 02:04 AM (KghRQ)
749 weird thing happened yesterday on the music thread. Someone posted as "Grimmy" and talked about their time in Oki. Only it wasnt my Grim they were talking about Dogpatch and going to Fuji. My Grim never was there. theres 5 installations and even navy and AF separate stuff and he was all by the AF and Navy facilities. Anyway he would call himself Mr Grim. i am the only human who can call him Grimmy and get away with it. Ask Cooth, (who met him) hes short fused a little, usually in a funny way. Anyway it was weird, and creepy.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 02:02 AM (f858s)
I think Grimmy has posted here before. Not all that often but not really an unknown either.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 02:04 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 02:03 AM (zt+N6)
Bwwwwaaaahhhhhh. Nah, I don't bother with that sugar free crap. Stuff is nasty.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 02:05 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 02:05 AM (f858s)
Someone else here (maybe bbd) said you had an interesting take on the Belmont Stakes. I'd be interested in your analysis.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:06 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 02:04
Thats no bueno. How did you mess the knee up?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 02:07 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:06 AM (1PVlv)
Oh yeah, why it was it was unlikely anyone would ever win the triple crown again
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 02:08 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Sasquatch at June 09, 2015 02:04 AM (KghRQ)
--Mr. Sasquatch, do I want to know what/where the Number Six Dance is???
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:08 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Huckabee at June 09, 2015 02:09 AM (KghRQ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 02:10 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 09, 2015 02:11 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 09, 2015 02:11 AM (KghRQ)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 02:11 AM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: Huckabee at June 09, 2015 02:09 AM
Mr. Huckabee, given your affinity for squirrels, i find it very suspicious that our very own DC was viciously attacked by a squirrel while on vacation. Why sir, have you sent out a killer ninja attack squirrel against the horde, and how many more are out there just waiting for their opportunity to assault other members of the horde?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 02:12 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 02:10 AM
Plain old wear and tear from too much mileage, or did you biff it?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 02:13 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 02:15 AM (RQ2Z6)
Wear and tear and I think I bought the wrong shoes. Bad base and everything on top of it goes to shit in a hurry.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 02:16 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Bubbs at June 09, 2015 02:16 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:17 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 02:17 AM (zt+N6)
Yup. My orthopod finally put me in orthotics after I kept tearing my up my ankles playing volleyball
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 02:18 AM (Vm8WO)
take on the Belmont Stakes. I'd be interested in your analysis.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:06 AM (1PVlv) <<<
Hay there, I too would be interested in your opinion on what might become a nagging issue.
Posted by: Secretariat Kerry, one foot hoof in the grave glue vat at June 09, 2015 02:18 AM (xsnUW)
LOL! Good lord, our country is getting weirder and weirder. I wonder if this is what it felt like when the Nazis first took power in Germany? I wonder if the decent people walked around just thinking, "Man, things are getting really weird. Wtf?"
I think we all know in our gut that something is really really wrong in the country.
Posted by: Mistress Overdone at June 09, 2015 02:18 AM (2/oBD)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:18 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 02:19 AM (RQ2Z6)
Heh...I have no idea what you're talking about.
Posted by: Huckabee at June 09, 2015 02:22 AM (KghRQ)
Nothing left but a smoldering rabbit foot.
Inappropriate?
https://youtu.be/wGhQ2BDt4VE
(SFW)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 02:22 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:23 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:23 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 02:24 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 02:22
heh. although that chick at the end looks like she's about to go down on the bunny cake
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 02:25 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:25 AM (1PVlv)
784 Hey Fuckabee, go back to playing sax on that show of yours and leave us alone.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:23 AM (1PVlv)
You're mixing up your asshole Arkansas governors. Fuckabee plays the bass.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 02:26 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 02:27 AM (cIoI4)
I think Grimmy has posted here before. Not all that often but not really an unknown either.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 02:04 AM (zt+N6)
thats what i thought. but i could not remember if they were on the up and up. Sigh. the weird people get so tedious, and i have my own problems. Seems one of my neighbors hates cats and has been killing all the cats that free range in my neighborhood. its very strange out here.
there are now no coyotes. the owl is gone. and the only outdoor cat i have is LuLu. and shes hiding. Shes even afraid of Grim and the Kid. and she used to love them. i did get one of the disappeared back... he was caught in a humane trap (he would not eat tainted food) and was taken to the pound to be euthanized. Bad Black Kitty is so scared hes hiding in the tackroom and will NOT come out. And the whole time the Animal Control Lady (who missed her true calling at the DMV) could not stop talking about how he was brought in by the cat hatin'ist guy she ever saw... That no BY LAW she couldn't tell me who he was or where he was. I MIGHT RETALIATE! Finally i insisted they give me a general area so i could verify the scabby frightened cat was probably mine... what do you know! right near my house! she gave me a 1-2 block vicinity. Le Sigh. so this little girl answering phones as we were signing him out gave me the wrong paper to sign and handed me the intake slip with the guy's name and address on it. I said nothing, handed it back to her, signed the right paper, and took my carrier with me.
found out later that there was a huge fight in the back with this bitch. SHe had wanted them to charge me the 57 dollar adoption fee on top of the spay/neuter fee and the microchip. Seems the people in the back thought it should be waived, and just get the damn unadoptable ugly scabby wild cat the hell out of there. I was back later before i retrieved him from their vet (another friend of mine) to see if my good little Spooky cat was the calico that came in later. That didnt happen, it was a tiny kitten. They saw all the electronic notices and the scrubbers noticed that she was uniquely marked and would keep an eye out for her, gave me hugs and apologized for the co-worker. they even told me how to slip in the back and check cages when they are closed. I said thanks i would be back tuesday. I will be back tomorrow to see if Spooky came back in the last two days over their weekend. Please pray shes there for me.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 02:27 AM (f858s)
Posted by: Bigfoot at June 09, 2015 02:27 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 02:26 AM (zt+N6)
Pffft.
This is playing bass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J9uTifOpj8
Posted by: Zombie Cliff Burton at June 09, 2015 02:28 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 02:26 AM (zt+N6)
--LMAO. Goes to show how little I care about the Huckster.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:29 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 02:30 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 02:31 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:32 AM (1PVlv)
I'm at a party and it's clear no one wants to talk to me, I GTFO.
Perseveration.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 02:33 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 02:34 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: 1001 Rabbit Tales Reference at June 09, 2015 02:34 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 02:36 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Bigfoot
----------------------------
I never get invited to the cool parties...
Posted by: Nessie at June 09, 2015 02:38 AM (nmTBe)
Posted by: Nessie at June 09, 2015 02:38 AM (nmTBe
That's cause you're like a wet blanket.
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 02:39 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:39 AM (1PVlv)
I'll leave you with a little something from a cult other than our resident cephalopod's.
https://youtu.be/jGKNaIXtBZQ
(SFW)
It sort of sounds akin to what it's like to be concerned with objective truth these days.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2015 02:39 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Nessie at June 09, 2015 02:38 AM (nmTBe)
A little mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo6mpg3KQZ0
Posted by: Hatodon at June 09, 2015 02:39 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Nessie at June 09, 2015 02:38 AM (nmTBe)
You're too high maintenance. It's a bitch finding a tank big enough for you.
Posted by: Bigfoot at June 09, 2015 02:41 AM (1PVlv)
gushie seems like she's preoccupied, so I'll take a rain check on the horsey stuff.
'Night y'all!
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:43 AM (1PVlv)
Posted by: area 51 alien at June 09, 2015 02:44 AM (nmTBe)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 02:45 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Ununpentium at June 09, 2015 02:50 AM (7YlUk)
***
We know. You are in Mom's basement hackin while whackin. Bye.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 02:50 AM (3F6F8)
760 Hi, gushka! Someone else here (maybe bbd) said you had an
interesting take on the Belmont Stakes. I'd be interested in your
analysis.
Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2015 02:06 AM (1PVlv)
Oh yeah, why it was it was unlikely anyone would ever win the triple crown again
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2015 02:08 AM (Vm8WO)
oh yeah i have been DYING to talk about this! ok they did a couple of cool things. did you guys see the article on the "X Factor" in pedigrees? k, what they did is hes bred for sped but whats awesome is the have a bunch of "random shit" in the pedigree that if you dont get what they were doing look like "who the fuck horses are those?" ok so two problems on the T-bred industry... they line bred on Native dancer, and then after that when Affirmed turned out to be a loser as a stud and Alidar who was second next to him in every race was a winner, they line bred all the horses for speed on Alidar... problem was, that sumbitch was a bleeder.
now we get to the problem. we get all these awesome horses with early speed who can get the first two legs of the triple crown... but bleeders have to take Lasix and that is a banned substance at the Belmont. So all these horses get their meds for the first races, but not for the last and hardest leg, which would be the one to REALLY make them bleed.
ok now the problems with lasix are complex. one of the problems is the obvious one, they run ok with their meds, but take them away and the poor bastards tear up their windpipe with bursting capillaries and they bleed and bleed and bleed. but also if they ARE on the meds, then they have a harder time recovering from the races, because the Lasix make them piss away their electrolytes and so their organs have a harder time recovering. (I am gonna be truthful and say i cant remember if it TAKES 36 hours and with lasix its over twice that, but thats what i seem to remember) anyway it APPEARS Baffert came up with a novel electrolyte protocol to keep the horse from pissing his minerals away, OOOOOOR they flat out hooked him up to an IV with a drip on a timer (this is how i would solve the issue.) Also theres sort of an additional issue with bones microfracturing in the race, due to the lasix leaching the calcium and phosphorous.
they seem to have overcome all of this. Bebe has heard my rant about the widespread of Lasix and the stupid things they did with the breeding. Secretariat had a extra large heart, nearly twice normal size. So did an Australian Horse named Phar Lap who was gelded sadly and died racing... we have not been breeding for that big heart for distance. we have bred for speed over a long sprint. and as a result we have paid the price. and i have gone on way to long and this soap box is starting to feel kinda way up here... sorta like a high horse.
i think i will just climb down now...
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 02:51 AM (f858s)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 02:52 AM (3Vk1T)
One of the wackier sites I read a Theory is going around that he did get whacked.
By the Moussad.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 02:56 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 02:59 AM (yDmQD)
Remember, they covered up Tereeeeeezzzzzaaaaa's stroke, too. So, maybe Kerry had a stroke, it caused his fall and fx.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 09, 2015 03:00 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 02:59 AM (yDmQD)
When in doubt, blame the trolls.
When that avenue is exhausted... blame Pixy... then ask for forgiveness...
Posted by: Postin' Hat at June 09, 2015 03:01 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 03:01 AM (zt+N6)
One of the wackier sites I read a Theory is going around that he did get whacked.
By the Moussad.
Posted by: Tim
----------------------------
I was talking about this with SMFH earlier. It is rather weird. How long has it been now since we saw/heard from him?
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 09, 2015 03:02 AM (3Vk1T)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 03:02 AM (zt+N6)
else would know for sure but at least 4 of them are equipped with a Advanced Medical Suit capable of Life Support and Surgery.
Find the Tail Number of that C-17 and you can find if it was one of them.
You wouldn't need that for a broken Leg or a dead Body.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 03:05 AM (6yehy)
That is pretty interesting gushka. So basically they went and tried to
select for certain traits that also gave side effects that are
undesirable making it harder to win all three races. Of course its
never been easy to win all three since there are only what 12 winners?
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2015 03:01 AM (zt+N6)
yup. Plus they give them steroids to keep their privates from developing enough to get in the way of their stride. That cant be good either. THeres a lot of things they would have never DREAMED of doing in the old days that we do today... like IV DMSO. And a massive dose of banamine after the race. though to be fair i do not know if that DMSO is legal or if you you detox from that in time.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 03:05 AM (f858s)
Posted by: Sasquatch community at June 09, 2015 03:05 AM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 03:08 AM (yDmQD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 03:10 AM (yDmQD)
Not actual gender, which properly understood is just a synonym for one's actual biological sex, but the recognition that of a baby being a boy or a girl. Again, this madness is cropping up in Canada.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9207
Posted by: The Poitical Hat at June 09, 2015 03:11 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Sasquatch community at June 09, 2015 03:05 AM (F1Z8f)
Not buyin' it. You came over Beringia just like everybody else. And you can collect entitlements after you whack all the ms-13 thugs and badass welfare queens, so get in line, fuzzy face.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 09, 2015 03:18 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 03:18 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 03:19 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 03:22 AM (yDmQD)
my whole life is pedigrees. i absolutely HAVE to know what genes are fully or only partially expressed. we have issues with horses being cryptorchid (balls undecended) or monorchid (only one ball.) we cant lie if there is a problem with that in the line we geld the colt unless we got a real good reason not to. Same with crooked legs and stuff or for a thoroughbred ... if you are slow, you are food for Japanese. If you are not you are food for japanese when you get slow from age.
with humans its worse. some genetic diseases are matrilinial transmission, some are not. if we start writing any old thing on people BC just to avoid hurt feelings then we are gonna screw shit up in record keeping that could save or condemn a life.
this does not make sense to me. I do not understand someone not keeping paper record straight. because to be truly without prejudice you have to be able to face the truth with a smile, even if it is a weary and ironic one. Now i am NOT saying one should ever ever lose ones manners when adressing a lady and call her "sir" or a man. But i am saying theres gotta be a way there can be a legal notation that a transition was made or we are headed to crazy land.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 03:23 AM (f858s)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 03:25 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 03:23 AM (f858s)
I have never knowingly had any dealings with trannies. Who knows? Maybe I met some that were so convincing that I never questioned their apparent gender, in which case I take things at face value. But dealing with a person known to be a tranny? No way will I validate their mental illness by playing their game. And it is a mental illness. People that humor them are doing them no favors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 03:30 AM (yDmQD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 03:31 AM (6yehy)
Believe me, hon, I know the feeling...
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 09, 2015 03:32 AM (F1Z8f)
"
We're there. The long slow crawl back up is beginning. Going to be painful getting Sanity back.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 03:33 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 03:35 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 03:33 AM (6yehy)
Well, let's hope we can do it without The Gods of the Copybook Headings paying a visit. They always make it unpleasant whenever people go too crazy for too long.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 03:36 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: The Poitical Hat at June 09, 2015 03:36 AM (7YlUk)
playing their game. And it is a mental illness. People that humor them
are doing them no favors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 03:30 AM (yDmQD)
one saved my sisters life when she was turned out on the street, alone and friendless and without money. gave her a place to live, safety, and friend, some life coaching that turned her around and i will never forget it. if you met this person you would never know that she wasnt a dowdy woman of impeccable manners. She saved my sister so profoundly she was the guest of honour at her wedding and even the super born again cousin fought to sit with her and hold her hand, so she wouldnt feel awkward.
but like i said, legal papers like a birth cert or a death certificate are different .
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 03:37 AM (f858s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 03:30 AM (yDmQD)
It's exactly like telling an Anorexic "Yes, you are really fat. I support your diet plan. 60 lbs. is too much for an adult your height."
It's destructive and leads to further destruction, and the rate of suicide among post-op transsexuals proves it.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 03:37 AM (J+mig)
Well, let's hope we can do it without The Gods
of the Copybook Headings paying a visit. They always make it unpleasant
whenever people go too crazy for too long.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 03:36 AM (J+mig)
i dread that for us ours will be chinese.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 03:38 AM (f858s)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 09, 2015 03:39 AM (ifSWP)
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 03:38 AM (f858s)
China is on a path to become a Christian country in 20-30 years. The religion's wildly popular there now, especially among the young, so there might actually be worse things that could happen. Like, say, Global Socialism.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 03:41 AM (J+mig)
But if I met this person in the normal course of events, I expect I would take her to be a woman, if that is how she presents. I don't go through life looking to pick fights with crazy people. But if someone I know were to become a tranny, I would not go along with the charade.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 03:45 AM (yDmQD)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 03:41 AM (J+mig)
thats gonna really suck for the idiosyncratic, the eccentric, and the individualists...
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 03:45 AM (f858s)
>>> Has there been any mrs heinz ketchup sightings lately?
No, but bear in mind they have concealed Kerry permits.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 09, 2015 03:45 AM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 03:47 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 03:48 AM (yDmQD)
Just something to distract the masses with.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 03:50 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 03:45 AM (yDmQD)
i had a friend from high school do that. i have never been able to test your thesis on him as he always still appears to me as a man, if a very swishy one (normal situation since age 17) But i have heard he calls himself Bridget now and goes to pagan AA meetings. My only comment was good for him on the AA!" he was a terrible drunk.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 03:50 AM (f858s)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 03:52 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at June 09, 2015 03:45 AM (f858s)
It always does, and this whole Trans-Pacific Partnership thing has me worried that we might be headed there a lot quicker than anybody thought.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 03:55 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 09, 2015 03:59 AM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2015 03:55 AM (J+mig)
****
Yep, because the Constitutional way is obviously to keep the intro Bill under lock and key while forbidding anyone who sees it to even speak about.
There can not be any had shit in a Bill like that. Nuh uh. No way.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:00 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:03 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Mitch Rapp at June 09, 2015 04:05 AM (F1Z8f)
I wouldn't lose any sleep over it either.
Wheels within wheels though. That's what makes the Conspiracy Theory so attractive. Endless possibilities.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 04:05 AM (6yehy)
MUMR lives! Lol.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:03 AM (cIoI4)
I'm so confused.
Posted by: BignJames at June 09, 2015 04:08 AM (HtUkt)
Well, if you are honest and reputable, and not a degenerate troll who sucks his own farts by way of a rubber tube stolen from Bruce Jenner's douche bag, why do you constantly keep changing your nic?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 04:08 AM (yDmQD)
Posted by: BignJames at June 09, 2015 04:08 AM (HtUkt)
****
I'm referring to comments that get waxed upon refresh. There's a troll trying to put words on the board, and Maet's script kills them before most can see them.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:10 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: goon at June 09, 2015 04:11 AM (gy5kE)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:13 AM (cIoI4)
Yeah, I see them....I vaguely know what it's about....I think.
Posted by: BignJames at June 09, 2015 04:13 AM (HtUkt)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:13 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:17 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: goon at June 09, 2015 04:11 AM (gy5kE)
Well, if they were straight when they left the plane, they'll be badly bent after hitting the ground. After all, parachutes are haram, because they ain't in the koran.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 04:17 AM (yDmQD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 04:18 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 04:18 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 04:21 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:21 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:21 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:22 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:23 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:26 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 04:26 AM (yDmQD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 04:26 AM (yDmQD)
***
I actually did hit a triple, if that's what you're referring to. Comment would not go.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:28 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:28 AM (cIoI4)
Yeah, but look at the hashes. You are cIoI4, and some of the other "MWNP's" are XrHO0.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 04:31 AM (yDmQD)
Will there be more "accidents" in the future?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 04:31 AM (6yehy)
Will there be more "accidents" in the future?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 04:31 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 04:31 AM (yDmQD)
****
I post on a phone, and it seems to rotate between a few hashes. Plenty to bust on the troll about, but he is not doing that.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:33 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 04:36 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:33 AM (XrHO0)
OK. That might explain things. I hope that things get sorted out in the morning so I don't have to use a proxy to post. Good night to you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 04:36 AM (yDmQD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2015 04:36 AM (yDmQD)
****
Have a good night AOP.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:38 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:42 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:43 AM (3F6F8)
Maybe w can sic the Mossad on him!
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at June 09, 2015 04:43 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from
Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:33 AM (XrHO0)
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Yes, odd. When I post on my galaxy, I get the same 3 hashes myself.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 09, 2015 04:46 AM (cIoI4)
****
Well, my goodiness. Uncloaked, it is! As if anyone ever had a doubt....
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:47 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 09, 2015 04:46 AM (cIoI4)
****
I assume it to be a Carrier thing.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:49 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 04:53 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 04:53 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:53 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 09, 2015 04:57 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
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Depends how panicky your mom is. With my mom a half an hour late to dinner would have qualified me.
Posted by: RKae at June 09, 2015 05:15 AM (8+KZ4)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 05:27 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 05:27 AM
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What about missing gold digging Herman Munster impersonators?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 09, 2015 05:38 AM (XrHO0)
"Now is the time when the oceans slow their rise, and the planet begins to produce Triple Crown winners."
I see the ONT is still troll infested; this in many ways is the story of TFG.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 09, 2015 05:45 AM (6sL58)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 09, 2015 05:58 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: steinmetz at June 09, 2015 07:00 AM (CrYC8)
'How would they know, why should they care? '
Please don't bother tryin' to find them, they're not there.
Now let me tell you 'bout the way xe walks, the way xe talks and the color of xis hair.
Posted by: Dave H at June 09, 2015 11:30 AM (DeQAd)
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