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Open Thread
Julian Alden Weir, "Lengthening Shadows" (1887)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2015 09:48 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2015 09:48 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: EPA at June 08, 2015 09:48 AM (nCSwS)
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Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 08, 2015 09:51 AM (OCcU9)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2015 09:51 AM (ifSWP)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2015 09:51 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: HH at June 08, 2015 09:51 AM (Qia1Z)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 09:52 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2015 09:52 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 08, 2015 09:53 AM (95CzI)
Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2015 09:53 AM (sPO3u)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 08, 2015 09:54 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: MFM at June 08, 2015 09:54 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 08, 2015 09:54 AM (PtTYB)
Posted by: Jay Sherman at June 08, 2015 09:54 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 08, 2015 09:55 AM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2015 09:55 AM (ifSWP)
Posted by: Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light at June 08, 2015 09:55 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2015 09:55 AM (heFNg)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 09:55 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2015 09:56 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 08, 2015 09:56 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2015 09:56 AM (VPLuQ)
15 More bloody hobbits.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 08, 2015 09:54 AM (PtTYB)
Just as long as it is done in three films, while excruciatingly drawing out a thin story line -- Jackson's Law
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 08, 2015 09:56 AM (95CzI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2015 09:56 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 08, 2015 09:56 AM (vXKGT)
Top of hill, to the left.
Bad placement.
Scope? That was muzzle flash! Incoming!!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2015 09:56 AM (heFNg)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 08, 2015 09:57 AM (eytER)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 08, 2015 09:57 AM (95CzI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 09:58 AM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2015 09:58 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2015 09:58 AM (kivUY)
Lengthening shadows, a metaphor for these troubled times?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2015 09:51 AM (ifSWP)
When the sun is setting, small men cast long shadows.
/Ancient Peruvian Saying
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 08, 2015 09:59 AM (vXKGT)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 08, 2015 10:00 AM (UJGBe)
When the sun is setting, small men cast long shadows.
/Ancient Peruvian Saying
...while the tall men have removed themselves to the pub
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 08, 2015 10:00 AM (95CzI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)]
Ur just a raycyst h8r.
-Hector
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 08, 2015 10:01 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 08, 2015 10:01 AM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Feminist art critic at June 08, 2015 10:01 AM (2Ojst)
I found the sniper!
Smart guy, on top of the hi
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2015 09:58 AM (kivUY)
Fuck you. That's not funny.
Posted by: Zombie Major General John Sedgwick at June 08, 2015 10:01 AM (vXKGT)
...while the tall men have removed themselves to the pub
*checks height*
Yup. Pub time.
(Wait. Who invented jobs? And needing money? Why can't I go to the pub now? I wanna.)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 08, 2015 10:02 AM (JtwS4)
So I had a chance to spend a little bit of yesterday with the fetching Mrs VIA's highly over educated Asian friend.
Being from Chicago, she was fascinated by the "HeyJackass" website.
And her introduction to the dual concepts of "Ask the Imam", and hand babies was something I should have been able to sell tickets to.
Overall.....a fulfilling two hours of my life.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2015 10:03 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2015 10:03 AM (kivUY)
And no gateways.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 08, 2015 10:03 AM (brIR5)
...while the tall men have removed themselves to the pub
*checks height*
Yup. Pub time.
*checks height*
F*ck it, I'm going to the pub anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2015 10:04 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2015 10:04 AM (sPO3u)
Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2015 10:04 AM (sPO3u)
It starts craving chocolate-covered pickles, and won't fap anymore?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2015 10:05 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 08, 2015 10:05 AM (UJGBe)
Obama.
Pretty sure I can clear that with a D-9
VIA
Cannot!
-Rachael Corrie
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2015 10:05 AM (heFNg)
Never trust an elephant, General.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2015 10:03 AM (kivUY)
When it comes to the GOPe, Teh Horde is way ahead of you.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 08, 2015 10:05 AM (vXKGT)
Obama.
Pretty sure I can clear that with a D-9
VIA
Pretty sure I can clear that out with an Arc Light strikr.
Posted by: Curtis LeMay at June 08, 2015 10:05 AM (brIR5)
MAXIMUM security. Look it up. (Looking atyou, Andrew Cuomo.)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 08, 2015 10:05 AM (mwhMv)
Ask the Imam is closed.
Moose at the front should have told you.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2015 10:06 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 08, 2015 10:06 AM (TF10X)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2015 10:07 AM (heFNg)
I really think that is why the colder areas have such a strong 'socialist' lean. A totally different attitude where when the snow melts finding homes with a dead family and animals.
Somebody smarter than I could articulate this better, but I think that is such an important point, people in warmer or more populated areas simply do not understand why and how those attitudes are prevalent.
As always, I am late.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 08, 2015 10:07 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 08, 2015 10:07 AM (/Ho8c)
the river is too deep and it's too wide
out of sight, out of mind, i get this way from time to time
but right notw it's too high for me to climb-blackberry smoke -----because i'm addicted to them right now
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 10:07 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 08, 2015 10:08 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2015 10:08 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 08, 2015 10:09 AM (UJGBe)
1) All this putz Fredo talks about is climate change?
who the fuck cares you dumb commie bastard
2) I know this is an open thread, but it will most likely be on for the majority of the AM and the Dump was only up for a shot while. Seems a tad unbalanced to me. Not that it really matters
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2015 10:10 AM (rDqRv)
Or,
Voters in a primary tend to favor theone closer to their beliefs. Snaders would be more appealing to leftist primary voters than hillarity.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 08, 2015 10:10 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Bigby's Pricking Thumbs at June 08, 2015 10:10 AM (3ZtZW)
Please.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2015 10:11 AM (kivUY)
But that doesn't have to mean government help. It's hot here and some guy randomly came over and fixed my car enough so I could drive it to the shop. Didn't have to ask, just stood there (possibly dramatically) asking my brother if I needed to call a tow truck.
Southerners are pretty helpful friendly people, on a personal level. Is there any reason why cold might equal a need for help from the government?
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 10:12 AM (lIU4e)
small men cast long shadows.
The chair is against the wall.
The tits are not calm.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2015 10:12 AM (heFNg)
different understanding of helping neighbors than people who live in
temperate climes -- where the outside will not kill you 4-6 months of
the year.
1) India just called to say Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?!
2) Jonah Goldberg wrote something similar about ten years ago, except instead of weather he divided it into "states who kill cows for food" and "states who milk cows for food."
Posted by: Jay Sherman at June 08, 2015 10:12 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 10:12 AM (MQEz6)
This....
How I wish we had an illustrator amongst the Horde.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2015 10:12 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 08, 2015 10:12 AM (LdVxD)
The tits are not calm.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2015 10:12 AM
John Bolton has an epic mustache. I say again...John Bolton has an epic mustache.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2015 10:14 AM (h4vJk)
I'm reminded ot a great line from "Thank You For Smoking". The tobacco lobbyist explains to his son what he does for a living. They simulate a debate, and the lobbyist veers wildly off on a tangent. When his son exclaims, "that's not what we were talking about", the father responds, "but it's what I want to talk about".
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 08, 2015 10:15 AM (Spluw)
Yeh....I could see that being a little awkward.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2015 10:15 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 10:15 AM (MQEz6)
=====
Sure. I just meant they come across as so schizophrenic. Midwestern common sense paired with not just liberal but socialist lunacy. John Birchers an hour north of Madison. Its like they have to indulge the extremes only.
Posted by: Bigby's Pricking Thumbs at June 08, 2015 10:15 AM (3ZtZW)
I thought they were supposed to vote for the "most electable" candidate.
*drop mic, run like hell*
Posted by: Jay Sherman at June 08, 2015 10:16 AM (ZKzrr)
I'd like to see the Vote on that one?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2015 10:16 AM (rDqRv)
It would be the honorable bipartisan thing to do.
*hic*
Posted by: John Boehner at June 08, 2015 10:16 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 10:16 AM (lIU4e)
common sense paired with not just liberal but socialist lunacy. John
Birchers an hour north of Madison. Its like they have to indulge the
extremes only.
New York State is different, somehow? *scoff*
Posted by: Jay Sherman at June 08, 2015 10:17 AM (ZKzrr)
That grass needs mowing.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 08, 2015 10:17 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 08, 2015 10:17 AM (MIKMs)
Hey! Somebody else read that book.
>>Its like they have to indulge the extremes only.
Maybe they're depressed and cold and have nothing else to do but obsess about stuff all winter long?
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 10:17 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: An Observation at June 08, 2015 10:17 AM (EUPEn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 08, 2015 10:17 AM (UJGBe)
Where are they supposed to list?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2015 10:18 AM (s/M75)
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 10:15 AM (MQEz6)
Yep. There's some legislative excuse but the truth is that they have no intention of killing it.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 08, 2015 10:18 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 10:18 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 08, 2015 10:18 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: John Boehner at June 08, 2015 10:19 AM (W5DcG)
It's suppose to hit the 90s today. Shoot me now.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 08, 2015 10:19 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2015 10:19 AM (sPO3u)
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 10:16 AM (lIU4e)
That reads like surrealist poetry.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 08, 2015 10:20 AM (RD7QR)
Where are they supposed to list?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2015 10:18 AM (s/M75)
? I lost my Passport in Israel once and I had to go to the Consulate in Jerusalem to get a new one. Now our Consulate in Jerusalem happens to be in what the US considers "East" Jerusalem and it was stamped "Issued in East Jerusalem" and let me tell ya, that was an issue every time I came back to Israel.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2015 10:20 AM (rDqRv)
Love that movie (didn't read the book) - especially when he teaches his son how to debate by setting up an impossible stance for your opponent.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 10:20 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2015 10:20 AM (8ZskC)
If the Supremes kill ObamaCare, the GOPe will resurrect it.
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 10:15 AM (MQEz6)
You keep me hanging on.....
Posted by: ObamaCare at June 08, 2015 10:21 AM (vXKGT)
97 What if a woman gives you handjob,will she get handbbies?
Arab women don't give handjobs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2015 10:20 AM (8ZskC)
What do they give?
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 10:22 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Bigby's Pricking Thumbs at June 08, 2015 10:22 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 08, 2015 10:22 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 08, 2015 10:22 AM (7RXcs)
I totally forgot there was a movie. Maybe I should rent it sometime.
I rented Jupiter ascending last night (because I listen to a podcast about bad movies and it tends to be better if you've seen the movie). Man, that movie is a mess. And I got bored and decided to go to sleep and watch the last 20 minutes tonight.
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 10:22 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2015 10:23 AM (rDqRv)
I hope you brought enough of that minty-fresh crack to share with the whole class.
Posted by: Jay Sherman at June 08, 2015 10:23 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2015 10:23 AM (ifSWP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2015 10:23 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Bigby's Pricking Thumbs at June 08, 2015 10:23 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: An Observation
So......would that mean 37 counts of rape then? I don't wanna know what the post production and editing process count as.
Posted by: It's not Tuesday at June 08, 2015 10:23 AM (Spluw)
I totally forgot there was a movie. Maybe I should rent it sometime.
Absolutely. Thank You For Smoking is the most under-referenced, under-memed, oughta be classic movie ever.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 08, 2015 10:23 AM (JtwS4)
97 What if a woman gives you handjob,will she get handbbies?
Arab women don't give handjobs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2015 10:20 AM (8ZskC)
What do they give?
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 10:22 AM (MQEz6)
Sandjobs.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2015 10:23 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 10:24 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2015 10:24 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 10:24 AM (0O7c5)
Alaska called and said "WTF?"
FWIW, it's more about where and when said areas were heavily populated...
In other words, culture.
BTW, I'll go ahead and denounce myself. Lime jello w/carrots anyone?
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 08, 2015 10:24 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Oil of ovey at June 08, 2015 10:25 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2015 10:25 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 08, 2015 10:23 AM (JtwS4)
Good to know! The book was interesting too, but it's been a while since I read it. I also liked little green men.
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 10:26 AM (lIU4e)
Today's fresh hell is having to climb the hill in that picture first thing in the morning to get coffee.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 08, 2015 10:27 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 08, 2015 10:27 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 08, 2015 10:27 AM (7ObY1)
Goes like this:
NYC is another State in most respects. There's quite literally no cultural continuity. Albany is the creature of NYC.
So what's Wisconsin's deal? Seriously, I want to know. I get the impression that, while in NYC if you're not "of the body" you're mostly excluded and belittled, in WI its more like bricks through your window, cops throwing you in jail or killing you/your dog, getting your house burned down, etc. Much more serious consequences.
Posted by: Bigby's Pricking Thumbs at June 08, 2015 10:28 AM (3ZtZW)
I rented Jupiter ascending last night (because I listen to a podcast about bad movies and it tends to be better if you've seen the movie). Man, that movie is a mess. And I got bored and decided to go to sleep and watch the last 20 minutes tonight.
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 10:22 AM (lIU4e)
Oh, Chippendales Spock with laser skates......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 08, 2015 10:28 AM (vXKGT)
Posted by: Bigby's Pricking Thumbs at June 08, 2015 10:29 AM (3ZtZW)
Lucy in a hijab at her stand "Sharia Law Rulings 5 cents"
Then she puts a fatwah out against PIG-Pen.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 08, 2015 10:29 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: American Pharoah at June 08, 2015 10:29 AM (DT3rQ)
Ugh, rented it this weekend, too. What a mess. Am I the only one who finds Eddie Redmayne creepy (not just in that movie)?
Aaron Eckhart is so great as the lobbyist in Thank You for Smoking. Perfect casting.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 10:30 AM (k2QA3)
/Ancient Peruvian Saying
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 08, 2015 09:59 AM (vXKGT)
That's beautiful, man. Seriously, if that ain't a cribbed quote, that is a piece of work. there should be a way to monetize that.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2015 10:30 AM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2015 10:30 AM (W5DcG)
It's every man's dream to be retired to stud at age 2.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 08, 2015 10:30 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 08, 2015 10:31 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Chesterton at June 08, 2015 10:31 AM (JO9+V)
JT Marlin upgrades Cincinnati Buggy Whip & Shit Scoop Corp. to STRONG BUY.
Posted by: JT Marlin at June 08, 2015 10:33 AM (8ZskC)
I'd rather phase out the "Group of seven."
Posted by: donna at June 08, 2015 10:33 AM (Bn6aD)
See the GOP guy running away?
Look for his rifle on the ground then follow the footprints.
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2015 10:33 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr
T-90s rolling through the Ukraine? Ich weiss nicht!.
Finland issues instructions to reservists? Schade.
Baltic republics and Poland looking for advanced basing of NATO troops. Nein.
But they WILL declare war on their own economies.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 08, 2015 10:33 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: donna at June 08, 2015 10:34 AM (Bn6aD)
Change my diaper baby.
Wait...I'm the baby
Posted by: guy at age 2 at June 08, 2015 10:34 AM (Spluw)
I just think that the jello salad crew has a different take on 'community' responsibility than the older cold areas.
I'm not very articulate and usually rely on other posters to get ideas across -- somebody come and save me! Anyway, small democratic units can work, but not larger ones and the difference is especially striking in the northern climes as far as I can tell.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 08, 2015 10:35 AM (MIKMs)
That's beautiful, man. Seriously, if that ain't a cribbed quote, that is a piece of work. there should be a way to monetize that.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2015 10:30 AM (XmOA9)
OF COURSE it's cribbed, I'm not that smart.
And actually, the term is "shamelessly stolen while laughing maniacally".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 08, 2015 10:35 AM (vXKGT)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 08, 2015 10:27 AM (sWgE+)
Ha. Apparently I should be capitalizing books and movies around you folks to ward off snarky comments.
I bought Little Green Men literally because I thought the cover was cool looking. And that's pretty much it. And then I bought Thank You for Smoking because I liked Little Green Men. And then I forgot Christopher Buckley was a writer for 15 years of so...
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 10:35 AM (lIU4e)
Their collective grasp of the laws of physics is tenuous.
One could even call it a toehold.
Behold the power of an uneducated people.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 08, 2015 10:36 AM (0HooB)
Obama ate it!
Posted by: chancellor merkel at June 08, 2015 10:36 AM (kivUY)
democracies have agreed that the world should phase out the use of
fossil fuels by the end of this century.
How about G7 leaders go first? Eliminate your jets, your motorcade, your smartphones and your huge presidential mansions, etc. What --- you thought a replacement for the energy generated from fossil fuels could be easily found?
But really, the last 6 words are the key: "by the end of this century."
In other words, long after these posers are gone.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 10:36 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2015 10:30 AM (W5DcG)
And replace it with what? Unicorn farts and pixie dust? How is it that such complete f*cking idiots achieve such high stations in life?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2015 10:37 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Angela Merkel at June 08, 2015 10:37 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 08, 2015 10:28 AM (vXKGT)
Yeah, what on earth was going on with the boots? They seem to have confusing powers...
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 10:38 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 10:38 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: donna at June 08, 2015 10:38 AM (Bn6aD)
democracies have agreed that the world should phase out the use of
fossil fuels by the end of this century."
Really..?
Posted by: Hundreds of windmills sitting idle in Texas at June 08, 2015 10:39 AM (LA7Cm)
Wisconsin is a state in transition from stranglehold blue to red(dish).
Power is never ceded willingly, and the leftists who've held sway here are merely showing that.
We've had republican majorities in the past who have had a hands off approach to the public unions and state employees, who've considered themselves for untouchable.
NY, CA, all the other leftist strongholds haven't had what's happening here.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2015 10:39 AM (XmOA9)
The crash happened near Wilmington, southwest of Chicago, when an Amtrak train split the semi carrying the bacon in two. All of the train's cars stayed on the track, but bacon spilled out of the truck onto the railway.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2015 10:39 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Angela Merkel
Well, Germany's imploding population might reduce their consumption of energy, so they have that to look forward to.
Posted by: guy at age 2 at June 08, 2015 10:39 AM (Spluw)
Looks good.
Too bad it has MATT DAMON!!!!111!!
and possibly a surfeit of SJWisms-
The opening "All cultures" SJW-woobie speech in the trailer is pure baloney.
Other than that looks like Ridley Scott may have brought his A game.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2015 10:39 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: Angela Merkel at June 08, 2015 10:37 AM (8ZskC)
Switch to carbomite and energy will be too cheap to meter!
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 08, 2015 10:40 AM (JO9+V)
We'll use solar exclusively. Except at night, when we'll buy nuke power from France.
Posted by: Angela Murky at June 08, 2015 10:40 AM (9mTYi)
Let us all bow our heads and have a moment of silence for this terrible loss.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2015 10:40 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2015 10:40 AM (kivUY)
democracies have embraced nuclear power to replace fossil fuels?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 10:40 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2015 10:40 AM (KUa85)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: wrg500 at June 08, 2015 10:41 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Angela Murky
Posted by: Angela Murky at June 08, 2015 10:41 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 08, 2015 10:42 AM (C9pBZ)
Fixed.
Don't forget. We're German.
Posted by: Angela Merkel at June 08, 2015 10:42 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Metric Bitches at June 08, 2015 10:43 AM (Q819Q)
democracies have embraced nuclear power to replace fossil fuels?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 10:40 AM (k2QA3)
Fusion. It's right around the corner. Maybe not this corner, but some corner down the line.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 08, 2015 10:43 AM (RD7QR)
What is that in kilometers?
Posted by: Metric Bitches at June 08, 2015 10:43 AM (Q819Q)
You mean kilomeaters.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2015 10:43 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 08, 2015 10:43 AM (C9pBZ)
Plus, the only emissions from a carbomite reactor are sweet, sweet tranya! Sadly, tranya is not green; it's more orangey.
Posted by: Anachronda at June 08, 2015 10:43 AM (AsQl2)
Posted by: guy at age 2 at June 08, 2015 10:43 AM (Spluw)
We don't need gas.
We ride the bus.
*Very old reference*
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2015 10:43 AM (VPLuQ)
Should have tried to turn them.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 08, 2015 10:45 AM (fWAjv)
*does "I'm number one with a bad joke happy dance"*
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 08, 2015 10:43 AM (C9pBZ)
But mine was much better developed.
*curtsies*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2015 10:45 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 08, 2015 10:45 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: guy at age 2 at June 08, 2015 10:43 AM (Spluw)
Yeah, the NATO alliance is the US, UK, the Dutch to a certain extent, some of the Eastern European states, and a lot of guys in uniform who won't be much use in a stand-up fight. Again: Both Putin and Obama know this.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 08, 2015 10:46 AM (RD7QR)
70,000 pounds of bacon
What is that in kilometers?
Posted by: Metric Bitches at June 08, 2015 10:43 AM (Q819Q)
*snort*
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 10:46 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2015 10:47 AM (W5DcG)
*bagpipes playing Amazing Grace"*
Of my the bacon, I can only say this:
Of all the bacons I have encountered in my travels, that was the most.....apple smoked...
*manfully struggles with emotions*
Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2015 10:47 AM (KUa85)
They grilled them to get the information.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 08, 2015 10:47 AM (sWgE+)
We kill the men and rape the pigeons.
Posted by: Achmed the Goat-Fucking Terrorist at June 08, 2015 10:47 AM (8ZskC)
We ride the bus.
*Very old reference*
Ah, the heady days of "Peak Oil"...
"But mine was much better developed"
Typical German. Blow the resources on one Maus Tank while we'll turn out 1,000 Shermans.
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 08, 2015 10:48 AM (C9pBZ)
*bagpipes playing Amazing Grace"*
Of my the bacon, I can only say this:
Of all the bacons I have encountered in my travels, that was the most.....apple smoked...
Ohh, the maple sweetness
Posted by: wrg500 at June 08, 2015 10:48 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Achmed the Goat-Fucking Terrorist
I'm so mad I'm going to picket an American recruiting office!!!!!
Posted by: putz from PETA at June 08, 2015 10:48 AM (Spluw)
Sad that this is the *least* offensive thing ISIS has ever done.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 10:49 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: One of the guys that always shouts COLD FISION! at June 08, 2015 10:50 AM (9mTYi)
Planted with a $60 million grant from the Clinton Foundation. $60 for the trees. $59,999,940 for travel and other expenses.
The Clinton Foundation. Money for Clintons.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2015 10:50 AM (659DL)
Breaking: The birds are just pining for the fjords.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2015 10:51 AM (659DL)
Good God, woman, put your ladybits away!
Posted by: Fritz at June 08, 2015 10:52 AM (UzPAd)
He knew how bad it was. The citizens knew, even the folks who were affected by Act 10, knew.
They just expected a massive tax hike to take care of things.
Democrats in Madison were positively drooling over watching R's vote for a big tax hike. That was part of the reason they didn't want to negotiate a budget in good faith.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2015 10:52 AM (XmOA9)
Hey, at least they didn't rename me after some fruity European scientist.
Posted by: The Meter
Lucky you.
Posted by: Centigrade
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2015 10:52 AM (kdS6q)
Or as the Shermans were lovingly named by the troops "Zippos"
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 08, 2015 10:53 AM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 08, 2015 10:53 AM (C9pBZ)
The Islamic State (Isis) militants in Syria have reportedly executed three pigeons that it had arrested on charges of spying.
It was alleged that they belonged to a militant wing of an opposition group.
Posted by: The PUNisher at June 08, 2015 10:53 AM (Spluw)
Those three trees on the right?
Planted with a $60 million grant from the Clinton Foundation. $60 for the trees. $59,999,940 for travel and other expenses.
The Clinton Foundation. Money for Clintons.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2015 10:50 AM (659DL)
they were later chopped down to make way for a new bicycle path that cost the tax payers 4.6 million dollars
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 10:53 AM (0O7c5)
That is the saddest news I've ever heard.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 08, 2015 10:53 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 08, 2015 10:48 AM (C9pBZ)
When I was just a wee WWII enthusiast, the fact that we had an excellent heavy tank coming on line that would have matched and/or exceeded, both the Panther and the Tiger, I was very, very mad.
Then, I began to study logistics.
Amateur / Professional. There's a reason for it.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 08, 2015 10:54 AM (o4QuK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 10:54 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 08, 2015 10:55 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 08, 2015 10:55 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 10:55 AM (0O7c5)
Yeah, it was up north, hell and gone from me.....
dammit....
*kicks floor in disgust*
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 08, 2015 10:56 AM (o4QuK)
Good God, woman, put your ladybits away!
Posted by: Fritz at June 08, 2015 10:52 AM (UzPAd)
She had a strange attractiveness about her, even after that hideous scene with Roger Moore (*shudder*), but I don't think I ever wanted to see her nekkid. Like seeing a photonegative of David Bowie nekkid, or something. Yuck.
Posted by: Metric Bitches at June 08, 2015 10:56 AM (Q819Q)
Posted by: donna at June 08, 2015 10:56 AM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2015 10:56 AM (pJI3D)
Then, I began to study logistics.
Amateur / Professional. There's a reason for it.
Now ponder this:
1. An Army armored combat brigade can use 200,000 gallons of fuel a day.
2. We have not had to maintain a logistics chain in a nonpermissive environment since Inchon.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2015 10:58 AM (659DL)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 10:55 AM (0O7c5)
Dammit.
I wish I was.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Teetotaler at June 08, 2015 10:58 AM (kff5f)
Damn stool pigeons
Posted by: wrg500 at June 08, 2015 10:58 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 11:00 AM (9mTYi)
2. We have not had to maintain a logistics chain in a nonpermissive environment since Inchon.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2015 10:58 AM (659DL)
Good point. Keeping Pershings fueled by the Red Ball, at almost twice the fuel consumption, could have had even more dire consequences and possibly/probably made Patton's dash un-doable.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 08, 2015 11:01 AM (o4QuK)
That's triggering....
my desire for a bottle of Aussie plonk.
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 08, 2015 11:01 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 11:01 AM (k2QA3)
How will this accident affect the cost?
Bacon prices are already so murky,
we can only afford "bacon" made from turkey.
Bacon-flavored strips
of pressed and refried bird.
Along with birds-to-be, fried eggs,
it seems a bit absurd.
Sliced turkey in the omelet
and now it's safe to say,
It's bird bird bird for breakfast
all the way.
Oh yay.
And while discussing diets
limited by costage,
have you seen the prices lately
on good sausage?
(sorry about that last one)
Posted by: mindful webworker - recovering vegetarian at June 08, 2015 11:03 AM (GvEen)
2. We have not had to maintain a logistics chain in a nonpermissive environment since Inchon. "
The sun shines on friend and foe alike.
Call us
Posted by: Solar City at June 08, 2015 11:04 AM (VPLuQ)
Didn't they catch him drinking beer at 11am the other day?
Who does that asshole think he is? A Moron? I've pissed away more dead brain cells before 11 in the morning than he'll ever have.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 08, 2015 11:04 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: donna at June 08, 2015 10:56 AM (Bn6aD)
about an hour of nonsense......bragging about being president gives him the ability to scout out places he'd like to return to....economy should be better but it's still awesome! didn't answer questions...just more of his awesomeness everything is really the fault of everyone else.
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 11:04 AM (0O7c5)
1 lb thick sliced from Kroger butcher case -$4.99 lb.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2015 11:05 AM (pJI3D)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:05 AM (LA7Cm)
70,000 pounds of bacon
Take one pound and chow it on down
69,999 pounds on bacon on the tracks
Posted by: Citizen X at June 08, 2015 11:06 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 11:04 AM (0O7c5)
He is so awesome, isn't he, Comrade?
Posted by: Gen. 98ZJUSMC, Ministry of Truth at June 08, 2015 11:07 AM (o4QuK)
70,000 pounds of bacon
Take one pound and chow it on down
69,999 pounds on bacon on the tracks
...
...
...
You have trichinosis.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2015 11:07 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 08, 2015 11:08 AM (QM5S2)
He was in Garmisch.
Perfectly normal for what was taking place at the time.
I try to never miss a chance to bust his chops..
But this was a nothingburger.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2015 11:08 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Gen. 98ZJUSMC, Ministry of Truth at June 08, 2015 11:07 AM (o4QuK)
da bestest and brightest!! evah!
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 11:08 AM (0O7c5)
But this was a nothingburger.
Well, at least he didn't get a traffic ticket.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2015 11:09 AM (659DL)
1 lb thick sliced from Kroger butcher case -$4.99 lb.
Posted by: rickb223
This weekend, the $0.99 store had bacon on special for $1.49 a pound.
Just about to expire bacon, one would guess.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2015 11:10 AM (kdS6q)
Something Marvelous Happened at the Turkey Ballot Box Today: Islamists Lose Parliament
is great news
See? It can happen. It can happen in America.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2015 11:10 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 08, 2015 11:10 AM (KCxzN)
It's Germany. They drink beer for breakfast
Posted by: wrg500 at June 08, 2015 11:11 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2015 11:12 AM (659DL)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 08, 2015 11:12 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2015 11:08 AM (0O7c5)
The best is yet to come! Comrades! Stay tuned to this information network for more awesome news on the awesomeness of our next Dear Leader.
Shoes for Industry!!
Posted by: Gen. 98ZJUSMC, Ministry of Truth at June 08, 2015 11:12 AM (o4QuK)
I adore women. I do not, however, enjoy working with or for them.
That is all.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 08, 2015 11:13 AM (vgIRn)
"Didn't they catch him drinking beer at 11am the other day?"
He was in Garmisch.
Perfectly normal for what was taking place at the time.
I try to never miss a chance to bust his chops..
But this was a nothingburger.
You may commence busting his chops. It was non-alcoholic beer.
http://bit.ly/1G747Pv
(Krautish link, just showing my work)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 08, 2015 11:13 AM (JtwS4)
Tried to see results but they want you to register, okay to emails. No thanks.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:13 AM (LA7Cm)
"Recently scooped up, we're passing our savings along. Some packages may have tire treads...."
Posted by: mindful webworker - BLTs for everybody! at June 08, 2015 11:13 AM (GvEen)
Posted by: Boehner - McConnell at June 08, 2015 11:13 AM (JOG+K)
Bringing home the bacon
Tender juicy steaks
Breast-fed baby dumpling
Gobbling up the cakes
Milk-fed baby dumpling
Slobbering, goo-faced meat
Wet-nursed, sour purse, spot face
Blubbering in the cream
Emperor baby dumpling
Loaded, bloated curse
My baby dumpling
Stuffing till he bursts
Posted by: Procol Harum, Bringing Home the Bacon at June 08, 2015 11:14 AM (9mTYi)
Just about to expire bacon, one would guess.
Would have lasted as long as the bacon I bought. LOL
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2015 11:14 AM (pJI3D)
They accepted my input as Hillary Clinton.
Just sayin
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2015 11:14 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2015 11:14 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:15 AM (LA7Cm)
He's more of a wine cooler kinda guy.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:16 AM (LA7Cm)
Suddenly my giant papier-mache heads feel amateurish.
http://is.gd/IGmkXG
Those are CREEPY.
Not unlike that Hillary-faced planet NYTimes Sunday magazine cover.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 11:16 AM (k2QA3)
It was non-alcoholic beer.
I'm just happy we don't have to see his stupid scrawny chicken legs in lederhosen.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 08, 2015 11:17 AM (ZKzrr)
I keep forgetting.
Alcohol is haram.
My bad.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2015 11:17 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2015 11:18 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:13 AM
I gave them a throw-away e-mail. Results as of now:
Cruz 32%
Walker 28%
Paul 9%
Perry 5%
Dr.Ben "I see no reason why anyone should the allowed to own a gun" Carson 4%
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 08, 2015 11:18 AM (KCxzN)
Turns out there's more to the story, of course. Thugs climbed the fence to the private neighborhood pool and assaulted security guards and other people.
Then they came back and terrorized the neighborhood after the original altercation.
Posted by: Lauren at June 08, 2015 11:19 AM (MYCIw)
Aspiring Morons then, eh?
And non-alcoholic beer? Yet another example of the decline of civilization.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 08, 2015 11:19 AM (0HooB)
Actor Patrick Stewart Sides With Christian Bakers Who Refused to Make Gay Marriage Cake
Longtime LGBT advocate and actor Patrick Stewart has sided with Christian bakers in Northern Ireland who refused to write the words, "support gay marriage" on a cake.
"It was the actual words on the cake they objected to," Stewart told BBC's "Newsnight" Thursday. "I would support their rights to say, 'No, this is personally offensive to my beliefs, I will not do it.'"
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2015 11:20 AM (qCMvj)
Can't really blame Obama for drinking that beer. That evening, he and Michelle were having a "Date Night" and he needed some Dutch Courage.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2015 11:20 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 08, 2015 11:20 AM (KCxzN)
You've never heard of root beer or ginger beer?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 08, 2015 11:20 AM (kff5f)
Wouldn't that be a delight, a Turkish delight? And if it can spread to Turkey, where else? Greece, France, Germany? Why people would be begging Russia to come in and restore order, no?
If I were a rich man. . . who's currency would I collapse next?
Posted by: Hamhurt Gillcaster at June 08, 2015 11:20 AM (aT7Qy)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 08, 2015 11:21 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2015 11:22 AM (8ZskC)
What!?
It's right there in the name. Root beer.
You're not telling me that the Coca Cola bottling company would lie to me, are you!?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 08, 2015 11:22 AM (kff5f)
I honestly don't care if he has a beer in Germany at lunch. If he's having 3-4 that might be a problem, though.
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 11:22 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: BobRoss'sMule at June 08, 2015 11:24 AM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:24 AM (LA7Cm)
http://tinyurl.com/pezj6mm
Sometimes the police are their own worse enemies.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 08, 2015 11:24 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 11:22 AM (lIU4e)
I don't care if he gets drunk off his scrarny ass, he is still an ignorant nasty commie bastard and everyone knows it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2015 11:24 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Metric Bitches at June 08, 2015 11:25 AM (Q819Q)
MSNBC Reporter Asks Rubio About Traffic Tickets: 'Do You Have A Lead Foot?'
this is getting ridiculous
why would he even allow himself to be interviewed on a show with a handful of irrelevant people? it's not like they will change their votes over at that imbecilic place
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2015 11:25 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at June 08, 2015 11:25 AM (Ui7Rt)
What else is going on, besides beer drinking in Germany, and riots in US cities? Anything?
Posted by: Hamhurt Gillcaster at June 08, 2015 11:25 AM (aT7Qy)
Saw that log. Wonder if it's "Go away. Leave me alone!" log.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:25 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: George Washington and his big barrel of hooch at June 08, 2015 11:25 AM (659DL)
What else is going on, besides beer drinking in Germany, and riots in US cities? Anything?"
Nope
Nothing of import.
Posted by: MSM at June 08, 2015 11:26 AM (VPLuQ)
"Nice gazebo you have there."
"Thanks. There's a little story behind it."
"What story."
"We put in an order and put the gazebo on it as a joke. It got approved. We tried to cancel it but they said since we ordered it we got to put it up."
*looks across boat basin to gazebo*
"Well, you do have a very nice gazebo now."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 08, 2015 11:26 AM (hLRSq)
I have never heard root beer referred to as 'non-alcoholic beer'.
Although this does remind me of the time I was walking to the metro at 8am with a rootbeer and got a bunch of dirty looks.
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 11:27 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2015 11:27 AM (rDqRv)
Let's put that in perspective.
Two murderous biker gangs who'd just been involved in a massive shoot out were able to follow the cops' directions and sit down and shut up.
Teenage wannabe thugs, however, decided to challenge that order. That's really pretty incredible and shows the, shall we say, entitlement, that we're dealing with here.
Posted by: Lauren at June 08, 2015 11:28 AM (MYCIw)
He should have done a carly f. and quoted all their traffic tickets back at them.
Also, ridiculous. 4 tickets in how many years? pfft.
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 11:28 AM (lIU4e)
re: Root Beer
Did you know that sassafras, the traditional flavoring extract in root beer got banned back in the 60s? Another victim of those crappy rat studies.
Been substitute and artificial flavors ever since then, except among hobbyist brewers.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2015 11:28 AM (kdS6q)
"Nice gazebo you have there."
"Thanks. There's a little story behind it."
"What story."
"We put in an order and put the gazebo on it as a joke. It got approved. We tried to cancel it but they said since we ordered it we got to put it up."
*looks across boat basin to gazebo*
"Well, you do have a very nice gazebo now."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 08, 2015 11:26 AM (hLRSq)
?????
Hum? I requested a large wide screen TV for the Dental Clinic on Base and all I got was laughed at? I guess I did not do it right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2015 11:28 AM (rDqRv)
"Thanks. There's a little story behind it."
"What story."
"We put in an order and put the gazebo on it as a joke. It got approved. We tried to cancel it but they said since we ordered it we got to put it up."
*looks across boat basin to gazebo*
"Well, you do have a very nice gazebo now."
Pretty sure this how we ended up with the Littoral Combat Ship.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2015 11:29 AM (659DL)
http://bit.ly/1MBRIWf
video at newsbusters.org link above
quote:
I can promise you from here on in this show will not be edgy. Edgy was a term created to pawn stupid stuff of as cool when it's just plain bad, like probiotic yogurt. Edgy commentary pretends to be risky -- mocking the faithful, taking jabs at things people fought and died for: That's not risk, it's a costume for the vacuous. These days risk is doing something the media derides: Saying you love this country, cops are awesome, our military rules, identity is silly.
All of that creates a smirk, stretching from the Upper West Side to the backyards of Brentwood, a snickering dismissal of an intellectual class trained by the Comedy Central applause sign.
good stuff
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2015 11:29 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Captain Jean Twinkles de Musical Theatre at June 08, 2015 11:29 AM (vgIRn)
Yeah, but that's not "beer" beer.
There was a microbrewery down here a few years back that made their own root beer. Best stuff I ever had and it was the best compliment to their burgers if you didn't want a real beer with it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 08, 2015 11:30 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:31 AM (LA7Cm)
They just WANT you to think it's a gazebo. It's actually an anti-aircraft sensor array tied into to a missile battery disguised as a flower bed of lupines.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 08, 2015 11:31 AM (/Suxi)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2015 11:07 AM (659DL)
Don't you mean trackinosis?
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 08, 2015 11:31 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 08, 2015 11:32 AM (NeFrd)
***
In the new LGBT Navy shouldn't that be spelled with a "C"?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 08, 2015 11:33 AM (NeFrd)
Maybe you should have called it a tactical pain distractor?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 08, 2015 11:34 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Lauren at June 08, 2015 11:34 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:34 AM (LA7Cm)
http://michellemalkin.com/
Who can play a mixed-race role?
By Michelle Malkin -- June 8, 2015 07:04
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2015 11:35 AM (qCMvj)
That's funny, the better half and I tried making old-fashioned ginger beer last week. We screwed it up but we're going to try it again.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 08, 2015 11:35 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 11:35 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 08, 2015 11:35 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 08, 2015 11:35 AM (7ObY1)
Maybe I need to reconsider canceling my satellite and watch Fox for a few Sunday nights before it is finally turned off for good.
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 08, 2015 11:35 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 08, 2015 11:35 AM (7ObY1)
Did you use natural gingers ?
Posted by: wrg500 at June 08, 2015 11:36 AM (sWgE+)
Justify it's need as supporting mandatory Diversity Training video workshops.
And the upcoming Transgendered Sailor program indoctrination video series.
Easy Peasy.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2015 11:37 AM (VPLuQ)
Rubio mighta said: I thought you were a reporter! Funny stuff. You'll succeed in stand-up.
___
Roger Simon asks Rubio if he's had any recent tickets.
https://youtu.be/UDacW6ghtD8?t=57s
Posted by: mindful webworker - safe driver at June 08, 2015 11:38 AM (GvEen)
AOSHQ, come for the poltical snark, stay for the OB/GYN homeopathic tips.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2015 11:38 AM (659DL)
This. I'm trying to keep an open mind about all the candidates but they have to prove they're not stupid.
Why doesn't he go full 'tard and go for a Katy Couric interview?
Posted by: se pa moron at June 08, 2015 11:38 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 08, 2015 11:38 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 08, 2015 11:38 AM (8t/08)
Yep, we sure did.
The way that we blew it was over the stupidest thing. I'm embarrassed to even go into details. I'll just say this: You know the old saying, "measure twice cut once?"
It goes for recipes too.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 08, 2015 11:39 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Marco at June 08, 2015 11:39 AM (W5DcG)
Mom & pop burger stand in Hot Springs. Ark used to make their own. Sold it by the mug and gallon for take home. Best. Stuff. Evah!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2015 11:39 AM (pJI3D)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2015 11:39 AM (VPLuQ)
281 "Pretty sure this how we ended up with the Littoral Combat Ship."
Well, it is a joke.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:31 AM (LA7Cm)
What??? Just because we didn't create the weapons it was designed for... the crew is too small to fix it if there is damage.... and it can't survive a real storm at Sea????
But it looks so Kewl!!!!
Posted by: The New Navy at June 08, 2015 11:40 AM (qh617)
heh. Clint's at it again.
The Clint Eastwood Joke About Caitlyn Jenner That Spike TV Will Edit Out of Its Guys' Choice Awards Show
Spike shows it's intolerance, again.
over at the blaze
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2015 11:40 AM (qCMvj)
And that stuff's extra fizzy.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 08, 2015 11:40 AM (7ObY1)
"Is that some kind of slur on my Cuban ancestry?"
That will confuse the hell out of them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2015 11:41 AM (8ZskC)
and all I got was laughed at? I guess I did not do it right?
That's right, you fucked up, ngu. You should have described it as "a patient education display device, LGBT approved" and it would have sailed through the channels.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 08, 2015 11:41 AM (Xgsxi)
Posted by: Lauren at June 08, 2015 11:41 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 08, 2015 11:42 AM (sWgE+)
Heh. He and Cruz should just use that randomly to keep them off-balance.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 11:43 AM (k2QA3)
That sounds familiar.
Posted by: Lauren at June 08, 2015 11:41 AM (MYCIw)
It's a Michigan thing. Like Mackinac Island and Up North.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 08, 2015 11:43 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: se pa moron at June 08, 2015 11:44 AM (xQX/f)
ISIS has executed 3 pigeons as spies.
http://is.gd/1WNVTX
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 08, 2015 11:44 AM (ZKzrr)
Which one? Is it still there?
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 11:45 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 08, 2015 11:46 AM (2cS/G)
Obama administration stops work on immigrant program
Posted by: Charles Harrelson at June 08, 2015 11:46 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:46 AM (LA7Cm)
That will confuse the hell out of them.
"Your lack of cultural sensitivity is abhorrent and most unseemly for a network that claims to be inclusive.
Your behavior towards different ethnicities shows your biased white privilege. Bigot!"
Heh, that was a missed opportunity for sure.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 08, 2015 11:47 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 08, 2015 11:47 AM (2cS/G)
I saw that Netflix put up the transporter tv series. Despite the lack of Jason statham, I plan to try it out when I get a chance...
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 11:48 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 08, 2015 11:49 AM (7ObY1)
I saw "Spy" over the weekend. Statham does a hilarious over-the-top parody of his heavy roles.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2015 11:50 AM (659DL)
21st Century ironclad.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:46 AM (LA7Cm)
without the armor... because.... Progress!!!!
Posted by: The New Navy at June 08, 2015 11:50 AM (qh617)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 08, 2015 11:50 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2015 11:50 AM (659DL)
Oooh, is he in that movie? I may need to go see it then.
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 11:51 AM (lIU4e)
Paging AtC...
AtC, your presence is requested at.......
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2015 11:39 AM
The only one they could fit in the bottle?
*runs*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2015 11:51 AM (h4vJk)
Last week Americans For Tax Reform released new information showing that during Hawaii's special Obamacare enrollment period, zero people enrolled. The total state cost for the exchange sits at more than $200 million.
You'd think there would be some cultists who would enroll. But, I guess their pocketbooks really do rule in the end.
over at townhall.com
After Multiple Enrollment Failures, Hawaii Dumps State Obamacare Exchang
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2015 11:51 AM (qCMvj)
Why not, sparky? Too busy fundraising, golfing and bitching about climate change to strategize on how best to stop the bloodthirsty menace ISIS from spreading across the Middle East?
Priorities, man.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 11:51 AM (k2QA3)
Clint Eastwood: "Tough shit."
I may have made up that last part.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 11:52 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 08, 2015 11:53 AM (BZAd3)
I am so seeing this movie. Because my son wants to. Really. That Statham is in it is just a coincidence....
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 11:53 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Lizzy
I beginning to get the impression that this community organizer is not up to the job.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2015 11:54 AM (uctT+)
http://is.gd/gF3Qt9
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 08, 2015 11:55 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2015 11:54 AM (uctT+)
My suspicions are starting to run that way too.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 08, 2015 11:55 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2015 11:56 AM (qCMvj)
http://tinyurl.com/ou2rsno
How guns can peacefully resolve road rage.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 08, 2015 11:56 AM (BZAd3)
You may be on to something there.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:56 AM (LA7Cm)
Obama's 'Cybersecurity Czar' Is MIA As Hackers Run Wild
http://bit.ly/1MikiLx
ibd
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2015 11:57 AM (qCMvj)
http://is.gd/gF3Qt9
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 08, 2015 11:55 AM (ZKzrr)
Please tell me this is a joke. I can't check your links through the firewall...
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 11:57 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Sphynx at June 08, 2015 11:57 AM (OZmbA)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 08, 2015 11:55 AM (ZKzrr)http://is.gd/gF3Qt9
Strange how I'm not even the least bit surprised.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 08, 2015 11:58 AM (BZAd3)
The strategy - which even his supporters will not approve of - is to do the barest minimal and pass everything (including the blame) over to the new guy. If you thought Obama was all about doing the hard, necessary work even though it will be thankless because it is the correct thing to do, then you haven't really paid any attention to Obama.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 08, 2015 11:59 AM (hLRSq)
Heh. Ex-GF called me yesterday after she'd heard about a road rage incident not far from me. White guy in a late model silver pickup was the description she heard so she thought she better call and check I guess.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 11:59 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 08, 2015 11:59 AM (O7MnT)
Springs. Ark used to make their own.
Which one? Is it still there?
Sadly, no. The "mom" passed away sometime in the late 90's, and her kids quit making it. Don't know if the kept the burger stand or sold it.
The little old lady made a batch from scratch every day.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2015 12:00 PM (pJI3D)
That'll do it. Drought's over, folks!
Next up, Brown solves global warming by swapping out his lightbulbs, driving a Prius and reducing t.p. use to one square per event.
Dang, must feel good to be Jerry Brown!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 12:00 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 08, 2015 11:55 AM (ZKzrr)
I'm sure American embassies will now be in a rush to move other activities in deference to Chanukah and Christmas as well.
Not. Holding. Breath.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 08, 2015 12:00 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Haley Joel Osment at June 08, 2015 12:02 PM (VAsIq)
though it will be thankless because it is the correct thing to do, then
you haven't really paid any attention to Obama.
I never expected anything bold from a guy who voted "Present" more often than not while serving in the IL Senate. He's all about having things take care of themselves while he refrains from getting his hands dirty by choosing a side.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 12:02 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Sphynx at June 08, 2015 12:03 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 08, 2015 12:03 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Sphynx at June 08, 2015 11:57 AM (OZmbA)
*******
IIRC, his agricultural committee used to sit on orange crates at official meetings back in the day, when medflies were destroying things.
The name "Governor Moonbeam" didn't just materialize out of nowhere, huh?
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 08, 2015 12:03 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 12:03 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: wait, testing is meant to find and resolve problems? who knew!? at June 08, 2015 12:03 PM (ZtFr+)
Posted by: Sphynx at June 08, 2015 11:57 AM (OZmbA)
Hell, Berkeley's been saving water for decades. I'm just waiting for the first reports that patchouli oil causes cancer.
Meanwhile, half of California's water goes for "preserving wetlands" (aka "swamps") and providing a place for the delta smelt to frolic.
Makes perfect sense to me.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 08, 2015 12:04 PM (oKE6c)
-------------------------
President Obama is surrounded by top
This administration has striven to reduce opinion inequality.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 12:05 PM (9mTYi)
But when he does choose a side, it's the wrong one, like the abortion of an abortion bill he championed to kill babies who survived them.
He is a disgusting, pathetic excuse for a male.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 08, 2015 12:05 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 12:05 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Sphynx at June 08, 2015 12:03 PM (OZmbA)
My program - have every wetback bring a bucket of water with him.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 08, 2015 12:05 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: donna at June 08, 2015 10:33 AM (Bn6aD)
That appears to be a self-solving situation.
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at June 08, 2015 12:06 PM (0bXhD)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 08, 2015 12:03 PM (VAsIq)
hehe
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2015 12:06 PM (qCMvj)
Is taking showers now just another job Americans won't do?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 12:07 PM (k2QA3)
Another charge for the DA to use against a criminal.
Self defense is a legal use. Assault is unlawful.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2015 12:07 PM (pJI3D)
I never expected anything bold from a guy who voted "Present" more
often than not while serving in the IL Senate. He's all about having
things take care of themselves while he refrains from getting his hands
dirty by choosing a side.
He lets the Party do the dirty work.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 08, 2015 12:08 PM (oKE6c)
an abortion bill he championed to kill babies who survived them.
Good point. Like what he's doing w/Iran and Israel now.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 12:08 PM (k2QA3)
Tiki bar's outta plankton, puny human slave. Fix it!
Posted by: Delta Burke-Smelt at June 08, 2015 12:08 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 12:05 PM
Could have been worse....
Posted by: The Barrel at June 08, 2015 12:09 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 12:07 PM (k2QA3)
Yep. You notice they're not bringing in any illegal aliens to help screw up America. The liberals are doing a bang-up job of that already. It's the same reason there's no research to producing artificial stupidity, just artificial intelligence.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 08, 2015 12:09 PM (oKE6c)
I repeat, once again, that D-Lamp was a prophet without honor.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2015 12:10 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 08, 2015 12:11 PM (81ia8)
1. Get naked and have a face cloth with body scrub ready. Outside or in the tub.
2. Carefully pour about 3/4 gallon of water (warmed in the sun if you wish) over your body to wet it and the wash cloth.
3. Soap your hair and entire body with the body scrub/facecloth
4. Rinse slowly with the remaining 1 3/4 gallons of water. Tiny bit of vinegar in the last bit of water helps to rinse if desired.
5. Stand naked in the hot desert wind to dry off.
Posted by: Sphynx at June 08, 2015 12:12 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2015 12:12 PM (m3iiU)
an abortion bill he championed to kill babies who survived them.
-------------
Good point. Like what he's doing w/Iran and Israel now.
------------------
For any who haven't seen it, Jonathan Cahn's April speech in D.C. Pretty interesting guy.
http://tinyurl.com/pslna3x
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 12:13 PM (9mTYi)
I will not curse at my cow-orkers.
I will not curse at my cow-orkers.
I will not curse at my cow-orkers.
I will not curse at my cow-orkers.
I will not curse at my cow-orkers.
I will not curse at my cow-orkers.
I will not curse at my cow-orkers.
I will not curse at my cow-orkers.
I will not curse at my cow-orkers.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 08, 2015 12:13 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 12:05 PM<<<
You're far luckier than I.
Posted by: Hillary!, with her walker and sunglasses on indoors at June 08, 2015 12:14 PM (xsnUW)
Someone needs to take movie posters for Regarding Henry, and p-shop Hillary! into them.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 08, 2015 12:15 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: The Barrel
-----------------
I use protection when stroking.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 12:15 PM (9mTYi)
How The Hypersexual Trans Movement Hurts Feminism
In their eagerness to ally with the trans movement, third-wave feminists have fundamentally altered their definition of womanhood to accommodate men.
http://bit.ly/1G7eAKO
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2015 12:15 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 12:15 PM (lIU4e)
What is/would have been the effect of this? Why *can't* they claim Israel as birthplace if born in Jerusalem? I have to list Germany as my birthplace since it isn't "West Germany" anymore and since Dad was in the Air Force it's not like we were citizens, it's just where I was born.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 08, 2015 12:15 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at June 08, 2015 12:15 PM (e8kgV)
I repeat, once again, that D-Lamp was a prophet without honor.Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing********4 tickets in 20 years and you're asking me that question? Do you have a lead head?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2015 12:15 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: Divinyls at June 08, 2015 12:16 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Tiger Woods at June 08, 2015 12:16 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2015 12:12 PM (m3iiU)<<<
Yooouuu raaannnggg?!
Posted by: John "Glue Factory" Kerry at June 08, 2015 12:16 PM (xsnUW)
http://tinyurl.com/o5sjvul
Story about Tibbets and bombers, link goes to This Ain't Hell.
Posted by: Country Singer at June 08, 2015 12:16 PM (8hctH)
Tom Schillue will be the new permanent host of FNC's Red Eye.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 08, 2015 12:16 PM (7ObY1)
I think I mentioned this in the previous thread, but NYTimes has an article about what it means to be a woman.
Actually nice to see someone mentioning that the trans movement people are not actually women and maybe it's not evil to mention that?
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 12:16 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 08, 2015 12:17 PM (EKXRv)
Posted by: Dirty Harry at June 08, 2015 12:17 PM (VcOqI)
isn't "West Germany" anymore and since Dad was in the Air Force it's not
like we were citizens, it's just where I was born.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 08, 2015 12:15 PM (GDulk)
... did they tell you to stay of of Germany in the event of war.Your German birth certificate qualifies you for conscription in the event of war.
Posted by: Neo at June 08, 2015 12:17 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 12:17 PM (LA7Cm)
character telling someone about one of the raptors, "She's the beta [of
the group/pack]."
Woman: "Who's the alpha?"
Pratt: "You're lookin' at him."
And then that neat shot of Pratt roaring across a darkened field on a motorbike, with a raptor racing on either side . . .
(It
reminds me of Murray Leinster's Hugo-winning novelette from the 1950s,
"Exploration Team." A human explores a wild untamed planet in
partnership with three adult Kodiak bears and a cub. Not pets, not
sentient, but engineered to have an emotional relationship with humans.
Very exciting story.)
I don't go to many first run movies these
days; they're pretty pricey even during the reduced-price hours. But
this one I'm set for.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2015 12:18 PM (uWhPn)
Posted by: Soona at June 08, 2015 12:18 PM (P25Hh)
Posted by: MTF at June 08, 2015 12:18 PM (DkJ4E)
Remember when Al Haig was the worst person ever according to the left/media?
And then...Oliver North.
And then...Rumsfeld.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 08, 2015 12:19 PM (hnKhL)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 08, 2015 12:13 PM (kff5f)
Yeah you will.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 08, 2015 12:19 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 08, 2015 12:20 PM (EKXRv)
reminds me of Murray Leinster's Hugo-winning novelette from the 1950s,
"Exploration Team." A human explores a wild untamed planet in
partnership with three adult Kodiak bears and a cub. Not pets, not
sentient, but engineered to have an emotional relationship with humans.
Very exciting story.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2015 12:18 PM (uWhPn)
Is that the one starring Timothy Treadwell?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 08, 2015 12:20 PM (oKE6c)
It's an American birth certificate (military base). Is that the difference? I don't understand how "born in Jerusalem" doesn't equal "Israel as birthplace" automatically. I was hoping NGU would know since he visits Israel and keeps an eye on such things.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 08, 2015 12:21 PM (GDulk)
Yooouuu raaannnggg?!
Posted by: John "Glue Factory" Kerry ****************I said Larch! A tree. You know, that thing smarter than you. Can't find good help..
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2015 12:21 PM (m3iiU)
Can somebody help me take some strokes off my game?
Posted by: Tiger Woods
I stroked you for years and all the while you were stroking some floozy with big tits. I will never stroke your lame ass again, and I hope you die in a fire.
Posted by: Elin Nordegren at June 08, 2015 12:21 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Maj. Spoiler at June 08, 2015 12:21 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 08, 2015 12:22 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 08, 2015 12:22 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2015 12:10 PM (zF6Iw)
**********
Point taken, but we don't need to, nor should we, hurt them physically.
Just publicize them. Transcripts, credit records, tax returns, children's names and schools, license plate numbers, addresses, etc.
They'd certainly extend us the same courtesy.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 08, 2015 12:23 PM (vgIRn)
Standard Navy shower= max of three minutes.
At 1/2 gallon per minute maximum flow rate.
And that three minutes includes the time spent scrubbing, with the water off. Then turning it back on to rinse the soap off.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2015 12:23 PM (VPLuQ)
The dinosaurs get loose.
Good for them. Jurassic World mistreats its dinosaurs. It's no wonder that they eat a guest every now and again.
Posted by: Blackfish at June 08, 2015 12:23 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 08, 2015 12:13 PM (kff5f)
If you're sure that none of them know Russian you could blow off some steam without their knowing it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mat_(Russian_profanity)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 08, 2015 12:23 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2015 12:23 PM (VPLuQ)
25% of the time with water contaminated with JP-5. Fvcking airdales.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 08, 2015 12:24 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: SavetheEarth at June 08, 2015 12:25 PM (wbtZJ)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 08, 2015 12:19 PM (oKE6c)
Okay... how about:
I will not curse at my cow-orkers out loud?
More reasonable?
Though, at this point, I need to change to it:
I will not assault my cow-orkers.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 08, 2015 12:25 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice<<
Nice. Just don't leave any sailor funk.
Posted by: Sphynx at June 08, 2015 12:25 PM (OZmbA)
That was a good speech. Lots of Truth.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 08, 2015 12:26 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 08, 2015 12:26 PM (BZAd3)
Hint: If you wanted to list your birthplace as 'palestine' no one in the US government would object.
Posted by: Methos at June 08, 2015 12:26 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Maj. Spoiler at June 08, 2015 12:27 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 12:27 PM (lIU4e)
Two of them are Russian.
One of those is included in the list of those at whom I really *really* want to curse.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 08, 2015 12:27 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Maj. Spoiler at June 08, 2015 12:21 PM (Spluw)
-------------------------------------------
And I'm sure the dinosaurs are much more intelligent than their human counterparts.
Posted by: Soona at June 08, 2015 12:27 PM (P25Hh)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 08, 2015 12:16 PM (7ObY1)
He was the only "safe" bet.
I watched on old one with Gavin hosting -- does an Angry Scottish Man skit, then talks "scottish" the rest of the segment, and I was a bit uncomfortable, although it was that kind of uncomfortable you probably want sometimes.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2015 12:27 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 08, 2015 12:28 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Blackfish at June 08, 2015 12:23 PM (8ZskC) \
This weekend I saw a SeaWorld commercial that was obviously pushback against that Blackfish documentary.
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2015 12:28 PM (zt+N6)
May they get what they wished for.
Good and hard.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2015 12:28 PM (pJI3D)
Posted by: RecycletheEarth at June 08, 2015 12:29 PM (yn6XZ)
I will not assault my cow-orkers.
I have some extra profanity in my desk if you need to borrow some.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 08, 2015 12:29 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 12:29 PM (9mTYi)
... did they tell you to stay of of Germany in the event of war.Your German birth certificate qualifies you for conscription in the event of war.
Sure about that? No. 1 Son was born in Germany and it sure doesn't qualify him for citizenship.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 08, 2015 12:29 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Sphynx at June 08, 2015 12:30 PM (OZmbA)
Who was the first woman to be chosen in the NBA draft ?
Bruce Jenner was selected in the 1977 NBA draft by the Kansas City Kings (now the Sacramento Kings).
Jenner, then the reigning Olympic decathlon champion, was chosen in the seventh round.
Jenner hadn't played basketball since high school. He declined to join the Kings.
Posted by: Babe Ruth at June 08, 2015 12:30 PM (e8kgV)
Modern man has been around for 100,000 years. Dinosaurs were around for 60 million years. If it wasn't for those little bitty arms, dinosaurs probably would have had some really awesome technology.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2015 12:31 PM (8ZskC)
3? Is that a large number for losses in development?
Posted by: Grump928(c) strives for pith at June 08, 2015 12:31 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 08, 2015 12:29 PM (ZKzrr)
You'll understand this:
"No, Mrs. BA, putting it in a note about a screen-shot is *not* the same as making it a requirement. Requirements are requirements. Notes are informational. If you wanted it to be a requirement, you should have listed it with the requirements and again with the acceptance criteria."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 08, 2015 12:31 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2015 12:31 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2015 12:31 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: someone who's been in Oklahoma too long and no longer remembers what "hills" are at June 08, 2015 12:31 PM (VAsIq)
destroy, pollute, and warm the planet.
I ate kale and now I have gas. Now I don't know what I'm supposed to do. Except fart. A lot.
Posted by: Country Singer at June 08, 2015 12:31 PM (8hctH)
I think I mentioned this in the previous thread, but NYTimes has an article about what it means to be a woman.
Actually nice to see someone mentioning that the trans movement people are not actually women and maybe it's not evil to mention that?
Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 12:16 PM (lIU4e)
read the entire piece, it's good
The Federalist is doing some great work.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2015 12:31 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 08, 2015 12:23 PM (vgIRn)
Point taken. But, as Grandfather Poppins used to say, "A soft word and a hard fist go much further than just a soft word."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2015 12:32 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 08, 2015 12:25 PM (kff5f)
That one's a wobbler, IMO.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 08, 2015 12:33 PM (oKE6c)
They should made some bionic arms.
Posted by: Dr. Rudy Wells at June 08, 2015 12:33 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2015 12:34 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2015 12:34 PM (zt+N6)
John Elway, Dan Marino, Tom Brady and many other QB's were drafted by baseball teams just for the hell of it....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 08, 2015 12:34 PM (EKXRv)
That could be it. I guess I could actually *read the article* but it's AP which is hardly an unbiased source (proven by when they mentioned that one of their reports got his house shelled by Israel).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 08, 2015 12:38 PM (GDulk)
Ha ha ha, yeah.
Trival Question:
Who was the first woman to be chosen in the NBA draft ?
Denise Long was drafted by the Lakers in 1969. Suck it, Jenner.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 08, 2015 12:40 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 08, 2015 12:34 PM (EKXRv)
Not sure about the others, but Elway was a helluva baseball player at Stanford. His arm, as he showed in the NFL, was an absolute cannon. He could hit too.
http://tinyurl.com/q54gtwe
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 08, 2015 12:40 PM (nqiq9)
447 433--most professional sports teams will take a chance and draft tremendous athletes---even if they have little experience in that sport. Baseball great Dave Winfield was drafted by the Padres, The Minnesota Vikings and 2 basketball teams when he was in college. He chose the Padres and started playing immediately, one of the few players to never spend a day in the minors. Peyton Manning John Elway, Dan Marino, Tom Brady and many other QB's were drafted by baseball teams just for the hell of it....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 08, 2015 12:34 PM (EKXRv)
Yeah. Carl Lewis was drafted in both the NBA and NFL
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2015 12:40 PM (zt+N6)
http://is.gd/MY0kEM
"Suck it, Jenner" is still operative.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 08, 2015 12:42 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2015 10:39 AM (W5DcG)
Damn Amtrak!
See, the government wrecks everything it touches, including large quantities of bacon.
Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at June 08, 2015 12:51 PM (u0lmX)
It
reminds me of Murray Leinster's Hugo-winning novelette from the 1950s,
"Exploration Team." A human explores a wild untamed planet in
partnership with three adult Kodiak bears and a cub. Not pets, not
sentient, but engineered to have an emotional relationship with humans.
Very exciting story.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2015 12:18 PM (uWhPn)
Is that the one starring Timothy Treadwell?
*
*
Nope. But "Exploration Team" would make a fine film -- and they could do it now without having to use real bears.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2015 12:56 PM (uWhPn)
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