Morning Thread (6-5-2015)


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Posted by: Andy at 06:29 AM Comments (Jump to bottom of comments) 1 DAY 941 522 to go (595 to Inauguration Day 2017) Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:29 AM (St6BJ) 2 Good Morning Morons. Today is Friday, June 05, 2015. On this day in 1933 congress effectively nullified the gold standard in the US by nullifying the right of creditors to demand payment in gold or to redeem federal reserve notes in gold. Six months later in January they completed the trashing of the money by making it illegal to own gold and FDR devalued the dollar by setting the worth of the dollar by how much his bunions ached in the morning. (a little exaggeration but not far from the truth). This is why when you look at the Shorpy pics of small stores prior to the 40s you will find prices so low. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:29 AM (GpgJl) 3 Medicaid expansion for the "poor" is going to start costing the States that elected to do this a bundle. http://fxn.ws/1Gb0Ako Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:30 AM (GpgJl) 4 Good morning, fellow rape-shifters. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:30 AM (St6BJ) 5 Susan Collins says that China is behind the hack of federal employee files and that they were looking for people who held security clearances. http://fxn.ws/1QaWDD2 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:30 AM (GpgJl) 6 Indiana has a new type of lotto ticket for the Morons. Win 20 years worth of bacon and $10,000. The tickets are bacon scented scratch and sniff. http://fxn.ws/1ARdOm3 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:30 AM (GpgJl) 7 Scankles is pushing for more vote fraud in OH and a group of her supporters are suing OH. The OH Secretary of State has fired back but he didn't call it like it is. A major effort by one of the most corrupt Democrats in history to increase vote fraud in a toss up State. http://fxn.ws/1Ke3w1l Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:30 AM (GpgJl) 8 3 Medicaid expansion for the "poor" is going to start costing the States that elected to do this a bundle. http://fxn.ws/1Gb0Ako Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:30 AM (GpgJl) Kasich and Krispy Kreosote should be raked over the fucking coals over this. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:30 AM (St6BJ) 9 The EPA says there is no "widespread" harm from fracking, but says there have been some instances of drinking water harm. I say BS. There has never been any proof that fracking has done anything. http://fxn.ws/1dQO3bz Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:30 AM (GpgJl) 10 The NCAA has hit UNC with a notice of 5 violations in their academic department. This organization became overrun with political hacks long ago and I have zero trust in anything they say or do. http://fxn.ws/1Ih4cRB Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:31 AM (GpgJl) 11 Scankles is asking NYC supporters to give a place for her staffers to crash due to a lack of space at their Democrat headquarters in NYC. Would this count as a campaign contribution? In my opinion yes. Will she report it? Not a chance. http://fxn.ws/1InjzL7 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:31 AM (GpgJl) 12 The unions are now coming out against Obama's easy trade bill. http://fxn.ws/1ANCjAQ Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:31 AM (GpgJl) 13 Lieutenant Uhura has had a stroke. She is now 82 years old. I pray that she comes out of this OK. http://fxn.ws/1H5tzaa Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:31 AM (GpgJl) 14 Boner's lackeys in the House refuse to comment on whether of not they have read that BS TPP bill. And they are pushing hard for its passage. The House leadership is maintaining the fiction that TPA and TPP are two separate entities when in established fact they are not. http://bit.ly/1FA6iYo Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:32 AM (GpgJl) 15 And Obama has even admitted that TPP has stuff in it for the discredited AGW scam. http://bit.ly/1di4ywh Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:32 AM (GpgJl) 16 Also RINO Rubio and Lady Lindsay refuse to say whether or not they have read the bill. And Carly Fiorina is excoriating Obama for making it "secret". http://bit.ly/1KPAkyV Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:32 AM (GpgJl) 17 The Chi-Coms are going to try and grab Taiwan soon. The hacking is a probe and they will see if they can blind our DoD computers before they invade. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:32 AM (St6BJ) 18 No wonder Scankles hasn't declared campaigning yet. She is getting money from a church in Cameroon which is illegal for a political campaign. http://dailym.ai/1KOIA28 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:32 AM (GpgJl) 19 McDonald's is closing their outlets in San Francisco because the real estate is too expensive. http://cbsloc.al/1JorBmW Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:33 AM (GpgJl) 20 And here is yet another "secret" trade bill working its way through the process. This would allow foreign countries to have American citizens personal data from government files. http://onforb.es/1H46MLN Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:33 AM (GpgJl) 21 #17 - Beyond the computers, they will try and hack/destroy the electrical grid without using EMP's. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:33 AM (St6BJ) 22 NOAA is once again caught "adjusting" temps to forward the AGW scam. http://bit.ly/1KI2j0y Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:33 AM (GpgJl) 23 The Anti-DUI Nazis in the government are pushing to install automatic sensors in cars now that will sense occupants breath and touch for alcohol. It doesn't take a lot of imagination to determine why this is monumentally stupid. They "claim" it will save 10,000 lives a year. No word on where these numbers come from so they are most likely a lie. http://wapo.st/1H7at3u Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:33 AM (GpgJl) 24 This is the kind of idiot moonbat professors they have teaching at a college in Baltimore. It's no wonder that the average SJW in Baltimore is dumber than a post. http://bit.ly/1diSHOu Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:34 AM (GpgJl) 25 The Army says it has pushed back the date for a preliminary hearing for Bowe Bergdahl, the sergeant who left his post in Afghanistan and was held by the Taliban for five years. They say it was at the request of his lawyers. http://bit.ly/1M9Iwr0 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:34 AM (GpgJl) 26 Black "thug" shoves a white woman jogger in OH in front of traffic and pulls a knife on her while shouting he hates white people. He has been charged with several felonies but I see nowhere in here that he has been charged with a hate crime. http://bit.ly/1cBiReT Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:34 AM (GpgJl) 27 24 This is the kind of idiot moonbat professors they have teaching at a college in Baltimore. It's no wonder that the average SJW in Baltimore is dumber than a post. http://bit.ly/1diSHOu Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:34 AM (GpgJl) Nothing is dumber than our posts. Oh, wait a second. . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:34 AM (St6BJ) 28 Now here's a unique poll; which GOP candidate would you NEVER vote for. Trump who is not a Republican and the Fat Man lead that race. http://bit.ly/1eSHQw3 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:34 AM (GpgJl) 29 Mooch and family plan another European trip on your dime. When is congress going to put a stop to this shit? http://bit.ly/1Jvhewc Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:35 AM (GpgJl) 30 Chelsea owns a huge apt where she cd put up people as does Hillary. I think Chelsea also has a large condo she hasnt sold yet. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 05, 2015 06:35 AM (iQIUe) 31 NOAA is not the only people falsifying claims for the AGW scam. Harvard and Syracuse who supposedly provide data to the EPA as an "independent agency" have been caught with huge grants from the EPA. http://bit.ly/1FXR1Eh Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:35 AM (GpgJl) 32 DHS has released 3,700 Level 1 Threat Felons into the USA. Makes the homeland so secure. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:35 AM (St6BJ) 33 An amendment has passed the House to defund Obama's legal defense of his illegal executive amnesty. 19 RINOs side with the Democrats. http://bit.ly/1QvBle5 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:35 AM (GpgJl) 34 NAACP proves once again that they are not a black support group but a subchapter of the Democrat Party. http://bit.ly/1cBjLba Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:35 AM (GpgJl) 35 Politico doing the Clinton thing again. Called Clinton scandals "fake". I am surprised they didn't revive the "vast right wing conspiracy" meme. http://bit.ly/1ARjsoa Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:36 AM (GpgJl) 36 The IRS continues to be a political organization controlled by Democrats. The IRS responded to a Republican request for an investigation into the Clinton Foundation's tax-exempt status with a one-page form letter that starts with "Dear Sir or Madam." In May, more than 50 House Republicans asked the IRS to review the Clinton Foundation's tax-exempt status, after it became clear that the foundation had failed to report millions of dollars in grants from foreign governments. Sadly, even a flat tax would not eliminate the IRS. What needs to happen is repeal of the 16th Amendment and abolishment of the IRS in total. The return to taxation solely to the States and tariffs. The government can get money from the States who will tax as they see fit and they can sell off the huge amounts of land that they have stolen from States. http://washex.am/1MsaOhs Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:36 AM (GpgJl) 37 28 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:34 AM (GpgJl) Not even a contest. Trump would get my vote if it's between those 3 (Krispy counts as 2 whole people). Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:36 AM (St6BJ) 38 How many staffers will be staying at Chelsea's place? Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at June 05, 2015 06:36 AM (PHxng) 39 Making clear its official stance against Operation Choke Point, the House passed a measure that prohibits the Justice Department from using any funds to carry out the controversial program. Critics say it unfairly targets legal businesses like pawn shops, gun dealers and payday lenders. Let's see what the RINOs in the Senate do and how Obama reacts; After all he has said he has ended that illegal program already (but that was a lie). http://dailysign.al/1KItUOW Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:36 AM (GpgJl) 40 IBD calls it on the AGW scam: Anyone who has doubted that the global warming scare was cooked up to shake down advanced economies should read this story in the Guardian about the need to send money "to poor countries to help them cope with climate change." Story: http://bit.ly/1G4JWTF IBD: http://bit.ly/1diV04k Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:37 AM (GpgJl) 41 The Daily Deals http://amzn.to/1FAvyxP That's it for today folks. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:37 AM (GpgJl) 42 33 19 RINOs side with the Democrats. http://bit.ly/1QvBle5 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:35 AM (GpgJl) They should be taken out. Rhetorically speaking. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:37 AM (St6BJ) 43 g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at June 05, 2015 06:37 AM (KCxzN) 44 Vic, Look at the world map. Moochie is going to take her daughters and mom to EVERY fcuking county on our dime. EVERY fcuking country. Posted by: Nip Sip at June 05, 2015 06:37 AM (0FSuD) 45 44 Vic, Look at the world map. Moochie is going to take her daughters and mom to EVERY fcuking county on our dime. EVERY fcuking country. Posted by: Nip Sip at June 05, 2015 06:37 AM (0FSuD) How about a stop in Aleppo? Inshala. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:38 AM (St6BJ) 46 Guten morgen Ohayo gozaimus Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 06:39 AM (Kvhy9) 47 46 Guten morgen Ohayo gozaimus Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 06:39 AM (Kvhy9) Ohio Goes Anus? What; John Kasich? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:40 AM (St6BJ) 48 Have they been to OZ? Or is there too many white people? Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 05, 2015 06:40 AM (zRby/) 49 Ara? Non! Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 06:41 AM (Kvhy9) 50 48 Have they been to OZ? Or is there too many white people? Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 05, 2015 06:40 AM (zRby/) The Lolly Pop Guild will be banned. Not healthy. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:41 AM (St6BJ) 51 21 #17 - Beyond the computers, they will try and hack/destroy the electrical grid without using EMP's. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:33 AM (St6BJ) Our electrical grid controls were not attached in any way to the internet. I suspect that nobody elses' were either. This electrical grid crap was a load of shit floated by the Obamanites to justify more federal control over a State function. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:41 AM (GpgJl) 52 51 Our electrical grid controls were not attached in any way to the internet. I suspect that nobody elses' were either. This electrical grid crap was a load of shit floated by the Obamanites to justify more federal control over a State function. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:41 AM (GpgJl) Hmm. That actually is good news. I think our defenses should not be connected to the internet either. There should be some sort of parallel web just for that. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:43 AM (St6BJ) 53 @10 We had democrat governors who appointed democrats to the board of Governors. That's over. New board has fired UNC president. We are cleaning out the nest of commies, that will take a while. Big nest. Amazing how liberals have no shame. NONE Posted by: Nip Sip at June 05, 2015 06:44 AM (0FSuD) 54 Unless someone STUXNETs the US power grid with a careless thumb-drive. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 06:45 AM (Kvhy9) 55 54 Unless someone STUXNETs the US power grid with a careless thumb-drive. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 06:45 AM (Kvhy9) It is rather inconceivable that the power grid, let alone anything, is not connected to the internet. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:46 AM (St6BJ) 56 54 Unless someone STUXNETs the US power grid with a careless thumb-drive. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 06:45 AM (Kvhy9) Our personal work computers had no floppy drives, CD drives, or thumb-drive slots. The company actually paid extra to order computers w/o those. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:48 AM (GpgJl) 57 I was going to ask what the Chinese expect to gain by hacking the fed worker files. I hadn't thought of security clearances. But so what? Don't they already get everything they want for the asking? It's like robbing from the store you own. What's the point? And as far as Taiwan goes? Somehow I don't think they're all that worried about a response from Obama. If he's not gonna get worked up over the Ukraine then a spit in the ocean isn't going to be much concern. They're all Chinese right? And don't they really control it now anyway? Just like Hong Kong. Potemkin democracy's. I'm not so worried about China anymore as I used to be. They're already taking the top spot economically and militarily. They've got enough money to buy anything they want from anyone anywhere. They're conspiring with Putin to switch the currencies business is done in. We're on the downside of the roller coaster. All we can do is hang on and scream. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 05, 2015 06:48 AM (zRby/) 58 55 It is rather inconceivable that the power grid, let alone anything, is not connected to the internet. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:46 AM (St6BJ) Ours was not. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:49 AM (GpgJl) 59 So Mattress Girl is doing skin flicks now... on the one hand I am rather fond of Japanese and Chinese women... on the other hand I am also fairly fond of Jewish women.... on the third hand I am terrified of lunatic moonbat women.... Three of the most intelligent modern cultures on Earth were melded to produce a flaming ball of no ethics. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 05, 2015 06:49 AM (/4AZU) 60 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. Thanks for the news, Vic. The 1979 movie All That Jazz was a fictionalized account of the life of Broadway choreographer - director Bob Fosse, told from the viewpoint of Fosse recalling his career as he underwent emergency quadruple bypass surgery. In real life, on the eve of his surgery, Fosse had his will drawn up and asked the playwrights Herb Gardner (A Thousand Clowns, I'm Not Rappaport) and Paddy Chayefsky (Marty, Network) to witness it. Gardner signed the will without even reading it, but Chayefsky insisted on plowing through all of its thirty-odd pages. When he finished, Chayefsky looked at Fosse bemusedly. "But I'm not even mentioned in the will." A heavily sedated Fosse smiled weakly and nodded. "Fuck you!" Chayefsky shouted, throwing the will to the floor. "Live!" Here's Jessica Lange as "Angelique," the angel of death in ATJ: http://goo.gl/3G4adz Now, the weekly Ziegfeld Girl, Dorothy Knapp: http://goo.gl/45D4f8 She starred in the Follies of 1924, gaining the title of "The American Venus" and then hit the stage again in the 1925 Follies with Louise Brooks. In late 1925 the producer Earl Carroll hired her to star in his Vanities of 1926. Though not lovers, Knapp and Carroll had great affection for each other, Knapp visiting the showman in federal prison where he was serving time for violating Prohibition as well as for, supposedly, featuring a nude dancer at a 1927 birthday party in his theater. During the early 1930s, Knapp turned to radio, broacasting on NBC and later marrying the announcer Jack Edmonds. Hope you all have a wonderful weekend. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2015 06:50 AM (zF6Iw) 61 59 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 05, 2015 06:49 AM (/4AZU) Emma Sulkybitch is part Asiatic? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:50 AM (St6BJ) 62 I hadn't even heard about the hack. Will have to look into it. TGIF for real! Been a long week. Apparently today is also national donut day so enjoy Posted by: Lea at June 05, 2015 06:52 AM (vmMMi) 63 58 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:49 AM (GpgJl) Nonsense Vic I am certain Tom Edison and George Westinghouse fired up the old internet back in the 1880s... on a more serious note and all kidding aside the demands by EPA retards who hate power have leveraged "efficiency" to the point our reserve generating capacity is the lowest it has been per capita in 50 years... "great work Goreons" Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 05, 2015 06:52 AM (/4AZU) 64 60 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2015 06:50 AM (zF6Iw) Chayefsky is my hero. One my key influences that drove me into this insanity called show biz. Forever my hero for telling Vanessa Redgrave to STFU at the Oscars. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:52 AM (St6BJ) 65 Sven, ONT coined a new name for Mattress... or two. The Mattress Witch or Sulky. Take your pick. If you pick Mattress Witch, then what popped to my mind last night was Hellraiser 2. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 06:52 AM (Kvhy9) 66 64 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2015 06:50 AM (zF6Iw) I liked All That Jazz. I wonder why I have never got a copy of it. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:52 AM (GpgJl) 67 10--The NCAA has hit UNC with a notice of 5 violations in their academic department. This organization became overrun with political hacks long ago and I have zero trust in anything they say or do. This organization being NCAA or UNC? Applies equally to both outfits. Posted by: Caitlyn Le Brave at June 05, 2015 06:53 AM (+kznc) 68 61 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:50 AM (St6BJ) Yes sir, her mom is Japanese-Chinese and dear old dad is a non-practicing Jew. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 05, 2015 06:53 AM (/4AZU) 69 @59 Man, that is just too much to figure out. I do know this. Pussy rules. Posted by: Nip Sip at June 05, 2015 06:53 AM (0FSuD) 70 65 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 06:52 AM (Kvhy9) Since the shrieking harpies got "Fake Rape" ran off Twatter some of the best humor on the trials and travails of Queen Serta is to be found at "Emma's Mattress".... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 05, 2015 06:54 AM (/4AZU) 71 WZ needs to clean up its comment section. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 06:54 AM (oVJmc) 72 DHS has released 3,700 Level 1 Threat Felons into the USA. Makes the homeland so secure. ____________________ Yes, but remember, the reason for Obama's illegal executive-order amnesties for millions of "good" illegal aliens was so that he could concentrate his limited immigration resources on deporting the dangerous felons. Why waste money deporting "good" illegals when what we should really be spending our money on is deporting the dangerous, violent criminal illegals. Apparently what he forgot to mention was that he was "deporting" those dangerous foreign criminals to places like Pennsylvania, Ohio, Virginia, Georgia, Arizona, Texas, New York, Oklahoma, Florida, etc. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 05, 2015 06:55 AM (o8Gus) 73 I see, the DVD is $6.52 and the Bluray is $23. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:55 AM (GpgJl) 74 69 Posted by: Nip Sip at June 05, 2015 06:53 AM (0FSuD) Jewish-Asian Woman: "Me complain at you long time!" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:55 AM (St6BJ) 75 73 I see, the DVD is $6.52 and the Bluray is $23. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:55 AM (GpgJl) It's a damn good film, IMHO. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:57 AM (St6BJ) 76 14--Boner's lackeys in the House refuse to comment on whether of not they have read that BS TPP bill. And they are pushing hard for its passage. The House leadership is maintaining the fiction that TPA and TPP are two separate entities when in established fact they are not. Passing secret legislation. What was, only 4 years ago, an audacious, unConstitutional and unAmerican power play by Obama is now the norm for both political parties. They are all totalitarians, and should be handled accordingly. Posted by: Caitlyn Le Brave at June 05, 2015 06:57 AM (+kznc) 77 Jewish-Asian Woman: "Me complain at you long time!" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:55 AM (St6BJ) I want to go to Miami!!! No suck dick till then. Posted by: Nip Sip at June 05, 2015 06:57 AM (0FSuD) 78 So Emma is a real JAP? Japanese American Progressive? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 06:58 AM (Kvhy9) 79 There are three factors necessary for a return to an Ice Age. The eccentricity of orbit, the variability of axis tilt, and something else related to orbit (I have to go back, re-watch program and take some notes). Anyway, one factor is correct, another factor is at halfway point (and in a glaring omission the program failed to mention whether it was increasing or decreasing -- so I'm sure it is increasing -- especially if it is axis tilt or 'wobble), and one factor is wrong. Ice Ages begin in the Northern Hemisphere with cool summers, as ice and snow fail to melt in higher elevations. The past three summers in my area have become noticeably and progressively cooler with a bare handful of ninety degree days. I have neighbors with a second home in the Pennsylvania Pocono mountains and they are absolutely disgusted with the cold temps there during the summer. Where people once went to escape the summer heat is now becoming an unpleasantly cold experience. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 05, 2015 06:59 AM (xQX/f) 80 77 I want to go to Miami!!! No suck dick till then. Posted by: Nip Sip at June 05, 2015 06:57 AM (0FSuD) Whaddya mean "til then?" Oh, that's the Asian half. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 07:00 AM (St6BJ) 81 79 Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 05, 2015 06:59 AM (xQX/f) You left out the biggest factor, the big yellow ball in the sky. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 07:00 AM (GpgJl) 82 78 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 06:58 AM (Kvhy9) Yeah... the jokes would write themselves if you know comics were in the business of "funny" rather than palace guarding lunacy... you'd be amazed how many folk don't know she is the product of two shrinks either... or that she was a Physics Student with a 4.1 GPA in HS who managed to turn her folks 200,000 investment into something bi-polar folks have been doing since time immemorial. Life starts as a story of a miracle, turns into a drama, evolves into comedy at some point, and then ends as tragedy.... I think she ran the cycle by age 19. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 05, 2015 07:02 AM (/4AZU) 83 >>>>Medicaid expansion for the "poor" is going to start costing the States that elected to do this a bundle. . . . .Already happening here in Kentucky. Rural hospitals and Doctors Office's are closing at an alarming rate due to the overwhelming flood of Medicaid insurance form Obamacare signups. Seems when 90% of your business is Medicaid there isn't enough money coming in to keep the doors open due to the extremely low Government reimbursement rates. And that State will be on the hook for 5% of the increase in the cost next year and 10% the year after. And I can almost guarantee the Fed will reduce their share further in the very near future. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 05, 2015 07:03 AM (iONHu) 84 So Sven, you saying Carousel for Emma since she has run a full cycle? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 07:04 AM (Kvhy9) 85 84 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 07:04 AM (Kvhy9) Renew, renew.... one day the boy was depressed speaking of Logan's Run humor... he was focused on being 3 years from 18... so I winked at him and said in Adam Sandler's remake of Logan's Run renewal will take place at 21 months.... "Waddle Runner Waddle!" Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 05, 2015 07:06 AM (/4AZU) 86 Jewish-Asian Woman: "Me complain at you long time!" "Me so whiny!" Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2015 07:06 AM (zF6Iw) 87 Emma Sulkowitz is the same as Hilary and Lizzie. She hasn't run her cycle; She's only just begun, G-d forbid. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 07:06 AM (St6BJ) 88 86 Jewish-Asian Woman: "Me complain at you long time!" "Me so whiny!" Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2015 07:06 AM (zF6Iw) HA! And good morning, sir! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 07:07 AM (St6BJ) 89 So Sven, you saying Carousel for Emma since she has run a full cycle? Emma Maytag. Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 07:07 AM (80jKI) 90 Jesse Jackson: "I'll cut his nuts off." Bruce Jenner: "Do you mean it?!" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 07:08 AM (St6BJ) 91 87 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 07:06 AM (St6BJ) You have to figure she is kinda like the Captain America of the Millennial Set... smart enough(on paper) to go STEM, absolutely driven to be an EMO fueled drama queen... the world is in the best of hands folks. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 05, 2015 07:08 AM (/4AZU) 92 taps chin and ponders Now am really hungering for Japanese cuisine for lunch. Which is a few hours away. Doumo! Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 07:08 AM (Kvhy9) 93 89 Emma Maytag. Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 07:07 AM (80jKI) Forget dildos. Washing machines are the real ladies home companion. Especially the spin cycle. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 07:09 AM (St6BJ) 94 Okay, fellow rape-shifters. Gotta jump a bit early. Check in later. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 07:09 AM (St6BJ) 95 92 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 07:08 AM (Kvhy9) She's almost beyond parody.... is that stir fried pork Kosher Gaijin? Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 05, 2015 07:10 AM (/4AZU) 96 You left out the biggest factor, the big yellow ball in the sky. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 07:00 AM (GpgJl) That's huge of course. There are so many variables at play it's scientific malpractice to site a single variable like carbon dioxide as anything other then an insignificant nonentity in year to year temperature fluctuations. But claims of AGW is political science, not actual science. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 05, 2015 07:10 AM (xQX/f) 97 Seriously, China has committed an overt act of war. So I guess it's time for SCOAMF to jet off to Vegas and hook up with Jay-Z. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 07:10 AM (St6BJ) 98 Will that be a new Lady Gaga song? Ride the Spin Cycle? Have fun J.J. Sefton. Guess should finish up the storyboards for story and then work in Celtx. So I can sell this idea to Amazon Studios as a TV series. It should appeal to the special snowflakes to boot. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 07:11 AM (Kvhy9) 99 Later's Daywalkers, it's the weekend for me! Thank God the ONT cray cray has not manifested itself here so far. Ya'll don't trash the joint, I'll BBL. Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at June 05, 2015 07:15 AM (4pjhs) 100 Didn't Kosher Gaijin open for Tokio Hotel in Sapporo? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 07:15 AM (Kvhy9) 101 I always enjoyed The Hospital by Paddy Chayefsky. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 05, 2015 07:15 AM (iQIUe) 102 Courtesy of the Seraphic Secret blog, a photo I've never seen before. Carolyn Jones confronts Carolyn Jones: http://goo.gl/TRwp9z Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2015 07:15 AM (zF6Iw) 103 96 But claims of AGW is political science, not actual science. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 05, 2015 07:10 AM (xQX/f) AGW is nothing short of fraud and should be prosecuted. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 07:16 AM (GpgJl) 104 87 Emma Sulkowitz is the same as Hilary and Lizzie. She hasn't run her cycle; She's only just begun, G-d forbid. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 07:06 AM (St6BJ) you FOOL This isn't even my final form!!! Posted by: emma at June 05, 2015 07:16 AM (IG5KL) 105 "Emma the Traveler, by the power vested in me by the city and state of New York I order you to begone!" Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 07:18 AM (Kvhy9) 106 I hate the security cam vibe. Posted by: Dirk Diggler at June 05, 2015 07:19 AM (HstNY) 107 Talking about insurance reminds me, some moron was talking about liberty health share and I checked it out. It seems okay. $1,000,000 of coverage for a little over $300 per month (couple rate). $1,000 yearly no-pay. Yes, there are devils in the details and pre-existing conditions are phased into full coverage over a four year period. (Doesn't apply to me or wife, just mentioning) http://www.libertyhealthshare.org/ Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 05, 2015 07:22 AM (xQX/f) 108 When you witness the signing of a will aren't you simply witnessing the signature, not the content? Why would he need to read all thirty pages? Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 05, 2015 07:22 AM (fYyCT) 109 After Fluke's foray into Calif politics, she has shut up. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 05, 2015 07:23 AM (iQIUe) 110 Morning, Glories! Here's the headline of the day yesterday. Good news! Caitlyn's Surgery a Resounding Success [It's not what you might think, if you've been stuck in the LaughingStockMedia perversion festival.] ...the 15-month old Staffy-mix that was found last week in critical condition with her muzzle clamped shut with electrical tape, is now recovering from surgery and is expected to make a full recovery.... Brandy Arnold, Doggie News http://bit.ly/caitlyn-surg-ok (h/t sundance, Conservative Treehouse) Having delivered that, I'll roll back and read the VicNews. Posted by: mindful webworker - owned by my dog at June 05, 2015 07:24 AM (V0CWC) 111 So she finally Fluke'd out? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 07:24 AM (Kvhy9) 112 Black "thug" shoves a white woman jogger in OH in front of traffic and pulls a knife on her while shouting he hates white people. He has been charged with several felonies but I see nowhere in here that he has been charged with a hate crime. http://bit.ly/1cBiReT Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:34 AM (GpgJl) If Barry had a son. Chances of this making the national outrage circuit are at less than 0 Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2015 07:27 AM (DiZBp) 113 Hmm. That actually is good news. I think our defenses should not be connected to the internet either. There should be some sort of parallel web just for that. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:43 AM (St6BJ) I think the Chinese believe they can do a lot of damage electronically. With that they can cripple the US and then do what they want during the chaos. Can they? Probably less than they think but more than we expect. Too much electronics are made there and the free trade over all nuts just don't see the danger. My prediction is that the Chinese grab the Spratleys before Obama is out of office but possibly after the election. If they get away with it without a fight, all bets are off. Japan will nuke up. It wouldn't surprise me if the Koreans do as well. SE Asia will ignore the US and it will be an arms race. At that point, we would be smart to just walk away because at some point nukes will be flying. Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at June 05, 2015 07:28 AM (nRvEn) 114 smart enough(on paper) to go STEM Smart enough (street) not to. Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 05, 2015 07:29 AM (rHXGG) 115 Hmm. That actually is good news. I think our defenses should not be connected to the internet either. There should be some sort of parallel web just for that. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:43 AM (St6BJ) Reminds me of the only reason that the Cylon were not able to hack into and take over Galactica. It was old technology and nothing was networked together. Posted by: emma at June 05, 2015 07:31 AM (IG5KL) 116 This is the kind of idiot moonbat professors they have teaching at a college in Baltimore. It's no wonder that the average SJW in Baltimore is dumber than a post. http://bit.ly/1diSHOu Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:34 AM (GpgJl) So Professor Gimme All Yo' Money writes: Black people, we been giving away white allyships for too cheap for far too long...With those kind of writing skills I can see why he's a professor but he's on to something. Let's have the SJW whites finally pay for all of the looney shit they want. So to alleviate your liberal white guilt empty out your bank accounts today Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2015 07:31 AM (DiZBp) 117 Oh god dammit forgot to take the gimmick name off that post Posted by: the real ch3 at June 05, 2015 07:31 AM (IG5KL) 118 I watched a documentary on the little ice age on the history hammer years ago. 2 hours spent telling you how the cold crazy weather was terrible for people (famine, plague) and the they spent five min at the end trying to make you scared of global warming, despite everything you had learned before that. Yeah, didn't work. Posted by: Lea at June 05, 2015 07:32 AM (vmMMi) 119 Blacks never or almost never get charged with hate crimes. #BlackPrivilege Posted by: Blano at June 05, 2015 07:35 AM (uiVGU) 120 You know what? I just figure out reparations are the black version of talking of winning the lottery or get rich quick schemes that people fall prey to. If you are focused on that stuff, you will never achieve anything on your own. Posted by: Lea at June 05, 2015 07:36 AM (vmMMi) 121 115 Reminds me of the only reason that the Cylon were not able to hack into and take over Galactica. It was old technology and nothing was networked together. Posted by: emma at June 05, 2015 07:31 AM (IG5KL) That sounds like a rip off of the great sic-fi picture book series "Great Space Battles" from Terran Trade Authority (1978-79). I smell a lawsuit. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 07:38 AM (St6BJ) 122 I wonder, show of hands maybe, how many of us are currently in, or retired from STEM affiliated careers. Mine? 100%. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 05, 2015 07:39 AM (xQX/f) 123 Then again, the Chinese built our railroads and gave us David Carradine. So it's all good, Yanqui gwei-lo! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 07:39 AM (St6BJ) 124 The People Who Are Offended By Everything (PWAOBE) are up in arms because they have spotted secret racist messages in the slogans painted on Pittsburgh buses. http://tinyurl.com/qcy3fne Some busses have the slogan "Ziggin' and zaggin'" on them, and if you look at them backwards, it's a naughty word. Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 05, 2015 07:40 AM (O7MnT) 125 124 Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 05, 2015 07:40 AM (O7MnT) I just say it in Hungarian. The schvartzes are hip to Yiddish. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 07:41 AM (St6BJ) 126 Why would reparations do anything but what welfare has done for the last 50 years? It'd disappear in less than a generation and things would be right back where they are except that black 'leaders' would have fuller pockets. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 07:41 AM (oVJmc) 127 Good morning, Dave. Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2015 07:41 AM (VcOqI) 128 Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 05, 2015 07:39 AM Raises hand Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 05, 2015 07:40 AM Bwahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha....I spit coffee all over my monitor Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 05, 2015 07:42 AM (NpDCZ) 129 Maybe something bizarre will happen today, like maybe the fog will lift off of the minds of the masses. It doesn't hurt to hope. Posted by: goon at June 05, 2015 07:42 AM (gy5kE) 130 EE Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2015 07:43 AM (9mTYi) 131 The Port Authority says this slogan has been wrapped around nine buses since 2003. This is the first time anyone has ever complained about it. So....BUUUUUSSSSHHHHH! Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 07:44 AM (oVJmc) 132 I emailed my turd of a representative to find out how he intends to vote on the "trade deal" and if he had actually read the bill. I don't expect to hear back from him because he has thus far never responded to any emails I've sent. He's a GOPe turd so I expect him to fall in line behind the other hacks. I thought we were supposed to get 60 days to review the full text of any trade deal before it was voted on? Posted by: Kreplach at June 05, 2015 07:46 AM (VRdqG) 133 The Port Authority says this slogan has been wrapped around nine buses since 2003. This is the first time anyone has ever complained about it. When it takes 12 years to connect the dots, maybe they aren't dots. Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 07:47 AM (80jKI) 134 53 @10 New board has fired UNC president. We are cleaning out the nest of commies, that will take a while. Posted by: Nip Sip at June 05, 2015 06:44 AM (0FSuD) ========================= But you still have Carol Folt down there, don't you? She's big trouble. Smooth, but a lefty snake. Very bad news at her last job and I'd be surprised if she has changed. Posted by: MTF at June 05, 2015 07:49 AM (DkJ4E) 135 Dyslexia for the win. Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2015 07:50 AM (RWilL) 136 G' mornin. Flood report is quick because I have to get the kids to the place early and have to take a detour for some strange reason... The Red River of the South is at major flood stage and will crest tomorrow. It's higher than it's been since 1945. Not much damage here. Just isn't much built right on the river in Shreveport or Bossier. And they aren't letting too much water out of a dam north of here. Both roads along the river are closed. More damage north in ARK and there will be more flooding down river soon. Biggest problem is in places where the water can't drain any more and is getting backflow. Weird to see a neighborhood not close to the river be flooded. Posted by: Mama AJ at June 05, 2015 07:50 AM (0xTsz) 137 When it takes 12 years to connect the dots, maybe they aren't dots. Posted by: rickb223 ---------------------- http://tinyurl.com/p23svra Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2015 07:50 AM (9mTYi) 138 Sweden is drowning in debt as left-wing politicians promise ever more FSFTG while regulating the economy that pays for them out of existence. Its cities are over-run with third world illegal immigrants and violent crime is rising. It's military has been gelded to the point of ineffectiveness. And its school system has abandoned facts and critical thinking in favor of feelgood social consensus-building. Why does it all seem so... familiar? http://tinyurl.com/nhaf4ts Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 05, 2015 07:52 AM (O7MnT) 139 I can attest to the fact that Strokes can cause some serious damage to your body. I have been hospitalized 3 times for major strokes. The last time for about 3 weeks. I came out of the Hospital with some nerve damage that I still have today. Parts of my body feel hot and a small part still feels cold. My sense of balance is still nowhere near 100%. Walking with support is must. It takes a lot of time to recover from some strokes. The older you are the more time it takes to recover. Nicelle Nichols my sympathy. I understand a bit of what she went through. As far as Politicians go, if shillary really has had a bad stroke, she has no business trying to run Country when thinking straight is a problem. The same goes for Senator Kirk. You have no business attending to the Peoples Business when you may not even remember your own last name. Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 07:53 AM (U7H1n) 140 Wow. Caught up on comments. Must be time to stand up and do something before more is posted. Naawww... Posted by: mindful webworker - read read read read at June 05, 2015 07:53 AM (V0CWC) 141 >>Some busses have the slogan "Ziggin' and zaggin'" on them, and if you look at them backwards, it's a naughty word. Then don't read backwards. And don't listen to albums backwards either. Geez. Posted by: Mama AJ at June 05, 2015 07:54 AM (0xTsz) 142 Eh, Amazon Story Builder Beta is okay. Now got the notes transferred to Celtx. And the fun begins setting Openings and such. Must resist getting cute with camera angles. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 07:56 AM (Kvhy9) 143 Some busses have the slogan "Ziggin' and zaggin'" on them, and if you look at them backwards, it's a naughty word. Barry Obama backwards is commie douchebag. It's even that frontwards too. Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2015 07:57 AM (DiZBp) 144 >>Then don't read backwards. Yea, but what are you supposed to do when the bus is backing up? Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2015 07:57 AM (g1DWB) 145 Why'd the Pittsburgh bus drive into the river? Somebody read the sign backwards, and it said "sub." And, that's the way to Grubstip... Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 05, 2015 07:58 AM (xq1UY) 146 Get out of the way? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 07:58 AM (Kvhy9) 147 But racist words used by rap stars spelled backwards are a totes serious heteronormative microaggression trigger, you guys. Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 05, 2015 07:58 AM (O7MnT) 148 In a world of Photoshop and CGI graphics where Vanity Fair can make Bruce Jenner look like Renee Russo and Hollywood can make Antman look super strong, why oh why can't they make Hillary look any better than they have? Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 05, 2015 08:00 AM (fYyCT) 149 Yikes! Looking at the stills, it is quite clear that mattress girl is one of those dames who looks much better with her clothes still on. No thank you, I will go rape someone else. Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2015 08:00 AM (Dj0WE) 150 50 bucks per half gallon of 190 proof grain alcohol here in SC. I was tasked with getting 4 gallons for a big reunion in a few weeks, and will buy it, but, sheesh, that seems like a shitload of cake for a pretty basic liquor. At least I can buy it here, unlike in NC and MD, where we first looked and were confounded by the law. Posted by: Lincolntf at June 05, 2015 08:00 AM (K+kVl) 151 In a world of Photoshop and CGI graphics where Vanity Fair can make Bruce Jenner look like Renee Russo and Hollywood can make Antman look super strong, why oh why can't they make Hillary look any better than they have? Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 05, 2015 08:00 AM (fYyCT) Look at some pics of Brucella in 1976, when he was the greatest male athlete on the planet. He was awfully pretty back then, so they had some good material with which to work. Find pics of Granny Mrs. Benghazi back then... yeah, no. Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2015 08:02 AM (Dj0WE) 152 Maybe it's a warning meant to be seen in your rearview mirror like ECNALUBMA. Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 05, 2015 08:02 AM (fYyCT) 153 My dad had an aneurysm when he was 37. He lost function in his left hand, and the his whole left side was weaker. Six years ago, he had two more in the same vicinity of his brain. His short term and sequential memory was affected and left side was further weakened. He had to retire. Sequential memory is kind of important in an oil refinery. He was afraid he would get someone killed. When he left the hospital after the second and third strokes, the doctor shook his hand and said he'd never seen someone walk out under his own power after something like that. Posted by: no good deed at June 05, 2015 08:02 AM (GgxVX) 154 In local news, idiots move next to Air Force Academy; are shocked to find said Academy is used to train Air Force http://tinyurl.com/oe43sj2 "My backyard is the Air Force Academy," said Keith Myers. "I don't have to set the alarm clock in the morning, they wake me up," said Myers. Another nearby neighbor to the Academy, Steve Hornyak, said the noise is constant. "There was one after the other, relentless, the noise was terrible," he said of Thursday's noise. "And it's getting worse." After two years of the increased noise, Hornyak said he's about had enough. "I'm actually thinking of selling my house," he said. Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 05, 2015 08:03 AM (yxw0r) 155 Yea, but what are you supposed to do when the bus is backing up? Get out of the way?? Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 08:03 AM (80jKI) 156 >>Lawrence Brown is an assistant professor in the Public Health Department at Morgan State University in Baltimore. That explains a lot. The Mister worked in university administration at U-Maryland Baltimore before we moved to Ohio. (He's looking for work, if any Ohio Morons have connections in higher ed.) The inside scoop on Morgan State University is that the state would have pulled its accreditation a long time ago because its academic standards are abysmal and its finances are a trainwreck but that it is a Historically Black College, and they don't dare touch it for fear of the racial backlash. Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 05, 2015 08:04 AM (O7MnT) 157 Chris Rock had a line about reparations making Cadillac the number one car dealer in America. Posted by: no good deed at June 05, 2015 08:04 AM (GgxVX) 158 Those words spelled backwards do not spell anything in english. If they spell something in hip-hop jive talk, that's their problem. Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at June 05, 2015 08:04 AM (rnH8X) 159 When did we go insane? Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2015 08:06 AM (VcOqI) 160 Apparently in Pittsburgh, community organizers will soon be angry that the police are all driving Porsches. Any day now they'll notice that the backs of the cars all say "911." Posted by: @JohnTant at June 05, 2015 08:07 AM (eytER) 161 I would like to re-animate Lyndon Johnson. Savagely beat him with a tire iron and then send him back to Hell. Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2015 08:07 AM (VcOqI) 162 Those idiots who moved next to the USAF Academy will probably next pick something more tropical like Key West and move close to NAS Key West. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 08:08 AM (Kvhy9) 163 >>. Back in 2012, the Academy changed its flight patterns due to new FAA regulations and to avoid conflict with other air craft coming into Colorado Springs and Denver. That put Academy flights more directly over neighborhoods from Gleneagle to Briargate. Okay, they get a little sympathy from me then. I had to sign something when we bought the house. Stated that we understand that B-52 aren't exactly quiet, dontcha know. Posted by: Mama AJ at June 05, 2015 08:09 AM (0xTsz) 164 When did we go insane? Posted by: HAL 9000 When you refused to open the pod bay doors. Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 08:09 AM (80jKI) 165 Stated that we understand that B-52 aren't exactly quiet, dontcha know. We lived right outside the gate. I loved hearing them spin up and taps at night. Posted by: no good deed at June 05, 2015 08:11 AM (GgxVX) 166 Do we dare show 2001: A Space Odyssey to Modern Feminists, the ones who are giving Miss Piggy an award, just to see what new sexual metaphors can be found and complained about? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 08:11 AM (Kvhy9) 167 'morning all. Ground finally drying out (n of Houston), so I expect chatter about "draught" to kick in any time now... People are the same no matter where you are. Posted by: anon a mouse at June 05, 2015 08:12 AM (C9pBZ) 168 I have lived near AF bases all my life. I still get a thrill watching an F15 go straight up from the runway or seeing a B1 take off. Even a 130 flying over makes me happy. Posted by: freaked at June 05, 2015 08:12 AM (BO/km) 169 I work right across the freeway from the Academy. It's little prop planes, and usually over by noon. 'Course, last week was the Thunderbirds, which was all kinds of window-rattling awesome. Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 05, 2015 08:13 AM (yxw0r) 170 I live near WPAFB now, and C-17's pass right over my neighborhood. They don't seem to make any more noise than the commercial jets that passed over when I worked by Dulles airport. Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 05, 2015 08:14 AM (O7MnT) 171 Hey! My hash changed for the first time in I don't know when. Havent changed anything to do with our internet. Weird. Posted by: freaked at June 05, 2015 08:15 AM (BO/km) 172 So Emma Sulkowicz is OK withe all those Hand Babies she'll be part of in the afterlife? Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 05, 2015 08:15 AM (eOpVe) 173 19 McDonald's is closing their outlets in San Francisco because the real estate is too expensive. In reality, it's probably the outsized cost of labor shutting them down. Whatever the reason: F'em. Say what you want about McD's, but it's one of the few places that, if you're hungry, you can scrape some change out of your ashtray, and get some decent calories. It hurts the working poor the most. Oh, and little kids, who still love Happy meals. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 05, 2015 08:16 AM (5buP8) 174 166 Do we dare show 2001: A Space Odyssey to Modern Feminists, the ones who are giving Miss Piggy an award, just to see what new sexual metaphors can be found and complained about? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 08:11 AM (Kvhy9) Pfft. Show them "Quest for Fire." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 08:17 AM (St6BJ) 175 Happy Friday fappers. It's been a long week, full of sturm und drang, angst and emptiness. So glad the weekend is upon us. Posted by: Insomniac at June 05, 2015 08:17 AM (2Ojst) 176 I heard Bob Tur, another trannie, complain on the radio that Jenner's experiences are so far removed from anyone else who has a sex change operation that he is not helping anyone. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 05, 2015 08:18 AM (iQIUe) 177 When did we go insane? Posted by: HAL 9000 ---------------- Where have you been for the last 2001 years? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2015 08:18 AM (9mTYi) 178 171 Hey! My hash changed for the first time in I don't know when. Havent changed anything to do with our internet. Weird. Posted by: freaked at June 05, 2015 08:15 AM (BO/km) Your internet may have gone out briefly. Last time mine did, my home hash changed to its present form (not the one I'm on presently, this is the one I'm on when it's slow at work). Posted by: Cato Augustus, Imperator Mundi at June 05, 2015 08:18 AM (J+mig) 179 Red Chinese hacked into four million records in "secure" government databases. What is the odds they didn't hack Hillary's emails? Posted by: burt at June 05, 2015 08:18 AM (ls8AU) 180 173 Oh, and little kids, who still love Happy meals. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 05, 2015 08:16 AM (5buP There are no kids in SF. It's freaky. There were in the 80s. I was one. Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 05, 2015 08:20 AM (yxw0r) 181 169 I work right across the freeway from the Academy. It's little prop planes, and usually over by noon. 'Course, last week was the Thunderbirds, which was all kinds of window-rattling awesom I was back in CO a couple of years ago. I watched for about a 1/2 hour while a P-51 Mustang flew right off the wing of an F-15, circling out east of the 'Springs. I still don't know what the story on that was, but it was pretty cool. Some kind of photo-op or honor flight I guess. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 05, 2015 08:20 AM (5buP8) 182 Mattress Girl is a disease-ridden, lying, twisted, narcissistic, attention-whoring slut. I hope Nungesser owns Columbia University by the time he's through with them. Posted by: Insomniac at June 05, 2015 08:20 AM (2Ojst) 183 Michelle Malkin on the podcast this week. Interesting. Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2015 08:20 AM (zt+N6) 184 Havent changed anything to do with our internet. Weird. Posted by: freaked ------------ Um. Sorry about that. Posted by: Bob, at NSA at June 05, 2015 08:20 AM (9mTYi) 185 >>Red Chinese hacked into four million records in "secure" government databases. What is the odds they didn't hack Hillary's emails? The reason we found out about Hillary's emails is because the system was hacked by a Romanian hacker. If he could get in I have no doubt the Chinese could as well. And they have a hell of lot more reason to. Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2015 08:20 AM (g1DWB) 186 163 >>. Back in 2012, the Academy changed its flight patterns due to new FAA regulations and to avoid conflict with other air craft coming into Colorado Springs and Denver. That put Academy flights more directly over neighborhoods from Gleneagle to Briargate. Okay, they get a little sympathy from me then. I had to sign something when we bought the house. Stated that we understand that B-52 aren't exactly quiet, dontcha know. Posted by: Mama AJ at June 05, 2015 08:09 AM (0xTsz) I grew up in C Springs. This time of year was one of the most awesome times. Academy graduation rehearsals always included tons of flyovers by various fighters, combers, and even giant cargo planes. Nothing cooler to me than sitting on the deck and watching (hearing and FEELING) the planes. Also, before we moved to C Springs we lived north of Seattle for a couple years. We lived near a Chinook helicopter base. The first time one of THOSE flew over the house we thought it was an earthquake. Posted by: the real ch3 at June 05, 2015 08:20 AM (IG5KL) 187 combers = bombers christ I need more caffeine this morning Posted by: the real ch3 at June 05, 2015 08:21 AM (IG5KL) 188 >>I loved hearing them spin up I didn't really appreciate that when we were in TLF. They were basically across the street and would roar away for 10 minutes at all hours! But I grew up between a Naval Air Station and an airport, so I don't even notice jets usually. Couldn't figure out why people were looking up in the sky one time in Philly. I just didn't hear anything. Only thing that's ever bothered me was the helicopters at Andrews. Their practice route was right overhead, very low. That got old. Posted by: Mama AJ at June 05, 2015 08:21 AM (0xTsz) 189 "50 bucks per half gallon of 190 proof grain alcohol here in SC." Mrs VIA just bought some in Delaware, as we are protecting College students from themselves here in Maryland. 1.75 ltr for $32.99 And Delaware has no sales tax to boot. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2015 08:21 AM (VPLuQ) 190 It was rape because it wasn't with my one true love Haven Monahan, whom I met through a friend at Rolling Stone. Also, Haven Monahan--a perfect human--raped me. Posted by: Mattress Girl at June 05, 2015 08:22 AM (MYPM9) 191 182 Mattress Girl is a disease-ridden, lying, twisted, narcissistic, attention-whoring slut. I hope Nungesser owns Columbia University by the time he's through with them. Posted by: Insomniac at June 05, 2015 08:20 AM (2Ojst) That would be hilarious, and even more hilarious if he ended up taking a bulldozer to it after looting its coffers and sold its grounds to developers. Might be an object lesson to the university system about what happens when you stray too far into loonyland. Posted by: Cato Augustus, Imperator Mundi at June 05, 2015 08:22 AM (J+mig) 192 Bruce Jenner was promised a million dollars for the magazine spread but when he got the check it was only $780,000 Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 05, 2015 08:22 AM (eOpVe) 193 179 Red Chinese hacked into four million records in "secure" government databases. I heard they were all Federal workers. I guess the Chinese know where the real money is in this country. Probably trying to satisfy some of their debts via ID theft, while they still can. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 05, 2015 08:22 AM (5buP8) 194 SC Gov, @nikkihaley signs first anti-BDS law passed in the U.S. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 05, 2015 08:22 AM (iQIUe) 195 179 Red Chinese hacked into four million records in "secure" government databases. What is the odds they didn't hack Hillary's emails? Posted by: burt at June 05, 2015 08:18 AM (ls8AU) 50/50. But only because its the Clintons and there's a 50% chance they offered them money and they handed over all the data willingly without a need for the Chi-Coms to hack them. Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2015 08:23 AM (zt+N6) 196 In reality, it's probably the outsized cost of labor shutting them down.* I welcome the repercussions these stupid liberal policies will have on the stupid liberals who love them. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 08:23 AM (oVJmc) 197 an exhaustive search of public records and there has never been ANYONE with the name Haven Montana on any document Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 05, 2015 08:23 AM (eOpVe) 198 "Fast Track" giving Obama dictatorial power BIG mistake. Posted by: burt at June 05, 2015 08:24 AM (ls8AU) 199 198 "Fast Track" giving Obama dictatorial power BIG mistake. Posted by: burt at June 05, 2015 08:24 AM (ls8AU) Giving Obama the power to control a single goddamned lightswitch is a big mistake. Posted by: Cato Augustus, Imperator Mundi at June 05, 2015 08:24 AM (J+mig) 200 "That would be hilarious, and even more hilarious if he ended up taking a bulldozer to it after looting its coffers and sold its grounds to developers." Build a mega-strip club. And on the perimeter. breastaurants. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2015 08:25 AM (VPLuQ) 201 I have intentionally been ignoring the Jenner story. One question I'm mildly curious about: Is he going to go full on trans, and clip the twig and berries? Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 05, 2015 08:25 AM (5buP8) 202 I see yet another leftist icon woe-man is following the well worn path to fame and fortune: porn. Emma, Sydney, Lena... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2015 08:25 AM (95CzI) 203 Off Imperial sock, nobody else still awake is probably in on that joke anyway. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 05, 2015 08:25 AM (J+mig) 204 SC Gov, @nikkihaley signs first anti-BDS law passed in the U.S. Anti-Bush Derangement Syndrome law? Whatever will the left do? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2015 08:25 AM (zF6Iw) 205 Bruce Jenner was promised a million dollars for the magazine spread but when he got the check it was only $780,000 Since dad ran off and is nowhere to be found, does he get WIC and SNAP for the Kardashian kids? Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 08:26 AM (80jKI) 206 179, Yeah, that's hit the swampland on the Potowmack really hard - have heard from several that they got the blanket email, then a few are getting the follow up notification... My first thought was suck it up, buttercups" I'll stick with that. Posted by: anon a mouse at June 05, 2015 08:26 AM (C9pBZ) 207 Build a mega-strip club. And on the perimeter. breastaurants. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2015 08:25 AM (VPLuQ) Open a Serta franchise. Posted by: Insomniac at June 05, 2015 08:26 AM (2Ojst) 208 202 I see yet another leftist icon woe-man is following the well worn path to fame and fortune: porn. Emma, Sydney, Lena... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2015 08:25 AM (95CzI) Leftist woman: "Stop objectifying women! Now give me money for showing my tits!" Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 05, 2015 08:26 AM (J+mig) 209 Last night, I managed to glimpse over at Drudge. I cannot believe how bad (apocalyptic really) all of the headlines were(are). Contrast now with six months ago - the descent is picking up speed. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 05, 2015 08:27 AM (BZAd3) 210 I was going to ask what the Chinese expect to gain by hacking the fed worker files. The two or three porn site links that they don't surreptitiously sponsor? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2015 08:27 AM (95CzI) 211 Has anyone checked Mattress Girl's Mattress for bed bugs? Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2015 08:27 AM (VcOqI) 212 Old Mohammed had a goat Insha- Inshallah! And with that goat he had some secks Insha- Inshallah! With a goat rape here And a goat rape there Here a rape There a rape Everywhere a "rape-rape" Old Mohammed had a goat Insha- Inshallah! Posted by: to the tune of "Old Macdonald" at June 05, 2015 08:27 AM (MYPM9) 213 My mind is going.....I can feel it. I can feel it. Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2015 08:27 AM (VcOqI) 214 There are large brown stains on Mattress Girl's Mattress. Any thoughts as to origin? Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2015 08:29 AM (VcOqI) 215 Really, VIA? That's good info. It would prob be easier, and definitely cheaper, for our guy in MD to go to DEL than for me to buy it here. I will call him before I buy. Posted by: Lincolntf at June 05, 2015 08:29 AM (K+kVl) 216 Leftist woman: "Stop objectifying women! Now give me money for showing my tits!" Posted by: Cato the Rebel ----------- The tits are not calm...., repeat..., the tits are not calm. Posted by: Bob, at NSA at June 05, 2015 08:29 AM (9mTYi) 217 There are large brown stains on Mattress Girl's Mattress. Any thoughts as to origin? Al Roker? Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 08:30 AM (80jKI) 218 201, Depends. How much $ for the video rights? Posted by: anon a mouse at June 05, 2015 08:30 AM (C9pBZ) 219 So Mrs VIA and I took a co-worker of hers home last night. Into the city. On the perimeter of Sandtown. Almost every other block seemed to have an ambulance either at a scene of something, or enroute. Police vehicles were so prevalent that one could at any given time see at least one cruiser within your field of vision. And of course the Protective Detail parked 24/7 in front of Marilyn Mosby's home. Interesting vibe to the whole thing. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2015 08:31 AM (VPLuQ) 220 209 Yes,yes it is. Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2015 08:31 AM (mGBKM) 221 VIA, isn't that the basic premise for Ft Apache, the Bronx??? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 08:32 AM (Kvhy9) 222 194 SC Gov, @nikkihaley signs first anti-BDS law passed in the U.S. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 05, 2015 08:22 AM (iQIUe) So is this Haley dame gonna run for prexy? The more I hear/see, the more I like. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 08:32 AM (St6BJ) 223 @59 Man, that is just too much to figure out. I do know this. Pussy rules. Posted by: Nip Sip at June 05, 2015 06:53 AM Shorter, Moron-approved version: Do not stick your dick in crazy. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2015 08:32 AM (h4vJk) 224 Contrast now with six months ago - the descent is picking up speed. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 05, 2015 08:27 AM (BZAd3) They brag about how we're gaining momentum. That's because we're getting lower and lower in the bowl as we circle the drain. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 05, 2015 08:32 AM (J+mig) 225 Morning horde. Start your Friday with a cup o' joe and some E. Warren in a tank top. http://tinyurl.com/q6y26ba Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 05, 2015 08:33 AM (fWAjv) 226 Contrast now with six months ago - the descent is picking up speed. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb ------------------ I remember a time when my first thought of the day was, "Hmm. Looks like it'll be a nice day. What's for breakfast?" Posted by: Bob, at NSA at June 05, 2015 08:33 AM (9mTYi) 227 "Really, VIA? That's good info" She just pulled the receipt out of her wallet to make sure of the prices. And yup, that's what it was. And that was in Rehoboth Beach. So someplace less touristy may even be less. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2015 08:33 AM (VPLuQ) 228 ISIS murders hundreds of Yedzidis http://tinyurl.com/qz4nnwx 600 - 700 This bullshit, ongoing push to force us (me) to respect Islam - not fucking happening. Repugnant piece of shit religion with a repugnant prophet and a repugnant, abominable deity. Fuck them all Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 05, 2015 08:34 AM (BZAd3) 229 Mornin' 'rons. Happy Doom-y Friday Posted by: Citizen X at June 05, 2015 08:34 AM (7ObY1) 230 Coffee, yes. Link, not going there. Posted by: anon a mouse at June 05, 2015 08:34 AM (C9pBZ) 231 170 Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 05, 2015 08:14 AM (O7MnT) You missed out on the C-135 fleet... back when we had the 135s and the phantoms it was loud enough to shake the windows at Five Points Elementary.... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 05, 2015 08:35 AM (/4AZU) 232 >>Coffee, yes. Link, not going there. Not that E. Warren. Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2015 08:36 AM (g1DWB) 233 "VIA, isn't that the basic premise for Ft Apache, the Bronx???" I was going to go with that as a comparison, but thought it would seem too cliche ridden. But yes..about the same. Along with the blocks of gutted row homes which look like they could have been photos from Detroit which were simply relabeled as Baltimore. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2015 08:36 AM (VPLuQ) 234 214 There are large brown stains on Mattress Girl's Mattress. Any thoughts as to origin? She's "making" her own mulch. For the organic garden. Posted by: Citizen X at June 05, 2015 08:36 AM (7ObY1) 235 They brag about how we're gaining momentum. That's because we're getting lower and lower in the bowl as we circle the drain. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 05, 2015 08:32 AM (J+mig) I'm telling ya. I've lived through some shit, but I haven't ever seen it like this. I simply can't believe the number of people who insist on ignoring and excusing this shit. I sense that this is what it must have been like prior to WWII. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 05, 2015 08:36 AM (BZAd3) 236 211 Has anyone checked Mattress Girl's Mattress for bed bugs? Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2015 08:27 AM (VcOqI) I lost my hazmat suit when the canoe overturned in the lake as I was bringing it back from the dry cleaners Posted by: mixed metaphors on the rocks at June 05, 2015 08:37 AM (95CzI) 237 You might be wondering why I've made myself this vulnerable. Look-I want to change the world, and that begins with you, seeing yourself. If you watch this video without my consent, then I hope you reflect on your reasons for objectifying me and participating in my rape, for, in that case, you were the one who couldn't resist the urge to make Ceci N'est Pas Un Viol about what you wanted to make it about: rape. ----- Sorry toots. I'm not risking getting my hand pregnant over your crazy ass. Now go the hell away. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 05, 2015 08:37 AM (fWAjv) 238 Not that E. Warren. Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2015 08:36 AM (g1DWB) Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 05, 2015 08:37 AM (fWAjv) 239 211 Has anyone checked Mattress Girl's Mattress for bed bugs? Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2015 08:27 AM (VcOqI) Crab lice. And for God's sake, do NOT put that thing under a blacklight. Posted by: Insomniac at June 05, 2015 08:38 AM (2Ojst) 240 Shorter, Moron-approved version: Do not stick your dick in crazy. Does that rule apply to Moron Meet-Ups as well? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2015 08:38 AM (zF6Iw) 241 Thank you for the game of chess, Dave. It was quite entertaining. Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2015 08:38 AM (VcOqI) 242 Good morning and good-bye* Trigger warning--"Good-bye" comes from Scots-mangled English for "God be with you". Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 05, 2015 08:39 AM (MYPM9) 243 And as sure as it's a day ending in "y", the Religion of Peace(TM) and the #blacklivesmatter crowd are trying to bring Baltimore to Boston. http://tinyurl.com/qxvd996 Hey, Imam Faaruuq, get fucked, sideways, with a barbed wire-wrapped pineapple. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2015 08:39 AM (h4vJk) 244 I simply can't believe the number of people who insist on ignoring and excusing this shit. I sense that this is what it must have been like prior to WWII. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 05, 2015 08:36 AM (BZAd3) It's like all sanity is gone from the world, except here and a rare few other places. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 05, 2015 08:39 AM (J+mig) 245 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 05, 2015 08:33 AM (fWAjv)* I clicked on that link fully expecting Fauxcahontas. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2015 08:40 AM (zF6Iw) 246 I threw a cup of hydrogen peroxide on to Mattress Girl's Mattress----the return flame singed the hair on my arms--and eyebrows. Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2015 08:40 AM (VcOqI) 247 In times like these, I like to turn to the sayings of the great philosopher, Butters, of South Park: "Well yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that somethin' could make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt somethin' really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good, so I guess what I'm feelin' is like a, beautiful sadness. I guess that sounds stupid..." Posted by: Citizen X at June 05, 2015 08:40 AM (7ObY1) 248 Trigger warning--"Good-bye" comes from Scots-mangled English for "God be with you". Posted by: Turd Ferguson ----------- Odds bodkins! Posted by: Bob, at NSA at June 05, 2015 08:40 AM (9mTYi) 249 "Does that rule apply to Moron Meet-Ups as well?" Crazy, and "Ette" are mutually exclusive. Speaking of which, who all else are going to the NoVaMoMe? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2015 08:41 AM (VPLuQ) 250 I understand that Mattress Discounters will be offering a special Mattress Girl Model. Just in time for the July 4 sale. Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2015 08:41 AM (VcOqI) 251 http://tinyurl.com/q6y26ba Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 05, 2015 08:33 AM You, sir, are a great American. doffs hat* Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2015 08:41 AM (h4vJk) 252 Look-I want to change the world, and that begins with you, seeing yourself. Okay. I see myself ignoring you. Izzat okay with you, Sugar Britches? Posted by: mixed metaphors on the rocks at June 05, 2015 08:41 AM (95CzI) 253 250 I understand that Mattress Discounters will be offering a special Mattress Girl Model. Just in time for the July 4 sale. Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2015 08:41 AM (VcOqI) Prestained with jizz and anal lube. Posted by: Insomniac at June 05, 2015 08:41 AM (2Ojst) 254 Good morning members of the vast right wing conspiracy. Pray tell, what sexist, racist, homophobic plans you haters got going on today? Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 05, 2015 08:41 AM (/HC6x) 255 Sheds NSA snoop sock Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2015 08:41 AM (9mTYi) 256 #250 Yes, you do get to choose the organic/non-organic stains of your choice. Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2015 08:42 AM (VcOqI) 257 He has been charged with several felonies but I see nowhere in here that he has been charged with a hate crime. http://bit.ly/1cBiReT Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:34 AM (GpgJl) Actually he is. 'Ethnic Intimidation' The only Ohio statute that speaks directly to hate crimes is the 'ethnic intimidation' provision under section 2927.12 of the Ohio Revised Code, which prohibits commission of the misdemeanor crimes of aggravated menacing, menacing, criminal damaging, criminal mischief, and some types of telephone harassment, when done 'by reason of' the race, color, religion or national origin of another person or group of persons. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 05, 2015 08:42 AM (fWAjv) 258 Does that rule apply to Moron Meet-Ups as well? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2015 08:38 AM Only if Mary Cloggenstein plans to be there. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2015 08:42 AM (h4vJk) 259 Chris Rock had a line about reparations making Cadillac the number one car dealer in America. Posted by: no good deed at June 05, 2015 08:04 AM (GgxVX) I feel like everytime reparations come up we should link the dave chapel show. (I lost it all on a hot dice game). So wrong. So funny. Posted by: Lea at June 05, 2015 08:43 AM (lIU4e) 260 Crab lice. And for God's sake, do NOT put that thing under a blacklight. It'd glow like a poster in a head shop. Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 08:43 AM (80jKI) 261 157 Chris Rock had a line about reparations making Cadillac the number one car dealer in America. ___________________________ Ah yes, reparations. Because "fairness" demands that the government take money from people who've never owned slaves, and give it to people who've never been slaves. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 05, 2015 08:44 AM (o8Gus) 262 I just passed "Mattress King". I swear that bitch Mattress Girl was standing on the sidewalk under her Mattress and waving at passing cars. She was holding a "Sale" sign. Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2015 08:44 AM (VcOqI) 263 Not so surprising poster child college rape victims turn out to be mentally unstable, attention whoring sluts. Posted by: Seems Legit at June 05, 2015 08:44 AM (A98Xu) 264 We had people complain about the noise while I was in school, we would make sure every early AM fun run went right by their house. As we were headed out the gate the cadet on duty would tell us where the noise complaints had come from, and we would detour. Posted by: Jean at June 05, 2015 08:44 AM (+wPJl) 265 I clicked on that link fully expecting Fauxcahontas. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2015 08:40 AM (zF6Iw) I did a search yesterday for Elizabeth Warren Bikini* and was sadly disappointed when that gal Estella Warren kept popping it so I figured I'd settle with posting her instead. for a friend Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 05, 2015 08:44 AM (fWAjv) 266 Well my IP hasen't changed is a couple of years even after the power going off many times and even changing my modem. I just figured I was stuck with it so Bob could keep track of me. Then it changed overnight. Is this a sign that freedom is coming back? Posted by: freaked at June 05, 2015 08:44 AM (BO/km) 267 262 I just passed "Mattress King". I swear that bitch Mattress Girl was standing on the sidewalk under her Mattress and waving at passing cars. She was holding a "Sale" sign. Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2015 08:44 AM (VcOqI) Nonsense, she gives that ass up for free. Posted by: Insomniac at June 05, 2015 08:44 AM (2Ojst) 268 who all else are going to the NoVaMoMe?* What is the date for that? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2015 08:45 AM (95CzI) 269 Daisy, daisy ....... Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2015 08:45 AM (VcOqI) 270 19 Quislings who voted against Steve King's defunding SCOAMF's Amnesty. In another Steve King vote to block funds to sanctuary cities 14 bastards voted with all the Dems against this. It did pass. These fucks should be reamed. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 08:45 AM (St6BJ) 271 >>Pray tell, what sexist, racist, homophobic plans you haters got going on today? I plan on demanding that Delta give me an unopened can of Coke or I am going to shut that bitch down! Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2015 08:45 AM (g1DWB) 272 Hey MPPP, do you have any Anita Ekberg stories? I came across her picture, and WOW! But I know nothing about her or her career... Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 05, 2015 08:46 AM (5buP8) 273 Florida high skrewl has 27 valedictorians, that's like 27 participation trophies. http://tinyurl.com/p6tqu73 Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 05, 2015 08:47 AM (O7MnT) 274 It's absolutely amazing how little mention of Yazidi murder by ISIS you see in the news. The MSM leaders have a lot to answer for in the Truth Commissions to come. Posted by: MTF at June 05, 2015 08:47 AM (DkJ4E) 275 I hope Nichelle Nichols comes through okay. The times I saw her interviewed she seemed to be a perfectly lovely person. I wish they had featured her singing in more episodes. Posted by: JTB at June 05, 2015 08:47 AM (FvdPb) 276 What a ludicrous disclaimer by Emma-"I'm putting out this porn rape video, but you need my permission to watch it. Otherwise you're objectifying me." Don't worry, Emma. I wouldn't touch your video with a nine ft pole. You're nuts; Sounds like a possible case of Histrionic Personality Disorder. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2015 08:47 AM (9HoBs) 277 3 Medicaid expansion for the "poor" is going to start costing the States that elected to do this a bundle. Thanks a lot Gov Kasich. Go ahead, run for President, you dickhead. And oh yeah, thanks also for the proposal to raise taxes on the gas & oil Ohio has produced with fracking. Fvckhead. Take credit one day for the improved state economy (it has - due to fracking), then the next day propose taxes on the thing (fracking) primarily responsible for the improved economy, to hide the fact that you don't want to cut state govt spending and risk pissing off all of metro Columbus. I voted for you in the past, cocksucker. No more. Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 05, 2015 08:47 AM (nqiq9) 278 I think for dramatic effect, Mattress girl should douse her Mattress with lighter fluid and set it aflame. Much like Jimi Hendrix at the Monterey Pop Festival when he flamed his guitar. Cool. Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2015 08:47 AM (VcOqI) 279 The MoMe is Friday the 19th. I'll be there. Actually, I have to be there, since I've booked my flight and a room. Whether I'll get up the courage to actually identify myself instead of just sitting incognito is another story. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2015 08:48 AM (zF6Iw) 280 Fascism and Communism - sister ideologies. http://tinyurl.com/nc8xhzg Leftists will never, ever admit to this. Excellent, as always, Daniel Hannan Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 05, 2015 08:48 AM (BZAd3) 281 278 I think for dramatic effect, Mattress girl should douse her Mattress with lighter fluid and set it aflame. Much like Jimi Hendrix at the Monterey Pop Festival when he flamed his guitar. Cool. Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2015 08:47 AM (VcOqI) Preferably with her tied to it. Posted by: Insomniac at June 05, 2015 08:48 AM (2Ojst) 282 Chappelle's classic 'Reparations.' http://tinyurl.com/ond55ae Reporter: 'Tell us how u became the richest man in the world?' Tron: 'I caught the hot hand in a dice game. It was like clickity clack clack!' Reporter: 'Is that your child?' Tron: 'Hell no, I just bought that baby CASH!' Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 05, 2015 08:48 AM (fWAjv) 283 265, I'd be worried about your friend, then Heh Posted by: anon a mouse at June 05, 2015 08:48 AM (C9pBZ) 284 I simply can't allow anyone to jeopardize the mission. Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2015 08:49 AM (VcOqI) 285 I just figured I was stuck with it so Bob could keep track of me. Then it changed overnight. Is this a sign that freedom is coming back? That, or you've been assigned your own NSA tracker. Bob, want to chime in? Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 08:49 AM (80jKI) 286 197 an exhaustive search of public records and there has never been ANYONE with the name Haven Montana on any document Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 05, 2015 08:23 AM (eOpVe) __________________________ That's because he's my imaginary cousin. Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 05, 2015 08:50 AM (o8Gus) 287 Mattress Girl offered her much used Mattress to Salvation Army. They said we don't need salvation that badly. Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2015 08:50 AM (VcOqI) 288 Florida high skrewl has 27 valedictorians, that's like 27 participation trophies. Speaking as someone who was one back in the day when "There could be only one", because GPA, "Poseurs, and not even good poseurs." Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2015 08:50 AM (95CzI) 289 Rick, Bob works four tens, I think you get Tom on Fridays. Posted by: Jean at June 05, 2015 08:50 AM (+wPJl) 290 Sounds like we're a decade or so behind Sweden. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 08:51 AM (oVJmc) 291 "What is the date for that? " The 19th of this month. Tickets must be purchased ahead of time online. Contact that Bannion character in the mysterious manner in which Morons contact each other for details. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2015 08:51 AM (VPLuQ) 292 Florida high skrewl has 27 valedictorians, that's like 27 participation trophies. Gonna be a long night of speeches. Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 08:51 AM (80jKI) 293 The Coke Zero Incident counterpoint...... http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/24902619-post222.html Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 05, 2015 08:51 AM (Zu3d9) 294 68 61 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 06:50 AM (St6BJ) Yes sir, her mom is Japanese-Chinese and dear old dad is a non-practicing Jew. Posted by: Sven S Blade Well, she seems to be practicing. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 05, 2015 08:52 AM (kfcYC) 295 "Where is John Kerry?" Posted by: Gladis Daytime at June 05, 2015 08:53 AM (bhmHI) 296 295 "Where is John Kerry?" Check the bottom of your shoes. Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 05, 2015 08:54 AM (nqiq9) 297 Hey MPPP, do you have any Anita Ekberg stories? None, I'm sorry. But I'll look around my collection and see if I can dig up anything. Meanwhile, here's a publicity pic from the 1955 Jerry Lewis movie Artists and Models: http://goo.gl/0IILvU Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2015 08:54 AM (zF6Iw) 298 ""Where is John Kerry?"" Second stable, stall three. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2015 08:54 AM (VPLuQ) 299 There you are you little freak. Won't let you get away like that again. Go ahead and start posting your cisnormal stuff again. Posted by: Bob at the NSA at June 05, 2015 08:54 AM (BO/km) 300 297 Hey MPPP, do you have any Anita Ekberg stories? None, I'm sorry. But I'll look around my collection and see if I can dig up anything. Meanwhile, here's a publicity pic from the 1955 Jerry Lewis movie Artists and Models: http://goo.gl/0IILvU Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2015 08:54 AM (zF6Iw) "From Russia With Love." ". . . she should've kept her mouth shut." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2015 08:54 AM (St6BJ) 301 300, Now that's triggering... Heh Posted by: anon a mouse at June 05, 2015 08:55 AM (C9pBZ) 302 Gonna be a long night of speeches.>>> More like a long night of stoner movie quotes. Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 05, 2015 08:56 AM (81UWZ) 303 First comment under the Florida 27 Valedictorian story was, "Isn't it awesome that all of these wonderful snowflakes were recognized?" Sure, give them recognition, but let's be honest. If Hollywood gave out 27 Oscars for Best Picture, it would diminish the achievement of every picture that won. If the Olympics gave out 27 Gold medals for every event, it would diminish the achievement of every athlete. Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 05, 2015 08:56 AM (O7MnT) 304 Dammit. wifi was on on the phone. Anyway I know you're out there Bob protecting us from the world so thanks. Posted by: freaked at June 05, 2015 08:56 AM (BO/km) 305 Has anyone seen anything new on the story about the defense contractor killed in Saudi? Seems to have been swept under the rug. Posted by: Jean at June 05, 2015 08:58 AM (+wPJl) 306 Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 05, 2015 08:56 AM (O7MnT) When everyone's special, no one is special -- Dash, The Incredibles Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2015 08:58 AM (95CzI) 307 Yes sir, her mom is Japanese-Chinese and dear old dad is a non-practicing Jew. All she needs is a punchline and she could sell her life story to Jackie Mason. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 08:58 AM (oVJmc) 308 Contact that Bannion character in the mysterious manner in which Morons contact each other for details. Smoke signals. Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 08:58 AM (80jKI) 309 Ace had mentioned the other day, re: Bruce Jenner, that a big problem is our being -forced- by the media, et al., to parrot back things that we simply know aren't true. I agree with this 110% and discuss the matter briefly here: http://madanalyst.blogspot.com/2015/06/empiricism-and-transgendered-identity.html Posted by: The Mad Analyst at June 05, 2015 08:59 AM (PyMtc) 310 When everyone's special, no one is special -- Dash, The Incredibles Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2015 08:58 AM (95CzI) When everyone is somebody / Then no one's anybody! - - Gilbert and Sullivan, The Gondoliers Back to Ekberg: for some reason, I thought she and Sammy Davis, Jr. were an item and he was threatened with having his remaining eye put out by the Mob if he continued seeing her, but now I remember that it was Kim Novak. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2015 09:00 AM (zF6Iw) 311 If Hollywood gave out 27 Oscars for Best Picture, it would diminish the achievement of every picture that won. I get your point and agree, but I feel your analogy is weak because in this century, Best Picture isn't about the best picture, it's about rewarding directors/producers for pimping leftist narratives. Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 05, 2015 09:01 AM (ZKzrr) 312 There you are you little freak. Won't let you get away like that again. Go ahead and start posting your cisnormal stuff again. Posted by: Bob at the NSA You'll have to be more specific here at the HQ. Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 09:01 AM (80jKI) 313 The Kardashian / Jenner clan is this country's version of the seven plagues of Egypt in a single package Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2015 09:01 AM (95CzI) 314 Girl! Girl! Dude look like a.... ...well, still a dude who's had their face all cut up to try and eliminate male secondary sex characteristics but, ma-a-a-an, you can still see his adam's apple and five o'clock shadow, and not only that but guy's been injecting drugs and not the good kind and they've kinda given him lumpy-ass, flabby moobs but, come on, I mean, come on you'd have to be legally blind to think that dude looked like a lady. Yeah!!!! Posted by: The New Realistic Aerosmith at June 05, 2015 09:01 AM (KUa85) 315 "15-signs-youre-turning-into-your-mother" http://tinyurl.com/ojpklxh You change your name to Caitlyn? Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 05, 2015 09:02 AM (nqiq9) 316 the seven plagues of Egypt I thought there were ten. (Eleven if you count jello salad, but most translations leave that one out.) Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 05, 2015 09:02 AM (ZKzrr) 317 I warn you, this cannot be unseen. https://twitter.com/prestonsteve933/status/606785464411004928 Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2015 09:02 AM (g1DWB) 318 Interesting conversion for the dumping. Sammy D -"Baby, you know I dig you but I have to stop seeing you or I'll stop seeing you. Ya dig?" Posted by: typo dynamofo at June 05, 2015 09:03 AM (i7JE3) 319 I get your point and agree, but I feel your analogy is weak because in this century, Best Picture isn't about the best picture, it's about rewarding directors/producers for pimping leftist narratives. Still holds. Just diminishes every pimp. Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 09:03 AM (80jKI) 320 pray for our law enforcement.....strange shit is spreading everywhere Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 05, 2015 09:03 AM (0O7c5) 321 Here are 34DD reasons to move to Scotland: http://goo.gl/GaZb1s Posted by: physics geek at June 05, 2015 09:04 AM (MT22W) 322 Still holds. Just diminishes every pimp. Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 09:03 AM (80jKI) Ain't nobody gonna diminish THIS pimp, beyotch! Posted by: Upgraydd at June 05, 2015 09:04 AM (2Ojst) 323 Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 05, 2015 09:02 AM (ZKzrr) Sure, go all countist on me and hurt my feelings... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2015 09:04 AM (95CzI) 324 Wherever you go, there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai Posted by: Citizen X at June 05, 2015 09:05 AM (7ObY1) 325 "I warn you, this cannot be unseen. " On the plus side, Crispy gets a chance to see his own junk, for the first time in years. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2015 09:05 AM (VPLuQ) 326 Speaking of the NSA, I'd like to say good morning to all the Michigan State grad students who are soaking up all that sweet, sweet grant money to monitor us. Posted by: AltonJackson at June 05, 2015 09:05 AM (KCxzN) 327 Good morning, pixel people. Fresh hell and all that. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 05, 2015 09:05 AM (0HooB) 328 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 05, 2015 09:06 AM (kff5f) 329 Burn it down. Scatter the stones. Salt the earth where it stood. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 05, 2015 09:06 AM (kff5f) 330 So does this mean Carl Sagin is a reverse racist? Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 05, 2015 09:07 AM (fYyCT) 331 Old Mohammed had a goat Insha- Inshallah! And with that goat he had some secks Insha- Inshallah! With a goat rape here And a goat rape there Here a rape There a rape Everywhere a "rape-rape" Old Mohammed had a goat Insha- Inshallah! _____ LOL (slightly ashamed of myself for being rude, but still laughed. Thanx.) Posted by: mustbequantum at June 05, 2015 09:07 AM (MIKMs) 332 Posted by: physics geek at June 05, 2015 09:04 AM (MT22W) Caitlyn's buying airline tickets to Edinburgh even as we post... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2015 09:07 AM (95CzI) 333 Someone save me from this project. Remember all those posts by one of the Morons on how he knew that the Obamacare website rollout was going to be a failed project? Yeah, we could almost go bullet-point by bullet-point and have parallels on this one. But what do I know? I'm just the guy they decided should oversee the back-end development effort and help plan the rest of the project. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 05, 2015 09:08 AM (kff5f) 334 What The Hell And What The Flying Fuck, My Peeps! Posted by: Soothsayer at June 05, 2015 09:08 AM (hctQf) 335 Sure, go all countist on me and hurt my feelings... Sorry. Would you like a donut? Last year no one brought in any; this year there were already six dozen when I came in with mine. grump Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 05, 2015 09:08 AM (ZKzrr) 336 321 Here are 34DD reasons to move to Scotland: http://goo.gl/GaZb1s Karen Gillan, although not particularly buxom, ain't hard on the eyes either. They also left Catherine Zeta Jones out of the Welsh contingent. CZJ.........bunk. Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 05, 2015 09:08 AM (nqiq9) 337 That pic of Jennerfer on the front of Vanity Fair is truthful in its title. How vain can one get? Don't answer that. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 05, 2015 09:08 AM (0HooB) 338 Speaking of the NSA, I'd like to say good morning to all the Michigan State grad students who are soaking up all that sweet, sweet grant money to monitor us. Posted by: AltonJackson -------------------- Wait...., was that sarcasm? Posted by: The DoJ Sarcasm Detector at June 05, 2015 09:08 AM (9mTYi) 339 I trust youve all heard the clips of the imam and the aunt reciting verbatim from the Left's Fuck Da Police script.. Posted by: Soothsayer at June 05, 2015 09:09 AM (hctQf) 340 Wait...., was that sarcasm? for calibration purposes only I'm a "giver" like that Posted by: AltonJackson at June 05, 2015 09:10 AM (KCxzN) 341 The only way to contain the Kartrashian/Jenner plague is to boo them every time they are seen in pubic. It started happening and I hope it continues. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 05, 2015 09:10 AM (iQIUe) 342 Dump is up. Posted by: Insomniac at June 05, 2015 09:10 AM (2Ojst) 343 More racial harmony in TFG's America http://tinyurl.com/o4gv3zu Black thug stabs random 16 year old girl in Target. On video. I am surprised, and pleased, that the witnesses got involved and didn't stand around taking smart phone video of it. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 05, 2015 09:10 AM (fWAjv) 344 If you havent heard it, the imam recites a line from The Wizard Of Oz.. Posted by: Soothsayer at June 05, 2015 09:10 AM (hctQf) 345 Here are 34DD reasons to move to Scotland: There's that click-bait thing Ace was talking about yesterday. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 09:10 AM (oVJmc) 346 Would you like a donut? Last year no one brought in any; this year there were already six dozen when I came in with mine. grump Sounds like someone remembered that today is National Donut Day. Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2015 09:10 AM (80jKI) 347 Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 05, 2015 09:08 AM (0HooB) You're so vain, you probably think this comment is about you. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 05, 2015 09:11 AM (kff5f) 348 321 Here are 34DD reasons to move to Scotland: http://goo.gl/GaZb1s Posted by: physics geek at June 05, 2015 09:04 AM (MT22W) =========================== You knew there had to be one study American taxpayers didn't finance. Posted by: MTF at June 05, 2015 09:11 AM (DkJ4E) 349 Is it true that Muldoon was swallowed by a sinkhole? Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 05, 2015 09:11 AM (iQIUe) 350 Nice launch at 1:28 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 05, 2015 09:11 AM (fWAjv) 351 LOL (slightly ashamed of myself for being rude, but still laughed. Thanx.) Posted by: mustbequantum at June 05, 2015 09:07 AM Could be worse. My priest's/friend's wife is a Christian Pali. Every time I play with their adorable toddler, I will now have this song running through my head. shakes fist Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2015 09:12 AM (h4vJk) 352 Sounds like someone remembered that today is National Donut Day. It's a High Holy Day in Radishism. Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 05, 2015 09:14 AM (ZKzrr) 353 Dump up, little corgis. Shoo! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2015 09:14 AM (h4vJk) 354 I make no conjecture4 about the state of Bruce Jenner's. That between he and God. However, the name "Vanity Fair" comes from John Bunyam's Classic, "The Pilgrims Progress" which de4scibes Vanity Fir in this way Therefore at this fair are all such merchandise sold: as houses, lands, trades, places, honours, preferments, titles, countries, kingdoms; lusts, pleasures, and delights of all sorts-as whores, bawds, wives, husbands, children, masters, servants, lives, blood, bodies, souls, silver, gold, pearls, precious stones, and what not. And moreover, at this fair there is at all times to be deceivers, cheats, games, plays, fools, apes, knaves, and rogues and that of every kind. Here are to be seen, too-and that for nothing-thefts, murders, adulteries, false-swearers, and that of a blood red colour.... Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2015 09:14 AM (9HoBs) 355 test Posted by: Bigby's Pricking Thumbs at June 05, 2015 09:15 AM (3ZtZW) 356 Just noticed in the film 'Iron Man,' a cover of Forbes magazine with the text "The New Kid, Tony Stark takes reigns at 21" How illiterate is Hollywood to let something that dumb get all the way into the finished film? Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 09:15 AM (oVJmc) 357 Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 09:15 AM (oVJmc) 358 Whew. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 09:15 AM (oVJmc) 359 317 I warn you, this cannot be unseen. https://twitter.com/prestonsteve933/status/606785464411004928 Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2015 09:02 AM (g1DWB) Good Lord, he's got a FUPA. Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 05, 2015 09:15 AM (RD7QR) 360 Meant-I make no conjecture about the state of Bruce Jenner's soul. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2015 09:17 AM (9HoBs) 361 NOAA is once again caught "adjusting" temps to forward the AGW scam. - Old and busted: Theories are derived from data. New hotness: Data are derived from theories. Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 05, 2015 09:18 AM (LImiJ) 362 273 Florida high skrewl has 27 valedictorians, that's like 27 participation trophies. http://tinyurl.com/p6tqu73 Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 05, 2015 08:47 AM (O7MnT) Valedictorians should be like immortals, there can be only one. Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at June 05, 2015 09:18 AM (gQmg/) 363 He's close, man........real close. Posted by: Roach at June 05, 2015 09:21 AM (VcOqI) 364 "Our electrical grid controls were not attached in any way to the internet. I suspect that nobody elses' were either. This electrical grid crap was a load of shit floated by the Obamanites to justify more federal control over a State function. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 06:41 AM (GpgJl)" Sadly, that is not true. A lot of control systems were at one time connected to a terminal port with a dial back modem which provided security and allowed an on call engineer to respond to a problem at a plant or control room by connecting in from home instead of trying to talk through a problem with an operator or drive in to the facility. Sadly, far too many places replaced these modem based systems with internet connections without any consideration of security. It was a bad idea and continues to be a bad idea. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 05, 2015 09:32 AM (QHgTq) 365 I just want to thank all of the commenters on here! Every day you guys make my days brighter. If ever there is a MoMe in the Detroit area I would be honored to make your acquaintances. Hopefully if we ever do have a MoMe in my area it won't be for awhile. I am halfway through my chemo so I won't have hair for awhile. I do,however, have a really nice wig! Posted by: Chilling the most at June 05, 2015 10:09 AM (zW5rQ) 366 364 Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 05, 2015 09:32 AM (QHgTq) We had special communications lines strung with the high voltage lines that did that. There were no connections to the internet. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 11:00 AM (GpgJl) 367 Chilling, thoughts and prayers!!! Posted by: Spun and Murky at June 05, 2015 11:15 AM (4DCSq) (Jump to top of page) Name: * Email: * URL: Comments: Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0734 seconds. 14 queries taking 0.0215 seconds, 375 records returned. 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