Overnight Open Thread (6-4-2015)

Caitlyn Jenner: 'I'm the New Normal'

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The truth is I don't really have much interest in Bruce Jenner or his whole sex change saga. But alas I'm being made to care. Because the Left has sensed a moment of opportunity in the Jenner affair and are trying to use it to snatch whole swaths of cultural norm territory, change our daily language, lecture the Squares about their squareness, shift the Overton Window of acceptable commentary and thought in their direction, and generally force us to accept statements that are simply untrue . And that's making me cranky.

Reality check: This is not the new normal. It's not even normal. In fact it's pretty weird and outré. And it's a rare thing - even by activist's inflated/fake numbers only about 1000 people a year in the US have sexual reassignment surgery (SRS) and maybe 4-5 times as many have it outside the US. So we're talking a very tiny number of people here. Now it's fine if Bruce has decided he really wants to do this but do not try to convince the rest of us that this is a totally normal, common occurrence. It's not.

And yes I'm referring to him as 'Bruce Jenner'. Why? Because he hasn't undergone the surgery (everything he's done thus far is completely reversible) nor has he legally changed his name or sex. That's my policy. And also because it's never wrong to refer to someone by the name and sex on their drivers license/passport. Now if I were to have lunch with Bruce these days, I would give him the courtesy of referring to him as 'Caitlyn'. But it's just that - a courtesy. He's still legally Bruce Jenner and there's nothing wrong with referring to him that way.

But the progressive left has promulgated all these new rules about how we must speak (and even think about) Bruce 'Caitlyn' Jenner even to the point of setting up Twitter bots that correct you in real-time. Because they love telling other people how to behave. But even more than that because they love changing the rules about how you should behave. This keeps everyone else on the defensive and makes it so easy to find people guilty of newly created thought and speech-crimes. And the left surely loves that sweet, sweet feeling of moral superiority they get when shaming others for their social crimes.

Oh and according to Wikipedia it was Caitlyn Jenner who set a world record for women in the 400m albeit under a different name.

The current women's world record is held by Marita Koch, with a time of 47.60 seconds. However Caitlyn Jenner is the fastest woman's performer of all time, running a time of 47.51 in 1976 while competing under the name Bruce Jenner.

Reality Check: No 'Caitlyn Jenner' is not the fastest women's performer of all time. It was Bruce Jenner, a man competing as a man among other men, who set that record. The fact that he views himself as a women now does not alter the past. A sex change is not a time machine.

And then you have this: U.S. Golf Association: Caitlyn Jenner Has No Golf Handicap

Despite the fact that Bruce Jenner is a very good golfer and has a current handicap of 5.3. And has not in fact changed his sex physically or legally.

Reality Check: Changing your sex does not make you into a different person. You are still the person you were before only with a new name and sex. All the abilities, assets, liabilities, and weaknesses prior to the surgery are still retained. This is not a life do-over. (and yes I half expect Jenner's lawyers to eventually claim that the women he killed in the car accident was in fact killed by a different person so 'Caitlyn' has no liability).

Also: Why Johns Hopkins No Longer Performs Sex Change Operations Due to Ethical Concerns

Also: Tom Cruise's Son Shamed, Driven Off Twitter For Suggesting That Caitlyn Jenner Was Not the Most Deserving Recipient of the ESPY Arthur Ashe Award for Courage

Who Likes Hillary?

Well not men, or white people, or anyone making over $50,000 a year. But the kids like her - mostly I suspect because they don't really know her beyond her granny Hil image.

First, men don't like her. Among men, Clinton's unfavorable rating is 58 percent, while her favorable rating is just 38 percent - a 20-point negative gap. Among women, Clinton is on the favorable side, with 54 percent having a favorable opinion of her, and 42 percent having an unfavorable view - a 12-point positive gap.

White people don't like her. Among whites, 59 percent have an unfavorable impression of Clinton, while 38 percent have a favorable one - a 21-point negative gap. Nonwhites, on the other hand, like Clinton a lot: 65 percent have a favorable impression of her, while 31 percent have an unfavorable impression - a 34-point positive gap.

Young people like her. In what might seem to be a counterintuitive result, the only age group with a favorable impression of Clinton is Americans 18 to 34. Among that group, 55 percent have a favorable impression of Clinton, while 38 percent have an unfavorable opinion - a 17-point positive gap.

Depressing: Marie Harf Spends Five Minutes Defending Iran's Enrichment of Uranium

Israel bad, Iran good. That tells you pretty much all you need to know about this administration.

"Cui Bono?" From Keeping the Pill a Prescription Drug?

The U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Department Just Really Isn't Into Enforcing Customs and Immigration Anymore

Most of the criminals released on their recognizance by ICE last year were released by ICE's own choice - there was no court order requiring it. And shockingly since they're were criminals - a group not known for scrupulous following rules - nearly all of them broke the terms of their release.

American Imperialism FTW

Consider the action America has taken against FIFA, the body that governs international soccer and puts on the World Cup every four years. Literally everyone in the world agrees that FIFA is a corrupt horror show. It's a walking joke, one step below the IOC in terms of respectability. And, like any terrorist entity, it used fear as a weapon: "Attempt to punish us," the implicit threat went, "and your futbol hopes and dreams would be dashed." Given the cravenness of our decadent friends overseas, it's no surprise that fear has worked to keep them in line for years now.

Fortunately, America DGAF. And it hasn't been GAF since 1776. We G so few Fs that we literally went after our own portion of FIFA, searching for corruption amongst CONCACAF officials. Now, sure, some people will be upset. Bad people. The oligarchs in Russia will petulantly stamp their feet and denounce American politicians for making the world a better place. The sheikhs in Qatar-who are literally building a shining city in the sand on top of a mountain of enslaved corpses to host the 2022 World Cup-will cry about losing face when their corruptly purchased event is stripped from them. Would-be elites who hail from former international powers with broken spirits will wring their hands and worry about a projection of international power they could never dream of mustering

George Will Gives the Speech Every 2015 College Grad Needs to Hear

Anxious Snowflakes Strain College Mental Health Centers

Gentrification of the Self and Reevaluating Movie Heroes

But today, in the 2010s, Top Gun is a treat. It's as clean and shiny as a new dime. The cliches that later action films overloaded with world-building and backstory here present themselves unadorned, in all their purity. Cruise is just so charming, brimming with so much energy, it doesn't matter that he doesn't really know how to act yet. A bunch of Navy aviators singing Righteous Brothers in the bar looks like fun. Now that pilots, airmen, and aviators can serve in the US military openly without anyone asking who they sleep with, it's super that Iceman and Slider might be gay. And guess what?

Maverick is kind of a jerk. Iceman is totally right about him. In fact, Iceman is right about almost everything. We didn't notice this in the 1980s because everything about how the film is constructed tells us to sympathize with Maverick and hate Iceman's guts.

And then you have Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate who was the real villain.

MSDMRDO FE018

Welcome to Detroit!

People Confess to the Fattest Thing They've Ever Done

Okay I have the perfect story for this. I told my wife I was going to the gym, but somehow I ended up going to Mcdonald's instead. I ate my cheeseburgers in a parking lot, and waited a little while until it seemed long enough for a workout. When I got home, I poured water on my head and shirt to look like I had been sweating. That is the absolute saddest and fattest thing I have ever done.
Cue me at 2am, drunk in my back yard, finishing the last beer, really thinking. "As a person, I am fucked!"

I guess the morning after was also my epiphanic moment. I was 23 years old, it was 8am, I'd gotten no sleep, I was hurling up something chronic in the bathroom and some of it still resembled bits of pizza.

This was when I decided that there was something majorly wrong with my life and I had to do something about it. I'd had some thoughts about that before, but the fattest thing I've ever done is certainly that. 8 pizzas, however many beers, 40 cigarettes. and fireworks.

Texas Man Hit With Reburial Fee After Floods Unearth Wife's Coffin

Cops: Pennsylvania Man Ran Fake DUI Checkpoint While Drunk

Yahoo group. That is all.

Come on be a smartie and join the yahoo group party! For the children. Why do you hate children?

And my lo-fi Twitter spew.

Tonight's post brought to you by the wheel of feels:

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 11:23 PM




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1 FIRST!

Posted by: RGallegos at June 04, 2015 11:24 PM (49Jfq)

2 Um:

http://dailycaller.com/2015/06/04/columbias-mattress-girl-has-made-an-artistic-sex-tape/

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2015 11:27 PM (PA7DS)

3 nice

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 11:27 PM (0O7c5)

4 Dammit, I'm tired of seeing that freak...

Other than that, nice ONT, Maet.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:27 PM (kmtse)

5 .... a Jenner with a Faux-gina...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:28 PM (Kvhy9)

6 2
Um:



http://dailycaller.com/2015/06/04/columbias-mattress-girl-has-made-an-artistic-sex-tape/

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2015 11:27 PM (PA7DS)

with her mattress?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 11:28 PM (0O7c5)

7 The real ONT is up.
Posted by: Maetenloch

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Oh thank God.

Posted by: Daybrother at June 04, 2015 11:28 PM (DmYdD)

8 Real ONT Woot woot & woot

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 04, 2015 11:29 PM (HHawz)

9 I just wish someone would have directed Bo Jackson to the Decathlon. Jenner would have been forgotten quickly which would have pushed him to be Caitlyn earlier which would have disrupted the Kardasian clan rise to fame.

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 04, 2015 11:29 PM (XX9+E)

10 Dude don't really look like a lady...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 04, 2015 11:29 PM (AC0lD)

11 The current women's world record is held by Marita Koch, with a time of
47.60 seconds. However Caitlyn Jenner is the fastest woman's performer
of all time, running a time of 47.51 in 1976 while competing under the
name Bruce Jenner.
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"Caitlyn" Jenner would have been disqualified from the Olympics for having too high of testosterone levels for a woman.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 04, 2015 11:30 PM (z+4T3)

12 Hello, Real ONT. Fcuk, I've been drinking.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 11:30 PM (gzt0l)

13 The Order of the Sleepless Nights will now assume the throne.

Posted by: DC in River City at June 04, 2015 11:30 PM (DguWY)

14 i'm going to the library tomorrow to get the book

Posted by: north and judd at June 04, 2015 11:30 PM (J101r)

15 5.3 handicap? I would say he has a bigger handicap than his golf game. Or is he a Shem?,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 04, 2015 11:31 PM (HHawz)

16 Verdict First Trial Later

"Equality" commissions have quickly followed the tracks of their Canadian cousins and become kangaroo courts that serve as judge, jury, and executioner in their quest to stomp out thought-crime against those who do not praise homosexuality or same-sex marriage.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9203

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 04, 2015 11:32 PM (7YlUk)

17 Happy fun ball wants emotional reassignment surgery to wimpy boring ball.

Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2015 11:32 PM (zt+N6)

18 Big news on Twitter, fellow babies:

JEB BUSH IS RUNNING FOR POTUS!

I'm so excited!

Posted by: Y-not at June 04, 2015 11:32 PM (RWGcK)

19 I want you all to call me "Loretta".

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 04, 2015 11:32 PM (Wo9OY)

20 Well, this Administration is shit. So.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 11:33 PM (gzt0l)

21 The current women's world record is held by Marita Koch, with a time of
47.60 seconds. However Caitlyn Jenner is the fastest woman's performer
of all time, running a time of 47.51 in 1976 while competing under the
name Bruce Jenner.

*****

I am going to get elected president as a dude and them have a sex change and become the first ever woman president. Sorry Hillary....


....Glass ceiling...... shattered

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 04, 2015 11:33 PM (z+4T3)

22 "JEB BUSH IS RUNNING FOR POTUS!
"



Screw. Him.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 11:34 PM (gzt0l)

23 "Is this not a rape?" French rhetorical question.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2015 11:34 PM (kivUY)

24 18 Big news on Twitter, fellow babies:

JEB BUSH IS RUNNING FOR POTUS!

I'm so excited!
Posted by: Y-not at June 04, 2015 11:32 PM (RWGcK)

Excuse me while I piss from the excitement

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 04, 2015 11:34 PM (HHawz)

25 ThunderB in the Emergency ONT says the camera date stamp on the Emma video is 2012.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:34 PM (Kvhy9)

26 Hi MisHum : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:35 PM (kmtse)

27
Changing your sex does not make you into a completely new person. You are still the person you were before only with a new name and sex. All the abilities, assets, liabilities, and weaknesses prior to the surgery are still retained. This is not a life do-over.



Ok, how about we do it like an alignment change in D and D? You can do it, but you lose a level and drop all your treasure or something.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 04, 2015 11:35 PM (kdS6q)

28 I'd rather watch the porns the former miss USA contestants did. Or hell that skank that was on mtvs 16 and pregnant or whatever it was than see the liar do her Artistic sex tape.


Does it have anal?

Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2015 11:35 PM (zt+N6)

29 George Will Gives the Speech Every 2015 College Grad Needs to Hear

Blue denim... BAD!!! Brown corduroy... GOOD!!!

Posted by: George Will at June 04, 2015 11:35 PM (l3LvV)

30 Nothing new about Jenner. There have been eunuchs since ancient times. They just generally weren't fucked in the head enough to ask for the state deliberately.

Posted by: maddogg at June 04, 2015 11:36 PM (rgIC0)

31 Hiya SMFH
Just how the heck are you tonight?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 04, 2015 11:36 PM (HHawz)

32
And reposting because this received an undeserved willowing:

World War II: Loss of Life Visualized (2015)

An animated data-driven documentary about war and peace, The Fallen of World War II looks at the human cost of the second World War and sizes up the numbers to other wars in history, including trends in recent conflicts.

https://youtu.be/pcVzfOmt4Tg

Very well done Big Data visualization.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 04, 2015 11:36 PM (kdS6q)

33 10 Dude don't really look like a lady...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel
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Shit. He looks exactly like half the chicks on the Real Housewives shows on Bravo.
Hell, he's hotter than a couple of them.

*no, I don't watch that crap. But the commercials are on every cable channel

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 04, 2015 11:37 PM (WN6kz)

34 Pierce Brosnan wasn't supposed to be the bad guy, was he? I always thought it was the Sally Field character who was the bad guy.

/relurk

Posted by: AngelEm, delurking at June 04, 2015 11:37 PM (LEtDB)

35 Can we replace the Jenner pic with the link to the sex tape story?

Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2015 11:37 PM (zt+N6)

36 I'm doing fine, how about yourself?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:37 PM (kmtse)

37 Just watched Perry's speech.

Stay that way and I'm in.

Who were the two lunkheads behind him?

Do they even know the meaning of 'courage' like dickless Brucy does?


Evening horde.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2015 11:38 PM (XAFOu)

38 Posted by: George Will at June 04, 2015 11:35 PM (l3LvV

Football badder, baseball gooder

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 04, 2015 11:38 PM (HHawz)

39 36 Can we replace the Jenner pic with the link to the sex tape story?
Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2015 11:37 PM (zt+N6)


Nope.

Posted by: Maetenloch at June 04, 2015 11:38 PM (pAlYe)

40 The guy who made the porn thing with Crazypants McMattress, um, will he be accused next?

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2015 11:38 PM (MQEz6)

41 The Mrs. Doubtfire thing reminds me: Pierce Brosnan's character in that movie was named Stu. Stu! Least appropriate name for a Pierce Brosnan character, ever.

Posted by: Jenny Is Bothered By Details at June 04, 2015 11:38 PM (kjAiD)

42 I could totally use that wheel of feels for NPC reactions when running a DD campaign.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 04, 2015 11:38 PM (Wo9OY)

43
40 36 Can we replace the Jenner pic with the link to the sex tape story?
Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2015 11:37 PM (zt+N6)

Nope.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 04, 2015 11:38 PM (pAlYe)

How about a box of Wheaties?

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2015 11:39 PM (MQEz6)

44 Which is the real ONT?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 04, 2015 11:39 PM (Jm0fb)

45 Happy fun ball gets "bouncy" looking at Bruce Jenner pics.

Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2015 11:39 PM (zt+N6)

46 37 I'm doing fine, how about yourself?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015

Back to civilization. Good to be home.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 04, 2015 11:39 PM (HHawz)

47 Can we replace the Jenner pic with the link to the sex tape story?
Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2015 11:37 PM (zt+N6)

Nope.

Posted by: Maetenloch at June 04, 2015 11:38 PM (pAlYe)




How about a picture of a big 70s bush? That's the only thing remarkable about the mattress gurl vid.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 04, 2015 11:39 PM (nL0sw)

48 I'M A WAGON!

Posted by: My Grandmother With Wheels at June 04, 2015 11:39 PM (oVJmc)

49 Happy ONT my good fappers. So much content, so little energy. I'll tackle it tomorrow morning.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 04, 2015 11:39 PM (jR7Wy)

50 Can we just embargo Jenner and anyone associated? Please?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at June 04, 2015 11:39 PM (m9V0o)

51
George Will Gives the Speech Every 2015 College Grad Needs to Hear





"The Seersucker Bow Tie: Living Life on the Edge"

www.justmadras.com/images/redseersuckerbowtie650.jpg


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 04, 2015 11:39 PM (kdS6q)

52 The Lutrell Brothers, Marcus and Morgan.

Lone Survivor was written by Marcus.

Good book, btw.

http://navyseals.com/ns-overview/notable-seals/marcus-luttrell/

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:39 PM (kmtse)

53 Caitlyn Jenner might also hold the women's record for most times getting blown.

Posted by: Michael at June 04, 2015 11:40 PM (KClXw)

54 ThunderB in the Emergency ONT says the camera date stamp on the Emma video is 2012.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)

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Holy shit!

I knew that EONT would get out of control. It would get out of control and we'd be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Daybrother at June 04, 2015 11:40 PM (DmYdD)

55 Who were the two lunkheads behind him?
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Please tell me that was a joke, RWC...

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 04, 2015 11:40 PM (WN6kz)

56 Sweet dreams All Hail Eris. Of Lutrell as Dar.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:40 PM (Kvhy9)

57 They are not really forthright about it but Jenner still has his Johnson.

I thought the suggestion that if he does heave it removed that it be attached to his forehead just in case he changes his mind was excellent.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 04, 2015 11:41 PM (iQIUe)

58 Caitlyn Jenner might also hold the women's record for most times getting blown.
Posted by: Michael

Don't count on it.

Posted by: Hillary Rodham-Rodham at June 04, 2015 11:41 PM (tgnRB)

59 56 Who were the two lunkheads behind him?
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Please tell me that was a joke, RWC...
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 04, 2015 11:40 PM (WN6kz)



If you read the rest of his comment it should be obvious.

Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2015 11:41 PM (zt+N6)

60 Caitlyn to join newly constituted East German olympic team.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 04, 2015 11:41 PM (W5DcG)

61
Season 3 of Hannibal tonight. As much as I like the actors, I'm sick of the subject.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 04, 2015 11:41 PM (iQIUe)

62 Caitlyn is also the father of several children who think he's a real prick.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 11:41 PM (oVJmc)

63 35 Pierce Brosnan wasn't supposed to be the bad guy, was he? I always thought it was the Sally Field character who was the bad guy.

/relurk

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I hope not. Sally Field's character was pretty justified in wanting to divorce a guy who would not hold a job or take responsibility for their children (the movie starts out with Robin Williams getting fired and then throwing his "grounded" son a petting zoo party that wrecks the house).

Posted by: Jenny Is Bothered By Details at June 04, 2015 11:42 PM (kjAiD)

64 Smack my ass and call me Sally.

Which is a real hot sauce that you have to sign a waiver to purchase.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 04, 2015 11:42 PM (0HooB)

65
Posted by: Hillary Rodham-Rodham at June 04, 2015 11:41 PM (

Ha ha
Posted by: Huma Wiener

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 04, 2015 11:42 PM (HHawz)

66 The legend of the Mattress Witch is born.

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2015 11:43 PM (MQEz6)

67 Please tell me that was a joke, RWC...

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 04, 2015 11:40 PM (WN6kz

Absolutely. Riffing on the morning threads when Think Progress and the rest showed their ass.

As well as some commenters.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2015 11:43 PM (XAFOu)

68 Yeah, Bruce. there is a picture going around of him at the Olympics with his arm wide, chin up to the sky in victory pose. Muscles rippling and that great 70's hair and sideburns.
That is Bruce Fucking Jenner!

This thing? What's left of him has succumbed to inner demons.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 04, 2015 11:43 PM (XmOA9)

69 Do we have to see that picture again? Can't it be blurred out or something?

Posted by: rickl at June 04, 2015 11:43 PM (sdi6R)

70 Has anybody photoshopped Jenner's new look onto a box of Fruit Loops? If he got a new gig hawking cereal, that'd be the most appropriate one.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 04, 2015 11:43 PM (Wo9OY)

71 I self identify as a billionaire. When do all you bigots give me my money?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 04, 2015 11:43 PM (Jm0fb)

72 The Mattress Witch, was that Hellraiser 2???

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:43 PM (Kvhy9)

73 It took me sixty-four comments to read the content.

Posted by: Gem at June 04, 2015 11:43 PM (c+gwp)

74 So, does 'traumatized by rape' match up with 'hey, let's re-enact it?'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 11:43 PM (oVJmc)

75 I'm still drinking aggressively but someone remind me to tell the story about how I got attacked by a squirell. Them fuckers is mean.

Posted by: DC in River City at June 04, 2015 11:44 PM (DguWY)

76 I'm tired of the whole "everything you know is wrong" schtick from the Left. A man can't become a woman anymore than a fish can become a bird. It's genetic. Like they claim gayness is, and isn't that a piece of hypocrisy and a half? You can't dare to even think about changing the gay because they're "born that way", but men and women are born that way, but that doesn't matter because feelings are everything.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 04, 2015 11:44 PM (HalrA)

77 Hey all you cis-heteronormative pigs, check out my amateur porno!

But if you try to fap to it, you're raping me. For reals. I even have a trigger warning prefacing my porno:

"Trigger Warning: The following text contains allusions to rape. Everything that takes place in the following video is consensual but may resemble rape. It is not a reenactment but may seem like one. If at any point you are triggered or upset, please proceed with caution and/or exit this website. However, I do not mean to be prescriptive, for many people find pleasure in feeling upset."

Posted by: Mattress Girl at June 04, 2015 11:44 PM (wZ2hu)

78
69 Yeah, Bruce. there is a picture going around of him at the Olympics with his arm wide, chin up to the sky in victory pose. Muscles rippling and that great 70's hair and sideburns.
That is Bruce Fucking Jenner!

This thing? What's left of him has succumbed to inner demons.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 04, 2015 11:43 PM (XmOA9)

He's getting old and this is his big comeback.

Famous again.

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2015 11:44 PM (MQEz6)

79 mike huckabee is in detrioit, huh. I never believed his aw shucks bs.



Posted by: yankeefifth at June 04, 2015 11:45 PM (kCLGY)

80
"Fortunately, America DGAF. And it hasn't been GAF since 1776. We G so few Fs that we literally went after our own portion of FIFA, searching for corruption amongst CONCACAF officials."





"Teve Torbes, At, Dob Bole, Uchanan, Ucotos, Ucomos, Ucant, Teve, At, Bole, Dat, Boba Fet, Toni Kukoc, Bee-Bo-Bo, Lamar Alexander 2."

Gentlemen, reactions?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 04, 2015 11:45 PM (kdS6q)

81 You experienced squirrelly wrath, DC?

Do tell.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:45 PM (kmtse)

82 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The Cleveland King Jameses are going to lose game 1!!!

Posted by: E!SPN and the NBA front office at June 04, 2015 11:45 PM (xsnUW)

83 Noooooo!!!!!! It's that EVIL FUCKING pic! AGAIN. I am NEVER wearing my Trashy Lingerie again. EVER. Fuck you Bruce Jenner for making me hate on my bustiers. YOU SUCK!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2015 11:45 PM (Vm8WO)

84 76 I'm still drinking aggressively but someone remind me to tell the story about how I got attacked by a squirell. Them fuckers is mean.

Posted by: DC in River City at June 04, 2015 11:44 PM (DguWY)

You pussed out in fighting three drunks.

Now squirrels?

-Passive Aggresive Cougar

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2015 11:46 PM (XAFOu)

85 The legend of the Mattress Witch is born.

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2015 11:43 PM (MQEz6)


hey, very funny there. nearly wasted good scotch on my keyboard laughing. fortunately I had a straw.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 04, 2015 11:46 PM (kCLGY)

86 Doing what I normally do when I see yet another stomach-turning picture of that disgusting Wheaties circus freak, the spectacle of Duggarmania, or smirky Jerry Rivers - I scowl and shake my head disapprovingly then turn off the TV.

Posted by: Headshake McScowler at June 04, 2015 11:46 PM (zbYR/)

87 @64--

Oh, sure. I can't imagine being married to and having to try to raise children with the Robin Williams character, but the movie pretty clearly set him up as the sympathetic one and Sally Field as the no-fun, do-your-chores "bad guy". (Someone had to be an adult!)

At least, that's the way I always understood it.

Posted by: AngelEm, delurking at June 04, 2015 11:47 PM (LEtDB)

88 Gahhh! No more Caitlyn Jenner please.


At this point I don't even want to hear anything about Edward Jenner.

Posted by: dissent555 at June 04, 2015 11:47 PM (yR6A1)

89 You should have to pick a name that was around when you were born. A 65-year-old Caitlyn is just freakin' weird.

Posted by: Michael at June 04, 2015 11:47 PM (KClXw)

90 Sex tape?
Hillary?
Where's my lotion.....

Posted by: navypopojojo at June 04, 2015 11:47 PM (ZxV1A)

91 73 The Mattress Witch, was that Hellraiser 2???
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:43 PM (Kvhy9)

Yep, Julia (Mattress Witch) did indeed emerge from a mattress in Hellraiser 2.

Major props to you for that reference, .

Posted by: Thrawn at June 04, 2015 11:47 PM (wZ2hu)

92 87 Doing what I normally do when I see yet another stomach-turning picture of that disgusting Wheaties circus freak, the spectacle of Duggarmania, or smirky Jerry Rivers - I scowl and shake my head disapprovingly then turn off the TV.
Posted by: Headshake McScowler at June 04, 2015 11:46 PM (zbYR/)

I don't even watch TV, and when I see them on web articles in most places, I scroll quickly past I'm sick of it.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 04, 2015 11:47 PM (HalrA)

93 Can we replace the Jenner pic with the link to the sex tape story?
Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2015 11:37 PM (zt+N6)
Nope.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 04, 2015 11:38 PM (pAlYe)

So, you're saying this is a punishment ONT. what did we fuck up this time?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2015 11:48 PM (Vm8WO)

94 Somebody get bebe a pony!

STAT!

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2015 11:48 PM (MQEz6)

95 I don't care what people like Bruce Jenner do. I don't care what gay people and trannies do. As a matter of fact, I know a few people who are gay, and I have no problem with them. My gut instinct is that they're that way and they can't make themselves be straight.

But what I resent is being told by the left that I must approve of other people's behavior. It's the forced affirmation that I don't like. I also don't like the people in the GLBT_____ movement who are trying to shut down any kind of open, honest discussion of issues like gay marriage.

If Bruce Jenner wants to go through this, it's his business, I don't care at all. But I won't be intimidated into thinking that it is normal.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 04, 2015 11:48 PM (NjBm8)

96
He's getting old and this is his big comeback.

Famous again.

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2015 11:44 PM (MQEz6)

Just like Sylvester the Cat he will have one more trick that makes him famous... Unfortunately it can be done only once.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2015 11:48 PM (XAFOu)

97 Real ONT Woot woot & woot
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 04, 2015 11:29 PM

Yeah, now what was I saying in the fake one?

Posted by: Farmer at June 04, 2015 11:48 PM (o/90i)

98 Noooooo!!!!!! It's that EVIL FUCKING pic! AGAIN. I am NEVER wearing my Trashy Lingerie again. EVER. Fuck you Bruce Jenner for making me hate on my bustiers. YOU SUCK!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2015 11:45 PM (Vm8WO)

"YOU SUCK!"

Did he discuss his sexual preferences in the article?


BEBES!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 04, 2015 11:48 PM (kCLGY)

99 He's getting old and this is his big comeback.

Famous again.

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2015 11:44 PM (MQEz6)

Why can't some people come to a state of grace with aging. Even walking around busy streets with his medals around his neck which bitching "I used to be somebody, dammit!" would be better.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 04, 2015 11:48 PM (XmOA9)

100 84 Noooooo!!!!!! It's that EVIL FUCKING pic! AGAIN. I am NEVER wearing my Trashy Lingerie again. EVER. Fuck you Bruce Jenner for making me hate on my bustiers. YOU SUCK!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2015 11:45 PM (Vm8WO)



See Maet. You must remove this image. For bebe. For the smutty lingerie in bebe's closet.


Won't you please think of the smutty lingerie?

Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2015 11:49 PM (zt+N6)

101 So if HRC becomes president, will Obama have a sex-change to become the first woman president?

Posted by: Michael at June 04, 2015 11:49 PM (KClXw)

102
Jenner was big in the late 60s. Hell, he even had a book written about him. He was also in all the sports magazines. Did he not make the 72 Olympics?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 04, 2015 11:49 PM (iQIUe)

103 84 Noooooo!!!!!! It's that EVIL FUCKING pic! AGAIN. I am NEVER wearing my Trashy Lingerie again. EVER. Fuck you Bruce Jenner for making me hate on my bustiers. YOU SUCK!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2015 11:45 PM (Vm8WO)

Interesting side-effect of Bruce Jenner's mutilation (rather soon-to-be-mutilation) - a decrease of decadence.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 04, 2015 11:49 PM (wZ2hu)

104 And, speaking of Sally Field, she played the singing nun. The real singing nun committed suicide because the Belgian government was after her for 61K in back taxes for the money her hit song made, even though she had given away all of her royalties to her old convent.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 04, 2015 11:49 PM (Wo9OY)

105 He's getting old and this is his big comeback.

Famous again.

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2015 11:44 PM (MQEz6)



you spelled "comeback" wrong.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 04, 2015 11:49 PM (kCLGY)

106 Maet, you are Triggering Bebe. We need a Safe Space from that picture.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:49 PM (Kvhy9)

107 Thank goodness, RWC!

That earlier thread got me to thinking - how many of the Morons sport a beard?
Me? Well, let's just say that if any of you passed me on the street, you would say to yourself "fuckin' hipster douchebag."

I'm somewhere between Jeremiah Johnson & Dan Haggerty right now. Can't decide if I want to shave or go full Dusty Hill...

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 04, 2015 11:50 PM (CZRJo)

108 "What's the matter?"

"I just found out I lost the Olympics to a chick."

Posted by: Michael at June 04, 2015 11:50 PM (KClXw)

109 Posted by: nerdygirl at June 04, 2015 11:48 PM (NjBm

Exactly. It's not normal, it never will be normal. This is basically the Left telling us there are 5 lights.

There. Are. Four. Lights!

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 04, 2015 11:50 PM (HalrA)

110 ouch, willowed down below

Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 04, 2015 11:50 PM (D0Tns)

111
70 Do we have to see that picture again? Can't it be blurred out or something?

Posted by: rickl at June 04, 2015 11:43 PM (sdi6R)

If any of the Vanity Fair peeps have acces to the untouched photos I have a 5th of Valu-Rite and a Hot Pocket with your name on it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2015 11:51 PM (XAFOu)

112 84. I am NEVER wearing my Trashy Lingerie again.

Let's not get crazy!!
Hola Bebe

Posted by: navypopojojo at June 04, 2015 11:51 PM (ZxV1A)

113 Thrawn, when Julia emerges all glistening in her gory sinews and blood, it left a visual impression.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:51 PM (Kvhy9)

114 @105

Sally Field played The Flying Nun.

Posted by: dissent555 at June 04, 2015 11:51 PM (yR6A1)

115 The mattress girl sex tape has fake 2012 date stamps to "bring the viewer in" to that fateful night when Emma didn't get Twoo Wuv.

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at June 04, 2015 11:51 PM (AF8UR)

116 bonk bonk on the fupa

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 04, 2015 11:51 PM (TF10X)

117 This is why I was saying on another board that I support stripper Bruce Jenner of his medals. It's not because I hate him or want to see him suffer. It's because the left is bound and determined to pretend that biology doesn't exist, that men and women are interchangeable, and that you can turn a men's world record into a woman's world record by collective madness.

If Bruce Jenner really wants to claim that he's been a woman all this time, then he was ineligable to compete and should be stripped of his medals. If he doesn't want to make that claim, then force him to publically make it and repudiate the leftwing nutjobs.

I'm sick and tired of playing defense. I want to see the right attack for once.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 04, 2015 11:51 PM (10ydV)

118
And, speaking of Sally Field, she played the singing nun.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert




Fields played the "Flying Nun". Debbie Reynolds played the nun what sings.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 04, 2015 11:51 PM (kdS6q)

119 And, speaking of Sally Field, she played the singing nun.

I thought she played the Flying Nun?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 04, 2015 11:51 PM (W5DcG)

120 @115

Then what happened to the real Flying Nun?

Posted by: Michael at June 04, 2015 11:52 PM (KClXw)

121 76 I'm still drinking aggressively but someone remind me to tell the story about how I got attacked by a squirell. Them fuckers is mean.
Posted by: DC in River City at June 04, 2015 11:44 PM

Mmhhhmm. So the Marine that was ready to drop 3 drunks for bothering his wife, was today bested by a squirrel. Was it a ninja squirrel?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2015 11:52 PM (Vm8WO)

122 Doc squirrels are bad asses.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 11:52 PM (vmMMi)

123 Trans Jenner Karcrashian is most certainly going to pretend it was another person who killed those women. She is trolling the world. I read how the bereaved stepchildren are suing the murderer, and the media's new pet who says she will lower suicide rates for transgender people by giving them a positive role model said, "This is a money-making stunt for them."

Yes, how convenient she killed off the hero past his prime, the bad father, the failed husband, the murderer. Now she's tucked and taped and photoshopped and still has a penis.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 04, 2015 11:52 PM (nCKKS)

124 Posted by: nerdygirl


I love you. I'm going to do some work now.

Posted by: Daybrother at June 04, 2015 11:52 PM (DmYdD)

125 Okay, I don't really give a damn about the Jenner story.


But I will admit, I do like the Jerry Springer episodes, on in the background, where they have trannies on. The best episodes are where the black guys cheat on their girlfriends with the tranny and then the tranny tells them "I was born a man."


Classic Americana...


Oh, and genetically Bruce is also still a dude. Always will be.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 04, 2015 11:52 PM (AC0lD)

126 Dc!!! I meant what I typed. Autocucumber.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 11:52 PM (vmMMi)

127 Noooooo!!!!!! It's that EVIL FUCKING pic! AGAIN. I am NEVER wearing my Trashy Lingerie again. EVER. Fuck you Bruce Jenner for making me hate on my bustiers. YOU SUCK!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2015 11:45 PM (Vm8WO)


My hopes and dreams... gone.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 04, 2015 11:52 PM (10ydV)

128 84 Noooooo!!!!!! It's that EVIL FUCKING pic! AGAIN. I am NEVER wearing my Trashy Lingerie again. EVER. Fuck you Bruce Jenner for making me hate on my bustiers. YOU SUCK!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2015 11:45 PM (Vm8WO)



all in all I am sure Mr. Bebe's considers your no lingerie oath a win for him.




Posted by: yankeefifth at June 04, 2015 11:53 PM (kCLGY)

129 Then there was Mother Superior in Blue Narcissus, truly Nun of the Above.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:53 PM (Kvhy9)

130 90 You should have to pick a name that was around when you were born. A 65-year-old Caitlyn is just freakin' weird.

----

I am sometimes amused by the fact that Caitlyn, Hailey, Destiny et al will one day be the new Gladys Dorothy and Blanche. But it's kind of happening. My daughter was in a school competition recently and I suddenly realized that her whole team was all old lady-turned-hipster names: Mary, Ruby, Lillian and Evelyn.

Posted by: Jenny Is Bothered By Details at June 04, 2015 11:53 PM (kjAiD)

131 Alright now that I've seen two onts I think it's time to turn in. Night all.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 11:53 PM (vmMMi)

132 I'm somewhere between Jeremiah Johnson & Dan Haggerty right now. Can't decide if I want to shave or go full Dusty Hill...
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 04, 2015 11:50 PM

Be careful not to let it grow then shave it later this summer. You'll be 2 tone

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 04, 2015 11:53 PM (HHawz)

133 I'm somewhere between Jeremiah Johnson & Dan Haggerty right now. Can't decide if I want to shave or go full Dusty Hill...

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 04, 2015 11:50 PM (CZRJo)

Me. Never full beard. Wanted to but it just gets too annoying to me. So had a goatee since high school (I fear change dammit!) but I'm trimming it down so much I might as well shave it clean.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2015 11:53 PM (XAFOu)

134 11 The current women's world record is held by Marita Koch, with a time of
47.60 seconds. However Caitlyn Jenner is the fastest woman's performer
of all time, running a time of 47.51 in 1976 while competing under the
name Bruce Jenner.
***********

"Caitlyn" Jenner would have been disqualified from the Olympics for having too high of testosterone levels for a woman.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 04, 2015 11:30 PM (z+4T3)

Ask Cathy Rigby what it was like to grow breasts during your spectacular Olympic career. Women are making a mistake giving Caitlyn Jenner a pass. It trivializes their struggles.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 04, 2015 11:54 PM (nCKKS)

135 Then what happened to the real Flying Nun?

Disappeared into a black hole.

Posted by: Don Lemon at June 04, 2015 11:55 PM (W5DcG)

136 Also, the NYTimes is already calling for allowing open transsexuals in the military.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 04, 2015 11:55 PM (10ydV)

137 95 Somebody get bebe a pony!
STAT!
Posted by: eman at June 04, 2015 11:48 PM (MQEz6)

Wuh? Why do I need a pony?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2015 11:55 PM (Vm8WO)

138 "Fields played the "Flying Nun". Debbie Reynolds played the nun what sings.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix"

Whoops. My Bad.

Well, despite my confusion, the rest of the story was accurate.

I must be channeling Marie Harf.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 04, 2015 11:55 PM (Wo9OY)

139 99 Did he discuss his sexual preferences in the article?

I could swear I read that he "hasn't decided." Think on that for a moment. Hasn't decided.

Posted by: Splunge at June 04, 2015 11:55 PM (qyomX)

140 Jenner still has - and always will have - the XY chromosome. Jenner still is - and always will be - male.

It's fun to pretend when we are little children. But when I grew up, I put away childish things.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 04, 2015 11:55 PM (TqyFL)

141 You know we weren't forced to approve of all this crap when the Arquette sibling decided they were a chick. We weren't forced to approve of this crap when one of the Wachowski brothers decided he was chick.

I wonder if they're pissed they didn't get the same constant coverage. Or if they didn't want the media circus because they aren't narcissistic media whores like Jenner.

Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2015 11:55 PM (zt+N6)

142 Baron von Richthofen was the flying hun.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 04, 2015 11:55 PM (+1T7c)

143 116 The mattress girl sex tape has fake 2012 date stamps to "bring the viewer in" to that fateful night when Emma didn't get Twoo Wuv.

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at June 04, 2015 11:51 PM (AF8UR)



If you go to the link in the fake ONT, she is being absolutely roasted in the comments. Methinks she's used up her 15 minutes of fame.

(Fair warning: There are some very disgusting photos in the comments, too.)

Posted by: rickl at June 04, 2015 11:56 PM (sdi6R)

144 Posted by: Jenny Is Bothered By Details at June 04, 2015 11:53 PM (kjAiD)

Names come and go. They get faddish, then the fad dies and there's a new hotness, and a while later, the old faddish names come back for another round after kids get named for beloved grandparents.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 04, 2015 11:56 PM (HalrA)

145 Whoa!!
Three hot blond college chicks with Scandi accents just moved in next to me!!
Life if good

Posted by: navypopojojo at June 04, 2015 11:56 PM (ZxV1A)

146 I'm the new normal.

Posted by: The Elephant Man at June 04, 2015 11:56 PM (Dwehj)

147 These are NOT the ponies you are looking for.

https://youtu.be/QlsSkHxG1xM

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:56 PM (Kvhy9)

148 Won't you please think of the smutty lingerie?
Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2015 11:49 PM (zt+N6)


Do NOT hassle me about lingerie.

Because I've got some lingerie for you. And you won't like it.

Noooo you won't. He he he he.

Posted by: Maetenloch at June 04, 2015 11:56 PM (pAlYe)

149 My hopes and dreams... gone.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 04, 2015 11:52 PM (10ydV)

Just like the stars shining at night. Sure they appear to be burning brightly, but they actually died millions of years ago and we're only seeing the final light emitted from their spinning corpses, .

Posted by: Thrawn at June 04, 2015 11:56 PM (wZ2hu)

150 So, will Bruce become a De-Jenner-ate?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 11:56 PM (oVJmc)

151 147 I'm the new normal.
Posted by: The Elephant Man at June 04, 2015 11:56 PM (Dwehj)

Nope. Still four lights.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 04, 2015 11:56 PM (HalrA)

152 Maybe if you want a sex change, you should have to call your parents and ask what they would've named you if you'd been the other gender.

Posted by: Jenny Is Bothered By Details at June 04, 2015 11:56 PM (kjAiD)

153 140
99 Did he discuss his sexual preferences in the article?



I could swear I read that he "hasn't decided." Think on that for a moment. Hasn't decided.

Posted by: Splunge at June 04, 2015 11:55 PM (qyomX)

he's waiting for the full effect of the hormones......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 11:56 PM (0O7c5)

154 About the date stamp

Mattress girl changed it to the date of her alleged rape



She is nuts

Posted by: ThunderB at June 04, 2015 11:57 PM (zOTsN)

155 Up here in the great white north, a full beard is a seasonal thing. I made the mistake of shaving mid-winter once, and was surprised at how much colder I was when outside.
I call it faceulation

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 04, 2015 11:57 PM (XmOA9)

156 Also, the NYTimes is already calling for allowing open transsexuals in the military.
Posted by: Colorado Alex


I'm calling for the NY Times building to be burned to the ground, and then sow the ground with salt.

Which one of these choices actually makes less sense?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 04, 2015 11:57 PM (+1T7c)

157 I'm sick and tired of playing defense. I want to see the right attack for once.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 04, 2015 11:51 PM (10ydV)

Yeah & I want peace, love and understanding. But that ain't gonna happen

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 04, 2015 11:58 PM (HHawz)

158 Caitlyn Jenner always has been a woman. Gender is just a social construct and has nothing to do with "chromosomes" or "genitalia" or any of that reichwing voodoo.

Posted by: The Reality-Based Community what Fucking Loves Science at June 04, 2015 11:58 PM (tgnRB)

159 @139 "I must be channeling Marie Harf."


I'd get that looked at by a professional.

Posted by: dissent555 at June 04, 2015 11:58 PM (yR6A1)

160 Young people like her. In what might seem to be a counterintuitive result, the only age group with a favorable impression of Clinton is Americans 18 to 34. Among that group, 55 percent have a favorable impression of Clinton, while 38 percent have an unfavorable opinion - a 17-point positive gap.

These are the same young people who, after the election, couldn't tell Hannity's microphone gal that Biden was Obama's running mate. The only thing they know about her is that she'll push the lefty agenda that they've been indoctrinated to in college.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 04, 2015 11:58 PM (NjBm8)

161
Soeur Sourire The Singing Nun Dominique (disco version 1982)

This is the last videoclip of Belgian Jeannine Deckers, The Singing Nun or Soeur Sourire. It's a remake of her smash hit 1963, Dominique. It outsold Elvis as it stayed for four weeks on top of the Billboard Charts.

https://youtu.be/9uJLAhZU95E

It burnssss ussss! Wicked tricksy Hobbitsssss!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 04, 2015 11:58 PM (kdS6q)

162 153 Maybe if you want a sex change, you should have to call your parents and ask what they would've named you if you'd been the other gender.
Posted by: Jenny Is Bothered By Details at June 04, 2015 11:56 PM (kjAiD)

We don't tell Anorexics that they really are fat and that we support thier decision to lose weight. So why do we tell sufferers of a different body image disorder that it's okay to mutilate their fiddly bits into a configuration genetics never intended for them?

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 04, 2015 11:59 PM (HalrA)

163 And as I said in another thread, if Huma still works with Hillary, then Bill Clinton and Anthony Weiner can spend the campaign whoring around together.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 04, 2015 11:59 PM (NjBm8)

164 Hey TPH, did you see in Argentina they were protesting against abusing women. But they were calling it femicide.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:59 PM (Kvhy9)

165 There are few sane people who want to watch Mattress Girl's purported "reenactment" of her "rape", but some ppl have, and surprise, surprise:

"@EsotericCD I I hate to pt this out, but Emma Sulkowicz's "reenactment" or purported rape bears little resemblance to account she gave to Columbia/media."
Columbia/media."

Posted by: Thrawn at June 04, 2015 11:59 PM (wZ2hu)

166 Methinks she's used up her 15 minutes of fame.


I think Emma has a psychiatric disturbance so that any attention is good in her mind.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 11:59 PM (9HoBs)

167
Yeah I want peace, love and understanding. But that ain't gonna happen

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


And I want to buy the World a Coke. I'm gonna need a shitload of quarters here, people.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 04, 2015 11:59 PM (+1T7c)

168 Y5! VegasMoMe update!


NCJ!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2015 12:00 AM (Vm8WO)

169 The fattest thing I've ever done? I can't remember her name but she lived in an apartment in north Phoenix in 1981.

Posted by: Bill R. at June 05, 2015 12:00 AM (jKUeC)

170 You think the Vanity Fair cover is bad? Now imagine it without Photoshop.

Posted by: Gem at June 05, 2015 12:00 AM (c+gwp)

171 fukkitfukkitfukkit THAT DAMN PICTURE

I apologize for last night's comments re: the Puma sisters. Damn, I just don't know when I've got it good, don't I?

fukkitfukkitfukkit

/rocks silently back and forth

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at June 05, 2015 12:00 AM (m9V0o)

172 Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 04, 2015 11:59 PM (+1T7c)

**snorts**

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 05, 2015 12:01 AM (HHawz)

173 Then what happened to the real Flying Nun?

Shot out of the sky by NORAD

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2015 12:01 AM (F0Cog)

174
Then there was Mother Superior in Blue Narcissus, truly Nun of the Above.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)




One assumes you mean the film "Black Narcissus"?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 05, 2015 12:01 AM (kdS6q)

175 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/606520520159465472

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/606520989560766465

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/606521308822818817

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/606521808813232128

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/606522531126898690

Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2015 12:01 AM (GrXXa)

176 Oh SMOD, why do you tarry?

Posted by: dissent555 at June 05, 2015 12:01 AM (yR6A1)

177 Yeah & I want peace, love and understanding. But that ain't gonna happen
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 04, 2015 11:58 PM (HHawz)


Sorry, I didn't hear you. 1980s Kathy Ireland just showed up at my door and offered me a hummer in the back of my new beemer.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 05, 2015 12:01 AM (10ydV)

178 I think Emma has a psychiatric disturbance so that any attention is good in her mind.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 11:59 PM (9HoBs)

As with a lot of other people these days, she can't tell the difference between fame and infamy, and thinks that anything that puts her in the national spotlight is good.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 05, 2015 12:01 AM (HalrA)

179
Then what happened to the real Flying Nun?




"Fox 1!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 05, 2015 12:02 AM (kdS6q)

180 And I want to buy the World a Coke. I'm gonna need a shitload of quarters here, people.


Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America
****

I only brought a shitload of dimes! Damn it!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2015 12:02 AM (F0Cog)

181 Did Emma rip the tag off her mattress?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 05, 2015 12:02 AM (W5DcG)

182 Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 05, 2015 12:01 AM (10ydV

Damn Alex, you are one lucky bastard

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 05, 2015 12:03 AM (HHawz)

183 Ginger Thursday Encore ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/606601553978400769

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/606601925178433536

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/606602230930628608

Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2015 12:03 AM (GrXXa)

184 129 all in all I am sure Mr. Bebe's considers your no lingerie oath a win for him.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 04, 2015 11:53 PM (kCLGY)

???? J picked out one of my bustiers, he loved them. The boytoys since haven't complained. Between boytoys now, but why would future boytoys think a lingerie ban is a win?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2015 12:03 AM (Vm8WO)

185 vegas????? that's close to here!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 05, 2015 12:03 AM (0O7c5)

186 Sweet daughter informed me that most Trans are rejected by their families the second they reveal. I asked how she knew that since the number is exceedingly small

She said they have testimonials on you tube

I asked her if she had considered the notion that they may have always been difficult pains in the ass. Before the Trans moment.

It had not occured to her that their families may have had other good reason to avoid them, and that being Trans or gay does not mean you are without flaw or blame. Not becuase gay or Trans. Because pain in the ass

Posted by: ThunderB at June 05, 2015 12:03 AM (zOTsN)

187 Also, the NYTimes is already calling for allowing open transsexuals in the military.

I'm all for it. Mine field clearance.

Posted by: Headshake McScowler at June 05, 2015 12:03 AM (zbYR/)

188 Bebe's, I don't know why they think you need a pony, but this seems obligatory:

http://tinyurl.com/nvpawhk

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 05, 2015 12:04 AM (1Nkl8)

189 ith a lot of other people these days, she can't tell the difference between fame and infamy, and thinks that anything that puts her in the national spotlight is good.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 05, 2015 12:01 AM (HalrA)''

yeah I have hadda splain difference between famous and infamous more than once.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 05, 2015 12:04 AM (kCLGY)

190 June 6 is on Saturday.

I think I'll drink wine to celebrate victory

Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 05, 2015 12:04 AM (D0Tns)

191 3/4 of transgendered are male to female transitions. 40% end in suicide.
Huffpo glorifies a 14 yr old trans and a 5year old trans activist.
5 years old. Prepubescent. Having neither a majority of testosterone or estrogen.
An activist.
Madness and rare curiosities are a fact of life.
They are not to be celebrated.
And goddammit, I shouldn't be forced to participate in it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 05, 2015 12:04 AM (XmOA9)

192 Furthermore, the video that Mattress Girl put out isn't going to help her in court.

Paul Nungesser needs to sue her and Columbia into the ground. You wanted an education here, Paul? Well, here's a whole college - welcome to America.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 05, 2015 12:04 AM (wZ2hu)

193 good night....everyone....i'm going to dream of rick perry being president....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 05, 2015 12:04 AM (0O7c5)

194 *checks IMDB*

Ayup, twere Black Narcissus.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 12:05 AM (Kvhy9)

195 Hillary and Bruce have both been trying to get rid of dicks for years.

Posted by: NCKate at June 05, 2015 12:05 AM (wvj3h)

196 Dueling ONTs!

Good commenters on both threads, but I have time for neither unless Darwin consents to leave me alone tonight...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 05, 2015 12:05 AM (b2cFu)

197 We don't tell Anorexics that they really are fat and that we support thier decision to lose weight. So why do we tell sufferers of a different body image disorder that it's okay to mutilate their fiddly bits into a configuration genetics never intended for them?

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I was mostly musing about the weirdness of a 65-year-old Caitlyn; it'd be a little less jarring if he went by Linda or Debbie or Connie. Or Pat.

I don't really have strong opinions on how psychiatry ought to treat people like Jenner and the people who actually do have ambiguous gender due to legit birth defects/medical conditions.

Posted by: Jenny Is Bothered By Details at June 05, 2015 12:05 AM (kjAiD)

198 Mattress Girl's hit whoring won't even work because the miserable bint used an obscure file type.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 12:05 AM (Jm0fb)

199 http://dailycaller.com/2015/06/04/columbias-mattress-girl-has-made-an-artistic-sex-tape/
Posted by: ace at June 04, 2015 11:27 PM (PA7DS)

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You know how I know she wasn't raped?

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 05, 2015 12:05 AM (KlVdw)

200 I have a recommendation for the AoSHQ Stylebook... Emma Sulkowicz should be referred to as "Sulky", rather than by her first name, which seems overly familiar and would no doubt be considered "kinda rapey" by her.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 05, 2015 12:05 AM (vW6MS)

201 I'd advise Caitlyn Jenner to stay away from Saudi or any other muzzie country

Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 05, 2015 12:06 AM (D0Tns)

202 Hola, amigoz en loz intertuboz!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 12:06 AM (EzgxV)

203 2 Um:
http://dailycaller.com/2015/06/04/columbias-mattress-girl-has-made-an-artistic-sex-tape/
Posted by: ace at June 04, 2015 11:27 PM (PA7DS)


So some nitwit is willing to risk being accused of rape after the fact?

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 05, 2015 12:06 AM (NjBm8)

204 154 he's waiting for the full effect of the hormones......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 11:56 PM (0O7c5)

I could have sworn he said he was gonna be a lesbian.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2015 12:06 AM (Vm8WO)

205 Hillary!

Feminist who protected her anusive/rapisst husband.

Leader who let Americans die and then lied about it.

Fuck her. And whomever supports the vile bitch.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 05, 2015 12:07 AM (XAFOu)

206 Well maybe as a noun. A sulky is a light two wheel vehicle used in harness racing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 12:07 AM (Kvhy9)

207 I really do like the idea of all conservatives fighting back against these thought police in the easiest manner - written quotes and air quotes when speaking.


"Caitlyn" Jenner is a "woman."
Congratulations on your gay "marriage."
I hope you had a great "wedding."
You and your adopted kids make a beautiful "family."


And for follow up, if anyone asks, you can explain that as much as everyone really closes their eyes and wishes it were real, Jenner is still a man, one woman and one man is the only type of true marriage, the "wedding" is just a fake ceremony to try to give legitimacy to the fake "marriage" and kids are ideally placed with a family with a mother and a father.


And then they'll unfriend you.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 05, 2015 12:08 AM (AC0lD)

208 201 I have a recommendation for the AoSHQ Stylebook... Emma Sulkowicz should be referred to as "Sulky", rather than by her first name, which seems overly familiar and would no doubt be considered "kinda rapey" by her.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 05, 2015 12:05 AM (vW6MS)

Good idea. And no guy should ever approach Sulky again. Ever.

If there is a secret male blacklist of "women too crazy to engage in decadence with", Sulky's name should be right near the top.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 05, 2015 12:08 AM (wZ2hu)

209 So I see racist whites are hating on the wife of the first black president.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 05, 2015 12:08 AM (shFKH)

210 These are NOT the ponies you are looking for.

https://youtu.be/QlsSkHxG1xM

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:56 PM (Kvhy9)


http://bit.ly/1FUF7My

Posted by: Kill it with FIRE! at June 05, 2015 12:08 AM (7YlUk)

211 Me. Never full beard. Wanted to but it just gets too annoying to me. So had a goatee since high school (I fear change dammit!) but I'm trimming it down so much I might as well shave it clean.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2015 11:53 PM

I've had a stash for years, like 40. Once shaved it off and the wife hated it.

Nowadays w/ the young'uns looking scruffy, I shave the rest every 3 days or so. It's acceptable even in the conservative Midwest at work.

Shaving is a PITHA, and the wife likes the look...WINNER!

Posted by: Farmer at June 05, 2015 12:08 AM (o/90i)

212 #207: As an adjective, I feel it suitably describes her personality. She is most definitely the type to sulk for a long time over the slightest of slights.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 05, 2015 12:08 AM (vW6MS)

213 Night pg. Didn't see details but prayers sent nonetheless.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 05, 2015 12:08 AM (XAFOu)

214 "Caitlyn" Jenner would have been disqualified from the Olympics for having too high of testosterone levels for a woman.


Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 04, 2015 11:30 PM (z+4T3)

H8r

Posted by: The East German Judge at June 05, 2015 12:08 AM (2rQNv)

215
His son's wife is named Kaitlyn, how weird is that?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 05, 2015 12:10 AM (iQIUe)

216 http://www.weddingvendors.com/baby-names/popular/1949/

Posted by: Michael at June 05, 2015 12:10 AM (KClXw)

217 That's creepy

Posted by: ThunderB at June 05, 2015 12:11 AM (zOTsN)

218 Yeah, that's off the creepiness scale.

Then again, creepy family, so...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 05, 2015 12:11 AM (kmtse)

219
Jenner is a shit. Who in their right mind tells their daughter that he wanted her aborted and refused to attend her birth?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 05, 2015 12:11 AM (iQIUe)

220 3/4 of transgendered are male to female transitions. 40% end in suicide.
Huffpo glorifies a 14 yr old trans and a 5year old trans activist.
5 years old. Prepubescent. Having neither a majority of testosterone or estrogen.
An activist.
Madness and rare curiosities are a fact of life.
They are not to be celebrated.
And goddammit, I shouldn't be forced to participate in it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 05, 2015 12:04 AM (XmOA9)


Euthanasia Comes To A Social Construct

http://bit.ly/1dcEq66

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 05, 2015 12:11 AM (7YlUk)

221 My kid says he looks like Jessica Lange

Posted by: ThunderB at June 05, 2015 12:11 AM (zOTsN)

222 And this happened when she was 13 years old.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 05, 2015 12:11 AM (iQIUe)

223 But alas I'm beingl made to care.

Argh : I'm not being "made to" anything except see this sad sack on every blog I visit. This stuff its why I avoid the laughingstock media. Yet it is all over here.

So, with that...

Good.

Night.

Gracies!

Posted by: mindful webworker - here & gone at June 05, 2015 12:11 AM (h6BP/)

224 Some K-Pop - https://youtu.be/Fzr2Nv8NTEE

For Brother Cavil -
https://youtu.be/dENycH95TfQ or https://youtu.be/mi5GFuvCIp4

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 12:12 AM (Kvhy9)

225 216
His son's wife is named Kaitlyn, how weird is that?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 05, 2015 12:10 AM (iQIUe)

Is he his son? Maybe he is a she and the she is a him?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 05, 2015 12:12 AM (HHawz)

226 Noooooo!!!!!! It's that EVIL FUCKING pic! AGAIN. I am NEVER wearing my Trashy Lingerie again. EVER. Fuck you Bruce Jenner for making me hate on my bustiers. YOU SUCK!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2015 11:45 PM (Vm8WO)

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If you stop wearing your trashy lingerie, then the freaks have won. Don't let the freaks win.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 05, 2015 12:12 AM (KlVdw)

227 He told her that when she was 13!?

What an asshole

Posted by: ThunderB at June 05, 2015 12:12 AM (zOTsN)

228
138 95 Somebody get bebe a pony!
STAT!
Posted by: eman at June 04, 2015 11:48 PM (MQEz6)

Wuh? Why do I need a pony?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2015 11:55 PM (Vm8WO)

To make you happy.

Posted by: eman at June 05, 2015 12:13 AM (MQEz6)

229
Ayup, twere Black Narcissus.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)



Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger did some amazing films.

Black Narcissus is an amazing study in repressed eroticism and obsession. Hard to believe in was made in the mid-40s. The Red Shoes is visually stunning, While their Stairway to Heaven is a wonderful romantic fantasy.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 05, 2015 12:13 AM (kdS6q)

230 He wants you to ride the pony without lingerie on

Posted by: ThunderB at June 05, 2015 12:13 AM (zOTsN)

231 If you stop wearing your trashy lingerie, then the freaks have won. Don't let the freaks win.

Jennerfer will pass.

Lingerie is timeless.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 05, 2015 12:14 AM (0HooB)

232 209 If there is a secret male blacklist of "women too crazy to engage in decadence with", Sulky's name should be right near the top.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 05, 2015 12:08 AM (wZ2hu)

Good idea, but will males actually heed the list? My brother is fixing to stick it in what he knows is crazy. I just bite my lip when he mentions her.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2015 12:14 AM (Vm8WO)

233 But it's kind of happening. My daughter was in a school competition recently and I suddenly realized that her whole team was all old lady-turned-hipster names: Mary, Ruby, Lillian and Evelyn.
Posted by: Jenny Is Bothered By Details at June 04, 2015 11:53 PM (kjAiD)


When I was in Catholic grade school in the late fifties, early sixties, about a third of the girls in class were named Mary. That's why they had to use their middle names: Mary Ann, Mary Margaret, Mary Lynn, Mary Frances, etc. I used to wish my name was Mary, like everyone else.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 05, 2015 12:15 AM (NjBm8)

234 Wait until the people that sexually get off being dressed as animals finally get their cosmetic wishes fulfilled...



Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 05, 2015 12:15 AM (AC0lD)

235
Black Narcissus is an amazing study in repressed eroticism and obsession.


Black Narcissus?

He's a bad motha'.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 12:15 AM (oVJmc)

236 When do we get the picture of Chaz Bono in a banana hammock?

Posted by: NCKate at June 05, 2015 12:16 AM (wvj3h)

237 She was asking for it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 12:16 AM (Jm0fb)

238 I could swear I read that he "hasn't decided." Think on that for a moment. Hasn't decided.
Posted by: Splunge at June 04, 2015 11:55 PM (qyomX)


Wait, you mean he might still want to screw women? Someone better explain to him that running around looking like that isn't a good way to score with the babes.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 05, 2015 12:17 AM (NjBm8)

239 Night horde. Another rainy day in Mordor tomorrow.

Yay! Fun!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 05, 2015 12:17 AM (XAFOu)

240 When do we get the picture of Chaz Bono in a banana hammock?

Ten seconds before I poke out my eyes.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 12:17 AM (oVJmc)

241 Stateless Infidel you are behind the times. There is a guy who has had alterations to his face to make him look like a cat. Then there are devil bumps some have surgically implanted on their foreheads to get the demon vibe going...

*thud*

As I keep telling Buaku, humans make my head hurt.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 12:17 AM (Kvhy9)

242 #234: My great-grandmother loved the name Mary so much, she named one of her daughters Mary and another one Marie.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 05, 2015 12:17 AM (vW6MS)

243 http://bit.ly/1dcEq66

https://youtu.be/AOWNy0hsV6k?t=1m19s

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 05, 2015 12:17 AM (7YlUk)

244 237,

Never I hope.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 05, 2015 12:17 AM (kmtse)

245 231 He wants you to ride the pony without lingerie on
Posted by: ThunderB at June 05, 2015 12:13 AM (zOTsN)

While I calibrate the webcam, right?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2015 12:17 AM (Vm8WO)

246 Go to "Legal Insurrection" blog, MWW. So far, nothing on Jenner.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2015 12:17 AM (9HoBs)

247 The fattest thing I ever did was eat a whole pony.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2015 12:18 AM (F0Cog)

248 He's transitioning into Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 12:18 AM (oVJmc)

249 Nerdygirl is a pretty nice name. It shows your parents had a sense of humor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2015 12:18 AM (oZr5y)

250 . There is a guy who has had alterations to his face to make him look like a cat.

Was.

Suicide.

Shocker!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 12:19 AM (oVJmc)

251 While I calibrate the webcam, right?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June

Of course.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 05, 2015 12:19 AM (HHawz)

252 Figured that pedercine Bosnian would be here lapping this shit up...

Posted by: the Butcher at June 05, 2015 12:19 AM (OonSC)

253 Deviancy is the New Normal.

When Anything Goes, there IS no deviancy, perversion, neurosis, or mental illness.

"What EV" : it's the new Normal.

Posted by: Zombie Sigmund Freud at June 05, 2015 12:19 AM (FkgZk)

254 Absolutely the most kick your ass, nighttime rainstorm I've ever driven through.
Anyone on the turnpike between Emporia and KC is likely wishing they were in a boat right now.
1 hour drive took an hour and a half. Two or three miles worth I couldn't even do 20mph and still see the road.

Annnd my power just went out.
Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at June 05, 2015 12:19 AM (qyZxC)

255 235 Wait until the people that sexually get off being dressed as animals finally get their cosmetic wishes fulfilled...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 05, 2015 12:15 AM

Yoo hoo, over here stud muffin!

Posted by: Jocelyn Wildenstein at June 05, 2015 12:20 AM (Vm8WO)

256 I thought I read Jenner considered himself a lesbian. Don't have first hand knowledge but I don't think lesbians go for tucked penis.

Posted by: NCKate at June 05, 2015 12:21 AM (wvj3h)

257 237 When do we get the picture of Chaz Bono in a banana hammock?
Posted by: NCKate at June 05, 2015 12:16 AM (wvj3h)

ARGHHH. No chocolate for you, EVER!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2015 12:21 AM (Vm8WO)

258 Barcelona. One of my favorites. Now I'll have to watch it again over the weekend. Maybe Metropolitan, too.

Was no one at Wikipedia ever assigned 1984 in high school? Or maybe their teachers didn't explain that it wasn't meant to be an instruction manual.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 05, 2015 12:21 AM (nFdGS)

259 Hillary/Caitlin 2016: It's Now or Never

Posted by: eman at June 05, 2015 12:21 AM (MQEz6)

260 I'm out for the night. I'll leave y'all with this thought:


http://tinyurl.com/q96qlw6



Y'all take care!

Posted by: Country Singer at June 05, 2015 12:22 AM (nL0sw)

261 Cops: Pennsylvania Man Ran Fake DUI Checkpoint While Drunk

You can't fix stupid

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 05, 2015 12:23 AM (HHawz)

262
Hey, take a gander at the Coney Island Whitefish:

Chris Christie at the bat: New Jersey Gov. shows moves at all-star NYPD fundraiser

http://tinyurl.com/oy9fpz2

When he swings at a low ball, he looks like the letter Q.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 05, 2015 12:23 AM (kdS6q)

263 Hmm.

Apparently cult actor Robert Z'dar died March 30.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 12:23 AM (oVJmc)

264 235 Wait until the people that sexually get off being dressed as animals finally get their cosmetic wishes fulfilled...

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This is the dawning of the Age of the Ponygirl .

http://tinyurl.com/qebzstx

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2015 12:23 AM (oZr5y)

265 168
Yeah I want peace, love and understanding. But that ain't gonna happen

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


And I want to buy the World a Coke. I'm gonna need a shitload of quarters here, people.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 04, 2015 11:59 PM (+1T7c)



Very well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VM2eLhvsSM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WWp67DsTk4

Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2015 12:24 AM (sdi6R)

266 #262: Good night, CS! And that's a very good point you made, there.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 05, 2015 12:24 AM (vW6MS)

267 Transition to a lizard.

http://thelizardman.com/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 05, 2015 12:24 AM (W5DcG)

268 Night horde. Another rainy day in Mordor tomorrow.
Yay! Fun!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 05, 2015 12:17 AM

We've got rain maybe coming here but we can use it. N IL is drying off.

Good luck to you RWC. My brother is in Paris, you nearby?

Posted by: Farmer at June 05, 2015 12:25 AM (o/90i)

269 Cicero... eehhh

Zombie has a picture of a beefy ponygrrl dressed as Rainbow Dash pulling a carriage.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 12:25 AM (Kvhy9)

270 264 Chris Christie at the bat: New Jersey Gov. shows moves at all-star NYPD fundraiser
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 05, 2015

Is this officially assault the visual cortex night? Or did someone invest heavily in brain bleach?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2015 12:25 AM (Vm8WO)

271 Those Christie pictures should come with a moose knuckle trigger warning.

Posted by: NCKate at June 05, 2015 12:26 AM (wvj3h)

272 *rolls four barrels of brain bleach and fifty miles of mental floss to Bebe's house*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 12:26 AM (Kvhy9)

273 Posted by: The Reality-Based Community what Fucking Loves Science at June 04, 2015 11:58 PM (tgnRB)

It isn't that the reality-based community fucking loves science; it's that they love fucking science.

Posted by: Late to the party, but I got beer at June 05, 2015 12:27 AM (TqyFL)

274 When I was in Catholic grade school in the late fifties, early sixties, about a third of the girls in class were named Mary. That's why they had to use their middle names: Mary Ann, Mary Margaret, Mary Lynn, Mary Frances, etc. I used to wish my name was Mary, like everyone else.

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Heh. My daughter is the Mary in that group, the only Mary in the school, except the 60-ish kindergarten teacher. I think she occassionally wishes her name was Hayley or Hailie or Heylee.

Posted by: Jenny Is Bothered By Details at June 05, 2015 12:27 AM (wDCpR)

275 #258: A lot of lesbians, probably even a majority of them, actually despise trans-"women". I mean, really, really hate them.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 05, 2015 12:28 AM (vW6MS)

276 Zombie has a picture of a beefy ponygrrl dressed as Rainbow Dash pulling a carriage.

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Maybe Zombie will share.

For purposes of sociological inquiry, I mean.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2015 12:28 AM (oZr5y)

277 For TPH, a picture blast from the past
https://idol.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/352979

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 12:28 AM (Kvhy9)

278 Heh. My daughter is the Mary in that group, the only Mary in the school, except the 60-ish kindergarten teacher. I think she occassionally wishes her name was Hayley or Hailie or Heylee.

-----------

Count your blessings.

Posted by: Heywood Jablome at June 05, 2015 12:29 AM (oZr5y)

279 222 My kid says he looks like Jessica Lange
Posted by: ThunderB at June 05, 2015 12:11 AM (zOTsN)



Eew. Jessica Lange was attractive. And she's an actual woman, too, I'm pretty sure.

https://tinyurl.com/ppb7x6k

Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2015 12:30 AM (sdi6R)

280 Ok, Cougar is tucked into bed and snoring soundly. I'm out on the porch enjoying the beautiful salt air of Key West.

Stand by for the story of DC and the Attack Squirrel. Or, DC is a bad person volume 2,321.

Posted by: DC in River City at June 05, 2015 12:31 AM (DguWY)

281 #281: She is. It's Jamie Lee Curtis who had the hermaphrodite rumors swirling around her.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 05, 2015 12:32 AM (vW6MS)

282 #281: She is. It's Jamie Lee Curtis who had the hermaphrodite rumors swirling around her.

Watched True Lies the other night.

Unpossible.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 05, 2015 12:34 AM (0HooB)

283 #282: I agree; those rumors do not appear to have had any basis in reality as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 05, 2015 12:35 AM (vW6MS)

284 And I'd still hit it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 05, 2015 12:35 AM (0HooB)

285 222 My kid says he looks like Jessica Lange
Posted by: ThunderB at June 05, 2015 12:11 AM (zOTsN)


That's because Jessica Lange has a strong jaw, and he has a man's jaw.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 05, 2015 12:36 AM (NjBm8)

286 How unserious is Modern Feminism?

Miss Piggy is going to get a feminism award. From the Elizabeth A. Sackler Center for Feminist Art.

Buaku!!!! Make the brain cramps stop!!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 12:36 AM (Kvhy9)

287 283 #282: I agree; those rumors do not appear to have had any basis in reality as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 05, 2015 12:35 AM (vW6MS)


Concur.

Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2015 12:37 AM (sdi6R)

288 https://mobile.twitter.com/causticbob/status/606579154654535682

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 05, 2015 12:38 AM (0O7c5)

289 Miss Piggy is going to get a feminism award. From the Elizabeth A. Sackler Center for Feminist Art.

Just wait until they find out it's a man who has his hand up her butt.

Boy, are they gonna be surprised.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 05, 2015 12:38 AM (0HooB)

290 I asked her if she had considered the notion that they may have always been difficult pains in the ass. Before the Trans moment.

It had not occurred to her that their families may have had other good reason to avoid them, and that being Trans or gay does not mean you are without flaw or blame. Not because gay or Trans. Because pain in the ass

187 Read the comment I've linked in my sock first, ThunderB, then read the blog column it's a comment upon.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2015 12:38 AM (kivUY)

291
286 How unserious is Modern Feminism?Miss Piggy is going to get a feminism award. From the Elizabeth A. Sackler Center for Feminist Art.Buaku!!!! Make the brain cramps stop!!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 12:36 AM (Kvhy9)


Frank Oz must be so happy he's getting a feminism award.

Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2015 12:38 AM (zt+N6)

292 I think Jamie Lee Curtis reached her peak hotness in the movie Dangerous Creatures. I think that was what it was called, anyway; it was the whole A Fish Called Wanda gang getting back together to make a new movie.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 05, 2015 12:39 AM (vW6MS)

293 255 Deviancy is the New Normal.

When Anything Goes, there IS no deviancy, perversion, neurosis, or mental illness.

"What EV" : it's the new Normal.

Posted by: Zombie Sigmund Freud at June 05, 2015 12:19 AM (FkgZk)

Except practicing Christians

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 05, 2015 12:40 AM (HHawz)

294 Way too late to matter. Sweet! My first thoughts on being unable to learn that Bruce Jenner might be considering a sex change were "Oh my god. The Fuggin' kard ass ians have broken bruce jenner. " I mean how fugging awful must the women in your life be to convince you that the only way you might have value is to "BE A WOMAN!" WTF! But now, after the reveal the cynical me is beginning to wonder how much money BJ was offdred to freak himself out this way. And also to wonder if he is indeed just some poor deluded soul who suffers from some sort of body dismorphic disorder who desperately needs psychological help. I feel sorry for him. No one in his life cares that he is mentally ill. How sad.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at June 05, 2015 12:41 AM (kGdDY)

295 Crap. Too far behind. Gonna have to fork it. Back is circa 200.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 12:42 AM (EzgxV)

296 Had a full beard since 1972. It started out dark brown but has gone to silvery white. Yeah, I've had little kids think I'm Santa. (A red shirt and the size of my belly helps give the impression.) It's varied a lot over the decades but I've settled on the shorter Dan Haggerty look. Beats the hell out of all that shaving.

I assume there's still a chin under it. Haven't seen it for a while.

Posted by: JTB at June 05, 2015 12:42 AM (FvdPb)

297 Welcome Back My Friends to The Show That Never Ends ...

Posted by: The Kardashian Traveling Circus at June 05, 2015 12:43 AM (GrXXa)

298 I thought she looked more like cindy crawford at first glance.



Posted by: yankeefifth at June 05, 2015 12:44 AM (kCLGY)

299 There I was, ankle deep in spent brass and grenade pins...wait, wrong story.

So, there I was, splashing around in the pool when Cougar tells me she's got my mom on the phone. I climb out of the pool and take the phone, when I see a cute little squirrel about 5 feet away on the deck.

Ok, whatever, I'm talking to momma when the little bastard decides my ankle will make a great toy. He's climbing all over my feet and calves while I'm trying to get rid of the damn phone so I can actually deal with the little fucker.

I get rid of the phone and square off with the squirrel. Fucker isn't one bit afraid of me. He made like five passes at me, I'm ducking and jumping and hopping around like a Kansas City faggot since I'm only wearing trunks.

Finally I grabbed a plastic table and bashed the little fucker in the spine. Not hard, just enough to convince him I'm not food. He ran off and I haven't seen him since.

But here's the weird part. I was telling this to someone I met at the bar, and they said that there *aren't* any squirrels in KW. But there is one guy who keeps a squirrel as a pet, and apparently he is always getting loose.

So basically I hit someone's pet with a table and have a dozen cuts on my legs from that same critter. Just in case you were wondering, squirrel claws are sharp as all hell.

This was a few days ago, and I don't seem to have rabies. So that's cool.

Posted by: DC in River City at June 05, 2015 12:44 AM (DguWY)

300 And also to wonder if he is indeed just some poor deluded soul who suffers from some sort of body dismorphic disorder who desperately needs psychological help. I feel sorry for him. No one in his life cares that he is mentally ill. How sad.
Posted by: Jeffersonian at June 05, 2015 12:41 AM (kGdDY)


I have no sympathy for him. He killed a woman and he is now being celebrated because he wants to mutilate his body. Not only does he have a psychological problem he is also a narcissistic media whore demanding that we celebrate his psychosis.

Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2015 12:45 AM (zt+N6)

301 #294: I think it's also worth noting that the Kardashian girls' birth father was Robert Kardashian, who used his knowledge as a lawyer to help his buddy O.J. Simpson dispose of murder evidence and then joined Simpson's legal team so he couldn't be compelled to testify against The Juice.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 05, 2015 12:45 AM (vW6MS)

302 Alternate title for the Vogue article:

"It puts the lotion on its skin!"

Posted by: Old Hob at June 05, 2015 12:46 AM (VRc/p)

303 Good nite Morons be well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 05, 2015 12:46 AM (HHawz)

304 Did anyone else click the last link besides me?

Who's fcking phone number is that?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 05, 2015 12:47 AM (2x3L+)

305 Regarding Maverick in "Top Gun"...

I just saw a film called "Captains of the Clouds," in which the star, Jimmy Cagney, was a complete a-hole. He even manages to save the day without being all that redeemed.

Amazing!

Bonus: His co-star is Alan Hale, Sr.!

Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2015 12:47 AM (kgaRZ)

306 they said that there *aren't* any squirrels in KW.
You sure it wasn't 'K-Y' and 'Richard Gere' 'gerbil' they were discussing?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2015 12:47 AM (kivUY)

307 But here's the weird part. I was telling this to someone I met at the bar, and they said that there *aren't* any squirrels in KW. But there is one guy who keeps a squirrel as a pet, and apparently he is always getting loose. So basically I hit someone's pet with a table and have a dozen cuts on my legs from that same critter. Just in case you were wondering, squirrel claws are sharp as all hell. This was a few days ago, and I don't seem to have rabies. So that's cool.
Posted by: DC in River City at June 05, 2015 12:44 AM (DguWY)


Squirrels are rats withfuzzy tails and a PR firm.

And they are members of the Animal Conspiracy.

https://youtu.be/3LDnQpD_uFQ

Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2015 12:48 AM (zt+N6)

308 Deviancy is the New Normal.

When Anything Goes, there IS no deviancy, perversion, neurosis, or mental illness.

"What EV" : it's the new Normal.

Posted by: Zombie Sigmund Freud at June 05, 2015 12:19 AM (FkgZk)


There is no taboo except to hold a taboo.

There is no deviancy except in having no deviancy.

Posted by: The Political Taboo at June 05, 2015 12:48 AM (7YlUk)

309 Watched True Lies the other night.

Unpossible.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 05, 2015 12:34 AM (0HooB)


Actually Mrs. Maetenloch and I just watched True Lies last week. I had been joking that given all my travels and the fact that she has only a vague sense of what it is that I do she could in fact be living in a True Lies kind of situation.

She laughed at that but admitted that she was kinda unsure exactly what I did and why I was just in London for a week. I explained that it was for stuff, important high tech stuff, you know involving frequencies and processing and foreign people and stuff. Lots of math, kinda boring - you wouldn't like it, nothing you'd be interested in plus these aren't the droids you're looking for anyway.

So of course we had to watch it. And it's still pretty good. The banter between Schwarzenegger and Tom Arnold is great and it's one of the last movies that actually had Islamic terrorists as the bad guys. It's too bad they didn't make a True Lies 2.

Posted by: Maetenloch at June 05, 2015 12:48 AM (pAlYe)

310 Regarding Maverick in "Top Gun"... I just saw a film called "Captains of the Clouds," in which the star, Jimmy Cagney, was a complete a-hole. He even manages to save the day without being all that redeemed. Amazing! Bonus: His co-star is Alan Hale, Sr.!

Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2015 12:47 AM

I've seen that a fair few times. Cagney does a-hole really well.

Posted by: otho at June 05, 2015 12:49 AM (tBSrv)

311 300
Not only does he have a psychological problem he is also a narcissistic media whore demanding that we celebrate his psychosis.
Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2015 12:45 AM (zt+N6)


Alternatively, it's the narcissistic media whores who are demanding that we celebrate his psychosis.

Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2015 12:49 AM (sdi6R)

312
304 Did anyone else click the last link besides me? Who's fcking phone number is that?
Posted by: L, Elle at June 05, 2015 12:47 AM (2x3L+)


Are you on an iPhone? Enough numbers in a row get identified as a phone number.

Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2015 12:50 AM (zt+N6)

313 We should be looking on the bright side of SJW's hacking Wikipedia with Bruce Jenners 400M record over a woman.

They not only helped a man to step on the toes of a chick, but it just happened to be the creepiest pervert since Michael Jackson kicked.

Posted by: Mister John Galt at June 05, 2015 12:50 AM (h+fMO)

314 Prothonotary Warbler:

Yup. The Robert Kardashian thing with O.J. has always made me sick.

That was a real "Fall of Rome" moment for me: watching America turn his talentless family into celebrities - the family of a murder accomplice achieving stardom for doing nothing. That pretty much signals the end of civilization.

Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2015 12:50 AM (kgaRZ)

315 Yes, Buzzion, iPhone. Please inform Maetenloch that he needs to stop trolling all us phone people

Posted by: L, Elle at June 05, 2015 12:51 AM (2x3L+)

316 299 I'm ducking and jumping and hopping around like a Kansas City faggot since I'm only wearing trunks.
Posted by: DC in River City at June 05, 2015 12:44 AM

Pics or it didnt happen.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2015 12:52 AM (Vm8WO)

317 I think Jamie Lee Curtis reached her peak hotness in the movie Dangerous Creatures. I think that was what it was called, anyway; it was the whole A Fish Called Wanda gang getting back together to make a new movie.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 05, 2015 12:39 AM (vW6MS)

----------
That would be "Fierce Creatures". A thoroughly entertaining movie. Peak hotness would probably be in "True Lies".

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 05, 2015 12:52 AM (KlVdw)

318 193 good night....everyone....i'm going to dream of rick perry being president....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 05, 2015 12:04 AM (0O7c5)

I dunno...Being lead singer for Journey during its heyday may qualify you for governor. But president? I'm not so sure.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at June 05, 2015 12:53 AM (/p8BR)

319 Trading Places!

She actually showed the goods.

Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2015 12:54 AM (zt+N6)

320 So of course we had to watch it. And it's still pretty good. The banter between Schwarzenegger and Tom Arnold is great and it's one of the last movies that actually had Islamic terrorists as the bad guys. It's too bad they didn't make a True Lies 2.

Great flick. And JLC is a babe, especially in the bedroom scene. What a body...

Funny that after all the talk about Big Trouble in Little China most of last week, they showed it on the telly the other night. B'Gal had never seen it and I couldn't adequately explain it to her.

She enjoyed it and I got to see Kim Cattrall in her prime. Win, win.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 05, 2015 12:54 AM (0HooB)

321
That's because Jessica Lange has a strong jaw, and he has a man's jaw.

***

Yeah, like what I saw on Patpong Road a long time ago, eyeing me hungrily.

Brrrrrr....

Posted by: Just passing thru Bangkok at June 05, 2015 12:56 AM (FkgZk)

322 321 Y'all are nasty.
Posted by: Argle Bargle at June 05, 2015 12:55 AM (BZqJC)

Well yeah.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2015 12:56 AM (Vm8WO)

323 Posted by: DC ,
This reinforces my view that people should not keep wild animals as pets. My dad used to put peanuts on his patio for squirrels. Until one day when he didn't get the peanuts out there fast enough and one of the little bastards latched on to his hand.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 05, 2015 12:57 AM (NjBm8)

324 She enjoyed it and I got to see Kim Cattrall in her prime. Win, win.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 05, 2015 12:54 AM (0HooB)


Kim Cattrall was one of my 80s' crushes. Hell still during the 90s too.

Posted by: Maetenloch at June 05, 2015 12:58 AM (pAlYe)

325 #317: Thanks for the correction! I actually did find her hotter in that movie than in True Lies, though.

#319: Yeah, Trading Places definitely deserves an honorable mention for that, especially because she wasn't being stalked by a psycho killer when she got naked like she was in Halloween.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 05, 2015 01:00 AM (vW6MS)

326 Later, taters. (That is what they say in Idaho, isn't it?)

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2015 01:00 AM (kivUY)

327 Good night, Andy!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 05, 2015 01:00 AM (vW6MS)

328 "However Caitlyn Jenner is the fastest woman's performer of all time, running a time of 47.51 in 1976"

You're all missing the big picture here.
Current gender choice event changes history?
We can use this to CONTROL THE WORLD!! I'm not kidding.

Just to start, I need 35 volunteers (plus myself). We'll all be assigned a number. Next week the 6 of us who correspond to the winning powerball ticket numbers will choose to change genders.
As this affects the past, we'll find out the correct 6 numbers today and share in the jackpot. Once we can communicate backward through time (even in binary) there is almost nothing we won't be capable of doing.
Computers talk in Binary, so we can use ASCII for full message communication with the "past" and know the future! Who could stop us then?

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Unless of course, this is crazy talk; and the past isn't changed in any fashion by current events.
That would sort of destroy my plan for world domination.

Posted by: gekkobear at June 05, 2015 01:00 AM (Qb88D)

329 'Night, PW.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2015 01:01 AM (kivUY)

330 I was planning to link this earlier, but the thread got all pervy and stuff.

If you're looking for a change of pace, blogger Rand Simberg has a Kickstarter to fund a detailed report on how we can get to Mars faster and cheaper than what NASA has in mind.

I've already contributed, and Instapundit linked it earlier tonight. Details at the link.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1960236542/clearing-the-roadblock-to-mars

Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2015 01:02 AM (sdi6R)

331 Andycanuck


Egads! What a story. She put her home and her boys a terrible risk.

But yeah, my theory is that it's not like pushing a button, or one thing. Usually it's a long deeply ingrained pattern of abusive behavior

Posted by: ThunderB at June 05, 2015 01:03 AM (zOTsN)

332 Is it called "Get Your Ass To Mars", rickl?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2015 01:04 AM (kivUY)

333 331 Pay attention
Posted by: richard rigid at June 05, 2015 01:03 AM (BZqJC)

I would, but I don't have a magnifying glass powerful enough to render something that minuscule visible

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2015 01:04 AM (Vm8WO)

334 Her husband too, ThunderB, as she could (would?) have probably ended up making a fake rape claim as a commenter opines.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2015 01:05 AM (kivUY)

335 Now, like Groucho Marx, I really must be going.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2015 01:06 AM (kivUY)

336 322
321 Y'all are nasty.

Posted by: Argle Bargle at June 05, 2015 12:55 AM (BZqJC)



Well yeah.





Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2015 12:56 AM (Vm8WO)


Nasty and, evidently, banninnating....

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 01:07 AM (EzgxV)

337 >>>Nasty and, evidently, banninnating....

I guess so. Which one is this? I'm mainly paying attention to my drink(s) so I don't get to smell the whiff of ozone.

Posted by: DC in River City at June 05, 2015 01:08 AM (DguWY)

338 336 Nasty and, evidently, banninnating....
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 01:07 AM (EzgxV)

Our recent trolls are really some dullards.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2015 01:09 AM (Vm8WO)

339 333
331 Pay attention

Posted by: richard rigid at June 05, 2015 01:03 AM (BZqJC)



I would, but I don't have a magnifying glass powerful enough to render something that minuscule visible

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2015 01:04 AM (Vm8WO)


I seem to have missed a whole lot of disappearing trolls. Oh, well....back to catching up.....

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 01:09 AM (EzgxV)

340 Holy shit. Just saw a video clip of Perry announcing. The Luttrell brothers really look alike. Big catholic family down the street had 2 sets of identical twins, and while they looked a lot alike, we could tell them apart

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2015 01:12 AM (Vm8WO)

341 Shooting of Tamir Rice by Police Goes to Grand Jury

http://bit.ly/1dRbMbr

With video of the incident.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 05, 2015 01:13 AM (7YlUk)

342 I think I'm gonna call it a night, too. I'm out of beer, and I don't feel like going out in this heavy rain to get more. It all brings this song to mind...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mmx68VmTEo

Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 05, 2015 01:13 AM (vW6MS)

343 Our recent trolls are really some dullards.

Methinks that we have a Russian troll.

I call him Vladimir Sonofabitch. And yeah, he's not real bright.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 05, 2015 01:13 AM (0HooB)

344 339 I seem to have missed a whole lot of disappearing trolls. Oh, well....back to catching up.....
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 01:09 AM (EzgxV)

Yeah, my bad I quoted it right before it disappeared

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2015 01:14 AM (Vm8WO)

345 186 Sweet daughter informed me that most Trans are rejected by their families the second they reveal. I asked how she knew that since the number is exceedingly small

She said they have testimonials on you tube

I asked her if she had considered the notion that they may have always been difficult pains in the ass. Before the Trans moment.

It had not occured to her that their families may have had other good reason to avoid them, and that being Trans or gay does not mean you are without flaw or blame. Not becuase gay or Trans. Because pain in the ass
Posted by: ThunderB at June 05, 2015 12:03 AM (zOTsN)


My stepbrother fits this to a T.

Ghey as hell, NTTIAWWT, and a general asshole to everyone. He used to steal my mom's perfumes, come in and take my clothes to wear whenever he wanted, ignore seeing his dad unless he and his partner were coming to the area and needed a car to use while in the area, and if he didn't need a car, wouldn't go see his dad. When my stepdad died, he decided that he couldn't be bothered to come to town for the funeral, and his brothers and sister should just send him a check for his portion of the estate.

The kicker, knowing that his dad was very conservative and not a supporter of ghey marriage, he decides that he and his partner need to go to California to get married on what would have been his dad's birthday.

So yeah, I pretty much could see those snowflakes as being pains in the asses before they become butterflies.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at June 05, 2015 01:14 AM (+Fae7)

346 290 I asked her if she had considered the notion that they may have always been difficult pains in the ass. Before the Trans moment.

It had not occurred to her that their families may have had other good reason to avoid them, and that being Trans or gay does not mean you are without flaw or blame. Not because gay or Trans. Because pain in the ass
187 Read the comment I've linked in my sock first, ThunderB, then read the blog column it's a comment upon.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2015 12:38 AM (kivUY)
Holy Crap that woman is a NutJob,
She keeps taking people in because she has to save them? She has two sons that need her but F them I have to save a stranger,
Reminds me of the Life the Greatest Hitter for the Red Socks, his mother would lock him in the house and she would be at the Salvation Army helping other people. If it was not for baseball, that saved him.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 05, 2015 01:15 AM (CxEX+)

347 And I'm now synchronized to a dead thread. Yay, me!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 01:17 AM (EzgxV)

348 Kim Cattrall was Lassie.

Posted by: Michael at June 05, 2015 01:17 AM (KClXw)

349 One thing that I discovered via a commenter at Instapundit:

Did you know that Bruce Jenner was having plastic surgery all the way back in the 80s, when he was in his 30s?

Classic body dysmorphia.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 05, 2015 01:20 AM (WmQFZ)

350 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 05, 2015 01:23 AM (UVfht)

351 Reality check...

YOU made me look at that damn picture... again...

Posted by: BB Wolf at June 05, 2015 01:24 AM (qh617)

352 Hey Blanco. Late arrival for you

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2015 01:24 AM (Vm8WO)

353 Good l

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2015 01:27 AM (Vm8WO)

354 Lord, somebody kill it with fire

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2015 01:27 AM (Vm8WO)

355 Hey Blanco. Late arrival for you

Sometimes I venture out in to the big room. It's scary out there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 05, 2015 01:28 AM (UVfht)

356 355 Sometimes I venture out in to the big room. It's scary out there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 05, 2015 01:28 AM (

Meatspace? You are a brave 'ron

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2015 01:32 AM (Vm8WO)

357 OK, it's bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 05, 2015 01:33 AM (0HooB)

358 Hola, amigoz en loz intertuboz!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 12:06 AM (EzgxV)


Hey tentacles one, someone tried to set up an instagram account with one of my e-mail accounts listed. Doubt that it would have anything to do with your latest troubles, but wanted to let you know just in case.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 05, 2015 01:33 AM (7YlUk)

359 Meatspace? You are a brave 'ron

No, I just needed to get food.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 05, 2015 01:33 AM (UVfht)

360 Is there some new sort of mental-illness around here? I thought MUMR was limited to the daytime threads.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 01:34 AM (OQ9R7)

361 OK, it's bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 05, 2015 01:34 AM (0HooB)

362 Is there some new sort of mental-illness around here? I thought MUMR was limited to the daytime threads.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 01:34 AM (OQ9R7)

363 I take it some of the unusual behavior from the hamsters is caused by TB3K smiting things nearby?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 05, 2015 01:36 AM (UVfht)

364 362 Is there some new sort of mental-illness around here? I thought MUMR was limited to the daytime threads.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 01:34 AM (OQ9R7)

Seems to be catching, whatever it is. Either that, or we've gone up in the rankings and are more visible on the troll radar now.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 05, 2015 01:39 AM (J+mig)

365 So, just a glimpse of the madness at Casa de Cthulhu....we bought the place about 17 years ago, and it had quite a bit of original wiring from its construction in the 50's....and the first thing we did was laid in hot-and-cold Cat-5 data plumbing and good quality coax -- I have a 48-slot patch panel in the upper side of the coat closet by my front door. All of our phone jacks are actually wired for Cat-5, but terminated with telephone. The second was updating all outlets to actual grounded 3-prong.



When I realized the extent of the potential compromise, I yanked all the patch cords out of the coat closet and disconnected everything off of the remote switches. Much of the way I'm rebuilding it is similar to the way it was, 'cause I'd built it paranoid in the first place but gotten lazy in implementation.....but it's now 2015 and new tools are available -- including, as I'd mentioned, the firewall whose DMZ I'm currently writing from.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 01:40 AM (EzgxV)

366 Even when I was a kid watching the movie "Real Genius" I kept thinking: "I'm sorry, but why is a space laser that can incinerate the next Hitler wannabe such an evil idea it has to be associated with William Atherton?"

Do kids today need a trigger warning before watching Ghostbusters because the EPA guy is a villain?



Posted by: Glen at June 05, 2015 01:40 AM (1x4u/)

367 Is everyone ready for the big anniversary on June 15th?

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 05, 2015 01:40 AM (7YlUk)

368 The Jennerfactor: Bruce Jenner testified at the O.J. Simpson trial. Robert Kardashian testified at the O.J. Simpson trial. The Simpson's, the Jenner's and the Kardashian's were close neighbors.

Posted by: Ralph at June 05, 2015 01:40 AM (FS/ip)

369 358
Hola, amigoz en loz intertuboz!!!



Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 12:06 AM (EzgxV)



Hey tentacles one, someone tried to set up an instagram account with
one of my e-mail accounts listed. Doubt that it would have anything to
do with your latest troubles, but wanted to let you know just in case.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 05, 2015 01:33 AM (7YlUk)


I don't even know what instagram purports to do.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 01:41 AM (EzgxV)

370 Hey tentacles one, someone tried to set up an instagram account with
one of my e-mail accounts listed. Doubt that it would have anything to
do with your latest troubles, but wanted to let you know just in case.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 05, 2015 01:33 AM (7YlUk)

I don't even know what instagram purports to do.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 01:41 AM (EzgxV)


Hosting pictures that are made to look like polaroids or something.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 05, 2015 01:42 AM (7YlUk)

371 359
Meatspace? You are a brave 'ron

No, I just needed to get food.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 05, 2015 01:33 AM (UVfht)


Were you not fed?

D-E-V-O!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 01:43 AM (EzgxV)

372

365 So, just a glimpse of the madness at Casa de Cthulhu....


Are you now among the ranks of the secure?

Posted by: Arbalest at June 05, 2015 01:44 AM (FlRtG)

373 Those poor hamsters are getting a workout today.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 05, 2015 01:44 AM (J+mig)

374 Those poor hamsters are getting a workout today.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 05, 2015 01:44 AM (J+mig)

375 Oh. And Pete was a better friend to Shaun than Ed.

Posted by: Glen at June 05, 2015 01:45 AM (1x4u/)

376 Nice, big ass eh?
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at June 05, 2015 01:44 AM (BZqJC)

Faker than a 3 dollar bill.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 05, 2015 01:45 AM (J+mig)

377 359 Meatspace? You are a brave 'ron
No, I just needed to get food.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 05, 2015 01:33 AM (

But, that's why God made delivery guys.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2015 01:46 AM (Vm8WO)

378 Had a weird stutter there that caused a double post. I think today's nutter(s?) might be trying to overwhelm the comments section.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 05, 2015 01:47 AM (J+mig)

379 Were you not fed?

D-E-V-O!


Heh.

I was fed. A nice pork and green chile burrito. Should have heartburn half the night.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 05, 2015 01:47 AM (UVfht)

380 " I don't care what people like Bruce Jenner do. I don't care what gay people and trannies do. As a matter of fact, I know a few people who are gay, and I have no problem with them. My gut instinct is that they're that way and they can't make themselves be straight. "

This is the idiotic attitude that made us lose the topic entirely.

The left as the muslims hates us for what we are, cretin conservatives instead keep repeating this bullshit 'I have no problem with them bla bla bla'.

Then keep the fascist police because they come with the whole package.

No faggot has raised a finger to stop this lunacy.

Posted by: fromabroad at June 05, 2015 01:47 AM (rnV3B)

381 Why in the hell do minorities like Hillary? I'm serious, what on earth has she done, said, or stood for that they should like? What is her position or standing that makes her attractive to minorities at any level?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 05, 2015 01:48 AM (39g3+)

382 Bruce Jenner is not getting his sex changed, nor is he getting his gender changed. There is simply no possible way to do that. All the store-boughten tits, and store-boughten pussy do is to make him into a crude counterfeit of a woman. But he will remain a man, mutilated though he be, until Death claims him.


And those are the facts, ma'am.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2015 01:49 AM (OK5vN)

383 Posted by: fromabroad at June 05, 2015 01:47 AM (rnV3B)

General agreement. Very few of them have made any efforts against the Leftist Inquisition because they think it's benefiting them, even if they're uncomfortable with it.

They won't know exactly how mistaken they are until they win, and as with every past Leftist revolution, it starts eating its own.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 05, 2015 01:50 AM (J+mig)

384 I need to have my left leg removed, because, deep down, I'm a one-legged man.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 01:50 AM (OQ9R7)

385 Yeah there is no "sex change" operation. There's just a horrific mutilation of someone's body. They're insane, and not to be honored or considered brave. Only pitied and felt bad for. The idea that you're not actually your real gender and need to fix that is madness, not courage.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 05, 2015 01:51 AM (39g3+)

386 384 I need to have my left leg removed, because, deep down, I'm a one-legged man.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 01:50 AM (OQ9R7)

I need the world to bow and kiss the ring, because deep down, I identify as an emperor.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 05, 2015 01:51 AM (J+mig)

387 Williams:"Your honor, I'll do anything to be with my kids."
Judge:"Get a job with a steady paycheck."
Williams:"Except that."

Posted by: Glen at June 05, 2015 01:51 AM (1x4u/)

388 But he will remain a man, mutilated though he be, until Death claims him.

So you're saying that deep down, at the cellular level if you will, ol' Bruce will be XY till the day he dies?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 05, 2015 01:51 AM (UVfht)

389 So you're saying that deep down, at the cellular level if you will, ol' Bruce will be XY till the day he dies?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 05, 2015 01:51 AM (UVfht)

Barring any advances in genetic engineering that could change that, he's stuck there. A man can't become a woman anymore than a dog can become a cat.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 05, 2015 01:52 AM (J+mig)

390 ThunderB in the Emergency ONT says the camera date stamp on the Emma video is 2012.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:34 PM (Kvhy9)


Easiest thing in the world to fake that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2015 01:53 AM (OK5vN)

391 I need the world to bow and kiss the ring, because deep down, I identify as an emperor.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 05, 2015 01:51 AM (J+mig)

Hmm. I can't make a claim like that without rolling out a new name...

Posted by: Cato Augustus, Imperator Mundi at June 05, 2015 01:53 AM (J+mig)

392 # ha ha ha!

Posted by: elliot m at June 05, 2015 01:54 AM (vPhnb)

393 "Easiest thing in the world to fake that."
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2015 01:53 AM (OK5vN)

Those are really, really, really hard to fake.

Posted by: The Lawyer Suing the McKenzie Brothers at June 05, 2015 01:54 AM (OQ9R7)

394 367 Is everyone ready for the big anniversary on June 15th?
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 05, 2015 01:40 AM (7YlUk)


Um, lessee.. This?

2012 - Nik Wallenda becomes the first person to successfully tightrope walk over Niagara Falls.

Wait, WHAT?

Posted by: Charles Blondin at June 05, 2015 01:54 AM (sdi6R)

395 As for my stalker, his frustration level must be increasing by the day.....as of May 31, he thought he could paw through my Discover card account with impunity, now it's gone. He had computers and systems he could keylog....not so much these days. He can spy on my name and address so long as I live here....which means he gets to watch my lawn die while I do from the drought. He could brick my fiancee's work computer.....but she's up and running again while her company's forensics are running through the traces.....

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 01:56 AM (EzgxV)

396 Is everyone ready for the big anniversary on June 15th?
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 05, 2015 01:40 AM (7YlUk)

Um, lessee.. This?

2012 - Nik Wallenda becomes the first person to successfully tightrope walk over Niagara Falls.

Wait, WHAT?

Posted by: Charles Blondin at June 05, 2015 01:54 AM (sdi6R)


Hint: It's the 800th anniversary of something very, very important.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 05, 2015 01:58 AM (7YlUk)

397 Only real update with me is that car wreck over Memorial Day weekend was enough to total my old car. Hooray for gap coverage. Now I get the fun of car shopping. Probably settle for whatever's rock bottom cheap and isn't a complete rolling deathtrap. Anyone got any recommendations in the small car category?

Posted by: Cato Augustus, Imperator Mundi at June 05, 2015 01:59 AM (J+mig)

398 Hint: It's the 800th anniversary of something very, very important.

So, too recent for Vic's birthday...

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 05, 2015 02:00 AM (UVfht)

399 Hint: It's the 800th anniversary of something very, very important.
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 05, 2015 01:58 AM (7YlUk)

The invention of whisky? The only thing that kept the Irish from conquering the world?

Posted by: Cato Augustus, Imperator Mundi at June 05, 2015 02:00 AM (J+mig)

400 I'm guessing it is the Anniversary of the Magna Carta at Runnymeade.

...after a quick search.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 02:01 AM (OQ9R7)

401 That pussy used a safety harness. I did it on fookin' stilts.

Posted by: Charles Blondin at June 05, 2015 02:04 AM (sdi6R)

402 I'm guessing it is the Anniversary of the Magna Carta at Runnymeade.

...after a quick search.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 02:01 AM (OQ9R7)


Exactamundo!

America, and the Anglo-sphere more broadly, is special not because of "equality" or "democracy," but because of the rule of law, where everyone, including the government was restricted in the power over others.

This is in direct contradiction to the "General Will" of Rousseau, or the Hegelian dialectic's bastard welps of Communism and Fascism.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 05, 2015 02:05 AM (7YlUk)

403 Has anyone mentioned lately how much Win 8.x sucks donkey balls? 'Cause, I gotta tell you, I can testify!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 02:05 AM (EzgxV)

404 Has anyone mentioned lately how much Win 8.x sucks donkey balls? 'Cause, I gotta tell you, I can testify!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 02:05 AM (EzgxV)


You say that like it's a bad thing...

Posted by: A Tiajuana Donkey at June 05, 2015 02:07 AM (7YlUk)

405 Has anyone mentioned lately how much Win 8.x sucks donkey balls? 'Cause, I gotta tell you, I can testify!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 02:05 AM (EzgxV)


You say that like it's a bad thing...

Posted by: A Tiajuana Donkey at June 05, 2015 02:07 AM (7YlUk)

406 Maet -- please preserve as much as possible before this goes full Bl*zer.....forensics is on my list after safeguarding assets and building out a more secure infrastructure.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 02:08 AM (EzgxV)

407 381 >> Why in the hell do minorities like Hillary? I'm serious, what on earth has she done, said, or stood for that they should like? What is her position or standing that makes her attractive to minorities at any level?

She promises, as do all the other Dem candidates, to keep the gravy trains running. It's that simple.

Oh, and if you give Kerry an inch he will take a furlong.

John Kerry is still in stable condition.

John Kerry is reportedly in a stable relationship.

That is all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2015 02:09 AM (Sgf5Q)

408 Maet -- please preserve as much as possible before this goes full Bl*zer.....forensics is on my list after safeguarding assets and building out a more secure infrastructure.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 02:08 AM (EzgxV)


It's coming... from inside the house!

Posted by: Scary! at June 05, 2015 02:12 AM (7YlUk)

409 When will we know if Windows 10 is an abortion or not? Should I reserve a free upgrade?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:15 AM (Jm0fb)

410 Was.

Suicide.

Shocker!


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 05, 2015 12:19 AM (oVJmc)


The real shocker was when he woke up in Hell, and said, "Hey, what am I doing here? Cats have nine lives, and I was still only on number one." And Satan said, "Looking like a cat doesn't make you a cat, fuckhead."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2015 02:16 AM (OK5vN)

411 The other Troll is back.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:17 AM (Jm0fb)

412 She promises, as do all the other Dem candidates, to keep the gravy trains running. It's that simple.

That's horsecrap. That assumes the word "minority" means "shiftless lazy no good welfare bums" and there are not only plenty of white people on welfare, but plenty of minorities NOT on welfare. This may come as a shock but the majority of blacks in this country are middle class or wealthy. Its a smaller percentage than whites or especially asians, but its true.

Free stuff only matters to worthless poor welfare saps, and that does not mean "minorities." Why do all of them love Hillary Clinton? She's not only done nothing for them but nothing in her life period except ride the coattails of her husband and cover for his rapey ways.

Why do they like her, especially to such a heavy margin? Why?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 05, 2015 02:18 AM (39g3+)

413 I can still remember where I was the day John F. Kerry was assassinated.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:18 AM (Jm0fb)

414 408
Like I toldja matlock and cooth conspire

Posted by: Franco Franca at June 05, 2015 02:10 AM (5pxBE)


Yo, slave -- if we conspired, do you think I'd have to put this in the open on the blog? Everyone can tell by the lingering stench. Didn't Ira Weatheral go over on the planet of the Little People? It's been a long time since I've read it, but didn't he give himself over to slavery?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 02:19 AM (EzgxV)

415 When will we know if Windows 10 is an abortion or not? Should I reserve a free upgrade?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:15 AM (Jm0fb)


If you want my professional opinion...

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at June 05, 2015 02:20 AM (7YlUk)

416 When will we know if Windows 10 is an abortion or not? Should I reserve a free upgrade?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:15 AM (Jm0fb)


If you want my professional opinion...

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at June 05, 2015 02:20 AM (7YlUk)

417 12 years a Slav.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:20 AM (Jm0fb)

418 From what I've seen Windows 10 isn't too bad; not an atrocity like Windows 8.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 05, 2015 02:21 AM (39g3+)

419 It seems Windows 10 is more like Windows 7, which I liked.

"8" was an abortion.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 02:22 AM (OQ9R7)

420 I have Windows 7 which seems fine.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:22 AM (Jm0fb)

421 When will we know if Windows 10 is an abortion or not? Should I reserve a free upgrade?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:15 AM

Are you on win8, 7 or XP? It's still going to be "resource heavy" and demanding, though it does have the Start menu like xp/7. From what I understand it is still geared to serve touchpad devices, not PC's or laptops. Apparently.

Posted by: otho at June 05, 2015 02:23 AM (tBSrv)

422 You sure it wasn't 'K-Y' and 'Richard Gere' 'gerbil' they were discussing?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2015 12:47 AM (kivUY)


Richard Gere had better steer clear of those sweet little Arctic rodents, he might catch lemmingaids.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2015 02:24 AM (OK5vN)

423 Algernon!

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:25 AM (Jm0fb)

424 There are two windows development teams -- one is responsible for ME, Vista, and 8; the other for 98, XP, and 7. They generally alternate releases.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 02:25 AM (EzgxV)

425 I have Windows 7 which seems fine.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:22 AM

Then dig in and hold onto it. IMHO. You a pc user?

Posted by: otho at June 05, 2015 02:25 AM (tBSrv)

426 Algernon!

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:26 AM (Jm0fb)

427 But alas I'm being made to care.
----------
The ONLY place I have seen any mention of the Bruce/Caitlyn crap is here on AoS. And I don't care.

I still think adding female breasts is OK but not the clipping and slitting that is yet to come in the saga.

Posted by: RioBravo at June 05, 2015 02:26 AM (NUqwG)

428
If for some reason you want to see Mattress girl naked in a porn- er-
art video here it is VERY NSFW trigger warning (*she is as attractive as
Trigger)
http://www.cecinestpasunviol.com/

Posted by: docweasel at June 05, 2015 02:28 AM (XxzcU)

429 I have Windows 7 on a laptop.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:28 AM (Jm0fb)

430 I can't watch that video on Palemoon. It plays on Internet Explorer. Isn't Windows Launching a new browser?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:30 AM (Jm0fb)

431 XP was probably their best product, but 7 works pretty well. A bit naggy, but tolerable. 8 is awful, its a step back in nearly every way. Its slower, takes more steps to do everything, its just terrible.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 05, 2015 02:31 AM (39g3+)

432 I have Windows 7 on a laptop.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:28 AM

If you like how 7 works, you're gonna hate 8/10... though 10 is an improvement over 8, but it's still the same sort of system ... just not as enraging. 10 is still like being punched in the face, just without the insult about your mother also, like 8 does. That's the feed back I've heard from a couple of peeps.

Posted by: otho at June 05, 2015 02:33 AM (tBSrv)

433 My kid says he looks like Jessica Lange

Posted by: ThunderB at June 05, 2015 12:11 AM (zOTsN)

Ding ding ding!!! That's the name I was looking for.

Posted by: Blano at June 05, 2015 02:33 AM (heN73)

434 Maybe the new Windows Browser won't suck ass.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:34 AM (Jm0fb)

435 Hint: It's the 800th anniversary of something very, very important.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 05, 2015 01:58 AM (7YlUk)


Magna Carta?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2015 02:35 AM (OK5vN)

436 The banhammer is broken.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:35 AM (Jm0fb)

437 Just so we're clear, "gay conversion therapy" is so mentally and emotionally damaging that California, New Jersey, Oregon and D.C. have banned it for minors, and the Obama administration has called for a nationwide band.

However, radical surgical transformation, genital mutilation and a lifetime of hormone treatments have absolutely no adverse consequences, and is completely okey-dokey for kids.

What a fucked-up society we live in.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at June 05, 2015 02:36 AM (t8s/V)

438 431
XP was probably their best product, but 7 works pretty well. A bit
naggy, but tolerable. 8 is awful, its a step back in nearly every way.
Its slower, takes more steps to do everything, its just terrible.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 05, 2015 02:31 AM (39g3+)


While the rebuild is in progress, I'm using this Win8 thing to do configurations. Every time I try to move the trackpad across the screen too fast, it wants to go to cellphone mode. You cannot imagine how close this box has come to impacting the nearest wall.....

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 02:36 AM (EzgxV)

439 I'll bring this up in the Weekend Food thread, but I'm looking to do a different sort of chicken-wing this year for "Wingfest".

I'll be messing with flavors like orange, ginger, garlic, soy, pineapple and peanut.

I always did a bed of rice with crushed nacho chips, tomato and jar-sauce, (Ortega). I called it "Spanish Rice", even though it wasn't.

The wings were first dipped in a cumin and garlic sauce/slurry and then coated in Ortega Taco Sauce with added spices before being re-baked to make the sauce caramelize.

They have been a hit for years, but I'd like to hit-up The Horde for "The Best Wings You've Ever Had".

You don't need to know the recipe. I'd just like to know what they were called and why you liked them.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 02:37 AM (OQ9R7)

440 I tried to use the touchpad when my USB jacks wore out. It left clicks on everything by itself. I found another USB jack.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:39 AM (Jm0fb)

441 I have been eating Meatloaf like crazy lately. Why eat anything else?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:40 AM (Jm0fb)

442
431 XP was probably their best product, but 7 works pretty well. A bit naggy, but tolerable. 8 is awful, its a step back in nearly every way. Its slower, takes more steps to do everything, its just terrible.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 05, 2015 02:31 AM (39g3+)


Its not a step back. Well not just a step back. Its a step back and three steps to the left. Hey let's make everyone's PC act like its got the same screen size as phone or a tablet, because everyone wants fucking minesweeper to take up their entire screen!

Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2015 02:42 AM (zt+N6)

443 Domain Nationality is New Zealand.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:42 AM (Jm0fb)

444 I tried to use the touchpad when my USB jacks wore out. It left clicks on everything by itself. I found another USB jack.


Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:39 AM (Jm0fb)


There is a "feature" on Windows laptops called "tapping". If you lightly tap the touchpad, it acts like a double-click on a left mouse button. It is very annoying, especially if you have a light touch on the touchpad anyway. And it is default enabled, goddam it. But, quite often you can go into Control Panel, and disable it via the mouse properties dialog, and all is well again. But sometimes, that is impossible, because the touchpad driver in use doesn't have the "unselect" option for "tapping". In that case, you have to download and install a new driver.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2015 02:45 AM (OK5vN)

445 Why does one operating system have to fit all?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:46 AM (Jm0fb)

446 I have to say that it's just too ironic that someone who decides to thoroughly annoy a boring CPA who has ironically taken on the identity of Cthulhu, Lord of Insanity.......seems to be afflicted with insanity on a level associated with actual exposure to Cthulhu as a result.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 02:46 AM (EzgxV)

447 "I have been eating Meatloaf like crazy lately. Why eat anything else?"
-Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:40 AM (Jm0fb)

Years ago, I wouldn't eat it the way my beloved Mother made it. When I saw a commercial that mentioned "onion soup mix", I asked Mom if she had ever tried that.

...After that?

...it was all gravy.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 02:48 AM (OQ9R7)

448
I have been eating Meatloaf like crazy lately. Why eat anything else?


Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:40 AM (Jm0fb)


I approve this message.

Posted by: Meatloaf at June 05, 2015 02:48 AM (OK5vN)

449 I unchecked tap to click and it clicks everywhere you hover.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:48 AM (Jm0fb)

450 Why does one operating system have to fit all?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:46 AM

You're supposed to be using those new little gadgets like all the cool kids. Stop being an old man, granddad. Get with the times and get hip.

Posted by: otho at June 05, 2015 02:49 AM (tBSrv)

451 "THAT PUPPY WAS DEAD WHEN I FOUND IT."

*LMFAO!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 02:50 AM (OQ9R7)

452 Wow.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 02:52 AM (EzgxV)

453 Some people must get really defective copies of "how to prove you're not a troll."

Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2015 02:53 AM (zt+N6)

454 I hate touch screens.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:54 AM (Jm0fb)

455 I have to admit....that was spectacular.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 02:56 AM (EzgxV)

456 I unchecked tap to click and it clicks everywhere you hover.


Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:48 AM (Jm0fb)


Are you sure you successfully unchecked it? Maybe it re-checked itself, or the the check box was grayed out? Try installing a generic mouse/touchpad driver.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2015 02:57 AM (OK5vN)

457 Help. I'm being oppressed.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:57 AM (Jm0fb)

458 456 I hate touch screens.


Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:54 AM (Jm0fb)


Touch screens on phones and tablets is ok. Even on a laptop it can be functional at times. But for a desktop or a laptop most of the time? Hell no. You're smearing up the screen. And not only is your finger in the way, like with a smartphone its your whole arm that's blocking your view.

Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2015 02:57 AM (zt+N6)

459 Touch screens on phones and tablets is ok. Even on a laptop it can be functional at times. But for a desktop or a laptop most of the time? Hell no. You're smearing up the screen. And not only is your finger in the way, like with a smartphone its your whole arm that's blocking your view.

Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2015 02:57 AM (zt+N6)


I'm a spatial individual, and I like having multiple screens to spread stuff over.

Multitasking seems to be a dying idea, when it comes to phones and tablets.

The best possible implication of a touch/tablet screen was Gnome 3... though it was lousy for a desktop or even a laptop...

Posted by: The Spatial hat at June 05, 2015 03:02 AM (7YlUk)

460 Touch screens on phones and tablets is ok. Even on a laptop it can be functional at times. But for a desktop or a laptop most of the time? Hell no. You're smearing up the screen. And not only is your finger in the way, like with a smartphone its your whole arm that's blocking your view.

Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2015 02:57 AM (zt+N6)


I'm a spatial individual, and I like having multiple screens to spread stuff over.

Multitasking seems to be a dying idea, when it comes to phones and tablets.

The best possible implication of a touch/tablet screen was Gnome 3... though it was lousy for a desktop or even a laptop...

Posted by: The Spatial hat at June 05, 2015 03:02 AM (7YlUk)

461 Touch screens on phones and tablets is ok. Even on
a laptop it can be functional at times. But for a desktop or a laptop
most of the time? Hell no. You're smearing up the screen. And not
only is your finger in the way, like with a smartphone its your whole
arm that's blocking your view.

Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2015 02:57 AM (zt+N6)


And the touch-screens on those little point-of-sale terminals where you use a debit card to pay are especially bad. They simply don't seem to register even a firm finger-push. Maybe a 3-pound sledge?

Look people. I am literate. I can read and write, and do basic arithmetic in my head faster than you can key it into the till. Quit trying to saddle me with devices intended for the illiterate lumpenproletariat.

/rant

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2015 03:03 AM (OK5vN)

462 G'night everyone.

Really enjoying the new quantum comments. It's fun to watch them pop in and out of existence.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 05, 2015 03:04 AM (UVfht)

463 Don't let your Meat Loaf.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 05, 2015 03:04 AM (zRby/)

464 I'm sorry -- I know the rulez are "don't feed the trollz", but this needs to be preserved:




460
454 You have the whole internet and this is what you do?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:53 AM (Jm0fb)



Naw, just when 'accountants' give me shit because it thinks it "Knows" something which ain't so.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at June 05, 2015 03:00 AM (5pxBE)


'cause he's taken every opportunity to act reasonably....

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 03:04 AM (EzgxV)

465 464 Can someone give any enlightenment as to the origins, purpose, goal, identity, reason or motivation behind the "Ira/Matlock" troll comments?

What is going on? And why?

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2015 03:00 AM (jBuUi)


He was acting really odd and peculiar one night. Cooth wondered if maybe this very odd and peculiar guy was the prick pulling an identity theft on him. It made him snap like the insecure little psycho bitch that he is. Maet got sick of his tantrum and gave him a time out. And rather than just sit quietly apologize for acting so odd and get it removed he proceeds to demonstrate that he is a troll and should probably be given an even stronger ban because of what a little dicked loser he is.

Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2015 03:05 AM (zt+N6)

466 Ice + mental illness. Not a good combo.

Posted by: otho at June 05, 2015 03:06 AM (tBSrv)

467 462
G'night everyone.

Really enjoying the new quantum comments. It's fun to watch them pop in and out of existence.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 05, 2015 03:04 AM (UVfht)


+100!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 03:06 AM (EzgxV)

468 Holy shit, they got zombie Oderus Urungus on tonight's RedEye...

... wait, oh, it's Gavin McInnes.

Posted by: can hardly believe my eyes at June 05, 2015 03:07 AM (xsnUW)

469 G'Night, Blanco.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 03:07 AM (OQ9R7)

470 >>>I have been eating Meatloaf like crazy lately. Why eat anything else?



Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 02:40 AM (Jm0fb) <<<



Plenty of me to go around.

Posted by: Meatloaf at June 05, 2015 03:09 AM (xsnUW)

471 Is Maet playing whack a mole again?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 05, 2015 03:10 AM (zRby/)

472 I think GWAR is from here. They've had a lot of members.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 03:10 AM (Jm0fb)

473 Ira, you and Bruce Jenner oughta get a room. You could swap attention-whore stories.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2015 03:10 AM (OK5vN)

474 Oderus Urungus died in March of 2014.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 03:11 AM (Jm0fb)

475 -Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at June 05, 2015 03:07 AM (5pxBE)

Why are you screwing with the rest of us, then? I just came here to chat, dude.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 03:13 AM (OQ9R7)

476 I used to cut up the meatload then mix the bits and the gravy all in with the mashed potatoes.

Drove my Mom wild. She had a "thing" about how you were supposed to eat your food.

I still like to do that. but I don't get meatloaf too often these days.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 05, 2015 03:13 AM (zRby/)

477 465
464 Can someone give any enlightenment as to the origins, purpose,
goal, identity, reason or motivation behind the "Ira/Matlock" troll
comments?



What is going on? And why?



Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2015 03:00 AM (jBuUi)





He was acting really odd and peculiar one night. Cooth wondered if
maybe this very odd and peculiar guy was the prick pulling an identity
theft on him. It made him snap like the insecure little psycho bitch
that he is. Maet got sick of his tantrum and gave him a time out. And
rather than just sit quietly apologize for acting so odd and get it
removed he proceeds to demonstrate that he is a troll and should
probably be given an even stronger ban because of what a little dicked
loser he is.

Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2015 03:05 AM (zt+N6)


That is an excellent "outside" summation. From the "inside" he has also used several catchphrases, quotes, or references from information inside my accounts, emails, and information to show that he is the same guy who either dropped a keylogger on me or did a "man-in-the-middle" proxy. Unfortunately, the drives and emails for this are currently at forensics and are not currently available.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 03:14 AM (EzgxV)

478 I'll stop using XP when they pry it from my cold dead Dell 4700.

Fcuk Microsoft.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 05, 2015 03:15 AM (zRby/)

479 Why you Cooth?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 05, 2015 03:16 AM (zRby/)

480 I'll stop using XP when they pry it from my cold dead Dell 4700.Fcuk Microsoft.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 05, 2015 03:15 AM

Yeah, I still use XP. I'll have to go to 7 eventually (if I can still get it)... but even 7 is strange and frightening to me.

Posted by: otho at June 05, 2015 03:17 AM (tBSrv)

481 We're liable to get a whole new (and not so fun) commenting system because of dick heads like Ira.

It's always some whacko that ruins it for the rest.

Sic 'em Maet. KILL.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 05, 2015 03:18 AM (zRby/)

482 478
I'll stop using XP when they pry it from my cold dead Dell 4700.

Fcuk Microsoft.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 05, 2015 03:15 AM (zRby/)


Linux distros. I've had my eye on 'em for a while, but with this latest scramble I've had to look more deeply -- I'm surprised Microsoft is still in business.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 03:18 AM (EzgxV)

483 So...

I have a laptop that ran XP and has a dead HD.

After getting a new HD, which OS should I put on? I'm leaning towards multiple.

So far, the strongest recommendations have been Mint Linux, Haiku, and Free BSD.

Haiku is a reconstruction of BeOS (which I liked), and I'd like at least one flavor of Linus and one of BSD.

Any others.

Also, any preferred multi-OS boot suggested.

Posted by: The Computational Hat at June 05, 2015 03:18 AM (7YlUk)

484 -Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 05, 2015 03:13 AM (zRby/)

My business partner went a little nuts when I combined my mashed potatoes & gravy with the roast beef and corn.

I made "baby-food" out of it and they, (he and his brother), were obsessive-compulsive about it.

They complained that the roast beef was cooked perfectly and should be enjoyed on its own. --It was cooked perfectly!

...but when combined with the potatoes, extra gravy and corn?

...Oh-Hell-Yeah.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 03:19 AM (OQ9R7)

485 moron reporting in - haven't read the thread - bourbon consumption aok

Posted by: Vertov at June 05, 2015 03:20 AM (rRr9n)

486 Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 03:18 AM (EzgxV)

I've commented about Linux before but more and more I'm coming to the conclusion that I'm gonna have to solve the problems I have with Linux.

Am working on putting one on a stick for demo see how it works and if it's usable for me.

Still, my xp is still working fine. I hate that they could just up and stop supporting it. Arrogant fcuks.

I'm hoping some intrepid band of programmers works up something in the meantime.

XP is the best system Microsoft ever put out. So of course they had to abandon it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 05, 2015 03:21 AM (zRby/)

487 I think you can bootstrap several and flip back and forth.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 03:21 AM (Jm0fb)

488 479
Why you Cooth?


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 05, 2015 03:16 AM (zRby/)


So far as I can tell, it's because I've been using "cthulhu" as a login since the early '80s, and this young thug thinks it's unfair that I should have something he just now thought was cool because I got to it 10 years before he was born.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 03:24 AM (EzgxV)

489 I tried reading about Linux but they lost me in all that kernel talk.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 03:24 AM (Jm0fb)

490 I've taken precautions and every month or so I clone my HD so that I have an instantly working copy of my current system.

I then to incremental backups during the month to catch any odd stuff I want to keep.

I've tested it and the switch takes about 5 minutes from off to on.

XP Uber Alles.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 05, 2015 03:25 AM (zRby/)

491 I tried reading about Linux but they lost me in all that kernel talk.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2015 03:24 AM (Jm0fb)


Mmmm... popcorn...

Some mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBYjZTdrJlA

Posted by: The Poppin' Hat at June 05, 2015 03:26 AM (7YlUk)

492 481
We're liable to get a whole new (and not so fun) commenting system because of dick heads like Ira.

It's always some whacko that ruins it for the rest.

Sic 'em Maet. KILL.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 05, 2015 03:18 AM (zRby/)


Something I've been soft-pedaling but you kind o' put it out there -- I think I got malwared on ONT with a commenter drop. I'm spending thousands of dollars to confirm or deny with the results not in yet, but.....

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 03:28 AM (EzgxV)

493

" ... this young thug thinks it's unfair that I should have something he just now thought was cool because I got to it 10 years before he was born.


It is unfair ... socially unfair ... particularly for a troll who thinks "Ira" is a kewl name.

His mommy said it was kewl, while pouring his morning bowl of Kaboom and slicing his waffle for him ... it was the only way to prevent a meltdown.

Posted by: Average Quikie Mart Shopper at June 05, 2015 03:28 AM (FlRtG)

494 What I have trouble with is that so far no distro works "out of the box" for me.

I loaded up a few and they either fail finding drivers or (the worst one) they screwed up the display so bad I couldn't use it. (put it practically in another monitor that's if I was using two monitors but I wasn't)

So I'm going to try to get one to load from a stick and if that's successful, I may go for a dual boot.

We'll see. I've a good setup now so I'm not busting my butt to make it happen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 05, 2015 03:30 AM (zRby/)

495 I stuck with XP for as long as I could. In fact, it's still on the secondary HD in this machine, and I can shut down and boot XP whenever I want. But I'm doing it less and less, and have gotten used to Windows 7, which I had to get to run work-related software.


I installed Linux Mint on a machine I have at my place in Arizona, and I can truthfully say that no OS install, ever, that I have done, was easier. If it were not for the work-related software, I'd run LinuxMint here at home, too. And the guy who developed the software in question is not anti-Linux; in fact he tried to run his own program on a Linux machine with a Windows emulator, and he said it just did not work well. Graphics. He wrote the program for Win 7, because that's what new laptops ship with, and that's what the typical user buys.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2015 03:31 AM (OK5vN)

496 Nah. A Kaboom kid wouldn't get waffles and in any event, wouldn't have a sense of entitlement. Kaboom is for those who accept their worthlessnesss and embrace failure. A Kaboom kid is a self aware kid.

Posted by: otho at June 05, 2015 03:33 AM (tBSrv)

497 Well... since no one wants to talk about chicken wings, I guess I should hang 'em up for the evening.

I hope you all remain well and I sincerely hope Ira works out his differences in a way that allows everyone peace.

I will pray for you, Ira. Know that I love you and God loves you. You're not a douchebag.

...you're simply acting like one.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 03:34 AM (OQ9R7)

498 Prove you're a man and stop.

I'm betting you won't. You feel empowered by doing this.

This is the only place that you feel like that.

That's because you're a failure. A loser. A pathetic piece of dribble that didn't drip out of your mom's cunt.

She knew when she had you that you were worthless.

That's why she treated you so bad. And your Father?

He left the day you were born. Took one look and split.

You're mom had to whore herself out for months to find someone willing to support your worthless ass. That guy you call Dad is just your Mom's long term JOHN.

A walking wallet. He's not worth much either.

You're whole family's a bunch of losers.

Look up assholes in the dictionary and there's your family portrait.

gutless coward. simp and a wimp.

you're dumber than a baboon and uglier than a dead possum.

did your mom have any kids that lived?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 05, 2015 03:39 AM (zRby/)

499 Night all.

Here is some soul-stealing Irish sisters dancin' to allegedly traditional tunes... as well as other stuff...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDRP51U_LKI

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 05, 2015 03:41 AM (7YlUk)

500 No we'll have you to blame because you're the asshole.

Can't relate to anyone unless you put them down.

There's a reason for that. A good psychiatrist could give you some insights on why you're such a loser in life. and why you do such destructive and useless stuff.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 05, 2015 03:42 AM (zRby/)

501 516
oooh poor coothoo spending thousands and thousands of dollars, (sob()

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at June 05, 2015 03:34 AM (5pxBE)


It's truly amazing how many times you win friends and influence people every time you open your mouth. Slave.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 03:42 AM (EzgxV)

502 Well let's leave Maet to show this turd to the nearest sewer.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 05, 2015 03:43 AM (zRby/)

503 Poor old Ira. He seems to have a positive genius for erasing any residual goodwill that any of us might have had for him. Reminds me of the classic short story by Poe, The Imp of the Perverse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2015 03:49 AM (OK5vN)

504 And, still, I remain.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 03:49 AM (EzgxV)

505 You're cracking, Ira....



I'm not.




If you ever want a hand to help you back to sanity, you can call Cthulhu. You've got the numbers.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 03:59 AM (EzgxV)

506 511
I had to change out some capacitors in my radio. The dialectic had gone bad, and they shorted out.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2015 03:58 AM (OK5vN)


When my grandfather died, he had so much toxic-melted-out-dilectric capacitor shit that he could have had his own superfund site.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 04:02 AM (EzgxV)

507 Well, time for this cowboy to hit the hay. Thank you, Maetenloch, for sanitizing the the thread. It is a trial, to be sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2015 04:03 AM (OK5vN)

508 Have I mentioned my blog lately?

Posted by: Dave M at June 05, 2015 04:06 AM (Cbzos)

509 I want to add some thanks to Maet -- and with some specific side notes: the more I learn about this stuff, the more I'm impressed by his stewardship. Ace is truly blessed to have him as his wingman, and we are truly blessed to have his attention on the ONT -- not to mention that he also provides copious valuable content.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 04:10 AM (EzgxV)

510 This Ira character -- what caused its tantrum, other than mental illness? Any particular thing at all?

Posted by: Edgar Allan Schmoe at June 05, 2015 04:13 AM (/f6Nd)

511 507 Well, time for this cowboy to hit the hay. Thank you, Maetenloch, for sanitizing the the thread. It is a trial, to be sure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2015 04:03 AM (OK5vN)


You know the funny part of all this is that I haven't had to 'do' anything. Once the TB3K has enough information, it can basically run autonomously. So I just sit back and let it go.

Ira, do you not realize that your ip addresses are being recorded? Do you not believe that an abuse report would be made to Comcast? Do you not think your ip addresses couldn't be given to the authorities or worse - cthulu?

Posted by: Maetenloch at June 05, 2015 04:16 AM (wqVD1)

512 510
This Ira character -- what caused its tantrum, other than mental illness? Any particular thing at all?

Posted by: Edgar Allan Schmoe at June 05, 2015 04:13 AM (/f6Nd)


@488

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 04:18 AM (EzgxV)

513 I really don't know what to tell you Ira. Just my thought on this whole matter is that you should just forget about it. Sometimes the best response is no response at all.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 04:18 AM (U7H1n)

514 What Ira Should Say:

I apologize for my intrusions. I was not in my "right mind" after what I perceived as a character assassination by others.

I have not handled myself in a manner that befits my actual self and I would do better to find a one-on-one way to remedy my grievances.

My disruption of others' joy has been a selfish endeavor and for that, I apologize.

I cannot explain my obsessive behavior, other than to tell you that I was really pissed off about mis-characterizations of my activities.

I have never "hacked" anyone's anything. I am simply pissed that I have been implicated in such a manner.

Once everything has been resolved, it will be proven that I am not a "hacker". My reputation will have been restored and we can all rest easy.

Until that point, I will conduct myself in a manner that exemplifies my simple truth and sense of self.

I'll no longer accept "collateral damage" as anything more than a selfish attempt to shove people around. --That was wrong.

I hope you all accept my apology and I'll accept that you don't.

I've made my own bed and I'll lie in it.

-What Ira Weatherall Should Have Said

Posted by: Goatee-Wearing Ira Weatheralll at June 05, 2015 04:23 AM (OQ9R7)

515 "Once everything has been resolved, it will be proven that I am not a
"hacker". My reputation will have been restored and we can all rest
easy.
"

You claim to be a Conservative?

Who the hell has to prove their innocence? Is that the way works now?

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 04:27 AM (U7H1n)

516 "You claim to be a Conservative?

Who the hell has to prove their innocence? Is that the way works now?
"
-Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 04:27 AM (U7H1n)

You're just not getting the "jist". Since you are a proven, serial child molester, you should know better.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 04:30 AM (OQ9R7)

517 @477 and @488 seem like a good summary....unless the numbers get shifted again.....

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 04:31 AM (EzgxV)

518 Ecstatic is misspelled on the wheel of feelings.

Posted by: jix at June 05, 2015 04:36 AM (heq88)

519 I got the jist of it alright.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 04:36 AM (U7H1n)

520 I got the jist of it alright.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 04:36 AM (U7H1n)

521 ...and you act like a child, Ira. That speaks volumes. I'll continue to pray for you because you're not a horrible person.

...you're simple acting that way.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 04:37 AM (OQ9R7)

522 I had the same damn accusation thrown at me.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 04:37 AM (U7H1n)

523 Guilt was assumed until I proved my innocence.

Yeah, thats how Conservatives operate and when any dissent is voiced
crap like this shows up,

"You're just not getting the "jist". Since you are a proven, serial child molester, you should know better.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 04:30 AM (OQ9R7)"
Did that make you feel good to type that? Make you feel like a better person?

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 04:42 AM (U7H1n)

524 It's kinda entertaining watching what the hamsters turn all of his random repeat spewings into, in its own weird way. Like watching a trainwreck. I bet he thinks he's ruining the ONT, too. I'm gonna go make some popcorn.

Posted by: Cato Augustus, Imperator Mundi at June 05, 2015 04:46 AM (J+mig)

525 "I had the same damn accusation thrown at me."
-Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 04:37 AM (U7H1n)

By reading anything I've ever posted, you'd know that I was making a point in a make-believe, AoSHQ atmosphere.

"Innocent Until Proven Guilty" is a foundation. It is a level, concrete structure upon which our society is built.

If you're telling me that people aren't castigated in The Real World, then I'll simply laugh.

People are "tried" in the media and socially "hung" all the time. It is wrong.

That's why I made the statement I made on behalf of someone that is being "hung" before the "trial".

Most people that act out like that are mentally ill. It doesn't mean that they are nefarious. It simply means that they are driven by extreme emotion.

Were I to speak on behalf of the castigated, emotional individual?

...that is what I would say.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 04:50 AM (OQ9R7)

526 "Did that make you feel good to type that? Make you feel like a better person?"
-Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 04:42 AM (U7H1n)

Nope. Did your original post make you feel superior?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 04:52 AM (OQ9R7)

527 527




522 I had the same damn accusation thrown at me.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 04:37 AM (U7H1n)



Yeah by hotslap or whatever,

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at June 05, 2015 04:41 AM (5pxBE)


IIRC, I was having this massive multipronged attack going on and described it to the Horde (they're normally hidden). A couple of the folks behaved oddly, and I half-jokingly responded, "so it was you?" On one side, they lost their shit and are continuing to do so today and have shown evidence of knowing information only available inside my accounts.

On another side, the person immediately threw themselves upon the Horde and exposed identity information that a Cob quickly sanitized. I have apologized and will continue to apologize for any discomfort felt by the commentor, and I am impressed at how this commenter stood up to avoid excessive paranoia.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 04:53 AM (EzgxV)

528 If you participate in what you say is wrong what does that say about you?

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 04:54 AM (U7H1n)

529 "If you participate in what you say is wrong what does that say about you?"
-Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 04:54 AM (U7H1n)

I don't even know what that means.

...and at this point, I don't care.

I tried to help someone with a fictional apology and you're picking nits.

...doesn't matter. I'll assume that I made a mistake somewhere and I'll just eat it.

I'll concede that your premise is correct, because it is.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 05:03 AM (OQ9R7)

530 *static*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 05:05 AM (OQ9R7)

531 This is almost as fun as when I first started posting here. How I miss Rum's early morning drunken rages.

Those were the days.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 05:08 AM (U7H1n)

532 *wanders in rubbing sleep from eyes as cat ears twitch sensing something*

*eyes widen*

Children.... I don't know what to say. Back to writing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 05:08 AM (Kvhy9)

533 This is almost as fun as when I first started posting here. How I miss Rum's early morning drunken rages.

Those were the days.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 05:08 AM (U7H1n)

534 528
If you participate in what you say is wrong what does that say about you?


Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 04:54 AM (U7H1n)


I described a serious situation. You made a comment, I tossed out that you were under suspicion and you treated it seriously and even over-shared. I'm sorry that I caused you any distress.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 05:11 AM (EzgxV)

535 Well the guy doesn't get Top Gun right. Iceman isn't the bad guy. He was Maverick's competitor but not the bad guy. And conflating the two is the equivalent of saying we can't keep score at kids' sporting events because someone's feelings might get hurt. Iceman doesn't do anything illegal, immoral, or unethical. In some ways, the Iceman character is the equivalent of one of the instructors pointing out the flaws of the main character.

The person writing this doesn't seem to have watched the movie in any intelligent way. The movie has always been about Cruise's character growing up and becoming responsible.

Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at June 05, 2015 05:12 AM (nRvEn)

536 ColdBeer1- I have been doing my chicken wings in Tequila, agave nectar, Adobo seasoning, cumin, lime juice and lime zest.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2015 05:13 AM (RWilL)

537 backs slowly away looking for the door handle....

Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at June 05, 2015 05:16 AM (4pjhs)

538 I described a serious situation. You made a comment, I tossed out that you were under suspicion and you treated it seriously and even over-shared. I'm sorry that I caused you any distress.


Dissect that statement. Here I'll help you.

"I described a serious situation" You described a felony.

"I tossed out that you were under suspicion" I did not see the joke to it and neither did Ira.

"and you treated it seriously" Do you see the problem here? You describe a serious situation and you think people are not supposed to treat is seriously.

Maybe you might want to think a bit next time and throw a /sarc tag out on your accusations.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 05:17 AM (U7H1n)

539 Ne Uni-chan, this makes me miss the lace wigs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 05:17 AM (Kvhy9)

540 Luap Nor climb off that bonfire of self pitying immolation.

Cthulhu is trying to apologize. And you are still picking at a minor nit because he forgot a /sarc tag while digital alligators are still trying to eat his arse off.

Humans are so weird, willing to flounce at the least provocation.

Foo.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 05, 2015 05:24 AM (Kvhy9)

541 I have pretty much said my piece. That is all.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 05:34 AM (U7H1n)

542 I have pretty much said my piece. That is all.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 05:34 AM (U7H1n)

543 538
I described a serious situation. You made a comment, I tossed out that
you were under suspicion and you treated it seriously and even
over-shared. I'm sorry that I caused you any distress.


Dissect that statement. Here I'll help you.

"I described a serious situation" You described a felony.

"I tossed out that you were under suspicion" I did not see the joke to it and neither did Ira.

"and
you treated it seriously" Do you see the problem here? You describe a
serious situation and you think people are not supposed to treat is
seriously.

Maybe you might want to think a bit next time and throw a /sarc tag out on your accusations.


Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 05:17 AM (U7H1n)


There's no sarc tag available. I'm $5G into this and counting and not particularly happy about it. I am treating it seriously.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 05:35 AM (EzgxV)

544 538
I described a serious situation. You made a comment, I tossed out that
you were under suspicion and you treated it seriously and even
over-shared. I'm sorry that I caused you any distress.


Dissect that statement. Here I'll help you.

"I described a serious situation" You described a felony.

"I tossed out that you were under suspicion" I did not see the joke to it and neither did Ira.

"and
you treated it seriously" Do you see the problem here? You describe a
serious situation and you think people are not supposed to treat is
seriously.

Maybe you might want to think a bit next time and throw a /sarc tag out on your accusations.


Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 05:17 AM (U7H1n)


There's no sarc tag available. I'm $5G into this and counting and not particularly happy about it. I am treating it seriously.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 05:35 AM (EzgxV)

545 I'm the new 'normal'.

No. No. And No.

The disordered individual does not to get to decide that their behaviors are normal any more then a child can pick up his excrement and smear it on the walls (Coprophilia) and proclaim that is normal. Some children engage in such actions but quickly discover their is no reward forthcoming from others.

Only those that are truly disturbed themselves would provide support and encouragement. But this is the Age of ObamaŽ where wrong is right.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 05, 2015 05:35 AM (xQX/f)

546 I have said my piece. There is no self immolation. It was an issue that needed to be addressed and I did to the best of my ability given my poor way with the written word.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 05:38 AM (U7H1n)

547 -Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 05:38 AM (U7H1n)

Next time? ...leave me out of it. Culling Innocent Bystanders is no way to prove a point.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 05:41 AM (OQ9R7)

548 Just started backwards trying to catch up. All I have to say, is this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EfxdbXb8GZo

Posted by: Agent J at June 05, 2015 05:53 AM (9Mtv3)

549 I'm going to stop praying for Ira.

...so there's that.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 05:57 AM (OQ9R7)

550 My apologies, Ira.

...you're a dick.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 06:01 AM (OQ9R7)

551 I didn't bring you into it. You invited yourself.

@516

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 06:10 AM (U7H1n)

552 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 05, 2015 06:11 AM (KCxzN)

553 All phucking night? What is the moon phase?

Posted by: RioBravo at June 05, 2015 06:11 AM (NUqwG)

554 I see I picked the wrong morning to be cheery.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2015 06:14 AM (9mTYi)

555 Be veeeewwwwyyy quite....

Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at June 05, 2015 06:15 AM (4pjhs)

556 "I didn't bring you into it. You invited yourself."

@516
-Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 06:10 AM (U7H1n)

Knock it off. That made a specific point and you know it.

Stop acting like a juvenile and I'll address you like the man you purport to be.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 06:16 AM (OQ9R7)

557 No. That made a specific point to you. You invited yourself into this mess. Maybe you should have not invited yourself in in the first place.

That would have made much more sense in the long run.


Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 06:22 AM (U7H1n)

558
Well, it's sunrise here.
At least that is reassuring.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2015 06:24 AM (9mTYi)

559 .
Normally this site is the ONE sane secular thing you can count on in the world of our Muslim King.

Today ..not so much.

Posted by: The ruse aint what it used to be at June 05, 2015 06:28 AM (7GI9v)

560 G'morning, all to most of y'all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2015 06:30 AM (VPLuQ)

561 ..."That would have made much more sense in the long run."
-Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 06:22 AM (U7H1n)

...says the "emotional" individual.

Stop "crying" at me.

I remain "unmoved".

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 06:30 AM (OQ9R7)

562 Le NOOD.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2015 06:31 AM (VPLuQ)

563 "I remain "unmoved"."

I suggest laying off the booze. Then understanding might creep into that clouded head of yours.

Have a good day slapweasel. I am done with subject.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 05, 2015 06:35 AM (U7H1n)

564 0.00000071428571 of the world population have SRS annually.

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at June 05, 2015 06:43 AM (JkAVZ)

565 wtf

"Sort of like how Nathan Hale backpedaled on his only one life to give regrets to save himself from the British noose." -- Lex @ wwtdd (Connor Cruise shame link)

Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 05, 2015 06:45 AM (hCdMd)

566 I simply do not care about specious accusations. Every post I've made has The Political Hat's, (h/t), 800-Year Anniversary, Magna Carta, Rule of Law, Federalist tilt to it.

For someone to call me a "statist" would be inaccurate to the Nth Degree.

*meh*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 05, 2015 06:48 AM (OQ9R7)

567 I suppose that it is wrong to wish that lightening bolts would rain down from the sky and burn absurd deviants and mortal enemies to a crisp. But, is it wrong to wish that it would happen in public, on live TV, during an interview? I really don't see anything wrong with that.

Posted by: goon at June 05, 2015 07:39 AM (gy5kE)

568 There's a simple way to determine if "Bruce/Caitlyn" is a man or is a woman.

Have him/her attempt to participate in any athletic games.

Let him/her take a blood test.

He/she will be found to have XY chromosomes, thus disqualifying HIM from participating as a female in female sports.

Posted by: Supreme Being at June 05, 2015 08:59 AM (SJ184)

569 Coming soon: Denise Hastert?

Posted by: Ken Railings at June 05, 2015 10:21 AM (nlQae)

570 Unless you are actually discussing the (IIRC) 1976 Olympiad, just don't talk about Mr. Cardassian. Problem solved.

Posted by: iugfv at June 05, 2015 10:33 AM (+WK/t)

571 Wow that wheel thing is really, really, negative.


Aren't most people at least neutral to happy about half the time? This gives at most 1/4 of the time to happy stuff (including the surprise), but inside that happy it is sort of negative happy as well.


Even their happy is lacking.


I can think of lots of ways to be happy that they just don't have. Like: pleased, content, calm, satisfied, stimulated, transcendent, blown away, wonderful, even being bored, isn't unhappy, it's just not occupied at the moment, it can lead to creativity, but it can be looking forward to something too, waiting expectantly, happily.



And how is "accepted" an emotion? That is being an object acted upon by someone else, not an emotion.


That chart was done by someone who needs depression medication. There is just a lid on how happy their life is.


Okay the Jenner stuff is just weird. I know, I'm a bigot, you caught me.


Men are men, there is a range inside that. All men vary.


Women are women, there is a range, there are tastes, what you like and what you don't like.


But you are still either a man and a woman. Two genders, only two, and you don't get to pick. Accept yourself for who you really are, don't mess around thinking because you are on a far side of a range of likes and interests you are something other than included in the range of human experience. That is death.


If you are not a man or a woman, you are not a human.


And I'm a bigot, I'm actually fine with that, it is in the range of human behavior, and I accept myself as a flawed woman.


Posted by: petunia at June 05, 2015 11:17 AM (VoCyE)

572 First of all, that photo is so photoshopped as to be laughable.

Secondly, Bruce is not beautiful in that photo as the oh-so-sophisticated proclaim; he is grotesque. I deeply pity him.

Thirdly, do the Jenner girls now have two mommies, or do they a mommy and a ---?

Posted by: Flyover Pilgrim at June 05, 2015 02:48 PM (YHP5A)

573 Two things, 1 if he didn't cut "it" off he's still a guy no matter how he dresses.
2nd doesn't this mean on Fathers day "she" isn't expecting a card or a present?

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2015 02:52 PM (av6Vs)

574 Nonsense; Chris Hughes has a religion. It''s Totalitarian progressivism. He just meant he went to school as a straight supposedly Christian and came out as a gay totalitarian progressive

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2015 08:46 PM (9HoBs)

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