Thursday Morning Open Thread

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1 OMD. Nice.

And foist.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 09:06 AM (7ObY1)

2 Time to read the content

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 04, 2015 09:06 AM (VPLuQ)

3 Let's see.

Posted by: HH at June 04, 2015 09:06 AM (Qia1Z)

4 Is this another gay music video that AoShq is known for?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 04, 2015 09:06 AM (iQIUe)

5 It's eight fifteen
And that's the time that it's always been
We got your message on the radio
Conditions normal and you're coming home

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 09:07 AM (7ObY1)

6 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 04, 2015 09:07 AM (kff5f)

7 i loved this tape.......yes......tape.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 09:08 AM (0O7c5)

8 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 04, 2015 09:08 AM (kff5f)

9 Bruce Jenner is as much of a woman as Max Klinger.

Posted by: blaster at June 04, 2015 09:08 AM (2Ocf1)

10 Alright who the fuk farted?

damned cubicle farm

Posted by: Bigby's Green Thumb at June 04, 2015 09:08 AM (3ZtZW)

11 I think it's beginning to really dawn on me- emotionally, deep down where it's "real" to me- that we live in a society where it is an act of courageous rebellion to tell the truth.

WASTF.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 04, 2015 09:09 AM (kff5f)

12 Over, and fabulously OUT.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 04, 2015 09:09 AM (L52Oz)

13 I got nuttin to say. At least nuttin nice. How about a spider pic?


http://goo.gl/G9kHs5

Posted by: maddogg at June 04, 2015 09:09 AM (xWW96)

14 Is Jenner now a ladyboy?

Posted by: Lester at June 04, 2015 09:09 AM (2UPXV)

15 I miss my mullet and convertible.

Posted by: Arson Wells at June 04, 2015 09:10 AM (UnJ7w)

16 Posted by: Bigby's Green Thumb at June 04, 2015 09:08 AM (3ZtZW)

As the Good Book says, "He who smelteth it, dealteth it."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 04, 2015 09:10 AM (kff5f)

17 You may comment here.



Thank you.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 09:10 AM (vPHeJ)

18 7 i loved this tape.......yes......tape.....


Remember "Joan of Arc"/"Maid of Orleans"?

Very creative band. Arty yett accessible, and killer hooks and melodies. If their sound hadn't been so very rooted in the Eighties, a lot of their songs would have had lasting power.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 09:10 AM (7ObY1)

19 Posted by: maddogg at June 04, 2015 09:09 AM (xWW96)

I see you've started adhering to truth in advertising.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 04, 2015 09:11 AM (kff5f)

20 Alright who the fuk farted?
damned cubicle farm



'scuse me.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 09:11 AM (vPHeJ)

21 >>> As the Good Book says, "He who smelteth it, dealteth it."

It was Paul!

Paul Myfinker!

Posted by: Bigby's Green Thumb at June 04, 2015 09:11 AM (3ZtZW)

22 Chick can toss a javelin though, so there's that.

Posted by: scottst at June 04, 2015 09:11 AM (Ltygl)

23 How is it that rope, tar and streetlight futures are not rising through the roof? I went way long and the market just isn't catching up to me. Crazy market.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 09:11 AM (LISuA)

24 That's the scene from Kung fu Panda:

You are free to eat.

(teacher proceeds to block panda from food)

(one dumpling left)

You are free to eat.

Am I?

Are you?

(Epic struggle for last dumpling. Panda finally gets it but tosses it to teacher)

I guess I'm not that hungry.

Posted by: @votermom at June 04, 2015 09:12 AM (cbfNE)

25 I see you've started adhering to truth in advertising.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 04, 2015 09:11 AM (kff5f)


Most of the 'ettes are on to my methods. Must give time to forget and become vulnerable again.

Posted by: maddogg at June 04, 2015 09:12 AM (xWW96)

26 New Title: Kutting it off with the Kardashians.

Posted by: scottst at June 04, 2015 09:12 AM (Ltygl)

27 Didn't take long to read the links today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 04, 2015 09:13 AM (GpgJl)

28 BenK channels Gabe?

I asked last thread, getting only a couple of jocular responses which were fine, but seriously (sort-of)...

Considering the assassination attempt rumors, has anybody heard anything about Kerry since he got on board that transport?

"Assassination attempt" better fits the whole scene* than "broken femur" (*flying his physician to Europe, taking the big transport back).

Not exactly Archduke Ferdinand level, but in a different nation in a different time, an assassination attempt on our Sec of State would evoke some response other than a cover-up. Nowadays....

* adjusting Mylar Stetson *

Posted by: mindful webworker - rock, roll, assembly required at June 04, 2015 09:13 AM (hrMmk)

29 Well that's a relief:

http://tinyurl.com/nw7m9fz

I don't often think about who controls the internet, but when I do, I want those who do control the internet to be the most corrupt.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 04, 2015 09:14 AM (BZAd3)

30 I may comment here or I may not. Who knows?

Posted by: The Shadow at June 04, 2015 09:14 AM (dMecD)

31 9 Bruce Jenner is as much of a woman as Max Klinger.
Posted by: blaster at June 04, 2015 09:08 AM (2Ocf1)


Boiled down to the essential truth. It's sCienCe!!!!1 lefties......

.... or, are you all deniers?


that we live in a society where it is an act of courageous rebellion to tell the truth.

And, here we are.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 04, 2015 09:14 AM (mmlFU)

32 I got a telemarketing TEXT at 230 in f'ing morning that woke me up. Bastards. It had something to do with soccer for some reason.

Posted by: Lea - Call me Haven Monahan at June 04, 2015 09:14 AM (lIU4e)

33 Because no one has done this in a while and I am a dick.



http://tinyurl.com/2fcpre6

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 04, 2015 09:15 AM (0FSuD)

34 22 Chick can toss a javelin though, so there's that.

What do you think will be the title of he/she's reality show?

Shatner already used "The Transformed Man."



Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 09:15 AM (7ObY1)

35 If you can't challenge students' thinking for fear of your job, isn't that by definition not doing your job? Especially in a university setting?

Posted by: MrScience_ at June 04, 2015 09:15 AM (V1J2t)

36 >>> Considering the assassination attempt rumors

Haven't heard anything like that.

Posted by: Bigby's Green Thumb at June 04, 2015 09:15 AM (3ZtZW)

37 32 I got a telemarketing TEXT at 230 in f'ing morning that woke me up. Bastards. It had something to do with soccer for some reason.
Posted by: Lea - Call me Haven Monahan
-----------------------------

At 230 in the morning, you should be using the vibrator function. On the phone too.

Posted by: Roy at June 04, 2015 09:16 AM (VndSC)

38 Ah, memories of HS and OMD...

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 09:16 AM (k2QA3)

39 Just to balance out the karma from that lovely sticky sweet syrupie music video you need some combat death metal rock. . . just for balance.

and fairness. and shit exploding.

Posted by: Jerume van Clank at June 04, 2015 09:16 AM (m5SsJ)

40 Posted by: mindful webworker - rock, roll, assembly required at June 04, 2015 09:13 AM (hrMmk)

So John Kerry's own bike tried to assassinate him?

Posted by: Arson Wells at June 04, 2015 09:16 AM (UnJ7w)

41 'Mornin', Horde. Chest cold from hell, Day 4. Bleh.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2015 09:16 AM (h4vJk)

42 Transdragonism?


Finally! A mental illness I can get behind>

Posted by: naturalfake at June 04, 2015 09:16 AM (KUa85)

43 Relocated, huh?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 04, 2015 09:16 AM (0HooB)

44 >>>It had something to do with soccer for some reason.

The BALLS on these guys!

Posted by: Bigby's Green Thumb at June 04, 2015 09:17 AM (3ZtZW)

45 Kerry assasination attempt by glue factory owner.

Posted by: @votermom at June 04, 2015 09:17 AM (cbfNE)

46 *Wanders in*

*Checks Pipboy 3000*

https://youtu.be/GE2BkLqMef4

*Wanders out*

Posted by: Wasteland Wanderer at June 04, 2015 09:17 AM (zt+N6)

47 Kerry looks like an epic spaz.He crashed his bike,simple as that.

Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2015 09:17 AM (mGBKM)

48 OMD "So in Love" lyrics

[In many ways the story of the Obama Administration]

Talk to me, don't lie to me
Save your breath

Don't look at me, don't smile at me
Just close your eyes

I was so impressed by you
I was running blind
I would fall for every trick
Every twist of mind

Heaven is cold
Without any soul
It's hard to believe
I was so in love with you

Don't say your prayers, don't build your hopes
Just walk away

Don't phone me up, don't call around
Don't waste your time

You were so in awe of me
You were so divine
You would do just anything
To still be mine

Heaven is cold
Without any soul
It's hard to believe
I was so in love with you

All the things you said to me
I was so obsessed
You were always talking talking
God I did my best

Heaven is cold
Without any soul
It's hard to believe
I was so in love with you

Posted by: scottst at June 04, 2015 09:17 AM (Ltygl)

49 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2015 09:16 AM (h4vJk)

Muccinex helped me with that.

Posted by: Arson Wells at June 04, 2015 09:17 AM (UnJ7w)

50 Wasn't "something to do with soccer" OMD's second big hit?

Posted by: Roy at June 04, 2015 09:18 AM (VndSC)

51 Things that made America great:

Not the fucking metric system.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 04, 2015 09:18 AM (BZAd3)

52 >>> What do you think will be the title of he/she's reality show?

Tran Wreck

Posted by: Bigby's Green Thumb at June 04, 2015 09:18 AM (3ZtZW)

53 you need some combat death metal rock. . . just for balance.

Opeth, "Demon of the Fall." Nobody does death metal like the Swedes. Mikael Akerfeldt is a genius.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS-sVOJTC9s

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 09:18 AM (7ObY1)

54 I got a telemarketing TEXT at 230 in f'ing morning that woke me up. Bastards. It had something to do with soccer for some reason.

Posted by: Lea - Call me Haven Monahan at June 04, 2015 09:14 AM


Soccer. It is a eurosocialist plot to piss us all off.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2015 09:18 AM (h4vJk)

55 Amazing that leftards cannot operate simple devices like umbrellas and bicycles yet they consider themselves qualified to operate a massive and complex government, with predictable results, and endless lame-assed excuses.

Posted by: maddogg at June 04, 2015 09:18 AM (xWW96)

56 * adjusting Mylar Stetson *

I saw Mylar Stetson open for Bow Wow Wow at the 930 Club in '80.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at June 04, 2015 09:19 AM (SCcgT)

57 #52 Tran Wreck

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 09:19 AM (7ObY1)

58 That Rick Rolled link. 123 MILLION hits.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 04, 2015 09:19 AM (0FSuD)

59 Yeah the texts are also annoying. I just block the numbers each time. Yesterday though I got one that was a group text. 20+ numbers I had to block before deleting the text. WTF?

Posted by: nnptcgrad at June 04, 2015 09:19 AM (6uoJl)

60 Look at what Obama is doing, and tell me you seriously expect him to
leave office when his second term expires. Here is the game plan I see
building: Stage managed Ferguson style riots in Detroit, Chicago,
Philly, LA etc. coordinated with ISIS style terrorism. National
martial law as a 'response'. Expect nationwide gun confiscation and FEMA
camps for 'the oppressors' as a part of that response.

Everyone
needs to quietly ask themselves this question: "When the SWAT
team appears at my door demanding my guns, what do I do?"

Don't
say it publicly, decide for yourself. Do you go down fighting, or
scratching at the walls of the 'delousing' chambers in the camps?

Posted by: An Observation at June 04, 2015 09:19 AM (fYfwE)

61 Muccinex helped me with that.

Posted by: Arson Wells at June 04, 2015 09:17 AM


Yeah...it does pretty well. I'm still in the pre-coffee, haven't cleared my lungs out from overnight stage of my morning. I'll feel human in about an hour.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2015 09:19 AM (h4vJk)

62 I saw Mylar Stetson open for Bow Wow Wow at the 930 Club in '80.
-------------

Great show. The I hear he started touring with Men Without Hats soon after.

Posted by: Roy at June 04, 2015 09:20 AM (VndSC)

63 Considering the assassination attempt rumors, has anybody heard anything about Kerry since he got on board that transport?

It is strange that we haven't seen him hobbling around yet, but even if it really were a bicycle accident, it could be much more serious than stated. Ex-coworker hit a curb on her bike and despite having a helmet, she was in a coma and died.

Assassination attempt is more dramatic, though.

Posted by: Lea - Call me Haven Monahan at June 04, 2015 09:20 AM (lIU4e)

64 Amazing that leftards cannot operate simple devices like umbrellas and bicycles yet they consider themselves qualified to operate a massive and complex government, with predictable results, and endless lame-assed excuses.

For some real giggles, give them a piece of gum and axe them to walk while chewing it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 04, 2015 09:20 AM (0HooB)

65 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2015 09:19 AM (h4vJk)

Hope you don't smoke.

Posted by: Arson Wells at June 04, 2015 09:21 AM (UnJ7w)

66 Posted by: Lea - Call me Haven Monahan at June 04, 2015 09:20 AM (lIU4e)

Wow, I imagine that was quite a shock.

Posted by: Arson Wells at June 04, 2015 09:21 AM (UnJ7w)

67 Great show. The I hear he started touring with Men Without Hats soon after.

Posted by: Roy at June 04, 2015 09:20 AM


The Block Around the Clock Tour.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2015 09:22 AM (h4vJk)

68 I'm at one of those forks in the road. I need a new job, as mine has been outsourced. I have two basic choices - a sales job which means less money initially but a lot more money long-term as well as independence and job security, or another office job with consistent income but still at the mercy of others. Thoughts?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 04, 2015 09:22 AM (PtTYB)

69 What the fuck was that! I need counseling now. Whomis that cartoon for, seriously, gack

Posted by: ThunderB at June 04, 2015 09:22 AM (zOTsN)

70 47 Kerry looks like an epic spaz.He crashed his bike,simple as that.
Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2015 09:17 AM (mGBKM)


I don't know what happened. He always looked so gracefully coordinated during his run against the evil cHimPymCBushITlER!!!!1111

*eyeroll*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 04, 2015 09:22 AM (mmlFU)

71 The fact that Kerry had his doctor fly in from the states is incredible. What, Switzerland doesn't have doctors?

And what is with the C-17? They couldn't find a stall for him on United? The pretension of these scumbags amazes me daily.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 09:22 AM (LISuA)

72
Didnt Billy Squier do a song called In The Dark?

#strokemestrokeme

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 04, 2015 09:22 AM (YorhJ)

73 I'm not a man, I'm an A-10 Warthog.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!

Who are you to deny my identity? Hater!

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 04, 2015 09:22 AM (O7MnT)

74 breaking your femur is kind of a big deal....at any age....it's odd we haven't seen him though......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 09:22 AM (0O7c5)

75 Hope you don't smoke.

Posted by: Arson Wells at June 04, 2015 09:21 AM


Oh, hell no. On the other hand, a cold martini does wonders for a sore throat in the evening.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2015 09:22 AM (h4vJk)

76 I'm at one of those forks in the road.

Take it!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 04, 2015 09:23 AM (0HooB)

77 Wow, 2000 rounds of X855 just showed up. They were back ordered six months ago.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 04, 2015 09:23 AM (0FSuD)

78 36 >>> Considering the assassination attempt rumors

Haven't heard anything like that.

Posted by: Bigby's Green Thumb at June 04, 2015 09:15 AM (3ZtZW)



I saw this last night and linked it. Things that make you go hmmm...

http://gatesofvienna.net/2015/06/john-kerrys-harry-reid-moment/

Posted by: rickl at June 04, 2015 09:23 AM (zoehZ)

79 Yeah the texts are also annoying. I just block the numbers each time. Yesterday though I got one that was a group text. 20+ numbers I had to block before deleting the text. WTF?
Posted by: nnptcgrad at June 04, 2015 09:19 AM (6uoJl)


I tried to look up how to block but it seems like you had to add them to your phone book to do it at the time and I don't want a bunch of junk text numbers clogging up my contacts (although this was actually from an email? Or something?)

If I turn the sound off at night, how will I hear if there is an emergency?

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 09:23 AM (lIU4e)

80 Um, well... since it's an open thread, figured I'd toss this out there. If you're familiar with the old argument re: Christians opposing gay marriage but being totes okay with, say, bacon-wrapped shrimp or cotton-polyester blends, I got tired of it and decided to address it.

It's a bit of a theological perspective, but then, so is the argument in question. In the interest of eliminating fallacy and dumb, here it is: http://madanalyst.blogspot.com/2015/06/cotton-polyester-blends.html

Would appreciate reads 'n' feedback!

Posted by: The Mad Analyst at June 04, 2015 09:24 AM (PyMtc)

81 "Wow, 2000 rounds of X855 just showed up. They were back ordered six months ago. "

Party at Nip Sip's place!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 04, 2015 09:24 AM (VPLuQ)

82 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2015 09:22 AM (h4vJk)


A cold martini does wonders for a lot of things, lol.

Posted by: Arson Wells at June 04, 2015 09:24 AM (UnJ7w)

83 Someone should ask Hillary about the metric system.

And whether she thinks it would make up for her vote for the Iraq War.

Posted by: blaster at June 04, 2015 09:24 AM (1DE11)

84 United apologized to the Muslim diet coke complainer and she response with grace and forgiveness. If grace and forgiveness means venom and bitterness:

This is not about a can of soda. I was really hoping that after speaking
with me they would have publicly acknowledged their lack of consistency
in following procedure, the flight attendant's rude and discriminatory
behavior and accusations which led to hateful words, and the unfortunate
lack of bystander intervention nor the flight attendants attempt to
intervene and prevent further disrespect which created an unsafe space
for me. Instead of publishing an apology for the discrimination and
clarifying what corrective measures they will take to ensure that they
will prevent this from reoccurring, they have dismissed it as a mere can
of soda issue.


Got that? It's everyone's fault, and is just as bad as Ferguson. Or something.

That this is happening here while Christians are being beheaded or raped and enslaved in several countries right now is beyond maddening.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 09:24 AM (k2QA3)

85 A cold martini does wonders for a lot of things, lol.

Posted by: Arson Wells at June 04, 2015 09:24 AM


Yes. Yes it does! :-)

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2015 09:25 AM (h4vJk)

86 68 I'm at one of those forks in the road. I need a new job, as mine has been outsourced. I have two basic choices - a sales job which means less money initially but a lot more money long-term as well as independence and job security, or another office job with consistent income but still at the mercy of others. Thoughts?

Go for the sales job if you*can* sell. Way more upsides than being in an office all day. (I'm assuming outside sales)

Posted by: TX ette, lakeside lurker at June 04, 2015 09:25 AM (96ncQ)

87 I saw Tran Wreck open for Grand Funk Railroad in the 70's.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 04, 2015 09:25 AM (xQX/f)

88 Not exactly Archduke Ferdinand level, but in a different nation in a different time, an assassination attempt on our Sec of State would evoke some response other than a cover-up. Nowadays....



no one gives a shit....

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 09:25 AM (vPHeJ)

89 Me: Considering the assassination attempt rumors

Bigby: Haven't heard anything like that.

Sorry. Thought this would've been more commonly known. Here's one article...

…Kerry's meeting, in which the alleged assassination attempt took place, was with Gulmurod Khalimov, a senior Tajik police commander, trained in the United States, who announced his defection to Islamic State in a video released last week… Khalimov was well aware of State Department security procedures and he used the knowledge to get another member of his entourage into the secret meeting with Kerry, with the intention of assassinating him… report cited communications intercepted by Russian intelligence from France, the US and Switzerland as confirming that two other people were shot in the incident, one of them fatally…

Jerusalem Post
http://bit.ly/sos-ass

Posted by: mindful webworker - rock, roll, assembly required at June 04, 2015 09:26 AM (hrMmk)

90 I refuse to comment on this thread.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 04, 2015 09:26 AM (7fwrI)

91 Wow, I imagine that was quite a shock.
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 04, 2015 09:21 AM (UnJ7w)

Well there was a car involved too, but I think she fell in front of it after hitting the curb?

It was very sad. She had only been retired a couple years...

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 09:26 AM (lIU4e)

92 If you were iran why would you take out Kerry. Seriously.


If it was a hit it was a Saudi paid for hit


I think it was an old man over estimating his athletic prowess

Posted by: ThunderB at June 04, 2015 09:26 AM (zOTsN)

93
When I heard that obama's terrorist pal had plans to behead Pam Geller and then also behead a cop, I immediately thought yeah so does the entire left wing in the U.S.

There is very little difference between muslims and the left wing.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 04, 2015 09:27 AM (YorhJ)

94 34 22 Chick can toss a javelin though, so there's that.


Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 09:15 AM (7ObY1)

I designed the javelin for Bruce's limp wristed throwing style

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2015 09:27 AM (fWAjv)

95 "Not exactly Archduke Ferdinand level, but in a different nation in a different time, an assassination attempt on our Sec of State would evoke some response other than a cover-up. Nowadays....



no one gives a shit...."

No Shit

Posted by: Zombie Ambassador Stevens at June 04, 2015 09:27 AM (VPLuQ)

96 Joules? Real men use foot-pound-slugs as a unit of force.

Posted by: Syme at June 04, 2015 09:28 AM (sRo9Q)

97 Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 04, 2015 09:22 AM (PtTYB)
========================

How important is the immediate income? If you can handle the risk, option 1 sounds superior to me.

Important Disclaimer: You have to decide for yourself obviously, seek out professional counsel, and past performance is no predictor of future success. I am not licensed to provide friendly advice in any state, and California has determined advice could be hazardous to pregnant women and transgender cats and dogs.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 09:28 AM (LISuA)

98 Aircraft to watch at the Paris Air Show.

http://tinyurl.com/o7a5pe9

Pakistan's JF-17 fighter looks like cutting edge 1970's technology.

Iomax S2R-660 Archangel armed border patrol aircraft looks badass. Wish we had about 600 of them on the border. "Hasta la vista, coyotes!"

Airbus A400M will be doing demonstration flights. I hope they fixed that software glitch that cuts off fuel to the engines during takeoff.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 04, 2015 09:28 AM (O7MnT)

99 95 Posted by: Zombie Ambassador Stevens at June 04, 2015 09:27 AM (VPLuQ)

If the democrats can't be bothered when their political operatives get murdered why should we be?

//Sarc

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 04, 2015 09:28 AM (/4AZU)

100 Today is the anniversary of the Battle of Midway. As I was walking to my building this morning in DC I past the Navy Memorial and saw the ceremony beginning. Since I saw some of the rehearsal yesterday I stop and as a young naval guard what the ceremony was for and he politely told me and I thanked him. As I continued on my way. Out walked a line of proud old men with equally proud young sailors assisting them. As they slowly moved through the crowd to their place of honor not a note from the band was played not a whisper from the crowd was heard. At that moment it didn't matter that I was late for work the only thing at that moment was respected needed to be given for the past and future.

Thank you Vets.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 04, 2015 09:28 AM (kQBSd)

101 >>Not exactly Archduke Ferdinand level, but in a different nation in a
different time, an assassination attempt on our Sec of State would evoke
some response other than a cover-up. Nowadays....




>>no one gives a shit....

What's worse is that Obama might not give a shit if it were to get in the way of his plans, such as the trade deal and Iran deal.

That's what happened in Benghazi - act of war, ambassador assassinated and....nothing. Blame it on a video and pretend there are no terrorists because that might interfere with his re-election.

THAT is disturbing thought.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 09:29 AM (k2QA3)

102 And thankfully the head chopper went after two 'only ones' who were granted the privilege of arming themselves for self defense. Wait until they go after the defenseless serfs.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2015 09:29 AM (fWAjv)

103 I also refuse to comment on this thread.

Posted by: Kurt Cobain at June 04, 2015 09:29 AM (VcOqI)

104 68...take the independence opportunity. Office politics suck the life out of people.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 04, 2015 09:29 AM (SIhxq)

105
Since someone mentioned the Archduke, the number of assassinations/attempted assassinations by anarchists in europe and in this country were outrageous. I get tired hearing about the poor anarchists. Glad the tried to deport most of them.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 04, 2015 09:30 AM (iQIUe)

106 I bought a Taurus tracker .44 magnum cheap. I got it cheap because it didn't work. After milling .003" from the rear of the barrel so that it didn't jam the cylinder, machining a new crane retaining plunger pin so the cylinder could be opened when the retaining screw was tightened all the way, shimming the hammer .010" so it would no longer hit the frame, replacing the hammer spring, and deburring the cylinder pawl and cylinder lock so that they actually engaged, it is now reliable and functional.
When the shit hits the fan, I expect to be in demand. I shall be recompensed in bourbon and blow jobs.

Posted by: maddogg at June 04, 2015 09:30 AM (xWW96)

107 Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 04, 2015 09:22 AM (PtTYB)

If you've never been in sales before, think very hard about that option. Everyone thinks they can sell, few are very good at it.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 04, 2015 09:30 AM (g1DWB)

108 Let's say ,hypothetically, there was an assassination attempt on Kerry, why cover it up? I don't see any advantage in this. Although the administration would cover it up to prevent having to do something about it.

Posted by: Arson Wells at June 04, 2015 09:30 AM (UnJ7w)

109 >>>Go for the sales job if you*can* sell. Way more upsides than being in an office all day. (I'm assuming outside sales)


It's selling a product I'm very familiar with and have been working with for the past twenty years. So, I've got the nuts and bolts down, and there's no telemarketing or high-pressure stuff, just traveling hither and thither giving presentations and visits with folks who have requested more information. But I have never done sales so I don't know if I have the sales mojo.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 04, 2015 09:30 AM (PtTYB)

110 Joules?

We're supposed to discover the wonders of Joules while Bruce Jenner is shedding his? Wish the left would get consistent.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 04, 2015 09:30 AM (xQX/f)

111 When I heard that obama's terrorist pal had plans to behead Pam Geller and then also behead a cop, I immediately thought yeah so does the entire left wing in the U.S.

There is very little difference between muslims and the left wing.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 04, 2015 09:27 AM (YorhJ)



Not that I would wish it, though-

If any jihadis come calling on Pam Geller,

I hope they receive some good ol' fashioned .45 hospitality.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 04, 2015 09:30 AM (KUa85)

112 Meanwhile the Boston jihadi yesterday was really trying to get Geller and settled for a cop instead.

CNN is busy explaining how it's all her fault and insisting that the purpose of free speech is to "build communities"

What. Build communities.


No, it's to challange ideas in the public square. As a media organization you above all should understand that


Ugh

Posted by: ThunderB at June 04, 2015 09:31 AM (zOTsN)

113 >> I have two basic choices - a sales job which means less money initially but a lot more money long-term as well as independence and job security, or another office job with consistent income but still at the mercy of others.

It depends. Are you actually good at sales?

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 09:31 AM (lIU4e)

114 81
"Wow, 2000 rounds of X855 just showed up. They were back ordered six months ago. "



Party at Nip Sip's place!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 04, 2015 09:24 AM (VPLuQ)

Hell yeah, bring your weapon, we'll shoot at night. THAT will really get the neighbors up!

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 04, 2015 09:31 AM (0FSuD)

115
Kerry looks like an epic spaz.He crashed his bike,simple as that.

Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2015 09:17 AM (mGBKM)







No kidding. A paragon of grace.

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Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2015 09:31 AM (XJkD9)

116 I also refuse to comment on this thread.

Posted by: Kurt Cobain at June 04, 2015 09:29 AM


I'm still unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at June 04, 2015 09:31 AM (h4vJk)

117 This is one of my favorite songs. That is all.

Posted by: Lauren at June 04, 2015 09:31 AM (53OZk)

118 Kerry might be in traction and not hobbling anywhere. There are also issues with emboli, etc. Plus, at his age, he's no spring chicken. Is Tereeeeeeezzzza at his side? Wish I had her money.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 04, 2015 09:32 AM (iQIUe)

119 "Naked and Afraid" is a crazily interesting show. Except I realize some here wouldn't like all the spiders.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 09:32 AM (LISuA)

120 the unfortunate lack of bystander intervention...

The. Fuck.

So now we're all guilty if we don't spring to the defense of Muzzies throwing temper tantrums?

I'm-a have a nice ham sammich in this scrunt's honor.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 09:33 AM (7ObY1)

121
92 If you were iran why would you take out Kerry. Seriously. Posted by: ThunderB at June 04, 2015 09:26 AM (zOTsN)


Honestly why wouldn't you?

Obama is dead set on giving them the bomb no matter what. Everytime he announces some accomplishment they proceed to demonstrate that its a lie and not what he claims. So why not take a shot at Kerry if you know Obama won't do shit except "Thank you sir, may I have another!"

Posted by: Wasteland Wanderer at June 04, 2015 09:33 AM (zt+N6)

122 Chick can toss a javelin though, so there's that.



He can now catch them too. IYKWIM.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 09:33 AM (vPHeJ)

123
the indicted Rick Perry is really running for president??

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 04, 2015 09:34 AM (YorhJ)

124 Posted by: wrg500 at June 04, 2015 09:28 AM (kQBSd)

SBD's ... bay-bee!

At the samurai-like sacrifice of the TBD's.

-_-

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 04, 2015 09:34 AM (mmlFU)

125 "39 Just to balance out the karma from that lovely sticky sweet syrupie music video "

Dude, did you even listen to the song? It's one if the greatest f you's ever put to music.

Posted by: Lauren at June 04, 2015 09:34 AM (53OZk)

126 >>Is Tereeeeeeezzzza at his side?

Wasn't she seriously ill a while back - a stroke or something?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 09:34 AM (k2QA3)

127 GoY, that Archangel looks like a crop-duster.

Just what you need for spraying coyotes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 04, 2015 09:34 AM (0HooB)

128 119 "Naked and Afraid" is a crazily interesting show. Except I realize some here wouldn't like all the spiders.

At first, based on the title and premise, I thought it was one of the dumbest things I'd ever heard of. But yeah, it's seriously addictive.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 09:34 AM (7ObY1)

129 Although the administration would cover it up to prevent having to do something about it.
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 04, 2015 09:30 AM (UnJ7w)


*ding ....ding....ding*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 04, 2015 09:35 AM (mmlFU)

130 When the shit hits the fan, I expect to be in demand. I shall be recompensed in bourbon and blow jobs.

Posted by: maddogg at June 04, 2015 09:30 AM (xWW96)
=========================

Hey Reggie: party! Friday night at maddogg's house!

Posted by: President For Life, His Majesty El Jeffe at June 04, 2015 09:35 AM (LISuA)

131 If you can't challenge students' thinking for fear
of your job, isn't that by definition not doing your job? Especially in a
university setting?

Posted by: MrScience_ at June 04, 2015 09:15 AM (V1J2t)


It might be, if the students were actually there to learn. But they're not.

The real challenge for male professors is finding undergrads you can bang, without them later going around campus carrying a mattress.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 04, 2015 09:35 AM (TOk1P)

132 Kerry is Irans best good friend. That why


And Kerry had surgery, has to be in traction for several weeks, may need another surgery, will need physical therapy

It's a joke

The fact this incapacitated man is still putatively running the show tells you they have swung the doors wide open and are giving away the store

There is no negotiation. We are giving everything away

Posted by: ThunderB at June 04, 2015 09:36 AM (zOTsN)

133 I got no comment, but I'm just gonna quietly hang here with you guys.

Posted by: David Carradine at June 04, 2015 09:36 AM (xQX/f)

134








It's selling a product I'm very familiar with and have been working with for the past twenty years. So, I've got the nuts and bolts down, and there's no telemarketing or high-pressure stuff, just traveling hither and thither giving presentations and visits with folks who have requested more information. But I have never done sales so I don't know if I have the sales mojo.

If you don't take the job I will!! That is exactly the kind of scenario I like. Being able to do what you want on your own schedule is great! If you are not being beaten about the head and shoulders for quotas every week, then it can be fun.

Posted by: TX ette, lakeside lurker at June 04, 2015 09:37 AM (96ncQ)

135 I designed the javelin for Bruce's limp wristed throwing style



Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!
-Ogre

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 09:37 AM (vPHeJ)

136 A broken leg for a 71 year old, depending where the break is, can be a serious problem.



Broken hips get most old guys. The older you are the more brittle you bones are and the less chance they will heal correctly.



A slow painful death. That would work for me. Maybe an infection from his Boston Hospital.



I denounce myself.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 04, 2015 09:37 AM (0FSuD)

137 132 Kerry is Irans best good friend. That why

No Obama is Iran's best good friend. Kerry is his little lickspittle.

Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2015 09:38 AM (zt+N6)

138 >>Is Tereeeeeeezzzza at his side?

Wasn't she seriously ill a while back - a stroke or something?


Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 09:34 AM (k2QA3)


No, it was an odd disease. Thickening of the blood. They had to smack her on the rear end just to try to get a sample.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 04, 2015 09:38 AM (TOk1P)

139 Starting a fire in constant rain took them a week on last nights episode. A miserable week. Makes me think some practice might be in order.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 09:38 AM (LISuA)

140 Richard Wagner - Gotterdammerung.
Great name, music sucks. I didn't listen to all four hours of it.

opeth was what I was looking for, thanks.

Kerry? We should be so lucky. Maybe he is getting that old age osteoporosis. Anything to keep him locked up in a room until 2017.

Posted by: Jerume van Clank at June 04, 2015 09:38 AM (m5SsJ)

141 I served in Vietnam you know!

Posted by: The Hoighty John Kerry at June 04, 2015 09:38 AM (UnJ7w)

142 CNN is busy explaining how it's all her fault and insisting that the purpose of free speech is to "build communities"


The lEfT!!!1 2015


No, it's to challange ideas in the public square. As a media organization you above all should understand that

The lEfT!!!1 1965

LMAO. It was never about free speech.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 04, 2015 09:39 AM (mmlFU)

143 So now we're all guilty if we don't spring to the defense of Muzzies throwing temper tantrums?



I see a muzzie throwing a temper tantrum, I'm springing right thru defense and preparing to go on offense.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 09:39 AM (vPHeJ)

144 Posted by: BurtTC at June 04, 2015 09:38 AM (TOk1P)


Blood? She has cold ketchup running through her veins.

Posted by: Arson Wells at June 04, 2015 09:39 AM (UnJ7w)

145 If there really was an assassination attempt against Kerry, and it was covered up by a bike accident lie, then do you need more evidence there is no such thing as "news"?

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2015 09:39 AM (MQEz6)

146 Old people who break their femurs can bleed to death. At greater risk of infection. Femur makes most your blood.

Plus he is on pretty serious pain killers


Wheeeeee

Posted by: ThunderB at June 04, 2015 09:39 AM (zOTsN)

147 >>No Obama is Iran's best good friend. Kerry is his little lickspittle.

Yes, one of Iran's negotiators has been reportedly screaming at Kerry throughout the negotiations. And he's taking it??
Everything Iran does is to humiliate the US. They seem to be enjoying it.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 09:40 AM (k2QA3)

148 Build communities, eh?

Does that mean we get to speak honestly about the forces breaking down our communities?

Posted by: Lauren at June 04, 2015 09:40 AM (53OZk)

149 141
I served in Vietnam you know!

Posted by: The Hoighty John Kerry at June 04, 2015 09:38 AM (UnJ7w)

You had too, you couldn't avoid the draft and they you "got" three purple hearts?


I spit on your grave.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 04, 2015 09:40 AM (0FSuD)

150 Plus he is on pretty serious pain killers Wheeeeee
Posted by: ThunderB at June 04, 2015 09:39 AM (zOTsN)


Horse tranquilizers.

Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2015 09:40 AM (zt+N6)

151
142 CNN is busy explaining how it's all her fault and insisting that the purpose of free speech is to "build communities"


The lEfT!!!1 2015


No, it's to challange ideas in the public square. As a media organization you above all should understand that

The lEfT!!!1 1965

LMAO. It was never about free speech.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 04, 2015 09:39 AM (mmlFU)

The purpose of free speech is free speech.

Don't fall for the premise that you need to justify it.

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2015 09:41 AM (MQEz6)

152 Things aren't looking good at my job either. I have good reason to believe that my position will be eliminated later this year. They would probably offer me a different position rather than letting me go, but I know what that position would be and I wouldn't be at all happy with it.

I recently got a feeler from a business associate in Philly. It's a good job and I'd love to work for this guy.

But I'm not into moving to yet another northeastern big city. I want to get away from cities, not move to a bigger one. But it is a great opportunity. I'm torn, but I think I'll stay put.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 09:41 AM (7ObY1)

153 145 If there really was an assassination attempt against Kerry.
===========================

This is nutty speculation. Who would want Kerry dead?

From among America's enemies, I mean.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 09:41 AM (LISuA)

154 146
Old people who break their femurs can bleed to death. At greater risk of infection. Femur makes most your blood.



Yeah, I was sort of hoping for that. Doesn't take long. I use to be an EMT.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 04, 2015 09:42 AM (0FSuD)

155 >>I don't know if I have the sales mojo

I think you need to watch the chris Farley/david spades movie about sales before you make your decision. For research.

>>So now we're all guilty if we don't spring to the defense of Muzzies throwing temper tantrums?

Everybody on the plane was probably like 'when is this jerk going to shut up so they can get the drinks to my row'.

And yes, it's about a coke can. It's not a big deal. Normal people would not make a big deal out of it. The 'discrimination' she suffered is probably the result of the stewardess being distracted by her whining and forgetting her process (not opening the beer for the other person). It takes a lot of gall to whine endlessly about this when women are being straight up murdered and kidnapped and raped and sold into slavery. STFU.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 09:42 AM (lIU4e)

156 That curb my bicycle hit was reminiscent of Genghis Khan.

Posted by: The Hoighty John Kerry at June 04, 2015 09:43 AM (UnJ7w)

157 The perfect time to negotiate with Iran is when you are high on opiates



Of course one would think our curiously disinterested press might ask about all of the above

But noooooooo

Let's talk about "brave" Bruce

And denigrate the demonstrably braver Geller

Posted by: ThunderB at June 04, 2015 09:43 AM (zOTsN)

158 No, it was an odd disease. Thickening of the blood. They had to smack her on the rear end just to try to get a sample.
Posted by: BurtTC


OMG. LOL.

Posted by: Daybrother at June 04, 2015 09:43 AM (wLAU/)

159 I wonder how much the EPA ads asking us to support ridiculous regulations is costing us?

It's kind of taking propaganda to the next level, isn't it. We pay to have them feed us bullshit.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 04, 2015 09:43 AM (BZAd3)

160
Old people who break their femurs can bleed to death. At greater risk of infection. Femur makes most your blood.

Plus he is on pretty serious pain killers


Wheeeeee

Posted by: ThunderB at June 04, 2015 09:39 AM (zOTsN)









Although if he croaks, I'll offer my heartfelt condolences to the family.....followed at an appropriate interval by snickering at a Donk former Senator, Presidential Candidate and Secretary of State dying of a bicycle accident.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2015 09:43 AM (XJkD9)

161 >>So now we're all guilty if we don't spring to the defense of Muzzies throwing temper tantrums?

Yes, that was my favorite part of her statement, too.

I'm not springing to anyone's defense if they're b%tching to flight attendant. Not that I always side w/the airline, but traveling is hassle enough without needlessly inserting yourself into another passenger's pissy tantrum.

But in terms of defending her from "religious discrimination"? That gets back to what her community has *not* done to defend Christian and Jewish persecution.


Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 09:43 AM (k2QA3)

162 Don't fall for the premise that you need to justify it.
Posted by: eman at June 04, 2015 09:41 AM (MQEz6)


We can discuss that at Happy Fun Camp, while Sefton sets up the Observatory.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 04, 2015 09:44 AM (mmlFU)

163 Citizen cake, are you good at sales? Go sales, if it's something that will sell. Don't work for a place that makes you do dodgy things to keep your numbers up though.

Posted by: Sarahw at June 04, 2015 09:44 AM (lv2k0)

164
153 145 If there really was an assassination attempt against Kerry.
===========================

This is nutty speculation. Who would want Kerry dead?

From among America's enemies, I mean.
Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 09:41 AM (LISuA)

Saudi Arabia, French guys that hate James Taylor (although those French guys may not be our enemies).

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2015 09:44 AM (MQEz6)

165 If they really are covering up something on the Kerry bike accident, I hope it isn't that he did a faceplant and is now horribly disfigured.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 04, 2015 09:44 AM (nFdGS)

166 "Normal people would not make a big deal out of it. The 'discrimination' she suffered"

If it happened at all. Which I doubt.

Posted by: Lauren at June 04, 2015 09:45 AM (53OZk)

167 The rumors of an assassination attempt on Kerry come from the Russians, IANM.

The Russians wanting to stir shit up does make sense, especially with them disdaining the fuck out of our illustrious president.

Damn shame when tin foil hat conspiracies make more sense.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 09:45 AM (kmtse)

168 Posted by: The Mad Analyst at June 04, 2015 09:24 AM (PyMtc)

Well said.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 04, 2015 09:45 AM (kff5f)

169 So now we're all guilty if we don't spring to the defense of Muzzies throwing temper tantrums?


That little slave girl would just love to hear my "springing."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 04, 2015 09:45 AM (0HooB)

170 If I were on the plane, I would have shouted out STFU!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 04, 2015 09:45 AM (iQIUe)

171 165
If they really are covering up something on the Kerry bike accident, I
hope it isn't that he did a faceplant and is now horribly disfigured.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 04, 2015 09:44 AM (nFdGS



Well, how would we know?

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 04, 2015 09:46 AM (0FSuD)

172 Being a sociopath helps in sales. Can you learn to be one?

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at June 04, 2015 09:46 AM (zauWW)

173 Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 09:45 AM (kmtse)

my guess is that he borrowed harry reids exercise equipment, and harry reids bike gave john kerry the same lesson that harry reids exercise bands gave harry reid.

Posted by: mynewhandle at June 04, 2015 09:46 AM (AkOaV)

174 Well if coke can lady is into collective guilt

Has she apologized for the acts of the terrorist in Boston yesterday

Posted by: ThunderB at June 04, 2015 09:46 AM (zOTsN)

175 What's with Lefties and exercise equipment anyways?

I'm starting to think that all we need to do to defeat these clods is get them all gym memberships. They'll be dropping like flies.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 09:46 AM (7ObY1)

176 Lauren at June 04, 2015 09:34 AM

Phil Collins - I don't care anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLpfbcXTeo8

Posted by: Jerume van Clank at June 04, 2015 09:47 AM (m5SsJ)

177
If there really was an assassination attempt against Kerry, and it was
covered up by a bike accident lie, then do you need more evidence there
is no such thing as "news"?

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2015 09:39 AM (MQEz6)


It is rather funny, listening to one radio station, and they're talking about Brucella Jenner. Change the station, and it's like the exact same conversation is going on, with different "personalities" giving their opinions. A couple weeks ago it was the Letterman retirement. I got the distinct impression people must have been getting paid to say this stuff. To talk about these topics.

I am not even remotely kidding. How else is radio going to make money? Why wouldn't they take cash to talk about whatever their sponsors want them to talk about?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 04, 2015 09:47 AM (TOk1P)

178 Arson Wells: ...assassination attempt on Kerry, why cover it up? I don't see any advantage in this. Although the administration would cover it up to prevent having to do something about it.

Furst, folks, it was ISIS not Iran that supposedly pulled this.

Secord, why would they? Because, ISIS b a$$hole$.

Therd, why cover it up? Because SCOAMF will always stand with the Musslemen.

Posted by: mindful webworker - forth! at June 04, 2015 09:47 AM (hrMmk)

179 They would have gotten murdered in Iraq and the 'stan.

All that gym equipment wrecking havoc...

*grin*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 09:47 AM (kmtse)

180 >>GoY, that Archangel looks like a crop-duster.

The aircraft it is based off of was a crop duster.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 04, 2015 09:48 AM (O7MnT)

181 Starting a fire in constant rain took them a week on last nights episode. A miserable week. Makes me think some
practice might be in order.



I have yet to find myself, in 52 years, stranded, naked, and without anything. Have a hard time even envisioning that concept.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 09:48 AM (vPHeJ)

182 Since Kerry is incapacitated does this mean the Iranians have to only scream at him on the phone? Couldn't they be allowed to go to his hospital room to scream insults in person? This seems to be a some sort of international human rights violation.

Posted by: Lester at June 04, 2015 09:49 AM (2UPXV)

183 Posted by: mindful webworker - forth! at June 04, 2015 09:47 AM (hrMmk)

Interesting.

Posted by: The Hoighty John Kerry at June 04, 2015 09:49 AM (UnJ7w)

184 "The Archangel's sensor fit comprises an electro-optic/infrared (EO/IR) turret housed on a pod that can be modified to carry a synthetic aperture radar, ground-moving target indicator radar, and datalinks, while its weapons fit includes a podded GAU-19B 12.7 mm (.50 calibre) Gatling gun, GBU-12/58 precision-guided bombs, AGM-114 Hellfire missiles, and Cirit guided rockets.

Although modelled on the S2R-660, the Archangel is not a converted crop sprayer, a point that Howard was keen to stress. "It is neither capable of nor suited for crop spraying. So to say it's basically a crop duster or was ever a crop duster is inaccurate. We built a warbird."

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 04, 2015 09:49 AM (O7MnT)

185
Last nite I peeked into GoatsLive and caught the tail end of a goat vs chicken fight. Patsy, the chicken has been nesting in the hay bucket. When the goats tried to eat some hay, she would try to peck them. Well, something had to give. When I looked, one goat was chasing her around the pen. She finally escaped by jumping up on a tall fence pole where she continued to squawk like hell. Occasionally, the goats wd stop eating and shoot her some dirty looks. I think Patsy has gone "broody" and the hay bucket is the perfect place to it. I fear she may end up as Sunday dinner, though...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 04, 2015 09:49 AM (iQIUe)

186 Oops wrong sock.

Posted by: Arson Wells at June 04, 2015 09:49 AM (UnJ7w)

187 Plus he is on pretty serious pain killers
Wheeeeee
Posted by: ThunderB


Horse tranquilizers.
Posted by: buzzion



Ketamine.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 09:49 AM (vPHeJ)

188 Poll: Which center of urban decay is most likely to go up in flames this summer?

A. St. Louis
B. Chicago
C. Detroit
D. Akron
E. Philadelphia
F. Other

Posted by: Kurt Cobain at June 04, 2015 09:50 AM (VcOqI)

189 >>Has she apologized for the acts of the terrorist in Boston yesterday

Heh. Not likely. She likened her horrible experience w/Ferguson. Really.

"Ferguson happened, black lives matter happened, and
what is it these minority groups were saying? They were saying:
understand my pain; understand my injustice. There is a lot of pain
there," she continued. "And I think that's why this story resonates with
so many people."
Ahmad is pushing for United Airlines to call this incident what many
have joined her in calling it: discrimination, because "this is just one
example of injustice that continues to happen and I cannot remain
silent."





Such bravery! She cannot remain silent about the injustice of....being served a just-opened can of diet coke.
*facepalm*

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 09:50 AM (k2QA3)

190 The aircraft it is based off of was a crop duster.


Makes sense. Big wings, short fuselage makes for nice tight turns.

I once worked around some cotton fields (you know, them old ones, back home) and luved watching them work. The local pilot was named Jack Frost.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 04, 2015 09:50 AM (0HooB)

191 Saudi agents hired a Bulgarian Carny assassination team do do the Kerry hit.

Highly trained and nasty carny midgets disguised as harmless French schoolgirls shoved very stale baquettes into Kerry wheel spikes as he passed by.

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2015 09:50 AM (MQEz6)

192 Although if he croaks, I'll offer my heartfelt condolences to the family.....followed at an appropriate interval by snickering



whinnying, nickering, ..........

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 09:51 AM (vPHeJ)

193 Update: Kerry given horse tranquilizers to aid recovery.

Posted by: Nurse Ratched at June 04, 2015 09:51 AM (VcOqI)

194 188 Poll: Which center of urban decay is most likely to go up in flames this summer?

A. St. Louis
B. Chicago
C. Detroit
D. Akron
E. Philadelphia
F. Other
Posted by: Kurt Cobain at June 04, 2015 09:50 AM (VcOqI)




Seattle?

Posted by: Arson Wells at June 04, 2015 09:51 AM (UnJ7w)

195 "understand my pain; understand my injustice. There is a lot of pain "

Boo fucking hoo.

Posted by: Lauren at June 04, 2015 09:51 AM (53OZk)

196 Bicycle accident or assassination attempt?

I vote bicycle wreck. Whoever heard of a horse riding a bike? A bear riding one, yes. But not a horse. That's as idiotic as...our president claiming near-jew status.

Morning all.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at June 04, 2015 09:51 AM (xrURQ)

197 Poll: Which center of urban decay is most likely to go up in flames this summer?
A. St. Louis
B. Chicago
C. Detroit
D. Akron
E. Philadelphia
F. Other


Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 09:51 AM (vPHeJ)

198 Posted by: Kurt Cobain at June 04, 2015 09:50 AM (VcOqI)

I stand by my either DC or Chicago prediction from a few months back.

Although, I would have thought it would have started by now, so I don't know...

Posted by: mynewhandle at June 04, 2015 09:51 AM (AkOaV)

199 I'm starting to think that all we need to do to defeat these clods is get them all gym memberships. They'll be dropping like flies.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 09:46 AM (7ObY1)


*licks stamp for Durbins' Golds membership*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 04, 2015 09:52 AM (mmlFU)

200 that we live in a society where it is an act of courageous rebellion to tell the truth.

-
Courageous or stupid?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 04, 2015 09:52 AM (eBsAq)

201 "Poll: Which center of urban decay is most likely to go up in flames this summer? "

Oh...I don't know.

But I think Imagonnago with Bodymore.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 04, 2015 09:52 AM (VPLuQ)

202 Kerry has been as high as fuck since the accident

Posted by: ThunderB at June 04, 2015 09:52 AM (zOTsN)

203 http://tinyurl.com/ncgaea9

Posted by: Strong Bad at June 04, 2015 09:52 AM (LPHFE)

204
Texas sent another murderer to his maker. Lots of squawking by foreigners over this one. They dont understand circumstantial evidence. If 4 people are executed and they find the property stolen from them hidden at your house and you lie repeatedly, you're going down.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 04, 2015 09:52 AM (iQIUe)

205 If it happened at all. Which I doubt.
Posted by: Lauren at June 04, 2015 09:45 AM (53OZk)

All she even said happened is that the stewardess forgot to open the beer for the other passenger.

That is the SUM TOTAL of her discrimination complaint.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 09:52 AM (lIU4e)

206 Posted by: Nurse Ratched at June 04, 2015 09:51 AM (VcOqI)


Horses given Kerry tranquilizers to aid recovery.

FIFY

Posted by: Arson Wells at June 04, 2015 09:52 AM (UnJ7w)

207 Kerry under heavy sedation---keeps singing "Crimson and Clover"

Posted by: Nurse Ratched at June 04, 2015 09:53 AM (VcOqI)

208 I have yet to find myself, in 52 years, stranded, naked, and without anything. Have a hard time even envisioning that concept.

It's almost like the Boy Scout Motto doesn't even exist.

"Be prepared" isn't just for Boy Scouts, it's for everybody all the time.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 04, 2015 09:53 AM (kff5f)

209
I have yet to find myself, in 52 years, stranded, naked, and without anything. Have a hard time even envisioning that concept.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 09:48 AM (vPHeJ)







You clearly haven't been to an AoS Moron Meetup.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2015 09:54 AM (XJkD9)

210 Update: James Taylor to perform "Fire and Rain" at Kerry bedside. Oh, the humanity.

Posted by: Nurse Ratched at June 04, 2015 09:54 AM (VcOqI)

211 "understand my pain; understand my injustice. There is a lot of pain "


Boo fucking hoo.



Why was the sack of meat traveling uncovered and unescorted by a male family member?

Stone the witch!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 09:55 AM (vPHeJ)

212 Obama and Iran...

http://tinyurl.com/p4nstkt

A Love Story

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 04, 2015 09:55 AM (BZAd3)

213 That is the SUM TOTAL of her discrimination complaint.

Meh. Go whine in Mecca if you don't like it here, bint.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 04, 2015 09:55 AM (0HooB)

214 I'm naked but not afraid. It's my neighbors who seem frightened.

Posted by: Nurse Ratched at June 04, 2015 09:55 AM (VcOqI)

215
Poll: Which center of urban decay is most likely to go up in flames this summer?
A. St. Louis
B. Chicago
C. Detroit
D. Akron
E. Philadelphia
F. Other







Obviously Detroit doesn't belong on this list. There's nothing left to burn.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2015 09:56 AM (XJkD9)

216 Texas sent another murderer to his maker. Lots of squawking by foreigners over this one. They dont understand circumstantial evidence. If 4 people are executed and they find the property stolen from them hidden at your house and you lie repeatedly, you're going down.

Even in Texas that's not enough to get you the needle. There was way more than just that, for him to get the death sentence.

But, yes, the Prog-tards are all about letting the guilty live (against the death penalty) while being for murder of the innocent (abortion).

I've never been able to see how that makes any sense. I can see people who oppose both. "I'm for life in all circumstances." I disagree, but I can understand it and accept it as a legitimate conclusion.

People who are okay with the death penalty while being against abortion make sense, too. At least, I think they do, since I am one. There are so many argument here to make the same point: "This is not that."

But being okay with abortion while *also* being against the death penalty? How do you get there?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 04, 2015 09:56 AM (kff5f)

217 Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 04, 2015 09:30 AM (PtTYB)

Always be closing.

It's a movie quote and cliche but very true.

Don't wait for the customer to say they're ready. Bring it up. Repeatedly; "So how many/much can we put you down for?"

Don't stop until they've kicked you out the door. And then send them a text and an email.

Always. Be. Closing.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 04, 2015 09:56 AM (zRby/)

218 "understand my pain; understand my injustice. There is a lot of pain "


Oh, I understand, Arab Snowflake.

And I'm laughing and pointing.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 09:56 AM (7ObY1)

219 Courageous or stupid?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 04, 2015 09:52 AM (eBsAq)


The case can be made for either and both, at the same time.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 04, 2015 09:56 AM (mmlFU)

220 #215

Atlanta? Newark? Hartford?

Posted by: Nurse Ratched at June 04, 2015 09:56 AM (VcOqI)

221 I'm naked but not afraid. It's my neighbors who seem frightened.

Posted by: Nurse Ratched at June 04, 2015 09:55 AM (VcOqI)

At least put a shirt on. Damn girl....damn...

Posted by: bob at the nsa at June 04, 2015 09:57 AM (kQBSd)

222 >>All she even said happened is that the stewardess forgot to open the beer for the other passenger.

And some other passenger was insensitive about her pain and supposedly told her to STFU because she's Muslim.

Amazing there are no other people willing to corroborate her story or tell their side - just a rude flight attendant and a cartoonishly bigoted passenger who said the magic words "...because you're a Muslim". It's almost like it's made up....

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 09:57 AM (k2QA3)

223 Philadelphia.


They are very good at this

Posted by: ThunderB at June 04, 2015 09:57 AM (zOTsN)

224 It's almost like the Boy Scout Motto doesn't even exist.

"Be prepared" isn't just for Boy Scouts, it's for everybody all the time.



I could understand the producers asking what you would do in that situation.
My first reply to them would be, "Why? It'll never happen"

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 09:58 AM (vPHeJ)

225 And yes David Carridine, you win the internets today

Posted by: Strong Bad at June 04, 2015 09:58 AM (LPHFE)

226 Seattle?

Posted by: Arson Wells at June 04, 2015 09:51 AM


Too damp to burn.

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at June 04, 2015 09:58 AM (h4vJk)

227 Trogdor! was that narrated by Zaathrasis?

Posted by: Jerume van Clank at June 04, 2015 09:58 AM (m5SsJ)

228 >>Always. Be. Closing.

During my brief summer of sales, I also learned about 'buying' questions. Buy questions are good.

Also, they taught us to try to get one 'yes' even if it's to something stupid because it makes people more likely to say yes.

Granted, this was direct sales. And I hated it.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 09:59 AM (lIU4e)

229 Off, blonde in a pond sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2015 09:59 AM (h4vJk)

230 Naked and Afraid, the first thing all the chicks do is weave a bra and bottom out of reed grass or palm fronds or whatever. And the guys usually take the bag that their one survival item comes in and turn it into a loincloth. Or they use grass and fronds too.

It's really Temporarily Naked But Still Afraid.

Anyone else think the producers help the wimminz weave those straw-kinis? They usually look a little too well made.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 09:59 AM (7ObY1)

231 Okla Police Practice Good "Gun Control"
Dallas Franklin, KFOR-TV

A new report claims that Oklahoma has more police-involved fatalities per capita than any other state so far this year. ...most of the people killed by police were armed at the time of the incident. ...

If a policeman asks you to stop, I suggest you stop. In Oklahoma, or anywhere, but especially Oklahoma.

Posted by: mindful webworker - hitting what you aim at at June 04, 2015 10:00 AM (hrMmk)

232 Speaking of painkillers is it noon yet?

Posted by: One's failing root canal at June 04, 2015 10:00 AM (lv2k0)

233 >>Anyone else think the producers help the wimminz weave those straw-kinis? They usually look a little too well made.

One gal chose to bring duct tape as her one item and used it to make a nice bikini.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 10:00 AM (k2QA3)

234 Philadelphia.


They are very good at this
Posted by: ThunderB
--------

Wherever they are told.

Posted by: Daybrother at June 04, 2015 10:00 AM (wLAU/)

235 I'm naked but not afraid. It's my neighbors who seem frightened.
Posted by: Nurse Ratched


At least put a shirt on. Damn girl....damn...
Posted by: bob at the nsa



When you out Madea Madea.........

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 10:00 AM (vPHeJ)

236 >>cartoonishly bigoted passenger who said the magic words "...because you're a Muslim". It's almost like it's made up....

Oh yeah, I forgot that part. That was definitely bullshit. Also, it wouldn't be the airlines fault even if it weren't made up.

So stuff it, and bring your own drink next time. I do that all the time. They sell stuff in the airport for a reason.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 10:00 AM (lIU4e)

237 Anyone else think the producers help the wimminz weave those straw-kinis? They usually look a little too well made.

One of the staples of the Peruvian economy is well-made straw bikinis. It took many weeks of negotiations between the producers and the Peruvian Chamber of Commerce in order to show the world the fine craftsmanship that Peruvians are know for.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 04, 2015 10:02 AM (0HooB)

238 Burning city? One with one of Warren Buffet's oil trains traveling through.
Kaboom isn't just a tasty breakfast cereal.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at June 04, 2015 10:02 AM (FviSe)

239 Also, they taught us to try to get one 'yes' even if it's to something stupid because it makes people more likely to say yes.

Yep. Which is something the Republicans in congress apparently don't understand. All those times they were saying "yes" to the SCOAMT back in 2009 & 2010 make it basically impossible for them (those who were saying yes) to say "no" now.

It's a real tactic.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 04, 2015 10:02 AM (kff5f)

240 >>cartoonishly bigoted passenger who said the magic words "...because you're a Muslim". It's almost like it's made up....

Oh yeah, I forgot that part. That was definitely bullshit. Also, it wouldn't be the airlines fault even if it weren't made up.
Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 10:00 AM


You mean that might not have been real? Pshaw! Next you'll be telling me the dead Boston jihadi's last words weren't really "I can't breathe"....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2015 10:02 AM (h4vJk)

241 One gal chose to bring duct tape as her one item and used it to make a nice bikini.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 10:00 AM (k2QA3)

Oooh! That was smart in many ways, as duct tape would be useful for all sorts of things.

It might suck when she takes it off, though.

If I did that, I would bring one of the duct tapes that comes in pretty colors, like lime green...

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 10:03 AM (lIU4e)

242 188: Where's "All Of The Above"?

Posted by: nnptcgrad at June 04, 2015 10:03 AM (Mxs5H)

243 188 Poll: Which center of urban decay is most likely to go up in flames this summer?

A. St. Louis
B. Chicago
C. Detroit
D. Akron
E. Philadelphia
F. Other

Posted by: Kurt Cobain at June 04, 2015 09:50 AM (VcOqI)


My money is on Baltimore. Already got the lenient response in place and when the case gets thrown out there will be social justice out the wazoo.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2015 10:03 AM (fWAjv)

244 If I did that, I would bring one of the duct tapes that comes in pretty colors, like lime green...

Camo.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 04, 2015 10:04 AM (0HooB)

245 Thought I need to get out of my mind, as I left my tin-foil hat at home today:

Kerry 'broke a leg bicycling'
Reid 'was beaten by an exercise band'

Shrillary's approval below 50%

~Perhaps this is Clinton culling the herd of potential opponents?

Posted by: socalcon at June 04, 2015 10:04 AM (vHlQ5)

246 Iranians screaming in the face of the SOS isn't even a headline.

A serious country wouldn't put up with an administration that would put up with that.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 04, 2015 10:04 AM (XmOA9)

247 >>Camo.

I think somebody makes a lime green camo tape...

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 10:05 AM (lIU4e)

248 But being okay with abortion while *also* being against the death penalty? How do you get there?

1. No critical thinking skills
2. self centered
3. Deluded into thinking that womens rights = butchering a child for convenience
Everything else flows from that. The defense of slavery became more rabid, more shrill every time it was questioned. Abolitionists were reviled in exactly the same way pro-life people are today.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 04, 2015 10:05 AM (Spluw)

249 But being okay with abortion while *also* being against the death penalty? How do you get there?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 04, 2015 09:56 AM (kff5f)


A fetus is just a clump of cells that is a punishment to an go-getting, bravely fighting SJW.

A death row inmate is an aspiring rapper turning his life around, trying to get justice in BusHitler's AmeriKKKa.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 04, 2015 10:05 AM (zF6Iw)

250 One gal chose to bring duct tape as her one item and used it to make a nice bikini.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 10:00 AM (k2QA3)


Give me duct tape and a good hatchet or knife and I can survive for a long time.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 04, 2015 10:06 AM (kff5f)

251 It might suck when she takes it off, though.

It would have to be double-layered, with the sticky sides stuck together so no sticky part touches the skin. It could then be closed with strips of duct tape on the sides, kind of like a diaper.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 10:06 AM (7ObY1)

252
Gawker Media Votes To Unionize




"Delicious..."



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 04, 2015 10:06 AM (kdS6q)

253 If Bruce Jenner had decided he was a black woman instead of a white one - what would the left's response have been?

Posted by: An Observation at June 04, 2015 10:07 AM (fYfwE)

254 Okay... perhaps I should have been more clear:

By what logic which holds up to the barest critical review do you get to the idea that the death penalty is bad, but abortion is okay.

And I realize, in asking the question, that it's kind of its own answer.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 04, 2015 10:07 AM (kff5f)

255 Oh yeah, I forgot that part. That was definitely bullshit. Also, it wouldn't be the airlines fault even if it weren't made up.

So stuff it, and bring your own drink next time.



Because, "hygiene".

Brought to you by the culture that wipes their asses barehanded.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 10:07 AM (vPHeJ)

256 #84

Got that? It's everyone's fault, and is just as bad as Ferguson. Or something.

That
this is happening here while Christians are being beheaded or raped and
enslaved in several countries right now is beyond maddening.
=======

Close, Lizzy, but ... no.

What she is saying is quite clear: I am the beloved of Allah, and being a faithful Muslim I was insulted by the kffur flight attendants. Nothing short of their public debasement will satisfy my honor. It is for them to know their place

It's easier to understand if you've been given the treatment.

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2015 10:07 AM (JBggj)

257 Anyone else think the producers help the wimminz weave those straw-kinis? They usually look a little too well made.One gal chose to bring duct tape as her one item and used it to make a nice bikini.
Posted by: Lizzy

What in Satan's Unholy name is the point? neither provide protection against the elements or thorns. And the title of the show involved being naked. I saw ten seconds of one show. Two plain looking people squatting in the woods, whining.

I see that every time I go camping with family.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 04, 2015 10:07 AM (Spluw)

258 My money is on Baltimore. Already got the lenient response in place and when the case gets thrown out there will be social justice out the wazoo.

I agree. Toss in that batshit insane prosecutor, and Baltimore is a powderkeg waiting to blow.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 10:07 AM (7ObY1)

259 Give me duct tape and a good hatchet or knife and I can survive for a long time.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet

Same with me, but substitute room service and mini bar for that other stuff...and throw in 200 channels of cable tv. I'll be good.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at June 04, 2015 10:08 AM (xrURQ)

260 What in Satan's Unholy name is the point?


The point is that they can be filmed and the show can be on basic cable.

If they stayed naked for 21 days, there would be a whole lotta blurring going on.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 10:08 AM (7ObY1)

261 If I did that, I would bring one of the duct tapes that comes in pretty colors, like lime green...



Nothing says, "Here's my bewbs!" like a lime green duct tape bikini top. LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 10:09 AM (vPHeJ)

262 This is not the summer of our discontent. Next summer will be that summer. There is an election to influence in 2016. Cities must burn.

Posted by: Jerume van Clank at June 04, 2015 10:09 AM (m5SsJ)

263 Gauze to go with the duct tape for those sensitive areas...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 10:09 AM (kmtse)

264 >>But being okay with abortion while *also* being against the death penalty? How do you get there?

Murderers vote Democrats, babies don't vote at all.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 04, 2015 10:09 AM (O7MnT)

265 Abolitionists were reviled in exactly the same way pro-life people are today.

And by members of the same political party - what a coincidence.

Posted by: An Observation at June 04, 2015 10:09 AM (fYfwE)

266 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 04, 2015 09:56 AM (kff5f)

Because one is the victim of circumstances and the patriarchy and white privilege, while the other is a clump of cells.

/liberal voxplaining the world to you

Posted by: mynewhandle at June 04, 2015 10:10 AM (AkOaV)

267 If Bruce Jenner had decided he was a black woman instead of a white one - what would the left's response have been?



Popcorn worthy.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 10:10 AM (vPHeJ)

268 I went to Jungle School. Had boots with steel shanks in the soles and ripstop fabric trousers and blouse.

And 40% DEET bug spray.

I can't imagine going in the jungle nekkid.

Posted by: blaster at June 04, 2015 10:10 AM (1DE11)

269
251 It might suck when she takes it off, though.

It would have to be double-layered, with the sticky sides stuck together so no sticky part touches the skin. It could then be closed with strips of duct tape on the sides, kind of like a diaper.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 10:06 AM (7ObY1)

Yeah, had the same idea.

You need holes for the nips though. So they can breathe.

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2015 10:10 AM (MQEz6)

270 Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 09:59 AM (7ObY1)

i hate that show.....i'm so disappointed in the WHINING....it's going to be hard and it's going to suck....now get out there, build the fire, build the shelter...trap some food and survive.....i'm always shocked after watching an episode and the survival skills go up after the two complainers gave up on day one....ate one meal that consisted of a cricket for the entire duration...then no one got eaten as they swam through what we were promised were alligator filled waters.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 10:10 AM (0O7c5)

271 Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 10:08 AM (7ObY1)

I'm just getting bits and pieces here, but some lady sued when her... lady parts were inadvertently not blurred on a show called "naked dating."

She lost the suit.

Posted by: mynewhandle at June 04, 2015 10:11 AM (AkOaV)

272 If Bruce Jenner had decided he was a black woman instead of a white one - what would the left's response have been?

Didn't Michael Jackson already do that?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 04, 2015 10:11 AM (0HooB)

273 >>During my brief summer of sales, I also learned about 'buying' questions. Buy questions are good.

>>Also, they taught us to try to get one 'yes' even if it's to something stupid because it makes people more likely to say yes.

>>Granted, this was direct sales. And I hated it.

All of this is a waste. Seriously, I've been selling and running sales organizations at a pretty high level for a long time. You don't sell through tricks or by asking canned questions or even by being a sociopath.

Sales is about people liking and trusting people. That's all there really is to it. It's simple. But it's not. Yes, you have to know your industry, know your product and know the competition as well as you know your own stuff. But at the end of the day people buy from people they trust and believe in. Their ass is on the line as well.

And if you don't do well under pressure sales is not the career for you. You are always under pressure, not just for you but you will come to realize that you are supporting a lot of people behind you. You are the revenue engine and it never stops. You've got to feed the beast every day, every week, every month. And when the year is over, no matter how great a year you had, it starts all over again.

The rewards can be great. But the risks are great too.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 04, 2015 10:11 AM (g1DWB)

274 If Bruce Jenner had decided he was a black woman instead of a white one - what would the left's response have been?

There would be a fight among the Kirdashian girls about who would jump him first.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 04, 2015 10:11 AM (kQBSd)

275 One way to sabotage the Iranian negotiations would be to televise those suckers screaming at Secretariat.

Most people would be appalled I think (though some with bets on the race might be yelling "give him the whip!"), to see the Iranians scornfully and openly treating him like the fool he so obviously is.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 10:11 AM (LISuA)

276 I believe FDR knew no more or less what his 'intelligence' people knew before Pearl Harbor. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald killed Kennedy and a hot-headed Jack Ruby killed Lee Harvey Oswald. I believe Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin landed on the moon. And I believe Hollywood and popular 'culture' has mind-fcuked 2 generations of Americans as to true history. Our 'education' system has not helped any. And I didn't even mention the War Between The States, did I?

Posted by: Eromero at June 04, 2015 10:12 AM (go5uR)

277 >>But being okay with abortion while *also* being against the death penalty? How do you get there?

No idea.
And these are the same people who typically support euthanasia, whether it's a Kevorkian style or more along the lines of Groningen Protocol/Liverpool Care Pathway.

After watching the abortion debates for several decades and having a child of my own, I've come to think that supporting unlimited abortion really corrupts a person's soul. These are the people who will support any manner of creep, whether it's Bill Clinton or Kermit Gosnell, because they will protect legal abortion. They even support sex-selective abortion or post-birth abortion (like Obama supported) because to give one inch is to lose. This blows their whole morality scale out of whack and it poisons other moral decisions.

OK, that sounds judgey and extreme, but how else can you view the people who are willing to give Gosnell a pass to maintain their political stance?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 10:12 AM (k2QA3)

278 >>Nothing says, "Here's my bewbs!" like a lime green duct tape bikini top. LOL
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 10:09 AM (vPHeJ)

It's not like they were going to be hidden. At least that way, they could be cheerful!

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 10:12 AM (lIU4e)

279 I'm just getting bits and pieces here, but some lady
sued when her... lady parts were inadvertently not blurred on a show
called "naked dating."



She lost the suit.

Posted by: mynewhandle at June 04, 2015 10:11 AM (AkOaV)

high definition genitals or no peace!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 10:12 AM (0O7c5)

280 The fact that Kerry had his doctor fly in from the states is incredible. What, Switzerland doesn't have doctors?

-
Maybe there was a special team and ship that would get shrunk.down and injected into his blood stream.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 04, 2015 10:12 AM (mrlDV)

281 It took many weeks of negotiations between the producers and the Peruvian Chamber of Commerce in order to show the world the fine craftsmanship that Peruvians are know for.
-----

OT but interesting: I read last night that the Peruvian president was accused of taking secret campaign money from Venezuelan government sources before the last election. He denounced it as all lies but recently someone noticed multiple calls by his wife to the Venezuelan Palace and a trip there a few days before elections and a sudden huge cash deposit into his MIL's bank account.
Remember just before the 2008 elections when captured Marxist insurgent papers showed they were meeting with Obama's advance people and they were told to expect support from an Obama admin?

Posted by: Daybrother at June 04, 2015 10:12 AM (wLAU/)

282 You go on a show called Nekkid Dating, don't be surprised that your lady bits aren't blurred...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 10:12 AM (kmtse)

283 In the folklore of the old fur trade voyagers there are stories told of men who were driven crazy by bug bites and never seen again.

Posted by: Jerume van Clank at June 04, 2015 10:12 AM (m5SsJ)

284 The rewards can be great. But the risks are great too.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 04, 2015 10:11 AM (g1DWB)

as someone who is also in sales, i second everything you just said.

Non-sales people don't always get it. "you got a $10k check?!?! Holy shit!"

"Yeah, but, uh... next month I might miss goal and not get any check at all."

Posted by: mynewhandle at June 04, 2015 10:13 AM (AkOaV)

285 There would be a fight among the Kirdashian girls about who would jump him first.



Talk about bumping uglies..........

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 10:13 AM (vPHeJ)

286 oops...read that wrong...i thought she was made they were blurred.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 10:14 AM (0O7c5)

287 more coffee....more advil....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 10:14 AM (0O7c5)

288 >>It's not like they were going to be hidden. At least that way, they could be cheerful!

Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 10:14 AM (k2QA3)

289 But being okay with abortion while *also* being against the death penalty? How do you get there?

-
It's quite simple. It's OK to kill innocent people only.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 04, 2015 10:14 AM (mrlDV)

290 It's not like they were going to be hidden. At least that way, they could be cheerful!
Posted by: Lea



I believe at this point, the Style Guide requires pics.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 10:15 AM (vPHeJ)

291 After seeing the news reports from NYT on russian trolls, does anything think Hector is one of em?

Posted by: Gustav at June 04, 2015 10:15 AM (XM5n5)

292 In the folklore of the old fur trade voyagers there are stories told of men who were driven crazy by bug bites and never seen again.



That's why they slathered bear grease all over themselves.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 10:16 AM (vPHeJ)

293 >>All of this is a waste.

Are you telling me cutco steered a 19 year old wrong?

Seriously my dad has done sales most of my life. He is good at it, but he has that 'salesman personality', similar to another friend who went into sales. Not slick in a used care salesman way, but able to talk to lots of people, wheel and deal but not be an ass about it. I don't know how to describe it but I know it when I see it.

But sales is work. Lazy people don't do well in sales.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 10:16 AM (lIU4e)

294 It's not like they were going to be hidden. At least that way, they could be cheerful!
Posted by: Lea


Ahem, as a "man" I always find bewbs cheerful.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 04, 2015 10:16 AM (kQBSd)

295 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 04, 2015 09:09 AM (kff5f)

Cassandra had it good.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at June 04, 2015 10:17 AM (s92xH)

296 Gustav,

If he is, he's a shitty one.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 10:17 AM (kmtse)

297 #273

Posted by: JackStraw at June 04, 2015 10:11 AM (g1DWB)


That's one of the finest comments you have ever posted.

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2015 10:17 AM (JBggj)

298 Office politics suck the life out of people.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 04, 2015 09:29 AM (SIhxq)

**************
Troof. My female cube-mate, once only annoyed by my keyboard volume and inconsistent breathing, is now upset because the $1 tube of peanuts I get for breakfast apparently smells like peanuts.


When office chicks go on the irrational warpath like this, it's just a matter of time. So yep, the ol' resume and portfolio are getting polished up and distributed.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 04, 2015 10:17 AM (vgIRn)

299 That's why they slathered bear grease all over themselves.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 10:16 AM (vPHeJ)


I thought it was for the kuru massage

Posted by: wrg500 at June 04, 2015 10:17 AM (kQBSd)

300 * closing previous thread tab *

* opening main-page tab to watch for neud psots. *

------

...There is an election to influence in 2016. Cities must burn....

When I hear of TFG freeing our enemies from Gitmo, I marvel that the military hasn't pulled a coup. America?

Tell you a little secret, after the 2008 elections, I thought maybe SCOAMF might not live to take the oath of office. But he did. I still wonder if he'll make it to the end of his term. Alas, probably. But... jus' sayin'... jus' sayin'.

Posted by: mindful webworker - tab juggler at June 04, 2015 10:17 AM (hrMmk)

301 I believe at this point, the Style Guide requires pics

Is the Sergeant at Arms here? If not can we deputize someone and get a ruling?

Posted by: blaster at June 04, 2015 10:18 AM (1DE11)

302 The thing about this whole transsexual/Caitlyn foo-fra that amuses me the most-

is how after years, decades really, of the L and G part of the whole LGBT thang, fighting the idea that they are mentally ill-

they embrace and fully support, and identify as part of their own spectrum,

a group who is clearly, fully, demonstrably mentally ill by any definition you care to name.

That would be the "T" part of LGBT, for all you slow-witted progtards out there.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 04, 2015 10:18 AM (0cMkb)

303 But being okay with abortion while *also* being against the death penalty? How do you get there?

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Not only "against" the death penalty.... but then to go seven steps further and make celebrities out of those on death row.... Mumia Abu Jamal.

And you watch. Joker Tsarnaev will become celebrity cause too. Bank on it.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 04, 2015 10:18 AM (8XRCm)

304 I always find bewbs cheerful.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 04, 2015 10:16 AM (kQBSd)

Really? What's your number?

Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at June 04, 2015 10:18 AM (Zu3d9)

305 Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 10:12 AM (k2QA3)

I don't think that's judgey or extreme. I think you've hit the nail right on the head. The only question that remains, I think, is whether the corruption of the soul or unbridled support for abortion comes first.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 04, 2015 10:18 AM (2Ojst)

306 292 In the folklore of the old fur trade voyagers there are stories told of men who were driven crazy by bug bites and never seen again.

That's why they slathered bear grease all over themselves.


Moose and other large animals too.

I have one old (very early 20th century) woodcraft book that advises rubbing kerosene all over yourself to ward off the bugs.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 10:18 AM (7ObY1)

307 >>That's one of the finest comments you have ever posted.

Low bar.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 04, 2015 10:19 AM (g1DWB)

308 Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 10:14 AM (0O7c5)
=========================

You were tired of pixelated screens and just wanted to see hi-def genitals. And I'm totally fine with that.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 10:19 AM (LISuA)

309 Office politics suck the life out of people.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 04, 2015 09:29 AM (SIhxq)

Word. I hate that shit. I just want to do my job without having to stroke egos or kiss asses.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 04, 2015 10:19 AM (2Ojst)

310 >>When office chicks go on the irrational warpath like this, it's just a matter of time.

According to my sources, the two people who were hired after me and my colleague quit quickly realized they're working under an incompetent, sociopathic scrunt.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 04, 2015 10:19 AM (O7MnT)

311 >>292 In the folklore of the old fur trade voyagers there are stories told of men who were driven crazy by bug bites and never seen again.

Last summer I read The Lost City of Z. The description of the bug bites horror in the amazon was just god awful.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 10:20 AM (lIU4e)

312 I have yet to find myself, in 52 years, stranded, naked, and without anything. Have a hard time even envisioning that concept.

Having been run over by a truck and reduced to eating blackberries from the side of the road, I know it can happen to me.

Posted by: An Observation at June 04, 2015 10:20 AM (fYfwE)

313 312,

Holy. Shit.

Glad you're still around.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 10:21 AM (kmtse)

314 >>That would be the "T" part of LGBT, for all you slow-witted progtards out there.

Lesbian
Gay
Bullying
Totalitarians.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 04, 2015 10:21 AM (O7MnT)

315 Baby Praying Mantis's (manti?) are hatching out and are everywhere!

They're about 3/8 inch. I wonder what that is in metric?

I'm going with about 10cm...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at June 04, 2015 10:21 AM (4DCSq)

316 I love OMD. I am not ashamed.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 04, 2015 10:22 AM (VAsIq)

317 Too late to respond to Vic's morning blip on Texas' new gun laws. I'l tell you what that whole evolution has done for me. It made me join the Texas State Rifle Association. They did more to get these 2 laws passed than anybody else. Not to say there were'nt others, but for the NRA to try and grab all the glory pissed me off. And I am a long time NRA member too.

Posted by: Eromero at June 04, 2015 10:22 AM (go5uR)

318 315 that would be almost four inches

try 10mm

Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 04, 2015 10:22 AM (eOpVe)

319 Lesbian
Gay
Bullying
Totalitarians.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 04, 2015 10:21 AM (O7MnT)

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Heh.... status updated to "stolen"

Posted by: fixerupper at June 04, 2015 10:22 AM (8XRCm)

320 316 I love OMD. I am not ashamed.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 04, 2015 10:22 AM (VAsIq)





Call us.

Posted by: Vanity Fair at June 04, 2015 10:24 AM (vgIRn)

321 I had 5 great uncles who fought in WWII. One of them was gutshot, crawled to a nearby barn and lived for 5 days by milking the cows' teats directly into his mouth and eating hay.

His guys finally came back behind enemy lines to get him as soon as they were able, and there was still a harrowing escape through Belgium to go yet before he was finally safe and could get medical attention.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 10:24 AM (7ObY1)

322 OK, that sounds judgey and extreme, but how else can you view the people who are willing to give Gosnell a pass to maintain their political stance?
Posted by: Lizzy

I view them as being the people who act as though pregnant women who are attacked and lose their children are like kicked dogs, with equivalent rights. They, like the South of 150 years ago, were moved to tell ANY lie, any distortion, all to protect this tenet.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 04, 2015 10:25 AM (Spluw)

323


WHERE IS GELLERS APOLOGY!

Posted by: ThunderB at June 04, 2015 10:26 AM (zOTsN)

324 Does Caitlyn's wang have its own twitter handle yet?

Posted by: Daybrother at June 04, 2015 10:26 AM (+phar)

325 Of course, not all sales people are sociopaths. In my experience, only about 1/3rd of them.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at June 04, 2015 10:26 AM (zauWW)

326 >>That's one of the finest comments you have ever posted.



Low bar.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 04, 2015 10:19 AM (g1DWB)

=======
I work in retail, so high impact

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2015 10:26 AM (JBggj)

327 165 If they really are covering up something on the Kerry bike accident, I hope it isn't that he did a faceplant and is now horribly disfigured.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 04, 2015 09:44 AM (nFdGS)


Perhaps it's because they're still untangling his genitals from the spokes.

Posted by: Soona at June 04, 2015 10:27 AM (6+DMc)

328 Have you folks ever read Candice Millard's "The River Of Doubt"?

Teddy Roosevelt and his son Kermit, along with a group from the Smithsonian, took an Amazonian river trip after he lost his last election (and survived the bullet), and this is the tale.

Besides being very well written and a helluva story, its instructive. If ever you thought for a minute you were skillful enough to survive in a jungle, this book might be enough to convince you otherwise.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 10:27 AM (LISuA)

329 Eromero,

I like the fact if my shirt becomes untucked, or I somehow inadvertently show that I'm packing, I don't have to worry about getting taken to the cleaners.

I also let my NRA membership lapse and became a member with the TSRA.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 10:28 AM (kmtse)

330 I'm not sure if you heard the news today, but CNN conducted a poll concluding that George W. Bush's approval rating is now higher than President Obama's.

Well, Obama has certainly extended and hardened the cement on a lot of Bush's post-9/11 Terror, Inc. policies, so he's very similar to Bush in every way that way. His domestic policy is a bit different, but when you talk about drones, the American Empire, the NSA, civil liberties, attacks on journalism and whistleblowers, he's as bad or worse than Bush. He hasn't started as many wars, but he's extended the ones we had, and I don't even think Dick Cheney or Richard Nixon would say the president has the right to unilaterally decide whom he can kill around the world. On Tuesdays, the president can just decide whom he wants to kill, and you know, since 9/11 there are magic words like "terror," and if you use magic words, you can justify any power grab you want.

Posted by: Dick Cheney at June 04, 2015 10:28 AM (e8kgV)

331 "Have you folks ever read Candice Millard's "The River Of Doubt"? "


Believe so. Read several books about TR's travels and days after the POTUS.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 10:29 AM (LA7Cm)

332 Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 04, 2015 10:17 AM (vgIRn)

she hates you......be careful...

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 10:29 AM (0O7c5)

333 >>Teddy Roosevelt and his son Kermit, along with a group from the Smithsonian, took an Amazonian river trip after he lost his last election (and survived the bullet), and this is the tale.

I saw a documentary on the amazon on Netflix and it included a section on Roosevelt's journey.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 10:30 AM (lIU4e)

334 In re 328: I think I misremembered, and the sponsoring group wasn't the Smithsonian but the Museum of Natural History. That makes more sense anyway, given TR's relationship with the museum.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 10:33 AM (LISuA)

335 Seriously my dad has done sales most of my life. He is good at it, but he has that 'salesman personality', similar to another friend who went into sales. Not slick in a used care salesman way, but able to talk to lots of people, wheel and deal but not be an ass about it. I don't know how to describe it but I know it when I see it.

My BIL is like that. We call him Monty Hall. At one time, he was selling cars for four different dealerships out in the NW burbs of Chicago. He can work some amazing deals, along with setting up free maintenance work for family.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 04, 2015 10:33 AM (mmlFU)

336 Does Caitlyn's wang have its own twitter handle yet?


#CJWang

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 10:33 AM (vPHeJ)

337 Does Caitlyn's wang have its own twitter handle yet?

#itsdarkinhere

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 04, 2015 10:33 AM (0HooB)

338 Does Caitlyn's wang have its own twitter handle yet?
Posted by: Daybrother at June 04, 2015 10:26 AM (+phar)

----

#MyDaysAreNumbered

Posted by: fixerupper at June 04, 2015 10:33 AM (8XRCm)

339 Why would anyone name their son Kermit?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 10:33 AM (kmtse)

340 "You know, Mr. Nipponese, I could really go for you in a big way! Is that a Type 93 Long Lance Torpedo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Posted by: If Midway was fought by Bruce JennerFer at June 04, 2015 10:33 AM (sCHw2)

341 That's just asking for a lifetime of wedgies.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 10:34 AM (kmtse)

342 "68
I'm at one of those forks in the road. I need a new job, as mine has
been outsourced. I have two basic choices - a sales job which means less
money initially but a lot more money long-term as well as independence
and job security, or another office job with consistent income but still
at the mercy of others. Thoughts?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 04, 2015 09:22 AM (PtTYB)"

Not everybody can do sales. If you are one of those people who can, there is essentially no limit on the up side. The thing is that you have to have pretty thick skin to deal with an enormous amount of rejection.


One major advantage that you may have once you get your sales chops down is that an awful lot of sales people are idiots. They get by in life by talking other people into doing things for them. That is a skill that should not be dismissed or underestimated but it often allows other aspects of the brain and personality to atrophy. Another thing is that a lot of salesmen are lazy. They have grown up talking their way out of difficulty and that is the way they drift through life.
So if you have the ability to sell and you are willing to develop that skill and you are reasonably intelligent and have at least an average work ethic, you can probably do pretty well for yourself. Even if you eventually decide to do something else, the skills learned will be useful.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 04, 2015 10:34 AM (QHgTq)

343 I saw a documentary on the amazon on Netflix and it included a section on Roosevelt's journey.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 10:30 AM (lIU4e)
==========================

It nearly killed everybody. TR even went so far as to scrawl out a final will, before they were rescued.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 10:34 AM (LISuA)

344 >>>Being a sociopath helps in sales. Can you learn to be one?


Dunno, but I'll run out and get Bill Clinton's book for inspiration and guidance.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 04, 2015 10:35 AM (PtTYB)

345 We need a show where they dump SJWs into the wilderness and we can watch them condemn the patriarchy and racism while forming drum circles and starving to death.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 04, 2015 10:36 AM (bYTF4)

346 Chris Kyle's wife talking up Rick Perry.

She's a damned articulate advocate.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 04, 2015 10:36 AM (BZAd3)

347 she hates you......be careful...
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 10:29 AM (0O7c5)

*******
Oh, no, I'm aware. And there's no going back on that with wimmen. I could lose a limb saving her and her kid from a burning house, and she'd still hate me.


I have no idea why she does, though.


Funny thing is, it's a construction company. That kind of junior-high crap would get her ass kicked out on a job site.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 04, 2015 10:36 AM (vgIRn)

348 >>His domestic policy is a bit different, but when you talk about drones, the American Empire, the NSA, civil liberties, attacks on journalism and whistleblowers, he's as bad or worse than Bush.

Bush didn't start any wars. We were attacked on 9/11 and struck back at those who did it in Afghanistan.

We were in a state of cease fire in Iraq and Saddam broke every single sanction he agreed to including shooting repeatedly at our planes that were tasked with patrolling the no-fly zones Saddam had agreed to after his unprovoked attack on Kuwait and the subsequent ass kicking he received. Bush, rightfully, took out a threat that was already sponsoring terror attacks on our ally Israel before it could metastasize and attack us directly. And he also gave them warning after warning after warning. He had a red line that actually was a red line.

Obama went to war with Libya with almost no justification, without Congressional approval and without even going to the UN which I think is a waste but at least Bush went.

Wars started:

Bush 0
Obama 1

And his domestic policies are more than just a tad different. They are absolutely radical and not coincidentally, failures.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 04, 2015 10:36 AM (g1DWB)

349 339 Why would anyone name their son Kermit?


Or their daughter Izzy?

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 10:37 AM (7ObY1)

350 "The Exploration of the Colorado River and its canyons" by J.W. Powell.

They also ran out of food, in 95 days. A mutiny and three men refuse to go on. Those three are killed by hostile indians as they try to walk out.

Posted by: Jerume van Clank at June 04, 2015 10:37 AM (m5SsJ)

351 Posted by: Dick Cheney at June 04, 2015 10:28 AM (e8kgV)

If you think Bush is anything like Obama or that Obama's implementation of policies are anything like Bush's , you are greatly misinformed.

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 04, 2015 10:37 AM (XX9+E)

352 Taya Kyle......i already loved you....now i love you more!!! Perry2016

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 10:37 AM (0O7c5)

353 "I also let my NRA membership lapse and became a member with the TSRA.





Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 10:28 AM (kmtse)"

Since I am a lifetime member, I try really hard not to let my membership lapse.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 04, 2015 10:37 AM (QHgTq)

354 Not everybody can do sales.

*shudders*

Not even at gunpoint.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 04, 2015 10:37 AM (mmlFU)

355 Or their daughter Izzy?





Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 10:37 AM (7ObY1)

hey!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 10:37 AM (0O7c5)

356 Why would anyone name their son Kermit?



Family name.
-Mr. & Mrs. K T Frog

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 10:38 AM (vPHeJ)

357 If it hasn't been noted, today, June 4th is the anniversary of the last withdrawal by the British from Dunkirk.

It is also the day on which Churchill made his historic address before the House of Commons:

"We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."
- Winston S. Churchill (1874-1965)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 10:39 AM (9mTYi)

358 >>> Dick Cheney @ 330 <<< Confirmed: leftism is a mental disease.

Posted by: Not Dick Cheney at June 04, 2015 10:39 AM (sCHw2)

359
went to a State park in Ohio once, Hocking Hills Ash Cave, and there was , no shit, an actual drum circle of about 20 or 30 idiots sitting there drumming. Normally the area is very pretty and serene.

Not that day. A number of people were looking at them in disgust for ruining their trip to that location. I sure as hell wouldn't have wanted to sit and drum right under a sandstone overhang. And yes, they did meet every imagining of drum circle idiots you can come up with. Well maybe, no nakedness for one thing.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at June 04, 2015 10:40 AM (Mxs5H)

360
Well, guess who's on Team iCarley, Liz the Wiz:

The Daily Beast - Liz Mair: Diss Carly Fiorina at Your Own Risk

Worked with Fiorina in the context of the 2008 presidential campaign and consulted for her 2010 US Senate campaign.

Point against the HP Honey.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 04, 2015 10:40 AM (kdS6q)

361 Taya Kyle......i already loved you....now i love you more!!! Perry2016
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 10:37 AM (0O7c5)


I was for Perry last time around and most of the stuff used against him was bullshit, but I stayed away from the endless debates so I missed whatever painkiller fueled thing he did.

I would love for Perry to make a go of it this time, but I'm afraid that trumped up indictment is going to be a problem.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 10:40 AM (lIU4e)

362 "Why would anyone name their son Kermit? "


There used to be a fair number of Kermits until the 1960s when it really dropped off.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 10:40 AM (LA7Cm)

363 "He hasn't started as many wars,..."

Libya, Syria, ISIL, Several Countries in Africa. Overthrew Honduras and Egypt. Attempted Israel. Building for an armed conflict within the United States.
Signed executive orders reversing Bush's slight reigning in of NSA and ordering all federal agencies, IRS, DEA, EPA, DoJ to share expanded domestic intel on American citizens. Pushed passage of NDAA which allows Military to "disappear" citizens within America and/or execute them if WH designates them as terrorists.

But otherwise you're on the money.

Posted by: Daybrother at June 04, 2015 10:41 AM (+phar)

364 345 We need a show where they dump SJWs into the wilderness and we can watch them condemn the patriarchy and racism while forming drum circles and starving to death.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 04, 2015 10:36 AM (bYTF4)
=========================

I wish you were in charge of greenlighting shows.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 10:41 AM (LISuA)

365 I would become a dragon if I could. It would be awesome.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 04, 2015 10:41 AM (Tnmav)

366 " Or their daughter Izzy? "


I kinda like "Izzy" as a nick.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 10:41 AM (LA7Cm)

367 >>> Not even at gunpoint.

Yeah, sales sucks ass

Posted by: Bigby's Green Thumb at June 04, 2015 10:42 AM (3ZtZW)

368 Kermit was a tough guy. He fought in Iraq for the Brits before the US entered WW1.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 10:42 AM (LISuA)

369 "325
Of course, not all sales people are sociopaths. In my experience, only about 1/3rd of them.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at June 04, 2015 10:26 AM (zauWW)"

It is not necessary to be a sociopath to be good at sales but it probably does take a tendency to not think too much about whether it is in the long term interest of your clients to buy whatever it is that you are selling.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 04, 2015 10:42 AM (QHgTq)

370 Does Caitlyn's wang have its own twitter handle yet?
-------------------
#heretodaygonetomorrow

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 10:43 AM (9mTYi)

371 Taya Kyle......i already loved you....now i love you more!!! Perry2016
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 10:37 AM (0O7c5)

Having Marcus Luttrell and Mrs. Kyle on his team should significantly raise his stock, imo. It does for me, no doubt.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 04, 2015 10:43 AM (BZAd3)

372 Geez I should do something

/nah

Posted by: Bigby's Green Thumb at June 04, 2015 10:43 AM (3ZtZW)

373 "- Winston S. Churchill (1874-1965)"


God Bless the man.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 10:44 AM (LA7Cm)

374 Might as well add to all the satellite channels the AoS Moron Channel. Full of bewbs, booze, and bullets. Plus chaps and stompy boots.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 10:44 AM (Kvhy9)

375 Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 10:40 AM (lIU4e

His advocacy of the Texas version of the Dream act is my main point against him. Still a thousand times better than anything the Democrats have.

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 04, 2015 10:44 AM (XX9+E)

376 This 'Dick Cheney' fellow doesn't seem too bright, does he? Bush had plenty of problems, but compared to Obama....well it's hard not to look really, reallygood next to Obama.

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 04, 2015 10:44 AM (k8xvx)

377 SMFH at it all,

Yeah, good point. He isn't changing anyone's minds. In fact he's probably making me a better person and conservative.

Posted by: Gustav at June 04, 2015 10:44 AM (XM5n5)

378 Does Caitlyn's wang have its own twitter handle yet?


#olddognewtricks

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 04, 2015 10:44 AM (PtTYB)

379 Heh. Progressives in the Woods. That would be worth watching.

Meat? That I have to kill? Icky.

And I don't want to eat any of these plants. What if they're endangered?

Oh look, there are a lot of these Lily-of-the-Valleys here. They can't be endangered. I guess just a few would be alriiiiii(ACKKKKKKK!)

THUMP.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 10:44 AM (7ObY1)

380 Huh MTF,

Seems that Kermit was a bit of a bad ass.

Takes after his old man in some ways...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 10:45 AM (kmtse)

381 Plus every Japanese kaiju related movie ever made.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 10:45 AM (Kvhy9)

382 State Attorney Marilyn Mosby (not related to Ted Mosby in "How I met your Mother") wants to keep the autospy under a "protective order" so she can maintain the narrative of the Baltimore riots.

Posted by: Josh Radnor at June 04, 2015 10:45 AM (e8kgV)

383 lea

i'm not going to worry about any of that ...i'm just going to support who i support.....he was my first choice last go round....he is tied with cruz this time round....maybe they can team up.....and unlike the paulbots......i can take what ever heat that's thrown at me for supporting them

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 10:46 AM (0O7c5)

384 Perhaps it's because they're still untangling his genitals from the spokes.

Posted by: Soona at June 04, 2015 10:27 AM (6+DMc)


Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 04, 2015 10:46 AM (fwARV)

385 alriiiiii(ACKKKKKKK!)

THUMP.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 10:44 AM (7ObY1)

----

It never ceases to amazed me that those that label themselves "environmentalists" would be the first to die if they actually had to live in the "environment".

Posted by: fixerupper at June 04, 2015 10:46 AM (8XRCm)

386
>>Heh. Progressives in the Woods. That would be worth watching.

Vegans! That would be fun to watch.

>>It is not necessary to be a sociopath to be good at sales but it probably does take a tendency to not think too much about whether it is in the long term interest of your clients to buy whatever it is that you are selling.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 04, 2015 10:42 AM (QHgTq)

I think the way to be a moral person in sales is to sell something useful and tangible.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 10:47 AM (lIU4e)

387 we need a GOOD person in the white house......the current occupant is not a GOOD person

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 10:47 AM (0O7c5)

388 I don't understand why the repulsive Hillary refuses to talk to the media. It's not as if they they would be hard on her. (How's that for cognitive dissonance? A sentence with Hillary and hard on.)
Until a better Democratic candidate comes along the media will be all in for the ugly one.
She must be deeply afraid.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 04, 2015 10:48 AM (nlHrF)

389 Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 10:46 AM (0O7c5)

Perry for me is a lower tier candidate. He just doesn't move the needle for me.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 04, 2015 10:48 AM (kQBSd)

390 fixerupper,

As we saw with 'ol boy getting nom-nom'd on by a grizzly that was totes his BFF.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 10:48 AM (kmtse)

391 Last night's ONT turned to music, and I went looking for Kodo drummers on youtube. A suggested video was

FOLI (there is no movement without rhythm)

it shows scenes of primitive life style and the rhythms you get pounding maize, hammering iron, chopping wood. I found it very interesting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLpfbcXTeo8

Since we're on the subject of survival under primitive conditions. No one is fat in these scenes, either. Ok, wait, the one old guy, chief maybe.

Posted by: Jerume van Clank at June 04, 2015 10:48 AM (m5SsJ)

392 Whoever Marilyn Mosby reports to needs to get involved in overseeing her prosecution of the Baltimore Police Force, errr, the six cops. Even Jazz Shaw agrees: She's way out of her depth.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 10:48 AM (LISuA)

393 >>It is not necessary to be a sociopath to be good at sales but it probably does take a tendency to not think too much about whether it is in the long term interest of your clients to buy whatever it is that you are selling.

So I'm part sociopath, an idiot and a slime who just wants to make a quick buck. You hate me, you really, really hate me.

If you are in professional sales then no, you do not want to sell someone something they don't want or need. Your career will not be a long one if you do.

Worst and most common mistake most young sales people make is to try and put round pegs in square holes. If your customer has a square hole and all you have is a round peg he isn't a customer. Tell him so and go find another one.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 04, 2015 10:49 AM (g1DWB)

394 RE: Mosby sealing the Baltimore autopsy report

She states that she doesn't want to 'try this case in the media' but that's all she's been fucking doing from jump.

She's held like six thousand press conferences where she's laid out evidence and provided photos, graphics, et al.

Conclusion: The autopsy shows whatshisface died of a cocaine overdose or some other non-neck-injury-related way.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 04, 2015 10:49 AM (fwARV)

395 194
188 Poll: Which center of urban decay is most likely to go up in flames this summer?



A. St. Louis

B. Chicago

C. Detroit

D. Akron

E. Philadelphia

F. Other

Posted by: Kurt Cobain at June 04, 2015 09:50 AM (VcOqI)









Seattle?

Posted by: Arson Wells at June 04, 2015 09:51 AM (UnJ7w)

I think we will be surprised. Nothing, maybe Oakland, CA. Philly is a good prospect.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 04, 2015 10:49 AM (0FSuD)

396 382 Facts are stubborn things. THe DA is not smart enough to know this.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2015 10:49 AM (u82oZ)

397 >>he is tied with cruz this time round....maybe they can team up

That would be pretty cool, but I will just have to see who is left by the time the primaries get to my state. Usually I don't have a lot of choices.

I like Jindal too, actually. I'm not sure if he has the presence to go all the way or not, though.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 10:49 AM (lIU4e)

398 State Attorney Marilyn Mosby (not related to Ted Mosby in "How I met your Mother") wants to keep the autospy under a "protective order" so she can maintain the narrative of the Baltimore riots.
Posted by: Josh
---------------------

Imagine the rioting in Ferguson if Michael Brown's autopsy was sealed. There's something different about Mosby and Baltimore...., can't put my finger on it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 10:49 AM (9mTYi)

399 If Billy Clintoon raped several progressive females aka whores in the woods, would it still be rape-rape?

It depends on what the meaning of the word "is", is!

Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at June 04, 2015 10:50 AM (sCHw2)

400 I can't understand it. We eat all organic food, the air is unpolluted and the water pure and we still die around 50. Org got the sniffles and died and he was only 20.

Posted by: Early Cro Magnon man at June 04, 2015 10:50 AM (+phar)

401 387
we need a GOOD person in the white house......the current occupant is not a GOOD person


Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 10:47 AM (0O7c5)

H8ther. Tell me that after I have given him a full load.

Posted by: Reggie, the butt fucker at June 04, 2015 10:51 AM (0FSuD)

402 The more you socons attack Bruce Jenner, the more popular he becomes. Just like your attacks and bullying of gays made them heroes, the same will happen with Jenner. Your attacks just make him stronger.

Posted by: Socons are bigots at June 04, 2015 10:51 AM (LbiaA)

403 #395

It ain't gonna be St. Louis. No one will mess with Busch Stadium.

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 10:51 AM (XM5n5)

404 wrg500

the people under my roof of voting age feel the same way...i liked him the minute i saw and heard him....just like cruz.....

who are you looking at?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 10:51 AM (0O7c5)

405 "She must be deeply afraid. "

Even in controlled events she is so wobbly (physically and mentally) and clumsy rhetorically that it's cringe-worthy. Her statements are hollow and no one believes them anyway. She can not help herself in any way by speaking more with the press or public, she can only hurt herself further.

Tough way to run a POTUS campaign.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 10:52 AM (LA7Cm)

406 >>>he is tied with cruz this time round....maybe they can team up

Preezy and Veece Preezy can't be from the same state. It's in the, whaddyacall, Constituation.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 04, 2015 10:52 AM (O7MnT)

407 #402, LOL, only if you hate chromosome and uterusses. What's the plural of uterus?!

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 10:52 AM (XM5n5)

408
G'Morning Hector.

How are things in your world this fine day?

Posted by: fixerupper at June 04, 2015 10:52 AM (8XRCm)

409 Obviously, Mosby doesn't want to release things that are damaging to her case.

If they proved her case, she'd be publishing them on the front page of every paper in the country.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 10:52 AM (oVJmc)

410 Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 04, 2015 10:17 AM (vgIRn)

I'm sorry for your troubles, Bob, but you do write about it in an amusing way, "Annoyed by my inconsistent breathing." LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 10:52 AM (9HoBs)

411 Any future Hunger Games-type competition will not feature progressives, as they would be whacked in the first five minutes as they mill about looking for the place that sells hot cocoa and footy pajamas.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 04, 2015 10:52 AM (PtTYB)

412 387
Name a Republican who is a good person. Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Socons are bigots at June 04, 2015 10:52 AM (LbiaA)

413 All I can say is thank the lord Shrillary and Billy Jeff aren't part of the Mexican Cartels. That would be a criminal merger to end all mergers.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 10:52 AM (LISuA)

414 Plural of uterus - uteri?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 10:53 AM (Kvhy9)

415 @ 402: Hi, there! Want to play with my AIDS-enhanced Member of Parliament?

Posted by: Gays lick ass! at June 04, 2015 10:53 AM (sCHw2)

416 Hector, serious question:

Would you fuck Jenner?

Posted by: @JohnTant at June 04, 2015 10:53 AM (PFy0L)

417 402
The more you socons attack Bruce Jenner, the more popular he becomes.
Just like your attacks and bullying of gays made them heroes, the same
will happen with Jenner. Your attacks just make him stronger.

Posted by: Socons are bigots at June 04, 2015 10:51 AM (LbiaA)

you didn't get the aclu's memo...if you refer to him with his birth name or gender.....you are hate speaking....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 10:53 AM (0O7c5)

418 >>Socons are bigots at June 04, 2015 10:51 AM (LbiaA)

I love that its ID tag is Labia.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 04, 2015 10:53 AM (O7MnT)

419 Hector is in da house

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 10:53 AM (LISuA)

420 Nick Gillespie returns.

How's the bong smoke this morning, Nick?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 10:54 AM (oVJmc)

421 #391 Since we're on the subject of survival under primitive conditions. No one is fat in these scenes, either. Ok, wait, the one old guy, chief maybe.


For that, you have to watch Fat Guys in the Woods.

There's a reality show for everything now.

Fat Guys in the Woods is actually really good. The host, Creek Stewart, is a solid survivalist who just does his thing without any of the made-up drama usually associated with these kinds of shows.

They don't really HAVE to be fat. The point is more, "city guys gone soft head to the woods."



Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 10:54 AM (7ObY1)

422 >>> The more you socons attack Bruce Jenner, the more popular he becomes.

You would think they'd be *thanking* us!

Posted by: Bigby's Green Thumb at June 04, 2015 10:54 AM (3ZtZW)

423 414
Plural of uterus - uteri?


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 10:53 AM (Kvhy9)

good question

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 10:54 AM (0O7c5)

424 408
Good just popped in for a few laughs. Hope your day is going well.

Posted by: Socons are bigots at June 04, 2015 10:54 AM (LbiaA)

425 Funnily enough, a large segment of the 'horde does not identify with either Dem or Repub...

Huh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 10:54 AM (kmtse)

426 Gregory, Labia Mavelik of the AMP will be sending her lawyers after you.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 10:54 AM (Kvhy9)

427 Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 10:51 AM (0O7c5)

Cruz/Walker
Rubio
Jindal


As much as I hate to say it but I think Bush will take it and one of the 4 above will be VP

Posted by: wrg500 at June 04, 2015 10:54 AM (kQBSd)

428 I love that its ID tag is Labia.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 04, 2015 10:53 AM (O7MnT)

----

I saw that too.....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 04, 2015 10:54 AM (8XRCm)

429
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 04, 2015 10:52 AM (PtTYB)

Have a long pig BBQ franchise nearby would offer fabulous opportunities...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 04, 2015 10:54 AM (VLTL9)

430 Name a Democrat who isn't a corrupt sociopath or a pervert.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 04, 2015 10:54 AM (O7MnT)

431 So I see Heckler is here...

Posted by: donna at June 04, 2015 10:54 AM (Bn6aD)

432 If Billy Clintoon raped several progressive females aka whores in the woods, would it still be rape-rape?

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And would it make a sound?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 04, 2015 10:54 AM (IFOXz)

433 Now, now, now. Everybody hug.

Posted by: Dr. Love at June 04, 2015 10:55 AM (oVJmc)

434 (LbiaA)

Morning, Labia. How're they hangin'?

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 10:55 AM (7ObY1)

435 "Plural of uterus - uteri?"


Uteruseses....es.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 10:55 AM (LA7Cm)

436 Not a chance in hell, Dr. Love.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 10:55 AM (kmtse)

437 Whoever Marilyn Mosby reports to needs to get involved in overseeing her prosecution of the Baltimore Police Force, errr, the six cops. Even Jazz Shaw agrees: She's way out of her depth.

That would be the Mayor, I believe, and no way is she wading into that minefield. She has some good reasons to let Mosby crash and burn, chief among which is that Mosby's husband is angling for the Mayor's job in a couple of years.

Posted by: @JohnTant at June 04, 2015 10:56 AM (PFy0L)

438 So telling the truth about pseudo-woman Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner is an "attack."

OK, then.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 04, 2015 10:56 AM (O7MnT)

439 Worst and most common mistake most young sales people make is to try and put round pegs in square holes. If your customer has a square hole and all you have is a round peg he isn't a customer. Tell him so and go find another one.
Posted by: JackStraw
----------------

Some of my misspent youth was as a floor salesman in consumer electronics. I enjoyed it, but barely made enough to pay the bills.

After I had been at it for two years, the owner came to me and said, "We're opening a new store, and I want you to be the manager". I was surprised, and straight out asked him, "Why me?". His answer has always stayed with me, "Because you care about the customers".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 10:56 AM (9mTYi)

440 Hector, serious question: would you follow Nina Burleigh's advice to all good feminists and give Bill Clinton a blow job?

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 10:56 AM (LISuA)

441 According to the Oxford Dictionary...

uteri is the plural for uterus.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 10:56 AM (Kvhy9)

442 Survival in the woods: I'm pissed off that Robert Redford is going to destroy the film "A Walk in the Woods" based on Bill Bryson's hilarious book. Any moron who hasn't read that one, should.

Posted by: LadyS at June 04, 2015 10:56 AM (xYNhJ)

443 Yooters

Posted by: Bigby's Green Thumb at June 04, 2015 10:56 AM (3ZtZW)

444 I think Hector should totes bone Caitlin.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 10:57 AM (kmtse)

445 Cruz/Walker

Rubio

Jindal





As much as I hate to say it but I think Bush will take it and one of the 4 above will be VP

Posted by: wrg500 at June 04, 2015 10:54 AM (kQBSd)

i have no vote stopping i'll stay home instead issues with any of them..... except bush......he can foad.....he'll never get my vote

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 10:57 AM (0O7c5)

446 So telling the truth about pseudo-woman Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner is an "attack."

Much in the way opposing amnesty is racist.

Posted by: Dr. Love at June 04, 2015 10:57 AM (oVJmc)

447 @ 412: Say, didn't I meet you at the DNC's Support Dr. Kermit Gosnell dinner the other day?

Of course, you got the "500th black-skinned baby murdered by a Planned Parenthood volunteer" Award!

How ya doin'?

Posted by: Dems are Bigots at June 04, 2015 10:57 AM (sCHw2)

448 It is not necessary to be a sociopath to be good at sales but it probably does take a tendency to not think too much about whether it is in the long term interest of your clients to buy whatever it is that you are selling.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 04, 2015 10:42 AM (QHgTq)


--------------------------------------------


I know numerous car salesmen. The ones that do the best and make the most money are the ones that are honest with the customer, especially in what that customer can afford. What they've told me is that it's usually the customer that is dishonest with him/herself about what they can afford or which is the best vehicle for them.

Posted by: Soona at June 04, 2015 10:57 AM (P25Hh)

449 Survival in the woods:
Follow down hill and down river until you get to a town. Easy peasy.

Posted by: Bigby's Green Thumb at June 04, 2015 10:58 AM (3ZtZW)

450 @422
I am just making you aware that socon attacks always backfire.

Posted by: Socons are bigots at June 04, 2015 10:58 AM (LbiaA)

451 I served in Vietnam you know!


And I was the only American named as a Hero of Communist Victory too.

Posted by: An Observation at June 04, 2015 10:58 AM (fYfwE)

452 #442 "A Walk in the Woods"


Just checked it out on Amazon and that is RIGHT up my alley. Thanks for the tip, LadyS.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 10:58 AM (7ObY1)

453 So I'm part sociopath, an idiot and a slime who just wants to make a quick buck. You hate me, you really, really hate me.

Chill Jack, it's not about you personally. The sales person you describe and probably are is a great person and the world would be a better place if there were more of Y'all.

It's also true that the reputation of the profession suffers because it has a disproportionate number of the other kind. The type that will tell any lie, use any person, break any law. I'm talking about the guys that don't care if the company takes a loss on the sale and don't even care if the thing they sell even exists.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at June 04, 2015 10:58 AM (zauWW)

454 robert redford did not age well........at all

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 10:58 AM (0O7c5)

455 crazy socon ---------->http://www.sexchangeregret.com/

Posted by: Dr. Love at June 04, 2015 10:59 AM (oVJmc)

456 She's held like six thousand press conferences where she's laid out evidence and provided photos, graphics, et al.

Conclusion: The autopsy shows whatshisface died of a cocaine overdose or some other non-neck-injury-related way.



Too late to pull the Emily Litella schtick.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 10:59 AM (vPHeJ)

457 450,

Hey! I just said that you should be given major props for wanting to bone Caitlin!

You go boy!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 10:59 AM (kmtse)

458 Yay

OK lunch

Posted by: Bigby's Green Thumb at June 04, 2015 10:59 AM (3ZtZW)

459
Prediction.

Much in the same way the name Kermit fell out of popularity in the 60's.....

Caitlyn, and the other various spellings.... will also fall out common usage going forward.... and it a VERY popular name today.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 04, 2015 10:59 AM (8XRCm)

460 Bruce Jenner: still more of a man than Barack Obama.

Posted by: Stu-22 at June 04, 2015 10:59 AM (vd4oB)

461 Seriously Hector...honest question.

In your estimation is Jenner shagworthy? Yes or no?

In short: Would you hit that?

Posted by: @JohnTant at June 04, 2015 10:59 AM (PFy0L)

462 the more you socons

Congratulations, hector. I see you've moved on from the bigotry of "socks" (sic) to other subjects, which is good, you know, because socks will always be bigoted. When they're not hanging around with their own color of sock, they tend to be loners which mope morosely in the dryer. This is the fascinating subject-the bigotry of socks; You should get George Soros to fund a study on this instead of ineffectual trolling on conservative boards. I mean, you can take up our time but you don't change our mind or our perceptions of the left.

Good Day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 10:59 AM (9HoBs)

463 "276
I believe FDR knew no more or less what his 'intelligence' people knew
before Pearl Harbor. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald killed Kennedy and a
hot-headed Jack Ruby killed Lee Harvey Oswald. I believe Neil Armstrong
and Buzz Aldrin landed on the moon. And I believe Hollywood and popular
'culture' has mind-fcuked 2 generations of Americans as to true history.
Our 'education' system has not helped any. And I didn't even mention
the War Between The States, did I?


Posted by: Eromero at June 04, 2015 10:12 AM (go5uR)"

Why, that's crazy talk. Next thing you'll be denying the existence of the lizard people civilization beneath the surface of the earth or the extraterrestrial greys who visit three times a year to administer my anal probe.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 04, 2015 11:00 AM (QHgTq)

464 Even in controlled events she is so wobbly (physically and mentally) and clumsy rhetorically that it's cringe-worthy. Her statements are hollow and no one believes them anyway. She can not help herself in any way by speaking more with the press or public, she can only hurt herself further.

-
Whether the Titanic hits the iceberg or the iceberg hits the Titanic, Hillary's going down.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 04, 2015 11:00 AM (njKzt)

465 JohnTant,

Screen door.

Hurricane.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:00 AM (kmtse)

466 You mention the concept of Environmentalists trying to live off the land. I am shocked this was made by Cartoon Network. Some agitators kidnap Wally Gator to return him to the swamp.

https://youtu.be/m0ga-BD3Zlo

This should make you laugh in an evil sort of way.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:00 AM (Kvhy9)

467 Lincoln Chafee is going to run for office on the adoption of the metric system as his key plank (1 meter long plank).

Pretty impressive for a guy with an 8 cm long penis.

Posted by: Roy at June 04, 2015 11:00 AM (VndSC)

468 437 Posted by: @JohnTant at June 04, 2015 10:56 AM (PFy0L)
=========================

She's a State's Attorney, so I'm assuming she must report to the state AG. Don't really know, though. Her position is elected, so maybe she doesn't have a boss.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 11:00 AM (LISuA)

469 >>His answer has always stayed with me, "Because you care about the customers".

Smart manager. Nobody likes to be played and everyone appreciates honestly. And people have long memories.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 04, 2015 11:00 AM (g1DWB)

470 @440
Why are you obsessed with gay acts?

Posted by: Socons are bigots at June 04, 2015 11:01 AM (LbiaA)

471 "Inquiring minds want to know."

That phrase really dates you. Aren't you a little old to be trolling or do you have a personality disorder that compels that sort of sick behavior?
Never mind.

Posted by: Early Cro Magnon man at June 04, 2015 11:01 AM (+phar)

472 >>As much as I hate to say it but I think Bush will take it and one of the 4 above will be VP

Yeah, well, count me out if that's the case.

Every Bush has been a disaster for the country, and I don't think the third one's the charm.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 04, 2015 11:01 AM (O7MnT)

473 So I'm part sociopath, an idiot and a slime who just wants to make a quick buck. You hate me, you really, really hate me.


You're hired.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 04, 2015 11:01 AM (0HooB)

474 Morning, Labia. How're they hangin'?



Like meat curtains.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 11:02 AM (vPHeJ)

475 A dandelion wine toast to you, CX! Except I have a bone to pick with you for bringing up Bloodrock's song DOA the other day. I just had to YouTube it, and was reminded of the terrible nightmares that song caused me when I was a kid. I was 7 when it "hit the charts" and I've never been able to think of it without shuddering. Which has happened all too often over these many (unbelievably many) years.

Posted by: LadyS at June 04, 2015 11:02 AM (xYNhJ)

476 467 Lincoln Chafee is going to run for office on the adoption of the metric system as his key plank


"Give them a millimeter and they take a meter" just doesn't have that ring to it.





Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 11:02 AM (7ObY1)

477 since when are bj's strictly gay acts?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 11:02 AM (0O7c5)

478 It's not just uterus, it's uterthem too.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 04, 2015 11:03 AM (2Ojst)

479 lol phoenixgirl.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:03 AM (kmtse)

480 @416
You have a sick kind.

Posted by: Socons are bigots at June 04, 2015 11:03 AM (LbiaA)

481 #475 Except I have a bone to pick with you for bringing up Bloodrock's song DOA the other day


Sorry 'bout that! Sometimes the music nerd in me gets the best of me.

"DOA" is on my Halloween mix CD that I play every year.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 11:04 AM (7ObY1)

482
Why are you obsessed with socons?
And, by the way, your bigotry over socons is hilariously more obvious and intense than any bigotry thatthe averagegarden run of the millsocons **may** have. It's funny stuff, or would be if you weren't such asad little creature. Please consider a job that doesn't require you to attract others' opprobrium. Perhaps law?

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 04, 2015 11:04 AM (k8xvx)

483 "Pretty impressive for a guy with an 8 cm long penis."


All the better for me to stomp on.

Posted by: L. Chafee at June 04, 2015 11:04 AM (LA7Cm)

484 Posted by: Socons are bigots at June 04, 2015 11:03 AM (LbiaA)

Admit it. You'd fuck him. You'd fuck him so hard. While listening to "Goodbye Horses."

Posted by: Insomniac at June 04, 2015 11:05 AM (2Ojst)

485 darn keyboard

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 04, 2015 11:05 AM (k8xvx)

486 You have a sick kind.


Bless Hector's heart. He's babbling again.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 11:05 AM (7ObY1)

487 Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard.

Posted by: Bruce at June 04, 2015 11:05 AM (oVJmc)

488 >the people under my roof of voting age feel the same way...i liked him the minute i saw and heard him....just like cruz.....

I liked Perry from the jump, but then he meets my criteria, which are:

1. Governor
2. Governor for two terms ideally
3. General likeable vibe
4. Seems conservative.

Also important for winning are the ability to think on your feet, go around the media, and not back down. Romney failed on that backing down thing. Shame, because although he wasn't my favorite I came to think rather well of him. He was a decent option. But he couldn't pull it off.

I don't draw lines in the sand about policy really, although I think fiscal policy is most important. If someone is insulting or breaks Reagans rule, they tend to go to the bottom of the pack.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 11:05 AM (lIU4e)

489 In short: Would you hit that?

Posted by: @JohnTant at June 04, 2015 10:59 AM (PFy0L)
========================

Wait Hector! Don't answer that yet!

Anybody willing to bet against? I've got a couple of bucks to put down on "Oh, yeah".

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 11:05 AM (LISuA)

490 Smart manager. Nobody likes to be played and everyone appreciates honestly. And people have long memories.



Memories last longer than salesmen.
Once burned, I'll never go back. Wouldn't matter if the entire sales force was changed out. Twice.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 11:05 AM (vPHeJ)

491 @447
Socons don't care about aborted black babies. Stop the hypocritical sob story. Left to your own devices, socons would bring back segregation.

Posted by: Socons are bigots at June 04, 2015 11:05 AM (LbiaA)

492 Wait a minute, Hector!

You were just cheerleading Jenner's "transformation", yet you think someone is "sick" for asking if you would perform a sexual act with someone who was formerly male, as Jenner was.

Shame. On. You.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:06 AM (kmtse)

493 Bless Hector's heart. He's babbling again.





Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 11:05 AM (7ObY1)

fat fingered his key board or esl wrong word choice?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 11:06 AM (0O7c5)

494 @ 470: Why are you obsessed with ensuring children engage in sex acts?

Are you standing next to a playground?

Posted by: Dems are Bigots at June 04, 2015 11:06 AM (sCHw2)

495 "A Walk in the Woods"

That is a very funny book.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 11:06 AM (9HoBs)

496 fat fingered his key board or esl wrong word choice?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 11:06 AM (0O7c5)

He's going to fat finger Caitlyn Jenner.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 04, 2015 11:06 AM (2Ojst)

497 Would you fuck me, Hector? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard.

Posted by: Bruce at June 04, 2015 11:06 AM (oVJmc)

498 Hector, how come you don't talk to us about catfish and pies? Plus, Lindsey Graham and John Boner are terrible people, just like most politicians.

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 11:06 AM (0eidE)

499 Speaking of Hector. I've been away for a few days. What sock is Mooboy using now?

Posted by: Soona at June 04, 2015 11:07 AM (P25Hh)

500 *shakes mane of blond hair as her cat ears half flatten*

You humans are completely whacked. You know that.

Buaku my brain hurts!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:07 AM (Kvhy9)

501 LOL Bruce!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:07 AM (kmtse)

502 fat fingered his key board or esl wrong word choice?

Hector's version of 'sticky keys' is boogers on his fingers.

Posted by: Dr. Love at June 04, 2015 11:07 AM (oVJmc)

503 LOL, Hector thinks conservatives wrote and past segregation! It was liberals and democrats.

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 11:07 AM (0eidE)

504 #497 LOL!

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 11:08 AM (0eidE)

505 #499 Is calling himself a Socon because he prefers Huckabee over Jenner.

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 11:09 AM (0eidE)

506 >> What sock is Mooboy using now?

For posting or masturbation?

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 04, 2015 11:09 AM (O7MnT)

507 >>It's also true that the reputation of the profession suffers because it has a disproportionate number of the other kind.

I think the bad salesman and the lazy salesman tend to wash out pretty soon, because they can't make a living of it.

But you may think they are a lot of the workforce because there is always a new one who thinks they can get rich coming along and they make a big impression on people, based on obnoxiousness, before they wash out.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 11:09 AM (lIU4e)

508 LOL, Hector thinks conservatives wrote and past segregation! It was liberals and democrats.

He also thinks non-social conservatives are the ones that exposed Kermit Gosnell.

Posted by: Dr. Love at June 04, 2015 11:09 AM (oVJmc)

509 I see where Brucilinas older Children aren't having anything to do with their Fathers/Mothers "coming" out...

Posted by: donna at June 04, 2015 11:09 AM (Bn6aD)

510 > What sock is Mooboy using now?


Caitlyn.

Posted by: Dr. Love at June 04, 2015 11:10 AM (oVJmc)

511 What's your dream presidential ticket? Anyone, living or dead, as long
as the meet the constitutional requirements for the presidency.

Posted by: SGTKane at June 04, 2015 11:10 AM (HjV6a)

512 G'day, horde.

What is Media Matters' little flying monkey up to today?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 11:11 AM (FsuaD)

513 I see where Brucilinas older Children aren't having anything to do with their Fathers/Mothers "coming" out...

Filthy socons.

I bet Bruce is embarrassed to be their mother.

Posted by: Dr. Love at June 04, 2015 11:11 AM (oVJmc)

514 IIRC, early in the blogosphere Tim Blair articulated Blair's Law which held that eventually all of the world's idiocies would coalesce into one giant useless force.

With respect to the Left eating itself, the Vox article Ace linked to yesterday, I think this is an example of the idiocies coalescing. But more so, I think a postulate needs to add and I propose this:

"Multiple competing idiocies tend to turn upon and eat each other because the targets are susceptible to the types of attacks these idiocies use."


That is, the Lefty professors at a college, for example, are especially vulnerable to the accusations of the Lefty SJW because they actually believe in that nonsense.

How is that?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 04, 2015 11:11 AM (hLRSq)

515 484
The obsession socons have with gay displays a deep psychosis.

Posted by: Socons are bigots at June 04, 2015 11:11 AM (LbiaA)

516 #508 If we got hector to give us his opinion of baseball games and bet against him, would we be millionaires?

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 11:11 AM (0eidE)

517
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ennuiCached


Full Definition of ENNUI : a feeling of weariness and dissatisfaction.

I haz it.

and WebMD wasn't needed.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 04, 2015 11:11 AM (XmOA9)

518

OMG

Chris Christy. TMZ. In a NYPD baseball team uniform

I swear he has camel tow

Posted by: ThunderB at June 04, 2015 11:11 AM (zOTsN)

519
Can we get a new troll? This one is so mentally damaged and unable to do anything other thanbabble deranged variations of the same inane talking points on the same mindless and baseless issue that its schtickgets old fast. Mocking it isn't even fun anymore.

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 04, 2015 11:11 AM (k8xvx)

520 Fenelon - Don't know if you are a reader or not. Recently finished this, 'The Alto Wore Tweed, A Liturgical Mystery' . It's a tongue-in-cheek, and amusing mystery novel.
http://tinyurl.com/o6ccltm

ABE Books has some used copies for around $6.00, with free shipping. http://tinyurl.com/me9wvuw

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 11:12 AM (9mTYi)

521 The worst Republican is still morally superior to your best democrat.

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 04, 2015 11:12 AM (XX9+E)

522 @ 491: Tell the truth, you LOVE how the DemoKKKrat plan of genocide of Black people (Urban welfare-plantations, gang violence, Planned Parenthood murder factories, no-quality public schools, and supplanting them with Latinos) is working out, aren't you? 8^D

How many times a week do whitey-white 1-%er leftists like you volunteer to "help" at Abortion-clinics, hmmmmmm?

Posted by: Dems are Bigots at June 04, 2015 11:12 AM (sCHw2)

523 #515 No one cares what you say hector till you join in on the fun.

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 11:12 AM (0eidE)

524 What sock is Mooboy using now?

For posting or masturbation?
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 04, 2015 11:09 AM (O7MnT)


-----------------------------------------


Wha....? There's a difference?


Posted by: Soona at June 04, 2015 11:12 AM (P25Hh)

525 Yes, FS, it's just about the funniest book I've ever read. With Redford involved, there'll be all sorts of envirocultism crap "subtly interwoven" in, I suspect. Bryson seems to be a pretty liberal guy but he's not a progressive activist, just a fine writer, and I hate that the humor will probably be subsumed into prog messaging by Redford.

Posted by: LadyS at June 04, 2015 11:12 AM (xYNhJ)

526 ThunderB, lets hope he does not have a wardrobe malfunction. Would take out the starting line-up from the shrapnel.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:12 AM (Kvhy9)

527 >>The obsession socons have with gay displays a deep psychosis.

You're not a very self-aware person. You realize this, yes?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 04, 2015 11:13 AM (g1DWB)

528 OMG

Chris Christy. TMZ. In a NYPD baseball team uniform

I swear he has camel tow
Posted by: ThunderB at June 04, 2015 11:11 AM (zOTsN)

What's the male version of a gunt? A gick?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 04, 2015 11:13 AM (2Ojst)

529 The obsession socons have with gay displays a deep psychosis.

Hector's shrink told him that while he was sucking his dick.

Posted by: Dr. Love at June 04, 2015 11:13 AM (oVJmc)

530 The obsession socons have with gay displays a deep psychosis.
Posted by: Socons
-----------------------

Project much?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 11:14 AM (9mTYi)

531 Put your psychosis in me, Hector!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 04, 2015 11:14 AM (2Ojst)

532 515 484
The obsession socons have with gay displays a deep psychosis
===========================

It's no accident Hector can spell "psychosis".

His doctor can retire happy now.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 11:14 AM (LISuA)

533 Is Caitlyn getting her dick chopped off? I thought I read she wasn't.

*head hurts*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 11:14 AM (FsuaD)

534 #533 Hasn't happened yet is the word. I don't want him to, but I won't care too much if he does.

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 11:15 AM (0eidE)

535 @492
I find homosexuality obhorent and against nature. How can a man stick a dick in another man's ass? Its disgusting. I do support Gays against socons because I hate social conservatives. Gays are the lesser of evils.

I support anyone against socons.

Posted by: Socons are bigots at June 04, 2015 11:15 AM (LbiaA)

536 Yeah, I'm going to have to pass on seeing Christie with a camel toe.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:15 AM (kmtse)

537 Can we get a new troll? This one is so mentally damaged and unable to do anything other thanbabble deranged variations of the same inane talking points on the same mindless and baseless issue that its schtickgets old fast. Mocking it isn't even fun anymore.

We'd wind up training Hector's Russian replacement, Vladimir Sonofabitch.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 04, 2015 11:16 AM (0HooB)

538 Jeebus. I sure hope mental illness isn't contagious, Hector. You need to get out of your mom's basement more.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 11:16 AM (FsuaD)

539 Holy Cottonwood seeds, Batman.

They're coming down in such volume, they're drifting against the curbs like snow.

(picks Cottonwood seeds out of hair and off of clothes.)

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 11:16 AM (7ObY1)

540 LOL, hector would definitely go after Jenner. He's into women and he's calling jenner a woman.

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 11:16 AM (0eidE)

541 Hector's gay for Nick Gillespie.

I think it's the leather and stink of pot.

Posted by: Dr. Love at June 04, 2015 11:16 AM (oVJmc)

542 Here's a blast from the past: New Trial Granted to man convicted of murdering Chandra Levy.

Remember that one?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 04, 2015 11:17 AM (hLRSq)

543 Jane ... Don't worry your pretty little head over that Jenner freak.


You'll always have me ... and that's all you'll ever need.

Posted by: The Lurking Spider at June 04, 2015 11:17 AM (PJmyj)

544 I think time for some K-Pop

https://youtu.be/rcaCrUMzUHY

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:17 AM (Kvhy9)

545 I wonder if Media Matters could assign us a new troll. For variety.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 11:17 AM (LISuA)

546 What's the male version of a gunt?



Lumberjack?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 11:17 AM (vPHeJ)

547 *grabs can of raid and a flamethrower*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 11:17 AM (FsuaD)

548 Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 04, 2015 11:18 AM (W5DcG)

549 Posted by: LadyS at June 04, 2015 11:12 AM (xYNhJ)

I didn't know it was being made into a movie; Thanks.
Well it may have the legalization of pot in it too. ;^) Isn't Bryson's hippy friend frequently stoned or wanting to be? Well, hopefully the humor will be left intact. That's what makes the book great.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 11:18 AM (9HoBs)

550 Here's a blast from the past: New Trial Granted to man convicted of murdering Chandra Levy.
------

No.

Posted by: Gary Codit, Another morally and politically corrupt Democrat at June 04, 2015 11:18 AM (9mTYi)

551 Tolerance = guys can bugger each other in the public square, and you are not allowed to publicly say anything negative about it.

Why, it's almost as if we've turned this whole free speech thing on its head.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 04, 2015 11:19 AM (TOk1P)

552 The illegal immigrant from Guatemala is getting a new trial in the Levy case?

Posted by: LadyS at June 04, 2015 11:19 AM (xYNhJ)

553 "393
>>It is not necessary to be a sociopath to be good at sales but it
probably does take a tendency to not think too much about whether it is
in the long term interest of your clients to buy whatever it is that
you are selling.



So I'm part sociopath, an idiot and a slime who just wants to make a quick buck. You hate me, you really, really hate me.



If you are in professional sales then no, you do not want to sell
someone something they don't want or need. Your career will not be a
long one if you do.



Worst and most common mistake most young sales people make is to try
and put round pegs in square holes. If your customer has a square hole
and all you have is a round peg he isn't a customer. Tell him so and go
find another one.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 04, 2015 10:49 AM (g1DWB)"

No. I don't hate you. I do know that sales is a lot harder than I thought it was before I spent the worst year of my life trying to do it. I have no idea why they hired me for the job. It is not something that I am suited for and one day after yet another morning where I woke up and was disappointed that I had not died in my sleep so that I would not have to face another day of it, I quit.

It was an interesting experience. I recall the time that my manager asked me why I had not said some particular sales point to a potential customer and when I answered, "Because it is not true", he just looked at me with this expression of genuine bewilderment. I guess that is something that had just never occurred to him.

I certainly understand the concept of salesmen who are not sociopaths and I met plenty of them. However I also met some successful salesmen who are.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 04, 2015 11:19 AM (QHgTq)

554 @529
Why are you obsessed with Gay sex acts?

Posted by: Socons are bigots at June 04, 2015 11:19 AM (LbiaA)

555 I'm actually quite surprised we weren't swarmed by Media Matters' flying monkeys after Rush's shout-out to Ace.

Still stuck with poor, pitiful Hector.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 11:19 AM (FsuaD)

556 Condit

Posted by: Gary Codit, Another morally and politically corrupt Democrat at June 04, 2015 11:19 AM (9mTYi)

557 Here's a blast from the past: New Trial Granted to man convicted of murdering Chandra Levy.

Amanda Knox did it!

Posted by: Dr. Love at June 04, 2015 11:19 AM (oVJmc)

558 Gaaker goes union? Is that an improvement? Will there be picket lines? How do you picket a web site? Will there be a counter web site put up by the unions to voice their dissatisfaction with management? What is their complaint? Cubicals too small? Work from home? No paid overtime? Below minimum wage? Working without a contract?

Too much editorial interference in news stories?
"The next steps: determining what we want to bargain for;"

So they don't know what they want, but they want a union. and they need a grammarian.

Posted by: Jerume van Clank at June 04, 2015 11:19 AM (m5SsJ)

559 Zombie Van Gogh must still be painting the art thread front page.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 11:19 AM (LISuA)

560 That's kinky Jane ... but I'll try it once for you.

Posted by: The Lurking Spider at June 04, 2015 11:20 AM (PJmyj)

561 #551 Agreed, it's sad to see liberals hate freedom of speech so much. But it's awesome when I get to piss them off with science and logic!

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 11:20 AM (0eidE)

562
@515

No. no. no. Try again. You could go back a hundred and fifty years and say that the so-con's obsession with slavery reveals a deep psychosis. If people feel that something is wrong insociety, and that feeling comes,not from,actual bigotry, but from a legitimate philosophical framework, which "so-cons" have in their opposition to gay marriage, abortion,and (in the past) slavery, then a person of actual moral character and intelligence should act accordingly.
As an example, If socons believe, for aboth religious and secular reasons,that, say, abortion is moral abomination, then their silence in the face of it in itselfcomplicity and approval of abortion.
Or, if so-cons believe, (as many do) that redefining marriage is part of a larger movement to remove traditional sexual morals, deny reality as a whole, do further damage to non-governmental social units to give the governmentstill more power, and to eliminate the very distinction between the sexes in the name of social experimentation through unconstitutional and frankly un-American means, then there is an obligation to oppose it and speak against it. A social conservative (like me) can do this while still supporting civil unions for gays and lesbians to provide legal protection
"Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act." As a famous pastor, who you've likely never heard of, once said.
.....
And by your own perceived metric you have a deep seated psychosis about socons.
I know this commentary is wasted on your intellect, but I thought it was worth a shot.

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 04, 2015 11:20 AM (k8xvx)

563 Amanda Knox did it!

Babushka Woman. On the Grassy Knoll. With a poisoned umbrella.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 11:21 AM (7ObY1)

564 >>No. I don't hate you.

I was just kidding.




I am a sociopath.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 04, 2015 11:21 AM (g1DWB)

565 #554 No one care hector. Why don't you join in on the art thread fun when it opens?

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 11:21 AM (0eidE)

566 >>The obsession socons have with gay displays a deep psychosis.

And yet, nobody was talking about Teh Gheys until Labia showed up.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 04, 2015 11:21 AM (O7MnT)

567 554 @529
Why are you obsessed with Gay sex acts?

Posted by: Socons are bigots at June 04, 2015 11:19 AM (LbiaA)
===================
This from a guy with "Labia" as a hash.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 11:21 AM (LISuA)

568 I certainly understand the concept of salesmen who are not sociopaths and I met plenty of them. However I also met some successful salesmen who are.



I once knew a guy who could sell ice cubes and freezers to Eskimos.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 11:21 AM (vPHeJ)

569 549. I don't think Katz inhaled; he just wanted his Little Debbie's. Cracking up just remembering, a good time to get off my couch and go do something. Have a good day, all.

Posted by: LadyS at June 04, 2015 11:21 AM (xYNhJ)

570 Zombie Van Gogh must still be painting the art thread front page.
Posted by: MTF
-----------------

* dammit, I never should have given away that ear *

Posted by: Van Gogh at June 04, 2015 11:21 AM (9mTYi)

571 Hey is today man love thursday?

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 11:21 AM (0eidE)

572 Here's your late morning Official Ace of Spades Red River Rising flood report:


Holy moly, that's a lot of water.



Until next time, reporting live from close but not too close to the Red River, I'm Mama AJ.

http://www.ktbs.com/story/29210104/2015-flood-slideshow


Posted by: Mama AJ at June 04, 2015 11:21 AM (0xTsz)

573 Babooshka?

https://youtu.be/6xckBwPdo1c

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:21 AM (Kvhy9)

574 @551
Socons should shut up and mind their business.

Posted by: Socons are bigots at June 04, 2015 11:22 AM (LbiaA)

575 Re: Hillary- there was a theory about '08 that Team Obama didn't expect to win, that he was running to boost his profile and make money for next time or just to enjoy an easy life after.

That might be kind if what the Haggard Queen is up to-- as soon as she stops running, she's done.

The Democrats have to be scared. She's terrible, but she's all they have.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 04, 2015 11:22 AM (0oPRm)

576 Holy Cottonwood seeds, Batman. They're coming down in such volume, they're drifting against the curbs like snow. (picks Cottonwood seeds out of hair and off of clothes.)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 11:16 AM (7ObY1)


-------------------------------------------


Be sure to frequently check your outside AC compressor unit. That shit will clog up airflow really bad.

Posted by: Soona at June 04, 2015 11:22 AM (P25Hh)

577 Chemjeff, lots of H2O heading your way. It was a toad-strangler to your west.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2015 11:22 AM (u82oZ)

578 Man, this dick tastes like shit!

Posted by: Hector at June 04, 2015 11:22 AM (2Ojst)

579 #562 Nice cogent post. Is that what you're up to in the shadows?

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 11:23 AM (0eidE)

580 >>Socons should shut up and mind their business.

Now you've gone and done it, you've broken my irony meter.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 04, 2015 11:23 AM (g1DWB)

581 Just kiss it, Hector.

Posted by: Goth Fonzie Nick Gillespie at June 04, 2015 11:23 AM (oVJmc)

582 Gosh, I see what everybody means about the troll. I'm not usually home during the day so I miss out on all the weirdness.

Posted by: Tuna at June 04, 2015 11:23 AM (JSovD)

583 Lol, us typing and talking infuriates hector. What a wussy.

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 11:24 AM (0eidE)

584 If you suck it, Hector, I'll tell you about the Open Borders.

Posted by: Goth Fonzie Nick Gillespie at June 04, 2015 11:24 AM (oVJmc)

585 Be sure to frequently check your outside AC compressor unit. That shit will clog up airflow really bad.


Luckily, I live on the third floor of my building and there aren't any cottonwoods near my place. Sparrow nests are my biggest A/C worry.

It's at my workplace that we're getting inundated. There's a giant one across the street and several others nearby.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 11:24 AM (7ObY1)

586 @562
Socons supported slavery and were the ones who kept segregation. Socons opposed the civil rights acts. Socons love it when Cops kill Blacks. Socpns are bigots and history proves it.

Posted by: Socons are bigots at June 04, 2015 11:24 AM (LbiaA)

587 Tuna,

Fun, isn't it?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:24 AM (kmtse)

588 Tuna, just wait until the spider finds you on land.

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 11:25 AM (0eidE)

589 Gosh, I see what everybody means about the troll. I'm not usually home during the day so I miss out on all the weirdness.
Posted by: Tuna
--------------

Nothing like a rousing game of 'Kick the troll' to liven up your day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 11:25 AM (9mTYi)

590 582 Gosh, I see what everybody means about the troll. I'm not usually home during the day so I miss out on all the weirdness


It's just getting warmed up. Wait till he starts with the death threats against us. Yes, srsly.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 04, 2015 11:25 AM (7ObY1)

591 Blah blah, I hate history, blah blah I'll never believe MLK was a socon.

Posted by hector

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 11:26 AM (0eidE)

592 "Socpns"?
Geeze..., what now?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 11:26 AM (9mTYi)

593 Socons supported slavery and were the ones who kept segregation. Socons opposed the civil rights acts. Socons love it when Cops kill Blacks. Socpns are bigots and history proves it.


Socon = Democrat.

Got it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 11:26 AM (vPHeJ)

594 Just the tip, Hector. Let me put my Amnesty in you.

Posted by: Goth Fonzie Nick Gillespie at June 04, 2015 11:26 AM (oVJmc)

595 The Democrats have to be scared. She's terrible, but she's all they have.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 04, 2015 11:22 AM (0oPRm)


"Rally for O'Malley!"

"Take a Gander at Bernie Sanders!"

"Take a Ride with This Lincoln! Chaffee for President!"



The Democrats have lots of possibilities!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 04, 2015 11:27 AM (hLRSq)

596 It's just getting warmed up. Wait till he starts with the death threats against us. Yes, srsly.


Really? I've missed this fun. Bring it, Troll Boy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 11:27 AM (FsuaD)

597 This is how Hector always talks right before they give him his midday meds.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 11:27 AM (LISuA)

598 It's just getting warmed up. Wait till he starts with the death threats against us. Yes, srsly.


Oh.

Joy.

And Ace applied the TB3K severely about it's head and shoulders yesterday, too. Determined, Vlad is, but not too bright.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 04, 2015 11:28 AM (0HooB)

599 *rummages in the music attic*

Bonnie Tyler - If you were a woman and I was a man.

https://youtu.be/pUT8YVF0NAo

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:28 AM (Kvhy9)

600 Oh, yes, Hector....faster....faster...

....AAaaaaayyyyyy!!!

Posted by: Goth Fonzie Nick Gillespie at June 04, 2015 11:29 AM (oVJmc)

601 509 I see where Brucilinas older Children aren't having anything to do with their Fathers/Mothers "coming" out...
Posted by: donna at June 04, 2015 11:09 AM (Bn6aD)
___________________

His oldest son Burt had a quote yesterday saying something along the lines of that he hoped "Caitlyn" would turn out to be a better person than Bruce was.

Jenner has issues. And they're not all about his gender confusion. The way he treated his four older children when they were growing up was disgraceful.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 04, 2015 11:29 AM (o8Gus)

602


And Ace applied the TB3K severely about it's head and shoulders yesterday, too.


I'd like Ace to post his IP. I think that would be a good start.

Posted by: Goth Fonzie Nick Gillespie at June 04, 2015 11:29 AM (oVJmc)

603 Yo Hector, wrap your mind around this little tidbit:

As someone who's ancestors were both slaves AND slave owners, I have a unique perspective on the whole reparations thing, namely that how one would square that particular peg. Do I pay...myself?

So please, do go on showing your ignorance. As far as Jenner, he could whack his winkie off, and it would have ZERO effect on my life, except having it thrown in my face on every web site I frequent.

Do whatever the fuck that floats your boat. But you are seriously delusional if most people have a vested interest in some dude that's confused as fuck.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:29 AM (kmtse)

604 So the Democrats have four candidates, all of whom support gun control, destroying the economy with the EPA, mandatory union membership, unlimited abortions, even more Government spending, and taxes, taxes, taxes.

So, I guess they might as well pick the one with the uterus.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 04, 2015 11:30 AM (O7MnT)

605 There's also Biden!

And I still have hopes for Fauxcahontas.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 04, 2015 11:30 AM (0oPRm)

606 Early Cro Magnon man: Aren't you a little old to be trolling or do you have a personality disorder that compels that sort of sick behavior?

Trolling Tourette's (note the chronically recurring themes). Seeks acceptance and friendship, but can't really control the repulsive behavior. Difficult case.

Posted by: mindful webworker - jung at heart at June 04, 2015 11:30 AM (hrMmk)

607 Perhaps one of Jenner's kids will write a book, 'Daddy Dearest'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 11:30 AM (9mTYi)

608 Heh Mike.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:31 AM (kmtse)

609 #601 So you're saying they'll never make a movie about him called Chariots of Fyre?

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 11:31 AM (0eidE)

610 Is there a way for Bruce/Caitlyn to get his dick chopped off--and then put it on ice" ? You know, just in case he/she/it changes their mind and wants it back. They can re-attach it....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 04, 2015 11:32 AM (OodL4)

611 Bruce needs to force a bakery to make him a farewell cake for his dick.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 11:32 AM (oVJmc)

612 It's time for the once-a-decade "Fusion power is the future" story.

http://yhoo.it/1EYeIZ7

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 11:32 AM (LISuA)

613 Perhaps one of Jenner's kids will write a book, 'Daddy



Wish I Had One"

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 11:32 AM (vPHeJ)

614 Determined, Vlad is, but not too bright.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 04, 2015 11:28 AM (0HooB)

I get what you're insinuating, but the Russians don't need to mess with the US anymore. They and their proxies have put into place a sentient machine that acts in their interest under its own power.
Hector and like are unwitting cogs in that machine.

I blame Brando.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 04, 2015 11:32 AM (XmOA9)

615
The threadhead is dead.

Posted by: Rigor Mortis at June 04, 2015 11:32 AM (VcOqI)

616 >>Socons supported slavery and were the ones who kept segregation

Religious people were at the front of the anti-slavery movement.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 11:32 AM (lIU4e)

617 This anti-sociopath bigotry must end!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 04, 2015 11:33 AM (LImiJ)

618 You expect it to know real history like Wilbeforce?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:33 AM (Kvhy9)

619 I've heard of Bonhoeffer. hector. I may have read more of his works than you have, actually. In fact, I just re-read Eric Metaxas' biography of him for a video study. Have you read that, hector? Probably not since it's by a Christian. Some humanists like to put Bonhoeffer if the "humanist" camp. He wasn't one. He was a devoted Christian and his years of bible study, reflection. meditation and prayer were a huge reservoir of strength to him during his imprisonment under the Nazis and before his execution. In fact, I imagine that given his time period Bonhoeffer would you what you dismiss, a social con.

Cheers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 11:33 AM (9HoBs)

620 Trolling Tourette's (note the chronically recurring themes). Seeks acceptance and friendship, but can't really control the repulsive behavior. Difficult case.

Yes, I concur that SOCONS SUCK! that may be a tough RAYCISS! one to get H8TER!!111 over.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 04, 2015 11:33 AM (0HooB)

621 The new VP in charge of the Global Hawk UAV is named Mick Jaggers.

http://tinyurl.com/ptw3esr

That amuses me.

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm supposed to be obsessed with gay stuff. Um... BUTTSECKS!

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 04, 2015 11:33 AM (O7MnT)

622 Do drug dealers use the metric system?

Posted by: Rigor Mortis at June 04, 2015 11:34 AM (VcOqI)

623 #616 He probably think jews enslaved themselves in Egypt to. I really want to play him in poker....

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 11:34 AM (0eidE)

624 ""Rally for O'Malley!"



"Take a Gander at Bernie Sanders!"



"Take a Ride with This Lincoln! Chaffee for President!"







The Democrats have lots of possibilities!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 04, 2015"


Or they could just plug Gabbie Gifford in instead of Hillary Clinton with the same rehearsed speeches and refusal to take questions or talk to the press. That way they can stick with the whole woman candidate thing.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 04, 2015 11:34 AM (QHgTq)

625 Blaargh!

Posted by: socpns stole my soap and meds at June 04, 2015 11:34 AM (kQUKn)

626 #622 Dime bags? Kilos? I think they do, but I don't know.

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 11:34 AM (0eidE)

627 Don't think that 'socon' means to Hector what it means to everybody else. It's just his little catch-phrase for the bogey-men that live in his head.

He's really only about one thing: Amnesty.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 11:35 AM (oVJmc)

628 >>Religious people were at the front of the anti-slavery movement.

And the people who supported slavery were the ones who thought it was okay to exploit second class citizens for their labor, because it was good for the economy.

Kinda like, you know, how Democrats justify illegal immigrants.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 04, 2015 11:35 AM (O7MnT)

629 O'Malley and Unicorns. When he was Mayor of Baltimore, his slogan was "Believe". No shit.

Posted by: Rigor Mortis at June 04, 2015 11:35 AM (VcOqI)

630 >>It's just getting warmed up. Wait till he starts with the death threats against us. Yes, srsly.

I kinda like it when he says that the GOP is working with ISIS.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 11:35 AM (k2QA3)

631 #627 that's right, he's always ranting and raving about amnesty.

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 11:36 AM (0eidE)

632 That way they can stick with the whole woman candidate thing.


Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 04, 2015 11:34 AM (QHgTq


Uh.....excuse me?

Posted by: Lieawatha at June 04, 2015 11:36 AM (XmOA9)

633 I think educated drug dealers use the metric system. Street corner dealers do not. It's a known fact. I'm sure of it.

Posted by: Rigor Mortis at June 04, 2015 11:36 AM (VcOqI)

634 Wrong, Hector.

Let me try to put some knowledge to ya.

It was mostly religious folks in the Northeast who generally voted Republican. Folks descended from Quakers, Puritans, etc.

Want to try again, Skippy?




Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:36 AM (kmtse)

635 Hector doth protest too much.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 11:37 AM (9mTYi)

636 >>Jenner has issues. And they're not all about his gender confusion. The way he treated his four older children when they were growing up was disgraceful.

Mistreated his children, killed a woman.

"Brave! Hero!" we're supposed to chant.

No effing way.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 04, 2015 11:37 AM (0xTsz)

637 We are the people.

Posted by: Travis Bickel at June 04, 2015 11:37 AM (VcOqI)

638 "Hey Ivanka, what is meaning, this "barrel"?

Posted by: Vladimir Sonofabitch, Comrade Troll at June 04, 2015 11:37 AM (0HooB)

639 Holy crap. Fox reporting on a couple's "dream home" infested with snakes.

{{{shudder}}}

One of them was seven feet long.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 11:38 AM (FsuaD)

640 Jane,

SAW, Flamethrower, Claymores.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:39 AM (kmtse)

641 killed a woman.

Do we even know the name of this forgotten woman?

Shouldn't we, rather than hearing what a hero this disturbed, careless person who killed her is?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 11:39 AM (oVJmc)

642 Hey PG, last night's winning Powerball ticket was sold in AZ.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:39 AM (Kvhy9)

643 Holy crap. Fox reporting on a couple's "dream home" infested with snakes.
-----

Now, see, that's the difference between myself and many people. My 'Dream Home', by definition, is one free of snakes..., I mean that's right at the top of the list.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 11:39 AM (9mTYi)

644 #639 Are you trying to get your lurking spider's attention?

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 11:40 AM (0eidE)

645 Snakes inhabit my home every time I try to detox.

Posted by: Travis Bickel at June 04, 2015 11:40 AM (VcOqI)

646 Wasn't any of my buddies in AZ.

Shit.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:40 AM (kmtse)

647 Holy crap. Fox reporting on a couple's "dream home" infested with snakes.{{{shudder}}}One of them was seven feet long.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 11:38 AM (FsuaD)


--------------------------------------


I'm watching that too. They should keep the snakes. It'll be a good protein source during the hard times.

Posted by: Soona at June 04, 2015 11:40 AM (P25Hh)

648 Nuke the house from orbit. Just to be sure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 11:41 AM (FsuaD)

649
Holy crap. Fox reporting on a couple's "dream home" infested with snakes.


It would be hilarious if it were Samuel L. Jackson's house.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 11:41 AM (oVJmc)

650 One of them was seven feet long.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 11:38 AM (FsuaD)

Got the address?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 04, 2015 11:41 AM (2Ojst)

651 Dime bags? Kilos? I think they do,
but I don't know.



2 cc's of Horse, stat!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 11:41 AM (vPHeJ)

652 Wasn't any of my buddies in AZ.
---------

Maybe they're just keeping it QT until the dispersal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 11:41 AM (9mTYi)

653 Heh Pappy.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:41 AM (kmtse)

654 My dream Country is now infested with snakes.

Posted by: Travis Bickel at June 04, 2015 11:42 AM (VcOqI)

655 "610
Is there a way for Bruce/Caitlyn to get his dick chopped off--and then
put it on ice" ? You know, just in case he/she/it changes their mind
and wants it back. They can re-attach it....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 04, 2015 11:32 AM (OodL4)"

https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4


Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 04, 2015 11:42 AM (QHgTq)

656 It's time for the once-a-decade "Fusion power is the future" story.

http://yhoo.it/1EYeIZ7
Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 11:32 AM (LISuA)


Lincoln Chafee can bring about the future!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 04, 2015 11:42 AM (W5DcG)

657 Uh Uh Mike.

They're all former soldiers of mine.

They know better.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:42 AM (kmtse)

658 What is seven feet in metric speak?

Posted by: Travis Bickle at June 04, 2015 11:43 AM (VcOqI)

659 7ft? Just over 2 meters.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:43 AM (Kvhy9)

660 I just measured my dick using the metric system. It ain't good.

Posted by: Travis Bickle at June 04, 2015 11:43 AM (VcOqI)

661 Is there a way for Bruce/Caitlyn to get his dick
chopped off--and then put it on ice" ? You know, just in case he/she/it
changes their mind and wants it back. They can re-attach it....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 04, 2015 11:32 AM (OodL4)
They should surgically remove the offending appendage, and graft it right in the middle of his forehead....for safe keeping, just in case.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 04, 2015 11:44 AM (0IhFx)

662 659 7ft? Just over 2 meters.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:43 AM (Kvhy9)

*fires up the T-16*

Posted by: Luke Skywalker at June 04, 2015 11:44 AM (2Ojst)

663 Dickhead.

Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:44 AM (kmtse)

664 What is seven feet in metric speak?

Posted by: Travis Bickle at June 04, 2015 11:43 AM (VcOqI)

about 2 meters?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 04, 2015 11:44 AM (XmOA9)

665 Is Caitlyn facing charges for killing that poor, nameless woman?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 11:44 AM (FsuaD)

666 "Uh.....excuse me?

Posted by: Lieawatha at June 04, 2015 11:36 AM (XmOA9)"

I was under the impression that the Liawatha campaign had folded its tends ans snuck off into the night.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 04, 2015 11:45 AM (QHgTq)

667 What is seven feet in metric speak?

It's referred to as one Shaquille.

Abbreviated as Shq.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 04, 2015 11:45 AM (0HooB)

668 Killing an old lady gets you on the cover of Vanity Fair.

Nice.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:45 AM (kmtse)

669 From They Might Be Giants on their Flood album - We Want a Rock

https://youtu.be/Jp8znvfYbow

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:45 AM (Kvhy9)

670 I was under the impression that the Liawatha campaign had folded its tends ans snuck off into the night.



Teepees.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 11:46 AM (vPHeJ)

671 668 Killing an old lady gets you on the cover of Vanity Fair.

Nice.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:45 AM (kmtse)

Killing a young one gets you a Senate seat for life.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy, from hell at June 04, 2015 11:46 AM (2Ojst)

672 Killing an old lady gets you on the cover of Vanity Fair.

Like Norman Bates, he's trying to become her.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 11:46 AM (oVJmc)

673
When will the media drill down on this Caitlyn gender switch-a-roo and discover he has been a fag for decades, and used the transmogrification scam to cover up his penis preference?

There is a lot more to this story than has been told, and I believe the lock-box of family secrets will eventually tell the story.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 04, 2015 11:46 AM (P330y)

674 Wasn't any of my buddies in AZ.
---------

Wasn't AZ the place where a moron had frequent scorpions falling out of the sky in their house?

Note to self, never more to AZ.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 11:46 AM (lIU4e)

675 Jane,

LA is keeping that shit on the down low.

Shit will be swept under the rug under threat.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:46 AM (kmtse)

676 move! Damnit

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 11:46 AM (lIU4e)

677 I was under the impression that the Liawatha campaign had folded its tends ans snuck off into the night.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 04, 2015 11:45 AM (QHgTq)


----------------------------------------


That was my impression also. She's out.

Posted by: Soona at June 04, 2015 11:47 AM (P25Hh)

678 671
668 Killing an old lady gets you on the cover of Vanity Fair.



Nice.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:45 AM (kmtse)



Killing a young one gets you a Senate seat for life.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy, from hell at June 04, 2015 11:46 AM (2Ojst)


*golf clap*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 11:47 AM (FsuaD)

679 Family will be paid hush money.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:47 AM (kmtse)

680 #671 Raping one gets you elected President.

Posted by: Travis Bickle at June 04, 2015 11:47 AM (VcOqI)

681 If it hadn't happened already.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:47 AM (kmtse)

682 I was under the impression that the Liawatha campaign had folded its tends ans snuck off into the night.
Posted by: Obnoxious
-------------------------

Biding it's time. Poised to boldly step forth in respond to the country's cry for enlightened leadership.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 11:47 AM (9mTYi)

683 I xi wants to turn its pole into a hole, they're going to have to pull the stuffing out of it, reroute the pee hole pipe, and stuff it into xi, to make a fake snatch.

There's no saving what's left after that.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 04, 2015 11:48 AM (XmOA9)

684 Kim Howe, woman killed in crash with Bruce Jenner, remembered as charitable friend who counted Kardashians as neighbors


http://tinyurl.com/l32drvl

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 11:48 AM (oVJmc)

685 'response', dammit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 11:48 AM (9mTYi)

686 Liawatha is lying in ambush to ambush Gen, Hillary! Clinton at Little Uterus?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:48 AM (Kvhy9)

687 I just measured my dick using the metric system. It ain't good.

Posted by: Travis Bickle at June 04, 2015 11:43 AM


Try using Smoots.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2015 11:48 AM (h4vJk)

688 Pappy,

Talk about a shitty judge of character.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:49 AM (kmtse)

689 "Bruce
Jenner does not owe any money to the adult stepchildren of a woman who
was killed in a multi-car crash in Malibu after Jenner's vehicle
rear-ended her, according to a court filing from his attorney.
In a
response to the wrongful death lawsuit filed by the stepchildren of
wealthy philanthropist Kim Howe, 69, Jenner's attorney claimed last week
that Howe's stepdaughter and stepson aren't entitled to damages because
of their financial independence."
http://tinyurl.com/pslfmpm

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 11:49 AM (oVJmc)

690 Wasn't AZ the place where a moron had frequent scorpions falling out of the sky in their house?

Note to self, never more to AZ.
Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 11:46 AM (lIU4e)


o.O

Six total years in Yuma and never saw that.....

.....but,

*reflexively looks up at S. Illinois sky*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 04, 2015 11:49 AM (mmlFU)

691 This thread is almost as old as Bitch McConnel, Master of Cocksuckerage.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 04, 2015 11:50 AM (7fwrI)

692 I think I'm safe......

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 04, 2015 11:50 AM (mmlFU)

693 Do we even know the name of this forgotten woman?

Shouldn't we, rather than hearing what a hero this disturbed, careless person who killed her is?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 11:39 AM (oVJmc)

Kim Howe


'Jenner has asked a judge to toss the lawsuit because there's no evidence of financial dependence. If she's successful, she can't be sued for wrongful death because the stepkids are Howe's only living relatives.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2015 11:50 AM (fWAjv)

694 sick to my stomach...just picked up my youngest from cross country practice....huge accident on the road....close to school....it looks bad....so i say my prayers....just got a text from husband ....he and my son were driving in separately to our business....my husband made the light some how was able to avoid the collision....son thankfully didn't make the light or would have been in the middle of the whole thing......now the wait to hear who was involved.....i'm sure it's someone in the friend circle.....it is not good

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 11:51 AM (0O7c5)

695 >>Killing an old lady gets you on the cover of Vanity Fair.

IOW, he's crowd sourcing the settlement the family will be getting.

Bruce Jenner killed Kim Howe.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 04, 2015 11:51 AM (0xTsz)

696 Illinois? Well just mind the blue ice from overflying jetliners.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:51 AM (Kvhy9)

697 Look folks...Bruce says he isn't gay
In fact he dislikes dicks so much he chopped his own off.

Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 04, 2015 11:51 AM (eOpVe)

698 I just measured my dick using the metric system. It ain't good. Posted by: Travis Bickle at June 04, 2015 11:43 AM

----------------------------------------


Try using the edge-widths of incisor teeth. The number might surprise you.

Posted by: Soona at June 04, 2015 11:51 AM (P25Hh)

699
It's time for the once-a-decade "Fusion power is the future" story.



http://yhoo.it/1EYeIZ7

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 11:32 AM (LISuA)


They make fusion sound like a big deal, but it's easy enough to achieve at home. Philo T. Farnsworth, (inventor of the TV), made a table top fusor in 1964. It's a design simple enough that high school kids can make one, as long as mom doesn't mind all the neutrons cluttering up her kitchen.

http://tinyurl.com/y89zy4a

It doesn't, however, produce more energy than it consumes. But it's still cool looking, and did I mention the neutrons?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 04, 2015 11:52 AM (0IhFx)

700 Prayers offered, pg.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 04, 2015 11:52 AM (0xTsz)

701 >> aren't entitled to damages because
of their financial independence."

What does damages have to do with financial independence of the people harmed?

Their stepmother is dead. Money can't fix that and if they already have money fine, but then maybe you should send jenner to jail if he is at fault.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 11:52 AM (lIU4e)

702 .i'm sure it's someone in the friend circle.....it is not good
Posted by: phoenixgirl
----------------

Life changes in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 11:52 AM (9mTYi)

703 What's the plural of uterus?!
Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 10:52 AM (XM5n5)


U'allterus.

Posted by: jwpaine at June 04, 2015 11:52 AM (0bXhD)

704 My previous comment was a bit unfair.

She was most likely starstruck since there was little chance of NOT seeing her neighbors on TV.

In L.A.

I remember the left's screeching over Laura Bush's accident.

Gotta love double standards.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:52 AM (kmtse)

705 Bring in a pack of mongooses to eradicate the snakes.

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 04, 2015 11:52 AM (XX9+E)

706 phoenixgirl, that sounds awful. Hope it's not as bad as it looked...

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 11:52 AM (lIU4e)

707 #703 Uteri is singular--uterus is plural.

Posted by: Travis Bickle at June 04, 2015 11:53 AM (VcOqI)

708 Glad to hear you and yours are safe, phxgirl. Hope others are as well.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 04, 2015 11:53 AM (/Ho8c)

709 Dang PG, I pray all turns out well.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:53 AM (Kvhy9)

710 705 Bring in a pack of mongooses to eradicate the snakes.
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 04, 2015 11:52 AM (XX9+E)

I believe that's "mongeese."

Posted by: Insomniac at June 04, 2015 11:53 AM (2Ojst)

711 They make fusion sound like a big deal, but it's easy enough to achieve at home.
--------------

Piece of cake

Posted by: Pons and Fleischmann at June 04, 2015 11:54 AM (9mTYi)

712 They make fusion sound like a big deal, but it's easy enough to achieve at home.
--------------

Piece of cake

Posted by: Pons and Fleischmann at June 04, 2015 11:54 AM (9mTYi)

713 Wow, PG, that's awful. I'm so glad your family is safe.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 04, 2015 11:54 AM (2Ojst)

714 'Jenner has asked a judge to toss the lawsuit because



Bruce Jenner was the one that killed her, and there is no Bruce Jenner.
-Caitlyn Jenner

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 11:54 AM (vPHeJ)

715 Uteri is plural.

I have A uterus, not many fucking uteri.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:54 AM (kmtse)

716 *glances through latest FAA enroute chart*

Fortunately, all the Jet Routes are North and way South of me.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 04, 2015 11:54 AM (mmlFU)

717 prayers up, phoenix girl

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 11:55 AM (9HoBs)

718 Hector - why don't you tell us about yourself? What achievements do you have which makes you superior enough to lecture us? Surely a man of your intellectual capability has a long list of things at which he excels. Athletics, music, nuclear physics, philosophy, perhaps you've run for office, dated a centerfold, who knows - maybe you've held a world record or were a rocket scientist, tell us about the time you won a national championship.

Please, enlighten us. We want to learn so that we may give you the praise you deserve.


Posted by: An Observation at June 04, 2015 11:55 AM (fYfwE)

719 Uteri
Uteryou
Uterhe

Uterus
Uteryou
Uterthem

Posted by: Insomniac at June 04, 2015 11:55 AM (2Ojst)

720 Prayers up, pg.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:55 AM (kmtse)

721 Oxford Dictionary says that uteri is the plural for uterus.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:55 AM (Kvhy9)

722
I remember the left's screeching over Laura Bush's accident.


To absolve Ted Kennedy.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 11:56 AM (oVJmc)

723
I have A uterus, not many fucking uteri.





Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:54 AM (kmtse)

Shouldn't that be "an uterus"?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 04, 2015 11:57 AM (0IhFx)

724 Prayers, phoenixgirl.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 11:57 AM (FsuaD)

725 #718

I know his mother, Hecuba.

Posted by: Travis Bickle at June 04, 2015 11:57 AM (VcOqI)

726 What does damages have to do with financial independence of the people harmed?

Their stepmother is dead. Money can't fix that and if they already have money fine, but then maybe you should send jenner to jail if he is at fault.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 11:52 AM (lIU4e)

They're trying to make the step-children 'unpersons.' In other words, not really related to her. Their father died in 2003 as well.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2015 11:57 AM (fWAjv)

727 .....we just lost a friend last week in a head on collision....i'm shaking.....hug your friends and family.....you never know how long they'll be around

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 11:57 AM (0O7c5)

728 #723 Uterall?

Posted by: Travis Bickle at June 04, 2015 11:57 AM (VcOqI)

729 An uterus.

Doesn't sound right.

English grammar is all jacked up.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:57 AM (kmtse)

730 Damn. Prayers sent phoenixgirl.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2015 11:58 AM (fWAjv)

731 We want to learn so that we may give you the praise you deserve.

Posted by: An Observation at June 04, 2015 11:55 AM (fYfwE)


Not me. I'm just here to watch the donkey show.

Posted by: jwpaine at June 04, 2015 11:58 AM (0bXhD)

732 Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a uterus. Always use the indefinite article A uterus, never YOUR uterus.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 04, 2015 11:59 AM (2Ojst)

733
What does damages have to do with financial independence of the people harmed?
Posted by: Lea



Let us explain the many benefits of "California Celebrity Justice".

Posted by: OJ, Robert Blake, every Actor Caught With Drugs....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 04, 2015 11:59 AM (kdS6q)

734

Like my father before me
I will work the land
And like my brother above me
Who took a rebel stand

He was just 18, proud and brave
But a Yankee laid him in his grave
I swear by the mud below my feet
You can't raise a Kane back up
When he's in defeat

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 04, 2015 11:59 AM (evdj2)

735 Because I want to maintain the classy and sensitive nature of this blog, I'm not going to mention how stupid Joe Biden is for a few weeks.

Posted by: jwest at June 04, 2015 11:59 AM (9ZZd+)

736 703 What's the plural of uterus?!
Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 10:52 AM (XM5n5)

U'allterus.

Posted by: jwpaine at June 04, 2015 11:52 AM (0bXhD)

A Harem?

But isn't the Chinese ideogram for Women two Uterus's under the same roof?

Posted by: BB Wolf at June 04, 2015 12:00 PM (qh617)

737 They're trying to make the step-children 'unpersons.' In other words, not really related to her. Their father died in 2003 as well.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2015 11:57 AM (fWAjv)


Not sure, and not having stayed in a Holiday Inn Express; if there was no formal adoption process completed, they may be able to do that?

Just wondering.......

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 04, 2015 12:00 PM (mmlFU)

738 727
.....we just lost a friend last week in a head on collision....i'm
shaking.....hug your friends and family.....you never know how long
they'll be around


Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 11:57 AM (0O7c5)


How awful.

In the last couple of months, ten people were burned alive in their vehicles on I-16 west of Savannah, after their cars were rear-ended by tractor trailer rigs driving too fast and distracted. Five were young nursing students traveling from GA Southern to Savannah for their last day at a hospital here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 12:00 PM (FsuaD)

739 We still hear about the guy Dick Cheney wounded.

But nothing about Jenner's run-down. The Media refuses to acknowledge it, and only wants to applaud Mr. Corsets-and-Lace.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 12:00 PM (oVJmc)

740 Prayers PG.

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 04, 2015 12:00 PM (dw7lk)

741 Oxford Dictionary says that uteri is the plural for uterus.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:55 AM (Kvhy9)


Pffffftttt. Like they would know.

Posted by: jwpaine at June 04, 2015 12:00 PM (0bXhD)

742 I'm out. Ready to watch some dvr'd Women's Professional Beach Volleyball. In super slo-mo.

Posted by: Travis Bickle at June 04, 2015 12:01 PM (VcOqI)

743
I love to go a-wandering,
Along the mountain track,
And as I go, I love to sing,
My nutsack on my back.

Chorus:
Ut-eri, ut-era,
Ut-eri,
Ut-era-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ut-eri, Ut-era.
My nutsack on my back.



C'mon..., all together, sing!

Posted by: Bruised Jenner at June 04, 2015 12:01 PM (9mTYi)

744 Looks like the art thread has abandoned us. Time to do other things. Like lunch. Ciao.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 12:01 PM (Kvhy9)

745 735 Because I want to maintain the classy and sensitive nature of this blog, I'm not going to mention how stupid Joe Biden is for a few weeks.

Mention not required. That's a given.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 04, 2015 12:01 PM (mmlFU)

746 Which Hector is it today? The one that is constantly gobbling Obama's cock. Or the one that swears he's actually a conservative but hates religious people.

I mean its the same guy, exact same writing style but he switches between those personalities.

Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2015 12:01 PM (zt+N6)

747 #741 How can i be plural and us be singular? What the.....

Posted by: Travis Bickle at June 04, 2015 12:02 PM (VcOqI)

748 Generally, pot dealers use good old fashion American weights and measures but coke, meth, and heroin dealers use metric. One big exception, a common street level quantity of meth etc. is a "teener", i.e.,1/16 of an ounce

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 04, 2015 12:02 PM (LImiJ)

749 Like lunch.

Heh....

*cracks third beer*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 04, 2015 12:02 PM (mmlFU)

750 Or Amnesty Hector

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 04, 2015 12:03 PM (dw7lk)

751 buzzion,

He's being rude to me by not responding to my well thought out comments on his views.

Makes me almost want to try and find my safe space.

Almost.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 12:03 PM (kmtse)

752 There was an idiot who wrote an editorial here the other day who said, "As a life-long Republican, I can't support any of the idiots running in my party [paraphrasing] but Hillary seems able and may get my vote."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 12:03 PM (FsuaD)

753 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2015 11:57 AM (fWAjv)

There is California statute and case law that defines dependency.

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 04, 2015 12:03 PM (XX9+E)

754 As stale, old and putrid smelling as my.... campaign.

Posted by: Hillary #VoteVag at June 04, 2015 12:03 PM (JOG+K)

755 On the next thread, I will be Uterfirst.

Posted by: Travis Bickle at June 04, 2015 12:03 PM (VcOqI)

756 There was an idiot who wrote an editorial here the other day who said, "As a life-long Republican, I can't support any of the idiots running in my party [paraphrasing] but Hillary seems able and may get my vote."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 12:03 PM (FsuaD)


Republican my ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 04, 2015 12:04 PM (rDqRv)

757 Nevergiveup, when do you leave for Okinawa? Did you get son's e-mail?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 12:04 PM (FsuaD)

758 The Left has actually come out and taken the position that someone involved with the Kardashians is healthy and normal, and it's the guy that wants to cut off his dick.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 12:04 PM (oVJmc)

759 >>An uterus.

It depends on the sound the 'u' makes.

Yoo-terus, no, don't use 'an'.

umbrella, use 'an.'

OMG, someone needs to use "Ann Yooterus" as a nic.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 04, 2015 12:04 PM (0xTsz)

760 Killing an old lady gets you on the cover of Vanity Fair.

Killing a young one gets you a Senate seat for life.


Kill one of each, and you'll be forced to marry Sarah Jessica Parker.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 04, 2015 12:04 PM (O7MnT)

761 Latin is a dead language. That is why you have to know it to be an intellectual. That is what intellectuals do, that is all they do, they know things. You can't reason with them, you can't negotiate with them. They will hunt you down, they will find you, and they will educate you.



Posted by: Jerume van Clank at June 04, 2015 12:05 PM (m5SsJ)

762 Men of honor will be surrounding Perry when he makes his announcement today:

http://tinyurl.com/pzxke2f

Honor - remember that word. Hardly ever hear it anymore.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 04, 2015 12:05 PM (BZAd3)

763 756,

One of our socks.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 12:05 PM (kmtse)

764
752 There was an idiot who wrote an editorial here the other day who said, "As a life-long Republican, I can't support any of the idiots running in my party [paraphrasing] but Hillary seems able and may get my vote."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 12:03 PM (FsuaD)


I bet if you research the name he used there will be a particular "pattern"

Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2015 12:05 PM (zt+N6)

765 People who begin their statements with "I am a life long Republican" and then praise Hillary Clinton-aren't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 12:06 PM (9HoBs)

766 LoneStarHeeb,

We try...but damn, sometimes it's more than tempting to say, "Fuck it all."

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 12:06 PM (kmtse)

767 but Hillary seems able and may get my vote."

Those are good.

They deployed a bunch of those in the run up to the major - and repeated - butt-fucking that is O-blame-Ocare.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 04, 2015 12:06 PM (mmlFU)

768 Looks like the one thing Hector doesn't like is everyone laughing at him.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 12:07 PM (oVJmc)

769 736 703 What's the plural of uterus?!
Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 10:52 AM (XM5n5)


Housekeepping staff?

Posted by: Hillary Staffer - #VoteVag at June 04, 2015 12:07 PM (JOG+K)

770 Very creative band. Arty yett accessible, and killer hooks and melodies. If their sound hadn't been so very rooted in the Eighties, a lot of their songs would have had lasting power.

Posted by: Christian Bale in American Psycho at June 04, 2015 12:08 PM (APQ2q)

771 "Men of honor will be surrounding Perry when he makes his announcement today"

Hopefully the SEALs hid Perry's pain pills.

"My fellow Americans: I am proud but humbled to announce that purple giraffe ladder snow."

Posted by: torquewrench at June 04, 2015 12:09 PM (noWW6)

772 Attacking and seizing, oh my:

https://twitter.com/JayCostTWS/status/606491230860660736

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 04, 2015 12:09 PM (0xTsz)

773 Uteri is the plural of uterus.

Damn.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 12:09 PM (kmtse)

774 I saw Purple Giraffe Ladder Snow open for the Grateful Dead at their farewell tour.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 04, 2015 12:09 PM (2Ojst)

775 Brad Thor is on Team Perry. Also, Taya Kyle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 12:09 PM (FsuaD)

776 "My fellow Americans: I am proud but humbled to announce that purple giraffe ladder snow."
Posted by: torquewrench at June 04, 2015 12:09 PM (noWW6)


*turns on Monitor wipers*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 04, 2015 12:10 PM (mmlFU)

777 lol torquewrench.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 12:10 PM (kmtse)

778 775 Brad Thor is on Team Perry. Also, Taya Kyle.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 12:09 PM (FsuaD)

He's on Taya Kyle?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 04, 2015 12:10 PM (2Ojst)

779 OMD is anything BUT content. Very disappointed.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 04, 2015 12:10 PM (+aCe4)

780
Some House conservatives are hinting at support for a temporary extension of Obama-Care subsidies if the Supreme Court cripples the law, even as they set up a working group to develop their own plan.

Members of the conservative House Freedom Caucus told The Hill they are setting up a group of four or five lawmakers that will develop a plan meant to influence the main House working group led by Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.).

While working on their own ideas, Freedom Caucus members are also open to something like Sen. Ron Johnsons (R-Wis.) idea to temporarily extend subsidies. Johnsons plan would extend ObamaCare subsidies through August 2017.


"Temporary" as in the temporary income tax, temporary phone excise tax, temporary as in.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 04, 2015 12:10 PM (kdS6q)

781 >>I saw Purple Giraffe Ladder Snow open for the Grateful Dead at their farewell tour.

No kidding? I saw them open for Toad the Wet Sprocket at the Worcester Centrum back in '95.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 12:10 PM (k2QA3)

782 There is California statute and case law that
defines dependency.



Sue him in divorce court for loss of companionship. Slam Dunk.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 12:12 PM (vPHeJ)

783 And the children are 57 and 60.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2015 12:12 PM (fWAjv)

784
He's on Taya Kyle?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 04, 2015 12:10 PM (2Ojst)


*sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 12:12 PM (FsuaD)

785 Bottom surgery.

Posted by: Jerume van Clank at June 04, 2015 12:12 PM (m5SsJ)

786 >> People who begin their statements with "I am a life long Republican" and then praise Hillary Clinton-aren't.

No, I totally buy it.

I mean, can you name one thing she has accomplished to further leftist causes?

I didn't think so...

So she must not be a leftist.

Either that or she is really, completely totally, not a bit compet--


Ooohhhh.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 04, 2015 12:12 PM (0xTsz)

787 I saw Purple Giraffe Ladder Snow while listening to the Grateful Dead on my TEAC Reel to Reel.

There were no pain killers involved though.....

*crosses fingers behind back*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 04, 2015 12:12 PM (mmlFU)

788 781 >>I saw Purple Giraffe Ladder Snow open for the Grateful Dead at their farewell tour.

Frickin' imposter

Posted by: Barney at June 04, 2015 12:12 PM (JOG+K)

789 "They deployed a bunch of those in the run up to the major - and repeated - butt-fucking that is O-blame-Ocare."

Liberals have been trotting out the "lifelong Republican but" sockpuppets for as long as I can remember. It stopped being a surprise a long time ago.

What stunned me with its absolute brazenness was the new gambit that they unveiled to help shoulder Obamacare into law.

The fake "doctors" complete with stethoscopes and white lab coats who went to public events to tell everyone how, in their professional medical opinion, Obamacare was the greatest thing in all of history.

Not a single one of them an actual M.D.

Career Democratic campaign operatives one and all.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 04, 2015 12:12 PM (noWW6)

790 "Temporary" as in the temporary income tax, temporary phone excise tax, temporary as in.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 04, 2015 12:10 PM (kdS6q)


Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program

Posted by: Milton Friedman at June 04, 2015 12:13 PM (zt+N6)

791 Well, life calls. Gotta do stuff. Later.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 12:13 PM (FsuaD)

792 Perry's office sent care packages to us Texans in Iraq, so he's ok in my book.

But him being two sheets to the wind on painkillers, not to mention shooting a coyote while on a jog is pure moron material.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 12:13 PM (kmtse)

793 Bruce Jenner is still male, despite what the Twitter Bot might say...

DNA is DNA

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 04, 2015 12:14 PM (7vjeC)

794 thanks everyone......my son thankfully saw he couldn't make the light so he stopped....truck on his left in the left turn lane went for it got nailed by on coming traffic....the road is posted 50 but you're lucky if anyone drives under 65 so that car was destroyed.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 12:14 PM (0O7c5)

795 He would have been three sheets if he had actually said something funny.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 12:14 PM (kmtse)

796
765 People who begin their statements with "I am a life long Republican" and then praise Hillary Clinton-aren't.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 12:06 PM (9HoBs)


Or they are Jeb Bush.

Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2015 12:14 PM (zt+N6)

797 784
He's on Taya Kyle?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 04, 2015 12:10 PM (2Ojst)

*sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 12:12 PM (FsuaD)

Oh come on, you threw a slow hanging curveball right over the plate!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 04, 2015 12:14 PM (2Ojst)

798 Effective May 1st, Ontario's new On-Peak (11AM to 5PM) cost for electricity is $1.60 / kwH. Cheapest energy is 7PM to 7AM when it's simply $.80 / KWH. The remainder of the time $1.20 kWH.


On the plus side, all of those autoworker jobs whose union dues supported all of this sh1t are FLEEING the province. And the province has the highest debt of ANY sub-national area in the world - state, province, territory - with a whopping $300 Billion in debt for a population of 11 million.


And of that 11 million people, I believe 1 million work for the government in some capacity.


And over 104,000 of those public servants earn more than $100,000 a year.


The smoldering is beautiful. The burning will be joyous.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 04, 2015 12:15 PM (AC0lD)

799 While working on their own ideas, Freedom Caucus members are also open
to something like Sen. Ron Johnsons (R-Wis.) idea to temporarily extend
subsidies. Johnsons plan would extend ObamaCare subsidies through August
2017.



Then they either extend it or "REPUBLICANS ARE TAKING AWAY HEALTHCARE FROM KITTENS AND ORPHANS!"

Let the court kill it (if they do).

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 12:15 PM (oVJmc)

800 Bruce Jenner is still male, despite what the Twitter Bot might say...

DNA is DNA


But WE'RE anti-science.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 12:16 PM (oVJmc)

801 heh Insomniac,

You beat me to it.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 12:16 PM (kmtse)

802 Perdon, pero donde esta el "New Thread"? I haf to do the, how you say, "trolling" for Senor Hector, now.

Posted by: Illegal Immigrant posting for Hector at June 04, 2015 12:17 PM (sCHw2)

803 brad thor!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 12:17 PM (0O7c5)

804 Effective May 1st, Ontario's new On-Peak (11AM to 5PM) cost for electricity is $1.60

O.O

Man, fuck that noise.....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 04, 2015 12:17 PM (mmlFU)

805 >>I saw Purple Giraffe Ladder Snow open for the Grateful Dead at their farewell tour.

Which is at the end of this month in Chicago. Wish I was going.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 04, 2015 12:19 PM (g1DWB)

806 Holy shit.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 12:19 PM (kmtse)

807 "with a whopping $300 Billion in debt for a population of 11 million"


About $28k per man/woman/child. Nice.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 12:19 PM (LA7Cm)

808 2nd Most Decorated WWII Vet Exposed As A Fraud


http://tinyurl.com/nmvcv34


Reporter Dan Noyes, backed with records and research provided by Guardian of Valor, P.O.W. Network, and retired SEAL Don Shipley, presented Goehner with his actual military records that indicated he was not the youngest lieutenant commander ever to serve in the Navy as he claimed, but instead, left the Navy as a seaman first class that never served on an UDT.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2015 12:20 PM (fWAjv)

809 Damn, I just left and did 30 mins of work and the art thread still isn't up. Van Gogh wept.

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 12:20 PM (0eidE)

810
Effective May 1st, Ontario's new On-Peak (11AM to 5PM) cost for electricity is $1.60 / kwH. Cheapest energy is 7PM to 7AM when it's simply $.80 / KWH. The remainder of the time $1.20 kWH.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel



Average US rate from the same area -- $0.18.

www.eia.gov/electricity/monthly/epm_table_grapher.cfm?t=epmt_5_6_a

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 04, 2015 12:21 PM (kdS6q)

811 If I ran United, martinis would be complimentary. And manditory.

Posted by: bourbonchicken at June 04, 2015 12:21 PM (g7pkd)

812 Video is uh... rather gay.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 04, 2015 12:21 PM (LWKgp)

813 Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program

Or a temporary tax. Here in Pennsylvania we have a 'temporary tax' to provide benefits to victims of the Johnstown Flood. Said flood occurred nearly 100 years ago.

Posted by: David Carradine at June 04, 2015 12:21 PM (xQX/f)

814 My summer peak rate is $.30.

$1.60 is nuts.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 12:22 PM (oVJmc)

815 Good thing we vetted Audie Murphie.

Posted by: US Army at June 04, 2015 12:22 PM (kmtse)

816 Let the court kill it (if they do).


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel


The Supremes won't kill it

Stare Decisis, or some such muck. They (rightfully) know that they are not "super legislators", which a lot of the Left want them to be, when it is one of their causes.
It's up to the cowards, simps and criminals in Congress to fix it.

And that's why they call it the blues......

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 04, 2015 12:22 PM (RFeQD)

817 auto erotic asphyxiating sock be gone

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 04, 2015 12:22 PM (xQX/f)

818 812 Video is uh... rather gay.

It certainly is not heteronormative.

Posted by: wooga at June 04, 2015 12:22 PM (mimLO)

819 I see where another extremist, Rick Perry, is seeking my Republican party's nomination. I am very concerned about this trend.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at June 04, 2015 12:23 PM (Ui7Rt)

820 Today is Thor's Day!

Posted by: Brad Thor at June 04, 2015 12:23 PM (0eidE)

821 "In order to form a more prefect union of uteri"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 12:24 PM (Kvhy9)

822 Damn, I just left and did 30 mins of work and the art thread still isn't up.

Van Gogh wept.



Well, cutting off an ear f'n hurts!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 12:24 PM (vPHeJ)

823 Save your Thor love for the book thread.....

Posted by: Brad Thor at June 04, 2015 12:25 PM (0eidE)

824 $ 0.21 a kwh.

Yeah, fuck that $1.60 bullshit.

Posted by: US Army at June 04, 2015 12:25 PM (kmtse)

825 >>>$1.60 / kwH. Cheapest energy is 7PM to 7AM when it's simply $.80 / KWH.


>>Average US rate from the same area -- $0.18.

Okay, I was confused by the numbers and figured that there must be some metric conversion stuff going on, because I seem to remember 15 or so cents per KwH!

American KwH vs. Canadian KwH?

Yes, I'm kidding...

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 04, 2015 12:25 PM (0xTsz)

826 Stare Decisis

I stare ata de ISIS, achachacha!

Posted by: Chris "Judicial Scholar Chico" Cuomo at June 04, 2015 12:25 PM (mimLO)

827 But at least it wasn't my dick. I was crazy, not insane!

Posted by: Vincent Van Gogh at June 04, 2015 12:25 PM (zt+N6)

828
Filling the time:

Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation Official Trailer #2 (2015)

https://youtu.be/hmidVepX2gQ

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 04, 2015 12:26 PM (kdS6q)

829 Damn sock.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 12:26 PM (kmtse)

830 My summer peak rate is $.30.

We're a little lower here. My bill last month (May) was $100. Lowest usage of the year. I'm sure I'd take up armed rebellion if I paid $600 for the lowest month of the year.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 04, 2015 12:26 PM (xQX/f)

831 Whoa...my hash changed!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 12:26 PM (kmtse)

832 813
Or a temporary tax. Here in Pennsylvania we have a 'temporary tax' to provide benefits to victims of the Johnstown Flood. Said flood occurred nearly 100 years ago.

Posted by: David Carradine at June 04, 2015 12:21 PM (xQX/f)



It was in 1889, so 126 years ago.

Posted by: rickl at June 04, 2015 12:27 PM (zoehZ)

833
831 Whoa...my hash changed!
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 12:26 PM (kmtse)


Not in this thread.

Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2015 12:27 PM (zt+N6)

834 $1.60 is nuts.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel


$1.60 is the future.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 04, 2015 12:28 PM (/Ho8c)

835 Ontario appear to be following the path which the enlightened Europeans have trod before them: pricing electricity so high for "green" reasons that simply lighting one's home at night becomes a luxury good.

As for the $300B in debt, damn. That even puts Commiefornia's $250B in unfunded public pension liabilities in the shade.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 04, 2015 12:29 PM (noWW6)

836 'F*** Islam' protester now thinks the religion is 'beautiful' after he was invited into a Mosque and 'took a second to listen'


http://tinyurl.com/p5fdde9


Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2015 12:29 PM (fWAjv)

837 Or a temporary tax. Here in Pennsylvania we have a 'temporary tax' to
provide benefits to victims of the Johnstown Flood. Said flood occurred
nearly 100 years ago.
>>>

If you vote dem from the grave the payments never stop.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 04, 2015 12:30 PM (81UWZ)

838 798 Effective May 1st, Ontario's new On-Peak (11AM to 5PM) cost for electricity is $1.60 / kwH. Cheapest energy is 7PM to 7AM when it's simply $.80 / KWH. The remainder of the time $1.20 kWH.


On the plus side, all of those autoworker jobs whose union dues supported all of this sh1t are FLEEING the province. And the province has the highest debt of ANY sub-national area in the world - state, province, territory - with a whopping $300 Billion in debt for a population of 11 million.


And of that 11 million people, I believe 1 million work for the government in some capacity.


And over 104,000 of those public servants earn more than $100,000 a year.


The smoldering is beautiful. The burning will be joyous.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 04, 2015 12:15 PM (AC0lD)

Mother of God, what are the taxes like there?

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 04, 2015 12:30 PM (RD7QR)

839 not in this thread, no.

But it used to be OsWis.

My RR cable internet was down for about an hour yesterday, so I used my phone as a mobile hotspot.


Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 12:30 PM (kmtse)

840
American KwH vs. Canadian KwH?



Yes, I'm kidding...

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 04, 2015 12:25 PM (0xTsz)

My fault. I'm sorry. I was stupid. Damn metric. I moved the decimal.
It's 16.1Cents, 12.2 cents and 8 cents kWH, but it has still increased 160% since 2002 and is increasing another 50% over the next 5 years.

And businesses are still fleeing like hell.

I'm looking at Laurie's table now for comparison.


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 04, 2015 12:31 PM (AC0lD)

841 It was in 1889, so 126 years ago.

It flooded many times. Tax was enacted to benefit victims of 1936 flood. 79 years ago.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 04, 2015 12:32 PM (xQX/f)

842 " pricing electricity so high for "green" reasons that simply lighting one's home at night becomes a luxury good. "


Yeah. Another reason I look at alternatives. It will likely pay one day to disconnect.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 12:32 PM (LA7Cm)

843 'F*** Islam' protester now thinks the religion is 'beautiful' after he was invited into a Mosque and 'took a second to listen'


--So please stop the death threats and don't kill me and my family.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 12:32 PM (oVJmc)

844 As a lifetime member of GI Joe, I have to say the blue-laser charisma of Cobra Commander is growing on me.

Posted by: bourbonchicken at June 04, 2015 12:33 PM (g7pkd)

845 Some House conservatives are hinting at support for a temporary extension of Obama-Care subsidies if the Supreme Court cripples the law, even as they set up a working group to develop their own plan. ...
Freedom Caucus members are also open to something like Sen. Ron Johnsons (R-Wis.) idea to temporarily extend subsidies. Johnsons plan would extend ObamaCare subsidies through August 2017.


"Temporary" as in the temporary income tax, temporary phone excise tax, temporary as in.....


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 04, 2015 12:10 PM (kdS6q)



Extend them to Oct 31, 2015. Require their insurance company to inform them what their costs will be this year and NEXT without subsidy.

Stop subsidies just before they need to sign up for NEXT year. Let them know how bad next years costs will be.

And keep reminding them Democrats passed this shit pile.

Posted by: rd at June 04, 2015 12:34 PM (A+4XE)

846 Mother of God, what are the taxes like there?


Gasoline is sold by the litre. So that $1.25 you are paying? Multiply by 4 to get the gallon price.

Talk about a mind fuck.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 12:35 PM (O+0DS)

847 Everyone

needs to quietly ask themselves this question: "When the SWAT

team appears at my door demanding my guns, what do I do?"


As Don Knots said in "The Apple-dumpling Gang"

"Go out in a Blaze of Glory!"

Posted by: Paladin at June 04, 2015 12:35 PM (lP8dE)

848 Mama AJ,

Did you see they've revised the Red's crest up to 35.5 by Saturday?

I believe that will be the highest level since 1945! 8-0

Posted by: Spun and Murky at June 04, 2015 12:36 PM (4DCSq)

849 Looking at Laurie's table, I guess we're not horrible, horrible yet but businesses are still paying insane amounts to keep their stores cool in summer.


I linked out new rates, the correct ones in the nic. I'm sorry about the incorrect information which was all my fault.



Ontario used to have a policy to have the lowest rates in the region which kept us Canada's economic powerhouse. But we did go the European model, with windmills dotting the entire area, costs soaring, businesses fleeing, Liberals spending and it's just getting worse.



Cap and Trade is next and there is active talk about a provincial Pension Plan. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 04, 2015 12:36 PM (AC0lD)

850 >>Damn metric

See? It's evil.


QED

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 04, 2015 12:36 PM (0xTsz)

851 Uterae?

Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 04, 2015 12:37 PM (8t/08)

852 847 Everyone

needs to quietly ask themselves this question: "When the SWAT

team appears at my door demanding my guns, what do I do?"

As Don Knots said in "The Apple-dumpling Gang"

"Go out in a Blaze of Glory!"
Posted by: Paladin at June 04, 2015 12:35 PM (lP8dE)

"Lord, if this is truly the day you decide to call me home, let me die in a pile of empty brass."

Posted by: Insomniac at June 04, 2015 12:37 PM (2Ojst)

853 Philippines wants the US to reopen Subic Bay?

They've watched what happens to treaty obligations when US troops aren't actually in situ, and they don't like it.


http://atfp.co/1AMAILH

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 12:37 PM (LISuA)

854 It will likely pay one day to disconnect.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill

I'm all over that, Bro!

Posted by: "Caitlyn" at June 04, 2015 12:37 PM (VAsIq)

855 Heh Pappy,

Yep.

But to be fair, I had muslim soldiers who served honorably through my deployments. The Iraqi people for the most part were the sweetest people I have ever had the pleasure of meeting.

Unfortunately, the assholes who had a hard-on for blowing us up knew this too. They would actively threaten any Iraqis they suspected of helping Americans or any other coalition forces.

American Sniper showed that in stark detail

Amazon Prime is showing it, and I watched it the other night.

Took two nights to watch it, heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 12:38 PM (kmtse)

856 "Lord, if this is truly the day you decide to call me home, let me die in a pile of empty brass."



Amen.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 12:38 PM (O+0DS)

857 Everyone needs to quietly ask themselves this question: "When the SWAT

team appears at my door demanding my guns, what do I do?"
----

chuckle

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 04, 2015 12:39 PM (VAsIq)

858 847 Everyone

needs to quietly ask themselves this question: "When the SWAT

team appears at my door demanding my guns, what do I do?"

As Don Knots said in "The Apple-dumpling Gang"

"Go out in a Blaze of Glory!"


Posted by: Paladin at June 04, 2015 12:35 PM (lP8dE)


Bunker.... Hill...

Posted by: BB Wolf at June 04, 2015 12:39 PM (qh617)

859 F*** Islam' protester now thinks the religion is 'beautiful' after he was invited into a Mosque and 'took a second to listen'


Tell him to go to a high choral Mass in Latin-the religion where its adherents aren't currently beheading people or gang raping women

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 12:39 PM (9HoBs)

860 "Talk about a mind fuck."


Per the internet, the cheapest price for gas in ONT right now is $1.09. Per liter.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 12:39 PM (LA7Cm)

861 847 Everyone
needs to quietly ask themselves this question: "When the SWAT
team appears at my door demanding my guns, what do I do?"

***

Stall until you can effectively flood the house with gas, invite them in and then go out in a blaze of glory.


After posting an inspiring speech on the internet.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 04, 2015 12:39 PM (AC0lD)

862 Per the internet, the cheapest price for gas in ONT right now is $1.09. Per liter.



$4.36/gal

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 12:41 PM (O+0DS)

863 S & M (!),

Are you staying dry??

I see the doomiest forecasts are for near you.

I'd figured out this morning they'd have to change it, since it was at 33.98 at 6am.

Drove up and down both sides today.

Impressive sight. Not much damage in BC proper, other than the Sheriff's substation and a few houses. People built on the banks of the Red and didn't have sandbags ready.

That's...unfortunate...

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 04, 2015 12:42 PM (0xTsz)

864
No content. I am this disappointed.
http://tinyurl.com/nu58pr8

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 04, 2015 12:42 PM (+aCe4)

865 Our interpreters and their families are under constant threat, even though they were promised our protection.

That is what hurts the most.

These men and women put not only their lives, but the lives of their families on the line to help us.

For what?

To be told, "Oh, our bad. You on your own. Oh, btw, get in the back of the line. We have certain folks south of the border to take care of first, that just so happens to already be in the country."

Yeah. The govt has very good reason to fear veterans.

Unlike most of those pampered fucks, a large segment of us do understand asymmetric warfare.

Stay alert.

Stay alive.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 12:42 PM (kmtse)

866 Per the internet, the cheapest price for gas in ONT right now is $1.09. Per liter.


Damn Ay-rabs.

(Really, if a major oil producer like Canada has prices that high, it's not due to market forces.)

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 12:43 PM (oVJmc)

867 Per the internet, the cheapest price for gas in ONT right now is $1.09. Per liter.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill

You can buy gas on the Overnight Thread? Mind: blown.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 04, 2015 12:43 PM (VAsIq)

868 Damn metric
See? It's evil.


Although getting 152 mm surgically removed sounds better then six inches.

Posted by: BruceLynn Jenner at June 04, 2015 12:43 PM (xQX/f)

869 Everyone

needs to quietly ask themselves this question: "When the SWAT

team appears at my door demanding my guns, what do I do?"


A good and serious question people do need to ask themselves. Lots of things to consider, like collateral damage to loved ones.

Posting the answers on the internet might be counterproductive, though.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 04, 2015 12:43 PM (/Ho8c)

870 "Philippines wants the US to reopen Subic Bay? They've watched what happens to treaty obligations when US troops aren't actually in situ, and they don't like it."

As with Vietnam pushing hard to get the USA to defend it, we should be in no hurry to do so, as a function of prior bad behavior of the state in question.

Consider that the Phillipine government behaved with incredible high-handedness towards the American military when previously forcing the closures of Clark and Subic. They should be reminded of this. Pointedly.

The other problem with setting these local "tripwire" forces all over the place is that increasingly, there isn't enough actual US military muscle behind the tripwire to be able to back up the forward-deployed units.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 04, 2015 12:43 PM (noWW6)

871 Gainesville PD uses a Bearcat to pull over driver who flicked them off.



http://tinyurl.com/nk5xo8e

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2015 12:44 PM (fWAjv)

872
Per the internet, the cheapest price for gas in ONT right now is $1.09. Per liter.

But gas doesn't last long in the ONT because of the flamethrowering.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 04, 2015 12:44 PM (JtwS4)

873 If SWAT is at my door, they better have a damn good reason to be at it.

I will have at least two lawyers unleashed on their ass.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 12:46 PM (kmtse)

874 I don't always drink beer . . . but when I do I comment here in inappropriate ways

Posted by: Sphynx at June 04, 2015 12:46 PM (OZmbA)

875 As with Vietnam pushing hard to get the USA to defend it

Bwaaaaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha........

*cough ...choke ...wheeze*

Bwaaaaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha......

I keep telling the leftards, we WON the Vietnam War, IN SPITE of the cowardly, scumbag (D)Marxists.

Bwaaaaaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 04, 2015 12:46 PM (mmlFU)

876 Race card: check

Gender card: check.

Combat vet card: check.

Mommy and grandmommy card: check.

Shit goes both ways.



Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 12:48 PM (kmtse)

877 Arm ISIS. Arm Iran. Stand back and watch the hi-jinx ensue.

Posted by: Sphynx at June 04, 2015 12:48 PM (OZmbA)

878 The other problem with setting these local "tripwire" forces all over the place is that increasingly, there isn't enough actual US military muscle behind the tripwire to be able to back up the forward-deployed units.

Posted by: torquewrench


More importantly, there is no political will in our LIV dominated country.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2015 12:49 PM (uctT+)

879 [sniffs] It's pretty funky in here. New thread, somebody?

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 04, 2015 12:49 PM (RD7QR)

880 i love you rick perry

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 12:50 PM (0O7c5)

881
Are you staying dry??

I'm up on a hill, a tall hill. If it gets to me, we are ALL in for a Noah class flood!

Worst for me would be having to get to KBAD via Haughton. ;-)

Posted by: Spun and Murky at June 04, 2015 12:50 PM (4DCSq)

882 I don't always drink Dos Equis, but I drink a hell of a lot of beer. Stay thirsty, my friends.

Posted by: Travis Bickle at June 04, 2015 12:50 PM (VcOqI)

883 Race card: check

Gender card: check.

Combat vet card: check.

Mommy and grandmommy card: check.



Not fvcking with SMFH: Check.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 12:50 PM (O+0DS)

884 And, no we can't all just get along. Peace, out.

Posted by: Travis Bickle at June 04, 2015 12:51 PM (VcOqI)

885 Rick Perry is hitting all the right notes and is surrounded by all the right people as he announces he is running for President. I am a Perry guy

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 04, 2015 12:51 PM (fLKzW)

886 Let's all flood social media to encourage young wannabe jihadis to fly to join ISIS. That way we'll know where they are and what their eventual fate will be.


It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your jihadis are?

Posted by: Sphynx at June 04, 2015 12:51 PM (OZmbA)

887
Wait.... You people still have electricity?

Posted by: EPA at June 04, 2015 12:51 PM (HSmrB)

888 More importantly, there is no political will in our LIV dominated country.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2015 12:49 PM (uctT+)


None.

*distant echo - " (......) bear any burden....."*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 04, 2015 12:51 PM (mmlFU)

889 Ontario used to have a policy to have the lowest rates in the region which kept us Canada's economic powerhouse. But we did go the European model, with windmills dotting the entire area, costs soaring, businesses fleeing, Liberals spending and it's just getting worse.


--------------------------------------


Had a short debate with a canuck this last weekend. Started talking about the 1st Amendment. He said Canada had free speech just like the US. Then I asked him about the "hate speech" laws there. He said of course they had those laws. No one wants hate speech.

I told him that they don't have free speech then.

Posted by: Soona at June 04, 2015 12:51 PM (P25Hh)

890 871 Gainesville PD uses a Bearcat to pull over driver who flicked them off.



http://tinyurl.com/nk5xo8e
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2015 12:44 PM (fWAjv)

They got a slap on the wrist for it too: http://tinyurl.com/osyxyog

Posted by: Insomniac at June 04, 2015 12:51 PM (2Ojst)

891 >>>Philippines wants the US to reopen Subic Bay

>>>Vietnam pushing hard to get the USA to defend it

So much cheaper than putting their own blood and treasure on the line.

Maybe they should spend more than 2% of their GDP on Defense

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 04, 2015 12:52 PM (O7MnT)

892 Ginger Thursday

Enjoy

http://tinyurl.com/ootgrmg
http://tinyurl.com/p2o5dh8
http://tinyurl.com/nl4tb9t
http://tinyurl.com/nke7r8r

Posted by: wrg500 at June 04, 2015 12:52 PM (kQBSd)

893 Figures.

new one up.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2015 12:52 PM (uctT+)

894 Ace is awake.

Posted by: HH at June 04, 2015 12:53 PM (Qia1Z)

895 4.36/gal
converting liters to gallons and CAD to USD it's $3.3095

just because there isn't another thread yet.

But it made me look at my electric bill 15.1 cents a kilowatt but the total bill with all the other charges added is almost twice the cost of the electricity used, and when coal is prohibited it will get worse, much, much worse.

Posted by: Jerume van Clank at June 04, 2015 12:53 PM (m5SsJ)

896 I should be president because of:

1. My hair

2. My full and dark hair

3. My . . . uhm. My . . . uhm. That third thing . . . what was it?

Posted by: Rick Perry at June 04, 2015 12:53 PM (OZmbA)

897 Your electric bills will necessarily skyrocket..

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at June 04, 2015 12:53 PM (jmN7w)

898 >>>Ontario used to have a policy to have the lowest rates in the region which kept us Canada's economic powerhouse. But we did go the European model, with windmills dotting the entire area, costs soaring, businesses fleeing, Liberals spending and it's just getting worse.

Last time I drove from Toronto to New Mogadishu, I must have passed 50 miles of windmills.

The birdkill from those things must be at domesticated cat levels.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 04, 2015 12:54 PM (O7MnT)

899 Wait.... You people still have electricity?

Posted by: EPA at June 04, 2015 12:51 PM (HSmrB)


No. Go away. Mary Ann is pedaling on the generator.

Mahhhhhn... the hammies, glutes and quads are not to be believed..........

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 04, 2015 12:54 PM (mmlFU)

900 No one wants hate speech. The notion of speech being "wanted" or unwanted" is fascinating, if only for its hypocrisy.

Idiots standing in a restaurant and screaming racial hatred = free speech
daring to disagree with the Left = hate speech

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 04, 2015 12:55 PM (Spluw)

901 >>I'm up on a hill, a tall hill

Oh, good.

I don't want to post on the Intertubes exactly where my kids are right this minute, but I'll tell ya after tomorrow and you'll laugh.

Not the best spot for this week...

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 04, 2015 12:56 PM (0xTsz)

902 rickb,

Yet so many don't seem to get that.

Go figure.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 12:56 PM (kmtse)

903 896
I should be president because of:

1. My hair

2. My full and dark hair

3. My . . . uhm. My . . . uhm. That third thing . . . what was it?


Posted by: Rick Perry at June 04, 2015 12:53 PM (OZmbA)

he has great hair

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 12:56 PM (0O7c5)

904 They got a slap on the wrist for it too: http://tinyurl.com/osyxyog

Posted by: Insomniac at June 04, 2015 12:51 PM (2Ojst)


'The use of the Bearcat during the traffic stop did not lead to punishment because ASO previously had no policy governing such use.'


'The use of the GAU-8 Avenger during the traffic stop did not lead to punishment because ASO previously had no policy governing such use.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2015 12:57 PM (fWAjv)

905 More importantly, there is no political will in our LIV dominated country.

This raises an interesting hypothetical. If TSHTF and the New Unpleasantness broke out, would the Bluebutts have the will to tough it out? Or would they fold when power, water, and food started getting cut off to their cities and body bags started mounting?

Seems to me the only folks with any will to fight a domestic insurgency are the self-proclaimed elites. Which actually leads to some disturbing questions if you think it through...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 04, 2015 12:58 PM (DT3rQ)

906 I told him that they don't have free speech then.

Posted by: Soona at June 04, 2015 12:51 PM (P25Hh)

I don't have the right to free speech and I don't have the right to defend myself.
But that is alright because I can shut up, work hard and leave. For now.
Sticking the finger to all of those windmills as I go. Yeah, Gregory, it's horrible. But on the plus side, I LOVE South Korea. And guess who is smart enough to be selling Ontario all of this crap?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 04, 2015 12:58 PM (AC0lD)

907 oh my!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 01:01 PM (0O7c5)

908 PTSD and Menopause are legit excuses...


Right?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 01:01 PM (kmtse)

909
Not the best spot for this week...

Chimp Haven?

(Don't answer!)

Posted by: Spun and Murky at June 04, 2015 01:05 PM (4DCSq)

910 Currently, it's PTSD and PMS.

Not that I earn a penny in disability in either.

Not a single mom.

And I work.

And I go to school.

So just the GI Bill for me.

I must be doing something wrong when WELFARE MOTHERFUCKING RECIPIENTS make what I would make only while deployed in Iraq.

But it's all good.

They're the fodder.

For the burning times.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 01:05 PM (kmtse)

911 There's a Thursday Morning Open Thread now? Maybe there's something I should mention. Like my blog.

Posted by: Dave M at June 04, 2015 01:06 PM (T1Fev)

912 These mattress-wearing c*nts are in for a rude fucking awakening.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 01:06 PM (kmtse)

913 Ah, that's no where near the river.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 04, 2015 01:09 PM (0xTsz)

914 >>"Lord, if this is truly the day you decide to call me home, let me die in a pile of empty brass."

Posted by: Insomniac at June 04, 2015 12:37 PM (2Ojst)



And if you judge me unworthy to enter heaven let me die surrounded by the bodies of my enemies who will be my slaves in Hell.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 04, 2015 01:35 PM (QHgTq)

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