Hilary Clinton Finds Few Takers for $2,700-Per-Seat "Just For Women" Fundraiser, So She Opens the Doors to the Men

She'll let men in only when they are necessary to her overriding goal of Making Money For Doing Nothing.


Hillary Clinton had trouble attracting high-powered women to a New York talk hosted by Silda Wall Spitzer two weeks before her campaign officially kicks off. Sources said that after ticket sales fizzled for an intimate, $2,700-per-person, "just for women" meeting on Monday, the event was thrown open to men at the 11th hour, and the deadline extended to buy tickets.

The "Conversation With Hillary Clinton" event at Midtown law firm Akin Gump was originally aiming to attract 125 women. An email invitation seen by Page Six said the event is "just for women"” But by Friday, "They’d only sold 50 tickets, so they threw it open to men," a source said. "Ticket sales were supposed to close at 10 a.m. Sunday, but the hostesses were working the phones and pushed the deadline till Monday."

Hillary Clinton showed up at 1pm for the noon event.

Jazz Shaw thinks this is a sign of how much people don't like Hillary Clinton, but that's crazy, because the woman is so charming.

Oh well. If people don't like her as a person Entity, she can always run on her key qualifications of Trustworthiness and Keeping People Alive in Benghazi.

Posted by: Ace at 03:21 PM




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1 Oneth?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 03:22 PM (0HooB)

2 The best thing in life are free, but you can give them to the birds and bees!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 03:22 PM (hLRSq)

3 And your chicks for free.

Well, not exactly.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at June 02, 2015 03:22 PM (SCcgT)

4 My life is now complete.

I'll fetch the others.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 03:22 PM (0HooB)

5 Vote Vag 2016!

Posted by: holygoat at June 02, 2015 03:22 PM (t3wLW)

6 It sounds like her fundraising listening tour is doing as well as her latest book-signing tour. Could it be that she's passé to the usual celebrity-worshipping vapid Leftist crowd?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 03:23 PM (hLRSq)

7 Gosh, that's not sexist at all, is it? *eyeroll*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 03:24 PM (0HooB)

8 in fairness....they were girlie men

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 02, 2015 03:24 PM (0O7c5)

9 Boy, I'll bet once they opened it up to swinging dicks the place was packed!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 02, 2015 03:24 PM (QYexF)

10 Clinton Global Initiative: Money for Snatches.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 02, 2015 03:24 PM (ecDRv)

11 Typical. Women don't need men, just their money.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 03:24 PM (g1DWB)

12 And Gloria Steinem wept.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2015 03:24 PM (h4vJk)

13 Silda Spitzer--Eliot Spitzer's wife.

Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 03:25 PM (RJMhd)

14 Oh, and the hostess is another political wife of a philandering husband. There was so much irony in that one room there was no room for the guests.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 03:25 PM (hLRSq)

15 What bint wants to spend $2,700 per plate?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 02, 2015 03:25 PM (vKVgp)

16 Silda Wall Spitzer = Elliot Spitzer's (ex) wife.

Didn't do too badly in the divorce.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 02, 2015 03:25 PM (J0IP0)

17 She's twice the man I am!

Posted by: gays love snake handling at June 02, 2015 03:25 PM (Spluw)

18 I might pay $2700 to throw rocks at her.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 02, 2015 03:25 PM (QM5S2)

19 No qualifications
No achievements
No personalty
No ankles
No Honesty
No computer skills
No parenting skills
Big Ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2015 03:26 PM (/tNwW)

20 this is obviously because sexist men won't let their wives attend.
I wonder who they invited who turned them down.

Posted by: mallfly at June 02, 2015 03:26 PM (qSIlh)

21 Was Caitlyn invited?

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at June 02, 2015 03:26 PM (rRBI0)

22

Fiorina needs another act of rebuttal.
It's fun to watch.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 02, 2015 03:26 PM (IXrOn)

23 Silda Spitzer--Eliot Spitzer's wife.

Unpossible! since she shares his last name.

No self-respecting woemyn does that these days.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 03:26 PM (0HooB)

24 There ain't nothin' worse'n showin' up late to a fish fry or a nut fry.

Posted by: Downhome Hillary Clinton at June 02, 2015 03:26 PM (UlJ3l)

25 Oh, and the hostess is another political wife of a philandering husband. There was so much irony in that one room there was no room for the guests.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

If they sat together at one table, is that an irony board?

Posted by: Moron asking the important questions at June 02, 2015 03:26 PM (Spluw)

26 I am Big! The donors got small!

Posted by: Hillary! at June 02, 2015 03:27 PM (YFFpo)

27 Oh, BURN!

Posted by: bour3 at June 02, 2015 03:27 PM (5x3+2)

28 I've never understood paying money to eat lunch with a politician. Isn't enough that they're going to rape you with taxation? Why would you pay to be near them?

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 02, 2015 03:27 PM (fMQoG)

29 Hillary couldn't sell 125 tickets to see her? Too funny.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 03:27 PM (S+el1)

30 Is it really a "conversation" when someone just drones prepared remarks at you?

Posted by: words have meanings at June 02, 2015 03:27 PM (ZtFr+)

31 "If people don't like her as a person Entity, she can always run on her key qualifications of Trustworthiness and Keeping People Alive in Benghazi."

She can also run on her qualification as a Protector of Women.

Posted by: Victims of Slick Willie at June 02, 2015 03:27 PM (1CroS)

32 If they sat together at one table, is that an irony board?
Posted by: Moron asking the important questions at June 02, 2015 03:26 PM (Spluw)

Clap Clap Clap

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2015 03:27 PM (/tNwW)

33 So much excitement for Hilla.........oh wait.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 02, 2015 03:27 PM (LA7Cm)

34 There actually exists a person named Jazz Shaw?

Male or female?

I'm guessing female, since a male would be named Jizz Shaw.

Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 03:27 PM (FGst3)

35
No qualifications

No achievements

No personalty

No ankles

No Honesty

No computer skills

No parenting skills

Big Ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2015 03:26 PM (/tNwW)
But the majority of women and all of the FSA, LIV will vote for her

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at June 02, 2015 03:28 PM (R8hU8)

36 BACK OF THE LINE!!!!

Posted by: Friend of the Working Class Hillary at June 02, 2015 03:28 PM (oVJmc)

37 No self-respecting woemyn does that these days.

They do it after the divorce. Part of the divorce settlement was:

"Up to $100,000 per year to donate to the charity of her choice."

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 02, 2015 03:28 PM (J0IP0)

38 She should start running a twofer at these events.

Ticket price $2700

Ticket price including her book that nobody has read $1500

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 03:28 PM (g1DWB)

39 Isn't enough that they're going to rape you with taxation? Why would you pay to be near them?

So they won't rape you with taxation? That seems to be the way it works.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 02, 2015 03:29 PM (J0IP0)

40 Why would you pay to be near them?>>>

So there is no written proof for the quid pro quo.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 02, 2015 03:29 PM (wrS2o)

41 Perhaps women who could afford the entry price are tired of being demeaned -- tired of being told they need Daddy Government to take care of them and pay all their bills.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at June 02, 2015 03:29 PM (d2g9U)

42 A free weekend on Pedo Island?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 02, 2015 03:29 PM (vKVgp)

43 Irony board.

Le Fin.

Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 03:29 PM (RJMhd)

44 But the majority of women and all of the FSA, LIV will vote for her

In many ways, this is the story of TFG.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 03:29 PM (0HooB)

45
hostesses? isn't that sexist or a tasty baked treat company?

Posted by: flawless male logic at June 02, 2015 03:29 PM (lKyWE)

46 Hillary Clinton showed up at 1pm for the noon event.


The illegals illegally took up all the handicapped spaces.

Posted by: Walking is good for you. at June 02, 2015 03:29 PM (IXrOn)

47 If Hillary Clinton were a spice, she would be flour.

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 03:30 PM (XX9+E)

48 Honestly don't get why one would attend her fundraiser when it's doubtful she would say anything new.

For that matter, aren't progressive tired of being Obama's piggy bank? He's been non-stop fundraising for 7+ years.

Posted by: Michael Jackson at June 02, 2015 03:30 PM (umo6N)

49 No one wants to watch Granny gum her tapioca.

Posted by: Friend of the Working Class Hillary at June 02, 2015 03:30 PM (oVJmc)

50 Did she charge the men more?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 03:30 PM (0HooB)

51 Mrs. Clinton when will you fight back against the falsehoods and innuendos of the Right Wing Hate Machine?

Posted by: Real Everyday American at June 02, 2015 03:30 PM (YFFpo)

52 @ 25 lol! Nice.

Posted by: fly gal at June 02, 2015 03:30 PM (8TdcF)

53 Bitter Wives Club.

Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 03:30 PM (RJMhd)

54 If women made as much as men, they could've afforded to come.

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at June 02, 2015 03:30 PM (rRBI0)

55 Did Yoko show up?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 02, 2015 03:31 PM (h+75F)

56 No men because. . .EQUALITY!

Seriously, if this "she woman man haters" schtick is all she's got, Hilary is going to get trounced even more than I think is likely.

Posted by: looking closely at June 02, 2015 03:31 PM (ji45d)

57 If women made as much as men, they could've afforded to come.

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at June 02, 2015 03:30 PM (rRBI0)


With women, I always do...

Posted by: Hillary! at June 02, 2015 03:31 PM (7YlUk)

58 For that matter, aren't progressive tired of being Obama's piggy bank? He's been non-stop fundraising for 7+ years.

Obama gets L.A. the Clintons get NYC

Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 03:31 PM (S+el1)

59 Steel Magnolias--now with nutcrackers!

Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 03:31 PM (RJMhd)

60
Here's my illusory "Conversation with Hillary Clinton" --

How does it feel to be the enabler and chief apologist for a serial sexual predator? Aren't you, in fact, THE Five-Star General in the War on Women?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 02, 2015 03:32 PM (95CzI)

61 Hillary Clinton showed up at 1pm for the noon event.
>>>

Scooby van is still on Iowa time.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 02, 2015 03:32 PM (wrS2o)

62 So much for the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pantsuit.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 02, 2015 03:32 PM (oVJmc)

63 Just now on Jay Mohr's show:

[David Caruso/Horation Caine voice]

Well Jay, it looks like Sepp Blatter . . . relieved himself.

Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 03:32 PM (FGst3)

64 Held at Akin Gump. It's just heartwarming seeing how Hillary is working for the little people.

Posted by: joncelli at June 02, 2015 03:32 PM (RD7QR)

65 Funny, but doesn't matter unless the press/popular media actually covers this and giggles. Jon Stewart could do 5 minutes of a raised eyebrow and staring at the camera on this. Its worth a few minutes in a monologue by Jimmy Kimmel. Could get a mention in a sitcom.

Won't.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 03:32 PM (39g3+)

66 I'm beginning to think the Clintons rather like money and aren't very poor.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 02, 2015 03:32 PM (1CroS)

67

She showed up an hour late hoping the empty seat optics would get better...

nope

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 02, 2015 03:33 PM (IXrOn)

68 Looks like Hillary doesn't have a binder full of women.

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 03:33 PM (XX9+E)

69 Held at Akin Gump. It's just heartwarming seeing how Hillary is working for the little people.

Even more heartwarming to know that Forrest and his kid are doing well these days.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 03:33 PM (0HooB)

70 Go to the back of the line. No, you have to go to the back of the line.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (8ZskC)

71 A free weekend on Pedo Island?

Link?

Posted by: Harry Reid at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (7/oiP)

72 she's Malory Archer, without the charm and warmth,

Posted by: admiral marcus at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (0u/CC)

73
Oooooh! A Spitzer AND a Clinton!

How much of the

sexual perversion /
inappropriate relations with minors /
rapey-rape

space are they covering here?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (95CzI)

74 So does this mean there'll be strippers?

Posted by: tu3031 at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (YFFpo)

75 Why didn't they hold it at hill's house in Chappaqua? i mean I might have paid $2,700 to take a hug crap and back up toilet there.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (/tNwW)

76 Very beatable except for the Stupid Party factor

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (RWGcK)

77 So she'll just ask the men in attendance to don (well, purchase first) one of her hot pink pantsuit-n-pearls T's.

"Women's only" event requirement now met

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (umo6N)

78 Sorry, but $2,700 won't get a seat for you AND your mattress.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (8ZskC)

79 Hilary Clinton Finds Few Takers for $2,700-Per-Seat "Just For Women" Fundraiser

I wonder what percentage were media.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (IXrOn)

80 #63
I wish TFG was as honorable as Blatter, but that is a bar too high

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at June 02, 2015 03:35 PM (R8hU8)

81 She couldn't even attract 51 women, much less her husband.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2015 03:35 PM (wAQA5)

82 Jesus Christ, I wouldn't pay $2700 to see a politician I liked, never mind Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Captain Dogcock at June 02, 2015 03:36 PM (2aB+q)

83 Since the original 50 female ticket-buyers only bought tickets because the meeting with Hillary was going to be a "Safe Space" for women only, with a big "NO BOYZ ALLOWD" sign on the door, they'll probably all ask for a refund once it was announced that the event is now for penis-owners as well.

By extending the deadline, they'll probably end up with FEWER paying attendees.

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 03:36 PM (jBuUi)

84 she's Malory Archer, without the charm and warmth,
Posted by: admiral marcus

Malory actually accomplished something during her animated life

Posted by: Moron asking the important questions at June 02, 2015 03:36 PM (Spluw)

85 The Clinton Fund: Money, for Clintons.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 03:36 PM (evdj2)

86 The talk is $2,700 but there's an additional fee for scissoring.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at June 02, 2015 03:36 PM (8ZskC)

87 The men's tickets only cost $2200.

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 03:36 PM (XX9+E)

88 I was late because I was dodging sniper fire in Bosnia.

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at June 02, 2015 03:36 PM (HstNY)

89 Well, hell, there were only 50 young female associates at Akin Gump, so they had to open it up to all the young male associates as well.

Posted by: spd rdr at June 02, 2015 03:36 PM (+fXXA)

90 A free weekend on Pedo Island?

Link?
Posted by: Harry Reid at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (7/oiP)


Link?

Posted by: Slick Willy with Dementia (convenient timing) at June 02, 2015 03:36 PM (IXrOn)

91 Did the men have to get at the back of the line?

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2015 03:36 PM (wAQA5)

92 Yes, I accept checks.

Jews to the back of the line.

Posted by: Hitlery Clinton at June 02, 2015 03:37 PM (6dA7Q)

93 It was easy to film though, we just showed only the part of the small group that showed up and a shot of Hillary over them. Worked with Obama's rallies in 2012 all the time.

Posted by: Legacy Media at June 02, 2015 03:37 PM (39g3+)

94 75
Why didn't they hold it at hill's house in Chappaqua? i mean I might
have paid $2,700 to take a hug crap and back up toilet there.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (/tNwW)

For $2,700 you get your choice of an upper decker or a blumpkin.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 02, 2015 03:37 PM (ecDRv)

95 Why didn't they hold it at hill's house in Chappaqua? i mean I might have paid $2,700 to take a hug crap and back up toilet there.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (/tNwW)


I believe you just answered your own question.

Posted by: mugiwara at June 02, 2015 03:37 PM (hvlr3)

96 Why didn't they hold it at hill's house in Chappaqua? i mean I might have paid $2,700 to take a hug crap and back up toilet there.


Nah. Too much pre-planning.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 02, 2015 03:38 PM (8ZskC)

97 82 Jesus Christ, I wouldn't pay $2700 to see a politician I liked, never mind Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Captain Dogcock


This is a bargain, considering that The Monster (my in-home personal term for Obama) routinely charges $32,000 per person at fundraisers to "meet" him (i.e. allowed to stand in the same room as him for 15 minutes).

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 03:38 PM (jBuUi)

98 Did the men have to get at the back of the line?

Check your privilege. Mine says head of the line in the fine lawyer print.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 03:38 PM (evdj2)

99 By that article in the link, it doesn't even appear that a meal was included in that $2,700. FFS.

Posted by: fly gal at June 02, 2015 03:38 PM (8TdcF)

100 You're thinking about this wrong.

Hillary's fans beat down the door, and she was forced by demand to open the event to LGBTQ and men, all of whom wanted to show their devotion to the cause.

The room was so crowded, and security lines so long, that the President-In-Waiting was forced to delay her arrival.

That's the real story.

Posted by: Mook, the Feninist Campaign Manager at June 02, 2015 03:38 PM (DkJ4E)

101 Why didn't they hold it at hill's house in Chappaqua? i mean I might have paid $2,700 to take a hug crap and back up toilet there.

Who needs a toilet?

Posted by: Your Friends at the EPA at June 02, 2015 03:38 PM (8ZskC)

102 Heh, does Silda Spitzer have a twin sister named Dilda?

What's with these lefties' names? When will B'Urntoastio Stevens weigh in?

Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 03:38 PM (FGst3)

103 84 she's Malory Archer, without the charm and warmth, Posted by: admiral marcus
Malory actually accomplished something during her animated life
Johnny Bench called...

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at June 02, 2015 03:38 PM (rRBI0)

104
What difference, at this point, does it make?1/1/!!?1!?1!?!?1/?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 02, 2015 03:38 PM (HSmrB)

105 Yet Hillary is still clobbering every Republican except Rubio or Paul. All the heroes of the socons like Walkkker, Sanatorium, Rafael, Bobby the dot head and Smuckabee as getting their asses kicked by Hillary.

You are a delusional bunch.

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:39 PM (tMAwP)

106 Clinton was assigning gender roles to humans?

what about trans women?
trans men?

wth, it's like they aren't Really srs about equality for all, but their particular groupies of the moment.

for cash.
&what about the children!

Posted by: willow at June 02, 2015 03:39 PM (nqBYe)

107 >>Why didn't they hold it at hill's house in Chappaqua?

Let's see...a bunch of women in her home with *Bill*. Yeah, thinks she does everything she can to keep women out of there.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2015 03:39 PM (umo6N)

108 Spitzer--the poor man's Bill. I'm pretty sure the wives swapped dirty dog stories, you could probably write a porno if you were taking notes.

Bill and Elliot Do New York.

Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 03:39 PM (RJMhd)

109 Can you bring alcohol? I sure wouldn't go without it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 02, 2015 03:39 PM (8ZskC)

110
By that article in the link, it doesn't even appear that a meal was included in that $2,700. FFS.>>>

We Deliver

Posted by: Jimmy Johns at June 02, 2015 03:39 PM (wrS2o)

111 Must not have had an open bar.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2015 03:39 PM (wAQA5)

112 I wouldn't back up Hillary's toilet because it will just be some poor schmuck janitor who works for them who will have to unplug it. I'm picturing the Duke Brothers' black manservant from Trading Places.

Posted by: Captain Dogcock at June 02, 2015 03:39 PM (2aB+q)

113 Do they accept EBT?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 02, 2015 03:39 PM (vKVgp)

114 I'd pay $2700 to be able to mansplain to Hillary. But, like Obama, I'd use someone else's money, not my own.

Posted by: Roy at June 02, 2015 03:40 PM (VndSC)

115 Hillary has trouble raising 250K in Manhattan?

I know a woman who could raise that much in an afternoon in Des Moines. Trouble is, she embarrasses Ace.

Posted by: jwest at June 02, 2015 03:40 PM (9ZZd+)

116 105 Yet Hillary is still clobbering every Republican except Rubio or Paul. All the heroes of the socons like Walkkker, Sanatorium, Rafael, Bobby the dot head and Smuckabee as getting their asses kicked by Hillary.

You are a delusional bunch.
Posted by: Gays kick ass!


Sadly, I can no longer tell the difference between sarcasm and sincere trolling.

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 03:40 PM (jBuUi)

117 Heh, does Silda Spitzer have a twin sister named Dilda?

Ineda Spitzer, sister in law

Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 03:40 PM (S+el1)

118 Hillary got 2016 on lock. No amount of posts grasping on straws will alter reality.

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:40 PM (tMAwP)

119 Where did they get the $2700 figure? Why an odd amount ?

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 03:40 PM (XX9+E)

120 And now a "Conversation with Pa Bear of the Hillbilly Bears."

Bears only. $3,000.

OK, maybe badgers, too, but they have to pay full price.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 02, 2015 03:40 PM (659DL)

121
I mean I might have paid $2,700 to take a hug crap and back up toilet there.

No, no, no!

Leave an upper decker -- the gift that keeps on giving -- after having spent the previous day gorging oneself on Taco Bell's "food" so that you are able to leave your special gifts in multiple commodes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 02, 2015 03:41 PM (95CzI)

122 For $3K you get a Hillary! lap dance in the Champagne Room.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 03:41 PM (evdj2)

123 Quick, round up the transgenders and get them in here!!!!!!

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 03:41 PM (VcOqI)

124 My unfavorables are at a 20 year high! Yay campaign!

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at June 02, 2015 03:41 PM (HstNY)

125 106 Clinton was assigning gender roles to humans?

what about trans women?
trans men?
---------------------

In Hillary's case, it would be trans-fat.

Posted by: Roy at June 02, 2015 03:41 PM (VndSC)

126 You're welcome.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 03:41 PM (evdj2)

127 Bobby the dot head
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:39 PM (tMAwP)

hey heckletor, being a little bigoted today, again?

Posted by: willow at June 02, 2015 03:41 PM (nqBYe)

128 Sadly, I can no longer tell the difference between sarcasm and sincere trolling.

Nobody can any more. We've passed the event horizon for satire, its just not even possible any longer.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 03:41 PM (39g3+)

129 I'd like Hillary(!) more if "Go to the back of the line!" had been her response about illegal immigration....

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 02, 2015 03:41 PM (VAsIq)

130 wth, it's like they aren't Really srs about equality for all, but their particular groupies of the moment.



for cash.

what about the children!

Posted by: willow at June 02, 2015 03:39 PM (nqBYe)

This!

Posted by: Gays ____ Ass! at June 02, 2015 03:41 PM (ecDRv)

131 Was Anthony Wiener available?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 03:41 PM (VcOqI)

132 I'm so happy that people died in benghazi. I'm thrilled at what happened to Amb Stevens. If ya gotta go, that's the way to go!

And my mother figure Hillarity made it possible.

Posted by: gays love snake handling at June 02, 2015 03:41 PM (Spluw)

133 @116
I am dead serious, look at the polls. Hillary is beating every RepubliKKKlan.

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:42 PM (tMAwP)

134 Be sure to get there early to get a seat by the pole.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 02, 2015 03:42 PM (8ZskC)

135
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:40 PM (tMAwP)


Don't you mean "lick ass"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 02, 2015 03:42 PM (95CzI)

136 119 Where did they get the $2700 figure? Why an odd amount ?
Posted by: Cruzinator


I think it's got something to do with the legal maximum allowed by various campaign finance laws of something. Probably.

Either that or the total derives from focus groups saying what the most they would pay to squeeze out Hillary's Depends.

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 03:42 PM (jBuUi)

137 Hey, you! Yeah, the furry one! Back of the line, dipshit.

Posted by: hilllary at June 02, 2015 03:42 PM (kivUY)

138 I wonder what would happen if a Republican threw a "men only" event?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 03:42 PM (VcOqI)

139 @127
You all use bigoted terms as well. Deal with it.

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:43 PM (tMAwP)

140 remember when Hector was almost a conservative? except for that Progressive voting habit.
well except He didn't want to actually hang out with conservatives because embarrassing to his 'real' conservatism as hell, but still can't stay away.

fickle as hell.

Posted by: willow at June 02, 2015 03:43 PM (nqBYe)

141 117
Heh, does Silda Spitzer have a twin sister named Dilda?



Ineda Spitzer, sister in law

Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 03:40 PM (S+el1)

The Swallawa sisters are hotter.

Posted by: Gays ____ Ass! at June 02, 2015 03:43 PM (ecDRv)

142 I have to note that the quality of Average Joe's trolling has been on the skids since the 2010 crushing of the red rat bastards. It's like his heart isn't into it anymore. Or he's subcontracted it out to low-bid Mexican trolls without workman's comp.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 03:44 PM (evdj2)

143 C'mere Hector, I've got a pole for you and I'll even tip you a quarter as well.

Posted by: Glory Hole Customer at June 02, 2015 03:44 PM (HstNY)

144 What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and four legs and two tennis balls at dusk?

Posted by: The Sphinx at June 02, 2015 03:44 PM (8ZskC)

145 Sadly, I can no longer tell the difference between sarcasm and sincere trolling.
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 03:40 PM (jBuUi)

--Poe's Law.

I think it originally applied to Christian fundamentalists, but leftardism is easily a corollary.

Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 03:44 PM (FGst3)

146 heKtor,

i dunno man you seem to really fit in with bigots i guess.

deal with it.

Posted by: willow at June 02, 2015 03:44 PM (nqBYe)

147 Spitzer swallows.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 02, 2015 03:44 PM (vKVgp)

148 Ever notice how I love to pretend the KKK isn't by, of and for the dems? I love lying about that. Almost as much as I loved watching Amb Stevens die.

Posted by: gays love snake handling at June 02, 2015 03:44 PM (Spluw)

149 133 @116
I am dead serious, look at the polls. Hillary is beating every RepubliKKKlan.
Posted by: Gays kick ass!


Ah, you mean her unified Democratic voters total is beating the 16-way split between a stageful of RepubliKKKlan candidates? My God, this is significant!

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 03:44 PM (jBuUi)

150 133
@116

I am dead serious, look at the polls. Hillary is beating every RepubliKKKlan.


Wow, if the election were tomorrow I guess that would actually mean something.
But it's not so it doesn't.

Posted by: Captain Dogcock at June 02, 2015 03:44 PM (2aB+q)

151 But when it comes down to it she's better than any R

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 02, 2015 03:44 PM (fWAjv)

152 remember when Hector was almost a conservative?

SuperPapist was my favorite character. Funny even than The Serbian.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 03:45 PM (evdj2)

153 119 Where did they get the $2700 figure? Why an odd amount?
Posted by: Cruzinator
------------------------

It was supposed to be $3500. They just used the "women's pay is always 78% of men's" factor to get to the $2700 price.

Posted by: Roy at June 02, 2015 03:45 PM (VndSC)

154 It will be fun to watch the lamentations of this place when Hillary romps to a win in November of 2016. I enjoyed seeing you all weep in 2012 when Obama kicked your asses.

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:45 PM (tMAwP)

155
This is a bargain, considering that The Monster (my in-home personal term for Obama) routinely charges $32,000 per person at fundraisers to "meet" him (i.e. allowed to stand in the same room as him for 15 minutes).
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 03:38 PM (jBuUi)
...........................................
Does that price include your own flyswatter?

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2015 03:45 PM (wAQA5)

156
WHO BITCH THIS IS?????????

Posted by: Must be said every hillary thread at June 02, 2015 03:45 PM (ODxAs)

157 @11 JackStraw


"Typical. Women don't need men, just their money."

And their ability to fix things. And lift heavy objects. And fight wars. And create gadgets that make women's life easier. But money. Oh that sweet, sweet money.

Surfs, aka men, make more money than women, because they have too. They go to jail if they don't pay that alimony and child support.

Posted by: Member of the Chattering Class at June 02, 2015 03:45 PM (6dA7Q)

158 I can snark, you see

Posted by: Billie Jean King at June 02, 2015 03:45 PM (D0Tns)

159 you know what i hate?

bigots and LIARS.
especially Lying liars that lie about their Non bigotry.

Posted by: willow at June 02, 2015 03:45 PM (nqBYe)

160 Still, she's got the 47% LIV/FSFTG vote locked up, just like every Democrat, so... (sigh)...

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 02, 2015 03:45 PM (O7MnT)

161 Oooooh! A Spitzer AND a Clinton!

That's interesting, because the other Clinton required required his girlfriend to be a spitzer.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 02, 2015 03:45 PM (J0IP0)

162 Oooooh! A Spitzer AND a Clinton!

That's interesting, because the other Clinton required required his girlfriend to be a spitzer.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 02, 2015 03:45 PM (J0IP0)

163 Where did they get the $2700 figure? Why an odd amount ?

That's all the cash that will fit into the bags under Hillz' eyes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 02, 2015 03:46 PM (8ZskC)

164 I'm soooo much better than you. So I'll be a bigot and pretend that you do it.....because I'm better than you. That's whay I'm supposedly copying you.

my heads hurts as much as my ass now.

Posted by: gays love snake handling at June 02, 2015 03:46 PM (Spluw)

165
She's a Bad Whamma-Jamma from Northern Alabama who ain't in no ways tarred!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 02, 2015 03:46 PM (95CzI)

166 CON-servatives for Hillary!

Posted by: willow at June 02, 2015 03:46 PM (nqBYe)

167 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 02, 2015 03:44 PM (fWAj

You centipeding with Hector?

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 03:46 PM (XX9+E)

168 " For $3K you get a Hillary! lap dance in the Champagne Room"


Ick!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 02, 2015 03:46 PM (LA7Cm)

169 "Difficile est saturam non scribere"

--Juvenal


Some things never change.

Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 03:46 PM (FGst3)

170 Maybe Hillary! needs sponsors?


"Ready for Hillary!" But first a word from our sponsor, Massengil.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 03:47 PM (hLRSq)

171 Hillary! is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

Posted by: Gays kiss ass! at June 02, 2015 03:47 PM (1CroS)

172 Spitzer?

So, she doesn't swallow?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 02, 2015 03:47 PM (RFeQD)

173 I think that hillarity will romp; with a walker.

That image makes me ill.

Posted by: gays love snake handling at June 02, 2015 03:47 PM (Spluw)

174 143 C'mere Hector, I've got a pole for you and I'll even tip you a quarter as well.
Posted by: Glory Hole Customer at June 02, 2015 03:44 PM (HstNY)


--Jerry Jones is posting here now?

Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 03:47 PM (FGst3)

175 Maybe Hillary! needs sponsors?


depends.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 02, 2015 03:47 PM (8ZskC)

176 11 JackStraw


"Typical. Women don't need men, just their money."
--- c'mon i also take credit cards.

Posted by: willow at June 02, 2015 03:48 PM (nqBYe)

177 Having men there was just like rape...

Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 02, 2015 03:48 PM (eOpVe)

178 the issue of the hour is getting American companies to pay more taxes, especially for my preferred social priorities.

Its only Papua New Guinea and America not currently taxing companies for my preferred spending priorities!

This is a CRISIS!!!!!! Happily Hillary and that English guy on TV John Oliver have enlisted in my war. I will win.

Posted by: Elizabeth Selbst Besessen at June 02, 2015 03:48 PM (DkJ4E)

179 >>For $3K you get a Hillary! lap dance in the Champagne Room"

But if you instead give 10K or more you don't.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2015 03:48 PM (umo6N)

180 Having men there was just like rape...

Posted by: Mr Wizard


*shrugs*

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 02, 2015 03:48 PM (VAsIq)

181 @149
Look at the general election polls, Hillary destroys every Republican except Paul or Rubio. Luckily for Hillary, the socon/tea party/kkk base will never go for a Latino Catholic nor will they support someone who is against WW3 with Russia and China.

Republican primary voters are Hillary' s best friends.

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:48 PM (tMAwP)

182 170 Maybe Hillary! needs sponsors? "Ready for Hillary!" But first a word from our sponsor, Massengil.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 03:47 PM (hLRSq)
I believe it was Huma who said Shrillery actually uses Janitor In A Drum.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at June 02, 2015 03:48 PM (BLFGI)

183 171 Hillary! is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.
Posted by: Gays kiss ass!


OK, OK. now I see that it's satire. You had me for a moment there.

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 03:49 PM (jBuUi)

184 "For $3K you get a Hillary! lap dance in the Champagne Room"

And for $6K, you won't.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 02, 2015 03:49 PM (1CroS)

185 The 2700 is the max individual contribution. I discovered this when Rubio came to town and the Dallas Republican party was charging that per ticket to attend.

I said thanks for reminding me politics isn't for us little folk. Hopefully if someone i actually am interested in seeing comes to town they will have po'folk seating.

Posted by: RagamuffinB at June 02, 2015 03:49 PM (/J2kU)

186 So Huma Abedin, Elliot Spitzer, Hillary Clinton and Anthone Weiner all walk into a bar together.

The bartender looks up and says, "So who's the client for the Dick Pic?"

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 02, 2015 03:49 PM (RFeQD)

187 HAH HAH!

Posted by: Nelson at June 02, 2015 03:49 PM (opzG9)

188
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:40 PM (tMAwP)


Don't you mean "lick ass"?
...........................................
... or "slap ass"?

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2015 03:49 PM (wAQA5)

189 Vince Foster would have attended. I'm sure.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 03:49 PM (VcOqI)

190 think Hillary will select a chick as a VP choice?

Two vajayjay's on the ballot and all?


anyone?

Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 02, 2015 03:49 PM (D0Tns)

191 you guys are the KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.


here's my proof:

Posted by: gays love snake handling at June 02, 2015 03:50 PM (Spluw)

192 Hillary!

She hasn't killed most of the people who worked for her!

Posted by: Marmo at June 02, 2015 03:50 PM (QW+AD)

193 @160
You are the only rational one here. At least you admit Hillary has 2016 on lock.

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:50 PM (tMAwP)

194 Check out the look on Hill's face in this picture.

https://pbs.tw___.com/media/ CGdsySoUQAA8XrU.jpg:large

The last time she had that look was when the Womyn's Softball game got rained out and Elena Kagan's t-shirt got soaked.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 02, 2015 03:50 PM (O7MnT)

195 You didn't mention that her speech, which I'm sure was sooper-engaging was only 30 minutes long.

Maybe she is just as lazy as Obama. (Is that sexist?)

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 02, 2015 03:50 PM (shFKH)

196 Drew M is a coward who would not dare tell a Latino who is legal the crap he spews online. As the Chinese say revenge is a dish served cold. I am going to enjoy the meltdown here in November 2016 when Hillary wins.

Posted by: ODB at February 26, 2015 10:21 AM (9VGVJ)


Boring trolls is boring.

*points at scoreboard* 43-1 since 2008.

The trend is not your friend, Joe.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 03:51 PM (evdj2)

197 Bill has women's-only events for nothing. Sometimes whether they like it or not.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 02, 2015 03:51 PM (oVJmc)

198 Hillary hates kids too. See the WZ sock link.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 02, 2015 03:51 PM (kivUY)

199 Hillary can't reach 50% in a push poll against GOP candidates that a vast majority of voters haven't even heard of. She will have to pay off Leawatha under the table to keep her out of the race. She couldn't win in 2008, and 8 years older does not mean 8 years better. She won't win.

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at June 02, 2015 03:51 PM (rRBI0)

200 Were any of the women carrying Mattresses?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 03:51 PM (VcOqI)

201 Hillary outta hire the gay Amtrak engineer to run her campaign. If anybody knows anything about train wrecks, it's him.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 02, 2015 03:51 PM (xQX/f)

202 >>> I wonder what would happen if a Republican threw a "men only" event?

Republicans do that all the time

/s

Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 03:51 PM (3ZtZW)

203 >>At least you admit Hillary has 2016 on lock.

I admit that America in 2012 proved to me it is a stupid country that does not deserve to survive.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 02, 2015 03:51 PM (O7MnT)

204 WZ:

Gohmert to BLM: Keep Up The Arrogance - We'll Cut Your Budget



SWOON!!!!!

Posted by: Citizen X at June 02, 2015 03:52 PM (7ObY1)

205 2016 with be the deathnell of social conservatism.

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:52 PM (tMAwP)

206 think Hillary will select a chick as a VP choice?

Two vajayjay's on the ballot and all?


anyone?

Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 02, 2015 03:49 PM (D0Tns)


I don't think so, she doesn't seem like the type who would want to get upstaged by her running mate. She needs to find her own Biden.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 03:52 PM (hLRSq)

207 The 2700 is the max individual contribution.

I don't understand why they are even bothering to pretend to obey the law. Who'd stop them if they didn't?

Besides she's already raised hundreds of millions by "speaking tours" and the foundation without bothering with campaign finance rules.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 03:52 PM (39g3+)

208 I believe it was Huma who said Shrillery actually uses Janitor In A Drum.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel

She has "Jews" in a drum....fify

Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 02, 2015 03:53 PM (eOpVe)

209 A communist, a murderer, and a carpet-muncher walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey guys, Hillary's here!"

Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 03:53 PM (FGst3)

210 2016 with be the deathnell of social conservatism.

*snort*

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 03:53 PM (evdj2)

211 The 2700 is the max individual contribution.


She's not declared yet.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 02, 2015 03:54 PM (oVJmc)

212 #209 And a goddamned liar.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 03:54 PM (VcOqI)

213 I don't think so, she doesn't seem like the type who would want to get upstaged by her running mate. She needs to find her own Biden.

I agree, she'll pick someone tepid and meaningless, some bland gray schmuck nobody cares about. Reid, maybe. A nobody, but someone that would make assassins think twice.

People tend to think of the VP slot as being a short run to the presidency but in history its rarely actually worked.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 03:54 PM (39g3+)

214 Having men there was just like rape...

Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 02, 2015 03:48 PM


Well....it is Rapey Tuesday.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2015 03:54 PM (h4vJk)

215 @199

Yeah like a those polls showing Obama beating Romney were lies. I will never forget the lies this place told people. They told you ignore the polls and they are wrong. Ho can you trust a website that lied to you?

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:54 PM (tMAwP)

216 think Hillary will select a chick as a VP choice?

Caitlyn the transformer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 02, 2015 03:54 PM (W5DcG)

217 Just like Sodom and Gomorrah?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 02, 2015 03:54 PM (vKVgp)

218 I don't understand why they are even bothering to pretend to obey the law. Who'd stop them if they didn't?

If they show that the law has no teeth this far out from the election, her eventual opponent has an opportunity to take advantage of it as well.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 02, 2015 03:54 PM (J0IP0)

219

too many seats taken up by... mattresses

Posted by: Sealy should have been the sponsor at June 02, 2015 03:55 PM (IXrOn)

220 She has "Jews" in a drum....fify

And a Sybian when she can't find a can opener.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 03:55 PM (S+el1)

221
You didn't mention that her speech, which I'm sure was sooper-engaging was only 30 minutes long.

Maybe she is just as lazy as Obama. (Is that sexist?)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick)
.............................................
Either that or she forgot to wear her Depends.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2015 03:55 PM (wAQA5)

222 She's not declared yet.



Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 02, 2015 03:54 PM (oVJmc)


Wait - wasn't that what she was doing at the abandoned insane asylum yesterday?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 03:55 PM (hLRSq)

223 Benghazi was the deathknell of four human beings. I've never been happier in my life.

Posted by: gays love snake handling at June 02, 2015 03:55 PM (Spluw)

224 She needs to find her own Biden.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 03:52 PM


Coach! Put me in!

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at June 02, 2015 03:55 PM (h4vJk)

225 She should have hired some gay cake bakers.

Posted by: Killerdog at June 02, 2015 03:55 PM (aKMN2)

226 her eventual opponent has an opportunity to take advantage of it as well.

Well there's the flaw in your analysis: the law has no teeth... for a Democrat.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 03:55 PM (39g3+)

227 Now Hector tries to go psychological.

We lulz at Hector.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 02, 2015 03:55 PM (oVJmc)

228 I want Hillary to run. She would be the easiest Dem to defeat. She is crooked, has zero personality, is scandal ridden and has no accomplishments .

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 03:56 PM (XX9+E)

229 2016 with be the deathnell of social conservatism.

Nuh uh.

Posted by: The Gods of the Copybook Headings at June 02, 2015 03:56 PM (zoehZ)

230 I'd trust her; if I needed someone to destroy my records.

Posted by: duke at June 02, 2015 03:56 PM (ChY2Q)

231 Movie Review: San Andreas
Great, fun, fast-paced summer popcorn flick as in the first Indiana Jones, Poseidon Adventure. Cheesy as Independence Day and just as enjoyable. Tough young chick, nice young man, asshole new guy who hits on estranged wifey (who sees the light in the end) and ,.....of course...The Rock. Loved it. Need anti-gloom? Go See. (Earthquake(s) for the Oscar)

Posted by: Gouveneur Morris at June 02, 2015 03:56 PM (02oLK)

232 >>2016 with be the deathnell of social conservatism.

No.

As a political force, social conservatism is already gone; the GOP abandoned social conservatism in 2008. Social conservatives have no party.

But as a culture, social conservatism will always survive. Social liberalism is unsustainable. It encourages lifestyles that are fatal to both individuals and society as a whole.

After the Burning Times, who is going to survive to rebuild? It won't be the hipsters and trannies.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 02, 2015 03:56 PM (O7MnT)

233 You didn't mention that her speech, which I'm sure was sooper-engaging was only 30 minutes long.

Three Chippendales dancers in full uniform in the front row by the cameras fainted in full glee at her genius.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 03:56 PM (39g3+)

234
Wait - wasn't that what she was doing at the abandoned insane asylum yesterday?


Did she? I thought Jenner was the tranny in the news yesterday.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 02, 2015 03:56 PM (oVJmc)

235 $2,700 each? That's going to be an expensive quilt.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 02, 2015 03:57 PM (+jijM)

236 Wow,
ok, who is the female equivalent of Joe Biden?

the lady sen from WA State?

Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 02, 2015 03:57 PM (D0Tns)

237 I saw Deathnell open for Plum Nelly in '72 on the Deceptive Lines tour.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 03:57 PM (evdj2)

238 She would be the easiest Dem to defeat. She is crooked, has zero personality, is scandal ridden and has no accomplishments .

Yeah, Elizabeth Warren is essentially the same person without the baggage, and not as old. She'd be much tougher.

Not that it matters, the Dem wins anyway.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 03:57 PM (39g3+)

239 @210

You are down to 31% of the population. One more defeat and the GOP will throw you under the bus.

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:57 PM (tMAwP)

240 She is crooked, has zero personality, is scandal ridden and has no accomplishments .

And that's her good points.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 03:57 PM (S+el1)

241 Couldn't scankles just do her 1-900 line?

BEEP! Time is up! Press 1 to charge $40.00 to your CC for the next 45 seconds of my brilliant Thoughts!

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 02, 2015 03:57 PM (U7H1n)

242
A communist, a murderer, and a carpet-muncher walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey guys, Hillary's here!"
............................
And Bernie says: "Yes, and she's going to buy Huma and I a drink!"

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2015 03:57 PM (wAQA5)

243 >>Wait - wasn't that what she was doing at the abandoned insane asylum yesterday?

No, she was announcing that she was going to announce. Again.

To build excitement don't you know.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 03:57 PM (g1DWB)

244 ICYMI, they're about to vote on the USA Freedom Act -- the compromise measure co-sponsored by Sens. Lee and Leahy.

http://www.republican.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/floor-updates

Posted by: Y-not with beautiful green eyes at June 02, 2015 03:57 PM (RWGcK)

245 With be, or not with be
That is the colander

Posted by: Shakespeare by Hector at June 02, 2015 03:57 PM (ZtFr+)

246 I see the dumbass is here.

Joy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 02, 2015 03:58 PM (659DL)

247 Go to the end of the line.
Gawd what a commercial begging to happen! Better than Willie Horton.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2015 03:58 PM (Z9g7j)

248 Pussy Riot is slated to headline the event.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 02, 2015 03:58 PM (vKVgp)

249 Hector, you are not supposed to eat the suppositories they give you for your mental health.

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 02, 2015 03:59 PM (k8xvx)

250 @232
Your Mad Max fantasies will not happen. As for the GOP abandoning social conservatism, why does every Republican running for President support rape?

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:00 PM (tMAwP)

251 >>Pussy Riot is slated to headline the event.

Pretty sure those gals are FEMEN, so oddly, that would make sense (even though you're just kidding).

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2015 04:00 PM (umo6N)

252 >>Pussy Riot is slated to headline the event.

I saw Pussy Riot when they opened for... oh, wait that's an actual thing.

Never mind.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 02, 2015 04:00 PM (O7MnT)

253 >>At least you admit Hillary has 2016 on lock.

I don't think she's a lock, although not because of anything the GOP is doing [because they're not doing anything]. Mostly its her own Party that doesn't want her, and admittedly, its been brutal what they're putting her through.

As far as 2016 goes, I've been saying the GOP has lost it's national plank and I do not expect to see a GOP President again in my lifetime. Its not at all because the Dems are better in any way, but because someone has to win. It'll take a little time for the base to shift towards a new Party or coalition and when they do I think the Dems are toast.

I'm fine with being wrong on whatever particulars.

Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 04:00 PM (3ZtZW)

254 @ 236 the lady sen from WA State?

Sen. Patty Murray. I loathe that creature.

Posted by: fly gal at June 02, 2015 04:00 PM (8TdcF)

255
So the Boston isis was waving his knife at police then they shot him.

Indiana Jones lives.

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2015 04:00 PM (R2HzX)

256 the lady sen from WA State?



Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 02, 2015 03:57 PM (D0Tns)

Nailed it. Patty Murray. Useless as tits on a boar.

Posted by: Gays ____ Ass! at June 02, 2015 04:00 PM (ecDRv)

257 "She is crooked, has zero personality, is scandal ridden and has no accomplishments."



That's a description of your typical Democrat.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 04:00 PM (hLRSq)

258 Chicks for free?

Posted by: DaveA at June 02, 2015 04:00 PM (DL2i+)

259 Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:00 PM (tMAwP)

Why does every democrat running support murder?

Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 04:00 PM (S+el1)

260 And a safe seat.

Posted by: Gays ____ Ass! at June 02, 2015 04:01 PM (ecDRv)

261 138 I wonder what would happen if a Republican threw a "men only" event


Forget it
GOPe = no men

Posted by: Bystanders at June 02, 2015 04:01 PM (w/exv)

262 I love hillarity. She attacked a 13 year old rape victim and supported Bubba for decades.

What she let happen to Amb Stevens is proof that I love rape.

Posted by: gays love snake handling at June 02, 2015 04:01 PM (Spluw)

263 I AM YOUR MOTHER!

Posted by: Darth Nell at June 02, 2015 04:01 PM (FGst3)

264 The Dems only have the office of President gained through fraud and an assist from the MSM. The GOP holds the majority of Governorships, State Houses , Congress and the Senate. Gays Eat Asses

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 04:01 PM (XX9+E)

265 Gawd what a commercial begging to happen! Better than Willie Horton.

Yeah the GOP keeps getting these glorious ad opportunities given to them on a batting tee and they just walk away. Its happened over and over again since about 2004.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:01 PM (39g3+)

266 This will end well:

http://touch.latimes.com/#section/-1/article/p2p-83684924/

State Senate OKs health coverage for many immigrants here illegally

If you live in California illegally --> Now you get health care for free.

If you live in California legally --> Now you not only have to pay for your own healthcare, but all the illegals' healthcare too.

Californomics!

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 04:01 PM (jBuUi)

267 Socons support rapists very ng custodial rights to the kids they forced on women. Socons are evil humans in the same vein as ISIS.

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:01 PM (tMAwP)

268 ok, who is the female equivalent of Joe Biden?


Sheila Jackson Lee ?
Cynthia McKinney ?

Posted by: McCool at June 02, 2015 04:02 PM (TQxRy)

269 She's striking a blow against the patriarchy, just like me!

Posted by: Belle Knox at June 02, 2015 04:02 PM (HstNY)

270 VP

You'll wish for Sheila Jackson Lee, you'll get--

Angela Davis.

Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 04:02 PM (RJMhd)

271 Yum! This suppository salad is delicious!

Posted by: gays handle tea drinking snakes riding asses at June 02, 2015 04:02 PM (k8xvx)

272 You won't keep us gays down any more, socons! The future is fabulous!

Posted by: Gays Kick Ass! at June 02, 2015 04:02 PM (oVJmc)

273 I'm too lazy to look it up, bust isn't Hillary! older than John McCain was in 2008 when he was supposedly to old to elect as President.

Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 04:02 PM (FGst3)

274 >>Why does every democrat running support murder?

And *not* support religious freedom and freedom of speech?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2015 04:02 PM (umo6N)

275 Hillary facilitated the rape and murder of Ambassador Stevens. Not sure about the order of those two.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 02, 2015 04:03 PM (vKVgp)

276 Hillarity supports rapists and abandoned Amb Stevens. I love her.

Posted by: gays love snake handling at June 02, 2015 04:03 PM (Spluw)

277 I'm wondering, is it possible that people are less willing to pay to see Hillary because they are losing confidence in her becoming president, hence no point in trying to buy influence?

Posted by: mallfly at June 02, 2015 04:03 PM (qSIlh)

278 @264
Democrats are a playoff team, the GOP is a regular season team. Dems are the ones hoisting trophies, while Republicans settle for consolation prizes.

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:03 PM (tMAwP)

279 What ever happened to the fun trolls?

this new crop sure are loathsome

and Cloggenstein does not count, since that is a community sock

Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 02, 2015 04:03 PM (D0Tns)

280 Why does every democrat running support murder?

Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 04:00 PM (S+el1)

And rape.

Posted by: Gays ____ Ass! at June 02, 2015 04:03 PM (ecDRv)

281 Zombie, I think its time for you to re-enact Escape from California. Be Snake Pliskin...

Flee, oh the humanity! Flee before the pod people of the hive-mind find you.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 02, 2015 04:04 PM (00MXy)

282 >>> As a political force, social conservatism is already gone; the GOP abandoned social conservatism in 2008. Social conservatives have no party.

Why Blue Staters, who cannot affect the outcome of a General election, need to abandon the GOP in the General. In toto, at least for the Presidency. Make it loud and clear, stop pussyfooting around.

Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 04:04 PM (3ZtZW)

283 Elections are for closers!

Posted by: Gays Kick Ass! at June 02, 2015 04:04 PM (oVJmc)

284 Yes, it's the republicans that support rape. Quite right.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 02, 2015 04:04 PM (HstNY)

285 @275
Socons have pushed legislation supporting the rights of rapists to see the product of their rapes. Socons are OK with women being raped.

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:04 PM (tMAwP)

286 Become an illegal immigrant. Learn Spanish get a tan and stop bathing and obeying the law.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 02, 2015 04:04 PM (vKVgp)

287 why does every Republican running for President support rape?

You got us, man.

Game over.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 02, 2015 04:04 PM (659DL)

288 >>Sheila Jackson Lee ?

YES
That would be an awesome ticket!!
(And they both went to Yale!!)

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2015 04:05 PM (umo6N)

289 Babs Boxer has cleared her calendar.

Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 04:05 PM (RJMhd)

290 Yes, it's the republicans that support rape. Quite right.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders

Word.

P.S. The snakehandling guy creeps ME out.

Posted by: Filthy Bob Filner at June 02, 2015 04:05 PM (Spluw)

291 >>If you live in California legally --> Now you not only have to pay for your own healthcare, but all the illegals' healthcare too.

But it's okay, though, because free sh-t from the Government is why Democrats win. Yay team!

And Government can keep spending more and more forever and ever, because gay marriage is cool.

Posted by: gays love ass at June 02, 2015 04:05 PM (O7MnT)

292 $2,700 buys a lot of shoes. Just saying.

Posted by: Fritz at June 02, 2015 04:05 PM (UzPAd)

293
Rape is bad guys. M'kay?

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2015 04:05 PM (R2HzX)

294 and Cloggenstein does not count, since that is a community sock

Eeewwww... do you know where that sock has been?

Siriusly, turn on the SEP field. And remember where you left your towel.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 02, 2015 04:05 PM (00MXy)

295 so they asked Billy C boxers or breifs?

Who will be so bold for Hillary, Depends or JC Penni maxi-briefs?

Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 02, 2015 04:06 PM (D0Tns)

296 Abort Illegals!

Posted by: Gays Kick Ass! at June 02, 2015 04:06 PM (oVJmc)

297 266 Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 04:01 PM (jBuUi)

We as a nation already get a lot of medical tourism. This won't help a bit.

Posted by: Free the nipples San Diego State University at June 02, 2015 04:06 PM (wkuqO)

298 Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 04:05 PM (RJMhd)

I hear San Fran Nan is available

Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 04:06 PM (S+el1)

299 Hill and Bill are OK with women being raped. This is why i love them so much.

Posted by: gays handle snakes at June 02, 2015 04:06 PM (Spluw)

300 Bill Clinton supports rape. Well he supports not being charged with rape.

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 04:06 PM (XX9+E)

301 President Algore lost in overtime in the playoffs.

Just because Affirmative Action Jackson snuck in with the help of the msm and the perpetual victim choir don't think that translates into a permanent electoral advantage. Most Americans are tired after 6+ year of constant lies and failure.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 04:07 PM (g1DWB)

302 Sheila Jackson Lee ?
Cynthia McKinney ?


Yeah either of those would work. Colorful but idiotic freaks nobody would want in office, and someone you can control and keep out of the public when you need it.

isn't Hillary! older than John McCain was in 2008 when he was supposedly to old to elect as President.

Too old, too white, and too rich are not going to be terms anyone uses this election on the left. They will be totally left out of the conversation.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:07 PM (39g3+)

303
Abort Illegals!

Hey...that's good. I'm all for it.

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2015 04:07 PM (R2HzX)

304 Whatever happened to the Bimbo Eruptions?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 02, 2015 04:07 PM (vKVgp)

305 @253
I agree with you. After another defeat in 2016, Republicans will ditch social conservatism and white resentment band actually adapt to the current electorate. That new GOP will kick the Democrats ass.

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:07 PM (tMAwP)

306
@272
You reallyaren't typing enough words to meet your quotas from Soros and Hillary! Here, let me help you. What follows is equal to anything you've written in terms of depth,wisdom,meaning, or rational commentary.

Ready?
Really ready? Prepare to be amazed!

Here you go, Hector.
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Peuhvwpiutghw458ty40gvb? Vbewriugb8eqt93hgfirefbkjfdvb!
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ngw'ohvnSHJSHFLKJFZ:LKHP. (Y{piuhgwoeuho45t0987sdfg?!
KJVOHGFDKJNSA:OIUFPODIHFD??!!!111!!!

No need to thank me.

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 02, 2015 04:07 PM (k8xvx)

307 >>Who will be so bold for Hillary, Depends or JC Penni maxi-briefs?

Sadly, she already attempted to recreate the magic by having a plant at a 2008 Townhall ask her "Diamonds or pearls?"
Puke!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2015 04:07 PM (umo6N)

308 The only known rapist to have occupied the Oval Office is Bill Clinton -- supported by his wife, Hillary, who devised the "sluts and nuts" strategy to discredit all the woman her husband had raped.

Hillary!!!!!!

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 04:07 PM (jBuUi)

309 To be serious she needs Florida so she could go with Sen. Nelson--the liberal astronaut.

Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 04:07 PM (RJMhd)

310 Like Huma once told me during one of our one-on-one conversations, "Democrats need men like fish need water"........Of course, I may have misunderstood, as she was breathing heavy, and all. *Cackle, Cackle in Southern Accent*

Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at June 02, 2015 04:08 PM (sCHw2)

311 16 Silda Wall Spitzer = Elliot Spitzer's (ex) wife.

Didn't do too badly in the divorce.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 02, 2015 03:25 PM (J0IP0)



Um wasn't she the one that had the money?

Posted by: Buzzion at June 02, 2015 04:08 PM (z/Ubi)

312
If you live in California illegally --> Now you get health care for free.

If you live in California legally --> Now you not only have to pay for your own healthcare, but all the illegals' healthcare too.

Californomics!
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 04:01 PM (jBuUi)
......................................
Forget the Central Valley. Might as well start the high speed rail construction in Tijuana.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2015 04:08 PM (wAQA5)

313 I saw Bimbo Eruptions open for Asia at the Boston Garden in '83.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 02, 2015 04:08 PM (659DL)

314 $2,700? Could buy two pairs of these boots and still have money left over for a Kigurumi mask, suit, the PVC cat-suit, gloves, corset, and other items.

http://www.shoebuy.com/pleaser-day-night-fascinate-3010/488021/1031335

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 02, 2015 04:08 PM (00MXy)

315 Wait, hector is @305. The other was socking him (?). My apologies, but the point as against Hector remains the same.

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 02, 2015 04:09 PM (k8xvx)

316 You've got to admire the balls on Hillary.

Here's a woman who should be facing a dozen indictments, but she's the frontrunner for president of the U.S.

There is a lesson in there for our side about not giving up and standing by your candidate.

This is why Bobby Jindal is dead to me. The cocksucker can't say two fucking words without badmouthing some republican. Choke on shit, Bobby.

As we move forward in the process, those who haven't figured out the press and democrats are the enemy will suffer the same fate.

Posted by: jwest at June 02, 2015 04:09 PM (9ZZd+)

317 So she announced that she was going to announce? She wasted a perfect opportunity! She had the site of an abandoned asylum with who knows how many trapped souls of the criminally insane dead all around her and she did not use it!

"I am announcing my campaign as your Dire Woeful Tyrantess! *wails of the insane damned*
You shall give me obeisance or by Moloch I will torment your souls like these you see writhing in agony about me! *more wails of the insane damned*
Now grovel you wretches!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 04:09 PM (hLRSq)

318 An America built from the people who force their way in illegally will be greater than ever! Your nation of laws is finished, h8rs!

Posted by: Gays Kick Ass! at June 02, 2015 04:09 PM (oVJmc)

319 white resentment = dot head.

Posted by: gays handle snakes at June 02, 2015 04:10 PM (Spluw)

320 You should always believe a woman when she claims to have been raped. Unless you're a 13 year old girl being attacked by Hillary Clinton or accusing a Democrat president.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:10 PM (39g3+)

321 @301
Democrats have won the popular vote 5 out of the last 6 elections. They start with 240 + electoral votes. Until Republicans stop with the socon and race crap, they will not win.

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:10 PM (tMAwP)

322
I saw Bimbo Eruptions open for Asia at the Boston Garden in '83.

Hmmmm.......sounds like a big build-up to a huge disappointment.

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2015 04:10 PM (R2HzX)

323 Sidebar: Apparently the war on cops in NY is over if they have time to arrest guys for letting the twins droop.

Posted by: DaveA at June 02, 2015 04:10 PM (DL2i+)

324 Women don't make as much as men, hence less women can afford it.

You are such H8ey H8ers you can't see the #WarOnWomen battle in front of you...

Hey wait, why isn't Hillary letting the ladies come in for free?

Posted by: Evi. L. Bloggerlady at June 02, 2015 04:10 PM (4kTo2)

325 Scientific study indicates why liberals pay the Clinton's in the first place:

http://tinyurl.com/nrrlawz

Unlike climate science, this is real science with real, unaltered data.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 02, 2015 04:10 PM (BZAd3)

326 The reason smart people support abortion is that it's the no-muss-no-fuss way to exterminate black people and immigrants through "passive genocide," as explained by my personal progressive hero Margaret Sanger.

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:10 PM (jBuUi)

327 Someone call the police, we might have Mila Kunis' stalker. The one that escaped from the mental hospital.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 02, 2015 04:10 PM (00MXy)

328 LMAO at 4 A.M. somewhere in rural PA a drunk 19 year-old set up a fake DUI checkpoint with flares and pretended to be a cop.

Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 04:10 PM (FGst3)

329 Sheila Jackson Lee ?
Cynthia McKinney ?



Eleanor Norton Holmes "For God's sake, don't let her near any buttons!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 04:11 PM (hLRSq)

330 @312
This anti Latino mindset is another reason you will losenin 2016..

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:12 PM (tMAwP)

331 race crap = dot head

Somehow, EVERYONE else is a hater.because.

Posted by: gays handle snakes at June 02, 2015 04:12 PM (Spluw)

332 >>The reason smart people support abortion is that it's the
no-muss-no-fuss way to exterminate black people and immigrants through
"passive genocide," as explained by my personal progressive hero
Margaret Sanger.


Um, is someone socking Hector's sock or has Hector finally, totally lost it?
Because I don't even know what to make of the above.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2015 04:12 PM (umo6N)

333 @272

"The future is fabulous!"

Until the AIDS funding runs out.

Posted by: Member of the Chattering Class at June 02, 2015 04:12 PM (6dA7Q)

334 Democrats are a playoff team, the GOP is a regular season team. Dems are the ones hoisting trophies, while Republicans settle for consolation prizes.

43-1

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:12 PM (evdj2)

335 >>> I agree with you. After another defeat in 2016, Republicans will ditch social conservatism and white resentment band actually adapt to the current electorate. That new GOP will kick the Democrats ass.

Not what I said. The socons and other cons will at last shake them off. I'll predict the fiscons stay put until the bitter end.

Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (3ZtZW)

336 @326
Socons support minority abortions.

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (tMAwP)

337 >>This anti Latino mindset is another reason you will losenin 2016.

The only two Latinos running for president happen to be Republicans, retard.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (g1DWB)

338 these troll-y things have to be on someone's payroll.

but then stuff like this
>>Your nation of laws is finished, h8rs!

>>as explained by my personal progressive hero Margaret Sanger.

make me wonder if this is a sock

Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (D0Tns)

339 If you don't want to turn America into a corruptocracy like Mexico, you're a racist socon nativist xenophobe!

Posted by: Gays Kick Ass! at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (oVJmc)

340 Californomics!

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 04:01 PM


It will "end well" if your wish is to see that G*d-forsaken state shrivel up into a ball and roll off into the ocean. Otherwise, it'll take the full force of Choom Boy's "redistribution of wealth" to save the state.

I am so glad I no longer live there. I made it through the regime of Anthony "we clean your toilets" Villaraigosa and his band of illegal-alien city employees in L.A., made it through Moonbeam's original terms...hell, I even survived teh Governator.

This is too much. Give it back to Mexico and let them deal with it. They've already got tens of millions of their citizens there.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (P8YHq)

341 anti Latino mindset = dot head

You people need to learn that my set of rules is written by my crayons

Posted by: gays handle snakes at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (Spluw)

342 A woman needs a man like a fish needs... alimony.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (39g3+)

343 $2,700 buys a lot of shoes. Just saying.
Posted by: Fritz at June 02, 2015 04:05 PM (UzPAd)

Hmmm, get lectured to by a hag, who has not mastered the art of shampoo, who is wearing a baggy smelly pantsuit made from puce naugahyde or buy myself that darling little Chanel envelope purse or the new Loubintins I have been eyeing. What to do, what to do? Shoes it is.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (kXoT0)

344 I especially admire Hillary because she's the perfect embodiment of the hypocrisy at the root of "limousine liberalism." The way she can change her regional accent at every event takes amazing skill.

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (jBuUi)

345 wrg500

San Fran Nan

***

oh #%^ I just threw up a little.

Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 04:14 PM (RJMhd)

346
The only two Latinos running for president happen to be Republicans, retard.


Those aren't REAL Latinos! They're here legally!

Posted by: Gays Kick Ass! at June 02, 2015 04:14 PM (oVJmc)

347 If people want to sit down and you are unnecessarily hogging space, yeah you shd be arrested.

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at June 02, 2015 04:14 PM (iQIUe)

348 @335
Once the socons are gone and the GOP is focused strictly focused on fiscal issues, many Moderates will flock to the party. This GOP will destroy the Democrats.

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:14 PM (tMAwP)

349 San Fran Nan is an import from Baltimore.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 02, 2015 04:14 PM (00MXy)

350 I love St kermit Gosnell. and somehow, Margaret Sanger is a socon. Because.

Posted by: gays handle snakes at June 02, 2015 04:14 PM (Spluw)

351 >>A woman needs a man like a fish needs...


Said the woman who eventually did get married and settle down.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2015 04:15 PM (umo6N)

352 Gays kick ass with their penises.

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2015 04:15 PM (R2HzX)

353 The Republican Party is dead to me. I really don't care about 2016.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 02, 2015 04:15 PM (O7MnT)

354 It's bad form to spoof a troll by using the troll's actual name, character for character.

Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 04:15 PM (FGst3)

355 Soon.

Posted by: Deathnell at June 02, 2015 04:15 PM (evdj2)

356 @337
Neither of whom have a shot at the GOP nod.

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:16 PM (tMAwP)

357 $2,700 will buy a lot of cat food.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 02, 2015 04:16 PM (vKVgp)

358 I don't want my HRC

Now look at that ho-ho that's the way you do it
You money launder, you HRC
That ain't working that's the way you do it
Money for nothing and your checks for free.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 04:16 PM (9HoBs)

359 Hey, can anyone remind me when thirty minutes have passed? I need to take my AIDS medicine, thanks to multiple extended "workout session" with my personal Mike Tyson in Baltimore.......

Posted by: Gays lick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:16 PM (sCHw2)

360 It's bad form to spoof a troll by using the troll's actual name, character for character.

Does Joe count as a "regular"? I thought that only applied to regulars.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:16 PM (evdj2)

361 I think the supporters are just holding back their support until the campaign officially kicks off - again - in two weeks. And then they'll hold off until the third official kickoff. You've got to pace yourself in politics.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 02, 2015 04:16 PM (nFdGS)

362 And in other news, tonight's Mega Millions jackpot is worth $157 million cash.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 02, 2015 04:16 PM (00MXy)

363 make me wonder if this is a sock


Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (D0Tns)


Just check the hash at the end. The real "troll" is (tMAwP).

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 04:17 PM (hLRSq)

364 @346
85% of Latinos are hre legally, yet socons attack them constantly.

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:17 PM (tMAwP)

365 The Republican Party is dead to me. I really don't care about 2016.

I take a different perspective. The GOP is dead to me, but 2016 is like watching Custer arrange his uniform as the Indians closed in. Doesn't matter, dude. Its over.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:17 PM (39g3+)

366 cough

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 02, 2015 04:17 PM (iQIUe)

367 >>Your nation of laws is finished, h8rs!



>>as explained by my personal progressive hero Margaret Sanger.



make me wonder if this is a sock



Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (D0Tns)

Two different posters. First is troll, probably paid, judging from the contrary to reality statements. Second is socking the troll.

Posted by: Gays ____ Ass! at June 02, 2015 04:17 PM (ecDRv)

368 "$2,700 buys a lot of shoes."

Depends.

If left unattended, my wife will find where $2700 buys a shoe.

Posted by: jwest at June 02, 2015 04:17 PM (9ZZd+)

369 the Stupid party is focused on neither social OR fiscal issues. In my fevered mind, this will magically change.

Posted by: gays handle snakes at June 02, 2015 04:17 PM (Spluw)

370 Nope that rule only applies to non-trolls.

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2015 04:17 PM (R2HzX)

371 >>Neither of whom have a shot at the GOP nod.

I thought you said you were all about polls, retard? Read them again.

And Jeb is married to a Latina. One here legally. Not quite the same as Hillary's Latina maid now is it?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 04:17 PM (g1DWB)

372 From a purely electoral success standpoint, the Republicans should not change a thing, judging by the results.

43-1

Sux to be us.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:17 PM (evdj2)

373 362 I already have the winning ticket. Save your money.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 02, 2015 04:17 PM (vKVgp)

374 Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:17 PM (tMAwP)

That's not typically what they do to ass. Just FYI.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 02, 2015 04:18 PM (2Ojst)

375 Socons support minority abortions.
Posted by: Gays kick ass!


Wait, I thought socons were evil for being anti-abortion absolutists? Now you're arguing that socons are actually pro-abortion.

Ah, but consistency is for losers.

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 04:18 PM (jBuUi)

376 Silda's rich. Why doesnt she buy up all the seats?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 02, 2015 04:18 PM (iQIUe)

377 If you're going to sock the troll do more than just capitalizing the nic. You are causing people to unnecessarily respond.

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 04:18 PM (XX9+E)

378 @339
Your hyperbole shows your racism.

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:18 PM (tMAwP)

379
I am really disappointed that Hector didn't take my advice to improve his trolling. ah well.
I suggest you start trolling in binary, Hector.

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 02, 2015 04:18 PM (k8xvx)

380 5000000000% of dot heads are here, and I have documentation for this in my diaper.

Posted by: gays handle snakes at June 02, 2015 04:18 PM (Spluw)

381 50 women x $2,700 = $135,000

Hillary charges $500,000 to appear at an event. So they had to let men in because otherwise Hillary's campaign would've been in the hole to Hillary for a cool $365,000.

Incidentally, how pissed would you be if you paid $2,700 to attend a "women's only" event and you showed up to find a sausage fest? Could you sue them for false advertising?

Posted by: WJ at June 02, 2015 04:18 PM (/m6Ty)

382 Let's go FAJITA!

Let's go FAJITA!

Posted by: Cankles! at June 02, 2015 04:19 PM (FGst3)

383 That's raciss!

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:19 PM (R2HzX)

384 San Fran Nan is an import from Baltimore.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 02, 2015 04:14 PM (00MXy)


Even better.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 04:19 PM (S+el1)

385 Sheesh, you can't tell the trolls apart without a program today.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 04:19 PM (0HooB)

386 85% of Latinos are hre legally, yet socons attack them constantly.

...

Carry the one...

Nope. On either clause.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 02, 2015 04:19 PM (659DL)

387 Um wasn't she the one that had the money?

Apparently, being a politician in New York is like having your own mint. Google "Silda Spitzer amazing divorce" for a rundown of the settlement.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 02, 2015 04:19 PM (J0IP0)

388 That is the epitome of hyperbole!

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:20 PM (R2HzX)

389 Sheesh, you can't tell the trolls apart without a program today.



All trolls are Average Joe.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:20 PM (evdj2)

390 I'm waiting for Hillary's totally authentic hispanic accent. She'll roll her r's and everything

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:20 PM (39g3+)

391 I had fun riling up you 31%s.

Take care LOSERS!

Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:20 PM (tMAwP)

392 >>Silda Spitzer

Sounds like Yiddish for "Drooling Hag".

Posted by: Aviator at June 02, 2015 04:20 PM (sQzB6)

393 I had fun riling up you 31%s.


43-1

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:20 PM (evdj2)

394 Cripes I forget about San Fran Nan's Baltimore connections.

Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 04:20 PM (RJMhd)

395 How many sitzpinklers could Silda Spitzer spit if Silda Spitzer could spit sitzpinklers?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 02, 2015 04:20 PM (NeFrd)

396 Guys, we have a foolproof plan for victory in 2016.

1. Abandon fiscal and social conservatives.
2. ???
3. Victory

Posted by: The GOP at June 02, 2015 04:20 PM (O7MnT)

397 My day pass expired!

Posted by: gays handle snakes at June 02, 2015 04:21 PM (Spluw)

398 I've got to go pick up my supermodel girlfriend from the groomers!

Posted by: Gays Kiss Ass! at June 02, 2015 04:21 PM (HstNY)

399 OMFG!

If had the money. Buy 100 of the tickets. Get a camera crew from an Alphabet to follow. And start handing out those tickets at homeless shelters while telling the reporter, "these are the people Hillary! needs to have in the audience so she can connect."

Then watch the fireworks with a pallet of popcorn and a barrel of soda.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 02, 2015 04:21 PM (00MXy)

400 I don't even know what that is supposed to mean.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 02, 2015 04:21 PM (NeFrd)

401 And yet, no riling.

Pretty easy to drive hector away with a few well placed facts.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 04:21 PM (g1DWB)

402 Shoes it is.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (kXoT0)

I think I would buy a new guitar.

Plus some shoes.

Posted by: Lea at June 02, 2015 04:21 PM (lIU4e)

403 354 It's bad form to spoof a troll by using the troll's actual name, character for character.
Posted by: logprof


These "trolls" are actually a team of people tag-teamng on a thread, paid a salary by Media Matters, posing as a single troll.

Undermining them in every way imaginable is required, not "bad form."

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 04:21 PM (jBuUi)

404 So, what you're saying is the clam bake didn't sell out?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 02, 2015 04:21 PM (ucDmr)

405 Mexican =/= Race

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 02, 2015 04:22 PM (oVJmc)

406 Wait, I thought socons were evil for being anti-abortion absolutists? Now you're arguing that socons are actually pro-abortion.

Ah, but consistency is for losers.

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 04:18 PM (jBuUi)

--It's like when pro-lifers get told, "Hitler was against abortion!" Uh, he was against abortion for the "right" people . . . pro-abortion for Jews, the mentally ill, Gypsies, et al.

Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 04:22 PM (FGst3)

407 I for one am happy that we were all able to bring a spot of sunshine into the life of a hideously disfigured socially repellant insane shut-in. Such acts of charity build up treasure in heaven.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 04:22 PM (hLRSq)

408 Joe contains multitudes.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:22 PM (evdj2)

409 "Apparently, being a politician in New York is like having your own mint."

Eliot Spitzer's father is a real estate billionaire. Who seems to have envisioned his son succeeding in politics in a Kennedyesque way.

Said son read a few pages too far through the Kennedy playbook.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 02, 2015 04:22 PM (noWW6)

410 so hillary was 60 minutes late to a 30 minute speach.


That must be some sort of record

Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 02, 2015 04:22 PM (D0Tns)

411 376
Silda's rich. Why doesnt she buy up all the seats?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 02, 2015 04:18 PM (iQIUe)

'Cause Rosie got them first.

Posted by: Gays ____ Ass! at June 02, 2015 04:22 PM (ecDRv)

412 Hillary's buttboy, Mayor DeCommio, is confronteing an exploding violent crime wave in NYC since he changed policing rules. Particularly bad are violent sexual assault rates. Drudge has a link up to the Post about it well worth visiting.

It is worth noting (and ironic) that the Sex Assault Crime Wave article (for me anyway) had three ads with Giselle topless and selling Howard Weitzman shoes.

Posted by: MTF at June 02, 2015 04:22 PM (DkJ4E)

413 If had the money. Buy 100 of the tickets. Get a camera crew from an Alphabet to follow. And start handing out those tickets at homeless shelters while telling the reporter, "these are the people Hillary! needs to have in the audience so she can connect."


I'd almost pay to see that.

HoboCon.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 04:22 PM (0HooB)

414 These "trolls" are actually a team of people tag-teamng on a thread, paid a salary by Media Matters, posing as a single troll.


Soros is not getting his money's worth.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:22 PM (evdj2)

415 Excuse me, former Nazi collaborator and convicted felon George Soros is not getting his money's worth.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:23 PM (evdj2)

416 Does Joe count as a "regular"?

Three nights a week volunteering at the truck stop is pretty regular cock-sucking by choice.

Posted by: DaveA at June 02, 2015 04:24 PM (DL2i+)

417 Giselle topless and selling Howard Weitzman shoes.
========================

Sorry- Stuart Weitzman. I was distracted and didn't really notice his name.

Posted by: MTF at June 02, 2015 04:24 PM (DkJ4E)

418 Nan Fran's dad was a mayor of Baltimore.

Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 04:24 PM (RJMhd)

419 San Fran Nan was quite the looker before the Talkies

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 02, 2015 04:24 PM (fLKzW)

420 415: Poor George, I hope his hairless cat piisses in his ear. Prick.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 02, 2015 04:24 PM (ucDmr)

421 Giselle topless

But underinflated.


THANK YOU!!!

I'll be here all week. Please remember to tip the crack addicts and fish abusers on the ONT.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 02, 2015 04:24 PM (659DL)

422 I think Carly Fiorina should buy a tickets for herself and a camera crew.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at June 02, 2015 04:25 PM (kXoT0)

423 390
I'm waiting for Hillary's totally authentic hispanic accent. She'll roll her r's and everything


She'll be doing Al Pacino in Scarface: "Choo people need to see me as da bad guy!"

Posted by: Captain Dogcock at June 02, 2015 04:25 PM (2aB+q)

424 >>so hillary was 60 minutes late to a 30 minute speach.





That must be some sort of record
------------

Hillary is a piker compared to me.

Posted by: Barry Obama at June 02, 2015 04:25 PM (sQzB6)

425 "These "trolls" are actually a team of people tag-teamng on a thread, paid a salary by Media Matters, posing as a single troll."



Now, if I were an unscrupulous Ewok I would hire a troll to appear on the threads just to stir clicks, up the counts, and show that to the advertisers. But we have an Ewok with scruples.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 04:25 PM (hLRSq)

426 I might be overthinking things, but it strikes me that this could be a manifestation of the Bradley Effect. Women know they're supposed to support her, but most of them probably can't stand her, so they don't buy tickets, all while continuing to parrot their adulation.

Posted by: pep at June 02, 2015 04:26 PM (LAe3v)

427 Yeah Pelosi wasn't bad looking back under gaslight. Hillary wasn't bad looking as a kid either. Chelsea lost those sweepstakes.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:26 PM (39g3+)

428 Hillary should hold a press conference and Obama the media. "Bill will be taking questions, I have to go."

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:26 PM (evdj2)

429 Has anyone checked to see if Bruce had a wangectomy? I think its all speculation. Since this
Jenner Kartrashian crowd doesnt know the meaning of privacy, I wd expect them to be providing photos of his va jay jay.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 02, 2015 04:26 PM (iQIUe)

430 But we have an Ewok with scruples.

No, it's some sort of skin condition.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 02, 2015 04:26 PM (659DL)

431 Does the 4:30 one still come around?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 02, 2015 04:26 PM (vKVgp)

432 I have an idea for The Beast of Benghazi...perhaps she should model for a cover similar to Bruce? In the famous blue swimsuit she danced on the beach w/ Bill. That should win some voters!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen at June 02, 2015 04:26 PM (FCPu0)

433 >>>> Mexican =/= Race

Not what they believe.

Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 04:27 PM (3ZtZW)

434 It's cute the way trolls think our obsessions mirror their obsessions.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 02, 2015 04:27 PM (O7MnT)

435 No, it's some sort of skin condition.

They make an unguent for that.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:27 PM (evdj2)

436 Giselle topless and selling Howard Weitzman shoes.

Like I said before I'd hit that so hard that who ever could pull me off would be the rightful king of England.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 04:27 PM (S+el1)

437 copying a troll's name completely with no real identifier in the name that you are mocking it runs the risk of you getting swept up in a banhammering.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 02, 2015 04:28 PM (z/Ubi)

438 I might be overthinking things, but it strikes me that this could be a manifestation of the Bradley Effect.

If that is true, if that really takes place, then 2016 is going to be a stunner along the lines of UK election this year. Only more so.

But I can't imagine that being the case. I know the 'ettes aren't like this, but a lot of women are not exactly rational when it comes to a potential woman being in office.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:28 PM (39g3+)

439 You said pull me off.

Posted by: Beavis at June 02, 2015 04:28 PM (evdj2)

440 Does the 4:30 one still come around?

I was wondering about Five O'clock Charlie yesterday. Not that I miss him, but what Ace does to his comments before he deletes them is funny.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 04:29 PM (0HooB)

441 I'm a potential woman!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 02, 2015 04:29 PM (evdj2)

442 I heard scruples hurt like the dickens.

Posted by: The dickens?!?!? at June 02, 2015 04:29 PM (R2HzX)

443 Quitting time on the East Coast.

Posted by: Grump928(c) makes up for his lack of vision with volume of fire at June 02, 2015 04:30 PM (evdj2)

444 I wd expect them to be providing photos of his va jay jay.

Full frontal before and after photo spread.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 02, 2015 04:30 PM (W5DcG)

445
"...aiming to attract 125 women."
.......................................................
Since they all probably had asses like Candy Crowley and Elena Kagan they could only have seated 62.5 of them anyway.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2015 04:30 PM (wAQA5)

446 Jenner is sad. Just an old coot who went round the bend and everybody is clapping and hooting. C'mon its so obvious he's lost his shit. Got involved with the piggish Kardashians, killed a woman with his car, now this.

He's in his 60s. They could've given him a black dress, 5 cats, and told him to hang out at psychic fairs for all the difference this makes. For pity's sake....

Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 04:31 PM (3ZtZW)

447 I'd rather spend another $100K to get my Johnson and man face back.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 02, 2015 04:31 PM (HstNY)

448 But I can't imagine that being the case. I know the 'ettes aren't like
this, but a lot of women are not exactly rational when it comes to a
potential woman being in office.


The 'Ettes also frequently mention how much they dislike working for other women. Could be the same dynamic.

Posted by: pep at June 02, 2015 04:31 PM (LAe3v)

449 I had a bad case of scruples once. Then I ate some fresh vegetables and citrus fruit and it cleared up.

Or was that scurvy...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:32 PM (39g3+)

450
Carly doesn't wear pantsuits and never claimed ownership of the name Sir Edmund!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 02, 2015 04:32 PM (P330y)

451 "If people don't like her as a person Entity, she can always run on her key qualifications of Trustworthiness and Keeping People Alive in Benghazi."


Why, it's almost as if women are something more than just their vaginas.

*puzzled look*

Posted by: flounder at June 02, 2015 04:32 PM (ecDRv)

452 >>>> Quitting time on the East Coast.

Just about.

This is the time where you "look busy"

Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 04:32 PM (3ZtZW)

453 San Fran Nan and Hillary campaign motto--

Two Old Birds in Every Pot.

Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 04:32 PM (RJMhd)

454 killed a woman with his car

Yeah, I guess we're just supposed to be ignoring that now?

BTW, did you know a video exists of Bruce Jenner, in a crop top and short shorts, hanging with the village people and steve guttenberg circa 1980?

Posted by: Lea at June 02, 2015 04:33 PM (lIU4e)

455 This is the time where you "look busy"

Thank the Maker for private offices.

Posted by: C3Po at June 02, 2015 04:33 PM (evdj2)

456 Oh, speaking of Benghazi, I read in some of the released emails that ole Hilz did not even correct her ambassador "friend's" last name when forwarding and replying. He was such a good friend and all (she said). In the event Hilzabazoom is reading this: his last name is Stevens, not Smith (you see, they got their "friends" last names switched, a common error in grief emails and stuff while working on message). She denied extra security for her friend when he asked. Isn't that what we all would have done? Just go to the back of the line, y'all.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen at June 02, 2015 04:33 PM (FCPu0)

457 >>>
I'm a potential woman!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner<<<

I believe we have a new one to add to the list: The "Bruce Gender."

Posted by: Fritz at June 02, 2015 04:33 PM (UzPAd)

458 Oh no, C3PO is getting a lube job just before quitting time.

R2D2 will be warbling tonight.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 02, 2015 04:34 PM (00MXy)

459 Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 04:27 PM (S+el1)

Howard Weitzman is not that good looking.

Just saying......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2015 04:34 PM (IC9qw)

460 You know Kris Jenner is not going to take this laying down.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 02, 2015 04:34 PM (iQIUe)

461 >>Thank the Maker for private offices.

And working from home because pants.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 04:34 PM (g1DWB)

462
When Hillary eats spaghetti, the tomato sauce sticks to her mustache.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 02, 2015 04:35 PM (P330y)

463 Giselle is underinflated? Maybe that's the only way Tom can get a good enough grip to make a tight spiral.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 02, 2015 04:35 PM (NeFrd)

464 >>> BTW, did you know a video exists of Bruce Jenner, in a crop top and short shorts, hanging with the village people and steve guttenberg circa 1980?

No. So? Is that supposed to mean anything to me?

Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 04:35 PM (3ZtZW)

465 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2015 04:34 PM (IC9qw)

sure, ruin a mans fantasy

Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 04:35 PM (S+el1)

466 oil can

Posted by: The Tin Man at June 02, 2015 04:35 PM (evdj2)

467 The "Bruce Gender."


***

Ambiguous jennertalia.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 02, 2015 04:36 PM (NeFrd)

468 I've got the end-o-day sillies.

Posted by: Grump928(c) makes up for his lack of vision with volume of fire at June 02, 2015 04:36 PM (evdj2)

469 @446 Bigby's Fists of Furry

"Jenner is sad."

Thats what I think. Also when his 15 mintues are up and he fades from the headlines, you will read about him hanging himself on the back pages in a few years. Bet on it.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at June 02, 2015 04:37 PM (6dA7Q)

470 Sure the let men in, but what was their Max Bench?

Posted by: Andrew Kaczynski at June 02, 2015 04:37 PM (t3wLW)

471 Have they come up with one accomplishment of Hillary's yet? It's my most favorite question to ask a Hillary supporter .

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 04:37 PM (XX9+E)

472 I've never attacked a Latino in my life.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 02, 2015 04:38 PM (/Ho8c)

473 Full frontal before and after photo spread.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 02, 2015 04:30 PM (W5DcG)

No....please God....no.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2015 04:38 PM (IC9qw)

474 464 >>> BTW, did you know a video exists of Bruce Jenner, in a crop top and short shorts, hanging with the village people and steve guttenberg circa 1980?


It's from a movie.

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 04:39 PM (XX9+E)

475 Gisele Bundchen the boobs from brazil

http://tinyurl.com/nlya9bj

Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 04:39 PM (S+el1)

476 Every December 7th he attacks Pearl Bailey!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 02, 2015 04:39 PM (evdj2)

477 It's been rumored for years that Bruce, or Caitlyn or whatever it's name is, has been gay for years. He couldn't live with that. So he changed himself into an it so he wouldn't be so self conscious about the fact he liked the penis.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 02, 2015 04:39 PM (ucDmr)

478
Anthony, I will be home late tonight because I will be scissoring with Hillary to keep everything on the down low.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at June 02, 2015 04:39 PM (P330y)

479 CBD ... I heard he was also converting to Judaism.


Now how much do you hate him ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 02, 2015 04:39 PM (C57zR)

480
She vectored in on Bill when he was a still a green behind the ears rapist with a dream.

A dream of rape.

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2015 04:40 PM (R2HzX)

481 >>> you will read about him hanging himself on the back pages in a few years.

I'll take drug overdose for 500, Alex

Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 04:40 PM (3ZtZW)

482 Reposting Mindful Webworkers excellent photoshop (I hope he doesn't mind) on Hillary Clinton and Ambassador Stevens. Likeable?!! snort


http://bit.ly/sweet-dreams-some1

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 04:40 PM (9HoBs)

483 In fairness, the man knew how to grip a javelin, I tell you what.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:40 PM (evdj2)

484 The chromosomes don't lie ... Bruce is still a dude. A really screwed up dude, but a dude nevertheless.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 02, 2015 04:41 PM (C57zR)

485 New to thread. Hill shows up an hour late to her own fundraiser?


That's rude


Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 04:42 PM (0FSuD)

486 484: Maybe a dude, but a screwed up freak for sure. Should have put some ice on it.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 02, 2015 04:42 PM (ucDmr)

487 >>In fairness, the man knew how to grip a javelin, I tell you what.

That appears to be the root of the problem.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 04:42 PM (g1DWB)

488
Factoid: Caitlyn tried out for the Village People as a juggler, but failed the audition when he dropped his balls.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 02, 2015 04:42 PM (P330y)

489 Posted by: ScoggDog at June 02, 2015 04:41 PM (C57zR)

Yup. And in dire need of psychotherapy, not mutilating surgery and hormones

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2015 04:42 PM (IC9qw)

490 Thats what I think. Also when his 15 mintues are up and he fades from the headlines, you will read about him hanging himself on the back pages in a few years. Bet on it.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at June 02, 2015 04:37 PM (6dA7Q)

I beg to differ. He'll get the Robin Williams treatment.

Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2015 04:43 PM (48QDY)

491 In fairness, the man knew how to grip a javelin, I tell you what.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:40 PM (evdj2)



No one could grip a steel shot like he could.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 04:43 PM (hLRSq)

492 Bruce still claims to be heterosexual and whether true or not , I want that to be accepted as it provides evidence for the groups fighting against ordinances that allow transgenders to use whatever bathroom or gym showers they want.

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 04:44 PM (XX9+E)

493
I am going to post a poem below.

It is a bad poem. A terrible, terrible talentless exercise in narcissism and race-baiting and all-around awfulness.

OK, that would be bad enough -- but when you learn that this poem was written (and assigned to students to read) by a literature professor at UC Berkeley who earns ~$100,000/year, a job she got solely because she is a "poet of color," then there is really nothing left to say in life.

I pay this women's overblown salary, whether I like it or not -- and if you live in California, so do you:

---------------------------------------------



eulogy for my ass

by aya de leon


friends loved ones

we are gathered today to pay our respects

to bid farewell

to my young ass


born in less bootylicious times

she grew up perky. .precocious

always reaching for the stars


in spandex

throughout the late eighties

shaking in clubs and parties

an upstanding thong wearing

righteous ass

a hip hop ass


my ass persisted

until 2002 I gained 40 lbs

. size 19 & it’s all good

and 2005 I lost 40 lbs

. Q: look at you! have you lost weight?

. A: whatever

and it seemed

my ass

had shifted


certainly nothing

a spin class couldn’t fix

or maybe the right

pair of jeans?


tempted by

victoria’s secret

super push-up

what the fuck?

I’m a 25-year

veteran

feminist

not gonna spend no hard earned

eighty dollars on denim with

a built in girdle


still the specter of

ass-death

loomed


farewell

sweet young ass

why didn’t i tell her how much i loved her when she was here?



fuck that

how did i learn as a young woman to. .dismember. .myself?

absorb value hollered into my body on the street


we’ve got a negress here

sturdy strong

slap!

look at those firm haunches

ougtta fetch a good price gentlemen

a good price

i say

where do we start the bidding?


no longer on the auction block

not even dating on the modern meat market I’m married

yet somehow the loss of my youthful ass haunted me

a secret stash I could always fall back on

if this writing thing didn’t work out

this college professor gig fell through

i would always have my ass


but everything has its season

a time to defy gravity and a time to bow down

to its 9.8m/sec2


behind every great woman

is a hard working ass

thanklessly bringing

up the rear guard


i honor these fallen forgotten soldiers

ass not what your country can do for you


yet from this untimely death may new life begin

my grown ass a phoenix

rising from the ashes


i praise these gluteus maximi

who have propelled me

across continents and

hold me up even now

as i write this poem

the ass not half empty but half full


i like to think of my young ass

in heaven

like a guardian angel

watching over me

as i dance. .make love. .ride my bike

switching along in time

as i walk the road

of life


in god not in the bod we trust

accepting aging is a must

especially when

you’re 40+

asses to asses. .dust to dust

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 04:44 PM (jBuUi)

494
CNN reporting They Hate Her.

Literally that's their headline. heh.

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2015 04:44 PM (R2HzX)

495 Why do trannies pick such awful names?

Morgayne. Caitlynn. Raven. Do they pick them all from Marion Zimmer Bradley books?

Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 04:45 PM (3ZtZW)

496 You know ... I've had a couple angry moments where I've considered cutting off somebody else's junk ... but the thought of cutting off my own junk has never really entered my mind.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 02, 2015 04:45 PM (C57zR)

497 To be serious for a moment: Johns Hopkins Hospital pioneered sex reassignment surgery but no longer does that. They've determined that transgenderism is a mental disorder and it is biologically impossible to change your sex.


Sounds awfully triggering to me. Someone should get a state agency after them.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 04:46 PM (hLRSq)

498 Its been refreshing not to have any of our allies tell us to screw off so far this week. And the economy isn't tanking today, like it does most days.

Of course, the EPA has yet to be heard from.

Posted by: MTF at June 02, 2015 04:46 PM (DkJ4E)

499 So you know the guy who shot at Zimmerman on the freeway, his lawyer is going to try "stand your ground" as his defense. Apparently he hired the jailhouse lawyer from In Living Color.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:46 PM (39g3+)

500 still the specter of ass-death loomed

Story of my life. Thanks Hilary.

Posted by: zombie Amb Stevens at June 02, 2015 04:46 PM (Spluw)

501 Mo' Money Mo' Money Mo' Money!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:47 PM (evdj2)

502 452
>>>> Quitting time on the East Coast.



Just about.



This is the time where you "look busy"

Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 04:32 PM (3ZtZW)

This is when retirees wake up from their nap and make booze drink.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 04:47 PM (0FSuD)

503 Q: What do you call a rump wrangler in a wheelchair?


A: Roll AIDS.


Remember to tip your waitress.

Posted by: Shit that was funny in 1989 at June 02, 2015 04:47 PM (FGst3)

504 FGM: not OK.
Castration of pedophiles: not OK
Teen cutting and self-mutilation: not OK
Encouragement and celebration of the deluded to cut one's genitals off: Mandatory

It's hard to keep up.

Posted by: flounder at June 02, 2015 04:48 PM (ecDRv)

505 CNN reporting They Hate Her.

?

Hate whom?

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 02, 2015 04:48 PM (Spluw)

506 Morgayne. Caitlynn. Raven. Do they pick them all from Marion Zimmer Bradley books?
Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 04:45 PM (3ZtZW)

========

Stripper names. They all fantasize about dancing naked in front of men.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 02, 2015 04:48 PM (iQIUe)

507 Shit that was funny in 1989

I have a entire volume of Starving Ethiopian jokes.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:48 PM (evdj2)

508 I thinks it's under my Dead Baby Joke Book.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:49 PM (evdj2)

509 >>>
478

Anthony, I will be home late tonight because I will be scissoring with Hillary to keep everything on the down low.


Posted by: Huma Abedin at June 02, 2015 04:39 PM (P330y) <<<

Honey, I'm only gonna say this once.......hairless =/= no friction
Just sayin'.

Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at June 02, 2015 04:49 PM (sCHw2)

510 Most Americans are tired after 6+ year of constant lies and failure.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 04:07 PM (g1DWB)

---

They ain't no ways tahhhrd!

Posted by: Ready For Hillary! at June 02, 2015 04:49 PM (xkSSa)

511 @490 Golfman

"I beg to differ. He'll get the Robin Williams treatment."

I always liked Rob, but the media just mentioned him in passing on my side of the pond. Word was he was diagnosed with parkisons which set him over the edge, but I think he has alwas had some heavy depression most of his life. At least I thought he acted like it.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at June 02, 2015 04:49 PM (6dA7Q)

512 FTSB - Senate Passes USA Freedom Act, 67-32

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:50 PM (evdj2)

513 Will someone drive me over to the club so I can get more fcuked up?

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 04:50 PM (0FSuD)

514 The problem with Bruce Jenner is in his heart, not in his junk.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:50 PM (39g3+)

515 Know who else is conspicuously ridiculing Jennerfer today? Dennis Hastert

Posted by: Chewbama at June 02, 2015 04:50 PM (nlQae)

516 There was some hoity toity human rights lawyer in London who had a sex change and started working as a prostitute. He also was old. Ended up murdered.

http://goo.gl/3UzpyT

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 02, 2015 04:51 PM (iQIUe)

517 For just $3700, you and you date rapist can get one of our exclusive box mattresses right in the orchestra pit!

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at June 02, 2015 04:51 PM (Dwehj)

518 Jennerfer

Nice.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:51 PM (evdj2)

519 That's because she spells her name with two "L's". So people thought the event was a fraud.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2015 04:51 PM (GGCsk)

520 I think he has alwas had some heavy depression most of his life. At least I thought he acted like it.

Most comedians are that way, especially the really popular ones. Richard Jeni was hilarious, successful, and beloved but was in misery and killed himself.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:51 PM (39g3+)

521 Hillary clinton is not a likable person. She might have been at one point but continuing to live with a serial adulterer probably just increases your bitterness, anger and lack of trust in people. You can't really be likable, spontaneous and open-except with a few chosen people -who you can trust. When this is combined with a boatload of money and a sense of entitlement coming out of the wazoo it does not make for an attractive combination.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 04:52 PM (9HoBs)

522 Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 04:50 PM (0FSuD)

Nip. Golfboy is just getting out of class and in need of funds.

He is a safe driver.

Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2015 04:52 PM (48QDY)

523 So Boeing used to be great, but now they seem to be turning to Secretariat for instructions on building new planes.

https://twitter.com/GlennFarley/status/600711192634589184

Posted by: MTF at June 02, 2015 04:52 PM (DkJ4E)

524 OK Imma go now

Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 04:52 PM (3ZtZW)

525
If I were single, I would consider dating Caitlyn.

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos at June 02, 2015 04:52 PM (P330y)

526 Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at June 02, 2015 04:49 PM (6dA7Q)

Didn't know about the Parkinson's. In his state of mind that would probably do it.

Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2015 04:53 PM (48QDY)

527 Zombie- I'll see if I can come up with a similar poem, and I won't charge you a cent.

**ahem**


A feminist we shall call Judy
When young was renowned for her beauty
But having no class
Wrote an ode to her ass
Bemoaning the loss of her booty.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 02, 2015 04:53 PM (NeFrd)

528 Obama compares himself to Jews. FrontPage article link in my nik

Posted by: Baldy at June 02, 2015 04:53 PM (sEXjW)

529 The home of Congressman Elijah Cummings of Baltimore caught fire this morning. Cummings was in Washington at the time of the fire.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 04:54 PM (S+el1)

530 I would consider dating Caitlyn.

No way pal. babs jenner is totally into da wimmenz. So much so that he became one.......wait

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 02, 2015 04:54 PM (Spluw)

531 The Death of Shame has been the catalyst for so much of our troubles.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:54 PM (evdj2)

532 Yeah he said he's the closest thing America has had to a Jewish president. Lately he's been making up to Jews a lot, they must have gotten some pretty dire polling data.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:54 PM (39g3+)

533 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Choice
Clinic will be sending to of our people to attend this historic moment of passing the leadership wand from a person of color to a woman !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 02, 2015 04:54 PM (lNSdJ)

534 You centipeding with Hector?

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 03:46 PM (XX9+

No. That was supposed to end 'to the LIV' but my phone crapped out on me.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 02, 2015 04:55 PM (t1mXv)

535 It is a bad poem. A terrible, terrible talentless exercise in narcissism and race-baiting and all-around awfulness.
...
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 04:44 PM (jBuUi)

===============================

On the contrary, I found it to be haunting and subtle. A masterpiece, on a par with anything Shakespeare or Milton have done.

Posted by: Sir Mixalot at June 02, 2015 04:55 PM (xkSSa)

536 Just a friendly post-500th comment reminder that all trolls are Average Joe, who sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 04:55 PM (FGst3)

537 A feminist we shall call Judy
When young was renowned for her beauty
But having no class
Wrote an ode to her ass
Bemoaning the loss of her booty.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man


Sadly, you are male, and judging from your name likely white, otherwise your masterpiece would have just scored you a PhD, an NEA grant, and a $500,000 MacArthur Genius Award.

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 04:55 PM (jBuUi)

538 Obama compares himself to Jews.

Well, he's clean and articulate...

Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at June 02, 2015 04:55 PM (Dwehj)

539 Circumcised ?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:56 PM (evdj2)

540
Mary.....you ignorant slut!

Posted by: The Conservative Cabal at June 02, 2015 04:56 PM (P330y)

541 Circumcised ?

Wait, that's a Moslem thing too.

Never mind.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:57 PM (evdj2)

542 Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 04:44 PM (jBuUi)

I am so proud of my Alma Mater.

When I was there we had five or six Nobel laureates on campus; either teaching or doing research at LBL.

How far it has fallen...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2015 04:57 PM (KKnUN)

543 ...and he likes a good bagel every now and then. There, it's settled.

Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at June 02, 2015 04:58 PM (Dwehj)

544 Well, he's clean and articulate...
Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at June 02, 2015 04:55 PM (Dwehj)

--So we can crack Biden jokes again?

Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 04:58 PM (FGst3)

545 Can you imagine what would have happened if Mitt "Binders Full of Women" Romney had held a men only event?

Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at June 02, 2015 04:58 PM (M98k8)

546 Dare I ask in what way Obama compared himself to Jews?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 04:59 PM (9HoBs)

547
Why is Hector's IP tracing back to 55 Savushkina St, St Petersburg?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 02, 2015 04:59 PM (XJkD9)

548 Apropos of nothing, Boy928 sent me a youtube link to a deleted scene from GoT between Grand Maester Pycelle and Tywin Lannister that reveals something never hinted at in any episode.

Anyone else familiar with this?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:59 PM (evdj2)

549 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 02, 2015 04:55 PM (t1mXv)

Good deal. I figured as such. The R's are bad but not that bad.

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 04:59 PM (XX9+E)

550 Bruce Jenner wanted to abort his eldest daughter and was not present for her birth.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 02, 2015 05:00 PM (iQIUe)

551 Why is Hector's IP tracing back to 55 Savushkina St, St Petersburg?


Better Red than Dead?

Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at June 02, 2015 05:00 PM (Dwehj)

552 In 0bama's defense, he *is* kinda like a yenta Jewish mother.

Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 05:00 PM (FGst3)

553 Well, USA Freedom Act just passed the Senate.

I don't know what that means exactly, but.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 02, 2015 05:01 PM (LA7Cm)

554 @521 FenelonSpoke

"She might have been at one point.."

When? And you blame Bill? Ha ha ha

No, she was an Alinsky follower and lying conivng c*nt way before she hitched her wagon to slick Willy. Thrown off the Watergate investation for fabrications, getting a child raper off on a lighter sentence, etc...

She has known what Bill was for a very long time and you are showing sympathy for the devil by castigating Bill for that. Tisk, tisk.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at June 02, 2015 05:01 PM (6dA7Q)

555 Dare I ask in what way Obama compared himself to Jews?



Calmed the seas.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2015 05:02 PM (4BGeF)

556 Well, USA Freedom Act just passed the Senate.

I don't know what that means exactly, but.



Patriot Act Redoux.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2015 05:03 PM (4BGeF)

557 552
In 0bama's defense, he *is* kinda like a yenta Jewish mother.

Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 05:00 PM (FGst3)

If I had a zun, he'd be a fagela. Oy vey!

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 02, 2015 05:04 PM (ecDRv)

558 I found the requirement for the telecoms to "keep" the metadata instead of the NSA ridiculous and unworkable. The NSA will just continue to do the collection in secret, and then ask for a subpoena when they get something good.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 05:05 PM (evdj2)

559 Nip. Golfboy is just getting out of class and in need of funds.



He is a safe driver.

Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2015 04:52 PM (48QDY)

THIS is what I need! Does he have an Urber account?
ha ha

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 05:06 PM (0FSuD)

560 <i>Silda Spitzer. Sounds like Yiddish for "Drooling Hag".</i>

LOL - except that Silda Spitzer was born Silda Wall, and raised in North Carolina as a Southern Baptist.

Posted by: WJ at June 02, 2015 05:06 PM (/m6Ty)

561 I have Bruce Jenner fatigue.

Posted by: NCKate at June 02, 2015 05:07 PM (wvj3h)

562 493...

what passes....
none dare call bullshit or the mob will turn and rend

Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 02, 2015 05:07 PM (eOpVe)

563 Do NOT look at the pictures of Hillary! on WZ.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 02, 2015 05:07 PM (XUKZU)

564 555
Dare I ask in what way Obama compared himself to Jews?







Calmed the seas.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2015 05:02 PM (4BGeF)

Got circumcised? Who would know with that pencil dick.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 05:07 PM (0FSuD)

565 To be fair a lot of women had planned to attend but there was a conflict with a shoe sale.

Posted by: Daybrother at June 02, 2015 05:08 PM (W23Sy)

566 Dare I ask in what way Obama compared himself to Jews?

-
Brought ten plagues on the country.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 02, 2015 05:09 PM (XUKZU)

567
I must learn to never again tell fart jokes.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 02, 2015 05:09 PM (P330y)

568 Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at June 02, 2015 05:01 PM (6dA7Q

I didn't say she was honest. I said she might have been likable. Lots of dishonest people can be quite charming. Bill Clinton can be. I assume there must have ben something attractive about her personality or Bill would not have married her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 05:10 PM (9HoBs)

569 Got circumcised? Who would know with that pencil dick.


Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 05:07 PM (0FSuD)

Not even a mouthful, but he really grunts loudly.

Posted by: Reggie, the butt fucker at June 02, 2015 05:10 PM (0FSuD)

570 Something about men paying $2,700 a seat to mix with women, just sounds...., wrong. Or, at least expensive. I'm thinking some of these guys might disappointed when all they get is a lecture from a shrewish, aging, harridan.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2015 05:11 PM (F2IAQ)

571 You know ... I've had a couple angry moments where I've considered cutting off somebody else's junk ... but the thought of cutting off my own junk has never really entered my mind.Posted by: ScoggDog at June 02, 2015 04:45 PM (C57zR)..........................................Same here, brother.

Posted by: Jessie Jackson at June 02, 2015 05:11 PM (wAQA5)

572 Ha. The brother of the jihadi that was killed in Boston today by the police is claiming that he was shot in the back by police and his last words he spoke to his father with whom he was on the phone were "I can't breathe."

2, 2, 2 memes in one!

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 05:11 PM (g1DWB)

573 The home of Congressman Elijah Cummings of Baltimore caught fire this morning. Cummings was in Washington at the time of the fire.

-
And he has the affidavits to prove it.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 02, 2015 05:12 PM (XUKZU)

574 Puppet show
And Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 02, 2015 05:12 PM (jlvAz)

575 This thread is starting to smell of stale cigarettes and poetic ass. But mostly poetic ass.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2015 05:12 PM (h4vJk)

576 "Something about men paying $2,700 a seat to mix with women, just sounds...., "

Not even the real good prosty's cost that much.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 02, 2015 05:13 PM (LA7Cm)

577 So first I hear of a drunk playing cop at a fake DUI checkpoint, now I hear of a 25 year old drunk in ND convicted of a DUI for driving the Zamboni while drunk at a girl's hockey game. Can't make that shit up.

Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 05:13 PM (FGst3)

578 Yes; I blame Bill for being a serial adulterer. I don't excuse him because of whatever her flaws are but yes, I think his behavior didn't contribute to her to be ing a likable person.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 05:14 PM (9HoBs)

579 576
"Something about men paying $2,700 a seat to mix with women, just sounds...., "



Not even the real good prosty's cost that much.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 02, 2015 05:13 PM (LA7Cm)

This mislabeled the invite. The "men"? all ghey.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 05:14 PM (0FSuD)

580 Mr/Mrs/Ms Fen ...


... howdy. I think Bill and Hil were "fellow travelers" - Hil more open about it, Bill a little more covert.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 02, 2015 05:15 PM (C57zR)

581 573
The home of Congressman Elijah Cummings of Baltimore caught fire this
morning. Cummings was in Washington at the time of the fire.



There IS a God. My guess fire department just couldn't get the lines hooked up in time?

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 05:16 PM (0FSuD)

582 No need to be so formal, ScoggDog. Just call me "Fen" :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 05:17 PM (9HoBs)

583 Mr/Mrs/Ms Fen ...


... howdy. I think Bill and Hil were "fellow travelers" - Hil more open about it, Bill a little more covert.
-----------------
"...On the contrary, when conventional methods have been used, the psychopath becomes empowered, and reacts by improving their cunning, manipulative methods and their ability to conceal their true personality, even from trained eyes.

Since the psychopath has no real emotions, they develop their own personality throughout their life by mimicking those around them."

"They always maintain a belief that they can outwit those who pursue them and that they will never be caught. Once caught, they believe they will find a way back out."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2015 05:18 PM (F2IAQ)

584 I've always wondered if "Bill Clinton" was replaced with a KGB double on his trip to Russia, and Hillary has always been his controller. Maybe a patriotic "Bill Clinton" still languishes in some Russian gulag. Or at least, his bones.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 05:18 PM (evdj2)

585 493 Not bad.....needs some crunchy figs.

Posted by: B. Obama at June 02, 2015 05:18 PM (jlvAz)

586 email from the Hillary campaign that I hadn't noticed before:

Thank you for all of your support. I'm so glad to have you join this campaign.

As I travel from state to state, I am having honest conversations with people about their hopes for the future of our country. From Iowa to Nevada to New Hampshire and more, Americans want the same things: the opportunity for their families to succeed.

I'm running for president so that I can fight for those families. Because when families are strong, and when children have the opportunity to live up to their God-given potential, that's when America is strong.

Posted by: mallfly at June 02, 2015 05:18 PM (qSIlh)

587 >>>The home of Congressman Elijah Cummings of Baltimore
caught fire this morning. Cummings was in Washington at the time of the
fire.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 04:54 PM (S+el1)<<<

I hope that's not where he kept all his tax information...

Posted by: Al "Not So" Sharpton at June 02, 2015 05:18 PM (xsnUW)

588 170 Maybe Hillary! needs sponsors?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 03:47 PM (hLRSq)

Is it wrong that I heard that spoken in the voice of Sharon Stone in Casino?

Posted by: Lena Dunhams Uncircumcised Vulva at June 02, 2015 05:20 PM (mKi9t)

589 ... howdy. I think Bill and Hil were "fellow travelers" - Hil more open about it, Bill a little more covert.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 02, 2015 05:15 PM (C57zR)

--Bill, as much as I disliked him, at least was open to making deals with his political opponents. I suspect that it's because his ideology took a back seat to his craving to be liked by everyone (just one of the pathologies of many men who were raised by single mothers).

Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 05:20 PM (FGst3)

590 OK. OT. 500+ comments. I'll bring the nood.

Golfboy has been informed he is eligible for SNAP or EBT or whatever you call it. I have no idea of the amount nor do I care.

He is getting some help from us parents but is somewhat on his own including student loans.

I have a fundamental problem with the whole concept. He/We can get by without the help.

But it seems everyone else is getting free shit. Kids on Ritalin and Addoral so parents can get a check. SSDI everywhere you look. PTSD bennies being handed out just so a GI I know can get off the hook of going to Europe. A million dollars handed to a local Native American group so they can have a kids camp three times in three years.

What sayeth The Horde? I know the answer. Just looking for some Moron profundity.

Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2015 05:20 PM (48QDY)

591 I hope that's not where he kept all his tax information...
Posted by: Al "Not So" Sharpton
---------------

Probably a stash of pay-off money that spontaneously combusted.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2015 05:21 PM (F2IAQ)

592 >>I've always wondered if "Bill Clinton" was replaced with a KGB double on his trip to Russia, and Hillary has always been his controller. Maybe a patriotic "Bill Clinton" still languishes in some Russian gulag. Or at least, his bones.

Easier to buy him. And as we saw with the Clinton presidency and most especially now, Bill doesn't have any problem taking money from communists and doing their bidding.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 05:21 PM (g1DWB)

593 Freddy's Dead -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPVjkm2ayu8

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 05:22 PM (0HooB)

594 >>>>The home of Congressman Elijah Cummings of Baltimore

caught fire this morning. Cummings was in Washington at the time of the

fire.

If he learned home finance from his buddy Bill Jefferson I hope his freezer was fireproof.

Posted by: Aviator at June 02, 2015 05:22 PM (sQzB6)

595 Hillary's as charming as an Ebola infested Hyena.

She even has the laugh.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 02, 2015 05:22 PM (zRby/)

596 What sayeth The Horde?

Take the money. You have a Christian obligation to keep as much money out of the government's hands as possible.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 05:23 PM (evdj2)

597 If you've raised Golfboy the way I think, from your general history of posting ...


... Listerine won't rinse out that shitty taste in his mouth he gets whenever he uses that damn card.


Job Market that shitty for new grads ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 02, 2015 05:24 PM (C57zR)

598 Because when families are strong, and when children have the opportunity to live up to their God-given potential, that's when America is strong.
Posted by: mallfly
--------------

Imagine what George Stephloalphbet could do with that quote at a debate.

"Mrs. Clinton, are saying that all children are not created equal?"

Not happening.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2015 05:24 PM (F2IAQ)

599 ....."I smell tuna".

Posted by: Man entering women only Hillary Clinton event at June 02, 2015 05:26 PM (jlvAz)

600 Posted by: ScoggDog at June 02, 2015 05:24 PM (C57zR)

Grad school. On his own by the government definition.

Well, except for health care.

Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2015 05:26 PM (48QDY)

601 What sayeth The Horde? I know the answer. Just looking for some Moron profundity.

Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2015 05:20 PM (48QDY)

I can understand both sides: You/he are/will be paying for it, why not? Have a greater work ethic and pay my own way.

The LIB in me says bleed the system.

Posted by: flounder at June 02, 2015 05:26 PM (ecDRv)

602 Nood.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 05:26 PM (0HooB)

603 We're sinking. All that's going on now is deciding who gets to drown last.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 02, 2015 05:27 PM (zRby/)

604 Dr. Ruth has gotten herself into trouble for tweeting this hate speech:

I am 100% against rape. I do say to women if they don't want to have sex with a man, they should not be naked in bed w/him.

(It is Rapey Tuesday after all.)

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 02, 2015 05:27 PM (XUKZU)

605 "I am having honest conversations"

Who writes this stuff? She obviously doesn't Why do they even need to use the modifier "honest"?
It sticks out like a sore thumb. Yes, she has honest conversations with her hand picked people who agree with everything she says and are probably on the payroll.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 05:27 PM (9HoBs)

606 Posted by: ScoggDog at June 02, 2015 05:24 PM (C57zR)

And thanks. My history can be a little calloused but we/I try to do right.

Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2015 05:28 PM (48QDY)

607 602 Nood.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 05:26 PM (0HooB)

Toldya.

Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2015 05:28 PM (48QDY)

608 Well Golfman ... then you tell me ... does the kid have enough to eat and a roof ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 02, 2015 05:29 PM (C57zR)

609 Pretty much the more someone tells you how honest they are is the time to check your wallet.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 02, 2015 05:29 PM (zRby/)

610 I hope that's not where he kept all his tax information...
Posted by: Al "Not So" Sharpton at June 02, 2015 05:18 PM (xsnUW)


Could have kept it in William Jefferson's freezer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 02, 2015 05:29 PM (W5DcG)

611 Posted by: ScoggDog at June 02, 2015 05:29 PM (C57zR)

Oh yeah. That's what makes it wrong.

We sleep good at night and can look at myself in the mirror every morning.

But Flounder has a point.

Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2015 05:32 PM (48QDY)

612 Would you pass up unemployment insurance if you had enough to live on?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 05:34 PM (evdj2)

613 Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 05:34 PM (evdj2)

Good point. Though it does seem a little different. But maybe not.


Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2015 05:40 PM (48QDY)

614 But Flounder has a point.


Yes ... he does.


Comes down to what you're comfortable with. And I'm comfortable with whatever you decide - although you surely don't need my damn approval.


Why ... because I've followed you for a while - and I trust the general cut of your jib. You'll make a good decision - and I don't have to be up in the middle of everybody's decisions.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 02, 2015 05:49 PM (C57zR)

615 Would you pass up unemployment insurance if you had enough to live on?


And another good point Grump. Personally ... I've done both.


Took a layoff that I knew was coming once, and didn't file because I didn't want a job. I wanted four weeks to finish my basement. Got a job after I finished the basement.


Refused to ask people under my supervision to perform an unsafe act once ... walked off over the issue. Filed my unemployment, won, and collected one week's check. Went back to work.


It goes both ways. I get it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 02, 2015 05:53 PM (C57zR)

616 Posted by: ScoggDog at June 02, 2015 05:49 PM (C57zR)

Thanks Scogg.

Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2015 05:53 PM (48QDY)

617 She opened the doors for certain kinds of 'men'.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2015 06:04 PM (go5uR)

618 "268
ok, who is the female equivalent of Joe Biden?





Sheila Jackson Lee ?

Cynthia McKinney ?

Posted by: McCool at June 02, 2015 04:02 PM (TQxRy)"

The really entertaining part of having Cynthia McKinney on the ticket would be listening to all the Jewish Democrats who vote for her explain that she is not really antisemitic.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 02, 2015 06:36 PM (QHgTq)

619 Hitlery needs to bring slick willy along to smooze with the fund raisers, to let everybody know SHE STILL STANDS BY HER MAN, and willing to be an enabler AGAIN as well.

Posted by: ron n. at June 02, 2015 09:54 PM (YVQn/)

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