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Hilary Clinton Finds Few Takers for $2,700-Per-Seat "Just For Women" Fundraiser, So She Opens the Doors to the Men
She'll let men in only when they are necessary to her overriding goal of Making Money For Doing Nothing.
Hillary Clinton showed up at 1pm for the noon event. Jazz Shaw thinks this is a sign of how much people don't like Hillary Clinton, but that's crazy, because the woman is so charming. Oh well. If people don't like her as a
Hillary Clinton had trouble attracting high-powered women to a New York talk hosted by Silda Wall Spitzer two weeks before her campaign officially kicks off. Sources said that after ticket sales fizzled for an intimate, $2,700-per-person, "just for women" meeting on Monday, the event was thrown open to men at the 11th hour, and the deadline extended to buy tickets. The "Conversation With Hillary Clinton" event at Midtown law firm Akin Gump was originally aiming to attract 125 women. An email invitation seen by Page Six said the event is "just for women"” But by Friday, "They’d only sold 50 tickets, so they threw it open to men," a source said. "Ticket sales were supposed to close at 10 a.m. Sunday, but the hostesses were working the phones and pushed the deadline till Monday."
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 03:22 PM (0HooB)
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Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at June 02, 2015 03:22 PM (SCcgT)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 03:22 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: holygoat at June 02, 2015 03:22 PM (t3wLW)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 03:23 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 03:24 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 02, 2015 03:24 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 02, 2015 03:24 PM (QYexF)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 02, 2015 03:24 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 03:24 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2015 03:24 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 03:25 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 03:25 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 02, 2015 03:25 PM (vKVgp)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 02, 2015 03:25 PM (J0IP0)
Posted by: gays love snake handling at June 02, 2015 03:25 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 02, 2015 03:25 PM (QM5S2)
No achievements
No personalty
No ankles
No Honesty
No computer skills
No parenting skills
Big Ass
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2015 03:26 PM (/tNwW)
I wonder who they invited who turned them down.
Posted by: mallfly at June 02, 2015 03:26 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at June 02, 2015 03:26 PM (rRBI0)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 02, 2015 03:26 PM (IXrOn)
Unpossible! since she shares his last name.
No self-respecting woemyn does that these days.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 03:26 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Downhome Hillary Clinton at June 02, 2015 03:26 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Mikey NTH
If they sat together at one table, is that an irony board?
Posted by: Moron asking the important questions at June 02, 2015 03:26 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Hillary! at June 02, 2015 03:27 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: bour3 at June 02, 2015 03:27 PM (5x3+2)
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 02, 2015 03:27 PM (fMQoG)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 03:27 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: words have meanings at June 02, 2015 03:27 PM (ZtFr+)
She can also run on her qualification as a Protector of Women.
Posted by: Victims of Slick Willie at June 02, 2015 03:27 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Moron asking the important questions at June 02, 2015 03:26 PM (Spluw)
Clap Clap Clap
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2015 03:27 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 02, 2015 03:27 PM (LA7Cm)
Male or female?
I'm guessing female, since a male would be named Jizz Shaw.
Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 03:27 PM (FGst3)
No qualifications
No achievements
No personalty
No ankles
No Honesty
No computer skills
No parenting skills
Big Ass
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2015 03:26 PM (/tNwW)
But the majority of women and all of the FSA, LIV will vote for her
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at June 02, 2015 03:28 PM (R8hU8)
Posted by: Friend of the Working Class Hillary at June 02, 2015 03:28 PM (oVJmc)
They do it after the divorce. Part of the divorce settlement was:
"Up to $100,000 per year to donate to the charity of her choice."
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 02, 2015 03:28 PM (J0IP0)
Ticket price $2700
Ticket price including her book that nobody has read $1500
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 03:28 PM (g1DWB)
So they won't rape you with taxation? That seems to be the way it works.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 02, 2015 03:29 PM (J0IP0)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 02, 2015 03:29 PM (wrS2o)
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at June 02, 2015 03:29 PM (d2g9U)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 02, 2015 03:29 PM (vKVgp)
Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 03:29 PM (RJMhd)
In many ways, this is the story of TFG.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 03:29 PM (0HooB)
hostesses? isn't that sexist or a tasty baked treat company?
Posted by: flawless male logic at June 02, 2015 03:29 PM (lKyWE)
The illegals illegally took up all the handicapped spaces.
Posted by: Walking is good for you. at June 02, 2015 03:29 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 03:30 PM (XX9+E)
For that matter, aren't progressive tired of being Obama's piggy bank? He's been non-stop fundraising for 7+ years.
Posted by: Michael Jackson at June 02, 2015 03:30 PM (umo6N)
Posted by: Friend of the Working Class Hillary at June 02, 2015 03:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 03:30 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Real Everyday American at June 02, 2015 03:30 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: fly gal at June 02, 2015 03:30 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 03:30 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at June 02, 2015 03:30 PM (rRBI0)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 02, 2015 03:31 PM (h+75F)
Seriously, if this "she woman man haters" schtick is all she's got, Hilary is going to get trounced even more than I think is likely.
Posted by: looking closely at June 02, 2015 03:31 PM (ji45d)
Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at June 02, 2015 03:30 PM (rRBI0)
With women, I always do...
Posted by: Hillary! at June 02, 2015 03:31 PM (7YlUk)
Obama gets L.A. the Clintons get NYC
Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 03:31 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 03:31 PM (RJMhd)
Here's my illusory "Conversation with Hillary Clinton" --
How does it feel to be the enabler and chief apologist for a serial sexual predator? Aren't you, in fact, THE Five-Star General in the War on Women?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 02, 2015 03:32 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 02, 2015 03:32 PM (wrS2o)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 02, 2015 03:32 PM (oVJmc)
[David Caruso/Horation Caine voice]
Well Jay, it looks like Sepp Blatter . . . relieved himself.
Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 03:32 PM (FGst3)
Posted by: joncelli at June 02, 2015 03:32 PM (RD7QR)
Won't.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 03:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 02, 2015 03:32 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 02, 2015 03:33 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 03:33 PM (XX9+E)
Even more heartwarming to know that Forrest and his kid are doing well these days.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 03:33 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Harry Reid at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (7/oiP)
Posted by: admiral marcus at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (0u/CC)
Oooooh! A Spitzer AND a Clinton!
How much of the
sexual perversion /
inappropriate relations with minors /
rapey-rape
space are they covering here?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (RWGcK)
"Women's only" event requirement now met
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (umo6N)
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (8ZskC)
I wonder what percentage were media.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at June 02, 2015 03:35 PM (R8hU8)
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2015 03:35 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Captain Dogcock at June 02, 2015 03:36 PM (2aB+q)
By extending the deadline, they'll probably end up with FEWER paying attendees.
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 03:36 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: admiral marcus
Malory actually accomplished something during her animated life
Posted by: Moron asking the important questions at June 02, 2015 03:36 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 03:36 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at June 02, 2015 03:36 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 03:36 PM (XX9+E)
Posted by: Hilary Clinton at June 02, 2015 03:36 PM (HstNY)
Posted by: spd rdr at June 02, 2015 03:36 PM (+fXXA)
Link?
Posted by: Harry Reid at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (7/oiP)
Link?
Posted by: Slick Willy with Dementia (convenient timing) at June 02, 2015 03:36 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2015 03:36 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Hitlery Clinton at June 02, 2015 03:37 PM (6dA7Q)
Posted by: Legacy Media at June 02, 2015 03:37 PM (39g3+)
Why didn't they hold it at hill's house in Chappaqua? i mean I might
have paid $2,700 to take a hug crap and back up toilet there.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (/tNwW)
For $2,700 you get your choice of an upper decker or a blumpkin.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 02, 2015 03:37 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2015 03:34 PM (/tNwW)
I believe you just answered your own question.
Posted by: mugiwara at June 02, 2015 03:37 PM (hvlr3)
Nah. Too much pre-planning.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 02, 2015 03:38 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Captain Dogcock
This is a bargain, considering that The Monster (my in-home personal term for Obama) routinely charges $32,000 per person at fundraisers to "meet" him (i.e. allowed to stand in the same room as him for 15 minutes).
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 03:38 PM (jBuUi)
Check your privilege. Mine says head of the line in the fine lawyer print.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 03:38 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: fly gal at June 02, 2015 03:38 PM (8TdcF)
Hillary's fans beat down the door, and she was forced by demand to open the event to LGBTQ and men, all of whom wanted to show their devotion to the cause.
The room was so crowded, and security lines so long, that the President-In-Waiting was forced to delay her arrival.
That's the real story.
Posted by: Mook, the Feninist Campaign Manager at June 02, 2015 03:38 PM (DkJ4E)
Who needs a toilet?
Posted by: Your Friends at the EPA at June 02, 2015 03:38 PM (8ZskC)
What's with these lefties' names? When will B'Urntoastio Stevens weigh in?
Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 03:38 PM (FGst3)
Malory actually accomplished something during her animated life
Johnny Bench called...
Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at June 02, 2015 03:38 PM (rRBI0)
What difference, at this point, does it make?1/1/!!?1!?1!?!?1/?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 02, 2015 03:38 PM (HSmrB)
You are a delusional bunch.
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:39 PM (tMAwP)
what about trans women?
trans men?
wth, it's like they aren't Really srs about equality for all, but their particular groupies of the moment.
for cash.
&what about the children!
Posted by: willow at June 02, 2015 03:39 PM (nqBYe)
Let's see...a bunch of women in her home with *Bill*. Yeah, thinks she does everything she can to keep women out of there.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2015 03:39 PM (umo6N)
Bill and Elliot Do New York.
Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 03:39 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 02, 2015 03:39 PM (8ZskC)
By that article in the link, it doesn't even appear that a meal was included in that $2,700. FFS.>>>
We Deliver
Posted by: Jimmy Johns at June 02, 2015 03:39 PM (wrS2o)
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2015 03:39 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Captain Dogcock at June 02, 2015 03:39 PM (2aB+q)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 02, 2015 03:39 PM (vKVgp)
Posted by: Roy at June 02, 2015 03:40 PM (VndSC)
I know a woman who could raise that much in an afternoon in Des Moines. Trouble is, she embarrasses Ace.
Posted by: jwest at June 02, 2015 03:40 PM (9ZZd+)
You are a delusional bunch.
Posted by: Gays kick ass!
Sadly, I can no longer tell the difference between sarcasm and sincere trolling.
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 03:40 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 03:40 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:40 PM (tMAwP)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 03:40 PM (XX9+E)
Bears only. $3,000.
OK, maybe badgers, too, but they have to pay full price.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 02, 2015 03:40 PM (659DL)
I mean I might have paid $2,700 to take a hug crap and back up toilet there.
No, no, no!
Leave an upper decker -- the gift that keeps on giving -- after having spent the previous day gorging oneself on Taco Bell's "food" so that you are able to leave your special gifts in multiple commodes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 02, 2015 03:41 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 03:41 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 03:41 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Hilary Clinton at June 02, 2015 03:41 PM (HstNY)
what about trans women?
trans men?
---------------------
In Hillary's case, it would be trans-fat.
Posted by: Roy at June 02, 2015 03:41 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 03:41 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:39 PM (tMAwP)
hey heckletor, being a little bigoted today, again?
Posted by: willow at June 02, 2015 03:41 PM (nqBYe)
Nobody can any more. We've passed the event horizon for satire, its just not even possible any longer.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 03:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 02, 2015 03:41 PM (VAsIq)
for cash.
what about the children!
Posted by: willow at June 02, 2015 03:39 PM (nqBYe)
This!
Posted by: Gays ____ Ass! at June 02, 2015 03:41 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 03:41 PM (VcOqI)
And my mother figure Hillarity made it possible.
Posted by: gays love snake handling at June 02, 2015 03:41 PM (Spluw)
I am dead serious, look at the polls. Hillary is beating every RepubliKKKlan.
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:42 PM (tMAwP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 02, 2015 03:42 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 02, 2015 03:42 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Cruzinator
I think it's got something to do with the legal maximum allowed by various campaign finance laws of something. Probably.
Either that or the total derives from focus groups saying what the most they would pay to squeeze out Hillary's Depends.
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 03:42 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: hilllary at June 02, 2015 03:42 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 03:42 PM (VcOqI)
You all use bigoted terms as well. Deal with it.
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:43 PM (tMAwP)
well except He didn't want to actually hang out with conservatives because embarrassing to his 'real' conservatism as hell, but still can't stay away.
fickle as hell.
Posted by: willow at June 02, 2015 03:43 PM (nqBYe)
Heh, does Silda Spitzer have a twin sister named Dilda?
Ineda Spitzer, sister in law
Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 03:40 PM (S+el1)
The Swallawa sisters are hotter.
Posted by: Gays ____ Ass! at June 02, 2015 03:43 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 03:44 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Glory Hole Customer at June 02, 2015 03:44 PM (HstNY)
Posted by: The Sphinx at June 02, 2015 03:44 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 03:40 PM (jBuUi)
--Poe's Law.
I think it originally applied to Christian fundamentalists, but leftardism is easily a corollary.
Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 03:44 PM (FGst3)
Posted by: willow at June 02, 2015 03:44 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 02, 2015 03:44 PM (vKVgp)
Posted by: gays love snake handling at June 02, 2015 03:44 PM (Spluw)
I am dead serious, look at the polls. Hillary is beating every RepubliKKKlan.
Posted by: Gays kick ass!
Ah, you mean her unified Democratic voters total is beating the 16-way split between a stageful of RepubliKKKlan candidates? My God, this is significant!
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 03:44 PM (jBuUi)
@116
I am dead serious, look at the polls. Hillary is beating every RepubliKKKlan.
Wow, if the election were tomorrow I guess that would actually mean something.
But it's not so it doesn't.
Posted by: Captain Dogcock at June 02, 2015 03:44 PM (2aB+q)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 02, 2015 03:44 PM (fWAjv)
SuperPapist was my favorite character. Funny even than The Serbian.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 03:45 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Cruzinator
------------------------
It was supposed to be $3500. They just used the "women's pay is always 78% of men's" factor to get to the $2700 price.
Posted by: Roy at June 02, 2015 03:45 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:45 PM (tMAwP)
This is a bargain, considering that The Monster (my in-home personal term for Obama) routinely charges $32,000 per person at fundraisers to "meet" him (i.e. allowed to stand in the same room as him for 15 minutes).
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 03:38 PM (jBuUi)
...........................................
Does that price include your own flyswatter?
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2015 03:45 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Must be said every hillary thread at June 02, 2015 03:45 PM (ODxAs)
"Typical. Women don't need men, just their money."
And their ability to fix things. And lift heavy objects. And fight wars. And create gadgets that make women's life easier. But money. Oh that sweet, sweet money.
Surfs, aka men, make more money than women, because they have too. They go to jail if they don't pay that alimony and child support.
Posted by: Member of the Chattering Class at June 02, 2015 03:45 PM (6dA7Q)
Posted by: Billie Jean King at June 02, 2015 03:45 PM (D0Tns)
bigots and LIARS.
especially Lying liars that lie about their Non bigotry.
Posted by: willow at June 02, 2015 03:45 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 02, 2015 03:45 PM (O7MnT)
That's interesting, because the other Clinton required required his girlfriend to be a spitzer.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 02, 2015 03:45 PM (J0IP0)
That's interesting, because the other Clinton required required his girlfriend to be a spitzer.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 02, 2015 03:45 PM (J0IP0)
That's all the cash that will fit into the bags under Hillz' eyes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 02, 2015 03:46 PM (8ZskC)
my heads hurts as much as my ass now.
Posted by: gays love snake handling at June 02, 2015 03:46 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 02, 2015 03:46 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: willow at June 02, 2015 03:46 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 03:46 PM (XX9+E)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 02, 2015 03:46 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 03:46 PM (FGst3)
"Ready for Hillary!" But first a word from our sponsor, Massengil.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 03:47 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Gays kiss ass! at June 02, 2015 03:47 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 02, 2015 03:47 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: gays love snake handling at June 02, 2015 03:47 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Glory Hole Customer at June 02, 2015 03:44 PM (HstNY)
--Jerry Jones is posting here now?
Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 03:47 PM (FGst3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 02, 2015 03:47 PM (8ZskC)
"Typical. Women don't need men, just their money."
--- c'mon i also take credit cards.
Posted by: willow at June 02, 2015 03:48 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 02, 2015 03:48 PM (eOpVe)
Its only Papua New Guinea and America not currently taxing companies for my preferred spending priorities!
This is a CRISIS!!!!!! Happily Hillary and that English guy on TV John Oliver have enlisted in my war. I will win.
Posted by: Elizabeth Selbst Besessen at June 02, 2015 03:48 PM (DkJ4E)
But if you instead give 10K or more you don't.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2015 03:48 PM (umo6N)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 02, 2015 03:48 PM (VAsIq)
Look at the general election polls, Hillary destroys every Republican except Paul or Rubio. Luckily for Hillary, the socon/tea party/kkk base will never go for a Latino Catholic nor will they support someone who is against WW3 with Russia and China.
Republican primary voters are Hillary' s best friends.
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:48 PM (tMAwP)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 03:47 PM (hLRSq)
I believe it was Huma who said Shrillery actually uses Janitor In A Drum.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at June 02, 2015 03:48 PM (BLFGI)
Posted by: Gays kiss ass!
OK, OK. now I see that it's satire. You had me for a moment there.
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 03:49 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 02, 2015 03:49 PM (1CroS)
I said thanks for reminding me politics isn't for us little folk. Hopefully if someone i actually am interested in seeing comes to town they will have po'folk seating.
Posted by: RagamuffinB at June 02, 2015 03:49 PM (/J2kU)
The bartender looks up and says, "So who's the client for the Dick Pic?"
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 02, 2015 03:49 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Nelson at June 02, 2015 03:49 PM (opzG9)
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:40 PM (tMAwP)
Don't you mean "lick ass"?
...........................................
... or "slap ass"?
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2015 03:49 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 03:49 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 02, 2015 03:49 PM (D0Tns)
Posted by: gays love snake handling at June 02, 2015 03:50 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Marmo at June 02, 2015 03:50 PM (QW+AD)
You are the only rational one here. At least you admit Hillary has 2016 on lock.
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:50 PM (tMAwP)
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/ CGdsySoUQAA8XrU.jpg:large
The last time she had that look was when the Womyn's Softball game got rained out and Elena Kagan's t-shirt got soaked.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 02, 2015 03:50 PM (O7MnT)
Maybe she is just as lazy as Obama. (Is that sexist?)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 02, 2015 03:50 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: ODB at February 26, 2015 10:21 AM (9VGVJ)
Boring trolls is boring.
*points at scoreboard* 43-1 since 2008.
The trend is not your friend, Joe.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 03:51 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 02, 2015 03:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 02, 2015 03:51 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at June 02, 2015 03:51 PM (rRBI0)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 03:51 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 02, 2015 03:51 PM (xQX/f)
Republicans do that all the time
/s
Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 03:51 PM (3ZtZW)
I admit that America in 2012 proved to me it is a stupid country that does not deserve to survive.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 02, 2015 03:51 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 02, 2015 03:52 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:52 PM (tMAwP)
Two vajayjay's on the ballot and all?
anyone?
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 02, 2015 03:49 PM (D0Tns)
I don't think so, she doesn't seem like the type who would want to get upstaged by her running mate. She needs to find her own Biden.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 03:52 PM (hLRSq)
I don't understand why they are even bothering to pretend to obey the law. Who'd stop them if they didn't?
Besides she's already raised hundreds of millions by "speaking tours" and the foundation without bothering with campaign finance rules.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 03:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel
She has "Jews" in a drum....fify
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 02, 2015 03:53 PM (eOpVe)
The bartender says, "Hey guys, Hillary's here!"
Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 03:53 PM (FGst3)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 03:53 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 02, 2015 03:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 03:54 PM (VcOqI)
I agree, she'll pick someone tepid and meaningless, some bland gray schmuck nobody cares about. Reid, maybe. A nobody, but someone that would make assassins think twice.
People tend to think of the VP slot as being a short run to the presidency but in history its rarely actually worked.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 03:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 02, 2015 03:48 PM
Well....it is Rapey Tuesday.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2015 03:54 PM (h4vJk)
Yeah like a those polls showing Obama beating Romney were lies. I will never forget the lies this place told people. They told you ignore the polls and they are wrong. Ho can you trust a website that lied to you?
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:54 PM (tMAwP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 02, 2015 03:54 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 02, 2015 03:54 PM (vKVgp)
If they show that the law has no teeth this far out from the election, her eventual opponent has an opportunity to take advantage of it as well.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 02, 2015 03:54 PM (J0IP0)
Posted by: Sealy should have been the sponsor at June 02, 2015 03:55 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 03:55 PM (S+el1)
You didn't mention that her speech, which I'm sure was sooper-engaging was only 30 minutes long.
Maybe she is just as lazy as Obama. (Is that sexist?)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick)
.............................................
Either that or she forgot to wear her Depends.
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2015 03:55 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 02, 2015 03:54 PM (oVJmc)
Wait - wasn't that what she was doing at the abandoned insane asylum yesterday?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 03:55 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: gays love snake handling at June 02, 2015 03:55 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 03:52 PM
Coach! Put me in!
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at June 02, 2015 03:55 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Killerdog at June 02, 2015 03:55 PM (aKMN2)
Well there's the flaw in your analysis: the law has no teeth... for a Democrat.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 03:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 02, 2015 03:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 03:56 PM (XX9+E)
Posted by: The Gods of the Copybook Headings at June 02, 2015 03:56 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: duke at June 02, 2015 03:56 PM (ChY2Q)
Great, fun, fast-paced summer popcorn flick as in the first Indiana Jones, Poseidon Adventure. Cheesy as Independence Day and just as enjoyable. Tough young chick, nice young man, asshole new guy who hits on estranged wifey (who sees the light in the end) and ,.....of course...The Rock. Loved it. Need anti-gloom? Go See. (Earthquake(s) for the Oscar)
Posted by: Gouveneur Morris at June 02, 2015 03:56 PM (02oLK)
No.
As a political force, social conservatism is already gone; the GOP abandoned social conservatism in 2008. Social conservatives have no party.
But as a culture, social conservatism will always survive. Social liberalism is unsustainable. It encourages lifestyles that are fatal to both individuals and society as a whole.
After the Burning Times, who is going to survive to rebuild? It won't be the hipsters and trannies.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 02, 2015 03:56 PM (O7MnT)
Three Chippendales dancers in full uniform in the front row by the cameras fainted in full glee at her genius.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 03:56 PM (39g3+)
Wait - wasn't that what she was doing at the abandoned insane asylum yesterday?
Did she? I thought Jenner was the tranny in the news yesterday.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 02, 2015 03:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 02, 2015 03:57 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 02, 2015 03:57 PM (D0Tns)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 03:57 PM (evdj2)
Yeah, Elizabeth Warren is essentially the same person without the baggage, and not as old. She'd be much tougher.
Not that it matters, the Dem wins anyway.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 03:57 PM (39g3+)
You are down to 31% of the population. One more defeat and the GOP will throw you under the bus.
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 03:57 PM (tMAwP)
And that's her good points.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 03:57 PM (S+el1)
BEEP! Time is up! Press 1 to charge $40.00 to your CC for the next 45 seconds of my brilliant Thoughts!
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at June 02, 2015 03:57 PM (U7H1n)
A communist, a murderer, and a carpet-muncher walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hey guys, Hillary's here!"
............................
And Bernie says: "Yes, and she's going to buy Huma and I a drink!"
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2015 03:57 PM (wAQA5)
No, she was announcing that she was going to announce. Again.
To build excitement don't you know.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 03:57 PM (g1DWB)
http://www.republican.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/floor-updates
Posted by: Y-not with beautiful green eyes at June 02, 2015 03:57 PM (RWGcK)
That is the colander
Posted by: Shakespeare by Hector at June 02, 2015 03:57 PM (ZtFr+)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 02, 2015 03:58 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2015 03:58 PM (Z9g7j)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 02, 2015 03:58 PM (vKVgp)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 02, 2015 03:59 PM (k8xvx)
Your Mad Max fantasies will not happen. As for the GOP abandoning social conservatism, why does every Republican running for President support rape?
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:00 PM (tMAwP)
Pretty sure those gals are FEMEN, so oddly, that would make sense (even though you're just kidding).
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2015 04:00 PM (umo6N)
I saw Pussy Riot when they opened for... oh, wait that's an actual thing.
Never mind.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 02, 2015 04:00 PM (O7MnT)
I don't think she's a lock, although not because of anything the GOP is doing [because they're not doing anything]. Mostly its her own Party that doesn't want her, and admittedly, its been brutal what they're putting her through.
As far as 2016 goes, I've been saying the GOP has lost it's national plank and I do not expect to see a GOP President again in my lifetime. Its not at all because the Dems are better in any way, but because someone has to win. It'll take a little time for the base to shift towards a new Party or coalition and when they do I think the Dems are toast.
I'm fine with being wrong on whatever particulars.
Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 04:00 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: fly gal at June 02, 2015 04:00 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2015 04:00 PM (R2HzX)
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 02, 2015 03:57 PM (D0Tns)
Nailed it. Patty Murray. Useless as tits on a boar.
Posted by: Gays ____ Ass! at June 02, 2015 04:00 PM (ecDRv)
That's a description of your typical Democrat.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 04:00 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: DaveA at June 02, 2015 04:00 PM (DL2i+)
Why does every democrat running support murder?
Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 04:00 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Gays ____ Ass! at June 02, 2015 04:01 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Bystanders at June 02, 2015 04:01 PM (w/exv)
What she let happen to Amb Stevens is proof that I love rape.
Posted by: gays love snake handling at June 02, 2015 04:01 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Darth Nell at June 02, 2015 04:01 PM (FGst3)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 04:01 PM (XX9+E)
Yeah the GOP keeps getting these glorious ad opportunities given to them on a batting tee and they just walk away. Its happened over and over again since about 2004.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:01 PM (39g3+)
http://touch.latimes.com/#section/-1/article/p2p-83684924/
State Senate OKs health coverage for many immigrants here illegally
If you live in California illegally --> Now you get health care for free.
If you live in California legally --> Now you not only have to pay for your own healthcare, but all the illegals' healthcare too.
Californomics!
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 04:01 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:01 PM (tMAwP)
Posted by: McCool at June 02, 2015 04:02 PM (TQxRy)
Posted by: Belle Knox at June 02, 2015 04:02 PM (HstNY)
Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 04:02 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: gays handle tea drinking snakes riding asses at June 02, 2015 04:02 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: Gays Kick Ass! at June 02, 2015 04:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 04:02 PM (FGst3)
And *not* support religious freedom and freedom of speech?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2015 04:02 PM (umo6N)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 02, 2015 04:03 PM (vKVgp)
Posted by: gays love snake handling at June 02, 2015 04:03 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: mallfly at June 02, 2015 04:03 PM (qSIlh)
Democrats are a playoff team, the GOP is a regular season team. Dems are the ones hoisting trophies, while Republicans settle for consolation prizes.
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:03 PM (tMAwP)
this new crop sure are loathsome
and Cloggenstein does not count, since that is a community sock
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 02, 2015 04:03 PM (D0Tns)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 04:00 PM (S+el1)
And rape.
Posted by: Gays ____ Ass! at June 02, 2015 04:03 PM (ecDRv)
Flee, oh the humanity! Flee before the pod people of the hive-mind find you.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 02, 2015 04:04 PM (00MXy)
Why Blue Staters, who cannot affect the outcome of a General election, need to abandon the GOP in the General. In toto, at least for the Presidency. Make it loud and clear, stop pussyfooting around.
Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 04:04 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Gays Kick Ass! at June 02, 2015 04:04 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 02, 2015 04:04 PM (HstNY)
Socons have pushed legislation supporting the rights of rapists to see the product of their rapes. Socons are OK with women being raped.
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:04 PM (tMAwP)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 02, 2015 04:04 PM (vKVgp)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 02, 2015 04:04 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2015 04:05 PM (umo6N)
Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 04:05 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders
Word.
P.S. The snakehandling guy creeps ME out.
Posted by: Filthy Bob Filner at June 02, 2015 04:05 PM (Spluw)
But it's okay, though, because free sh-t from the Government is why Democrats win. Yay team!
And Government can keep spending more and more forever and ever, because gay marriage is cool.
Posted by: gays love ass at June 02, 2015 04:05 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Fritz at June 02, 2015 04:05 PM (UzPAd)
Rape is bad guys. M'kay?
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2015 04:05 PM (R2HzX)
Eeewwww... do you know where that sock has been?
Siriusly, turn on the SEP field. And remember where you left your towel.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 02, 2015 04:05 PM (00MXy)
Who will be so bold for Hillary, Depends or JC Penni maxi-briefs?
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 02, 2015 04:06 PM (D0Tns)
Posted by: Gays Kick Ass! at June 02, 2015 04:06 PM (oVJmc)
We as a nation already get a lot of medical tourism. This won't help a bit.
Posted by: Free the nipples San Diego State University at June 02, 2015 04:06 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 04:06 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: gays handle snakes at June 02, 2015 04:06 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 04:06 PM (XX9+E)
Just because Affirmative Action Jackson snuck in with the help of the msm and the perpetual victim choir don't think that translates into a permanent electoral advantage. Most Americans are tired after 6+ year of constant lies and failure.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 04:07 PM (g1DWB)
Cynthia McKinney ?
Yeah either of those would work. Colorful but idiotic freaks nobody would want in office, and someone you can control and keep out of the public when you need it.
isn't Hillary! older than John McCain was in 2008 when he was supposedly to old to elect as President.
Too old, too white, and too rich are not going to be terms anyone uses this election on the left. They will be totally left out of the conversation.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2015 04:07 PM (R2HzX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 02, 2015 04:07 PM (vKVgp)
I agree with you. After another defeat in 2016, Republicans will ditch social conservatism and white resentment band actually adapt to the current electorate. That new GOP will kick the Democrats ass.
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:07 PM (tMAwP)
@272
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Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 02, 2015 04:07 PM (k8xvx)
Sadly, she already attempted to recreate the magic by having a plant at a 2008 Townhall ask her "Diamonds or pearls?"
Puke!!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2015 04:07 PM (umo6N)
Hillary!!!!!!
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 04:07 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 04:07 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at June 02, 2015 04:08 PM (sCHw2)
Didn't do too badly in the divorce.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 02, 2015 03:25 PM (J0IP0)
Um wasn't she the one that had the money?
Posted by: Buzzion at June 02, 2015 04:08 PM (z/Ubi)
If you live in California illegally --> Now you get health care for free.
If you live in California legally --> Now you not only have to pay for your own healthcare, but all the illegals' healthcare too.
Californomics!
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 04:01 PM (jBuUi)
......................................
Forget the Central Valley. Might as well start the high speed rail construction in Tijuana.
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2015 04:08 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 02, 2015 04:08 PM (659DL)
http://www.shoebuy.com/pleaser-day-night-fascinate-3010/488021/1031335
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 02, 2015 04:08 PM (00MXy)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 02, 2015 04:09 PM (k8xvx)
Here's a woman who should be facing a dozen indictments, but she's the frontrunner for president of the U.S.
There is a lesson in there for our side about not giving up and standing by your candidate.
This is why Bobby Jindal is dead to me. The cocksucker can't say two fucking words without badmouthing some republican. Choke on shit, Bobby.
As we move forward in the process, those who haven't figured out the press and democrats are the enemy will suffer the same fate.
Posted by: jwest at June 02, 2015 04:09 PM (9ZZd+)
"I am announcing my campaign as your Dire Woeful Tyrantess! *wails of the insane damned*
You shall give me obeisance or by Moloch I will torment your souls like these you see writhing in agony about me! *more wails of the insane damned*
Now grovel you wretches!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 04:09 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Gays Kick Ass! at June 02, 2015 04:09 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: gays handle snakes at June 02, 2015 04:10 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:10 PM (39g3+)
Democrats have won the popular vote 5 out of the last 6 elections. They start with 240 + electoral votes. Until Republicans stop with the socon and race crap, they will not win.
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:10 PM (tMAwP)
I saw Bimbo Eruptions open for Asia at the Boston Garden in '83.
Hmmmm.......sounds like a big build-up to a huge disappointment.
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2015 04:10 PM (R2HzX)
Posted by: DaveA at June 02, 2015 04:10 PM (DL2i+)
You are such H8ey H8ers you can't see the #WarOnWomen battle in front of you...
Hey wait, why isn't Hillary letting the ladies come in for free?
Posted by: Evi. L. Bloggerlady at June 02, 2015 04:10 PM (4kTo2)
http://tinyurl.com/nrrlawz
Unlike climate science, this is real science with real, unaltered data.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 02, 2015 04:10 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:10 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 02, 2015 04:10 PM (00MXy)
Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 04:10 PM (FGst3)
Cynthia McKinney ?
Eleanor Norton Holmes "For God's sake, don't let her near any buttons!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 04:11 PM (hLRSq)
This anti Latino mindset is another reason you will losenin 2016..
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:12 PM (tMAwP)
Posted by: gays handle snakes at June 02, 2015 04:12 PM (Spluw)
no-muss-no-fuss way to exterminate black people and immigrants through
"passive genocide," as explained by my personal progressive hero
Margaret Sanger.
Um, is someone socking Hector's sock or has Hector finally, totally lost it?
Because I don't even know what to make of the above.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2015 04:12 PM (umo6N)
Posted by: Member of the Chattering Class at June 02, 2015 04:12 PM (6dA7Q)
43-1
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:12 PM (evdj2)
Not what I said. The socons and other cons will at last shake them off. I'll predict the fiscons stay put until the bitter end.
Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (3ZtZW)
Socons support minority abortions.
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (tMAwP)
The only two Latinos running for president happen to be Republicans, retard.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (g1DWB)
but then stuff like this
>>Your nation of laws is finished, h8rs!
>>as explained by my personal progressive hero Margaret Sanger.
make me wonder if this is a sock
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (D0Tns)
Posted by: Gays Kick Ass! at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 04:01 PM
It will "end well" if your wish is to see that G*d-forsaken state shrivel up into a ball and roll off into the ocean. Otherwise, it'll take the full force of Choom Boy's "redistribution of wealth" to save the state.
I am so glad I no longer live there. I made it through the regime of Anthony "we clean your toilets" Villaraigosa and his band of illegal-alien city employees in L.A., made it through Moonbeam's original terms...hell, I even survived teh Governator.
This is too much. Give it back to Mexico and let them deal with it. They've already got tens of millions of their citizens there.
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (P8YHq)
You people need to learn that my set of rules is written by my crayons
Posted by: gays handle snakes at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Fritz at June 02, 2015 04:05 PM (UzPAd)
Hmmm, get lectured to by a hag, who has not mastered the art of shampoo, who is wearing a baggy smelly pantsuit made from puce naugahyde or buy myself that darling little Chanel envelope purse or the new Loubintins I have been eyeing. What to do, what to do? Shoes it is.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 04:14 PM (RJMhd)
The only two Latinos running for president happen to be Republicans, retard.
Those aren't REAL Latinos! They're here legally!
Posted by: Gays Kick Ass! at June 02, 2015 04:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at June 02, 2015 04:14 PM (iQIUe)
Once the socons are gone and the GOP is focused strictly focused on fiscal issues, many Moderates will flock to the party. This GOP will destroy the Democrats.
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:14 PM (tMAwP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 02, 2015 04:14 PM (00MXy)
Posted by: gays handle snakes at June 02, 2015 04:14 PM (Spluw)
Said the woman who eventually did get married and settle down.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2015 04:15 PM (umo6N)
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2015 04:15 PM (R2HzX)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 02, 2015 04:15 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 04:15 PM (FGst3)
Posted by: Deathnell at June 02, 2015 04:15 PM (evdj2)
Neither of whom have a shot at the GOP nod.
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:16 PM (tMAwP)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 02, 2015 04:16 PM (vKVgp)
Now look at that ho-ho that's the way you do it
You money launder, you HRC
That ain't working that's the way you do it
Money for nothing and your checks for free.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 04:16 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Gays lick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:16 PM (sCHw2)
Does Joe count as a "regular"? I thought that only applied to regulars.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:16 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 02, 2015 04:16 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 02, 2015 04:16 PM (00MXy)
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (D0Tns)
Just check the hash at the end. The real "troll" is (tMAwP).
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 04:17 PM (hLRSq)
85% of Latinos are hre legally, yet socons attack them constantly.
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:17 PM (tMAwP)
I take a different perspective. The GOP is dead to me, but 2016 is like watching Custer arrange his uniform as the Indians closed in. Doesn't matter, dude. Its over.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 02, 2015 04:17 PM (iQIUe)
>>as explained by my personal progressive hero Margaret Sanger.
make me wonder if this is a sock
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (D0Tns)
Two different posters. First is troll, probably paid, judging from the contrary to reality statements. Second is socking the troll.
Posted by: Gays ____ Ass! at June 02, 2015 04:17 PM (ecDRv)
Depends.
If left unattended, my wife will find where $2700 buys a shoe.
Posted by: jwest at June 02, 2015 04:17 PM (9ZZd+)
Posted by: gays handle snakes at June 02, 2015 04:17 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2015 04:17 PM (R2HzX)
I thought you said you were all about polls, retard? Read them again.
And Jeb is married to a Latina. One here legally. Not quite the same as Hillary's Latina maid now is it?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 04:17 PM (g1DWB)
43-1
Sux to be us.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:17 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 02, 2015 04:17 PM (vKVgp)
That's not typically what they do to ass. Just FYI.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 02, 2015 04:18 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Gays kick ass!
Wait, I thought socons were evil for being anti-abortion absolutists? Now you're arguing that socons are actually pro-abortion.
Ah, but consistency is for losers.
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 04:18 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 02, 2015 04:18 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 04:18 PM (XX9+E)
Your hyperbole shows your racism.
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:18 PM (tMAwP)
I am really disappointed that Hector didn't take my advice to improve his trolling. ah well.
I suggest you start trolling in binary, Hector.
Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 02, 2015 04:18 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: gays handle snakes at June 02, 2015 04:18 PM (Spluw)
Hillary charges $500,000 to appear at an event. So they had to let men in because otherwise Hillary's campaign would've been in the hole to Hillary for a cool $365,000.
Incidentally, how pissed would you be if you paid $2,700 to attend a "women's only" event and you showed up to find a sausage fest? Could you sue them for false advertising?
Posted by: WJ at June 02, 2015 04:18 PM (/m6Ty)
Posted by: Cankles! at June 02, 2015 04:19 PM (FGst3)
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:19 PM (R2HzX)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 02, 2015 04:14 PM (00MXy)
Even better.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 04:19 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 04:19 PM (0HooB)
...
Carry the one...
Nope. On either clause.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 02, 2015 04:19 PM (659DL)
Apparently, being a politician in New York is like having your own mint. Google "Silda Spitzer amazing divorce" for a rundown of the settlement.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 02, 2015 04:19 PM (J0IP0)
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:20 PM (R2HzX)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:20 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Gays kick ass! at June 02, 2015 04:20 PM (tMAwP)
Posted by: Aviator at June 02, 2015 04:20 PM (sQzB6)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:20 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 04:20 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 02, 2015 04:20 PM (NeFrd)
1. Abandon fiscal and social conservatives.
2. ???
3. Victory
Posted by: The GOP at June 02, 2015 04:20 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: gays handle snakes at June 02, 2015 04:21 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Gays Kiss Ass! at June 02, 2015 04:21 PM (HstNY)
If had the money. Buy 100 of the tickets. Get a camera crew from an Alphabet to follow. And start handing out those tickets at homeless shelters while telling the reporter, "these are the people Hillary! needs to have in the audience so she can connect."
Then watch the fireworks with a pallet of popcorn and a barrel of soda.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 02, 2015 04:21 PM (00MXy)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 02, 2015 04:21 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 04:21 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at June 02, 2015 04:13 PM (kXoT0)
I think I would buy a new guitar.
Plus some shoes.
Posted by: Lea at June 02, 2015 04:21 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: logprof
These "trolls" are actually a team of people tag-teamng on a thread, paid a salary by Media Matters, posing as a single troll.
Undermining them in every way imaginable is required, not "bad form."
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 04:21 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 02, 2015 04:21 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 02, 2015 04:22 PM (oVJmc)
Ah, but consistency is for losers.
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 04:18 PM (jBuUi)
--It's like when pro-lifers get told, "Hitler was against abortion!" Uh, he was against abortion for the "right" people . . . pro-abortion for Jews, the mentally ill, Gypsies, et al.
Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 04:22 PM (FGst3)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 04:22 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:22 PM (evdj2)
Eliot Spitzer's father is a real estate billionaire. Who seems to have envisioned his son succeeding in politics in a Kennedyesque way.
Said son read a few pages too far through the Kennedy playbook.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 02, 2015 04:22 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 02, 2015 04:22 PM (D0Tns)
Silda's rich. Why doesnt she buy up all the seats?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 02, 2015 04:18 PM (iQIUe)
'Cause Rosie got them first.
Posted by: Gays ____ Ass! at June 02, 2015 04:22 PM (ecDRv)
It is worth noting (and ironic) that the Sex Assault Crime Wave article (for me anyway) had three ads with Giselle topless and selling Howard Weitzman shoes.
Posted by: MTF at June 02, 2015 04:22 PM (DkJ4E)
I'd almost pay to see that.
HoboCon.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 04:22 PM (0HooB)
Soros is not getting his money's worth.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:22 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:23 PM (evdj2)
Three nights a week volunteering at the truck stop is pretty regular cock-sucking by choice.
Posted by: DaveA at June 02, 2015 04:24 PM (DL2i+)
========================
Sorry- Stuart Weitzman. I was distracted and didn't really notice his name.
Posted by: MTF at June 02, 2015 04:24 PM (DkJ4E)
Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 04:24 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 02, 2015 04:24 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 02, 2015 04:24 PM (ucDmr)
But underinflated.
THANK YOU!!!
I'll be here all week. Please remember to tip the crack addicts and fish abusers on the ONT.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 02, 2015 04:24 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at June 02, 2015 04:25 PM (kXoT0)
I'm waiting for Hillary's totally authentic hispanic accent. She'll roll her r's and everything
She'll be doing Al Pacino in Scarface: "Choo people need to see me as da bad guy!"
Posted by: Captain Dogcock at June 02, 2015 04:25 PM (2aB+q)
That must be some sort of record
------------
Hillary is a piker compared to me.
Posted by: Barry Obama at June 02, 2015 04:25 PM (sQzB6)
Now, if I were an unscrupulous Ewok I would hire a troll to appear on the threads just to stir clicks, up the counts, and show that to the advertisers. But we have an Ewok with scruples.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 04:25 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: pep at June 02, 2015 04:26 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:26 PM (evdj2)
Jenner Kartrashian crowd doesnt know the meaning of privacy, I wd expect them to be providing photos of his va jay jay.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 02, 2015 04:26 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 02, 2015 04:26 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 02, 2015 04:26 PM (vKVgp)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen at June 02, 2015 04:26 PM (FCPu0)
Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 04:27 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 02, 2015 04:27 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:27 PM (evdj2)
Like I said before I'd hit that so hard that who ever could pull me off would be the rightful king of England.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 04:27 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 02, 2015 04:28 PM (z/Ubi)
If that is true, if that really takes place, then 2016 is going to be a stunner along the lines of UK election this year. Only more so.
But I can't imagine that being the case. I know the 'ettes aren't like this, but a lot of women are not exactly rational when it comes to a potential woman being in office.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Beavis at June 02, 2015 04:28 PM (evdj2)
I was wondering about Five O'clock Charlie yesterday. Not that I miss him, but what Ace does to his comments before he deletes them is funny.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 04:29 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 02, 2015 04:29 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: The dickens?!?!? at June 02, 2015 04:29 PM (R2HzX)
Posted by: Grump928(c) makes up for his lack of vision with volume of fire at June 02, 2015 04:30 PM (evdj2)
Full frontal before and after photo spread.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 02, 2015 04:30 PM (W5DcG)
"...aiming to attract 125 women."
.......................................................
Since they all probably had asses like Candy Crowley and Elena Kagan they could only have seated 62.5 of them anyway.
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2015 04:30 PM (wAQA5)
He's in his 60s. They could've given him a black dress, 5 cats, and told him to hang out at psychic fairs for all the difference this makes. For pity's sake....
Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 04:31 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 02, 2015 04:31 PM (HstNY)
this, but a lot of women are not exactly rational when it comes to a
potential woman being in office.
The 'Ettes also frequently mention how much they dislike working for other women. Could be the same dynamic.
Posted by: pep at June 02, 2015 04:31 PM (LAe3v)
Or was that scurvy...
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 02, 2015 04:32 PM (P330y)
Why, it's almost as if women are something more than just their vaginas.
*puzzled look*
Posted by: flounder at June 02, 2015 04:32 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 04:32 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: River Guide at June 02, 2015 04:32 PM (RJMhd)
Yeah, I guess we're just supposed to be ignoring that now?
BTW, did you know a video exists of Bruce Jenner, in a crop top and short shorts, hanging with the village people and steve guttenberg circa 1980?
Posted by: Lea at June 02, 2015 04:33 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: C3Po at June 02, 2015 04:33 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen at June 02, 2015 04:33 PM (FCPu0)
I'm a potential woman!
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner<<<
I believe we have a new one to add to the list: The "Bruce Gender."
Posted by: Fritz at June 02, 2015 04:33 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 02, 2015 04:34 PM (00MXy)
Howard Weitzman is not that good looking.
Just saying......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2015 04:34 PM (IC9qw)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 02, 2015 04:34 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 04:34 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 02, 2015 04:35 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 02, 2015 04:35 PM (NeFrd)
No. So? Is that supposed to mean anything to me?
Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 04:35 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 04:35 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: The Tin Man at June 02, 2015 04:35 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 02, 2015 04:36 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Grump928(c) makes up for his lack of vision with volume of fire at June 02, 2015 04:36 PM (evdj2)
"Jenner is sad."
Thats what I think. Also when his 15 mintues are up and he fades from the headlines, you will read about him hanging himself on the back pages in a few years. Bet on it.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at June 02, 2015 04:37 PM (6dA7Q)
Posted by: Andrew Kaczynski at June 02, 2015 04:37 PM (t3wLW)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 04:37 PM (XX9+E)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 02, 2015 04:38 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 02, 2015 04:30 PM (W5DcG)
No....please God....no.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2015 04:38 PM (IC9qw)
It's from a movie.
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 04:39 PM (XX9+E)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 04:39 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 02, 2015 04:39 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 02, 2015 04:39 PM (ucDmr)
Anthony, I will be home late tonight because I will be scissoring with Hillary to keep everything on the down low.
Posted by: Huma Abedin at June 02, 2015 04:39 PM (P330y)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 02, 2015 04:39 PM (C57zR)
She vectored in on Bill when he was a still a green behind the ears rapist with a dream.
A dream of rape.
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2015 04:40 PM (R2HzX)
I'll take drug overdose for 500, Alex
Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 04:40 PM (3ZtZW)
http://bit.ly/sweet-dreams-some1
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 04:40 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:40 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 02, 2015 04:41 PM (C57zR)
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 04:42 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 02, 2015 04:42 PM (ucDmr)
That appears to be the root of the problem.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 04:42 PM (g1DWB)
Factoid: Caitlyn tried out for the Village People as a juggler, but failed the audition when he dropped his balls.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 02, 2015 04:42 PM (P330y)
Yup. And in dire need of psychotherapy, not mutilating surgery and hormones
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2015 04:42 PM (IC9qw)
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at June 02, 2015 04:37 PM (6dA7Q)
I beg to differ. He'll get the Robin Williams treatment.
Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2015 04:43 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:40 PM (evdj2)
No one could grip a steel shot like he could.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 04:43 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 04:44 PM (XX9+E)
I am going to post a poem below.
It is a bad poem. A terrible, terrible talentless exercise in narcissism and race-baiting and all-around awfulness.
OK, that would be bad enough -- but when you learn that this poem was written (and assigned to students to read) by a literature professor at UC Berkeley who earns ~$100,000/year, a job she got solely because she is a "poet of color," then there is really nothing left to say in life.
I pay this women's overblown salary, whether I like it or not -- and if you live in California, so do you:
---------------------------------------------
eulogy for my ass
by aya de leon
friends loved ones
we are gathered today to pay our respects
to bid farewell
to my young ass
born in less bootylicious times
she grew up perky. .precocious
always reaching for the stars
in spandex
throughout the late eighties
shaking in clubs and parties
an upstanding thong wearing
righteous ass
a hip hop ass
my ass persisted
until 2002 I gained 40 lbs
. size 19 & it’s all good
and 2005 I lost 40 lbs
. Q: look at you! have you lost weight?
. A: whatever
and it seemed
my ass
had shifted
certainly nothing
a spin class couldn’t fix
or maybe the right
pair of jeans?
tempted by
victoria’s secret
super push-up
what the fuck?
I’m a 25-year
veteran
feminist
not gonna spend no hard earned
eighty dollars on denim with
a built in girdle
still the specter of
ass-death
loomed
farewell
sweet young ass
why didn’t i tell her how much i loved her when she was here?
fuck that
how did i learn as a young woman to. .dismember. .myself?
absorb value hollered into my body on the street
we’ve got a negress here
sturdy strong
slap!
look at those firm haunches
ougtta fetch a good price gentlemen
a good price
i say
where do we start the bidding?
no longer on the auction block
not even dating on the modern meat market I’m married
yet somehow the loss of my youthful ass haunted me
a secret stash I could always fall back on
if this writing thing didn’t work out
this college professor gig fell through
i would always have my ass
but everything has its season
a time to defy gravity and a time to bow down
to its 9.8m/sec2
behind every great woman
is a hard working ass
thanklessly bringing
up the rear guard
i honor these fallen forgotten soldiers
ass not what your country can do for you
yet from this untimely death may new life begin
my grown ass a phoenix
rising from the ashes
i praise these gluteus maximi
who have propelled me
across continents and
hold me up even now
as i write this poem
the ass not half empty but half full
i like to think of my young ass
in heaven
like a guardian angel
watching over me
as i dance. .make love. .ride my bike
switching along in time
as i walk the road
of life
in god not in the bod we trust
accepting aging is a must
especially when
you’re 40+
asses to asses. .dust to dust
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 04:44 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2015 04:44 PM (R2HzX)
Morgayne. Caitlynn. Raven. Do they pick them all from Marion Zimmer Bradley books?
Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 04:45 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 02, 2015 04:45 PM (C57zR)
Sounds awfully triggering to me. Someone should get a state agency after them.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 04:46 PM (hLRSq)
Of course, the EPA has yet to be heard from.
Posted by: MTF at June 02, 2015 04:46 PM (DkJ4E)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: zombie Amb Stevens at June 02, 2015 04:46 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:47 PM (evdj2)
>>>> Quitting time on the East Coast.
Just about.
This is the time where you "look busy"
Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 04:32 PM (3ZtZW)
This is when retirees wake up from their nap and make booze drink.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 04:47 PM (0FSuD)
A: Roll AIDS.
Remember to tip your waitress.
Posted by: Shit that was funny in 1989 at June 02, 2015 04:47 PM (FGst3)
Castration of pedophiles: not OK
Teen cutting and self-mutilation: not OK
Encouragement and celebration of the deluded to cut one's genitals off: Mandatory
It's hard to keep up.
Posted by: flounder at June 02, 2015 04:48 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 02, 2015 04:48 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 04:45 PM (3ZtZW)
========
Stripper names. They all fantasize about dancing naked in front of men.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 02, 2015 04:48 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:48 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:49 PM (evdj2)
478
Anthony, I will be home late tonight because I will be scissoring with Hillary to keep everything on the down low.
Posted by: Huma Abedin at June 02, 2015 04:39 PM (P330y) <<<
Honey, I'm only gonna say this once.......hairless =/= no friction
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at June 02, 2015 04:49 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 04:07 PM (g1DWB)
---
They ain't no ways tahhhrd!
Posted by: Ready For Hillary! at June 02, 2015 04:49 PM (xkSSa)
"I beg to differ. He'll get the Robin Williams treatment."
I always liked Rob, but the media just mentioned him in passing on my side of the pond. Word was he was diagnosed with parkisons which set him over the edge, but I think he has alwas had some heavy depression most of his life. At least I thought he acted like it.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at June 02, 2015 04:49 PM (6dA7Q)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:50 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 04:50 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Chewbama at June 02, 2015 04:50 PM (nlQae)
http://goo.gl/3UzpyT
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 02, 2015 04:51 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at June 02, 2015 04:51 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:51 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2015 04:51 PM (GGCsk)
Most comedians are that way, especially the really popular ones. Richard Jeni was hilarious, successful, and beloved but was in misery and killed himself.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 04:52 PM (9HoBs)
Nip. Golfboy is just getting out of class and in need of funds.
He is a safe driver.
Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2015 04:52 PM (48QDY)
https://twitter.com/GlennFarley/status/600711192634589184
Posted by: MTF at June 02, 2015 04:52 PM (DkJ4E)
Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 04:52 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: George Stephanopoulos at June 02, 2015 04:52 PM (P330y)
Didn't know about the Parkinson's. In his state of mind that would probably do it.
Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2015 04:53 PM (48QDY)
**ahem**
A feminist we shall call Judy
When young was renowned for her beauty
But having no class
Wrote an ode to her ass
Bemoaning the loss of her booty.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 02, 2015 04:53 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Baldy at June 02, 2015 04:53 PM (sEXjW)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 04:54 PM (S+el1)
No way pal. babs jenner is totally into da wimmenz. So much so that he became one.......wait
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 02, 2015 04:54 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:54 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2015 04:54 PM (39g3+)
Clinic will be sending to of our people to attend this historic moment of passing the leadership wand from a person of color to a woman !!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 02, 2015 04:54 PM (lNSdJ)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 03:46 PM (XX9+
No. That was supposed to end 'to the LIV' but my phone crapped out on me.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 02, 2015 04:55 PM (t1mXv)
...
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 04:44 PM (jBuUi)
===============================
On the contrary, I found it to be haunting and subtle. A masterpiece, on a par with anything Shakespeare or Milton have done.
Posted by: Sir Mixalot at June 02, 2015 04:55 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 04:55 PM (FGst3)
When young was renowned for her beauty
But having no class
Wrote an ode to her ass
Bemoaning the loss of her booty.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man
Sadly, you are male, and judging from your name likely white, otherwise your masterpiece would have just scored you a PhD, an NEA grant, and a $500,000 MacArthur Genius Award.
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2015 04:55 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at June 02, 2015 04:55 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:56 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: The Conservative Cabal at June 02, 2015 04:56 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:57 PM (evdj2)
I am so proud of my Alma Mater.
When I was there we had five or six Nobel laureates on campus; either teaching or doing research at LBL.
How far it has fallen...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2015 04:57 PM (KKnUN)
Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at June 02, 2015 04:58 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at June 02, 2015 04:55 PM (Dwehj)
--So we can crack Biden jokes again?
Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 04:58 PM (FGst3)
Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at June 02, 2015 04:58 PM (M98k8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 04:59 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 02, 2015 04:59 PM (XJkD9)
Anyone else familiar with this?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 04:59 PM (evdj2)
Good deal. I figured as such. The R's are bad but not that bad.
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 02, 2015 04:59 PM (XX9+E)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 02, 2015 05:00 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at June 02, 2015 05:00 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 05:00 PM (FGst3)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 02, 2015 05:01 PM (LA7Cm)
"She might have been at one point.."
When? And you blame Bill? Ha ha ha
No, she was an Alinsky follower and lying conivng c*nt way before she hitched her wagon to slick Willy. Thrown off the Watergate investation for fabrications, getting a child raper off on a lighter sentence, etc...
She has known what Bill was for a very long time and you are showing sympathy for the devil by castigating Bill for that. Tisk, tisk.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at June 02, 2015 05:01 PM (6dA7Q)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2015 05:02 PM (4BGeF)
I don't know what that means exactly, but.
Patriot Act Redoux.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2015 05:03 PM (4BGeF)
In 0bama's defense, he *is* kinda like a yenta Jewish mother.
Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 05:00 PM (FGst3)
If I had a zun, he'd be a fagela. Oy vey!
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 02, 2015 05:04 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 05:05 PM (evdj2)
He is a safe driver.
Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2015 04:52 PM (48QDY)
THIS is what I need! Does he have an Urber account?
ha ha
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 05:06 PM (0FSuD)
LOL - except that Silda Spitzer was born Silda Wall, and raised in North Carolina as a Southern Baptist.
Posted by: WJ at June 02, 2015 05:06 PM (/m6Ty)
Posted by: NCKate at June 02, 2015 05:07 PM (wvj3h)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 02, 2015 05:07 PM (eOpVe)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 02, 2015 05:07 PM (XUKZU)
Dare I ask in what way Obama compared himself to Jews?
Calmed the seas.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2015 05:02 PM (4BGeF)
Got circumcised? Who would know with that pencil dick.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 05:07 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Daybrother at June 02, 2015 05:08 PM (W23Sy)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 02, 2015 05:09 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 02, 2015 05:09 PM (P330y)
I didn't say she was honest. I said she might have been likable. Lots of dishonest people can be quite charming. Bill Clinton can be. I assume there must have ben something attractive about her personality or Bill would not have married her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 05:10 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 05:07 PM (0FSuD)
Not even a mouthful, but he really grunts loudly.
Posted by: Reggie, the butt fucker at June 02, 2015 05:10 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2015 05:11 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Jessie Jackson at June 02, 2015 05:11 PM (wAQA5)
2, 2, 2 memes in one!
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 05:11 PM (g1DWB)
-
And he has the affidavits to prove it.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 02, 2015 05:12 PM (XUKZU)
And Hillary Clinton
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 02, 2015 05:12 PM (jlvAz)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2015 05:12 PM (h4vJk)
Not even the real good prosty's cost that much.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 02, 2015 05:13 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 05:13 PM (FGst3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 05:14 PM (9HoBs)
"Something about men paying $2,700 a seat to mix with women, just sounds...., "
Not even the real good prosty's cost that much.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 02, 2015 05:13 PM (LA7Cm)
This mislabeled the invite. The "men"? all ghey.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 05:14 PM (0FSuD)
... howdy. I think Bill and Hil were "fellow travelers" - Hil more open about it, Bill a little more covert.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 02, 2015 05:15 PM (C57zR)
The home of Congressman Elijah Cummings of Baltimore caught fire this
morning. Cummings was in Washington at the time of the fire.
There IS a God. My guess fire department just couldn't get the lines hooked up in time?
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 05:16 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 05:17 PM (9HoBs)
... howdy. I think Bill and Hil were "fellow travelers" - Hil more open about it, Bill a little more covert.
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"...On the contrary, when conventional methods have been used, the psychopath becomes empowered, and reacts by improving their cunning, manipulative methods and their ability to conceal their true personality, even from trained eyes.
Since the psychopath has no real emotions, they develop their own personality throughout their life by mimicking those around them."
"They always maintain a belief that they can outwit those who pursue them and that they will never be caught. Once caught, they believe they will find a way back out."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2015 05:18 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 05:18 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: B. Obama at June 02, 2015 05:18 PM (jlvAz)
Thank you for all of your support. I'm so glad to have you join this campaign.
As I travel from state to state, I am having honest conversations with people about their hopes for the future of our country. From Iowa to Nevada to New Hampshire and more, Americans want the same things: the opportunity for their families to succeed.
I'm running for president so that I can fight for those families. Because when families are strong, and when children have the opportunity to live up to their God-given potential, that's when America is strong.
Posted by: mallfly at June 02, 2015 05:18 PM (qSIlh)
caught fire this morning. Cummings was in Washington at the time of the
fire.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 02, 2015 04:54 PM (S+el1)<<<
I hope that's not where he kept all his tax information...
Posted by: Al "Not So" Sharpton at June 02, 2015 05:18 PM (xsnUW)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 02, 2015 03:47 PM (hLRSq)
Is it wrong that I heard that spoken in the voice of Sharon Stone in Casino?
Posted by: Lena Dunhams Uncircumcised Vulva at June 02, 2015 05:20 PM (mKi9t)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 02, 2015 05:15 PM (C57zR)
--Bill, as much as I disliked him, at least was open to making deals with his political opponents. I suspect that it's because his ideology took a back seat to his craving to be liked by everyone (just one of the pathologies of many men who were raised by single mothers).
Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2015 05:20 PM (FGst3)
Golfboy has been informed he is eligible for SNAP or EBT or whatever you call it. I have no idea of the amount nor do I care.
He is getting some help from us parents but is somewhat on his own including student loans.
I have a fundamental problem with the whole concept. He/We can get by without the help.
But it seems everyone else is getting free shit. Kids on Ritalin and Addoral so parents can get a check. SSDI everywhere you look. PTSD bennies being handed out just so a GI I know can get off the hook of going to Europe. A million dollars handed to a local Native American group so they can have a kids camp three times in three years.
What sayeth The Horde? I know the answer. Just looking for some Moron profundity.
Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2015 05:20 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Al "Not So" Sharpton
---------------
Probably a stash of pay-off money that spontaneously combusted.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2015 05:21 PM (F2IAQ)
Easier to buy him. And as we saw with the Clinton presidency and most especially now, Bill doesn't have any problem taking money from communists and doing their bidding.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 05:21 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 05:22 PM (0HooB)
caught fire this morning. Cummings was in Washington at the time of the
fire.
If he learned home finance from his buddy Bill Jefferson I hope his freezer was fireproof.
Posted by: Aviator at June 02, 2015 05:22 PM (sQzB6)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 02, 2015 05:22 PM (zRby/)
Take the money. You have a Christian obligation to keep as much money out of the government's hands as possible.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 05:23 PM (evdj2)
... Listerine won't rinse out that shitty taste in his mouth he gets whenever he uses that damn card.
Job Market that shitty for new grads ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 02, 2015 05:24 PM (C57zR)
Posted by: mallfly
--------------
Imagine what George Stephloalphbet could do with that quote at a debate.
"Mrs. Clinton, are saying that all children are not created equal?"
Not happening.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2015 05:24 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Man entering women only Hillary Clinton event at June 02, 2015 05:26 PM (jlvAz)
Grad school. On his own by the government definition.
Well, except for health care.
Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2015 05:26 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2015 05:20 PM (48QDY)
I can understand both sides: You/he are/will be paying for it, why not? Have a greater work ethic and pay my own way.
The LIB in me says bleed the system.
Posted by: flounder at June 02, 2015 05:26 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 05:26 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 02, 2015 05:27 PM (zRby/)
I am 100% against rape. I do say to women if they don't want to have sex with a man, they should not be naked in bed w/him.
(It is Rapey Tuesday after all.)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 02, 2015 05:27 PM (XUKZU)
Who writes this stuff? She obviously doesn't Why do they even need to use the modifier "honest"?
It sticks out like a sore thumb. Yes, she has honest conversations with her hand picked people who agree with everything she says and are probably on the payroll.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 05:27 PM (9HoBs)
And thanks. My history can be a little calloused but we/I try to do right.
Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2015 05:28 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 02, 2015 05:26 PM (0HooB)
Toldya.
Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2015 05:28 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 02, 2015 05:29 PM (C57zR)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 02, 2015 05:29 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Al "Not So" Sharpton at June 02, 2015 05:18 PM (xsnUW)
Could have kept it in William Jefferson's freezer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 02, 2015 05:29 PM (W5DcG)
Oh yeah. That's what makes it wrong.
We sleep good at night and can look at myself in the mirror every morning.
But Flounder has a point.
Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2015 05:32 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 02, 2015 05:34 PM (evdj2)
Good point. Though it does seem a little different. But maybe not.
Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2015 05:40 PM (48QDY)
Yes ... he does.
Comes down to what you're comfortable with. And I'm comfortable with whatever you decide - although you surely don't need my damn approval.
Why ... because I've followed you for a while - and I trust the general cut of your jib. You'll make a good decision - and I don't have to be up in the middle of everybody's decisions.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 02, 2015 05:49 PM (C57zR)
And another good point Grump. Personally ... I've done both.
Took a layoff that I knew was coming once, and didn't file because I didn't want a job. I wanted four weeks to finish my basement. Got a job after I finished the basement.
Refused to ask people under my supervision to perform an unsafe act once ... walked off over the issue. Filed my unemployment, won, and collected one week's check. Went back to work.
It goes both ways. I get it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 02, 2015 05:53 PM (C57zR)
Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2015 05:53 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2015 06:04 PM (go5uR)
ok, who is the female equivalent of Joe Biden?
Sheila Jackson Lee ?
Cynthia McKinney ?
Posted by: McCool at June 02, 2015 04:02 PM (TQxRy)"
The really entertaining part of having Cynthia McKinney on the ticket would be listening to all the Jewish Democrats who vote for her explain that she is not really antisemitic.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 02, 2015 06:36 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: ron n. at June 02, 2015 09:54 PM (YVQn/)
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