Morning Thread (6-2-2015)

All pronouns welcome.

Posted by: Andy at 06:57 AM




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1 Good Morning Morons. Today is Tuesday, June 02, 2015. On this day in 1924 Silent Cal signed the Indian Citizenship Act into law making Indians officially US citizens. Prior to 1924 they had been considered separate nations within the US.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 06:58 AM (GpgJl)

2 A Chinese cruise ship carrying 458 passengers has capsized on the Yangtze river. Only 10 people have been saved so far.


http://fxn.ws/1cv8LMA

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 06:58 AM (GpgJl)

3 The acting head of the TSA has been fired after the TSA was shown as massively incompetent in finding weapons in luggage. Hey Obama, firing the agency head is not enough, how about some of those incompetent workers. Until their ass is on the line things will not get better. That is why the civilian controlled airport security was much better and why it was non-union. Another thing Scankles screwed up. Put it back the way it was.


http://fxn.ws/1FnT3dg

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 06:59 AM (GpgJl)

4 And the VA shows why federal workers are never fired. And if you go back to June 2, 2014 you will see where a lawmaker promised a criminal probe into the VA. Never happened.


http://fxn.ws/1KHi62J

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 06:59 AM (GpgJl)

5 Darwin strikes again. This time at a South African lion park.


http://fxn.ws/1dbjqwt

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 06:59 AM (GpgJl)

6 OR passes yet another stupid law and farmers and ranchers are up in arms. Hey OR, quit electing Democraps.


http://fxn.ws/1SRRtKP

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 06:59 AM (GpgJl)

7 The Democrats are poised to run Connecticut further into the ground with a massive new tax hike rather than cut spending as promised.


http://fxn.ws/1AK5rIR

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 06:59 AM (GpgJl)

8 A statue of a famous priest praying over Indians is now racist. When will this crap end?


http://fxn.ws/1GhBv9n

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:00 AM (GpgJl)

9 Woman who ran into a Navy CPO on a motorcycle in San Diego then backed up and ran over him has been charged with murder.


http://fxn.ws/1JlWFCv

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:00 AM (GpgJl)

10
DAY 938

525 to go (598 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 07:00 AM (St6BJ)

11 The liberals at SCOTUS win again in striking down an AZ law that denies bail to illegals when charged with certain major felonies. The reason for the law is obvious, they pay the bail (or 10% to bail bondsman) and then skip.


http://bit.ly/1GTNlFm

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:00 AM (GpgJl)

12 RIP long time actress Betsy Palmer at 88.


http://fxn.ws/1K3tynT

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:00 AM (GpgJl)

13 The country is going to hell in a hand basket and our new AA AG wants to go after movie theaters on the taxpayer dime.


http://on.wsj.com/1Jgkzkg

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:01 AM (GpgJl)

14 The Pentagon anthrax scandal continues to grow. Is there anyone in government who is competent?


http://usat.ly/1K69uRZ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:01 AM (GpgJl)

15 The IRS has been hounding Christian churches but they like a church that worships smoking dope.


http://bit.ly/1LZs7W8

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:01 AM (GpgJl)

16 When did Mooch's lunch rules become a law that required fines for violations? When over-zealous school boards got a hold of them.


http://bit.ly/1I19e7p

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:01 AM (GpgJl)

17 Va Jay Jay fawns over Bruce Jenner's photo spread.


http://bit.ly/1cv9rl1

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:02 AM (GpgJl)

18 The Baltimore Sun finally wakes up to the corrupt and incompetent leadership in Baltimore.



http://bit.ly/1GiaCCm

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:02 AM (GpgJl)

19 French official says climate BS should be written so that Obama can bypass congress. I have some news for you turd, there is no way for him to do that.


http://bit.ly/1ERjHdZ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:02 AM (GpgJl)

20 Moonbats in NH trying to "protest" Scott Walker's stance on the AGW scan got a bath instead.


http://bit.ly/1SSxvQ9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:02 AM (GpgJl)

21 TSA and all of Orwellian 'Homeland Security' should be fired and closed. The very existence of those two agencies is an insult to our heritage and our pretense to freedom. Even if they were competent, they would still be bloodsuckers.

Posted by: Anti-socialist at June 02, 2015 07:03 AM (+kznc)

22 Mass shooter in GA liquor store is foiled by a lone citizen who was also armed. So he went home and shot his parents before being shot by police.


http://bit.ly/1AKBusd

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:03 AM (GpgJl)

23 Tomorrowland continues to flop at the box office.


http://bit.ly/1AKbvB1

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:03 AM (GpgJl)

24 Ann Coulter's book details a crime wave caused by illegals that the MFM will not air.


http://bit.ly/1GSrIWe

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:03 AM (GpgJl)

25 Obama is hiding 2300 new gun control regulations buried in other rules so that the public does not see them. Congress should declare them all null and void.


http://bit.ly/1Q0fW1z

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:03 AM (GpgJl)

26 Another armed citizen responds to an attempted robbery. Thugs come out second best.


http://bit.ly/1dFFkIY

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:04 AM (GpgJl)

27 Did Obama hire Wesley Mouch while were not looking? Are we going to have the anti-dog eat dog rule before we can get his scummy ass out of the WH?


http://washex.am/1dHzw1M

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:04 AM (GpgJl)

28 25 Congress should declare them all null and void.
http://bit.ly/1Q0fW1z
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:03 AM (GpgJl)


What is this "Congress" thing you speak of?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 07:04 AM (St6BJ)

29 Army vet accuses the VA of allowing an unqualified muzzie to perform surgery on his jaw and giving him a disability for life. This is not just a civil liability. The question is why isn't somebody in jail for this?


http://washex.am/1AHP3sw

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:04 AM (GpgJl)

30 Investigation by Heritage shows that an OR agency responsible for gay rights regulations illegally colluded with a Gay Rights group in the case against the bakers.


http://dailysign.al/1M6pRx9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:04 AM (GpgJl)

31 Ramirez


http://bit.ly/1JgzXNz

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:05 AM (GpgJl)

32 IBD: USA Freedom Act Isn't Perfect, But It's The Best We Got


That pretty much sums it up for me as well.


http://bit.ly/1cv9Fsn

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:05 AM (GpgJl)

33 The Daily Deals


http://amzn.to/1GidWNL


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:05 AM (GpgJl)

34 All pronouns welcome.

Good mornin', y'all!

Posted by: Brett at June 02, 2015 07:05 AM (P7+pl)

35 Huh! I know when I'm not wanted. Guess I'll go eat worms.

Posted by: The Antinoun at June 02, 2015 07:07 AM (JdEZJ)

36
I used to be pronoun, now I'm anti-noun and transitioning to adverb.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 07:08 AM (St6BJ)

37 My local tv news, ABC affiliate, was all excited and engorged yesterday about Brucella Jenner. I figure Brucella has a new show under contract with Disney ABC; maybe a new tranny theme park? Fun for the whole family!

Posted by: Anti-socialist at June 02, 2015 07:08 AM (+kznc)

38
I feel bad for Bruce Jenner. He's a sick person who needs mental care. The people I hate are the sick leftists and media whores who trot him out like a sideshow freak to make all of us look like the freaks for being revolted by him.

Considering the moral decay of our society, it is we normal people who deserve an award for courage by openly disparaging this insanity.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 07:11 AM (St6BJ)

39 How long until the media comes down hard on Bruce's elderly mother because she refuses to call him anything other than Bruce?

Posted by: NCKate at June 02, 2015 07:13 AM (wvj3h)

40 Vic, you left out flying home the horse in a fcuking C-17 designed to carry 100 troops. It flew from Charleston to pick him up and clearly had to be refueled at least twice. Each way.




What you think this cost us?

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 07:13 AM (0FSuD)

41 Yeesh, Bruce, take a vacation or something. All this PR is cringe-inducing.

Posted by: Some random Kardashian at June 02, 2015 07:13 AM (+kznc)

42 Jenner said his marriage failed b/c Kris was too controlling after she started making her own money. Wouldnt have anything to do with him wearing her clothes and makeup. lol

They talked about his boob implants and his face feminization (get a refund) but not the dick wacking which leads me to believe that he still has it.

Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at June 02, 2015 07:15 AM (iQIUe)

43 Vic, you left out flying home the horse in a fcuking C-17 designed to carry 100 troops. It flew from Charleston to pick him up and clearly had to be refueled at least twice. Each way.

What you think this cost us?



$27k/hour.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2015 07:15 AM (ZjHNW)

44 Bruce is a sad fellow. What is really astounding to me is that these people who supposedly love science really seem to think that bruce is now a girl. Because of makeup and pills and pretty dresses. The delusion is strong in our age.

Posted by: Lizabth at June 02, 2015 07:15 AM (Qeh6Q)

45 40 What you think this cost us?


Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 07:13 AM (0FSuD)

Several hundred thousand dollars. And someone covered that yesterday.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:15 AM (GpgJl)

46 now I'm anti-noun and transitioning to adverb.



As long as you are not Jennering, ok.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2015 07:16 AM (ZjHNW)

47 Supposedly, his family was informed last fall. Wouldnt it take more time for people to come to terms with it? Just sounds too bizarre.

Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at June 02, 2015 07:16 AM (iQIUe)

48 It's "June : Celebrate Mental Illness Month" by Imperial Decree.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 02, 2015 07:17 AM (V70Uh)

49 Several hundred thousand dollars. And someone covered that yesterday.


IIRC, Anna did. Which is where I got the $27k/hr from.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2015 07:17 AM (ZjHNW)

50 All pronouns welcome.

Posted by: Andy at 06:57 AM


What about adjectives and adverbs (specifically, the one that starts with 'f' and rhymes with 'ucking')?

Posted by: steveegg at June 02, 2015 07:17 AM (cL79m)

51
I'm still sporting my schlong, but not for long boys!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 02, 2015 07:18 AM (P330y)

52 So, we are coming back from dinner last night, and Little VIA pops up with a comment concerning his generation. This is right after Mrs VIA shows us a meme of jack Nicholson with his crazy look going on about people needing to suck it up, buttercup.

"Dad, Nobody every tells my generation that we need to suck it up. They always come up with reasons why our failure isn't our responsibility."

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 02, 2015 07:18 AM (VPLuQ)

53 @45

Can't keep up with all the posts. Who the hell approves sending a C-17 to pick up one guy.



No one has heard of Net Jets? Outrageous.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 07:18 AM (0FSuD)

54 That C-17 flight would not be so bad if it was a regularly scheduled flight. But somehow I doubt that it was. It used to be routine for military personnel to be able to catch a scheduled military flight for personal travel.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:18 AM (GpgJl)

55 @54

Some how I doubt a C-17 from Charleston was schedule to fly to Geneva and then to Boston.



Just call me a H8ter.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 07:20 AM (0FSuD)

56 ISIS bans pigeon breeding - punishable by public flogging - because seeing birds' genitals overhead offends Islam

Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at June 02, 2015 07:21 AM (iQIUe)

57 46 As long as you are not Jennering, ok.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2015 07:16 AM (ZjHNW)

Actually, I was considering gerunding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 07:21 AM (St6BJ)

58 That C-17 flight would not be so bad if it was a regularly scheduled flight. But somehow I doubt that it was. It used to be routine for military personnel to be able to catch a scheduled military flight for personal travel.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:18 AM (GpgJl)


I'm surprised they didn't use a C-5 for Ketchup Boy.

Posted by: steveegg at June 02, 2015 07:21 AM (cL79m)

59 I feel bad for Bruce Jenner. He's a sick person who needs mental care. The people I hate are the sick leftists and media whores who trot him out like a sideshow freak to make all of us look like the freaks for being revolted by him. 

Considering the moral decay of our society, it is we normal people who deserve an award for courage by openly disparaging this insanity. 

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 07:11 AM (St6BJ)

^^^This

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into Jerky at June 02, 2015 07:21 AM (FEOWT)

60 Schieffer on Obama: 'Maybe we were not skeptical enough'



Enough? How about at all you fawning fan boys

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 02, 2015 07:21 AM (DiZBp)

61 It's "June : Celebrate Mental Illness Month" by Imperial Decree.




Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 02, 2015 07:17 AM (V70Uh)


Barry has been celebrating it for years. Just ask the patrons at Man's Country

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 02, 2015 07:22 AM (DiZBp)

62 The puritanical streak in these people and their enablers is very strong. If you do not get on board and properly pronoun the person transitioned, you will face fury and harassment. Because delusion matters over all. Fact, science, reality be damned. In this case, anyway. Now those evangelical who hold to creation...NUTS!

Posted by: Lizabth at June 02, 2015 07:23 AM (Qeh6Q)

63 Enough? How about at all you fawning fan boys



I saw the Fawning Fan Bois open at the Kennedy Center in '95.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2015 07:24 AM (ZjHNW)

64
Dear Penthouse Forum:

I never thought this would happen to me, but 43 years ago I wrote an essay about gang-raping women and now I'm a presidential candidate . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 07:24 AM (St6BJ)

65 The people I hate are the sick leftists and media
whores who trot him out like a sideshow freak to make all of us look
like the freaks for being revolted by him.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 07:11 AM


One point, JJ: The sick leftists and media (but you repeat yourself) didn't "trot him out." Ol' Bruce Caitlyn did that his/her own self. Sure he/she/it (shit?) had plenty o' help with clothing, makeup, hairstyle, etc., but if it didn't want to wave that pathetic new "self" in the public's face, wouldn't have happened.

I really don't mind the whole thing, except for the "public" part. If Jenner wants to become a kangaroo, have at it. But don't make me have to see it.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 02, 2015 07:26 AM (P8YHq)

66 G'morning, horde. Thanks, Andy & Vic.

Looking forward to possibly hitting temps over 60 today here on the second day of June. I'm rooting for you, global warming!



Posted by: Gem at June 02, 2015 07:27 AM (c+gwp)

67 All the news stories said that C-17 was based in Germany, not Charleston.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:27 AM (GpgJl)

68 Damnit, some day the Premium Membership at the HQ ought to entitle us to a "preview" function.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 02, 2015 07:28 AM (P8YHq)

69 Let me tell you, nothing gets the blood flowing in the morning like changing a flat tire in the middle of a cold, drenching downpour. Brisk!

So no story today. But here's a little link to show that today's MFM isn't new; the "Gentlemen of the Press" have always been assholes:

http://goo.gl/VcGPkc

Now I'm off for a hot cup of tea. BBL.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 02, 2015 07:28 AM (zF6Iw)

70 64


Dear Penthouse Forum:



I never thought this would happen to me, but 43 years ago I wrote an
essay about gang-raping women and now I'm a presidential candidate . . .

Bernie Glassberg.




Wonder what his Rabbi has to say about all this?

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 07:28 AM (0FSuD)

71 I used to know a secretary who looks like 'new' Bruce. She'd have this really dark hair that grew over her upper lip.

Major, major turn off.

Anyway, the media will celebrate what should be treated by a competent mental health professional, while the people on the left who have zero education in mental health or psychology, will applaud the disordered individual and pat themselves on the back for being so nonjudgmental.

As if ignorance equaling nonjudgmental is a virtue.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 02, 2015 07:29 AM (xQX/f)

72 Looking forward to possibly hitting temps over 60 today here on the second day of June. I'm rooting for you, global warming!


86 today, 89 tomorrow. Goodbye spring, hello hell.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2015 07:29 AM (ZjHNW)

73 67
All the news stories said that C-17 was based in Germany, not Charleston.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:27 AM (GpgJl)

Picture of plane has Charleston on it. http://tinyurl.com/or9bjfl

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 07:29 AM (0FSuD)

74 MrScribbler,

you need to learn how to close that strikethrough.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 02, 2015 07:30 AM (V70Uh)

75 All the news stories said that C-17 was based in Germany, not Charleston.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:27 AM (GpgJl)


As if that makes any difference. It still went on a round trip to ferry Ketchup Boy back to Boston.

Posted by: steveegg at June 02, 2015 07:31 AM (cL79m)

76 >>>> The Democrats are poised to run Connecticut further into the ground with a massive new tax hike rather than cut spending as promised.

.
.
.
.When we lived there after retiring from the Navy and getting stuck with a house in a very depressed market, Governor Malloy presided over the largest tax increase in the history of the State for budget years 2012-13. It totaled nearly $5 2/12 Billion over those two years. A ridiculous increase that apparently solved nothing.

I see they are at it again. Reason #421 why we moved from there the minute the housing market started to come back.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 02, 2015 07:31 AM (iONHu)

77 All the news stories said that C-17 was based in Germany, not Charleston.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:27 AM


Vic, be damn glad you weren't withing range of the Boston teevee stations yesterday.

Jeebus. Damn near minute-by-minute coverage of Brave Jawn Kerry's flight back to the USA, complete with his pet surgeon by his side.

"The plane is leaving Germany right about now...."

That such a pathetic, preening, whining doofus could actually become SoS is just another tribute to Choom Boy's total lack of sense.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 02, 2015 07:32 AM (P8YHq)

78 I'm retaining my amateurnoun status.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2015 07:32 AM (JO9+V)

79 65 Posted by: MrScribbler at June 02, 2015 07:26 AM (P8YHq)


Agree, but it's the counterculture who use him, as they use homosexuality, as a weapon to destroy our culture and take over the nation.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 07:32 AM (St6BJ)

80 ...is that Jenner dude, like....ummmm, tucking his weenie?

Posted by: Butthead at June 02, 2015 07:33 AM (Mj3Lx)

81 73 Picture of plane has Charleston on it. http://tinyurl.com/or9bjfl

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 07:29 AM (0FSuD)

Maybe it had flown into Germany and was going to return to Charleston later and they diverted it to Boston. Maybe the news people are lying.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:34 AM (GpgJl)

82 80 ...is that Jenner dude, like....ummmm, tucking his weenie?
Posted by: Butthead at June 02, 2015 07:33 AM (Mj3Lx)


I think I have an idea for a new hotdog stand. "The Tucked Weenie." Can open it up next to "The Pink Taco."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 07:34 AM (St6BJ)

83 That picture of Lynch at Drudge? That's one ugly woman.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 07:35 AM (0FSuD)

84 Well the only good news I see on the horizon is that the transport company will be at the house tomorrow to ship the scooter and it should be here on site Thursday after work. I'll finally be in the wind again! Yea me! Bwahahahahahaha. First road trip is gonna be out to Evergreen to visit some place called Cactus Jack's. Then off to Sturgis in August.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 02, 2015 07:35 AM (gOixe)

85 You want to start a melt down at io9?

Create a web comic where Bruce Jenner takes over for Wonder Woman.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at June 02, 2015 07:36 AM (MkQKr)

86 Maybe it had flown into Germany and was going to
return to Charleston later and they diverted it to Boston. Maybe the
news people are lying.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 07:34 AM (GpgJl)

I'll go with news people lying. SC Air Guard doesn't normally just hop over to Germany.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 07:37 AM (0FSuD)

87 85 You want to start a melt down at io9?

Create a web comic where Bruce Jenner takes over for Wonder Woman.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at June 02, 2015 07:36 AM (MkQKr)


It's a wonder he's a woman.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 07:37 AM (St6BJ)

88 83 That picture of Lynch at Drudge? That's one ugly woman.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 07:35 AM (0FSuD)


Looks like Sharptone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 07:37 AM (St6BJ)

89 There have been photos of Jenner post surgery but without the makeup and photoshop. He looks like a weird guy with plucked eyebrows so who do they think they are fooling?

Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at June 02, 2015 07:38 AM (iQIUe)

90 Ewe guise!

Posted by: Baldy at June 02, 2015 07:38 AM (sEXjW)

91 Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 02, 2015 07:29 AM (xQX/f)

Maybe you should have paid for a procedure for your secretary to have her upper lip hair removed. I mean after all, isn't that one of her functions-to not turn you off?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 07:39 AM (9HoBs)

92 Agree, but it's the counterculture who use him, as
they use homosexuality, as a weapon to destroy our culture and take over
the nation.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 07:32 AM


Why not encourage it, JJ?

We should be urging every leftist, from Choom Boy on down, to get their johnsons surgically dispensed with, and early on. Would solve most of our problems within a generation.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 02, 2015 07:39 AM (P8YHq)

93 Agree, but it's the counterculture who use him, as
they use homosexuality, as a weapon to destroy our culture and take over
the nation.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 07:32 AM (St6BJ)


And now that they have it and it's one big steaming pile of shit, they still aren't happy. No matter how much they take over, infest and destroy nothing makes them happy. It's on to the next cause. I've always hoped they will eventually turn on each other

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 02, 2015 07:39 AM (DiZBp)

94 I am glad that I don't have t.V. so that I don't get the wall to wall coverage of Bruce Jenner

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 07:39 AM (9HoBs)

95 Anyone seen the trailer for the new Disney flick? Trannyland starring Caitlyn Jenner and Mitch Obama. Rated M for mandatory.

Posted by: Bystanders at June 02, 2015 07:40 AM (aVJ1Y)

96 I think I have an idea for a new hotdog stand. "The Tucked Weenie." Can open it up next to "The Pink Taco."



Man Hands Taco

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 02, 2015 07:40 AM (kMXQs)

97 Morning.

Flooding, doom, all the usual.

But it's a slow flood...

Went down by the river yesterday. It's an impressive sight. Moving very quickly and getting awfully close to the road.

There were cranes in the water looking at the cars like "what are y'all doing so close to me? Keep it down, you're scaring the fish!"

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 02, 2015 07:41 AM (0xTsz)

98 Mama were you be?

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 07:42 AM (0FSuD)

99 You want to start a melt down at io9?

Create a web comic where Bruce Jenner takes over for Wonder Woman.



Call it, iWonder aWoman.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 02, 2015 07:43 AM (kMXQs)

100 The republican is the only form of government which is not eternally at open or secret war with the rights of mankind.

-Thomas Jefferson


Mornin' 'rons.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 02, 2015 07:44 AM (7ObY1)

101 92 We should be urging every leftist, from Choom Boy on down, to get their johnsons surgically dispensed with, and early on. Would solve most of our problems within a generation.
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 02, 2015 07:39 AM (P8YHq)


Planned Peckerwood?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 07:45 AM (St6BJ)

102 100--add that to the list of things ol Tom got wrong.

Posted by: Bystanders at June 02, 2015 07:46 AM (w/exv)

103 "Those who beat their guns into plowshares will plow for those who do not"

- Thomas Jefferson

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 02, 2015 07:48 AM (KCxzN)

104 Please Drudge the picture of that ugly woman off your site.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 07:48 AM (0FSuD)

105 Planned Peckerwood?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 07:45 AM


More like planed peckerwood, JJ!

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 02, 2015 07:50 AM (P8YHq)

106 I'm still sporting my schlong, but not for long boys!


Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 02, 2015 07:18 AM (P330y)


He's still more masculine than Barry

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 02, 2015 07:50 AM (DiZBp)

107 Oh my morning thunderstorm! Don't get many of those.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 07:50 AM (0FSuD)

108 105 More like planed peckerwood, JJ!
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 02, 2015 07:50 AM (P8YHq)

Nice assist!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 07:50 AM (St6BJ)

109 Planned Peckerwood?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 07:45 AM (St6BJ)


It's all covered under the Planned Barrenhood umbrella.

Posted by: steveegg at June 02, 2015 07:51 AM (cL79m)

110 The Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man exists and grows bigger because of our own Ghostbusters.

Posted by: Rang Paul at June 02, 2015 07:51 AM (+4uXG)

111 From a commentator (Tsunami) on the "I own the world" site:

"I feel sorry for him. It's an artificial facade covering up a mental illness and the media disguises it as courage.

All I can do is pray for the guy>"

And he's going to need prayers because as soon as he stops being the celebrity du jour and applauded he's going to be lonely. The suicide rate of transponders post op is very high.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 07:51 AM (9HoBs)

112 111 From a commentator (Tsunami) on the "I own the world" site:

"I feel sorry for him. It's an artificial facade covering up a mental illness and the media disguises it as courage.

All I can do is pray for the guy>"

And he's going to need prayers because as soon as he stops being the celebrity du jour and applauded he's going to be lonely. The suicide rate of transponders post op is very high.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 07:51 AM (9HoBs)


What I said. But more elegantly put.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 07:52 AM (St6BJ)

113 He's not a tranny, he's a drag queen.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 02, 2015 07:53 AM (oVJmc)

114 Who gives a shit about that psycho, Jenner?

Great links Vic, particularly the clueless Baltimore Sun waking up to chaos and being unable to understand which of their endorsements went so wrong, Mosby or Rawlings-Blake. How about "both", Sun?

Posted by: MTF at June 02, 2015 07:53 AM (DkJ4E)

115 Just how f-ing stupid do you have to be to get a job at TSA?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 07:54 AM (VcOqI)

116
Levin said instead of Caitlyn, Jenner should have chosen the first name Lindsay.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 07:54 AM (St6BJ)

117 Jenner and Lindsey (Graham) need to go, hand in hand, to Hy Brazil isle and spend the rest of their lives together. Never to be heard from again.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at June 02, 2015 07:55 AM (CzhL0)

118 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 07:39 AM (9HoBs)

I could never say to a woman I know, "You know that dark hair growing over your lip is unattractive."I can't be like that, it's not in my nature.

I'd sooner scrape my nails down a chalkboard.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 02, 2015 07:56 AM (xQX/f)

119 Bruce Jenner. This Country is terminally ill.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 07:56 AM (VcOqI)

120 Jenner is clearly one fcuked up guy. I wonder if he took steroids when he was young? Something is clearly amiss.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 07:59 AM (0FSuD)

121 I hate to be all insensitive here -- no I don't, but saying so is obligatory -- but I was clearly meant to be irresistible to teh wimminz and be born into a family with assets well into the billions.

Didn't happen, obviously. But I'm being damn brave in facing it.

How 'bout a little sympathy for ME?

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 02, 2015 07:59 AM (P8YHq)

122 2300 new gun regulations?

On the phone so lazy but is that a typo?

Morning horde!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 02, 2015 07:59 AM (OtFSb)

123
Faith. Family. Private Property. The Rule of Law.

Crumbling around us like a wet taco.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 08:00 AM (St6BJ)

124 Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 02, 2015 07:56 AM (xQX/f)

Good for you. :^) I was, of course , being facetious. It's nice to have a secretary who's attractive. I'm assuming that it is actually more important to competently do her work and have a pleasant personality despite her dark upper lip hair.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 08:00 AM (9HoBs)

125 My Halloween costume will be Caitlyn Jenner---I'll use a gold foil wrapped peanut butter cup for my Olympic medal.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 08:00 AM (VcOqI)

126 Jenner is clearly one fcuked up guy. I wonder if he took steroids when he was young?



Estrogen.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 02, 2015 08:00 AM (kMXQs)

127 Those who beat their guns into plowshares...


*****


Wait, are we still talking about Jenner?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 02, 2015 08:01 AM (NeFrd)

128 126 Jenner is clearly one fcuked up guy. I wonder if he took steroids when he was young?

Estrogen.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 02, 2015 08:00 AM (kMXQs)


So, 'roid rage but just once a month?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 08:01 AM (St6BJ)

129 Bruce Jenner is a metaphor for America. We used to be the greatest in the world. Men wanted to be us and women would throw their panties at us.

Now we have had our schlong cut off and are sporting boobs and can't stop crying. Men are repelled by us and we are wearing women's panties.

We are all Caitlyn now.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 08:01 AM (g1DWB)

130 122
2300 new gun regulations?



On the phone so lazy but is that a typo?



Morning horde!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 02, 2015 07:59 AM (OtFSb)


No

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2015 08:02 AM (GpgJl)

131 @126

No I mean when he was an in the Olympics. Back then, no drug tests.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 08:02 AM (0FSuD)

132 127 Those who beat their guns into plowshares...
*****
Wait, are we still talking about Jenner?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 02, 2015 08:01 AM (NeFrd)


Thread winner!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 08:02 AM (St6BJ)

133 Yes; I really don't understand why he's considered brave. People who lay down their lives for their friends might be, or say the Muslim girl who got shot in the head on a bus because she advocated for the education of girls, but Bruce Jenner-no.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 08:02 AM (9HoBs)

134 In 1945, I wonder if anyone in the United States could have foreseen the Country's rapid decline in just a handful of decades and its sick obsession with a sexually delusional former Olympian?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 08:03 AM (VcOqI)

135 "All pronouns welcome."
________

Whatever.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 02, 2015 08:03 AM (8dNrT)

136 >>>The acting head of the TSA has been fired

The word I heard is "reassigned." i.e. Still drawing a taxpayer-funded paycheck.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 02, 2015 08:03 AM (O7MnT)

137 Morning, Glories! Imagine I made several comments on the news already. They just didn't make it out of head and onto the keyboard. Witty, pithy comments, too!

So, I've been mostly out of the webworkshop most of the past year, pretty rusty at it. Dabbling again, a little.

Not like Hill's tweet wasn't unintentional parody in the first place, but I fiddled with it. As I said, rusty, and that includes my taste-judgment. Think this is going too far?

Sweet Dreams, Chris Somebody
http://bit.ly/sweet-dreams-some1

Posted by: mindful webworker - webworking again at June 02, 2015 08:03 AM (qXtgU)

138 Morning all

Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 08:03 AM (3ZtZW)

139
So, 'roid rage but just once a month?





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 08:01 AM (St6BJ)

JJ for an old fart you are good. The chances Jenner needs a Tampax are slim and none. Slim left town.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 08:03 AM (0FSuD)

140 Interviewer: What's the timeframe for your surgery?


Jenner: It won't be long now


Interviewer: I know, but what's the timeframe?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 02, 2015 08:04 AM (NeFrd)

141 " Can open it up next to "The Pink Taco."

Which would be an improvement over the current restaurant, which The Pink Taco is located above.

True story.
Friends with the owner.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 02, 2015 08:04 AM (VPLuQ)

142 Thanks Vic. Kinda didn't think it was. Can't wait to get to work and see how they pulled 2300 new regulations out of their ass.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 02, 2015 08:05 AM (OtFSb)

143 >>>>>Planned Peckerwood

Truth in advertising, maybe Planned Spinsterhood

Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 08:05 AM (3ZtZW)

144 I read somewhere on the internet Jenner and Lindsey like to scissor.

Posted by: dogfish at June 02, 2015 08:05 AM (jWtyG)

145 There is only one sport worth watching:

Women's Professional Beach Volleyball

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 08:05 AM (VcOqI)

146 If Brucie is now the definition of normal and beautiful and good, shouldn't also be young girls who cut themselves?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 02, 2015 08:05 AM (oVJmc)

147 I'd like to give Jenner my right fist.....wait a minute...I didn't mean that....

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 08:06 AM (VcOqI)

148 Univ of Alabama Birmingham re-instates NCAA Rifle Team.
Oh, and football. And bowling. Unprecedented support.

Hope they win the conference. It worked for West Virginia. Go B-l-a-z-e-r-s.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 02, 2015 08:06 AM (xq1UY)

149 141 True story.
Friends with the owner.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 02, 2015 08:04 AM (VPLuQ)

You're in Phoenix?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 08:06 AM (St6BJ)

150 147 I'd like to give Jenner my right fist.....wait a minute...I didn't mean that....
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 08:06 AM (VcOqI)


If you did, you'd have a future in German porn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 08:07 AM (St6BJ)

151 And he's going to need prayers because as soon as he stops being the celebrity du jour and applauded he's going to be lonely. The suicide rate of transponders post op is very high.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 07:51 AM (9HoBs)


-----------------


And if he does kill himself, the media and his famewhore family will be full of stories about how it was all due to those hater christians who wouldn't accept him and forced him to be silent.

Posted by: DangerGirl at June 02, 2015 08:08 AM (chFFu)

152 Good job, MWW. Poor , poor Chris Stevens.

It would be good for someone to pay you to make it into large posters so that it could be plastered around wherever she speaks. I would but I don't have the money. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 08:08 AM (9HoBs)

153 In 1976, I kept a Bruce Jenner book going during the Olympics, carefully cutting all the articles out of the newspapers and Sports Illustrated and pasting them into a notebook.

He was a real hero to us kids. The World's Greatest Athlete. And he was American to boot.

He really is a symbol of the decline, as JackStraw illustrated above.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 02, 2015 08:08 AM (7ObY1)

154 @126

You can bet the farm he took steroids.

Steroids weren't made schedule III until the early 90's by Bush admimistration, another reason to loath the man

You used to be able to buy ampules right out of the back of muscle magazines.

Now you can't even get injectable B12 without a prescription.

What used to cost a couple of bucks per shot now cost over $50 bucks with copay.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 02, 2015 08:08 AM (lPu4P)

155 152 Good job, MWW. Poor , poor Chris Stevens.

It would be good for someone to pay you to make it into large posters so that it could be plastered around wherever she speaks. I would but I don't have the money. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 08:08 AM (9HoBs)


Maybe the dude who did the Stepladderopolus PayPal poster will strike at Roosevelt Island?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 08:09 AM (St6BJ)

156 Obama mentioned carrying on JFK's "legacy" the other day---what was his legacy, nailing every piece of tail in site?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 08:09 AM (VcOqI)

157 Funny, I always thought Mark Spitz would turn out to be the sicko.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 02, 2015 08:10 AM (oVJmc)

158 " Men are repelled by us and we are wearing women's panties.

We are all Caitlyn now."


This!


Did you come up with that yourself, or swipe it from someone?
Cause it's dead balls on the money.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 02, 2015 08:10 AM (VPLuQ)

159 156 Obama mentioned carrying on JFK's "legacy" the other day---what was his legacy, nailing every piece of tail in site?


Being humiliated by a Russian leader? Obammy's doing real good on that count.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 02, 2015 08:10 AM (7ObY1)

160 #156 sight. Oh well, back to the dictionary.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 08:10 AM (VcOqI)

161 You can bet the farm he took steroids.

Steroids weren't made schedule III until the early 90's by Bush admimistration, another reason to loath the man

You used to be able to buy ampules right out of the back of muscle magazines.
Now you can't even get injectable B12 without a prescription.

What used to cost a couple of bucks per shot now cost over $50 bucks with copay.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 02, 2015 08:08 AM (lPu4P)


Ja, tell us about it. Now we have to actually lift.

Posted by: Hanz und Franz at June 02, 2015 08:10 AM (cL79m)

162 Maybe the dude who did the Stepladderopolus PayPal poster will strike at Roosevelt Island?

Hope so!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 08:11 AM (9HoBs)

163 157 Funny, I always thought Mark Spitz would turn out to be the sicko.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 02, 2015 08:10 AM (oVJmc)


Nice Jewish boy with gold medals! I know, Jooz, gold, Luap newsletter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 08:11 AM (St6BJ)

164 162 Hope so!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 08:11 AM (9HoBs)

Is his identity known? Would send him the suggestion.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 08:11 AM (St6BJ)

165 "You're in Phoenix? "

No.

Might be two of them.
This one grooms lady bits.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 02, 2015 08:11 AM (VPLuQ)

166 Good morning everyone. I'm kinda gettin' used to the feel of these silk panties...

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 08:11 AM (VcOqI)

167 Ooh I hate to see "hirsute" women thrown in the tranny-bowl with Bruce.
Hirsute women are teh sex-ay, in ways thin-scalped blondies will never know.
Sure they have to "look after things," but to suggest that they're somehow hidden men, or the like? That's devaluating some of the thrustiest females we gots.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 02, 2015 08:12 AM (xq1UY)

168 >>Did you come up with that yourself, or swipe it from someone?
Cause it's dead balls on the money.

I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 08:12 AM (g1DWB)

169 Obama mentioned carrying on JFK's "legacy" the other day---what was his legacy, nailing every piece of tail in site?

Moving us to the brink of nuclear war by being a drug-addled fuck at a summit meeting.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 02, 2015 08:12 AM (oVJmc)

170 >>>Woman who ran into a Navy CPO on a motorcycle in San Diego then backed up and ran over him has been charged with murder

There seems to be some controversy in the comments at fxnws over the race of the woman, as though that matters.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 02, 2015 08:12 AM (O7MnT)

171 OK shower before maid arrives.



This retirement is killing me. JJ you are just a pup, ha ha.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 08:12 AM (0FSuD)

172 Mark Spitz did some of those Dean Martin Roasts.

He was pretty wooden, reading the insults written for him, but he was a good sport (no pun intended) and he wasn't bad for a non-entertainer.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 02, 2015 08:12 AM (7ObY1)

173 165 "You're in Phoenix? "

No.

Might be two of them.
This one grooms lady bits.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 02, 2015 08:11 AM (VPLuQ)


Hay chihuahua! The Pink Taco is in Scottsdale, IIRC. Would've been a total flop had the media not pounced on feminazi protestors who gave it a shit-ton of free publicity.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 08:13 AM (St6BJ)

174 Daily Caller reports on a story from Britain. Mysteriously, the Atlantic seems to be cooling. And, get this, that's not good. Cue the "new ice age!" fears.


http://bit.ly/1HIgDmx

Posted by: MTF at June 02, 2015 08:13 AM (DkJ4E)

175 Pathetic story. He needs to take whatever's left of his Jenner-talia and fade back into obscurity.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 02, 2015 08:13 AM (NeFrd)

176 171 OK shower before maid arrives.



This retirement is killing me. JJ you are just a pup, ha ha.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 02, 2015 08:12 AM (0FSuD)


Are you anticipating something?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 08:13 AM (St6BJ)

177 Hope Jenner is happy. Now can we never ever hear of him again. This celebration of him is sickening.

Posted by: dogfish at June 02, 2015 08:14 AM (jWtyG)

178 Okay, relevant comment. Vic's link to Wash Times article on Marijuana church? "Take survey to finish article." No, and also FU, WT.

I just wanted to know if they were related to that longstanding pot-sacrament church in Hawaii.

Posted by: mindful webworker - freeda webz at June 02, 2015 08:14 AM (qXtgU)

179 All this Jenner talk. I think I'll revisit the love scene in "Deliverance" just for the hell of it.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 08:15 AM (VcOqI)

180 " OK shower before maid arrives.
"

Euphemism alert!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 02, 2015 08:15 AM (VPLuQ)

181 It's time to revisit anorexia and bulimia, too. There are actual studies that severely restricting calorie intake improves longevity. Karen Carpenter withstanding. Isolated case, yada, yada.

Who are we to judge extremely thin people?

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 02, 2015 08:15 AM (xQX/f)

182 Funny, I always thought Mark Spitz would turn out to be the sicko.


****

Can't be. Otherwise he would have changed his name to Mark Swallowz.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 02, 2015 08:15 AM (NeFrd)

183 I bet Bill Clinton wants a piece of Bruce's/Caitlyn's action.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 08:15 AM (VcOqI)

184 There is only one sport worth watching:
Women's Professional Beach Volleyball


With Caitlyn Jenner!

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 02, 2015 08:16 AM (kMXQs)

185 >>Mama were you be?

Mr. S--excuse me, Comrade Moron Sip, I am in NW Louisiana, near but hopefully far enough from the Red River.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 02, 2015 08:16 AM (0xTsz)

186 The Let it Burn crowd are realizing their dreams.

Baltimore Has Highest Monthly Murder Rate since 1972
truthrevolt.org

All major Democrat cities aren't ashamed to let it burn.
So they can blame the GOP somehow.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 02, 2015 08:16 AM (IXrOn)

187 The suicide rate of transponders post op is very high.

Those high-potency hormone shots can trigger a lot of cancers, too.
Happened to a prominent classical musician in these parts. Brain cancer.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 02, 2015 08:16 AM (xq1UY)

188 #184 I admit it--I replay the action in slo-mo.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 08:17 AM (VcOqI)

189 Asking for an emergency prayer request. FenelonSpouse is being hassled at work. I think it's an age discrimination thing because some of the criticisms seems unjust and untrue. They have it in for FS and you know, if a company really wants to get rid of you they will. FS is so competent and (like others here) underpaid and underemployed.

Thanks for your prayers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 08:17 AM (9HoBs)

190 182 Can't be. Otherwise he would have changed his name to Mark Swallowz.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 02, 2015 08:15 AM (NeFrd)


Well done. But stupid!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2015 08:17 AM (St6BJ)

191 Obama: "I will never engage in a politics in which I'm trying to divide people"

"Excuse me, WHAT??? LOLOLOLOLOL"



truthrevolt.org


You can only laugh in a very dark way.
This man is so sick, so disgustingly sick.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 02, 2015 08:17 AM (IXrOn)

192 Bruce is a sad fellow. What is really astounding to me is that these people who supposedly love science really seem to think that bruce is now a girl. Because of makeup and pills and pretty dresses. The delusion is strong in our age.
Posted by: Lizabth at June 02, 2015 07:15 AM (Qeh6Q)
_____________________________

It's weird, isn't it. There is no way, as of yet, to turn a person into another gender. Maybe at some point in the future, scientists will discover a way to change a person's chromosomes, but for now, you're stuck with the ones you were born with.

I feel sorry for Jenner, and for other people who believe that they are the "wrong" gender, because it is clearly a miserable condition to have. But the fact remains that there currently is no way for a person to actually change their gender.

All Jenner and the other "transgenders" have done is make cosmetic changes. Under their dresses and make-up (or beards), they remain the same gender they were born. A good example is that "man" who was featured on People magazine's cover, after "he" gave birth, twice. That obviously was a woman, masquerading as a man. Men don't have ovaries and fallopian tubes and uteruses, and men don't get pregnant and give birth to babies. Yet People magazine insisted on pretending that the woman was a man, simply because she chose to dress like a man and take male hormones (when she wasn't pregnant), and call herself by a male name. But she still has XX chromosomes, and female plumbing, and every cell of her body knows that it is female (as it demonstrated during her two pregnancies) -- even if her mind (and People magazine) refuses to admit the obvious.

We're not doing these people any favors by indulging them in their delusions about their gender identity. Instead of pretending they are something they are not, we should be encouraging them, with compassion, to get counseling and try to find why their minds insist on telling them they are something they are not.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 02, 2015 08:18 AM (lmdHn)

193 I think I'll revisit the love scene in "Deliverance" just for the hell of it.

Great. Now I got that bango music earworm stuck in my head.

Good afternoon (delight) to you.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 02, 2015 08:18 AM (xQX/f)

194 #184 Professional Transgender Volleyball coming to a beach near you?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 02, 2015 08:18 AM (VcOqI)

195 >>Maybe the dude who did the Stepladderopolus PayPal poster will strike at Roosevelt Island?

That might be more difficult in a place like that which is harder to access.

Hey, what a coincidence.

Can't wait to see the press lining up for their passes/tram tickets and being surprised at problems and delays for some of them, coincidentally from Fox.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 02, 2015 08:19 AM (0xTsz)

196 Piffle, you know what the true horror about Jenner is?

According to TMZ Trashy Lingerie is where Jenner looks for bustiers. Which is making Bebes Boobs Destroy ponder having to burn her own bustier and never visit that store again.

Now THAT Morons is true horror.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 02, 2015 08:19 AM (+WOB8)

197 "All major Democrat cities aren't ashamed to let it burn.
So they can blame the GOP somehow."

As I mentioned yesterday, to truly understand the Baltimore numbers, one must look at the population in 1972 (roughly 930,000) with 44 murders.
And compare it to Baltimores current population (roughly 620,000) with 43 murders.

The per capita rate even blows Chicago out of the water for May.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 02, 2015 08:19 AM (VPLuQ)

198 Haha...Hilldog tried to make the Buffett "hedge fund managers don't pay high enough taxes" argument, inartfully comparing them to truck drivers, and hedge fund managers are ganging up on her to call her out, truck drivers are pissing all over her assertions and even the Tampa Bay Times "Polifact" bullshitter, Kessler, gets in on the act, rating her claims "False".

The woman can't buy a clue.

Posted by: MTF at June 02, 2015 08:20 AM (DkJ4E)

199 Twitter lynch mob goes after Nickelodeon star for the hateful statement 'Sorry, I'm still calling you Bruce.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 02, 2015 08:20 AM (OtFSb)

200 With Caitlyn Jenner!
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 02, 2015 08:16 AM (kMXQs)


if you look at wiki for Jenner, every single instance of "he" was already replaced with a "she"

Does that mean he/she has all of his awards and medals revoked? Was he really a he when competing in men's events?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 02, 2015 08:20 AM (IXrOn)

201 FenelonSpouse is being hassled at work.

(clutching pen in fist) Since when do you talk like Bob Dole.

Posted by: Bob Dole at June 02, 2015 08:21 AM (xQX/f)

202 She went on to finish in 10th place at the 1972 Summer Olympics held in Munich, Germany.[23] Jenner sold insurance at night (earning $9,000 a year[24]) while training during the day.[25] During that period, she spent eight hours a day at the San Jose City College track

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 02, 2015 08:21 AM (IXrOn)

203 I don't get the meme about Holiday Inn Express. I've stayed at some which are quite nice and on our salaries you take hat you can get.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 08:21 AM (9HoBs)

204 @193 Heh. Know that sheriff who says "Don't evah come up heah no moah"?
That's James Dickey, the author of Deliverance. Played football for Clemson.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 02, 2015 08:22 AM (xq1UY)

205 Asking for an emergency prayer request. FenelonSpouse is being hassled at work. I think it's an age discrimination thing because some of the criticisms seems unjust and untrue.



Guido, Vinnie, pick up Tommy Two Toes and book a flight!

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 02, 2015 08:22 AM (kMXQs)

206 Somebody over at pjmedia read Ace's screed about big L Libertarians.

http://tinyurl.com/or3goez

Most commenters don't get it.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 02, 2015 08:22 AM (V70Uh)

207 >>>
Jenner said his marriage failed b/c Kris was too controlling<<<

Ha ha! Who didn't see this coming? I just hope he doesn't decide to shoot himself in the fcuking head now that he's "free" from the scourge of the K-family matriarch.

Posted by: Fritz at June 02, 2015 08:22 AM (UzPAd)

208 Make that "take what you can get".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 08:22 AM (9HoBs)

209 56 "ISIS bans pigeon breeding"

Pigeons safe from rape, breathe sigh of relief. Goats cringe.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 02, 2015 08:23 AM (nqiq9)

210 203 I don't get the meme about Holiday Inn Express. I've stayed at some which are quite nice and on our salaries you take hat you can get.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2015 08:21 AM (9HoBs)

Have you seen the commercials?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 02, 2015 08:24 AM (OtFSb)

211 >>I don't get the meme about Holiday Inn Express.

It was an ad campaign by Holiday Inn. People who stayed at Holiday Inn Express' were gifted with moments of inspiration above their normal capacity.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2015 08:24 AM (g1DWB)

212 FenelonSpoke: "It would be good for someone to pay you...."

Hah! I've got no problem with that. (I do have donation buttons on every page, but if I doubled my income from those, it would be the same amount.)

It'd be more likely I could get Hillary's campaign to pay me to not do posters of her.

___

RE Jenner: I managed to avoid the Vanity Fair cover on all media, right up until I was scrolling down this blog. Thanks, Ace. Since it was the face that scrolled into view first, all I could think was, "That's a man, baby!" and I've never even seen that movie.

Posted by: mindful webworker - clutching the pearls at June 02, 2015 08:24 AM (qXtgU)

213 Jenner said his marriage failed b/c Kris was too controlling

Ha ha! Who didn't see this coming? I just hope he doesn't decide to shoot himself in the fcuking head now that he's "free" from the scourge of the K-family matriarch.
Posted by: Fritz at June 02, 2015 08:22 AM (UzPAd)



or, when he sees how much women's clothes cost

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 02, 2015 08:24 AM (IXrOn)

214 Between the lion and the cheetahs that South African wild animal park sounds like the Obama administration.


**rimshot**


Thank you. Enjoy the waitress, tip your veal, I'll be here all week.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 02, 2015 08:24 AM (NeFrd)

215 "I just hope he doesn't decide to shoot himself in the fcuking head now that he's "free" from the scourge of the K-family matriarch."

I don't think Brucella could hit a target that small.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 02, 2015 08:25 AM (nqiq9)

216 For Muldoon since he's sucha tactile type of Moron

http://www.ufunk.net/en/artistes/touching-the-prado/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 02, 2015 08:26 AM (+WOB8)

217 @206- Most commenters don't get it.

Not very bright over there, huh?

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at June 02, 2015 08:26 AM (Bbcs8)

218 >>>> There are actual studies that severely restricting calorie intake improves longevity

Mengele Institute for Nutrition?

Posted by: Bigby's Fists of Furry at June 02, 2015 08:27 AM (3ZtZW)

219 FS, they did a commercial where people were smart because they stayed at one:

https://youtu.be/ZlCLuIwuVgQ

And prayers offered for FeSpou.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 02, 2015 08:27 AM (0xTsz)

220 Oh, this one is better.

https://youtu.be/wm-h7YR_410

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 02, 2015 08:28 AM (0xTsz)

221 @216- Heh. Visited the Louvre with my wife and (at the time) teenage daughter. My daughter innocently reached out and touched one of the statues. Security guards were not amused.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 02, 2015 08:30 AM (NeFrd)

222 Like the pic of JLo. Whatever other faults she has (plenty), she's IS easy on the eyes.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 02, 2015 08:30 AM (nqiq9)

223 "ISIS bans pigeon breeding"



They found out that the muzzies only had one pigeon each.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 02, 2015 08:31 AM (kMXQs)

224 USAF to Osprey, "You're nice and everything, but I think we should see other aircraft."

http://tinyurl.com/qxl7pql

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 02, 2015 08:31 AM (O7MnT)

225 @222 She use to be a man.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at June 02, 2015 08:31 AM (CzhL0)

226 Somebody over at pjmedia read Ace's screed about big L Libertarians.

http://tinyurl.com/or3goez

Most commenters don't get it.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 02, 2015 08:22 AM (V70Uh)


The main purpose of the Losertarian Party is to keep their cousins the DemocRATs ascendant.

Posted by: steveegg at June 02, 2015 08:32 AM (cL79m)

227 Oddly enough, that's also now the main goal of what used to be the Republican Party.

Posted by: steveegg at June 02, 2015 08:33 AM (cL79m)

228 Dump up

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 02, 2015 08:35 AM (NeFrd)

229 nood
Dump

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 02, 2015 08:35 AM (KCxzN)

230 Lola. La la la Lola......

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at June 02, 2015 08:35 AM (CzhL0)

231 Gregory that is a very very bad thing to admit in an open source. That the EA-18G Growler and its jammers can harm the F-35.

But the USAF has shot itself on the EW front since after Desert Storm. When it retired all EF-111A Sparkvarks and had to share EA-6Bs with the Navy.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 02, 2015 08:36 AM (+WOB8)

232 The GOPe is the Bruce Jenner of political parties, trying to transition to Scoop Jackson Democrats.

Posted by: MTF at June 02, 2015 08:37 AM (DkJ4E)

233 'Breaking defense' has become my favorite smart military blog.

Foxtrot Alpha is also good.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 02, 2015 08:39 AM (O7MnT)

234 Yeah, that hyper female stuff screams, "this isn't about living, this is about my mental disorder and how to feed it."

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 02, 2015 08:40 AM (A98Xu)

235 There are actual studies that severely restricting calorie intake improves longevity


Yes - the lab rat studies. However the follow up to that doesn't get quite the press. In the subsequent study they discovered that all of the life extension qualities vanished if the rats were simply allowed to smell food. Evidently the life extension qualities come from restricting the number of times that the digestive system is started in action. It apparently has nothing to do with restricting calories.



Posted by: An Observation at June 02, 2015 08:41 AM (FSgig)

236 Is Precedent Obama following JFKs legacy? Absolutely, remember JFK almost got us into a nuclear war, Barely the Prez is doing his best to stumblefuck us into Defcon 1.

Posted by: An Observation at June 02, 2015 08:51 AM (FSgig)

237 Re: Jenner --Most transvestites are NOT gay--they still want sex with women. I have heard of men who want their wives to have sex with them while they are wearing all their feminine regalia! There are many guys who cross-dress because it's a sexual fetish. So yes, they're very sick .

Posted by: speaking from experience at June 02, 2015 09:29 AM (91yCk)

238 Man that's gotta sting. Brucella looks better than Lena Dunham and he's what? 40 years older?

Hey, I'm just trying to play it straight now.

Posted by: Brian Williams at June 02, 2015 10:00 AM (RusNE)

239 I'm fully in support of nouns so I guess that makes me Pro-noun.

Posted by: heftyjo at June 02, 2015 10:40 AM (+BqEV)

240 What about amateur nouns?

Posted by: HAL at June 02, 2015 02:48 PM (OmBeX)

241 Qu$$$$$:-[ra rthen glognt kp



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