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The Olympian Formerly Known as Bruce Jenner to Be the Cover Model of Vanity Fair Next Month as "Caitlyn Jenner"
Did he have sex reassignment surgery, or age reassignment surgery? Did they successfully transform him into a tweener? Thus begins a great National Contest to see who can best pretend that None of This Is In Any Way Strange.“I’m not doing this to be interesting. I’m doing this to live.” #CallMeCaitlyn http://t.co/Mwfy5PkjTp pic.twitter.com/V2NmSJG2eV
— VANITY FAIR (@VanityFair) June 1, 2015Watch @Caitlyn_Jenner's behind-the-scenes video with Vanity Fair http://t.co/wBqWqqXLzG pic.twitter.com/aMadZ6tObi
— Hollywood Reporter (@THR) June 1, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 01, 2015 01:45 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 01, 2015 01:45 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Nomennovum at June 01, 2015 01:45 PM (0z+LY)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 01, 2015 01:46 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Nomennovum at June 01, 2015 01:46 PM (0z+LY)
Posted by: Killerdog at June 01, 2015 01:46 PM (18QvC)
Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at June 01, 2015 01:46 PM (Na4RS)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 01, 2015 01:46 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 01, 2015 01:47 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Nomennovum at June 01, 2015 01:47 PM (0z+LY)
Posted by: donna at June 01, 2015 01:47 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Lord Guardian, Protector, and Moisturizer to The Rack at June 01, 2015 01:47 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2015 01:47 PM (6xtq3)
only maybe a little hotter.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at June 01, 2015 01:47 PM (4KA1Z)
Posted by: Dan in Michigan at June 01, 2015 01:47 PM (2yD4G)
Posted by: Phinn at June 01, 2015 01:47 PM (DLUnW)
Posted by: The Dude at June 01, 2015 01:47 PM (SyKbw)
It is not a name for an aging drag queen.
Might I suggest "Layonda Sheets" instead?
Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 01:48 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Draki at June 01, 2015 01:48 PM (0eidE)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 01, 2015 01:48 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: donna at June 01, 2015 01:49 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 01, 2015 01:49 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Todd's Monster at June 01, 2015 01:49 PM (kyTFr)
Or stomach turning.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 01, 2015 01:49 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Sean Connery at June 01, 2015 01:49 PM (xQX/f)
Or stomach turning.
But the DUGGARS!
Posted by: donna at June 01, 2015 01:50 PM (Bn6aD)
"Today, I consider myself, the luckiest [wo]man on the face of the earth...."
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 01, 2015 01:50 PM (VcOqI)
Plus, he's been married to women with half the age appropriate names.
Posted by: Lauren at June 01, 2015 01:50 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 01, 2015 01:50 PM (/wjyE)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 01, 2015 01:50 PM (vgIRn)
We'll have to see if he get wardrobe advice from Kim and Khloe. And if he got butt implants. Ugh.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 01:51 PM (UJir/)
As long as there are no pictures of Hillary coming up, I might make it through the day. And this post can be the fallback position.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 01, 2015 01:51 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 01, 2015 01:51 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 01, 2015 01:49 PM (VcOqI)
Hey who has the tequilla?
Posted by: Caitlyn at June 01, 2015 01:51 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at June 01, 2015 01:51 PM (4KA1Z)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 01, 2015 01:51 PM (VcOqI)
Read the comments here:
http://www.celebitchy.com/430465/ bruce_jenner_debuts_her_new_female_identity_caitlyn_on_vanity_fair/
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 01:51 PM (UJir/)
Posted by: AmishDude at June 01, 2015 01:52 PM (t+GJl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 01:52 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 01:52 PM (rDqRv)
*sigh*
Was this how old people felt about my generation in the '60's?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 01, 2015 01:52 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 01, 2015 01:52 PM (XX9+E)
Posted by: Talibill at June 01, 2015 01:53 PM (DlyaN)
Posted by: Chelsea Manning at June 01, 2015 01:53 PM (UJir/)
Posted by: tachyonwing plover at June 01, 2015 01:53 PM (TEt6C)
Posted by: paisleyhautmeister at June 01, 2015 01:53 PM (n4VVw)
Posted by: donna at June 01, 2015 01:53 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 01:53 PM (rDqRv)
If you didn't know who it was, everyone here, from Vic to ATC would hit it.
We're not that picky.
Posted by: jwest at June 01, 2015 01:54 PM (9ZZd+)
He can live the life he wants. Have surgery, dress how he wants, change his name. If he were my Dad or family member, I would still love him.
But, barring some major chromosomal thing of which we are unaware (i.e.: two X chromosomes) he is not a woman.
I really hate that courts are now deciding a person's biology. It offends me as a scientist and as a citizen.
Posted by: Y-not at June 01, 2015 01:54 PM (RWGcK)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 01:54 PM (UJir/)
Posted by: Sean Connery at June 01, 2015 01:55 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Guns Gardens and Yarn at June 01, 2015 01:55 PM (/K1AJ)
Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2015 01:55 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at June 01, 2015 01:55 PM (Wea6O)
Doesn't matter ... No one is gonna hit that...
Posted by: donna at June 01, 2015 01:56 PM (Bn6aD)
Funny that he's giving up that sweet, sweet male privilege.
Posted by: AmishDude at June 01, 2015 01:56 PM (t+GJl)
Posted by: Bruce Caitlyn Jenner at June 01, 2015 01:56 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 01, 2015 01:56 PM (nCKKS)
And thanks to VF all of our children will be asking about this. Because it will be unavoidable at the grocery checkout.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 01:56 PM (UJir/)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 01, 2015 01:56 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 01:56 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Ozzy Osbourne at June 01, 2015 01:56 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Titanium at June 01, 2015 01:56 PM (2blpY)
Welcome to the United States of Amoralca. Check your Decency at the door.
Posted by: Jaws at June 01, 2015 01:56 PM (Jktp1)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 01:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2015 01:56 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Ever at June 01, 2015 01:56 PM (QZdJj)
Posted by: Walsingham at June 01, 2015 01:56 PM (dCigj)
Posted by: Walsingham at June 01, 2015 01:56 PM (dCigj)
Posted by: Titanium at June 01, 2015 01:56 PM (2blpY)
Trigger warning. Frightens the horses and kids.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 01:57 PM (St6BJ)
Pro-tip: somebody who just "wants to live and not be interesting" doesn't show up for a Vogue cover shoot.
Newly-minted trannies go through a 3 or 4 year "LOOK AT ME!!!" stage, which they usually later come to profoundly regret. It's their puberty, in a way. I know whereof I speak, and that's as far as my hat's gonna tip right now.
Posted by: Kate58 at June 01, 2015 01:57 PM (MvtKs)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 01, 2015 01:57 PM (shFKH)
He (she now, I guess) actually looks better than I thought he would.
Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at June 01, 2015 01:46 PM (Na4RS)
Can you say photoshopped?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 01, 2015 01:57 PM (GpgJl)
There you go again. Injecting fairness and compassion into a made for mocking moment.
Just remember they may be able to make it legal but they can't make you applaud it.(thought they will try)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 01, 2015 01:57 PM (zRby/)
45
remember in The CRYING GAME when RA had a penis?
Posted by: tachyonwing plover at June 01, 2015 01:53 PM (TEt6C)
I got all of the jokes in this comment, and laughed at them. Good job.
Posted by: Phinn at June 01, 2015 01:57 PM (DLUnW)
I don't know. At least I got a good laugh...
Posted by: donna at June 01, 2015 01:57 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 01:57 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: The guy from Ow My Balls at June 01, 2015 01:57 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 01, 2015 01:58 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 01, 2015 01:58 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 01, 2015 01:58 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 01, 2015 01:58 PM (nCKKS)
Or have the transition process filmed for reality tv, or sit down for a 2 hour interview with Diane Sawyer, and so on.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 01:58 PM (UJir/)
Posted by: The guy from Ow My Balls at June 01, 2015 01:57 PM (uctT+)
Stop tucking your junk behind your legs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 01:58 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 01, 2015 01:58 PM (zRby/)
Bruce, if you don't want to live a lie - show us the reality without the airbrushed version.
Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2015 01:58 PM (ZFPMM)
Political power.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 01:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 01:58 PM (rDqRv)
But, he can afford it. So whatever.
OTOH, I read over the weekend about some transgendered college student who was getting reassignment surgery paid for by her (his?) college insurance plan. Something seriously wrong with that.
Posted by: Y-not at June 01, 2015 01:59 PM (RWGcK)
There's always the minor act of rebellion option of turning the magazine around. I've done that a few times when they have something pornographic at toddler eye level.
Posted by: Lauren at June 01, 2015 01:59 PM (MYCIw)
That picture is heavily, heavily P-shopped.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 01:59 PM (7ObY1)
Brian Stelter
ESPN confirms that Caitlyn Jenner will be receiving the @ESPYs Arthur Ashe Courage Award this July.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 01, 2015 01:59 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at June 01, 2015 01:46 PM (Na4RS)
P-shop. Still scary looking.
Also, still "he".
And he's totally not doing this for attention. Which is exactly why he had that interview on national TV and is now "gracing" - scratch that - is now on the cover of Vanity Fair.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 01, 2015 01:59 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: Lindsay Graham at June 01, 2015 01:59 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Talibill at June 01, 2015 01:59 PM (DlyaN)
Posted by: OhioCoastie at June 01, 2015 02:00 PM (c9o0R)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 01, 2015 02:00 PM (ZKzrr)
There's no reason race isn't as much a 'societal construct' as sex.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 02:00 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: NCKate at June 01, 2015 02:00 PM (wvj3h)
Kind of diminishes the real things that nature puts on women. What can't misguided 21st century medicine provide?
Posted by: MacGruber at June 01, 2015 02:00 PM (S+el1)
Said the patriarch, er matriarch, of the biggest attention whoring family on the planet.
Because nothing says I don't want attention than a dude sewing on some boobs and posing for the cover of Vanity Fair in a women's bathing suit.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2015 02:01 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Lindsay Graham at June 01, 2015 02:01 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: Countessa de Monet at June 01, 2015 02:01 PM (JO9+V)
There's no reason race isn't as much a 'societal construct' as sex.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 02:00 PM (oVJmc)
Second look at black face?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 02:01 PM (St6BJ)
Jodi Foster needs to break into the Kardashian house and arrest Bruce Jenner.
Posted by: wooga at June 01, 2015 02:01 PM (auiMq)
Kind of diminishes the real things that nature puts on women. What can't misguided 21st century medicine provide?
If He were a "Woman" at His age gravity would be fighting ....
Posted by: donna at June 01, 2015 02:01 PM (Bn6aD)
Self love?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 02:01 PM (UJir/)
Posted by: Countessa de Monet at June 01, 2015 02:01 PM (JO9+V)
Cuntessa Brewer, maybe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 02:01 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 02:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sweet Meteor Of Death 2015 at June 01, 2015 02:02 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 01, 2015 02:02 PM (TF10X)
Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at June 01, 2015 02:02 PM (RWGcK)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 01, 2015 02:02 PM (H991r)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 02:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 01, 2015 02:02 PM (qHSPL)
@Caitlyn_Jenner already has the blue checkmark?
not a big deal in the grand scheme of things, but why is their such a race to prove how wonderful you are for being a part of this from every news outlet/media group? its pretty clear most of america is "meh" on this
Posted by: chelsea danger at June 01, 2015 02:03 PM (pBUj2)
If you didn't know who it was, everyone here, from Vic to ATC would hit it.
We're not that picky.
Posted by: jwest at June 01, 2015 01:54 PM (9ZZd+)
You clearly didn't see the first photo Ace posted. Clearly.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 01, 2015 02:03 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 02:03 PM (UJir/)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 01, 2015 02:02 PM (TF10X)
Okay, I laughed..
Posted by: donna at June 01, 2015 02:03 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 01, 2015 02:03 PM (C41H3)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 01, 2015 02:03 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at June 01, 2015 02:02 PM (RWGcK)
That's true. Nobody accepted that Michael was white no matter what he did to himself.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 02:03 PM (oVJmc)
My days of not taking ESPN seriously are certainly coming to a middle.
Why not just rebrand it a ESJW?
Posted by: Jaws at June 01, 2015 02:03 PM (Jktp1)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 01, 2015 02:03 PM (H991r)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 01, 2015 02:03 PM (nCKKS)
Posted by: irongrampa at June 01, 2015 02:04 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Harry Reid at June 01, 2015 02:04 PM (0eidE)
Sorry, I don't want "Caitlyn", especially pre-op "Caitlyn" in the changing room next to my kids at the pool.
Call me prude, but I don't think it's appropriate for my 6 year old daughter to see a fully grown man's penis.
Posted by: Lauren at June 01, 2015 02:04 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: jwpaine, the quicker picker-upper at June 01, 2015 02:04 PM (0bXhD)
Posted by: @votermom at June 01, 2015 02:04 PM (cbfNE)
Now there can be no lines.
I would like to say "Thank you" to all you so very reasonable.
Posted by: nip at June 01, 2015 02:04 PM (a6Odp)
Did he have sex reassignment surgery, or age reassignment surgery? Did they successfully transform him into a tweener?
Minus the 'weener.'
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 02:04 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ken at June 01, 2015 02:04 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 01, 2015 02:04 PM (ZKzrr)
He can, he just has to have the correct politics. Democratic politician from the South? You're somehow in touch with the struggles of the black community.
Black man who grew up poor in the south, worked his way through law school, and now sits on the Supreme Court? You're white. You don't know what it's like to be black in America.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 01, 2015 02:04 PM (10ydV)
We think this is what happened to Rome but we're not totally sure because storage was paper/vellum/parchment and unstable inks with little stored by durable means.
Bread and circuses = check
foreign nationals given citizenship = check
rise of immorality and depravity = check
corrupt Senate and leaders = check
enemies gathered waiting for any weakness = check.
Okay. We're ready for our final close up Mr. DeMille.
We'll title it "Demise of Liberty"
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 01, 2015 02:05 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 01, 2015 02:05 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Y-not at June 01, 2015 01:54 PM (RWGcK)
Isn't it crazy that they are actually going back and changing the sex on people's birth certificates? That's in no way Orwellian.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 01, 2015 02:05 PM (shFKH)
Call me prude, but I don't think it's appropriate for my 6 year old daughter to see a fully grown man's penis.
Didn't He have His whacked off?
Posted by: donna at June 01, 2015 02:05 PM (Bn6aD)
SMH.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 02:05 PM (7ObY1)
2?
I like long hair. The breasts look alright. But that face. Those features really need to be softened up.
And he's still genetically a dude.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 01, 2015 02:05 PM (AC0lD)
http://www.ncregister.com/site/article/refuting-transgender-delusion/
Posted by: Iblis at June 01, 2015 02:05 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at June 01, 2015 02:05 PM (RWGcK)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 02:06 PM (UJir/)
Now there can be no lines.
I would like to say "Thank you" to all you so very reasonable.
Posted by: nip at June 01, 2015 02:04 PM (a6Odp)
There were never any lines. Anyone who believed that you could accommodate the Left is a fool.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 01, 2015 02:06 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: Y-not at June 01, 2015 02:06 PM (RWGcK)
Of course, my pursuit of happiness includes NOT seeing him or his extended family as much as possible.
Posted by: JB1000 at June 01, 2015 02:06 PM (16OL0)
Posted by: Lea at June 01, 2015 02:06 PM (lIU4e)
The name Caitlyn means either pure or torture(!).
So....Pure Torture Jenner.
Which kinda goes along with having your wang scooped out then inverted and sewn into your abdomen.
So, perfect, I think. To quote a great ewok.
Is it Appropriate Monday?
Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2015 02:06 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 02:06 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: se pa moron at June 01, 2015 02:06 PM (xQX/f)
transgendered college student who was getting reassignment surgery paid
for by her (his?) college insurance plan. Something seriously wrong with
that.
Posted by: Y-not
Yes. My girlfriend's husband sprang this on her 20 years ago. He went to Thailand to have the complete surgery and is a hot, freaking mess. Oh by the way, he was a LAPD cop and has since then and will be forever recieving full disability payments.
Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2015 02:07 PM (ZFPMM)
Posted by: The Cis-Het Hat at June 01, 2015 02:07 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: The Cis-Het Hat at June 01, 2015 02:07 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 02:07 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 01, 2015 02:07 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Hamilton at June 01, 2015 02:07 PM (tR8og)
I don't think so. They usually make you wait a good amount of time to do that. First you have to live as a woman with boobs and hormones and such.
Posted by: Lauren at June 01, 2015 02:07 PM (MYCIw)
http://www.sexchangeregret.com/
Posted by: Iblis at June 01, 2015 02:07 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2015 02:07 PM (WiU5D)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 01, 2015 02:07 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 01, 2015 02:03 PM (nCKKS)
It's all about denying reality. They're gaslighting society.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 01, 2015 02:07 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: Your bunk at June 01, 2015 02:07 PM (/eTPT)
Thanks for making a way for all people to be who they are, @Caitlyn_Jenner.
Well I think I'm the Queen of England!... You will all bow before Me!
Posted by: donna at June 01, 2015 02:07 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Daphne at June 01, 2015 02:08 PM (JO9+V)
Why no news on the encephalitic ginger engineer what derailed that train?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2015 02:08 PM (uctT+)
Yep.
And if Jenner or Chaz or whoever leaves blood on a crime scene, they won't be able to match him/her in the database (I assume) because they are listed as the wrong gender.
That's wrong.
Posted by: Y-not at June 01, 2015 02:08 PM (RWGcK)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 02:08 PM (UJir/)
Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2015 02:08 PM (JBggj)
Pretty sure he can afford electrolysis.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 01, 2015 02:08 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 01, 2015 02:08 PM (C278+)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 02:08 PM (oVJmc)
You really didn't know what Bruce Jenner did in the Olympics? You must be under 50 years old.
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 01, 2015 02:08 PM (XX9+E)
Posted by: X at June 01, 2015 02:08 PM (xGNLA)
Posted by: Draki at June 01, 2015 02:08 PM (0eidE)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 01, 2015 02:08 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: Draki at June 01, 2015 02:09 PM (0eidE)
Posted by: Hamilton at June 01, 2015 02:09 PM (tR8og)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 01, 2015 02:09 PM (UhRGU)
Posted by: Iblis at June 01, 2015 02:09 PM (9221z)
Follow-up: Which of them has the larger penis.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 01, 2015 02:09 PM (JoIcn)
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2015 02:09 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at June 01, 2015 02:09 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 01, 2015 02:10 PM (VcOqI)
The Tampax Corporation announced today its first name recognized personality to be the face of Tampon will be Caitlyn Jenner. She will represent Tampon and all of its feminine products. Ms Jenner will be featured in most female oriented publications, and will travel the nation explaining to the public why she chose Tampon.
Posted by: Goldstein, Cohen, Finsterwald, and Kohn LLC at June 01, 2015 02:10 PM (P330y)
Pole Vault Catcher
Posted by: Track Star from the 70's at June 01, 2015 02:10 PM (UhRGU)
Careful there, that type of thinking will be heresy in laboratories soon.
Title IX everywhere!
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at June 01, 2015 02:10 PM (U8W/7)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 01, 2015 02:10 PM (0O7c5)
The provision also states that service secretaries should be more selective in permitting the transferability of unused education benefits to family members, while stopping short of mandating specific new changes or regulations.
Sure Billions and Billions for Illegals and fucked up Fredocare but screw the Military
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 02:10 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: X at June 01, 2015 02:10 PM (xGNLA)
Posted by: joncelli at June 01, 2015 02:10 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at June 01, 2015 02:10 PM (nFdGS)
To destroy it.
A large number of people (many in positions of power) are focused on doing that.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 02:10 PM (oVJmc)
Ellison's primary goal is the destruction on The Great Satan by whatever means necessary. He will be excused and lauded by the animals he trucks with for it.
Great harm, no foul.
Posted by: Jaws at June 01, 2015 02:10 PM (Jktp1)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 01, 2015 02:07 PM (10ydV)
I call it "Narrative Reality."
I wish I were kidding.
Posted by: Phinn at June 01, 2015 02:11 PM (DLUnW)
Posted by: Steve the Pirate at June 01, 2015 02:11 PM (ifqy+)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 01, 2015 02:11 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: joncelli at June 01, 2015 02:10 PM (RD7QR)
Far far Far away from me!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 02:11 PM (rDqRv)
Just to clarify once more.
No such thing as transgender.
You are born either male or female and will die as one or the other.
Whatever gets sown on or sliced off in the interim, with the appropriate histrionics, is irrelevant.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 01, 2015 02:11 PM (jeCnD)
Didn't He have His whacked off?
He did. Next one might not.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2015 02:11 PM (sUwfN)
Posted by: Oprah.The View, Wendy Williams fans at June 01, 2015 02:11 PM (IPzoI)
I don't agree with Bruce Jenner's choice to "become" a woman. He will always be a man, regardless of the cosmetic changes he's undergone to make himself appear to be a woman. I believe that this decision is one borne of mental illness that would be better treated by therapy and support, not surgical modification.
That said, he's had the surgery now. He wants to be called "Caitlyn." He wants to be addressed as "she." While I don't think I can ever use the feminine pronoun with him, I'm nonetheless going to treat him like a human being, not a circus freak.
I just hope when he comes to regret his choice someday (and so many transgendered people do it's alarming) that he seeks counseling and psychological help. Something like 40% of transgenders commit suicide, and I wouldn't wish that on anyone, regardless of what I feel about their life choices.
Jenner is in a position to be able to afford and access top notch care, both psychological and physical, and I hope he makes use of it to keep himself healthy on the inside. The rest of it is just window dressing.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 01, 2015 02:11 PM (4df7R)
That's wrong.
Posted by: Y-not at June 01, 2015 02:08 PM (RWGcK)
Whatever would give you the idea that a trans would commit a crime?
They're so well balanced mentally.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 02:11 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Draki at June 01, 2015 02:11 PM (0eidE)
Posted by: Dan in Michigan
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Nah. Your ex-wife just needs to know a good divorce lawyer.
Posted by: Roy at June 01, 2015 02:11 PM (VndSC)
Yes. Just as soon as the East German women's shot put team returns theirs.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2015 02:11 PM (g1DWB)
Every damn one of you plotzed when you saw that first picture, didn't you?
Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2015 02:12 PM (5tT9a)
Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2015 02:12 PM (UhRGU)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 01, 2015 01:48 PM (VcOqI
Bruce TransJenner.
Both worthy.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 01, 2015 02:12 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2015 02:12 PM (wAQA5)
Extra points on the college application, though.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 01, 2015 02:12 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at June 01, 2015 02:12 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 01, 2015 02:08 PM (C278+)
No. You see, history has now been rewritten to state that a woman won the Gold Medal in the Men's Decathalon.
And thus, women are equal to men in every way and biology is just a social construct.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 01, 2015 02:12 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2015 02:11 PM (sUwfN)
Are you sure? I thought he hadn't decided on it yet.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 02:12 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 02:13 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 01, 2015 02:13 PM (XX9+E)
Posted by: Colorado Alex
Bingo. The left/Hollywood is trying to gaslight the American public into thinking that every other person is gay or transgender which couldn't be farther from the truth. I personally don't care what he/she/it does just don't lecture or legislate me.
Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2015 02:13 PM (ZFPMM)
Just like Bill Clinton is giving half a million dollar speeches only so he can pay the bills.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 01, 2015 02:13 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: Iblis at June 01, 2015 02:13 PM (9221z)
I suggested to my physician that auctioning my testicles for charity would be a bonus for the less privileged, and they have been preserved for use on a future date.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 01, 2015 02:13 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Oprah.The View, Wendy Williams fans at June 01, 2015 02:14 PM (IPzoI)
Why?
'cause that's what he is, it is just that the tent is very big.
Posted by: West at June 01, 2015 02:14 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2015 02:14 PM (JBggj)
I'm uncomfortable with this as a spectacle.
Posted by: Lily at June 01, 2015 02:14 PM (S7UXR)
What did I ever do to you?
I might have expected this as one of Maet's punishment ONT's, but really....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2015 02:14 PM (9mTYi)
You could stop right there. Just because a mental patient claims to be Napolean,you don't have to follow him to Waterloo.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 01, 2015 02:14 PM (Spluw)
You could stop right there. Just because a mental patient claims to be Napolean,you don't have to follow him to Waterloo.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 01, 2015 02:14 PM (Spluw)
----------------------------
Thank you!
I couldn't remember that disgusting creature's name!
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at June 01, 2015 02:14 PM (fEoPu)
Posted by: Iblis at June 01, 2015 02:14 PM (9221z)
Shouldn't Bruce/Caitie have to give hisher medals back now?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 01, 2015 02:14 PM (d70lZ)
Posted by: Draki at June 01, 2015 02:14 PM (0eidE)
I can wrap my brain around transvestites. I can wrap my brain around homosexuality. I can't wrap my brain around the idea that "God put me in the wrong body type and I need to get breast implants and cut off my schlong..."
NO. Sorry, the mental illness light is blinking on my board over here, bucky. I think perhaps we should *NOT* let you mutilate yourself...
It's sad that an entire branch of the medical profession has conceded the field to this dysfunction.
Posted by: Miller at June 01, 2015 02:14 PM (Xo9QV)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes All Who Have Protected Our American Right To Gripe! at June 01, 2015 02:15 PM (hLRSq)
Adobe should pay for this. There isn't a lot of software out there which can transform a 65 year old man into a 35 year old woman.
Posted by: Rocks at June 01, 2015 02:15 PM (Q1lie)
Meghan McCain
Caitlyn Jennier is unbelievably brave and inspiring - historic moment for the LGBT community. Beautiful @VanityFair cover.
OK, Meghan or Caitlyn.
Hard Mode: Sober and they've taken away your belt and shoelaces so you just can't hang yourself.
Expert mode: You have to cuddle and talk afterward
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 01, 2015 02:15 PM (kdS6q)
Mike Penner (October 10, 1957 -November 27, 2009) was a sports writer for the Los Angeles Times. Penner self-identified as being transsexual in a 2007 column and returned from a vacation writing with the name Christine Daniels, before resuming his self-identification as male and original name in 2008. In 2009 he committed suicide.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 02:15 PM (oVJmc)
Load HEAT- Candice Swanepoel. http://wp.me/pgUFE-aXK
Posted by: Y-not at June 01, 2015 02:15 PM (RWGcK)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 01, 2015 02:15 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Randal Graves at June 01, 2015 02:16 PM (u9OP6)
Bingo. The left/Hollywood is trying to gaslight the American public into thinking that every other person is gay or transgender which couldn't be farther from the truth. I personally don't care what he/she/it does just don't lecture or legislate me.
Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2015 02:13 PM (ZFPMM)
It's more than that. It's about denying the existence of ANY reality. It gives the influencers power over you. If you don't go along with the perceived majority, then you are obviously insane, even if what they're demanding is 180 degrees opposite of what reality actually is.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 01, 2015 02:16 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at June 01, 2015 02:16 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Sally Kohn at June 01, 2015 02:16 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 01, 2015 02:16 PM (L52Oz)
http://slatestarcodex.com/blog_images/tnapoleon.png
Posted by: kartoffel at June 01, 2015 02:16 PM (fVxXv)
Posted by: Draki at June 01, 2015 02:16 PM (0eidE)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2015 02:16 PM (kivUY)
2. Congrats Bruce, you've transformed yourself into looking like every other 60ish over-surgeried Hollywood whore. Now go away.
Posted by: DangerGirl at June 01, 2015 02:16 PM (hpmES)
that on anyone, regardless of what I feel about their life choices.
Yep, the suicide rate for transgenders is over 40%.
This is why I am not thrilled about O insisting they should be allowed into the military. You don't want *any* demographic w/that suicide rate handling weapons and disrupting unit cohesion.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 02:17 PM (UJir/)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 02:17 PM (fWAjv)
Expert mode: You have to cuddle and talk afterward
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 01, 2015 02:15 PM (kdS6q)
Meghan. Not even close.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 01, 2015 02:17 PM (10ydV)
They are enablers.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 01, 2015 02:17 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at June 01, 2015 02:17 PM (oDCMR)
Caitlyn Jennier is unbelievably brave and inspiring - historic moment for the LGBT community. Beautiful @VanityFair cover.
I remember 'Cat-Man,' the guy who knew he was 'born a cat' and had himself fucked over in similar drastic fashion.
He only got the cover of Weekly World News.
He committed suicide, too.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 02:17 PM (oVJmc)
I think that I will do them until this scrolls down off the front page.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 01, 2015 02:17 PM (QHgTq)
This is just the latest in a series of "Oh yeah? I can trump THAT!" moves.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 01, 2015 02:17 PM (UhRGU)
Posted by: Dr. Withabrain at June 01, 2015 02:17 PM (90ugS)
Posted by: Rocks at June 01, 2015 02:18 PM (Q1lie)
Posted by: Tolerance Brigade at June 01, 2015 02:18 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 01, 2015 02:18 PM (L52Oz)
It gives the influencers power over you. If you don't go along with the
perceived majority, then you are obviously insane, even if what they're
demanding is 180 degrees opposite of what reality actually is.
It's all about control:
http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2010/07/sex_and_state_power.html
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 02:18 PM (UJir/)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 01, 2015 02:18 PM (GrXXa)
I'm out.
Posted by: flounder at June 01, 2015 02:18 PM (ecDRv)
IIRC there are some children whose genders have to be "assigned" and wind up being truly "mis-assigned" as they approach puberty.
But I very much doubt that is the case with Jenner and most of these cases we hear about.
Posted by: Y-not at June 01, 2015 02:18 PM (RWGcK)
Posted by: Ever at June 01, 2015 01:56 PM (QZdJj)
And that's the whole fucking point; you'll be made to care. You will be forced to accept, and you'll be forced to celebrate.
Or you'll be cast out as a hater.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 01, 2015 02:18 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Roy at June 01, 2015 02:18 PM (VndSC)
existence of ANY reality. It gives the influencers power over you. If
you don't go along with the perceived majority, then you are obviously
insane, even if what they're demanding is 180 degrees opposite of what
reality actually is.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 01, 2015 02:16 PM (10ydV)
Yep.
Yuri Bezmenov called it "Ideological Subversion." It was the main occupation of the KGB, incidentally.
Today it's part of the field of "narratology," although I prefer the old-fashioned term: propaganda.
Posted by: Phinn at June 01, 2015 02:18 PM (DLUnW)
Posted by: Buddha at June 01, 2015 02:19 PM (3CczE)
.
.
.What about a Chicken?
Posted by: The Chicken at June 01, 2015 02:19 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: sharon at June 01, 2015 02:19 PM (w1Bb9)
Watch @Caitlyn_Jenner's begone-the-stones video with Vanity Fair
eww.
ps: just notices comment 257, made me laugh
Posted by: mallfly at June 01, 2015 02:19 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: West at June 01, 2015 02:19 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Caitlyn in the recovery room at June 01, 2015 02:19 PM (wAQA5)
---------------
Maybe, but he gets to use the red tee's now when golfing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2015 02:19 PM (9mTYi)
Even had xhe hide the man hands.
Now when Playboy hires a top photographer to shoot a model, and the photographer uses all the tricks of the trade, that is 'creating an unreasonable expectation of beauty in young women' and girls are gonna cut themselves, engage in bulimea or anorexia...and on and on....
Posted by: se pa moron at June 01, 2015 02:19 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Stephanie at June 01, 2015 02:19 PM (sF0CB)
Posted by: Oprah.The View, Wendy Williams fans at June 01, 2015 02:19 PM (IPzoI)
Posted by: Miller
If we had fewer gender choices, children wouldn't starve!!!
Posted by: Bernie the bolshie at June 01, 2015 02:20 PM (Spluw)
Okay, I'm tired of being a woman.
Now I want to be a chicken.
Something like this, I think:
http://welcome-to-monster-land.blogspot.com/search?q=freaks
Posted by: "Caitlyn" Jenner at June 01, 2015 02:20 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 01, 2015 02:20 PM (Ze7RU)
Feature, not a bug.
When I was younger, I thought of military as a noble career. After the Age of Obama ... Hell no.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 01, 2015 02:20 PM (0NdlF)
Wait, they can do that?! (But I'm keeping my thumbs.)
Our society is so hostile to transcats. I've been trying to sleep on my desk since lunch, and my boss keeps coming around and kicking my chair.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 01, 2015 02:20 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 01, 2015 02:20 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: EC at June 01, 2015 02:20 PM (cJ1t+)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 01, 2015 02:08 PM (nFdGS)
FIFY.
Now chill and join the genderfluid orgy!
Posted by: Elagabalus at June 01, 2015 02:20 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: flounder at June 01, 2015 02:20 PM (ecDRv)
The Compassion Police and their exploitation of these people is disgusting.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 02:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 01, 2015 02:21 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: NOT OK, NO thanks, bye at June 01, 2015 02:21 PM (ucB75)
Meghan. Not even close.
Posted by: Colorado Alex
At least with Jenner, afterwards you can talk about sports and cars. You know, guy stuff. Can you imagine the vapid inanities that a post-coital Meghan would subject you to?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 01, 2015 02:21 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 01, 2015 02:21 PM (C278+)
Posted by: Osgood Fielding III at June 01, 2015 02:21 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 01, 2015 02:21 PM (JoIcn)
Is it fine by your tax dollars or increased insurance premiums?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 01, 2015 02:21 PM (xSCb6)
That's wrong.
Posted by: Y-not at June 01, 2015 02:08 PM (RWGcK)
Great point
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 01, 2015 02:21 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: Y-not at June 01, 2015 02:21 PM (RWGcK)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at June 01, 2015 02:21 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2015 02:22 PM (9mTYi)
Caitlyn Jenner -- take away all the pounds of makeup, special lighting, spanx, hair stylist, hair extensions , beautiful clothes, & u got dick
Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at June 01, 2015 02:22 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 02:22 PM (oVJmc)
"Excellent, you are healed," was the reply from the Dr.
Posted by: Winslow Smythie at June 01, 2015 02:22 PM (n4VVw)
Posted by: DPR VIII at June 01, 2015 02:22 PM (irXM9)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at June 01, 2015 02:22 PM (NHtMs)
This is news how?
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at June 01, 2015 02:22 PM (JgC5a)
Posted by: Dr. Weldon Shitpanski at June 01, 2015 02:22 PM (wAQA5)
My wife and I are always remarking about from week to week whatever terminology you are to use changes, so even if your trying to be politically correct, there is a 99% chance you're going to be called out as some kind of insensitive bigot.
This notion that gender is some kind of artificial construct is so bizarre, there is a 0% chance that I will ever get used to that. There are serious mental health issues that are going un-treated in our rush to acceptance. My understanding is that the suicide rates for people dealing with this is astronomical compared to the general population, even with all the support and acceptance that everyone can muster.
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at June 01, 2015 02:22 PM (n/ogz)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 01, 2015 02:22 PM (eOpVe)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 01, 2015 02:21 PM (kdS6q)
Nah, I'd just toss Meghan a couple of fish and let her beach herself on the far side of the bed and fall asleep.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 01, 2015 02:23 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2015 02:23 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2015 02:23 PM (iAUf+)
Posted by: Y-not
------------
Recall that Geraldo had butt-flesh implanted into forehead.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2015 02:23 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at June 01, 2015 02:23 PM (NHtMs)
Posted by: irongrampa at June 01, 2015 02:23 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at June 01, 2015 02:23 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Buffalobob at June 01, 2015 02:24 PM (RxfSP)
If it's not because the grade school year is over, then Kill Me Now
Posted by: kbdabear at June 01, 2015 02:24 PM (GrXXa)
http://is.gd/ktwnzP
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 01, 2015 02:04 PM (ZKzrr)
Hell, one of wrg500's spider pics would be a palate cleanser on this thread.
Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2015 02:24 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Jame Gumb at June 01, 2015 02:24 PM (g1DWB)
job giving him hips, imho. Do they have hip implants the way they have
butt implants?
Posted by: Y-not at June 01, 2015 02:21 PM (RWGcK)
There's no way to tell. Every inch of that photo is extensively Shopped. Just look what they did to the head.
Posted by: Rocks at June 01, 2015 02:24 PM (Q1lie)
I'M NOT sticking my hand in it.
Get Mikey, he'll eat anything.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2015 02:24 PM (sUwfN)
/because sex change surgery solves everything, and never causes other issues...
Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at June 01, 2015 02:24 PM (ve5uE)
A Hemingway
That golf fraud who committed suicide.
Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at June 01, 2015 02:24 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 01, 2015 02:25 PM (Ze7RU)
Posted by: EC at June 01, 2015 02:20 PM (cJ1t+)
Yep. 'Sally Kohn'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 02:25 PM (fWAjv)
That's a popcorn-munching schism in fymynysm these days, you know: should men who have not had the physiological experiences of womanhood (pain, blood, etc) get to speak on behalf of those who have.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 01, 2015 02:25 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Saltyron at June 01, 2015 02:25 PM (i6shs)
You can't. He is 100 percent Fruit Loops now.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2015 02:25 PM (iAUf+)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 02:25 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Y-not at June 01, 2015 01:54 PM (RWGcK)
Isn't it crazy that they are actually going back and changing the sex on people's birth certificates? That's in no way Orwellian.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 01, 2015 02:05 PM (shFKH)
But if you dare to say that a man who has his penis chopped off and boobs added on is not a female you will be run out of town on a rail.
In addition to the deeply unscientific nature of all of this, what offends me is that we are being asked to disregard the actual meaning of words entirely. I am ok with being polite to people who are mentally ill, but we shouldn't be doing this society wide.
Posted by: Lea at June 01, 2015 02:25 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 01, 2015 02:25 PM (C278+)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 01, 2015 02:25 PM (eOpVe)
You kidding? That's all "she'll" do!
Posted by: thathalfrican at June 01, 2015 02:26 PM (8h3KY)
/coming up soon on "Keeping up with the Kardashians!"
Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at June 01, 2015 02:26 PM (ve5uE)
Posted by: Roy at June 01, 2015 02:26 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: EC at June 01, 2015 02:20 PM (cJ1t+)
Yep. 'Sally Kohn'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 02:25 PM (fWAjv)
So very proud of Teh Horde.
Posted by: EC at June 01, 2015 02:26 PM (cJ1t+)
Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at June 01, 2015 02:27 PM (3ZtZW)
Welcome to the United States of Amoralca. Check your Decency at the door.
-
And we're like addicts. We're always chasing that higher high but we're never going to catch the dragon.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 01, 2015 02:27 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2015 02:27 PM (9mTYi)
https://tinyurl.com/qabnbwd
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 01, 2015 02:27 PM (OsWis)
Nah, I'd just toss Meghan a couple of fish and let her beach herself on the far side of the bed and fall asleep.
Posted by: Colorado Alex
Watch her drag herself across the beach, and dig a hole with her flippers so she can deposit her newly fertilized eggs.....
*shudders*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 01, 2015 02:27 PM (kdS6q)
Because that's what 65-yo women with grandchildren do, right?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 01, 2015 02:27 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Brucie Gumb at June 01, 2015 02:27 PM (DtNNC)
Posted by: Obamacouldnotcareless at June 01, 2015 02:27 PM (L52Oz)
Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2015 02:27 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: fly gal at June 01, 2015 02:27 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 02:28 PM (oVJmc)
I'm not really big in encouraging and enabling mental illness and delusions because no happiness comes out of any of that for anyone.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 01, 2015 02:28 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2015 02:28 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Caitlyn at June 01, 2015 02:28 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at June 01, 2015 02:28 PM (4CRfK)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at June 01, 2015 02:28 PM (NHtMs)
I am only sad it didn't go the other way.
But that's my theory, in that family the women have ALL the power, he was merely adjusting his situation to suit the lessons he learned in that environment.
Unfortunately he did the opposite of 'manning up".
Posted by: West at June 01, 2015 02:28 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Bill Clintonon at June 01, 2015 02:28 PM (XlHZs)
Posted by: Steve the Pirate at June 01, 2015 02:11 PM (ifqy+)
---
getting my hormone injection
Posted by: Cassandra SMOD at June 01, 2015 02:28 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: Rob at June 01, 2015 02:28 PM (qYJ8Q)
Posted by: Nazi Pelosi at June 01, 2015 02:28 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: @JohnTant at June 01, 2015 02:29 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at June 01, 2015 02:29 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2015 02:29 PM (A98Xu)
Yep, the suicide rate for transgenders is over 40%.
This
is why I am not thrilled about O insisting they should be allowed into
the military. You don't want *any* demographic w/that suicide rate
handling weapons and disrupting unit cohesion.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 02:17 PM (UJir/)
Yep.
The doctors who perform gender reassignment surgery are really doing a disservice to their patients, IMO. I know that a lot of them feel they're doing the right thing - and a lot of others are probably doing it for the money, plain and simple -- but when a surgical practice has a known mortality rate as high as 40%+, you STOP DOING IT. At the very least you slow down and ask WHY. If we had a cancer treatment that killed roughly half the patients who took it, would we still be handing it out? Or would we be saying, "Okay, something's wrong here. Let's figure this out before more people die."
Feeding into the delusions of people who were born unequivocally male or female and who now wish to be the opposite gender is not helping anyone; it's perpetuating and enabling a very severe, dangerous mental problem. And now that we've begun mainstreaming transgenderism, it's only a matter of time before we begin mainstreaming every other kind of identity reassignment surgery, too. There will be people who want to have their "dragonkin" or "foxkin" or general otherkin identity expressed physically, and they'll DEMAND you treat them no different than normal people who don't have a six inch ivory unicorn horn implanted in their forehead to express their unicornkin identity.
God bless Bruce Jenner, and I hope he can find peace within himself, but I'm afraid he's going to cause a lot of damaged people who have chronic mental health issues to seek out gender reassignment surgery as the "answer" to all their problems, only to find they've just splashed some fresh paint on the walls of their pain rather than tearing it down and building something fresh and beautiful.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 01, 2015 02:29 PM (4df7R)
Botox Kerry does the world a favor and breaks his leg.
Little Lindsey thinks he can run for President and will have his side-kick McCain around to add to the lunacy.
Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2015 02:29 PM (ZFPMM)
Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at June 01, 2015 02:29 PM (ve5uE)
That doesn't mean there's not still a very serious problem in need of treatment. Instead, we get acceptance. And what happens when other, more destructive behavior gets linked to fake biology?
I'm not sure, but we'll surely find out.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 01, 2015 02:29 PM (xSCb6)
If you're wondering how it took me 15 years to find out---my spouse is a narcissistic jerk who has NOTHING feminine about him. I'm only here because he promised to keep it from the kids if I stay.
Posted by: speaking from experience at June 01, 2015 02:30 PM (91yCk)
There was recent quote about communist propaganda -- the author concluded that the purpose of the propaganda was not to convince, but to humiliate the recipients by forcing them to agree with obvious absurdity -- for which purpose, the more ridiculous, the better. That's the reason for highlighting one fringe absurdity after another and jamming it down our throats -- to humiliate us and show who's the boss of whom.
Posted by: Edgar Allan Schmoe at June 01, 2015 02:30 PM (3q/4X)
Well, now.... you see that's wrong, h8r. But, there is a gay gene.
Because we said so.
Soon, the indoctrination will overwhelm you.
Posted by: The sCienCe pArtY!!! at June 01, 2015 02:30 PM (mmlFU)
Posted by: Steve the Pirate at June 01, 2015 02:11 PM (ifqy+)
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getting my hormone injection
Posted by: Cassandra SMOD at June 01, 2015 02:28 PM (/eTPT)
Thread winner.
Posted by: EC at June 01, 2015 02:30 PM (cJ1t+)
If we're not supposed to judge people on the basis of their sexuality, and gender is independent of anatomy, why is there so much emphasis on surgically rebuilding the body parts to match the psychological delusion?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 02:30 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 01, 2015 02:27 PM (XUKZU)
**********
Regrettably, some of us are slower than dragons.
Posted by: The Chicken at June 01, 2015 02:30 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2015 02:30 PM (9032D)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2015 02:30 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at June 01, 2015 02:30 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2015 02:24 PM (sUwfN)
We are so arch-enemies from now on.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 01, 2015 02:30 PM (hLRSq)
Jenner was seen as a strong figure of white masculinity back in the 1970s when he won the Olympics. So having a figure like this turn into a tranny gives them great joy.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2015 02:30 PM (oFCZn)
It is kind of funny that they used Kathleen Turner to play a drag queen in Friends.
But I adored her in Romancing the Stone so she gets kind of a lifetime pass.
Posted by: Lea at June 01, 2015 02:30 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: MSM at June 01, 2015 02:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Emerson, Lake (of fire), and Palmer at June 01, 2015 02:31 PM (L52Oz)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 02:31 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 01, 2015 02:31 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: 13times at June 01, 2015 02:31 PM (WHVu+)
I support Caitlyn Jenner and her new personality, and intend to invite her to the annual Supreme Court summer picnic.
Posted by: Justice Elena Kagan at June 01, 2015 02:31 PM (P330y)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 01, 2015 02:31 PM (C278+)
That's wrong.
Posted by: Y-not at June 01, 2015 02:08 PM (RWGcK)
Great point
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Canada is solving that problem. they are going to leave the gender blank on birth certificates. We're all just people now.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 01, 2015 02:31 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2015 02:29 PM (ZFPMM)
Think that might hurt his run for nomiknee?
Posted by: flounder at June 01, 2015 02:31 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Inga at June 01, 2015 02:31 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 01, 2015 02:31 PM (ZKzrr)
Because we said so.
Soon, the indoctrination will overwhelm you.
Posted by: The sCienCe pArtY!!! at June 01, 2015 02:30 PM (mmlFU)
Great. Than this can eventually be identified and corrected in the womb...or aborted at the parent's request.
Discuss...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 01, 2015 02:32 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: EC at June 01, 2015 02:32 PM (cJ1t+)
Posted by: Deathknyte at June 01, 2015 02:32 PM (aL2Kv)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 01, 2015 02:32 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Lea at June 01, 2015 02:25 PM (lIU4e)
Barky has declared June National LGBTWTF Month, so tough sh!t, wingers!
Posted by: fly gal at June 01, 2015 02:32 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 01, 2015 02:32 PM (shFKH)
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Well...,it's no worse then bicycling..., which is really healthful.
Posted by: Jaques Kerry at June 01, 2015 02:32 PM (9mTYi)
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Well...,it's no worse then bicycling..., which is really healthful.
Posted by: Jaques Kerry at June 01, 2015 02:32 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at June 01, 2015 02:33 PM (NHtMs)
Botox Kerry does the world a favor and breaks his leg.
Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2015 02:29 PM (ZFPMM)
They shoot horse (faces) don't they?
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 01, 2015 02:33 PM (L52Oz)
To be fair, he's welcomed being treated like a circus freak before this.
I'll stick to mostly ignoring them.
That being said, we cannot ignore this issue broadly. The fact that the APA is willing to abandon mentally ill people to what amounts to pseudo-science (consider the lack of much benefit to surgery based on outcomes.) is appalling, but not unsurprising.
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at June 01, 2015 02:33 PM (U8W/7)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 02:30 PM (NeFrd)
Because we said so. We win.
Posted by: The sCienCe pArtY!!! at June 01, 2015 02:34 PM (mmlFU)
Posted by: Maxwell Q Klinger at June 01, 2015 02:34 PM (P330y)
And thus, women are equal to men in every way and biology is just a social construct.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 01, 2015 02:12 PM (10ydV)
Of course, most of the women trying to be marines can't do three pull ups.
I mean, I can't do them either but I'm not trying to be a marine.
Posted by: Lea at June 01, 2015 02:34 PM (lIU4e)
Remember when these people used to just be called crazy, and were treated with the pity and compassion reserved for the insane?
I miss those times.
Posted by: Biblio at June 01, 2015 02:34 PM (7o8VY)
Posted by: joncelli at June 01, 2015 02:10 PM (RD7QR)
My God man, have you forgotten about "Male Lesbians" ?
Posted by: kbdabear at June 01, 2015 02:34 PM (GrXXa)
* watches Thomas Crowne Affair again*
Posted by: EC
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wait..., Faye Dunaway?
Posted by: Rip Van Winkle at June 01, 2015 02:34 PM (9mTYi)
Bruce... er Caitlyn, put those paws behind your back or sit on them or something.
Posted by: Vanity Fair photographer at June 01, 2015 02:34 PM (wAQA5)
Easy peasy.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2015 02:34 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2015 02:29 PM (ZFPMM)
but they had to withdraw him from the Belmont Stakes.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 01, 2015 02:34 PM (C278+)
Posted by: Biblio at June 01, 2015 02:34 PM (7o8VY)
Step inside, step inside.
There behind the glass stands a Kardashian ass.
Be careful as you pass, move along, move along.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 02:35 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: The Icy Hat at June 01, 2015 02:35 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: JD at June 01, 2015 02:35 PM (TzeLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2015 02:35 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2015 02:29 PM (A98Xu)
Why, I don't think this is in any way strange at all.
Posted by: Zombie Christine Jorgenson at June 01, 2015 02:35 PM (laMCB)
Posted by: DangerGirl at June 01, 2015 02:35 PM (hpmES)
Fixed. (If the nuts win their B.C. Human Rights Commission case.)
Not "Fixed" but, you know, "Fixed".
Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2015 02:36 PM (kivUY)
Nah, just a sports guy. Masculinity was John Wayne, degenerate masculinity was Elvis.
Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at June 01, 2015 02:36 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 01, 2015 02:36 PM (iONHu)
Yikes! Sounds awful.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 02:36 PM (umo6N)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 01, 2015 02:37 PM (GrXXa)
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Lack of penis envy?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 01, 2015 02:37 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2015 02:37 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Justice Elena Kagan at June 01, 2015 02:31 PM (P330y)
Sorry, only one ringer per softball team.
Posted by: Tony Scalia at June 01, 2015 02:37 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 01, 2015 02:37 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2015 02:38 PM (ZFPMM)
You put on women's clothes, look in the mirror, and get a boner
You fcuk Jenner and wonder which one of you is gay.
Posted by: jwpaine, the other white meat at June 01, 2015 02:38 PM (0bXhD)
Posted by: EC at June 01, 2015 02:38 PM (cJ1t+)
But like the Murphy Brown nonsense, it will serve as a role model for a lot more people that won't have that gratifying circus to palliate it when they get enticed in.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 02:38 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Islamic Scholar at June 01, 2015 02:38 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2015 02:38 PM (ODxAs)
Many women who have undergone plastic surgery end up with hands and necks that look a lot like those of a komodo dragon in their later years.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 01, 2015 02:38 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Leonard Boner McCoy at June 01, 2015 02:38 PM (hLs7M)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2015 02:39 PM (A98Xu)
Hah. Make it a requirement.
Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at June 01, 2015 02:39 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner's Erect Nipples at June 01, 2015 02:39 PM (1Rgee)
He just seems sad and crazy to me.
Remember when these people used to just be called crazy, and were treated with the pity and compassion reserved for the insane?
I miss those times.
Posted by: Biblio at June 01, 2015 02:34 PM (7o8VY)
This. I saw one in public several years back, so obviously drugged out of its mind. It was really sad. It is no wonder the suicide rate is so high, given that a cutadickoffme or a putadickonme never addresses the underlying mental condition.
Do these suffering souls get their firearms rights revoked in this current era of firearm owner demonization? Or are we just supposed to not bring that up?
Posted by: flounder at June 01, 2015 02:39 PM (ecDRv)
Rough doesn't begin to describe what she looks like now.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at June 01, 2015 02:39 PM (JoIcn)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 02:39 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2015 02:40 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 02:40 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2015 02:40 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at June 01, 2015 02:36 PM (3ZtZW)
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Agree.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2015 02:40 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2015 02:40 PM (GGCsk)
I identify as a GAU-8 and demand government-funded reassignment surgery in accordance with such identification.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2015 02:35 PM (2Ojst)
You'll shoot your eye out.
Posted by: Ralph's Mom at June 01, 2015 02:40 PM (ecDRv)
You know that I'd be a liar.
If I were to say to you,
"Girl we couldn't get much higher."
Come on, baby, light my fire.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 01, 2015 02:40 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 01, 2015 02:41 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: gracepmc at June 01, 2015 02:41 PM (xvd51)
If a teenager was into cutting themselves, would you say the kid should simply keep cutting because inside, that's who they really are?
Of course not, it's a form of mental illness. Yet somehow because the medical profession is afraid to be called homophobic, they just play along and tell patients to cut their genitalia off so they can be a part of it.
Posted by: McAdams at June 01, 2015 02:41 PM (qBmEy)
I'm truly sorry I never had Caitlyn Jenner on the Late Show to demonstrate her intelligence, beauty, and commonality with the average American.
Posted by: Dave Letterman at June 01, 2015 02:41 PM (P330y)
Posted by: thesgm at June 01, 2015 02:41 PM (crTpS)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2015 02:42 PM (GGCsk)
If not yet, it's just a matter of hours.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 01, 2015 02:42 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 02:42 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Vanity Fair photographer at June 01, 2015 02:42 PM (JoIcn)
It is kind of funny that they used Kathleen Turner to play a drag queen in Friends.
But I adored her in Romancing the Stone so she gets kind of a lifetime pass.
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I kinda admire her for letting nature take its course as opposed to the Meg Ryan take-me-to-your-leader approach.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 01, 2015 02:42 PM (XUKZU)
tumblr seems to be crawling with those people, by the way. I refuse to look.
Posted by: mallfly at June 01, 2015 02:42 PM (qSIlh)
*HELLOOOOO NURSE*
Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at June 01, 2015 02:42 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at June 01, 2015 02:43 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 01, 2015 02:43 PM (C278+)
Was it implied that Jabba the Hut banged Princess Leia? I always thought so, but some people say she was just like a pet.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2015 02:43 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2015 02:43 PM (g1DWB)
Why is Bruce Jenner in a bustier? That's my point, this is about flaunting hyper femaleness, not just "not living a lie."
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2015 02:43 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2015 02:39 PM (A98Xu)
This is just the matinee, serf.
Posted by: Marxism at June 01, 2015 02:44 PM (mmlFU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
It started with petting, yes.
Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at June 01, 2015 02:44 PM (Spluw)
There is no doubt Chaz is now a man, but I doubt very seriously whether Bruce Jenner will ever be a woman. He's just another fake Hollywood bitch seeking attention, and I know all about that subject.
Posted by: Cher at June 01, 2015 02:44 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 01, 2015 02:44 PM (KbNXw)
psychiatry basically just plays along with these people's mental
delusions."***
When you realize that those fields are stuffed full of people with their own serious issues, it paints a clear picture.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 01, 2015 02:44 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: kansas at June 01, 2015 02:44 PM (mka2b)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2015 02:44 PM (2Ojst)
She is a contributor to creating this type of environment, so enjoy! You have no right to complain. No H8!
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at June 01, 2015 02:45 PM (n/ogz)
Normalcy is boring. There is no drama in normal, no news. Normalcy is average. Nothing exciting happens. There is no tragedy. Nothing to jerk the emotional chains, nothing stimulating, no conflict.
Posted by: Winslow Smythie at June 01, 2015 02:45 PM (n4VVw)
You know, if you took a male dog and did surgery to turn it into a froufy poodle with non-functioning female anatomy, people would say you were cruel or insane.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at June 01, 2015 02:45 PM (ZJVQ5)
And its too late baby now, its too late
Though we really did try to make it
Something inside has died, and I can't hide
And I just can't fake it, oh, no, no
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's donated organ at June 01, 2015 02:45 PM (wAQA5)
Sad but so true. When my girlfriend's husband did this she went to his therapist after he kept begging her to. She came back even more disgusted - it was just as you said. They told her that if she didn't accept this then she was the one with the problem and she would need to keep coming back to "Fix Her".
Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2015 02:45 PM (ZFPMM)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 01, 2015 02:45 PM (XUKZU)
Guaranteed this is reworked within an inch of its life.
This is an intentional ad to sell the New Morality.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 02:45 PM (oVJmc)
Bruce is gonna be pretty distressed when he discovers that he doesn't feel anything.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 01, 2015 02:46 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2015 02:42 PM (GGCsk)
Hasn't he said that he's still sexually attracted to women, though?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2015 02:46 PM (2Ojst)
When islam takes over, will it have to wear a burkha?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 01, 2015 02:46 PM (/eTPT)
Doo do doo do doo do do doo
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2015 02:43 PM (g1DWB)
Now go back to your bars, your temples, your massage parlors...
Posted by: Murray Head at June 01, 2015 02:46 PM (6rKEC)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 01, 2015 02:46 PM (XX9+E)
Posted by: Country Singer at June 01, 2015 02:46 PM (8hctH)
****
My dog just read that and ran upstairs to hide under the bed, whimpering.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 02:47 PM (NeFrd)
Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity
Posted by: Ten Years After at June 01, 2015 02:47 PM (XmOA9)
Man, the future is gonna be soooooo awesome.
Posted by: Jaws at June 01, 2015 02:47 PM (Jktp1)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 01, 2015 02:47 PM (VcOqI)
It's not about proof, it's about validation.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 01, 2015 02:47 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 01, 2015 02:44 PM (KbNXw)
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 01, 2015 02:47 PM (hLRSq)
When the time is right, President Obama will extend an invitation to Ms. Caitlyn Jenner to visit the White House, and endorse her transformation from a dispirited male into a voluptuous and vexing female.
Posted by: Josh Earnest, BHO Buttboy at June 01, 2015 02:48 PM (P330y)
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Maybe it's like the Dinks and the war on poverty. If they actually fixed it, then what would they do?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 01, 2015 02:48 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2015 02:48 PM (mGBKM)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2015 02:48 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 02:48 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 01, 2015 02:49 PM (VcOqI)
Quotes and Air-quotes.
Bruce Jenner is now a "woman."
Congratulations on your gay "marriage."
I'll happily cater your gay "wedding."
You do seem like a happy "family."
Heads would pop because you are denying their version of reality and shoving it back in their faces.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 01, 2015 02:49 PM (AC0lD)
I don't know what you're talking about.
Posted by: Laverne Cox at June 01, 2015 02:49 PM (umo6N)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 01, 2015 02:49 PM (/eTPT)
Jenner identifies as a Republican who enjoys the Constitution.
Won't happen
Posted by: thathalfrican at June 01, 2015 02:49 PM (8h3KY)
Posted by: no good deed at June 01, 2015 02:49 PM (GgxVX)
She is a contributor to creating this type of environment, so enjoy! You have no right to complain. No H8!
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at June 01, 2015 02:45 PM (n/ogz)
...and zero awareness of her role in creating the monster that ....."offends" her.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 01, 2015 02:49 PM (mmlFU)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 01, 2015 02:46 PM (/eTPT)
Orange pantsuit.
Posted by: ISIS - Ready for Hillary! at June 01, 2015 02:50 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2015 02:50 PM (6xtq3)
Sincerely, Ray Davies
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 01, 2015 02:50 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 01, 2015 02:50 PM (XX9+E)
Apparently he ain't that crazy, 'cause he hasn't sent his medals back to the Committee.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at June 01, 2015 02:51 PM (ZJVQ5)
This seems like a lot of effort to try and finagle oneself into a lesbian threesome.
Posted by: @JohnTant at June 01, 2015 02:51 PM (eytER)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 01, 2015 02:51 PM (VcOqI)
Dunno. Will it help him fly after he's been flung from a tall building?
Posted by: Laverne Cox at June 01, 2015 02:51 PM (umo6N)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 01, 2015 02:46 PM (/eTPT)
Oh, he'll be one of the first to loss his head.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 01, 2015 02:51 PM (C278+)
Posted by: speaking from experience at June 01, 2015 02:51 PM (91yCk)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 01, 2015 02:52 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2015 02:52 PM (A98Xu)
EAT THEIR OWN! EAT THEIR OWN! EAT THEIR OWN!
Posted by: chelsea danger at June 01, 2015 02:52 PM (pBUj2)
I wonder what her PMS will be like.
She's also going to wonder why women's clothing is so damn expensive.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2015 02:52 PM (IXrOn)
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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But there went your olympic eligibility
Posted by: Caitlyn J. at June 01, 2015 02:52 PM (/eTPT)
http://tinyurl.com/msn9qyp
Surprise kids!! We're unbalanced!!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 02:52 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: George Snuffaluffagus at June 01, 2015 02:53 PM (i+Zx1)
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at June 01, 2015 02:53 PM (KkVB6)
Posted by: Huggy Bear at June 01, 2015 02:53 PM (P330y)
The only question is if he already has lost enough human dignity and self-respect or if he's replaced it with a lust for fame and attention.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 02:53 PM (oVJmc)
Well, he did get a big set from the boob doc. So that's new I guess.
Former USA Gold Medal Mens Decathlon Winner is now a chick(ish), a perfect representation of what has happend to a once great nation.
We may as well say we faked the moon landing at this point.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2015 02:54 PM (ODxAs)
Because if they dress like me, no one will consider them a woman.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 01, 2015 02:55 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2015 02:55 PM (Y3pji)
Posted by: River Guide at June 01, 2015 02:55 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: pam at June 01, 2015 02:55 PM (EAZ7y)
A lot of this goes back to when psychiatry had to renounce that homosexuality was a form of mental illness.
I guarantee you a drug company could develop something that would treat this illness just like you could treat depression as a chemical imbalance, and I'm sure the Left would want it banned and many doctors would refuse to prescribe it. Instead, they would think a better approach would be a plastic vagina.
Posted by: McAdams at June 01, 2015 02:55 PM (qBmEy)
That's, uh, kinda detailed there. Almost like you've given it a lot of thought.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2015 02:55 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Madonna at June 01, 2015 02:56 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Doctor Phil at June 01, 2015 02:56 PM (P330y)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 01, 2015 02:57 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Inga at June 01, 2015 02:31 PM
Well that goes without saying.
Posted by: Froederick Frankenstein at June 01, 2015 02:58 PM (h4vJk)
I didn't read the story. Why does Maureen Dowd want to be called Caitlyn?
Posted by: Frankly at June 01, 2015 02:58 PM (QtNci)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 01, 2015 02:58 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 01, 2015 02:59 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2015 02:55 PM (LA7Cm)
I cut and pasted that from an article.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 02:59 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2015 03:01 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Myiq2xu at June 01, 2015 03:01 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 01, 2015 01:52 PM (XX9+E)
_________________
That's a curious thing, isn't it. Ethical cosmetic surgeons won't operate on prospective patients who exhibit symptoms of BDD -- body dysmorphic disorder -- in which the victim believes that some part of their body is substantially different than it actually appears. So, for example, a woman who wants extreme liposuction because she is convinced that her thighs are huge, when actually they are thin, will be turned away and advised to seek psychotherapy -- because her perceptions of herself are so distorted.
Yet in cases of so-called transgenders, when we have people who are clearly, biologically one gender, and they have convinced themselves that they "really" are the opposite gender, doctors pump them full of hormones, give them cosmetic surgery and advise them to dress and act in accordance with their delusions.
It makes no sense.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2015 03:02 PM (lmdHn)
And if the essential argument is that people are who and what they think they are and claim they are, then doesn't that mean that all subjective claims are equal and there is no such thing as batshit crazy delusion or objective truth?
I knew a guy in my old life who firmly, truly believed he was an angel of God. We'll call him X because my memory gets a little hazy when it comes to that period in my life and I forget his name. A low-rent petty thief and B and E specialist, X wasn't a good guy or even a reasonably adequate human being by any means but X was convinced he was some kind of undercover angel. His proof? Because he said so, and because he so obviously believed his own bullshit.
X was no angel. Bruce Jenner is no woman.
Posted by: troyriser at June 01, 2015 03:02 PM (S08gh)
Posted by: Wendy at June 01, 2015 03:03 PM (KydDZ)
It is considered a masterpiece.
I have seen that movie and if you recall it well, the scene where the male protagonist looks at the transsexual (even tho he did not have breast so he was just a mildly good looking believable transvestite) completely nude, he goes off to vomit from the shock.
Such a scene (vomiting after seeing a transsexual) was possible in the 80s, right now impossible, it would be the male protagonist totally drooling over the sight.
Posted by: fromabroad at June 01, 2015 03:05 PM (rnV3B)
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at June 01, 2015 03:06 PM (pv4d8)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2015 02:54 PM (ODxAs)
Fake, fake, fake, and... fake.
Posted by: Elaine Benes at June 01, 2015 03:09 PM (0bXhD)
Posted by: West at June 01, 2015 03:09 PM (1Rgee)
Bruce shd pay attention to his dropout 17 year old daughter who has been hanging out with a 27 year old rapper with a new baby.
Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at June 01, 2015 03:10 PM (iQIUe)
Yet in cases of so-called transgenders, when we have people who are clearly, biologically one gender, and they have convinced themselves that they "really" are the opposite gender, doctors pump them full of hormones, give them cosmetic surgery and advise them to dress and act in accordance with their delusions.
It makes no sense.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
+1
It's almost like "science" has been hijacked by Academia and just another tool for the Left's permanent revolution.
BDD is a weapon for feminists, so it becomes a real mental disease that has to be stamped out. Gender confusion though helps the gay Left, so it's not a mental disease.
If you're a psychiatrist and you buck the system, it will probably mean the end of a career.
Posted by: McAdams at June 01, 2015 03:12 PM (qBmEy)
Posted by: THE Big Old Fat Guy at June 01, 2015 03:13 PM (rVGaB)
Yes, disbeliever's, Caitlyn will be orgasmic when her new plumbing is installed, and she rids herself of that nasty penis.
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell, NBC News Washington at June 01, 2015 03:14 PM (P330y)
"Umm, from the Democrats you supported all your life?"
No self-awareness at all. And not a clue....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2015 03:16 PM (Zh6Ce)
Posted by: jwpaine, because I'm worth it at June 01, 2015 03:16 PM (0bXhD)
And we laugh at the ruskies for Lysenkoism...
Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at June 01, 2015 03:16 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: red speck at June 01, 2015 03:19 PM (9/Ug/)
Posted by: Alec Rawls at June 01, 2015 03:19 PM (kTTUz)
Posted by: red speck at June 01, 2015 03:23 PM (9/Ug/)
Who can take a boner, turn it into gash?
The Lyin' Cat can, baby.
Posted by: Sammy Davis Jr. (a.k.a. The Candy Man) at June 01, 2015 03:28 PM (iAUf+)
Posted by: Jack at June 01, 2015 03:55 PM (53CCM)
You've got 'em lined up waitin' for you
For 25K you can look like a woman tonight...
Posted by: Burton Cummings at June 01, 2015 03:56 PM (53CCM)
Posted by: Fritz at June 01, 2015 04:09 PM (UzPAd)
That was about a month ago. No way would he be healed up enough by now to have had surgery then a photo shoot.
Hate to break it to you guys, but make up , padding, corsets, and such, done with expert lighting, photo shop, fans to the side etc. will create the effects you see in front of you.
Hell, they could make Hillary Clinton look like an 18 year old beach model with enough time and superpaste.
The greatest make up and photo artists work not just for Vogue, etc. but also Playboy. Those gals do not look like that guys....sorry.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 01, 2015 05:07 PM (JaIou)
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Posted by: Marooned Maroon at June 01, 2015 05:29 PM (hTHAs)
Posted by: iugfv at June 01, 2015 05:29 PM (VnJQY)
You have to be committed to let someone saw your dick off.
You SHOULD BE COMMITTED if you let some cocksucker saw your fucking dick off.
Sick freaks, that's all the trans-queer-cis-gender-QWERTY crowd is. Sick in the head freaks.
Happy demented sick in the head freak month.
Posted by: Al Swearengen at June 01, 2015 05:42 PM (/yilI)
My grandmother, who, in 96 yrs, witnessed the first car in her tiny town, reading of the Wright Brothers, never flew in a jet, reaching the moon, and (due to deafness and the fantastic advancement of reading on TV, a pubic hair on Justice Thomas' Coke can and asking her daughters what is "fellatio" during Bill's trial.
I am so old i remember being mortified, in front of brothers and father, when a "woman's sanitary" commercial came on tv. Now: Cialis, must keep yer pekker up (unless you are Jenner and sitting on it). Sick. I don't care if Jenner is gay, thinks he is a kumquat or a zebra...but do not tell me to either accept this as normal or hope for more. xoxo Bite moi
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen at June 01, 2015 05:59 PM (FCPu0)
I get so confused at this crap. He is a man. A man who wants to be a woman. So he can, I guess, date men as he is really a woman inside. So...does he date Chaz? At 60, really, to quote Hillz: "What does it matter anymore?"
I guess being gay is not enough as, accepted. Need to take it a step further. I mean, oombambacare pays for it.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen at June 01, 2015 06:05 PM (FCPu0)
Posted by: Ralph at June 01, 2015 06:13 PM (7lKeD)
Posted by: Ugh at June 01, 2015 06:28 PM (t3f+g)
Posted by: PiperPaul at June 01, 2015 06:46 PM (vacPn)
Posted by: Cursed With a Logical Mind at June 01, 2015 08:21 PM (JwUOg)
We can thank medical science for giving sick men the ability to grow boobs they can self-fondle.
We can thank godless media for allowing this sick man to be shown as some type of example for other sick men to follow.
We will soon be cursing liberals in government who will be forcing the rest of us to put up with such sickness in our business establishments and places of employment. Your cubicle-mate is next, and you will get reported as a person who doesn't appreciate "diversity" if you object in any way to working with "it".
Posted by: theBuckWheat at June 01, 2015 08:23 PM (nmcha)
We can thank medical science for giving sick men the ability to grow boobs they can self-fondle.
We can thank godless media for allowing this sick man to be shown as some type of example for other sick men to follow.
We will soon be cursing liberals in government who will be forcing the rest of us to put up with such sickness in our business establishments and places of employment. Your cubicle-mate is next, and you will get reported as a person who doesn't appreciate "diversity" if you object in any way to working with "it".
Posted by: theBuckWheat at June 01, 2015 08:23 PM (nmcha)
Posted by: Knows Better at June 01, 2015 08:41 PM (LZ2PZ)
Posted by: Manolo at June 01, 2015 09:52 PM (Z+kHZ)
Posted by: Bob Frapples at June 01, 2015 10:11 PM (hNjgQ)
Posted by: Wizzum at June 01, 2015 10:20 PM (ETuDQ)
this is the kind of shit they make us think about now.....sigh
Posted by: Bob Frapples at June 01, 2015 10:27 PM (hNjgQ)
Posted by: ouch at June 01, 2015 10:29 PM (zYgqi)
The awesome thing is Bruce just looked so wrong as a guy. As a girl she's rather fetching.
But then I've always been a bisexual with taste for all, so when I say Bruce was a fugly guy, I mean it.
Posted by: KoshNaranek at June 02, 2015 12:38 AM (ABCH+)
An extreme-drag dude, but until you get the pecker chopped off, you're still a dude. And if you do get it amputated?
You Will Be a Eunuch, not a Woman.
"Woman" and "Eunuch" are Not the Same Thing.
Posted by: Beverly at June 02, 2015 03:21 AM (AEd2u)
Nice try.
Posted by: Beverly at June 02, 2015 03:22 AM (AEd2u)
Posted by: Marooned Maroon at June 02, 2015 09:46 AM (hTHAs)
BJ's personal melodrama is like a giant production of The Emperor's New Clothes.
Thankfully, though, he's not naked.
Posted by: Knows Better at June 02, 2015 10:17 AM (LZ2PZ)
Posted by: Laugh it up, Fuzzball! at June 02, 2015 02:08 PM (O6j2k)
This hand-hiding genital-tucking surgically created freak can rake in millions on the cover of a national magazine.
Tell me why?
Posted by: TPB at June 02, 2015 08:40 PM (waF11)
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