Morning Thread (6-1-2015)

Apparently Muslims are upset with United Airlines over an alleged (and highly suspect, IMO) incident involving a can of Diet Coke and are calling for a boycott.

In related news, United Airlines' probability of having another one of its planes hijacked and used as a weapon has fallen to approximately 0.0%.

Posted by: Andy at 06:03 AM




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1 Good Morning

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 01, 2015 06:04 AM (V70Uh)

2 G'morning, all.


Now, off to read the content.

BRB

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 06:05 AM (VPLuQ)

3 Let them start their own airline, Air Islam, or leave. I'll pay for the plane ticket.

Posted by: T at June 01, 2015 06:08 AM (3F6F8)

4 I have never been on a flight where you received an unopened can of soda, beer, etc. Not sure the reasons, and I never really questioned why.

But why is it unhygienic to receive an opened can of coke? The only reason I can think of for that is that she doesn't want something given to her from an infidel. So who is actually discriminating?

Posted by: Moki at June 01, 2015 06:12 AM (x303I)

5

DAY 937

526 to go (599 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:13 AM (St6BJ)

6
Did the can of Coke have a pubic hair on it?

Asking for a fiend.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:14 AM (St6BJ)

7
Time to make the coffee. Sans pubes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:14 AM (St6BJ)

8 Fly United

Posted by: BignJames at June 01, 2015 06:14 AM (j7iSn)

9 Possible names - Ishn'allah Airlines. Far more exciting than TACA.

Or maybe Jihad Air - to help you get to your inner struggle.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 01, 2015 06:15 AM (+WOB8)

10 Perhaps the flight attendant is left handed. You know how Islam feels about left hands.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 01, 2015 06:16 AM (+WOB8)

11 When she called on the heathens around her to witness the unfairness of it all (Arabic equivalent of "Elp, Elp, I'm bein' oppressed!"), a fellow-passenger opined, according to accounts, "You muslims need to learn to shut the f**k up.")

You know, when someone gives you solid, heartfelt advice and then you act against it, you can hardly hold it against them when the results don't go your way.

I'll note that SpeelChuk here wants a capital M on the m-word, but I left the squiggly red line in just for spite. It doesn't care about "christian." Hmm.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 01, 2015 06:18 AM (xq1UY)

12 United breaks Qatars?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 01, 2015 06:19 AM (xq1UY)

13 Inshallah


If Allah had wanted her to receive an open soda, she would have received an open soda.

She needs to take it up with her deity.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 06:19 AM (VPLuQ)

14 8 Fly United
Posted by: BignJames at June 01, 2015 06:14 AM (j7iSn)

I had that t-shirt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:20 AM (St6BJ)

15 9 Possible names - Ishn'allah Airlines. Far more exciting than TACA.

Or maybe Jihad Air - to help you get to your inner struggle.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 01, 2015 06:15 AM (+WOB


More like "Plunging Necklines."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:21 AM (St6BJ)

16 I had that t-shirt.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:20 AM (St6BJ)

With the ducks?

Posted by: BignJames at June 01, 2015 06:21 AM (j7iSn)

17 16 With the ducks?
Posted by: BignJames at June 01, 2015 06:21 AM (j7iSn)


Yes. That and an R. Crumb "If It Feels Good, Do It."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:22 AM (St6BJ)

18 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:22 AM (St6BJ)


You're old.....like me.

Posted by: BignJames at June 01, 2015 06:23 AM (j7iSn)

19
Jeez, were the early '70s THAT long ago? Man, I feel old.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:23 AM (St6BJ)

20
Got a feeling 55 is gonna be a shit year . . .

(inshalla)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:24 AM (St6BJ)

21
Got a feeling 55 is gonna be a shit year . . .

(inshalla)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:24 AM (St6BJ)

22 Crumb? Wasn't there a documentary about that dude? Crazy cool comic artist I think?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 01, 2015 06:24 AM (+WOB8)

23 Perhaps SpeelChuk permits musselman.

Posted by: fluffy at June 01, 2015 06:25 AM (6wDo4)

24 An airline boycotted by muslins? Not seeing the downside.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 01, 2015 06:25 AM (xQX/f)

25 22 Crumb? Wasn't there a documentary about that dude? Crazy cool comic artist I think?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 01, 2015 06:24 AM (+WOB


Yes and he is one bizarre dude. Talented but, holy shit!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:29 AM (St6BJ)

26 I think we discussed this before. Ask for tomato juice and not only will the stewardess probably have to open a new can, chances are she'll give you the whole can.
But diet Coke? You're sharing that with two other people.

Posted by: @votermom at June 01, 2015 06:30 AM (cbfNE)

27 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 01, 2015 06:31 AM (KCxzN)

28 26 I think we discussed this before. Ask for tomato juice and not only will the stewardess probably have to open a new can, chances are she'll give you the whole can.
But diet Coke? You're sharing that with two other people.
Posted by: @votermom at June 01, 2015 06:30 AM (cbfNE)


All well and good. Except I hate tomato juice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:32 AM (St6BJ)

29 Inshallah


Why does Allah desire that Islamic women only earn 12 cents for every dollar that a Muslim man earns?

Allah seems to be pretty misogynistic.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 06:33 AM (VPLuQ)

30 What happened last night with Patriot Act bs?

0400 comes way to dang early to stay up late and watch that crap.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at June 01, 2015 06:36 AM (X+nFp)

31 While not strictly forbidden (haram) it is discouraged (makruh) to share a drink with a disbeliever when flying. The Prophet Mohammed (pbuh) spoke of this often.

Posted by: Islamic Scholar at June 01, 2015 06:36 AM (xQX/f)

32 All well and good. Except I hate tomato juice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:32 AM (St6BJ)


That's why you order a vodka with it, silly.

Posted by: RickZ at June 01, 2015 06:36 AM (nxTn8)

33 Unfortunately the arabic word for "boycott" is "bomb." In fact, the arabic word for a lot of things is "bomb."

Posted by: IrishEi at June 01, 2015 06:36 AM (E6RIJ)

34 Because I looked up some stuff about Kigurumi for story writing, YouTube thinks I am really interested in the stuff. *shudder*

This video needs to be broadcast in the Middle East. It will make Iran nuke us in retaliation or nuke themselves to make the hurting stop.... *twitch twitch*

https://youtu.be/Q4cZ6senYgQ

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 01, 2015 06:36 AM (+WOB8)

35 >>> Except I hate tomato juice.

Tomatophobe!

Posted by: fluffy at June 01, 2015 06:37 AM (6wDo4)

36 35 >>> Except I hate tomato juice.

Tomatophobe!
Posted by: fluffy at June 01, 2015 06:37 AM (6wDo4)


I hate the juice. Antisemitic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:39 AM (St6BJ)

37 All well and good. Except I hate tomato juice.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:32 AM


I used to ask for ginger ale on flights. Got me an unopened can 99% of the time. That wasn't the real reason -- for some reason, I like ginger ale -- and unless the stewardess flight attendant was letting others sip directly from the can, sharing a beverage from the same container doesn't seem all that awful.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 01, 2015 06:39 AM (P8YHq)

38 I gotta say, all these folks that get sued for having opinions that others take offense at just don't know how to act.

By being lukewarm they open themselves up to attack.

Don't want to do any work for gays? Then plaster you're business with Christian symbolism, sayings and posters.

When you talk to them call them fags, queers, light in the loafers.

It's not illegal to insult your customers.

If they push through (heh. swidt?) then take your time, make lots of errors and make the product as terrible as possible. When they complain offer to reimburse them.

You can't get sued for damgages for being late (unless you sign some sort of time contract) you can't get sued for damages for doing crappy work. (be creative make it look like an honest mistake.)

What's been most damaging to the businesses involved in these things has been the state being able to stick it's nose in because prejudice etc.

Don't be bigots, be assholes.

Like this thing with UA. All the witnesses are Muslim for the most part so it's a he/she said he/she said type thing.

If you have biases don't shout them to the rooftops, just whisper in your targets ear.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 01, 2015 06:39 AM (zRby/)

39 So no towel heads on United? What a great advertising ploy.


Fly United, but no GOATS.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 01, 2015 06:41 AM (0FSuD)

40 damgages? I confess I did it all on my own. No autocorrect fake excuses for me.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 01, 2015 06:41 AM (zRby/)

41 37 Posted by: MrScribbler at June 01, 2015 06:39 AM (P8YHq)

What's the big deal? No one is actually drinking from the same can; it's just being divvied up into different cups.

Muzzies and Leftists. Is there nothing in this world they don't hate and or want to control?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:41 AM (St6BJ)

42 39 So no towel heads on United? What a great advertising ploy.
Fly United, but no GOATS.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 01, 2015 06:41 AM (0FSuD)


Shall I tell you of my Aeroflot experience?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:42 AM (St6BJ)

43 "All Goat humpers go to the head of the line please"

Be creative. Be vicious. But be polite.

"We'll be happy to make that faggot wedding cake for you pervs."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 01, 2015 06:43 AM (zRby/)

44 Shall I tell you of my Aeroflot experience?





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:42 AM (St6BJ)


Ha ha. I remember. We are older than dirt.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 01, 2015 06:43 AM (0FSuD)

45 Hand out everything with your left hand. Make sure they see you visit the toilet before you start serving.

Maybe smear some chocolate on your fingers.

Have fun with your bigotry.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 01, 2015 06:44 AM (zRby/)

46 US Air, aka Piedmont, use to give you a full can of coke. Now you have to axe. They will give you one, just axe.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 01, 2015 06:45 AM (0FSuD)

47 They will give you one, just axe.

--

How'd you get the axe onboard the plane?

Posted by: @votermom at June 01, 2015 06:46 AM (cbfNE)

48 Ridicule will work better on the whiners.

Bullets for the truly dangerous.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 01, 2015 06:47 AM (zRby/)

49 Morning morons.

T-minus 10 minutes until freedom.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 01, 2015 06:49 AM (b2cFu)

50 Perhaps the flight attendant is left handed. You know how Islam feels about left hands.



They'll hate me.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 06:49 AM (zin7u)

51 And when you journey in the earth, there is no blame on you if you shorten the prayer, if you fear that those who disbelieve will cause you distress, surely the unbelievers are your open enemy. (The Women 4.101)

Posted by: Islamic Scholar at June 01, 2015 06:50 AM (xQX/f)

52 But whoever disputes with you in this matter after what has come to you of knowledge, then say: Come let us call our sons and your sons and our women and your women and our near people and your near people, then let us be earnest in prayer, and pray for the curse of Allah on the liars. (The Family of Imran 3.61)

Posted by: Islamic Scholar at June 01, 2015 06:53 AM (xQX/f)

53 Worked briefly serving beer at an NFL stadium (wife still does). Servers MUST take the tops off of all bottles before sale. Reason is similar to the one given by the Flight Attendant as they are less dangerous projectiles if thrown onto the field. Nothing personal!

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at June 01, 2015 06:54 AM (5z6T9)

54 52 Posted by: Islamic Scholar at June 01, 2015 06:53 AM (xQX/f)

So, they curse themselves?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:55 AM (St6BJ)

55 We love the towel heads. Please to fly with us. Every coke comes with free spit in glass.

Posted by: El Al at June 01, 2015 06:55 AM (0FSuD)

56 Shall I tell you of my Aeroflot experience?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:42 AM


I once flew (with a bunch of colleagues) to Lisbon via TAP (Air Portugal). According to those who had flown on Aeroflot, TAP was worse. Filthy aircraft, surly stewardesses flight attendants who looked like tractor drivers, and totally screwed-up ground support. In fact, I stood in the airport in Lisbon waiting for my luggage, which had been sent to Rio (why couldn't they do it the other way around?).

This flight, and one on a Maersk charter to Sweden, will rank as the worst flights in my 25 years of extensive air travel.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 01, 2015 06:56 AM (P8YHq)

57 I read that this woman was a Muslim Feminist.

It's a good thing that incongruity isn't toxic. Is there anything less oriented to feminism than Islam?

This idiot should be glad that she was given the unsolicited advice of her fellow passenger as there is little patience for raging muslims when confined to a thin pressurized aluminum tube traveling at high subsonic speeds six miles above the surface of the planet, regardless of gender or chivalrous norms.

Posted by: Pete Moss, The Agrostologist of the Apocolypse at June 01, 2015 06:57 AM (GgGgG)

58 How'd you get the axe onboard the plane?

Posted by: @votermom at June 01, 2015 06:46 AM (cbfNE)

Chairman's Preferred. We can bring anything on the plane

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 01, 2015 06:57 AM (0FSuD)

59 Dunno where my problems with strikeouts come from. I've struck out often with teh wimminz, but that can't be related.....

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 01, 2015 06:57 AM (P8YHq)

60 56 Posted by: MrScribbler at June 01, 2015 06:56 AM (P8YHq)


I can handle Ed Debevic's Airways. But standing room and farm animals in the aisles is something else entirely. At least smoking was prohibited, but sadly not campfires.

(Okay, that last one was an exaggeration)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:01 AM (St6BJ)

61 Was this woman flying alone, unaccompanied by a male member of her family?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 07:03 AM (VPLuQ)

62 So, JJ you know your dick stops working at 57, so your last two years you need to be doing a lot of fcuking.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 01, 2015 07:03 AM (0FSuD)

63 62 So, JJ you know your dick stops working at 57, so your last two years you need to be doing a lot of fcuking.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 01, 2015 07:03 AM (0FSuD)


Doubtful. My problem is my johnson works TOO well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:06 AM (St6BJ)

64 ..... I am going to run screaming now..... NSFW? I dunno but how the heck did I end up in this part of YouTube?
https://youtu.be/JySRye9R1gg

To quote TPH - "Kill it with fire."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 01, 2015 07:08 AM (+WOB8)

65 I say they should start two airlines, one each for Sunni and Shiite. That way they could keep score - who blows up more of the others' airplanes wins.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 07:09 AM (BZAd3)

66 Doubtful. My problem is my johnson works TOO well.

You gotta Magic Johnson?

Posted by: SE Pa Moron carrying mattress at June 01, 2015 07:10 AM (xQX/f)

67 The only airline I've ever flown (and I've flown a lot) has been Continental/United. This because Houston was Continental's main operating base, and aside from coach being incredibly cramped, I had no real complaints. Thing is, with Continental, if you got a can of soda with your cup of ice (sometimes you did, sometimes not), it was always opened. Seemed to be a courtesy thing on the part of the flight attendants. Now, since United took over Continental, they now charge for soft drinks (and pretty much anything else) on their flights. But they still generally hand you the Coke can (or whatever) opened for you. F*ck the muzzies; sounds like bullshit to me...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - SMOD is inbound at June 01, 2015 07:11 AM (yTMXB)

68 Oh fine, now someone will report us to the profiling police. What a way to start the week. Besides it's probably not a 0.0 probability, given all the Lutheran and Amish hijackers still out there.

Posted by: MTF at June 01, 2015 07:12 AM (DkJ4E)

69 66 You gotta Magic Johnson?
Posted by: SE Pa Moron carrying mattress at June 01, 2015 07:10 AM (xQX/f)


"Die Zauberschvantz."

One of Mozart's lost operas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:13 AM (St6BJ)

70 So I'm thinking that this flight attendant is probably up for a promotion.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 07:13 AM (BZAd3)

71 In a way, Republicans created this impassible beverage cart of oppression.

Posted by: Rand Paul at June 01, 2015 07:14 AM (+4uXG)

72 66 Doubtful. My problem is my johnson works TOO well.

You gotta Magic Johnson?
Posted by: SE Pa Moron carrying mattress at June 01, 2015 07:10 AM (xQX/f)

Is that why they call him that?

Posted by: Rev at June 01, 2015 07:16 AM (Vh+W5)

73 Doubtful. My problem is my johnson works TOO well.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:06 AM (St6BJ)

ha ha. Two years from now, if we are still around. I'll be axing for an update.
God bless you! You know the rule? Use it or lose it.



Posted by: Nip Sip at June 01, 2015 07:17 AM (0FSuD)

74 I'll take a coke. THESE PORK SKINS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at June 01, 2015 07:17 AM (rnH8X)

75 Attendant opens 12 ounce cans, pours drink into 10 ounce plastic cups. What is he/she/tranny supposed to do, throw the excess away?

Much ado 'bout 'nuttin.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron carrying mattress at June 01, 2015 07:17 AM (xQX/f)

76 This is unquestioningly the most shocking event in history involving Muslims and airplanes.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at June 01, 2015 07:17 AM (EaXyc)

77 She's a big nothing that inflates her importance.

Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at June 01, 2015 07:18 AM (iQIUe)

78 Just read a lengthy article in the Daily Signal about the co-ordinated attack by the Oregon government agency that prosecuted the woman who owned the bakery that refused to bake the gay wedding cake -- and was fined $135k by the state for her "offense."

Turns out that the Oregon government agency head who initiated the prosecution of the bakery woman was working hand-in-hand with a gay advocacy group at the same time. Also, the Oregon government agency head, who was coordinating meetings with the gay advocacy group and contributing money to them, is the same person who appointed the administrative judge who imposed the $135k fine on the bakery owner -- but no conflict of interest there, right?

This is a f*cking outrage. This bakery owner had no chance in hell of getting a fair hearing from a judge who owed his job to a government agency head who was actively working with/contributing to a special-interest group working to advance gay rights in Oregon.

If Oregon were a sane place, heads would roll for this. As it is, the idiot voters there will probably just reward the wrongdoers with higher government office.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2015 07:18 AM (lmdHn)

79 This is unquestioningly the most shocking event in history involving Muslims and airplanes.

We have a winner.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 01, 2015 07:19 AM (O7MnT)

80 I read that discrimination story yesterday and it screamed bullshit. Especially the part where the guy sitting across from her said something like, "you know you'd use it as a weapon, bitch."


Good morning.

Posted by: DangerGirl, building an ark at June 01, 2015 07:19 AM (ek7rN)

81 13 If Allah had wanted her to receive an open soda, she would have received an open soda.

She needs to take it up with her deity.
===================================

The Theological thread winnah. Very sound.

Posted by: MTF at June 01, 2015 07:19 AM (DkJ4E)

82 She was looking to make trouble. I assume she has flown before and had beverages before on the flight. The stewardess has always opened the can.

If we want to follow the Left's playbook, we should start hounding Northwestern U. to fire her.

Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at June 01, 2015 07:20 AM (nRvEn)

83 Does Tahera have the same level of outrage at ISIS loping off the heads of Christians, gang raping women and murdering babies and children?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2015 07:21 AM (9HoBs)

84 Muslins need to worry about more important stuff -- like why do hot dogs come 10 to a pack while buns are 8 to a pack?

Posted by: SE Pa Moron carrying mattress at June 01, 2015 07:21 AM (xQX/f)

85 73 You know the rule? Use it or lose it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 01, 2015 07:17 AM (0FSuD)

I seem to recall one of Ernest Borgnine's last interviews of F&F a couple of years before he died in which he whispered the secret of his longevity into Steve Doocey's ear.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:22 AM (St6BJ)

86 Morning Rons, slept late. Real late.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 01, 2015 07:23 AM (GpgJl)

87 Legal Insurrection now has a few commentators who enjoy the crease in Rand Paul's pants. I've been to forums that have a post count next to the person's name. Seems like that would be a good thing.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 01, 2015 07:23 AM (+4uXG)

88 She lies. No way every one said all those things to her. No one has come forward to corroborate what she claims.


If a United crew was curt with her, well, they are curt with everyone unless they are an old Continental crew.

But she lies. Should would have left a noose on her tray table but she knew she wouldn't be believed

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:25 AM (zOTsN)

89 87 87 Legal Insurrection now has a few commentators who enjoy the crease in Rand Paul's pants. I've been to forums that have a post count next to the person's name. Seems like that would be a good thing.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 01, 2015 07:23 AM (+4uXG)


William Jacobson's Legal Insurrection is one of the places I would think least likely to support Luap the Lesser (copyright 2015 Sefton Corp).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:27 AM (St6BJ)

90 I find the whole idea of a woman Muslim chaplain rather odd. Not to say they don't exist but I was involved in interfaith dialogue for years. I have never met a woman Imam. Heck, some of the Imams didn't looked uncomfortable about to shaking the hand of the Christian women clergy in the group. So, I'm assuming that she's just some sort of pastoral counsellor with the title chaplain cooked up by the University.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2015 07:28 AM (9HoBs)

91 But she lies. Should would have left a noose on her tray table but she knew she wouldn't be believed
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:25 AM (zOTsN)

That's why we need Ace to start the twitter storm of calling for her to be fired because she is an obvious liar. Tit for Tat.

Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at June 01, 2015 07:28 AM (nRvEn)

92
If you read articles about her you will see that it is all self promotion, obviously written by her.

Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at June 01, 2015 07:28 AM (iQIUe)

93 I will wipe with the left, so as not to offend my Muslim brethren. But I'm still only going to use one piece.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at June 01, 2015 07:29 AM (XrHO0)

94 I saw a United crew bump a young couple off a flight because the plane was oversold. Which would make them miss their own wedding. It isn't personal. It's business.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:29 AM (zOTsN)

95 The Liberals are already moving the goal posts on the $15 an hour minimum wage hike. I have been seeing articles saying it is going to hurt more people than it will help. One article said a single father would lose his County subsidized Health Insurance because he would make too much money.

Another said a single working mom would lose her free child care because the wage hike would put her over the maximum amount that can be made and still get free child care. Turns out she would lose money because she would have to pay more for child care than she would get in her "raise".

Beware Liberals bearing minimum wage hike arguments. They really don't mean it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 01, 2015 07:30 AM (iONHu)

96 And I thought I was probably the only person who had seen "Bulletproof Monk".

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2015 07:30 AM (4q4WA)

97 Everyone should be required to wake up like this:

http://tinyurl.com/pckgqrx

I'll be the monitor... to make sure you jagoffs are doing it correctly.

Down and gimme... that many.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 07:30 AM (BZAd3)

98 Here is the write-up on her.

http://tinyurl.com/kxmjh73

Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at June 01, 2015 07:31 AM (nRvEn)

99 I don't know, but having read the full article, I notice another moslem chimed in directly to her via Twitter, unless he was a relative, or the woman had permission, isn't that a sin deserving of an honor killing on the lady (whores?) part? Someday I'm going top have to sit down and read the rule book on this whacky death cult.

Posted by: JD at June 01, 2015 07:31 AM (TzeLs)

100 Back in January, a man was shot dead at a Ohio airport when he attempted to buy a ticket using a woman's DL; he was refused, and officers followed him to his car where he attacked with a knife and received a bullet or many for his trouble.

It turns out, the dude had 4 knives (the quoted part of the article says 2) taped to his legs per this Gateway piece:

http://tinyurl.com/nmjcgp9

Oh, and the good jihadi's name?

Hashim Hanif Ibn Abdul-Rasheed

Man, I'm sure glad the NSA foiled this nefarious plot.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2015 07:31 AM (CUfQt)

101 I am unaware of any branch of Islam that would accept a woman imam.

Or even credential one.

Or even train one.

I suspect their are a lot of lies to her

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:32 AM (zOTsN)

102 Interesting line in the Daily Mail article.

"Ahmad, a moderate muslim who has been personally commended by President Obama..."


It's a fucking stunt.

Posted by: DangerGirl, building an ark at June 01, 2015 07:32 AM (ek7rN)

103 If Muslims are going to start boycotting United Airlines, UA will become my airline of choice! They should promote this benefit in their advertising: Fly United Airlines -- no waiting, no Muslims!

I particularly liked the part where the scrunt said she was now going to fly Delta instead. LOL. Anybody who has ever flown on Delta knows that that's where you go if you want great customer service . . . . hahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2015 07:32 AM (lmdHn)

104 Why isnt she married?

Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at June 01, 2015 07:33 AM (iQIUe)

105 She thinks she is having her staged "Rosa Parks Moment."

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:34 AM (zOTsN)

106 That's nice. Millions of her Islamic brothers would probably be stoning her for doing interfaith dialogue. So she's not an Imam; She doesn't lead a mosque; She's a scholar.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2015 07:34 AM (9HoBs)

107 Pretty sure there's a picture of this "female Imam" in the dictionary under "Whore, Attention"

Posted by: Jenny Didn't Read Previous Comments at June 01, 2015 07:34 AM (3dsv+)

108
Does she have a clipped clit?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:34 AM (St6BJ)

109 Seriously. What seminary did she study at? Who credentialed her?

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:35 AM (zOTsN)

110 Hmm. I usually fly SouthWest but if the Muzzies are boycotting UA...second look at UA.

mornin' 'rons.



Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 07:35 AM (7ObY1)

111 United: Fly The Now Much-Friendlier Skies

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 07:36 AM (oVJmc)

112 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:13 AM

*Snort* Heh!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 01, 2015 07:36 AM (gOixe)

113 United Airlines: 100% Terrorist-Proof since 2015

Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 07:36 AM (7ObY1)

114 That's the fakest story I've ever heard. I just bet the pilot apologized for his white privilege. What a load of goat shit.

Posted by: no good deed at June 01, 2015 07:37 AM (GgxVX)

115 I found it interesting that only Dan Abrams, former head of MSNBC and now of Mediaite, brought the real story about Denny Hastert out.

He correctly identified that there wasn't an actual "crime" that could be charged and that anyone other than a high profile person of the wrong political party would have been left alone.

This act, coupled with the aggressive John Doe prosecution tactics in Wisconsin against Gov. Walker signal a new era in what used to be a gentleman's agreement between the parties.

Previously, neither party would pursue or try to criminalize the other party's members, especially when they were out of power.

Now, Democrats are signaling that the truce is over and that they will try to jail or ruin anyone who is a republican. They are betting that the republicans won't retaliate in kind, making the country a banana republic.

It's going to be interesting to see what happens now with the republican dominance in the state houses and administrations.

Posted by: jwest at June 01, 2015 07:37 AM (9ZZd+)

116
Notice that she claims to have studied at a bunch of places but she had not actually received degrees from anywhere.

Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at June 01, 2015 07:37 AM (iQIUe)

117 You probably can't get better advertising than "Muslims refuse to fly on our airline."

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at June 01, 2015 07:38 AM (EaXyc)

118 Does she have a clipped clit?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:34 AM (St6BJ)

Good question. Maybe that's why she's so cranky...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - SMOD is inbound at June 01, 2015 07:38 AM (yTMXB)

119 Chaplain Ahmad was honored at the White House as a leading Muslim female in the United States and recognized among top ten good Muslim stories of 2013.

"Top ten good Muslim stories." LOL. They wrote that incorrectly. I know what they meant- "Top ten good stories about Muslims"- but it wasn't the way it was written.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2015 07:38 AM (9HoBs)

120 Muslins need to worry about more important stuff -- like why do hot dogs come 10 to a pack while buns are 8 to a
pack?



Dogs 9 & 10 are for droppage at the grill & Fido bribery.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 07:38 AM (zin7u)

121 I'm surprised she didn't claim they tried to douse her in pig blood.

Posted by: DangerGirl at June 01, 2015 07:39 AM (ek7rN)

122 I'd like a 2-liter Pepsi, shaken not stirred, and one box of Mentos, please...

Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 07:39 AM (7ObY1)

123
No airline will ever give you an unopened can. It has nothing to do with what the person was wearing. A closed can hurts when it is thrown, and an open can does not. Doesn't matter who does the throwing.

Posted by: Haiku Guy at June 01, 2015 07:39 AM (hmj8n)

124 She is the Ward Churchill of islam. I am sure she was raised in the faith. But no way she studied anywhere another Muslim would recognize or be credentialled. She lies about a lot of things

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:40 AM (zOTsN)

125 Who bitch this is?

Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 07:40 AM (7ObY1)

126 Posted by: JD at June 01, 2015 07:31 AM (TzeLs)

Don't do it. You can't read the Koran without a commentary. Otherwise it is gibberish. The books aren't in chronological order instead they are in order by length. Old Mo rants about things that aren't put into any context. Plus, you need the sayings and life of Mo to add in the rest of the pieces.

One theory about why Islam is getting extra violent is that all of the Islamic documentation is now public. Before only the cloistered few imams could read all of the texts and they could cut out the insane violent parts. It was always violent, but with a few imams you could keep it in check. Now, anyone can read the insanity. It's one reason that Coptic priest in Egypt can drive muzzies nuts by picking out some of the nuttier parts (you can be alone with a non-relative woman if you suckle from her). They can't refute them because they are true.

Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at June 01, 2015 07:40 AM (nRvEn)

127 Chaplain Ahmad was honored at the White House as a leading Muslim female in the United States and recognized among top ten good Muslim stories of 2013.


"Ten dead muzzies".

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 07:40 AM (zin7u)

128 The reason so many join ISIS is because we won't give them unopened sodas.

Posted by: Marie Harf at June 01, 2015 07:41 AM (3F6F8)

129 So chaplain in some places means "job I gave my friend"?

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:42 AM (zOTsN)

130 128 The reason so many join ISIS is because we won't give them unopened sodas.


LOL. Thread. Winner.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 07:42 AM (7ObY1)

131 Clearly, the problem is with the police (pronounced POH leece): The right reverend Al "the snitch" Sharpton.

http://tinyurl.com/ntcycrm

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 07:42 AM (BZAd3)

132 Pop-tops are halal.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 07:43 AM (oVJmc)

133 Damn. Haram.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 07:43 AM (oVJmc)

134 News I'd like to see: United Airlines announced a dramatic cut in airfares today as a result of significant reductions in insurance cost.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron carrying mattress at June 01, 2015 07:43 AM (xQX/f)

135 Surgeon General to push gun control as a health issue:

http://tinyurl.com/qcjrgce

Do you ever think these guys are actually trying to start something?

via insty

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 07:44 AM (BZAd3)

136 Remember the case of "the flying imams" that happened after 9-11? A bunch of imams in traditional Muslim garb were observed by passengers in the waiting area -- they were whispering conspiratorially to one another in Arabic, making hand signals, conspicuously praying and consulting their Qurans, etc. Then, when they got on the plane, they continued this behavior. They also did other suspicious things, such as asking for seat belt extenders even though they did not need them (i.e. were not fat), conspicuously looking back at other imams in seats farther back in the cabin and making hand signals to them, etc. Worried passengers relayed their concerns to the flight attendants, who also became concerned by the weird behavior of the Muslim passengers, and eventually the imams were escorted off the plane. They subsequently sued for discrimination and received a large settlement from the airline.

What was not widely reported about that story was that it was later discovered that the "flying imams" had been a CAIR-designed stunt to extort money from the airline. The "imams" had behaved suspiciously on purpose -- deliberately trying to alarm the passengers and flight crew so that they could provoke a reaction, and then sue.

Don't know if this is a similar situation, but Muslims know that screaming "discrimination" is an easy way to score some quick settlement bucks from hyper-PC corporations in the U.S.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2015 07:45 AM (lmdHn)

137 Actually, I would like more stories about good Muslims. Unfortunately, the ones blowing up airplanes, killing scores or women and children sand getting all the publicity aren't good.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2015 07:45 AM (9HoBs)

138 Calling people 'infidels' is no way to win friends and influence people. All it does is piss them off.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at June 01, 2015 07:45 AM (rnH8X)

139 Just need the Soup Nazi as the steward, "NO CAN FOR YOU!"

Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at June 01, 2015 07:45 AM (nRvEn)

140 135 Surgeon General to push gun control as a health issue:

http://tinyurl.com/qcjrgce

Do you ever think these guys are actually trying to start something?

via insty
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 07:44 AM (BZAd3)


Obamacare/EPA - Is there nothing they CAN'T try/succeed controlling???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:46 AM (St6BJ)

141 I don't accept unopened soda cans ever since that time I met Bill Cosby.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at June 01, 2015 07:46 AM (EaXyc)

142 132
Pop-tops are halal.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 07:43 AM (oVJmc)

133
Damn. Haram.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 07:43 AM (oVJmc)




You say halal, I say haram, let's cut the whole head off.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 01, 2015 07:46 AM (yxw0r)

143 Heard on the radio this morning that United Airlines apologized.

For what, I'm wondering? Following FAA regs?

I kind of hope it was a typical airline "apology": "We're sorry that the government makes us do these things......"

Posted by: @JohnTant at June 01, 2015 07:47 AM (eytER)

144 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2015 07:38 AM (9HoBs)

She has the signs of a SJW as well as a bomb-maker's apprentice.

"They ignored my narrative!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2015 07:47 AM (Zu3d9)

145 So muslims are boycotting UA?

*books all flights exclusively with UA


Morning horde

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 07:47 AM (4BsTz)

146 Can it, bitch.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 01, 2015 07:47 AM (MYPM9)

147 She got her undergrad in Cairo in islamic studies and sciences


Muslim Brotherhood?

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:48 AM (zOTsN)

148 about the soda can thing -- as a non muslim, it annoys me endlessly that stadiums, airplanes, and a lot of other large venues will not give me a closed bottle / can of soda or water.

However, that's always been my experience.

Not sure what the girl is bitching about.

They say you can't have a sealed container since it could be used as a weapon. And it's pretty rich to me that a Muslim is bitching about it. But for her 19 co-religionists, I'd probably be able to get an unopened soda on a plane.

Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 07:49 AM (AkOaV)

149 I'm as suspicious of her because she's employed by a university as I am that she's a Muslim.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 07:49 AM (oVJmc)

150 Can it, bitch.



Her argument is flat.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 07:49 AM (zin7u)

151 147 She got her undergrad in Cairo in islamic studies and sciences


Muslim Brotherhood?
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:48 AM (zOTsN)


"C'mon, Algebra. This is no place for you!"

- - Stymie

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:50 AM (St6BJ)

152 Once we pop, the fun will stop.
-US Airways

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 01, 2015 07:50 AM (MYPM9)

153 Draconian gun control helps make the world safe for the aristocracy. Everyone else suffers, just ask the poor of Baltimore.

Posted by: MTF at June 01, 2015 07:50 AM (DkJ4E)

154 Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 07:49 AM (oVJmc)

and that she's bitching about something most of us have experienced.

Try getting a football stadium to let you keep the cap to your water bottle sometime.

Good luck with that.

Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 07:51 AM (AkOaV)

155 Last I heard United basically said' the non apology apology of "I'm sure you feel this way, we are investigating"

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:51 AM (zOTsN)

156 First, being treated like cattle by airline staff is SOP nowadays. Toughen up, cupcake.

Second, if we're going to look at this as religious persecution, I'm afraid I'm all out of f%$#s to give - spent 'em all on concern over the Yazidi women being raped and married off to jihadis, Nigerian Christian school girls being kidnapped/sold off as slaves/used as suicide bombers, Americans being beheaded, etc.

My heart does not bleed for your struggle.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 07:51 AM (UJir/)

157 Perhaps if her demeanor had been more bubbly...

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 01, 2015 07:52 AM (MYPM9)

158 156 My heart does not bleed for your struggle.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 07:51 AM (UJir/)



We're working on it!

Posted by: Rusty Hacksaw at June 01, 2015 07:53 AM (St6BJ)

159 She says she needed the can unopened for "hygiene reasons"

Because non muslims are dirty?

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:53 AM (zOTsN)

160 157 Perhaps if her demeanor had been more bubbly...
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 01, 2015 07:52 AM (MYPM9)


Fizzies were invented in Istanbul. S'truth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:53 AM (St6BJ)

161 Bob Sheiffer - a lifetime of deluded, socialist regrets summed up in one sentence:

http://tinyurl.com/q2afz3k

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 07:54 AM (BZAd3)

162 Damn. Haram.

Easy to use guide for filthy infidels disbelievers;

Every conceivable human action falls under five rulings, or ahkam: the forbidden (haram), the discouraged (makruh), the neutral (mubah), the recommended (mustahib), and the obligatory (wajib).

Posted by: Islamic Scholar at June 01, 2015 07:54 AM (xQX/f)

163 We are so very sorry you were offended. We will redouble our efforts to train our staff to explain our policies more effectively.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 01, 2015 07:54 AM (V70Uh)

164 They say you can't have a sealed container since it could be used as a weapon. And it's pretty rich to me that a Muslim is bitching about it.
_____________________________

Somebody on Twitter yesterday had the perfect response: a photograph of dozens of people trapped in the upper stories of the smoking WTC on 9/11, hanging out of the broken, blown-out windows, gasping for air, some with their clothes off (as they tried in vain to get some relief from the searing heat of the jet-fuel fires consuming the building). The tweet said something like: "Bet these people would have loved to have a can of Diet Coke -- even if it was already opened."

Sad how quickly we have forgotten the horrors that so many of our fellow Americans endured on 9/11 because of our corrupt government's idiotic insistence on appeasing Muslims.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2015 07:54 AM (lmdHn)

165 "You Moslem you need to shut the fuck up."

I want to meet this guy and buy him a beer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2015 07:54 AM (Zu3d9)

166 Because non muslims are dirty?
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:53 AM (zOTsN)

...Because a man may have (or did) touched it, would be my guess.

Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 07:54 AM (AkOaV)

167 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2015 07:54 AM (Zu3d9)

I'm willing to bet that that was never said.

Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 07:55 AM (AkOaV)

168
Bob Sheiffer - a lifetime of deluded, socialist regrets summed up in one sentence:


Still a senile old fool.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 07:55 AM (oVJmc)

169 [IBut for her 19 co-religionists, I'd probably be able to get an unopened soda on a plane.
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 07:49 AM (AkOaV)



Not to mention, we wouldn't have to practically strip or be fondled at the airport. I'd be able to carry on my shampoo and other liquids, among other things.


Yeah, can't imagine why people are pissed off at muslims. They attack us multiple times in the name of their religion then bitch and moan when people "discriminate" against them. Fuck em all.

Posted by: DangerGirl at June 01, 2015 07:55 AM (ek7rN)

170 Probably said up-thread, but this is about intimidating businesses into treating Muslims better than other customers - like OMG, I don't want this gal in the hijab to think I'm an Islamaphobe and boycott my employer so I'll be extra nice!!!

Second, it's a distraction - don't look at what is happening in the Middle East and parts of Africa and Asia re: religious persecution. It's a Hell of a lot worse than not providing unopened soda. Hey, Christians don't even get treated with super respect in Saudi Arabia (though they're not being randomly killed there yet).

Big SJW nothingburger.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 07:55 AM (UJir/)

171
The thing is, it is offensive when an airline hands you a can of soda opened because they are worried you are going to throw it at somebody, and an opened can is less likely to cause injury. Why should people constantly assume that I am intent on hurting somebody every minute of the day.

But they do this to everybody. Not just muslims.

Posted by: Haiku Guy at June 01, 2015 07:55 AM (hmj8n)

172 Posted by: DangerGirl at June 01, 2015 07:55 AM (ek7rN)

I remember a few years ago there was a movement among Muslim women to get a religious exemption from the pat downs & naked body scanners. Apparently being molested as a condition to get on a plane goes against their religion.

Not sure how that played out, but it would be... ironic(?) if Muslim women had a religious exemption to body scanners and pat downs.

Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 07:56 AM (AkOaV)

173 166 ...Because a man may have (or did) touched it, would be my guess.
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 07:54 AM (AkOaV)

More likely she feared the evil Joo-cooties. They're everywhere, dontcha know.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:56 AM (St6BJ)

174 Obamacare/EPA - Is there nothing they CAN'T try/succeed controlling???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:46 AM (St6BJ)

I understand that the new Attorney General is spinning up the DOJ to start issuing 'regulations' on gun control, as well.

Regulations are so much handier than laws, after all.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 07:57 AM (BZAd3)

175 3 killed in Baltimore yesterday.

#OurLivesAintWorthShit

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 07:57 AM (4BsTz)

176 Hygiene reasons.

Is this about creeping sharia? It is most definitely a set up

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:57 AM (zOTsN)

177 167 I'm willing to bet that that was never said.
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 07:55 AM (AkOaV)

I wish it was.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:57 AM (St6BJ)

178 I was really shaken by my experience.

-can of diet coke

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 01, 2015 07:57 AM (MYPM9)

179 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:56 AM (St6BJ)

You don't mean... ::shudder:: the ::whisper:: shapeshifters do you?

Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 07:57 AM (AkOaV)

180 Because non muslims are dirty?

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:53 AM (zOTsN)

Of course. There is nothing unhygienic about being poured some Coke from an open can.

The bitch is a lying terrorist sympathizer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2015 07:58 AM (Zu3d9)

181 >>>76 unquestioningly the most shocking event in history involving Muslims and airplanes.
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at June 01, 2015 07:17 AM (EaXyc)
I recommend this as the subheadline of the post.

Posted by: m at June 01, 2015 07:58 AM (/31Bi)

182 138 Calling people 'infidels' is no way to win friends and influence people. All it does is piss them off.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at June 01, 2015 07:45 AM (rnH8X)
----
Kind of reminds me of a variation on an old joke. Guy walks into the psychiatrist office and says "Doc, I don't understand why everyone hates me, you infidel piece of shit".

Posted by: JD at June 01, 2015 07:58 AM (TzeLs)

183 >>...Because a man may have (or did) touched it, would be my guess.

I assumed it was about infidel germs.

If she's that concerned about germ then bring your own soda with you (which can be purchased at a shop near the gate). Problem solved!

As a parent I was always sure to have whatever I needed food/drinkwise when traveling since you can't expect the airline staff to jump when the kid decides he's hungry or thirsty (or if she/he has special needs, such as allergies). Same principle applies to this chick.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 07:58 AM (UJir/)

184 174 Regulations are so much handier than laws, after all.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 07:57 AM (BZAd3)

Thank goodness we have redress in the courts . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:58 AM (St6BJ)

185 They got an exemption from ObamaCare, so it wouldn't surprise me.

I haven't been on a plane in 9 years. What about it Horde? Do women in burkas get searched?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 01, 2015 07:59 AM (V70Uh)

186 I needed it unopened for hygiene reasons! I was going to stick it in my cootch.

-attention-seeking imamette

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 01, 2015 07:59 AM (MYPM9)

187 She should have to explain her hygeine comment.

Does she accept a glass of water in a restaurant from a non muslim.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:59 AM (zOTsN)

188 179 Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 07:57 AM (AkOaV)


You want I should draw you a diagram, maybe?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:00 AM (St6BJ)

189 /raises hand

Yeah, they open the can every time for me, too.

The world gets sillier every damn day.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 08:00 AM (659DL)

190 Bernie Sanders had a chance to explain his fantasy life on Chuck Toddlers show on Sunday, and he claimed he was just trying to get in on some of the sweet Fifty Shades Of Grey money train.

Seriously. All fiction, says Bernie. Then he winked.

Posted by: MTF at June 01, 2015 08:00 AM (DkJ4E)

191 You can crush an empty opened can into a shape with a couple of edges sharp enough to cut. If you're strong in the hands, you can rip an empty can open and have a knife edge right there. Not a good working knife, but an attack weapon.

Not to bring up the odd characteristics of torn plastic at certain angles, but I'm surprised cans are even allowed on board. There. I said it.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 01, 2015 08:01 AM (xq1UY)

192 Airline Response and Legal Defense:

"Sorry. Federal Regs."

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:01 AM (oVJmc)

193 I assumed it was about infidel germs.

I'm so old, I remember when people grew out of that "cooties!" shit by junior high.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 01, 2015 08:01 AM (rHXGG)

194 The muzzie broad should be taken out on the tarmac and stoned for being an uncovered sack of meat and traveling unescorted.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 08:01 AM (zin7u)

195 Oh, here's Bernie on NBC (the Democrat Propaganda Network):

http://bit.ly/1Ggdcsp

Posted by: MTF at June 01, 2015 08:01 AM (DkJ4E)

196 I am flying United in a few days. I am much more comfortable now.

Posted by: MathMom at June 01, 2015 08:02 AM (/IlF7)

197 There is a reason airlines became super concerned about safety. I forget what brought it on but there was a distinct characteristic. Amish maybe? Lutheran?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 08:02 AM (4BsTz)

198 People who wipe their ass with thier left hand are concerned about the hygeine of a newly opened can of soda


Really

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:02 AM (zOTsN)

199 Bernie Sanders' campaign getting the once over by insty:

http://tinyurl.com/q95njpj

Pretty damned funny.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 08:03 AM (BZAd3)

200 As I sat on the plane I could see the tears welling up in the young woman's face. After deplaning, I saw her walking toward the baggage claim area. I rushed up and placed my arm around her shoulder, comforting the quiet sobs. "I'll fly with you," I murmured.

/lady from the train in Australia, now traveling internationally.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:03 AM (NeFrd)

201 193 I assumed it was about infidel germs.

I'm so old, I remember when people grew out of that "cooties!" shit by junior high.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 01, 2015 08:01 AM (rHXGG)

Imagine being left back in 2nd grade. For 1,500 years. With 1.1 billion of your friends.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:03 AM (St6BJ)

202 We'll stone her to death after she cashes the check.

Posted by: Sharia Compliant Muslims at June 01, 2015 08:03 AM (GgxVX)

203 It's not just someone deliberately throwing a can. In case of big turbulence, it could become an accidental projectile. The nice no-way-in-Hell-she's-an-imam lady is totally wrong.

Posted by: VKI at June 01, 2015 08:03 AM (qySNZ)

204 "You Moslem you need to shut the fuck up."

Then he raped her on a shattered glass coffee table.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:03 AM (oVJmc)

205 This really left us rolling in the aisles.

-all the other opened pop cans

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 01, 2015 08:03 AM (MYPM9)

206 Had a few drinks last night, called my F-I-L a fucking idiot, laughed in his face and told him to go fuck himself when he started using the "Duggar family" as analogous to Conservatives. Poor bastard was sputtering and red-faced when my B-I-L mercifully walked me out of the room before I got too mean.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 01, 2015 08:04 AM (K+kVl)

207 There is a reason airlines became super concerned about safety. I forget what brought it on but there was a distinct characteristic. Amish maybe? Lutheran?

Silly, it was the Bushitler/Mossad/HALLIBURTON conspiracy to make an excuse for us to invade Afghanistan. Or something.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 08:04 AM (659DL)

208 Posted by: Lincolntf at June 01, 2015 08:04 AM (K+kVl)

yikes. well that'll make for an interesting thanksgiving...

Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 08:05 AM (AkOaV)

209 >>"You Moslem you need to shut the fuck up."

Yeah, sure someone said that.

The best part is that she was shocked and hurt that others on the plane didn't stand up for her. Uh, really? I never stand up for that one difficult passenger giving the stewardess a hard time (regardless of religion), I ignore them.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 08:06 AM (UJir/)

210 *sniff*
She called me "unclean".

-can of diet coke

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 01, 2015 08:06 AM (MYPM9)

211
Silly, it was the Bushitler/Mossad/HALLIBURTON conspiracy to make an excuse for us to invade Afghanistan. Or something.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 08:04 AM (659DL)

To create ISIS!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 08:06 AM (4BsTz)

212 Probably won't make the art thread,

http://tinyurl.com/plyaade

Maybe somebody could tell Barry that one of this guy's exhibits would be a good place for some selfies.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 08:06 AM (BZAd3)

213 Bernie Sanders' campaign getting the once over by insty:

Fatter and whiter than an NFL offensive line.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 08:06 AM (659DL)

214 206 Posted by: Lincolntf at June 01, 2015 08:04 AM (K+kVl)


Did he refuse to drink from a pre-opened can too?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:06 AM (St6BJ)

215 Had a few drinks last night, called my F-I-L a fucking idiot, laughed in
his face and told him to go fuck himself when he started using the
"Duggar family" as analogous to Conservatives.


That's my favored tactic for a while now. Just sober.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:07 AM (oVJmc)

216 New Muslim horror movie .. Snacks on a Plane!

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2015 08:07 AM (g1DWB)

217 I will repeat my demand for an airline with pigskin seats.

Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2015 08:07 AM (ztOda)

218 Lincoln ... That's just beautiful.


Gotta' admit ... I have no idea who in the hell the Duggar Family is.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2015 08:07 AM (QWGds)

219 I will repeat my demand for an airline with pigskin seats.

Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2015 08:07 AM (ztOda)

220 Morning all

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at June 01, 2015 08:07 AM (3ZtZW)

221 Yesterday some guy in a Volvo parked behind my in a parking lot and his car had an Obama 2012 sticker on it. I really wish I had a sticker supply for moments like this that said "Blame me", so I could add it to his collection.

Posted by: MTF at June 01, 2015 08:08 AM (DkJ4E)

222 211 To create ISIS!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 08:06 AM (4BsTz)

Evil Joos create terrorists to kill them to prove that there is terrorism.

Evil. Jooz!

I got this from a Luap the Lesser presser.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:08 AM (St6BJ)

223 Oh stewardess! I speak vile.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 01, 2015 08:08 AM (MYPM9)

224 We'll open the can for you. Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: UAL at June 01, 2015 08:08 AM (JO9+V)

225 Little Ms. Hijab can STFU---and I'm flying United next time.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 01, 2015 08:08 AM (Sda6L)

226 Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2015 08:07 AM (g1DWB)

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snacks on this motherfucking plane!

Posted by: Samuel L Jackson at June 01, 2015 08:08 AM (AkOaV)

227 Posted by: Lincolntf at June 01, 2015 08:04 AM

Thanksgiving should be a hoot!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 01, 2015 08:08 AM (gOixe)

228 I bet that flight attendant was a republican!

Posted by: Rand Paul at June 01, 2015 08:09 AM (HstNY)

229 167 I'm willing to bet that that was never said.

----

I dunno - I've been on some commuter flights where even if you take just a little too long deciding what you want to drink, you'll start getting the stinkeye from Type A guy across the aisle.

Some entitled woman bitching about something as ox-stupid as an open can of soda handed to her....? Yeah, I can believe someone probably told her to shut the fuck up. The only part I doubt is that her religion was expressly identified.

Posted by: @JohnTant at June 01, 2015 08:09 AM (PFy0L)

230 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:08 AM (St6BJ)

Haha luap the lesser?

I love it...

Posted by: Samuel L Jackson at June 01, 2015 08:09 AM (AkOaV)

231 /sock

Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 08:09 AM (AkOaV)

232 I got this from a Luap the Lesser presser.

Yeah...he's fruit from the tree. As George Carlin described the phenomenon:

Makes sense. Yeah, that's OK. I say the same thing myself...AH...AH...AH...YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 08:10 AM (659DL)

233 Stringer, or CD-ROMs

Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2015 08:10 AM (ztOda)

234 Stringer, or CD-ROMs

Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2015 08:10 AM (ztOda)

235 I'm so old, I remember when people grew out of that "cooties!" shit by junior high.

Oops. My go-to line when disagreeing with wife of many decades is still 'Yeah, but you have cooties.'

I intend to lay on my deathbed, take one final gasp, signal her to come close, then whisper that in her ear.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron carrying mattress at June 01, 2015 08:10 AM (xQX/f)

236 What is the hygiene issue she refers to?

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:10 AM (zOTsN)

237 Before reading it I thought the Diet Coke label if turned a certain way would look like an islamic symbol like that Burger King BS years back.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 08:10 AM (4BsTz)

238 Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:03 AM (NeFrd)

Sounds like the airline version of Che Che's, "I put my arm around my daughter as we sobbed uncontrollably and sunk down on the sofa."
Good job!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2015 08:10 AM (9HoBs)

239 Posted by: @JohnTant at June 01, 2015 08:09 AM (PFy0L)

I have a hard time believing someone said "You Moslem you need to shut the fuck up."

Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 08:10 AM (AkOaV)

240 Yup, and I'm here with him and the extended family for a whole week. When I woke up this morning I felt vaguely like I should apologize, but now that I've had my first cup of coffee I realize I don't give a shit. When I see him for the first time this morning I'll probably just flip him off. Can't spend a whole week pretending he's not a Liberal dickbag. I've done that for 15 years already.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 01, 2015 08:11 AM (K+kVl)

241 Had a few drinks last night, called my F-I-L a fucking idiot, laughed in his face and told him to go fuck himself when he started using the "Duggar family" as analogous to Conservatives. Poor bastard was sputtering and red-faced when my B-I-L mercifully walked me out of the room before I got too mean.



Splashed one bogey.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 08:11 AM (zin7u)

242 233,234: Hell, a double-post will get you thrown off some flights...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 01, 2015 08:11 AM (xq1UY)

243 No Muslims OR white liberals on board? Shut up and take my money!

Posted by: Ponydaemmerung at June 01, 2015 08:12 AM (kUg3X)

244 Posted by: Lincolntf at June 01, 2015 08:11 AM (K+kVl)

My advice? Do what I do with my liberal FIL -- find something you can both agree to bitch about.

Like Tom Brady and his balls.

Or fake Injuns.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 08:12 AM (AkOaV)

245 "Snacks on a plane'" ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2015 08:12 AM (9HoBs)

246 Unopened soda can......really. Bitch be tripping.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 01, 2015 08:12 AM (/HC6x)

247 I suggest everyone go look at the pic of the Sanders campaign event in Iowa. Great googly moogly.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 08:12 AM (659DL)

248 I would have been priceless if the stews answer was inshallah.

Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2015 08:12 AM (ztOda)

249 Does she ever get pop at a restaurant in a glass? Does she ever drink pop in a glass handed to her? Same level of

Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at June 01, 2015 08:12 AM (nRvEn)

250 >>I have a hard time believing someone said "You Moslem you need to shut the fuck up."

Yeah, just a little too perfectly bigoted.
I could see the STFU being said under his breath (but not too quietly).

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 08:13 AM (UJir/)

251 Ha ha! The Religion of Perpetual Grievance(tm) strikes again!

Lo, is there someone out there who makes halal happy pills?

Posted by: Fritz at June 01, 2015 08:13 AM (UzPAd)

252 By ALL means, whenever you see a 'muslima' dis-honoured, walk right over and throw your arm around her shoulders to comfort her. And, wear a cup.

"Oh sure. I get laid a lot, too." --Just The Punchline

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 01, 2015 08:14 AM (xq1UY)

253 I have a hard time believing someone said "You Moslem you need to shut the fuck up."

That man's name?

Haven Monahan.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:14 AM (oVJmc)

254 Before reading it I thought the Diet Coke label if turned a certain way would look like an islamic symbol like that Burger King BS years back.


When turned horizontal and bounced off their forehead, the impression left does resemble squiggly lines.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 08:14 AM (zin7u)

255 Yeah, just a little too perfectly bigoted.
I could see the STFU being said under his breath (but not too quietly).


I don't know. If it was one of the Morons, whe would have gotten it spelled out with interpretive dance and Roman candles.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 08:14 AM (659DL)

256 But hey, let me tell you....

That beer was DELICIOUS!

Posted by: United Passenger sitting next to crazy muslim woman at June 01, 2015 08:14 AM (PFy0L)

257 If you have kids in, or getting ready for college, this should make you happy about paying those tuition bills:

http://tinyurl.com/pjsh4yw

Clinton Foundation raked in $100 million from colleges in three years.

Because it's for the kids... and the middle class, don't you know?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 08:15 AM (BZAd3)

258 While we're on the subject of people being bullied by the specialest snowflakes...

Proposal for 'Straight Pride' club spurs calls for training
http://is.gd/mJWaU7

Right, because the real issue here is that HS kids in the year 2015 haven't been given enough lessons in "gay is awesome!"

I also had a good guffaw at "the silencing of LGBT students through bullying and harassment." They're allowed to have a club. They're allowed to hang banners in the library. They're allowed to refuse to participate in classroom activities on "Day of Silence" (this is why I can't be a teacher...if I call on you you better answer instead of throwing a snit about your sexual feels). They're allowed to take curricular time away from the whole school with "training"--when everyone else's time would be better spent on math or civics or just sitting quietly staring out the window wishing they were somewhere else. Some fucking "silenced."

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 01, 2015 08:15 AM (rHXGG)

259 I have a hard time believing someone said "You Moslem you need to shut the fuck up."


Yep; Too scripted.

Unless, of course, it was a particularly irritated young Sikh fellow, but then he's say "Muslims" not Moslem.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2015 08:17 AM (9HoBs)

260 Damn. Anybody else want a running commentary from Lincoltf this week?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 08:17 AM (4BsTz)

261 Hello?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:18 AM (rDqRv)

262 >>I don't know. If it was one of the Morons, whe would have gotten it spelled out with interpretive dance and Roman candles.

Yeah, could have happened.

The times I've been on a plane and someone gets snippy the passengers either stare or get busy pretending not to notice. You're wedged in there like sardines and forced to witness it when you really would rather just drink your soda and read your book.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 08:18 AM (UJir/)

263 I would have gone with musselmans, so it wasn't me. (And, I was on Delta)

Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2015 08:18 AM (ztOda)

264 OK Morning all.

For a second there the Blog was not taking my posts. I mean they do suck, but still

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:18 AM (rDqRv)

265 The rarest of meteorological phenomena. The Saharan Snowflake.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:19 AM (NeFrd)

266 For a second there the Blog was not taking my posts.

New crop of squirrels on the wheels. I think they're union.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 08:19 AM (659DL)

267 264 OK Morning all.

For a second there the Blog was not taking my posts. I mean they do suck, but still
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:18 AM (rDqRv)


You're on the air. Turn your radio down.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:19 AM (St6BJ)

268 I could see it as several people muttering, as in

"fcuking muslims"
and
"STFU"

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at June 01, 2015 08:20 AM (3ZtZW)

269 My FIL was conservative. Defended Bush v.2 to the end. Sister in law and husband, both Bush v.2 haters -- 9/11 truthers, too. It would get nasty. I'd side with FIL just to keep the fires stoked.

Wanna hear the best part?

He cut them out of his will.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron carrying mattress at June 01, 2015 08:20 AM (xQX/f)

270 The rarest of meteorological phenomena. The Saharan Snowflake.

The Sahara was green before global warming.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 08:20 AM (659DL)

271 Maybe she's just doing a jesse Jackson thing and is trying to force United to put a member of CAIR on their board

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:20 AM (zOTsN)

272 >>Proposal for 'Straight Pride' club spurs calls for training

Ugh. So tiresome.HS kids in 2015 are very aware.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 08:21 AM (UJir/)

273 Paging Mr Soros Paging Mr Soros
Your FU DEBT riddled homeland is calling.

Posted by: Clear Choice at June 01, 2015 08:21 AM (/WmRg)

274
I also had a good guffaw at "the silencing of LGBT students through
bullying and harassment." They're allowed to have a club. They're
allowed to hang banners in the library. They're allowed to refuse to
participate in classroom activities on "Day of Silence" (this is why I
can't be a teacher...if I call on you you better answer instead of
throwing a snit about your sexual feels). They're allowed to take
curricular time away from the whole school with "training"--when
everyone else's time would be better spent on math or civics or just
sitting quietly staring out the window wishing they were somewhere else.
Some fucking "silenced."


And subjecting THEM to re-education is considered a 'hate crime.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:21 AM (oVJmc)

275 270 The rarest of meteorological phenomena. The Saharan Snowflake.

The Sahara was green before global warming.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 08:20 AM (659DL)


"The Forbidden Zone was a paradise. Your breed made a desert of it. Ages ago!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:21 AM (St6BJ)

276 OT, but Mrs. Kraken & I were watching the tube a couple of nights ago. She looked at me and said " have you noticed that this show doesn! t have any sex in it except gay sex"? And it's in every episode?" I told her "it's like they have an agenda or somethin', huh?" Light bulb moment for my tentacled other half. Produced a good discussion for us.

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2015 08:21 AM (sdxPm)

277 Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 01, 2015 08:15 AM (rHXGG)

Yup...it truly is "The love that won't shut the fcuk up."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2015 08:21 AM (Zu3d9)

278 269 Wanna hear the best part?

He cut them out of his will.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron carrying mattress at June 01, 2015 08:20 AM (xQX/f)

**insert loud Nelson Muntz laugh here**

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:22 AM (St6BJ)

279 Clearly, what we need is a national dialogue on soda can etiquette.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 01, 2015 08:22 AM (/HC6x)

280 I have a hard time believing someone said "You Moslem you need to shut the fuck up."

That man's name?

Haven Monahan.
________________________

LOL. Dude is always causing trouble!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2015 08:22 AM (lmdHn)

281 She got a whole can? WTF is she bitching about? I learned I had to request no ice in the cup, just to get more than 2 oz of soda at all.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at June 01, 2015 08:22 AM (iF4ab)

282 Looks like I fly United. Besides, they open the can in front of you.

Posted by: burt at June 01, 2015 08:23 AM (ls8AU)

283 Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:18 AM (rDqRv)

Somebody forgot to turn off the Joooo filter.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2015 08:23 AM (Zu3d9)

284 >>>> " have you noticed that this show doesn! t have any sex in it except gay sex"? And it's in every episode?"


You were watching Orange is the New Black?

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at June 01, 2015 08:23 AM (3ZtZW)

285 I agree with the general consensus that this incident did not happen as described. Just too many cliches at once. BS meter reads 9.73


Better question might be- where did the impetus originate? Who orchestrated it?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:23 AM (NeFrd)

286
The stewardess acted stupidly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:23 AM (St6BJ)

287 >>I told her "it's like they have an agenda or somethin', huh?" Light bulb
moment for my tentacled other half. Produced a good discussion for us.

And then you decided you were done with watching "Queer as Folk" reruns.
Kidding.....what show was it?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 08:23 AM (UJir/)

288 283 Somebody forgot to turn off the Joooo filter.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2015 08:23 AM (Zu3d9)


Camels have no filters. But I digress.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:24 AM (St6BJ)

289 Restaurant Trend: Eliminating Waiters Tips, Adding Surcharge To Bill To Pay For Minimum Wage Hike

Weasel Zippers

Of course. Nobody just sits there and takes it up the ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:24 AM (rDqRv)

290 287 Kidding.....what show was it?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 08:23 AM (UJir/)


Sesame Street, from the sound of the plot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:25 AM (St6BJ)

291 Who orchestrated it?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:23 AM (NeFrd)

Read the full text....the bitch reeks of SJW. This is from the progressive handbook.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2015 08:26 AM (Zu3d9)

292 I let a good "You have got to be fucking kidding me" fly on an American flight no less than two weeks ago.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2015 08:26 AM (QWGds)

293 289 Of course. Nobody just sits there and takes it up the ass
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:24 AM (rDqRv)


Certainly not while seated.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:26 AM (St6BJ)

294 Erdogan Liberate Jerusalem from the Jews
Turkish President continues trend of drawing parallels to historic Muslim conquerers as elections spell losses for AK Party.

When is doubt blame the JOOOOOSs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:27 AM (rDqRv)

295 New crop of squirrels on the wheels. I think they're union.

***

Ya can't spell 'the hamsters' without 'teamsters'.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:27 AM (NeFrd)

296 It would get nasty. I'd side with FIL just to keep the fires stoked.
Wanna hear the best part?
He cut them out of his will.



BOOM!

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 08:27 AM (zin7u)

297 >>Read the full text....the bitch reeks of SJW. This is from the progressive handbook.

Yep. IIRC she's already been lauded by Obama for her Muslim outreach or somesuch, so she's an activist type.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 08:27 AM (UJir/)

298 Well, regardless of what happened, there oughta be plenty of witnesses.

I know I watch obvious Muslims like a hawk when I'm on a plane. I don't bother them, just watch them. Closely. I suspect I'm not alone.

Posted by: Just some guy at June 01, 2015 08:29 AM (yxw0r)

299 And then you decided you were done with watching "Queer as Folk" reruns.
Kidding.....what show was it?
______________________

Pick one. Any show on t.v. these days will have a gay couple kissing or making out. It's pretty standard fare.

Recall that recent survey showing that Americans think about 1/3 of the population is gay? The only surprising thing is that the number wasn't much higher, given how saturated the media is with gay sex.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2015 08:29 AM (lmdHn)

300 She she is very active in ISNA, which is a muslim brotherhood front group

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:29 AM (zOTsN)

301 And then you decided you were done with watching "Queer as Folk" reruns.
Kidding.....what show was it?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 08:23 AM (UJir/)

Heh heh, actually no, nor was it Orange is the nNew Whatever. It was old episodes of The Wire. (Yeah, we aren't that current, I know). Got her to thinking about all the gay stuff on the network. I recalled the Warehouse 13 episodes when they wrote in the gay guy, and went to great pains to point out to the audience that "Hey ... you know he's gay, right, right?"

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2015 08:29 AM (sdxPm)

302 #BringBackOurMuslimAirPassengers

Posted by: Sadface Moochelle at June 01, 2015 08:30 AM (FcR7P)

303 Erdogan Liberate Jerusalem from the Jews

Good luck with that, doof.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 08:30 AM (659DL)

304 I know I watch obvious Muslims like a hawk when I'm on a plane. I don't bother them, just watch them. Closely. I suspect I'm not alone.

Posted by: Just some guy at June 01, 2015 08:29 AM (yxw0r)



You are not alone.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 08:31 AM (7ObY1)

305 She was the first woman allowed to read the Koran at the annual ISNA meeting in 2012

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:31 AM (zOTsN)

306 Of course. Nobody just sits there and takes it up the ass
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Certainly not while seated.



Reverse cowgirl.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 08:31 AM (zin7u)

307 The future must not belong to those who insult the Prophet of Coke-can.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 01, 2015 08:32 AM (7ObY1)

308 I know I watch obvious Muslims like a hawk when I'm on a plane. I don't bother them, just watch them. Closely. I suspect I'm not alone.

Posted by: Just some guy at June 01, 2015 08:29 AM (yxw0r)



You are not alone.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 08:31 AM (7ObY1)


I watch them everywhere like a hawk. And I employed a few of them and gone to their weddings.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:32 AM (rDqRv)

309 ... and that makes at least three vigilant passengers.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2015 08:32 AM (QWGds)

310 306 Reverse cowgirl.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 08:31 AM (zin7u)


Ooh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:32 AM (St6BJ)

311 If I had been on the plane I would have said: "It is a federal felony to interfere with a flight crew member. As a martial arts instructor would you like me to restrain this bitch person until the FBI arrives to arrest her?"

Posted by: An Observation at June 01, 2015 08:33 AM (lH57Q)

312 NGU ... isn't it a little ... I dunno' ... "awkward" ... when the bride has to get a day pass from middle school ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2015 08:34 AM (QWGds)

313 Surah 6 7/8:

Take no unsealed vessel from the infidels, for they have cooties.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:34 AM (oVJmc)

314 236 What is the hygiene issue she refers to?


I took that part to mean the Arab Snowflake thought the attendant was a Jooooo.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 08:34 AM (7ObY1)

315 I do too. I even think what do I have on me, how would I stop them? Keys, pointed shoe heel.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:35 AM (zOTsN)

316 Ive asked to be moved to seats behind certain muslims on flights.

Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2015 08:35 AM (ztOda)

317 Posted by: Just some guy at June 01, 2015 08:29 AM (yxw0r)
You are not alone.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 08:31 AM (7ObY1)

I even strategize a bit on where the exits are, fighting room, etc. Probably a bit TOO far I know, but it does make me feel considerably better. And I travel about once a month or so for work.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 01, 2015 08:35 AM (nqiq9)

318 Reverse cowgirl.

Ruling: Discouraged (makruh) -- unless with temporary wife.

Posted by: Islamic Scholar at June 01, 2015 08:36 AM (xQX/f)

319 315 I do too. I even think what do I have on me, how would I stop them? Keys, pointed shoe heel.


Shoelace garotte.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 08:36 AM (7ObY1)

320 There ought to be a class. How to fight the terrorist on your flight

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:36 AM (zOTsN)

321 >>It turns out, the dude had 4 knives (the quoted part of the article says 2) taped to his legs

And thought he would get through security?

Okay.

Reminds me of a story I heard recently from someone who used to work in airport security...

A woman tried to sneak her stash of grass through security. Security was checking for weapons and didn't really care about drugs. But the rocket surgeon had hidden the drugs by wrapping them in aluminum foil and strapping them to her leg.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 01, 2015 08:36 AM (0xTsz)

322 >>It was old episodes of The Wire. (Yeah, we aren't that current, I know).

Ah. Another subtle thing Hollywood has been doing for years is having the gay relationship be the only stable relationship on the show/in the movie. SO while all the hetero sexuals are having affairs, fights. etc. the gays couple are settled down and happy. Think: "Best in Show" and "American Beauty".

And then there's that ABC Family show "The Fosters" - saw the ads for it and it was like an SNL parody of the most inclusive show evah.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 08:37 AM (UJir/)

323 Nail file, end of comb, tripping

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:37 AM (zOTsN)

324 weft ...


... full-size iPad makes a great, albeit pricey, blunt weapon when swung edgewise.


Just sayin'.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2015 08:37 AM (QWGds)

325 304 I know I watch obvious Muslims like a hawk when I'm on a plane. I don't bother them, just watch them. Closely. I suspect I'm not alone.

Posted by: Just some guy at June 01, 2015 08:29 AM (yxw0r)



You are not alone.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 08:31 AM (7ObY1)


not even close to being alone

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 01, 2015 08:37 AM (7RXcs)

326 Sounds like she's trying to get some money.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 01, 2015 08:38 AM (nCKKS)

327 "Please return your seat backs and tray tables to their full self-righteous position."

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:38 AM (NeFrd)

328
315 I do too. I even think what do I have on me, how would I stop them? Keys, pointed shoe heel.


I always point out the seat cushion they tell you to use as a flotation device in the event of a water landing. Those would have worked well to shield against box cutters.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:38 AM (oVJmc)

329 Purse strap

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:38 AM (zOTsN)

330 She was the first woman allowed to read the Koran at the annual ISNA meeting in 2012



Uncovered and unescorted by a male family member?

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 08:38 AM (zin7u)

331 I always look for Muslims on every flight and I fly a lot all over the world. When other groups start to use airplanes as weapons I will look at them too. I don't feel the least bit guilty about it.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2015 08:38 AM (g1DWB)

332 It would be just plain moronic (and not in the capital-M good way) to not be vigilant around Muzzies, especially when planes are involved.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 08:39 AM (7ObY1)

333 Keys in your fist, sticking out between your fingers.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:39 AM (oVJmc)

334 216 thread winner for Straw's Coke joke.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 01, 2015 08:39 AM (nCKKS)

335 329 Purse strap
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:38 AM (zOTsN)

For the guys, Carharrt belt buckle across the face.

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2015 08:40 AM (sdxPm)

336 Unopened soda can

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:40 AM (zOTsN)

337 Not only identify possible troublemakers, also try to spot location of other solid men on the flight, slight nod or tacit acknowledgement.

Situational awareness.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:40 AM (NeFrd)

338 There ought to be a class. How to fight the terrorist on your flight



ALWAYS ask for a seat belt extender.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 08:40 AM (zin7u)

339 I'm glad it's not just me. My friends laugh when I tell them this

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:41 AM (zOTsN)

340 In all fairness ... I also keep close tabs on chics with great legs / tits / asses in the airport, as well as all beer carts.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2015 08:41 AM (QWGds)

341 Does anybody here really think that the NSA is going to stop collecting data now? What do you think they're going to do with the billions of dollars worth of servers and networking infrastructure they've built on the taxpayers' dime, --collect recipes? lolcats?

Posted by: Fritz at June 01, 2015 08:41 AM (UzPAd)

342 >>> Probably a bit TOO far I know, but it does make me feel considerably better.

No, thats just prudent.

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at June 01, 2015 08:41 AM (3ZtZW)

343 And now for something completely different--or maybe not!

Parasite makes mice sexually attracted to cats.
http://is.gd/LRGUN7

Stop hurling the bricks at Ignatz, Krazy Kat, there's a better way!

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 01, 2015 08:42 AM (rHXGG)

344 333 Keys in your fist, sticking out between your fingers.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:39 AM (oVJmc)

Thought of that one too. Also, elbows are lethal weapons in close-quarter combat.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 01, 2015 08:42 AM (nqiq9)

345 Not only identify possible troublemakers, also try to spot location of other solid men on the flight, slight nod or tacit acknowledgement.

Situational awareness.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:40 AM (NeFrd)

When yu fly into Norfolk VA, the plane is often 1/2 Military and sometimes you see freakishly dangerous looking guys who could snap you neck with 2 fingers....Seals...nice feeling

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:42 AM (rDqRv)

346 That whole story sounds like bullshit. Especially the reasoning.

Posted by: Lea at June 01, 2015 08:42 AM (lIU4e)

347 Someone needs to tell here: Boycott United? Great!! Get all your Muslim friends to do the same and it will be the airline the rest of us use to feel safer.

Why not turn this into a win-win?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 08:42 AM (UJir/)

348 Well, well...just hearing on the news that Kim Kardashian and Kanye are expecting their second kid. I'm really, really glad this is big enough news to make it a top headline on Fox. /s

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2015 08:43 AM (gRQ7S)

349 >>> Nail file, end of comb, tripping

Pile on and smother

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at June 01, 2015 08:43 AM (3ZtZW)

350 Does anybody here really think that the NSA is going to stop collecting data now? What do you think they're going to do with the billions of dollars worth of servers and networking infrastructure they've built on the taxpayers' dime, --collect recipes? lolcats?
Posted by: Fritz at June 01, 2015 08:41 AM (UzPAd)

I hope not and I did not have a big problem with what they were doing anyway. Does it have to be tweeked, sure. But destroyed-no.
And we all know...they are still doing it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:44 AM (rDqRv)

351 I'd like to buy the world a Coke

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 01, 2015 08:45 AM (7RXcs)

352 The problem with most blunt or slashing type things on an aircraft is the lack of room to swing them. You need something pointy so you can grapple and pump'm full of holes, like a gladius.

Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2015 08:45 AM (ztOda)

353 Just ran into F-I-L at the coffee pot. Looks like he's going with the "pretend it never happened" approach. We'll see how long that lasts.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 01, 2015 08:46 AM (K+kVl)

354 Well, well...just hearing on the news that Kim
Kardashian and Kanye are expecting their second kid. I'm really, really
glad this is big enough news to make it a top headline on Fox. /s Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2015 08:43 AM


You never know -- one of Kim 'n' Kanye's kids could be the next Choom Boy!

If, that is, they send it to Indonesia to study in a madrasa, give it a ghey commie for an "uncle," and fill its li'l head with race hatred and entitlement.

Naaah -- it'll probably end up being a rapper.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 01, 2015 08:46 AM (P8YHq)

355 I'd like to buy the world a Coke

----

You're welcome.

Posted by: Don Draper at June 01, 2015 08:46 AM (PFy0L)

356 Just ran into F-I-L at the coffee pot. Looks like he's going with the "pretend it never happened" approach. We'll see how long that lasts.
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 01, 2015 08:46 AM (K+kVl)


Father In Law? What happened. Sounds like a good story?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:46 AM (rDqRv)

357 348
Well, well...just hearing on the news that Kim Kardashian and Kanye are
expecting their second kid. I'm really, really glad this is big enough
news to make it a top headline on Fox. /s


Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2015 08:43 AM (gRQ7S)
*****************

HahahaHAaha! LolOlOLololOlo!!!11!! Mom bouGHt us A yo-Yo on SatuDay!11!! We like CooKiEs.

Posted by: Doocy and Kilmeade, Inc., Rocket Surgeons at June 01, 2015 08:46 AM (yxw0r)

358 Would AtC be an effective projectile weapon in a Muslims on a Plane scenario.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2015 08:46 AM (QWGds)

359 344 333 Keys in your fist, sticking out between your fingers.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:39 AM (oVJmc)

Thought of that one too. Also, elbows are lethal weapons in close-quarter combat.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June

Yep. And in any event, keep moving forward, and go for the face. In tight quarters like a plane, makes the difference. A good foot stomp or shin kick is nice. That shit is really debilitating.

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2015 08:47 AM (sdxPm)

360 The Red River Rises

Moving today from minor to moderate flood stage at Shreveport. Headed to major flood stage by the end of the week.

But barely into major, so hopefully there won't be too much damage.

Looking at funny pictures of people sitting on a park bench/table and fishing in the water that's around and under the table.

Our jail inmates are working 12 hour shifts around the clock to make sandbags.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 01, 2015 08:47 AM (0xTsz)

361 Bitch is a frequent guest at the ramadan dinner at the White House.

Tell me how you're oppressed again honey?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 08:48 AM (fWAjv)

362 I played High School Football. Me and Al Bundy know how to take out a terrorist on a plane!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:48 AM (rDqRv)

363 >>>Well, well...just hearing on the news that Kim Kardashian and Kanye are expecting their second kid.<<<

You think maybe now she'll stop showing her ladybits everywhere like a nasty rented vagina? We can only hope.

Posted by: Fritz at June 01, 2015 08:48 AM (UzPAd)

364 A male shoe makes a good black jack. Plus as an added bonus Arabs consider being struck with a bottom of a shoe a huge insult - so double plus good there.

Posted by: An Observation at June 01, 2015 08:48 AM (lH57Q)

365 "I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
It's the real thing."

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:48 AM (NeFrd)

366 "I hope not and I did not have a big problem with what they were doing anyway. Does it have to be tweeked, sure. But destroyed-no.
And we all know...they are still doing it"

The fetching Mrs VIA's overeducated Asian friend had dinner with us last night.

Started discussing the concept of how the Government should be able to do whatever they wish to for our safety. Her argument was that she had nothing to hide, so why not let them run free and easy with data collection.

On the plus side, she has gone from a staunch Hillary supporter to finally realizing what an empire of grifters the entire family always was, and still is.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 08:48 AM (VPLuQ)

367 Pile on and smother



Tea bag.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 08:48 AM (zin7u)

368 >>>> The problem with most blunt or slashing type things on an aircraft is the lack of room to swing them.

Oddly enough, old style Fisticuffs [not boxing] works great. It uses a vertical fist, elbow down, delivered centered at shoulder, amongst other features.

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at June 01, 2015 08:49 AM (3ZtZW)

369 >>You never know -- one of Kim 'n' Kanye's kids could be the next Choom Boy!

Higher likelihood they'll end up in a sex tape or working a stripper pole.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 08:49 AM (UJir/)

370 More to the quote-

'You Moslem, you need to shut the F*** up. Yes you know you would use it as a WEAPON so shut the f*** up.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 08:49 AM (fWAjv)

371 Just give each passenger on a flight a baseball bat as they enter the plane

Posted by: Willie Horton at June 01, 2015 08:49 AM (/WmRg)

372 You think maybe now she'll stop showing her ladybits everywhere like a nasty rented vagina?

The over/under on when her daughter starts that is 13.5.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 01, 2015 08:49 AM (rHXGG)

373 "I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
It's the real thing."
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:48 AM (NeFrd)

And Coke told the Arabs to pound sand when they demanded Coke boycot Israel.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:49 AM (rDqRv)

374 The Forbidden Zone was a paradise. Your breed made a desert of it. Ages ago!

My science minor (you had to have one, Back Then) was Physical Geography -- a mishmash of sorts, mapping, landforms and soil formation, weather -- which didn't Get Cocky until a few years later when they changed the name to Earth Sciences.

The big example, the only one, of human activity changing climate was desertification, the vast expansion of the Sahara over what was once the breadbasket of the Roman Empire, when the sons of the prophet took over.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 01, 2015 08:50 AM (xq1UY)

375 Ughhhhh.

You pussy.


'The pilot also apologized for everything that happened and said that as a white male he recognized his privilege and said he didn't know what it must feel like to be a minority and go through something hateful like this,' she wrote.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 08:50 AM (fWAjv)

376 Sheiks on a Plane

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:50 AM (NeFrd)

377 "Looks like he's going with the "pretend it never happened" approach. We'll see how long that lasts. "

Bring it back up!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 08:51 AM (VPLuQ)

378 The best government money can buy:

http://tinyurl.com/ppecg6s

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 08:51 AM (BZAd3)

379 >> I'd like to buy the world a Coke

And keep it unopened


Posted by: Mama AJ at June 01, 2015 08:51 AM (0xTsz)

380 I've been to forums that have a post count next to the person's name.

I vote for little icons of sacks on a stick with a red "X" to show hobo kill count. Then again that's probably what the skins are for.

Posted by: bananaDream at June 01, 2015 08:52 AM (WDg5t)

381 Ughhhhh.


You pussy.


If the only evidence that he blathered a bunch of crap about privilege was her writing about it, I think we can safely assume he didn't.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 01, 2015 08:52 AM (rHXGG)

382 >>> Just give each passenger on a flight a baseball bat as they enter the plane

On the way to work saw a bunch of schoolkids getting ready to fight, one with a bat. Called that shit in. Who knows if the cops actually did anything....

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at June 01, 2015 08:53 AM (3ZtZW)

383
'The pilot also apologized for everything that happened and said that as a white male he recognized his privilege and said he didn't know what it must feel like to be a minority and go through something hateful like this,' she wrote.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 08:50 AM (fWAjv)


please tell me he didn't really say that

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 01, 2015 08:53 AM (7RXcs)

384 Not much of a story, NGU. I just decided last night that I would treat my Father in Law the way I treat every other Liberal, with aggravated contempt. It's kind of liberating, really. Not sure how this will manifest over the remaining 6 days of our vacation, but I expect it's not over.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 01, 2015 08:53 AM (K+kVl)

385 356 Just ran into F-I-L at the coffee pot. Looks like he's going with the "pretend it never happened" approach. We'll see how long that lasts.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 01, 2015 08:46 AM (K+kVl)

"I see you like your coffee like you like your president. Half and half and bitter.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 08:53 AM (fWAjv)

386 ... and that, Lincoln, is why ... on the eighth day ... God made the Holiday Inn.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2015 08:54 AM (QWGds)

387 Remember the old DOOM threads?


I sort of miss them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 08:54 AM (VPLuQ)

388 By the way here in NJ they are "discovering" a big problem with Fredocare. It seems all those restrictive networks and the new rules are fucking people left and right: Even though they went to a Hospital in their Network, it seems that many of the DRs that work there are private contractors and do NOT participate in their shitty networks and they are getting HUGE bills from them after the fact.

Surprise Surprise Surprise

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:54 AM (rDqRv)

389 No way the pilot used those words


No

Way

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:54 AM (zOTsN)

390 Well, well...just hearing on the news that Kim Kardashian and Kanye are expecting their second kid. future mental patient.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:54 AM (oVJmc)

391 @ 382 you snitched?

Posted by: Willie Horton at June 01, 2015 08:54 AM (/WmRg)

392 I would like a Coke Classic, to add to my rum. But apparently it doesn't exist anymore. And no, I am not buying Mexican Coke at $1 per 12 oz bottle.



Did Bacardi stock crash?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 01, 2015 08:54 AM (V70Uh)

393 >.Her argument was that she had nothing to hide, so why not let them run free and easy with data collection.

Sure, why not? Probably what the WI prosecutor said when he raided those John Foe targets - taking all of their computers and files. If you've got nothing to hide then whats the big deal if the government rifles through it, amiright?

Mentioned this yesterday, but Richard Fernandez explains why the data collection is dangerous - it's not that they're doing single person inquiries, it's that they can relationship/communication map groups and then target key people (like the IRS did): http://preview.tinyurl.com/lr5bvzf

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 08:55 AM (UJir/)

394 please tell me he didn't really say that

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 01, 2015 08:53 AM (7RXcs)

It's in the article.

http://tinyurl.com/o4q8zpl

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 08:55 AM (fWAjv)

395 My guess is the pilot didn't and wouldn't say shit about any such thing.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:55 AM (oVJmc)

396 >>I vote for little icons of sacks on a stick with a red "X" to show hobo kill count

That's what the hash represents. You just have to know how to interpret it.*

(And, of course, if you turn the hash upside down, you can tell if the commenter is a boy commenter or a girl commenter.)

*Free guide with Platinum Membership

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 01, 2015 08:56 AM (0xTsz)

397 That is her report alone and I do not find her credible. What with her hygiene paranoia

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:56 AM (zOTsN)

398 Her argument was that she had nothing to hide, so why not let them run free and easy with data collection.

Ask if you can go rummage through her house, bank accounts, email.

After all, she has nothing to hide.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:56 AM (oVJmc)

399 Yep. And in any event, keep moving forward, and go for the face. In tight quarters like a plane, makes the difference. A good foot stomp or shin kick is nice. That
shit is really debilitating.



Whatever you do, make it hard, fast, and permanent.
You have to take them down? Snap their fucking neck. Bad guy that isn't out of the fight, is one you'll have to fight again.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 08:57 AM (zin7u)

400 You vill follow zee orders!

http://tinyurl.com/create.php

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 08:57 AM (BZAd3)

401 Knee to the groin. Fingers in eyes and nose

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:58 AM (zOTsN)

402 come again heeb?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 01, 2015 08:58 AM (V70Uh)

403 3 parts Coca Cola
1 part microaggression
- add crushed ice

enjoy

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 01, 2015 08:59 AM (7RXcs)

404 ...what it must feel like to be a minority and go through something hateful like this,' she wrote.

***

That rare moment when a special snowflake comes into perfect synchrony with the center of the known universe and time seems to come to a halt.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:59 AM (NeFrd)

405 I haven't seen this much projection since 8th grade Audio-Visual Club initiation.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:59 AM (NeFrd)

406 Infidel attendant probably tried to serve her the beverage 'Pay Enough Pennies Save Israel' (Pepsi) which is an affront to all peaceful Muslims.

Posted by: Islamic Scholar at June 01, 2015 09:00 AM (xQX/f)

407 If the boycott goes into effect United will become my choice of airline. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 01, 2015 09:00 AM (ry4ab)

408 please tell me he didn't really say that



It reads like a hostage statement.

He was forced to say that.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 09:01 AM (7ObY1)

409 I would look for United's stock to go up

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 01, 2015 09:02 AM (7RXcs)

410 "Ask if you can go rummage through her house, bank accounts, email."

When she was on her SJW rant about fairness phase, several months ago, I pointed out that living by herself, she really didn't need all three bedrooms in her house.

And would she prefer Spanish or Ebonics speaking home sharers.

In fairness...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 09:02 AM (VPLuQ)

411 Yep. And in any event, keep moving forward, and go for the face. In tight quarters like a plane, makes the difference. A good foot stomp or shin kick is nice. That shit is really debilitating.


****

This pretty much describes the process of getting off any flight when the plane reaches the gate and the attendants open the door. Watch out for the little old ladies.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 09:02 AM (NeFrd)

412 387
Remember the old DOOM threads?





I sort of miss them.
---------------
Be patient, the year is not over yet.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 01, 2015 09:02 AM (ry4ab)

413 He didn't say that. Notice he was not interviewed. This is her version. And she lies

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 09:03 AM (zOTsN)

414
'The pilot also apologized for everything that happened and said that as a white male he recognized his privilege and said he didn't know what it must feel like to be a minority and go through something hateful like this,' she wrote.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 08:50 AM (fWAjv)







Either she's a dirty, dirty whore liar or the pilot was indulging in some epic, Horde-level sarcasm.

Or more likely, both.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2015 09:03 AM (XJkD9)

415 Do we have an 'ette in Ann Arbor?


http://tinyurl.com/og2rh7y


*letter from I am assuming another muslim to the special snowflake muslim

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 09:03 AM (fWAjv)

416 He didn't say that. Notice he was not interviewed. This is her version. And she lies

The entire account is her version.

All the airline said was there was a 'misunderstanding.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 09:04 AM (oVJmc)

417
THE UNCONSTITUTIONAL PATRIOT ACT EXPIRED AND NOTHING HAPPENED.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 01, 2015 09:04 AM (TJbU1)

418 >>He didn't say that. Notice he was not interviewed. This is her version. And she lies

Yep, she makes the pilot sound like a campus activist with all the "privilege" talk. Not buying it anymore than the other improbably quotes she's provided.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 09:04 AM (UJir/)

419 The keys between the fingers thing once saved me from getting my sneakers stolen by a couple of thugs (remember when stealing kicks was a Thing?)

I didn't have to use them. Didn't even make it obvious by brandishing them or anything. They saw it (I made sure they did) and thought better of what they were about to try and do.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 09:04 AM (7ObY1)

420 Does anybody here really think that the NSA is going to stop collecting data now?

The chances that the NSA will stop collecting data are about the same as the chances that Auschwitz would have been closed once all the Jews in Europe were dead; once the big state machine starts running - it just doesn't stop.


Besides, when has anyone in this regime let the law stop them?

Posted by: An Observation at June 01, 2015 09:04 AM (lH57Q)

421 I'm sorry you are upset

The non apology apology

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 09:05 AM (zOTsN)

422 Her argument was that she had nothing to hide, so why not let them run free and easy with data collection.

-
Yeah, why should we worry when we have such fine, upstanding people as Obama, Holder, Lynch, and Hillary spying on us?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 01, 2015 09:05 AM (6fSED)

423 "r the pilot was indulging in some epic, Horde-level sarcasm.
"

If that is an accurate quite, we have proof that Morons are capable of flying airplanes.

Cause that's a Platinum member right there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 09:05 AM (VPLuQ)

424 I've noticed all these advocates of SJW Utopia are ALWAYS oriented on the RECEIVING end of the wealth redistribution.


Every. Damn. Time.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2015 09:05 AM (QWGds)

425
I just heard that some cocksucking Republicans left the chamber when Rand Paul began speaking.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 01, 2015 09:05 AM (TJbU1)

426 Every conceivable human action falls under five rulings, or ahkam: the forbidden (haram), the discouraged (makruh), the neutral (mubah), the recommended (mustahib), and the obligatory (wajib).

--

Sounds commie.
What is not forbidden is mandatory.

Posted by: @votermom at June 01, 2015 09:05 AM (cbfNE)

427 Just ran into F-I-L at the coffee pot. Looks like he's going with the "pretend it never happened" approach. We'll see how long that lasts.



Sweep the leg!

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 09:06 AM (zin7u)

428 417
THE UNCONSTITUTIONAL PATRIOT ACT EXPIRED AND NOTHING HAPPENED.

Nothing happened including an actual end to the unconstitutional Patriot Act.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 09:06 AM (7ObY1)

429
24 Republicans walked out on their colleague.

If those cocksuckers will do that to a fellow Congressional cocksucker in their own party, what do you think theyll do to You?

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 01, 2015 09:07 AM (TJbU1)

430 Man, those commenters at Tepid Gas shore do love them some Big Gubmint.



Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 09:07 AM (7ObY1)

431
I always ask for the full can on flights, and have NEVER been given an unopen can. Why would you even need that?

Posted by: Lily at June 01, 2015 09:07 AM (eBvf6)

432 And when it's gone...

http://tinyurl.com/q6ko486

via Daniel Hannan

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 09:07 AM (BZAd3)

433 425
I just heard that some cocksucking Republicans left the chamber when Rand Paul began speaking.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 01, 2015 09:05 AM (TJbU1)

Eh, Graham had a lunch date, doubtless.

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2015 09:07 AM (sdxPm)

434 348 Well, well...just hearing on the news that Kim Kardashian and Kanye are expecting their second kid. I'm really, really glad this is big enough news to make it a top headline on Fox. /s
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2015 08:43 AM (gRQ7S)

------

I'm horrified that anyone continues to talk about this family full of whores and pimps.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2015 09:07 AM (A98Xu)

435 Late Morning, Glories!

Don't recall where I found this, but I'm glad I did. Somebody put a lot of work into it. Good work; I haven't LOL'd so long and loud in a long time. Once you "get it," you may want to start the video over at the beginning, at least we did.

Soc.Media Rhapsody
https://youtu.be/OoEF3kvaI0w

Posted by: mindful webworker, momentarily at June 01, 2015 09:07 AM (dLr9j)

436
And it's not "flight attendant", it's "sky waitress".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2015 09:07 AM (XJkD9)

437 ...advocates of SJW Utopia are ALWAYS oriented on the RECEIVING end of the wealth redistribution

****

Epitomized by the OWS dude who whined about someone theoretically taking his laptop, making a distinction between private property (Booo, bad) and personal property (Miiiinnnnne!)

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 09:08 AM (NeFrd)

438 those comments attributed to the pilot bring to mind Lena Dunham's brand of malignant narcissism

i.e. bullshit

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 01, 2015 09:08 AM (7RXcs)

439 Hillary - the moderate lib, voted 93% of the time with Bernie Sanders - the Socialist.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 09:09 AM (BZAd3)

440 427 Just ran into F-I-L at the coffee pot. Looks like he's going with the "pretend it never happened" approach. We'll see how long that lasts.



Sweep the leg!
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 09:06 AM (zin7u)

Hide his Starbuck's card.

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2015 09:09 AM (sdxPm)

441 All the airline said was there was a 'misunderstanding.'


We always open cans. You misunderstood.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 09:09 AM (zin7u)

442 Airlines will give you unopened bottles of booze. Or so I've heard.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2015 09:09 AM (g1DWB)

443 And it's not "flight attendant", it's "sky waitress".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2015 09:07 AM (XJkD9)


I use "ether princess". They love that. Especially the gay guys.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 01, 2015 09:10 AM (7RXcs)

444 making a distinction between private property (Booo, bad) and personal property (Miiiinnnnne!)

...
...
...

Some people just need a Pusser stickin'.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 09:10 AM (659DL)

445 >>Pat Roberts 'Frozen' themed cell phone ringtone plays 'Let it Go' during Mitch McConnell Speech

There is video on YouTube if you really want to see it.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 01, 2015 09:11 AM (0xTsz)

446 The pilot also apologized for everything that happened and said that as a white male he recognized his privilege and said he didn't know what it must feel like to be a minority and go through something hateful like this,' she wrote.



And that smells of just as much pig shit as the rest of her made up story.

Posted by: DangerGirl at June 01, 2015 09:11 AM (ek7rN)

447 67 Now, since United took over Continental, they now charge for soft drinks (and pretty much anything else) on their flights. ...

I fly United all the time ('cause I'm out of Denver), and I have NEVER been charged for a coke. Wine, yes, coke, no.

Posted by: Lily at June 01, 2015 09:11 AM (eBvf6)

448 I just heard that some cocksucking Republicans left the chamber when Rand Paul began speaking.

Rand is starting to get just as kooky as his Dad. He has one issue that I agree with him, a domestic issue. But when he starts talking foreign affairs I start looking for his NO tank and facemask like Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet.

Posted by: Islamic Scholar at June 01, 2015 09:11 AM (xQX/f)

449 >>>> Yep. And in any event, keep moving forward, and go for the face.

Interesting move I saw once, never in actual combat though I'd curious, from a "Boar style" close-in striking style: Kind of a modified head but, where the elbow is brought forward horizontal, the hand clasped to the opposing shoulder and rammed into the opponent's throat while stamping forward. You get a linebacker type doing that and sheee-it....

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at June 01, 2015 09:12 AM (3ZtZW)

450 Father In Law? What happened. Sounds like a good story?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:46 AM (rDqRv)

------

Yeah, what happened on the family vacation?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2015 09:12 AM (A98Xu)

451 I'm thinking that Goldman Sachs was running George Soros seminars at their firm:

http://tinyurl.com/ak8r8dl

They learned their lessons well, obviously. They're even starting to sound like him.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 09:12 AM (BZAd3)

452 "All the airline said was there was a 'misunderstanding.' "


I can see the emergency Stockholders meeting now.

First question : What is the financial downside if Muslims refuse to fly with us?

Second Question: What is the financial upside if Muslims refuse to fly with us?

Third question: How much should we budget for our new "Muslim Free" ad campaign?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 09:12 AM (VPLuQ)

453 'you Moslem, you need to shut the F** up.' I said, 'what?!' {b} He then leaned over from his seat, looked me straight in the eyes and said, 'yes you know you would use it as a WEAPON so shut the f**k up.' I felt the hate in his voice and his raging eyes.


Pretty scary there toots.

No doubt he was a white guy.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 09:13 AM (fWAjv)

454 And it's not "flight attendant", it's "sky waitress".



I'd like a sammich, sugartits.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 09:13 AM (zin7u)

455 427
Just ran into F-I-L at the coffee pot. Looks like he's going with the
"pretend it never happened" approach. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sweep the leg!
----------------
"So Dad, I guess you are starting the day with decaf. Decaf is like voting for Obama, it tastes so good but you get no lift from it."

Posted by: exdem13 at June 01, 2015 09:13 AM (ry4ab)

456 436 And it's not "flight attendant", it's "sky waitress". Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2015 09:07 AM (XJkD9)

"Waitress in the Sky" - The Replacements.

http://tinyurl.com/pgxftr6

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 01, 2015 09:13 AM (nqiq9)

457 When she was on her SJW rant about fairness phase, several months ago, I pointed out that living by herself, she really didn't need all three bedrooms in her house.

And would she prefer Spanish or Ebonics speaking home sharers.

--

Remibds me of that so-so Kevin Costner movie we watched on dvd last year. In France, when he returns to his apartment after several months there's an illegal immigrant family living there and he can't get them ejected because of squatters rights.

Posted by: @votermom at June 01, 2015 09:14 AM (cbfNE)

458 453 'you Moslem, you need to shut the F** up.' I said, 'what?!' {b} He then leaned over from his seat, looked me straight in the eyes and said, 'yes you know you would use it as a WEAPON so shut the f**k up.' I felt the hate in his voice and his raging eyes.

------

All I can say, is I love that guy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2015 09:14 AM (A98Xu)

459
And that smells of just as much pig shit as the rest of her made up story.
Posted by: DangerGirl at June 01, 2015 09:11 AM (

Why you'd almost think she's a whiny lying troublemaking bitch, if she wasn't part of a privileged class, here in Obama's America.

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2015 09:14 AM (sdxPm)

460 We've secretly substituted Lincoln's FIL's coffee with a big can of shut the fuck up. Let's see if he notices.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2015 09:14 AM (g1DWB)

461 Next time we will open a can of WhoopAss.
'k?

thx bye

- United Airlines

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 01, 2015 09:14 AM (7RXcs)

462 Covering her ass.


There have been several attempts to hack into my facebook, twitter, and email accounts. If anyone receives hateful messages, please note that someone is trying to imposter my identity and defame me and divert the truth of my story.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 09:14 AM (fWAjv)

463 So, did anyone else have Chevy Chase-like moment of glee when reading about Lurch falling off the bicycle?

Posted by: exdem13 at June 01, 2015 09:16 AM (ry4ab)

464 460 We've secretly substituted Lincoln's FIL's coffee with a big can of shut the fuck up. Let's see if he notices.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2015 09:14 AM (g1DWB)

------

Can someone who knows fill us in on what happened?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2015 09:16 AM (A98Xu)

465 A Leftist is someone who will bitch at you, boycotting your business over unopened soda cans for Muslims for religious purposes...

...while in the next breath telling Christians to shut the fuck up about tax dollars being spent on abortions.

You've got to be a special kind of stupid to be a Leftist.

Posted by: Fringe at June 01, 2015 09:16 AM (Stqj5)

466 Can someone who knows fill us in on what happened?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2015 09:16 AM (A98Xu)


***


upthread. just F5 his nick

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 09:16 AM (NeFrd)

467 462
Covering her ass.





There have been several attempts to hack into my facebook, twitter,
and email accounts. If anyone receives hateful messages, please note
that someone is trying to imposter my identity and defame me and divert
the truth of my story.
------------------------------

This will now be known as "the Baltimore excuse".

Posted by: exdem13 at June 01, 2015 09:17 AM (ry4ab)

468 Pat Roberts 'Frozen' themed cell phone ringtone plays 'Let it Go' during Mitch McConnell Speech


Has Pat Roberts told his family he's gay yet?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 09:17 AM (oVJmc)

469 from the news article (good grief!)

Ahmad said she was still waiting for a "written sincere apology for the pain and hurt I experienced as a result of the discrimination and hateful words towards me.

"This is not about a can of soda," she said. "I was really hoping that after speaking with me they would have publicly acknowledged their lack of consistency in following procedure, the flight attendant's rude and discriminatory behavior and accusations which led to hateful words, and the unfortunate lack of bystander intervention nor the flight attendants attempt to intervene and prevent further disrespect which created an unsafe space for me."

Posted by: Lily at June 01, 2015 09:17 AM (eBvf6)

470 Sorry Ctrl-F not F5

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 09:17 AM (NeFrd)

471 >>"Waitress in the Sky" - The Replacements.

"Halley's Waitress" - Fountains of Wayne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=274CB0VL7_4

Oh, we're not free-associating? My bad.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 01, 2015 09:17 AM (O7MnT)

472 Lincoln's Vacation ... Executive Summary


After a couple drinks, Lincoln succinctly surmised his views on FIL's progressive politics.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2015 09:18 AM (QWGds)

473 Can someone who knows fill us in on what happened?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2015 09:16 AM (A98Xu)

It's upthread somewhere.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 09:18 AM (fWAjv)

474 "Can someone who knows fill us in on what happened?"

Treated his liberal FiL the way that Liberals should be treated in a conversation.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 09:18 AM (VPLuQ)

475 >>Can someone who knows fill us in on what happened?

His liberal FIL was giving him shit about the Duggar issue last night. Lincoln responded with something akin to blow it out your ass. FIL is now pretending it didn't happen.

6 more days of vacation to see if it comes to blows.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2015 09:18 AM (g1DWB)

476 Wait what? Now she is claiming hacked? So must have some bad shit in Her Twitter feed

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 09:18 AM (zOTsN)

477 "' I felt the hate in his voice and his raging eyes.
"

People tend to have that response when you terrorize them for 15 years.

Posted by: Lauren at June 01, 2015 09:19 AM (tO0wb)

478 "How will this poor innocent woman ever recover from being handed an open can of soda? This is the worst case of discrimination I have ever heard, certainly worse than discrimination practiced by any Muslim country. The airline should give her at least a hundred billion dollars for all her pain and suffering. - "

Posted by: Lily at June 01, 2015 09:19 AM (eBvf6)

479 Lick the top of the can. Then give it to her unopened

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2015 09:19 AM (GGCsk)

480 >>Remibds me of that so-so Kevin Costner movie we watched on dvd last
year. In France, when he returns to his apartment after several months
there's an illegal immigrant family living there and he can't get them
ejected because of squatters rights.

France has some odd housing laws. There's another movie about a guy (Kevin Kline) who inherits a house in Paris from his deceased dad only to discover it has a tenant and he has to pay her monthly until she dies - it's some sort of reverse mortgage type deal.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 09:20 AM (UJir/)

481 473 Can someone who knows fill us in on what happened?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2015 09:16 AM (A98Xu)

It's upthread somewhere.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 09:18 AM (fWAjv)


Post 206

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 09:20 AM (fWAjv)

482 Airlines will give you unopened bottles of booze. Or so I've heard.>>>

It is a law in Minnesota that the bartender must open the can/bottle of beer before sliding it across the bar to you. Has to do with On/Off liquor sales. Now it may happen that bartenders have skipped this step at closing time once or twice. But it is still just as illegal as burning a tire on earth day.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 01, 2015 09:20 AM (81UWZ)

483 6 more days of vacation to see if it comes to blows.Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2015 09:18 AM (g1DWB)


Need moar popcorn. Any potential for fisticuffs?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 01, 2015 09:20 AM (nqiq9)

484 >>>Sorry Ctrl-F not F5<<<

It's not Alt+F4?

Posted by: Fritz at June 01, 2015 09:20 AM (UzPAd)

485 "Flight Attendant" - Meryn Cadell

https://youtu.be/LGe-gDe_Sgs

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 01, 2015 09:20 AM (O7MnT)

486 "prevent further disrespect which created an unsafe space for me."

Unsafe? So you were in physical danger? No? STFU.

Posted by: Lauren at June 01, 2015 09:20 AM (tO0wb)

487 disrespect which created an unsafe space for me."

Yep. University employee.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 09:20 AM (oVJmc)

488 475 In vino veritas(or beer in this case)

Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2015 09:21 AM (mGBKM)

489 468
Pat Roberts 'Frozen' themed cell phone ringtone plays 'Let it Go' during Mitch McConnell Speech


Has Pat Roberts told his family he's gay yet?
------------------------
Pat Roberts's grand-daughter showed him how to program ring tones for his cell phone. Besides, the situational satire is mighty! "Let it go" Mitch!

Posted by: exdem13 at June 01, 2015 09:21 AM (ry4ab)

490 How can you "feel the hate in his voice raging eyes"? Dunce.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2015 09:21 AM (GGCsk)

491 So, did anyone else have Chevy Chase-like moment of glee when reading about Lurch falling off the bicycle?



Wow dad, we must have jumped that rail by like 50 yards.....

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 09:22 AM (zin7u)

492 "446 The pilot also apologized for everything that happened and said that as a white male he recognized his privilege and said he didn't know what it must feel like to be a minority and go through something hateful like this,' she wrote.



And that smells of just as much pig shit as the rest of her made up story.
"

Yeah bullllllshit.

Posted by: Lauren at June 01, 2015 09:22 AM (tO0wb)

493 Unsafe? So you were in physical danger? No? STFU.

'Safe space' is NewSpeak. It does not mean what it appears to mean to a normal English speaker. It means a place where she is unquestioned and can act as she wishes.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 09:22 AM (oVJmc)

494 What's a raging eye. Does it beat you with rapid and aggressive blinking.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 09:22 AM (zOTsN)

495 Hmm.....worse discrimination:

Muslim handed an open sofa can in America or....

Gay man hung in Iran for being gay?

Discuss

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 01, 2015 09:22 AM (/HC6x)

496 She was tweeting from the plane???

Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 01, 2015 09:22 AM (NmluF)

497 unsafe space

Next person to use this phrase to me in person will get hit with a chair.

Irony. It hurts.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 09:23 AM (659DL)

498 >>
"prevent further disrespect which created an unsafe space for me."

Using "unsafe" in the context of a United flight is hilarious. Doesn't translate well when used off campus.

You wanna know "unsafe" lady?....

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 09:23 AM (UJir/)

499 Awwww, here's the special snowflake with some grinning asshole. I think he is known as SCOAMF.


http://tinyurl.com/nshhp2e

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 09:23 AM (fWAjv)

500 She was so offended and unsafe she logged on to uniteds wifi to tweet about it

Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 09:24 AM (zOTsN)

501 As a September 11th survivor I'm going to ask every flight with a muslim on it to carry a trigger warning since it makes me feel unsafe.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2015 09:24 AM (GGCsk)

502 >>Hmm.....worse discrimination:


Muslim handed an open sofa can in America or....



Being kidnapped from your school and sold as a slave/wife to jihadis?
Used as a suicide bomber?
Having your head lopped off after refusing to convert?

So many options...



Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 09:24 AM (UJir/)

503 Link to Slate,uggh,trigger warning next time.They of course believe her whole bullshit story.

Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2015 09:24 AM (mGBKM)

504 You've got to be a special kind of stupid to be a Leftist.


****


Yep. More outrage at a stewardess removing the top of a Coke can than at ISIS removing the head of an American.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 09:24 AM (NeFrd)

505 Cunt will get paid,airline will bend over.

Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2015 09:25 AM (mGBKM)

506 Next person to use this phrase to me in person will get hit with a chair.

Irony. It hurts.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 09:23 AM (659DL)

Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?


Unsafe Spaces?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 09:25 AM (fWAjv)

507 "' I felt the hate in his voice and his raging eyes."


People tend to have that response when you terrorize them for 1500 years.



Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 09:25 AM (zin7u)

508 Dump up.

Posted by: HH at June 01, 2015 09:25 AM (Ce4DF)

509 "499 Awwww, here's the special snowflake with some grinning asshole. I think he is known as SCOAMF. "

Hey look, a picture of a bunch of terrorists.

Posted by: Lauren at June 01, 2015 09:25 AM (tO0wb)

510 498
>>

"prevent further disrespect which created an unsafe space for me."

Using "unsafe" in the context of a United flight is hilarious. Doesn't translate well when used off campus.

You wanna know "unsafe" lady?....
------------------------
Like, say, a woman sharing living space with some young horny ISIS "freedom fighters"?

Posted by: exdem13 at June 01, 2015 09:26 AM (ry4ab)

511 Fucking Slate,I lost brain cells reading a small portion of the story.

Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2015 09:26 AM (mGBKM)

512 After reading Lincoln's deal with his FIL, I don't see what he did wrong.

15 years of bullshit? He waited too long. Why do libs think it's their right to insult conservatives, boastfully telling captured audiences their stupid opinions.

STFU is the least I would have said.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2015 09:26 AM (A98Xu)

513 Want a safe space? Run into your bedroom, throw yourself on the bed and pound your tiny fists in impotent rage against the pillow. You can come back out when you are able to behave like an adult.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 09:27 AM (NeFrd)

514 Mornin' Horde.

Will be composing a rant in near future based on observations while I was celebrating elder niece's MBA this weekend. Will probably slip into some open thread's comments just to get it out of my system.

For now, let me just say that the Rev. Al Shuckandjive would look much less stupid if he got it over with and just shaved his damn head.

And from now on, that miserable muslima can get her own damn drinks.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 01, 2015 09:27 AM (DT3rQ)

515 The flight attendant a male by chance? You know how they feel about women and unrelated males. What's the punishment for that?

Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at June 01, 2015 09:27 AM (xVgrA)

516 499
Awwww, here's the special snowflake with some grinning asshole. I think he is known as SCOAMF.




http://tinyurl.com/nshhp2e
------------------------------------------
Yeah, King Putt sure can pick 'em.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 01, 2015 09:27 AM (ry4ab)

517 No normal white guy is going to acknowledge his White Privilege (tm) unless he's some pansy-ass pajama boy. The pilot never said that.


And "unsafe space" used now...oh, she has all her SJW bases covered I see. Lying bitch.

Posted by: DangerGirl at June 01, 2015 09:28 AM (ek7rN)

518 Legit ... Conservatives led Liberals to making the assumption by keeping their mouths shut and taking the abuse for decades.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2015 09:28 AM (QWGds)

519 Cunt will get paid,airline will bend over.

She'll be angling for a settlement, she knows she'd lose in court.

The tactic is to make it a PR nightmare they'll pay to go away.

They should insist on a suit.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 09:30 AM (oVJmc)

520 I bet the people on the three flight the Muzzies crashed on 9/11 felt they were in an unsafe space.

Posted by: DangerGirl at June 01, 2015 09:31 AM (ek7rN)

521 PR nightmare my ass. I just rebooked two flights to make sure I was on United. The other people with me wanted to be on the same flight, so they had to re-book also.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2015 09:33 AM (GGCsk)

522 Are Muslims allowed to drink beverages with Caffeine?

Posted by: Cate at June 01, 2015 09:35 AM (3K8Rn)

523 358 Would AtC be an effective projectile weapon in a Muslims on a Plane scenario.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2015 08:46 AM (QWGds)

So, dwarf tossing to combat terror. Interesting concept.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 01, 2015 09:43 AM (C278+)

524 Are Muslims allowed to drink beverages with Caffeine?



Posted by: Cate at June 01, 2015 09:35 AM (3K8Rn)


Ever try Turkish coffee? Jet fuel.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 01, 2015 09:44 AM (C278+)

525 "Are Muslims allowed to drink beverages with Caffeine?"
After looking at several 'Ask the Imam" sites, yes, yes they can.

Nice thing was, I picked up a few pointers on how to discipline a wife properly.

How to wipe my ass.
And what to do with boogers when they appear on the tip of my finger.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 09:46 AM (VPLuQ)

526 Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at June 01, 2015 07:40 AM (nRvEn)

So the last 1300 hundred years of piracy, murder, war, rape and terrorism were caused by . . .?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 01, 2015 10:49 AM (zRby/)

527 exactly, a good reason to fly UNITED

Posted by: ploome at June 01, 2015 12:08 PM (eB1zh)

528 I seem to recall a lot service members flying Delta. Islambuletta may not care for the ambience...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 01, 2015 01:09 PM (XO6WW)

529 How dare that flight attendant treat a member of "the best of people' as she would one of the filthy kuffar "worst of creatures"! And to dare serve her out of an opened can of coke that had been shared with a unclean infidel!

I hope someone did tell her to STFU. And that they pointed out because she is a supremacist Muslim is why she acts like she does. More than likely she was being a bitch, holding up the service, loudly complaining because 'unclean infidel', trying to get a bullying mob behind her, as Muslims tend to
do, and figured her Islamophobia investment she's been
working on would pay off. Whoops! Reality strikes! We are on
to you!

I can only hope someone, that wasn't part of her entourage, recorded her, acting like a supremacist Muslim bitch.

Posted by: Stephanie at June 01, 2015 02:07 PM (sF0CB)

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Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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