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Morning Thread (6-1-2015)
Apparently Muslims are upset with United Airlines over an alleged (and highly suspect, IMO) incident involving a can of Diet Coke and are calling for a boycott.
In related news, United Airlines' probability of having another one of its planes hijacked and used as a weapon has fallen to approximately 0.0%.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 01, 2015 06:04 AM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 06:05 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: T at June 01, 2015 06:08 AM (3F6F8)
But why is it unhygienic to receive an opened can of coke? The only reason I can think of for that is that she doesn't want something given to her from an infidel. So who is actually discriminating?
Posted by: Moki at June 01, 2015 06:12 AM (x303I)
DAY 937
526 to go (599 to Inauguration Day 2017)
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:13 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:14 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:14 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: BignJames at June 01, 2015 06:14 AM (j7iSn)
Or maybe Jihad Air - to help you get to your inner struggle.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 01, 2015 06:15 AM (+WOB8)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 01, 2015 06:16 AM (+WOB8)
You know, when someone gives you solid, heartfelt advice and then you act against it, you can hardly hold it against them when the results don't go your way.
I'll note that SpeelChuk here wants a capital M on the m-word, but I left the squiggly red line in just for spite. It doesn't care about "christian." Hmm.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 01, 2015 06:18 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 01, 2015 06:19 AM (xq1UY)
If Allah had wanted her to receive an open soda, she would have received an open soda.
She needs to take it up with her deity.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 06:19 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:20 AM (St6BJ)
Or maybe Jihad Air - to help you get to your inner struggle.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 01, 2015 06:15 AM (+WOB
More like "Plunging Necklines."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:21 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: BignJames at June 01, 2015 06:21 AM (j7iSn)
Posted by: BignJames at June 01, 2015 06:21 AM (j7iSn)
Yes. That and an R. Crumb "If It Feels Good, Do It."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:22 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: BignJames at June 01, 2015 06:23 AM (j7iSn)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:23 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:24 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:24 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 01, 2015 06:24 AM (+WOB8)
Posted by: fluffy at June 01, 2015 06:25 AM (6wDo4)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at June 01, 2015 06:25 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 01, 2015 06:24 AM (+WOB
Yes and he is one bizarre dude. Talented but, holy shit!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:29 AM (St6BJ)
But diet Coke? You're sharing that with two other people.
Posted by: @votermom at June 01, 2015 06:30 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 01, 2015 06:31 AM (KCxzN)
But diet Coke? You're sharing that with two other people.
Posted by: @votermom at June 01, 2015 06:30 AM (cbfNE)
All well and good. Except I hate tomato juice.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:32 AM (St6BJ)
Why does Allah desire that Islamic women only earn 12 cents for every dollar that a Muslim man earns?
Allah seems to be pretty misogynistic.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 06:33 AM (VPLuQ)
0400 comes way to dang early to stay up late and watch that crap.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at June 01, 2015 06:36 AM (X+nFp)
Posted by: Islamic Scholar at June 01, 2015 06:36 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:32 AM (St6BJ)
That's why you order a vodka with it, silly.
Posted by: RickZ at June 01, 2015 06:36 AM (nxTn8)
Posted by: IrishEi at June 01, 2015 06:36 AM (E6RIJ)
This video needs to be broadcast in the Middle East. It will make Iran nuke us in retaliation or nuke themselves to make the hurting stop.... *twitch twitch*
https://youtu.be/Q4cZ6senYgQ
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 01, 2015 06:36 AM (+WOB8)
Posted by: fluffy at June 01, 2015 06:37 AM (6wDo4)
Tomatophobe!
Posted by: fluffy at June 01, 2015 06:37 AM (6wDo4)
I hate the juice. Antisemitic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:39 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:32 AM
I used to ask for ginger ale on flights. Got me an unopened can 99% of the time. That wasn't the real reason -- for some reason, I like ginger ale -- and unless the
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 01, 2015 06:39 AM (P8YHq)
By being lukewarm they open themselves up to attack.
Don't want to do any work for gays? Then plaster you're business with Christian symbolism, sayings and posters.
When you talk to them call them fags, queers, light in the loafers.
It's not illegal to insult your customers.
If they push through (heh. swidt?) then take your time, make lots of errors and make the product as terrible as possible. When they complain offer to reimburse them.
You can't get sued for damgages for being late (unless you sign some sort of time contract) you can't get sued for damages for doing crappy work. (be creative make it look like an honest mistake.)
What's been most damaging to the businesses involved in these things has been the state being able to stick it's nose in because prejudice etc.
Don't be bigots, be assholes.
Like this thing with UA. All the witnesses are Muslim for the most part so it's a he/she said he/she said type thing.
If you have biases don't shout them to the rooftops, just whisper in your targets ear.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 01, 2015 06:39 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 01, 2015 06:41 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 01, 2015 06:41 AM (zRby/)
What's the big deal? No one is actually drinking from the same can; it's just being divvied up into different cups.
Muzzies and Leftists. Is there nothing in this world they don't hate and or want to control?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:41 AM (St6BJ)
Fly United, but no GOATS.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 01, 2015 06:41 AM (0FSuD)
Shall I tell you of my Aeroflot experience?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:42 AM (St6BJ)
Be creative. Be vicious. But be polite.
"We'll be happy to make that faggot wedding cake for you pervs."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 01, 2015 06:43 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:42 AM (St6BJ)
Ha ha. I remember. We are older than dirt.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 01, 2015 06:43 AM (0FSuD)
Maybe smear some chocolate on your fingers.
Have fun with your bigotry.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 01, 2015 06:44 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 01, 2015 06:45 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: @votermom at June 01, 2015 06:46 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 01, 2015 06:47 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 01, 2015 06:49 AM (b2cFu)
They'll hate me.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 06:49 AM (zin7u)
Posted by: Islamic Scholar at June 01, 2015 06:50 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Islamic Scholar at June 01, 2015 06:53 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at June 01, 2015 06:54 AM (5z6T9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:55 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: El Al at June 01, 2015 06:55 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 06:42 AM
I once flew (with a bunch of colleagues) to Lisbon via TAP (Air Portugal). According to those who had flown on Aeroflot, TAP was worse. Filthy aircraft, surly
This flight, and one on a Maersk charter to Sweden, will rank as the worst flights in my 25 years of extensive air travel.
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 01, 2015 06:56 AM (P8YHq)
It's a good thing that incongruity isn't toxic. Is there anything less oriented to feminism than Islam?
This idiot should be glad that she was given the unsolicited advice of her fellow passenger as there is little patience for raging muslims when confined to a thin pressurized aluminum tube traveling at high subsonic speeds six miles above the surface of the planet, regardless of gender or chivalrous norms.
Posted by: Pete Moss, The Agrostologist of the Apocolypse at June 01, 2015 06:57 AM (GgGgG)
Posted by: @votermom at June 01, 2015 06:46 AM (cbfNE)
Chairman's Preferred. We can bring anything on the plane
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 01, 2015 06:57 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 01, 2015 06:57 AM (P8YHq)
I can handle Ed Debevic's Airways. But standing room and farm animals in the aisles is something else entirely. At least smoking was prohibited, but sadly not campfires.
(Okay, that last one was an exaggeration)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:01 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 07:03 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 01, 2015 07:03 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 01, 2015 07:03 AM (0FSuD)
Doubtful. My problem is my johnson works TOO well.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:06 AM (St6BJ)
https://youtu.be/JySRye9R1gg
To quote TPH - "Kill it with fire."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 01, 2015 07:08 AM (+WOB8)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 07:09 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron carrying mattress at June 01, 2015 07:10 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - SMOD is inbound at June 01, 2015 07:11 AM (yTMXB)
Posted by: MTF at June 01, 2015 07:12 AM (DkJ4E)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron carrying mattress at June 01, 2015 07:10 AM (xQX/f)
"Die Zauberschvantz."
One of Mozart's lost operas.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:13 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 07:13 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Rand Paul at June 01, 2015 07:14 AM (+4uXG)
You gotta Magic Johnson?
Posted by: SE Pa Moron carrying mattress at June 01, 2015 07:10 AM (xQX/f)
Is that why they call him that?
Posted by: Rev at June 01, 2015 07:16 AM (Vh+W5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:06 AM (St6BJ)
ha ha. Two years from now, if we are still around. I'll be axing for an update.
God bless you! You know the rule? Use it or lose it.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 01, 2015 07:17 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at June 01, 2015 07:17 AM (rnH8X)
Much ado 'bout 'nuttin.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron carrying mattress at June 01, 2015 07:17 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at June 01, 2015 07:17 AM (EaXyc)
Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at June 01, 2015 07:18 AM (iQIUe)
Turns out that the Oregon government agency head who initiated the prosecution of the bakery woman was working hand-in-hand with a gay advocacy group at the same time. Also, the Oregon government agency head, who was coordinating meetings with the gay advocacy group and contributing money to them, is the same person who appointed the administrative judge who imposed the $135k fine on the bakery owner -- but no conflict of interest there, right?
This is a f*cking outrage. This bakery owner had no chance in hell of getting a fair hearing from a judge who owed his job to a government agency head who was actively working with/contributing to a special-interest group working to advance gay rights in Oregon.
If Oregon were a sane place, heads would roll for this. As it is, the idiot voters there will probably just reward the wrongdoers with higher government office.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2015 07:18 AM (lmdHn)
We have a winner.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 01, 2015 07:19 AM (O7MnT)
Good morning.
Posted by: DangerGirl, building an ark at June 01, 2015 07:19 AM (ek7rN)
She needs to take it up with her deity.
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The Theological thread winnah. Very sound.
Posted by: MTF at June 01, 2015 07:19 AM (DkJ4E)
If we want to follow the Left's playbook, we should start hounding Northwestern U. to fire her.
Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at June 01, 2015 07:20 AM (nRvEn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2015 07:21 AM (9HoBs)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron carrying mattress at June 01, 2015 07:21 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 01, 2015 07:17 AM (0FSuD)
I seem to recall one of Ernest Borgnine's last interviews of F&F a couple of years before he died in which he whispered the secret of his longevity into Steve Doocey's ear.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:22 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 01, 2015 07:23 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 01, 2015 07:23 AM (+4uXG)
If a United crew was curt with her, well, they are curt with everyone unless they are an old Continental crew.
But she lies. Should would have left a noose on her tray table but she knew she wouldn't be believed
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:25 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 01, 2015 07:23 AM (+4uXG)
William Jacobson's Legal Insurrection is one of the places I would think least likely to support Luap the Lesser (copyright 2015 Sefton Corp).
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:27 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2015 07:28 AM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:25 AM (zOTsN)
That's why we need Ace to start the twitter storm of calling for her to be fired because she is an obvious liar. Tit for Tat.
Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at June 01, 2015 07:28 AM (nRvEn)
If you read articles about her you will see that it is all self promotion, obviously written by her.
Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at June 01, 2015 07:28 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at June 01, 2015 07:29 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:29 AM (zOTsN)
Another said a single working mom would lose her free child care because the wage hike would put her over the maximum amount that can be made and still get free child care. Turns out she would lose money because she would have to pay more for child care than she would get in her "raise".
Beware Liberals bearing minimum wage hike arguments. They really don't mean it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 01, 2015 07:30 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2015 07:30 AM (4q4WA)
http://tinyurl.com/pckgqrx
I'll be the monitor... to make sure you jagoffs are doing it correctly.
Down and gimme... that many.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 07:30 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at June 01, 2015 07:31 AM (nRvEn)
Posted by: JD at June 01, 2015 07:31 AM (TzeLs)
It turns out, the dude had 4 knives (the quoted part of the article says 2) taped to his legs per this Gateway piece:
http://tinyurl.com/nmjcgp9
Oh, and the good jihadi's name?
Hashim Hanif Ibn Abdul-Rasheed
Man, I'm sure glad the NSA foiled this nefarious plot.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2015 07:31 AM (CUfQt)
Or even credential one.
Or even train one.
I suspect their are a lot of lies to her
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:32 AM (zOTsN)
"Ahmad, a moderate muslim who has been personally commended by President Obama..."
It's a fucking stunt.
Posted by: DangerGirl, building an ark at June 01, 2015 07:32 AM (ek7rN)
I particularly liked the part where the scrunt said she was now going to fly Delta instead. LOL. Anybody who has ever flown on Delta knows that that's where you go if you want great customer service . . . . hahahahahahahaha.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2015 07:32 AM (lmdHn)
Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at June 01, 2015 07:33 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:34 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2015 07:34 AM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Jenny Didn't Read Previous Comments at June 01, 2015 07:34 AM (3dsv+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:34 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:35 AM (zOTsN)
mornin' 'rons.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 07:35 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 07:36 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 01, 2015 07:36 AM (gOixe)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 07:36 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: no good deed at June 01, 2015 07:37 AM (GgxVX)
He correctly identified that there wasn't an actual "crime" that could be charged and that anyone other than a high profile person of the wrong political party would have been left alone.
This act, coupled with the aggressive John Doe prosecution tactics in Wisconsin against Gov. Walker signal a new era in what used to be a gentleman's agreement between the parties.
Previously, neither party would pursue or try to criminalize the other party's members, especially when they were out of power.
Now, Democrats are signaling that the truce is over and that they will try to jail or ruin anyone who is a republican. They are betting that the republicans won't retaliate in kind, making the country a banana republic.
It's going to be interesting to see what happens now with the republican dominance in the state houses and administrations.
Posted by: jwest at June 01, 2015 07:37 AM (9ZZd+)
Notice that she claims to have studied at a bunch of places but she had not actually received degrees from anywhere.
Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at June 01, 2015 07:37 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at June 01, 2015 07:38 AM (EaXyc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:34 AM (St6BJ)
Good question. Maybe that's why she's so cranky...
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - SMOD is inbound at June 01, 2015 07:38 AM (yTMXB)
"Top ten good Muslim stories." LOL. They wrote that incorrectly. I know what they meant- "Top ten good stories about Muslims"- but it wasn't the way it was written.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2015 07:38 AM (9HoBs)
pack?
Dogs 9 & 10 are for droppage at the grill & Fido bribery.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 07:38 AM (zin7u)
Posted by: DangerGirl at June 01, 2015 07:39 AM (ek7rN)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 07:39 AM (7ObY1)
No airline will ever give you an unopened can. It has nothing to do with what the person was wearing. A closed can hurts when it is thrown, and an open can does not. Doesn't matter who does the throwing.
Posted by: Haiku Guy at June 01, 2015 07:39 AM (hmj8n)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:40 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 07:40 AM (7ObY1)
Don't do it. You can't read the Koran without a commentary. Otherwise it is gibberish. The books aren't in chronological order instead they are in order by length. Old Mo rants about things that aren't put into any context. Plus, you need the sayings and life of Mo to add in the rest of the pieces.
One theory about why Islam is getting extra violent is that all of the Islamic documentation is now public. Before only the cloistered few imams could read all of the texts and they could cut out the insane violent parts. It was always violent, but with a few imams you could keep it in check. Now, anyone can read the insanity. It's one reason that Coptic priest in Egypt can drive muzzies nuts by picking out some of the nuttier parts (you can be alone with a non-relative woman if you suckle from her). They can't refute them because they are true.
Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at June 01, 2015 07:40 AM (nRvEn)
"Ten dead muzzies".
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 07:40 AM (zin7u)
Posted by: Marie Harf at June 01, 2015 07:41 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:42 AM (zOTsN)
LOL. Thread. Winner.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 07:42 AM (7ObY1)
http://tinyurl.com/ntcycrm
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 07:42 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 07:43 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 07:43 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron carrying mattress at June 01, 2015 07:43 AM (xQX/f)
http://tinyurl.com/qcjrgce
Do you ever think these guys are actually trying to start something?
via insty
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 07:44 AM (BZAd3)
What was not widely reported about that story was that it was later discovered that the "flying imams" had been a CAIR-designed stunt to extort money from the airline. The "imams" had behaved suspiciously on purpose -- deliberately trying to alarm the passengers and flight crew so that they could provoke a reaction, and then sue.
Don't know if this is a similar situation, but Muslims know that screaming "discrimination" is an easy way to score some quick settlement bucks from hyper-PC corporations in the U.S.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2015 07:45 AM (lmdHn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2015 07:45 AM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at June 01, 2015 07:45 AM (rnH8X)
Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at June 01, 2015 07:45 AM (nRvEn)
http://tinyurl.com/qcjrgce
Do you ever think these guys are actually trying to start something?
via insty
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 07:44 AM (BZAd3)
Obamacare/EPA - Is there nothing they CAN'T try/succeed controlling???
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:46 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at June 01, 2015 07:46 AM (EaXyc)
Pop-tops are halal.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 07:43 AM (oVJmc)
133
Damn. Haram.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 07:43 AM (oVJmc)
You say halal, I say haram, let's cut the whole head off.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 01, 2015 07:46 AM (yxw0r)
For what, I'm wondering? Following FAA regs?
I kind of hope it was a typical airline "apology": "We're sorry that the government makes us do these things......"
Posted by: @JohnTant at June 01, 2015 07:47 AM (eytER)
She has the signs of a SJW as well as a bomb-maker's apprentice.
"They ignored my narrative!"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2015 07:47 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 07:47 AM (4BsTz)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 01, 2015 07:47 AM (MYPM9)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:48 AM (zOTsN)
However, that's always been my experience.
Not sure what the girl is bitching about.
They say you can't have a sealed container since it could be used as a weapon. And it's pretty rich to me that a Muslim is bitching about it. But for her 19 co-religionists, I'd probably be able to get an unopened soda on a plane.
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 07:49 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 07:49 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 07:49 AM (zin7u)
Muslim Brotherhood?
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:48 AM (zOTsN)
"C'mon, Algebra. This is no place for you!"
- - Stymie
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:50 AM (St6BJ)
-US Airways
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 01, 2015 07:50 AM (MYPM9)
Posted by: MTF at June 01, 2015 07:50 AM (DkJ4E)
and that she's bitching about something most of us have experienced.
Try getting a football stadium to let you keep the cap to your water bottle sometime.
Good luck with that.
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 07:51 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:51 AM (zOTsN)
Second, if we're going to look at this as religious persecution, I'm afraid I'm all out of f%$#s to give - spent 'em all on concern over the Yazidi women being raped and married off to jihadis, Nigerian Christian school girls being kidnapped/sold off as slaves/used as suicide bombers, Americans being beheaded, etc.
My heart does not bleed for your struggle.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 07:51 AM (UJir/)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 01, 2015 07:52 AM (MYPM9)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 07:51 AM (UJir/)
We're working on it!
Posted by: Rusty Hacksaw at June 01, 2015 07:53 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:53 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 01, 2015 07:52 AM (MYPM9)
Fizzies were invented in Istanbul. S'truth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:53 AM (St6BJ)
http://tinyurl.com/q2afz3k
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 07:54 AM (BZAd3)
Easy to use guide for
Every conceivable human action falls under five rulings, or ahkam: the forbidden (haram), the discouraged (makruh), the neutral (mubah), the recommended (mustahib), and the obligatory (wajib).
Posted by: Islamic Scholar at June 01, 2015 07:54 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 01, 2015 07:54 AM (V70Uh)
_____________________________
Somebody on Twitter yesterday had the perfect response: a photograph of dozens of people trapped in the upper stories of the smoking WTC on 9/11, hanging out of the broken, blown-out windows, gasping for air, some with their clothes off (as they tried in vain to get some relief from the searing heat of the jet-fuel fires consuming the building). The tweet said something like: "Bet these people would have loved to have a can of Diet Coke -- even if it was already opened."
Sad how quickly we have forgotten the horrors that so many of our fellow Americans endured on 9/11 because of our corrupt government's idiotic insistence on appeasing Muslims.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2015 07:54 AM (lmdHn)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2015 07:54 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:53 AM (zOTsN)
...Because a man may have (or did) touched it, would be my guess.
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 07:54 AM (AkOaV)
I'm willing to bet that that was never said.
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 07:55 AM (AkOaV)
Bob Sheiffer - a lifetime of deluded, socialist regrets summed up in one sentence:
Still a senile old fool.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 07:55 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 07:49 AM (AkOaV)
Not to mention, we wouldn't have to practically strip or be fondled at the airport. I'd be able to carry on my shampoo and other liquids, among other things.
Yeah, can't imagine why people are pissed off at muslims. They attack us multiple times in the name of their religion then bitch and moan when people "discriminate" against them. Fuck em all.
Posted by: DangerGirl at June 01, 2015 07:55 AM (ek7rN)
Second, it's a distraction - don't look at what is happening in the Middle East and parts of Africa and Asia re: religious persecution. It's a Hell of a lot worse than not providing unopened soda. Hey, Christians don't even get treated with super respect in Saudi Arabia (though they're not being randomly killed there yet).
Big SJW nothingburger.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 07:55 AM (UJir/)
The thing is, it is offensive when an airline hands you a can of soda opened because they are worried you are going to throw it at somebody, and an opened can is less likely to cause injury. Why should people constantly assume that I am intent on hurting somebody every minute of the day.
But they do this to everybody. Not just muslims.
Posted by: Haiku Guy at June 01, 2015 07:55 AM (hmj8n)
I remember a few years ago there was a movement among Muslim women to get a religious exemption from the pat downs & naked body scanners. Apparently being molested as a condition to get on a plane goes against their religion.
Not sure how that played out, but it would be... ironic(?) if Muslim women had a religious exemption to body scanners and pat downs.
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 07:56 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 07:54 AM (AkOaV)
More likely she feared the evil Joo-cooties. They're everywhere, dontcha know.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:56 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:46 AM (St6BJ)
I understand that the new Attorney General is spinning up the DOJ to start issuing 'regulations' on gun control, as well.
Regulations are so much handier than laws, after all.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 07:57 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 07:57 AM (4BsTz)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:57 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 07:55 AM (AkOaV)
I wish it was.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:57 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 01, 2015 07:57 AM (MYPM9)
You don't mean... ::shudder:: the ::whisper:: shapeshifters do you?
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 07:57 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:53 AM (zOTsN)
Of course. There is nothing unhygienic about being poured some Coke from an open can.
The bitch is a lying terrorist sympathizer.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2015 07:58 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at June 01, 2015 07:17 AM (EaXyc)
I recommend this as the subheadline of the post.
Posted by: m at June 01, 2015 07:58 AM (/31Bi)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at June 01, 2015 07:45 AM (rnH8X)
----
Kind of reminds me of a variation on an old joke. Guy walks into the psychiatrist office and says "Doc, I don't understand why everyone hates me, you infidel piece of shit".
Posted by: JD at June 01, 2015 07:58 AM (TzeLs)
I assumed it was about infidel germs.
If she's that concerned about germ then bring your own soda with you (which can be purchased at a shop near the gate). Problem solved!
As a parent I was always sure to have whatever I needed food/drinkwise when traveling since you can't expect the airline staff to jump when the kid decides he's hungry or thirsty (or if she/he has special needs, such as allergies). Same principle applies to this chick.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 07:58 AM (UJir/)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 07:57 AM (BZAd3)
Thank goodness we have redress in the courts . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 07:58 AM (St6BJ)
I haven't been on a plane in 9 years. What about it Horde? Do women in burkas get searched?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 01, 2015 07:59 AM (V70Uh)
-attention-seeking imamette
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 01, 2015 07:59 AM (MYPM9)
Does she accept a glass of water in a restaurant from a non muslim.
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 07:59 AM (zOTsN)
You want I should draw you a diagram, maybe?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:00 AM (St6BJ)
Yeah, they open the can every time for me, too.
The world gets sillier every damn day.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 08:00 AM (659DL)
Seriously. All fiction, says Bernie. Then he winked.
Posted by: MTF at June 01, 2015 08:00 AM (DkJ4E)
Not to bring up the odd characteristics of torn plastic at certain angles, but I'm surprised cans are even allowed on board. There. I said it.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 01, 2015 08:01 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:01 AM (oVJmc)
I'm so old, I remember when people grew out of that "cooties!" shit by junior high.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 01, 2015 08:01 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 08:01 AM (zin7u)
Posted by: MTF at June 01, 2015 08:01 AM (DkJ4E)
Posted by: MathMom at June 01, 2015 08:02 AM (/IlF7)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 08:02 AM (4BsTz)
Really
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:02 AM (zOTsN)
http://tinyurl.com/q95njpj
Pretty damned funny.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 08:03 AM (BZAd3)
/lady from the train in Australia, now traveling internationally.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:03 AM (NeFrd)
I'm so old, I remember when people grew out of that "cooties!" shit by junior high.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 01, 2015 08:01 AM (rHXGG)
Imagine being left back in 2nd grade. For 1,500 years. With 1.1 billion of your friends.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:03 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Sharia Compliant Muslims at June 01, 2015 08:03 AM (GgxVX)
Posted by: VKI at June 01, 2015 08:03 AM (qySNZ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:03 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 01, 2015 08:03 AM (MYPM9)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 01, 2015 08:04 AM (K+kVl)
Silly, it was the Bushitler/Mossad/HALLIBURTON conspiracy to make an excuse for us to invade Afghanistan. Or something.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 08:04 AM (659DL)
yikes. well that'll make for an interesting thanksgiving...
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 08:05 AM (AkOaV)
Yeah, sure someone said that.
The best part is that she was shocked and hurt that others on the plane didn't stand up for her. Uh, really? I never stand up for that one difficult passenger giving the stewardess a hard time (regardless of religion), I ignore them.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 08:06 AM (UJir/)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 01, 2015 08:06 AM (MYPM9)
Silly, it was the Bushitler/Mossad/HALLIBURTON conspiracy to make an excuse for us to invade Afghanistan. Or something.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 08:04 AM (659DL)
To create ISIS!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 08:06 AM (4BsTz)
http://tinyurl.com/plyaade
Maybe somebody could tell Barry that one of this guy's exhibits would be a good place for some selfies.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 08:06 AM (BZAd3)
Fatter and whiter than an NFL offensive line.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 08:06 AM (659DL)
Did he refuse to drink from a pre-opened can too?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:06 AM (St6BJ)
his face and told him to go fuck himself when he started using the
"Duggar family" as analogous to Conservatives.
That's my favored tactic for a while now. Just sober.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:07 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2015 08:07 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2015 08:07 AM (ztOda)
Gotta' admit ... I have no idea who in the hell the Duggar Family is.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2015 08:07 AM (QWGds)
Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2015 08:07 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at June 01, 2015 08:07 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: MTF at June 01, 2015 08:08 AM (DkJ4E)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 08:06 AM (4BsTz)
Evil Joos create terrorists to kill them to prove that there is terrorism.
Evil. Jooz!
I got this from a Luap the Lesser presser.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:08 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 01, 2015 08:08 AM (MYPM9)
Posted by: UAL at June 01, 2015 08:08 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 01, 2015 08:08 AM (Sda6L)
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snacks on this motherfucking plane!
Posted by: Samuel L Jackson at June 01, 2015 08:08 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 01, 2015 08:08 AM (gOixe)
Posted by: Rand Paul at June 01, 2015 08:09 AM (HstNY)
----
I dunno - I've been on some commuter flights where even if you take just a little too long deciding what you want to drink, you'll start getting the stinkeye from Type A guy across the aisle.
Some entitled woman bitching about something as ox-stupid as an open can of soda handed to her....? Yeah, I can believe someone probably told her to shut the fuck up. The only part I doubt is that her religion was expressly identified.
Posted by: @JohnTant at June 01, 2015 08:09 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Samuel L Jackson at June 01, 2015 08:09 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 08:09 AM (AkOaV)
Yeah...he's fruit from the tree. As George Carlin described the phenomenon:
Makes sense. Yeah, that's OK. I say the same thing myself...AH...AH...AH...YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 08:10 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2015 08:10 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2015 08:10 AM (ztOda)
Oops. My go-to line when disagreeing with wife of many decades is still 'Yeah, but you have cooties.'
I intend to lay on my deathbed, take one final gasp, signal her to come close, then whisper that in her ear.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron carrying mattress at June 01, 2015 08:10 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:10 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 08:10 AM (4BsTz)
Sounds like the airline version of Che Che's, "I put my arm around my daughter as we sobbed uncontrollably and sunk down on the sofa."
Good job!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2015 08:10 AM (9HoBs)
I have a hard time believing someone said "You Moslem you need to shut the fuck up."
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 08:10 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 01, 2015 08:11 AM (K+kVl)
Splashed one bogey.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 08:11 AM (zin7u)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 01, 2015 08:11 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Ponydaemmerung at June 01, 2015 08:12 AM (kUg3X)
My advice? Do what I do with my liberal FIL -- find something you can both agree to bitch about.
Like Tom Brady and his balls.
Or fake Injuns.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 01, 2015 08:12 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2015 08:12 AM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 01, 2015 08:12 AM (/HC6x)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 08:12 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2015 08:12 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at June 01, 2015 08:12 AM (nRvEn)
Yeah, just a little too perfectly bigoted.
I could see the STFU being said under his breath (but not too quietly).
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 08:13 AM (UJir/)
Lo, is there someone out there who makes halal happy pills?
Posted by: Fritz at June 01, 2015 08:13 AM (UzPAd)
"Oh sure. I get laid a lot, too." --Just The Punchline
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 01, 2015 08:14 AM (xq1UY)
That man's name?
Haven Monahan.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:14 AM (oVJmc)
When turned horizontal and bounced off their forehead, the impression left does resemble squiggly lines.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 08:14 AM (zin7u)
I could see the STFU being said under his breath (but not too quietly).
I don't know. If it was one of the Morons, whe would have gotten it spelled out with interpretive dance and Roman candles.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 08:14 AM (659DL)
Posted by: United Passenger sitting next to crazy muslim woman at June 01, 2015 08:14 AM (PFy0L)
http://tinyurl.com/pjsh4yw
Clinton Foundation raked in $100 million from colleges in three years.
Because it's for the kids... and the middle class, don't you know?
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 08:15 AM (BZAd3)
Proposal for 'Straight Pride' club spurs calls for training
http://is.gd/mJWaU7
Right, because the real issue here is that HS kids in the year 2015 haven't been given enough lessons in "gay is awesome!"
I also had a good guffaw at "the silencing of LGBT students through bullying and harassment." They're allowed to have a club. They're allowed to hang banners in the library. They're allowed to refuse to participate in classroom activities on "Day of Silence" (this is why I can't be a teacher...if I call on you you better answer instead of throwing a snit about your sexual feels). They're allowed to take curricular time away from the whole school with "training"--when everyone else's time would be better spent on math or civics or just sitting quietly staring out the window wishing they were somewhere else. Some fucking "silenced."
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 01, 2015 08:15 AM (rHXGG)
Yep; Too scripted.
Unless, of course, it was a particularly irritated young Sikh fellow, but then he's say "Muslims" not Moslem.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2015 08:17 AM (9HoBs)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 08:17 AM (4BsTz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:18 AM (rDqRv)
Yeah, could have happened.
The times I've been on a plane and someone gets snippy the passengers either stare or get busy pretending not to notice. You're wedged in there like sardines and forced to witness it when you really would rather just drink your soda and read your book.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 08:18 AM (UJir/)
Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2015 08:18 AM (ztOda)
For a second there the Blog was not taking my posts. I mean they do suck, but still
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:18 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:19 AM (NeFrd)
New crop of squirrels on the wheels. I think they're union.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 08:19 AM (659DL)
For a second there the Blog was not taking my posts. I mean they do suck, but still
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:18 AM (rDqRv)
You're on the air. Turn your radio down.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:19 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at June 01, 2015 08:20 AM (3ZtZW)
Wanna hear the best part?
He cut them out of his will.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron carrying mattress at June 01, 2015 08:20 AM (xQX/f)
The Sahara was green before global warming.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 08:20 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:20 AM (zOTsN)
Ugh. So tiresome.HS kids in 2015 are very aware.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 08:21 AM (UJir/)
Posted by: Clear Choice at June 01, 2015 08:21 AM (/WmRg)
I also had a good guffaw at "the silencing of LGBT students through
bullying and harassment." They're allowed to have a club. They're
allowed to hang banners in the library. They're allowed to refuse to
participate in classroom activities on "Day of Silence" (this is why I
can't be a teacher...if I call on you you better answer instead of
throwing a snit about your sexual feels). They're allowed to take
curricular time away from the whole school with "training"--when
everyone else's time would be better spent on math or civics or just
sitting quietly staring out the window wishing they were somewhere else.
Some fucking "silenced."
And subjecting THEM to re-education is considered a 'hate crime.'
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:21 AM (oVJmc)
The Sahara was green before global warming.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 08:20 AM (659DL)
"The Forbidden Zone was a paradise. Your breed made a desert of it. Ages ago!!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:21 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2015 08:21 AM (sdxPm)
Yup...it truly is "The love that won't shut the fcuk up."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2015 08:21 AM (Zu3d9)
He cut them out of his will.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron carrying mattress at June 01, 2015 08:20 AM (xQX/f)
**insert loud Nelson Muntz laugh here**
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:22 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 01, 2015 08:22 AM (/HC6x)
That man's name?
Haven Monahan.
________________________
LOL. Dude is always causing trouble!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2015 08:22 AM (lmdHn)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at June 01, 2015 08:22 AM (iF4ab)
Posted by: burt at June 01, 2015 08:23 AM (ls8AU)
Somebody forgot to turn off the Joooo filter.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2015 08:23 AM (Zu3d9)
You were watching Orange is the New Black?
Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at June 01, 2015 08:23 AM (3ZtZW)
Better question might be- where did the impetus originate? Who orchestrated it?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:23 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:23 AM (St6BJ)
moment for my tentacled other half. Produced a good discussion for us.
And then you decided you were done with watching "Queer as Folk" reruns.
Kidding.....what show was it?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 08:23 AM (UJir/)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2015 08:23 AM (Zu3d9)
Camels have no filters. But I digress.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:24 AM (St6BJ)
Weasel Zippers
Of course. Nobody just sits there and takes it up the ass
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:24 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 08:23 AM (UJir/)
Sesame Street, from the sound of the plot.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:25 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:23 AM (NeFrd)
Read the full text....the bitch reeks of SJW. This is from the progressive handbook.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2015 08:26 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2015 08:26 AM (QWGds)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:24 AM (rDqRv)
Certainly not while seated.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:26 AM (St6BJ)
Turkish President continues trend of drawing parallels to historic Muslim conquerers as elections spell losses for AK Party.
When is doubt blame the JOOOOOSs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:27 AM (rDqRv)
***
Ya can't spell 'the hamsters' without 'teamsters'.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:27 AM (NeFrd)
Wanna hear the best part?
He cut them out of his will.
BOOM!
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 08:27 AM (zin7u)
Yep. IIRC she's already been lauded by Obama for her Muslim outreach or somesuch, so she's an activist type.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 08:27 AM (UJir/)
I know I watch obvious Muslims like a hawk when I'm on a plane. I don't bother them, just watch them. Closely. I suspect I'm not alone.
Posted by: Just some guy at June 01, 2015 08:29 AM (yxw0r)
Kidding.....what show was it?
______________________
Pick one. Any show on t.v. these days will have a gay couple kissing or making out. It's pretty standard fare.
Recall that recent survey showing that Americans think about 1/3 of the population is gay? The only surprising thing is that the number wasn't much higher, given how saturated the media is with gay sex.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2015 08:29 AM (lmdHn)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:29 AM (zOTsN)
Kidding.....what show was it?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 08:23 AM (UJir/)
Heh heh, actually no, nor was it Orange is the nNew Whatever. It was old episodes of The Wire. (Yeah, we aren't that current, I know). Got her to thinking about all the gay stuff on the network. I recalled the Warehouse 13 episodes when they wrote in the gay guy, and went to great pains to point out to the audience that "Hey ... you know he's gay, right, right?"
Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2015 08:29 AM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Sadface Moochelle at June 01, 2015 08:30 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 08:30 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Just some guy at June 01, 2015 08:29 AM (yxw0r)
You are not alone.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 08:31 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:31 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Certainly not while seated.
Reverse cowgirl.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 08:31 AM (zin7u)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 01, 2015 08:32 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Just some guy at June 01, 2015 08:29 AM (yxw0r)
You are not alone.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 08:31 AM (7ObY1)
I watch them everywhere like a hawk. And I employed a few of them and gone to their weddings.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:32 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2015 08:32 AM (QWGds)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 08:31 AM (zin7u)
Ooh!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2015 08:32 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: An Observation at June 01, 2015 08:33 AM (lH57Q)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2015 08:34 AM (QWGds)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:34 AM (oVJmc)
I took that part to mean the Arab Snowflake thought the attendant was a Jooooo.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 08:34 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:35 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2015 08:35 AM (ztOda)
You are not alone.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 08:31 AM (7ObY1)
I even strategize a bit on where the exits are, fighting room, etc. Probably a bit TOO far I know, but it does make me feel considerably better. And I travel about once a month or so for work.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 01, 2015 08:35 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Islamic Scholar at June 01, 2015 08:36 AM (xQX/f)
Shoelace garotte.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 08:36 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:36 AM (zOTsN)
And thought he would get through security?
Okay.
Reminds me of a story I heard recently from someone who used to work in airport security...
A woman tried to sneak her stash of grass through security. Security was checking for weapons and didn't really care about drugs. But the rocket surgeon had hidden the drugs by wrapping them in aluminum foil and strapping them to her leg.
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 01, 2015 08:36 AM (0xTsz)
Ah. Another subtle thing Hollywood has been doing for years is having the gay relationship be the only stable relationship on the show/in the movie. SO while all the hetero sexuals are having affairs, fights. etc. the gays couple are settled down and happy. Think: "Best in Show" and "American Beauty".
And then there's that ABC Family show "The Fosters" - saw the ads for it and it was like an SNL parody of the most inclusive show evah.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 08:37 AM (UJir/)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:37 AM (zOTsN)
... full-size iPad makes a great, albeit pricey, blunt weapon when swung edgewise.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2015 08:37 AM (QWGds)
Posted by: Just some guy at June 01, 2015 08:29 AM (yxw0r)
You are not alone.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 08:31 AM (7ObY1)
not even close to being alone
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 01, 2015 08:37 AM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 01, 2015 08:38 AM (nCKKS)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:38 AM (NeFrd)
315 I do too. I even think what do I have on me, how would I stop them? Keys, pointed shoe heel.
I always point out the seat cushion they tell you to use as a flotation device in the event of a water landing. Those would have worked well to shield against box cutters.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:38 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:38 AM (zOTsN)
Uncovered and unescorted by a male family member?
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 08:38 AM (zin7u)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2015 08:38 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 08:39 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:39 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 01, 2015 08:39 AM (nCKKS)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:38 AM (zOTsN)
For the guys, Carharrt belt buckle across the face.
Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2015 08:40 AM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:40 AM (zOTsN)
Situational awareness.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:40 AM (NeFrd)
ALWAYS ask for a seat belt extender.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 08:40 AM (zin7u)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:41 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2015 08:41 AM (QWGds)
Posted by: Fritz at June 01, 2015 08:41 AM (UzPAd)
No, thats just prudent.
Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at June 01, 2015 08:41 AM (3ZtZW)
Parasite makes mice sexually attracted to cats.
http://is.gd/LRGUN7
Stop hurling the bricks at Ignatz, Krazy Kat, there's a better way!
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 01, 2015 08:42 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:39 AM (oVJmc)
Thought of that one too. Also, elbows are lethal weapons in close-quarter combat.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 01, 2015 08:42 AM (nqiq9)
Situational awareness.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:40 AM (NeFrd)
When yu fly into Norfolk VA, the plane is often 1/2 Military and sometimes you see freakishly dangerous looking guys who could snap you neck with 2 fingers....Seals...nice feeling
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:42 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Lea at June 01, 2015 08:42 AM (lIU4e)
Why not turn this into a win-win?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 08:42 AM (UJir/)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2015 08:43 AM (gRQ7S)
Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at June 01, 2015 08:43 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Fritz at June 01, 2015 08:41 AM (UzPAd)
I hope not and I did not have a big problem with what they were doing anyway. Does it have to be tweeked, sure. But destroyed-no.
And we all know...they are still doing it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:44 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 01, 2015 08:45 AM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2015 08:45 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 01, 2015 08:46 AM (K+kVl)
Kardashian and Kanye are expecting their second kid. I'm really, really
glad this is big enough news to make it a top headline on Fox. /s Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2015 08:43 AM
You never know -- one of Kim 'n' Kanye's kids could be the next Choom Boy!
If, that is, they send it to Indonesia to study in a madrasa, give it a ghey commie for an "uncle," and fill its li'l head with race hatred and entitlement.
Naaah -- it'll probably end up being a rapper.
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 01, 2015 08:46 AM (P8YHq)
Posted by: Don Draper at June 01, 2015 08:46 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 01, 2015 08:46 AM (K+kVl)
Father In Law? What happened. Sounds like a good story?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:46 AM (rDqRv)
Well, well...just hearing on the news that Kim Kardashian and Kanye are
expecting their second kid. I'm really, really glad this is big enough
news to make it a top headline on Fox. /s
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2015 08:43 AM (gRQ7S)
*****************
HahahaHAaha! LolOlOLololOlo!!!11!! Mom bouGHt us A yo-Yo on SatuDay!11!! We like CooKiEs.
Posted by: Doocy and Kilmeade, Inc., Rocket Surgeons at June 01, 2015 08:46 AM (yxw0r)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2015 08:46 AM (QWGds)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:39 AM (oVJmc)
Thought of that one too. Also, elbows are lethal weapons in close-quarter combat.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June
Yep. And in any event, keep moving forward, and go for the face. In tight quarters like a plane, makes the difference. A good foot stomp or shin kick is nice. That shit is really debilitating.
Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2015 08:47 AM (sdxPm)
Moving today from minor to moderate flood stage at Shreveport. Headed to major flood stage by the end of the week.
But barely into major, so hopefully there won't be too much damage.
Looking at funny pictures of people sitting on a park bench/table and fishing in the water that's around and under the table.
Our jail inmates are working 12 hour shifts around the clock to make sandbags.
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 01, 2015 08:47 AM (0xTsz)
Tell me how you're oppressed again honey?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 08:48 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:48 AM (rDqRv)
You think maybe now she'll stop showing her ladybits everywhere like a nasty rented vagina? We can only hope.
Posted by: Fritz at June 01, 2015 08:48 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: An Observation at June 01, 2015 08:48 AM (lH57Q)
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
It's the real thing."
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:48 AM (NeFrd)
And we all know...they are still doing it"
The fetching Mrs VIA's overeducated Asian friend had dinner with us last night.
Started discussing the concept of how the Government should be able to do whatever they wish to for our safety. Her argument was that she had nothing to hide, so why not let them run free and easy with data collection.
On the plus side, she has gone from a staunch Hillary supporter to finally realizing what an empire of grifters the entire family always was, and still is.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 08:48 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 08:48 AM (zin7u)
Oddly enough, old style Fisticuffs [not boxing] works great. It uses a vertical fist, elbow down, delivered centered at shoulder, amongst other features.
Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at June 01, 2015 08:49 AM (3ZtZW)
Higher likelihood they'll end up in a sex tape or working a stripper pole.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 08:49 AM (UJir/)
'You Moslem, you need to shut the F*** up. Yes you know you would use it as a WEAPON so shut the f*** up.'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 08:49 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Willie Horton at June 01, 2015 08:49 AM (/WmRg)
The over/under on when her daughter starts that is 13.5.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 01, 2015 08:49 AM (rHXGG)
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
It's the real thing."
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:48 AM (NeFrd)
And Coke told the Arabs to pound sand when they demanded Coke boycot Israel.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:49 AM (rDqRv)
My science minor (you had to have one, Back Then) was Physical Geography -- a mishmash of sorts, mapping, landforms and soil formation, weather -- which didn't Get Cocky until a few years later when they changed the name to Earth Sciences.
The big example, the only one, of human activity changing climate was desertification, the vast expansion of the Sahara over what was once the breadbasket of the Roman Empire, when the sons of the prophet took over.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 01, 2015 08:50 AM (xq1UY)
You pussy.
'The pilot also apologized for everything that happened and said that as a white male he recognized his privilege and said he didn't know what it must feel like to be a minority and go through something hateful like this,' she wrote.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 08:50 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:50 AM (NeFrd)
Bring it back up!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 08:51 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 08:51 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 01, 2015 08:51 AM (0xTsz)
I vote for little icons of sacks on a stick with a red "X" to show hobo kill count. Then again that's probably what the skins are for.
Posted by: bananaDream at June 01, 2015 08:52 AM (WDg5t)
You pussy.
If the only evidence that he blathered a bunch of crap about privilege was her writing about it, I think we can safely assume he didn't.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 01, 2015 08:52 AM (rHXGG)
On the way to work saw a bunch of schoolkids getting ready to fight, one with a bat. Called that shit in. Who knows if the cops actually did anything....
Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at June 01, 2015 08:53 AM (3ZtZW)
'The pilot also apologized for everything that happened and said that as a white male he recognized his privilege and said he didn't know what it must feel like to be a minority and go through something hateful like this,' she wrote.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 08:50 AM (fWAjv)
please tell me he didn't really say that
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 01, 2015 08:53 AM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 01, 2015 08:53 AM (K+kVl)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 01, 2015 08:46 AM (K+kVl)
"I see you like your coffee like you like your president. Half and half and bitter.'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 08:53 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2015 08:54 AM (QWGds)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 08:54 AM (VPLuQ)
Surprise Surprise Surprise
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:54 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:54 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:54 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Willie Horton at June 01, 2015 08:54 AM (/WmRg)
Did Bacardi stock crash?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 01, 2015 08:54 AM (V70Uh)
Sure, why not? Probably what the WI prosecutor said when he raided those John Foe targets - taking all of their computers and files. If you've got nothing to hide then whats the big deal if the government rifles through it, amiright?
Mentioned this yesterday, but Richard Fernandez explains why the data collection is dangerous - it's not that they're doing single person inquiries, it's that they can relationship/communication map groups and then target key people (like the IRS did): http://preview.tinyurl.com/lr5bvzf
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 08:55 AM (UJir/)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 01, 2015 08:53 AM (7RXcs)
It's in the article.
http://tinyurl.com/o4q8zpl
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 08:55 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:55 AM (oVJmc)
That's what the hash represents. You just have to know how to interpret it.*
(And, of course, if you turn the hash upside down, you can tell if the commenter is a boy commenter or a girl commenter.)
*Free guide with Platinum Membership
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 01, 2015 08:56 AM (0xTsz)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:56 AM (zOTsN)
Ask if you can go rummage through her house, bank accounts, email.
After all, she has nothing to hide.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 08:56 AM (oVJmc)
shit is really debilitating.
Whatever you do, make it hard, fast, and permanent.
You have to take them down? Snap their fucking neck. Bad guy that isn't out of the fight, is one you'll have to fight again.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 08:57 AM (zin7u)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 08:57 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 08:58 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 01, 2015 08:58 AM (V70Uh)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 01, 2015 08:59 AM (7RXcs)
***
That rare moment when a special snowflake comes into perfect synchrony with the center of the known universe and time seems to come to a halt.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:59 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 08:59 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Islamic Scholar at June 01, 2015 09:00 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: exdem13 at June 01, 2015 09:00 AM (ry4ab)
It reads like a hostage statement.
He was forced to say that.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 09:01 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 01, 2015 09:02 AM (7RXcs)
When she was on her SJW rant about fairness phase, several months ago, I pointed out that living by herself, she really didn't need all three bedrooms in her house.
And would she prefer Spanish or Ebonics speaking home sharers.
In fairness...
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 09:02 AM (VPLuQ)
****
This pretty much describes the process of getting off any flight when the plane reaches the gate and the attendants open the door. Watch out for the little old ladies.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 09:02 AM (NeFrd)
Remember the old DOOM threads?
I sort of miss them.
---------------
Be patient, the year is not over yet.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 01, 2015 09:02 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 09:03 AM (zOTsN)
'The pilot also apologized for everything that happened and said that as a white male he recognized his privilege and said he didn't know what it must feel like to be a minority and go through something hateful like this,' she wrote.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 08:50 AM (fWAjv)
Either she's a dirty, dirty whore liar or the pilot was indulging in some epic, Horde-level sarcasm.
Or more likely, both.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2015 09:03 AM (XJkD9)
http://tinyurl.com/og2rh7y
*letter from I am assuming another muslim to the special snowflake muslim
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 09:03 AM (fWAjv)
The entire account is her version.
All the airline said was there was a 'misunderstanding.'
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 09:04 AM (oVJmc)
THE UNCONSTITUTIONAL PATRIOT ACT EXPIRED AND NOTHING HAPPENED.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 01, 2015 09:04 AM (TJbU1)
Yep, she makes the pilot sound like a campus activist with all the "privilege" talk. Not buying it anymore than the other improbably quotes she's provided.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 09:04 AM (UJir/)
I didn't have to use them. Didn't even make it obvious by brandishing them or anything. They saw it (I made sure they did) and thought better of what they were about to try and do.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 09:04 AM (7ObY1)
The chances that the NSA will stop collecting data are about the same as the chances that Auschwitz would have been closed once all the Jews in Europe were dead; once the big state machine starts running - it just doesn't stop.
Besides, when has anyone in this regime let the law stop them?
Posted by: An Observation at June 01, 2015 09:04 AM (lH57Q)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 09:05 AM (zOTsN)
-
Yeah, why should we worry when we have such fine, upstanding people as Obama, Holder, Lynch, and Hillary spying on us?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 01, 2015 09:05 AM (6fSED)
"
If that is an accurate quite, we have proof that Morons are capable of flying airplanes.
Cause that's a Platinum member right there.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 09:05 AM (VPLuQ)
Every. Damn. Time.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2015 09:05 AM (QWGds)
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 01, 2015 09:05 AM (TJbU1)
--
Sounds commie.
What is not forbidden is mandatory.
Posted by: @votermom at June 01, 2015 09:05 AM (cbfNE)
Sweep the leg!
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 09:06 AM (zin7u)
THE UNCONSTITUTIONAL PATRIOT ACT EXPIRED AND NOTHING HAPPENED.
Nothing happened including an actual end to the unconstitutional Patriot Act.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 09:06 AM (7ObY1)
24 Republicans walked out on their colleague.
If those cocksuckers will do that to a fellow Congressional cocksucker in their own party, what do you think theyll do to You?
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 01, 2015 09:07 AM (TJbU1)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 01, 2015 09:07 AM (7ObY1)
I always ask for the full can on flights, and have NEVER been given an unopen can. Why would you even need that?
Posted by: Lily at June 01, 2015 09:07 AM (eBvf6)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 09:07 AM (BZAd3)
I just heard that some cocksucking Republicans left the chamber when Rand Paul began speaking.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 01, 2015 09:05 AM (TJbU1)
Eh, Graham had a lunch date, doubtless.
Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2015 09:07 AM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2015 08:43 AM (gRQ7S)
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I'm horrified that anyone continues to talk about this family full of whores and pimps.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2015 09:07 AM (A98Xu)
Don't recall where I found this, but I'm glad I did. Somebody put a lot of work into it. Good work; I haven't LOL'd so long and loud in a long time. Once you "get it," you may want to start the video over at the beginning, at least we did.
Soc.Media Rhapsody
https://youtu.be/OoEF3kvaI0w
Posted by: mindful webworker, momentarily at June 01, 2015 09:07 AM (dLr9j)
And it's not "flight attendant", it's "sky waitress".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2015 09:07 AM (XJkD9)
****
Epitomized by the OWS dude who whined about someone theoretically taking his laptop, making a distinction between private property (Booo, bad) and personal property (Miiiinnnnne!)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 09:08 AM (NeFrd)
i.e. bullshit
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 01, 2015 09:08 AM (7RXcs)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 09:09 AM (BZAd3)
Sweep the leg!
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 09:06 AM (zin7u)
Hide his Starbuck's card.
Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2015 09:09 AM (sdxPm)
We always open cans. You misunderstood.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 09:09 AM (zin7u)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2015 09:09 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2015 09:07 AM (XJkD9)
I use "ether princess". They love that. Especially the gay guys.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 01, 2015 09:10 AM (7RXcs)
...
...
...
Some people just need a Pusser stickin'.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 09:10 AM (659DL)
There is video on YouTube if you really want to see it.
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 01, 2015 09:11 AM (0xTsz)
And that smells of just as much pig shit as the rest of her made up story.
Posted by: DangerGirl at June 01, 2015 09:11 AM (ek7rN)
I fly United all the time ('cause I'm out of Denver), and I have NEVER been charged for a coke. Wine, yes, coke, no.
Posted by: Lily at June 01, 2015 09:11 AM (eBvf6)
Rand is starting to get just as kooky as his Dad. He has one issue that I agree with him, a domestic issue. But when he starts talking foreign affairs I start looking for his NO tank and facemask like Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet.
Posted by: Islamic Scholar at June 01, 2015 09:11 AM (xQX/f)
Interesting move I saw once, never in actual combat though I'd curious, from a "Boar style" close-in striking style: Kind of a modified head but, where the elbow is brought forward horizontal, the hand clasped to the opposing shoulder and rammed into the opponent's throat while stamping forward. You get a linebacker type doing that and sheee-it....
Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at June 01, 2015 09:12 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2015 08:46 AM (rDqRv)
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Yeah, what happened on the family vacation?
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2015 09:12 AM (A98Xu)
http://tinyurl.com/ak8r8dl
They learned their lessons well, obviously. They're even starting to sound like him.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 01, 2015 09:12 AM (BZAd3)
I can see the emergency Stockholders meeting now.
First question : What is the financial downside if Muslims refuse to fly with us?
Second Question: What is the financial upside if Muslims refuse to fly with us?
Third question: How much should we budget for our new "Muslim Free" ad campaign?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 09:12 AM (VPLuQ)
Pretty scary there toots.
No doubt he was a white guy.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 09:13 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 09:13 AM (zin7u)
Just ran into F-I-L at the coffee pot. Looks like he's going with the
"pretend it never happened" approach. We'll see how long that lasts.
Sweep the leg!
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"So Dad, I guess you are starting the day with decaf. Decaf is like voting for Obama, it tastes so good but you get no lift from it."
Posted by: exdem13 at June 01, 2015 09:13 AM (ry4ab)
"Waitress in the Sky" - The Replacements.
http://tinyurl.com/pgxftr6
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 01, 2015 09:13 AM (nqiq9)
And would she prefer Spanish or Ebonics speaking home sharers.
--
Remibds me of that so-so Kevin Costner movie we watched on dvd last year. In France, when he returns to his apartment after several months there's an illegal immigrant family living there and he can't get them ejected because of squatters rights.
Posted by: @votermom at June 01, 2015 09:14 AM (cbfNE)
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All I can say, is I love that guy.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2015 09:14 AM (A98Xu)
And that smells of just as much pig shit as the rest of her made up story.
Posted by: DangerGirl at June 01, 2015 09:11 AM (
Why you'd almost think she's a whiny lying troublemaking bitch, if she wasn't part of a privileged class, here in Obama's America.
Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2015 09:14 AM (sdxPm)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2015 09:14 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 01, 2015 09:14 AM (7RXcs)
There have been several attempts to hack into my facebook, twitter, and email accounts. If anyone receives hateful messages, please note that someone is trying to imposter my identity and defame me and divert the truth of my story.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 09:14 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: exdem13 at June 01, 2015 09:16 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2015 09:14 AM (g1DWB)
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Can someone who knows fill us in on what happened?
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2015 09:16 AM (A98Xu)
...while in the next breath telling Christians to shut the fuck up about tax dollars being spent on abortions.
You've got to be a special kind of stupid to be a Leftist.
Posted by: Fringe at June 01, 2015 09:16 AM (Stqj5)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2015 09:16 AM (A98Xu)
***
upthread. just F5 his nick
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 09:16 AM (NeFrd)
Covering her ass.
There have been several attempts to hack into my facebook, twitter,
and email accounts. If anyone receives hateful messages, please note
that someone is trying to imposter my identity and defame me and divert
the truth of my story.
------------------------------
This will now be known as "the Baltimore excuse".
Posted by: exdem13 at June 01, 2015 09:17 AM (ry4ab)
Has Pat Roberts told his family he's gay yet?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 09:17 AM (oVJmc)
Ahmad said she was still waiting for a "written sincere apology for the pain and hurt I experienced as a result of the discrimination and hateful words towards me.
"This is not about a can of soda," she said. "I was really hoping that after speaking with me they would have publicly acknowledged their lack of consistency in following procedure, the flight attendant's rude and discriminatory behavior and accusations which led to hateful words, and the unfortunate lack of bystander intervention nor the flight attendants attempt to intervene and prevent further disrespect which created an unsafe space for me."
Posted by: Lily at June 01, 2015 09:17 AM (eBvf6)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 09:17 AM (NeFrd)
"Halley's Waitress" - Fountains of Wayne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=274CB0VL7_4
Oh, we're not free-associating? My bad.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 01, 2015 09:17 AM (O7MnT)
After a couple drinks, Lincoln succinctly surmised his views on FIL's progressive politics.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2015 09:18 AM (QWGds)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2015 09:16 AM (A98Xu)
It's upthread somewhere.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 09:18 AM (fWAjv)
Treated his liberal FiL the way that Liberals should be treated in a conversation.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 09:18 AM (VPLuQ)
His liberal FIL was giving him shit about the Duggar issue last night. Lincoln responded with something akin to blow it out your ass. FIL is now pretending it didn't happen.
6 more days of vacation to see if it comes to blows.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2015 09:18 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 09:18 AM (zOTsN)
"
People tend to have that response when you terrorize them for 15 years.
Posted by: Lauren at June 01, 2015 09:19 AM (tO0wb)
Posted by: Lily at June 01, 2015 09:19 AM (eBvf6)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2015 09:19 AM (GGCsk)
year. In France, when he returns to his apartment after several months
there's an illegal immigrant family living there and he can't get them
ejected because of squatters rights.
France has some odd housing laws. There's another movie about a guy (Kevin Kline) who inherits a house in Paris from his deceased dad only to discover it has a tenant and he has to pay her monthly until she dies - it's some sort of reverse mortgage type deal.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 09:20 AM (UJir/)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2015 09:16 AM (A98Xu)
It's upthread somewhere.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 09:18 AM (fWAjv)
Post 206
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 09:20 AM (fWAjv)
It is a law in Minnesota that the bartender must open the can/bottle of beer before sliding it across the bar to you. Has to do with On/Off liquor sales. Now it may happen that bartenders have skipped this step at closing time once or twice. But it is still just as illegal as burning a tire on earth day.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 01, 2015 09:20 AM (81UWZ)
Need moar popcorn. Any potential for fisticuffs?
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 01, 2015 09:20 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Fritz at June 01, 2015 09:20 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 01, 2015 09:20 AM (O7MnT)
Unsafe? So you were in physical danger? No? STFU.
Posted by: Lauren at June 01, 2015 09:20 AM (tO0wb)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 09:20 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2015 09:21 AM (mGBKM)
Pat Roberts 'Frozen' themed cell phone ringtone plays 'Let it Go' during Mitch McConnell Speech
Has Pat Roberts told his family he's gay yet?
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Pat Roberts's grand-daughter showed him how to program ring tones for his cell phone. Besides, the situational satire is mighty! "Let it go" Mitch!
Posted by: exdem13 at June 01, 2015 09:21 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2015 09:21 AM (GGCsk)
Wow dad, we must have jumped that rail by like 50 yards.....
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 09:22 AM (zin7u)
And that smells of just as much pig shit as the rest of her made up story.
"
Yeah bullllllshit.
Posted by: Lauren at June 01, 2015 09:22 AM (tO0wb)
'Safe space' is NewSpeak. It does not mean what it appears to mean to a normal English speaker. It means a place where she is unquestioned and can act as she wishes.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 09:22 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 09:22 AM (zOTsN)
Muslim handed an open sofa can in America or....
Gay man hung in Iran for being gay?
Discuss
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 01, 2015 09:22 AM (/HC6x)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 01, 2015 09:22 AM (NmluF)
Next person to use this phrase to me in person will get hit with a chair.
Irony. It hurts.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 09:23 AM (659DL)
"prevent further disrespect which created an unsafe space for me."
Using "unsafe" in the context of a United flight is hilarious. Doesn't translate well when used off campus.
You wanna know "unsafe" lady?....
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 09:23 AM (UJir/)
http://tinyurl.com/nshhp2e
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 09:23 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 01, 2015 09:24 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2015 09:24 AM (GGCsk)
Muslim handed an open sofa can in America or....
Being kidnapped from your school and sold as a slave/wife to jihadis?
Used as a suicide bomber?
Having your head lopped off after refusing to convert?
So many options...
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2015 09:24 AM (UJir/)
Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2015 09:24 AM (mGBKM)
****
Yep. More outrage at a stewardess removing the top of a Coke can than at ISIS removing the head of an American.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 09:24 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2015 09:25 AM (mGBKM)
Irony. It hurts.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2015 09:23 AM (659DL)
Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
Unsafe Spaces?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 01, 2015 09:25 AM (fWAjv)
People tend to have that response when you terrorize them for 1500 years.
Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at June 01, 2015 09:25 AM (zin7u)
Posted by: HH at June 01, 2015 09:25 AM (Ce4DF)
Hey look, a picture of a bunch of terrorists.
Posted by: Lauren at June 01, 2015 09:25 AM (tO0wb)
>>
"prevent further disrespect which created an unsafe space for me."
Using "unsafe" in the context of a United flight is hilarious. Doesn't translate well when used off campus.
You wanna know "unsafe" lady?....
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Like, say, a woman sharing living space with some young horny ISIS "freedom fighters"?
Posted by: exdem13 at June 01, 2015 09:26 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2015 09:26 AM (mGBKM)
15 years of bullshit? He waited too long. Why do libs think it's their right to insult conservatives, boastfully telling captured audiences their stupid opinions.
STFU is the least I would have said.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2015 09:26 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 01, 2015 09:27 AM (NeFrd)
Will be composing a rant in near future based on observations while I was celebrating elder niece's MBA this weekend. Will probably slip into some open thread's comments just to get it out of my system.
For now, let me just say that the Rev. Al Shuckandjive would look much less stupid if he got it over with and just shaved his damn head.
And from now on, that miserable muslima can get her own damn drinks.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 01, 2015 09:27 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at June 01, 2015 09:27 AM (xVgrA)
Awwww, here's the special snowflake with some grinning asshole. I think he is known as SCOAMF.
http://tinyurl.com/nshhp2e
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Yeah, King Putt sure can pick 'em.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 01, 2015 09:27 AM (ry4ab)
And "unsafe space" used now...oh, she has all her SJW bases covered I see. Lying bitch.
Posted by: DangerGirl at June 01, 2015 09:28 AM (ek7rN)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2015 09:28 AM (QWGds)
She'll be angling for a settlement, she knows she'd lose in court.
The tactic is to make it a PR nightmare they'll pay to go away.
They should insist on a suit.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 01, 2015 09:30 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: DangerGirl at June 01, 2015 09:31 AM (ek7rN)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2015 09:33 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Cate at June 01, 2015 09:35 AM (3K8Rn)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2015 08:46 AM (QWGds)
So, dwarf tossing to combat terror. Interesting concept.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 01, 2015 09:43 AM (C278+)
Posted by: Cate at June 01, 2015 09:35 AM (3K8Rn)
Ever try Turkish coffee? Jet fuel.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 01, 2015 09:44 AM (C278+)
After looking at several 'Ask the Imam" sites, yes, yes they can.
Nice thing was, I picked up a few pointers on how to discipline a wife properly.
How to wipe my ass.
And what to do with boogers when they appear on the tip of my finger.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2015 09:46 AM (VPLuQ)
So the last 1300 hundred years of piracy, murder, war, rape and terrorism were caused by . . .?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 01, 2015 10:49 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: ploome at June 01, 2015 12:08 PM (eB1zh)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 01, 2015 01:09 PM (XO6WW)
I hope someone did tell her to STFU. And that they pointed out because she is a supremacist Muslim is why she acts like she does. More than likely she was being a bitch, holding up the service, loudly complaining because 'unclean infidel', trying to get a bullying mob behind her, as Muslims tend to
do, and figured her Islamophobia investment she's been
working on would pay off. Whoops! Reality strikes! We are on
to you!
I can only hope someone, that wasn't part of her entourage, recorded her, acting like a supremacist Muslim bitch.
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