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EMT 5/30/15 Soccer is Ridiculous edition... [krakatoa]
Not saying other sports don't have their problems. But can't think of any other major sport run by a governing body that watched a few Bond flicks and thought SPECTRE was the model to emulate.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:02 AM (GpgJl)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:04 AM (GpgJl)
Former Rhode Island Gov. Lincoln Chafee, once a Republican, then an independent, then a Democrat, plans to announce his candidacy for the Democratic presidential nomination next week.
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:04 AM (GpgJl)
The IRS is paying some lawyers $1,000/ hour to conduct audits. What happened to using financial auditors to conduct audits, much cheaper and probably better at it. And most of all, isn't this the same IRS who is claiming they have no money? If so, I can sure see why.
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:07 AM (GpgJl)
He should have changed his name to a Hispanic one, got some money from his US buddies, flew to South America, and then applied for asylum.
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:08 AM (GpgJl)
On May 29, Rep. Carolyn Maloney (D-NY) introduced legislation requiring all would-be gun owners to purchase liability insurance before being allowed to purchase a firearm.
If caught without liability insurance, gun owners would face a fine of $10,000.
Do you have insurance for your mouth Scrunt? Can I sue you for attempted civil rights violations and false swearing in your oath of office?
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Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 06:24 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: typo dynamofo at May 30, 2015 06:25 AM (i7JE3)
Thanks Vic, have a great weekend. How's the weather down there?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 06:24 AM (ucDmr)
Looks like a little overcast right now. Supposed to be nice though today with a high near 90F. We are about into meteorological summer now so hot weather will be here for a while.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:28 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 06:29 AM (ucDmr)
50 here and rain for today here. Might as well be a Canuck.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 06:29 AM (ucDmr)
What State?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:31 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 06:32 AM (ucDmr)
The original 'draw a cartoon' people were threatened (or manipulated by media talent) into claiming they would be armed. Then some other outside group was bussed in to protest the 'hate speech' from the 'anti-Islam' group.
The media aired a very sweet and peaceful statement from a representative of the mosque making those who worship at the mosque to be innocent victims of the anti-Islam hate group.
It was the loving supporters of the followers of the prophet who were trying to start a riot when the police intervened to separate the two groups.
It was a setup, organized by the same people who organized Ferguson, Baltimore, and Cleveland. This is how the liberals are going to shut down, shout down and public dissent that doesn't advance the leftist agenda.
If we fall for it, and limits to free speech are enacted, it will be the liberals who get to exercise their free speech rights to protest while everyone else will be labeled hate groups and shut down, arrested, and jailed.
Posted by: Sunshine Galopidous at May 30, 2015 06:32 AM (qrn54)
Airtight room, leaking canister of nitrogen. Prisoner goes to sleep peacefully, never wakes up.
It's easily obtained, safe to work with, lethal, no cruelty involved.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 30, 2015 06:33 AM (xQX/f)
36: WI. Never had one day above 90 last summer.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 06:32 AM (ucDmr)
We used to have at least a week hitting into the 100s every summer. But not anymore. We have an impending ice age.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:34 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 30, 2015 06:36 AM (R2+ZL)
As i said a lot of the media outlets branded it as a 1st amendment vs 2nd. The muzzies are the new protected class now along with the gay community. Blacks are back to the back of the bus now.
Of course white males have been under the bus now for 50 years.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:36 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 06:37 AM (ucDmr)
It's easily obtained, safe to work with, lethal, no cruelty involved.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 30, 2015 06:33 AM (xQX/f)
Maybe if you used CO. But asphyxiation from N2 or CO2 is not a good way to go.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:38 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 06:37 AM (ucDmr)
I had always preferred Weather Underground because they were neutral on the AGW scam and generally more accurate than TWC. Unfortunately they got bought out by the WTC, .
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:40 AM (GpgJl)
From Wiki
Nitrogen gas has become the inert gas of choice for inert gas asphyxiation, and is under consideration as a replacement for lethal injection in Oklahoma.[46] Nitrogen is promoted by euthanasia advocate Philip Nitschke to end life in a "peaceful, reliable [and] totally legal" manner.[47]
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 30, 2015 06:41 AM (xQX/f)
He is mistaken. N2 doesn't put you to sleep. If you are placed in a N2 atmosphere you will breath harder and harder until you become brain dead from lack of O2. Usually takes about 5 min. I worked with a lot of N2 in inert applications. Carbon Monoxide will put you to sleep though first and kill you just as fast.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:44 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 06:44 AM (ucDmr)
DAY 935
528 to go (601 to Inauguration Day 2017)
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 06:46 AM (St6BJ)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:46 AM (GpgJl)
I still say the Beast gets the nod. The Pathetic Left will do anything to win. They already support one criminal in the White House, what's one more?
Posted by: Blano at May 30, 2015 06:47 AM (NHQQx)
45: When did that happen? They used to be the best.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 06:44 AM (ucDmr)
A couple of years ago. They are still better than TWC and I still use them on the internet but I figure it will not be long before they just get absorbed and go away.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:48 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:46 AM (GpgJl)
Tell them that opposing the death penalty is an insult to Islam.
Then get out your rusty hacksaws.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 06:48 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 06:49 AM (kCq6U)
Left will do anything to win. They already support one criminal in the
White House, what's one more?
Posted by: Blano at May 30, 2015 06:47 AM (NHQQx)
The Democrat leadership hates her ass.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:49 AM (GpgJl)
I think that that's the way to beat the left in debates.
Islam trumps liberalism. Pull out your hand Mohammed card and watch 'em weep.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 06:49 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 06:51 AM (ucDmr)
Auto-erotic asphyxiation. When the brain is deprived of oxygen pleasure ensues. The lungs work normally but are unaware there is no oxygen in what they are breathing.
Remember a couple of airplanes when something went wrong with ventilation system and air was too rare? No distress, no mayday calls. They simply went to sleep. Golfers plane iirc.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 30, 2015 06:51 AM (xQX/f)
As far as Cankles the Conqueror goes....I believe the MSM will eventually rally around her as the presumptive Democrat presidential candidate. Right now, the various news outlets are all over the map. Some praise her, some condemn, some question, and some ignore. But soon, they will all come together under her flag, and will all use the same talking points, even the exact same words to praise the Pantsuit Prima Donna, and attack her opponents.
Who else remembers the word 'Gravitas' from a couple elections ago? You couldn't turn the tv on without seeing some talking head using that word. Following the election, it hasn't been used by the MSM since.
We all know it's Chillary's "turn", and the objective press will eventually turn on all her opponents, both left, and right.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 30, 2015 06:52 AM (0IhFx)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:49 AM (GpgJl)
The cynic in me says no matter who gets the nod, the Democrats will come out in force and pull the lever. The drones are too stupid/dependent on the Leviathan's teat and the ideologues want to keep driving us to crematoria.
It crystallized in a way with the comments from the creator of "The Wire." He wrote this whole piece blasting the Democrat machine in Baltimore and in Maryland, specifically O'Malley. Yet he still stated unequivocally that he'd vote for the guy if he was the nominee.
You have to be insane. There can be no other explanation for that attitude.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 06:54 AM (St6BJ)
On October 25, 1999, a chartered Learjet 35 was scheduled to fly from Orlando, Florida, to Dallas, Texas. Early in the flight, the aircraft, which was cruising at altitude on autopilot, quickly lost cabin pressure and all on board were incapacitated due to hypoxia — a lack of oxygen. The aircraft failed to make the westward turn toward Dallas over north Florida and continued on its northwestern course, flying over the southern and midwestern United States for almost four hours and 1,500 miles (2,400 km). The plane ran out of fuel over South Dakota and crashed into a field near Aberdeen after an uncontrolled descent.[1] The four passengers on board were golf star Payne Stewart, his agents, Van Ardan and Robert Fraley, and Bruce Borland, a highly regarded golf architect with the Jack Nicklaus golf course design company.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 30, 2015 06:54 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 06:55 AM (BAvei)
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(**Substitutes "T" for the "L"**)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 06:56 AM (St6BJ)
(**Substitutes "T" for the "L"**)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 06:56 AM (St6BJ)
N! Dammit N!
Not awake. Fucking birthday.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 06:56 AM (St6BJ)
What happens when you have no air circulation from outside in a sealed room you are breathing into? You exhale CO2 among other contaminates in the atmosphere. Maybe that will put you to sleep, but N2 will not.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:57 AM (GpgJl)
Yes, Vic, but O'Malley? Joltin' Joe Biden? What other Proven Leader do they have? Lieawatha really doesn't have the organization or recognition yet, and AFAIK she's the only other remotely female candidate they have. The fringe loves them some Bernie Sanders, but I don't think he'll play well in most states.
Granted, anyone can run -- the Republicans are proving that -- and get some media attention and money, but Hitlery is still way ahead when it comes to checking all the boxes on the liberals' wish list.
And I'm still not entirely sure that Choom Boy will actually hand over power in January 2017. He could just as well join Dr. Castro in the President-For-Life game, and his adoring toe-suckers would be right there for him.
Posted by: MrScribbler at May 30, 2015 06:57 AM (P8YHq)
It's the first time in Texas that government is teaming up with a private gun range to collect firearms from convicted abusers in Dallas County and advocates hope it's an approach that can serve as a role model nationwide.
http://tinyurl.com/ofekqz9
If you are thinking this through, domestic violence will eventually include getting into an argument with your spouse where you raise your voice or kick the chair. Like that Title IX story above.
People who shout at their spouse can't be trusted with firearms because if you lose your temper over something as simple as taking out the garbage, well, you are obviously a violent person.
Who is the aggressor, and who is the victim is determined by who first gets a lawyer and a restraining order.
Posted by: Sunshine Galopidous at May 30, 2015 06:58 AM (qrn54)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 30, 2015 06:58 AM (U7H1n)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 06:58 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 30, 2015 06:59 AM (gOixe)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 06:59 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Larch at May 30, 2015 07:00 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: MrScribbler at May 30, 2015 06:57 AM (P8YHq)
Only a few short years ago, I would have told the men in white coats to drop the net on you. Even worse, my brother said back in '09 that SCOAMF would bring nuclear war on our heads. I told him to calm down.
Fucking guy is prescient. I fear maybe you too. AND. . .
Good morning.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 07:00 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 30, 2015 06:59 AM (gOixe)
Homemade coconut cake and a fork!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 07:01 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 07:01 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:57 AM (GpgJl)
It's the lack of oxygen in the air that puts one to sleep, there's nothing about the nitrogen that's special. It's just really good at displacing oxygen quickly. Also cheap and abundant and we breath it ever day.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 30, 2015 07:01 AM (xQX/f)
out in force and pull the lever. The drones are too stupid/dependent on
the Leviathan's teat and the ideologues want to keep driving us to
crematoria.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 06:54 AM (St6BJ)
I don't think so. The hardcore will turnout, but the borderlines and so-called independents will waver and they will have a low turnout. That is what happened to Al Bore. Scankles is even worse than him.
But it will still be up to the shitty RNCe to field a less hated "electable moderate". Those who can field the worst candidate elections are nail biters which will boil down to whether or not the Dems can have a lot of vote fraud in close States. .
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 07:01 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Larch at May 30, 2015 07:00 AM (NeFrd)
Those pesky criminals will become the cadres of the National Police Force.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 07:02 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 07:02 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 30, 2015 07:03 AM (U7H1n)
They shouldn't be able to touch the ball with their hands OR their feet.
Posted by: RKae at May 30, 2015 07:04 AM (IVk55)
Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 07:04 AM (kCq6U)
I thought The crash was caused by a leak between the cabin and the baggage compartment
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 30, 2015 07:05 AM (gOixe)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 07:05 AM (ucDmr)
That's why my "nicely sweet" side (as opposed to "crunchy wheat") thinks that if we defeat the GOP-e shill candidates and have someone who is even approaching a level of constitutional conservatism, the base will at last be unleashed and we will have a mandate victory.
BUT the hard part is defeating our former party.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 07:05 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: RKae at May 30, 2015 07:05 AM (IVk55)
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"Secede."
Posted by: RKae at May 30, 2015 07:05 AM (IVk55)
They've "succeeded." For 100 years now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 07:07 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 30, 2015 07:07 AM (U7H1n)
Mawnin' (as we say in MA), J.J.
There is nothing I'd like more -- well, maybe a few things, but that's irrelevant -- than to be proven wrong about this nutball idea of the Mocha Messiah deciding to squat in the White House indefinitely.
Of course I'm sure there were a few people who thought Robert Mugabe was just a nice Servant of the People who would step aside quietly. Same for Uncle Joe Stalin.
Posted by: MrScribbler at May 30, 2015 07:07 AM (P8YHq)
If the contest is between Jeb and Hillary the Donks will come out in droves and the GOP base will revolt and Hillary will win in a landslide.
And quite frankly I think we've crossed the event horizon and no matter if a Cruz/Walker were elected that anything can be done to reverse the trajectory we're on.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 30, 2015 07:08 AM (kGXRK)
*removes tin foil hat*
Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 07:08 AM (kCq6U)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 07:08 AM (ucDmr)
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"Secede."
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Recede
Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 07:09 AM (exJTj)
Alcohol and the Brain
When the brain does not get enough oxygen, either caused by blood smudging or desaturation, it can cause a drinker to pass out or black out. This typically occurs in severe cases of oxygen deprivation to the body, caused by a high quantity of alcohol in the bloodstream.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 30, 2015 07:09 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 30, 2015 07:10 AM (gOixe)
If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed.
Posted by: RKae at May 30, 2015 07:10 AM (IVk55)
Ich sage es auf Deutsch.
Vielleict D.C. vom uns abzuspalten. prinz sandbunker kann behalten.
Besser.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 30, 2015 07:12 AM (U7H1n)
Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 07:14 AM (km3xQ)
Posted by: Sunshine Galopidous at May 30, 2015 07:14 AM (qrn54)
Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 07:15 AM (kCq6U)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 07:16 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 07:17 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 30, 2015 07:17 AM (U7H1n)
Firing squad is immediate. Carbon Monoxide is toxic and doesn't require a high concentration and supposedly takes very little time. And another thing since we are talking about gasses, what happened to the old style gas chamber executions using the bag of cyanide pellets?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 07:18 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 07:18 AM (kCq6U)
We are in a perilous state and all sorts of shit can happen between now and January of 2017, from abroad and home.
And with no opposition party and a justice apparatus with its guns trained on We The People, all bets are off.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 07:19 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 07:14 AM (km3xQ) Rioting in the cities so elections must be postponed. Easy peasy for the JEF.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at May 30, 2015 07:20 AM (BLFGI)
Give Jaunny Boi some time. His next step is to start selling arms to holders paid rioters.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 30, 2015 07:20 AM (U7H1n)
^^This. And they wonder why we stock up.
Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 07:21 AM (kCq6U)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 07:23 AM (ucDmr)
"Mr. Secretary, we need to arm the Police with Tow Missiles"
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 30, 2015 07:23 AM (U7H1n)
Yea, more free shit.
Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 07:25 AM (kCq6U)
The NE AG is trying to prevent the existing sentences of people on death
row from being reversed (as was done in CA following their recall of
the death penalty which is why Manson is still wasting our air.) My view
on the death penalty; some people just need killin'. If you can't get
the drugs because of limp DK a-holes, then use a firing squad.
http://fxn.ws/1Fl4Bz2
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:04 AM (GpgJl)"
Oklahoma has the right idea of using nitrogen which causes the condemned individual to just pass out and then die from lack of oxygen.
Although I do like the suggestion from one of the Morons that using liquid oxygen would be way more entertaining. Freeze them solid and then tap them with a hammer.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 30, 2015 07:25 AM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 07:26 AM (ucDmr)
Krauthammer on the Hugh Hewitt radio show as reported by Real Clear Politics
http://tinyurl.com/njo68b3
"...ISIS had not once taken a city or a town from the Assad government. Every place it has taken over was swallowing up territory from anti-Assad insurgents, some religious, some jihadist, some secular, some sort of pro-Western, you would say."
"It took over in the areas of Syria where there was no government presence. "
and he takes a swing at Rand Paul.
Posted by: Sunshine Galopidous at May 30, 2015 07:27 AM (qrn54)
I am going to have to build me a miniature gazebo with retractable shades so I can shift the shade and also protect them from rain, which is another problem
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 07:28 AM (GpgJl)
*head desk*
Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 07:29 AM (kCq6U)
Can't wait to see her. Boykin Spaniel.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 30, 2015 07:29 AM (0FSuD)
Wa Po wrote a lovely little piece about his sister's heroism in pursuit of his freedom. Their father was "conservative" and "right wingers" accused him of terrorist sympathies.
Puke.
Posted by: typo dynamofo at May 30, 2015 07:30 AM (i7JE3)
Oh, and it's the nicest AM in the Houston area since the mouse family (that's us) moved here...
Which has been two weeks now.
Posted by: anon a mouse at May 30, 2015 07:30 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 07:31 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 07:18 AM (GpgJl)
I think some liberal went crying to the media about it being inhumane, the prisoner struggled, gasped for breath or something.
As to purging the room, it doesn't have to be 100%. I've read of a leaking container of nitrogen in a garage killing a family.
I just want to offer a simple humane method of killing people who need killing. I'm looking at you, Mumia.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 30, 2015 07:31 AM (xQX/f)
Did anyone see the wookies new food trucks that are giving food away this summer for the poor chillins who have no food?
Yea, more free shit.
Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 07:25 AM (kCq6U)
I saw it but that practice has been going for a few years now, just not using the old roach coaches. I guess they want to move it into the ghetto now because parents are too lazy or too drugged up to see that their kids get to the school for free breakfasts and lunches. I say if we are going to do that we need to eliminate EBT cards which have become nothing more than another fraud vehicle.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 07:32 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 07:32 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 07:33 AM (zyPAR)
I think the GOP itself will move heaven and earth to make sure that doesn't happen.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 30, 2015 07:33 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 07:34 AM (kCq6U)
I have serious doubts JEF is leaving office. Jerrett the ferret isn't going to want to let go. Soros has the money for all sorts of manipulation.
*removes tin foil hat*
Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 07:08 AM (kCq6U)
For 8 years, I had to listen to SoCal leftists caterwaul about how W was going to suspend elections and stay in the White House, ruling by decree.
Fen's Law.
And yes, I also have tin-foil hats. A whole closet full, arranged by thickness, skull coverage and antenna height. Surely you don't just slap one on in the morning? Effectiveness against mind control rays is made more efficient by judicious consideration of the radiological conditions of the day.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2015 07:36 AM (ynQIy)
Only in the US, only in these times, only now do we worry about a humane method of killing someone.
http://tinyurl.com/orp6255
Posted by: Sunshine Galopidous at May 30, 2015 07:36 AM (qrn54)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 07:36 AM (GpgJl)
Obama Admin. to Americans in Yemen crisis = find your own way out. Contact another country's embassy.
To Muslim Brotherhood dual citizen rounded up in Egypt- we will work tirelessly to free you and bring you home to the nation you have dubious loyalty to.
Posted by: typo dynamofo at May 30, 2015 07:38 AM (i7JE3)
6 to 8% oxygen in the air:
8 minutes, 100% fatalities;
6 minutes, 50% fatalities;
4–5 minutes, recovery expected
<6% oxygen in the air:
Coma in 40 seconds, convulsions, breathing
stops, death
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 30, 2015 07:41 AM (xQX/f)
It's supposed to rain in a couple hours, which means the grass isn't getting mowed yet again.
That's not a big deal.
But the Red River is getting rained on here, there and over there too.
That's a big deal.
It's already starting to flood at Shreveport. We saw it yesterday. A little more, which is predicted for the coming week, and there will be quite a bit of flooding.
Video here of what we saw. I think I could have done a better news report, but oh well.
http://tinyurl.com/o7gvlrx
With the predicted crest, I'm not worried about the house and should be able to drive where I need to go.
But just for fun, I think we'll re-make our Go Bags and restock the car supplies. They are not as ready as they should be.
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 30, 2015 07:42 AM (0xTsz)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 07:42 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 07:36 AM (GpgJl)
Remember to save water and shower together!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 07:43 AM (St6BJ)
And you haven't noticed the bugs in them or the rays coming directly from them?
I mean, would you notice if there were any.
Which there aren't.
Not that I would know.
I'm just Bob, the friendly neighborhood Moron.
Posted by: NSA, Foil Division at May 30, 2015 07:45 AM (0xTsz)
Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 07:46 AM (kCq6U)
Diff is W was an American while TFG grew up wanting to be just like Suharto.
Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 07:46 AM (rYuiw)
Posted by: Bob: Supervisor, NSA, Foil Division at May 30, 2015 07:47 AM (0xTsz)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 30, 2015 07:47 AM (2cS/G)
Must have been...one of the kids, yeah, that's it.
And stop looking at me like that.
*activates something that totes isn't mind control*
That's better.
Posted by: Bob, just Bob, really at May 30, 2015 07:48 AM (0xTsz)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 07:49 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 07:49 AM (kCq6U)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 07:49 AM (ucDmr)
I don't personally care. People who need killing should be killed. I'm just offering an alternative so the libs stfu and let the cop killers like Mumia feed worms instead of still being a pain in the ass.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 30, 2015 07:51 AM (xQX/f)
Could be a record month.
We're #1...We're #1!!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2015 07:51 AM (VPLuQ)
119: Nip, puppies rule.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 07:32 AM (ucDmr)
True dat. Sort of wish we were getting one, BUT I am a little too old to start training one.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 30, 2015 07:52 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 07:53 AM (kCq6U)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2015 07:54 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Rand Paul at May 30, 2015 07:54 AM (rbnYN)
Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 07:55 AM (kCq6U)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 07:55 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:38 AM (GpgJl)"
CO2 and N2 do not work the same. CO2 triggers the breathing reflex and a CO2 atmosphere causes gasping and frantic panic before someone passes out.
I still prefer the liquid nitrogen method, though.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 30, 2015 07:55 AM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 30, 2015 07:56 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 07:56 AM (kCq6U)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 30, 2015 07:59 AM (Q819Q)
No, wait, not ironic, expected.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 30, 2015 08:00 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 30, 2015 08:02 AM (Q819Q)
Yep, drinking already b/c I've been up all night tiling the bathroom. It's Happy Hour!
(Just shoot me if I ever decide to do something like this again.)
Oh, and-- Good Morning, Morons!
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at May 30, 2015 08:03 AM (rhjQp)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 30, 2015 08:03 AM (yxw0r)
Posted by: LadyS at May 30, 2015 08:04 AM (xYNhJ)
Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 08:05 AM (kCq6U)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 30, 2015 08:05 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 08:08 AM (St6BJ)
*****
Wave your hand babies in the air everybody!!! Uh huh!!!
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 08:09 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: LadyS at May 30, 2015 08:10 AM (xYNhJ)
Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 08:11 AM (kCq6U)
Tile can really be a p.i.t.a, but outlasts fiberglass (which is what we removed) by decades. I loved the DIY article in last night's ONT -- it's worth bookmarking, imo.
I'm exhausted but have to stay up to meet a buyer for one of our vehicles this a.m. After that, it's Nap Time.
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at May 30, 2015 08:11 AM (rhjQp)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 08:11 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at May 30, 2015 08:11 AM (o3BPx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2015 08:11 AM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 30, 2015 08:12 AM (0xTsz)
Posted by: teej at May 30, 2015 08:12 AM (qyZxC)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 08:12 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 08:13 AM (kCq6U)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2015 08:14 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 08:14 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 30, 2015 08:15 AM (0FSuD)
At least 55 to go
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 08:15 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2015 08:17 AM (/tNwW)
My country vet said to me, that if they needed drugs to put some killers down, he had plenty if stock and knew how to inject them properly. He said "If I can put an draft horse down peacefully, I can sure put a killer down quickly and painlessly!"
I said "But those drugs haven't been tested on humans!"
He said "If you have run through decades of appeals and you are on death row, you aren't human!"
I made sure to get a subscription to his newsletter before I left.
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 30, 2015 08:18 AM (ftVQq)
YooToob is a great resource, and all the TV home shows have web articles... Your imagination is your only limitation!
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at May 30, 2015 08:18 AM (rhjQp)
Posted by: goon at May 30, 2015 08:18 AM (gy5kE)
Well-played!
And thanks to all. Wifey heading to market to scrounge the coconut cake fixins!
Once a year. The cake, that is.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 08:20 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at May 30, 2015 08:20 AM (rhjQp)
http://tinyurl.com/nzm2phj
See, in Texas there is this 'open carry' law where you can openly display a side arm. I presumed that meant no permit is required. But no, you can 'openly carry' a firearm if you have a permit
There was an amendment to the law that didn't get passed because some people thought that a law enforcement officer asking to see your permit to carry would be a violation of the 4th amendment.
I don't know where we would be without lawyers.
Posted by: Sunshine Galopidous at May 30, 2015 08:20 AM (qrn54)
It's easily obtained, safe to work with, lethal, no cruelty involved.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 30, 2015 06:33 AM (xQX/f)
Already heard that the gas company suppliers have been threatened with bad publicity if they supply nitrogen to the state for this purpose! But nitrogen narcosis is a sweet way to go.
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 30, 2015 08:23 AM (ftVQq)
****
Heh. I didn't want to put an expiration date. Figured 110 was a safe number.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 08:23 AM (NeFrd)
I'm concerned about how much water is over the banks when we are not at flood stage yet.
The road that concerns me for the coming week isn't supposed to flood until 36 feet and yet the water is already half way to the road with the river at 28 feet!
http://tinyurl.com/qjoat2g
Long video with shots of flooding in the ARK-LA-TX.
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 30, 2015 08:23 AM (0xTsz)
Posted by: Sunshine Galopidous at May 30, 2015 08:20 AM (qrn54)
I do!
Posted by: Wm Shakespeare at May 30, 2015 08:25 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Y-not at May 30, 2015 08:27 AM (RWGcK)
Bowing Obama vs the evil empire. Jimmy Carter played the exact same role. Kind little feller who wanted a reset with the world after apologizing for the CI A. Sound familiar? Sound strategy? I guess if we aren't glowing green. Putin is tight with the Chechens. We arent in a vacuum here just like we weren't when PNAC telegraphed the Iraq invasion before getting sidetracked with some event I vaguely remember from 2001.
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at May 30, 2015 08:27 AM (ob0uz)
That and a tile cutter.
Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 08:28 AM (kCq6U)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:38 AM (GpgJl)"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrogen_narcosis
Posted by: Wm Shakespeare at May 30, 2015 08:29 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at May 30, 2015 08:30 AM (rhjQp)
what happened to the old style gas chamber executions using the bag of
cyanide pellets?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 07:18 AM (GpgJl)"
The EPA happened. After the execution you have an airtight chamber with a dead body in it filled with lethal cyanide gas. They used to run blowers and vent it out a pipe in the roof but apparently that is forbidden by some EPA rule. There is also the issue of cyanide being all over the inside of the chamber and the various plumbing which raises OSHA issues and issues with the prison guards union. I don't know how dangerous it is if you get the cyanide residue on your skin hauling out the corpse or if the corpse then qualifies as toxic waste but there are a whole lot of issues that all have to be dealt with to the satisfaction of the appropriate bureaucrats.
It might just be easier to cut their heads off with a kitchen knife Muslim style.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 30, 2015 08:38 AM (QHgTq)
http://bit.ly/1LRNxVb
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:06 AM (GpgJl)
He owned his apartment in the 36-story Ocean complex, which overlooks The Battery and New York Harbor, and had just returned from a vacation in the Bahamas, sources said.
I know people sometimes suffer a letdown when their vacation is over and they have to go back to work, but come on.
Posted by: rickl at May 30, 2015 08:42 AM (sdi6R)
heard that the gas company suppliers have been threatened with bad
publicity if they supply nitrogen to the state for this purpose! But
nitrogen narcosis is a sweet way to go.
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 30, 2015 08:23 AM (ftVQq)"
You can cobble together a Linde Process device from an air conditioner and some plumbing supplies to separate nitrogen from oxygen right on the prison grounds.
Of course, that also gives you the option of putting the condemned prisoner in a 100% oxygen atmosphere and then suing a barbeque igniter spark to start a fire like the one that killed those astronauts on the launch pad back in the early days of the Apollo Project.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 30, 2015 08:45 AM (QHgTq)
I love all the people obsessed with soccer.
Living rent free and all that.
Seems like the new click bait.
What I find even funnier is Gutfeld and the bald guy on O'Reilly and The Five dissing soccer, while describing a match they watched, probably on Fox Sports, who is dedicated to playing soccer matches.
Ah, Gutfeld, et al. Baiting the hand that feeds.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 30, 2015 09:02 AM (zqrZE)
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