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Overnight Open Thread (30 May 2015)
"We require insurance to own a car, but no such requirement exists for guns," Maloney said in a statement. "The results are clear: car fatalities have declined by 25 percent in the last decade, but gun fatalities continue to rise."
Liability insurance had nothing to do with a decrease in car fatalities and her statement that by having to carry liability insurance, it motivates drivers to be better is BS. Fear of dying in a car crash or shooting your own foot is what motivates safe behavior. Criminals won't give a rats ass about insurance just like how uninsured drivers don't. Does she really think an insurance requirement would've stopped ANY of the shootings that have made the news?? I'm sure the Aurora, CO movie theater shooter is cursing in his cell right now wishing he had liability insurance.
Rising Crime Rates
It's not just Baltimore that is seeing a rise in crime. This is what happens when folks in positions of power appease the mob.And it's not just Baltimore. Cops all over the country have seen the six Baltimore police officers served up to appease the mob, and they know it could happen to them. The results are as predictable as they are tragic. In New York City murders are up 12 percent from a year ago as officers continue their reticence at conducting the type of proactive police work that keeps violent crime in check. In Los Angeles, homicides are down by 10 percent this year, though this is more of a testament to the skill of paramedics and medical personnel than it is to good police work. Shootings in the city are up by 23 percent and other violent crime is up by 25 percent.Sniper Threat Hmmm. Do we have a new D.C. type sniper on the loose in northern Colorado? Fatal shooting of cyclist linked to shooting of woman driving on I-25. Leaders in Education Yup, it is hard to fire a teacher. Teacher who 'lost' two 4-year olds can't be fired. And then there is that diversity officer who said "kill all white men". She gets to keep her job. In other news, a teacher has been suspended for supposedly sharing with her student before and after pics of her boobjob. News Bloopers The "let's hope for a dry hump day" had me rollin'.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 10:05 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 30, 2015 10:09 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 30, 2015 10:09 PM (7YlUk)
Otherkin: Are they just special little snowflakes, mentally ill, or both?
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9101
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 30, 2015 10:10 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 30, 2015 10:11 PM (b2cFu)
MEP Daniel Hannan lays out in a simple and succinct fashion, the obviousness of the fallacy of "Green jobs."
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9147
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 30, 2015 10:11 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 10:11 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 10:11 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 10:13 PM (UkMc0)
Sorry to say as a result it will soon be raining blood and frogs.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 10:13 PM (F0Cog)
But you are wrong. Fear of liability is a great motivator. Maybe not where you are, but in a litigious county like Miami-Dade you better believe that fear of liability is real. Very.
Posted by: Prince Matchabelli at May 30, 2015 10:14 PM (zmZ2x)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 10:14 PM (RoiEH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2015 10:14 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Vendette at May 30, 2015 10:15 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: no good deed at May 30, 2015 10:15 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2015 10:16 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2015 10:14 PM (W5DcG)
Did you WANT Fredocare?
You'll take it and like it!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2015 10:16 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 30, 2015 10:16 PM (ftVQq)
I thought the Predator was enticed by conflict *and* heat. So this movie tacitly acknowledges the Medieval Warm Period?
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 10:16 PM (UkMc0)
Or is she dumb enough to believe it herself?
Posted by: Insert Clever Name Here at May 30, 2015 10:16 PM (1WydT)
Posted by: no good deed at May 30, 2015 10:17 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Harly Kruptbender at May 30, 2015 10:18 PM (tivZ1)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 30, 2015 10:18 PM (V70Uh)
How many times in your life have you eaten a s'more? Unless you camp a lot, my guess is under 20.
They are completely negligible in every way except for the gooey joy they bring.
Yet the government sees them as a problem to be fixed because we can have people enjoying themselves!
Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 10:19 PM (pspWL)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 30, 2015 10:19 PM (b2cFu)
Hahahaha
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo
****
I'm not worried. Cats hate water.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 10:20 PM (F0Cog)
Why the hell do women who get their tits done insist of foisting them on everyone else? Oh goody, you paid a hack surgeon too much money to shove too much silicone into your chest. Yay. Now get those beach balls out of my face.
Liability insurance doesn't make you fear getting into a wreck more. If anything, it should make you less careful, since without it you'd be on the hook for all the costs.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 30, 2015 10:20 PM (oEcSd)
Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 10:20 PM (pspWL)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 30, 2015 10:21 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2015 10:21 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Robinson at May 30, 2015 10:21 PM (+exqw)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 10:21 PM (F0Cog)
C'mon it's fight or flight time , oh shit , what'd I do with that insurance card ?
Posted by: awkward davies at May 30, 2015 10:21 PM (0NrnQ)
I claim microagression by double-standard!!!
No,wait a minute, I don't. I think I'm out of brain-bleach.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2015 10:21 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 10:21 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 10:22 PM (vBwD9)
What companies want, or people want, don't matter to the New Left Fascists.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 30, 2015 10:22 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 10:21 PM (zOTsN)
Is not true!
Posted by: Borat at May 30, 2015 10:22 PM (UkMc0)
They just put in a standard rider that they will not cover any damages
in the event of any misdemeanor or felony crime associated with
possession or use of the gun, or to someone injured by a gun while
engaged in a misdemeanor or felony. Very few people would be eligible
to collect anything.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 30, 2015 10:19 PM (b2cFu)
I think the scam is the total reason for the requirement, it's money for the insurance cronies, money for the lawyers that will write the disclaimers and represent the insurance companies shielding them from a payout, and best of all a PITA for legal gun owners.
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 30, 2015 10:22 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Garrett at May 30, 2015 10:22 PM (Ycrkl)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well, to be fair, I don't mind them in _my_ face.
Posted by: Insert Clever Name Here at May 30, 2015 10:23 PM (1WydT)
This is about controlling the behavior of law abiding citizens. It has nothing to do with cutting the murder rate.
That freak went into the Newton, Connecticut school and hunted down little kids. A requirement for liability insurance would have had no effect on him whatsoever.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2015 10:23 PM (d21//)
Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 10:23 PM (R+kbC)
Posted by: no good deed at May 30, 2015 10:23 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Harly Kruptbender at May 30, 2015 10:18 PM (tivZ1)
It's called a opportunity.
Posted by: Vito Corleone at May 30, 2015 10:23 PM (/tNwW)
http://buzzlamp.com/glimpse-amazing-past-historic-photos/47/
And I missed being first by flicking through the first 47 photos at the Punt Gun photo's site.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 30, 2015 10:23 PM (kivUY)
That freak went into the Newton, Connecticut school and hunted down little kids. A requirement for liability insurance would have had no effect on him whatsoever.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2015 10:23 PM (d21//)
But it would mean deep pockets to go after for the lawyers--I mean, for the children...
Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 30, 2015 10:24 PM (b2cFu)
new and improved s'mores. It was on the TV in front of me at the gym.
They were not impressed. It was even funnier because I couldn't hear
them. I could only watch their faces and read the closed captioning.
They looked like someone kicked their puppy.
Posted by: no good deed at May 30, 2015 10:23 PM (GgxVX)
Strawberries and yogurt.
Posted by: Vendette at May 30, 2015 10:24 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2015 10:25 PM (j7iSn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2015 10:25 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 30, 2015 10:25 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 30, 2015 10:26 PM (XX9+E)
No mankini, no stag party
That's why the drop
Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 10:26 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 10:27 PM (T1005)
I'm borrowing hank hills line from last night now.
You didn't make yogurt any better, you just made s'mores worse.
Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 10:27 PM (pspWL)
Ah. The vineyards of Darbyshire.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 30, 2015 10:21 PM (V70Uh)
--I suspect that the MWP is responsible for the population boom that spurred the Viking expansion.
Then there's the Little Ice Age, which almost wiped out the young Jamestown settlement. That was the first decade of the 17th century, and shortly after the LIA the Industrial Revolution began. So, while I think global industrialization has raised global temperature somewhat, the fact that it coincided with the waning of the LIA is why man's impact on temperature is often exaggerated.
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 10:27 PM (UkMc0)
Posted by: no good deed at May 30, 2015 10:28 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 10:28 PM (tBSrv)
A wife and now a second child.
That's just awful. Politics be damned, no one should have to deal with that.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 10:29 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Garrett at May 30, 2015 10:29 PM (Ycrkl)
Posted by: Harly Kruptbender at May 30, 2015 10:18 PM (tivZ1)
How you doing?
Posted by: US Immigration laws at May 30, 2015 10:29 PM (F9322)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 30, 2015 10:25 PM (KCxzN)
--As long as you did not get Sepp Blatter from it as well.
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 10:30 PM (UkMc0)
Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 10:30 PM (85ldL)
She is probably not that bright, but someone put this in front of her, and off she ran! For the children!!
Indeed, what kind of insurance company would write a liability policy against accidental injury or death with a handgun or rifle?
Further evidence (as if it was needed for this crowd), that our government hates us, and wants to turn us all into serfs. One turn of the screw at a time.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 30, 2015 10:31 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 10:31 PM (tBSrv)
What is the fine for parking my Crown Vic in a compact parking space and who enforces it?
Posted by: Robinson at May 30, 2015 10:31 PM (+exqw)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 10:31 PM (UkMc0)
Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 10:32 PM (zOTsN)
Dumbasses.
Posted by: Lea at May 30, 2015 10:32 PM (vmMMi)
Punt Gun photo's site.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 30, 2015 10:23 PM (kivUY)
I'm getting one of those systems like they have on tv with 10 keyboards and 12 screens that you just flash across with your fingers and everything you ever wanted to know about anything is immediately right before tour eyes. "First" is going to become a silly anachronism. Uh, unless someone gets a bigger system with more screens and faster reload times.
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 10:32 PM (vBwD9)
"I love long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot."
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 10:32 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: Justice Roberts at May 30, 2015 10:32 PM (uGrec)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 10:33 PM (UkMc0)
Posted by: Garrett at May 30, 2015 10:33 PM (Ycrkl)
Posted by: Bill R. at May 30, 2015 10:33 PM (jKUeC)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 10:33 PM (0O7c5)
Beau Biden died from Brain Cancer today.
Rest in Peace.
My condolences to VP Biden and his family.
I will not rant about his politics, or make bad jokes about Biden and brains tonight.
Drudge has it.
Posted by: rd at May 30, 2015 10:33 PM (u/eTl)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 10:34 PM (2XMpf)
My sister is an aide in a lower elementary school, kindergarten through 2nd grade. A kindergarten teacher, along with a parent volunteer, took her 17 students for a walk of a couple of blocks to a public library. My sister was in the hallway of the school when 4 of this teacher's students walked up to her and said they couldn't find their teacher. Yup. This genius, who spent 4 years at a university, didn't notice that 4 out of 17 students, that's almost a fourth of the class, was missing. Nothing bad happened because the kids were noticed right away, but for pete's sake, she didn't notice that she had 13 kids instead of 17?
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2015 10:34 PM (d21//)
Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 10:34 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 10:34 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 10:34 PM (UkMc0)
Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 10:34 PM (zyPAR)
wazzuuuuuuuuuuuuup!
'jess chillin' wi' my crew
Romeo the Cat
Mollie the dog, and
Hilliary, my other dog.
Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 10:35 PM (85ldL)
Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 30, 2015 10:35 PM (F9322)
In an earlier and happier time, the better man would use the natural tools at his disposal: tar + feathers + free trip out of town riding on a rail [with more bounces for males].
Problem solved.
Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 10:35 PM (R+kbC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2015 10:36 PM (/tNwW)
( . Y . )
Posted by: andycanuck at May 30, 2015 10:36 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 10:36 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 10:31 PM
Just got up. Time to clear the crap off the top of the shitmobile with my hockey stick.
Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 10:36 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 10:36 PM (UkMc0)
Posted by: Garrett at May 30, 2015 10:36 PM (bsaZN)
Posted by: Vendette at May 30, 2015 10:36 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Heads up, that is not all you did with "her" on the beach. There are pics too.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 10:36 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 10:36 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 10:36 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 10:37 PM (2XMpf)
Maloney has always been a gun nut. Iirc her husband was killed by a
crazed shooter in a subway car and her son was badly injured in the same
incident
Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 10:34 PM (zOTsN)
Yeah...guy named Colin Ferguson was the shooter....I think.
Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2015 10:37 PM (j7iSn)
https://youtu.be/QTJqFU5Dstw
Yeah I got a horror story idea or two from this. *shudder*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 10:37 PM (ojr4A)
F**k, yeah! Not dead yet!
Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 10:37 PM (R+kbC)
Posted by: nerdygirl's beagle at May 30, 2015 10:37 PM (d21//)
I'd say relaxed, but I didn't read all the threads.
Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 10:37 PM (85ldL)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 10:37 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 10:37 PM (R+kbC)
Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 10:38 PM (R+kbC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 10:38 PM (ojr4A)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at May 30, 2015 10:38 PM (zauWW)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 10:38 PM (2XMpf)
Well, she does her best but sometimes all she can do is be reactive. At the beginning of the trail is a huge (but thankfully mostly shallow) lake. Anyway, she was leading the kids inside when this year, she heard a splash. Turns out a bully actually tossed another kid into the lake. Good grief.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 10:38 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 10:39 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 30, 2015 10:26 PM (XX9+E)
That's what I was thinking, it should be covered in homeowners? Regardless, it would be a sneaky way to is everyone with guns and hammer you if you don't want to tell anyone. So even if her argument wasn't dumb as hell I would be against it for that reason.
Posted by: Lea at May 30, 2015 10:39 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 30, 2015 10:39 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 10:34 PM (UkMc0)
Unless something changed in the playoff rankings and I will be annoyed, Tampa will get home ice advantage because they are higher in the points standings.
Posted by: Vendette at May 30, 2015 10:39 PM (TEpA2)
She makes more than $73k yr as a "roving substitute" ??? WTF?
And is it mandatory now in NY to send your pre-schooler to school? Four?
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 30, 2015 10:39 PM (Cf0fu)
I am wrong about Maloney.
Confused her with another person. I sorry
Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 10:36 PM (zOTsN)
Me too...it's Carolyn McCarthy
Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2015 10:39 PM (j7iSn)
Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 10:39 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 10:40 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 30, 2015 10:40 PM (Cf0fu)
I have been first many, many times, but didn't boast about it because I wouldn't know If I was first until I actually see my comment posted, and if it so happens that I am not really first, that would make me look like a total D-bag, and I would lose any and all credibility that I have accumulated over the last (something) years as a fanatic AoSHQ moron.
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 10:40 PM (vBwD9)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 30, 2015 10:40 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 10:35 PM
Cool. Pretty busy round here for a sat night.
Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 10:40 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: HR at May 30, 2015 10:40 PM (rHXGG)
Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 10:41 PM (zOTsN)
son. His surviving son with his first wife likes coke, and his only
daughter with his second wife has had her own reputation for drug use.
Tough. Really hard
Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 10:32 PM (zOTsN)
When your family is that fucked up, it's more than simply the kid being dealt a bad hand. It's bad parenting.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 30, 2015 10:41 PM (oEcSd)
And for the next 5 minutes, phxgurl is dead to me.
Posted by: Garrett at May 30, 2015 10:41 PM (bsaZN)
(And if you're lurking and it's your birthday, Happy B-Day and post, for heaven's sake!)
Posted by: Vendette at May 30, 2015 10:41 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 10:41 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 10:32 PM (zOTsN)
--I hate to pile on the victim, but drug issues are probably because Joe has spent his entire adult life in politics, which is not healthy for the nation and not healthy for families either. The model of the Fathers is you either enter politics after amassing a full private life, or you enter briefly out of a sense of duty and then retire to your own private life (e.g., George Washington). Congress should raise by at least 10 the minimum ages listed for offices in the Constitution.
So while I feel bad for the Bidens, their sufferings need not be in vain if others see part of them as a cautionary tale.
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 10:41 PM (UkMc0)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 30, 2015 10:42 PM (kivUY)
Only a few weeks until NoVaMoMee. Are you registered yet? You can't get dranked and ganked* without a ticket.
Ballston, bitches!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T1RMuoQnKo
The Arlington Rap.
*nor yanked, cranked, shanked, or flanked by two 'ettes.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 10:42 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: pookysgirl on the road to recovery at May 30, 2015 10:42 PM (zTnOj)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/selection-du-weekend-142-29.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 10:42 PM (ojr4A)
Posted by: Prince Matchabelli at May 30, 2015 10:14 PM (zmZ2x)
I doubt if the people committing the murders in Baltimore care about being sued.
There are a couple of true crime networks that I sometimes watch. They do a lot of shows about people killing each other. Wives and husbands killing each other. Kids killing their parents. Exes killing their lost loves. I don't think any of these people care about getting sued.
The mass murder freaks? Last thing on their minds is the consequences of their actions.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2015 10:43 PM (d21//)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 10:29 PM (GEICT)
That's bigger that I can be, Cochran. Just the way it is.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 30, 2015 10:43 PM (mmlFU)
Seriously, FUCK those people. So sick of them.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 10:43 PM (GEICT)
HQ chess club compliance photo:
http://buzzlamp.com/glimpse-amazing-past-historic-photos/100/
Posted by: andycanuck at May 30, 2015 10:39 PM (kivUY)
Well yeah, they're French, they resigned after the second move.
Posted by: Bobby at May 30, 2015 10:43 PM (uGrec)
Posted by: Vendette at May 30, 2015 10:43 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 10:44 PM (ojr4A)
Posted by: Jose Jimenez (not yet priveleged with documentation) at May 30, 2015 10:44 PM (vBwD9)
Posted by: tbd at May 30, 2015 10:44 PM (2msJf)
A wife and now a second child.
That's just awful. Politics be damned, no one should have to deal with that.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 10:29 PM (GEICT)
Yeah. Nobody gets out of here without a broken heart.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 30, 2015 10:44 PM (V70Uh)
Funny how celebs (of both the Hollywood and DC type) tend to also always have such screwed up families. I mentioned the other night here about how Johnny Carson had a son who was a raging alcoholic. (It's revealed in the recent Bushkin bio that he was horribly estranged from all his sons.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 10:44 PM (elbY7)
Maybe the Secret Service can get their shit together and squash that right quick.
Posted by: no good deed at May 30, 2015 10:45 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 30, 2015 10:43 PM (mmlFU)
Joe Biden is an asshat. No question.
But as a father, to think about losing not one, but two kids? I can't feel anything but horror and sympathy.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 10:45 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 10:45 PM (ojr4A)
Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 10:46 PM (pspWL)
Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 10:46 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 10:46 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 10:37 PM (2XMpf)
They also use it to justify mandating health insurance which is closer to collision insurance for a car rather than liability insurance. You are never required to purchase collision insurance by any entity other than the loan company.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2015 10:46 PM (W5DcG)
Then she screamed, and my dad ran over and jumped into the lake [which is, indeed, quite shallow], waded out to the little girl whose dress I'd seen, and hauled her to shore. When we got there, she was not breathing -- and, as everyone fumbled around to try to drain her lungs and remember long-ago rescue-breathing lessons, she convulsed, de-glorped, and started breathing again.
By this time, her family -- which was 30-40 feet away, had shown up. I don't think they even took her to the hospital.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 10:47 PM (T1005)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 10:45 PM (GEICT)
Yes. To lose a child at 2 or 46 is irrelevant.
Posted by: Vendette at May 30, 2015 10:47 PM (TEpA2)
1. Check your homeowners / renters insurance. A lot of them are capped at 2K-5K for losses. Just like 1K for electronics. For more coverage, they will charge more.
2. What happens if you use your carry weapon? have you given it any thought? Say the wrong thing or do the worng thing and you may be in jail for 10-20. Andrew Branca, who sometimes comments here and at Legal Insurrection has a book and classes. Massad Ayoob also has a book and classes. Massad has been "the" expert witness for self defense trials for the last 20 years.
He has great advice for what to say, do, and then STFU!!! if you ever have an incident.
3. there is also CCW insurance. Look around, compare. do you want a guy that does deeds and wills as your defense lawyer?
Posted by: rd at May 30, 2015 10:47 PM (u/eTl)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 10:45 PM (ojr4A)
---
**flails swatchet overhead**
*SO* psyched!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 10:48 PM (jR7Wy)
That's as idiotic as thinking that children are fat because of the school lunches. Anyone who has looked at a school lunch knows that the portions are much smaller than what people eat at home. They're fat because they get almost no exercise, and they spend their outside of school time shoveling junk food down their gullets. Their fatness has nothing to do with school lunches.
That idiot first lady took already moderate sized lunches and made them even smaller, causing kids to eat more snacks.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2015 10:48 PM (d21//)
Yeah, I'm a bit surprised something hasn't forced the City of Long Beach to drain that lake by now.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 10:48 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: Bill R. at May 30, 2015 10:49 PM (jKUeC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 10:49 PM (ojr4A)
Posted by: Garrett at May 30, 2015 10:49 PM (bsaZN)
I think those kids are a bit of a mess but brain cancer? That does suck.
And for some reason no matter how dumb Biden is I can't manage to dislike him. I wish them all condolences.
Posted by: Lea at May 30, 2015 10:49 PM (vmMMi)
And loaded them up with even more carbs and less fat do the poor children feel even hungrier.
Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 10:49 PM (pspWL)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 30, 2015 10:50 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 10:50 PM (UkMc0)
has spent his entire adult life in politics, which is not healthy for
the nation and not healthy for families either.
I'm officially not talking about this until a respectful time has passed, but that notorious right-wing hate site called The Washington Post hasn't deleted their article about the deceased being booted from the Navy.
Tonight is for FUCK CANCER.
Posted by: HR at May 30, 2015 10:50 PM (rHXGG)
Posted by: Vendette at May 30, 2015 10:50 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 10:50 PM (0O7c5)
My advice: tar + feathers, but if that is impracticable, move away forthwith.
Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 10:50 PM (R+kbC)
I think those kids are a bit of a mess but brain cancer? That does suck.
And for some reason no matter how dumb Biden is I can't manage to dislike him. I wish them all condolences.
Posted by: Lea at May 30, 2015 10:49 PM (cmmmi)
Iraq war vet.
Biden lost his first wife and a daughter to a drunk driver. Now a son to brain cancer.
Each of those events are horrible in and of themselves.
Honestly, I'd probably crawl into a bottle after the first one.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 10:51 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 10:51 PM (ojr4A)
Beach to drain that lake by now.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 10:48 PM (elbY7)
Chances are, the EPA has blocked any effort to drain the lake.
Posted by: Jose Jimenez (not yet priveleged with documentation) at May 30, 2015 10:51 PM (vBwD9)
Call me crazy but I'd prefer him over Hillary for POTUS in a heartbeat.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 10:51 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 10:51 PM (jR7Wy)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/604682521096241152
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/604797210451148800
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/604797409487691777
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/604797582108438529
Posted by: kbdabear at May 30, 2015 10:51 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Jose Jimenez (not yet priveleged with documentation) at May 30, 2015 10:51 PM (vBwD9)
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Bullshit. I don't think *any* state requires insurance to own a car, and I am only aware of one state that requires insurance to register a car. Moreover, there is a *very* large body of people driving without insurance.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2015 10:52 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 30, 2015 10:52 PM (RWGcK)
The city of Long Beach designed that Nature Center from 1965 to 1968, and opened it in 1969. Before the mid-60s, it was flat bean fields like most of Southeast LA County and Northwest Orange County.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 10:52 PM (elbY7)
Beau Biden wasn't booted from the Navy. Hunter Biden was the one who failed a drug test and got the heave ho.
Posted by: no good deed at May 30, 2015 10:53 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 10:53 PM (UkMc0)
Tonight is for FUCK CANCER.
Posted by: HR at May 30, 2015 10:50 PM (rHXGG)
The Biden son who died was not booted from the Navy. That was his younger brother Hunter
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2015 10:53 PM (/tNwW)
Beau was in the Army. His brother Hunter was in the Navy Reserve for a few months until he popped hot for cocaine during his first drill.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 30, 2015 10:54 PM (oEcSd)
That's the difference between most of us and the proggies who would cheer at the death of a child of a Republican
Posted by: kbdabear at May 30, 2015 10:54 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 10:54 PM (ojr4A)
But Biden is an odious leech and liar who has made my life and, more importantly, my loved ones' lives worse. So I am sorry for his loss but I feel no warm fuzzies toward him.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 30, 2015 10:55 PM (RWGcK)
Posted by: HR at May 30, 2015 10:55 PM (rHXGG)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 10:55 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 10:55 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 30, 2015 10:55 PM (RWGcK)
Posted by: tinfoilbaby at May 30, 2015 10:56 PM (W/L/l)
That's the difference between most of us and the proggies who would cheer at the death of a child of a Republican
Posted by: kbdabear at May 30, 2015 10:54 PM (GrXXa)
I was thinking the same thing earlier when the news broke. My twitter feed was nothing but people sending thoughts and prayers to the Biden family.
Can you imagine the awfulness if one of the Bush girls passed away?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 10:56 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 10:56 PM (pspWL)
This is the level I'm at tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O_ijxxph-E
Posted by: HR at May 30, 2015 10:56 PM (rHXGG)
Posted by: Garrett at May 30, 2015 10:56 PM (bsaZN)
Yes, the graham crackers looked like a bird shit on them.
Posted by: no good deed at May 30, 2015 10:28 PM (GgxVX)
Are you kidding me? They fixed S'Mores by switching chocolate and marshmallow for strawberries and yogurt? I'm all for strawberries, but they ain't a Hershey bar.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2015 10:57 PM (d21//)
Don't have to. Remember what they said about Santorums little girl who has trisomy 18 when she was hospitalized?
Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 10:57 PM (pspWL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 10:57 PM (ojr4A)
Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 10:55 PM (zOTsN)
Well don't forget the 2 weeks he spend in RI at DCO School
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2015 10:57 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 10:56 PM (pspWL)
Really ? God that's awful.
Posted by: Lea at May 30, 2015 10:57 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 10:57 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: Steck at May 30, 2015 10:58 PM (5i94q)
So the entire basis on which this egregious infringement on gun rights is predicated is almost certainly false.
Posted by: Tantumblogo at May 30, 2015 10:58 PM (Yu4ah)
They just put in a standard rider that they will not cover any damages
in the event of any misdemeanor or felony crime associated with
possession or use of the gun, or to someone injured by a gun while
engaged in a misdemeanor or felony. Very few people would be eligible
to collect anything.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 30, 2015 10:19 PM (b2cFu)
The whole idea is beyond stupid. First off, most gun crime is committed, get this, by criminals. Obeying that law or any other is not in their skill set. I'm willing to bet most gun crimes are committed by people who could not legally qualify to own or carry a gun, right?
Second point is the one you make, CC. "Gun liability" insurance would be a huge profit center for insurance companies, because any actual crime committed by an insured person would invalidate the policy, and the insurer would never have to pay out. They would only ever have to pay out on bona-fide accidental shootings, which are quite rare.
And the final point: for the reasons described above, law-abiding gun owners could probably get "gun liability insurance" so cheaply that it really wouldn't be much of a deterrence to law-abiding persons wishing to acquire a gun, any more than auto liability insurance (which can be quite costly) deters most of us from owning automobiles.
So it's at least a double fail. It would offer no help to victims of crime, its ostensible purpose, and it would not deter those "nasty right wingers" (i.e. us) from buying guns. It might enrich some insurance companies, but I suspect the biggest winner would be the NRA, which would undoubtedly gear up to provide cheap co-op insurance to members.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2015 10:59 PM (mwzXN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 10:29 PM (GEICT)
Brain cancer is a nasty way to go.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2015 10:59 PM (d21//)
The same things they said earlier this month when she had a birthday, IIRC.
Posted by: HR at May 30, 2015 10:59 PM (rHXGG)
Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 10:59 PM (pspWL)
Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 10:57 PM (pspWL)
Actually, I do not know that story.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 10:59 PM (GEICT)
Didn't we budget something like $3 million dollars out of a lottery jackpot?
$1 million for the hotel rooms and bail.
$1 million for the gun range.
$1 million for liability insurance.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 10:59 PM (ojr4A)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 30, 2015 11:00 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 10:51 PM
I would prefer Biden over his Boss, BHO. Biden actually loves this country. He may not be a genius, may have the wrong solutions, but I believe he wants to do the right thing for the country.
I wish I could say the same for ANY of the other Democrats and MOST of the Republicans.
Posted by: rd at May 30, 2015 11:00 PM (u/eTl)
Wow. They really are scum bags.
Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 11:00 PM (pspWL)
Posted by: Malicious Prosecutor at May 30, 2015 11:00 PM (fGP2L)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 11:00 PM (UkMc0)
Are you kidding me? They fixed S'Mores by switching chocolate and marshmallow for strawberries and yogurt? I'm all for strawberries, but they ain't a Hershey bar.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2015 10:57 PM (d21//)
Yes they did. None of those things melt!!
If they wanted to suggest other things to grill on a damn campfire don't pick yogurt which has to be refrigerated and strawberries which would disintegrate over fire. I mean, they could maybe try to convince people to grill pineapple or something.
Posted by: Lea at May 30, 2015 11:00 PM (vmMMi)
can't feel anything but horror and sympathy.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 10:45 PM
My parents had 7 children. They died at 86 and 87, outliving all their children. What a blessing (though my oldest brother is now gone.) I have mentioned to my wife that if we live a long life, we will probably see one of our own die (we have 7 also). My wife's parents outlived 2 of their 9 children. I just can't even imagine the horrible pain.
Posted by: Jose Jimenez (not yet priveleged with documentation) at May 30, 2015 11:01 PM (vBwD9)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 11:01 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Vendette at May 30, 2015 11:01 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 11:02 PM (zOTsN)
SCIENCE!!
Actually, i don't care who wins.
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at May 30, 2015 11:02 PM (syGA0)
Posted by: Marybel at May 30, 2015 11:02 PM (mxd0k)
I have spent ungodly amounts of time clearing brush with a machete, and I am afraid it has make me useless for using edged weapons for their right purpose.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2015 11:03 PM (t//F+)
Actually, I do not know that story."
During his last run, Santorum had to briefly suspend his campaign because his daughter needed to be hospitalized for a few days due to complications from her condition.
As you can imagine th oh so tolerant lefties were about as...compassionate as you would guess.
Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 11:03 PM (pspWL)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 11:03 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 10:59 PM
You have to pay for your own hookers and blow?
Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 11:03 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 11:03 PM (elbY7)
Horde? Let me know if I obey David Byrne and Stop Making Sense.
OK?
Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 11:03 PM (R+kbC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8hDw6mS2pI
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 10:57 PM (elbY7)
but who?
Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 11:03 PM (85ldL)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 10:50 PM (0O7c5)
FIFY
Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 11:03 PM (T1005)
Posted by: phoenixgirl
****
But if you did, what yogurt would you bring? /
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 11:04 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 11:04 PM (zOTsN)
My parents had 7 children. They died at 86 and 87, outliving all their children.
Do you mean your "grandparents
Unless you are a zombie.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 30, 2015 11:04 PM (8HGb7)
Posted by: eleven at May 30, 2015 11:04 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: HR at May 30, 2015 11:04 PM (rHXGG)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 30, 2015 11:04 PM (V70Uh)
Other forms of 'entertainment' in Vegas will have to be footed by each member of the Horde.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 11:04 PM (ojr4A)
They just put in a standard rider that they will not cover any damages
in the event of any misdemeanor or felony crime associated with
possession or use of the gun, or to someone injured by a gun while
engaged in a misdemeanor or felony. Very few people would be eligible
to collect anything.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 30, 2015 10:19 PM (b2cFu)
The whole idea is beyond stupid. First off, most gun crime is committed, get this, by criminals. Obeying that law or any other is not in their skill set. I'm willing to bet most gun crimes are committed by people who could not legally qualify to own or carry a gun, right?
Second point is the one you make, CC. "Gun liability" insurance would be a huge profit center for insurance companies, because any actual crime committed by an insured person would invalidate the policy, and the insurer would never have to pay out. They would only ever have to pay out on bona-fide accidental shootings, which are quite rare.
And the final point: for the reasons described above, law-abiding gun owners could probably get "gun liability insurance" so cheaply that it really wouldn't be much of a deterrence to law-abiding persons wishing to acquire a gun, any more than auto liability insurance (which can be quite costly) deters most of us from owning automobiles.
So it's at least a double fail. It would offer no help to victims of crime, its ostensible purpose, and it would not deter those "nasty right wingers" (i.e. us) from buying guns. It might enrich some insurance companies, but I suspect the biggest winner would be the NRA, which would undoubtedly gear up to provide cheap co-op insurance to members.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2015 10:59 PM
If the NRA offers it to members as part of their membership? I think the NRA (or GOA or SAF) would see a lot more members if they offer the required insurance as part of the membership package.
And if the NRA has the morals of AARP, they would be front and center shilling for this bill.
Posted by: rd at May 30, 2015 11:05 PM (u/eTl)
We don't need gun insurance.
We need lying shitweasel fascist politician insurance.
Upon further reflection... guns ARE lying shitweasel fascist politician insurance.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 30, 2015 11:05 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 11:03 PM (GEICT)
Every time I see vendettas name I think of making fiends.
Posted by: Lea at May 30, 2015 11:06 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 30, 2015 11:07 PM (8HGb7)
Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 11:07 PM (85ldL)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 30, 2015 11:07 PM (CxEX+)
SCIENCE!!
Actually, i don't care who wins.
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at May 30, 2015 11:02 PM (syGA0)
--I'm cheering for the Blackhawks, but if they do not win I'll have the consolation of not having to endure Baraka pretending to be a huge fan. Come to think of it, he probably secretly hates the sport, since he never played it and it's played mostly by palefaces.
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 11:08 PM (UkMc0)
Posted by: Robinson at May 30, 2015 11:08 PM (+exqw)
And still play teh music for the dancers.
Next gig is a winery unless we squeeze another one in the weekend before.
Posted by: teej at May 30, 2015 11:09 PM (qyZxC)
Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 11:09 PM (R+kbC)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 30, 2015 11:09 PM (V70Uh)
Scary news from Baltimore is that 44 tax increases in 8 years not withstanding, Marty O'Malley is probably the best Democrat candidate for President ( at this time ).
Posted by: Weirddave at May 30, 2015 11:09 PM (WvS3w)
Um, pass.
Posted by: Lea at May 30, 2015 11:09 PM (vmMMi)
Then how are you alive to write this?
I think it's some kind of riddle.
Like the song "I'm My Own Grandpa"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2015 11:10 PM (W5DcG)
Seriously, FUCK those people. So sick of them.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 10:43 PM (GEICT)
Dem on Dem action. Nevertheless, I hope the Patriot Guard riders show up in force.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2015 11:10 PM (mwzXN)
heheheh eh heh... "squeeze another one in"... heheheh
Posted by: beavis at May 30, 2015 11:10 PM (tBSrv)
And get your license scanned. That way the Feds will have it on your record.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 30, 2015 11:11 PM (V70Uh)
Oh the sunscreen thing is beyond stupid. Schools won't even let students put on sunscreen they brought from home. There was a case last year of a very pale girl coming home fried after field day because her teacher refused to let her reapply the sunscreen her mom had sent.
We're doomed.
Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 11:11 PM (pspWL)
Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 11:12 PM (R+kbC)
Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 11:12 PM (pspWL)
Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 11:13 PM (R+kbC)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 30, 2015 11:09 PM (WvS3w)
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Yeah, the local news channels were all trumpeting his candidacy. So are the Dems slowly disengaging from Hillary? And pushing a white male?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 11:13 PM (jR7Wy)
***
What??? Are they treating sunscreen like aspirin now? (We were not allowed to have aspirin in high school. Exactly no one followed this rule including the teachers. Teenage girls need a pain killer periodically folks)
Posted by: Lea at May 30, 2015 11:13 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Robinson at May 30, 2015 11:08 PM (+exqw)
No, you go to the pharmacy to get the ration card to buy the Hershey bar.
You get the Hershey bar at the federal building dispensary.
The ration has increased to 20 grams!
Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2015 11:13 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 11:12 PM (pspWL)
We can remove him for you.
For a price.
Posted by: Peter Venkman at May 30, 2015 11:14 PM (F9322)
Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 11:11 PM (pspWL)
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..... But they'll hand out birth control pills with nary a thought.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 30, 2015 11:14 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 11:14 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at May 30, 2015 11:15 PM (syGA0)
Posted by: Miracle Max at May 30, 2015 11:15 PM (bsaZN)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/selection-du-weekend-142-59.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 11:15 PM (ojr4A)
In fairness, she is pretty hawt.
Posted by: rickl at May 30, 2015 11:15 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 11:16 PM (UkMc0)
I can't believe how micromanaged our lives are.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 11:16 PM (jR7Wy)
Yep
"..... But they'll hand out birth control pills with nary a thought."
Yeah, I just read a story yesterday about schools putting in IUDs at school.
Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 11:17 PM (pspWL)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2015 11:13 PM (t//F+)
...and the beatings will continue until morale improves.
Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2015 11:17 PM (j7iSn)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 11:17 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 30, 2015 11:17 PM (Ea5iT)
Yes. Only the nurse can give your kid their inhaler and you better hope she's not busy.
It's ridiculous.
Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 11:18 PM (pspWL)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 11:18 PM (rHXGG)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 11:19 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 30, 2015 11:19 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 11:19 PM (T1005)
Speaking of Hillary! did that show Madam Secretary end up tanking?
Tea Leoni struggles to balance her crap show with her b level celebrity.
Posted by: eleven at May 30, 2015 11:20 PM (MDgS8)
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Bullshit. I don't think *any* state requires insurance to own a car,
and I am only aware of one state that requires insurance to register a
car. Moreover, there is a *very* large body of people driving without
insurance.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2015 10:52 PM (QyBQv)
Mike, you're caught in the semantics of "owning" vs "driving" a car. In Ohio, if you own a car, you are responsible for anyone who drives that car, ANYONE. If someone is driving YOUR car, you are responsible for any damages incurred. And if the CAR is not insured, and if any drives it, YOU are responsible for anything that happens with your car. If someone is drunk, drives your car, and injures or kills someone, YOU are just as responsible for any criminal charges, as well as being liable.
Posted by: Jose Jimenez (not yet priveleged with documentation) at May 30, 2015 11:20 PM (vBwD9)
Oh the sunscreen thing is beyond stupid. Schools won't even let students put on sunscreen they brought from home. There was a case last year of a very pale girl coming home fried after field day because her teacher refused to let her reapply the sunscreen her mom had sent.
We're doomed.
Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 11:11 PM (pspWL)
I told my wife that some schools consider sunscreen a medication and won't let students have it.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 30, 2015 11:20 PM (CxEX+)
Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2015 11:17 PM (j7iSn)
We are committed to being an Equal Opportunity, Affirmative Action Employer
Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2015 11:20 PM (t//F+)
I think this is beautiful! Boo!
Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 11:20 PM (85ldL)
Doomed. Doooooomed.
Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 11:20 PM (pspWL)
The law would had to have arrested the parents of every kid I knew back in the day over it.
We would be outside from sun up to sun down. The only time they saw us was on water breaks.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 11:21 PM (F0Cog)
For one thing, it's not that uncommon to be allergic to strawberries.
Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 11:21 PM (wc+9m)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 11:21 PM (0O7c5)
'ettes, you know the feeling of exhausted contentment you have when a social event involving much planning and cooking and preparation takes place and goes well and you can finally sit back with a drink and say, "That was fun and thank God it's over."
That's my feeling right now.
All I have to do now is find a dress for the wedding.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 30, 2015 11:21 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 30, 2015 11:22 PM (6H5fA)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 11:23 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 11:21 PM (F0Cog)
And if you weren't outside, you were shooed outside - or asked if you felt sick.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 30, 2015 11:23 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 11:24 PM (UkMc0)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 11:24 PM (vBwD9)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 11:21 PM (0O7c5)
They've never been camping. They have no clue what they're doing.
I think I could think of some sort of healthier s'more alt if I had to but it would not require refrigeration. Idiots. All of them. The essential part of the s'more is not the graham cracker.
Posted by: Lea at May 30, 2015 11:24 PM (vmMMi)
I think this is beautiful! Boo!
Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 11:20 PM (85ldL)
http://tinyurl.com/q7d3p8c
Boo!
Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 11:24 PM (85ldL)
Beau Biden died from Brain Cancer today.
Rest in Peace.
My condolences to VP Biden and his family.
I will not rant about his politics, or make bad jokes about Biden and brains tonight.
Drudge has it.
Posted by: rd at May 30, 2015 10:33 PM
joe
I do have sympathy for Joe and his family. My condolences.
Posted by: Farmer at May 30, 2015 11:24 PM (o/90i)
How is that not racist?
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 11:25 PM (rHXGG)
We seem to be pretty white, all in all."
It looks like Houston may be the most diverse city in the country.
Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 11:25 PM (pspWL)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 30, 2015 11:23 PM (+XMAD)
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And if you aren't sick, well there's plenty of work to be done in the house! ((screen door bangs as kid flees house))
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 11:25 PM (jR7Wy)
Bwahahahahaha!
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 11:25 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 11:25 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 11:25 PM (jR7Wy)
God how i love the sound of a slamming screen door.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 11:26 PM (0O7c5)
Next best thing? Full fat sheep's milk cheese.
Btw, my Trader Joe's carries an Israeli feta with a flavor profile that kicks my sorry butt!
I've spent a lot of time in Israel, and somehow I don't see those ewes spending their days on a verdant pasture year-round. Year-round grazing, and the resultant lipid profile of the butterfat, works really well in a place like Eire or Britain or NZ. (Prolly why we get verses like Ps 63,5.) So, if you're a health nut, which I am not, you will keep searching, like the mad Kinbote for his Onhava.
Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 11:26 PM (R+kbC)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 11:26 PM (NeFrd)
Doomed. Doooooomed.
Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 11:20 PM (pspWL)
What the hell do they do to the kids with Insulin pumps? Make them take it off during school.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 30, 2015 11:26 PM (CxEX+)
I would skip the graham cracker and Hershey's bar and eat toasted marshmallows all night...
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 11:27 PM (rHXGG)
Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 11:27 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 30, 2015 11:27 PM (oEcSd)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 11:28 PM (NeFrd)
DARE to say no to drugs, Patrick. Zero tolerance!
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 11:28 PM (rHXGG)
Posted by: Jose
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I was merely making the point that her opening statement, which underpins her argument, is patently false.
So far as liability, while civil suits might fly in all directions, the responsibility for liability insurance (at least in my state) lies with the operator. If you are stopped while driving someone else's car, and found to be without insurance, YOU will be charged, not the vehicle owner.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2015 11:28 PM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 11:28 PM (rHXGG)
Posted by: Garrett at May 30, 2015 11:28 PM (bsaZN)
Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 11:28 PM (85ldL)
F**k, yeah! Not dead yet!
Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 10:37 PM
Good for you Steve, rock on. I'm there in Oct. Be well and live good.
Posted by: Farmer at May 30, 2015 11:28 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands)
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Things have changed so much in not that long of a time.
Not for the better.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 11:28 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Robinson at May 30, 2015 11:29 PM (+exqw)
What, haven't you heard the theory of cracked windows?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 30, 2015 11:29 PM (+4uXG)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 11:29 PM (rHXGG)
Clyde? You didn't like Clyde?
I love those movies.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 11:29 PM (RoiEH)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 11:29 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Bill Cosby at May 30, 2015 11:30 PM (6H5fA)
DARE to say no to drugs, Patrick. Zero tolerance!
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 11:28 PM (rHXGG)
There was a story a couple years ago about a VP ripping an insulin pump off a student. "Thought it was a pager." Nevermind that the VP stormed over to the student in the cafeteria while yelling and proceeded to rip it off despite the student's protests and attempted explanation.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 11:30 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 11:25 PM (jR7Wy)
LOL! "If you're going to lounge around inside, vacuum the living room and dust!"
My mom didn't mind if I read a book, although she's say "why don't you read that in the hammock in the back yard and get some fresh air?" but she could not abide us watching TV on nice days. We watched some Saturday morning cartoons and then she'd shoo us outside.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 30, 2015 11:30 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: eleven at May 30, 2015 11:30 PM (MDgS8)
The word our "yogurt" is derived from does have the Turkish "yumashak gay", and sounds similarly, but the similarity is with the Russian "yurt".
Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 11:31 PM (R+kbC)
Last night I mentioned my blog here, and I got a lot of hits, so I think I'll keep mentioning it.
Posted by: Dave M at May 30, 2015 11:31 PM (T1Fev)
The S. China Sea construction is for the purpose of providing "international public services".
For example, those artillery batteries aren't really artillery - they're ice cream and lemonade stands for any sailors who get hungry or thirsty out there.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 30, 2015 11:31 PM (wZ2hu)
You can get desk-top centrifuges on Amazon for less than $150.
I never realized I wanted one of my own.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2015 11:31 PM (t//F+)
Okay, I meant "outdying" all their children, and the children who became adults. But my FIL backed his truck over his 2 year old daughter, on his farm.
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 11:32 PM (vBwD9)
"Clampdown" sounds as if it's a couple sizes too small.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2015 11:32 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken
****
That's partly how we get it to smell like that.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 11:32 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 11:32 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Garrett at May 30, 2015 11:32 PM (bsaZN)
Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 11:33 PM (pspWL)
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 30, 2015 11:33 PM (0RdKg)
Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 11:32 PM (cbfNE)
You can use them to spin down blood samples of patients infected with Ebola. Then stupidly open it up (because these may be the cheap centrifuges without the locking mechanism) while it's still running, break the samples, and spray blood everywhere.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 30, 2015 11:33 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 11:30 PM
If the kid was mine or someone I cared about, that VP would have been missing some personal parts.
It might take a few years, but it would happen.
Posted by: rd at May 30, 2015 11:34 PM (u/eTl)
I don't think it's a coincidence that so many wives of politicians are alcoholics.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2015 11:34 PM (d21//)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 11:34 PM (RoiEH)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 30, 2015 11:31 PM (wZ2hu)
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Those aren't sailors, they're fishermen, sir!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 11:35 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Berbal, gluuugle, yussef.
Posted by: Tipper at May 30, 2015 11:35 PM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 30, 2015 11:33 PM
Tell me about it.
Posted by: that guy from "Outbreak" at May 30, 2015 11:35 PM (tBSrv)
I'm thinking of that Japanese woman from "Audition".
Or in spare time, this person has an indoor pit and tells the hapless victim within to put the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 30, 2015 11:36 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: derit at May 30, 2015 11:36 PM (jT+gh)
I never realized I wanted one of my own.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2015 11:31 PM (t//F+)
Hot deal, after Iran tried 'em and found they wouldn't work for separating U238 and U235.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2015 11:36 PM (mwzXN)
I've been wearing a pedometer clipped to my pockets for work, and I do feel like people in the park are looking at me like I'm a drug dealer.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 11:37 PM (rHXGG)
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I believe Iran has converted entirely to subterfuges.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 11:37 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: eman at May 30, 2015 11:37 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 11:35 PM (jR7Wy)
You're right, we will not militarize the South China Sea (even though we could b/c it's been part of China forever). Because of that, there will be no sailors there ever, only "fishermen".
Posted by: Chi-Com Admiral Sun at May 30, 2015 11:37 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 11:37 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Tipper at May 30, 2015 11:38 PM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Hairspray has many uses.
Posted by: Happy Rockefeller at May 30, 2015 11:38 PM (u/eTl)
I learned how to change a diaper babysitting for a couple down the block when I was 12. I thought babysitting was a great gig - I got a buck an hour and chips and soda and the kids usually went to bed pretty early. I also learned how to be responsible for a smaller human being.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 30, 2015 11:38 PM (+XMAD)
Then she screamed, and my dad ran over and jumped into the lake [which is, indeed, quite shallow], waded out to the little girl whose dress I'd seen, and hauled her to shore. When we got there, she was not breathing -- and, as everyone fumbled around to try to drain her lungs and remember long-ago rescue-breathing lessons, she convulsed, de-glorped, and started breathing again.
By this time, her family -- which was 30-40 feet away, had shown up. I don't think they even took her to the hospital.
Ho lee cow. On that note I might have to go to bed.
Well, or get another drink.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 10:47 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Farmer at May 30, 2015 11:38 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Tipper at May 30, 2015 11:38 PM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 11:38 PM (ojr4A)
Posted by: eleven at May 30, 2015 11:38 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2015 11:39 PM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 30, 2015 11:39 PM (Wo9OY)
Creepy. We either dropped too many nukes on Japan or not enough.
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 30, 2015 11:33 PM (0RdKg)
You need to check out Handjob karaoke from Japan, where contestants have to sign a song while getting a handy. The one to sing the best wins.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 30, 2015 11:39 PM (CxEX+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mV5MYcG1DI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccy3u0iRGc4
Wild women of Wongo x2!
Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 11:39 PM (85ldL)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 11:37 PM
Pedometers are used to track sex offenders though, right?
Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 11:39 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: nerdygirl
I have my own clinic!
Posted by: Betty Ford at May 30, 2015 11:39 PM (u/eTl)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 30, 2015 11:40 PM (rwI+c)
They used to name their kids with the same names back in the day due to infant mortality.
Lose one John there's still two left.
Posted by: eleven at May 30, 2015 11:40 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 11:32 PM (cbfNE)
No idea. An ex-GF had one in the lab where she worked they used for spinning down proteins doing anti-body works. It was the size of a washing machine.
She wouldn't let me spin down green peas when I found out that you could separate out the flavor from the solids. Something about "contamination" and "USDA" and "firing"
Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2015 11:40 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 11:37 PM (NeFrd)
Yeah, they are all underground, now, aren't they?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2015 11:40 PM (mwzXN)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 11:41 PM (NeFrd)
Also, lots of gravestones of young women, many buried with their newborns.
Victorian "prudishness" has never been a mystery to me. No reliable means of birth control + a ruined life and reputation if you got preggers outside of wedlock + a good chance of dying during childbirth - jeez, really is it a wonder they kept their legs together?
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 30, 2015 11:42 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 11:43 PM (ojr4A)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 11:43 PM (GEICT)
Not just infants; it was rough until you got past puberty (and rough after). Occasionally you'll get a stone with 5-6 names, all died in different years and ages. Names carved on multiple sides of the marker because they originally bought it for one or two children, then kept burying siblings...
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 11:43 PM (rHXGG)
Posted by: nerdygirl
I loved rubbing alcohol and O.J. A great morning pick-me-up.
Posted by: Kitty Dukakis at May 30, 2015 11:44 PM (u/eTl)
where contestants have to sign a song while getting a handy. The one to
sing the best wins.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio"
No problem hitting those high notes there.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 30, 2015 11:44 PM (Wo9OY)
No acid, but I stopped at a local beer garden and the "Just tapped--Weihanstephaner Vitus!" sign didn't tell me spring bock has nearly twice the ABV of Weihanstephaner hefeweizen. Oops.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 11:44 PM (rHXGG)
Dealing Heather Crack, Oh, if I only had a functioning brain.
Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 11:44 PM (85ldL)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 11:45 PM (2XMpf)
where contestants have to sign a song while getting a handy. The one to
sing the best wins.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 30, 2015 11:39 PM (CxEX+)
That might be useful for hitting that difficult high note in Star Spangled Banner if the err, assistant grabbed the contestant's family jewels at the appropriate instant.
(denounces self)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2015 11:45 PM (mwzXN)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 11:44 PM (rHXGG)
Even in my own head I can't pretend to pronounce what you just said.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 11:45 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 30, 2015 11:38 PM (+XMAD)
This is why you see a lot of kids with Flat Head syndrome, (you will see kids wearing a Helmet) these kids get strapped in swings at day care and left there, strapped in car seats, and jogging strollers.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 30, 2015 11:45 PM (CxEX+)
Now you're really creeping me out, Anna. I could have lived a happy life without ever knowing about Kigurumi.
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 30, 2015 11:45 PM (0RdKg)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 11:45 PM (2XMpf)
Midsection. Typically around the waist.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 11:46 PM (GEICT)
F**k, yeah! Not dead yet!
At 62, you're still outdying me!
Happy birth (or successfully passing through your mother's vagina alive and your mother wanted you to live) day! (SPTYMVAAYMWYTL day?)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 11:46 PM (vBwD9)
Posted by: derit at May 30, 2015 11:47 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 11:47 PM (85ldL)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 11:47 PM (UkMc0)
Basically, "If you allow Cezanne to represent a third dimension on his two-dimensional canvas, then you must allow Landseer his gleam of loyalty in the spaniel's eye", and the chamfered wood edges in HR's photo oeuvre.
Posted by: A Fan at May 30, 2015 11:48 PM (R+kbC)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 11:48 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 11:48 PM (RoiEH)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 11:48 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 30, 2015 11:30 PM
Yep Donna, I was there, did that. Good to see you here, I'm off to bed and work tomorrow.
Let's hope it warms up after tomorrow!
Posted by: Farmer at May 30, 2015 11:49 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 11:49 PM (RoiEH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2015 11:49 PM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: nerdygirl
You'd drink too if you were married to an asshole like Ted Kennedy.
Posted by: Joan Bennett Kennedy at May 30, 2015 11:49 PM (u/eTl)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2015 11:31 PM (t//F+)
They make wonderful gifts for the young Twelver nuclear scientist on your Ramadan list!
Posted by: Marie Haaaarrrffff at May 30, 2015 11:49 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 11:50 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 11:47 PM
Have fun. I love that movie. Underrated fun dino flick. Yeah Leoni is annoying as fuck, but, her character is supposed to be. The opening 20 minutes or so is totally kickass.
Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 11:50 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 11:50 PM (NeFrd)
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Technically, the spinner. Darwin.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2015 11:50 PM (n6Nt0)
I'm pretty impressed I could still type Weihanstephaner at this stage.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 11:50 PM (rHXGG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2015 11:51 PM (W5DcG)
deaths.
I went to get pictures of my grandparents and great-parents grave a few years back. There was a large empty area near the entrance with no gravestones or markings. The caretaker told me those were infant graves.
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 11:51 PM (vBwD9)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 11:51 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: eleven at May 30, 2015 11:52 PM (MDgS8)
"Beat It"?
"You Are The Wind Beneath My Wings"?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 11:50 PM (NeFrd)
This one, of course:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HsyAnCz2hQ
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2015 11:52 PM (mwzXN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 11:53 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: RGallegos at May 30, 2015 11:53 PM (49Jfq)
Err...ah...make me a waitress sammich.
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at May 30, 2015 11:53 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Robinson at May 30, 2015 11:53 PM (+exqw)
In New York?
I learned more about the Revolutionary War there in one summer than in all of K-12.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 11:53 PM (rHXGG)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 11:54 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 11:54 PM (85ldL)
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at May 30, 2015 11:54 PM (Dwehj)
I loved rubbing alcohol and O.J. A great morning pick-me-up.
Posted by: Kitty Dukakis at May 30, 2015 11:44 PM (u/eTl)
NyQuil was my mother's drink of choice when the stores stopped selling beer. I always thought my mom was sick with the cold when I was a kid.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 30, 2015 11:55 PM (CxEX+)
Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 11:55 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 11:55 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 11:55 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 11:56 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 11:56 PM (tBSrv)
Not to mention head.
One grandmother told me I bore the marks of the forceps, and was not a pretty sight.
I was overdue. My predicted birthdate as the day Einstein died. Just saying.
Posted by: A Fan at May 30, 2015 11:56 PM (R+kbC)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 11:56 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 11:50 PM (tBSrv)
--Yeah, I've nothing against Leoni; it's the character that is annoying as fuck.
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 11:56 PM (UkMc0)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 30, 2015 11:57 PM (CxEX+)
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at May 30, 2015 11:57 PM (syGA0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2015 11:57 PM (W5DcG)
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Or maybe the epic jam "Inna Gadda Davida" if I'm allowed to recline and there's a pit crew for the handyin'.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 11:57 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 11:57 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2015 11:57 PM (n6Nt0)
For TPH and other brave souls, this should give one pause and nightmares greater than some Special Otherkin being elected President.
https://youtu.be/QTJqFU5Dstw
Yeah I got a horror story idea or two from this. *shudder*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 10:37 PM (ojr4A)
http://bit.ly/1FUF7My
Posted by: The Pyro-Hat at May 30, 2015 11:57 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2015 11:58 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: captain*arizona at May 30, 2015 11:56 PM (fMlDW)
Shouldn't you be grieving beau bidder's death or something? Idiot.
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 30, 2015 11:58 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at May 30, 2015 11:59 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 11:59 PM (85ldL)
One of these:
https://youtu.be/FUvxRjYqjEQ
https://youtu.be/saiaAlVx1E4
https://youtu.be/FG1NrQYXjLU
https://youtu.be/tpprOGsLWUo
Posted by: Country Singer at May 30, 2015 11:59 PM (nL0sw)
***
The Fucktards always tell you who they fear most.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 12:00 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:00 AM (RoiEH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2015 11:58 PM (W5DcG)
*****
Winner!
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 31, 2015 12:00 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:00 AM (OsWis)
They used to say, "The smoker you get the player you feel."
The BoyLove/Bacha Bazi equivalent is: "The RINO you is, the more boy you f**k".
Look at that fat felcher, Chris Christie. Him 'n' Bammie lovin' boys on the beach. Together.
Posted by: Steve White at May 31, 2015 12:00 AM (R+kbC)
Kevin Bacon makes a pretty good Marine.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 11:56 PM (OsWis)
GREAT MOVIE, it's just so sad and it's based on a true story.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 31, 2015 12:01 AM (CxEX+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:02 AM (RoiEH)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2015 12:02 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: rd at May 31, 2015 12:03 AM (u/eTl)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 12:03 AM (T1005)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 31, 2015 12:04 AM (vBwD9)
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 31, 2015 12:04 AM (UnJ7w)
Frankie Goes to Hollywood- Relax
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 31, 2015 12:04 AM (F0Cog)
I have a friend, who was an escort.
The care taken with the remains by the soldiers and other personnel at Dover really hit me in the feels.
Definitely need Kleenex at the ready.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:04 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Arson
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You reprinted the troll's entire comment. Making clean-up difficult.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2015 12:05 AM (n6Nt0)
Ian Dury & The Blockheads
Posted by: Y-not at May 31, 2015 12:05 AM (RWGcK)
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 31, 2015 12:04 AM (UnJ7w)
***
You quoted the Fucktard. Never quote full Fucktard.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 12:05 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:05 AM (OsWis)
Stranglehold
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 31, 2015 12:05 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:05 AM (RoiEH)
Oh, I thought it was my response. I'll be mindful in the future, thanks Mr. Hammer.
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 31, 2015 12:06 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 12:06 AM (UkMc0)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 31, 2015 12:07 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 31, 2015 12:07 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:07 AM (OsWis)
Stranglehold
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 31, 2015 12:05 AM (F0Cog)
The Buzzcocks' "Orgasm Addict"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Mi995ggFU
Posted by: The Hand-Baby's Hat at May 31, 2015 12:07 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2015 12:08 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: Robinson at May 31, 2015 12:08 AM (+exqw)
http://tinyurl.com/qc2yyz2
NSFW and its on YouTube and the Japanese censor it
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 31, 2015 12:08 AM (CxEX+)
Posted by: Arson
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S'ok. Many here have done the same thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2015 12:08 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 31, 2015 12:08 AM (XAFOu)
It sounds like bean-bag.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2015 12:08 AM (t//F+)
I need tee-pee for my bunghole!
Posted by: The Great Cornholio at May 31, 2015 12:08 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 31, 2015 12:09 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 31, 2015 12:09 AM (+4uXG)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:09 AM (RoiEH)
It sounds like bean-bag.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2015 12:08 AM (t//F+)
***
For the love of God, do NOT search that phrase. Pro Tip.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 12:10 AM (XrHO0)
It sounds like bean-bag.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2015 12:08 AM (t//F+)
Guess it's a regional name 'cause I guarantee it's the same. Toss beanbags onto or through a wooden deck.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 31, 2015 12:10 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 11:56 PM
Try to turn your brain off and enjoy the mayhem. Saw it at the movies and was awesome on the big screen and sound. Not as good or thought provoking as the first, but I appreciated the "Let's just get the fuck off off this island" basic plot. Plus, Sam Neil, William H. Macy, Tea Leoni, Michael Jeter and John Diehl. Just a fun, dino danger flick. I don't care about the stupid bits. It does it's job well.
Posted by: otho at May 31, 2015 12:10 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:10 AM (OsWis)
Orgasmatron
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 31, 2015 12:10 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 31, 2015 12:07 AM (XAFOu)
Are you threatening me?
Posted by: Cornholio at May 31, 2015 12:11 AM (UkMc0)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:11 AM (RoiEH)
Posted by: Steve White at May 31, 2015 12:12 AM (R+kbC)
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 31, 2015 12:12 AM (0RdKg)
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Unbelievable, I know.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:09 AM (RoiEH
Sad, sad existence.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 31, 2015 12:12 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:10 AM
That makes sense. It's rare to see trolls here.
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 31, 2015 12:12 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:13 AM (RoiEH)
Uh, corn-hole is more than bean-bags.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:11 AM (RoiEH)
I don't do either...just in case someone's confused.
Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2015 12:13 AM (j7iSn)
Posted by: CDR M at May 31, 2015 12:14 AM (TWXpK)
Jn 8,32
Posted by: Steve White at May 31, 2015 12:14 AM (R+kbC)
Since Rush dimed Ace out, there's been a slight increase in trolling activity.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:10 AM (OsWis)
This one has been around for a bit though, hasn't it? Or were there multiple ones upthread?
Any increase in quality or is it the same tired shit?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 31, 2015 12:14 AM (XAFOu)
*looks at "captain"*arizona*
Were you upset that Phoenix did not go all Ok Corral the other evening?
All those ARs and shotguns and handguns strapped to hips...
Did you hide under your bed?
You're among friends.
You can tell us.
Really.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:14 AM (OsWis)
Try to turn your brain off and enjoy the mayhem. Saw it at the movies and was awesome on the big screen and sound. Not as good or thought provoking as the first, but I appreciated the "Let's just get the fuck off off this island" basic plot. Plus, Sam Neil, William H. Macy, Tea Leoni, Michael Jeter and John Diehl. Just a fun, dino danger flick. I don't care about the stupid bits. It does it's job well.
Posted by: otho at May 31, 2015 12:10 AM (tBSrv)
--Okay, so they have the dino eggs now. I would go Rikki-Tikki-Tavi on them if I ran into the raptors again.
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 12:15 AM (UkMc0)
Oh, everyone's constantly confused around these parts. As you know.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:15 AM (RoiEH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 31, 2015 12:15 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:11 AM (RoiEH)
I don't do either...just in case someone's confused.
Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2015 12:13 AM (j7iSn)
The bean bag was being a slut and was asking for it...
Posted by: Florida Man at May 31, 2015 12:15 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:11 AM (RoiEH)
I don't do either...just in case someone's confused.
Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2015 12:13 AM (j7iSn)
The bean bag was being a slut and was asking for it...
Posted by: Florida Man at May 31, 2015 12:15 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 31, 2015 12:16 AM (w5PSP)
Posted by: TB3K at May 31, 2015 12:16 AM (TWXpK)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:17 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 31, 2015 12:15 AM (W5DcG)
FIFY
Posted by: The Pinto Hat at May 31, 2015 12:17 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: CDR
****
Great song from the movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDR1tNvMoRo
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 31, 2015 12:17 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Randle McMurphy at May 31, 2015 12:17 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 31, 2015 12:17 AM (rHXGG)
Maybe he is. What of it?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:13 AM (RoiEH)
--This: https://youtu.be/2H2VLCkoZKY
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 12:18 AM (UkMc0)
The rouge and the short-shorts. Acting all friendly.
Yeah, I get ya.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:18 AM (RoiEH)
Posted by: TB3K at May 31, 2015 12:18 AM (TWXpK)
Posted by: Tina in shipping with a baritone voice at May 31, 2015 12:19 AM (Q819Q)
It is uniquely Colombian sport that involves getting hammered on cheap beer, throwing rocks, and at times explosives are involved.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2015 12:19 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: Randle McMurphy at May 31, 2015 12:20 AM (n6Nt0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDR1tNvMoRo
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 31, 2015 12:17 AM (F0Cog)
Oh thank you! That song was outstanding.
Posted by: CDR M at May 31, 2015 12:20 AM (TWXpK)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:21 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 12:21 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Robinson at May 31, 2015 12:21 AM (+exqw)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 31, 2015 12:21 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at May 31, 2015 12:21 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:21 AM (RoiEH)
Happy "Brrrrrt" Day!
Posted by: Steve White at May 31, 2015 12:22 AM (R+kbC)
Yea, that always pisses me off too, but I forget it's there until the payment is due and the late charge would be more. I usually pay 3-4 months at a time when this happens, just to minimize the per payment impact. Pays off the bike faster too.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 31, 2015 12:22 AM (4MRvZ)
Song for Tea Leone - Legs (ZZ Top)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 31, 2015 12:16 AM (w5PSP)
You can just stop. I'll punch Duchovney in the face.
Posted by: Tina in shipping with a baritone voice at May 31, 2015 12:23 AM (Q819Q)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 31, 2015 12:23 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:23 AM (OsWis)
Good movie, just straight action even if Keanu Reeves is the star.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 31, 2015 12:23 AM (CxEX+)
Posted by: Garrett at May 31, 2015 12:24 AM (bsaZN)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 31, 2015 12:24 AM (l3vZN)
"There is a house in New Orleans.
And they call it 'You'll not Arise, Son..'."
Posted by: derit at May 31, 2015 12:24 AM (jT+gh)
Posted by: CDR M at May 31, 2015 12:24 AM (TWXpK)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 31, 2015 12:25 AM (+4uXG)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:25 AM (OsWis)
http://tinyurl.com/oyutcp5
Posted by: Country Singer at May 31, 2015 12:25 AM (nL0sw)
It is uniquely Colombian sport that involves getting hammered on cheap beer, throwing rocks, and at times explosives are involved.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2015 12:19 AM (t//F+)
It all began with the simple phrase....
mantener mi cerveza y ver esta
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 31, 2015 12:25 AM (XAFOu)
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I understand there are a few Harleys available cheap in Waco. Nothing wrong with 'em that a little Bondo can't patch up.
Posted by: Randle McMurphy at May 31, 2015 12:25 AM (n6Nt0)
hammered on cheap beer, throwing rocks, and at times explosives are
involved.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2015 12:19 AM (t//F+)
The national sport of Peruvia, on the other hand, is a two-man rush on a three-hole outhouse. c*a always loses, and can't understand why
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2015 12:26 AM (mwzXN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:26 AM (RoiEH)
Posted by: Thunderb at May 31, 2015 12:26 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 31, 2015 12:28 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 31, 2015 12:28 AM (TF10X)
Posted by: Thunderb at May 31, 2015 12:26 AM (zOTsN)
Volleyball scene FTW!
Posted by: Colonel*Californie at May 31, 2015 12:29 AM (XAFOu)
I don't remember any of it taking place in Florida...
Posted by: Country Singer at May 31, 2015 12:29 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 12:29 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 12:30 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Zombie Isadora Duncan at May 31, 2015 12:30 AM (85ldL)
Those snow capped peaks were awesome. Too bad Florida doesn't have them anymore.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:30 AM (RoiEH)
Sorry, that always happens when I post.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 12:31 AM (UVfht)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/p7llg9r
Posted by: Steve White at May 31, 2015 12:31 AM (R+kbC)
Posted by: Jerry Jones at May 31, 2015 12:32 AM (UkMc0)
is it safe?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 31, 2015 12:28 AM (TF10X)
yes it's safe, very safe, so safe you wouldn't believe it.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2015 12:32 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: Zombie Isadora Duncan at May 31, 2015 12:32 AM (85ldL)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 31, 2015 12:32 AM (XAFOu)
http://tinyurl.com/oyutcp5
Posted by: Country Singer at May 31, 2015 12:25 AM (nL0sw)
From the article :
GoodGopher will also selectively spider selected international
news sites that have a reputation for fearless reporting on world
events, such as RT (Russia Today), Der Spiegel and Al Jazeera.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 31, 2015 12:32 AM (W5DcG)
Sorry, that always happens when I post.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 12:31 AM (UVfht)
Go to Juniper and try to refuckulate it.
Posted by: Ricky at May 31, 2015 12:33 AM (UkMc0)
The strange thing that gets me watching an A-10 demo is the tail dump. It's like the pilot made a mistake.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:33 AM (RoiEH)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 31, 2015 12:34 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 12:34 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:35 AM (RoiEH)
Posted by: Peter Gabriel at May 31, 2015 12:35 AM (Dr58V)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at May 31, 2015 12:35 AM (U6f54)
Posted by: Zombie Isadora Duncan at May 31, 2015 12:30 AM (85ldL)
Try rebooting the interociter. Sometimes there is a discontinuation of the flow-simulation function when it shifts modes.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2015 12:36 AM (t//F+)
I don't want a pickle,
I just wanna ride on my motor sickle.
And I don't wanna die,
I just want to ride on my motor bike.
Posted by: Zombie Isadora Duncan at May 31, 2015 12:39 AM (85ldL)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 31, 2015 12:39 AM (w5PSP)
I'm waiting for the burning times to score a M1A2 Abrams.
It was real nice for the US govt to teach me how to operate and fix Brads, Abrams, and Paladins, not to mention to fix small arms fire control systems.
Thanks America!
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:41 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2015 12:41 AM (elbY7)
I just wanna ride on my motor sickle.
Insteeeeeeeeead I bought bubblegum.
http://is.gd/BCDwCJ
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 31, 2015 12:41 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:41 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 31, 2015 12:41 AM (rHXGG)
Brads, Abrams, and Paladins, not to mention to fix small arms fire
control systems.
If I lived in Texas, I'd want to carpool with you.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 12:42 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Hat's so glad at May 31, 2015 12:42 AM (7YlUk)
As it turns out, the internet is most vulnerable near its ends. If you have a tainted computer hooked to router A, all of the other computers hooked to router A are at risk. If you have router B hooked to router A, the computers at router B are under substantially less risk.
So if you get infected, your brothers and sisters are doomed, but your aunts and nephews may escape.
The relationships are "hard-coded" by the physical configuration of the routers. You plug router A into any of router B's output ports, then any computers in router A's outputs just became nephews to anyone on router B. You move the cable from routerB's outputs to router C, now A's outputs are nephew to anyone on C.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 12:42 AM (T1005)
anybody watching this new NBC "limited series" Aquarius, about the early hunt for Manson?
Just saw a bit of it on the DVR. Dark but not bad IMHO.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2015 12:42 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:42 AM (OsWis)
What's with the "Sir" bizness?
Been on 70. Not much on 54. White Sands area is a good trip. Make sure to go up in the Sacramentos east of there. They are great. Cloudcroft will steal you away.
I'd say take 70. Just me.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:44 AM (RoiEH)
Hoping for the burning times just to score a tank.
But come on...y'all would do the same.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:44 AM (OsWis)
Tex., you have any opinion on US 70 or US 54 from W. Texas to White
Sands. thank you Sir.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 31, 2015 12:34 AM (l3vZN)
Be sure you don't get that confused with I-70, or you end up in some real nasty places.
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 31, 2015 12:44 AM (w5PSP)
GoodGopher will also selectively spider selected international
news sites that have a reputation for fearless reporting on world
events, such as RT (Russia Today), Der Spiegel and Al Jazeera.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 31, 2015 12:32 AM (W5DcG)
Looks like a den of health quacks and anti-vaxxers. And anti-GMO cranks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2015 12:44 AM (mwzXN)
Posted by: Curt Henderson at May 31, 2015 12:45 AM (TF10X)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:45 AM (OsWis)
Get a used Pontiac Aztek, paint it camo and install a turret. Just as ugly, probably close to as lethal.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2015 12:45 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:46 AM (OsWis)
Repeat.
A TANK with a JET engine.
And multiple targeting systems.
I want.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:47 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 31, 2015 12:47 AM (l3vZN)
And another daydream dies in horrible flaming wreckage.
And stocking up.
Who isn't?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 12:48 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2015 12:45 AM (elbY7)
--I heard there's one on the market in New Mexico. Belonged to a deceased meth kingpin.
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 12:48 AM (UkMc0)
POTUS is switching over the entire tank fleet to solar and vegetable oil.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2015 12:48 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Zombie Isadora Duncan at May 31, 2015 12:48 AM (85ldL)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:49 AM (OsWis)
I'm now attending school and working from home online.
And stocking up.
Posted by: SMFH
You seem like a smart cookie. You'll do well!
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 31, 2015 12:49 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2015 12:48 AM (elbY7)
Wind powered!
Posted by: Green cronies at May 31, 2015 12:49 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2015 12:49 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:50 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 31, 2015 12:50 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: derit at May 31, 2015 12:50 AM (jT+gh)
Well, lance me for a tiger, Is that true!?
I might have to have a celebratory drink.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 31, 2015 12:51 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 12:51 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:51 AM (OsWis)
We're gonna spend 40 years figuring this one out...
Posted by: Zombie Isadora Duncan at May 31, 2015 12:52 AM (85ldL)
Still figuring that shit out.
Must be his wit, charm, and good looks.
Or you thought his dog was cute.
His gain, either way.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 12:52 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:52 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 31, 2015 12:53 AM (w5PSP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2015 12:53 AM (mwzXN)
That is hard to believe. 54 might work.
Another epic road trip in the offing?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:53 AM (RoiEH)
Posted by: Randle McMurphy at May 31, 2015 12:53 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:45 AM (OsWis)
Let me know if you want tips!
Posted by: Country Singer at May 31, 2015 12:54 AM (nL0sw)
He didn't know me from Adam and offered to drop everything and give me a hand with it. I never forgot that.
He is a true Moron!
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 31, 2015 12:54 AM (l3vZN)
Somehow, chi was able to snag me.
Still figuring that shit out.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:49 AM (OsWis)
He's a helluva good guy, so there's a natural relationship.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 12:54 AM (T1005)
I'm now attending school and working from home online.
And stocking up.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:45 AM (OsWis)
So you're the braggart in every Disqus thread!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 31, 2015 12:55 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 12:51 AM (T1005)
...to freedom?
http://bit.ly/1QoHhrg
Posted by: Hat o Freedom at May 31, 2015 12:55 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: isyerclititchin at May 31, 2015 12:55 AM (85ldL)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 12:55 AM (UkMc0)
That is so wrong. Damn funny, though.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 12:56 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 31, 2015 12:56 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:56 AM (RoiEH)
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Which reminds me. While walking the dog this evening, we found a dead baby possum. Sad. Adolescent, I suppose, probably would have weighed around a pound.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2015 12:56 AM (n6Nt0)
I have all my Army FMs as far as survival prep is concerned.
Iraq was kind of a crash course in 2003.
Protip: E-tools are a must.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:57 AM (OsWis)
It is my son's graduation present. He has finished college and is applying for police jobs. Great timing, eh?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 31, 2015 12:57 AM (l3vZN)
Pierre Sprey wanted the ground attack aircraft to be able to come home on a wing and a prayer. The A-10 may be the only airframe in harm's way that can do that today. The pilot is protected by a titanium tub, and anyone with any knowledge of fluid dynamics can see the survivability of this bird.
They saw the future that did not require Lincoln-esque draftees.
(Btw, on what metrics was the Civil War worth it? None? Less than none? We're still effing paying for it?)
If your ass's pos is receiving 7.62x39 incoming, and your ROE prevents you from doing what you must (Commie-Fag-Junkies in), do you want a bird capable, even dominant, in the CAS role?
Fuck, yeah.
Fuck n e 1 who say, "No".
Posted by: Steve White at May 31, 2015 12:58 AM (R+kbC)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 12:56 AM (UVfht)
I don't think she was at the wheel on the fatal day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2015 12:58 AM (mwzXN)
Posted by: Patrick
----------------
Officers: "WTF is WRONG with you?!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2015 12:58 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:58 AM (OsWis)
Tell us everything.
Posted by: The Enquirer at May 31, 2015 12:58 AM (85ldL)
oil.
Only two problems. In the arctic (closest point to Russia) vegetable oils turn to jello, and there's not much sun, even in the six-month "solar season".
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 31, 2015 12:58 AM (w5PSP)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:59 AM (OsWis)
Biden lost his first wife and a daughter to a drunk driver. Now a son to brain cancer.
Each of those events are horrible in and of themselves.
Honestly, I'd probably crawl into a bottle after the first one.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 10:51 PM (GEICT)
wrong the driver wasnt drunk he sued but iirc he died before suit went through biden used dui as a way to get sympathy vote
Posted by: jimmytheclaw at May 31, 2015 12:59 AM (SmC4z)
Posted by: Alberta
-----------
I think not. An Amilcar
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2015 12:59 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 31, 2015 12:59 AM (0O7c5)
603 Ah, we have romance.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:56 AM (RoiEH)
I told you I DON'T LIKE ROSES!!!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 31, 2015 12:59 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2015 01:00 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
----------------------------
You can say that again.
I do. Every day.
Still don't know how - I think she must be really desperate.
I'll join you for that drink, Jinx.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 31, 2015 01:00 AM (Hz2MQ)
Posted by: bergerbilder
****
I have noticed Pop SCi and Pop Mech were fairly left wing, but that is even worse than I thought.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 31, 2015 01:01 AM (F0Cog)
Fuck the Mojave Desert.
Seriously.
Only the Army would be all, "We need an Army base in the MOJAVE FUCKING DESERT!"
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:01 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: bergerbilder
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I did not know that. I learn something every day.
Posted by: Barky at May 31, 2015 01:01 AM (n6Nt0)
evening, we found a dead baby possum. Sad. Adolescent, I suppose,
probably would have weighed around a pound.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2015 12:56 AM (n6Nt0)
I met a couple in Washington State who had a pet possum. Cute little beggar it was, too. Rode on the guy's shoulder like a parrot. His wife rescued it from the pouch of a road-killed mama possum, and bottle-fed it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2015 01:01 AM (mwzXN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:01 AM (OsWis)
none? We're still effing paying for it?)
Well, who was it that couldn't pick their own damn cotton?
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 31, 2015 01:02 AM (w5PSP)
Posted by: Country Singer at May 31, 2015 01:02 AM (nL0sw)
Another one I can't resist. Like Roadhouse or Raising Arizona.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 31, 2015 01:03 AM (Hz2MQ)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 31, 2015 01:03 AM (l3vZN)
Thought that was the whole idea. Less time in the latrine, more time on the front line.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2015 01:03 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2015 01:04 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Alberta
-----------------
Yeah. I have nothing for/against possums, they're just doing what possums do. I was sorry to see it.
Posted by: Barky at May 31, 2015 01:04 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2015 01:04 AM (mwzXN)
And armamment for hunting purposes.
So much wild boar, I'm going to be ass deep in bacon.
Unless radiation fallout.
Then it's MREs and canned goods.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:04 AM (OsWis)
http://tinyurl.com/ognujom
Posted by: keena at May 31, 2015 01:04 AM (RiTnx)
I didn't send you any roses, sum bitch.
Maybe it was one of your boyfriends.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 01:04 AM (RoiEH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2015 01:05 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:05 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Cliff C. at May 31, 2015 01:05 AM (Aj+2K)
Posted by: derit at May 31, 2015 01:05 AM (jT+gh)
624 ((((chi))))
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:01 AM (OsWis)
Awwwwwwww.
seriously, awesome if it works. Happened before'(LGF)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 31, 2015 01:06 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:06 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 31, 2015 01:06 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at May 31, 2015 01:06 AM (syGA0)
Thought I might pop in to see what condition your condition was in.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 01:07 AM (85ldL)
Chi, near Norfolk.
Nukes start flying...
Well, both places are still targeted by the Ruskies.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:07 AM (OsWis)
H2O was the next question, lol. That's the subject of my inaugural, but never going to happen, prepping post that wrote and offered to Ace.
Come to think of it, I'll just post it on my blog.
Posted by: Country Singer at May 31, 2015 01:07 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2015 01:07 AM (n6Nt0)
none? We're still effing paying for it?)
Well, who was it that couldn't pick their own damn cotton?
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 31, 2015 01:02 AM (w5PSP)
--No! NO!! Please, no more Civil War flame wars!
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 01:07 AM (UkMc0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2015 01:07 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:08 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 01:08 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 01:08 AM (RoiEH)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
----------------------------
You can say that again.
I do. Every day.
Still don't know how - I think she must be really desperate.
I'll join you for that drink, Jinx.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 31, 2015 01:00 AM (Hz2MQ)
I don't think she's desperate in the least. [And here's where some loathesome slimeball who has my personal information could doxx me and try to get me into trouble with my family.] I might have been happier if my sister had married a man like you rather than the guy she did.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 01:09 AM (T1005)
Did you see the pic I posted last week?
My pup caught himself a possum last week. I heard the crunch (neck? Skull), then he played with it in the backyard for a while.
Strutted around all day with his chest all puffed out. Hilarious.
Then, a day or two ago, I found a mouse in the hallway.
For a little dog, he's turned into quite the badass hunter.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 31, 2015 01:09 AM (Hz2MQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 01:04 AM (RoiEH)
Don't be mad they chose me.
(Seriously though, just fucking around. You seem to be on edge tonight. All friends here)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 31, 2015 01:09 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:10 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 01:10 AM (85ldL)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:11 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 31, 2015 01:12 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 31, 2015 12:25 AM (+4uXG)
They're similar but different. Cornhole bags are bigger. The scoring system is different. And the board for cornhole is longer than it is wide
Posted by: Buzzion at May 31, 2015 01:12 AM (k4bMW)
A friend of mine's kid goes to Georgetown and has seen him at Mass on weekdays. I think I know what he was praying for.
Posted by: PJ at May 31, 2015 01:12 AM (cHuNI)
Posted by: otho at May 31, 2015 01:12 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2015 01:13 AM (n6Nt0)
AOP,
MREs now are actually pretty good.
The jalapeno cheese is money.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:06 AM (OsWis)
Yeah, I've bought some at surplus stores. No worse than canned stew or Chef Boyardee. I was just riffing on the meme.
I remember, back when I was maybe 10 or so, getting some WWII tinned hardtack biscuits. Man! Those things were about 5 inches in diameter, and half inch thick, and you could have stuffed a vest with them and used it as body armor. A hammer wouldn't bust them. If I remember right, they came packed in a compartment on a 12-man round inflatable life raft my father got, and used as a swimming pool for us kids.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2015 01:13 AM (mwzXN)
We'll talk later, sweetie.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:10 AM (OsWis)
D'oh. Enjoying the taste of that shoe-leather there?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 31, 2015 01:13 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 31, 2015 01:13 AM (w5PSP)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 31, 2015 01:14 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:14 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 31, 2015 01:14 AM (/2KMt)
659 Am I in time?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 31, 2015 01:12 AM (/2KMt)
oh hell, yeah, banhammerings plus a barrel of monkeys to fuck.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 01:15 AM (85ldL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2015 01:15 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 31, 2015 12:25 AM (+4uXG)
They're similar but different. Cornhole bags are bigger. The scoring system is different. And the board for cornhole is longer than it is wide
Posted by: Buzzion at May 31, 2015 01:12 AM (k4bMW)
Wait... there is a non pervy definition of "cornholing"???
Posted by: I like corm at May 31, 2015 01:15 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 01:15 AM (85ldL)
Oh...I see...
Well, you go on ahead then, don't wait for me.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 31, 2015 01:16 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:16 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 31, 2015 01:16 AM (/2KMt)
And it's not a monkey.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:16 AM (OsWis)
Speciesist!
Posted by: The monkey at May 31, 2015 01:16 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 01:17 AM (85ldL)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:18 AM (OsWis)
tinned hardtack biscuits. Man! Those things were about 5 inches in
diameter, and half inch thick, and you could have stuffed a vest with
them and used it as body armor. A hammer wouldn't bust them. If I
remember right, they came packed in a compartment on a 12-man
round inflatable life raft my father got, and used as a swimming pool
for us kids.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2015 01:13 AM (mwzXN)
The Romans conquers the then-known world with hard tack. Of course, they conscripted the soldiers while they still had teeth
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 31, 2015 01:18 AM (w5PSP)
Time to finish Predator:'Dark Ages'
Have a great Sunday.l
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 31, 2015 01:19 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 01:19 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 31, 2015 01:20 AM (C8x6r)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 01:21 AM (UVfht)
And it's not a monkey.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:16 AM (OsWis)
What a coincidence. We're only interested in fucking the chicken.
Posted by: Teh GOP at May 31, 2015 01:22 AM (UkMc0)
I tasted C-rats in 1987.
No thanks.
T-rats were bad enough.
Green eggs and ham indeed.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:22 AM (OsWis)
And with that, I'm off to bed. Four hour drive to my uncle's funeral tomorrow.
Posted by: Country Singer at May 31, 2015 01:22 AM (nL0sw)
The chicken may still be available.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 01:21 AM (UVfht)
I prefer penguins...
http://bit.ly/1Jb0pIh
Posted by: The seal at May 31, 2015 01:22 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter
----------------------------
Nah. She doesn't scare me. Intimidate? Yes. But I ain't skeered.
And thank you, cooth. You're a real mensch yourself.
As a kid, I used to LOVE raiding my Dad's c-ration supply. Those little green cans with the P-38 attached to 'em...
ah, memories.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 31, 2015 01:22 AM (Hz2MQ)
Too much lead in the can seals. (really).
You can se the effects on any large city street, or Hollywood movie.
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 31, 2015 01:22 AM (w5PSP)
Too much lead in the can seals. (really).
You can see the effects on any large city street, or Hollywood movie.
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 31, 2015 01:23 AM (w5PSP)
Posted by: Peter Gabriel at May 31, 2015 01:23 AM (UkMc0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:23 AM (OsWis)
Ira is not kenny
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 01:17 AM (85ldL)
Curiously enough, there's a not-Kenny, a Kenny Rogers impersonator (tribute, heh) playing at the community hall in town, right now. Why would I pay good money to go see some nobody pretend to be a singer that I'm pretty indifferent to? Of course, Elvis impersonators are a phenomenon in their own right.
And then there's Bobby Lounge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9FVHZUP0wc
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2015 01:26 AM (mwzXN)
Posted by: otho at May 31, 2015 01:26 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 01:26 AM (85ldL)
And here's a look at rations of today from around the world: http://tinyurl.com/oyesej8
Ok, I'm out!
Posted by: Country Singer at May 31, 2015 01:26 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Robinson at May 31, 2015 01:26 AM (+exqw)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 31, 2015 01:26 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 01:19 AM (3F6F
*snicker*
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 01:26 AM (T1005)
Is that the foul mouthed lounge singer?
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 31, 2015 01:27 AM (C8x6r)
Posted by: Robinson at May 31, 2015 01:28 AM (+exqw)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:28 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 01:30 AM (85ldL)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 01:30 AM (T1005)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2015 01:30 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 31, 2015 01:31 AM (/2KMt)
I see that the C and U outlaw band has infiltrated. Heighten your awareness!
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 01:32 AM (85ldL)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter
----------------------------
You could always get a side job modeling skirts for the JC Penney catalog. Maybe retire early?
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 31, 2015 01:32 AM (Hz2MQ)
Posted by: Robinson at May 31, 2015 01:28 AM (+exqw)
No, the Lockheed one.
http://tinyurl.com/qhl8r2p
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 31, 2015 01:33 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 31, 2015 01:27 AM (C8x6r)
Not foul-mouthed, that I can recall. More of a parody of a lounge singer. Pretty funny.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2015 01:33 AM (mwzXN)
*snicker*
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 01:30 AM (85ldL)
****
And how could this discourse possibly concern you, Ira? Please, be specific.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 01:33 AM (cIoI4)
Hey, hat, you up?
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 01:33 AM (85ldL)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 31, 2015 01:32 AM (Hz2MQ)
Hey, and you could be a comedian. ,,I,,
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 31, 2015 01:33 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 01:34 AM (UkMc0)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 31, 2015 01:34 AM (Hz2MQ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:35 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 01:34 AM (UkMc0)
THANK THE LORD!
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 01:38 AM (85ldL)
Posted by: Robinson at May 31, 2015 01:38 AM (+exqw)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 01:40 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 01:33 AM (85ldL)
Why, are you selling viagra?
Posted by: The NO Hat at May 31, 2015 01:41 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 01:40 AM (cIoI4)
--A passage from the gospel according to Ace about a troll after being cast out returning with six more like it comes to mind.
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 01:42 AM (UkMc0)
719 You lose a lame troll, a better one comes along and mingles. Such is the way of this place.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 01:40 AM (cIoI4)
So wise, this one thinks himself!
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 01:43 AM (85ldL)
Then again, he is the ultimate cutie. Yes, I'm going to brag.
https://tinyurl.com/ng796p8
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:45 AM (OsWis)
"I now know why you manspread, but it is something I can never do. "
Posted by: Lena Dunhams Uncircumcised Vulva at May 31, 2015 01:45 AM (Es+0A)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 31, 2015 01:45 AM (C8x6r)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 01:46 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 01:42 AM (UkMc0)
***
True dat. I was referring to one who exhibits signs of Multiple Personality Disorder that still mingles on some threads, for example the ONT.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 01:46 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 01:47 AM (UVfht)
Why, are you selling viagra?
Posted by: The NO Hat at May 31, 2015 01:41 AM (7YlUk)
yuk, yuk, no.
The uber embedded trolls are really 'knockin me out. and I needed a little upliftin' I'll just go to sleep if they really get nasty, but you know how 'these' people can be.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 01:48 AM (85ldL)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 01:46 AM (XrHO0)
I take that as a challenge...
Posted by: The Hat of Infinite Socks at May 31, 2015 01:48 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 01:43 AM (85ldL)
***
Naahhh...the poster I was referring to just makes it too easy. There is an open question for you above. Might you care to respond?
*Puts chin on hand, waits*
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 01:49 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 01:51 AM (T1005)
Yeah, well I generally just hang up when I get that sort of crap on the phone
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 01:51 AM (85ldL)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 01:34 AM
(UkMc0)
From histrory, it was more effectivent to blind everone, and leave one person with one eye to lead them back to their homelands. It didn' do much for morale for the conquered army, or the people waiting for their shipping-out orders
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 31, 2015 01:52 AM (w5PSP)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 31, 2015 01:52 AM (C8x6r)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 31, 2015 01:52 AM (w5PSP)
Word.
Give credit where credit is due.
Posted by: Basil II Bulgarslayer at May 31, 2015 01:53 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 01:56 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 01:51 AM (T1005)
--Yeah, the burritos were good, but I got the shits something fierce.
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 01:56 AM (UkMc0)
Result? Handbabies on its part.
How hilarious is that? What a Fucktard.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 01:57 AM (XrHO0)
*hold music while thinkers think*
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 01:57 AM (85ldL)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 31, 2015 01:59 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 31, 2015 01:59 AM (2XMpf)
Depends... what's the minimum beard length?
Posted by: The beard-stroking Hat at May 31, 2015 02:00 AM (7YlUk)
Got a computer that I need to put a new hard-drive in, and I'm tempted to try out a new flavor of Linux.
Any recommendations?
Posted by: The OS Hat at May 31, 2015 02:01 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子~です at May 31, 2015 02:02 AM (7YlUk)
Should I tell the whole story?
It gets a bit dull at parts because I am no story teller and do not have PH's way with words.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 31, 2015 02:02 AM (C8x6r)
Got a computer that I need to put a new hard-drive in, and I'm tempted to try out a new flavor of Linux.
Any recommendations?
As always, what are you planning on doing with it?
General purpose: Mint.
Docker host: CentOS or CoreOS.
Web server: CentOS or Ubuntu
SAP: SuSE or RHEL
It goes on and on and on and on...
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 02:03 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:03 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 02:04 AM (85ldL)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:05 AM (OsWis)
It gets a bit dull at parts because I am no story teller and do not have PH's way with words.
No worries.
Tell it if you feel the need, 'cause we all like a story.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 02:05 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2015 02:05 AM (mwzXN)
Posted by: Sheldon at May 31, 2015 02:06 AM (FlRtG)
It is just a damn shame for them that they don't have the smarts or talent to follow through.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 02:06 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:06 AM (OsWis)
Result? Handbabies on its part.
How hilarious is that? What a Fucktard.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May, 2015 01:57 AM (XrHO0)
This whole exploit started with Terms of Service violations -- which made the squeals of "felonies, felonies, felonies" hilarious when the guy was ID'd. In response, dropped Malware (which IS more serious). Latest, suborned a router (not sure if it's him or his Master at this point). Unfortunately, it's not MY router....and I can get a new one daily for as long as I'm willing to drive three miles. Plus, it's an exploit that has been downloaded to one of the open systems.
I'm have a nice weekend chuckling about strategic failures.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 02:07 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:07 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2015 02:05 AM (mwzXN)
THX
Next time I need it I'll already have it.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 02:07 AM (85ldL)
No, OS/2 was my favorite OS/2.
My favorite OS is the one that pays the bills.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 02:08 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:08 AM (OsWis)
I don't really feel the need. Two of the principles of the story are here now. One knows what happened and one one thinks he knows what happened.
I'll just do the short of it.
Number 1 asks a question.
Number 2 takes it the wrong way.
Number 1 apologizes 2 or 3 times.
Number 2 keeps hounding.
Number 3 jumps on the band wagon.
End of story.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 31, 2015 02:09 AM (C8x6r)
*Holds out a Blow Pop*
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:07 AM (OsWis)
****
Cool, thanks! Just playing around with what may or may not be a troll not to be named, but thanks.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 02:10 AM (3F6F8)
That shit sucked donkey dicks.
It's gotten much better. It now takes the balls in, too.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 02:11 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:06 AM (OsWis)
Yeah, I think they are still in business, I cut my teeth on slackware.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 02:11 AM (85ldL)
They come and go.
Though I admit, I do like to troll trolls.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:12 AM (OsWis)
Dealt with RedHat in the context of scientific equipment (e.g. NMR).
Had Ubuntu for a while as a dual boot on my work computer. Wasn't overly impressed.
I'm looking for something robust... in large part because I've taken down Linux, SunOS, and Mac platforms as a *restricted* user
Posted by: The OS Hat at May 31, 2015 02:12 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:12 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:13 AM (OsWis)
They come and go.
Though I admit, I do like to troll trolls.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:12 AM (OsWis)
--In a perverse way, I kinda miss erg and dum-dum.
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 02:13 AM (UkMc0)
Posted by: Thomas Smith at May 31, 2015 02:14 AM (0NNKJ)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 02:14 AM (85ldL)
Posted by: The OS Hat at May 31, 2015 02:16 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 02:16 AM (3F6F8)
Try VMS, if you can get HP to sell you a copy.
If you want something a little more current, OpenBSD likes to brag about how few holes they've shipped in their default configuration.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 02:17 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Thomas Smith at May 31, 2015 02:14 AM (0NNKJ)
They did the same thing with Marvel 1602.
Posted by: The 17th Century Hat at May 31, 2015 02:17 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 02:17 AM (UVfht)
I've only worked with a BSD system once, and it was fine for that one time.
So, OpenBSD over the other BSD flavors?
Posted by: The Hat of ones and zeros at May 31, 2015 02:19 AM (7YlUk)
Then I was off to basic training (Army) a month later.
He was not amused.
But at least he was happy I didn't join the Marines.
He threatened to disown me if I did.
Army wasn't much better, but he was ok with it.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:19 AM (OsWis)
These guys are trying to rebuild it or at least a workalike:
https://www.haiku-os.org/
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 02:20 AM (UVfht)
The Army are dicks.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:20 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 31, 2015 02:22 AM (2XMpf)
Yes. I have very shitty timing.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:22 AM (OsWis)
How true that is. August of 87 PCS from 1/18 FA in Augsburg. Had to travel to Frankfurt. Reassigned to the 1/30.
Right back to Augsburg.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 31, 2015 02:23 AM (C8x6r)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:23 AM (OsWis)
Hey, Hat, Thanks for livening things up.
Thanks for responding to the "HAT" signal.
Hope to battle someday.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 02:24 AM (85ldL)
So, OpenBSD over the other BSD flavors?
Again, what's the goal?
If security and robustness are of utmost importance, I'd go with OpenBSD.
At least until someone can prove that it's not all that secure and that there is something objectively better.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 02:24 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:24 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 31, 2015 02:26 AM (C8x6r)
FBCB2 for the win.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:26 AM (OsWis)
The Army taught me something very valuable.
It taught me that I have a problem with authority.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 02:26 AM (UVfht)
These guys are trying to rebuild it or at least a workalike:
https://www.haiku-os.org/
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 02:20 AM (UVfht)
I'm familiar with them. Tempted to do a multi-boot with Haiku included...
Posted by: The Hat of ones and zeros at May 31, 2015 02:26 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:27 AM (OsWis)
Only use sealed (sparkling water) for oral hygene. Don't eat salads excep
t from a dedicated greenhouse at the restaurant.
Don' t eat from street vendor.
Don't eat any fruit/vegetabel that you can't peel
Don'eat strawberries. They are grown in fields that are irrigated with polluted water
Be carecul with condiments supplied with your meal, unless you break the seal.
Drink only carbonated drinks or hot coffee.
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 31, 2015 02:28 AM (w5PSP)
If security and robustness are of utmost importance, I'd go with OpenBSD.
At least until someone can prove that it's not all that secure and that there is something objectively better.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 02:24 AM (UVfht)
Well, I was given a lap-top computer with a dead HD. I am planning to get a new HD, and wanted to yet again have a non Win or Max OS to play around with.
No specific plans beyond that.
Posted by: The Hat of ones and zeros at May 31, 2015 02:28 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 31, 2015 02:22 AM (2XMpf)
Shouldn't your Dept. or tech support people have something to get you started?
When in doubt, slap together something with pure HTML. I had to do that for my Ph.D. advisor. Most of that is still up, IIRC.
Posted by: The Doctoral Hat's web pages of coding... at May 31, 2015 02:30 AM (7YlUk)
My dad is a retired Signal CPO (Chief Petty Officer).
My first MOS was Signal.
Then I reclassed to Ordnance, because, I like shit that goes 'bang' and 'boom'.
So was one of the few folks that truly knew how to shoot, move, and communicate, and I LOVED LOVED LOVED being a gunner with my SAW, M240B, AND Ma Deuce. The MK-19 was icing on the cake.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:30 AM (OsWis)
People should understand that there are versions and distros of LINUX -- only underlying kernels have versions -- Ubuntu is on 15.04 "Vivid Vervet"; Debian is 8.0 "Jessie" -- but a distro is a version with a pre-packaged variety of related compatible programs.
Thus it is that Linux Mint 17.1 "Rebecca" is based off of Ubuntu 14.04.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 02:30 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:31 AM (OsWis)
get a new HD, and wanted to yet again have a non Win or Max OS to play
around with.
No specific plans beyond that.
OK, I thought maybe you were thinking of building a firewall or router box. OpenBSD will still work, but you may find Mint works with more of the hardware.
Check the hardware compatibility list for each for more info.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 02:32 AM (UVfht)
Fuck rubies.
i want me a Mk-19.
I want a motherfucking machine gun that shoots frag grenades.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:32 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:33 AM (OsWis)
A machine gun...
That shoots...
...
Grenades.
Every 'ette knows how to whisper such tempting words, each in her own way.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 02:35 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:35 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 02:35 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:36 AM (OsWis)
When in doubt, slap together something with pure HTML. I had to do that for my Ph.D. advisor. Most of that is still up, IIRC.
Posted by: The Doctoral Hat's web pages of coding... at May 31, 2015 02:30 AM (7YlUk)
University only supports department-level pages, not individual faculty pages.
I'd be inclined to do it in just straight HTML but I know it will look like crap. That's why I'd like some sort of layout tool to help out.
Posted by: chemjeff at May 31, 2015 02:36 AM (2XMpf)
4 1/2 hours of standing guard against Darwin left.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 31, 2015 02:36 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 31, 2015 02:37 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:38 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:39 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:41 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 02:42 AM (UkMc0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:43 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 31, 2015 02:37 AM (2XMpf)
GREAT QUESTION!!!! 'cause it hits right to the core of the issue. Ubuntu compiles the core and is a real change to the essential underpinnings......Mint is like presenting Windows 7 with Libre Office -- they disclaim the underpinnings and give you a suite of associated applications and a user interface on top of Ubuntu.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 02:43 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 02:30 AM (T1005)
I've had BSOD and other problems with computers running Windows, but that has always been due to hardware problems.
Say what you want, but Windows has always been one of the most forgiving OS's when it comes to f**kin' around with.
Still, It costs money.
So, which BSD or Linux flavor is recommended? I'm tempted to do a multi-boot (any suggestions on which multi-booter to run?)...
Posted by: I am become death, the destroyer of UNIX systems at May 31, 2015 02:44 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 02:43 AM (T1005)
Any non-Ubuntu LINUX flavor you recommend?
Posted by: I am become death, the destroyer of UNIX systems at May 31, 2015 02:45 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Null at May 31, 2015 02:46 AM (xjpRj)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:48 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 02:50 AM (UkMc0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:50 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Null at May 31, 2015 02:46 AM (xjpRj)
***
Please talk to us if you are having a rough life. We can help.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 02:50 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 02:30 AM (T1005)
I've had BSOD and other problems with computers running Windows, but that has always been due to hardware problems.
Say what you want, but Windows has always been one of the most forgiving OS's when it comes to f**kin' around with.
Still, It costs money.
So, which BSD or Linux flavor is recommended? I'm tempted to do a multi-boot (any suggestions on which multi-booter to run?)...
Posted by: I am become death, the destroyer of UNIX systems at May 31, 2015 02:44 AM (7YlUk)
There are literally hundreds of distros. Pick what sounds good and see if it feels right.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 02:51 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:52 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Null at May 31, 2015 02:46 AM (xjpRj)
***
Please talk to us if you are having a rough life. We can help.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 02:50 AM (cIoI4)
--Seconded.
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 02:54 AM (UkMc0)
Too many buddies died in the past decade.
Null, my email is elle jaye kma@gmail dot com. No spaces.
Null, if you need to talk, email me.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:54 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 02:43 AM (T1005)
Any non-Ubuntu LINUX flavor you recommend?
Posted by: I am become death, the destroyer of UNIX systems at May 31, 2015 02:45 AM (7YlUk)
Mint is good if you're not trying to be a continuous asshole, it settles out very close to Win 7.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 02:55 AM (T1005)
(huggles for ya)
Your daughter is a lucky girl to have a daddy like you.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:52 AM (OsWis)
***
Back at you. She is less lucky than I am after being selected from above to be her Dad (she was adopted, at 1 day old).
A lot of times things don't work.
This time it did, in Spades.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 02:55 AM (cIoI4)
Please come visit me.
I need the target practice.
I need to rotate my ammo.
Oh, btw, I live in Texas.
We will now have both open and concealed carry.
Aloha.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:57 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 02:57 AM (85ldL)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 02:51 AM (T1005)
I just want to avoid the OS equivalent of the Thai tranny midget hooker with the clap...
Posted by: I am become death, the destroyer of UNIX systems at May 31, 2015 02:58 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:58 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Null at May 31, 2015 02:46 AM (xjpRj)
Dude, I'm a bit stretched right now with my own chaos.....but, just say the word and I'll have my aunt at your doorstep in an hour. You have talent and create beauty and are a pleasure to have lunch with and are just so worthy to know....and you're dissin' yourself with this. Reach out!
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 03:01 AM (T1005)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 03:01 AM (cIoI4)
Then my "Thai tranny midget hooker with the clap Linux" probably isn't for you.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 03:04 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:04 AM (OsWis)
I'm, uh, near Ft. Bliss. Visited its cemetery on Memorial Day. Dang, that was huge --but well-kept.
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 03:05 AM (UkMc0)
Then my "Thai tranny midget hooker with the clap Linux" probably isn't for you.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 03:04 AM (UVfht)
...but how is the ability to twist cherry stems into a knot...
Posted by: I am become death, the destroyer of UNIX systems at May 31, 2015 03:05 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:06 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:07 AM (OsWis)
Couldn't get that in.
Maybe in the next beta or gamma-globulin release.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 03:08 AM (UVfht)
Fuck. With. Me.
There's a reason why the DHS labels us vets us dangerous, more so than you goatfuckers.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:08 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 03:01 AM (cIoI4)
Oddly enough, I vaguely recall that Ira Weatheral also becomes a slave.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 03:09 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:10 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:07 AM (OsWis)
--Cool. When we lived in Dallas I tinkered with alternate airports to avoid DFW and we flew out of Waco about 3 years ago to visit the outlaws. RGIII was proudly mentioned in some of the signs. The airport was bare bones, but damn, how many airports have free parking?
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 03:10 AM (UkMc0)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 03:09 AM (T1005
***
That is just an incredible coincidence right there. Who'd a thunk it?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 03:12 AM (cIoI4)
The NFL is mostly a passing game.
Now, if you get a team that can run...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:12 AM (OsWis)
Good people.
They did their time in Iraq, Kuwait also.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:14 AM (OsWis)
If you don't want to talk with a hot 'Ette & would like to bend an ear of someone that knows depression pretty well, I ain't afraid to throw my email addy out here - I've done it before.
As has been stated, you've got friends here, man.
Please, talk to somebody. If not one of us, then someone. I assume cthulhu has your contact info. Pretty sure Slap has it - if it's OK with you, maybe I'll get it and contact you...
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 31, 2015 03:15 AM (1lSBw)
Forty-one years.
It's been pretty painful the past decade.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:16 AM (OsWis)
Forty-one years.
It's been pretty painful the past decade.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:16 AM (OsWis)
--Chiefs fan. They have not even been to the Super Bowl since before I was born.
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 03:21 AM (UkMc0)
The computer I used for most social issues is now at forensics, and emails are whack for the time being.
I have no uncompromised emails -- in or out -- for now.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 03:21 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:22 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:22 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 31, 2015 03:25 AM (1lSBw)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:25 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:26 AM (OsWis)
I have no uncompromised emails -- in or out -- for now.
This is why I periodically mention Table 9. It is possible there to exchange information by a very secure channel.
Posted by: Arbalest at May 31, 2015 03:26 AM (FlRtG)
My Raiders don't need taxpayer money to show support for the troops.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:32 AM (OsWis)
My Raiders were not one of them.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:34 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:22 AM (OsWis)
***
Whoever invented naked dancing women with poles around them to use to great advantage and stuff. Why do you ask?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 03:34 AM (3F6F8)
I'm 1500 miles from chi.
We're both broke dicks.
Right now, it's all about the lottery.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:35 AM (OsWis)
I saw my Raiders win their last SB against the Redkins in SB XVIII.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:25 AM (OsWis)
--The Marcus Allen TD run is still probably the best single play in Super Bowl history. After having to endure the Dolphins' loss the year before, that game was a relief.
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 03:35 AM (UkMc0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:37 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:38 AM (OsWis)
I'm 1500 miles from chi.
We're both broke dicks.
Right now, it's all about the lottery.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:35 AM (OsWis)
****
I have simply gots to pay more attention. Bad MWNP! Bad!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 03:39 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:41 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:44 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:44 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:46 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:47 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:41 AM (OsWis)
****
Gotcha, and glad to hear it. For realz.
This at the absolute very least that should be al an earned benefit for anyone who has served.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 03:47 AM (XrHO0)
Burning times comes, I have a tank.
Just need a crew.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:46 AM (OsWis)
'Ettes + Tanks =
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEkz7qV1bUY
Posted by: Hats und Panzer at May 31, 2015 03:47 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:49 AM (OsWis)
The US done fucked up teaching someone like moi to fix shit that goes 'bang' or 'boom'.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:49 AM (OsWis)
For that... episode two of the "abridged" series...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1I0hhYgUL8
Just pray that I don't get to the "Christmas" Episode...
Posted by: Hats und Panzer und [Censored] at May 31, 2015 03:53 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: SMOD at May 31, 2015 03:54 AM (2AlPN)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 31, 2015 03:55 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 03:55 AM (UkMc0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:59 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 04:00 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 04:01 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 04:02 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 04:03 AM (UkMc0)
The NFL loves rivalries.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 04:00 AM (OsWis)
Gunning?
Episode 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePmJS-uJsFA
Posted by: Hats und Panzer und KILL THEM! at May 31, 2015 04:03 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 04:04 AM (cIoI4)
http://www.rantsports.com/nfl/2015/05/22/amari-cooper-will-emerge-as-all-pro-wr-for-oakland-raiders/
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 04:05 AM (OsWis)
a wideout who plays the piano to de-stress.
He's all about football.
He's 20.
#1 WR in the 2015 Draft.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 04:07 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 04:08 AM (OsWis)
http://www.rantsports.com/nfl/2015/05/22/amari-cooper-will-emerge-as-all-pro-wr-for-oakland-raiders/
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 04:05 AM (OsWis)
--Yeah, well y'all could make an easy pick (then again, Julio Jones has been injury-prone so maybe not so easy). The Chefs naturally had to go shoot the moon with their pick. Please, no more first round busts Chefs!
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 04:08 AM (UkMc0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 04:09 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 04:11 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 04:11 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 04:16 AM (UkMc0)
Posted by: Hats und Panzer und Val-U-Rite at May 31, 2015 04:17 AM (7YlUk)
And it's just-destiny-that the best wideout who won the Biletnikoff (Raiders!) Award, for the best wide receiver in college ball, gets drafted to the Raiders.
Destiny.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 04:17 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 31, 2015 04:17 AM (2XMpf)
Silly Hat, Leona Ozaki is gonna write up a citation with your name on it. Or Uni-chan and I will sprinkle special bio-memory plates just for you.
*goes back to editing*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 31, 2015 04:18 AM (ojr4A)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 31, 2015 04:19 AM (2XMpf)
Both young (Cooper is 20, but has been running routes since he was five, Carr love throwing deep, check out Cooper's skills when he was playing for Alabama).
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 04:19 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 04:20 AM (UkMc0)
*goes back to editing*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 31, 2015 04:18 AM (ojr4A)
Not *everyone* is into giant phallic expanding decoys...
Posted by: Charles Brenten at May 31, 2015 04:21 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 04:21 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 04:22 AM (OsWis)
That ist Der Squad Fuhrer Brenten.... I so luv having that manga translated into German.
Pocka-Puto? Ja.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 31, 2015 04:22 AM (ojr4A)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 04:26 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Hats und Panzer und WTF at May 31, 2015 04:27 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 31, 2015 04:27 AM (ojr4A)
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 04:29 AM (UkMc0)
"Yeah, I know I got swastikas on me and I'm all tatted up, but that doesn't mean I'm a bad guy!"
Darwin, why hast thou forsaken me?
P.S. Saying this to the guy who's married to someone who's related to Anne Frank? Not going to get you any sympathy.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 31, 2015 04:36 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: The Cis Hat at May 31, 2015 04:37 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Hilary Clinton at May 31, 2015 04:40 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Hilary Clinton at May 31, 2015 04:40 AM (XrHO0)
*Barf*
I'm sorry my queen!
*shudders*
Posted by: The Mold-free Hat at May 31, 2015 04:41 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 31, 2015 04:42 AM (ojr4A)
http://tinyurl.com/pt6ptgs
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 31, 2015 04:42 AM (ojr4A)
For that... the X-mas special...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SSOQz3-eJw
Posted by: The Christmas Panzer Hat at May 31, 2015 04:44 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Hilary Clinton at May 31, 2015 04:44 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 31, 2015 04:47 AM (ojr4A)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 04:54 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces at May 31, 2015 05:35 AM (EARfr)
Posted by: Eromero at May 31, 2015 05:51 AM (go5uR)
Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2015 06:00 AM (j7iSn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 31, 2015 06:03 AM (ojr4A)
We really do need to make the point more often that these rights are natural rights. Trying the God argument may not work on the modern left, but these rights are an indivisible part of our nature, and governments that trample those rights with wild abandon never endure long.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 31, 2015 06:06 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: ed gibbon at May 31, 2015 07:24 AM (vRNwc)
That's because you're operating a piece of equipment weighing 1-2 tons, often at high rates of speed, in a public place, in close proximity to others. The difference between that and a gun, Dimwit Maloney? It's ILLEGAL to 'operate' a firearm in a public place, in close proximity to others.
Oh, and the reason the minimum liability requirement even exists? To keep all the minor bumps and scrapes that make up the vast majority of auto accidents from flooding the court system. What an idiot.
Posted by: Landru at May 31, 2015 11:36 AM (KuIdO)
Voters should be required to pay for a $10,000 liability policy before they vote.
Hey, this Being a Tyrant stuff is fun!
And Carolyn Maloney has just won an all-expense paid trip to the streets of Baltimore!
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Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)