Senator Bernie Sanders, Democrat/Socialist Candidate For President: All Men Dream Of Tying Up and Sexually Abusing Women, And All Women Fantasize of Being Raped By Three Men

MRC dug up Sanders' 1972 essay, "Men-and-Women." Why the headline has weird punctuation, you'd have to ask this old chicken-necked pervert.

Anyway, this fruity weirdo has some problematic notions of male/female sexuality. MRC quotes him:

"A man goes home and masturbates his typical fantasy," wrote Sanders. "A woman on her knees. A woman tied up. A woman abused."
Sanders didn't specify as to how he had gained such a deep understanding of the male psyche.
In terms of his understanding of female sexual fantasies, Sanders provided similar insight.
"A woman enjoys intercourse with her man--as she fantasizes about being raped by 3 men simultaneously."

Charles C.W. Cooke says that we should not unduly persecute Bernie Sanders for his sexual heresies, so you have some idea of the perverted antiques roadshow Cooke has going on in his bedroom.

You know how it is with British men. The bizzare seeds planted in boarding school sprout wicked fruit throughout their lives.

Cooke is arguing for what he conceives of as free speech absolutism -- one does not demagogue speech to whip up feeding frenzies of angry lynch mobbers about something merely said.

I agree with this, naturally, except that I don't. As a tactical matter, there is no way to get the left to stop with its incessant Censorship Crusades except to visit equal pain upon them.

The greatest ethical precept in the world is the do-unto-others-test, which I usually think of as the shoe on the other foot test.

One can discover a lot of moral and ethical rules -- and separate out actual rules of good behavior from self-serving rationalizations designed to punish one's enemies -- by always asking, "Would I support this rule if I were forced to live under it?"

The trouble is, of course, the left is almost never asked to wear the shoe on their own foot.

They think censorship, Speechcraft Trials, and mob justice for Thought Heretics is just awesome.

And why shouldn't they?

These things are almost never visited upon they themselves-- they have only the upside of a dark, censorious, paranoid regime. Almost all of the downside falls upon their enemies-- just where they'd want it.

So the question is, and this is where I depart from Cooke, how best to secure an open, vibrant and, I'll say it, sophisticated public culture?

I disagree that this will arise from treating the left as we would wish to be treated. The left is unscrupulous, nasty, and often borderline insane, and will take the benefit of that bargain every time.

Punish my enemies with Speechcraft Trials while my enemies scrupulously refrain from doing the same to me? Yes, please!

No, the right way to bring about a more open, permissive, and adult tone in civic culture is to treat the left according to its own obscene rules, while always making it clear: We are prepared to abandon these darkly stupid rules you've constructed the minute you agree to do the same, Genius.

You may wonder why I am still so opposed to demagoging ordinary civilians: Well, because they're ordinary civilians. Bernie Sanders is not an ordinary civiilian, he is a politician, and a well-compensated and donor-cash-rich avatar for Social Justice. He also has a Big Microphone, unlike your average everyday citizen caught up in a Social Justice Lyniching.

As I've said before -- I support political tactics, such as whipping up public opinion against someone, in actual political circumstances, with respect to actual political actors (including the undisclosed lobbyists of the media) -- but not in everyday life.

from Bernie Sanders' collection of classic 8-tracks

People don't like the Tit For Tat regime because it sounds simple-minded, punitive, and awful. Well, it is these things.

It is also, as Steven den Beste persuasively argued, very effective for bringing about a more ethical environment. Meaning that while it may be crude in method, it is enlightened in outcome.

After introducing the well-known Prisoner's Dilemma game, den Beste observes:

There's been a lot of analysis of this, and it turns out that honesty isn't the best policy. One guy decided to run a computer tournament; people were permitted to create algorithms in a synthetic language which would have the ability to keep track of previous exchanges and make a decision on each new exchange whether to be honest or to cheat. He challenged them to see who could come up with the one which did the best in a long series of matches against various opponents. It turned out that the best anyone could find, and the best anyone has ever found, was known as "Tit-for-tat".
On the first round, it plays fair. On each successive round, it does to the other guy what he did the last time.
When Tit-for-tat plays against itself, it plays fair for the entire game and maximizes output. When it plays against anyone who tosses in some cheating, it punishes it by cheating back and reduces the other guys unfair winnings.
No-one has ever found a way of defeating it.
Now let's analyze two different and even more simplistic approaches; we'll call them "saint" and "sinner". The saint plays fair every single round, irrespective of what the other guy does. The sinner always cheats.
When a saint plays against another saint, or against tit-for-tat, the result is optimum but more important is that everyone gets the same result. When a sinner plays against another sinner, or against tit-for-tat, everyone cheats and the result is still even, though less than optimal.
But when a sinner plays against a saint, the sinner wins and the saint loses.
Which brings me back to the point of all this: Is there anything I would rule out in war? Nothing I'd care to admit to my enemies, because ruling out anything is a "saint" tactic. The Tit-for-tat tactic is to be prepared to do anything, but not to do so spontaneously. In other words, if the other guy threatens to use poison gas, you make sure you have some of your own and let him know that you'll retaliate with it. That means that he has nothing to win by using it, and he won't. (A war is a sequence game and not a single transaction because each day is a new exchange. If you gassed my guys yesterday, I can gas yours today.)

I think it's pretty stupid to demagogue people over statements like this, honestly. I know where Sanders go this from: He got it from Nancy Friday's My Secret Garden, supposedly a book containing all of women's private fantasies (she says she surveyed women), and rape was indeed a major part of the female sexual imagination, she was surprised to find. (Psychologically, it has been explained to me that women feel guilty about sex, but still enjoy sex; the fantasy of being under someone else's sexual control allows the woman, in fantasy, to enjoy sex, because she's not making any of the decisions that she would otherwise feel guilty about.)

I don't know if I buy any of that; I'm just remarking that this isn't the first time I've heard this.

I do know that if I wrote that paragraph not in response to Bernie Sanders, there's a pretty good chance that the left would demagogue me and Speechcraft Trial me as a Thought Rapist.

And that's why we must do the same to Bernie Sanders, and make him defend these So Problematic You Guys words.

The left has drawn us all into its insecure, neurotic, grasping, wanting, stupid, paranoid darkness. They have effectively criminalized it to say anything other than "Women are just terrific" and "everything is awesome!"

They are broken, warped people inflicting their psychic tumult on the rest of society.

I would like to get to place where we have conversations which are no longer mediated by the mentally unstable and undermedicated.

But to do that, we have to teach these wretched monsters the evils of their own ways. And to do that, we need to play tit ofr tat.

Posted by: Ace at 03:19 PM

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1 That was a dream?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 28, 2015 03:21 PM (+jijM)

2 Hope this rapey treasonous Socialist gets his comeuppance - since he is a perverted rapist in thought and attitude and all ya know.

He probably f&cks housecats too.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 28, 2015 03:22 PM (FCuM7)

3 This is despicable. I'm sure all the news papers will be wall-to-wall stories until he resigns from the Senate.

Posted by: Todd Akin at May 28, 2015 03:23 PM (LISuA)

4 And I'm the one getting bitched at?

Posted by: Statue Guy at May 28, 2015 03:23 PM (ecDRv)

5 Wait....whut?

Posted by: Col. Sanders Puts Down the Chicken at May 28, 2015 03:23 PM (RJMhd)

6 Huh?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 28, 2015 03:23 PM (e/33/)

7 WTF?

Posted by: Couch Fucker at May 28, 2015 03:23 PM (ecDRv)

8 As a Cwazy Con, I will never give up the GOP's hard won unilateral surrender in letting the donks do whatever the fuck they want while holding the GOP to an angelic coed of conduct.

It's what makes us who we are.

Now excuse me while I help my church foster 23,231 recent illegal immigrants. Where are those voter registration forms? "D", right?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 28, 2015 03:23 PM (ymkGW)

9 Yes, Commie Bernie is a commie, but at least he is an honest commie - he admits it. The rest of the Democrap Party don't. Not only are the also commies, but they are lying commies.

And I do believe in tit for tat with all my heart. But obviously the RNCe doesn't.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 03:23 PM (GpgJl)

10 The Golden rule of do unto others as you would have done unto yourself has a corollary argument. Others are doing unto you what they themselves want done unto themselves.

Posted by: astonerii at May 28, 2015 03:24 PM (mTw6c)

11 Wow.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 03:24 PM (LA7Cm)

12 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 03:24 PM (U7cLk)

13 I think the cause is pretty clear, deodorant poisoning.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 28, 2015 03:24 PM (vk+Kb)

14 It's only rapey when righty thinks it/does it. Progs are exempt from sexism, pedophilia, rape, negligent homicide, intentional homicide, (heh, remember that Foster guy), bombing police stations all forms of corruption et al. Crime is a feeling based concept in libtard land.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 28, 2015 03:24 PM (5buP8)

15 Bernie has some mansplaining to do

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 28, 2015 03:24 PM (e/33/)

16 This is worse than toe tapping in the frigging airport! At least I wasn't dreaming of gang rapes and smacking people around!

Posted by: Larry Craig at May 28, 2015 03:25 PM (LISuA)

17
Bravo Ace.
Brass knuckle Conservatives wanted.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 28, 2015 03:25 PM (+aCe4)

18 My new book is titled, "Bernie and Barny: Campfire Fantasies".

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 28, 2015 03:25 PM (+jijM)

19 I really could have lived without knowing what that saggy balled old man's sexual fantasies are!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2015 03:26 PM (rDqRv)

20 Is this proper? I mean, it's Thursday, not Rapey Tuesday.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 28, 2015 03:26 PM (vk+Kb)

21 The tit had a tat!

Posted by: Killerdog at May 28, 2015 03:26 PM (esol0)

22 What's his position on putting the dog on the roof of the car?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2015 03:26 PM (659DL)

23 Typical Ace-style post:

10% outrage-of-the-day

90% lawyerly justification of why it's OK to get outraged by this outrage-of-the-day

Almost no other bloggers go to this extra step of explaining the meta-frame of the post, with every post.

It's why Ace is unique.

Posted by: zombie at May 28, 2015 03:26 PM (jBuUi)

24 So Bernie was senile before he was even old?

Posted by: Lester at May 28, 2015 03:27 PM (2UPXV)

25 Nice tits!

Posted by: wooga at May 28, 2015 03:27 PM (0GAfQ)

26 >>>They are broken, warped people inflicting their psychic tumult on the rest of society.

Ah, you must have read the EMT.

Posted by: The Left at May 28, 2015 03:27 PM (O7MnT)

27 What's his position on putting the dog on the roof of the car?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2015 03:26 PM (659DL)

Downward facing dog

Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 03:27 PM (sWgE+)

28 Speaking as a woman, he is wrong about at least some of us.

Posted by: redbanzai at May 28, 2015 03:27 PM (OrI3J)

29 I'd give a crap if Bernie the Red had a chance in hell of winning.

America has shown that they prefer their Communism with a young, black, or female Dear Leader.

Bernie fails on all counts.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 03:27 PM (7ObY1)

30 Sanders out-Akin's Akin.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 03:27 PM (oVJmc)

31 Bernie Sanders, Space Ark A.

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 28, 2015 03:27 PM (nSOh+)

32 Nothingburger of a story

Posted by: Sarah Kliff at May 28, 2015 03:27 PM (LISuA)

33 Oh, and Bernie Sanders, pervert, early '70s, progressives, hypocrisy, et cetera, et cetera...

Posted by: zombie at May 28, 2015 03:27 PM (jBuUi)

34 Lowest Common Denominator ... are we there yet?

Posted by: Kate58 at May 28, 2015 03:28 PM (oLZsm)

35 I like it on top, on top of the car that is.

Posted by: Killerdog at May 28, 2015 03:28 PM (esol0)

36 Their own Todd Akin. By the rules of the game every Democrat now must answer for this nonsense.

Hahhaa, just kidding, I doubt he'll even have to answer for it. Country is EFFED.

Posted by: BuckIV at May 28, 2015 03:28 PM (mE/ao)

37 "We condemn the reprehensible writings of Bernie Sanders and call for all other Republicans to condemn his words as well."

/media spin

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 03:28 PM (oVJmc)

38 And the wonderful people of Vermont have elected this assclown how many times? Thanks froot loops.

Posted by: Timon at May 28, 2015 03:28 PM (ZDJwC)

39 >>I would like to get to place where we have conversations which are no longer mediated by the mentally unstable and undermedicated.

We need to stop rewarding the unstable and undermedicated with tenured university positions and Government jobs.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 28, 2015 03:29 PM (O7MnT)

40 Sometimes I wonder about the people of Vermont. How can you have a neat place like the Vermont Country Store and elect people like Bernie Sanders?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 03:29 PM (GpgJl)

41 BURN THE WITCH.

Or whoever acts like a witch.

Or floats like a witch.

Bernie's floating around out there.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 28, 2015 03:29 PM (zRby/)

42 And he votes on the Defense Budget?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2015 03:29 PM (rDqRv)

43 So Bernie was senile before he was even old?

He was old AND senile in '72.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 03:29 PM (U7cLk)

44 Yes, it's true, I released this story. Because the world needs to know about all the opposition to Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos at May 28, 2015 03:29 PM (LISuA)

45 And All Women Fantasize of Being Raped By Three Men

Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk

Posted by: Curly Joe Howard at May 28, 2015 03:29 PM (8ZskC)

46 Their own Todd Akin. By the rules of the game every Democrat now must answer for this nonsense.

----

Todd who????

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at May 28, 2015 03:30 PM (8XRCm)

47 But Todd Akin, you guys!

Posted by: Mr. Hawaiian Dress at May 28, 2015 03:30 PM (uctT+)

48 43 So Bernie was senile before he was even old?

He was old AND senile in '72.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 03:29 PM (U7cLk)

He was born mature. He has always been beyond his age.

He was so quiet as a neighbor.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2015 03:30 PM (F2IAQ)

49 I tot I taw a Titty Tat.

I did! I did taw a Titty Tat!!!

Posted by: Tweetie at May 28, 2015 03:30 PM (0cMkb)

50 he's always been a sort of mentor to me......

Posted by: Filthy Bob Filner at May 28, 2015 03:30 PM (Spluw)

51 Sometimes I wonder about the people of Vermont. How can you have a neat place like the Vermont Country Store and elect people like Bernie Sanders?

The cold freezes the synapses.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 03:30 PM (U7cLk)

52 I tawt I taw a puddy tat.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 28, 2015 03:31 PM (zRby/)

53 Earlier today I was asked "Secretary Clinton, what is your response to the charges against you coming from Senator Sanders?".

Now you have my response.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 28, 2015 03:31 PM (LISuA)

54 I'd love a reporter to ask Hillary, or better yet Bill, to comment on this story.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 03:31 PM (oVJmc)

55 I would like to get to place where we have conversations which are no longer mediated by the mentally unstable and undermedicated.

Here? The master of comedy strikes again.

Posted by: DaveA at May 28, 2015 03:31 PM (DL2i+)

56 This is more proof of the Republican war on women...

Posted by: Your betters in the MFM at May 28, 2015 03:31 PM (ZDJwC)

57 This post is ageist,

Bernie came up with this himself.

Don't blame his freak flag on some gardening book.
.

Posted by: Col. Sanders Puts Down the Chicken at May 28, 2015 03:31 PM (RJMhd)

58 How can you have a neat place like the Vermont Country Store and elect people like Bernie Sanders?

Because Vermonters all fantasize about taking it in three holes.

Posted by: wooga at May 28, 2015 03:31 PM (0GAfQ)

59 And to do that, we need to play tit for tat.

I got about 50 pounds of tat in the shed. Where do I go to cash it in?

Posted by: Bruce at May 28, 2015 03:31 PM (8ikIW)

60 Great post. It's seem "our" Republican leadership has decided tit for tat is too offensive so we get screwed, which is nice.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 28, 2015 03:31 PM (/RKWU)

61 Damn. Missed it by || that much.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 28, 2015 03:31 PM (zRby/)

62 Ho Lee Fuk.

Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 03:31 PM (lIU4e)

63 I think Biden read this essay and took it to heart.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 03:31 PM (oVJmc)

64 (Psychologically, it has been explained to me that women feel guilty
about sex, but still enjoy sex; the fantasy of being under someone
else's sexual control allows the woman, in fantasy, to enjoy sex, because she's not making any of the decisions that she would otherwise feel guilty about.)
----
This seems like a good time to remind the guys: Never have sex with any woman who doesn't give written permission first. They don't like it, explain 'Feminism'. They don't like that, run, don't walk, away.

Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2015 03:31 PM (ZbV+0)

65 Their own Todd Akin. By the rules of the game every Democrat now must answer for this nonsense.

----

Todd who????

Todd Sanders.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 03:31 PM (U7cLk)

66 I think Clogginstein will slit her wrists when she read this...

Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2015 03:32 PM (YFFpo)

67 And to do that, we need to play tit ofr tat.-ace

I've played tit for tat before but never tit ofr tat....
Is there a difference?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2015 03:32 PM (F2IAQ)

68 "How can you have a neat place like the Vermont Country Store and elect people like Bernie Sanders?"

Strange place. They like their guns and their socialism.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 03:32 PM (LA7Cm)

69 >>No, the right way to bring about a more open, permissive, and adult tone in civic culture is to treat the left according to its own obscene rules, while always making it clear: We are prepared to abandon these darkly stupid rules you've constructed the minute you agree to do the same, Genius.

How down right Alinsky like.

Why in the name of all that is dark and evil would anyone give an inch to the left? They will never, ever, ever play nice. I don't think many of them even know how.

Nope, thing bring a knife, we bring guns. Many of them.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2015 03:32 PM (g1DWB)

70 I'd love a reporter to ask Hillary, or better yet Bill, to comment on this story.

Bill: BTDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 03:32 PM (U7cLk)

71 And the wonderful people of Vermont have elected this assclown how many times? Thanks froot loops.
Posted by: Timon

You try wintering on a mixture of turpentine and maple syrup and waking up next to Mary Cloggenstein.

Posted by: some bastard in Burlington at May 28, 2015 03:33 PM (Spluw)

72 Republicans want to ban masturbation and intercourse!!!!!

That's what we got out of this story.

We'll lede with it tonight.

Posted by: The MFM at May 28, 2015 03:33 PM (7ObY1)

73 I once saved Bernie from a pack of sex crazed poodles, with one arm tied behind my back.

Posted by: Brain Williams' empty cranium at May 28, 2015 03:33 PM (esol0)

74 "Pretty good chance",ace?They'd want you thrown in jail.Any conservative.

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2015 03:33 PM (mGBKM)

75 Sometimes I wonder about the people of Vermont. How
can you have a neat place like the Vermont Country Store and elect
people like Bernie Sanders?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 03:29 PM (GpgJl)

It's a side effect of freebasing Maple Syrup.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 28, 2015 03:33 PM (8hctH)

76 What's really great about this, is we're not hanging around waiting in vain for our supposed "leaders" to answer/refute/ shame this stupid stuff.

Cause so far they don't seem to care because they're afraid of the tit for tat too.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 28, 2015 03:33 PM (zRby/)

77 a primary purpose of the first amendment is to talk shit about politicians. of course weird fucks like Sanders and Hillary hate that.

Posted by: X at May 28, 2015 03:33 PM (xGNLA)

78 will he be getting the Duggar treatment..?

Posted by: mallfly at May 28, 2015 03:33 PM (qSIlh)

79 The second law is make your opponent- own it.

Ace is already running interference for Penthouse Sanders.

Posted by: Col. Sanders Puts Down the Chicken at May 28, 2015 03:33 PM (RJMhd)

80 I think Clogginstein will slit her wrists when she read this...

Praying........

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 03:33 PM (U7cLk)

81 did he ever get some kids to hold down another kid in high school and cut off his long hair?

Posted by: mallfly at May 28, 2015 03:34 PM (qSIlh)

82 Charlie Cooke is not the guy to take tactical advice from.That's for damn sure.

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2015 03:34 PM (mGBKM)

83 Republicans want to ban masturbation and intercourse!!!!!

But, but I'm already married!!!

Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 03:34 PM (sWgE+)

84 Yeah, it's pretty hard for me to keep a maid around here.

Fortunately, I've been able to keep my three gardeners for years and years.

Posted by: Mrs Sanders at May 28, 2015 03:34 PM (0cMkb)

85 Still rather have Bernie than Hillary.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 28, 2015 03:34 PM (TV9BR)

86 Because Vermonters all fantasize about taking it in three holes.

Posted by: wooga

it's not as fun as it sounds. Bit of a pain, really.

Posted by: maple tree in March at May 28, 2015 03:34 PM (Spluw)

87 OK, I'm not going to lie to you. This story really turned me on.

Posted by: Martin O'Malley at May 28, 2015 03:35 PM (LISuA)

88 So THIS is what Vermonters think about when they're cooped up in the house all winter...

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 28, 2015 03:35 PM (RD7QR)

89 Quit defending the damn Duggars-why in the he'll do we do that?

Posted by: Col. Sanders Puts Down the Chicken at May 28, 2015 03:35 PM (RJMhd)

90 Wait'll you see MY statue!

Posted by: Bernie "The Perv" Sanders at May 28, 2015 03:35 PM (YFFpo)

91 WOW.

He may have the shortest presidential candidacy ever after this revelation.

Posted by: Y-not at May 28, 2015 03:35 PM (RWGcK)

92 A threesome of Bernie, Howard Dean and Mary Cloggenstein.

Ehh gadz, brain bleach time

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2015 03:35 PM (F2IAQ)

93 Imagine if Santorum wrote something like this 40 years ago...

Posted by: Timon at May 28, 2015 03:35 PM (ZDJwC)

94 I saw four non blondes raped by three men on pedophile island with Bill Clinton in 2010.

Posted by: Couch Fucker at May 28, 2015 03:36 PM (ecDRv)

95 " In other words, if the other guy threatens to use poison gas, you make
sure you have some of your own and let him know that you'll retaliate
with it. That means that he has nothing to win by using it, and he
won't."

They send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of theirs to the morgue.

That's the Chicago way...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 28, 2015 03:36 PM (wtvvX)

96 Just refer to him as Bernie "Rape Apologist" Sanders.

Every. Single. Time.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL23 at May 28, 2015 03:36 PM (yBCt9)

97
He may have the shortest presidential candidacy ever after this revelation.

Don't you remember when Biden shot himself in the foot after 24 hours with the 'clean and articulate' quote?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 03:36 PM (oVJmc)

98 BTW, even more funny -- it was Mother Jones who seems to have dug up this old essay. MRC links to their article from earlier this month.

Posted by: Y-not at May 28, 2015 03:36 PM (RWGcK)

Posted by: flounder at May 28, 2015 03:36 PM (ecDRv)

100 I like Cook, but he's being extraordinarily naive here. Jonah Goldberg said "I'm basically w/Charlie, but It is not just fair but *mandatory* reporters ask Sanders about this -- aggressively."

The Republicans can't continue to declare that they'll abide by the Marquis of Queensbury rules while at they same time they keep taking a shiv in the back from the other side.

Either these types of issues are fair game for both sides or they are a cudgel for the media to beat one side only.

Posted by: duke at May 28, 2015 03:36 PM (ChY2Q)

101 An article came out last year (in the Daily BEast of some place like that) which said that the #1 trending fetish for progressive couples is "cuckolding," specifically racialized cuckolded.

In essence, it's now hip and trendy for progressive white couples to "hook up" with a black dude, who then brutally semi-rapes the (consenting) wife, while the white husband sits nearby in the same room and jacks off watching his wife be "raped."

Bonus points if the wife and the "rapist" says abusive race-based sexual humiliations to the husband while this is happening: "You could never satisfy me the way Rastus can!" "Yeah, fap that impotent tiny little white shrimp-cock, you loser!"

This is how sick in the head white progressives are.

So, actually, Bernie Sanders is right after all.

Posted by: zombie at May 28, 2015 03:36 PM (jBuUi)

102 "A woman on her knees. A woman tied up. A woman abused."

Sanders didn't specify as to how he had gained such a deep understanding of the male psyche.

The back room of the adult video store or a high priced hooker. Probably the only sex this loon ever gets.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 03:37 PM (GpgJl)

103 Sometimes I wonder about the people of Vermont. How can you have a neat place like the Vermont Country Store and elect people like Bernie Sanders?

They just like f*cking with you.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 28, 2015 03:37 PM (+jijM)

104 We're already too deep down the hole of Bernie Sanders sex life....

Posted by: Col. Sanders Puts Down the Chicken at May 28, 2015 03:37 PM (RJMhd)

105 I went to Vermont once, and all I got was some shitty syrup.

Posted by: flounder at May 28, 2015 03:37 PM (ecDRv)

106 >>Sometimes I wonder about the people of Vermont. How
can you have a neat place like the Vermont Country Store and elect
people like Bernie Sanders?

Vermont has one of the smallest, and whitest, populations in the country. There are only about 600,000 people in the entire state and a large number of them are refugees from NY. Guys like Bernie Sanders and Howard Dean.

In many ways, there are 2 Vermonts, those who were born there and come from generations of Vermonters and flatlanders, those who migrate there.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2015 03:37 PM (g1DWB)

107 Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 03:34 PM (sWgE+)

wrg, being that I'm dyslexic and our local sports talk station is WGR550, I always read your nic as wgr550.

I know you have ties to the Buffalo area so you probably get what I'm saying!

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 03:37 PM (7ObY1)

108 >>> I'd give a crap if Bernie the Red had a chance in hell of winning.

Doesn't matter. Scalp's a scalp.

Posted by: Bigby's Thumb in the Eye at May 28, 2015 03:38 PM (3ZtZW)

109 Ace, you fucking man. You're on a roll. Great writing today. I hope you're having as much fun writing as much as we are reading you.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2015 03:38 PM (2x3L+)

110 Can someone tell me, is this a movie review before I start reading it.. it's eff'n long!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 28, 2015 03:38 PM (so+oy)

111 A threesome of Bernie, Howard Dean and Mary Cloggenstein.

Ehh gadz, brain bleach time

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2015 03:35 PM (F2IAQ)

And Mary Cloggenstein with the strap-on...

Posted by: Timon at May 28, 2015 03:38 PM (ZDJwC)

112 Posted by: zombie at May 28, 2015 03:36 PM (jBuUi)

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That was...... disturbing.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 28, 2015 03:38 PM (8XRCm)

113 The media does not provide a level field and the left does not have well functioning learning or memory despite owning the universities. This makes any correction problematic.

Posted by: DaveA at May 28, 2015 03:38 PM (DL2i+)

114 Bernie Sanders was a 31 year old man, when he wrote this, and obviously he has some issues.

There's another shoe dropping at some point, I'd bet.

Can't wait to see every Democrat in America asked to explain their views on the Sanders War on Women. And it all fits neatly with Fillner too. Through in some Fillner questions!

Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 03:38 PM (LISuA)

115 A woman on her knees. A woman tied up. A woman abused. On a train!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2015 03:39 PM (TV9BR)

116 "This is how sick in the head white progressives are. "

O_O

Posted by: Lauren at May 28, 2015 03:39 PM (KpRYi)

117 breaking news:

Old Marxist coot was once young Marxist coot.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at May 28, 2015 03:39 PM (s92xH)

118
But Mitt Romney put a dog on his roof. So there.

Posted by: Wodeshed at May 28, 2015 03:39 PM (OeJe4)

119

Tit/Tat '16

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 03:39 PM (St6BJ)

120 I don't think we need to play 'eye for an eye'. I think we need to ignore the fools and just get on with life and stop worrying about what they think.

Posted by: Jasim Haddad at May 28, 2015 03:39 PM (+h6i5)

121 Did he cite his evidence?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2015 03:39 PM (3A2nj)

122 Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 03:37 PM (7ObY1)

Yep, just there over the holiday.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 03:39 PM (sWgE+)

123 Great post, ace.

Posted by: Heralder at May 28, 2015 03:39 PM (ECROs)

124 112 Posted by: zombie at May 28, 2015 03:36 PM (jBuUi)

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That was...... disturbing.
Posted by: fixerupper

I'd dig up and post the link, but I'm afraid that you will find it exponentially even more disturbing. I actually toned it down.

Posted by: zombie at May 28, 2015 03:40 PM (jBuUi)

125 Sounds like old Bernie may just be a filthy, filthy whore.

Posted by: Blacksheep at May 28, 2015 03:40 PM (8/DeP)

126 I went to Vermont once, and all I got was some shitty syrup

Sounds like someone missed a hole......

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 03:40 PM (U7cLk)

127 You had me at tit.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 28, 2015 03:40 PM (9Du4t)

128 118
But Mitt Romney put a dog on his roof. So there.
Posted by: Wodeshed at May 28, 2015 03:39 PM

Yeah, but I ate a pack of them.
Posted by: Ba-Rock Obama

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2015 03:40 PM (F2IAQ)

129 Unfortunately, the Leftist intelligentsia has already planned for this tactic after wielding it so successfully.

Hell, just look at their apologetics for Alec Baldwin or Ted Kennedy for fvck's sake.

If they have a positive balance for The Cause, then these little indiscretions can be swept under the rug. Because remember - no matter how bad the indiscretion, a conservative is always worse.

Besides, this was more than, like, two years ago dude.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 28, 2015 03:40 PM (xSCb6)

130 Anytime we're even one foot in the sexual arena we are losing.

It's like the fourth rail or something.

Posted by: Col. Sanders Puts Down the Chicken at May 28, 2015 03:40 PM (RJMhd)

131 Hey

Any of youse guys read The Wanting Seed? by Anthony Burgess. It was the companion novel to Clockwork Orange.

Posted by: Bigby's Thumb in the Eye at May 28, 2015 03:40 PM (3ZtZW)

132 Jasim Haddad, we got into our current situation by trying to ignore them.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 28, 2015 03:41 PM (m3iiU)

133 >>> I'd give a crap if Bernie the Red had a chance in hell of winning.

Doesn't matter. Scalp's a scalp.

Precisely.

And it takes a LONG TIME Democrat and exposes him as saying worse than anything a R candidate has ever said. Let them get the smear of 'War on Women' on them for a change.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 03:41 PM (oVJmc)

134 A woman tied to the railroad tracks being culturally enriched by the Cherokee Nation.

Posted by: Fauxcohontas at May 28, 2015 03:41 PM (3A2nj)

135 i added a picture for those annoyed by text

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2015 03:41 PM (PA7DS)

136 re 101: from what I've seen on the porno sites, it's almost always the same white guy. Come to think of it, he could be pajama boy's father

Posted by: mallfly at May 28, 2015 03:41 PM (qSIlh)

137 The best way to use this is to omit the context, even the dates. Just post the "Every woman fantasizes about being gang-raped" quote, attributed to Bernie Sanders, on social media where all the Lefties will see it. Then with whatever defense they come up with, just keep hammering the point that Bernie thinks rape is every woman's fantasy. And be sure to post it when ever a new "rape culture" story is ginned up.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 28, 2015 03:41 PM (2cS/G)

138 I went to Vermont once, and all I got was some shitty syrup
Sounds like someone missed a hole......
Posted by: rickb223

Sadly, no.

Posted by: maple tree in March at May 28, 2015 03:41 PM (Spluw)

139 Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 03:37 PM (7ObY1)

This help

Posted by: WGR550 at May 28, 2015 03:41 PM (sWgE+)

140

And yet I would bet every last penny I have (which is still in 6 figures) that Columbia U. Mattress Girl would not only pull the lever for this filthy Commie, she'd cut commercials and campaign for him.

Anyone want to take some action on that bet?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 03:41 PM (St6BJ)

141 A woman on her knees. A woman tied up. A woman abused. On a train!!!

aka, Bernie Sanders High School Prom.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 03:41 PM (U7cLk)

142 Yeeeah, that not old maple syrup making my socks stick together....

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at May 28, 2015 03:41 PM (0cMkb)

143 An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind. And also brutally, yet gloriously, sodomized.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at May 28, 2015 03:42 PM (1RNgT)

144 Senator Bernie Sanders -
This really is fascinating insight into the mind of a socialist politician. They need domination in their personal and professional lives.

This is also fascinating insight in to the mind of a socialist-wannabe follower. They desire to be dominated by someone like Bernie.

Posted by: Brian_AL at May 28, 2015 03:42 PM (dyLf3)

145 Can we "unduly persecute" Sanders for simply and thoroughly being wrong?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 28, 2015 03:42 PM (A98Xu)

146 Ace is dead on here. Doubt if it will happen, given that Sanders is one of the Anoited (Commie), but he certainly should be hammered for having written this. If he had a R after his name, it would not matter one whit that he wrote this 40+ years ago; the proggies would be on him like white on rice for such "heresy".

So by all means, tit for tat the living shit out of the prog bastard and all who support him

And the real kicker is that Sanders was correct. Some men really do have fantasies like those he attributed to them, and a really surprising number of women do have rape fantasies. To put it simply,it is the whole "loss of control" thing, which women normally have over their sex. Big big turn on for a lot on the distaff side. But just as with the mens stuff, it is a FANTASY. Very few actually try playing it out in real life. On yes, it does happen, but rarely.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - SMOD is inbound at May 28, 2015 03:42 PM (yTMXB)

147 He was hacked/has evolved/misspoke/was under the influence of the Osmond family in 1972.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2015 03:42 PM (659DL)

148 I don't think we need to play 'eye for an eye'. I think we need to ignore the fools and just get on with life and stop worrying about what they think.
Posted by: Jasim Haddad at May 28, 2015 03:39 PM (+h6i5)

----

I dont give two shits what they *think*. I have issues with what they *do*.

And most of what they *do* is getting in the way of me getting on with *my* life.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 28, 2015 03:42 PM (8XRCm)

149 Posted by: zombie at May 28, 2015 03:40 PM (jBuUi

The fact that the dude would willingly let another man touch his wife is disturbing enough.

The rest is just more proof progressivism is a mental disorder.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at May 28, 2015 03:42 PM (s92xH)

150 I laughed so hard at the headline I didn't even get far into the article. I think it's the anticipation of what Ace will do with it.

As far as MRC releasing this, shouldn't that be HRC?

The latter is far more likely imo.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 28, 2015 03:42 PM (oFCZn)

151
When was the last time anyone was punished for making a false claim of racism?

As Ace notes, there is all upside, no downside.

Which is why I say, someone accuses us of racism, we punch them right in the damn face. Rhetorically, I guess.

Posted by: CJ at May 28, 2015 03:43 PM (9KqcB)

152 The issue isn't Bernie Sanders! Everyone here who thinks we shouldn't pry into Bernie's life, or worrying themselves about being impolite to Bernie are missing the point.

Its the fucking media. They need to be forced to make an effort to treat Democrats something close to the same way they treat Republicans.

A case this egregious is exactly whats needed. Make the media own this. Make the media go out and ask Democrats about it. Fillner too.

Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 03:43 PM (LISuA)

153 Cooke and a handful of others on the dextrosphere really, really need to drop the fucking Internet Hall Monitor act.

Or just admit you really like being a finger-waving scold the Left is happy to pat on the head for being such a balless twat.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 28, 2015 03:43 PM (uctT+)

154 I dream about masturbating on a three-headed trainset.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2015 03:43 PM (C278+)

155 135 i added a picture for those annoyed by text
Posted by: ace at May 28, 2015 03:41 PM (PA7DS)

So my love for Spinal Tap is to be confused for my appreciation of Sanders?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2015 03:43 PM (F2IAQ)

156

Forget the Presidency; Bernie has all the qualifications to go lead ISIS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 03:43 PM (St6BJ)

157 Eating Mushrooms at this time in the afternoon? Anything can show up at the HQ.

The real question? Did The Phophet Ace, blessed be his hairy back, like the movie?

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 03:43 PM (0FSuD)

158 When you're done here, check out Vox Day on George Martin today. Turns out that Song Of Ice And Fire is full of rape, murder, arson and rape.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 28, 2015 03:43 PM (N+DQG)

159 154 I dream about masturbating on a three-headed trainset.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2015 03:43 PM (C278+)

HO scale, no doubt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 03:43 PM (St6BJ)

160 Well, the left now has it's own Ron Paul loon.

Posted by: maddogg at May 28, 2015 03:43 PM (xWW96)

161 At least it wasn't something truly embarrassing like being on Wampner.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2015 03:44 PM (3A2nj)

162 156

Forget the Presidency; Bernie has all the qualifications to go lead ISIS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 03:43 PM (St6BJ)

Well hello my fine feathered friend.

ISIS? Nah more like FIFA or the UN

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2015 03:44 PM (F2IAQ)

163 Dear Congressional Record,

I never thought it would happen to me, but...

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at May 28, 2015 03:44 PM (oVJmc)

164 I'm just not seeing a problem here.

Posted by: Official Pentagon Anthrax Shipping Clerk at May 28, 2015 03:44 PM (9zQve)

165 "But to do that, we have to teach these wretched monsters the evils of their own ways."

Or, we could just decide that society is better off without these monsters in it and we could be done with playing games with monsters.

We don't have to play. We can eliminate the players who cheat. That is an option.

Posted by: someguy at May 28, 2015 03:44 PM (3z91g)

166 Turns out that Song Of Ice And Fire is full of rape, murder, arson and rape.

You left out the incest and rape.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2015 03:44 PM (659DL)

167 It WOULD be interesting to ask every college in the country what risk would there be allowing this rape apologist on campus, what with triggers, and microaggressions, and the possibility of the delinquency of a statue and all.

Posted by: maple tree in March at May 28, 2015 03:45 PM (Spluw)

168 I'm sure the MFM will ask every Democrat to respond to this loonbag's comments just like they did with Akin and the Republicans. Or not

Posted by: Timon at May 28, 2015 03:45 PM (ZDJwC)

169 George Martin today. Turns out that Song Of Ice And Fire is full of rape, murder, arson and rape.

He likes rape.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at May 28, 2015 03:45 PM (oVJmc)

170 Three men isn't rape, rape, rape.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at May 28, 2015 03:45 PM (NPgvx)

171 "A man goes home and masturbates his typical fantasy," wrote Sanders. "A woman on her knees. A woman tied up. A woman abused."

Won't anyone think of the hand babaies?

Posted by: M�cahid Cihad Han at May 28, 2015 03:45 PM (ecDRv)

172 158 You wrote rape twice.

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2015 03:45 PM (mGBKM)

173 >>HO scale, no doubt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 03:43 PM (St6BJ) <<

I just splooged myself.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2015 03:45 PM (C278+)

174 Finally for once, there is a documented case of "Rape Culture" at UC Berkeley, and of a rapist going essentially unpunished...

http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/Former-UC-Berkeley-doctor-gets-probation-for-6207661.php

Then read this:

http://www.courthousenews.com/2012/07/05/48079.htm

...but I can GUARANTEE that we will not hear a peep about this from the SJW crowd.

Why? Because the perp is gay, and the victims are men. Duh.

Posted by: zombie at May 28, 2015 03:45 PM (jBuUi)

175 "I don't think we need to play 'eye for an eye'.
Posted by: Jasim Haddad at May 28, 2015 03:39 PM (+h6i5)"
---------------------

I agree. We need to play TWO eyes for an eye.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 28, 2015 03:45 PM (TV9BR)

176 You left out the incest and rape.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2015 03:44 PM (659DL)

And dwarf sex and rape

Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 03:45 PM (sWgE+)

177 Also don't forget the two sets of rules theory--

Sanders,Kennedy and Bill can be sexist pig dogs, he'll even ISIS, you conservatives can't even talk about birth control.

Posted by: Col. Sanders Puts Down the Chicken at May 28, 2015 03:45 PM (RJMhd)

178 I must be weird then, because I've never fantasized about tying up or abusing anyone. :-\.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 03:45 PM (AkOaV)

179 You know we here at the Vermont Reproductive Center dream of getting raped by three big thugs everyday.

Over and over. I think I am getting wet.

Posted by: Mary, from some fcuking place in VT at May 28, 2015 03:46 PM (0FSuD)

180 Ha, the picture really adds to the story.

So will Sander's campaign poster be none more black?

Posted by: Lauren at May 28, 2015 03:46 PM (KpRYi)

181 Dear Rape Victims:

Bernie Sanders (D-Vermont) said you liked it.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 03:46 PM (oVJmc)

182 She doesn't have to get down on her knees, hell, I'll stand on a chair!

Posted by: maddogg at May 28, 2015 03:46 PM (xWW96)

183 175 I agree. We need to play TWO eyes for an eye.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 28, 2015 03:45 PM (TV9BR)

I saw them open for Third Eye Blind at the Kingdome back in '94.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 03:46 PM (St6BJ)

184 Hey

Any of youse guys read The Wanting Seed? by Anthony Burgess. It was the companion novel to Clockwork Orange.

Posted by: Bigby's Thumb in the Eye at May 28, 2015 03:40 PM (3ZtZW)

It's not really a companion novel.

TWS was written about the same time as CO,

when Anthony Burgess thought he was dying of cancer(?) and cranked out a bunch of novels in a very short time so as not to leave his family in the poor house.

Kind of amazing when you think about it.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2015 03:46 PM (0cMkb)

185 Cooke is arguing for what he conceives of as free speech absolutism -- one does not demagogue speech to whip up feeding frenzies of angry lynch mobbers about something merely said.
---

It's not merely SAID, it's THOUGHT.

The guy is running for POTUS and is already a member of an elite and powerful political group. If he believes this about (all) women, his brain is defective.

So it's not just that he deserves both barrels because they do it to our candidates. He deserves it because this kind of crazy thinking is not something we should tolerate from a U.S. Senator or a President.

Posted by: Y-not at May 28, 2015 03:47 PM (RWGcK)

186 181 Dear Rape Victims:

Bernie Sanders (D-Vermont) said you liked it.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 03:46 PM (oVJmc)

If you're going to be equally enslaved in a Nork-style gulag, you might as well sit back and enjoy it.

- - Confused-us

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 03:47 PM (St6BJ)

187 Bernie Stalin.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2015 03:47 PM (3A2nj)

188 You can't let one side have the rhetorical equivalent of nukes.

There must be Mutually Assured Destruction.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 03:47 PM (oVJmc)

189 I think there was some infamous totalitarian commie that said:

"Accuse others of what you are doing."

#waronwomen

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 28, 2015 03:47 PM (TV9BR)

190 Three men isn't rape, rape, rape.

It's a chain gang.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 03:47 PM (U7cLk)

191
Spinal Tap That Ass

Posted by: Bernard Sanders Fap Fantasy Album at May 28, 2015 03:47 PM (8XRCm)

192 Charles C.W.A.R.P. Cooke implores us not to make too big of a deal about some Communist Senator because "A society in which people are drummed out of politics for things they wrote 43 years ago is an ugly society indeed."

Charles A.S.P.C.A. Cooke wants us to avoid helping to create this ugly society by just ignoring the double standard.

Screw that, Chuck. It's already an ugly society and has been since at least the first time we were subjected to Senate Judiciary Committee hearings inquiring as to pubic hair on Coke cans.

Also, I saw Ugly Society open for Townes Van Zandt at the Llano Opry in 1985.

Posted by: Furious George, late to arrive at May 28, 2015 03:47 PM (UlJ3l)

193 He has the glossy page full color magazines to prove it...
Lots of them....

Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 28, 2015 03:48 PM (eOpVe)

194
Bernie Sanders stole Jimmy Savile's hairstyle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 03:48 PM (St6BJ)

195 Trust me, it doesn't work out like you hoped.

Posted by: Tat at May 28, 2015 03:48 PM (0bXhD)

196 GoT should have an episode where G.R.R.R.R.R. Martin gets sodomized, castrated and his head cut off on screen live.

I'd PAY big money to see that.

But that's because he lured me into liking the first few volumes and then just up and stopped writing anymore for quite a while.

And then he turns out to be a fat load liberal on top of it all.

People like him give fantasy a bad name.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 28, 2015 03:48 PM (zRby/)

197 Wait...is Bernie counting women holes wrong?

No wonder he wants to take their choice away when it comes to underarm deodorant.

Posted by: Col. Sanders Puts Down the Chicken at May 28, 2015 03:48 PM (RJMhd)

198 Yeah, Bernie, not every male equates sex with pain (or domination).

FFS old man, go away.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 28, 2015 03:48 PM (A98Xu)

199 Are we gonna take the high road and not use this.

OF COURSE!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 28, 2015 03:48 PM (fWAjv)

200 Yeah Ace, I didn't like the movie either.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 28, 2015 03:48 PM (V70Uh)

201 Posted by: Y-not at May 28, 2015 03:47 PM (RWGcK)

Well, in general, I don't want to punish people for thought crimes from 40 years ago.

BUT... fair is fair. The medias ramping up for a "war on women" part II; one of their declared candidates wrote something ... strange about rape.

So I guess we exploit it.

Personally, I'd rather live in a world where we looked past things like this -- how would his ideas about rape and sex from 40 years ago effect his presidency? wouldnt... -- but we don't get to pick the battlefields, unfortunately.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 03:49 PM (AkOaV)

202 Remember when Jim Webb wrote a book about Vietnam and related a story about men greeting young boys by picking them up, flipping them over and taking their schwanzes in their mouths? It was a huge story and the media crucified him.

Nah, just kidding. They ignored it and went after macaca guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2015 03:49 PM (g1DWB)

203 Well I certainly don't fantasize about being raped by three men!
Guess I'll have to send Bernie a stern rebuke about that...

Posted by: Hillary! at May 28, 2015 03:49 PM (YFFpo)

204 Did Bernie spend a lot of time with Saddam? Seems they have similar fantasies.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 28, 2015 03:49 PM (81UWZ)

205 Yeah. We're already AT the ugly society stage. This is just payback.

You remember that? It's a bitch.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 28, 2015 03:49 PM (zRby/)

206 197 Wait...is Bernie counting women holes wrong?

No wonder he wants to take their choice away when it comes to underarm deodorant.
Posted by: Col. Sanders Puts Down the Chicken at May 28, 2015 03:48 PM (RJMhd)

Oldie but goodie:

Q: What are the 3 best things about anal sex?

A: Location, location, location.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 03:49 PM (St6BJ)

207 Smell the glove...

Posted by: David St. Hubbins at May 28, 2015 03:49 PM (F2IAQ)

208 ***"Turns out that Song Of Ice And Fire is full of rape, murder, arson and rape.

You left out the incest and rape."***

Haven't read the books, but the series lost me at the funeral incest rape scene. That stupidity could only be explained by the fact that the creator/s are now just using the story as a vehicle to project their fantasies.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 28, 2015 03:49 PM (xSCb6)

209 Mitt has binders of women, Bernie has women in binders.

Posted by: maddogg at May 28, 2015 03:49 PM (xWW96)

210 "He has the glossy page full color magazines to prove it...

Lots of them....

Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 28, 2015 03:48 PM (eOpVe)"----------------------------
Year but you can't open them.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 28, 2015 03:50 PM (TV9BR)

211 You know when the "girls" come in the first thing we axe is the name of the guy that did it.

Always get prospects.

Posted by: Mary, from some fcuking place in VT at May 28, 2015 03:50 PM (0FSuD)

212 Who knew Bernie Sanders could rape women with the power of three men? He is macho man with mucho spooge.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 28, 2015 03:50 PM (oDCMR)

213 the Left play like schoolyard bullies

treat them accordingly

and smile

Posted by: Feh at May 28, 2015 03:50 PM (eoT/v)

214 I support "modified tit-for-tat": Any nasty trick the other guy uses, turn on him a hundredfold.

SWAT one of mine? Dozens of yours join the fun.

Gas some of mine? Hope you didn't need those cities.

I've never been a fan of proportionate retribution. I'll have to answer to my Maker on that point someday, but there it is.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 28, 2015 03:50 PM (DT3rQ)

215 "And what do you call this....essay....Senator Sanders?"

"The Aristocrats!"

Posted by: Generalissimo Francisco Franco at May 28, 2015 03:50 PM (Lrzm4)

216 Charles C. W. Cooke is right: "take the high road." The defense of free speech is more important than all of us, and is more important that this election.

Posted by: m at May 28, 2015 03:51 PM (/31Bi)

217
One of my favorite ongoing things in National Lampoon was a bit called "Tips 'n Tales from Bernie X."

Hmm. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 03:51 PM (St6BJ)

218
As was referenced, this guy will be speaking at a LOT of colleges.

Everyone of them should have to issue a statement explaining his presence and guaranteeing access to Safe Rooms.

Posted by: CJ at May 28, 2015 03:51 PM (9KqcB)

219 They used to say that most of those guys who got blacklisted for unAmerican activities were merely trying to be one of those 3 guys

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 28, 2015 03:51 PM (S7x7a)

220 Writing about Jim Webbing little boys is kosher, but saying Macaca will end your career.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2015 03:51 PM (3A2nj)

221 220 Writing about Jim Webbing little boys is kosher, but saying Macaca will end your career.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2015 03:51 PM (3A2nj)

"I didn't say Macaca! I said Akaka! Daniel Akaka!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 03:51 PM (St6BJ)

222 203
Well I certainly don't fantasize about being raped by three men!
Guess I'll have to send Bernie a stern rebuke about that...

Posted by: Hillary! at May 28, 2015 03:49 PM (YFFpo)

Thank God it's just me.

Posted by: Humma at May 28, 2015 03:52 PM (0FSuD)

223 Cooke's plan leaves the principled at the mercy of the unprincipled.

It's pure suicide.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 03:52 PM (oVJmc)

224 What's the best thing about screwing twenty four year olds?
There are twenty of them.

Posted by: Harry Reid, Accused Pederast at May 28, 2015 03:52 PM (TV9BR)

225 167 It WOULD be interesting to ask every college in the country what risk would there be allowing this rape apologist on campus, what with triggers, and microaggressions, and the possibility of the delinquency of a statue and all.
Posted by: maple tree
_________________

I want to see a complaint filed with every single university that allows the posting of any posters or bumper stickers for Sanders. Allowing any kind of pro-Sanders expression is simply perpetuating the rape culture on campus.

Posted by: Furious George at May 28, 2015 03:52 PM (UlJ3l)

226 216 Charles C. W. Cooke is right: "take the high road." The defense of free speech is more important than all of us, and is more important that this election.
Posted by: m at May 28, 2015 03:51 PM (/31Bi)

No, it fucking isn't either.

Posted by: maddogg at May 28, 2015 03:52 PM (xWW96)

227 216 Charles C. W. Cooke is right: "take the high road." The defense of free speech is more important than all of us, and is more important that this election.
Posted by: m at May 28, 2015 03:51 PM (/31Bi)

I'm defending free speech by loudly yelling this Bernie Sanders story from the rooftops.

Thank YOU!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 03:52 PM (St6BJ)

228 Masturbation? What is it?

Posted by: Afroman at May 28, 2015 03:53 PM (UPJtz)

229 I bet Bernie likes to rape women with syrup. Nasty Yankee.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 28, 2015 03:53 PM (oDCMR)

230 He likes rape.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at May 28, 2015 03:45 PM (oVJmc)

I wanna party with you!

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at May 28, 2015 03:53 PM (ecDRv)

231 O/T

Are all old Republicans smoking dope? This is the stupid.

http://tinyurl.com/ojxccrx

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 03:53 PM (0FSuD)

232 I'm waiting for the first Evangelical riot the next time some scrunts decide they can't abide someone having an opinion contrary to theirs.

Or better yet when some Muslim yahoo from CAIR starts talking about Muslim back lash.

Hows about we visit some old testamentary visions upon our avowed and well known enemies?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 28, 2015 03:53 PM (zRby/)

233 What's the best thing about screwing twenty four year olds?
There are twenty of them.

Posted by: Harry Reid, Accused Pederast

*snort*

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 28, 2015 03:53 PM (evdj2)

234 >>> I don't think we need to play 'eye for an eye'. I think we need to ignore the fools and just get on with life and stop worrying about what they think.

Did you even read the post?

Posted by: Bigby's Thumb in the Eye at May 28, 2015 03:53 PM (3ZtZW)

235 Well, in general, I don't want to punish people for thought crimes from 40 years ago.
---

He wasn't a 16 year old kid. He was an adult. A sick adult, apparently, who probably needs to be in psychotherapy.

It kind of makes you wonder which candidate that rape allegation was floated about yesterday though, doesn't it?

Posted by: Y-not at May 28, 2015 03:53 PM (RWGcK)

236 Ms Clinton, your opponent, Mr Sanders has said in the past that "a woman enjoys intercourse with her man--as she fantasizes about being raped by 3 men simultaneously." Now, we've gotten confirmation from Ms Lewinsky that this is true for her ... can you tell us if you agree ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 28, 2015 03:54 PM (S7x7a)

237 The best part is the typewritten, cut-and-paste mimeograph hippie underground newspaper look of the original essay. I'll bet the skeevy old commie thought he had the only remaining copy.

Posted by: Ponydaemmerung at May 28, 2015 03:54 PM (1Xq6/)

238 "Honey, do you fantasize when we are having sex about being raped by three men simultaneously?"

"No, I don't. WTF is wrong with you?"

"Nothing, just checking a perverts theory."

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 28, 2015 03:54 PM (A98Xu)

239 "Shut up," he declared in defense of free speech.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 28, 2015 03:54 PM (uctT+)

240 Cooke's a foreign squish.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 28, 2015 03:54 PM (evdj2)

241 Game of Thrones ends with a huge Number 6 dance.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 03:54 PM (oVJmc)

242 I'm sort of glad there's a U.S. Senate, where people like Bernie can work under closely supervised conditions.

Imagine if he lived by himself in a little house in the wilds of rural Vermont. They'd be digging up the back yard for years, looking for human remains.

Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 03:54 PM (LISuA)

243 "The left is unscrupulous, nasty, and often borderline insane, and will take the benefit of that bargain every time."

so yay, let's rally behind their favourite pet cause: fag marriage!

"They have effectively criminalized it to say anything other than "Women are just terrific" and "everything is awesome!""

Ask Sarah Palin

Posted by: fromabroad at May 28, 2015 03:54 PM (rnV3B)

244 Did Cooke find a way to blame this on Ted Cruz or Sarah Palin supporters?

Posted by: Buzzion at May 28, 2015 03:55 PM (z/Ubi)

245 >>Charles C. W. Cooke is right: "take the high road." The defense of free speech is more important than all of us, and is more important that this election.

Not sure you're getting the spirit behind this whole free speech thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2015 03:55 PM (g1DWB)

246 I've never been a fan of proportionate retribution. I'll have to answer to my Maker on that point someday, but there it is.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 28, 2015 03:50 PM (DT3rQ

I would be happy if our side just snarled back instead of peeing on the floor and cowering in the f*cking corner.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2015 03:55 PM (F2IAQ)

247 Sanders gets a pass because he means well, and by "he means well" I am saying that he is a socialist.

So he gets a pass. Now you, you garbage-humping Ewok - you have a lot of crimes to answer for.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes All Who Have Protected Our American Right To Gripe! at May 28, 2015 03:55 PM (hLRSq)

248 The fucking MFM went back and fucking waterboarded Mitt's fucking kindergarten teacher. Fuck them. You find it, hit them with it. Screw them to the bristles.

Posted by: maddogg at May 28, 2015 03:55 PM (xWW96)

249 *undoes corset, cinches up assless chaps, then sets down the long-handled spoon*

Honestly, I don't see the big deal about this.......

*sound of child weeping, begging to be untied*

SHUT UP, my lovely boy!!! It's not YOUR TURN to beg for my caresses!!!

Posted by: Hairy Reid at May 28, 2015 03:55 PM (sCHw2)

250 244 That will have to wait for his next column.

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2015 03:55 PM (mGBKM)

251 I generally like Cooke, but in his picture on Twitter, he looks like the creepy smiling chauffeur from the movie Burnt Offerings.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 28, 2015 03:56 PM (OD2ni)

252
http://tinyurl.com/8322l79

Cuckolding, in which men watch their wives have sex with other guys, is catching on among people with high IQs who revel in the psychological agony.

"When he hears his wife moan with pleasure while she has sex with another man, Paul Pines feels bad—then good. When Paul’s wife tells him that the other man is much better at sex than he ever was, Paul feels worse—then better. But of course he does: He arranged this encounter, in which he watches in agony as his wife makes love to another guy. And almost as soon as it’s over, he’ll start planning the next one."

...

The Internet is rife with husbands enthusiastically soliciting other men—often larger, hotter, sexier men than themselves—to have sex with their wives while they watch.

“The high point of cuckolding is when your wife says she wants the other guy all the time and never wants you.”

This isn’t like swinging, and it’s not a threesome. Cuckolded men (aka "cucks") only observe their wives’ infidelities, they don’t participate. And that's why they find it a turn-on: They're left out, looking on as the woman they love climaxes with a better man than them. It’s a form of psychological sadomasochism. Some people get turned on by whips, chains, and physical pain. Cucks get aroused by mental anguish.

Cuckolding is rapidly emerging as the alt-sex fetish of choice for American intellectuals.

...

In this respect, cuckolding attracts "the very highly educated," Paul says, adding that it’s “truly intellectual in its enterprise because it replaces sexual touch with humiliation and emotional pain, both of which are psychological. Most of what gives me physical pleasure has to go on in my brain. I'm totally being classist, but this isn't like people in redneck bars asking each other, 'You wanna fuck my wife?' It's much more complex. It's pleasure on a different level."

...

But there’s also a somewhat uncomfortable racial angle to cuckolding. Cruise the galleries at cuckolding Web sites and you'll see the same dynamic again and again: white husband, white wife, African-American other man. In cuck slang, these black men are dubbed "mandingos" or "bulls." Some sites, such as InterracialCuck.com, CuckoldHoes.com, and BigBlackBull.com, cater solely to this.

"It harks back to the notion of the forbidden," says Paul, who doesn't pursue this fetish-within-a-fetish himself, "and to that monstrous old stereotype in which all black men have two-foot cocks."

For Paul, it’s enough that the guy makes him feel pathetic, but he warns that the emotional scarring isn’t for everyone.

"You're playing with fire” he says. “Don't do this unless you understand that you can't take it back. Even if you never do it again, your wife will have always had that great time, and you'll both know."

Posted by: zombie at May 28, 2015 03:56 PM (jBuUi)

253 BTW, Sanders is celebrating #ThrowbackThursday with a picture taken in 1962 of him leading that U of Chicago protest/sit in/administration building takeover. LOL.

Posted by: Y-not at May 28, 2015 03:56 PM (RWGcK)

254 Ho Lee Fuk! I think this old perv must be bat shit crazy! He actually put those words to paper? Whoa.

Posted by: TX ette at May 28, 2015 03:56 PM (+InY5)

255 I'll just drop this nugget here

That piece of chocolate bar and marshmallow key ingredients in the s'more are just too unhealthy for Michelle Obama's food police at the USDA and they want you to eliminate them.

http://tinyurl.com/o9qyjvg

Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 03:56 PM (sWgE+)

256 "take the high road." The defense of free speech is more important than all of us, and is more important that this election.
Posted by: m at May 28, 2015 03:51 PM (/31Bi)

I get the argument, and am uncomfortable using the lefts playbook against them, but uh...

no ones going against free speech. The man is running for president, any of his previous writings, arrests, court records, tax returns, medical records etc etc. are fair game -- at least according to the rules of modern society and the media.

The left never ignores even the most minor transgressions that R's make.

Personally? I won't be making a big deal out of this. But it does blunt the "war on women" attack from the media.

Or would in a sane world. Let's be honest, the media will never mention this passage no matter what we say, so ...

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 03:56 PM (AkOaV)

257 Not sure you're getting the spirit behind this whole free speech thing.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2015 03:55 PM (g1DWB)

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Amen. Cooke is being ridiculous.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 28, 2015 03:57 PM (A98Xu)

258 Scratch a Socialist, find a rapist.

Posted by: Jenny Didn't Read Previous Comments at May 28, 2015 03:57 PM (r2uyN)

259 I think Vermonters are putting too much syrup on their pancakes. All that sugar makes them do strange things in the voting booth.

Posted by: Hank at May 28, 2015 03:57 PM (mb+j8)

260 Posted by: zombie at May 28, 2015 03:56 PM (jBuUi)

Seriously fucked up.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2015 03:57 PM (2Ojst)

261 I agree with Senator Heflin. Yeah, that's right! The women like something with more stories and costumes, that'll transport 'em to another place and time. That's right! Women don't like close-ups of oversized genitalia! That's just never gonna turn 'em on!

Posted by: Sen. Strom Thurmond at May 28, 2015 03:57 PM (evdj2)

262 >>Did Cooke find a way to blame this on Ted Cruz or Sarah Palin supporters?

Or Rick Santorum.

Posted by: Y-not at May 28, 2015 03:58 PM (RWGcK)

263 You take the high road and I'll take the low road.

And I'll get a blowjob before you.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 28, 2015 03:58 PM (zRby/)

264 When you're done here, check out Vox Day on George Martin today. Turns out that Song Of Ice And Fire is full of rape, murder, arson and rape.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 28, 2015 03:43 PM (N+DQG)

No shit! You know Vox didn't manage to read all those books...

Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 03:58 PM (lIU4e)

265 I report, you decide.

Posted by: zombie at May 28, 2015 03:58 PM (jBuUi)

266 So the ghey guys down at the Y having anal in the shower are OK?

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 03:59 PM (0FSuD)

267 Yeah, see, it's all those TRUECONS fault.

Christianity: Getting blamed for all the evil shit in the world for 2 thousand years.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 28, 2015 03:59 PM (zRby/)

268 Sanders is a kook and a crank, but the Beast is straight up evil.

Posted by: maddogg at May 28, 2015 03:59 PM (xWW96)

269 Hillary...and three men...

Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 28, 2015 03:59 PM (eOpVe)

270 Posted by: zombie at May 28, 2015 03:56 PM (jBuUi)

Huh.

Takes all types i guess.

I especially liked the "not to be classist, but..." part. Liberal tolerance and all that.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 03:59 PM (AkOaV)

271 216 Charles C. W. Cooke is right: "take the high road." The defense of free speech is more important than all of us, and is more important that this election.
Posted by: m at May 28, 2015 03:51 PM (/31Bi)

Horse shit. Cooke is demanding a surrender of free speech. He is demanding we not exercise our right to free speech to call out this idiotic drivel. Free speech is not just being able to speak freely. It's everyone else being able to tell you what a fucking jackoff you are for what you just said.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 28, 2015 03:59 PM (z/Ubi)

272 What does Bernie thing the LGBTQ'ers fantasize about? Maybe that's in the sequel.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 28, 2015 03:59 PM (2cS/G)

273 "I would like to get to place where we have conversations which are no longer mediated by the mentally unstable and under medicated."

Love this line.

Posted by: Y-not at May 28, 2015 03:59 PM (RWGcK)

274
Posted by: Sen. Strom Thurmond at May 28, 2015 03:57 PM (evdj2)
It was a looooooong time ago that SNL was that funny.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 04:00 PM (oVJmc)

275 Question.

Does this mean rapey Tuesday is moving to Thursday or do we get two rapey days a week that both begin in T?

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 28, 2015 04:00 PM (TV9BR)

276 I studied game theory for three semesters in college under the guidance of professor, Charles Winslow, who was then considered one of the preeminent game theorists in the country. This was during the Cold War, remember, and game theory was coming into its own. I considered the game theory stuff the most challenging coursework I undertook.

To the point: Someone on the Dem Progressive side has a deep understanding of game theory and its real-world strategic applications. Someone on the Dem Progressive side is well-versed using these techniques towar-game political scenarios and construct media campaigns.

Meanwhile, highly paid Republican Party media consultants wander down carpeted corporate hallways with their arms extended, making airplane and machinegun noises: Vroom! Vroom! Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Ratta-tatta-tatta! Ptang! Pew!

Posted by: troyriser at May 28, 2015 04:00 PM (S08gh)

277 250 244 That will have to wait for his next column.
Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2015 03:55 PM (mGBKM)

His next column, "Why the Conservative movement won't own up to ISIS"

Rand Paul will be a contributor

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2015 04:00 PM (F2IAQ)

278 I wonder if Statue Girl is gonna call him out on this?

Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at May 28, 2015 04:00 PM (M98k8)

279 RE: "following the rules" and treating the enemy with respect and honour........

FUCK THAT. You either WIN the War or you don't have even the smidgen left of what America was, not 15 or 20 years ago. We barely have that, now.

Did Truman say "let's treat those Nipponese bastards like human beings and let a million of our troops die in a conventional invasion, for goodness sake" or did he drop a nuke/A-Bomb on those slant-eyed special snowflakes?

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at May 28, 2015 04:01 PM (sCHw2)

280 Why is Cooke a thing?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 28, 2015 04:01 PM (A98Xu)

281 You take the high road and I'll take the low road.

And I'll get a blowjob before you.

You take the high road and you'll get your ass beat by those who don't.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 04:01 PM (U7cLk)

282 This is like Ron Paul's! old racist newsletters.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 04:01 PM (oVJmc)

283 Does this mean rapey Tuesday is moving to Thursday or do we get two rapey days a week that both begin in T?

Come for the news, stay for the rape.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 04:01 PM (sWgE+)

284 Hey, Sanders! Is it okay if we tie up a woman in a kneeling position and then abuse her? 'Cause some of us can't afford three hookers.

Posted by: jwpaine at May 28, 2015 04:02 PM (0bXhD)

285 Hillary...and three men...

Death Row inmates.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 04:02 PM (U7cLk)

286 I generally like Cooke, but in his picture on Twitter, he looks like the creepy smiling chauffeur from the movie Burnt Offerings.

Eeesh. You and I are probably the only ones that get the reference.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2015 04:02 PM (659DL)

287 284 Hey, Sanders! Is it okay if we tie up a woman in a kneeling position and then abuse her? 'Cause some of us can't afford three hookers.

Posted by: jwpaine at May 28, 2015 04:02 PM (0bXhD)

They say women are better multitaskers anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2015 04:02 PM (2Ojst)

288 Meh, there's an invisible 'D' and 'S' and 'C' after his 'I'. No one in the party that shrieks the loudest about imagined atrocities against women will say a single thing.

With any luck he'll be viewed as more conservative than Hillery but along the likes of Luap Nor, BSC and to damn old. This is going to be the weirdest Presidential election I will have witnessed since the Kennedy/Nixon election.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at May 28, 2015 04:02 PM (4CRfK)

289 >>> Christianity: Getting blamed for all the evil shit in the world for 2 thousand years.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 28, 2015 03:59 PM (zRby/)<<<
Hi, there!

Posted by: Jewish victims of Inquisition/Pogroms at May 28, 2015 04:02 PM (sCHw2)

290 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2015 04:00 PM (F2IAQ)

No, no, its not the conservative movement.

It's McCain, Graham, Lieberman, Hillary, Obama, Susan Rice, Samantha Powers, etc. etc.

The Wilsonian Progressives.

Call them what you will. I don't think anyone would call them "conservatives". Most of them aren't Republicans.

Rand calls them "hawks" which is... not quite the word I would use, but gets across the point.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 04:03 PM (AkOaV)

291 Posted by: zombie at May 28, 2015 03:56 PM (jBuUi)

Seriously fucked up.

Posted by: Insomniac

WTAF is wrong with people?

Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 28, 2015 04:03 PM (/Ho8c)

292 You better believe I'm going to use this against the Left. Hell, they're talking as if Josh Duggar is representative of all Christians and conservatives.

Cooke can go to hell. I'm tired of taking the high road.

Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at May 28, 2015 04:03 PM (u0lmX)

293 I can understand people having some really strange and perhaps dark and evil thoughts.

What always surprises me is that so many put them down on paper or record somewhere.

That's just ignorant, sir.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 28, 2015 04:03 PM (zRby/)

294 You know, I no longer feel quite so dirty over those trips to Thailand anymore....

Posted by: Azenogoth at May 28, 2015 04:03 PM (z/vX9)

295 When it comes to porn, I'm kinda partial to the two or more lactating lesbians feeding each other. What does that say about me? Don't answer that!

Posted by: maddogg at May 28, 2015 04:03 PM (xWW96)

296 I think we should sit back and see what the Mean Girls do with Bernie, and by Mean Girls - I mean Ezra Klein avec Matty Yglesias.

Posted by: Col. Sanders Puts Down the Chicken at May 28, 2015 04:04 PM (RJMhd)

297 He also has a Big Microphone.

I hope he has more than just a big microphone.

Posted by: Woman who fantasizes of being raped by three Bernie Sanders at May 28, 2015 04:04 PM (jsYc/)

298 We can joke about this, but Sanders is an evil fcuking commie.

I mean EVIL. Fcuk him.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 04:04 PM (0FSuD)

299 Horse shit. Cooke is demanding a surrender of free speech. He is demanding we not exercise our right to free speech to call out this idiotic drivel. Free speech is not just being able to speak freely. It's everyone else being able to tell you what a fucking jackoff you are for what you just said.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 28, 2015 03:59 PM (z/Ubi)

---------

This needs to be stated repeatedly.

People really don't get it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 28, 2015 04:04 PM (A98Xu)

300 WTAF is wrong with people?
Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 28, 2015 04:03 PM (/Ho8c)

I've been trying to figure that out since I was six years old. If I ever find the answer, I'll be certain to share.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2015 04:04 PM (2Ojst)

301 "All Men Dream Of Tying Up and Sexually Abusing Women, And All Women Fantasize of Being Raped By Three Men"

Words Bill Clinton has lived his life by.
Make them pay for it.

Posted by: Iblis at May 28, 2015 04:05 PM (9221z)

302 BUT--- LARRY CRAIG!!!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 04:05 PM (oVJmc)

303 Probably said up-thread, but here goes:

WTH does sexual proclivities have to do with running for president?!

I don't care what you do w/your mate in the bedroom, I don't care how you formed your sexual identity. STFU this is TMI!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2015 04:05 PM (q6kiT)

304 What does that say about me?

You're pretty much in the right place, interwebs-speaking.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2015 04:05 PM (659DL)

305
Posted by: zombie at May 28, 2015 03:56 PM (jBuUi

Wow, just wow. Had no idea.
Hey you little f*cker, just eat a .380 and be done with your pathetic loser life.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2015 04:05 PM (F2IAQ)

306 Look if he were young and hot and with girls who are young and hot, we'd all be ok with this, but...but...but he is old, with old man balls, and I think I'm goin to puke

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2015 04:05 PM (rDqRv)

307 Cooke is arguing for what he conceives of as free speech absolutism -- one does not demagogue speech to whip up feeding frenzies of angry lynch mobbers about something merely said.

Cooke must have been outraged over the way Romney was treated for carrying a dog in a crate on the roof of his car years ago.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2015 04:05 PM (d21//)

308 When the high road ends in defeat, it might be time to find the nearest exit.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 28, 2015 04:06 PM (xSCb6)

309 Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2015 04:04 PM (2Ojst)

if some liberal (at least partially gay... I mean hes watching another dude bang his wife) dude wants to let his wife get railed by some other dude while his wife later berates him for being sexually inadequate, well...

...Go for it I guess. Fucking weirdos.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 04:06 PM (AkOaV)

310
Jebuz. I have to work at work for a while and there's a fantasy pron thread?

You people should be discussing the GOPe's latest sellout when I have to work at work. And then pron and fantasy and kink when I'm here.

*scrolls up in thread*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2015 04:06 PM (JtwS4)

311 Mary Cloggenstein and the Brattleboro Womyn's Collective told Bernie all about their fantasies. They didn't think he'd go all public with them.

Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at May 28, 2015 04:06 PM (u0lmX)

312
"Eeesh. You and I are probably the only ones that get the reference."

Perhpas, but its true. That guy gave me nightmares asa child.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 28, 2015 04:06 PM (OD2ni)

313 Posted by: zombie at May 28, 2015 03:56 PM (jBuUi)

That guy is incredibly selfish. He is treating both his wife and the "other guy" as pawns for his dubious pleasure.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 28, 2015 04:06 PM (GDulk)

314 I know I'm going to be called perverted and crazed. My sexual fantasies usually involve two beautiful twenty something bisexual women, myself, and a bottle of blue pills. A blonde and a brunette.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 28, 2015 04:06 PM (TV9BR)

315 When the high road ends in...the IRS rummaging through my internet ramblings, I'm not taking the high road.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2015 04:07 PM (659DL)

316 Wease now shows Bernie honeymooned in Soviet Union. No mention if he and wife included Ted Kennedy and a couple KGB agents.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders, The Love God at May 28, 2015 04:07 PM (Dl00M)

317 Charles C. W. Cooke is right: "take the high road." The defense of free speech is more important than all of us, and is more important that this election.
Posted by: m
------------------

Sacrifice by the normal to the abnormal is not a good thing, in spite of contemporary trends to do so.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 04:08 PM (F2IAQ)

318 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 28, 2015 04:06 PM (GDulk)

Yeah, but... consenting adults.

I just... don't need to know about it.

It's weird. But people are weird. As Jefferson said (paraphrasing, but close), "as long as it neither picks my pocket or breaks my leg, what do I care?"

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 04:08 PM (AkOaV)

319 Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 28, 2015 04:06 PM (TV9BR)

And they have no place to run and hide.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 04:08 PM (sWgE+)

320 Mary Cloggenstein and the Brattleboro Womyn's Collective told Bernie all about their fantasies. They didn't think he'd go all public with them.

They fvcked up. They trusted him!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 04:08 PM (U7cLk)

321 Posted by: Jewish victims of Inquisition/Pogroms at May 28, 2015 04:02 PM (sCHw2)

That was the State voiding it's financial entanglements under the guise of faith.

Nothing. Not one sentence in the New Testament declares Jews to be the enemies of Christians and to declare them fair game. (unlike Islam) In fact, just the opposite.

Any and all declarations of such are derived from and delivered by the minds and hands of men claiming the mantle of God's will but lacking any proof.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 28, 2015 04:08 PM (zRby/)

322 Amen. Cooke is being ridiculous.Posted by: Seems Legit at May 28, 2015 03:57 PM (A98Xu) ---Cooke is a good writer and usually provides our side with plenty of ammo. I didn't read his column, but I don't find the notion "ridiculous." A few years ago I would have agreed with him. That was before the Left's By Any Means Necessary went mainstream. Now, I agree with Ace. It's the only way to fight them.

Posted by: CJ at May 28, 2015 04:08 PM (9KqcB)

323 Charles W. Cooke would say that the way to stop gun violence is to let yourself be shot rather than shoot back.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 04:09 PM (oVJmc)

324 Wease now shows Bernie honeymooned in Soviet Union.

...
...
...

It's kinda hard to strike me speechless...but WHAT THE COSMIC GOAT HELL?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2015 04:09 PM (659DL)

325 I am not JFK, I just want my dick sucked by a fat girl( Not Hillary).

Is that too much to axe?

Posted by: Good ole Bill Clinton, feminst hero and rapist. at May 28, 2015 04:09 PM (0FSuD)

326 troyriser

So according to game theory, what's your opinion on this?

Posted by: Col. Sanders Puts Down the Chicken at May 28, 2015 04:09 PM (RJMhd)

327 311 Mary Cloggenstein and the Brattleboro Womyn's Collective told Bernie all about their fantasies. They didn't think he'd go all public with them.
Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at May 28, 2015 04:06 PM (u0lmX)

*Snorts*

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2015 04:10 PM (F2IAQ)

328 Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 28, 2015 04:06 PM (TV9BR)

Oh! Well, I can definitely help you. Just hop on your jet, fly down to my island, and... oh, oh, you said in their 20s? As in legal?

Sorry, can't help you out with that one. But I can throw some references your way in a few years IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein, hanging with his buddy Bill at May 28, 2015 04:10 PM (AkOaV)

329 Posted by: zombie at May 28, 2015 03:56 PM (jBuUi)

I'm not saying that isn't nuts I'm just saying I don't have any firm plans for the weekend that can't be altered.

If ya know what I mean.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2015 04:10 PM (g1DWB)

330 I honestly wonder if would charge a Republican with hate crimes if they had said the same thing.

Posted by: california red at May 28, 2015 04:10 PM (UyEG4)

331 Is there anything I would rule out in war? Nothing I'd care to admit to my enemies, because ruling out anything is a "saint" tactic.

Your point?

Posted by: Boner & the Turtle at May 28, 2015 04:10 PM (zoehZ)

332
"Cooke must have been outraged over the way Romney was treated for carrying a dog in a crate on the roof of his car years ago."

I'm sure he was. He had a piece this morning blasting that stupid Matt Bai article. Cooke is not the enemy.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 28, 2015 04:10 PM (OD2ni)

333 Bernie Sanders has serious mental issues. Honeymooning in the Soviet Union (especially then)?

Cooke is being ridiculous. PERIOD.

F him.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 28, 2015 04:10 PM (A98Xu)

334 That guy is incredibly selfish. He is treating both his wife and the "other guy" as pawns for his dubious pleasure.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 28, 2015 04:06 PM (GDulk)

Um, and what about the wife who spreads her legs for another dude? Or the other dude for that matter? I don't think any of these people are off the hook. All of them are fcuked up.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2015 04:10 PM (2Ojst)

335 Will Bernie Sanders be allowed to speak on college campii?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 04:10 PM (oVJmc)

336 101 An article came out last year (in the Daily BEast of some place like that) which said that the #1 trending fetish for progressive couples is "cuckolding," specifically racialized cuckolded.

In essence, it's now hip and trendy for progressive white couples to "hook up" with a black dude, who then brutally semi-rapes the (consenting) wife, while the white husband sits nearby in the same room and jacks off watching his wife be "raped."

Bonus points if the wife and the "rapist" says abusive race-based sexual humiliations to the husband while this is happening: "You could never satisfy me the way Rastus can!" "Yeah, fap that impotent tiny little white shrimp-cock, you loser!"

This is how sick in the head white progressives are.

So, actually, Bernie Sanders is right after all.

It makes sense. Think of the pathologies that drive progressive politics: Racism, Victimology and Redistribution and/or Reparation. Not surprised that the same pathologies drive their sexuality. From a Proggy POV The wife is getting raped by Mandingo (which shows what all those savages are really like no matter how civilized they may pretend to be), the husband is helplessly forced to watch(I'm a victim!) and Rastus gets to take some of his own back from white folks who have oppressed him all these years(fucking stuck up cracker bitch).

When your ideology is sick, it poisons everything.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 28, 2015 04:10 PM (WvS3w)

337 re 316: just saw it, too:

[Bernie] Sanders married his current wife, Jane, in May of 1988 and the next day left for their "romantic honeymoon" to Yaroslavl, in the then-Soviet Union. The trip was an official delegation from Burlington to cement the two cities' sister-city relationship. "Trust me. It was a very strange honeymoon," Sanders writes.

He also visited Cuba with Jane in 1989 and tried to meet with Fidel Castro, but it didn't work out and he met with the mayor of Havana and other officials instead.

Sanders is proud of Burlington's international diplomacy efforts. "Burlington had a foreign policy because, as progressives, we understood that we all live in one world," he writes.

[strange honeymoon, I'll bet]

Posted by: mallfly at May 28, 2015 04:11 PM (qSIlh)

338
A mother and her 8 y/o son were murdered in Baltimore.

Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at May 28, 2015 04:11 PM (iQIUe)

339

Man, that's some real fucked up shit right there.

What weasel would willingly let another dude bang their wife?

Posted by: imp at May 28, 2015 04:11 PM (XIXZz)

340 320
Mary Cloggenstein and the Brattleboro Womyn's Collective told Bernie
all about their fantasies. They didn't think he'd go all public with
them.

They fvcked up. They trusted him!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 04:08 PM (U7cLk)

Yes. This. Poor girls. I guest a bus full of thugs is on it way.

Posted by: Good ole Bill Clinton, feminst hero and rapist. at May 28, 2015 04:11 PM (0FSuD)

341 >>>314
I know I'm going to be called perverted and crazed. My sexual fantasies
usually involve two beautiful twenty something bisexual women, myself,
and a bottle of blue pills. A blonde and a brunette.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 28, 2015 04:06 PM (TV9BR)<<<

That's awesome! So do we! #JustLikeYou

Posted by: Shrillary! & Huma at May 28, 2015 04:11 PM (sCHw2)

342 >.As a tactical matter, there is no way to get the left to stop with its incessant Censorship Crusades except to visit equal pain upon them.

OK, I get it - bring it up because they'd certainly use this against a Republican.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2015 04:11 PM (q6kiT)

343 Meh, more Washington DC log-rolling by Cooke.

He doesn't want Sanders called out cuz Bernie once gave him a Mentos.

Or some such thing.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2015 04:11 PM (0cMkb)

344 305
Posted by: zombie at May 28, 2015 03:56 PM (jBuUi

Wow, just wow. Had no idea.
Hey you little f*cker, just eat a .380 and be done with your pathetic loser life.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Merely suggesting that (eating a .380) to one of these masochistic "high IQ" progressives will give him a boner. "Ooooh, suicide -- the ultimate sexual humiliation! Me likey!"

Posted by: zombie at May 28, 2015 04:12 PM (jBuUi)

345 Is there anything I would rule out in war?

No. NQ.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 04:12 PM (U7cLk)

346 335 Will Bernie Sanders be allowed to speak on college campii?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 04:10 PM (oVJmc

Sign language will be a bitch.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2015 04:12 PM (F2IAQ)

347 Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 04:08 PM (AkOaV)

I was vastly happier knowing nothing about it as well. I wonder if "Paul" is British. I have a theory that upper class Brits have a kink that enjoys being humiliated.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 28, 2015 04:12 PM (GDulk)

348 He got it from Nancy Friday's My Secret Garden, supposedly a book containing all of women's private fantasies (she says she surveyed women), and rape was indeed a major part of the female sexual imagination,

Geez, at first I thought that was a reference to the children's book, "The Secret Garden".

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2015 04:12 PM (d21//)

349 I particularly like the phrase "Burlington had a foreign policy". I can't wait for Texas to have it's own foreign policy.

Posted by: mallfly at May 28, 2015 04:13 PM (qSIlh)

350 He is only running because he has fantasies of repeating the holocaust in the Holdomor of sixty million white Christians.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2015 04:13 PM (3A2nj)

351 Why do we need 18 deodorants and 24 pairs of sneakers when there are babes out there begging for a gang bang?

Posted by: Bernie Sanders' Wrinkly Old Schlong at May 28, 2015 04:13 PM (1Xq6/)

352 I love the way the psycho tries to make it sound intellectually superior to watch your wife get boned by a large, other race person.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 28, 2015 04:13 PM (A98Xu)

353

What is Bernie Sanders' involvement with the Department of Education?

Posted by: Arbalest at May 28, 2015 04:13 PM (FlRtG)

354 A mother and her 8 y/o son were murdered in Baltimore.

Until we hear what their race was, we won't know if #theirlivesmatter.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 04:13 PM (oVJmc)

355 Pain is all that the left understands anymore. I say we give them great big heaping doses of understanding.

Hey, my dog learned not to shit on the rug after I rubbed his nose in it. To be fair, he was a lot easier to train than most leftists.

Posted by: physics geek at May 28, 2015 04:14 PM (MT22W)

356
338: "A mother and her 8 y/o son were murdered in Baltimore."

When the Burning Times come, innocence will be no shield.

Posted by: Azenogoth at May 28, 2015 04:14 PM (z/vX9)

357 He also visited Cuba with Jane in 1989 and tried to meet with Fidel
Castro, but it didn't work out and he met with the mayor of Havana and
other officials instead.

I wonder if they went to that donkey show that Johnny Ola told them about?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2015 04:14 PM (YFFpo)

358 Geez, at first I thought that was a reference to the children's book, "The Secret Garden".
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2015 04:12 PM (d21//)

I love that book. If there is a porn version, please nobody tell me.

I've never been a fan of proportionate retribution. I'll have to answer to my Maker on that point someday, but there it is.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 28, 2015 03:50 PM (DT3rQ

I agree with you. Just because someone else is an asshole/murderer/cheat doesn't mean I have to be. But I don't think God has anything against calling someone out when they are wrong, evil or crazy.

Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 04:14 PM (lIU4e)

359 Clam Diggers?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2015 04:14 PM (3A2nj)

360 I know the head Ewok has a fondness for Cookes garbage but I have absolutely no use for the man.

Quite frankly he's a clown and only occasionly and by accident makes a good point.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 28, 2015 04:14 PM (kGXRK)

361 That guy is incredibly selfish. He is treating both his wife and the "other guy" as pawns for his dubious pleasure.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

You don't say.

Of course they're selfish. 99% of paraphilias and perversions are a pathological manifestation of a sexual narcissist. Perversion is the divorcing of sex from love.

Posted by: zombie at May 28, 2015 04:14 PM (jBuUi)

362 I would have thought "My Secret Garden" was what Cheech and Chong had in their basement.

Posted by: mallfly at May 28, 2015 04:14 PM (qSIlh)

363 345
Is there anything I would rule out in war?

No. NQ.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 04:12 PM (U7cLk)

War? You win or you lose. Remember flame throwers in the Jap caves?
Why not now? Napalm, cheap and it works.

Git er done

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 04:14 PM (0FSuD)

364 332
"Cooke must have been outraged over the way Romney was treated for carrying a dog in a crate on the roof of his car years ago."

I'm sure he was. He had a piece this morning blasting that stupid Matt Bai article. Cooke is not the enemy.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 28, 2015 04:10 PM (OD2ni)

He may not be the enemy. But he is a whiny little bitch that gets upset when someone decides to stand up and punch the bully.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 28, 2015 04:15 PM (z/Ubi)

365 [strange honeymoon, I'll bet]

Posted by: mallfly at May 28, 2015 04:11 PM (qSIlh)

I'm guessing he sat in the corner fapping while the 8th Mechanized Guards Regiment, um...nevermind.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 28, 2015 04:15 PM (8hctH)

366 That was the State voiding it's financial entanglements under the guise of faith.

Yeah, that tends to happen from time to time.

Posted by: zombie Jacques de Molay at May 28, 2015 04:15 PM (DT3rQ)

367 Sorry for the swears in advance and the all-caps.

EVERY SINGLE REPUBLICAN IF ASKED A GOTCHA QUESTION ABOUT SOMEONE ASSOCIATED WITH THE GOP WHO SAYS SOMETHING IDIOTIC MUST SAY TO THE REPORTER "I'M NOT ANSWERING FOR ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF" BUT IF YOU WANT THE KIND ANSWER THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO GET OUT OF ME FROM THAT QUESTION YOU ASK HILLARY OR BILL ABOUT BERNIE SANDERS "WOMEN FANTASIZING RAPE" COMMENT. GET BACK TO ME WHEN YOU DO.

Posted by: Jordan at May 28, 2015 04:15 PM (jsYc/)

368 "That's awesome! So do we! #JustLikeYou

Posted by: Shrillary! Huma at May 28, 2015 04:11 PM (sCHw2)"----------
Yeah I thought about setting that and then spiking with a hillary sock.....but modest

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 28, 2015 04:15 PM (TV9BR)

369 re 358: go read what Jacob's sons did after their sister was raped.

Posted by: mallfly at May 28, 2015 04:15 PM (qSIlh)

370 Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2015 04:10 PM (2Ojst)

"Hey bud, do you mind banging my wife?"

"er... sure...?"

"Oh, and I want to be there, crying in a corner and watching."

"ehhhhh.... nice meeting you, friend. Good luck with that."

But like I said... consenting adults. Just don't feel the need to tell me about it.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 04:16 PM (AkOaV)

371 >>Sorry for the swears in advance and the all-caps.

Needs more swears.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2015 04:16 PM (g1DWB)

372 Nood Hacked Hack

Posted by: flounder at May 28, 2015 04:16 PM (ecDRv)

373 He had a piece this morning blasting that stupid Matt Bai article. Cooke is not the enemy.

A beta twit that keeps me from effectively engaging and defeating the enemy is, in fact, indistinguishable from the enemy.

Posted by: zombie Jacques de Molay at May 28, 2015 04:17 PM (DT3rQ)

374 Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2015 04:10 PM (2Ojst)

Can't disagree with you. That's certainly three people who I would want nothing to do with.I am extremely loyal and monogamous by nature and can't even begin to understand the decision making of the "wife" (at that point she's not a wife she's the sexual plaything of at least two men which makes her a whore if she agreed to it).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 28, 2015 04:17 PM (GDulk)

375 You know the terror of war? Beheading and no quarter? Remember Tarlton in the revolutionary war?

ISIS remembers. We need to get serious. You are near them, supporting them?

You are going to die. Running a war like a fcuking PC event is not going to work.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 04:17 PM (0FSuD)

376 Templar sock off.

And yes, I would be a shockingly nasty dude if given supreme power. Which is why nobody in their right mind should ever act to make that possible.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 28, 2015 04:17 PM (DT3rQ)

377 >>I love the way the psycho tries to make it sound intellectually superior
to watch your wife get boned by a large, other race person.

So do we.
Can we subscribe to his newsletter, maybe tweet his story?

Posted by: ISIS & Boko Haram at May 28, 2015 04:18 PM (q6kiT)

378 That douche Sanders stole my research notes! And I hadn't even written them yet.

Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdely at May 28, 2015 04:18 PM (tQwIz)

379 >>>Any and all declarations of such are derived from
and delivered by the minds and hands of men claiming the mantle of God's
will but lacking any proof.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 28, 2015 04:08 PM (zRby/)<<<
Weak dodge for stuff clearly done in the Name of Christianity by Catholics, Protestants, and Orthodox Church folks, at that. You're only better than most, but NOT INNOCENT by any stretch, as you seem to believe. Your trying to pretend so is disgusting.

Posted by: Jewish victims of Inquisition/Pogroms at May 28, 2015 04:18 PM (sCHw2)

380 How about letting Sanders' essay sit out there, where it's already been publicized; let candidates on the left deal with it; let more media look into it (yay, MRC); let Sanders try to answer it. If we say, "Look at this nasty stuff this candidate wrote decades ago," we'll be tarred with being all Santorum-like; we won't win that one. I think that's what Cooke is getting at.

Posted by: m at May 28, 2015 04:19 PM (/31Bi)

381 It is also, as Steven den Beste persuasively argued...

damn, I miss that guy

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 28, 2015 04:19 PM (I8YZX)

382 90% lawyerly justification of why it's OK to get outraged by this outrage-of-the-day

Almost no other bloggers go to this extra step of explaining the meta-frame of the post, with every post.

It's why Ace is unique.

Posted by: zombie at May 28, 2015 03:26 PM (jBuUi)

Please Let It Burn Responsibly.

Posted by: Committee for Responsible Letting of Things Burn at May 28, 2015 04:19 PM (0NdlF)

383 Cooke is one of this helpful conservatives like Jen Rubin and David Frum.

He's very helpful indeed.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 28, 2015 04:19 PM (kGXRK)

384 but he is old, with old man balls,
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2015 04:05 PM

That's hawt.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at May 28, 2015 04:19 PM (h4vJk)

385 Think of the pathologies that drive progressive politics: Racism, Victimology and Redistribution and/or Reparation. Not surprised that the same pathologies drive their sexuality. From a Proggy POV The wife is getting raped by Mandingo (which shows what all those savages are really like no matter how civilized they may pretend to be), the husband is helplessly forced to watch(I'm a victim!) and Rastus gets to take some of his own back from white folks who have oppressed him all these years(fucking stuck up cracker bitch).

When your ideology is sick, it poisons everything.
Posted by: Weirddave

Bingo. You hit the nail on the head.

And interestingly, you used the term "Mandingo," not knowing that (as revealed in comment #252) that is the ACTUAL term they use for any black guy in the cuckolding scene!

Sick, sad, pathetic, despicable.

Posted by: zombie at May 28, 2015 04:20 PM (jBuUi)

386 Whelps, Nood.

Thanks for the disturbing infos as always, zombie.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 28, 2015 04:21 PM (0NdlF)

387 This guy has absolutely no insight into the female psyche. That kind of stuff would never sell.

Posted by: E L James at May 28, 2015 04:21 PM (nFdGS)

388 Snapped this pic this a.m., first Sanders bumper sticker I have seen. On a $40,000+ Lexis, natch:
http://tinyurl.com/ng2x3uk

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 04:21 PM (F2IAQ)

389 Merely suggesting that (eating a .380) to one of these masochistic "high IQ" progressives will give him a boner. "Ooooh, suicide -- the ultimate sexual humiliation! Me likey!"
Posted by: zombie at May 28, 2015 04:12 PM (jBuUi)

Don't know about him, but lefties eating a .380 sure as hell imbues me wit a stiffie!

Posted by: maddogg at May 28, 2015 04:22 PM (xWW96)

390 So according to game theory, what's your opinion on this?
Posted by: Col. Sanders Puts Down the Chicken at May 28, 2015 04:09 PM (RJMhd)

Ace broke it down: Tit for Tat. Play fair until they don'tand then retalitate every time they offend. The problem with Tit for Tat in the real world is that sometimes the cheating player does something to which no retaliation is possible, which can be anything such as the complete destruction of one's reputation and career or--in a geopolitical context--an overwhelming military attack to which no equivalent response is possible.

Further, the 'games' in game theory are simply analagous conflict-based conceptualscenarios. The real world is rife with complexity; thus, game theory setups like the 'Prisoners Dilemma' game and the 'Gunslinger' analogy are useful tools but cannot fully capture every aspect of, say, a complex trade negotation with China or show the best way to curb Chinese territorial ambitions in the South China Sea.

Posted by: troyriser at May 28, 2015 04:22 PM (S08gh)

391 @380

Steven Den Beste along with the now insane Charles Johnson were the best of the best of the blogosphere.

I routinely dive into the USS Clueless archives.

Den Beste is definitely missed.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 28, 2015 04:23 PM (kGXRK)

392 https://youtu.be/YKUOB8MN4Kc

Posted by: Mr. Burns at May 28, 2015 04:24 PM (1Xq6/)

393 troyriser

Thanks for the reply.

Posted by: Col. Sanders Puts Down the Chicken at May 28, 2015 04:30 PM (RJMhd)

394 I've never been a fan of proportionate retribution. I'll have to answer to my Maker on that point someday, but there it is.

I'm a big fan of exponential response, and can honestly defend it to God on the grounds that it's the best way to maintain peace. I doubt I'll have to, he already knows.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 28, 2015 04:30 PM (WvS3w)

395 And interestingly, you used the term "Mandingo," not knowing that (as revealed in comment #252) that is the ACTUAL term they use for any black guy in the cuckolding scene!

I did actually know that, it goes back to the movie on the subject that came out shortly after Senator Sanders' screed that we're discussing. I may not be taking pictures at Up the Alley, but I try to stay abreast of our opponents fucked up "culture". Forewarned/forearmed and all that.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 28, 2015 04:32 PM (WvS3w)

396 Posted by: Jewish victims of Inquisition/Pogroms at May 28, 2015 04:18 PM (sCHw2)

You have no right nor basis to judge me. Or likely anyone else.

So how's about you take a big gulp of go fcuk yourself.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 28, 2015 04:35 PM (zRby/)

397 @388 - well, to be honest, that's an older Lexus worth no more than $10K at this point, but still...here's your Chevy Spark, comrade.

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 28, 2015 04:35 PM (o+SC1)

398 "Mandingo" is also the stage name of one Fred Nice who is known for his impossibly huge penis. Don't ask me how I know this.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 28, 2015 04:43 PM (MA+qY)

399 Professor: Bernie, this essay has a lot of rape in it.

Bernie: I like rape.

Posted by: X at May 28, 2015 04:48 PM (xGNLA)

400 Wow! I just got around to clicking through and reading the original Sanders article. You should; it's a very short read and actually WORSE than the summery here.

It revels his total misanthropy, which I would posit explains his moon-battery - he believes all people are horrible and must be controlled. He says, "Men and women -- they're both losers." Then he proceeds to use the published column as his own personal therapist's couch to recount his own failed relationship with a complete quoted conversation about how he's bitter because all women are liars and all women are liars because all women hate all men.

This dude is unhinged and should never have any influence over anyone else's life as he clearly is unmatched to manage his own.

Posted by: digitalcowboy at May 28, 2015 04:56 PM (UjytX)

401 If you're not excited just by your sex partner being naked...

If you need ropes and torture and pummeling...

Then you're totally lost, and you need to sit down and figure out where you went off the rails.

Posted by: RKae at May 28, 2015 05:11 PM (+Jy5S)

402 The den Best bit was very interesting. I think the Cooke-style response is also partly to blame for why superior republican candidates consistently lose to their Democrat opponents, whether it be in elections in lawmaking. We cannot always take the higher road, be a saint, and expect to win the public's opinion. We cannot keep playing soccer while the opponents are scoring touchdown after touchdown. Because they play with a completely different set of Alinsky style rules , and it's time we acknowledge that and play the game at hand.

Posted by: TarynOnthenews at May 28, 2015 05:13 PM (dp7Vd)

403 Considering the success of 50 shades of gray Bernie Sanders might be onto something. I still don't mind it being used against him.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 28, 2015 05:16 PM (DcTjp)

404 >>> Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 28, 2015 04:35 PM (zRby/)<<<

So, I guess admitting you're not the "totes innocent victim of oppression for 2,000 years" you claimed to be is a no-go, huh? Figures........

Posted by: Jewish victims of Inquisition/Pogroms at May 28, 2015 05:22 PM (sCHw2)

405 I said this very thing in the comments about 3 weeks ago. This is exactly how I live my life - you have to make the Left and their legions as miserable as they make you. Actually, you have to make them feel worse than you. It's the only thing that could break their "spell". If all they get for their bad behavior is "reward", why would you ever expect them to change?

The Golden Rule is to do unto others as you would have them do unto you. But if I were a monster, I'd expect to be treated as one. So treat others, individually,
as they deserve to be treated. Don't treat a monster like a saint if
they aren't.

Posted by: Saltyron at May 28, 2015 05:40 PM (i6shs)

406 Dennis Hastert has been indicted for arranging to transfer $952,000 in cash in smaller transactions to avoid the requirement of reporting transactions of $10,000 or greater to the IRS.

Now you know how Obama is keeping McConnell and Boehner in line. Do you think there's a single established member of Congress who hasn't played little games like this? Hastert is just a warning to the GOP...

Posted by: John Boehner at May 28, 2015 06:03 PM (XO6WW)

407 364
332

He may not be the enemy. But he is a whiny little bitch that gets upset when someone decides to stand up and punch the bully.

"You're gonna get him mad at ALL of us...!"

Posted by: John Boehner at May 28, 2015 06:07 PM (XO6WW)

408 I'm concerned Bernie Sanders will give American women the back of his hand because he thinks that's what they masturbate to.

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at May 28, 2015 06:20 PM (+jj70)

409 400+ comments and not a single Weekend at Bernie's joke? For shame.

Posted by: Johnny at May 28, 2015 06:30 PM (WvGsS)

410 Ace, my only quibble with you is when you say this:

"We
are prepared to abandon these darkly stupid rules you've constructed
the minute you agree to do the same, Genius."

Why in God's name would you believe them if they said that? Pathological liars gonna lie.

Posted by: SDN at May 28, 2015 10:21 PM (p/ktF)

411 Femi-nazis complain loudly that men oppress them, of course most of them are so ugly, it ain't gonna happen. So Feminazis express their perverted fantacies as reality, and get in trouble with the law filing false reports.

Posted by: ron n. at May 28, 2015 10:32 PM (YVQn/)

412 I fantasize about being tied up and gently sexually assaulted by three women.

Posted by: John F Not Kerry at May 28, 2015 10:55 PM (YkgV3)

413 Max Hardcore for president!

Posted by: Mastro at May 29, 2015 08:30 AM (SeN9L)

414
As a tactical matter, there is no way to get the left to stop with its incessant Censorship Crusades except to visit equal pain upon them.

Make them live by their own rules. Sauce. Goose. Gander. Some assembly required.

Also, as Instapunit keeps saying punch back twice as hard.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at May 29, 2015 09:33 AM (1hM1d)

415 Equal pain? Nay. I say thee, nay. It should be MAXIMAL pain, if by pain we mean obloquy and looks askance from their parents. That would be tactically prescribed and also dastardly fun. But anyone who objects to that on grounds of animal cruelty let us then simply mirror our antagonists. Do so and you will find the MAXIMAL dose also mandated. Perhaps instead you call for proportionality. Okay, we act and expect ground effects commensurate with the weight of the transgression. We should then apply the Larry Craig Standard; the Clarence Thomas Standard; the Ken Starr Standard; the Bob McConnell (or Donnell) Standard; the Mitt Romney Standard; the Sarah Palin Standard; the Ben Carson Standard (who was just vilified as an Uncle Tom by Atlanta's own Cynthia Tucker).... Do that and, fellow babies, you are back on the MAXIMAL Pain Train Know it. Learn it. Live it. Forward.

Posted by: megapotamus at May 29, 2015 10:38 AM (7zJqg)

416 "Did Cooke find a way to blame this on Ted Cruz or Sarah Palin supporters?"

Did Cooke ever say anything bad about said supporters, or is this just more fanboyism?

Posted by: Shoot Me at May 29, 2015 06:49 PM (EQcfE)

417 Normally, I would have no problem bashing Bernie Sanders with a hard back copy of "Our Bodies, Our Selves" 'til he lay in a bloody pulp. But <i>cui bono</i>.

This essay was first reproduced by Mother Jones. MRC merely reported on Mother Jones' underplayed scoop. So where did Mother Jones, eternally dripping red ink, find the resources to research this little ole essay. The Clinton oppo research shop burns the midnight oil. At dawn, they send out the email blast.

Posted by: Esau's Message at May 31, 2015 10:09 AM (viSoL)

418 Gee not me Bernie.......I dream of tying up Hillary Clinton and giving her to ISIS.

Posted by: xsnake at May 31, 2015 01:31 PM (XqD6e)

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