Morning Thread (5/28/2015)

"I don' know nuthin' 'bout birthin' no babies." ~ Hillary Clinton, later today. Probably.

Posted by: Andy at 06:20 AM




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1 Going on the twitters.

Posted by: Golfman at May 28, 2015 06:21 AM (48QDY)

2 A day not filled with Hillary is a day with sunshine

Posted by: AE at May 28, 2015 06:22 AM (+ft6G)

3 good morning, horde

Posted by: @votermom at May 28, 2015 06:23 AM (cbfNE)

4 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 06:23 AM (VPLuQ)

5 Good Morning Morons. Today is Thursday, May 28, 2015. On this day in 1937 The Golden Gate Bridge was officially opened for traffic. This is an amazing bridge to drive across and a little freaky on a motorcycle due to the winds gusting across it. It is even more amazing to sail under it on a ship.


LOL Kudos for GWTW quote

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:24 AM (GpgJl)

6 Do the Morons wonder why our fighter bombers can not seem to target the ISIS savages for more than a few measly strikes? Do the Morons remember LBJ micro-managing all the air strikes in Vietnam requiring him to approve all strikes before they can be made? Well those days are back and the pilots are pissed and the strikes are about as effective as they were in Vietnam. You can NOT micromanage military action from a desk in DC by a chair born SOB who has probably never seen action and COC who when he takes a crap goes out and wipes the area around a gopher hole.


http://fxn.ws/1FEyoF0

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:24 AM (GpgJl)

7 E-mails show Scankles wanted to arm the Libyan rebels against Gaddafi despite it being against the rules in place at the time. And I suspect that she wound up doing it anyway and look at the mess we have over there now. Gadaffi was already pretty well contained and in a box.


http://fxn.ws/1d0WOi6

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:24 AM (GpgJl)

8 The MFM is making a big deal out of the oil and tar globs washing up on Southern CA beaches. As we noted last week this has been going on before the Spanish even landed in CA. It is caused by oil seepage through the ocean floor off the beach. It could actually be reduced or even stopped if they erected oil platforms and drilled thereby reducing the pressure.


http://fxn.ws/1Kqwd9r

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:24 AM (GpgJl)

9 Scankles money laundering foundation got money from the corrupt FIFA which is now being charged with bribery and corruption.


http://fxn.ws/1EzdEuz

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:25 AM (GpgJl)

10 Hero police dog saves his partner's life in manhunt. I hope his partner got him a steak.


http://fxn.ws/1EzdYtl

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:25 AM (GpgJl)

11 Police have arrested Dawud Abdulwali in LA and charged him with setting the massive fire that destroyed millions in structures in downtown LA last year. Now I wonder where this scumbag came from?


http://fxn.ws/1J7XqyW

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:25 AM (GpgJl)

12 AP/Fox is making a big deal out of the Nebraska legislature overriding the governor's veto in a bill that would eliminate the death penalty in Nebraska. Oh a traditional conservative State has abolished the death penalty they say. No NE is not a conservative State. True they have been voting Republican in recent election, true they have two Republican Senators. But we have been running RINOs in the recent elections and both their Senators are RINOs as well. And eliminating the death penalty shows that their legislature is RINO packed as well.


http://fxn.ws/1SDCBzJ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:25 AM (GpgJl)

13 The Pentagon admits that the DOD mistakenly shipped live anthrax to "as many as" 9 States. My question is "will anybody be fired"? We somehow have lost the ability to fire anybody in government anymore for incompetence. You do NOT make "mistakes" with this kind of shit.


http://fxn.ws/1SDAyM2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:26 AM (GpgJl)

14 The TX flooding death toll is up to 19 now and the dam that was believed to be in jeopardy held.


http://fxn.ws/1FDzsZK

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:26 AM (GpgJl)

15 Santorum made it official yesterday. He has zero chance so he must be getting ready to write a book or maybe he just wants to muddy the waters out of spite.


http://fxn.ws/1EzgOOV

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:26 AM (GpgJl)

16 IRS says the massive data hack came from Russia. So was it a private individual in Russia or a Putin directed action to pull Obama's drawers over his head again?


http://cnn.it/1FDKKxe

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:26 AM (GpgJl)

17 A federal judge has ordered the State Department to release batches of Scankles e-mails ever 30 days. Hahahahaha, this will continue through Nov. (Note link to Politico via Drudge. Could not find any news site covering this.)


http://politi.co/1Au1gkL

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:26 AM (GpgJl)

18 160 students and 11 staff members of a NC elementary school out with "mystery illness". Gee, is this an area where Obama dumped a bunch of those un-tested illegals from south of the border?


http://abcn.ws/1POjGTS

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:27 AM (GpgJl)

19 Obama will not waste your money taking his illegal amnesty to the Supreme Court. Further loss would embarrass him. He will just do like he always does and ignore the court order.


http://nyti.ms/1HNNXOi

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:27 AM (GpgJl)

20 Inholfe tells the EPA he will not allow their illegal land grab. I suggest he get the Senate to sue the EPA and ask for an immediate ruling by SCOTUS since this has already been adjudicated once. He need to stress that a political solution is not possible because the Democrats would block it and the lawless President would veto it. Of course SCOTUS could come back and say a solution is possible through impeachment, just pick it up off the floor. They have done that in the past too.


http://bit.ly/1LLxysm

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:27 AM (GpgJl)

21 9 is there any money crime that the Clintons did not get a cut if?

Posted by: @votermom at May 28, 2015 06:27 AM (cbfNE)

22 The LA union who pushed for $15/hr minimum wage now seeks an exemption for their workers. Another case of massive chutzpah.


http://bit.ly/1Fi0m7h

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:27 AM (GpgJl)

23 Scankles to release a vomit inducing comic. So if you can not find syrup of ipecac for your medicine chest this will work fine for a replacement.


http://bit.ly/1RpXz3p

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:28 AM (GpgJl)

24 NYC moonbat judge holds hearing for moonbats seeking human rights for chimps in zoo.


http://bit.ly/1PPw4Dh

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:28 AM (GpgJl)

25 Bill Nye the idiot guy blames global warming for TX floods.


http://bit.ly/1eyS7gA

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:28 AM (GpgJl)

26 The Feds are throwing $52K+ in a hole for a "study" on how to prevent convenience store clerks from discriminating against homos. From the past we know this is just a way to funnel money to cronies.


http://bit.ly/1LLxDfy

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:28 AM (GpgJl)

27 The "people's Senator" Lyingwatha bought foreclosed homes to turnaround for a profit.


http://bit.ly/1KAxhKZ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:29 AM (GpgJl)

28 Corporations gave millions to the Senators who voted for that BS fast track bill for Obama that is still secret. And I am not exaggerating, these are some of the largest contributions bribes in history.


http://bit.ly/1HwOP4p

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:29 AM (GpgJl)

29 The corrupt EPA excluded reporters and news outlets who have been critical of them in the past.


http://washex.am/1Fi1OGI

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:29 AM (GpgJl)

30 Ramirez


http://bit.ly/1KraLRx

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:29 AM (GpgJl)

31 IBD issues a caution for those celebrating the win in appellate court over Obama's illegal amnesty.


http://bit.ly/1HNUpFc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:30 AM (GpgJl)

32 IL elected a new Governor to clean up the budget bloat mess and deficit spending. Instead the teacher's union (remember that FUGLY scrunt) is pushing a bill through the legislature to continue business as usual. What the governor needs to do is hold a referendum for IL to eliminate public service unions entirely.


http://bit.ly/1AvsUh5

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:30 AM (GpgJl)

33 The Daily Deals


http://amzn.to/1FPIu7u


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:30 AM (GpgJl)

34 "I don' know nuthin' 'bout birthin' no babies." ~ Hillary Clinton, later today. Probably.

But she knows every last loving detail of murdering them.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2015 06:30 AM (zF6Iw)

35 "I don' know nuthin' 'bout birthin' no babies." ~ Hillary Clinton, later today. Probably.


No comment!

Posted by: Webb Hubble at May 28, 2015 06:33 AM (d9s6A)

36 21
9 is there any money crime that the Clintons did not get a cut if?

Posted by: @votermom at May 28, 2015 06:27 AM (cbfNE)

There s NO crime period that they haven't gotten away with. If you or I had committed perjury in court we would be fined $5,000 and go to jail for 5 years.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:34 AM (GpgJl)

37 BTW, they skated out of Whitewater in AR too and they both were guilty as hell and everybody there knew it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:37 AM (GpgJl)

38 Hillary, "why that's the same trailer, different park."

Posted by: redenzo at May 28, 2015 06:40 AM (WCnJW)

39 All these Clinton scandals coming out means the Left really doesn't like them. The new crop of college student voters don't remember the Clinton years so they have no fondness for her either. She's not getting the nomination.

Posted by: @votermom at May 28, 2015 06:41 AM (cbfNE)

40 Frankly SchweizerI don't give a damn.

Posted by: Her Royal Scankles at May 28, 2015 06:41 AM (GpgJl)

41 I think the United States has to have a formal policy in effect in regards to Pakistan. If they want to supply the Saud family with 'the bomb' then will have to accept complete responsibility for any use. If any device should fall into the wrong hands and be used against the US or US forces they would be counterattacked with our nuclear forces.

Enough with the whispering campaign. You make the isotopes, you're responsible for them.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 28, 2015 06:41 AM (xQX/f)

42 39
All these Clinton scandals coming out means the Left really doesn't like
them. The new crop of college student voters don't remember the
Clinton years so they have no fondness for her either. She's not getting
the nomination.

Posted by: @votermom at May 28, 2015 06:41 AM (cbfNE)


They are coming from the Choom adm, Jar Jar specifically.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:42 AM (GpgJl)

43 Hillary, "I like two kinds of music, country and western.

Posted by: redenzo at May 28, 2015 06:44 AM (WCnJW)

44 time for morning chores. bbl

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:44 AM (GpgJl)

45 Live anthrax "mistakenly" shipped to US research labs.
Russian hackers behind IRS breach.
Feels like the first few minutes of a summer disaster movie.

Posted by: @votermom at May 28, 2015 06:45 AM (cbfNE)

46

DAY 933

530 to go (603 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 06:45 AM (St6BJ)

47 I don't think there is any hope for IL. Keep the checks coming until they bounce, then send the gov't pensioners IOUs. Nothing can change here short of a crash, burn and rebuild. Our property taxes went up 40% this year. Not in a city, just rural. Two years and we are OUT of IL, hallalujah!

Posted by: Lizabth at May 28, 2015 06:46 AM (Qeh6Q)

48 They are coming from the Choom adm, Jar Jar specifically.

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My hope is that the Clintons lose the primary and get so pissed they go into revenge mode.

Posted by: @votermom at May 28, 2015 06:46 AM (cbfNE)

49
Wow. Nothing like a cup of coffee at 4:30AM to knock you out for 2 hours.

Sleepy Time Coffee!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 06:46 AM (St6BJ)

50 SE Pa Moron- How about we tell the Paki's that any device they sell will result in an immediate 1billion reduction in aid?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2015 06:47 AM (Yimzw)

51 48 My hope is that the Clintons lose the primary and get so pissed they go into revenge mode.
Posted by: @votermom at May 28, 2015 06:46 AM (cbfNE)


Bernie Sanders is a racist.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 06:47 AM (St6BJ)

52 Hillary, "I like two kinds of music, country and western. Country's where you kiss your sister, western is where you kiss your horse.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 28, 2015 06:48 AM (KbNXw)

53 34 "I don' know nuthin' 'bout birthin' no babies." ~ Hillary Clinton, later today. Probably.

But she knows every last loving detail of murdering them.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2015 06:30 AM (zF6Iw)



What a great line for Kermit Gosnell.

Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 06:48 AM (St6BJ)

54 32. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:30 AM (GpgJl)
===================================

Great idea Vic. Unfortunately, it won't seem "reasonable" until it's too late to save Illinois finances. Hell, since they've written the benefits into the state constitution, it may already be too late there. Not too late in New Jersey though, a state with many union-caused similar fiscal problems. Does Chris Christie have the balls?

Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 06:49 AM (/Y7yC)

55 My hope is that the Clintons lose the
primary and get so pissed they go into
revenge mode.
Posted by: @votermom


Bernie Sanders is a racist.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Bernie Sanders h8s wimmin.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 28, 2015 06:50 AM (qqPu3)

56 52 Hillary, "I like two kinds of music, country and western. Country's where you kiss your sister, western is where you kiss your horse.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 28, 2015 06:48 AM (KbNXw)



Bluegrass is an Ang Lee picture . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 06:50 AM (St6BJ)

57 SE Pa Moron- How about we tell the Paki's that any device they sell will result in an immediate 1billion reduction in aid?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2015 06:47 AM (Yimzw)


Couldn't hurt. But I suspect a billion is pocket change for the Sauds to cover.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 28, 2015 06:51 AM (xQX/f)

58 Dona Clintonleone likes to pet the kitty...Huma's kitty.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 28, 2015 06:51 AM (/4AZU)

59 Thunder-rumbly mornings make my puppy unhappy.

Morning, Glories.

Virtual presence hereby established, I go to read comments. No, wait, first I go to turn on the coffee.

Posted by: mindful webworker - been better, been worse at May 28, 2015 06:51 AM (lmYrx)

60 >>>> All these Clinton scandals coming out means the Left really doesn't like them. The new crop of college student voters don't remember the Clinton years so they have no fondness for her either. She's not getting the nomination.
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.This has really been bugging me. She is actively hiding from the press and everyone knows it, but why? They love her and wouldn't ask her any hard questions. I mean all they ever give her is puffball questions like; oh where ever did you get that lovely pantsuit, blah, etc.

One interviewer had her on the hook a couple of months ago and didn't follow up with a single question he asked, not one, so it's not like they are going to ask her anything difficult.

There has to be another angle I am missing, something else. She cant go through the entire campaign season avoiding the press, that will pi$$ them off.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 28, 2015 06:52 AM (iONHu)

61 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. Thanks for the news, Vic.

Here is a memo from Warner Brothers studio head Jack Warner. Is it real? I can't say. But it certainly seems like something he'd have dictated:

From: Jack L. Warner
To: Executive Staff

It's time I started thinking about the possibility of someone replacing me as the studio's head of production. I need your help. If there is any such qualified person presently working at the studio, I want him fired.


Bette Davis was a Warners star. Here she is in Fashions of 1934:

http://goo.gl/qkFxQi

How about another story?

Some of you might remember the actor Harry Carey, who began his career in Western silents, but became a memorable character actor late in life (his son, Carey Jr., was also a Western star). By 1936, however, his film appearances were few and far between and he was getting tired of the up-and-down nature of movie life. But, one day, opening the mail, he found an invitation to be a pallbearer at the funeral of MGM producer Irving Thalberg, one of the most powerful men in Hollywood, but a man whom Carey had never met.

Carey was nonplussed, but acted as a pallbearer anyway. And from that point on, his career went right back to the top. He never stopped working until his death in 1947. What he never knew, however, was that Thalberg's secretary had made a mistake. The invitation was actually supposed to have gone to Thalberg's closest friend, the screenwriter Carey Wilson.

Hope you all have a wonderful day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2015 06:52 AM (zF6Iw)

62 The worst part is that there is no legal way for a state to go bankrupt, at least yet. Illinois is supposed to keep raising taxes ad infinitum.

Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 06:53 AM (/Y7yC)

63 That SavingsLoan the Clintons were involved with cost the taxpayers around 50 million dollars to clean up. The investigation into Whitewater cost the taxpayers another 65 million dollars. The bitch should have went to jail. Instead the NY voters made her a senator.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 28, 2015 06:55 AM (CzhL0)

64 That's quite a hat Bette Davis is wearing in that photo.

Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 06:57 AM (/Y7yC)

65 60 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 28, 2015 06:52 AM (iONHu)

How will her "ignoring" them piss them off?

Bronk T Ogabe essentially required active blindness on their part that made them in the end look mentally handicapped undermining their perceived ability to do their job at all and they lubed up and bent over b/c THAT IS WHO THEY WANTED IN POWER.

Dona Clintonleone has shown she can be and stay bought, that means the mule money class wants her.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 28, 2015 06:57 AM (/4AZU)

66 But...living in up state NY, I remember Hillary promised Jobs, Jobs, Jobs.....when running for senator, and may believed her. Of course most didn't know how she was going to do that, but they believed her.

Posted by: Colin at May 28, 2015 06:58 AM (5L9G0)

67 IL will probably try the service tax next. The closest little town to us, as of 7/1, will have a sales tax of 8%.
Little burg...poor, full of unemployed and a few of the lords and ladies of the gov't.

Posted by: Lizabth at May 28, 2015 06:58 AM (Qeh6Q)

68 63 Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 28, 2015 06:55 AM (CzhL0)

and Foggy Bottom made her likely a billionaire.

Remember 6 billion "fell through the cracks" at Foggy Bottom.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 28, 2015 06:58 AM (/4AZU)

69 45 Posted by: @votermom at May 28, 2015 06:45 AM (cbfNE)


Why not, The Trash Can Man has already hit LA. Who knows where the Walkin' Dude is?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:59 AM (GpgJl)

70 The angle is that the press will cover her ass all the way to the nomination.

The rotten , evil scum are all in bed together.

I'm taking friendly bets that the Beast gets the nomination in case anybody is interested.

Posted by: Blano at May 28, 2015 07:00 AM (uiVGU)

71 Watching the first season of True Detective I am very impressed by the acting skills of somebody called Alexandra Dedario. This girl will go far.

Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 07:01 AM (/Y7yC)

72 Anybody else getting bombarded with gov't propaganda on the radio? Our taxes are now being spent to tell us how good the Import/Export bank is and how very important it is for the EPA to control all our water

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2015 07:01 AM (Yimzw)

73 54 Does Chris Christie have the balls?

Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 06:49 AM (/Y7yC)

Contrary to the hype the Fat Man is not a big union buster.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 07:02 AM (GpgJl)

74 73 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 07:02 AM (GpgJl)

He talks a big game, and then gives the unions their raises anyway.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 28, 2015 07:03 AM (/4AZU)

75 @54. Hell, since they've written the benefits into the state constitution...MTF

Obama shits on the U.S. Constitution every single day. But they are worried about the state constitution? Seems like the pols pick and choose then do what they want to do anyway.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 28, 2015 07:04 AM (CzhL0)

76 62
The worst part is that there is no legal way for a state to go bankrupt,
at least yet. Illinois is supposed to keep raising taxes ad infinitum.

Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 06:53 AM (/Y7yC)

That is under heavy debate. I have seen both sides of the argument and I don't see any great hurdle in the written law.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 07:05 AM (GpgJl)

77 Hell unions should LOVE the Donut that ate New Jersey, they get a stock casting villain for their rhetoric and their payday....

Chrispy also talks a mean game on the terrorism front but when the chips are down he backs Islam to the hilt.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 28, 2015 07:05 AM (/4AZU)

78 First of all ... I'm pissed. Hotel has CNN on in the lobby. A continental breakfast is not worth this shit.


In the last few minutes - I've heard a massive black chic call Bill Nye a respected scientist while discussing Manmade Global Warming as fact - and now I'm seeing how the FBI wants to enlist Local Police to guard against ISIS incursions.


And some of you wondered how your good ol' local law enforcement might willingly hop onboard a Federal effort to increase the Police State. Well ... here you go.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 28, 2015 07:05 AM (2MLgG)

79 @ that's true...the difference being that the pols are protecting their own sweet, juicy pensions.

Posted by: Lizabth at May 28, 2015 07:06 AM (Qeh6Q)

80 74 He talks a big game, and then gives the unions their raises anyway.


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 28, 2015 07:03 AM (/4AZU)

Yep, and he may as well put a damn "D" after his name and go kiss Obama's ass some more.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 07:07 AM (GpgJl)

81 The worst part is that there is no legal way for a state to go bankrupt, at least yet. Illinois is supposed to keep
raising taxes ad infinitum.
Posted by: MTF

That is under heavy debate. I have seen both sides of the argument and I don't see any great hurdle in the written law.
Posted by: Vic


All they need is a pen & a phone.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 28, 2015 07:07 AM (qqPu3)

82
New Jersey:

- 6 straight bond downgrades
- highest state taxes in the nation

'nuff said.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 07:08 AM (St6BJ)

83 78 Posted by: ScoggDog at May 28, 2015 07:05 AM (2MLgG)


You must be in Hotlanta near the black tower.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 07:08 AM (GpgJl)

84 Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2015 07:01 AM (Yimzw)

You, too?

I heard one the other day about renewable energy. Something Renewable Energy for Conservatives? WTH?

Posted by: Golfman at May 28, 2015 07:09 AM (48QDY)

85 Okay, read the VNN and countdown ("malodorous militants," heh) and caught comments up to my first. Plus, coffee. That's real progress, right there.

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"You can NOT micromanage military action..."

But, this can't be right, Vic! Preznit O'blamer is real good at killing people. He said so himself!

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Legal rights for chimps: Let them vote. Couldn't be worse than the last two Presidential elections, if they just punched choices randomly.

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Ramirez link was NG for me.

Posted by: mindful webworker - commentin'! at May 28, 2015 07:11 AM (lmYrx)

86 82 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 07:08 AM (St6BJ)

There's a LOT of good needing to be done by that sweet community chest...

Chrispy Chreme....

not a social conservative...

not a fiscal conservative...

not a strict Constitutionalist...

but cute and svelte.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 28, 2015 07:11 AM (/4AZU)

87 >>Today is Thursday, May 28, 2015. On this day in 1937 The Golden Gate Bridge was officially opened for traffic.

I was there for the 50th anniversary celebration...which did not go as planned:

>>The bridge walk was the first event of the day, and it got off to a bad start. It was scheduled to begin at 6 in the morning, but the crowd that streamed up the bridge approaches through the trees of the Presidio decided on its own to begin the day at 5:30-- a half hour early.

The SF side went (I was in the first few hundred people and followed everyone else) and then when the Marin side saw, they went...and then gridlock.

We followed a marching band that was headed to the Marin side and got off the bridge pretty quickly. We were home hours before the flattening:

>>One expert paid for by celebration organizers predicted 80,000 people would show up. Instead, there were an estimated 800,000, with 300,000 packing the bridge at one time. Planned events were scuttled, porta-potties overflowed, chaos reigned and chilling before-and-after images showed up later, proving that the normally arched road had flattened under the weight of the pedestrians packed together like sardines.

Oops.


http://tinyurl.com/q5b6obb

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 28, 2015 07:11 AM (0xTsz)

88 Morning meeting on tap. BBL.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2015 07:11 AM (zF6Iw)

89 85 Posted by: mindful webworker - commentin'! at May 28, 2015 07:11 AM (lmYrx)

Now that NYC has decided to grant Habeas Corpus to our Simian Cousins can the Tea Party maybe get it vis a vis IRS targeting?

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 28, 2015 07:13 AM (/4AZU)

90 85 Ramirez link was NG for me.

Posted by: mindful webworker - commentin'! at May 28, 2015 07:11 AM (lmYrx)

NG?? Not Good mean doesn't work?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 07:13 AM (GpgJl)

91 I have an old complete moonbat friend who wrote me recently. He is moving to Texas from Illinois because taxes, unions and cost of living. I will bet $1000 that he ends up in Austin, complains about traffic, votes for more taxes, can't afford living there and then tries moving somewhere else "hip" after complaining that Republicans are keeping him down. I'm not even going to say a word.

Posted by: Daybrother at May 28, 2015 07:13 AM (ewxJS)

92 76. That is under heavy debate. I have seen both sides of the argument and I don't see any great hurdle in the written law.
===============================

I don't know what you're reading but as far as I know no chapter in the bankruptcy code exists to cover it. Hence, it can't happen under current law.

Common sense supports the idea anyway, as states have the power to tax and as long as there's a dollar left out there in the citizenry they should try to meet their obligations. Has any state ever successfully disavowed its obligations?

Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 07:14 AM (/Y7yC)

93 You must be in Hotlanta near the black tower.


Sadly Vic, no. Southern Florida today. Going home tonite.


What did CNN do to become the default choice of every airport and hotel in the US ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 28, 2015 07:15 AM (2MLgG)

94 Maybe I'm being a little too contrarian but what's the deal with FIFA? Individuals and governments gave money for influence to a PRIVATE entity.

Arrest the government officials.

And what jurisdiction does the USAG have?

Posted by: Golfman at May 28, 2015 07:15 AM (48QDY)

95 >>>Santorum made it official yesterday. He has zero chance so he must be getting ready to write a book or maybe he just wants to muddy the waters out of spite.

Or, maybe he wants to give a voice to the party's social conservative segment that the establishment GOP has been shitting on these last few years.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 28, 2015 07:15 AM (O7MnT)

96 >>A federal judge has ordered the State Department to release batches of Scankles e-mails ever 30 days.

Would you believe July 3rd, the Friday before Labor Day, Indian-killer Day of Atonement (formerly Columbus Day), Thanksgiving Wednesday, Christmas Eve...

Posted by: Dept. of State Dept. at May 28, 2015 07:16 AM (0xTsz)

97 91
I have an old complete moonbat friend who wrote me recently. He is
moving to Texas from Illinois because taxes, unions and cost of living. I
will bet $1000 that he ends up in Austin, complains about traffic,
votes for more taxes, can't afford living there and then tries moving
somewhere else "hip" after complaining that Republicans are keeping him
down. I'm not even going to say a word.

Posted by: Daybrother at May 28, 2015 07:13 AM (ewxJS)

The word is "locusts".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 07:17 AM (GpgJl)

98
I have an old complete moonbat friend who wrote me recently. He is
moving to Texas from Illinois because taxes, unions and cost of living.




Sorry, Texas is full. Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2015 07:18 AM (JO9+V)

99 92 I don't know what you're reading but as far as I
know no chapter in the bankruptcy code exists to cover it. Hence, it
can't happen under current law.



Common sense supports the idea anyway, as states have the power to
tax and as long as there's a dollar left out there in the citizenry they
should try to meet their obligations. Has any state ever successfully
disavowed its obligations?

Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 07:14 AM (/Y7yC)

In the US if there is no prohibition then it is legal. If the State wants to do it they can pass a State law allowing it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 07:19 AM (GpgJl)

100 Was going to say I hadn't heard the Ex-Im radio ad, but here it was in Dallas at 6:15am.

Interestingly, it only asks you to call Sen. John Cornyn and 1 congressman. Paid for by US Chamber of Corporate Elite.

Posted by: Blano at May 28, 2015 07:19 AM (sdPF/)

101 Wondering if I should I play hooky from work tomorrow.

hmmmm. Forecast says mid 80s, 100% sun. thinking, thinking...

Mornin' 'rons!

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 07:19 AM (7ObY1)

102 From the Blackhawks-Ducks hockey game last night:

Let's see...

Somnambulant Ducks defense, AWOL "marquee players" (that would be Getzlaf and Perry), and a deer-in-the-headlights goaltender.

Looks like the Ducks need to break out the golf clubs and Boudreau update his resume.

I predict an easy 'hawks win in regulation in game 7.

Posted by: Jeff P at May 28, 2015 07:19 AM (aosNi)

103 97 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 07:17 AM (GpgJl)

If you start seeing license plates in staff parking at your schools, or civil service points in droves from Blue States get your walking shoes on...

they are like clockwork and I am convinced if the GOP could track about 150,000 of the locusts they'd be able to predict impending deterioration of Municipal Bond ratings.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 28, 2015 07:20 AM (/4AZU)

104 Ramirez link works for me. Pretty good one too.

Posted by: Golfman at May 28, 2015 07:20 AM (48QDY)

105 93 What did CNN do to become the default choice of every airport and hotel in the US ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 28, 2015 07:15 AM (2MLgG)

OK, I misunderstood. I thought you meany the CNN studios. As for the TVs that is the default. They are slowly turning over to Fox. Three of the doctor's offices that wifey and I go to are on Fox now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 07:20 AM (GpgJl)

106 95 >>>Santorum made it official yesterday. He has zero chance so he must be getting ready to write a book or maybe he just wants to muddy the waters out of spite.

Or, maybe he wants to give a voice to the party's social conservative segment that the establishment GOP has been shitting on these last few years.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 28, 2015 07:15 AM (O7MnT)


I'm not a fan of Mr. Santorum, but that said I do agree with him on the so-called "social issues" because in truth, they are moral issues that undergird our society and way of life - both which, last time I checked, are under violent assault from the Democrat/Marxists.

So, say what you will about him, but I would defend him on that basis alone. And you could do a hell of a lot worse than him.

Kasich, Krispy, Jeb, Luap Jr., et. al.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 07:21 AM (St6BJ)

107 Bernie Sanders is a racist.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton





Bernie Sanders h8s wimmin.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 28, 2015 06:50 AM (qqPu3)


An unabashed commie vs. Ms. Historic. My guess is the MFM will ignore Bernie (in spite of loving his politics) while being the marketing wing of Shillary's campaign.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2015 07:21 AM (DiZBp)

108 98 Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2015 07:18 AM (JO9+V)

The welcome wagon should be an insane asylum paddy wagon....

"welcome to Texas we don't like your kind here"

You don't like me b/c racism!??!

"nope don't like you b/c you think a PEU is like the lottery"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 28, 2015 07:22 AM (/4AZU)

109 105
93 What did CNN do to become the default choice of every airport and hotel in the US ?



Posted by: ScoggDog at May 28, 2015 07:15 AM (2MLgG)

They pay the airports to run CNN.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 07:22 AM (0FSuD)

110 My grandfather was an iron worker and worked on the Golden Gate Bridge. Those were the days before harnesses and all the safety gear.

Posted by: small town girl, crusader at May 28, 2015 07:22 AM (Y42RP)

111 Who is worse for Texas: poor, hard working illegals or Illinois libtard refugees who want to "give a little help" to the illegals?

Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 07:22 AM (/Y7yC)

112 47 I don't think there is any hope for IL. Keep the checks coming until they bounce, then send the gov't pensioners IOUs. Nothing can change here short of a crash, burn and rebuild. Our property taxes went up 40% this year. Not in a city, just rural. Two years and we are OUT of IL, hallalujah!
Posted by: Lizabth at May 28, 2015 06:46 AM (Qeh6Q)

Take me with you!

You know, mysteriously, the value of my house jumped $130k between triennial assessments! I can't imagine why. Although it is nice that the new pretend value of my house now means our very real mortgage is no longer under water.

Posted by: Gem at May 28, 2015 07:23 AM (c+gwp)

113 107 Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2015 07:21 AM (DiZBp)

Wait'll the newsies get a load of ME....

//Lieawatha Dressed as the Joker

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 28, 2015 07:23 AM (/4AZU)

114 An unabashed commie vs. Ms. Historic. My guess is the MFM will ignore Bernie (in spite of loving his politics) while being the marketing wing of Shillary's campaign.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2015 07:21 AM (DiZBp)

Hillary voted same as Bernie 93% of the time in the Senate.

Posted by: Golfman at May 28, 2015 07:23 AM (48QDY)

115 Bahaha...You'd better take the hard-working illegal in that deal, Texas.

Posted by: Lizabth at May 28, 2015 07:24 AM (Qeh6Q)

116 111 Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 07:22 AM (/Y7yC)

"Yes" the place they will both take you winds up in the same spot...

liberal locusts just get you there faster.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 28, 2015 07:24 AM (/4AZU)

117 99. In the US if there is no prohibition then it is legal. If the State wants to do it they can pass a State law allowing it.
======================

Bankruptcy is governed by the bankruptcy code, Vic. Open and shut. Not a debate. If it's not there it can't happen.

Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 07:24 AM (/Y7yC)

118
The worst part is that there is no legal way for a state to go bankrupt,
at least yet. Illinois is supposed to keep raising taxes ad infinitum.

Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 06:53 AM (/Y7yC)



And businesses and people keep leaving the state and the leaches and government scum keep demanding more money from the remaining productive people. It's quite a nice swirling around the drain we're doing, while the productive people are blamed for being greedy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2015 07:25 AM (DiZBp)

119 "Maybe I'm being a little too contrarian but what's the deal with FIFA? Individuals and governments gave money for influence to a PRIVATE entity.

Arrest the government officials.

And what jurisdiction does the USAG have?"

I don't know how the USAG justifies jurisdiction. I suspect that a prominent US political figure (name rhymes with Cill Blinton) is implicated, and the USAG wants to insure that prosecutions are "appropriate."

Posted by: Jeff P at May 28, 2015 07:25 AM (aosNi)

120 Lol....Gem...it is NICE to live in a suddenly much-more-valuable home, isn't it? Can't wait to sell at this price.

Posted by: Lizabth at May 28, 2015 07:25 AM (Qeh6Q)

121 Of course Congress could pass a law amending the code. But it's not there now.

Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 07:26 AM (/Y7yC)

122 Vic- Thank you for all the news. I have trouble opening the links(my problem, not anything you do). Would you mind telling me where I can find the article about the trade bill and the senate kickbacks?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2015 07:26 AM (Yimzw)

123 Okay, weird. Not only did the Ramirez cartoon give me a page not found, the Bette Davis picture link is a blank page. I've even rebooted just to see if it helped and it didn't.

Good thing text is still the best entertainment value, if that's all I can get.

Been thundering all morning. Rain has finally started.

Posted by: mindful webworker - text is okay... at May 28, 2015 07:27 AM (lmYrx)

124 95 Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 28, 2015 07:15 AM (O7MnT)

When I say "you" I am referring to the royal "you," not you in particular, dude.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 07:27 AM (St6BJ)

125 117 Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 07:24 AM (/Y7yC)

States have already gone bankrupt uncle sugar just "loans" them the money...

32 states took federal loans in 2008-2010

if states can't seek discharge from PEU excess the day will come they are defacto aristocracy and we are peons serving them...

if that day is not here already.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 28, 2015 07:27 AM (/4AZU)

126 Who is worse for Texas: poor, hard working illegals
or Illinois libtard refugees who want to "give a little help" to the
illegals?

Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 07:22 AM (/Y7yC)
Many probably won't agree, but if stranded somewhere I'd much rather be in a Hispanic area, since they seem to like small business everywhere. Not in a Black area, where it's mostly desolation, and just everyone hanging out.

Posted by: Colin at May 28, 2015 07:28 AM (5L9G0)

127 Eggs at $3/dozen this morning.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 07:28 AM (oVJmc)

128 Hillary voted same as Bernie 93% of the time in the Senate.

Posted by: Golfman at May 28, 2015 07:23 AM (48QDY)



I'm not saying the Beast isn't as lefty as Comrade Bernie, but he flies the red flag out in the open while Hilly will pretend (with the help of the MFM) to be mainstream and middle of the road just like Comrade Barry

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2015 07:29 AM (DiZBp)

129 What did CNN do to become the default choice of every airport and hotel in the US ?
Posted by: ScoggDog


Get an app called Smart Remote for your smartphone.
Allows you to control almost any tv made with about 5 minutes of set up.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 28, 2015 07:29 AM (UEqd3)

130 the value of my house jumped $130k

We suffered a bout of that about ten years back. Funny thing is, secret line in state tax laws: when the valuation goes back down, the tax doesn't! Wouldn't be "fair" to all those needy agencies.

I've long felt that tax revaluations should be subject to "claiming race" rules: if the county says your $180K house is suddenly worth $240K, you should be able to say OK, give me the $240K and it's yours. That'd keep the riff-raff out.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 28, 2015 07:31 AM (xq1UY)

131 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2015 07:31 AM (rDqRv)

132 What did CNN do to become the default choice of every airport and hotel in the US ?
Posted by: ScoggDog


probably by virtue of being the first all News TV channel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2015 07:31 AM (rDqRv)

133 Putakhead in now for Dems



http://fxn.ws/1LLDkJO

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 07:32 AM (GpgJl)

134 130 Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 28, 2015 07:31 AM (xq1UY)

Absolutely homeowners should have say 90 days by law to force the state to buy the property at that price.

"Wow my 105,000 dollar home is now ~ 235,000 in just 5 years? I'LL TAKE IT!"

//Homeowner to confused County Asshole

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 28, 2015 07:32 AM (/4AZU)

135 the Bette Davis picture link is a blank page.


****

MW- you can't see the picture unless you use your Bette Davis eyes.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 28, 2015 07:33 AM (NeFrd)

136 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077

He lived in Austin in the '70s, used to talk about the "revolution", voted for everyone and everything wrong and then moved home to Illinois. When he moves back he'll blame the train wreck that is Austin on everyone else. I already told him I don't go to Austin anymore for any reason not involving sex or dinner with my few right wing outlaw friends there.

Posted by: Daybrother at May 28, 2015 07:33 AM (ewxJS)

137 Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2015 07:29 AM (DiZBp)

Agreed. Hill and Barry just haven't claimed they are Socialists.

Posted by: Golfman at May 28, 2015 07:34 AM (48QDY)

138 I actually believe Santorum would have done better than Mittens in 2012. His plan to zero out the tax on manufacturing -- though it gave the rent-seekers on Wall Street the vapors -- was actually a good idea and showed an understanding of working class economic stress that Mittens didn't have the first clue about.

I would love to see a GOP candidate spend a year living in middle America on a salary equivalent to the Median income for the US. It would be an eye-opener for him.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 28, 2015 07:35 AM (O7MnT)

139 122
Vic- Thank you for all the news. I have trouble opening the links(my
problem, not anything you do). Would you mind telling me where I can
find the article about the trade bill and the senate kickbacks?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2015 07:26 AM (Yimzw)


If the link above didn't work it is at the Brit paper (of course) The Guardian.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 07:35 AM (GpgJl)

140 Aaannnddd another old dude join the race. George Pataki has now thrown his hat in. I think I've lost count.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 28, 2015 07:36 AM (zS+qK)

141 136 Posted by: Daybrother at May 28, 2015 07:33 AM (ewxJS)

My dad said similar things about our own little Berkeley on the Miami river Yellow Springs...

of course then herpes came along and he cranked back on the hippie chicks back in the 70s b/c "the *itches ain't worth the itches"...

God love pops.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 28, 2015 07:37 AM (/4AZU)

142 123
Okay, weird. Not only did the Ramirez cartoon give me a page not found,
the Bette Davis picture link is a blank page. I've even rebooted just to
see if it helped and it didn't.



Good thing text is still the best entertainment value, if that's all I can get.



Been thundering all morning. Rain has finally started.

Posted by: mindful webworker - text is okay... at May 28, 2015 07:27 AM (lmYrx)

I tested the Ramirez link and it works for me. The cartoon can be found at IBD.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 07:38 AM (GpgJl)

143 Democrat, in this country, is just another word for communist. There are no 'center' Democrats anymore.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 28, 2015 07:38 AM (CzhL0)

144 140 Posted by: Molly k. at May 28, 2015 07:36 AM (zS+qK)

The one hope to obliterate Clintonleone Inc is not in and likely won't be in the race...

Nikki Haley baby

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 28, 2015 07:38 AM (/4AZU)

145 >>>Common sense supports the idea anyway, as states have the power to tax and as long as there's a dollar left out there in the citizenry they should try to meet their obligations. Has any state ever successfully disavowed its obligations?
.
.
.
.One problem is that States can no longer issue money. All they have is the power to tax in US dollars. Before and during the Revolutionary War all States could and did issue paper currency which allowed them to actually operate with a deficit for short periods of time. They cant do that now and are required by State constitution in most cases to have actual balanced budgets.

As someone pointed out upthread there is currently no mechanism to allow a State to go Bankrupt as they are a Sovereign tax authority within their own borders. In theory they could set their tax rate at up to 100% to cover their debts and future obligations, but that will never happen. It is an argument that has been used against States being allowed to declare bankruptcy though. Sort of it's a problem of their own making let them solve it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 28, 2015 07:38 AM (iONHu)

146 US MILITARY PILOTS carrying out the air war against the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria are voicing growing discontent over what they say are heavy-handed rules of engagement hindering them from striking targets.

FOX NEWS

LBJ would be proud

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2015 07:39 AM (rDqRv)

147 Is Pataki running as a (D) or an (R)?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 28, 2015 07:39 AM (NeFrd)

148 147 Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 28, 2015 07:39 AM (NeFrd)

Whatever it takes...

//G Pataki

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 28, 2015 07:40 AM (/4AZU)

149 Is Pataki running as a (D) or an (R)?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 28, 2015 07:39 AM (NeFrd)


He is running as a NBC---No Body Cares

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2015 07:40 AM (rDqRv)

150 138 Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 28, 2015 07:35 AM (O7MnT)

Santorum really is a decent guy with generally good ideas on a whole range of issues. I'd bet he would have beat SCOAMF in '12.

NB: this is NOT an endorsement of him as my candidate this go-round. But I reiterate, we could do a hell of a lot worse than him. And I'd wager he'd be a good president.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 07:40 AM (St6BJ)

151 149 He is running as a NBC---No Body Cares
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2015 07:40 AM (rDqRv)


The only thing good about Pataki was Betsy McGaughey.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 07:41 AM (St6BJ)

152 All of you folks who are having problems with excessive tax assessment on your house should get up a petition to have the county pass a law that allows the home owner to challenge an assessment by having their own assessment done.


We have that law and guess what? Few challenges. You know why? The law forces them to think twice and normally they under value their assessments to prevent challenges.


For example my house is currently assessed at 65K for taxes. Its current value based on sales in the same neighborhood would be close to $200K.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 07:42 AM (GpgJl)

153 >>>>One problem is that States can no longer issue money.

Jeez, imagine if Illinois could print money. Boy, Howdy.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 28, 2015 07:43 AM (O7MnT)

154 @102 Jeff P

From your lips to God's ears!

Go Hawks!

These OT games are killing our sleep schedule!

Posted by: Buckeye Katie at May 28, 2015 07:44 AM (1M/xn)

155 147
Is Pataki running as a (D) or an (R)?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 28, 2015 07:39 AM (NeFrd)

I said Dem at my post at 133

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 07:44 AM (GpgJl)

156 For those who can't get the links to work:

If you put a plus sign at the end of the link, it should take you to bitly dot com for a preview.

Does that work?

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 28, 2015 07:45 AM (0xTsz)

157 The steady spattering of a mild rain on the oak tree is mesmerizing white noise. Interrupted by rumbly thunder. (As differentiated from crackling thunder, that especially sends doggy over to my side for reassuring pets.)

We needed more rain. The mosquitoes weren't thick enough already.

Last year, if we hadn't had the well, the cattle would have been in a bad way. Now, the ponds are full. Some of the lakes are closed to recreation, they're so full. The rivers are rushing.

It's just remotely possible the drought is relieved.

Posted by: mindful webworker - ticks, skeeters, regressives at May 28, 2015 07:45 AM (lmYrx)

158 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Posted by: Phred Thompson at May 28, 2015 07:45 AM (oVJmc)

159 155 I said Dem at my post at 133
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 07:44 AM (GpgJl)

Say WHAT?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 07:45 AM (St6BJ)

160 Say WHAT?!





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 07:45 AM (St6BJ)

Eh?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 07:46 AM (GpgJl)

161 So yesterday, that thing appeared in the sky, what do you call it?

Oh yeah, the sun.

Dried up much of the sidewalks and streets.

But something was weird about the water that was going down curbs and driveways. Took me a bit to realize what it was.

The water is running off the grass. Completely saturated.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 28, 2015 07:48 AM (0xTsz)

162 A Kenyan man offered prezzy Obola 50 cows, 70 sheep, and 30 goats for Malaria's hand in marriage.

http://bit.ly/1EzCXMR

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 28, 2015 07:48 AM (UEqd3)

163 Oops, he is running as an "R". A dem with an R after his name.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 07:49 AM (GpgJl)

164 The water is running off the grass.



The chair is against the wall.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 28, 2015 07:49 AM (UEqd3)

165 >>>>The water is running off the grass.



The chair is against the wall.
.
.
.The penguins are in the refrigerator, repeat in the refrigerator. They are not under the bed.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 28, 2015 07:51 AM (iONHu)

166 162
A Kenyan man offered prezzy Obola 50 cows, 70 sheep, and 30 goats for Malaria's hand in marriage.



http://bit.ly/1EzCXMR

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 28, 2015 07:48 AM (UEqd3)

We should send in a response and say we will double that offer to him if he will take Obama now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 07:51 AM (GpgJl)

167 Oops, he is running as an "R". A dem with an R after his name. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 07:49 AM

A "Republican" from NY or MA is what the rest of the country calls a "Democrat."

Except in CA, where Communists are considered "Rabid Conservatives."

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 28, 2015 07:52 AM (P8YHq)

168
A Kenyan man offered prezzy Obola 50 cows, 70 sheep, and 30 goats for Malaria's hand in marriage.



Deal. But you have to take her mother, too.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 07:52 AM (oVJmc)

169 I just realized that no matter what time it is, if I make coffee the cat tells me I have to feed him.

Posted by: Daybrother at May 28, 2015 07:52 AM (ewxJS)

170 Now the San Jacinto river in NE Houston (Humble) is in major flood stage and will continue to flood until Monday. Water in homes.

20% chance of more rains today and Friday, then bumps to 60% over the weekend.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2015 07:53 AM (JO9+V)

171
I knew he was running, but not as a Democrat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 07:53 AM (St6BJ)

172 We should send in a response and say we will double that offer to him if he will take Obama now. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 07:51 AM

Choom Boy doesn't need any more cows.

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 28, 2015 07:53 AM (P8YHq)

173 169
I just realized that no matter what time it is, if I make coffee the cat tells me I have to feed him.





Posted by: Daybrother at May 28, 2015 07:52 AM (ewxJS)

Interlock based on sound. Mine coming running if I run the can opener.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 07:53 AM (GpgJl)

174 Dude is straight up lying about chocolate not being a weight control supplement. It keeps me in complete control of my weight gain!

Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at May 28, 2015 07:54 AM (+s5bL)

175 Interlock based on sound. Mine coming running if I run the can opener.


Pavlov.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 28, 2015 07:54 AM (4Filq)

176 I just realized that no matter what time it is, if I make coffee the cat tells me I have to feed him.

Posted by: Daybrother at May 28, 2015 07:52 AM (ewxJS)


Wellof course you silly hooman

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2015 07:54 AM (rDqRv)

177 Absolutely homeowners should have say 90 days by law to force the state to buy the property at that price.

90% of assessed value would work for me. Got to give the county some 'profit' margin.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2015 07:54 AM (rwI+c)

178 172
We should send in a response and say we will double that offer to him
if he will take Obama now. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28,
2015 07:51 AM

Choom Boy doesn't need any more cows.


Posted by: MrScribbler at May 28, 2015 07:53 AM (P8YHq)

The offer was for the Kenyan to take Obama

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 07:55 AM (GpgJl)

179 It keeps me in complete control of my weight gain!

****


Yeah. My doctor told me to keep an eye on my waistline, I'm just trying to get it out there where I can see it.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 28, 2015 07:56 AM (NeFrd)

180 The offer was for the Kenyan to take Obama


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 07:55 AM (GpgJl)


Yeah, but that guy knows if Barry shows up he'll end up with nothing as Barry spreads his wealth around

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2015 07:57 AM (DiZBp)

181 Vic: "Interlock based on sound. Mine coming running if I run the can opener."

The Arlo & Janis comic strip some time back IIRC had Arlo, opening a pop-top can of cat food, lamenting that generations of cats will no longer respond to sound of the can opener.

Posted by: mindful webworker - ticks, skeeters, regressives at May 28, 2015 07:59 AM (lmYrx)

182 Hillary doing the "chicken and waffle" thang is straight up Trolling 101.

David Axelrod would be proud.

Posted by: Fritz at May 28, 2015 07:59 AM (ty633)

183 Morning. Sorry, Houston.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 08:00 AM (90Afw)

184 50 cows and 70 sheep?

For that he could probably get a pretty girl. Why Malaria?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 28, 2015 08:00 AM (V70Uh)

185 90% of assessed value would work for me. Got to give the county some 'profit' margin.


Why?
They've profited for the last 23 years off of "assessed" value. Not what I could actually get.
Fvck them if they didn't invest that profit wisely.
100%.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 28, 2015 08:00 AM (4Filq)

186 Stringers got a good idea. I'd love to sell my house for it's assessed value but I bet I can't. My neighbors house has dropped price three times to 10% below value and it's unsold.

Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 08:02 AM (/Y7yC)

187 Hillary doing the "chicken and waffle" thang is straight up Trolling 101.

'Roscoe's' hardest hit.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 08:03 AM (oVJmc)

188 Interlock based on sound. Mine coming running if I run the can opener.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party


Probably but I have this odd feeling that he also thinks "we" are now eating and drinking things.
I used to have a cat that became terribly alarmed if I didn't get up at 0500 to go into the hospital. She would paw me and meow and the whole deal but this one just assumes that if I'm drinking coffee at any time day or night "we're" having snacks.

Thousands of years together and they are still telling us what to do. We never should have agreed to be their pets.

BBL.

Posted by: Daybrother at May 28, 2015 08:03 AM (ewxJS)

189 "The aged aren't always wise,
nor do the elderly always understand justice."
-Job 32:9

Posted by: mindful webworker - a fool for God at May 28, 2015 08:04 AM (lmYrx)

190 Time for a revaluation

Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 08:05 AM (/Y7yC)

191 " lamenting that generations of cats will no longer respond to sound of the can opener."

Our three little pains in the butt respond perfectly well to the sound of the pop-top being opened, and the can inverted and tapped onto the plate.

Works very time.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 08:06 AM (VPLuQ)

192 I just realized that no matter what time it is, if I make coffee the cat tells me I have to feed him.

Posted by: Daybrother
-------------

Same thing here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 08:06 AM (F2IAQ)

193

She ain't no ways tarred. Nor feathered.

Yet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 08:07 AM (St6BJ)

194 82
New Jersey:
- 6 straight bond downgrades

There was something on local news last night about spending a bunch of money to get Lockheed Martin to build a plant to something for the dod and a guy was complaining about taxpayer dollars used twice, state and Feds...

Anyway they said our bond rating was still suffering from a default in the thirties. I thought that was interesting.

Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 08:07 AM (vmMMi)

195 Hillary's campaign will be stopping in Camptown today.


All da lib long day.


Dooda! Dooda!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 28, 2015 08:07 AM (NeFrd)

196 Watching the first season of True Detective I am very impressed by the acting skills of somebody called Alexandra Dedario. This girl will go far.

-
Yeah, when she's on top of that one detective and her acting skills are bouncing up and down, that's beautiful, man.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 28, 2015 08:08 AM (ee9LE)

197 Hillary's campaign will be stopping in
Camptown today.
All da lib long day.
Dooda! Dooda!



F'n earworm!

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 28, 2015 08:09 AM (4Filq)

198 Another day, another F-35 issue; thing's louder than a Spinal Tap concert

http://tinyurl.com/qftw58b

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 28, 2015 08:09 AM (O7MnT)

199 I don't know about y'all, but I'm putting my money on the bobtailed nag.



Dooda!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 28, 2015 08:09 AM (NeFrd)

200 Hillary Clinton: proof you can take the woman out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the woman.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 28, 2015 08:10 AM (nlHrF)

201 " Camptown today.




All da lib long day.




Dooda! Dooda!"



Camptown Lady? No, don't know that one.



Posted by: Sheriff Bart at May 28, 2015 08:10 AM (90Afw)

202 http://tinyurl.com/n77qxjk

Posted by: The Hillabeast, duck they are shooting at us at May 28, 2015 08:11 AM (0FSuD)

203 Regarding the grievance industry and the micro-triggered?

The anger of a fool becomes readily apparent,
but the prudent person overlooks an insult.

-Proverbs 12:15

Posted by: mindful webworker - a fool for God at May 28, 2015 08:11 AM (lmYrx)

204 I always feel bad when one of the two bookends on Fox and Friends is absent. Hasselbeck and Clayton Morris may not be rocket surgeons, but they're bright and quick, and watching poor Kilmeade try to keep up is just cringe-inducing.

Posted by: Just some guy at May 28, 2015 08:12 AM (yxw0r)

205 I'm trying to convince our cats that they shouldn't wake me up until the coffee maker starts.

Mixed results.

Anytime something unsettles them, they go back to waking me up earlier. And boy are they unsettled right now...The Man left again, and two of the Smaller Humans are leaving the house IN THE MORNING and staying away ALL DAY.

And thunderstorms...tough week, man.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 28, 2015 08:12 AM (0xTsz)

206 But we have been running RINOs in the recent elections and both their Senators are RINOs as well. And eliminating the death penalty shows that their legislature is RINO packed as well.

I blame the Scandi influence: too many "_________sons" in the phone book. NE is controlled by Omaha w/a little bit of Lincoln influence. The rest is farmland and reservations.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 28, 2015 08:13 AM (5buP8)

207 "http://tinyurl.com/qftw58b"


The thing's always been loud. Big honkin' engine.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 08:14 AM (90Afw)

208 Appeal your appraisals.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 08:16 AM (F2IAQ)

209 Greetings gentlefappers.

What fresh hell awaits us this day?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 08:17 AM (0HooB)

210 Mama AJ: "If you put a plus sign at the end of the link, it should take you to bitly dot com for a preview. Does that work?"

Yes, thanks.

Re the Ramirez cartoon. He obviously was riffing off of my cartoon from last July.

http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/erasing-america

I don't mind. Imitation is the something something.

Posted by: mindful webworker - a fool for God at May 28, 2015 08:17 AM (lmYrx)

211 Morning all.

Pretty warm today.

What say you Bill Nye?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 28, 2015 08:17 AM (E2UFy)

212 207
"http://tinyurl.com/qftw58b"


The thing's always been loud. Big honkin' engine.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 08:14 AM (90Afw)


Loud is when your rack is 10 feet below the jet engine test stand and they lite off an F-14 engine and run it up to full afterburner while you are asleep.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 08:18 AM (GpgJl)

213 de Camptown ladies? I look away for a few minutes and come back to yall dancin around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

Posted by: freaked at May 28, 2015 08:18 AM (JdEZJ)

214 92. "...Has any state ever successfully disavowed its obligations?"

No and the US Constitution and all state constitutions say they can't. A constitutional gizmo called the Contracts Clause.

Article I, Section 10, Clause 1 prohibits a state from passing a law that retroactively changes a party's obligations under a contract, including the state's own obligations under its own contracts.

The framers realized contracts were pretty basic to civilized society. Unlike now.

Posted by: Redolent at May 28, 2015 08:18 AM (uSM1W)

215 G'wine ta run all day
G'wine to run all night

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 08:19 AM (F2IAQ)

216 204 I always feel bad when one of the two bookends on Fox and Friends is absent. Hasselbeck and Clayton Morris may not be rocket surgeons, but they're bright and quick, and watching poor Kilmeade try to keep up is just cringe-inducing.


Kilmeade has become a parody of a parody of himself. F & F is just unwatchable for me between him and Steve Doofus.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 08:19 AM (7ObY1)

217 @196- Alexandra Daddario. Very pretty, healthy looking woman.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 28, 2015 08:19 AM (CzhL0)

218 NBC headline: How FIFA boss runs org like a Chicago politician:

http://tinyurl.com/o69fj9c

Obama? Rahm Emmanuel?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 28, 2015 08:19 AM (BZAd3)

219 Big wheel a-keep on toinin'
Proud Mary keep on boinin'

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 08:20 AM (7ObY1)

220 Camp town lady! That's me!




http://tinyurl.com/kgdh3hk

Posted by: The Hillabeast, duck they are shooting at us at May 28, 2015 08:21 AM (0FSuD)

221 "Loud is when your rack is 10 feet below the jet engine test stand and they lite off an F-14 engine and run it up to full afterburner while you are asleep. "

Now imagine taking that engine, rotating it so that the jet blast points directly downward at the deck. and put your office directly under the blast impact point.

Good times....good times.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 08:21 AM (VPLuQ)

222 Manned the deck many times when sailing under the GG Bridge. It never got old, but always felt better when coming back than when going out.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 28, 2015 08:21 AM (nqiq9)

223 Heard it in a love song
Caint be wrong

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 08:22 AM (7ObY1)

224 I don't mind. Imitation is the something something.


Plagiary?

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 28, 2015 08:23 AM (oa6oN)

225 Plagiary?

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 28, 2015 08:23 AM (oa6oN)


****

Can you plagiar yourself?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 28, 2015 08:24 AM (NeFrd)

226 I see these Progressives are all in a tizzy over some futbol scandal or another.

I don't seem to have any fucks to give.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 08:24 AM (7ObY1)

227 de Camptown ladies? I look away for a few minutes and come back to yall dancin around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.


At a #6 dance!

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 28, 2015 08:25 AM (oa6oN)

228 I lived a couple of miles from the Birmingham airport where there was a NatGuard post full of F-4s. They'd fly over the house on final approach at partial throttle and rattle the windows daily. There was a certain frequency to the whine that was extremely loud and drove all the dogs in the neighborhood nuts.

What was way kewl was taking BBoy^2 there to watch them take off and land. Back when you could park next to the runway. Good times.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 08:25 AM (0HooB)

229 Drudge shows a Paula Jones quote about not letting the male Clinton back into the White House.

Allegations of sexual assault in the past are something that mattress girl and her ilk can really rally behind....yes?

Stand by for campus protests against the not-yet convicted serial womanizer.


*Crickets*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 08:26 AM (VPLuQ)

230 Kilmeade has become a parody of a parody of himself. F F is just unwatchable for me between him and Steve Doofus.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 08:19 AM (7ObY1)
********************
I'd give m...um, someone else's left nut for an intelligent, conservative morning news show with the Fox News skin-tight dresses (do they have a warehouse full of those?).

The weekends aren't bad. Morris is smart and funny (I've listened to his podcasts on and off for a while). Chatsworth Osborne Jr. is smart, even if his website is a browser-crashing amalgam of pop ups. And they usually insert some eye-candy.

Posted by: Just some guy at May 28, 2015 08:26 AM (yxw0r)

231 The weekends aren't bad.

ITA, the weekends aren't bad. That Anna Kooiman (sp?) seems intelligent enough. And easy on the eyes too.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 08:28 AM (7ObY1)

232 230 The weekends aren't bad. Morris is smart and funny
(I've listened to his podcasts on and off for a while). Chatsworth
Osborne Jr. is smart, even if his website is a browser-crashing amalgam
of pop ups. And they usually insert some eye-candy.


Posted by: Just some guy at May 28, 2015 08:26 AM (yxw0r)

I used to like PAB

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 08:29 AM (GpgJl)

233 From what I read in the ONT:

Marie Harf....

I fear for the Republic

"Kate Upton's Car Got Towed so She Chugs a Bud Out of a Paper Bag, Makes Calls"

My faith in America has been restored.

Posted by: mrp at May 28, 2015 08:29 AM (JBggj)

234 The F-4 Phantom. Man's proof to the universe that a brick can fly given a sufficiently powerful engine.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2015 08:30 AM (659DL)

235 Kilmeade has become a parody of a parody of himself. F F is just unwatchable for me between him and Steve Doofus.

I gave up on that show many years ago. As we used to say back home in Alabama, "Somethin' about that boy just ain't right."

He's painful to watch. And I miss E. D. Hill.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 08:30 AM (0HooB)

236 I used to like PAB


Yep. She's part time, news division now.

PAB's been there forever, huh? As the years go by and more and more of the originals have moved on, PAB is always there like a trusted friend.

A trusted, incredibly endowed, sexy as hell friend.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 08:31 AM (7ObY1)

237 Kilmeade is OK in my Book. He is a conservative and an easy listen. i got no problem with him.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2015 08:32 AM (rDqRv)

238 The F-4 Phantom. Man's proof to the universe that a brick can fly given a sufficiently powerful engine.

It's amazing how many records that airframe set during its lifetime. One of my drumming buds flew them from carriers in VN.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 08:32 AM (0HooB)

239 Tried to watch alphabet news show last night and just couldn't get through it. Fox was just as bad. They were all just excruciating and grated on my every last nerve.

I hadn't watched news shows in a long time and won't for the foreseeable future.

The AoS News Channel with "Vic and the Morons" keeps me better informed (and more entertained).

Thanks Vic, 'rons, and 'ettes. Y'all are awesome and I appreciate your efforts.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 28, 2015 08:32 AM (nqiq9)

240 "Good times....good times"


Per the specs, the F135 produces about 2k more dry thrust and around 4k less in afterburn than the -14's two F110s.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 08:33 AM (90Afw)

241 Thanks Vic, 'rons, and 'ettes. Y'all are awesome and I appreciate your efforts.

...
...
...

You gonna eat that?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2015 08:34 AM (659DL)

242 Kilmeade is OK in my Book. He is a conservative and an easy listen. i got no problem with him.

I don't actively dislike him, don't get me wrong. It's just that he talks around in circles and never seems to make a coherent argument or a point.

I listened to his radio show with Teh Judge and it was more of the same.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 08:35 AM (0HooB)

243 All de liv long dey!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2015 08:35 AM (JO9+V)

244 238 The F-4 Phantom. Man's proof to the universe that a brick can fly given a sufficiently powerful engine.

My son and I saw one at the Dayton Air Show a couple of years ago. What an engine! Amazing. The only other highlight that matched that plane's thunderous entrance was the P-51. My boy still talks about that show (and those planes specifically).

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 28, 2015 08:36 AM (nqiq9)

245 No jokes about plagiaring yerself? No dry thrust humor.

More coffee, people!

Posted by: flounder at May 28, 2015 08:36 AM (ecDRv)

246 "It's amazing how many records that airframe set during its lifetime."


Great airplane.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 08:37 AM (90Afw)

247 I was trying to come up with something involving dry thrust and Kate Upton, but I got nuthin'.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2015 08:38 AM (6xtq3)

248 247 I was trying to come up with something involving dry thrust and Kate Upton, but I got nuthin'.
Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2015 08:38 AM (6xtq3)


Try Viagra and a sh!tload of oysters.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 28, 2015 08:38 AM (nqiq9)

249
Regarding Paula Jones, real rape isn't rape until is fake rape which is rape-rape, resulting in mattress schlepping.

It also helps if the accused is a) male and b) (more importantly) not a Democrat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 08:38 AM (St6BJ)

250 Alexandra Daddario.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 28, 2015 08:19 AM (CzhL0)


Awesome.

http://tinyurl.com/o22g4kq

Very NSFW

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2015 08:39 AM (Zu3d9)

251 @247. Try wet thrust.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 28, 2015 08:39 AM (CzhL0)

252 Kilmeade is OK in my Book. He is a conservative and an easy listen. i got no problem with him.

I don't actively dislike him, don't get me wrong. It's just that he talks around in circles and never seems to make a coherent argument or a point.

I listened to his radio show with Teh Judge and it was more of the same.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 08:35 AM (0HooB)

So he isn't Einstein. But with all we have to put up with on TV, MSM, Talking heads, Biased Anchors...Kilmeade is the least of my worries

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2015 08:39 AM (rDqRv)

253 "Try Viagra and a sh!tload of oysters."


Okay, but where do you put the oysters?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 08:40 AM (90Afw)

254 250 Alexandra Daddario.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 28, 2015 08:19 AM (CzhL0)


Awesome.

http://tinyurl.com/o22g4kq

Very NSFW
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2015 08:39 AM (Zu3d9)


WHOA! And very real! Was gonna comment about her weird Meg Foster/Husky eyes but man-o-manishevitz, those tits!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 08:40 AM (St6BJ)

255 Wet or dry, it would be the best 2 minutes of my life.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2015 08:41 AM (6xtq3)

256 "be the best 2 minutes of my life."


Braggart.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 08:42 AM (90Afw)

257
The problem with Kilmeade and Hannity is that they're not very good debaters or broadcasters. They just don't have the intellectual heft or rhetorical skills to win arguments. Although in fairness, Hannity never let fish-face Colmes ever get the better of him.

That said, he still sucks as a broadcaster.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 08:42 AM (St6BJ)

258 Gonna feed pets and then do stuff. Have a day, gang.

Proverbs 17:28
Even a fool is thought to be wise when he remains silent;
he is thought to be prudent when he keeps his mouth shut.

Posted by: mindful webworker - a fool for God at May 28, 2015 08:43 AM (lmYrx)

259 I'm trying to convince our cats that they shouldn't wake me up until the coffee maker starts.

I've got one who will wake me up when the birds start up by clawing at my face and the blankets, but will be fine on his own if the bedroom door is shut and he's on the other side. The other one will sit quietly staring at the bed until I wake up (then I get a torrent of verbal abuse, but at least I got some sleep), but will scratch incessantly at closed doors if he's shut in or out (I wonder if he got trapped somewhere bad in his previous life).

For about a year, I was able to shut them both out without the scratching keeping me up all night by covering the bedroom door with foil (FOOOOYYYY-LLLLL)*, but last night someone figured out he could scratch a different door and yowl for his breakfast O_o Not sure what's next.


* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-0TEJMJOhk


Posted by: HR at May 28, 2015 08:44 AM (rHXGG)

260 255 Wet or dry, it would be the best 2 minutes of my life.
Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2015 08:41 AM (6xtq3)


Yeah, one of the benefits of getting older - you hold out longer.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 28, 2015 08:44 AM (nqiq9)

261 Alexandra Daddario.

Speaking of nice acting talents, B'Gal and I watched Goodfellas last night. It's the first time I'd seen it all the way through.

Lorraine Bracco was a babe in her day. And she ain't too bad now. Although whoever could pull me out of either Angie Harmon or Sasha Alexander would be the next King of England.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 08:44 AM (0HooB)

262 here's a fun stat for you-
Last night on the ESPN:60 special on Qatar and Clinton Donor FIFA , it was stated that due to the horrific human rights environment in Qatar that an estimated 4000 workers would die there working and preparing for the ill-gotten World Cup.

More bodies from the International Friends of Clinton club

Posted by: some random meathead at May 28, 2015 08:45 AM (XVOlz)

263 @260 - I am older and 2 minutes IS longer!

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2015 08:46 AM (6xtq3)

264 The problem with Kilmeade and Hannity is that they're not very good debaters or broadcasters. They just don't have the intellectual heft or rhetorical skills to win arguments. Although in fairness, Hannity never let fish-face Colmes ever get the better of him.

That said, he still sucks as a broadcaster.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 08:42 AM (St6BJ)

Yeah maybe, but you try being "On" every day on TV or Radio in front of millions and not only sound good but having to smile? Shit I'd be telling half the guest to fuck off or blow me.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2015 08:47 AM (rDqRv)

265 "B'Gal and I watched Goodfellas last night. It's the first time I'd seen it all the way through.
"


Classic. And just 25 years old.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 08:47 AM (90Afw)

266 So he isn't Einstein. But with all we have to put up with on TV, MSM, Talking heads, Biased Anchors...Kilmeade is the least of my worries

I also miss Tony Snow. His radio show was great, IMO. Dude was scary smart.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 08:47 AM (0HooB)

267 "be the best 2 minutes of my life."

Yeah, if you're Superman.

Posted by: some random meathead at May 28, 2015 08:48 AM (XVOlz)

268 199--I'm gonna bet on the bay.....

Posted by: AnnaS at May 28, 2015 08:49 AM (P+I7L)

269 264 Yeah maybe, but you try being "On" every day on TV or Radio in front of millions and not only sound good but having to smile? Shit I'd be telling half the guest to fuck off or blow me.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2015 08:47 AM (rDqRv)

He's fired, you're hired!

STN (Sefton Television Network)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 08:49 AM (St6BJ)

270 I can't wait for Josh Earnest to say that this was all part of the plan:

http://tinyurl.com/p2lgy8l

Russia and Iran seek closer military ties.

They're just yanking on Obama's dick now.

His failure was complete a looonnnng time ago. It's like comedy now.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 28, 2015 08:49 AM (BZAd3)

271
Feed the pets. Is that code language?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 08:50 AM (St6BJ)

272 >>>"Loud is when your rack is 10 feet below the jet engine test stand and they lite off an F-14 engine and run it up to full afterburner while you are asleep. "

Now imagine taking that engine, rotating it so that the jet blast points directly downward at the deck. and put your office directly under the blast impact point.

Good times....good times.
.
.
.I had the top rack in berthing on the 02 level right under the Number 3 wire. Talk about loud.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 28, 2015 08:50 AM (iONHu)

273 OK, OK - the 2 minutes includes preparatory leg humping.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2015 08:50 AM (6xtq3)

274 Shit I'd be telling half the guest to fuck off or blow me.

*ahem*

The Moron Style Guide, Vol. 5, pg. 286, paragraph 78, subparagraph 3-A states that the proper terminology should be, "Fuck off, but first you will blow me."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 08:50 AM (0HooB)

275 Good Morning, everyone.

Very soon there should be news dump!

Posted by: Carol at May 28, 2015 08:51 AM (sj3Ax)

276 No flaming skull? Or flaming empty chair? According to WSJ, George Pataki just announced for POTUS!

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 28, 2015 08:51 AM (nFdGS)

277 So he isn't Einstein. But with all we have to put up
with on TV, MSM, Talking heads, Biased Anchors...Kilmeade is the least
of my worries

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2015 08:39 AM (rDqRv)

***************
And perhaps that's fine.

Kilmeade and Doocy are well-intentioned idiots. They don't do the cause any favors.
Again, though, I think an intelligent morning news show would do well, and maybe have an impact. Not George Will denouncing jeans in seven-syllable words no one uses, nor Krauthammer huffing and puffing. Gutfeld, maybe, Dennis Miller, etc. With eye-candy. Important to have eye-candy.


Posted by: Just some guy at May 28, 2015 08:51 AM (yxw0r)

278 " the 2 minutes includes preparatory leg humping."



Well, that don't count.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 08:52 AM (90Afw)

279 "Loud is when your rack is 10 feet below the jet engine test stand and they lite off an F-14 engine and run it up to full afterburner while you are asleep. "


A couple of months ago I was on Duty at Andrews when Fredo took off for India. I did not see it because I was actually inside WORKING, but the roar shook the building. Not sure if it was Air Force One or the Fighters escorting it, but wow, I was impressed. And it was also impressive to see both 747s sitting on the tarmac on the way to work.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2015 08:52 AM (rDqRv)

280 Yeah maybe, but you try being "On" every day on TV
or Radio in front of millions and not only sound good but having to
smile? Shit I'd be telling half the guest to fuck off or blow me.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2015 08:47 AM (rDqRv)


For what he makes, I'll give it a try.

Posted by: Just some guy at May 28, 2015 08:53 AM (yxw0r)

281 "Shit I'd be telling half the guest to fuck off or blow me.
"



You must have one heck of a chair-side manner.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 08:53 AM (90Afw)

282 the 2 minutes includes preparatory leg humping.

Or the thirty minutes of begging, i.e. Alabama foreplay.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 08:53 AM (0HooB)

283 184 50 cows and 70 sheep?

For that he could probably get a pretty girl. Why Malaria?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 28, 2015 08:00 AM (V70Uh)

He's got a problem with lions and hyenas, then he saw Michele's resting bitch face and put two and two together.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 28, 2015 08:54 AM (RD7QR)

284 Heh. Some Kenyan lawyer is offering Obama a bunch of sheep, cows and goats in exchange for Malia's hand in marriage.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 08:54 AM (7ObY1)

285 Or the thirty minutes of begging, i.e. Alabama foreplay.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 08:53 AM (0HooB)

NC foreplay - Git in the truck, bitch.

Posted by: Golfman at May 28, 2015 08:55 AM (48QDY)

286 Hillary Clinton - the bane of hand babies everywhere.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2015 08:55 AM (FcR7P)

287 Not sure if it was Air Force One or the Fighters escorting it, but wow, I
was impressed. And it was also impressive to see both 747s sitting on
the tarmac on the way to work.


Yeah, it's a cool plane. Half my company hung out the window to watch it land at IND earlier this year; was really easy to see who was looking at the plane and who was a squealing fanboi, which has made it easier to know who to avoid in the break room. Heh.

Posted by: HR at May 28, 2015 08:55 AM (rHXGG)

288 WHOA! And very real! Was gonna comment about her weird Meg Foster/Husky eyes but man-o-manishevitz, those tits!





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2015 08:40 AM (St6BJ)

Mine look just like those, except they hit my knees.

Posted by: The Hillabeast, duck they are shooting at us at May 28, 2015 08:55 AM (0FSuD)

289 Posted by: HR at May 28, 2015 08:44 AM (rHXGG)

How about cat stew?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2015 08:55 AM (Zu3d9)

290 >>"Wow my 105,000 dollar home is now ~ 235,000 in just 5 years? I'LL TAKE IT!"
//Homeowner to confused County Asshole

That would be awesome. I was mighty confused when my 100k house was all of a sudden worth 170 in two years. Thankfully, they can't yank your property taxes up all at once, they can only go 5% a year. Of course, that means my taxes are constantly going up...

Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 08:55 AM (lIU4e)

291 Hey, that's 90 grand worth of livestock.

Not a bad offer.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 08:55 AM (7ObY1)

292 Hot babes reading the news to me is all I want on a morning TV news program.

That's it. Babes, news, videos of events, that's it.



Posted by: eman at May 28, 2015 08:55 AM (MQEz6)

293 "Or the thirty minutes of begging, i.e. Alabama foreplay."


Tell me about it.

Posted by: The Goat at May 28, 2015 08:55 AM (90Afw)

294 Sock off

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 28, 2015 08:56 AM (fWAjv)

295 " the bane of hand babies everywhere."


Once again, Urban Dictionary comes through.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 08:57 AM (VPLuQ)

296 How about cat stew?

I had to move into a shitty 1BR apt (protip: Google Earth any potential new residences and verify it's not next door to the sewage treatment plant before you sign anything) and there are 6" of counter space and there was only enough cabinets for dishes or groceries, so I don't cook anymore.

Posted by: HR at May 28, 2015 08:58 AM (rHXGG)

297 280 Yeah maybe, but you try being "On" every day on TV
or Radio in front of millions and not only sound good but having to
smile? Shit I'd be telling half the guest to fuck off or blow me.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2015 08:47 AM (rDqRv)

For 105 mil or so ala Stephanopolis, I could give "On" a try....

Posted by: AnnaS at May 28, 2015 08:59 AM (P+I7L)

298 Hey, that's 90 grand worth of livestock.


Not a bad offer.


He's not gonna get many better ones.

Posted by: HR at May 28, 2015 08:59 AM (rHXGG)

299 In Charlotte the democrat city council wanted more money, so they simply increased the valuation of all the Republican area homes. True.



No amount of appealing got you anywhere, the democrats ran the show.



GOP takes over legislature AND governorship. They pass a law that the county MUST re evaluate all property over the last three years.



My property got re evaluated to the original valuation of three years ago and the city and county had to refund me the overcharged taxes for three years.




Elections matter. WE WON.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 09:00 AM (0FSuD)

300 Okay, weird. Not only did the Ramirez cartoon give me a page not found, the Bette Davis picture link is a blank page. I've even rebooted just to see if it helped and it didn't.

Huh. Sorry about that. Just go to www.doctormacro.com and you can scroll through the Davis galleries.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2015 09:00 AM (zF6Iw)

301 Some honest questions here: do most Democrats realize what a horrible person Hillary is, and just ignore it because she's on their team, or are many of them in such an isolated bubble they think she's great? Do they honestly think she'll play well with independents? I keep thinking she can't avoid public speaking forever, and eventually the public at large will get a good feel for he and reject her, even with all the favorable coverage she'll get. Maybe I'm wrong, or they're hoping being the first woman president will pull in extra votes to compensate.

Posted by: Grimaldi at May 28, 2015 09:00 AM (2AAGM)

302 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 06:24 AM
When I was a kid in the sixties the worst part of going to the beach was tarballs on the feet removed by my mom with jet fuel and a rag before we were allowed inside or in the car. While she was smoking! We tried to run away but she caught us.

Posted by: Lester at May 28, 2015 09:00 AM (2UPXV)

303 Not to sound like Big Greenie or anything, but if you get those chocolate squares that are 80-some or 90% "cacao" they're low in calories, fats, and carbohydrates. There is a difference between "chocolate" and "chocolate candy." I'm all low-carb and all, and I can have a couple, four squares of those any day without screwing up my count.

The full range of Moron commentary, from "fine healthy-looking woman" to "o dem tits." Sure they both mean the same thing, but the polite version is so much more salacious. I'm trying to teach myself to talk like that. Like my third-cousin neighbor, 300 lbs and works at the shipyard, who's managed to stop saying Effin'-A [so to speak] and now enunciates "Oh, My" with the same vehemence. It's cute, on him.

"I remember her well. We were quite close" vs "I tapped that shit." See?
Want to really gross guys out, spell "tits" as "teats." They quail in horreur.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 28, 2015 09:01 AM (xq1UY)

304 Posted by: HR at May 28, 2015 08:58 AM (rHXGG)

Is there enough room for beer? And bourbon?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2015 09:01 AM (Zu3d9)

305 Once again, Urban Dictionary comes through.

I was thinking more of the latest edict from the Religion of PScience that we had a few days ago.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2015 09:01 AM (FcR7P)

306 10:40 am || Tours the National Hurricane Center; Miami, Florida
11:05 am || Receives the annual hurricane season outlook and preparedness briefing; National Hurricane Center, Miami
3:00 pm || Departs Miami
5:30 pm || Arrives White House

There are two fundraisers in there as well. Also some bitching about AGW. I guess jet fuel reverses global climate change. He's such a mensch.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 28, 2015 09:01 AM (fWAjv)

307 Posted by: Grimaldi at May 28, 2015 09:00 AM (2AAGM)

Realize?

Think?

Democrats?

Did you just get here from Mars?

Posted by: eman at May 28, 2015 09:02 AM (MQEz6)

308 When I was a kid in the sixties the worst part of
going to the beach was tarballs on the feet removed by my mom with jet
fuel and a rag before we were allowed inside or in the car. While she
was smoking! We tried to run away but she caught us.


Posted by: Lester at May 28, 2015 09:00 AM (2UPXV)

Yeah, use to be pretty common. I think freighters use to flush their tanks just off shore before they got to port.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 09:02 AM (0FSuD)

309 Is there enough room for beer? And bourbon?

Fridge is full sized and full of beer. Bourbon lives on a bookshelf in the living room. For some reason, though, I've switched to gin for the summer.

Posted by: HR at May 28, 2015 09:02 AM (rHXGG)

310 Dumpup.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 09:03 AM (0HooB)

311 263 @260 - I am older and 2 minutes IS longer!

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2015 08:46 AM (6xtq3)


Me too. That was the point I was trying to make but looking at my comment, I didn't do that too well. Sorry.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 28, 2015 09:05 AM (nqiq9)

312 "I was thinking more of the latest edict from the Religion of PScience that we had a few days ago."


I got that one right a away.

Then I decided to test drive U/D, and see what came up.

And like Hillary on a campaign donation...blam, there it was.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 09:05 AM (VPLuQ)

313 NC foreplay - Git in the truck, bitch.

Posted by: Golfman at May 28, 2015 08:55 AM (48QDY)


Irish foreplay - "Brace yerself, Bridget!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2015 09:06 AM (zF6Iw)

314 I had to work in a van between the runways at Duke Field in FL years ago. An entire squadron of F15s practiced touch n go'so landings on day. We had to call our exercise off, we could barely stand.

Posted by: Jean at May 28, 2015 09:07 AM (ztOda)

315 It's almost a joke, Pataki & probably Kasich too.
Carson has good qualities but I don't think he should run & wonder how some of these candidates got my email address-Paul, Carson & Santorum must have bought email lists from someplace.
I was never a fan or supporter of any of those three.

Meanwhile I don't believe Jeb has officially announced?

Posted by: Carol at May 28, 2015 09:07 AM (sj3Ax)

316 What I learned on early morning TV this morning:


Magic Holy Water will bring you riches! Call Now!

Giant zombie cougars with mutant diseases are taking over America! (srsly. Animal Planet.)

How I Met Your Mother reruns can now be seen 24-7 on one station or another

Televangelist Joseph Prince looks pretty creepy stalking the stage and yelling into that wireless mic thingy

Psychics! Totes for real Call Now!

Chris Hayes telling his 5 viewers about some soccer scandal, Fox with their daily marijuana-scare story, CNN also talking about some soccer scandal, but they do it with Brit accents.

Finally gave up and watched the ONLY show I can stand on early-morning TV. Thank you, King of the Hill.





Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 09:08 AM (7ObY1)

317 Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 09:02 AM

That beach now has offshore drilling platforms and no tarballs. And instead of ratty shacks dotting the beach it has multimillion dollar homes. My brother and I slept on a screened porch on a pallet on the floor facing the beach. And we were hyper the whole week on vacation. Sunburned, skinny, and exhausted when we drove home.

Posted by: Lester at May 28, 2015 09:09 AM (2UPXV)

318 >>>Hey, that's 90 grand worth of livestock.<<<

In return, Barry will give 90 minutes of his speeches on DVD.

Posted by: Fritz at May 28, 2015 09:10 AM (UzPAd)

319 @311 - I got that after I went back and re-read the post. It's all good!

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2015 09:14 AM (6xtq3)

320 Ohio foreplay:

*throw bale of hay in the sheep pen*

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 28, 2015 09:14 AM (nqiq9)

321 Back in the day I could go five - six minutes easy. No problemo.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2015 09:17 AM (6xtq3)

322 276 No flaming skull? Or flaming empty chair? According to WSJ, George Pataki just announced for POTUS!
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 28, 2015 08:51 AM (nFdGS)

He's running for a cabinet department. Belongs at the kids' table with Santorum and the Donald.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 28, 2015 09:19 AM (RD7QR)

323 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 28, 2015 09:01 AM (fWAjv)

I mean, if all Obama wanted was a job to visit Miami, I think there were better options than President of the United States

Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at May 28, 2015 09:35 AM (pS7Ne)

324 I wish the good citizens of Baltimore would make up their minds.

http://cbsloc.al/1KrJOx8

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 10:04 AM (VPLuQ)

325 You know who is shipping drugs into YOUR neighborhoods dont you? And who rigs the real estate game to disinvest people from THE COMMUNITY?
Yeah.

Posted by: Hillary Fo Shizzle at May 28, 2015 11:09 AM (HEo6y)

326 I believe it's "nuffin'"...

Posted by: HAL at May 28, 2015 01:19 PM (OmBeX)

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