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DAY 931
532 to go (605 to Inauguration Day 2017) Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 26, 2015 07:26 AM (St6BJ) 2
Good Morning Morons. Today is Tuesday, May 26, 2015. On this day in 1647 Alse Young was hanged in Hartford, Connecticut, becoming the first person executed as a witch in the British American colonies.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:27 AM (GpgJl) 3
Breaking: Charter Communications says it has bought Time Warner Cable. When TWC bought my old company the first thing that happened is the rates went up because the local city raised their fees.
http://fxn.ws/1SzTRGa Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:27 AM (GpgJl) 4
TX authorities have given up the search for 12 missing people who were in a vacation home that got swept away by a flash flood. Recovery operations are now in progress. They are saying that this flood was caused by a dam failure. If this is true there was some serious malfeasance involved.
http://fxn.ws/1ertwKF Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:27 AM (GpgJl) 5
The head AF General warns of getting behind Russia and China due to severe budget cuts. I would say there are a lot of ways that the AF can save tons of money. But that would require congress to get out of the way and allow them to do it.
http://fxn.ws/1JRzWP6 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:27 AM (GpgJl) 6
The corrupt EPA is pushing its latest attempt at a massive power grab by expanding its definition of "navigable waters" on social media now. The Supremes have shot this down once already. I would say the Supremes need to start making some contempt of court charges against these assholes who keep going back to the trough after being shot down before.
http://fxn.ws/1FMBJ6c Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:28 AM (GpgJl) 7
4 TX authorities have given up the search for 12 missing people who were in a vacation home that got swept away by a flash flood. Recovery operations are now in progress. They are saying that this flood was caused by a dam failure. If this is true there was some serious malfeasance involved.
http://fxn.ws/1ertwKF Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:27 AM (GpgJl) Bush and FEMA blew it up. Spike Lee said so. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 26, 2015 07:28 AM (St6BJ) 8
An ambitious PA teen built a two-story "tree house" in her front yard. She was ordered to tear it down after a neighbor complained. It was a zoning violation. Cities have become almost a bad as HOAs for fascist rules and regulations. One wonders if this nosy-parker neighbor complained to the parents first? Probably not.
http://fxn.ws/1KiIz3b Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:28 AM (GpgJl) 9
CA is now consulting with Australia on how to cope with their drought. I would think CA would already know how to do that. They were in continuous drought conditions the whole time I lived there in the 70s. I know one thing they could do; send all the illegals packing. But that will not happen.
http://fxn.ws/1HI3E6T Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:28 AM (GpgJl) 10
The Bears have released Ray McDonald after he was arrested for domestic violence in CA. He has had a history of legal troubles.
http://fxn.ws/1cfBViz Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:28 AM (GpgJl) 11
A New Jersey man died Monday evening after been diagnosed with Lassa fever, a frightening infectious disease from West Africa that is rarely seen in the United States, a federal health official said.
When are we going to take some common sense precautions regarding travel to these places where these diseases are common? http://fxn.ws/1cXrMHX Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:28 AM (GpgJl) 12
A sad state of affairs:
A man who had spent three decades on Nebraska's death row for the 1985 cult killings of two people, including a 5-year-old boy, has died in prison, officials said Monday. Sad that he died in prison after three decades on death row. He should have been executed in less than a year. Couldn't we get the Supremes to rule that long wait times for an execution are "cruel and unusual punishment"? http://fxn.ws/1F6otol Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:29 AM (GpgJl) 13
Recall that link about the albino rhino in Kenya that was being guarded by soldiers because of poachers? That article said there were only 5 of these animals left. Here is why they were guarding it. South Africa evidently does not guard theirs. I would say it is time China cracked down on the criminals who are buying these rhino horns due to superstitious crap installed in their worthless brains.
http://fxn.ws/1HI4SPq Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:29 AM (GpgJl) 14
If the Chinese make weapons systems with the same quality as they make drywall, pet food and steel, then I wouldn't necessarily be all that concerned. But still. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 26, 2015 07:29 AM (St6BJ) 15
Another grazing rights battle is heating up as the corrupt Obamanites continue to grab more and more power. Also recall from the previous cases that this land was not always federal land. It was originally State land and the feds simply took it.
http://fxn.ws/1LBERSK Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:29 AM (GpgJl) 16
MS DIABLO Thad Cochran who was recently pushed over the primary by the RNCe with the aid of crossover Democrats has married his long time aid.
http://fxn.ws/1PJLLfc Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:29 AM (GpgJl) 17
Another sad state of affairs. B. B. King's daughters are accusing his manager and aide of poisoning him.
http://fxn.ws/1eqSU3g Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:30 AM (GpgJl) 18
Cleveland has caved in to the corrupt DOJ and made a "deal". If you live in or around Cleveland you should get out now.
http://fxn.ws/1cXsF3f Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:30 AM (GpgJl) 19
The Mooch sounds off at Oberline college spewing lies about all the "good" things the Choom has done. And she is doing it on the taxpayer dime. When is congress going to put a stop to this?
http://tws.io/1F7HfMd Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:30 AM (GpgJl) 20
Criminals are running rampant in Baltimore. Gee, I wonder why? Maybe the honest citizens can cut a "deal" with the corrupt DOJ.
http://tws.io/1F7HfMd Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:30 AM (GpgJl) 21
Morning.. again!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 26, 2015 07:31 AM (UpGcq) 22
A New Orleans cop has been found shot dead in his car. I blame Obama and Holder.
http://abcn.ws/1F4h1tR Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:31 AM (GpgJl) 23
NYC school implements new but old policy outlawed by the Supremes long ago in Brown vs board of education. What is this policy? Separate but equal.
http://bit.ly/1dsVzJy Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:31 AM (GpgJl) 24
81% of Al Jazeera Arabic readers support ISIS. Cockroaches, Raid, some assembly required.
http://bit.ly/1cWFQRW Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:31 AM (GpgJl) 25
A cop in Melbourne, FL was attacked by a mob as he was trying to make an arrest. The perp got away but was recaptured.
http://bit.ly/1BmO3ot Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:31 AM (GpgJl) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:32 AM (GpgJl) 27
Scankles to meet with SC Democrats and blacks (BIRM). Yes she is campaigning and yes she is in violation of the law.
http://bit.ly/1HtIGGk Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:32 AM (GpgJl) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:32 AM (GpgJl) 29
The watermelons have employed a new tactic of flooding local communities to influence laws against all kinds of energy development. The courts have repeatedly shot these down and now some States are fighting back over this illegal lawfare.
http://bit.ly/1KwKcxz Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:32 AM (GpgJl) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:33 AM (GpgJl) 31
The Clooney/Disney AGW scam movie Tomorrowland bombed over the past long weekend.
http://bit.ly/1SzO43h Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:33 AM (GpgJl) 32
Greece is going to default on the latest IMF loan. Guess who backs the majority of these IMF loans. The problem is everybody with one functioning brain cell knew they would default before the loan was made. We don't have anyone in this corrupt administration with one functioning brain cell.
http://bit.ly/1RjDUSH Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:33 AM (GpgJl) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:33 AM (GpgJl) 34
Heritage article: " Can Marco Rubio Make Peace With Conservatives on Immigration?"
My answer; no. It was bad enough that he signed onto that crappy gang of 8 amnesty bill, but he had to cross the aisle and join with the Dems to do it. http://dailysign.al/1cXvxwU Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:34 AM (GpgJl) 35
An ambitious PA teen built a two-story "tree house" in her front yard. She was ordered to tear it down after a neighbor complained. It was a zoning violation. Cities
have become almost a bad as HOAs for fascist rules and regulations. Who needs an HOA when you have nazi city zoning SS agents? You may fight an HOA, you can't fight city hall. Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 26, 2015 07:34 AM (rR9J2) 36
The Daily Deals
http://amzn.to/1cfIjGp That's it for today folks. I had to "gut" through these this morning, so I will mostly lurk today as well. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:34 AM (GpgJl) Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 26, 2015 07:35 AM (I0sxh) 38
On this day in 1647 Alse Young was hanged in Hartford, Connecticut, becoming the first person executed as a witch in the British American colonies.
- She probably deserved it. I wonder what she was wearing. Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 26, 2015 07:36 AM (LImiJ) 39
I had to "gut" through these this morning, so I will mostly lurk today as well. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:34 AM
Puttin' your name in for a Purple Heart, Vic. Talk about "above and beyond...!" Posted by: MrScribbler at May 26, 2015 07:37 AM (P8YHq) 40
@23. RACISTS!!
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 26, 2015 07:37 AM (I0sxh) 41
DAY 931
"Buck up, kid! The first thousand days are the hardest!" (Actual quote was "the first hundred years," said to my sister-in-law by Great Aunt Anna... who made it to 99.) Morning, Glories! Posted by: mindful webworker at May 26, 2015 07:37 AM (cSU3r) 42
The Mooch sounds off at Oberline college spewing
lies about all the "good" things the Choom has done. And she is doing it on the taxpayer dime. When is congress going to put a stop to this? http://tws.io/1F7HfMd Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:30 AM (GpgJl) Michelle Obama Tells Graduates to 'Shape the Revolutions' And the bitch still walks around with a massive chip on her shoulder and full of hate for the country Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 26, 2015 07:37 AM (DiZBp) Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 26, 2015 07:39 AM (xq1UY) 44
38 She probably deserved it. I wonder what she was wearing.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 26, 2015 07:36 AM (LImiJ) Details were sketchy in this but it was said that shw was a widow with no children meaning under the laws at the time she would inherit the property. I gather that a lot of these cases of "witchcraft" were made by corrupt officials looking to grad property. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:41 AM (GpgJl) 45
The Mooch sounds off at Oberline college spewing
lies about all the "good" things the Choom has done. And she is doing it on the taxpayer dime. When is congress going to put a stop to this? Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:30 AM You know the answer to that, Vic. This has become too common for me to work up much anger over. Which makes me angry in and of itself, because it now represents "normal" behavior from the racist affirmative-action loons who are set up to be Our Betters. Doesn't make me as angry as Choom Boy's "Memorial Day" photo. That one still gets me ragestroking worse than a pic of a Muzzie thug with his AK. Which is in fact a pretty similar image.... Posted by: MrScribbler at May 26, 2015 07:42 AM (P8YHq) 46
Mornin' all.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 26, 2015 07:42 AM (/YkzI) 47
Vic: ...expanding its definition of "navigable waters"...
Kid, we heard you had a toy boat in the bathtub with you. Don't let that bathwater out; it's federally protected. Posted by: mindful webworker at May 26, 2015 07:42 AM (cSU3r) 48
From that nypost article. Pixy won't let me quote but they are racially segregating classes so they will say things that might be 'impolite' in mixed company (like 'I hate white people?) Lord knows what we need to teach children is to be MORE impolite! That will stop micro aggression, otherwise know ln as behavior that is mildly rude and sometimes not even that. Especially when you are talking about children
Posted by: Lea at May 26, 2015 07:42 AM (vmMMi) Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 26, 2015 07:43 AM (LImiJ) 50
Good morning all.
Hope our Texas 'rons are dry. Keep an eye out for "Spun and Murky" posting today. Last seen last night near me, but with strong winds and possible tornadoes headed in. We just had an inch of rain and it's already drying out. More rain is a maybe. Posted by: Mama AJ at May 26, 2015 07:46 AM (0xTsz) 51
They are saying that this flood was caused by a dam failure
Wimberly is west of Bastrop State Park. The dam had nothing to do with the flooding there. The paragraph is strangely written. Posted by: no good deed at May 26, 2015 07:48 AM (GgxVX) 52
45 Posted by: MrScribbler at May 26, 2015 07:42 AM (P8YHq)
My problem is the "first lady" is not an elected official, not an appointed official, and not an employee of the government at all. So why does she get to make political appearances and travel on the taxpayer dime? Why does she have a taxpayer financed staff? Next they will be talking about a salary for her. And it is not just the Mooch either, although she has been one of the worst abusers of this crap. It should be eliminated for ALL of them. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:48 AM (GpgJl) 53
Another sad state of affairs. B. B. King's daughters are accusing his manager and aide of poisoning him.
JOOOOOOOOS!!! Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 26, 2015 07:49 AM (zF6Iw) 54
51 Wimberly is west of Bastrop State Park. The dam had nothing to do with the flooding there. The paragraph is strangely written.
Posted by: no good deed at May 26, 2015 07:48 AM (GgxVX) I thought something was strange about it, which is why I said "IF". Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:49 AM (GpgJl) 55
$5 on the Federalist article about the boy scouts being on the news thread.
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$5 on the Federalist article about the boy scouts being on the news thread. Posted by: Gustav at May 26, 2015 07:50 AM (pmv/9) Isn't that old news? Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:51 AM (GpgJl) 57
I gather that a lot of these cases of "witchcraft" were made by corrupt officials looking to grad property.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:41 AM (GpgJl) That's one of the newer theories behind the Salem witch craze of 1692 - that the major families involved were also fighting amongst themselves for land, and encouraged the girls' "visions" as a way to grab some real estate. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 26, 2015 07:51 AM (zF6Iw) 58
Vic: Clooney/Disney AGW scam movie Tomorrowland bombed over the past long weekend.
Trailer made it look interesting. Looked sort-of like a rip-off of Scott McCloud's Zot! comic, a wonderfully fun story. Then I started reading reviews about the movie's agenda. Oh, well. Posted by: mindful webworker - haz a sadz for Hollyweird at May 26, 2015 07:53 AM (cSU3r) 59
Actually caught a lib ranting about 'dominionists' in my wife's Facebook feed yesterday. They truly are insane.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 26, 2015 07:54 AM (oVJmc) 60
Cleveland has caved in to the corrupt DOJ and made a "deal". If you live in or around Cleveland you should get out now. http://fxn.ws/1cXsF3f Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:30 AM (GpgJl) In a totes unrelated event, over the weekend I was in the click-trail time-suck that is Wikipedia and got into a list of US cities by population. Ohio had the largest number of over 100k cities that lost population in the last 4 years. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2015 07:54 AM (ynQIy) 61
60 In a totes unrelated event, over the weekend I was in the click-trail time-suck that is Wikipedia and got into a list of US cities by population. Ohio had the largest number of over 100k cities that lost population in the last 4 years.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2015 07:54 AM (ynQIy) The irony that Rush's theme song, the Pretenders' "Ohio" is not lost on me and is even more pronounced. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 26, 2015 07:55 AM (St6BJ) 62
A friend of mine just posted thousands of cars are stranded on I-10, I-45, and the 610 Loop due to flooding. I hope all of our Houston area morons are safe. http://tinyurl.com/l5ejglu
Posted by: no good deed at May 26, 2015 07:56 AM (GgxVX) 63
Wasn't bb king 88??? I mean, he could have been poisoned but natural death seems pretty likely no? I am going to have to see some actual evidence of that one.
Posted by: Lea at May 26, 2015 07:57 AM (vmMMi) 64
#55
Isn't that old news? Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:51 AM (GpgJl) Yes, but the article is new. I enjoyed reading it. It clearly and quickly articulates what stupidity is happening there. Posted by: Gustav at May 26, 2015 07:59 AM (pmv/9) 65
Wasn't bb king 88??? I mean, he could have been poisoned but natural death seems pretty likely no? I am going to have to see some actual evidence of that one.
News reported this am that there was NFW he was poisoned. No evidence supports it. Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 26, 2015 08:00 AM (eQOiT) 66
Has anyone worked with the Intel NUC (Next Unit of Computing) small form factor PC? It's tiny, cute, silent, runs cool and I have a chance to pick up a used model for a song. I could run Debian on this with minimal configuration.
Posted by: Spellcheck, M.D. at May 26, 2015 08:01 AM (iKhVZ) 67
It should be eliminated for ALL of them. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:48 AM
No argument about that, Vic. I suppose any FLotUS needs an assistant and someone to handle her schedule -- some before Mooooo-chelle have made legitimate public appearances -- but that's about it. But what can you expect from the Taker-in-Chief's family? We're housing Moooooo-chelle's mama, too, just as we paid for Choom Boy's illegal Auntie Zeituni for years. And of course we're paying for everything the Mocha Messiah does. And not just with money.... Posted by: MrScribbler at May 26, 2015 08:01 AM (P8YHq) 68
Metamucil will fix that irregularity.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 26, 2015 08:01 AM (OpDDu) 69
Cleveland police now armed with squirt guns.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 26, 2015 08:02 AM (I0sxh) 70
Cold leftover pizza for breakfast
We all can agree is quite fine Problem is pizza does not go with coffee and it's 'way too early for wine. Posted by: mindful webworker - gore-may at May 26, 2015 08:02 AM (cSU3r) 71
No good deed is right. The dam failure had nothing to do with Wimberley floods.
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Cold leftover pizza for breakfast We all can agree is quite fine Problem is pizza does not go with coffee and it's 'way too early for wine. Posted by: mindful webworker - gore-may at May 26, 2015 08:02 AM (cSU3r) Have you tried Corona in the morning? I did during the World Cup when I was in an awkward time zone. Posted by: Gustav at May 26, 2015 08:03 AM (pmv/9) 74
>> I gather that a lot of these cases of "witchcraft" were made by corrupt officials looking to grad property.
Or getting mad at people who sound a lot like us: "...for criticizing the magistrates, allegedly saying, "these people are no more fit to rule this government than dogs." http://tinyurl.com/mhywf34 Posted by: Mama AJ at May 26, 2015 08:04 AM (0xTsz) Posted by: mindful webworker - gore-mandy at May 26, 2015 08:04 AM (cSU3r) 76
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:48 AM (GpgJl)
Makes you wonder how much we spend a year supporting her mother's expenses? Posted by: 2L at May 26, 2015 08:05 AM (TaO1J) Posted by: Citizen X at May 26, 2015 08:06 AM (7ObY1) Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 26, 2015 08:06 AM (OpDDu) 79
"...and it's 'way too early for wine." Scotch? Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 26, 2015 08:06 AM (OpDDu) Poured on a bowl of Kaboom!, because that's the only way to make it edible. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2015 08:07 AM (ynQIy) 80
Wow
Eldest thunder stuck in flood but managed to call. People are kayaking on the roads. Thousands of homes and cars under water. My house is fine. Only a big tree in the backyard down. Posted by: Thunderb at May 26, 2015 08:08 AM (zOTsN) 81
To protest is one thing. To riot is another. Stupid politicians.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 26, 2015 08:08 AM (I0sxh) Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 26, 2015 08:08 AM (eQOiT) 83
You know I should try it with cornflakes....
Posted by: Gustav at May 26, 2015 08:09 AM (pmv/9) 84
I was looking over my 2nd graders work for he year this weekend. Practically no American history has been taught the entire year except the civil rights movements and historical figures like George Washington Carver, MLK, and Jackie Robinson. Only president ever mentioned is Abraham Lincoln. Nothing about the pilgrims, the American Revolution George Washington or great inventors like the Wright brothers, Thomas Edison and Henry Ford. Nothing. Strictly the Michelle Obama version of American history. This is a disgrace.
A few weeks ago I asked his teacher why no Americn histopry is being taught. She bit her tongue, expressed some frustration and babbled about the currculum blah, blah, blah....I think she may have agreed with me but was afraid to say it. It puts me int a state of combined rage/depression to see what is happening to this country. Our school system is run by Obama's people and our particular school overrun with illegals so none of this will change, even though we have supposed state standards. Problem is, seems like it is like this everywhere, at least around Atlanta. I may have to fork out for private schools or move to Idaho for my two sons sake. May even leave he country if/when Hillary wins. This crap is only going to get worse. Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 26, 2015 08:10 AM (1BQGO) 85
over the weekend I was in the click-trail time-suck that is Wikipedia
LMAO. I did that yesterday with CA's, CL's, LST's and APA's. Today? DD's and DE's. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 26, 2015 08:10 AM (mmlFU) 86
9 year old pregnant and raped by no less than ten ISIS bastards.
That this evil flourishes shows just how much a pussy piece of shit coward TFG is. Morning horde. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2015 08:10 AM (R6BCL) 87
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If the Chinese make weapons systems with the same quality as they make drywall, pet food and steel, then I wouldn't necessarily be all that concerned. But still. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 26, 2015 07:29 AM (St6BJ)" That was true for Chinese ICMBs amd MIRV until Bill Clinton provided them with US engineering assistance to correct their problems and make their nuclear missile delivery much more reliable in exchange for campaign contributions to his reelection campaign. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 26, 2015 08:10 AM (QHgTq) 88
VD = Very Depressed.
I was the only residence on my city block in So Cal that had FLAGS 3 flying..... The kids came for a BBQ, the prayer we had for the fallen before lunch was the only reference they had of the importance of the day. Not one of them asked why there were so many flags in the yard. Posted by: Piroshki at May 26, 2015 08:10 AM (/WmRg) 89
My daughter and her livin in sin boyfriend are in Austin. She said I t's pretty bad but the news is making it out to be worse than it really is. The counties to south are getting hammered though.
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"...and it's 'way too early for wine." Bullshit on that. I have to move stuff into a new townhouse. Doing that sober is not an option. Posted by: Nip Sip at May 26, 2015 08:13 AM (0FSuD) 93
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9 year old pregnant and raped by no less than ten ISIS bastards. That this evil flourishes shows just how much a pussy piece of shit coward TFG is. Morning horde. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2015 08:10 AM (R6BCL) Wasn't Aisha 9 when she married mohammed? Posted by: Gustav at May 26, 2015 08:13 AM (pmv/9) 94
I've only witnessed one day in my entire life when a foot of rain came down in about eight hours. I can still picture, moments after the rain stopped and the sun came out, a wall of water going over an old dam and spray flying nearly eighty feet in the air. Actual rivers of water flowing through the lower areas, then congregating into one.
The people who own the land act like zoning laws have no good purpose and are an infringement of their rights to sell to real estate developers. Sometimes 'buyer beware' isn't enough when it comes to stormwater. It has to be legislated. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 26, 2015 08:14 AM (xQX/f) 95
Doing that sober is not an option. Posted by: Nip Sip at May 26, 2015 08:13 AM (0FSuD) No task in this world is improved by doing it sober. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2015 08:14 AM (ynQIy) 96
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9 year old pregnant and raped by no less than ten ISIS bastards. That this evil flourishes shows just how much a pussy piece of shit coward TFG is. Morning horde. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2015 08:10 AM (R6BCL) Yeah, BUT they each "marry her" before they rape her. Posted by: Nip Sip at May 26, 2015 08:14 AM (0FSuD) 97
Dumb fcuk doesn't know the diff between a high school diploma and a GED:
"Walker would be the first president with a GED," Morgan said, alluding to the fact that the Wisconsin governor doesn't have a college degree. "We just cannot have a dumb shit as president. Total dumb shit." Alluding to? Daily Beast can't just say "getting it wrong". Via Charles Cooke, at the Daily Beast. Oh, it's some Hillary supporter. Whatever. Just laughing at him for calling someone else stupid while showing his ignorance. Posted by: Mama AJ at May 26, 2015 08:15 AM (0xTsz) 98
Wasn't Aisha 9 when she married mohammed?
6. He waited until she was all grown up at age 9 to consummate the marriage though, so it was ok. Posted by: Grey Fox at May 26, 2015 08:16 AM (a42f0) 99
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 26, 2015 08:10 AM (1BQGO)
We have a fairly good school district, but I feel your pain. Beginning in forth grade, divided by semesters, my kid's history curriculum: Indians Pioneers/Indians Indians Colonial America Aztecs/incas Aztecs/Incas She's going into 8th grade, and is opting out of honors history, because, you guessed it, Aztecs/Incas. Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 26, 2015 08:16 AM (yxw0r) 100
Link to Federalist article on the Boy Scouts. No direct mention on the call to allow gay scout masters to be camping with your children unless that is what they mean by "going full Episcopalian".
In any case they should change the name of the org to the Boy PC Wimps. Further proof that there is no good tradition that the liberals can not destroy. http://bit.ly/1AvtxqH Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 08:17 AM (GpgJl) 101
72 Speedster: Thanks! Last Saturday. Enforced six-week vacation while the hospital installs suitable locks and restraints. It's like getting a great new toy on Christmas morning then waiting for the batteries to ship on a slow boat from China.
Posted by: Spellcheck, M.D. at May 26, 2015 08:18 AM (iKhVZ) 102
>>> That this evil flourishes shows just how much a pussy piece of shit coward TFG is.
They want ISIS there. They helped create it. Posted by: Bigby's Kung Fu Grip at May 26, 2015 08:18 AM (3ZtZW) 103
So... runaway debt, useless Republicans, racial division, and criminals running amok because corrupt big city Democrats don't dare offend the mob. Pretty much sums up Obama's American, doesn't it?
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 26, 2015 08:18 AM (O7MnT) 104
Wasn't Aisha 9 when she married mohammed?
They told time back then, in that area, via the moon. She could actually have been younger. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 26, 2015 08:18 AM (xQX/f) Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 26, 2015 08:19 AM (eQOiT) 106
stay off the roads in Houston, left at 530 am without checking the
news...had to 4wd through some serious water and past a lot of abandoned cars to get home Posted by: brak at May 26, 2015 08:20 AM (/LZdt) 107
80 Wow
Eldest thunder stuck in flood but managed to call. People are kayaking on the roads. Thousands of homes and cars under water. My house is fine. Only a big tree in the backyard down. Posted by: Thunderb at May 26, 2015 08:08 AM (zOTsN) Woa. Glad he's ok. Best to Texas morons! Posted by: Lea at May 26, 2015 08:20 AM (+7iSq) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2015 08:21 AM (Zu3d9) 109
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 26, 2015 08:10 AM
The best thing you can do is be actively engaged with the teachers and the school. The school administrations bank on the fact that 99% of the parents will not engage them. God forbid you would actually show up at a school board meeting and raise hell. Or vote. Or run for a seat. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 26, 2015 08:21 AM (gOixe) 110
@100
Vic, I was at National Convention. There is no support for ghey leaders accept in NY state and Boston. Da huh. Posted by: Nip Sip at May 26, 2015 08:22 AM (0FSuD) 111
@84. Whatever history they teach will be wrong anyway. And if they did teach anything it would be doused in so much political correctness, all real meaning would be lost and truth would be buried under the muck.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 26, 2015 08:22 AM (I0sxh) 112
6. He waited until she was all grown up at age 9 to consummate the marriage though, so it was ok.
Posted by: Grey Fox at May 26, 2015 08:16 AM (a42f0) Ok, good just making sure everything was halal, multi cultural perspective wise. muslims are so weird. Posted by: Gustav at May 26, 2015 08:23 AM (pmv/9) 113
"Beginning in forth grade, divided by semesters, my kid's history curriculum:
Indians Pioneers/Indians Indians Colonial America Aztecs/incas Aztecs/Incas Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 26, 2015 08:16 AM (yxw0r)"I imagine the one semester devoted to colonial America put a huge emphasis on slavery, displacement of the Indians and class structure of colonial society. It would in my kids school. Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 26, 2015 08:23 AM (1BQGO) 114
94 The people who own the land act like zoning laws
have no good purpose and are an infringement of their rights to sell to real estate developers. Sometimes 'buyer beware' isn't enough when it comes to stormwater. It has to be legislated. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 26, 2015 08:14 AM (xQX/f) Storm water and dams are regulated by federal law. (BTW I once did a walk down of an earthen dam owned by the company I worked for. Learned some stuff about earthen dams on that.) Be that as it may, I agree that some zoning laws are needed to protect property owners but this is only good when they are written and applied with common sense. But the norm in these modern times is for fascist laws that control everything, whether it benefits property owners or not. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 08:24 AM (GpgJl) 115
PETA, proving once again the regressives get more insane daily.
"...The allegation was that bad language was used by an employee on the property in front of the sheep, and that they could have been offended by the use of bad language...." ABC, c/o Moonbattery http://ab.co/1FB101W Posted by: mindful webworker - wool is a dirty word now at May 26, 2015 08:26 AM (cSU3r) Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 08:26 AM (rDqRv) 117
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@84. Whatever history they teach will be wrong anyway. And if they did teach anything it would be doused in so much political correctness, all real meaning would be lost and truth would be buried under the muck. Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 26, 2015 08:22 AM (I0sxh) True. I've decided If I can't afford private schools I'm taking on history myself and will have several sessions every week to replace the math/reading we've been doing at home. My kids are not going to be brainwashed by the progressives. Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 26, 2015 08:27 AM (1BQGO) 118
115 They see which way the wind is blowing and are pushing forward with nuttier and nuttier shit.
Posted by: steevy at May 26, 2015 08:27 AM (mGBKM) 119
108 He isn't a Northeasterner.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2015 08:21 AM (Zu3d9) My point was he is building a house there in MA. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 08:28 AM (GpgJl) 120
All the whackos realize this is their time.The world has gone insane.
Posted by: steevy at May 26, 2015 08:28 AM (mGBKM) 121
My kids are not going to be brainwashed by the progressives.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 26, 2015 08:27 AM (1BQGO) I hear ya. But if you teach your children well at home, they can survive the brainwashing. Mine did and are turning out out be good conservatives Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 08:29 AM (rDqRv) 122
Storm water and dams are regulated by federal law.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 08:24 AM (GpgJl) Thank you Richard Nixon! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2015 08:29 AM (Zu3d9) 123
PETA, proving once again the regressives get more insane daily.
"...The allegation was that bad language was used by an employee on the property in front of the sheep, and that they could have been offended by the use of bad language...." Yet, if YOU said that their "baaa's" were insulting and offensive, YOU would be locked in a rubber room. Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 26, 2015 08:29 AM (eQOiT) 124
All the whackos realize this is their time.The world has gone insane.
Posted by: steevy at May 26, 2015 08:28 AM (mGBKM) That's why many of us pray at the altar of SMOD Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 08:29 AM (rDqRv) 125
And, ZeroCare has assumed terminal velocity. Insurance carriers, with one year experience under their fat belts, are beginning to file for increases. They're big.
http://bit.ly/1Q8djWe Posted by: MTF at May 26, 2015 08:30 AM (FCsIb) Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 26, 2015 08:30 AM (I0sxh) 127
109 God forbid you would actually show up at a school board meeting and raise hell. Or vote. Or run for a seat.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 26, 2015 08:21 AM (gOixe) I did show up at a PTA meeting once. I thought we would get to talk about curriculum, school policies, etc. That's what they did when I was in those early grades at school. When I asked after about an hour of nothing but talk about how the parents could help with projects to raise money I was told that that wasn't the purpose of the meeting. I left Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 08:31 AM (GpgJl) 128
110 Vic, I was at National Convention. There is no support for ghey leaders accept in NY state and Boston.
Da huh. Posted by: Nip Sip at May 26, 2015 08:22 AM (0FSuD) I would bet a 6 pack they will ram it through anyway. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 08:32 AM (GpgJl) 129
My point was he is building a house there in MA.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 08:28 AM (GpgJl) I doubt that. Probably Maine. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2015 08:33 AM (Zu3d9) 130
And, ZeroCare has assumed terminal velocity. Insurance carriers, with one year experience under their fat belts, are beginning to file for increases. They're big.
http://bit.ly/1Q8djWe Posted by: MTF at May 26, 2015 08:30 AM (FCsIb) I guess 'Free" Healthcare is going to get just a tad more expensive ha? Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 08:33 AM (rDqRv) 131
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 08:33 AM (rDqRv)
======================== The best part of this is that the Progs aren't talking about Single-Payer anymore. I think the implications of "free" are starting to sink in. Posted by: MTF at May 26, 2015 08:35 AM (FCsIb) 132
129 I doubt that.
Probably Maine. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2015 08:33 AM (Zu3d9) I thought Kennebunkport was in MA, my bad. But ME is still the NE. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 08:36 AM (GpgJl) 133
The best part of this is that the Progs aren't talking about Single-Payer anymore. I think the implications of "free" are starting to sink in.
Posted by: MTF at May 26, 2015 08:35 AM (FCsIb) Welle ven progs pay taxes, at least some so sometimes? Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 08:36 AM (rDqRv) 134
The best part of this is that the Progs aren't talking about Single-Payer anymore. I think the implications of "free" are starting to sink in. Bernie Sanders will save it. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 26, 2015 08:37 AM (oVJmc) 135
@131. You mean "free" like the Mexicans get? That would be awesome.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 26, 2015 08:38 AM (I0sxh) 136
You mean "free" like the Mexicans get? That would be awesome.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 26, 2015 08:38 AM (I0sxh) Yup like free car air contintioning. Ya just roll down the window of your chevie and step on it Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 08:39 AM (rDqRv) 137
Be that as it may, I agree that some zoning laws are needed to protect property owners but this is only good when they are written and applied with common sense. But the norm in these modern times is for fascist laws that control everything, whether it benefits property owners or not.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 08:24 AM (GpgJl) Pennsylvania is -- believe it or not -- historically the #2 state in flood damage, as it tends to be where hurricanes go to die, slowly dropping humongous amounts of rain in the process. Our gently rolling hills cause all that water to congregate in certain areas only occasionally, but otherwise be bone dry 99.99999% of the time. People with land to sell get fighting mad when told they can't get all of the land rezoned for development. Only certain areas. The concept of 100 and 500 year storms, that would sweep even the sturdiest house clean off its foundation? They don't want to hear about it. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 26, 2015 08:39 AM (xQX/f) 138
That Examiner article is a bit over the top. And the Globe excerpt is typical Lib-dipshittery. A $600,000, 3,000 sq ft vacation place is hardly "lavish".
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 26, 2015 08:40 AM (2cS/G) 139
Hey CBD, did you see the 2 kids the Yanks brought up? They are looking pretty good
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 08:41 AM (rDqRv) 140
137 Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 26, 2015 08:39 AM (xQX/f)
OK but special case. And would still be covered by the federal flood insurance scam that was passed for those "developers". Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 08:42 AM (GpgJl) 141
Megan McArdle has done a great job following the ZeroCare mess from beginning to near-end. Even though she's a self-proclaimed lefty-libertarian she has been scrupulously fair-minded I think.
Posted by: MTF at May 26, 2015 08:43 AM (FCsIb) 142
When you are in the emergency room with all the other peoples, how come the Mexican peoples get called into that side room by some lady and closes the door? What are they talking about?
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 26, 2015 08:44 AM (I0sxh) 143
"In most cases, unless a general officer can look at a video picture from a UAV, over a satellite link, I cannot get authority to engage," the pilot of an American A-10 attack plane said. "It's not uncommon to wait several hours overhead a suspected target for someone to make a decision to engage or not."
(New York Times) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2015 08:44 AM (Zu3d9) 144
I would bet a 6 pack they will ram it through anyway.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 08:32 AM (GpgJl) The problem are the ghey polesse that are preventing large corporations from supporting the Scouts Posted by: Nip Sip at May 26, 2015 08:44 AM (0FSuD) 145
"...The allegation was that bad language was used by an employee on the property in front of the sheep, and that they could have been offended by the use of bad language...."
Baaaaaad language. Baaaaaaad. Posted by: Citizen X at May 26, 2015 08:44 AM (7ObY1) 146
CA is now consulting with Australia on how to cope with their drought.
http://fxn.ws/1HI3E6T Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:28 AM (GpgJl) They're obviously too stupid to consult with Israel, who are the best at this stuff. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 26, 2015 08:46 AM (BZAd3) 147
146
CA is now consulting with Australia on how to cope with their drought. http://fxn.ws/1HI3E6T Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:28 AM (GpgJl) They're obviously too stupid to consult with Israel, who are the best at this stuff. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 26, 2015 08:46 AM (BZAd3) I'd have expected them to continue in arrogance that they know best about everything. It must really be bad. Posted by: Gustav at May 26, 2015 08:47 AM (pmv/9) 148
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 08:41 AM (rDqRv)
I like Heathcott. He is scrappy. Lindgren looks good too. They can't be any worse than the veterans! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2015 08:48 AM (Zu3d9) 149
I'm in the office watching an old building being demolished across from my window. It's fascinating.
Posted by: @JohnTant at May 26, 2015 08:48 AM (PFy0L) 150
They're obviously too stupid to consult with Israel, who are the best at this stuff.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 26, 2015 08:46 AM (BZAd3) The sad part is that CA has enough water....they just allocate it really, really badly. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2015 08:49 AM (Zu3d9) 151
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 07:27 AM (GpgJl)
Wait, what? Charter's declared bankruptcy at least once, and I think twice. They've never been profitable. How the hell did they even do this? Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at May 26, 2015 08:51 AM (s92xH) 152
Jesus Rand Paul is an asshole
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 08:51 AM (rDqRv) 153
*waves at CBD*
How did the ribs turn out? Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 26, 2015 08:51 AM (RWGcK) 154
#BoycottPacSun
'cause marketing a t-shirt with the flag upside down on Memorial Day is a great marketing decision. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2015 08:51 AM (fWAjv) 155
Hey! AC is out at work. So that's nice.
Posted by: Lea at May 26, 2015 08:51 AM (lIU4e) 156
What did he do now, nevergiveup?
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 26, 2015 08:52 AM (RWGcK) 157
What did he do now, nevergiveup?
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 26, 2015 08:52 AM (RWGcK) He is on FOX now. Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 08:52 AM (rDqRv) 158
151 Wait, what?
Charter's declared bankruptcy at least once, and I think twice. They've never been profitable. How the hell did they even do this? Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at May 26, 2015 08:51 AM (s92xH) Somebody must have some money. TWC bought out my old company when they went bankrupt and my rates went up immediately. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 08:52 AM (GpgJl) 159
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 26, 2015 08:51 AM (RWGcK)
Pretty damned well. The smoked ones were much better, but the oven version was still pretty good. The star though was the potato salad. I modified a Bobby Flay recipe and it turned out really well. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2015 08:52 AM (Zu3d9) 160
I once was fighting a major subdivision in my town that was in a terrible location. The developers fought the township tooth and nail for nearly a decade because they wanted to ignore the stormwater issue. They ended up developing, but had to install about half a dozen retaining basins, each one would hold the equivalent of 30,000 residential swimming pools in a storm. The math is unbelievable.
One storm I calculated one million gallons of rain fell on my property alone in eight hours. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 26, 2015 08:53 AM (xQX/f) 161
As a retailer grounded in youth culture, PacSun values artistic and creative expression through the brands that we sell in our stores. Out of respect for those who have put their lives on the line for our country, we have decided to stop selling the licensed flag t-shirt and are removing it from our stores and website immediately. We thank the men and women in uniform for their extraordinary service.
-Pacific Sunwear, Inc. ---- Sorry. You already stepped in it. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2015 08:53 AM (fWAjv) 162
Dump up.
Posted by: HH at May 26, 2015 08:53 AM (Ce4DF) 163
ed by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 08:52 AM (GpgJl)
Charter just gobbled up a company 3-4 times it's size. Charter is relatively small, with 5.7 million customers. I'm betting at least 20% of those are in the Greater St. Louis area. Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at May 26, 2015 08:55 AM (s92xH) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 26, 2015 08:56 AM (V70Uh) 165
Sheep Demand "Safe" Spaces
We don't really mind baaad language (Good one, CX). And we don't really mind all the jokes (IYKWIMAITTYD). But it just drives us maaaaad to be constantly compared to those stupid Democrat voters! Posted by: Actual Sheep at May 26, 2015 08:57 AM (cSU3r) 166
>>"...The allegation was that bad language was used by an employee on the property in front of the sheep, and that they could have been offended by the use of bad language...."
I bet these peta people have never seen a sheep in person. Posted by: Lea at May 26, 2015 08:58 AM (lIU4e) 167
The entire Democratic party can be summed up in one phrase:
"I have a right to force other people to..." 1860s work on my land. 1870s die by lynching them. 1880s live in terror of the KKK. 1930s sit in the back of the bus. 1940s live in internment camps. 1950s drink from separate water fountains. 1960s pay for welfare. 1980s accept abortions. 2000s pay for my healthcare. 2010s accept perverted lifestyles. They just never change. Posted by: An Observation at May 26, 2015 09:02 AM (nDbHs) 168
PETA is a great left-wing scam.
3. Dippy leftists with too much money provide cash because "I just love animals." 2. Idiot college students and trustafarians do all the shit-work (fundraising, administration, running the "no kill" shelters) for free because "We love animals and want to make a difference." 1. The leaders of the scam rake in big bucks, get to travel all over the world, engage in street theater, and get to be on TV because of all the idiot animal lovers who provide the money and labor. They have to keep up the crazy to keep up the publicity and keep the cash flowing in. Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 26, 2015 09:02 AM (O7MnT) 169
115 PETA, proving once again the regressives get more insane daily.
"...The allegation was that bad language was used by an employee on the property in front of the sheep, and that they could have been offended by the use of bad language...." --- Brought to you by the same people who "boo" God. Posted by: franksalterego at May 26, 2015 09:04 AM (Fh+WR) 170
They're obviously too stupid to consult with Israel, who are the best at this stuff.
Or Texas. 1st step: Have rain. Monsoon quality. Not cheap sprinkles. 2nd step: ?? 3rd step: Profit! Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 26, 2015 09:05 AM (eQOiT) 171
>>>An Observation at May 26, 2015 09:02 AM (nDbHs)
It goes back further: 1830's: Get those Indians off the land I want 1840's: Return my escaped slaves (property) to me Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 26, 2015 09:05 AM (O7MnT) 172
Don't mind me. I'm just scraping off a wool sock.
Posted by: mindful webworker at May 26, 2015 09:05 AM (cSU3r) 173
How did the ribs turn out?
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