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Overnight Open Thread (5-24-2015)– Infamous Memorial Holiday Thread Edition
Wow. It's hard to imagine that six (!) long years ago on a night just like tonight that the infamous Memorial Day ONT went down. It shocked even veteran moron-types, brought down anger and pinch-faced scoldery from on high, and damn near got the ONT canceled. And it remains an evening still spoken of in hushed whispers among the morons. No don't bother going to the thread and trying to add your spoor to it - that way leads to a banning.
So in memory of that episode, for tonight only the usual ONT rules are partially suspended.* So curse all you want and empty out that disgusting potty mouth of yours.
And here's a little help for those of youse looking to class up your weak-ass cursing with some Brit-style potty-mouthing:
The Book of Mormon: The smug laughter of people who don't recognize their own irrational beliefs
What really irritated me was the audience. I thought it a little pathetic that they laughed so uproariously over every poop joke (I stopped doing that when I was 12), but I kind of expected that. After all, I saw the show in San Francisco, which is one of the most densely populated Progressive bastions in America. Progressives, of course, are the Party of Poop, so that humor will inevitably appeal to them.
Well as a confirmed XYer I'm okay with poop humor - when it's funny - but not so much with sanctimony and smugness.
Listening to the audience laughter, I couldn't help thinking to myself, "Stop being so smug, guys. You too have a belief system and it's every bit as ridiculous to an objective outsider as the belief systems driving Mormonism or any other traditional faith.
Note that this entire show is only possible because Mormons are the Other and mainly because they won't kill you (or even be mean to you) for mocking them.
He and his wife were killed in a taxi accident yesterday. And a psychiatrist friend of Steven Hayward points out the many myths built up by the left about John Nash:
Let me try, surely in vain, to set the record straight as there are so many subtle but horrifying myths that the Left has created about Nash to suit their purposes. (1) His name has entered science largely through his theory of balance in conflict-the Nash Equilibrium. The first movie to get this wrong had him as a reclusive professor whose computer, Joshua, arrived at the conclusion, "Don't Play" to avert nuclear armageddon. In fact a stable Nash Equilibrium that averts a nuclear holocaust is attained via Mutually Assured Destruction-peace through strength. This idea was previously lampooned by the Hollywood Left's caricature of Nash's mentor, John von Neumann, the mad man with the autonomous glove in ".How I Learned to Love the Bomb". (2) The bar scene in "A Beautiful Mind" likewise gets it 180 degrees wrong-going for the non-beautiful girl is NOT a Nash equilibrium. The setup cannot produce a Nash equilibrium at all. (3) Nash almost certainly did NOT have "paranoid schizophrenia" as he remained productive until the end. He almost certainly had bipolar disorder, a condition that may yield transient psychotic episodes. I know many brilliant scientists with this condition. He may have been diagnosed with schizophrenia upon his initial admission to Maclean Hospital, but that would have been before Harrison and Pope, at Maclean, in 1984, later reviewed all the previous records and discovered that 50% of such "schizophrenia" diagnoses were in error and were actually manic-depression (bipolar). (3) During his manic/psychotic episodes, Nash would become paranoid (this happens in mania) and would then begin spouting crazed LEFTWING fantasies. When he was normal, he was politically conservative. The movie "A Beautiful Mind" deliberately reversed this because of its obvious implications. (4) To this day, Paul Krugman admires and looks up to Nash-because Nash was in fact von Neumann's heir. Krugman does not allow this to be much known.
Higher Education: Ethnic Minorities Deserve Safe Spaces Without White People
You mean a space where they can be separate...and yet equal? Brown v. Board of Education could not be reached for comment.
When is Increasing Diversity Via Natural Processes So Bad It's Not Even Diversity?
When it involves the wrong kind of people doing the wrong thing for the wrong reasons. Also enjoying soy lattes inappropriately.
Well mostly okay - almost anything goes with a few exceptions.
After years of adding restrictions on potential recruits with tattoos, the U.S. Army has finally relented and as of April 2015 soldiers are no longer limited to how many (and how large) the tattoos they have on arms and legs. There are still restrictions on face, neck and hand tattoos. The latest round of restrictions were imposed in early 2014 and prohibited any tattoos on the head, face, neck, wrists, hands and fingers. Soldiers were allowed a maximum of four visible tattoos below the elbow or knee and there are size restrictions on those. Now one tattoo on a finger is allowed and no restrictions on the arms or legs.
The Modern Puritans: Austin, Texas City Council's War on Barbecue
When talking to Texans, I get the impression that the state in general tolerates - with a certain fond contempt - the People's Republic of Austin largely because the hippies, hipsters, and weirdos at least know how to cook properly**. Taking away the major reason for that tolerance seems. unwise.
Economists Offer These 10 Career Tips for Today's Graduates
And these are generally good advice for recent graduates though I would only recommend a graduate degree if it's in a STEM area. Otherwise you're likely doubling down on a week hand rather than strengthening it with real world experience and value.
What An Astronaut Sees During an Aborted SpaceX Flight
From a May 6th pad abort test for SpaceX's Crew Dragon spacecraft.
Everybody Needs To Stop Freaking Out About Laundry Pods
Wait did I miss a good freak-out? Ah dammit.
Weekly Commenter Standings
Top 10 commenters:
1 [458 comments] 'Ricardo Kill' [64.32 posts/day]
2 [422 comments] 'Jane D'oh'
3 [344 comments] 'J.J. Sefton'
4 [328 comments] 'Anna Puma (+SmuD)'
5 [298 comments] 'ThunderB, Overly Provocative'
6 [293 comments] 'Mike Hammer, etc., etc.'
7 [277 comments] 'Turd Ferguson'
8 [257 comments] 'RWC - Team BOHICA'
9 [238 comments] 'boulder terlit hobo'
10 [229 comments] 'Bruce But Not Jenner'
Top 20 sockpuppeteers:
1 [128 names] 'The Political Hat' [17.98 unique names/day]
2 [87 names] 'haiku-ku for cocoa puffs'
3 [62 names] 'Turd Ferguson'
4 [44 names] 'the Presidential Proctologist'
5 [39 names] 'Cicero (@cicero)'
6 [39 names] 'Doctor Fish'
7 [31 names] 'Adriane the Firearms Critic ...'
8 [30 names] 'andycanuck'
9 [30 names] 'Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy'
10 [29 names] 'Prince Ludwig the Indestructible '
The group. Banned on 12 universities.
Where it's at - the Twitter
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* Okay actually most of the usual blog rules still apply - no racial bullshit, no Penthouse Letters shit, and no goddamn harassment of the moronettes.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 24, 2015 10:21 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 24, 2015 10:21 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 24, 2015 10:22 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 24, 2015 10:22 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 10:23 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 24, 2015 10:23 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 24, 2015 10:23 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 24, 2015 10:24 PM (AMUZ1)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 10:24 PM (EN+21)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead on a new tablet at May 24, 2015 10:26 PM (gOixe)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 24, 2015 10:27 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Ronster at May 24, 2015 10:29 PM (xElWh)
* Okay actually most of the usual blog rules still apply - no
racial bullshit, no Penthouse Letters shit, and no goddamn harassment of
the moronettes.
Posted by: Maetenloch at 10:20 PM
are pants optional?
Posted by: jimmytheclaw at May 24, 2015 10:30 PM (SmC4z)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead on a new tablet at May 24, 2015 10:30 PM (gOixe)
Posted by: pookysgirl can almost walk at May 24, 2015 10:30 PM (zTnOj)
Posted by: Dang at May 24, 2015 10:30 PM (XWo4d)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 24, 2015 10:31 PM (AMUZ1)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 24, 2015 10:31 PM (FCuM7)
Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at May 24, 2015 10:31 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 24, 2015 10:32 PM (O02f7)
racial bullshit, no Penthouse Letters shit, and no goddamn harassment of
the moronettes.
Posted by: Maetenloch at 10:20 PM
*****
But if the moronettes want to hassle us, that's cool, right? Right?!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 24, 2015 10:32 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 10:32 PM (EN+21)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2015 10:32 PM (syGA0)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 24, 2015 10:32 PM (Zu3d9)
Ace of Spades, delivering a fuckton of cursing since 2003.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 24, 2015 10:33 PM (+4uXG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 24, 2015 10:33 PM (O02f7)
Ummm...I think that's actually MORE restrictive than normal.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 24, 2015 10:33 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 24, 2015 10:33 PM (kefIq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 24, 2015 10:34 PM (O02f7)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2015 10:35 PM (syGA0)
I've developed a friendly comaraderie at the local public house.
Gaelic Ale required I keep kitchen matches close by to extinguish the vapors.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 24, 2015 10:35 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 24, 2015 10:35 PM (O02f7)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 24, 2015 10:31 PM (FCuM7)
This is not 'Nam.
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 24, 2015 10:36 PM (wqVD1)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 24, 2015 10:37 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 24, 2015 10:37 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2015 10:37 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Phil Laicheaux at May 24, 2015 10:39 PM (AjVZP)
The Rock of course chose Taylor Swift.
https://youtu.be/Xn3tUOJ9yv4
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2015 10:39 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Bunny at May 24, 2015 10:39 PM (Ea5iT)
@YesAllMattress
Here's a gem from that account:
"During the initial rape investigation cops shone a blue light on me. Took a while to convince them I wasn't a murder scene. #EmmaSulkowicz "
Posted by: Thrawn at May 24, 2015 10:40 PM (wZ2hu)
(Starting to pop the popcorn for this showdown....)
Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at May 24, 2015 10:40 PM (xVgrA)
Merde!
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 24, 2015 10:33 PM (kefIq)
Being of German heritage, "shitze" is my usual go-to for foreign cussing.
Posted by: pookysgirl can almost walk at May 24, 2015 10:40 PM (zTnOj)
And absolutely NO PEEING IN THE POOL!
Nasty-ass mutha fucking pool pee-ers, leading us all astray, will not be tolerated.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2015 10:40 PM (vEFTc)
Posted by: dartist at May 24, 2015 10:40 PM (ahBY0)
Bollocks is not a fucking swear word.
Bleeding is not a fucking swear word.
Fuck.........now that's a fucking swear word.
Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2015 10:41 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 24, 2015 10:37 PM (KCxzN)
***
I reread about half of that infamous ONT last night. Was strongly reminded about why I do not miss that fucktard even a little bit.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 24, 2015 10:41 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 10:41 PM (EN+21)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2015 10:40 PM (vEFTc)
*pees on your leg*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 24, 2015 10:41 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2015 10:43 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: speedster1 on the ipad at May 24, 2015 10:43 PM (1brdf)
I do so with the utmost respect to the ONT, but also, to the memory of the fallen, this Memorial Day.
****
Okay, I'm going to post this, as I think it's a salient Companion Piece to Weird Dave's excellent and thoughtful essay.
I'd put this up at my now defunct blog, back in 2004. Much like Weird Dave's 2000 missive, it remains true, and resonates more deeply with every passing year.
My blog is dead, my sitemeter no longer spins. This ain't about the hits.
But, I'd like for y'all go go take the three or four minutes it'll take to read this Memorial Day tribute. I'll count it an honor if you do.
http://tinyurl.com/oypwvxh
Respectfully,
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 24, 2015 10:43 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 10:43 PM (EN+21)
I would bet the blockages exceeds the followers in short order.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 24, 2015 10:43 PM (gMdv4)
Even for the f*cking Memorial Day ONT, I keep it classy, because that's how I roll.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 24, 2015 10:43 PM (C/pSI)
Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2015 10:44 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: dick cheese at May 24, 2015 10:44 PM (gMdv4)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 10:41 PM
No clue...she just kinda drifted away
I was surprised to see so many comments from the guy who not only burned the bridge, he burned the river
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 24, 2015 10:44 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 24, 2015
-------------------
Because normally it establishes dominance.
Good luck with that.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 24, 2015 10:44 PM (4Mv1T)
Nasty-ass mutha fucking pool pee-ers, leading us all astray, will not be tolerated.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2015 10:40 PM (vEFTc)
***
Verbal peeing in the pool is cool though, right?
Cuz, you know, if that's wrong then I don't wanna be right.
Evening Tammy.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 24, 2015 10:45 PM (cIoI4)
"What's the problem Derek?"
"Fuckin' fucker's fucked." he said.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 24, 2015 10:46 PM (AMUZ1)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 10:46 PM (EN+21)
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2015 10:46 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2015 10:47 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Sven10077 at May 24, 2015 10:47 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: dartist at May 24, 2015 10:48 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 24, 2015 10:48 PM (GGY3t)
Ahhh Fuck!
Posted by: ball of hate at May 24, 2015 10:48 PM (2yvM+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2015 10:48 PM (VPLuQ)
oops...wrong browser window...
'Sup roonz and roonettez! Got Mrs Hades moved in and...now she's sick. I hope that one didn't have anything to do with the other...anywhore, thought I'd hang out with you degenerate fuckbags for a while.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 10:48 PM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2015 10:48 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: JPS at May 24, 2015 10:48 PM (9ziuC)
Being of German heritage, "shitze" is my usual go-to for foreign cussing.
Posted by: pookysgirl can almost walk at May 24, 2015 10:40 PM (zTnOj)
unabhängig von Ficker
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 24, 2015 10:49 PM (kefIq)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 24, 2015 10:49 PM (Zu3d9)
http://tinyurl.com/lse9wmg
Posted by: Thrawn at May 24, 2015 10:37 PM (wZ2hu)
These pinheads think that students should be able to wear whatever they want no matter how sleazy. Otherwise it's rape culture?
No one is saying the boys will rape the girls. They're saying they'll be looking at the girls' boobehs and butts instead of learning about important liberal bullshit.
I'm pretty sure if a boy showed up in skin tight bicycle shorts, showing off his junk, he'd be sent home.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2015 10:49 PM (UI0Cn)
Posted by: Piercello at May 24, 2015 10:49 PM (QJCCx)
Eat, bite, fuck, suck, gobble, nibble, chew. Nipple, pussy, hair pie, finger fuck, screw. Moose piss, cat pud, orangutang tit, sheep pussy, camel crack, pig, lion shit.
Ahhh Fuck!
Now that's fucking offensive.
Seriously.
Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2015 10:49 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: NCKate at May 24, 2015 10:49 PM (tpaSF)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 10:50 PM (EN+21)
Posted by: Sven10077 at May 24, 2015 10:50 PM (/4AZU)
What about all those candy bars floating around, can the kids eat them?
Posted by: dartist at May 24, 2015 10:50 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2015 10:50 PM (1sJza)
Posted by: pookysgirl can almost walk at May 24, 2015 10:40 PM (zTnOj
Uh, what German cuss word is that?
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2015 10:50 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 10:50 PM (T1005)
>>>and no goddamn harassment of the moronettes.
Wait, what? That's frowned upon now? Well, there goes half of my comments.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 24, 2015 10:50 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Sven10077 at May 24, 2015 10:51 PM (/4AZU)
I never thought it would happen to me but I was walking by Marco Rubio's garbage-cans one evening and...
Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2015 10:51 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: DC in River City at May 24, 2015 10:50 PM (e+1S5)
Right?? I mean, what the fucking fuck are we supposed to fucking talk about?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 24, 2015 10:52 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 24, 2015 10:40 PM (wZ2hu)
They were looking for bodily fluids, which could be used in a criminal trial. Did she want the rape treated as a crime, or not?
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2015 10:52 PM (UI0Cn)
"Gentlemen, Start Your Fapping"
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/602505768315781120
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/602505977020157952
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/602506239864676355
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/602506779726127104
Posted by: kbdabear at May 24, 2015 10:52 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2015 10:52 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2015 10:52 PM (mx5oN)
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.
Posted by: The Late George Carlin at May 24, 2015 10:52 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 24, 2015 10:53 PM (GGY3t)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 24, 2015 10:53 PM (KCxzN)
Ever read (yeah it's too late for the book thread) P.D. James' "The Children of Men?"
Oh yeah. That abortionist Julianne Moore completely gets it/
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2015 10:53 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 10:54 PM (EN+21)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 24, 2015 10:54 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2015 10:50 PM (1sJza)
It was pretty epic, but not for the faint of heart. I was there, I saw it all, live and in technicolor and surround sound...but I don't know if I had my current nic or not. I don't think I did now that I think about it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 10:54 PM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 24, 2015 10:54 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Chris Matthews at May 24, 2015 10:55 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 24, 2015 10:55 PM (kefIq)
Just in my few years here I've already got a list going.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 10:55 PM (EN+21)
Posted by: Sven10077 at May 24, 2015 10:51 PM
Old & new...we still haven't heard from Aussie
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 24, 2015 10:55 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Dave M at May 24, 2015 10:55 PM (Cbzos)
How the fuck did you two fucks fucking fuck....fuck!
Posted by: DC in River City at May 24, 2015 10:55 PM (e+1S5)
No, the fucking fuckers were looking for something else. Fuck.
But we'll see how this one goes. I'll be moving either way, as I have developed a viable musical Plan B, so I am packing and procrastinating and packing all at once.
Never a dull moment, really.
Posted by: Piercello at May 24, 2015 10:56 PM (QJCCx)
She was in Y-Not's politics thread yesterday morning.
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2015 10:56 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 24, 2015 10:56 PM (+1T7c)
Your kind words are appreciated, but that's not why I posted it. I just hope it hit a mark, and perhaps some of you will bookmark it, or email it out and around.
It was good for me to write, and I hope it was good for y'all to read.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 24, 2015 10:56 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 24, 2015 10:55 PM (KCxzN)
****
Aussie was on yesterday. took a hiatus, she did.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 24, 2015 10:57 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: George Carlin at May 24, 2015 10:57 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: trailortrash at May 24, 2015 10:57 PM (G8Uxm)
It's an infrequent "weapons free"
and the memorial day ONT was epic in a negative way and had me glad I was on the road...
Posted by: Sven10077 at May 24, 2015 10:57 PM (/4AZU)
Just in my few years here I've already got a list going.
I remember Janie who was funny.
And EoJ. And oh hell there's been a bunch who went away.
Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2015 10:57 PM (MDgS8)
Yeah, aussie turned back up. She's just been away from the board and doing other things for a while.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 10:57 PM (EN+21)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 24, 2015 10:57 PM (GrXXa)
That video was released a couple days ago. I linked it in three different threads and nobody commented on it.
This was the first pad abort test of a manned spacecraft ever held at Cape Canaveral, and was webcast live by both SpaceX and NASA TV.
Back in the late 50s and early 60s, abort tests for the Mercury spacecraft were conducted at Wallops Island, VA, but none of them had live coverage. You can probably find films on YouTube.
For Project Apollo in the mid-60s, abort tests were held in the desert out west, and they too were not televised.
There was an Orion abort test in 2011 (I think). It was also done in the desert, and might have been covered live on NASA TV, but I'm not sure. I didn't see it at the time.
Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2015 10:57 PM (sdi6R)
Just thought I would throw that out there.
Juggling nitroglycerin bottles not thrilling enough?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 24, 2015 10:57 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 24, 2015 10:58 PM (kefIq)
Aussie checked in. She and her man are at some Oz blues fest thingy.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 24, 2015 10:58 PM (e+1S5)
Once again, no theatre person would dare do a Supposed comedy/musical on Islam.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2015 10:58 PM (1sJza)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2015 10:58 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 10:59 PM (/2KMt)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 24, 2015 10:44 PM (KCxzN
On a thread with cussing, I'm not as surprised.
And I still miss the guy.
Posted by: AD at May 24, 2015 10:59 PM (FviSe)
Posted by: Hillarrhoids at May 24, 2015 10:59 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2015 10:59 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 24, 2015 10:59 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: AD at May 24, 2015 10:59 PM (FviSe)
If you go knock on his door he'll greet you the Joe Biden way.
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2015 11:00 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 24, 2015 11:00 PM (+1T7c)
An awesome ONT, Maet. Thanks for bringing it!
Posted by: Moki at May 24, 2015 11:00 PM (x303I)
Posted by: AD at May 24, 2015 11:00 PM (xrURQ)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2015 11:01 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 11:01 PM (EN+21)
103 Ricardo Kill,
Aussie poked her head in,
I've taken steps to ensure my continued presence here after I've shed the mortal coil....
We should start a tradition of the scarce saying "hi" on Memorial day weekend maybe...
Posted by: Sven10077 at May 24, 2015 11:01 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2015 10:40 PM
Avoid asparagus too!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2015 11:01 PM (RUCKm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
---------------
Wait...., she has a real life?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2015 11:01 PM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:01 PM (/2KMt)
Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2015 11:02 PM (MDgS8)
I could use a reverse hand massage...
Posted by: Duggar Family Dumbass at May 24, 2015 11:02 PM (3b9U4)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:01 PM (/2KMt)
Nope
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 24, 2015 11:02 PM (GEICT)
Very bad form indeed.
Because if I start talking about how you peed on my leg, before you know it it'll be 2009 again, which is why I made a point to remind everyone not to go to pissing in the gawt damned pool in the first place!
How do, Man? Hey there, cooth! And Blanco, hello, but I am on my very best behaviour tonight.
Butter wouldn't melt in my mouth, I swear. (I have never quite understood what that meant, but best behaviour abounds in me this evening)
Where's your audition, piercello? I can only imagine Little Rock or maybe Bentonville supporting a symphony...possibly Jonesboro?
So many missing, just in the last year or so, too... Robert, beanervt, Jerry, Rum, vika, PGiS, runningrn, twiceblessedmom....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2015 11:03 PM (vEFTc)
http://tinyurl.com/jwdb3fh
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2015 11:03 PM (1sJza)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 24, 2015 11:03 PM (KCxzN)
You do know you've been singing into a vibrator for the last hour, right?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 24, 2015 11:03 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: AD at May 24, 2015 10:59 PM (FviSe)
If you go knock on his door he'll greet you the Joe Biden way.
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2015 11:00 PM (zt+N6)
I'd like to think it'd be the Kill Bill way, though, where it'd only be rock salt and I'd be able to dig out of the grave afterwards.
Posted by: AD at May 24, 2015 11:03 PM (xrURQ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzqQst-Sg8
One shot for my brothers and sisters who picked up their arms and gave all. I weren't no thin red hero...but I knew a few. Rest in peace warriors, and thanks for everything.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:03 PM (/2KMt)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:01 PM (/2KMt)
***
{{Feeds back}}
Screeeeeeee....!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 24, 2015 11:04 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 11:04 PM (EN+21)
Posted by: CDR M at May 24, 2015 11:04 PM (f8lRd)
helloooo...*taps mic* is this fucking thing even on?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:01 PM (/2KMt)
*Giant hook comes out from off stage and drags GCE kicking and screaming off stage. Crowd goes wild!*
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2015 11:04 PM (9iR5/)
Not to get all teary-eyed shit reminiscing, but remember when Palin Steele said he had to go "perform fellatio" on his girlfriend?
Fuck yes.
Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2015 11:04 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2015 10:52 PM (UI0Cn)
Not as a crime-crime!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 24, 2015 11:04 PM (ftVQq)
tealing, one-eyed son of a stuffed monkey
Just like the sound it
Posted by: Smilin' Jackj at May 24, 2015 11:04 PM (EA+eu)
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.
....................................
Poo, pee, hump, vjayjay, Anderson Cooper, Fareed Zakaria, and boobehs.
There. Edited for Monday use.
Posted by: wth at May 24, 2015 11:05 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2015 11:01 PM (9iR5/)
From what I've heard, there will be an in-flight abort test, followed by an unmanned flight to the ISS of the new Dragon 2 capsule, which is the manned version. The first manned flight is scheduled for early 2017.
Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2015 11:05 PM (sdi6R)
wow, 6 years??? that is such a long time ago.
I remember that, I was in Nebraska at the time, and drunk off my ass.
i'll be decidedly more sober today, although I may stop to get an ice cream.
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 24, 2015 11:05 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 24, 2015 11:03 PM (UVfht)
http://tinypic.com/r/1zd6khk/8
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 24, 2015 11:05 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 11:05 PM (EN+21)
I've never been, so it should be an interesting trip.
*waves at GGE, damps mic feedback*
Posted by: Piercello at May 24, 2015 11:06 PM (QJCCx)
Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2015 11:02 PM (MDgS
****
I'm more of a Mary Anne guy myself.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 24, 2015 11:06 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2015 11:06 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 24, 2015 11:06 PM (GGY3t)
Posted by: Old Blue
------------------
* pointing, screaming and and laughing *
He's not wearing anything under that kilt!
Posted by: The Crowd at May 24, 2015 11:06 PM (n6Nt0)
-------
Holy Crap, I think that is going to beat NASA's Orion.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2015 11:06 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:07 PM (/2KMt)
He's not wearing anything under that kilt!
Posted by: The Crowd at May 24, 2015 11:06 PM (n6Nt0)
well DUH!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:07 PM (/2KMt)
Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2015 11:07 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2015 11:07 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Jake Blues at May 24, 2015 11:08 PM (KCxzN)
Ahhh Fuck!
You forgot laptop batteries, cat filters, and lace wigs.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 24, 2015 11:08 PM (DNjb8)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 24, 2015 11:08 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Old Blue
*coughs*
*farts nuclear dust*
Posted by: Orion project at May 24, 2015 11:08 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: The Crowd at May 24, 2015 11:09 PM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: Whiskey Dick at May 24, 2015 11:09 PM (vJuGi)
Posted by: Anachronda at May 24, 2015 11:08 PM (DNjb
Machines for Sale. Now THAT was a master of the craft.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:09 PM (/2KMt)
Posted by: NCKate at May 24, 2015 11:09 PM (tpaSF)
Posted by: Anachronda at May 24, 2015 11:08 PM (DNjb
<<<*Ahem*
Posted by: Butt Welds at May 24, 2015 11:09 PM (dkfG0)
(All in good fun GCE, all in good fun. You heard worse in boot camp.)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2015 11:09 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 24, 2015 11:09 PM (GGY3t)
Posted by: LACE WIG MACHINES FOR SALE at May 24, 2015 11:09 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 24, 2015 11:08 PM (ucDmr)
***
I missed the last 150 laps. Who were the top 5?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 24, 2015 11:10 PM (XrHO0)
""perform fellatio" on his girlfriend"
Doing it wrong or that's a man, baby.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 11:05 PM (EN+21)
........................................................
I'm confused.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at May 24, 2015 11:10 PM (wAQA5)
Discretion was the better part of valor, I was packing our goods in Louisiana preparing for a Didi move to Columbia....
The JRTC was more placid....
Posted by: Sven10077 at May 24, 2015 11:10 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2015 11:11 PM (1sJza)
Posted by: The Crowd at May 24, 2015 11:09 PM (n6Nt0)
Gotta keep it somewhere...ain't got no coochie and the other one is exit only.
And if that ain't right up on the line it should at least be approaching.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:11 PM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 24, 2015 11:11 PM (ucDmr)
You need to allow comments, Jim. That was so incredibly perfect.
We honor the fallen tomorrow in my little neck of the woods...Saturday we decorated the cemetery and family graves, today would have been the cookout, had we not been under a tornado watch, tornado warning, lake wind advisory, flash flood warning and two severe thunderstorm warnings all at once, and tomorrow is set aside for those who died protecting us.
Southerners are grudge holding bastards as a rule, but special care will be taken over the grave of the little Yankee soldier boy buried here. You will still hear folks fretting over him being buried away from his family, and wishing they knew more about him to let his people know he is being taken care of.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2015 11:11 PM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2015 11:11 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 24, 2015 11:11 PM (GGY3t)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:09 PM
Pure genius
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 24, 2015 11:11 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead on a new tablet at May 24, 2015 11:11 PM (gOixe)
Posted by: derit at May 24, 2015 11:11 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 24, 2015 11:11 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2015 11:12 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Whiskey Dick at May 24, 2015 11:09 PM (vJuGi)
*points at Tammy al-Thor*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 24, 2015 11:12 PM (GEICT)
shortcomings, so to speak. Hung like a hamster and so short it sticks
straight out all the time. A regular stud field mouse.
(All in good fun GCE, all in good fun. You heard worse in boot camp.)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2015 11:09 PM (9iR5/)
Who am I gonna please with this little thing? Me, that's who.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:12 PM (/2KMt)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 24, 2015 11:12 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Sven10077 at May 24, 2015 11:12 PM (/4AZU)
Never really a racing guy but of late I tend to sit and watch an F1 race if I find one on. Not so much a NASCAR event.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 11:12 PM (EN+21)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2015 11:13 PM (syGA0)
Spent many a drunken weekend in both. Got stabbed, busted and generally harassed by SF's finest. Good times.
Clean it up, if you can. Good luck.
Posted by: HAL at May 24, 2015 11:13 PM (OmBeX)
Posted by: DC in River City at May 24, 2015 11:13 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2015 11:13 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 11:14 PM (EN+21)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 24, 2015 11:14 PM (GGY3t)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 24, 2015 11:14 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 24, 2015 11:09 PM (GGY3t)
It'll be memory-holed. After all, it's inconvenient for both the "recovery summer" and "Hollyweird's pull" narratives.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 24, 2015 11:14 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: An Observation at May 24, 2015 11:14 PM (qcUG3)
Redneck noise, dude, that's all it is. Makes about as much sense as you do. All them chumps be talkin about how they losin they ho, and ain't got no bread for beer.
Posted by: Junior at May 24, 2015 11:15 PM (5/lDN)
Fuck you fucking dipshits in the ass. Sideways. With a pineapple! You all suck cock. And not in a good way!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2015 11:15 PM (RUCKm)
I found some shit called Teachers, for 16 bucks a bottle I can't imagine it's quality hooch but Mrs Hades got a kick out of it (she's an elementary school teacher).
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:15 PM (/2KMt)
--------
NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
*Shoves beer through USB for GCE!*
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2015 11:15 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 24, 2015 11:14 PM (ucDmr)
***
Cool, thanks.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 24, 2015 11:15 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at May 24, 2015 11:15 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: DC in River City at May 24, 2015 11:16 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 24, 2015 11:16 PM (wZ2hu)
http://www.navkarfittings.com/butt-weld-pipe-fittings.html
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 11:16 PM (EN+21)
*Shoves beer through USB for GCE!*
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2015 11:15 PM (9iR5/)
Best kind of beer...free!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:17 PM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at May 24, 2015 11:17 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: Whiskey Dick at May 24, 2015 11:17 PM (vJuGi)
Posted by: Machines For Sale at May 24, 2015 11:17 PM (273x0)
http://tinyurl.com/mtglon7
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2015 11:18 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 24, 2015 11:18 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: CDR M at May 24, 2015 11:04 PM (f8lRd)
I'll have you know I was still lurking back then and contributed nothing to the debauchery.
I have always felt that Laura's pinch-faced scold the following day was even more epic than the thread.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2015 11:18 PM (vEFTc)
Does no one remember pipe fittings? I never did find out what a "butt welded pipe fitting" was.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 24, 2015 11:13 PM (e+1S5)
--------I'm no welder, but I think it's just what it sounds like. They take two pipes of the same diameter and then weld them together. Unless the two pipes are supported equally, it seems to me that there could be a lot of stress on the weld.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2015 11:18 PM (9iR5/)
It's empowering.
And the middle class.
Posted by: Rory at May 24, 2015 11:18 PM (/xBTM)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:18 PM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2015 11:18 PM (vEFTc)
Listen, you. Don't be confusing me what with your "facts" and "knowledge" and shit. There's no room for that kinda behavior here.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 24, 2015 11:19 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Lauren at May 24, 2015 11:19 PM (gF9SS)
Maybe the real lesson is not to see it with a bunch of religion-hating Progressives.
Posted by: Splunge at May 24, 2015 11:19 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2015 11:19 PM (RUCKm)
It loses something without the red text doesn't it.
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2015 11:19 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Sarahw at May 24, 2015 11:19 PM (lv2k0)
But then, last night there just weren't many morons physically (well, digitally) here. So... why not tonight.
Anyway: I got nothin', at least very little that I didn't already drop on the gaming thread. (Yay, beating a level of Shovel Knight!) I hope the weekend is treating y'all well, especially relatives of fallen heroes.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 11:19 PM (AVEe1)
The San Francisco program had those same ads (i.e., "You've seen the play, now read the Book."). I've applauded the Mormon church from Day One for its mature approach to the show. But I hate it that we live in a world that free speech means we only ridicule and challenge nice people who won't kill us.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2015 11:19 PM (1sJza)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 24, 2015 11:20 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2015 11:15 PM (RUCKm)
Soooo....how was your visit to Mouseland?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 24, 2015 11:20 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:20 PM (/2KMt)
I think it's basically the same as the difference between green onions and scallions...
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at May 24, 2015 11:20 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 24, 2015 11:20 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: Sarahw at May 24, 2015 11:20 PM (lv2k0)
Take your rod, which the right arc makes hot, and create puddles in those curves. It's all quite simple in theory.
Posted by: derit at May 24, 2015 11:20 PM (jT+gh)
________
More or less the average Saturday night at the White House.
Posted by: Reggie Love at May 24, 2015 11:21 PM (s0S/u)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 24, 2015 11:21 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 24, 2015 11:21 PM (GGY3t)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2015 11:21 PM (n6Nt0)
I have always felt that Laura's pinch-faced scold the following day was even more epic than the thread.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2015 11:18 PM (vEFTc)
****
I was posting under a different Mic. Holy cow.....
I would probably be embannenedd retroactively today if I gave that info up.
Laura's Schoolmarmy scolding was indeed pretty hysterical though.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 24, 2015 11:21 PM (3F6F8)
There's definitely some linkage between the play and that episode. If you spend either one laughing at those goofy Mormon rubes, at the end you find out that maybe you're the asshole.
Posted by: Splunge at May 24, 2015 11:22 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 11:22 PM (EN+21)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 11:22 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2015 11:19 PM (RUCKm)
Oh hell, with the other two I was married by now. Srsly, 3 months from "Hi my name is GGE" to "I do" (and four years from the first "I do" to "Ah fuck it, I don't any more"). Of course with the first two I was getting ready to deploy, too, which I'm not any more, so we're taking our time.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:22 PM (/2KMt)
...then Maet shook me awake.
Posted by: mindful webworker, pushing the envelope at May 24, 2015 11:22 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: Lauren at May 24, 2015 11:22 PM (gF9SS)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 24, 2015 11:23 PM (GGY3t)
-------------
Leeks?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2015 11:23 PM (n6Nt0)
Seems like a poor marketing strategy to sell random machines.
-------
It is. They just want you to click on the link so that they can stealz ur identitiez. Sorta like and e-mail going around right now that says "Did you see this on the Oprahz?"
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2015 11:23 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Arthur Dent at May 24, 2015 11:23 PM (Zp3oV)
Fake machines impostor machines bogus machines impersonator machines
sockpuppet machines accept no substitutes for genuine machines genuine
quality machines genuine smart military machines machines that care
machines that aren't wearing pants machines that have no pants machines
that need no pants just like fucking gondor didn't need no pants in the
awesome cartoon lord of the rings that my older cousin and his stoner
friends rented on vhs back in 1983 and boromir was a goddamned viking
dude in a loincloth not a poncy british guy like in the live action
movie that dude was hardcore coring machines boring machines drilling
machines machines that drill lots of little holes machines that make
really big holes machines that make little holes and then somehow
combine them into one big hole machines that do magic machines that can
freak out your dog with card tricks machines that can explain any trick
to you machines that see through trickery machines that reveal impostors
Posted by: Machines For Sale at May 24, 2015 11:17 PM (273x0)
Wow. Does the hash match? That's very, very good.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 11:23 PM (T1005)
My post was but mere words.
Your tending to the graves of the fallen, and especially that wee Yankee lad?
Words. Fail.
I can but yet again raise my glass, in honor of those to whom you so lovingly tend, and care.
To the fallen, to Absent Friends.
Salute!
*cheers!*
*slams shot*
*hurls yet another glass into the rapidly filling fireplace*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 24, 2015 11:23 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 11:23 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: FCF at May 24, 2015 11:23 PM (kejii)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2015 11:21 PM (n6Nt0)
Can't even get my Glock 36 into the sporran I have, but there are some that are made for such things.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:24 PM (/2KMt)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 24, 2015 11:24 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 24, 2015 11:24 PM (iuQS7)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 24, 2015 11:24 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 24, 2015 11:12 PM (GEICT
I love how you replied immediately, without having to Google it, like I did!
And it wasn't sand, it was Pop Rocks.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2015 11:24 PM (vEFTc)
Does no one remember pipe fittings? I never did find out what a "butt welded pipe fitting" was.
Posted by: DC in River City
............................................
aha. One for a Moron engineer. You see, a Butt Weld is a circumferential butt welded joint, the most common type of joint in the fabrication of welded pipe systems.
Either that or when Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon get busy in the CNN green room.
Posted by: wth at May 24, 2015 11:24 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2015 11:24 PM (RUCKm)
251 Trey Parker might be a Jack Mormon, but I respect that he doesn't put up with mindless shit-talking against the faith which made him. Ditto Matt Stone with teh Joos (although Stone has a *lot* to say about politicised meddlers like Kyle's mom).
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 11:22 PM (AVEe1)
If he's anything he's likely a lapsed Catholic.
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2015 11:25 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 24, 2015 10:41 PM (GEICT)
When you piss, you are pissing on the sacred soil of Rodina, and she cries out in her desecration.
When I piss, I am pissing on your leg.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 24, 2015 11:25 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 24, 2015 11:25 PM (GGY3t)
http://tinyurl.com/mtglon7
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2015 11:18 PM (zt+N6)
I haven't seen the play, but I remember the South Park episode. They relentlessly mocked Mormon theology, while simultaneously portraying the Mormon family as happy, close-knit, and well-adjusted.
Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2015 11:26 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Splunge at May 24, 2015 11:26 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2015 11:26 PM (kivUY)
Salute!
*cheers!*
*slams shot*
*hurls yet another glass into the rapidly filling fireplace*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 24, 2015 11:23 PM (RzZOc)
Salute! (no fireplace so I'll just hang on to the glass, thanks)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:26 PM (/2KMt)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 11:23 PM (T1005)
Technically, yes it does.
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2015 11:26 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:26 PM (/2KMt)
OK, that's out of the way! Don't know how many of you Rons and Ettes remember me. I have used the variation on Theresa for my username when I wasn't doing a lame-ass sock puppet. Decided to post on the ONT because I can't get through on my old Yahoo email addy and I need another email address like I need a third, well, you know.
Anyway, gonna be in the Kennesaw, GA area mid-July to late August probably. Going there for family reasons so I'd really need to stay pretty close to the Kennesaw area, but was wondering if anybody lives in the area and wanted to try a meetup? I can be got at TeeDee1 on the tweets, or peesypie at the gmails if anyone's interested.
Posted by: Theresa D at May 24, 2015 11:27 PM (Ez5Cr)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 24, 2015 11:27 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 24, 2015 11:20 PM (GEICT)
Better than a lotta fucking pissed off people since I got in. Lines weren't bad either since half the people there were waiting to see the new parade & fireworks. Plus I got to climb the Matterhorn!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2015 11:27 PM (RUCKm)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 24, 2015 11:28 PM (eRksv)
Posted by: Splunge at May 24, 2015 11:28 PM (qyomX)
I get a phone call from a weasel law firm alerting me to the fact that I'm running out of time to get in on the BP oil spill sweet, sweet cash. The thing is, I know that there was no oil in our bayou off Pensacola Bay but apparently some of my neighbors have signed up and are going to collect.
I don't care what the settlement says, I know (kinda in the business) that we didn't suffer a damned thing. There are shrimpers still trying to recoup losses and these damned rich people are cashing in on zero losses. I'm starting to hate my neighbor$$$.
Assholes.
Feeling like the remnant more and more everyday.
Posted by: Drewbicle at May 24, 2015 11:28 PM (l6PaK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2015 11:28 PM (1sJza)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 24, 2015 11:23 PM
Y'd be wise t' keep y'r hands to yersel', laddie.
Posted by: HAL at May 24, 2015 11:28 PM (OmBeX)
Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2015 11:28 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2015 11:28 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 24, 2015 11:25 PM (GGY3t)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WffXrcQpwc
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:28 PM (/2KMt)
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at May 24, 2015 11:29 PM (f858s)
Batmom (my daughter) and the grandkids came to visit this weekend to see CW Jr. graduate high school. She left behind half a carton of Redd's Strawberry Ale.
It's not that bad.
Should I turn in my Moron card for admitting that?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at May 24, 2015 11:29 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 24, 2015 11:29 PM (GGY3t)
Husband???
Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2015 11:29 PM (kivUY)
--------------
Remember, in Kennesaw, by law, you must be armed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2015 11:29 PM (n6Nt0)
285 Wikipedia (Yeah; I know) doesn't say anything about Trey Parker having been Mormon
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2015 11:28 PM (1sJza)
Its very simple. Look at Stan and Kyle. Kyle's a Jew. Stan's Catholic.
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2015 11:29 PM (zt+N6)
https://twitter.com/rdbrewer4/status/602676320259153920
More colonoscopy slides?
Posted by: Arthur Dent at May 24, 2015 11:29 PM (Zp3oV)
Posted by: WWhiskey at May 24, 2015 11:29 PM (y+S7B)
Ah, ya know. A few drinks. Dodged a couple of punches. Watched a guy get knifed.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 11:29 PM (EN+21)
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Husband???
Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2015 11:29 PM (kivUY)
Anal wart?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 24, 2015 11:30 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Machines For Sale at May 24, 2015 11:31 PM (273x0)
Posted by: Anachronda at May 24, 2015 11:08 PM (DNjb
Lace Wigs?
can a fella still get one of those around here?
Posted by: Shoey at May 24, 2015 11:31 PM (vA94g)
Posted by: Theresa D at May 24, 2015 11:31 PM (Ez5Cr)
Senator?
Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2015 11:31 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: shinypie at May 24, 2015 11:31 PM (3nZXa)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread
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Confronted with two potential sins ( drinking it, or pouring alcohol down the drain) you chose the lesser. An indulgence is hereby granted.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2015 11:31 PM (n6Nt0)
How is everyone doing tonight?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 24, 2015 11:28 PM (eRksv)
...................
No. How yoo dooin?
Posted by: Rocky at May 24, 2015 11:31 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 11:31 PM (EN+21)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2015 11:23 PM (n6Nt0)
Leeks!
http://yhoo.it/1dstv8V
Posted by: Hatsune Miku at May 24, 2015 11:31 PM (F9322)
Posted by: DC in River City at May 24, 2015 11:31 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Arthur Dent at May 24, 2015 11:23 PM (Zp3oV)
No foolin'!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2015 11:31 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Drewbicle at May 24, 2015 11:31 PM (l6PaK)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2015 11:32 PM (9iR5/)
I don't really swear outside of traffic, and when I break stuff, and when the cat finds the only remaining carpet to yak up on, and of course the learned use of "shit" and "dick" as metalinguistic variables...
Well, you know.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 24, 2015 11:32 PM (t//F+)
Salute!
*cheers!*
*slams shot*
I refill hon doing the same...
for loved ones
we are in this together
just remember to wear slippers or you remember more than you want to lol
FCF Raise em HI
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 24, 2015 11:23 PM (RzZOc)
Salute!
Posted by: FCF at May 24, 2015 11:32 PM (kejii)
Posted by: Garrett at May 24, 2015 11:32 PM (Zp3oV)
Posted by: Theresa D at May 24, 2015 11:27 PM (Ez5Cr)
****
Well, shit, I am in Acworth right up the road. It's been a little over a year since there was a MoMeet here, may be time for another one. I'll ping you on the emailz thing.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 24, 2015 11:33 PM (3F6F8)
Lace Wigs?
can a fella still get one of those around here?
Posted by: Shoey at May 24, 2015 11:31 PM (vA94g)
................................
Free with you Ugh Boots order.
Posted by: wth at May 24, 2015 11:33 PM (wAQA5)
pouring alcohol down the drain) you chose the lesser. An indulgence is
hereby granted.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2015 11:31 PM (n6Nt0)
Lesser of two weevils. Hya Gushie, hows the horsies?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:33 PM (/2KMt)
So whats the diff between gelato and ice cream?
I think it's basically the same as the difference between green onions and scallions...
Posted by:
Those are actually different. And, then, there's "spring onions" and chives.
Closely related members of the onion family, and can be substituted freely, but different plants.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 11:33 PM (T1005)
Scalia has voiced some support for that decision lately, on account of the Reconstruction Constitution's original-intent. But there are still holdouts who think that Brown cannot be defended on that basis:
http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2559164
This prof is in the University of Houston, not known as a bastion of right-wing ideals. Maybe the hard Left is right, and Brown *is* overrated.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 11:33 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 11:33 PM (EN+21)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2015 11:31 PM (n6Nt0)
Thank you for having mercy on my lack of knowledge on proper alcoholic beverages. I didn't want it to go to waste.
I also think most light beers are the equivalent of liquid horse waste.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at May 24, 2015 11:33 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: derit at May 24, 2015 11:33 PM (jT+gh)
Reading comments and doing something I haven't done since my service--polishing brass.
Got an invite to march in a parade tomorrow and will be wearing the A's. So we need to be stranding tall.
Extremely flattering to be asked, this is the 2nd year.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 24, 2015 11:34 PM (jeCnD)
Jim, most small towns in the South have Decoration Day, it's very common. I'm guessing the little towns around Galveston do the same. Men generally gather the Saturday before with their mowers and make the cemetery look really sharp, then everyone gets together and decorates the graves. If the graves around your people have no one to tend them, you are expected to do so, whether they're family or not.
Southerners started the custom of a day set aside to decorate the graves of dead Confederate soldiers, and the Yankees liked it so much, they copied it. As far as I know, at least in my corner of Georgia, they wouldn't celebrate Memorial Day until it was made to honor soldiers that fell in ALL our wars, not just Union soldiers who died in the War Between the States.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2015 11:34 PM (vEFTc)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:34 PM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Garrett at May 24, 2015 11:34 PM (Zp3oV)
That is so awesome, and so perfect for you.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2015 11:34 PM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Theresa D at May 24, 2015 11:35 PM (Ez5Cr)
Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2015 11:35 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Theresa D at May 24, 2015 11:36 PM (Ez5Cr)
Posted by: irongrampa at May 24, 2015 11:34 PM (jeCnD)
You are a good man IG, and it's my honor to know you (if only electronically).
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:36 PM (/2KMt)
Hand Salute!
Or for those of you armed
Present Arms!
Thanks Irongrampa!
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2015 11:36 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 24, 2015 11:36 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 24, 2015 11:36 PM (qyomX)
I mentioned earlier but that rocket leaves the pad stupid fast.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 11:37 PM (EN+21)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2015 11:29 PM (n6Nt0)
****
Ummm, no. The 1982 show law requires that every household own a gun. Never been enforced, never will be.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 24, 2015 11:37 PM (XrHO0)
Piss me off
Fucking jerks
Get on my neeeeeeerves....
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In other words...., SHUT THE HELL UP.
Posted by: WALTER at May 24, 2015 11:38 PM (n6Nt0)
Piss me off
Fucking jerks
Get on my neeeeeeerves....
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In other words...., SHUT THE HELL UP.
Posted by: WALTER at May 24, 2015 11:38 PM (n6Nt0)
It wasn't the Mormon episode that planted the idea in my head. It was another episode that had Mormons as the only people admitted to Heaven ("Who gets into heaven? / I'm afraid it was the Mormons").
http://www.holyfetch.com/Mormons_in_entertainment/SouthPark_mormonism.html
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 11:38 PM (AVEe1)
238 Soooo....how was your visit to Mouseland?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 24, 2015 11:20 PM (GEICT)
Better than a lotta fucking pissed off people since I got in. Lines
weren't bad either since half the people there were waiting to see the
new parade fireworks. Plus I got to climb the Matterhorn!
Posted by: bebe'sboobs destroy at May 24, 2015 11:27 PM (RUCKm)
You got to CLIMB THE MATTERHORN?!?!!? Tell! Tell!
Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 11:38 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 24, 2015 11:38 PM (UVfht)
I'm gonna try to get at least one book written this summer and will alert OregonMuse when it's out.Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 24, 2015 11:39 PM (iuQS7)
Oh! I get it! It's like those laws about paying your taxes!
Posted by: Al Sharpton at May 24, 2015 11:39 PM (qyomX)
Present Arms!
Thanks Irongrampa!
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2015 11:36 PM (9iR5/)
Well shite. The only truly military arms I own are the weapons of our enemies. Sort of. The Jap rifle I have was from the Russo-Japanese war era (1902 or thereabouts) and the Rooskie rifle I have was from '43 so they were kind of our allies at the time (although G.S. Patton didn't trust them at all, cause he was a smart soldier).
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:39 PM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 24, 2015 11:39 PM (EaYvJ)
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Lots of thrust and not much weight. Sort of like driving a tractor with no trailer. Lots of torque and no weight. You go through the gears like crazy.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2015 11:39 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: FCF at May 24, 2015 11:39 PM (kejii)
Gawt damned lightning, I fear my interwebz is gonna crap out on me...
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2015 11:39 PM (vEFTc)
STEM degree you say? Week hand you say?
Heh.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 24, 2015 11:40 PM (o/A9g)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2015 11:40 PM (RUCKm)
Also, in the highlands of Dixie, my understanding is that plenty of young men signed up for the North. West Virginia ended up becoming a whole 'nother state because of that.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 11:40 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 24, 2015 11:40 PM (+4uXG)
Posted by: Machines For Sale at May 24, 2015 11:40 PM (273x0)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2015 11:40 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 11:40 PM (EN+21)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 24, 2015 11:41 PM (ucDmr)
'Zup, grey box peeps?
Batmom (my daughter) and the grandkids came to visit this weekend to
see CW Jr. graduate high school. She left behind half a carton of
Redd's Strawberry Ale.
It's not that bad.
Should I turn in my Moron card for admitting that?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at May 24, 2015 11:29 PM (rJUlF)
Free booze always tastes better than you'd expect.
Hope you're keepin' cheerful!
Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 11:41 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 24, 2015 11:39 PM (iuQS7)
Trying?! There's no trying in bookwriting! It shall be done!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2015 11:41 PM (vEFTc)
Assholes.
Feeling like the remnant more and more everyday.
Contact Crime Stoppers - unlike Hillary! these are little people and they can be arrested.
Posted by: An Observation at May 24, 2015 11:41 PM (qcUG3)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at May 24, 2015 11:41 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 24, 2015 11:42 PM (EaYvJ)
Posted by: wth at May 24, 2015 11:33 PM (wAQA5)
good deal, I always order important stuff through mangled English internet ads...
Posted by: Shoey at May 24, 2015 11:42 PM (vA94g)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2015 11:42 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 11:42 PM (EN+21)
Gushie!!! *gives wildly inappropriate hug*
Posted by: DC in River City at May 24, 2015 11:31 PM (e+1S5)
Wildly inappropriate hug back! i am FUCKING gleeful to see you and all the rest of the gang tonight! hope tonight turns out to be a humdinger!
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at May 24, 2015 11:43 PM (f858s)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at May 24, 2015 11:43 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2015 11:41 PM (vEFTc)
Just picked up OSP's second book on the ol' kindle. Probably bounce it to the next in line on the reading list. Kind of funny, I didn't think the first one would be my cuppa joe, but I liked it. Looking forward to the second one.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:43 PM (/2KMt)
365 What is up with the "Machines for Sale" shit?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 11:42 PM (EN+21)
You're such a n00b.
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2015 11:43 PM (zt+N6)
When the Last Days come, I hope you're not standing there saying "what is this Second Coming shit?"
Posted by: Splunge at May 24, 2015 11:43 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Shoey at May 24, 2015 11:43 PM (vA94g)
I've never seen it, but I think that's explained in the movie Human Centipede...?
http://instantrimshot.com/
I recuse myself.
____
Talking about That Infamous Memorial Day ONT is discriminatory and triggering and uh whatzitcalled oh yeah nanoaggressive for those of us who weren't around then. I need a safe space free from experience-rank-pullers. And this ashtray. That's all I need...
http://instantrimshot.com/
Posted by: mindful webworker - idiot savant at May 24, 2015 11:43 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 24, 2015 11:41 PM (ucDmr)
Well crap, I thought you waz the first I typed! I must have been gobsmacked by Beebee climbing the Matterhorn. I wonder of she saw Tinkerbell?!
HELLOOOOO, Chavez! How have you been? HAs it warmed up there yet?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2015 11:43 PM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 11:42 PM
read between the lines...
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 24, 2015 11:43 PM (KCxzN)
http://tinyurl.com/l2jm5sd
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2015 11:43 PM (1sJza)
I have that bookmarked on the studio computer at work. It's pretty handy.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at May 24, 2015 11:44 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 11:42 PM (EN+21)
Are you really that new?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2015 11:44 PM (vEFTc)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 11:38 PM (T1005)
Heh, silly photo op site. Although the Matterhorn does erupt during the new fireworks.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2015 11:44 PM (RUCKm)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 24, 2015 11:44 PM (EaYvJ)
have the chrysanthemum stamped on it? It was the Imperial insignia
during WWII, but I wondered if that went back even further.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2015 11:42 PM (9iR5/)
Yep, although it's been canceled with the three circles. Near as I can tell it was a school gun, but it's a shooter. T-30 carbine, of course none of the numbers match, I have to reload for it and I can't hit a fucking thing with it, but it is my favorite gun for reasons I can't explain.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:45 PM (/2KMt)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 24, 2015 11:46 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2015 11:46 PM (kivUY)
Eventually Pixy summarily banned everything and every one who attempted to post on a thread x many days old. That solved the problem... for Pixy's server. Morons who wanted to add thoughts to archaeological threads were SOL.
^^ one reason for our little Corgi situation. Posters literally are *scared* to post on old threads. They *have to* migrate to a new thread
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 11:46 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 24, 2015 11:46 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at May 24, 2015 11:43 PM (rJUlF)
and some of that nonsense was freakin' hilarious
Posted by: Shoey at May 24, 2015 11:46 PM (vA94g)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2015 11:44 PM (RUCKm)
Won't Tinkerbelle get all burnt up?!?!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2015 11:46 PM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Anachronda at May 24, 2015 11:47 PM (coJ1L)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 11:47 PM (EN+21)
(Starting to pop the popcorn for this showdown....)
Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at May 24, 2015 10:40 PM (xVgrA)
How the hell did Texas let Austin get so bad?
Fairly new Texan here, in DFW.
Posted by: Blano at May 24, 2015 11:47 PM (VJImz)
What is up with the "Machines for Sale" shit?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 11:42 PM (EN+21)
You never experienced the original?
Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 11:47 PM (T1005)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2015 11:47 PM (1sJza)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2015 11:47 PM (RUCKm)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 24, 2015 11:47 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 24, 2015 11:48 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2015 11:48 PM (kivUY)
I think California is sucking up all the heat this year. We have had the loveliest, most deliciously cool Spring so far....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2015 11:48 PM (vEFTc)
Posted by: FCF at May 24, 2015 11:48 PM (kejii)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_djZiswcrQ
That was from last Tuesday.
Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2015 11:48 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 24, 2015 11:49 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2015 11:49 PM (zt+N6)
I did not know there were so fucking many versions of Take Me Out to the Ballgame.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 24, 2015 11:49 PM (nlHrF)
Free with you Ugh Boots order.
Posted by: wth at May 24, 2015 11:33 PM (wAQA5)
good deal, I always order important stuff through mangled English internet ads...
Posted by: Shoey at May 24, 2015 11:42 PM (vA94g)
........................
We counting on you business and looking forward to doing business with your.
Posted by: wth at May 24, 2015 11:49 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2015 11:47 PM (RUCKm)
polearm
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 24, 2015 11:49 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2015 11:49 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2015 11:42 PM (EN+21)
SHIT? SHIT? Machines for Sale is AWESOME!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2015 11:49 PM (RUCKm)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2015 11:41 PM (vEFTc)
*snaps to attention!*
Actually, my dad's been telling people it'll be out next month, so... *cracks a bat over writer's block's head*
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 24, 2015 11:50 PM (iuQS7)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 11:50 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 24, 2015 11:50 PM (ODxAs)
Fairly new Texan here, in DFW.
Posted by: Blano at May 24, 2015 11:47 PM (VJImz)
****
Kollidge town and shit.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 24, 2015 11:50 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at May 24, 2015 11:50 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2015 11:51 PM (vEFTc)
Remember,people--you are Americans,so the head is held high--ESPECIALLY tomorrow.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 24, 2015 11:51 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 24, 2015 11:46 PM (ucDmr)
I think California is sucking up all the heat this year. We have had the loveliest, most deliciously cool Spring so far....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2015 11:48 PM (vEFTc)
It was a beautiful cool day here -- even got some gardening in.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 11:51 PM (T1005)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 24, 2015 11:47 PM (GEICT)
Nah, that doesn't happen till tomorrow.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:51 PM (/2KMt)
depressing
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 24, 2015 11:51 PM (zqrZE)
Posted by: FCF at May 24, 2015 11:51 PM (kejii)
gushie's here, too?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 24, 2015 11:38 PM (UVfht)
Yes Gushie *is* here. And Ricardo Kill Machines For Sale is an old friend of ours, and much beloved.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at May 24, 2015 11:51 PM (f858s)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 24, 2015 11:51 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2015 11:52 PM (vEFTc)
A side note for those quoting the Rodeo song, I've been a ranch hand (Wyoming)and a deck hand (Florida)...both groups love the song.
And fly fishing.
Posted by: Drewbicle at May 24, 2015 11:52 PM (iGiss)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2015 11:52 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 24, 2015 11:52 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2015 11:52 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at May 24, 2015 11:52 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2015 11:52 PM (W5DcG)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhgVu2lsi_k
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 24, 2015 11:52 PM (+4uXG)
I had enough trouble with some deranged leftist on a "regular" website , I don't want to do FB or Twitter to have the loonies come out of the woodwork. That's why I no longer posts on site where there are a lot of leftists.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2015 11:52 PM (1sJza)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2015 11:46 PM
She starts flying around beforehand
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2015 11:53 PM (RUCKm)
But Lace Wigs is still the King
Posted by: kbdabear at May 24, 2015 11:53 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 11:54 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: wth at May 24, 2015 11:49 PM (wAQA5)
you excellent postings, quality merchandisings
Posted by: Shoey at May 24, 2015 11:54 PM (vA94g)
Body buried in the crawl space? I gotcha buddy, and I have to agree.
Vapor barrier my ass.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 24, 2015 11:54 PM (t//F+)
Just got home from 3 day trip. Drinking Missouri Moonshine. Should be ready for Memorial Day ONT soon.
Posted by: tbodie at May 24, 2015 11:54 PM (GvEen)
That infamous ONT was fun, but Banhammer II was the best thread evah.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 24, 2015 11:50 PM (ODxAs)
The one where Treacher got banned was a fucking trainwreck....unfortunately with collateral damage.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 11:54 PM (T1005)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:54 PM (/2KMt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 24, 2015 11:54 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 24, 2015 11:54 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 24, 2015 11:54 PM (2OdVw)
Posted by: Shoey at May 24, 2015 11:55 PM (vA94g)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2015 11:55 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2015 11:55 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 11:54 PM (T1005)
I was here for that one. That was multiple threads of a dumpster fire.
I've never been able to read any of Treacher's stuff after that.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 24, 2015 11:56 PM (GEICT)
Of course, we all wore gaberdine and epaulettes back then.
As was the fashion.
Posted by: Garrett at May 24, 2015 11:56 PM (Zp3oV)
Posted by: tbodie at May 24, 2015 11:54 PM (GvEen)
Cow-orker just got back from a trip to Tennessee and brought back all sorts of shine. The sasparilla tastes like root beer, had me looking for some ice cream to make a root beer float with it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:56 PM (/2KMt)
Ah, memories. Barbra Streisand is now officially obsolete.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 24, 2015 11:57 PM (2OdVw)
Some twit had put in five dollars and selected that song for the entire five bucks. It used to be played a lot anyway, but that was too much.
I came in early the next day, took my pocket knife and put a huge gouge in the vinyl of that 45. It skipped so bad that it couldn't be played. Sadly, we could not get a replacement.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2015 11:57 PM (9iR5/)
Wouldn't it have been smarter to just use it instead of burning it?
Perhaps they didn't think they could hold it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2015 11:58 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 24, 2015 11:58 PM (Z0Bd1)
Posted by: wth at May 24, 2015 11:58 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: bebe'sboobs destroy at May 24, 2015 11:27 PM (RUCKm)
In Disneyland Russia, Matterhorn climbs YOU
Posted by: kbdabear at May 24, 2015 11:59 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 24, 2015 11:59 PM (D0Tns)
Hipster Slapfight would have been epic if Ace didn't get all Butthurt and take it away.
We can't have nice things.
Posted by: Garrett at May 24, 2015 11:59 PM (Zp3oV)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 24, 2015 11:59 PM (t//F+)
Also on Drudge there's the Pentagon complaining that Iraq is failing to fight.
http://tinyurl.com/m2jvpzp
You know, to fight ISIS. The force which the Pentagon predicted would arise from Syria's fractured opposition(s), but figured, what the hell, what's the worst that could happen.
http://tinyurl.com/kwfvgq2
The next President of the US, assuming there is one, needs to purge the Pentagon, down to the guy who cleans the whiteboards.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 25, 2015 12:00 AM (AVEe1)
When I was maybe twelve, we were at the lake, skipping rocks. We were on a slope, with my step-brother uphill from me. He picks up a huge non-skipper, and allegedly misses the lake by several yards and lands the rock, flat on top of my head.
The words that came out of my mouth, uncontrolled, with adults nearby, surprised the heaven out of me, really.
I've spent the subsequent fifty years trying to get that under control. I do so pretty well in text communications, so don't get me started, fer fork's sake.
___
Seeing old familiar handles online is cool, like when friends hit town this weekend, except virtual.
Posted by: mindful webworker - God bless God bless GOD BLESS! at May 25, 2015 12:00 AM (ACs58)
My favorite dive bar to date is the Clambake in Va Beach. Used to play Never Even Called Me By My Name until the bar-wench threw us out. Of course that always ended up being close to closing time anyway, good thing my bud's apartment was within staggering distance. Fucking VaBch cops would nail your ass for drunk in public when you came out if you tried walking down the street...fucking dicks.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:00 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Garrett at May 25, 2015 12:00 AM (Zp3oV)
Posted by: Old Blue
I don't know anything about Japan arms, but the Japanese imperial court used the chrysanthemum seal as early as 1300's AD. It's an old, old mark.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2015 12:01 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2015 11:56 PM (/2KMt)
Huh.... 100 proof root beer float. You may be onto something there.
Posted by: tbodie at May 25, 2015 12:01 AM (GvEen)
Posted by: otho at May 25, 2015 12:01 AM (tBSrv)
Yes that is the "real" Machines for sale.
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2015 11:55 PM (zt+N6)
there is really no mistaking it. i actually had a friend who made it her quest to dig up ever old Machines For Sale Post she could findand sometimes has dreams about communicating with it. i thought this was HILARIOUS. Oh and of course i have more feral Kittens... but i have been bringing them in bottle feeding them so they are extra tame, and getting them adoptive homes. I cant tell you how bad i have missed talking to you guys but I got a new stallion and Grimmy has been going to school and is home in the evenings, so its been hard to post to the ONT.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at May 25, 2015 12:01 AM (f858s)
Everyone needs to know how Democrats work. They are the party of Big Government. That is all that they are. They eat drink and live and worship Big Government. They cluster in cities where they try to establish Big Government on a small scale. Austin is the state capital. Democrats will be drawn to it like cockroaches to dropped crumbs. Even in Texas, you are not allowed to just kill Democrats. People who are not Democrats tend to have productive lives and in general are too busy living those lives to run around with a can of Raid trying to control Democrats. That is how Austin got so bad.
Posted by: An Observation at May 25, 2015 12:02 AM (qcUG3)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 12:02 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: almost-rev. jesse jacksone at May 25, 2015 12:02 AM (kivUY)
I'll do my part.
*doffs pants*
*downs shot*
*sets the drapes on fire*
Posted by: DC in River City at May 25, 2015 12:02 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 25, 2015 12:02 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2015 12:02 AM (t//F+)
Anyone remember the Ette from Cali who had gone to USC (I think) and told the joke about her dad wanting her to go trick-or-treating, or her dad going trick-or-treating in knights armor? Wish I could remember her name, she was a blast! Hope she's doing well.
Posted by: Theresa D at May 25, 2015 12:03 AM (Ez5Cr)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 24, 2015 11:59 PM (t//F+)
Hook safety type 30 Arisaka, fore-runner to the 38 which was designed by Major Nambu with a simpler bolt.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:03 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 25, 2015 12:00 AM (AVEe1)
maybe we should go without a potus for a while
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 25, 2015 12:03 AM (zqrZE)
Posted by: Anachronda at May 25, 2015 12:04 AM (coJ1L)
Did you go to pick her up in the rain?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:04 AM (vEFTc)
Hope everyone is doing well tonight.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 25, 2015 12:04 AM (Q1/bj)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 24, 2015 11:58 PM
________
Used to be two a year, usually May and October.
Then there'd be the primers on blogging for money and what advertisers don't like to see and please keep it clean, and then "F! F! F! F! F! F! F! F!" in a post. I was genuinely concerned about him a couple times.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 25, 2015 12:05 AM (2OdVw)
How the hell did Texas let Austin get so bad?
..............................
They failed to deport their Californian immigrants?
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2015 12:05 AM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
I think that's called decolla ... decollarpage ... decoratatta ... who'lotta something french.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2015 12:05 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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Same in W. NC
Been in the 40's the last two or three nights.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2015 12:05 AM (n6Nt0)
used the chrysanthemum seal as early as 1300's AD. It's an old, old
mark.
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Thanks Weft. I knew that all of the firearms carried by Japanese troops during WWII carried the chrysanthemum seal, even when the arms were total crap. I didn't know it went back that far.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 12:05 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at May 25, 2015 12:01 AM (f858s)
I hear ya. Been a bit busy myself.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:05 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 25, 2015 12:05 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 25, 2015 12:05 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at May 25, 2015 12:01 AM (f858s)
Yes you've been very busy. Snork. Hard being the operative word. Oops did I say that out loud? : D
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 12:05 AM (RUCKm)
I mean shit, piss.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 25, 2015 12:05 AM (nlHrF)
Posted by: Garrett at May 25, 2015 12:06 AM (Zp3oV)
Posted by: DC in River City at May 25, 2015 12:02 AM (e+1S5)
Look, I know all your tricks.
Every single one of them.
You just set the drapes on fire so you could pee on them to put it out and brag about it later.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:06 AM (vEFTc)
Are there overboobs?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2015 11:52 PM (W5DcG)
Absolutely, especially in the era of the selfie that we're experiencing.
Best of all is "Rearboob", where the girl has a normal sized waist and shoulders, but the boobs are big and round enough to be seen from behind her
Posted by: kbdabear at May 25, 2015 12:06 AM (GrXXa)
Posted by: John Boehner, Prime Minister at May 25, 2015 12:06 AM (AVEe1)
Titty Sprinkles!
Posted by: Eric Cartman at May 25, 2015 12:07 AM (zt+N6)
She got runned over by damned old train!
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 12:07 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 25, 2015 12:07 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 12:05 AM (RUCKm)
Now we're talking
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 25, 2015 12:07 AM (GEICT)
I was SO thinking that, but didn't want to say it on account of being on my best behaviour and all.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:07 AM (vEFTc)
http://tinyurl.com/hook-safety
Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2015 12:02 AM (t//F+
Yep, that's the one except I have the carbine.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:07 AM (/2KMt)
Let's all just anally rape everybody else and be done with it.
Posted by: jwpaine at May 25, 2015 12:07 AM (0bXhD)
You put in a lot of work with these feral cats, don't you? God bless you.
How do you get the kittens away from the mother cat or has she just abandoned them? My friend takes are of feral cats too. She gets them fixed, and she has little condos for them on her breezeway in which her engineer husband hooked up heating pads from their garage so they wouldn't be4 cold in the winter. One place she feeds the feral cats has a mother with kittens but she keeps moving them and no nobody has seen them for a while
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2015 12:07 AM (1sJza)
Posted by: Null at May 25, 2015 12:07 AM (xjpRj)
Fairly new Texan here, in DFW.
Posted by: Blano
Three words: UT Austin
Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at May 25, 2015 12:07 AM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Old Blue
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Shades of Adolph and Ol' Joe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2015 12:07 AM (n6Nt0)
shoulders, but the boobs are big and round enough to be seen from behind
her
AKA sidewinders
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 25, 2015 12:08 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: mindful webworker - not getting in there at May 25, 2015 12:08 AM (ACs58)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:06 AM (vEFTc)
No....he set them on fire so that I could pee on them to put it out and we could both brag and high five.
Ya see, he set them on fire by lighting his farts on fire.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 25, 2015 12:08 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Garrett at May 25, 2015 12:09 AM (Zp3oV)
Posted by: That one guy one time at May 25, 2015 12:09 AM (s0S/u)
Posted by: Country Singer at May 25, 2015 12:09 AM (nL0sw)
Still sad to see. Austin sounds like the southern Ann Arbor. Moved here to try and get away from the liberal crap. I didn't think it would be as prevalent (sp?) down here as it is. Kinda disturbing.
Posted by: Blano at May 25, 2015 12:09 AM (VJImz)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:09 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:09 AM (vEFTc)
What keeps Ace from going CJ is that Ace isn't an idiot, and sees that religion (Ar. din) doesn't mean faith in the supernatural (Ar. iman). Religion means a shared ritual life and acceptance of common values. The Left has all that, and has decided upon people like us as the satans to be ritually stoned.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 25, 2015 12:10 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:06 AM
Bwaaaahhhh
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 12:10 AM (RUCKm)
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Yeah. Joe killed his officer corps, Hitler mostly just fired the senior officers and executed the younger. You can see where that got them.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 12:10 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Theresa D at May 25, 2015 12:03 AM (Ez5Cr)
****
You have mail regarding a Kennesaw area meet up.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 25, 2015 12:10 AM (XrHO0)
507 I have been adopted by feral cats and with God as my witness, I think they're born pregnant.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:09 AM (vEFTc)
Those are tribbles.
Posted by: "Bones" McCoy at May 25, 2015 12:10 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 25, 2015 12:10 AM (EaYvJ)
Posted by: Theresa D at May 25, 2015 12:10 AM (Ez5Cr)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 25, 2015 12:10 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2015 12:11 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:09 AM (/2KMt)
Not from this guy. Drank waaaaaay too much Friday night. Finished it off Saturday night. Was just sipping on something earlier.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 25, 2015 12:11 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: lindafell
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It is universally true of university towns.
Chapel Hill and Durham come to mind, but it's true of all. Boulder, anyone?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2015 12:11 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: Country Singer at May 25, 2015 12:09 AM
Fuck you, that's how. You rimjobbing bender.
Posted by: otho at May 25, 2015 12:11 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 25, 2015 12:11 AM (dULJN)
Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at May 25, 2015 12:07 AM (xVgrA)
Yes, like the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, where you are no longer supposed to be allowed to say "illegal alien."
Thank you.
Posted by: Blano at May 25, 2015 12:11 AM (VJImz)
http://bit.ly/moron-women
Posted by: mindful webworker - war on or moron? at May 25, 2015 12:11 AM (ACs58)
Posted by: Blano at May 24, 2015 11:47 PM (VJImz)
Count the number of cars there that still have California plates
Posted by: kbdabear at May 25, 2015 12:12 AM (GrXXa)
This is the annual anal thread , right ??
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 25, 2015 12:10 AM (EaYvJ)
As I recall that's how the first one got to be so infamous. What was that trannies name...Joan?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:12 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:07 AM
Awww you can be just a little bit naughty. Just don't get too...descriptive & it sound be fine.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 12:12 AM (RUCKm)
Posted by: That one guy one time at May 25, 2015 12:09 AM (s0S/u)
Syria is completely fucked, to coin a phase.
I don't think Putin is going to invest too much to save Assad's ass, but whoever inherits the ruins of Syria (ISIS or some other myriad jihadist group) after Damascus is sacked will not be pluralistic and open in the least.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 25, 2015 12:12 AM (wZ2hu)
So...no shots tonight?
--------
Go over to Jim from Galveston's house. He's doing shots and throwing the shot glasses in the fireplace. Sounds like fun.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 12:12 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 25, 2015 12:10 AM (XrHO0)
Oh?
Posted by: Country Singer at May 25, 2015 12:12 AM (nL0sw)
Not from this guy. Drank waaaaaay too much Friday night. Finished it off Saturday night. Was just sipping on something earlier.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 25, 2015 12:11 AM (GEICT)
You make me sad. Very well. *downs shot*
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:13 AM (/2KMt)
Machines for Sale had layers upon layers of content, you had to peel the phrases back like an onion.
Hope everyone is doing well tonight.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 25, 2015 12:04 AM (Q1/bj)
Yeah, sometimes the humor was in the rhythms of the thing, rather than anything particularly said.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 12:13 AM (T1005)
I mean shit, piss.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 25, 2015 12:05 AM (nlHrF)
back in ought 8 I caught a case of Bailout Induced Tourette's syndrome... I think we were wearing onions on our belt's that year.
Posted by: Shoey at May 25, 2015 12:13 AM (vA94g)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 25, 2015 12:13 AM (W5DcG)
Son, I coulda gone the rest of my life without the visual of you and DC in a room together with all yer junkz hangin' out.
Individual junk hangin' out, I'm down with that; it's the stuff 'ette fantasies are made of.
But together, not so much.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:13 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 25, 2015 12:13 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 25, 2015 12:13 AM (EaYvJ)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 12:12 AM (9iR5/)
Yeah, but he's all out of glasses now. I kept mine.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:14 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:07 AM (vEFTc)
****
My goodiness, when did you get so all proper and shit? This PC crap is killing ALL kinds fun. Uggghhh....
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 25, 2015 12:14 AM (XrHO0)
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Rommel. Hitler killed f*cking Rommel.
What kind of egoistic fucktard would do that?
Well..., Hitler.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2015 12:14 AM (n6Nt0)
But that was Austrian and German rifles. I don't know about the early Arisakas.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2015 12:14 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: Theresa D at May 25, 2015 12:15 AM (Ez5Cr)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2015 12:15 AM (eRksv)
To quote Jim Jeffries , " you can't smell porn "
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He obviously did not see the Hustler scratch and sniff edition.
Ummm.... A friend told me about it.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 12:16 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:13 AM (vEFTc)
No no no no. Geez. Gotta spell it all out.
"Hey Brent! Watch this!"
And he starts laughing and I'm laughing and he's hiking his shorts up and "HOLY SHIT!!! Drapes are on fire!!"
"No worries DC, it was 2for1 on pitchers of beer at Hooters. I got this." And then I proceed to put the fire out.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 25, 2015 12:16 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2015 12:16 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 25, 2015 12:13 AM (AVEe1)
Yeah, sounds about right, then went on and on about it and complained that we pushed xer out or something. Not really, just got kind of tired of hearing about it...blah blah blah, yeah we got it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:16 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Theresa D at May 25, 2015 12:16 AM (Ez5Cr)
um, porn film sets have a unique nasal punch at least according to Cracked
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 12:16 AM (D0Tns)
IIRC That guy Waters? did a film where they passed out scratch 'n' sniff cards to go along with the flick.
I... don't want to think about it any further than that.
Posted by: mindful webworker - itchy & scratchnsniff at May 25, 2015 12:16 AM (ACs58)
What kind of egoistic fucktard would do that?
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I know, right?
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 12:17 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: FCF at May 25, 2015 12:17 AM (kejii)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 25, 2015 12:14 AM (XrHO0)
Maet asked us all real nice-like to be as good as we could. And I am a pleaser, after all.
A pleaser who walks on very thin ice most of the time, I might add! I done been warned twice.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:17 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:13 AM
DC, I think Ms Tammy missed that pic you finally posted. You need to re-link to it for her.
*totally G rated, & safe for work, small children & domesticated animals
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 12:17 AM (RUCKm)
*sets the drapes on fire*
Posted by: DC in River City at May 25, 2015 12:02 AM (e+1S5)
Look, I know all your tricks.
Every single one of them.
You just set the drapes on fire so you could pee on them to put it out and brag about it later.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:06 AM (vEFTc)
hes a Marine. I have a feeling that they teach them this at some point in their training. Possibly boot camp. They are worse than toddlers, running around without a diaper.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at May 25, 2015 12:17 AM (f858s)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2015 12:14 AM (t//F+)
Had it checked out at the gunsmith before I put the first round through it. It's good but I'm not very good with it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:18 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 11:54 PM (T1005)
Either he or someone socking him appeared early in the book thread this morning defending Stan Lee.
Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 25, 2015 12:18 AM (F9322)
It's not a toast but the last verse from the song Foggy Dew. Worth drinking to, in my opinion.
And back through the glen, I rode again
And my heart with grief was sore
For I parted then with valiant men
Whom I never will see no more
But to and fro in my dreams I go
And I'll kneel and pray for you
For slavery fled, o glorious dead
When you fell in the foggy dew
Slainte!
Posted by: DC in River City at May 25, 2015 12:18 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 25, 2015 12:18 AM (dULJN)
Posted by: mindful webworker - itchy scratchnsniff at May 25, 2015 12:16 AM
"Polyester". It's actually pretty fucking funny. The ODORAMA was cool.
Posted by: otho at May 25, 2015 12:18 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 25, 2015 12:18 AM (EaYvJ)
I don't think I'll ever understand the appeal of tattoos.
Posted by: Null at May 25, 2015 12:07 AM (xjpRj)
....................................
Sometimes you need a place to aim.
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2015 12:18 AM (wAQA5)
I mean, haven't we all walked into the room shortly after, or even if you're still in the room shortly after, and say, "damn smells like sex in here"?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 25, 2015 12:18 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: mindful webworker - 3... 2... 1... at May 25, 2015 12:18 AM (ACs58)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 25, 2015 12:12 AM (GrXXa)
This more than anything. A lot of Commiefornians love Austin because it reminds them of LA, so they move there and try to make it even more like LA, and the vicious cycle continues. But there's truth to the blame being laid on UT (which a quite liberal HS friend of mine decided was too liberal even for her, and this was in the late '90s) and on the concentration of Dims drawn to Austin because it's the capital, too.
Still, what can you expect of a place with the motto "Keep Austin Weird"?
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 25, 2015 12:18 AM (iuQS7)
Ah, that is much tamer than I feared, thank God.
And surprisingly believable. I can see that happening, I really can.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:18 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 25, 2015 12:19 AM (EaYvJ)
The Ace threads where he lectures us on what is funny, followed by the bannings, and then the apology threads are classic.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 24, 2015 11:58 PM
________
Used to be two a year, usually May and October.
Then there'd be the primers on blogging for money and what
advertisers don't like to see and please keep it clean, and then "F! F!
F! F! F! F! F! F!" in a post. I was genuinely concerned about him a
couple times.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 25, 2015 12:05 AM (2OdVw)
I remember Ace doing some posts on his (then) mental state that were some of the bravest and most admirable things I have ever seen on the internet. That said, I kind o' hope they're beyond the range of search engines now, things having gotten so weird.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 12:19 AM (T1005)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 12:19 AM (RUCKm)
Posted by: Country Singer at May 25, 2015 12:19 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Country Singer at May 25, 2015 12:12 AM (nL0sw)
****
Yep. It is a seedling of an idea at this point, looking for water. Details will be pimped once a date and time is set.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 25, 2015 12:19 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:19 AM (/2KMt)
German efficiency takes hold, Nazism gets dismissed as the un-German cult it actually was... and the war goes on. Because Germans don't leave a task unfinished.
Probably no Holocaust (because even frickin' Goering thought it was a waste of resources), so there's that, but... how would the war have ended?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 25, 2015 12:19 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: NCKate at May 25, 2015 12:19 AM (tpaSF)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 12:20 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:20 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:18 AM (vEFTc)
Oh absolutely. That's what makes it funny.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 25, 2015 12:21 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Shoey at May 25, 2015 12:21 AM (vA94g)
And my heart with grief was sore
For I parted then with valiant men
Whom I never will see no more
But to and fro in my dreams I go
And I'll kneel and pray for you
For slavery fled, o glorious dead
When you fell in the foggy dew
Slainte!
Posted by: DC in River City at May 25, 2015 12:18 AM (e+1S5)
Aye. Thanks leatherneck. *downs shot*
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:21 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 25, 2015 12:22 AM (/HC6x)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 25, 2015 12:22 AM (GEICT)
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um about that...........................
one night only...
I'm Jake in Idaho
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 12:23 AM (D0Tns)
541 Holy carp, Bebe, Tammy, Gushka, and Chemjeff?! Who's next? Kratos?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2015 12:15 AM (eRksv)
Dude Kratos has 5 comments on the thread. He was promoted to Grand Admiral of the Imperial fleet.
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2015 12:23 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 25, 2015 12:23 AM (/HC6x)
Still, what can you expect of a place with the motto "Keep Austin Weird"?
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe
...................................................
They stole that from Santa Cruz, CA.
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2015 12:23 AM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 25, 2015 12:23 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Theresa D at May 25, 2015 12:23 AM (Ez5Cr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 12:23 AM (RUCKm)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:20 AM (vEFTc)
Yep. Heard it. No need to hear it again. (ftr, I haz zebra grandchillens...and if'n ya wanna see me really pissed off, say something about it.)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:24 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at May 25, 2015 12:24 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Martin at May 25, 2015 12:24 AM (q/p8C)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 12:23 AM (D0Tns)
Well howdy, stranger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:24 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2015 12:15 AM (eRksv)
Who's that?
Believe me, Kratos does not need to be anywhere else at this time. I was done with his character after he showed up in MK 9. And I found out the other day that he makes an appearance in the 2014 platformer "Shovel Knight", which admittedly looks cool but still...
Thanks to Disney "red mattering" the Star Wars Extended Universe, this sn will be safe for a long time.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 25, 2015 12:24 AM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 12:23 AM (RUCKm)
Wait....this is a possibility?
Maet...what's it going to take? Name the price.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 25, 2015 12:24 AM (GEICT)
Oh, you said 'worst', not 'best' . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 25, 2015 12:25 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: ball of hate at May 25, 2015 12:25 AM (2yvM+)
Posted by: Machines For Sale at May 24, 2015 11:17 PM (273x0)
That was beautiful [wipes tear from eye].
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at May 25, 2015 12:25 AM (4i1Wv)
Release the flaming parachute, not the reserve one.
Release the flaming parachute, not the reserve one.
Release the flaming parachute, not the reserve one.
I'll get that right next time.
Good night, Gracies.
parting toon
http://mindfulwebworks.com/headshop/05/juggler
Posted by: zombie mindful webworker at May 25, 2015 12:25 AM (ACs58)
Maet...what's it going to take? Name the price.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 25, 2015 12:24 AM (GEICT)
(checks couch cushions for change)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at May 25, 2015 12:26 AM (rJUlF)
something something mayonnaise something...fuck I don't know I've been drinking.
Oh, and hay, I have a .22 rimfire match next weekend that I'm looking forward to. I really need some range time.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:26 AM (/2KMt)
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How early are you talking? Rommel was actually an admirer of old Uncle Adolph early on.
Had they stopped and consolidated after the western advance into France, they might have eventually come to some kind of truce with Britain, but only if Churchill had been voted out.
Or, it they had put more resources into North Africa and taken Egypt and the Suez Canal, Britain would have been done.
Going into the Soviet Union before they were truly ready was their downfall. Not taking Moscow was the biggest strategic blunder of all time. Guderian could have done it if Hitler had not moved all his panzer forces south to Kiev.
And you have to remember that even up until 1944, the Germans were still using horses to move artillery and supplies. The Russians had Studebaker trucks.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 12:26 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Kalneva at May 25, 2015 12:26 AM (zo/PD)
Posted by: Not a dirty Ashe Schow pun at May 25, 2015 12:26 AM (SQkRc)
Ah, so you know.
I've got nieces and nephews of every color and creed, but even if I didn't it was disgusting and when I tell you I was sickened, I am not kidding.
It takes a lot to shock me, but that shook me to my core.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:26 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:26 AM (vEFTc)
The Shaggoth got him.
We kept telling him not to play with the thing, butbjenwas convinced it was just lost and needed a hug.
Posted by: Garrett at May 25, 2015 12:27 AM (Zp3oV)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 25, 2015 12:27 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2015 12:23 AM (zt+N6)
Ha, so I wasn't the last one to find out about that! But I'm disappointed none of you assholes said anything about seeing the pic of me climbing the Matterhorn. It's like I don't know you anymore
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 12:27 AM (RUCKm)
Fine. Gimme a minute, I have no idea where it is.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 25, 2015 12:28 AM (e+1S5)
Holy carp, Bebe, Tammy, Gushka, and Chemjeff?! Who's next? Kratos?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2015 12:15 AM (eRksv)
Ummmm....Kratos is upthread.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 12:28 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 25, 2015 12:24 AM (wZ2hu)
Yeah, but in the end...well, you know.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:28 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 12:23 AM (RUCKm)
ROTFLMAO!!!
You realize Thor would kill me dead, right??
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:28 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 25, 2015 12:29 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:28 AM (vEFTc)
We won't tell. Totes promise.
Right guys?!?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 25, 2015 12:29 AM (GEICT)
The one where Treacher got banned was a fucking trainwreck....unfortunately with collateral damage.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 11:54 PM (T1005)
Either he or someone socking him appeared early in the book thread this morning defending Stan Lee.
Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 25, 2015 12:18 AM (F9322)
Well, that shows you how strong forgiveness runs in this crowd.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 12:30 AM (T1005)
Fine. Gimme a minute, I have no idea where it is.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 25, 2015 12:28 AM (e+1S5)
You'd best not be fucking with me, DC....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:30 AM (vEFTc)
You get stabbed in the back by your own bodyguard because no matter how much of a tactical genius you are you can't beat the Force and its users influencing others.
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2015 12:30 AM (zt+N6)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U_EAf1pJMU
Posted by: rickl at May 25, 2015 12:30 AM (sdi6R)
Right guys?!?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 25, 2015 12:29 AM (GEICT)
Lips = sealed.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at May 25, 2015 12:30 AM (rJUlF)
anything about seeing the pic of me climbing the Matterhorn. It's like I
don't know you anymore
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 12:27 AM (RUCKm)
That's gotta be epic, like Grand Tetons.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 25, 2015 12:30 AM (JO9+V)
I take no responsibility for the insane shit that I might say.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 25, 2015 12:30 AM (GEICT)
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A small price to pay to let the Horde take in the glory of Tammy unholstered!
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 12:30 AM (9iR5/)
In some ways we really are quite predictable.
Nice seeing so many long-time residents of the loony-bin delurk.
*relurks again*
Posted by: Piercello at May 25, 2015 12:30 AM (QJCCx)
Right guys?!?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 25, 2015 12:29 AM (GEICT)
Oh yeah, absolutely. Mum's the word. Besides, I've given up redheads. At least until Thursday.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:31 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:31 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2015 12:31 AM (wAQA5)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:28 AM (/2KMt)
Heh, indeed.
Except it pains me to think about it these days. Not looking forward to the upcoming ME nuke fest or the "South China Sea aka 9-Dash-Line" war coming up.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 25, 2015 12:31 AM (wZ2hu)
those were the days when men were men and the Valu-Rite flowed freely!
good times, good times...
we're all responsible and respectable now, haven't dismembered a hobo in years (that any of you know about)
Posted by: Shoey at May 25, 2015 12:31 AM (vA94g)
29: or spurwig whatever.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2015 10:35 PM (syGA0)
Spurwing Plover can often be found commenting at Small Dead Animals. All Morons should check that blog out from time to time. Very conservative Canadian blog. As the proprietor, Kate, says: "the default setting is snark."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2015 12:31 AM (pjnob)
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2015 12:30 AM (zt+N6)
And you don't understand your allies as well as your enemies.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 25, 2015 12:32 AM (wZ2hu)
GGE,
!!
da' mayonnaise does not go on hamburgers.
Which Tobacco Road used to have an issue with.
I've got a John Wayne movie on in the background and drinking americas finest...Hamm's
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 12:32 AM (D0Tns)
You realize Thor would kill me dead, right??
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:28 AM (vEFTc)
******
We won't tell. Totes promise.
Right guys?!?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 25, 2015 12:29 AM (GEICT)
****
We are nothing if not discrete here. I pinky swearsies and everything.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 25, 2015 12:33 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Shoey at May 25, 2015 12:31 AM (vA94g)
My future father in law tells me he digs wells. 200 feet deep. Just putting it out there.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:33 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 25, 2015 12:34 AM (wqVD1)
Posted by: DC in River City at May 25, 2015 12:34 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: DC in River City at May 25, 2015 12:28 AM
You know, it would be much faster & easier if you just took a topless selfie & posted it. I mean, how are we ever going to know if you really have a six pack otherwise.
** whistles innocently, hoping he's drunk enough to fall for it
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 12:34 AM (RUCKm)
Posted by: Garrett at May 25, 2015 12:34 AM (Zp3oV)
Why in the would wouldn't you be able to smell porn?
I mean, haven't we all walked into the room shortly after, or even
if you're still in the room shortly after, and say, "damn smells like
sex in here"?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 25, 2015 12:18 AM (GEICT)
That reminds me of an odd thought that I had while visiting with a bunch of dog folks -- each of these pups shuffling around and socializing knows when each human last had sex and with whom....
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 12:34 AM (T1005)
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Hey. We really like Coe.
Posted by: Banditos and Cossacks at May 25, 2015 12:35 AM (QyBQv)
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Hey. We really like Coe.
Posted by: Banditos and Cossacks at May 25, 2015 12:35 AM (QyBQv)
You put in a lot of work with these feral cats, don't you? God bless you.
How do you get the kittens away from the mother cat or has she just
abandoned them? My friend takes are of feral cats too. She gets them
fixed, and she has little condos for them on her breezeway in which her
engineer husband hooked up heating pads from their garage so they
wouldn't be4 cold in the winter. One place she feeds the feral cats has a
mother with kittens but she keeps moving them and no nobody has seen
them for a while
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2015 12:07 AM (1sJza)
I love them and so they love me back. i have tamed just about all of them except Bad Black Kitty, who i have somewhat reformed. But though he has given up on beating up the other cats and does run from me, he wont let me pet him. Mommy cat LuLu wont let me stuff her in a carrier and get her fixed but she trust me enough to actually show me her kids. I took Bebe to see the last ones i pulled out from under a dead rider mower. I had saved little brother after a big rain that had made him sick, and bebe went with me to the friend to foster him. He got a new mommy who was a doggy and i named him Woody after the woodpile i pulled him out from under. I swear Lu knows i take better care of her children than she does, because she GIVES them to me when she thinks they are sick or not right. I sure wish the Commercial nursery over three doors down would spay the other kitties, but since they dont, i always get volunteers here. I guess it all turns out ok. I never have rats, they always have food, and the horses always have company.
The new stallion was very lonely when they first dropped him off and watching the cats lounging in the chairs under the trees by his corral made him settle down. When they get up to see what i am up to, and run around the farm after their kitty business, he whinnies and runs up and down the fence, crying like his heart would break. Seems he likes cats. BUt hes such a delicate noble soul and a monstrously big black horse we call him M'lordship, the Dragon.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at May 25, 2015 12:35 AM (f858s)
But I'm disappointed none of you assholes said anything about seeing
the pic of me climbing the Matterhorn. It's like I don't know you
anymore
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 12:27 AM (RUCKm)
I figure I'll get to see it in July.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2015 12:35 AM (eRksv)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 12:32 AM (D0Tns)
Got the TV off since milady is under the weather. I have the door open in case she needs anything and a freshly opened bottle of Elijah Craig to keep me company. Oh, and you assholes, can't forget that.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:35 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:33 AM (/2KMt)
good to know...
Posted by: Shoey at May 25, 2015 12:35 AM (vA94g)
Posted by: FCF at May 25, 2015 12:35 AM (kejii)
635 Ken was the guy who thought there was no pron before 1960. He was the ultimate scorner.
Posted by: Garrett at May 25, 2015 12:34 AM (Zp3oV)
No porn. And no premarital sex and out of wedlock children. And the local cops have a file on him, and he proceeded to demonstrate why.
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2015 12:35 AM (zt+N6)
He pitched a fucking fit when I put a pic of me on the Yahoo group of me in my wedding gown when we renewed our vows a few years back, I can just about imagine what a naughty pic would cause.
And let's be real, my ego cannot handle being compared to the glory and wonder that is BeeBee and Gushie.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:36 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: NCKate
Dunno, but I assumed that the LED business went parabolic after the 'ban' on incandescent lights. Soooo, busy?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2015 12:36 AM (uctT+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snj9yR5Ae_k
Posted by: Martin at May 25, 2015 12:36 AM (q/p8C)
** whistles innocently, hoping he's drunk enough to fall for it
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 12:34 AM (RUCKm)
Ladies first.....
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 25, 2015 12:36 AM (GEICT)
ROTFLMAO!!!
You realize Thor would kill me dead, right??
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:28 AM
Shhh, play along. I just meant posting topless, line the 'rons post pants less. You know how happy just imagining you topless makes them
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 12:37 AM (RUCKm)
Posted by: DC in River City at May 25, 2015 12:38 AM (e+1S5)
Hoist
Posted by: FCF at May 25, 2015 12:35 AM (kejii)
Hoist.
Dunno, but I assumed that the LED business went parabolic after the 'ban' on incandescent lights. Soooo, busy?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2015 12:36 AM (uctT+)
Yeah, we're doing OK.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:39 AM (/2KMt)
ROTFLMAO!!!
You realize Thor would kill me dead, right??
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:28 AM
Shhh, play along. I just meant posting topless, line the 'rons post pants less. You know how happy just imagining you topless makes them
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 12:37 AM (RUCKm)
Dah fuq did I walk into?!?
Guess I gotta read upthread.
Evenin horde.
Continue
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 25, 2015 12:39 AM (XAFOu)
>>572 What ever happened to purp?
The Shaggoth got him.
We kept telling him not to play with the thing, butbjenwas convinced it was just lost and needed a hug.
Posted by: Garrett at May 25, 2015 12:27 AM (Zp3oV)
It wasn't one of my shoggoths! I really would enjoy the give-and-take over fix-it issues. And, then, seemingly overnight, he was gone.....
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 12:39 AM (T1005)
be carefull, you can not un-see Courtney Love's hooters
the biikini girl from a few nights ago Amanda Cerny can not eye bleach you way out of that....
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 12:39 AM (D0Tns)
Why the fuck did I not come visit before I moved?? You create Paradise!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:39 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: DC in River City at May 25, 2015 12:34 AM
DAMMIT he found it before I posted!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 12:40 AM (RUCKm)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 12:40 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 12:26 AM
Even after Barbarossa/Typhoon, there was still a reasonably good chance uit could have played out a lot differently, Had Hitler been replaced by a govt/command that actually coordinated their efforts across the board and organized their production and development properly, they may have been able to force a draw. At least for awhile. This depends on prioritizing their weapons development for what they actually needed, rather than what they wanted and going strictly on the defensive on the russian front. This means giving up most of the ground gained and digging in on the neck of Europe/russia, which is a natural extended defensive line. This is no later than around mid 43. Production is the key. That and not blowing forces on offensive campaigns that are a waste of time. They couldn't win, they should have stopped trying early and moved to defence.
However, evetually it would have probably been decided by the bomb.
Posted by: otho at May 25, 2015 12:40 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 12:37 AM (RUCKm)
Got a new one in the Navy Edzell tartan.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:41 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:41 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:36 AM (vEFTc)
Oh please. I'm sure you're fine.
I assume you took the Yahoo group pic down.
If you're in the group, go buzz through the moronette picture folder. Mighty fine looking ladies grace us with their only presence.
PS - Moronette on the Marsh
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 25, 2015 12:41 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:41 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:42 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2015 12:42 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:42 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Did I nail that number? at May 25, 2015 12:42 AM (ACs58)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:42 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: derit at May 25, 2015 12:42 AM (jT+gh)
Posted by: NCKate at May 25, 2015 12:42 AM (tpaSF)
Oh hell, I am almost always topless.
Never braless, because I like to keep the girl in shape, but usually topless and ALWAYS pantsless. I'm hot natured, and Thor bitches if I keep it below 65 in the house, so I stay rather scantily clad.
DC, come on now. DOnt be a goawt damned cocktease.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:43 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:43 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 24, 2015 10:55 PM (KCxzN)
Aussie showed up a couple of days ago. She is well.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2015 12:43 AM (pjnob)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 25, 2015 12:43 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2015 12:35 AM (
Hee hee, way to rub it in on those that don't want to visit.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 12:43 AM (RUCKm)
Posted by: DC in River City at May 25, 2015 12:43 AM (e+1S5)
657 Dah fuq did I walk into?!?
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The usual. Everyone wants to see Tammy's boobs.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 12:40 AM (9iR5/)
Typical day ending in -day then.
But it's Sunday!
Oh, quick movie review...Seventh Son...sucks. Actually trying to get a lawsuit against the pirate who got me the copy.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 25, 2015 12:43 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:43 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:44 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 25, 2015 12:44 AM (TF10X)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:45 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Nailed it. at May 25, 2015 12:45 AM (ACs58)
Posted by: DC in River City at May 25, 2015 12:45 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 12:45 AM (D0Tns)
You so funny!
And you're mistaking me for BeeBee and Gushie!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:45 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:45 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 12:43 AM (RUCKm)
That's their problem, not mine.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2015 12:46 AM (eRksv)
DC, come on now. DOnt be a goawt damned cocktease.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:43 AM (vEFTc)
***
Now see here? This, this can get a party started!
I would golf clap, but....
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 25, 2015 12:46 AM (cIoI4)
It's JUST like professional wrestling!
Posted by: Martin at May 25, 2015 12:46 AM (q/p8C)
680 What would the female equivalent of Blue Balls be?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:45 AM (vEFTc)
There's such a thing???
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 25, 2015 12:46 AM (XAFOu)
And you have to remember that even up until 1944, the Germans were still using horses to move artillery and supplies. The Russians had Studebaker trucks.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 12:26 AM (9iR5/)
Yeah, Diana West had a thing or two to say about that.
Posted by: rickl at May 25, 2015 12:46 AM (sdi6R)
He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for
there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language,
for he is a liar and the father of lies.
Posted by: Did I nail that number? at May 25, 2015 12:42 AM (ACs5
That's the way you nail it to the wall.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 12:46 AM (T1005)
stuff, that's all you need to know.
Posted by: Shoey at May 25, 2015 12:47 AM (vA94g)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:45 AM (vEFTc)
Turning 30 and not yet having a husband.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 25, 2015 12:47 AM (TF10X)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:47 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2015 12:47 AM (uctT+)
Son of a bitch....
Strong.
Strong is my kryptonite.
You look very, very strong.......
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:48 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Shoey at May 25, 2015 12:47 AM (vA94g)
Hail and farewell, good to see you again.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:48 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 25, 2015 12:34 AM (wqVD1
So, hypothetically, should links to whipped cream & cupcakes be posted, there would be no repercussions? Purely hypothetically. And not sure if I can find the whipped cream link on my phone.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 12:48 AM (RUCKm)
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2015 12:48 AM (zt+N6)
not possible.
whut these fucking harpy feminists don't understand is that pooner rules the world.
but 5 foot 5 harpy chicks who weigh in at 240 pounds can;t think so good.
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 12:48 AM (D0Tns)
Drains last glass.... be well all and pray for the freedom they gave us.
Posted by: FCF at May 25, 2015 12:49 AM (kejii)
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Otho, like I said, the Russians were moving battlefield supplies by Studebaker trucks supplied by the US. The Germans were still pretty much horse drawn. Why didn't they produce more trucks and armored personnel type carriers?
Why did they spend so much transportation in the late parts of the war moving Jews, when they needed that rolling stock to supply their troops?
It was a war they reasonably could have won. They had all their priorities wrong.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 12:49 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:50 AM (/2KMt)
From wanting something so bad, being able to see it right there, it's actually painful, but just can't quite manage it?
Tell them they have to hang up their own pictures/paintings/project crap in the house.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 25, 2015 12:50 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Shoey at May 25, 2015 12:47 AM (vA94g)
Y'all keep posting pics and Ima have to leave, too!
And if Colorado Alex posts blacksmith pics AND tells stories, I am soooooo banned.....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:50 AM (vEFTc)
orchestras in Fort Smith and I think Fayetteville, and there may be
others, but Little Rock is where I'll be.
I've never been, so it should be an interesting trip.
*waves at GGE, damps mic feedback*
Posted by: Piercello at May 24, 2015 11:06 PM (QJCCx)
Here's a tune to play at your audition:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV4CMmlR1X0
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2015 12:50 AM (pjnob)
Posted by: FCF at May 25, 2015 12:49 AM (kejii)
Indeed.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:51 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: FCF at May 25, 2015 12:49 AM (kejii)
Every day, sir, every damn day.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:52 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:52 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:45 AM (
Twink tease works
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 12:52 AM (RUCKm)
or another way
Hillary at her heaviest
Humma must be inoculate against big sweaty pooners....
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 12:52 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 12:53 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 25, 2015 12:43 AM (GEICT)
THREE...Something's got to give!
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at May 25, 2015 12:53 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:43 AM (/2KMt)
TWO! Nothin' wrong with me!
Sorry so late.
Posted by: Kalneva at May 25, 2015 12:53 AM (zo/PD)
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Hitler...., Hitler had his priorities wrong.
Something, something...., National Socialists.
Posted by: Banditos and Cossacks at May 25, 2015 12:53 AM (QyBQv)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 12:52 AM (D0Tns)
So she's married to Anthony Wiener, right? So her name is...
hehehehehe
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:54 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2015 12:54 AM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:48 AM
Yeah, he meets screendoor in a hurricane criteria.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 12:55 AM (RUCKm)
Going to say one more time, trying to get a moron meetup together this summer for any other morons interested. I can be reached at TeeDee1 on Twitter and Peesypie at gmail.
Nite everyone!
Posted by: Theresa D at May 25, 2015 12:55 AM (Ez5Cr)
Sorry so late.
Posted by: Kalneva at May 25, 2015 12:53 AM (zo/PD)
ha...my kids are shocked...SHOCKED...that I have that album.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:55 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Kalneva at May 25, 2015 12:55 AM (zo/PD)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:56 AM (vEFTc)
meetup together this summer for any other morons interested. I can be
reached at TeeDee1 on Twitter and Peesypie at gmail.
Nite everyone!
Posted by: Theresa D at May 25, 2015 12:55 AM (Ez5Cr)
Good luck with that. I'll actually be in FL that day, should have a new grand-daughter by then. Probably red-headed, and named for the grandmama that she will never know.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:57 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Kalneva at May 25, 2015 12:57 AM (zo/PD)
****slinks away****
Posted by: Theresa D at May 25, 2015 12:57 AM (Ez5Cr)
Yes ma'm. Oh yes indeedy.
And Deety has gone missing, too.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:57 AM (vEFTc)
Welcome to Zappos~!
YourSize -1
100k in stock
YourSize
0.0000 in stock
YourSize +1
200k in stock
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2015 12:58 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:58 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:58 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 12:58 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:57 AM (/2KMt)
Now I have a sadz.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:59 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2015 12:59 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Theresa D at May 25, 2015 12:59 AM (Ez5Cr)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 12:59 AM (/2KMt)
Kilt pics would help my sadz....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:00 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: DC in River City at May 25, 2015 12:34 AM (e+1S5)
********************
Yeah, he meets screendoor in a hurricane criteria.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 12:55 AM (RUCKm)
******************
so 405 plus what ever the fuck the smaller bumpers on the end are....
455 or 475 pounds
congrats, I'm still fuckin around in the 3's
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 01:00 AM (D0Tns)
I get a lower backache if I go without, ahem, attention too long, but I
can't say as I get any bad feelings down the hatch, so to speak. It's
just my back that gets to bothering me.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:56 AM (vEFTc)
It's really funny how often there are studies by male doctors about the healthful effects for females in getting laid regularly....
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 01:00 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Kalneva at May 25, 2015 01:00 AM (zo/PD)
****slinks away****
Posted by: Theresa D at May 25, 2015 12:57 AM (Ez5Cr)
****
No worries, your first post spelled it out way back upthread. Last time around here we had 3 regular posters and 3 lurkers show up. It was smallish but fun. Hoping to make it a larger group this time.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 25, 2015 01:01 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:59 AM (vEFTc)
I have a sadz she will never know her real grandmama...but I am happy to have Mrs Hades to share her with.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:01 AM (/2KMt)
Seriously?? He didn't ban her did he?
I haven't been on much, glad to know I've just been missing chique, and that she hasn't left.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:01 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 01:00 AM (T1005)
Yes, go out and enjoy your decadence, humans!
Posted by: HPV and other STDs at May 25, 2015 01:02 AM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 12:53 AM (9iR5/)
Here you go.
https://tinyurl.com/le4wy6w
The thesis of her book is that American strategy in WWII was in service to Soviet war aims. Deliberately.
That's because the Soviets had thoroughly penetrated the U.S. government by that time. The Roosevelt administration was crawling with Communist agents and fellow travelers.
***
Incidentally, she started out out writing about Muslim influence in our government in the present day, but got sidetracked.
Posted by: rickl at May 25, 2015 01:02 AM (sdi6R)
I was kind of curious about this Mrs Hades thing.
I've been gone longer than I thought.
Details? Mrs Hades because she's so hot, I trust?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:03 AM (vEFTc)
722
I get a lower backache if I go without, ahem, attention too long, but I
can't say as I get any bad feelings down the hatch, so to speak. It's
just my back that gets to bothering me.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:56 AM (vEFTc)
It's
really funny how often there are studies by male doctors about the
healthful effects for females in getting laid regularly....
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 01:00 AM (T1005)
.....then, again, there's always that one mouse study that shows decadence.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 01:03 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 01:00 AM (T1005)
Yeah, helping the brothers out. "No really honey, the endorphin rush will totally help your migraine"
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 01:03 AM (RUCKm)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:00 AM (vEFTc)
As you wish...
http://i1195.photobucket.com/albums/aa393/lpcard/100_1069_zpsbafa8c02.jpg
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:03 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: TexasJew at May 25, 2015 01:03 AM (epDn1)
Seriously?? He didn't ban her did he?
I haven't been on much, glad to know I've just been missing chique, and that she hasn't left.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:01 AM (vEFTc)
No he did not ban her.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 25, 2015 01:04 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 01:00 AM (T1005)
Laid well, yes, I do firmly believe that.
But a lifetime of being badly laid could turn a bitch into a raging Liberal, is all I'm sayin'.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:05 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:03 AM (vEFTc)
Yep.
Really because her students (elementary school teacher) can't say her last name so that's what they call her...and since she's Mrs Hades, I'm Mr Hades. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:05 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 01:06 AM (RUCKm)
Posted by: derit at May 24, 2015 11:20 PM (jT+gh)
Stick welding is a trip. I'm the first to admit that I'm not good at it, but I enjoy the Hell out of it. Welding of any kind is an empowering experience. I was about 10 years when my father taught me to weld using oxyacetylene.
Welding makes you the boss over metal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2015 01:06 AM (pjnob)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 12:49 AM
They could never have won it. However they could have staved off defeat, by forcing a stalemate. They just didn't have the resources, manpower or production to win it all, outright. The only way to even approach a win, would have to meant getting the bomb first. Even then, that would probably have resulted in extending the stalemate.
Yeah, the russians were well equipped and the germans poorly equipped in motor transport. However 2 factors could have mostly neutralized that. 1- Fall back on the best shortest defensive line and quit trying to man the enormous front closer to the volga. Dig in and fortify. Let the russians come to you. They had the means to do this. 2- The russians were not very innovative and imaginative on the offence. Such a strategy could have worked against the red army. Of course, such a plan would likely have been thwarted against the western allies, but it would have probably have worked against the russians long enough for the production factor to come into play.
They germans couldn't make more trucks and apc's. They had limted capacity to make vehicles and the more locations making those would have come at the cost of tanks etc. It was basically one or the other. Of corse there was some wiggle room, but generally speaking the germans had a low ceiling to work with in production. Hence why it was so important and could have been differently, with less wasted resources.
Posted by: otho at May 25, 2015 01:06 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2015 01:06 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 25, 2015 01:06 AM (OQ9R7)
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Rommel. Hitler killed f*cking Rommel.
What kind of egoistic fucktard would do that?
Well..., Hitler.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2015 12:14 AM (n6Nt0)
To be fair to Hitler [did I just write that?] Rommel was involved in a plot to kill him. If I recall my WWII history correctly, anyway. Ah, fuck it.
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at May 25, 2015 01:07 AM (4i1Wv)
Le Sigh.... the 'ettes and Mrs Hades are lucky lucky women!
And congratulations!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:07 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: otho at May 25, 2015 01:07 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:05 AM (vEFTc)
******
This one gets it.
Posted by: Gloria Steinem at May 25, 2015 01:07 AM (cIoI4)
And if, like Michelle, one's been badly laid *by* a liberal, I guess one just goes around with a permanent scowl
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 25, 2015 01:07 AM (AVEe1)
Why the fuck did I not come visit before I moved?? You create Paradise!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:39 AM (vEFTc)
You are still ALWAYS welcome if you ever come back this way! i am dreading the new drought restrictions on water. I have huge green lawns the horses graze on, and it looks like i am gonna be losing them to the drought in a little bit
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at May 25, 2015 01:08 AM (f858s)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 01:06 AM (RUCKm)
Yep, that's the Edzell tartan. The other one is solid black, Tactikilt.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:08 AM (/2KMt)
Thank you.
Posted by: Blano at May 25, 2015 12:11 AM (VJImz)
Ann Arbor is a whore.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 25, 2015 01:08 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2015 11:23 PM (n6Nt0)
They are needed for polar bear bait.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2015 01:08 AM (pjnob)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 25, 2015 01:08 AM (iuQS7)
Oh now that is just darling!!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:08 AM (vEFTc)
And baldilocks and chique d' afrique.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:58 AM (vEFTc)
baldilocks had a family situation and was actually selling a bunch of her stuff to strip down for it. She's a good soul, in times of trial. Chique pops in now and again, but is too busy IRL to be as much of a regular as she has been. I don't remember where or when or under what circumstances, but Chique threw a pic out one time that makes me smile just vaguely remembering -- she was in some sort of parka (so, no, it isn't that kind of picture), but she was the happiest person in the room.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 01:09 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Martin at May 25, 2015 01:09 AM (q/p8C)
Posted by: DC in River City at May 25, 2015 01:09 AM (e+1S5)
-Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 25, 2015 01:08 AM (iuQS7)
I did. He really got into that pitch, too! lol.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 25, 2015 01:09 AM (OQ9R7)
And all for naught, because cutting residential water will have ZERO effect on the drought.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:10 AM (vEFTc)
-Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 25, 2015 01:08 AM (iuQS7)
I did. He really got into that pitch, too! lol.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 25, 2015 01:09 AM (OQ9R7)
And all the people said AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:11 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2015 01:06 AM (pjnob)
I used to be able to do the gas welding pretty good, not so much with the stick.
Le Sigh.... the 'ettes and Mrs Hades are lucky lucky women!
And congratulations!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:07 AM (vEFTc)
aw shucks... *blushes*...and thanks, but I'm the lucky one. I just knew I was going to be alone, I had had my share and that was it...and then, out of a clear blue sky...that's how it happens sometimes.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:11 AM (/2KMt)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7Qfqle_2Bs
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 25, 2015 01:11 AM (AVEe1)
Emphasis added for accuracy.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 25, 2015 01:09 AM
Accurate, but redundant
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 01:11 AM (RUCKm)
Thank you.
Posted by: Blano at May 25, 2015 12:11 AM (VJImz)
Ann Arbor is a whore.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 25, 2015 01:08 AM (+YMhA)
Muck Fichigan.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 25, 2015 01:11 AM (zt+N6)
Turns out, wrangling mine has fitted him properly for a career.
Who knew?
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 25, 2015 01:12 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 01:12 AM (D0Tns)
RIP genghis
Posted by: TexasJew at May 25, 2015 01:03 AM (epDn1)
HEAR, HEAR!!!! *clinks glass to monitor frame*
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 01:12 AM (T1005)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 25, 2015 01:07 AM (AVEe1)
Ever been to Walmart????
Posted by: FCF at May 25, 2015 01:12 AM (kejii)
attention too long, but I can't say as I get any bad feelings down the
hatch, so to speak. It's just my back that gets to bothering me.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 12:56 AM (vEFTc)
Your back hurts so bad you've got to lie down and put your feet up.
Behind your ears.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2015 01:13 AM (eRksv)
Well crap, did she do a GoFundMe so we can help out?!
I remember seeing a pic of Chique somewhere and she is gorgeous. I seem to recall her having charge of a young nephew, now that you mention it, so yes, she's probably too busy for the likes of us!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:13 AM (vEFTc)
Welding makes you the boss over metal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2015 01:06 AM (pjnob)
I really need to buy a house out somewhere I can set up a forge.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2015 01:14 AM (eRksv)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:14 AM (/2KMt)
Holy Shit! I can't believe I read that. And understood it. Bravo!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2015 01:15 AM (pjnob)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 01:12 AM (D0Tns)
Fuck that asshole is what I think. Can't wait for January of 2017.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:16 AM (/2KMt)
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According to every history I've read, Rommel was tangentially aware of the plot, but didn't endorse it. By the same token, he didn't prevent it. By that time of the war, any general worth his stars knew that the war was lost. Just the fact that he didn't tell anyone of the rumors of the plot was enough to condemn him to death.
People who knew, but didn't expose the plot to the SS or the Gestapo were hung by piano wire, with their pants pulled down around their ankles and their deaths were filmed for Hitler.
That kind of suffocation causes erections. That's why they were filmed for Hitler, I guess. The final Nazi salute.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 01:16 AM (9iR5/)
She lifted his kiltie and what did she see
She lifted his kiltie and what did she see
A wang a wang
It was long as yer arm and thick as yer wrist
With a knob on the end the size of yer fist
She lifted his kiltie and what did she see
A wang a wang
Posted by: Groundskeeper Willie at May 25, 2015 01:16 AM (FkgZk)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 25, 2015 01:16 AM (XrHO0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxY6YitjNM0
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 25, 2015 01:17 AM (AVEe1)
(to bagpipe accompaniment, of course)
Don't know where ye've been lad, but I see ye won first prize...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:17 AM (/2KMt)
election for bushithead in 2000 we now have 5,000 more graves to put
flowers on.
Posted by: captain*arizona at May 25, 2015 01:17 AM (R/NUc)
Why don't you go fuck yourself right in the skull sockets you sucker of barbed satan cocks.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:18 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2015 01:18 AM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2015 01:18 AM (QyBQv)
I am trying so hard to think of a reply that will not violate the rules of TMI.
Hmmmm.
On my back, in a bed is my least favorite. I like plenty of room and much change of scenery.
I like my man to work at it, ya know?? I never let him off easy!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:18 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 25, 2015 01:18 AM (JO9+V)
Ring-Ding-Diddle-Iddle-Aye-Dee-Oh!
Ring-Dye-Diddly-Aye-Oh!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 25, 2015 01:19 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:19 AM (/2KMt)
I am trying so hard to think of a reply that will not violate the rules of TMI.
Hmmmm.
On my back, in a bed is my least favorite. I like plenty of room and much change of scenery.
I like my man to work at it, ya know?? I never let him off easy!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:18 AM (vEFTc)
Sooo the back seat of a Volkswagen is out the.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 25, 2015 01:20 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2015 01:14 AM (
Cough. Near Gushie. Cough. There might be another enticement nearby wink wink nudge nudge
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 01:20 AM (RUCKm)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 25, 2015 01:20 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 01:20 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:18 AM (vEFTc)
*types*
*deletes*
*types*
*deletes*
it's better this way....
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:21 AM (/2KMt)
attention too long, but I can't say as I get any bad feelings down the
hatch, so to speak. It's just my back that gets to bothering me.
Posted by: Tammy
not to go full Rippetoe on this but if you can get to a body weight dead lift you can kill 2 birds with one stone
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 01:21 AM (D0Tns)
****
Awesome. Captain Shithead has arrived and forgotten that Gore legitimately lost and Dems in a majority voted for the War. It's lovely to have someone here to take a shit on the true reason for this Holiday.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 25, 2015 01:22 AM (cIoI4)
You do realize, that per the Florida state constitution at the time, the vote was required to be certified on a specific date? Regardless of what stage the counting of the votes was? All the SC did was Florida state constitution told them to do.
Idiot.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:22 AM (vEFTc)
Hey Tami.
Hey everyone else.
I made the mistake of looking at the video of the refinery in Baiji, and I'm trying my damnedest not to lose my fucking mind thinking of the guys my unit lost while protecting that shithole.
"Happy" Memorial Day indeed.
Later on, I will make my way to Ft Hood and pay my respects to friends at the 4th ID Memorial. And apologize.
Fuck every motherfucker with a syphilitic goat that voted for the SCOAMT.
And fuck Odierno, who was the CG of the men and women who died in Baiji between 2003-2004, yet is totes fine letting their memory get shat on.
*pours 7th or 8th shot*
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 25, 2015 01:22 AM (OsWis)
So I've seen bits here and there that Obama sent war material to
anti-Asad groups that turned into ISIS, what does the horde think?
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 01:12 AM (D0Tns)
Think? Obama being an idiot, an anti-American ideologue, and a traitor is hardly news at this point -- what's there to think?
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 01:22 AM (T1005)
See, you could do it without going too far!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 01:22 AM (RUCKm)
Behind your ears.
I am DC and I approve this message. For America. And the middle class.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 25, 2015 01:23 AM (e+1S5)
not to go full Rippetoe on this but if you can get to a body weight dead lift you can kill 2 birds with one stone
I have no idea what that means, Jake, although I get the gist of it, I think.
But WTF is a Rippetoe??
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:23 AM (vEFTc)
Hmmmm.
On my back, in a bed is my least favorite. I like plenty of room and much change of scenery.
I like my man to work at it, ya know?? I never let him off easy!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:18 AM (vEFTc)
\
The nice thing about a well-constructed barn: bales of hay, and plenty of rafters to support ropes and other equipment as necessary.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2015 01:23 AM (eRksv)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 01:23 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 25, 2015 01:23 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2015 01:24 AM (QyBQv)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 25, 2015 01:24 AM (AVEe1)
Hey sweet lady. Be good to yourself this weekend, okay? And thank you for everything you do, and have done.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:24 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 01:24 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2015 11:44 PM (RUCKm)
Matterhorn erupt? Blasphemy! It isn't a fucking* volcano.
*in honor of the evening
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2015 01:24 AM (pjnob)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 01:20 AM (RUCKm)
LOL. Land is too pricey in Cali, and it's full of crazies. I have looked at Nevada and Arizona, but nothing comes up job-wise.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2015 01:24 AM (eRksv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2015 01:24 AM (QyBQv)
The only recount that would have given Gore the win was the recount that he absolutely did not want done.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 25, 2015 01:25 AM (zt+N6)
You know me soooooo well.
And damn your future political career for robbing the world of a great writer...
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:25 AM (vEFTc)
Wanna link to a hot Marine to cheer you up?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 01:25 AM (RUCKm)
It's about the men and women who are not here.
It's about the men and women who died so fuckfaces like c*a can spout off bullshit lies.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 25, 2015 01:26 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:22 AM (vEFTc)
You do realize you are putting too much effort into this, right? "Fuck yourself in the skull sockets" is all the reply this eater of excrement deserves.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:26 AM (/2KMt)
And damn your future political career for robbing the world of a great writer...
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:25 AM (vEFTc)
I doubt I have a future political career. Perhaps one day I'll write about a blacksmith with a taste for making chains...
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2015 01:27 AM (eRksv)
What I'd really like is to wrap my hands around fuckers like c*a and just squeeze.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 25, 2015 01:27 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 01:22 AM (RUCKm)
I did good, huh?
I feel all smug and shit.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:27 AM (vEFTc)
Mark Rippetoe. Author of Starting Strength. And several other books that will change the way you look at fitness. How that relates to orgasms, I have no clue.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 25, 2015 01:27 AM (e+1S5)
okay not at Fapplebee's anymore, went home, watched some Big Bang Theory reruns, etc.
sorry bebe and gushie, I love ya both, but pretty much nothing would get me to move back to Crazyfornia
Posted by: chemjeff at May 25, 2015 01:27 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 01:09 AM (T1005)
Well crap, did she do a GoFundMe so we can help out?!
I remember seeing a pic of Chique somewhere and she is gorgeous. I
seem to recall her having charge of a young nephew, now that you mention
it, so yes, she's probably too busy for the likes of us!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:13 AM (vEFTc)
baldilocks had a website that I haven't visited in an embarrassingly long time (since she was dropping by here). You might look for it. I have so much respect for that lady, you cannot imagine.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 01:28 AM (T1005)
Best lifting coach around (IMO), out of Wichita Falls, TX. And a staunch conservative btw.
Posted by: Alamo at May 25, 2015 01:28 AM (2c2+E)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 25, 2015 01:22 AM (OsWis)
Right there with ya. *downs shot*
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:28 AM (/2KMt)
My thought is that perhaps it will send him off to Google and get some fucking knowledge put to him about what actually happened, as opposed to the lies he's been fed.
I hold out no real hope, but I try and educate where I can.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:29 AM (vEFTc)
google Rippetoe or Starting Strength, this is change your life stuff tho
being stronger will change your life overall, but on a side note you can f*ck better when stronger too
gotta piss, brb
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 01:29 AM (D0Tns)
Better bind his arms behind him first. Seems like one of those "erotic asphyxiation" types.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 25, 2015 01:29 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 25, 2015 01:29 AM (2XMpf)
Ah, thank you!
Of course, now I am not quite as sure I understood what jake meant.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:30 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 25, 2015 01:30 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 25, 2015 01:30 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:30 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:29 AM (vEFTc)
You are so sweet.
1. Ya can't fix stupid
b. You can't reason someone out of a position they never reasoned themselves into.
III fuck all lefties in the skull sockets. It's all they deserve.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:30 AM (/2KMt)
The completely fucked up thing about this? Nasrallah, of Hezbollah fame, has pledged his fighters to Assad. Which means that in a really whacked out way, he is an ally of Israel. Because if Assad and Syria fall, ISIS has a common border with Lebanon, and ISIS becomes an enemy of both.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 01:30 AM (9iR5/)
so when were you gonna show her the bodies in the basement?
Posted by: chemjeff at May 25, 2015 01:30 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 25, 2015 01:30 AM (zt+N6)
You can take all the showers you want. They're just gonna be group showers.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2015 01:31 AM (eRksv)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:26 AM (/2KMt)
*****
When weak ass Douchebags like this show up, they provide an outlet. I go with it, cuz gotta vent sometimes.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 25, 2015 01:31 AM (XrHO0)
MIA, lately, Peaches.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2015 01:18 AM (QyBQv)
I met with Peaches about 3 months ago. Serious family health issue (prayers are appropriate) that she may have mentioned way upblog (like 2 months). Ordinarily, I'd offer to ping her, but these are not ordinary times.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 01:32 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 25, 2015 01:30 AM (OsWis)
Thanks, it was a long time coming. And FWIW...I hope you find happiness yourself. You deserve it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:32 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 01:33 AM (RUCKm)
been a ranch hand (Wyoming)and a deck hand (Florida)...both groups love
the song.
And fly fishing.
Posted by: Drewbicle at May 24, 2015 11:52 PM (iGiss)
It's a perennial favorite here in Alberta, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2015 01:33 AM (pjnob)
Posted by: Kalneva at May 25, 2015 01:33 AM (zo/PD)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 25, 2015 01:33 AM (iuQS7)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 25, 2015 01:34 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 25, 2015 01:30 AM (2XMpf)
I don't know if she's [quite Moron(ette) material or not...but she is coming to the NoVaMoMe with me.
After that...well, who knows. I do know her dad digs wells. 200 feet deep, or so he tells me. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:34 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 01:34 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 25, 2015 01:34 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: the cenobites at May 25, 2015 01:35 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 25, 2015 01:35 AM (cIoI4)
I see... so sounds like, you have to be on your best behavior otherwise nobody sees GGE again?
Posted by: chemjeff at May 25, 2015 01:36 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 25, 2015 01:36 AM (nSOh+)
Didn't I see you floating in the toilet bowl just a minute ago?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:36 AM (/2KMt)
Hey cooth.
Hey Tami.
Hey everyone else.
I made the mistake of looking at the video of the refinery in Baiji,
and I'm trying my damnedest not to lose my fucking mind thinking of the
guys my unit lost while protecting that shithole.
"Happy" Memorial Day indeed.
Later on, I will make my way to Ft Hood and pay my respects to friends at the 4th ID Memorial. And apologize.
Fuck every motherfucker with a syphilitic goat that voted for the SCOAMT.
And fuck Odierno, who was the CG of the men and women who died in
Baiji between 2003-2004, yet is totes fine letting their memory get shat
on.
*pours 7th or 8th shot*
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 25, 2015 01:22 AM (OsWis)
Hello, sweetie!
Current plans are quite on the Western Front. I'm sure you know this, but just confirming.
And don't I fookin' know it. Every inch was taken and secured with a purpose, at great cost -- now the purpose is to mock the cost. It's vomitworthy.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 01:36 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 25, 2015 01:36 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 25, 2015 01:36 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 01:29
Thank you for sharing!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 01:36 AM (RUCKm)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 25, 2015 01:37 AM (iuQS7)
Strokin', strokin', strokin'
Keep that chicken chokin'
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 25, 2015 01:37 AM (UVfht)
AS IF!
I was a ballroom dancer, went dancing three times a week and did weekend competitions for over twenty years. I've got legs for days and stamina and flexibility that won't quit. I also belly dance and can do things with my hips that would get me banned for describing.
Thor and I have been fucking since 1988 and I have had no complaints thus far, thankyouverymuch.
Having said all that, my upper body strength ain't what it could be!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:38 AM (vEFTc)
I hope a little mission brief is scheduled. Make sure she knows "because fuck you, that's why" is a perfectly valid answer to a question. Any question, really.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 25, 2015 01:38 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 25, 2015 01:36 AM (2XMpf)
I told him "That sounds like it might be useful. We'll have to talk later...after I make a trip to San Diego" (where Mrs Hades' ex lives). He laughed and shook my hand.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:38 AM (/2KMt)
that Sunni/Shia thing is going to go off the Rictor scale.
The Israelis will have to nuke someone eventually , but after the butt-ward is out of office
HI NSA, you know where to find me, your boss is a butt-wart
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 01:38 AM (D0Tns)
oh no, that is awful. i hope she is doing okay.
Posted by: chemjeff at May 25, 2015 01:38 AM (2XMpf)
sure she knows "because fuck you, that's why" is a perfectly valid
answer to a question. Any question, really.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 25, 2015 01:38 AM (e+1S5)
She has been informed of "The Moron Way" but it's up to her if it takes or not. So far she hasn't run away screaming, so there is hope.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:40 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 01:40 AM (RUCKm)
May she be blessed with Strength and Resolve in the face of thuggery and betrayal ...
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 25, 2015 01:41 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:41 AM (/2KMt)
For those who came before me.
To all those whose sacrifice should be solemnly remembered, and greatly appreciated.
-To all Americans who sacrifice.
...and Today, for those who have given the Ultimate Sacrifice.
I raise a glass to anyone who wants, more than life itself to preserve the Constitution of these great United States of America.
-Here's to those Patriots.
-Here's to Freedom.
-Here's to Liberty.
-Here's to Justice.
...may we fight to see them again in our time.
*drinks*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 25, 2015 01:42 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 01:42 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 25, 2015 01:42 AM (OsWis)
Well, you'd be the expert there, amirite? Because you seem to be one who brought it up.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:42 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:43 AM (/2KMt)
*drinks*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 25, 2015 01:42 AM (OQ9R7)
*raises tea mug, drinks*
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 25, 2015 01:43 AM (iuQS7)
Oh hell, Maet aint gonna ban no one for fucking with the troll.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:43 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 01:36 AM (RUCKm)
**************
luv you guys......
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 01:43 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:44 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:44 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 25, 2015 01:44 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 25, 2015 01:44 AM (JO9+V)
***
*ponders, taps chin*
Suppose you tell us about the stuff you can do that maayyy not result in an an embanning? You know, just for the sake of conjecture and all.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 25, 2015 01:44 AM (3F6F8)
Cooth, have you heard anything more from Deety? That was a pretty scary update the other night.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 25, 2015 01:33 AM (iuQS7)
I don't know if I've seen a Deety update. Right now, I have NO uncompromised emails -- in or out. Any email you get from me probably is from my attacker, every email you send me is read by him and likely not me. Casa de Cthulhu is close to complete lockdown.
But I'm safer today than I was yesterday, and I'll be safer tomorrow.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 01:44 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:45 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:45 AM (/2KMt)
I'm down in Portland visiting family. I got to go ballroom dancing last weekend and danced west coast swing last night!
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2015 01:45 AM (eRksv)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:45 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 01:44 AM (T1005)
Need help? Support?
ammo?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:46 AM (/2KMt)
JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:46 AM (vEFTc)
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/327182.php
You gotta scroll down though I couldn't isolate the pic to link directly.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 01:46 AM (RUCKm)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 25, 2015 01:46 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at May 25, 2015 01:46 AM (4i1Wv)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 25, 2015 01:47 AM (iuQS7)
---------
We are going to see a religious war the likes have not been seen since the Great Crusades.
The Soviets (since Putin they are still the Soviets) will continue to back Assad to a point. They may switch to the Egyptians since the US has backed off.
The US under the current and maybe future administration probably won't back Israel.
Saudi Arabia may get a bomb from Pakistan in response to the JEF giving Iran the bomb.
Iraq, a British invention, is no longer a nation state. It's done. Yemen is soon to be an Iranian satellite. The Saudi's may soon find themselves surrounded.
Egypt and Jordan may seek some type of an alliance with Israel because nukes.
We could be looking at a Hundred Years War, but with nukes hanging in the background.
This will not end well if the US does nothing.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 01:48 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: the cenobites at May 25, 2015 01:48 AM (AVEe1)
Bad cold that would not quit. Aleave & MucinexDM have been very close companions ...
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 25, 2015 01:48 AM (nSOh+)
I don't know if I've seen a Deety update. Right
now, I have NO uncompromised emails -- in or out. Any email you get from
me probably is from my attacker, every email you send me is read by him
and likely not me. Casa de Cthulhu is close to complete lockdown.
But I'm safer today than I was yesterday, and I'll be safer tomorrow.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 01:44 AM (T1005)
yikes, isn't there anything that can be done? encryption? proxies?
Posted by: chemjeff at May 25, 2015 01:48 AM (2XMpf)
***
Take a spritz. You smell like old cum and need a vinegar bath.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 25, 2015 01:48 AM (3F6F8)
JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:46 AM (vEFTc)
Heh. I need to get some private lessons starting next month. I'm visiting Gushie and Bebe in late July and my dancing skills may be put to the test.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2015 01:49 AM (eRksv)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:49 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:49 AM (/2KMt)
But I'm safer today than I was yesterday, and I'll be safer tomorrow.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 01:44 AM (T1005)
Need help? Support?
ammo?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:46 AM (/2KMt)
Time.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 01:50 AM (T1005)
Like mother like son, no?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:50 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2015 01:50 AM (eRksv)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:50 AM (vEFTc)
drinking or Bar-B-Q sauce ?
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 25, 2015 01:50 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:51 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:52 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 01:52 AM (9iR5/)
We could be looking at a Hundred Years War, but with nukes hanging in the background.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 01:48 AM (9iR5/)/i]
I'm pretty sure sure it won't last 100 years if nukes are involved.
Posted by: rickl at May 25, 2015 01:52 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl at May 25, 2015 01:53 AM (sdi6R)
Like mother like son, no?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:50 AM (vEFTc)
******
Yep, and screw apologizing to this fucking Commie POS.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 25, 2015 01:53 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2015 01:53 AM (eRksv)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:50 AM
No no, never apologize to the troll!!!!!! If you really feel that bad about something you said, make it ... um...up to Thor.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 01:53 AM (RUCKm)
Posted by: rickl at May 25, 2015 01:53 AM (sdi6R)
AT LAST I KNOW!
Lawsy. So delicious. I love a man with chest hair.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:54 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 01:54 AM (9iR5/)
Depends on the bourbon. Beam: 1:1. Woodford: 5:0. Buffalo Trace: 3:1.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 25, 2015 01:54 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 25, 2015 01:50 AM (nSOh+)
Well, lets say, hypothetical situation and all, you just moved your girl in and she's sick now so you're spending what you just knew would be snuggle time online with a bunch of roonz/roonettez...hypothetically speaking...what would the acceptable ratio be in such a hypothetical situation? Hypothetically speaking?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:54 AM (/2KMt)
And all for naught, because cutting residential water will have ZERO effect on the drought.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:10 AM (vEFTc)
i am convinced those assholes in Sacramento hate me personally for my green grass, my trees, my horses and my happiness. So they wont be happy till they spoil it. For me and everyone else with a nice garden, fruit trees and a lawn.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at May 25, 2015 01:54 AM (f858s)
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 01:54 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 01:54 AM (9iR5/)
I didn't even mean it, it just sounded smart alecky and funny, but it was rude and I'm sorry I said it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:55 AM (vEFTc)
personally for my green grass, my trees, my horses and my happiness. So
they wont be happy till they spoil it. For me and everyone else with a
nice garden, fruit trees and a lawn.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at May 25, 2015 01:54 AM (f858s)
You need to leave that state and never look back.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2015 01:55 AM (eRksv)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:54 AM
WHAT? You know who that is? TELL! TELL!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 01:55 AM (RUCKm)
Of which you happen to be one.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 25, 2015 01:56 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: DC in River City at May 25, 2015 01:54 AM (e+1S5)
Elijah Craig. Just reaching its teen years.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:56 AM (/2KMt)
They would allow you to hand it all over to some underprivileged yutes or illegals, though.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:57 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 01:57 AM (RUCKm)
The only drawback is that when SF has no more water, like locusts they'll move to the next place that they can destroy.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 01:57 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 01:54 AM (TEpA2)
Hail and welcome! Good to see you!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:57 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 25, 2015 01:56 AM (UVfht)
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:57 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:38 AM (vEFTc)
Dear Tammy,
We go way back. I'm not trying to be a jack-wagon, you know that. But if you can get a body weight squat and dead-lift and a half body weight bench press and overhead press you;ll be able to 'grind' better.
and better is always better
Rippetoe changed my life, I just want to share that with everyone.
Now if you can get Thor to get to a 2x body weight Squat and Dead-lift, a body weight bench and press, you will thank me
best,
Jake
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 01:57 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 01:55 AM (RUCKm)
Well shit, I thought you meant it was DC!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:58 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:55 AM (vEFTc)
***
As the best part of it ran down said Momma's leg, I see no further reason to even address it.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 25, 2015 01:58 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 01:59 AM (TEpA2)
If I were sick BubbaQ would cheer me up ...
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 25, 2015 01:59 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 01:57 AM (9iR5/)
I am a bad man and going to Hell, I know this, but I can find no fucks to give. To quote the little hairy green dude, "Made their bed, they have, lay in it they must."
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 01:59 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 02:00 AM (TEpA2)
I don't know if I've seen a Deety update. Right
now, I have NO uncompromised emails -- in or out. Any email you get from
me probably is from my attacker, every email you send me is read by him
and likely not me. Casa de Cthulhu is close to complete lockdown.
But I'm safer today than I was yesterday, and I'll be safer tomorrow.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 01:44 AM (T1005)
yikes, isn't there anything that can be done? encryption? proxies?
Posted by: chemjeff at May 25, 2015 01:48 AM (2XMpf)
If there's something to be done, you can assume that I'm doing it. I may be slow, but I'm not completely stupid. This is going to take months to sort out.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 02:00 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 01:59 AM (TEpA2)
Me, too. Soon!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 02:00 AM (/2KMt)
I waffle between simple prayer for those without knowledge and berating them.
The Horde does a good job of "advising while berating", so I try to stay away from allowing my base instincts to maul idiocy.
...but I'm only Human.
Bless you for your kindness.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 25, 2015 02:00 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: DC in River City at May 25, 2015 02:01 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:58 AM
Nope, still unknown 'Ron. I'm leaning toward it actually being CDR M, even though I coulda sworn he said it wasn't him.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:01 AM (RUCKm)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 01:50 AM (T1005)
I really don't like the sound of this.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:52 AM (vEFTc)
I'm not too fond of it either.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 02:02 AM (T1005)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2015 02:02 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 25, 2015 02:03 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 02:03 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2015 02:02 AM (uctT+)
Former regular who passed away.
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 02:03 AM (TEpA2)
We go way back. I'm not trying to be a jack-wagon, you know that.
Jake, honey, I'm just playing with you! I know you are not and were not trying to be an asshole!
Belly dancers grind purty good, though, even if we can't squat deadweight half lifts.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:04 AM (vEFTc)
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2015 02:02 AM (uctT+)
Ghengis was an ex-COB that was the "founder" of the ONT.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 25, 2015 02:04 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 25, 2015 02:05 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 02:05 AM (T1005)
1 Last longer (yes, that does mean what you think it means)
2 Drink more
3 Snark better
All skills that I would have enjoyed in my prime. Youth truly is wasted on the young.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 02:05 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 25, 2015 01:58 AM (XrHO0)
OMG, I laughed. I admit it, I did laugh.
Out Loud, even.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:06 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2015 02:06 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 02:06 AM (TEpA2)
Tomorrow (today) morning is gonna suck.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 25, 2015 02:06 AM (e+1S5)
Well hell. I WANT TO KNOW!
And yes, TJ, Genghis is gone.
Did you used to have another similar nic? (To TJ I mean,not Genghis)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:07 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 25, 2015 02:07 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:07 AM (RUCKm)
942 Well shit, I thought you meant it was DC!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 01:58 AM
Nope, still unknown 'Ron. I'm leaning toward it actually being CDR M, even though I coulda sworn he said it wasn't him.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:01 AM (RUCKm)
Bebe can attest that there's one 'ron it Could Not Be -- 'cause, no cthulhu t-shirt.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 02:07 AM (T1005)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 02:08 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2015 02:06 AM (uctT+)
several months ago, I believe
Posted by: chemjeff at May 25, 2015 02:09 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 25, 2015 02:09 AM (OQ9R7)
>>755 RIP genghis
>>Posted by: TexasJew
Again, I have to ask, what was this is reference to?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2015 02:02 AM (uctT+)
Genghis -- the cob that originated the ONT -- recently passed away.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 02:09 AM (T1005)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2015 02:09 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 02:09 AM (TEpA2)
I live in my own little world, when men are still the leaders.
Great big ol' muscled, hairy chested sumbitches, who are smart and wicked funny. I call them Morons and I love them
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:10 AM (vEFTc)
Idaho is mother-fuckin full, tell everyone you know.
serious
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 02:10 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 25, 2015 02:10 AM (iuQS7)
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 02:10 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 02:10 AM (/2KMt)
Out Loud, even.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:06 AM (vEFTc)
***
*Takes off hat and bows*
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 25, 2015 02:11 AM (3F6F8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upnTg2GPgTM
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 25, 2015 02:11 AM (AVEe1)
Ah, crap, child...go lie down. There will be other nights.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:11 AM (vEFTc)
Are we sure it wasn't NCRef? ALthough you'd know. so I guess not.
Well hell. I WANT TO KNOW!
And yes, TJ, Genghis is gone.
Did you used to have another similar nic? (To TJ I mean,not Genghis)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:07 AM (vEFTc)
NCRef is the only 'ron the fiancee has met IRL that I have not.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 02:11 AM (T1005)
Surely the good Commander would not have told a lie?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:13 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 02:13 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:07
When CDR M taunted us with the re-post of that pic on anther ONT, I went through that whole thread & listed the denials. NC Ref was on the denial list. CDR M however, was NOT. I think it's CDR M.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:13 AM (RUCKm)
Don't know if Genghis served, but he's remembered none the less.
And, of course, for all those that served, one civilian's thanks sent.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2015 02:13 AM (uctT+)
No, no, tis I who should curtsy to you!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:13 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:04 AM (vEFTc)
that is a side ways heart, if you lean right.
look at my internet right stuff !!!
!!!
eleventy
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 02:13 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 02:14 AM (/2KMt)
Okay, I am sure it's him, then. I thought he had denied it.
By God, I am going to have to insist on another pic, so we can be sure the original wasn't a Photoshop.
INSIST, I tell you!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:15 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:16 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 02:16 AM (D0Tns)
serious
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 02:10
Hah. My massage therapist went skiing in Jackson Hole. Said whoever said "the odds are good, but the goods are odd" wasnt kidding. And she likes testosterone laden men.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:17 AM (RUCKm)
wedding dresses wedding dress wedding gowns bridesmaid dresses bridesmaid dress
Posted by: royalmewigs at May 25, 2015 02:17 AM (jlhet)
I knowed what you was intendin'!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:19 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 02:19 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:11 AM
Not with you here girlie, don't see you too often. Not leaving till I'm ready to hurl.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:19 AM (RUCKm)
I am doing that wheezy laugh thing over here....seriously, you are THE BEST!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:20 AM (vEFTc)
So I bid you all a Good Night and a Pleasant Tomorrow!
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 25, 2015 02:20 AM (OQ9R7)
Great big ol' muscled, hairy chested sumbitches, who are smart and wicked funny. I call them Morons and I love them
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:10 AM (vEFTc)
****
As one those, I agree in theory.
However, your feelings harken back to a time when these guys were honorable. That time is, sadly, long gone and is likely never to return.
I firmly believe that even if a gun totin knuckledragger like me could somehow get elected in this climate, I would either have to change or quit. My views would not be welcome.
I had a lot more to add to that, but why bother?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 25, 2015 02:20 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Alamo at May 25, 2015 02:21 AM (2c2+E)
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 02:21 AM (TEpA2)
OMG I am so stealing that one!
I'll be calling it a night here shortly; I am tired and I can hear Thor stirring downstairs, so he will be up soon.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:22 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 02:22 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:22 AM (vEFTc)
If I had a selfie to post, that would finish the job.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 25, 2015 02:22 AM (UVfht)
INSIST, I tell you!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:15 AM
Well DC is still here. And drinking. I think if you insist he post a shirtless pic, we just might get one.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:22 AM (RUCKm)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 02:23 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 25, 2015 02:23 AM (iuQS7)
serious
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 02:10''
What you should be saying is it's empty. Nothing as far as the eye can see. No Starbucks, no Whole Foods...nothing...just...empty...
'course Nevada would be fooked...but whatchagonnadoaboutit...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 02:23 AM (/2KMt)
I am gonna channel my inner irongrampa and say we have to keep trying!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:23 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:24 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 02:25 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 25, 2015 02:22 AM (
Awwwww.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:26 AM (RUCKm)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:22 AM (RUCKm)
Oh he's a fucking pricktease.
Wait, wait I mean a pussy tease.
Clit taunter??!
What I mean is, he ain't gonna post no cheesecake, any ore than what he already has, which was delightful, to be sure.
Because Cougar.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:26 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:27 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25,
Too late, Hairy Reed is their senator
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:28 AM (RUCKm)
https://youtu.be/SXW-sL5gzHQ
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 02:28 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:27 AM (vEFTc)
Let's explain the basics of hockey...
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 02:28 AM (TEpA2)
You need to leave that state and never look back.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2015 01:55 AM (eRksv)
hey i would totally move to Texas and my dad would even go with me, and of course, Grimmy, But MOM WONT GO. She likes her house at the beach and shes determined shes gonna die here with her friends and her things. There are some days i think that she refuses just to be stubborn and deny dad and I a source of stress relief. BeBe got to meet my russian business partner this spring when they brought the stallion over. That was a trip. Grimm and Bebe now understands so much more about me, having met my crazy/genius vodka drinking partner in crime. Hes in Texas and i could live out there and have ready made family outside Seguin. But NOOOOoooooOOOO. Mom refuses to move and i can leave my elderly frail parents on their own in crazyville.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at May 25, 2015 02:29 AM (f858s)
And I'd love to see your... wait, you're married.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 25, 2015 02:29 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:23 AM (vEFTc)
***
Like you, I love the IG posts. I am at a point where it is well nigh unto impossible to feel the same way. I have been trying since 1992.
I am 52, and wish I felt better about this. I just can't.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 25, 2015 02:29 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 25, 2015 02:29 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:17 AM (RUCKm)
Bebe, Jackson Hole is in Wyoming and is basically the Sun Valley of Wyoming.
Not that I have not gotten drunk in Jackson and sniffed up.......
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 02:31 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:31 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:31 AM (vEFTc)
Decisions, decisions...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 02:31 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 25, 2015 02:32 AM (e/33/)
When push comes to shove, I will fight it til I draw my last breath.
I won't go down easy, even if, God forbid, it's inevitable.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:33 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:26 AM
That's what he says. I told him repeatedly to post a nice shirtless pic that went from waist to shoulders, just like mystery 'Ron. Oh no he says, cougar will bobbit me. Then he goes & posts his face? Wtf, the mystery 'Ron is totally G rated. He couldn't give up a G rated shirtless pic after all the cupcakes, whipped cream & pudding the 'ettes have given him. Grumble grumble. Ingrate. Grumble grumble
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:33 AM (RUCKm)
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 02:33 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:33 AM (vEFTc)
BTW, when I posted about 'ettes of distinction, I meant it. Ettes who
encouraged me to make my first post, without knowing it. Ettes who are
respected and not to be messed with.
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 02:25 AM (TEpA2)
Ummmm......'ettes are 'ettes, whether they sign-on here or not. I don't think the fiancee exactly carries a mattress around to pretend that she's helpless and weak.
But we love the ones who play with the boys, knowing they are girls and boys are boys.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 02:34 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:34 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:34 AM (vEFTc)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:35 AM (RUCKm)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 25, 2015 02:35 AM (e/33/)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 02:31 AM (/2KMt)
**************
go for shit , bro
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 02:36 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:33 AM
Giggle
Snort
Types
Deletes
: P
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:36 AM (RUCKm)
And with that, my dumplings, I think I'll say good night.
I thank God daily for you dear peeps. You are the fucking Bomb Diggity.
And God bless and keep those who died protecting us.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:36 AM (vEFTc)
Seems to be ok here. No smoldering ruins anyway. Over a thousand posts. Damn. Busy little morons I see.
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at May 25, 2015 02:37 AM (syGA0)
here or not. I don't think the fiancee exactly carries a mattress around
to pretend that she's helpless and weak.
But we love the ones who play with the boys, knowing they are girls and boys are boys.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 02:34 AM (T1005)
Mattressgirl is a sociopath at this point.
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 02:37 AM (TEpA2)
1040
Hey Tammy! Bebes! Gushka!
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 25, 2015 02:35 AM (e/33/)
hey PG i have really missed seeing you here at night!
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at May 25, 2015 02:37 AM (f858s)
But are YOU married, Blanco??
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:31 AM (vEFTc)
I've actually met Blanco IRL, and I would have thought the distinctive robes would have caused more comment -- but he kept waving his hand and saying, "these are not the clothes you're looking for" while others nodded along......
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 02:38 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 02:38 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:33 AM
I was gonna ask Vendette to kick his ass for us, but I think he said he wasn't going to NoVaMoMe
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:38 AM (RUCKm)
Is the bad stuff on Darknet ONT?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 25, 2015 02:39 AM (jR7Wy)
When push comes to shove, I will fight it til I draw my last breath.
I won't go down easy, even if, God forbid, it's inevitable.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2015 02:33 AM (vEFTc)
***
It's cool. Agreed, and I will extract multiples in losses should things go sideways.
No worries about me, I am on the downhill run. The daughter and her kids futures are now what bother me most.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 25, 2015 02:39 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 25, 2015 02:40 AM (e/33/)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:33 AM (RUCKm)
wait, is this about the guy who posted the dead-lift pic up thread?
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 02:40 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:38 AM (RUCKm)
Can't practice my punting skills.
*Pouts*
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 02:40 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 25, 2015 02:41 AM (e/33/)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 25, 2015 02:42 AM (UVfht)
Needed a change of pace. Got on the riding mower, and commenced doing the northeast quadrant of the south "lawn" ("pasture"is closer to the truth). Suddenly noticed the old Dixon mower was leaving two big unmowed strips in its wake. WTF? Had a look underneath, and the idler wheel on the mower deck had chewed up its little ball bearing. So, rode the mower up to the shop, took off the idler. Maybe the idler on the old Massey mower that I'm going to scrap out will work? Took that off. Nope, bearing is too small. Drilled out the six spot welds and separated the halves of the Dixon idler, and knocked the outer race of the bearing out. Found a near-match bearing in my box of miscellaneous NOS bearings, pressed it into the pulley halves, and welded up the spot welds again. Had to dick around a bunch with the spacer, but finally got the idler back on there, and it works. Got a bunch more mowing done, until the Sun went down and it got cool out. Guess I will order a new idler, but the patched one will work for the time being.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2015 02:43 AM (pjnob)
im fine bebes, how are you doing? I was having a pity party for myself
earlier today...gushka helped calm me down by letting me vent.... A
million thank yous to her
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 25, 2015 02:40 AM (e/33/)
((((((((((((((((Hugs PG)))))))))))))))))) any time sweetie. you let me vent to you more than once, and you are an old friend by now! this old world is spinning so fast i think we all have pity parties every so often, not being able to get off this ride.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at May 25, 2015 02:43 AM (f858s)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 25, 2015 02:40 AM (e/33/
Glad you're feeling better. Yeah Gushie is a champ. I wouldn't have made it through my mom dying without her, especially after my boyfriend at the time made like sir robin when things started to get real bad with Mom.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:44 AM (RUCKm)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:45 AM (RUCKm)
Lol gushka... I usually sleep at night. It's only 845 here right now.
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 25, 2015 02:41 AM (e/33/)
LOL you realize you are in the place i call home? wrong island, but i know that area as well as i know LA.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at May 25, 2015 02:45 AM (f858s)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 02:40
Yeah, DC
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:47 AM (RUCKm)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 02:47 AM (D0Tns)
Grimmy just went to bed... now the question is do i go to beddy bye or do i sit up late and be a naughty girl and stay up all night on the ONT?
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at May 25, 2015 02:47 AM (f858s)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 02:48 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: Garrett at May 25, 2015 02:48 AM (Zp3oV)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 25, 2015 02:48 AM (e/33/)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:48 AM (RUCKm)
go to beddy bye or do i sit up late and be a naughty girl and stay up
all night on the ONT?
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at May 25, 2015 02:47 AM (f858s)
You're 3 time zones better than me.
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 02:48 AM (TEpA2)
ready made family outside Seguin. But NOOOOoooooOOOO. Mom refuses to
move and i can leave my elderly frail parents on their own in
crazyville.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at May 25, 2015 02:29 AM (f858s)
That sucks, but it's understandable. Even though Texas has perfectly nice beaches as well.
And I can see you and Grim driving out of Cali with a trailer full of horses and a trailer full of friends and family.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2015 02:49 AM (eRksv)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 25, 2015 02:49 AM (e/33/)
Posted by: Garrett at May 25, 2015 02:48 AM (Zp3oV)
****
Yep, and rock bodied for sure. I can tell about these things.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 25, 2015 02:50 AM (XrHO0)
I was gonna ask Vendette to kick his ass for us, but I think he said he wasn't going to NoVaMoMe
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:38 AM (RUCKm)
Can't practice my punting skills.
*Pouts*
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 02:40 AM (TEpA2)
The fiancee and I were fortunate enough to do a MoMe with Vendette some months back, and you really get the feeling that she gets into "the zone" at her work and levitates mountains with her mind. I can be pretty good at what I do, but I was thinking, "whoa!!!!" I think she does punting like the fiancee does quilting -- as something to relax with after they kick ass, take names, and forget their bubblegum.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 02:50 AM (T1005)
Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 25, 2015 02:50 AM (/2KMt)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2015 02:51 AM (eRksv)
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 02:51 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 25, 2015 02:51 AM (e/33/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 25, 2015 02:51 AM (jR7Wy)
Lol gushka... I usually sleep at night. It's only 845 here right now.
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 25, 2015 02:41 AM (e/33/)
You in Hawaii, PG? Enjoy yourself there. I am at home, doing home-things, and enjoying the onset of Spring. Lilacs are blooming.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2015 02:52 AM (pjnob)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2015 02:49 AM (
That would give me major sadz. I can't leave the family house, & the heat in Texas would do me in.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:52 AM (RUCKm)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:47 AM (RUCKm)
he's pullin' almost 500 pounds, guys who lift that heavy don't always have visible abs
they got abs, strong ones, but not necessarily a 6pack.
I'm pullin in the 3's and tell my beautiful wife to push on by belly and she can't push it in and I'm only at 21% bf
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 25, 2015 02:53 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2015 02:52 AM (pjnob)
It is "safe" to plant annuals in Alberta!!! Victoria Day is the standard.
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 02:53 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 25, 2015 02:54 AM (e/33/)
PG, maybe Gushie can get you & Pat in contact with one another?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:54 AM (RUCKm)
The best thing about ettes is they are all young and beautiful. I think the oldest one is like 26.
Posted by: Garrett at May 25, 2015 02:48 AM (Zp3oV)
Correction -- they are all smart, feminine, witty and beautiful.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 02:54 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 02:55 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 02:53 AM (TEpA2)
The only thing I have "planted" this year is my old cat, Claws, who died last week. He was 17, so I think that makes him a perennial.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2015 02:55 AM (pjnob)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 25, 2015 02:56 AM (e/33/)
cat, Claws, who died last week. He was 17, so I think that makes him a
perennial.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2015 02:55 AM (pjnob)
So sorry. Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 02:56 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:57 AM (RUCKm)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 25, 2015 02:57 AM (e/33/)
I liked meeting coothie and his Fiancee. Grimmy loved the quit she made for him. she does really nice handwork.
im leaning towards going to bed. lets see how this works. I may get up and decide i am not ready to be stationary, yet.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at May 25, 2015 02:57 AM (f858s)
1070 And I can see you and Grim driving out of Cali with a trailer full of horses and a trailer full of friends and family.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 25, 2015 02:49 AM (
That would give me major sadz. I can't leave the family house, the heat in Texas would do me in.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:52 AM (RUCKm)
Texas has a ton of climate regions. Make sure to correlate them against tornado regions, though.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 02:58 AM (T1005)
I'm sorry AOP. God takes them all back way too soon.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 25, 2015 02:58 AM (RUCKm)
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at May 25, 2015 02:59 AM (f858s)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 25, 2015 02:54 AM (e/33/)
Home, home. But once I get a few chores done here, I will head to AZ for about a month and do some serious work on the house there. If I am not working in the patch, I may as well put time and effort into upgrading my real property, in case I am obliged to sell it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2015 02:59 AM (pjnob)
Dude Bro Party Massacre III
Parody of parodies of 80's horror movies
NO, there is no Part II or I. Straight up parody.
And yes, per the trailer, gore and cruelty abound.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2015 03:00 AM (uctT+)
It is "safe" to plant annuals in Alberta!!! Victoria Day is the standard.
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 02:53 AM (TEpA2)
The
only thing I have "planted" this year is my old cat, Claws, who died
last week. He was 17, so I think that makes him a perennial.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2015 02:55 AM (pjnob)
I'm sorry to hear. Doesn't sound like it was unexpected, but that doesn't make the loss any less deep.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 03:01 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2015 03:01 AM (pjnob)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 25, 2015 03:01 AM (e/33/)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 25, 2015 03:01 AM (e/33/)
No. That's a shame. Is their other location still open, wherever it is?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2015 03:05 AM (pjnob)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 25, 2015 03:06 AM (e/33/)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 25, 2015 03:08 AM (e/33/)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 25, 2015 03:09 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 03:10 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2015 03:15 AM (pjnob)
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 03:16 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 03:19 AM (T1005)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k75DxEgSAkI
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2015 03:25 AM (pjnob)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 03:26 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 03:29 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 25, 2015 03:37 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 25, 2015 03:38 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 03:39 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 25, 2015 03:38 AM (nSOh+)
Hi Adriane. Good choice in tunes. I will trade you one. Jimmie Lunceford's 1941 recording of Blues in The Night:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA1_Vb8Aw08
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2015 03:40 AM (pjnob)
post BBQ w/ my sister & BIL.
Call my dad tomorrow & thank him for his service ...
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 25, 2015 03:43 AM (nSOh+)
one day I will own Infinity Speakers just to listen to it !!!
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 25, 2015 03:38 AM (nSOh+)
I'm actually a huge fan of old-style Infinity speakers. I've got (IIRC) RSb's in my "study" and RSe's in the LR.....and you can get RSIIIs on ebay for not all that terribly much, considering their incredible awesomeness. One problem, of course, is that RSIIIs at normal volume can drain a 100W system to zip -- they really need 250W just to play at normal volume.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 03:47 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 25, 2015 03:48 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2015 03:53 AM (TEpA2)
volume can drain a 100W system to zip -- they really need 250W just to
play at normal volume.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 03:47 AM (T1005)
No problemo. All you need is eight 807's in parallel push-pull with a thousand volt power supply. And output transformers you can't get...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2015 03:54 AM (pjnob)
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 25, 2015 03:38 AM
Yeah... you COULD get the Infinity's. Or, you could get the Dominator MX 10's!... 30 inches of thigh slappin', blood pumpin', nuclear brain damage!
https://youtu.be/mNzr6lfiHJE
Posted by: otho at May 25, 2015 03:54 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 25, 2015 03:57 AM (nSOh+)
That's some spider stompen' technology right there!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 25, 2015 03:58 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2015 04:01 AM (T1005)
Posted by: otho at May 25, 2015 04:01 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 25, 2015 04:02 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2015 04:13 AM (pjnob)
Or, you could get the Dominator MX 10's!... 30 inches of thigh slappin', blood pumpin', nuclear brain damage!
Enough power to perform pest control simply by yelling loud enough at spiders to get off your lawn. A true "green" solution.
Posted by: Arbalest at May 25, 2015 04:19 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Arbalest at May 25, 2015 04:19 AM
Fuck, yeah! And who cares if it's as big as a subaru and costs as much? It'll be with you for life and when you die... they can bury you in it!
Posted by: otho at May 25, 2015 04:24 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: goon at May 25, 2015 05:27 AM (gy5kE)
In order to sacrifice for "your country" you probably need to value it more than "your tribe."
Given the United States' devolution on this paradigm, I think at some point in the next 85 years you'll be seeing US Forces look as brave as Iraqi Syrian ones.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 25, 2015 06:31 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 25, 2015 06:31 AM (/4AZU)
There's still a lot of real Americans out there, you just don't hear from them. The silent majority is a real thing. They don't make noise or get in the headlines, they're too busy working or doing what normal people do, which isn't newsworthy.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 25, 2015 06:47 AM (HalrA)
Every time it goes dark I ask myself, is this the time the 'lectricty doesn't come back on again? How would anyone know? It's just local power outage. Who would know otherwise?
Posted by: Pipi Gormanski at May 25, 2015 06:56 AM (DsPh/)
I hope so, but I don't think past "silent majorities" would have stayed this silent in the face of such idiocy.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 25, 2015 06:57 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 25, 2015 07:10 AM (xuOEM)
Sorry to hear it, OTOH child has learned a valuable life lesson...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 25, 2015 07:11 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 25, 2015 07:26 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2015 07:27 AM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2015 07:31 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 25, 2015 07:32 AM (VLTL9)
Get better soon. Those rocking chairs can be dangerous
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2015 07:32 AM (/tNwW)
For those not of the Tribe, this is what the expression "oy gevalt" means.
Vic! Jeez, get well. Speaking of Jews, I smell a lawsuit! Actually that was my late aunt and uncle and that's a movie.
Get better, sir.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 25, 2015 07:34 AM (St6BJ)
For those not of the Tribe, this is what the expression "oy gevalt" means.
Vic! Jeez, get well. Speaking of Jews, I smell a lawsuit! Actually that was my late aunt and uncle and that's a movie.
Get better, sir.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 25, 2015 07:34 AM (St6BJ)
fun couple of days already
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at May 25, 2015 07:34 AM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2015 07:32 AM (/tNwW)
Yeah, this is the second one that has collapsed on me. The first one didn't do any damage to me though. I am going to have to find some good ones instead of these not so cheap but sorry Chinese knock-offs at Walmart.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2015 07:35 AM (GpgJl)
Surely there must be sufficient 18thc. technical skills hereabouts to come up with a brand new 300 year old rocker for Vic. After all, Kennedy only sat in a rocker because Lincoln did, and we all know where Lincoln got his.
This is a crisis y'a'l'l. Get well soon Vic. Fate of the nation, and all that.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 25, 2015 07:36 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 25, 2015 07:36 AM (/4AZU)
Here's my long distance dedication to Vic:
Gwen McRae, "Rocking Chair," 1975
(before you were born, remember kids?!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSRXuKa5PIs
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 25, 2015 07:36 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Null at May 25, 2015 07:37 AM (xjpRj)
One of my neighbors has a nice flag display going this weekend and fireworks were last night.
Posted by: Lea at May 25, 2015 07:37 AM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Lea at May 25, 2015 07:39 AM (vmMMi)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at May 25, 2015 07:40 AM (BLFGI)
This is the version of rocking chair that I like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vapoNZBrGxA
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2015 07:40 AM (GpgJl)
Sorry about your rocking chair Vic! I picked one up at a Salvation Army
furniture store years ago and it's been fantastic. But I need to paint
it I think...
Posted by: Lea at May 25, 2015 07:39 AM (vmMMi)
We have one of those here. I will have to check them out, . . . when I can pick up something that weighs more than a pound or two.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2015 07:42 AM (GpgJl)
I think that's a totally different tune, but wow! Excellent.
Feel better.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 25, 2015 07:44 AM (St6BJ)
Feel better.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 25, 2015 07:44 AM (St6BJ)
Yeah, different tune but about the rocking chair. But I am going to sign off for now. Even reaching forward to type is getting bad. Be good today.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2015 07:46 AM (GpgJl)
Nice...I went to Greenville and took in a ball game of some A ball....
the SC BoSox vs the SC Yankees....
you knew you were in for a treat when the Drunk Irish home team affiliate blared "I'm Shipping Up To Boston" through the PA...
Lass and Lad 10077 started giving in to their Hibernian blood dancing a jig....
dancing a jig and then the SC Yankees cleaned their clocks....
Poor lad, Lass 10077 is part Irish...it's not his fault...it's mine.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 25, 2015 07:46 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: MrScribbler at May 25, 2015 07:47 AM (P8YHq)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2015 08:01 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 25, 2015 08:03 AM (xq1UY)
It's the lateral force that gets you...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 25, 2015 08:05 AM (/4AZU)
Vic, I guess you really do wear out the rockers!
Two days ago, dodging one of our murderous cats, Milady went down on her knee and hip. Said afterward that she's glad she's been keeping up her calcium. Bruised badly but nothing broken. We're not that fragile yet. She can still make me a sandwich.
Glad you're not broken, Vic. I'd loan you my rocker, which is pretty durn sturdy, but shipping might be prohibitive.
Morning, Glories.
Posted by: mindful webworker - rocker'n'roller at May 25, 2015 08:06 AM (uys7x)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 25, 2015 08:03 AM (xq1UY)
Actually the NY Turnpike is pretty safe, of course unless you stop for food at one of the rest stops, then your taking your life in your hands. The coffee is alright
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2015 08:07 AM (/tNwW)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at May 25, 2015 08:08 AM (BLFGI)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 25, 2015 08:09 AM (/4AZU)
Please, do not say "Happy Memorial Day."
Memorial Day isn't a day to be "happy." It is not "celebrated," it is observed....
-Zilla of the Resistance
http://marezilla.com/2015/05/just-a-thought/
Posted by: mindful webworker - remember at May 25, 2015 08:10 AM (uys7x)
meanwhile on Twitter- "The Dean of Comedy" says Islam invented Algebra...
much to the chagrin of the Babylonians...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 25, 2015 08:11 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 25, 2015 08:09 AM (/4AZU)
Back in the day when I spent a considerable amount of time in Jerusalem, I ONLY drank iced cold Coke from a sealed bottle in the Old City.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2015 08:12 AM (/tNwW)
Of all of ours....
-Jim (Galveston), Smoke on the Water
http://bit.ly/1JQmjzH
Posted by: mindful webworker - remember at May 25, 2015 08:14 AM (uys7x)
Nasrallah vows victory as fighting continues near Palmyra; US, Turkey agree to 'principle' of supportive air strikes.
???
Under Fredo, the USA is supporting Hezbollah? I need a drink
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2015 08:14 AM (/tNwW)
Remember the price of freedom. Our deepest gratitude to those who paid it on our behalf. #MemorialDay #CommonSoldier
Video
-Concerned Vets, Twitter (c/o BlazingCatFur)
http://bit.ly/1PHqRNy
Posted by: mindful webworker - remember at May 25, 2015 08:16 AM (uys7x)
Weasel Zippers
Outstanding!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2015 08:19 AM (/tNwW)
...The U.S. arranged papers for Barwari's mother but, due to a clerical error, baby Lava wasn't allowed to leave with her. She nearly had to stay in Iraq, left to the whims of Hussein's brutal regime. That's when an American soldier named Greg Peppin stepped in. ... She grew up hearing stories about the man who saved her life but, until this past week, she had never met the former soldier....
-Lawrence Bonk, IJ Review (h/t Dapandico, Weasel Zippers)
http://bit.ly/1HrZuNL
Posted by: mindful webworker - remember at May 25, 2015 08:20 AM (uys7x)
Posted by: rickl at May 25, 2015 08:21 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: mindful webworker - remember at May 25, 2015 08:21 AM (uys7x)
And, all those colonial frontiersmen, hiking around with a powder-horn full of whiskey? A tiny percentage of them were not raging alcoholics. Despite the absence of germ theory, they had discovered that a 20% or so concentration of barrel-proof would render any branch-water safe.
Of course, it was Arabs who invented distilling. And they used it to make perfume.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 25, 2015 08:21 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 25, 2015 08:21 AM (lmdHn)
When does the official morning thread commence? I'd like to post some appropriate poetry for the day.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 25, 2015 08:24 AM (St6BJ)
Coup L'Goat was a best seller in Durka Durka...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 25, 2015 08:25 AM (/4AZU)
Memorial Day Weekends in the past have shown that organizations on a long enough timeline trend to entropy.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 25, 2015 08:26 AM (/4AZU)
Apparently no one checked the work schedule for today.
Posted by: HH at May 25, 2015 08:26 AM (Ce4DF)
Weasel Zippers
Take a look at his guy. Is it only me, but he really looks like an asshole, right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2015 08:27 AM (/tNwW)
Weasel Zippers
Take a look at his guy. Is it only me, but he really looks like an asshole, right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2015 08:27 AM (/tNwW)
Posted by: no good deed at May 25, 2015 08:31 AM (GgxVX)
Vic, your rocker imploded? Hope you're OK and that no brown was spilled or cats were crushed beneath the wreckage.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 25, 2015 08:35 AM (0HooB)
Oh well. Mornin'Horde and...peaceful Memorial Day to all.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 25, 2015 08:35 AM (T12l6)
Posted by: no good deed at May 25, 2015 08:31 AM (GgxVX)
He looks like the actor Bert Kwouk (best known as Kato from the "Pink Panther" series), except tanned and with too much pomade in his hair.
All he needs is a zoot suit, giant fedora and a chain.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 25, 2015 08:36 AM (St6BJ)
Packed with ammo.
Told me that they had so much of it in the storeroom that they could come nowhere near putting it all out on the shelves.
Even had 22lr in buckets, Auto-match and Remington 100 rd boxes in good supply.
Not a single Mosin Nagant to be found on the racks.
But ammo?
Tons of it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2015 08:37 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2015 08:42 AM (t//F+)
Issue is not Islam anymore it's the damned Gaelics thinking their consonant heavy languages are needed.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 25, 2015 08:47 AM (/4AZU)
The chairs must be liberal. If you're taking flack...
>> i gotta go to urgent care just waiting on wife to wake up, the joint to open etc
What?
Is there something in the water in the Barrel?
Be safe out there...and in here.
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 25, 2015 08:47 AM (0xTsz)
Posted by: Shanghai Rocking Chair Factory at May 25, 2015 08:53 AM (xQX/f)
-------------------
Ow. Even bruised ribs are painful. If you've torn any cartilage it's more so. Cracked ribs? Don't get me started.....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2015 08:53 AM (n6Nt0)
Weasel Zippers
Take a look at his guy. Is it only me, but he really looks like an asshole, right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2015 08:27 AM (/tNwW)
What's "backpfeifengesicht" in Spanish?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 25, 2015 08:54 AM (mx5oN)
The GOP's Memorial Day tweet is thoughtful and classy, nary a penis cone in sight. I like it.
Posted by: Gem at May 25, 2015 08:55 AM (c+gwp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2015 08:56 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2015 08:58 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: HH at May 25, 2015 08:58 AM (Ce4DF)
Take a look at his guy. Is it only me, but he really looks like an asshole, right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2015 08:27 AM (/tNwW)
He used to be mayor of my city but I don't even know if he's an asshole. I can't vote in mayor elections because I'm in a suburb so I always ignored him. Mayors don't do much here anyway. All I know is I ran into him (or his twin--I can't tell them apart), at a Spurs game, and I could've picked him up and put him in my purse. He's very petite.
Posted by: stace at May 25, 2015 08:59 AM (E/Lwd)
Posted by: rickl at May 25, 2015 08:59 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: HH
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By then, it will look like Vic's chair.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2015 09:00 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 25, 2015 09:00 AM (xQX/f)
When I first went out this morning, I could smell cow pies. This is good. The pastures are south of me. Wind out of the south means warmth.
Posted by: mindful webworker - remember at May 25, 2015 09:03 AM (uys7x)
Posted by: Name: at May 25, 2015 09:03 AM (67lRH)
Posted by: anon a mouse at May 25, 2015 09:05 AM (C9pBZ)
What's "backpfeifengesicht" in Spanish?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 25, 2015 08:54 AM (mx5oN)
What the hell is it in English?
Anyway, Julian Castro is what Raul Grijalva would look like after the gender reassignment.
On second thought, reverse the names for accuracy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 25, 2015 09:05 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: MTF at May 25, 2015 09:06 AM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2015 09:06 AM (GpgJl)
Okay. I have to go find channel locks to replace a shower head.
BBL and hope there's a fresh Memorial Day thread to post some appropriate poetry.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 25, 2015 09:07 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: HH at May 25, 2015 09:07 AM (Ce4DF)
Rub some dirt on it.
Posted by: Peyton Manning at May 25, 2015 09:08 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Peyton Manning at May 25, 2015 09:11 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 25, 2015 08:54 AM (mx5oN)
Pendejo fits the bill.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2015 09:33 AM (t//F+)
I guess if I had a whole week, my weak hand might work.
Posted by: Coarsehair at May 25, 2015 09:51 AM (ojO3N)
Posted by: Unclefacts Meteor-Summoner What Was Involved In The Infamy at May 25, 2015 10:09 AM (UHJpJ)
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Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)