Overnight Open Thread (23 May 2015)

Hope you morons are enjoying your Memorial Day weekend with friends, family, and pets but do take a moment to remember the fallen this weekend. Here is a listing of all state national cemeteries that are having ceremonies.

Logic Puzzle

The simple logical puzzle that shows how illogical people are.

Pool Games

Breath-holding games are killing swimmers, CDC warns. Clearly we must ban holding your breath underwater now.

Fart Symphony

Glamping

Jeez, even camping is getting the wussy treatment. 'Glamping' brings 5-star luxury to the outdoors. When a true calamity hits here, so many people are gonna be boned.

Cardboard UAV

South China Sea

Three ways China and the U.S. could go to war. Gonna get interesting when the Chinese complete their runways on their man made islands and declare an ADIZ.

Golf Course Sinkhole

Has Obama declared a state of emergency yet? Massive sinkhole opens up in the middle of a golf course. A hole in one just got easier on this course!

U.S. Flag Trivia

10 things you didn't know about the American flag.

Cat Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by the Eagle on a Tombstone:

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Posted by: CDR M at 09:54 PM




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1 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 23, 2015 09:54 PM (T1005)

2 Howdy

Posted by: Beth M at May 23, 2015 09:54 PM (kiy9d)

3 Earlybird ONT!

Time to order the Grand Slam and a prune juice.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 23, 2015 09:56 PM (jR7Wy)

4 I'm going to try making these Lego brick shaped gummies with my kids.

http://tinyurl.com/39vfh4l

Posted by: CDR M at May 23, 2015 09:56 PM (f8lRd)

5 It is now clear that nearly everything Fitzgerald said about Libby's role in the Plame case was false -- and that it was Fitzgerald, not Libby, who had compromised the truth and the judicial process. The proof comes in Miller's The Story: A Reporter's Journey, a memoir released in April. Miller, who would serve as a key witness in the Libby trial, reveals how Fitzgerald deliberately withheld evidence from her and from Libby's lawyers that would have made a guilty verdict all but impossible -- effectively charging that Fitzgerald framed Libby in a blatant act of prosecutorial misconduct.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 23, 2015 09:56 PM (e8kgV)

6 My attack cat has just attacked my lap. And is now successfully defending a cozy holding position.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 23, 2015 09:58 PM (RzZOc)

7 Nicely done Cmdr

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 23, 2015 09:59 PM (LgOp/)

8 Anyone else want to punch the douchebag Max that McDonalds has advertising their third pound Sirloin burgers? Who is that idiot?

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2015 09:59 PM (zt+N6)

9 NINE!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 23, 2015 09:59 PM (OQ9R7)

10 OK, gonna watch a movie. Later 'rons!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 23, 2015 10:00 PM (q20+R)

11 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 23, 2015 10:00 PM (KCxzN)

12 watching the Warriors whup the Rockets in Houston. 49-32 so far

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 10:00 PM (J0eTB)

13 Hello, ONT, sinkholes and all.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 23, 2015 10:01 PM (Dytos)

14 I had one of McD's sirloin burgers last night. Tasted like a dried out hockey puck with mushrooms. If they want to keep selling 'em, they need to get better grade meat.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 10:02 PM (J0eTB)

15 That's one heck of an eagle.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 23, 2015 10:02 PM (Dytos)

16 > Who is that idiot?


He has expressive wrists.

Posted by: Garrett at May 23, 2015 10:03 PM (6qXZG)

17 I think I'm going with the gap wedge out of the hazard.

Posted by: redenzo at May 23, 2015 10:03 PM (WCnJW)

18 I've seen that "glamping" stuff and I suppose it has its place for not-so-rugged types.

A phrase I've heard, curiously, more than once:

"Oh... you're that 'Primitive Camper' I've seen on the signs."

-Yup. Minus batteries.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 23, 2015 10:03 PM (OQ9R7)

19 Nice of the glampers to lay out a spread for the grizzlies.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 10:03 PM (J0eTB)

20 Later, DG....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 23, 2015 10:03 PM (Dytos)

21 Well, that was an easy logic puzzle.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 23, 2015 10:04 PM (NaeCR)

22 HOOOOORDE!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:04 PM (GEICT)

23
16 > Who is that idiot? He has expressive wrists.
Posted by: Garrett at May 23, 2015 10:03 PM (6qXZG)


And Jay Leno head bobble.

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2015 10:05 PM (zt+N6)

24 They just had a Senior PGA tournament at that golf course a few weeks ago. That sinkhole is where the driving range is.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 23, 2015 10:06 PM (20X6f)

25 Great post CDR M.

Yep the South China seas where the oil tanker route for Japan and South Kore passes through. So they are vital Sea Lanes to two US allies. Just wait until the PRC uses that base to start inspecting ship cargoes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2015 10:06 PM (VFat/)

26 Miller better be right for her own sake, or else Fitz is going to sue her ass right off.

I do remember Kos's "Fitzmas" though. When Fitz rolled out what he had, I dimly remember it being mocked right here as a big nothing. So my instincts are telling me that Miller *is* right and that Fitz had nothing all along.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 10:07 PM (J0eTB)

27 Warriors = Stephen Curry
Rockets tonight = Senior PGA

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 10:08 PM (J0eTB)

28 Evening morons, how fares the horde?

At the parental home for a few days visiting. Son of Crank is getting spoiled.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 23, 2015 10:08 PM (C/pSI)

29
Hey, Hello, apologies

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 23, 2015 10:08 PM (iLVH9)

30 Poop, bum, boobie...oh, wrong day?

Posted by: derit at May 23, 2015 10:10 PM (jT+gh)

31 And back to the writing. About to have the big climatic fight scene for Combat Meido Alice.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2015 10:10 PM (VFat/)

32 Golf course sink-hole...

Told you to replace your divots.

Posted by: course rules at May 23, 2015 10:10 PM (dkfG0)

33 Nice cats, too.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 23, 2015 10:10 PM (Dytos)

34 Fuck the GOP

Posted by: TVoC at May 23, 2015 10:10 PM (XzRw1)

35 Did someone say fart symphony???

Posted by: Terrance and Philip at May 23, 2015 10:11 PM (YKaem)

36 Okay, you assholes are screwing up a good ONT.



Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 23, 2015 10:11 PM (Dytos)

37 Remind me to turn off the water in 16 minutes.....to help with the drought.....




Posted by: cthulhu at May 23, 2015 10:11 PM (T1005)

38 re China: to quote Jerry Pournelle, "there will be war". But hey at least we're being led by the best Commander In Chief that the American political system can offer

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 10:11 PM (J0eTB)

39
30 Poop, bum, boobie...oh, wrong day?
Posted by: derit at May 23, 2015 10:10 PM (jT+gh)

That would be friday, a couple hours after the staff goes home

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 23, 2015 10:11 PM (iLVH9)

40 Fuck the GOP


Posted by: TVoC at May 23, 2015 10:10 PM (XzRw1)

When you're right, you're right!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 23, 2015 10:12 PM (ftVQq)

41 Love that eagle!

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 23, 2015 10:12 PM (YKaem)

42 Back to the Future marathon on Spike. Part 1 is almost over. Part 2 and 3 coming up.

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2015 10:12 PM (zt+N6)

43 Yep, great pic with the eagle and not too small for these old eyes.
Thanks CDR M

Posted by: teej at May 23, 2015 10:13 PM (c0BGp)

44 Watching Dr No. Needs more Jack Lord.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 23, 2015 10:13 PM (RWGcK)

45 Ha! I watched Dr. No the other night Y-not.

Posted by: CDR M at May 23, 2015 10:14 PM (f8lRd)

46 Hello?

Hello?

Anybody in here?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 23, 2015 10:14 PM (4Mv1T)

47 Ha ha, CDR M!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 23, 2015 10:15 PM (RWGcK)

48
Define Assholes.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 23, 2015 10:15 PM (iLVH9)

49 "Needs more Jack Lord."


Just about everything could use a little more Jack Lord.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 23, 2015 10:15 PM (Dytos)

50 62-37 Warriors.

Yeah, um. So. I'm thinking that Hannah and her horse from that commercial could run better plays than the Rockets tonight.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 10:16 PM (J0eTB)

51 How high are your State's beer taxes?

http://tinyurl.com/mxuq8z6

Look! I added content!

*pats self squarely on the sweet spot*

*curls up in a draft-less corner*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 23, 2015 10:16 PM (OQ9R7)

52 Define Assholes.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral
----------------------

We have seen the assholes.

And the assholes are us.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 23, 2015 10:16 PM (4Mv1T)

53 All your island are belong to us! The PRC doesn't even think we have the right to transit the Taiwan Strait, which is why it needs to be done as often as possible. In addition to ramming Vietnamese and Japanese vessels, China is also confrontational with our ally the Philippines as one of the contested islands is right off of Palawan.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 23, 2015 10:17 PM (jR7Wy)

54 "Define Assholes. "



Normal commenters. You, me. Anybody. Were all a'holes

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 23, 2015 10:17 PM (Dytos)

55 That eagle needs to be eating an ice cream cone to be appropriate for Memorial Day.

Posted by: @TheDemocrats at May 23, 2015 10:18 PM (dkfG0)

56 Hi TR! Good thing I haven't been liveblogging from Twin Peaks nu?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 10:18 PM (J0eTB)

57
Pogo be waving his fist. Yes Brother!

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 23, 2015 10:18 PM (iLVH9)

58 GOAL!!!!!

HAWKS UP 2-1

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 23, 2015 10:18 PM (YKaem)

59 Buy our new mug with an eagle at the Bush Presidential Library! #MEMDAY

Posted by: @TheRepublicans at May 23, 2015 10:19 PM (J0eTB)

60 Cards at Royals called after 5 1/2 innings.
Royals win it 3-2.
Best Record in Baseball.

Glad my house is on fairly high ground.

Posted by: teej at May 23, 2015 10:19 PM (qyZxC)

61 Normal commenters. You, me. Anybody. Were all a'holes
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
--------------------------

My son just took the AP Biology exam. I think this is the anatomically correct answer.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 23, 2015 10:19 PM (4Mv1T)

62 de fine assholes at AoSHQ

Posted by: de kingfish at May 23, 2015 10:19 PM (JdEZJ)

63 But back to Jack Lord. When a man was a man in Hawaii. God I was born too late.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 23, 2015 10:19 PM (Dytos)

64 TOEWS!

Posted by: Garrett at May 23, 2015 10:19 PM (6qXZG)

65 Just about everything could use a little more Jack Lord.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 23, 2015 10:15 PM (Dytos)

--I could use more Jack Daniel's.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 23, 2015 10:20 PM (YKaem)

66 Are we feeling chippy tonight?

Let's go. Who fucking what's some?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:20 PM (GEICT)

67 How many assholes we got in this blog anyway?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 10:20 PM (J0eTB)

68 Yo doodz, have you coool kats seed me fellatin' a ice cream yet? Check that shit, hombres.

Posted by: Barko Bama at May 23, 2015 10:21 PM (Q819Q)

69 10 OK, gonna watch a movie. Later 'rons!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 23, 2015 10:00 PM (q20+R)

I am currently watching Hercules in ny. Which is really bad.

Posted by: Lea at May 23, 2015 10:21 PM (vmMMi)

70 Hi TR! Good thing I haven't been liveblogging from Twin Peaks nu?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
------------------------------------

Indeed. It could then be called dead blogging.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 23, 2015 10:21 PM (4Mv1T)

71 What's? WHAT'S???

Nice work autocorrect.

Asshole.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:21 PM (GEICT)

72 55 That eagle needs to be eating an ice cream cone to be appropriate for Memorial Day.

----------

He could also be fucking over Israel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2015 10:21 PM (2AlPN)

73 That eagle needs to be eating an ice cream cone to be appropriate for Memorial Day.

How about a sky rat pecking at a York's Peppermint Patty while pretending to be perturbed at the attention it draws?

Posted by: derit at May 23, 2015 10:21 PM (jT+gh)

74 67 How many assholes we got in this blog anyway?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 10:20 PM (J0eTB)


YO!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:21 PM (GEICT)

75
71 What's? WHAT'S??? Nice work autocorrect. Asshole.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:21 PM (GEICT


That's autocucumber. Get it right.

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2015 10:22 PM (zt+N6)

76 https://youtu.be/sen8Tn8CBA4


I'm surrounded by assholes!





Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 23, 2015 10:22 PM (YKaem)

77 Watching The Poseidon Adventure. TMC ran it last night. One of the great 70s disaster movies.

Posted by: Beth M at May 23, 2015 10:22 PM (kiy9d)

78 Great 70's disaster movies?

Saturday Night Fever.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 23, 2015 10:23 PM (4Mv1T)

79 "
--I could use more Jack Daniel's."



No, I said Jack Lord.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 23, 2015 10:23 PM (Dytos)

80 Listening to Vin Scully turn a sporting event into a work of literature.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 23, 2015 10:24 PM (OQ9R7)

81 OK, I'm back...what'd I miss?

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 23, 2015 10:24 PM (KCxzN)

82 Vin Scully is boss.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 23, 2015 10:24 PM (RWGcK)

83 Strong thunderstorms going on here. We are under a tornado warning, one on radar just north of me in Bee Cave. That's too close for me.

Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at May 23, 2015 10:24 PM (BBBoi)

84 This thread is jacked up.

Posted by: stace at May 23, 2015 10:24 PM (CoX6k)

85 "I'm surrounded by assholes!"



Dark Helmet had some moments.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 23, 2015 10:25 PM (Dytos)

86 >>Great 70's disaster movies?



Gator!

Posted by: Sterling Archer at May 23, 2015 10:25 PM (6qXZG)

87 Jack Lord.

Jack Daniels.

Jack Wagons.

In that order.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 23, 2015 10:26 PM (4Mv1T)

88 Only **400** thread count sheets?! You call that glamping?

Savages!

**pours glass of Clos d'Ambonnay**

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 23, 2015 10:26 PM (jR7Wy)

89 87 Jack Lord.

Jack Daniels.

Jack Wagons.

In that order.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 23, 2015 10:26 PM (4Mv1T)



Jackshit.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:26 PM (GEICT)

90 Stay alert and safe lindafell.

Posted by: teej at May 23, 2015 10:26 PM (qyZxC)

91 If a war with China happens, expect massive cyberattacks and sabotage.

Posted by: eman at May 23, 2015 10:27 PM (MQEz6)

92 Poseidon Adventure, the movie that had the ocean liner tip over when too many Guamanians ran to the same side of the ship to see... What?

Posted by: Hank at May 23, 2015 10:27 PM (uGrec)

93 Is that an ice cream cone in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: Barky O'Douche at May 23, 2015 10:27 PM (FcR7P)

94 Jack rabbit

Jack-a-lope

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 23, 2015 10:27 PM (4Mv1T)

95
84 This thread is jacked up.
Posted by: stace at May 23, 2015 10:24 PM (CoX6k)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIuYXL7U0dQ

Jack it down

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 23, 2015 10:27 PM (iLVH9)

96 He could also be fucking over Israel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2015 10:21 PM (2AlPN)


.............

He could at least have the decency to do it over Syrian air space.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 23, 2015 10:27 PM (zS+qK)

97 >>Great 70's disaster movies?



Grease

Posted by: Garrett at May 23, 2015 10:27 PM (6qXZG)

98 Things you DO NOT bring along when primitive camping:

A TV.

AC.

Food.

A tent.

Sleeping bags.

Iron tools.

Sharp rocks.

Clothing.

Sexual inhibitions.

A rape whistle.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 23, 2015 10:27 PM (Q819Q)

99 Great 70's disaster movies?


Americathon.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 23, 2015 10:27 PM (20X6f)

100 83 Strong thunderstorms going on here. We are under a tornado warning, one on radar just north of me in Bee Cave. That's too close for me.
Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at May 23, 2015 10:24 PM (BBBoi)

Linda, we just got that in SA, but the worst has passed through. I warned my son in Austin that it's headed his way.

We lost power for about a half hour, just long enough to dig out the candles and light them. Straight line winds were pretty strong when it hit.

Posted by: stace at May 23, 2015 10:27 PM (CoX6k)

101 You bastards, turn Jack Lord into that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 23, 2015 10:28 PM (Dytos)

102 SEABROOK!

Posted by: Garrett at May 23, 2015 10:28 PM (6qXZG)

103 Great 70's disaster movies?


The Big Bus

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 23, 2015 10:29 PM (Q819Q)

104 My son says the storm just hit him in Austin near UT campus

Posted by: stace at May 23, 2015 10:29 PM (CoX6k)

105 Fuck you Ducks!

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 23, 2015 10:29 PM (YKaem)

106 Is it just me? Or is anyone else excited about the upcoming ONT of debauchery?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:29 PM (GEICT)

107 Glamping?

This the signal SMOD has awaited.

Posted by: eman at May 23, 2015 10:29 PM (MQEz6)

108 Great 70's disaster movies?

The Wiz

Posted by: derit at May 23, 2015 10:29 PM (jT+gh)

109 "Gonna get interesting when the Chinese complete their runways on their man made islands and declare an ADIZ."

Um, they've pretty much already declared that.

There was the report earlier this week about the U.S. Navy P-8 crew being aggressively challenged over the radio by the Chinese navy, for flying without permission in what China has now decided is its internal airspace in the middle of the South China Sea.

Some of the flight deck recordings have been released by the USN. I understand that they held back the part where the Chinese officer said over the radio,

"You been here four hou-ah! You go now!"

Posted by: torquewrench at May 23, 2015 10:29 PM (noWW6)

110 Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 23, 2015 10:26 PM (jR7Wy)

There's glamping and there's real serious glamping!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 23, 2015 10:29 PM (ftVQq)

111 Oh my. It's that weekend isn't it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 23, 2015 10:30 PM (4Mv1T)

112 China has to build islands because, apparently Asia just isn't big enough.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at May 23, 2015 10:30 PM (IDo11)

113 25 Great post CDR M.

Yep the South China seas where the oil tanker route for Japan and South Kore passes through. So they are vital Sea Lanes to two US allies. Just wait until the PRC uses that base to start inspecting ship cargoes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2015 10:06 PM (VFat/)

*ahem*.

Posted by: Tom Clancy's SSN at May 23, 2015 10:30 PM (wZ2hu)

114
99 Great 70's disaster movies?


Americathon.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 23, 2015 10:27 PM (20X6f)

Supertrain

Posted by: eman at May 23, 2015 10:30 PM (MQEz6)

115 Evenin', fappers!

Posted by: Oedipus at May 23, 2015 10:30 PM (CXLVd)

116 Is it just me? Or is anyone else excited about the upcoming ONT of debauchery?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:29 PM (GEICT)

****

Whut? Tammy is coming out of semi retirement to do an ONT?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 23, 2015 10:30 PM (XrHO0)

117 Russia's foreign ministry has warned its citizens traveling abroad of the risks posed by U.S. law enforcement bodies and special services, which it said were hunting for Russians around the world.

In a statement on Friday it also accused Washington of kidnapping Russians, citing cases such as that of Vladimir Drinkman, who was extradited to the United States from the Netherlands earlier this year.

"By believing that it is allowed to do all it wants, Washington goes as far as kidnapping our citizens," the foreign ministry said.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 23, 2015 10:31 PM (e8kgV)

118 Aw shit.

3-2 'Hawks

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 23, 2015 10:31 PM (YKaem)

119 Boulder had that hailstorm but at least we're over the 'nado warning. Now it's just cold.

Climate change!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 10:31 PM (zjDBL)

120 Jack Mehoff.




(just not for more than 3 minutes)

Posted by: Adam at Columbia U at May 23, 2015 10:31 PM (dkfG0)

121 111 Oh my. It's that weekend isn't it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 23, 2015 10:30 PM (4Mv1T)



Oh yes. Yes it is.

I picture myself writing that ONT. Wondering how many hershey highway jokes I could fit into the post.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:31 PM (GEICT)

122 " Or is anyone else excited about the upcoming ONT of debauchery?"



What?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 23, 2015 10:31 PM (Dytos)

123 Hi everybody. Latest Buckley picture here:

http://tinyurl.com/lvjs98q


Puppy likes riding in the truck!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 23, 2015 10:31 PM (mvenn)

124 111
Oh my. It's that weekend isn't it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 23, 2015 10:30 PM (4Mv1T)


Yes. It is that.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 23, 2015 10:31 PM (T1005)

125 "You been here four hou-ah! You go now!"
-Posted by: torquewrench at May 23, 2015 10:29 PM (noWW6)

*HAH!*

In all seriousness...

...fuck.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 23, 2015 10:31 PM (OQ9R7)

126 Jack-a-Roe


**and what the fuck, Chicago?!**

Posted by: Zombie Garcia at May 23, 2015 10:32 PM (6qXZG)

127 Great 70's disaster movies?


Ordinary People.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 23, 2015 10:33 PM (20X6f)

128 If a war with China happens, expect massive cyberattacks and sabotage.

If they block Twitter, will we have any offensive capabilities? #BringBackOurWalmartPrices

Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2015 10:33 PM (FcR7P)

129 The official answer for the logic puzzle is wrong. But then, they don't give you the option to pick the true correct answer (either 8 OR Green).

You're only testing the proposition, and since both of those cards can falsify it, flipping over either constitutes a test.

Posted by: JSchuler at May 23, 2015 10:33 PM (6i4P9)

130 What?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 23, 2015 10:31 PM (Dytos)



Dude. Memorial Day ONT.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:33 PM (GEICT)

131 **cough**

**cough**

**cough**

Posted by: Corey Crawford at May 23, 2015 10:33 PM (dkfG0)

132 Oh, crud, nobody reminded me......brb

Posted by: cthulhu at May 23, 2015 10:33 PM (T1005)

133 What.the.fux.

Posted by: Garrett at May 23, 2015 10:34 PM (6qXZG)

134 It appears that the "special weekend" has become a closely guarded secret.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 23, 2015 10:34 PM (4Mv1T)

135 106 Is it just me? Or is anyone else excited about the upcoming ONT of debauchery?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:29 PM (GEICT)
---
Wait, is there a "tonight on a very special ONT" ONT? Like, with extra debauchery?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 23, 2015 10:34 PM (jR7Wy)

136
Wow. Blackhawks collapse like a obama doing a logic puzzle.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2015 10:34 PM (ODxAs)

137 Tighten up, Blackhawks!

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 23, 2015 10:34 PM (YKaem)

138 93 Is that an ice cream cone in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: Barky O'Douche at May 23, 2015 10:27 PM (FcR7P)

..............

Either or.

Posted by: John white shit on his shoe boner. at May 23, 2015 10:34 PM (zS+qK)

139 128 If a war with China happens, expect massive cyberattacks and sabotage.

If they block Twitter, will we have any offensive capabilities? #BringBackOurWalmartPrices
Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2015 10:33 PM (FcR7P)

*gasp*.

Posted by: Marie "Party On" Harf at May 23, 2015 10:34 PM (wZ2hu)

140 Curious if the deployment of ships in the South China Sea was okayed by Obama or if the SecDef shoved it down his throat.

Posted by: pookysgirl can walk (in a pool) at May 23, 2015 10:34 PM (dCUzJ)

141 Cool eagle.

We had a crow, pretty darn near that big land on our deck railing today and stroll along taunting the dog. Ominous...

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 23, 2015 10:34 PM (mvenn)

142 What makes Memorial Day ONT extra sticky?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 23, 2015 10:34 PM (jR7Wy)

143 I have no trouble with glamping. If you want to feel special and fork out lotsa money for something you could have with a little forethought and a station wagon, all hail to you!

Clearly someone saw a market niche by thinking: That guy has more money than sense. I wonder how to balance those proportions out some?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2015 10:35 PM (t//F+)

144 122 " Or is anyone else excited about the upcoming ONT of debauchery?"

uhuh, yeah

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 23, 2015 10:35 PM (iLVH9)

145
130 What?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 23, 2015 10:31 PM (Dytos)


Dude. Memorial Day ONT.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:33 PM (GEICT)

I'm happy I left that one early.

Posted by: eman at May 23, 2015 10:35 PM (MQEz6)

146 Ok, it appears that there are multiple people who are unaware of the legendary Memorial Day ONT.

How is this possible?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:35 PM (GEICT)

147 What we need is a tweet where Senator McCaskill sends boobie pix to a constituent

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 10:35 PM (zjDBL)

148 Is it just me? Or is anyone else excited about the upcoming ONT of debauchery?

Those who were actually there for it are.

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 23, 2015 10:35 PM (KCxzN)

149 Lindafell, are you holed up in your bathroom? Helloooo?

My son has had several power bumps already.

Posted by: stace at May 23, 2015 10:35 PM (CoX6k)

150 What makes Memorial Day ONT extra sticky?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 23, 2015 10:34 PM (jR7Wy)


Chutney or that extra-special hot relish.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2015 10:36 PM (t//F+)

151 "People with low self-esteem are more likely to see the advantage of self-disclosing on Facebook rather than in person," the report said.

However, rather than providing a boost of self-confidence, the romantic status posts "tend to be perceived as less likable," it added.

Posted by: Karl Marx at May 23, 2015 10:36 PM (e8kgV)

152 BC, can you provide a link to last year's? I want to know how far I have to ratchet it up. Now I'm intrigued.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 23, 2015 10:36 PM (jR7Wy)

153 "Dude. Memorial Day ONT."


Is there gonna be like stuff? Boobs?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 23, 2015 10:37 PM (Dytos)

154 What makes Memorial Day ONT extra sticky?

Posted by: All Hail Eris
----------------------------------

Certain "dialog" by certain 'ette, or 'ettes, that is unparalleled to this day.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 23, 2015 10:37 PM (4Mv1T)

155
What?

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 23, 2015 10:37 PM (iLVH9)

156 Wow, the Blackhawks really tanked fast, huh?


Meanwhile, read this HuffPo (yeah, I know) article about the fast-track trade bill. It sounds like Obama may not get what he wants after all.

"The Senate approved a bill to "fast-track" trade agreements negotiated by the president. The agreement will prevent Congress from amending or filibustering Obama's controversial Trans-Pacific Partnership agreement. The TPP deal would have a hard time surviving without fast-track authority.

But a key crackdown on human trafficking survived the legislative jujitsu. The White House considers the provision a deal-breaker, as it would force one of the nations involved in the TPP talks -- Malaysia -- out of the agreement. An immigration-related amendment authored by Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) never got a vote, making it far more difficult for Obama to win over skeptical tea party Republicans in the House.

The slavery provision's survival means that the House will either need to amend the bill and send it back to the Senate, which would cause a delay and complicate the House debate, or pass a bill and go to conference with the Senate, also causing a delay."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/22/senate-passes-fast-track_n_7425614.html

Posted by: Y-not at May 23, 2015 10:37 PM (RWGcK)

157 Boating Season ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/602149885606043648

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/602150248329388032

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/602150783686160384

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/602151069452500992

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/602151990395809792

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/602152690290929664

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/602153166273191936

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/602154073345957888

Posted by: kbdabear at May 23, 2015 10:38 PM (GrXXa)

158 Ok, it appears that there are multiple people who are unaware of the legendary Memorial Day ONT.

How is this possible?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:35 PM (GEICT)

*****

I was both there for, and posted in, it. I am amazed to this day that I was not embannened.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 23, 2015 10:38 PM (3F6F8)

159 "Great 70's disaster movies?"

The Swarm.

Killer bees cause a nuclear power plant to explode.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 23, 2015 10:38 PM (noWW6)

160 152 BC, can you provide a link to last year's? I want to know how far I have to ratchet it up. Now I'm intrigued.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 23, 2015 10:36 PM (jR7Wy)



It wasn't last year's that did it.

I actually wasn't here for the original. But it was so off the chain that there were threats of mass banning and of actually ending the ONT.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:38 PM (GEICT)

161 Man 2015 in Back to the Future 2 is so much more awesome. They abolished all lawyers.

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2015 10:38 PM (zt+N6)

162 150 What makes Memorial Day ONT extra sticky?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 23, 2015 10:34 PM (jR7Wy)


.................

I was gonna guess Key Lime pie.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 23, 2015 10:38 PM (zS+qK)

163 Remember not to post in old ONT comments, especially past Memorial Day ONTs!! I got banned once for doing that.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 10:38 PM (zjDBL)

164 Curious if the deployment of ships in the South China Sea was okayed by Obama or if the SecDef shoved it down his throat.

Just tell him that's where Michelle's Wagyu beef comes from.

Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2015 10:38 PM (FcR7P)

165 You can always ask rdbrewer about hitting on the tranny.

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2015 10:39 PM (zt+N6)

166 Thanks Stace, hope your son stays safe.
Ok, tornado warning is over here, now it's just a watch. Still have that severe thunderstorm warning going but the worse seems to have passed. The thunder did freak me kids out, oh, and the wimpy dog too. I think the 15 second power outage did it too the kids. Satellite and TW internet is still down. Tethering to my cellphone right now.

Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at May 23, 2015 10:39 PM (BBBoi)

167 I hate puzzles like that. I absolutely never get them right.

Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2015 10:39 PM (sdi6R)

168 140 Curious if the deployment of ships in the South China Sea was okayed by Obama or if the SecDef shoved it down his throat.
Posted by: pookysgirl can walk (in a pool) at May 23, 2015 10:34 PM (dCUzJ)

Remember that all Obama's interested in doing is solving the appearance of a problem.

Wanna bet that these US ships going over to test the Chi-Com's claims have the strictest of ROEs?

Posted by: Thrawn at May 23, 2015 10:39 PM (wZ2hu)

169 You gotta figure some pretty good al fresco glampin' sex goes down in those posh tents, at least until a guy with a chainsaw and face mask asks to join in the fun.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 23, 2015 10:40 PM (jR7Wy)

170 I think it was 2012.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 23, 2015 10:40 PM (4Mv1T)

171 Motor Boating Season ONT Compliance Pics

And what a nice way to start it!

Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2015 10:40 PM (FcR7P)

172 I missed THAT ont's carnage (well, until I posted at it years later). But I always thought the Weinerama memorial day weekend (2011) was lulzier.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 10:40 PM (zjDBL)

173 An ONT that will live in infamy

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 23, 2015 10:40 PM (4Mv1T)

174 OK, 8:07's the new mark.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 23, 2015 10:40 PM (T1005)

175 KANER!

Posted by: Garrett at May 23, 2015 10:41 PM (6qXZG)

176 BC, can you provide a link to last year's? I want to know how far I have to ratchet it up. Now I'm intrigued.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 23, 2015 10:36 PM (jR7Wy)

****

Eleventy! is not even close to high enough. Bring your A+ game. And Gatorade. And....never mind.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 23, 2015 10:41 PM (cIoI4)

177 I actually wasn't here for the original. But it was so off the chain that there were threats of mass banning and of actually ending the ONT.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:38 PM (GEICT)
---
Holy crap.

Maybe we should just reenact it at the NoVaMoMee.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 23, 2015 10:41 PM (jR7Wy)

178 Aaaand we're tied up again.

What a wild third period.

Posted by: Y-not at May 23, 2015 10:41 PM (RWGcK)

179 The famous MD ONT is a one and only, folks.

The cobs issue a warning now and the result is meh pie smothered in meh sauce.

Posted by: eman at May 23, 2015 10:41 PM (MQEz6)

180 Yo, horde!

Brian Matucsz just tossed from O's Marlins game for having a foreign substance on his arm.

Posted by: DC in River City at May 23, 2015 10:42 PM (e+1S5)

181 'GOAL!!!

'Hawks tie it up.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 23, 2015 10:42 PM (YKaem)

182 I think Shaw actually gets that one.

Posted by: Garrett at May 23, 2015 10:42 PM (6qXZG)

183 Eleventy! is not even close to high enough. Bring your A+ game. And Gatorade. And....never mind.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 23, 2015 10:41 PM (cIoI4)



And booze. And lube. Lots of lube.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:42 PM (GEICT)

184 Heard NBC is looking to do live version of The Wiz like they did Peter Pan.

Posted by: Beth M at May 23, 2015 10:42 PM (kiy9d)

185 You gotta figure some pretty good al fresco glampin'
sex goes down in those posh tents, at least until a guy with a chainsaw
and face mask asks to join in the fun.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 23, 2015 10:40 PM (jR7Wy)


Chainsaw dude? No way. More like

"Oh my God! NOOO! RACOONS!!!11!! Make them go aWAY!"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2015 10:42 PM (t//F+)

186 Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at May 23, 2015 10:39 PM (BBBoi)

Good! One of my dogs is driving me to drink. Keep cruzin'!

Posted by: stace at May 23, 2015 10:42 PM (CoX6k)

187 Well, fuck it. I'm gonna be at a lake and at the ranch tonorrow.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 23, 2015 10:42 PM (Dytos)

188
180 Yo, horde! Brian Matucsz just tossed from O's Marlins game for having a foreign substance on his arm.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 23, 2015 10:42 PM (e+1S5)


The Reds manager got tossed from the game today before the first pitch.

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2015 10:43 PM (zt+N6)

189
184 Heard NBC is looking to do live version of The Wiz like they did Peter Pan.
Posted by: Beth M at May 23, 2015 10:42 PM (kiy9d)


horribly?

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2015 10:44 PM (zt+N6)

190 Brian Matucsz just tossed from O's Marlins game for having a foreign substance on his arm.

Posted by: DC in River City at May 23, 2015 10:42 PM (e+1S5)



No shit? Haven't seen anything like that in a long time.

They ever figure out what it was?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:44 PM (GEICT)

191
And booze. And lube. Lots of lube.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:42 PM (GEICT)


You have just described the requirements for the Monterrey Jazz Festival.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2015 10:44 PM (t//F+)

192 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Bill Cosby at May 23, 2015 10:44 PM (2AlPN)

193 >>>BC, can you provide a link to last year's? I want to know how far I have to ratchet it up. Now I'm intrigued.

It wasn't last year, it was many moons ago. There was much discussion about the finer technical points of certain....um...unconventional sexual activities.

I'm sure a link will be posted tomorrow night. Along with a stern warning that we're all on double secret probation already and don't push it dummies.

Posted by: DC in River City at May 23, 2015 10:45 PM (e+1S5)

194 Damn, looks like I'm missing a bit of a crazy game between the Ducks and the Ckhawks.

Posted by: Big League at May 23, 2015 10:45 PM (wGUin)

195 The official answer for the logic puzzle is wrong.
But then, they don't give you the option to pick the true correct answer
(either 8 OR Green).

You're only testing the proposition, and since both of those cards can falsify it, flipping over either constitutes a test.


Posted by: JSchuler

Either card can falsify it, either can support the proposition, therefore both need to be checked. The other two cards, are of course, irrelevant.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 23, 2015 10:45 PM (NaeCR)

196 ribald banter shouldn't come once, like Santa

Posted by: derit at May 23, 2015 10:46 PM (jT+gh)

197 Primitive camping = testing the bugout bag.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 23, 2015 10:46 PM (Z8DIA)

198 >>>No shit? Haven't seen anything like that in a long time.
They ever figure out what it was?

Second time this week to hear the announcers tell it. There was a dark smudge on his right forearm. Pine tar maybe? He swiped it a couple times before going to the ball.

Posted by: DC in River City at May 23, 2015 10:47 PM (e+1S5)

199 They ever figure out what it was?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:44 PM (GEICT)


Crisco. Bardahl. Vagisil

https://youtu.be/Pdjgdb-OxY8

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2015 10:47 PM (zt+N6)

200 Buttsecks. There was lots of buttsecks and maybe some boobage.

Posted by: Garrett at May 23, 2015 10:48 PM (6qXZG)

201 "No shit? Haven't seen anything like that in a long time.

They ever figure out what it was?
"
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:44 PM (GEICT)

It happened to Will Smith of the Brewers just last week. He got eight games and is appealing. Last year it was Michael Pineda of the Yankees.

Pine tar is the offending substance.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 23, 2015 10:48 PM (OQ9R7)

202 I didn't like the logic puzzle either. If turning over a blue card doesn't prove the rule (efficiently) then turning over an even number doesn't prove the rule either. If the rule requires an even number showing, the rule is not proven until all even number cards have been inspected which is no more efficient than turning over all the blue cards, or all the odd number cards, or the green one. And it still doesn't prove the rule because there still might be a card the researcher has hidden that disproves the rule. It's a word game, and a mind game, not a logic puzzle.

The second puzzle then goes on to make the very same assumption that the first puzzle says is incorrect. I stopped reading when it said, Assume anyone drinking is over 21.

Posted by: Geof Francs at May 23, 2015 10:48 PM (eO7pQ)

203 >>>The Reds manager got tossed from the game today before the first pitch.

I saw the video, but still have no idea what caused it. I'm assuming he was dragging an argument from yesterday to today, but you couldn't tell from the video.

Posted by: DC in River City at May 23, 2015 10:48 PM (e+1S5)

204 It wasn't last year, it was many moons ago. There was much discussion about the finer technical points of certain....um...unconventional sexual activities.

Posted by: DC in River City at May 23, 2015 10:45 PM (e+1S5)
---
Furries? It was furries, wasn't it?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 23, 2015 10:48 PM (jR7Wy)

205 That eagle on the tombstone almost made me cry.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 23, 2015 10:49 PM (UI0Cn)

206 Damn, looks like I'm missing a bit of a crazy game between the Ducks and the Ckhawks.
---

I'll say! Ducks scored three goals in 37 seconds.

Now 4-4 with 4 minutes left.

Posted by: Y-not at May 23, 2015 10:49 PM (RWGcK)

207
204 It wasn't last year, it was many moons ago. There was much discussion about the finer technical points of certain....um...unconventional sexual activities. Posted by: DC in River City at May 23, 2015 10:45 PM (e+1S5) --- Furries? It was furries, wasn't it?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 23, 2015 10:48 PM (jR7Wy)


Blame rdbrewer hitting on the tranny.

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2015 10:49 PM (zt+N6)

208 Suspend those pitchers 4 games, fine the teams a million dollars, and take away a 1st and fourth round draft pick!!!

Posted by: Roger Goodhell at May 23, 2015 10:51 PM (dkfG0)

209 I missed the Reds Manager ejection. Today was lawn and landscaping maintenance day.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 23, 2015 10:51 PM (OQ9R7)

210 Furries? It was furries, wasn't it?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 23, 2015 10:48 PM (jR7Wy)

****

If only it were that take.

Wahlberg and the Entourage crew must have laughing their fcuking azzes off when they made the Furry episode though.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 23, 2015 10:51 PM (cIoI4)

211 200 Buttsecks. There was lots of buttsecks and maybe some boobage.

Posted by: Garrett at May 23, 2015 10:48 PM (6qXZG)

.............

Oh my.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 23, 2015 10:51 PM (zS+qK)

212 196 ribald banter shouldn't come once, like Santa
Posted by: derit at May 23, 2015 10:46 PM (jT+gh)
---
Sounds like we also got Grampus flogging bad little hordelings. Also maybe some coal in stockings. Or was it Bannion in stockings?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 23, 2015 10:51 PM (jR7Wy)

213 He got eight games and is appealing.

Will he flirt his way out of the penalty?!

Posted by: derit at May 23, 2015 10:52 PM (jT+gh)

214 210

"Tame". Ugh.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 23, 2015 10:52 PM (XrHO0)

215 Here's another kitteh. Or maybe it's a bunneh.

http://buzzlamp.com/glimpse-amazing-past-historic-photos/90/

Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2015 10:52 PM (sdi6R)

216 "I did not deflate those baseballs"

Posted by: eman at May 23, 2015 10:53 PM (MQEz6)

217 Remind me to turn off the water in 16 minutes.....to help with the drought.....
Posted by: cthulhu at May 23, 2015 10:11 PM

Good luck w/ that.

We're hoping for rain here in N IL. Might happen, we shall see.

Posted by: Farmer at May 23, 2015 10:53 PM (o/90i)

218 >>>Buttsecks. There was lots of buttsecks and maybe some boobage.

Posted by: Garrett at May 23, 2015 10:48 PM (6qXZG)<<<

Count me in.

Posted by: Emma and her mattress at May 23, 2015 10:54 PM (dkfG0)

219 >>>Furries? It was furries, wasn't it?

Nothing nearly so innocent.

Posted by: DC in River City at May 23, 2015 10:54 PM (e+1S5)

220 That .gov link that says there's no ceremony at Crown Hill in Indianapolis is wrong (a .gov website wrong, get your shocked face!).

https://www.crownhill.org/events/detail.php/e/175

Dunno if I'll be going this year; I went two years ago and cried through the whole thing.

Posted by: HR finally drinking a beer at May 23, 2015 10:54 PM (rHXGG)

221 I remember the Infamous 1400 Memorial Day ONT

Picture a house party where there is broken furniture, flooded sinks, cigarette burns in the carpets, messes on the beds and a car in the swimming pool

Posted by: kbdabear at May 23, 2015 10:54 PM (GrXXa)

222
Freaking rain here 22 out of 23 days in May. I'm over it.

Crazy 3rd period in hockey.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2015 10:54 PM (ODxAs)

223 Playoff OT?

[Bows to hockey gods]

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 23, 2015 10:55 PM (YKaem)

224 Posted by: HR finally drinking a beer at May 23, 2015 10:54 PM (rHXGG)


...............

Finally? what took you so long? It's almost 10 pm!!!

Posted by: Molly k. at May 23, 2015 10:55 PM (zS+qK)

225 This is the link: http://minx.cc:1080/?post=287683

23 May 2009, the Saturday. Not #memday itself.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 10:56 PM (AVEe1)

226 Evenin horde

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 23, 2015 10:56 PM (XAFOu)

227 So, via Ekdahl on twitter, you can see Jupiter and Venus via the naked eye.

Look at the moon. Above and just to the right is Jupiter. Further to the right and closer to the right is Venus.

https://twitter.com/BrentCochran1/status/602306520307601408

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:56 PM (GEICT)

228 Could Pierre Maguire get Corky Perry's dick deeper in his throat?

Posted by: Garrett at May 23, 2015 10:57 PM (6qXZG)

229 so... this actually *is* the anniversary of THAT genghis ONT . o . o .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 10:57 PM (AVEe1)

230 *sigh*

Perhaps too much to drink.

Further to the right and closer to the horizon is Venus.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:57 PM (GEICT)

231 Finally? what took you so long? It's almost 10 pm!!!

Heh. I had a whole bunch this afternoon. Mostly fruit-flavored.

Posted by: HR finally drinking a beer at May 23, 2015 10:57 PM (rHXGG)

232 222

Freaking rain here 22 out of 23 days in May. I'm over it.

Crazy 3rd period in hockey.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2015 10:54 PM (ODxAs)


Colorado?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 23, 2015 10:58 PM (yxw0r)

233 I'm going to disconnect and watch the radar while I catch up on my reading. Goodnight all. Stay safe all you morons in the path of this climate change going on.

Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at May 23, 2015 10:58 PM (BBBoi)

234 Ol' "captain america" Palin Steele was hitting on joan too IIRC.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 10:58 PM (AVEe1)

235
229 so... this actually *is* the anniversary of THAT genghis ONT . o . o .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 10:57 PM (AVEe1)

A solemn nod in memory of genghis.

Posted by: eman at May 23, 2015 10:58 PM (MQEz6)

236 I remember the Infamous 1400 Memorial Day ONT

Picture a house party where there is broken furniture, flooded sinks, cigarette burns in the carpets, messes on the beds and a car in the swimming pool

Posted by: kbdabear
------------------------

...with people in it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 23, 2015 10:59 PM (4Mv1T)

237 Picture a house party where there is broken furniture, flooded sinks, cigarette burns in the carpets, messes on the beds and a car in the swimming pool

I've always wondered what-ever happened to the llama...

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 23, 2015 10:59 PM (KCxzN)

238 Let's talk about my favorite subject: me.

Today was a success. Got some pool time, watched some lacrosse MD-Denver on Monday for the championship. I was rooting for JHU, but oh well. Had some quality family time. Took the doggeh on a nice long walk in perfect weather.

Only downside was my knee and hip are still too banged up to allow me to do a Memorial Day Murph. But some ice and some good booze is numbing that pain down to an acceptable level.

Posted by: DC in River City at May 23, 2015 10:59 PM (e+1S5)

239 'ol Joan had a surprise for Palin Steele.

Posted by: Garrett at May 23, 2015 10:59 PM (6qXZG)

240 ...with people in it.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 23, 2015 10:59 PM (4Mv1T)



...having awesomely deviant sex.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:59 PM (GEICT)

241 231 Finally? what took you so long? It's almost 10 pm!!!

Heh. I had a whole bunch this afternoon. Mostly fruit-flavored.


Posted by: HR finally drinking a beer at May 23, 2015 10:57 PM (rHXGG)


...........

I like your style! I have a stuffy husband who frowns on my drinking when he isn't so I always wait until 5 at least to crack one. I figure that makes it legit.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 23, 2015 11:00 PM (zS+qK)

242 Be Well, lindafell.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 23, 2015 11:00 PM (OQ9R7)

243 227:Ah, Jupiter and Venus. Knew they were planets, didn't know which ones. I saw them and I'm in downtown DC.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 23, 2015 11:00 PM (20X6f)

244 >>228 Could Pierre Maguire get Corky Perry's dick deeper in his throat?

Heh. Not a fan, eh?

Neither am I.

Pretty sure the NHL muzzled Milbury after one of those games earlier this week. He was livid at the cheap shots by the Ducks and the lousy officiating.

Posted by: Y-not at May 23, 2015 11:00 PM (RWGcK)

245 It turns out the dog loves goat milk.

She's napping now, belly full.

Posted by: eman at May 23, 2015 11:00 PM (MQEz6)

246 Ah yes and also according to Back to the Future 2 the Cubs win the World Series this year.

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2015 11:00 PM (zt+N6)

247
Read the story about the Bald Eagle on the tombstone. Made me tear up.

Awesome picture and a great story. Hope all our veterans findpeace and comfort. Please know that you are greatly appreciated and you and your and your families sacrifice are held in the highest esteem.

Posted by: tbodie at May 23, 2015 11:01 PM (aJCKt)

248 kbdabear, I don't know where you get so many cool car and boat pics. They're amazing.


Posted by: Last at May 23, 2015 11:01 PM (8HiDF)

249 The eagle on the tombstone is majestic! My grandparents are buried in that cemetery so the photo has added significance for me.

Posted by: jix at May 23, 2015 11:02 PM (heq88)

250
236 I remember the Infamous 1400 Memorial Day ONT Picture a house party where there is broken furniture, flooded sinks, cigarette burns in the carpets, messes on the beds and a car in the swimming pool Posted by: kbdabear ------------------------ ...with people in it.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 23, 2015 10:59 PM (4Mv1T)


Ted Kennedy attended?

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2015 11:02 PM (zt+N6)

251 Was Joan going man to woman or the other way?

Posted by: eman at May 23, 2015 11:02 PM (MQEz6)

252 I assume they get the Internet where genghis is at now, but I'm not sure G-d's firewall would let our ONTs through. . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 11:03 PM (AVEe1)

253 but I'm not sure G-d's firewall would let our ONTs through.

We better hope He doesn't see it, eh?

Posted by: HR finally drinking a beer at May 23, 2015 11:03 PM (rHXGG)

254 Either card can falsify it, either can support the
proposition, therefore both need to be checked. The other two cards, are
of course, irrelevant.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 23, 2015 10:45 PM (NaeCR)

Both do not need to be checked because you are not required to be thorough or prove the assertion. You are just required to test by flipping the fewest cards over. As flipping over either of those cards is a test in and of itself, there is no need to flip over the other.
Basically, the phrasing of the problem casts you as a member of a public-sector trade union. If you flip both over, your union bosses will have a talking with you as you're making the others look bad.

Posted by: JSchuler at May 23, 2015 11:04 PM (6i4P9)

255 The eagle on the tombstone is impressive. And sobering.

Sup! What are we drinking!?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 23, 2015 11:04 PM (kS9UV)

256 Heh. My internal clock said "Go check the stove". It was just counting down to 2 seconds when I walked into the kitchen.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 23, 2015 11:04 PM (Wo9OY)

257 Looks like Fury Road is gong down harder than a journalist fighting for position to service the SCOMF eating an ice cream cone from the wrong end on Memorial Day.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 23, 2015 11:04 PM (dvoaF)

258 245 It turns out the dog loves goat milk.

------------

The jihadi loves the goat milk too.

Posted by: Achmed the Goat-Fucking Terrorist at May 23, 2015 11:05 PM (2AlPN)

259 Crappity. MIGHTY ORIOLES lose in 13 to puny Miami Baseketballs. DC sad now. Booze helps.

Posted by: DC in River City at May 23, 2015 11:05 PM (e+1S5)

260 I am pretty sure Joan was transitioning to a woman. I always thought Xe and rdbrewer were going to hook up.

Posted by: Garrett at May 23, 2015 11:06 PM (6qXZG)

261 >>>I assume they get the Internet where genghis is at now, but I'm not sure G-d's firewall would let our ONTs through. . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 11:03 PM (AVEe1)<<<


Actually... we only get the comments. For genghis, Andrew, and all the other 'Rons/'Ettes.

Posted by: The Pearly Gates Firewall at May 23, 2015 11:06 PM (dkfG0)

262 I actually wasn't here for the original. But it was so off the chain that there were threats of mass banning and of actually ending the ONT.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:38 PM

I remember that. Maybe it should be forgotten.

Can we all be friends? And not die in a pool?

Posted by: Farmer at May 23, 2015 11:06 PM (o/90i)

263 Oh joy,

Tornado watch til 0400.

And still raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 23, 2015 11:07 PM (OsWis)

264 257: they made the mistake by letting it known that Eve Ensler (Vagina Monologues) was involved with the movie (consultant or something). So, get a raving lunatic man hating feminist involved with a movie is box office poison. Go figure.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 23, 2015 11:07 PM (20X6f)

265 Hi HR!

Place where I work at "volunteered" / guilted me into testing their ANKLE BRACELETS. So I'm now stuck with wearing TWO of these hideous, bulky things that occasionally announce to everyone in the bookstore that I'm a criminal under surveillance. "Hey he's single, it's not like he has anything to do."

Can I have some of your gin?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 11:07 PM (AVEe1)

266 Geebus.


*goes to rushlimbaugh.com and drops the link to the car wreck of debauchery ONT*

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 23, 2015 11:08 PM (XAFOu)

267 Victor/Victoria
Joan/Jonah

Open up and say "ah" to the intriguing transgendered suffix

Posted by: derit at May 23, 2015 11:09 PM (jT+gh)

268 Darnit! Have I mentioned lately that you all are terribly unreliable?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 23, 2015 11:10 PM (T1005)

269 Place where I work at "volunteered" / guilted me into testing their ANKLE BRACELETS.

A prison bookstore? *pours gin*

Posted by: HR finally drinking a beer at May 23, 2015 11:10 PM (rHXGG)

270 Hey cooth : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 23, 2015 11:11 PM (OsWis)

271
268 Darnit! Have I mentioned lately that you all are terribly unreliable?
Posted by: cthulhu at May 23, 2015 11:10 PM (T1005)

Like a Fiat?

Posted by: eman at May 23, 2015 11:11 PM (MQEz6)

272 "Darnit! Have I mentioned lately that you all are terribly unreliable?"
-Posted by: cthulhu at May 23, 2015 11:10 PM (T1005)

Goes with the territory. This is the ONT. Know your surroundings, Scout!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 23, 2015 11:12 PM (OQ9R7)

273 OK, the water's off. I can relax a bit more.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 23, 2015 11:12 PM (T1005)

274 Hey Slap : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 23, 2015 11:12 PM (OsWis)

275 248 kbdabear, I don't know where you get so many cool car and boat pics. They're amazing.

Posted by: Last at May 23, 2015 11:01 PM (8HiDF)

Pinterest, Tumblr, and stuff I nicked from fellow Morons on a private Facebook group

Posted by: kbdabear at May 23, 2015 11:12 PM (GrXXa)

276 NO not the prison bookstore, the Barnes & Noble in Boulder. You know, the one with the hobos, the no comfy chairs, and the soggy raccoons outside begging me to let them in.

But thanks for the gin. Cheers *clink*

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 11:13 PM (AVEe1)

277 So I'm now stuck with wearing TWO of these hideous, bulky things that occasionally announce to everyone in the bookstore that I'm a criminal under surveillance.

Name that movie (or both):

"That's a honey of an anklet"

Posted by: derit at May 23, 2015 11:13 PM (jT+gh)

278 270
Hey cooth : )





Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 23, 2015 11:11 PM (OsWis)


Howdy, howdy!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 23, 2015 11:13 PM (T1005)

279 Live in Oklahoma, currently visiting Missouri. Think I'll stock up on beer on my way home.

Posted by: tbodie at May 23, 2015 11:13 PM (aJCKt)

280 Breath-holding swimmers drowning in droves?

I fail to see the downside in that.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 23, 2015 11:14 PM (OsWis)

281 a. Reliably Unreliable.

b. Unreliably Reliable.

c. Some of the Above.

This has been a Multiple Poor Choice Quiz.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 23, 2015 11:14 PM (RzZOc)

282 Because they've solved all the serious shit PETA is demanding 'Ye Olde Fighting Cockes' change their name.

They've had the name since 1872. 143 damn years.

Fuck off PETA.

The insane are truly in control.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 23, 2015 11:14 PM (XAFOu)

283 Howdy, SMFH! Need a pump for all that rainwater?

...bucket?

...sponges?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 23, 2015 11:14 PM (OQ9R7)

284 Breath-holding swimmers drowning in droves? I fail to see the downside in that.

They make the water taste funny.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 11:14 PM (AVEe1)

285 "They make the water taste funny."
-Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 11:14 PM (AVEe1)

*HAH!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 23, 2015 11:16 PM (OQ9R7)

286 283,

Nah.

Not that bad yet.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 23, 2015 11:16 PM (OsWis)

287 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 23, 2015 11:17 PM (KCxzN)

288
282 Because they've solved all the serious shit PETA is demanding 'Ye Olde Fighting Cockes' change their name. They've had the name since 1872. 143 damn years. Fuck off PETA. The insane are truly in control.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 23, 2015 11:14 PM (XAFOu


I'd have a press release that they have never received a complaint from a single rooster that it is offensive to them. And as soon as a Rhode Island Red does make an official complaint in "person" they will look into a name change.

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2015 11:17 PM (zt+N6)

289 Yo, Cooth, don't forget to turn off your water.





...too soon?

Posted by: Piercello at May 23, 2015 11:17 PM (QJCCx)

290 "Primitive camping = testing the bugout bag."

Okay, the labels on these MREs say that they timed out in 1995.

Good to go!

Posted by: torquewrench at May 23, 2015 11:17 PM (noWW6)

291 Wars are started by the leaders of the respective governments. We already know about Obama. What we don't know is if the leader of the Chinese government is ready to go to war to defend a territorial claim.

We suspect, based on past performance, that Obama will not go to war, but we also know that Obama's decisions are based on whim and what is said to him at the time, and his preferred tactic of avoiding making decisions. The most common sense conclusion is China will continue to advance its claim of territory until someone forces the issue, and it won't be Obama who makes a stand.

Posted by: Geof Francs at May 23, 2015 11:17 PM (eO7pQ)

292 283
Howdy, SMFH! Need a pump for all that rainwater?



...bucket?



...sponges?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 23, 2015 11:14 PM (OQ9R7)


....pipeline to California?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 23, 2015 11:17 PM (T1005)

293 lol cooth.

If I could.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 23, 2015 11:18 PM (OsWis)

294 G'Night, Alton.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 23, 2015 11:18 PM (OQ9R7)

295 I just queefed Shostakovich's Symphony No. 5.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 23, 2015 11:20 PM (Dwehj)

296 One of the little easter-eggs of That ONT? The Star Yamato Poster, whose name is a killing word, was there. But he left at #87 and came back at #1068. So he was not involved, at least not during the main part.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 11:20 PM (AVEe1)

297 PETA is demanding 'Ye Olde Fighting Cockes' change their name.

Change it to the Redskins.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 23, 2015 11:21 PM (W5DcG)

298 "....pipeline to California?"
-Posted by: cthulhu at May 23, 2015 11:17 PM (T1005)

You made your water table, now sleep on it. Perhaps they can set up the same "purchase" of water that they set up for energy?

Upside? It might lead to another recall!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 23, 2015 11:21 PM (OQ9R7)

299
295 I just queefed Shostakovich's Symphony No. 5.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 23, 2015 11:20 PM (Dwehj)

Go on...

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 23, 2015 11:21 PM (iLVH9)

300 As it stands:

Flash Flood Warning til 1200 am Monday.

Tornado Watch til 0400 am Sunday.

Severe Thunderstorm Warning til 2330 Saturday.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 23, 2015 11:22 PM (OsWis)

301 "The second puzzle then goes on to make the very same assumption that the first puzzle says is incorrect. I stopped reading when it said, Assume anyone drinking is over 21."

Well, all right then, a classic drinking-logician joke.

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender steps up and asks them if they all want beer.

The first logician says, "I don't know."

The second logician says, "I don't know."

The third logician says, "Yes."

Posted by: torquewrench at May 23, 2015 11:23 PM (noWW6)

302 Your indifference forces me to play with myself.

"Double Indemnity" and "The Naked Gun" are two films where the line is delivered.

Posted by: derit at May 23, 2015 11:23 PM (jT+gh)

303 I don't know why I put "purchase" in quotes.

*Aah!* I can't stop doing it!

...purchase.

...there it is.

Thank you oddly-soothing, random italicized voice!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 23, 2015 11:23 PM (OQ9R7)

304
I just queefed Shostakovich's Symphony No. 5.
Posted by: Sandra Flook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FF4HyB77hQ

here it is, pretty cool

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 23, 2015 11:24 PM (iLVH9)

305 Underwater in OK!

Posted by: Marybel at May 23, 2015 11:28 PM (mxd0k)

306 The ex number 2 lacky on red eye just dissed Ace!

Something he didn't quite say about ways to go about holding the GOPe debates.

He fellated Allah on toasty air too.

Twit. Reading is so hard to do...

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 23, 2015 11:29 PM (sH832)

307 torquewrench at May 23, 2015 11:23 PM (noWW6)

had the bartender asked, "All y'all want beer?"

It would have been a different problem.

Posted by: Geof Francs at May 23, 2015 11:29 PM (eO7pQ)

308 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 10:56 PM (AVEe1)
----
Wow. That ONT started out tame, peeing in the pool, boobehs, then it went down the rabbit hole and morphed into Ralph Bakshi's Anus in Wonderland.

Keep the buttstuff on the Darknet, people.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 23, 2015 11:30 PM (jR7Wy)

309
305 Underwater in OK!
Posted by: Marybel at May 23, 2015 11:28 PM (mxd0k)

Think!
Prayers up

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 23, 2015 11:30 PM (iLVH9)

310 I'm in a superposition state of mind.

Posted by: Erwin Schrodinger at May 23, 2015 11:30 PM (2AlPN)

311 I just queefed Shostakovich's Symphony No. 5.

Posted by: Sandra Flook


Howabout some Debussy from your....

OK. Never mind.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2015 11:31 PM (t//F+)

312 Big thoughts from a little guy hitting the sacramental wine before bedtime.

Big Guy knows what's needed, I absolutely trust that.

It's one of those axioms. If God is, God knows. Givens. That's #theology, regardless what I trust.

So, he said, belaboring to continue (theo)logically, if I lay my problems out before Him, any benefit would come from the experience of thinking things through in partnership with God; I'm not telling Him anything He doesn't already know.

So, knowing He knows, and that He knew from Before the Beginning of Beginnings, then, it behooves us to wait upon the Master Storyteller's Unwindings in all things, abiding in faithful patience with a sense of wonder. "Fear not." And all that. Even, "Be of good cheer." It's not just a good idea. It's the Son of God's command.

But...

But...

Sometimes it seems like He is all, like, "Eternal-destiny, y'know, man; it's covered. Don't worry 'bout the rise and fall of nations or the whole earth passing away thing."

While I'm all, like, "Yeah, but death and taxes, mortal life continuity, grandkids and stuff! About to hit a wall and would like to avoid it. Got any miracles in your bag, there, Supreme One? Hello, Dad? Hello?"

He gave us this time-space life to live, so it sort-of seems like it's up to us to keep reminding him regarding the Urgency of Time in our reckoning.

Know what I mean? Need help now. #twoweeks

Crazy.

Modern Madman's Plea

Help? Help?
Help us help!
Mommy Daddy Mommy Daddy!
Give us the wit and wisdom
to do what's before us now.
What you will.
Yay God.

Posted by: mindful webworker, close to the end at May 23, 2015 11:32 PM (ACs58)

313 "Keep the buttstuff on the Darknet, people."
-Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 23, 2015 11:30 PM (jR7Wy)

Agreed, TOTALLY!

Posted by: Jodie Foster's Fist at May 23, 2015 11:32 PM (OQ9R7)

314
305 Underwater in OK!
Posted by: Marybel at May 23, 2015 11:28 PM (mxd0k)


I've got a 20 gallon mud hole at the end of my driveway that is 4 months old. Been in this house 18 years. Never had a 4 month old mud hole before.

Posted by: tbodie at May 23, 2015 11:32 PM (aJCKt)

315 Eris: here's laura w laying down the law the next day:
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=287745

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 11:33 PM (AVEe1)

316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFlsXgw_SFE

no spiders

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 23, 2015 11:34 PM (iLVH9)

317 Keep the buttstuff on the Darknet, people.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 23, 2015 11:30 PM (jR7Wy)


Cool, so golden showers are still okay.

Posted by: Hilldebeast at May 23, 2015 11:34 PM (WFhZC)

318
Was asked to march again Memorial Day--quite flattered to be asked, in truth.

Since I can still fit into the A's (only took minimal altering) I get to show off some.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 23, 2015 11:35 PM (jeCnD)

319 If you flip both over, your union bosses will have a talking with you as you're making the others look bad.


Posted by: JSchuler at May 23, 2015 11:04 PM (6i4P9)

Haha, you funny man. I did not notice union goon in the problem statement.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 23, 2015 11:37 PM (NaeCR)

320 Nice job IG!

Long march?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 23, 2015 11:38 PM (XAFOu)

321 Oh my!!!

What a save.

Posted by: OT hockey at May 23, 2015 11:38 PM (dkfG0)

322 Memorial Day Parade, had to, wasn't an option, wasn't asked, was ordered to march in the Parade one Memorial day back in the sixties. We were a regular army unit at the time. A small group of little old ladies on the sidewalk applauded as we marched by. I stood a little taller that day, but other wise, I don't do ceremony.

Posted by: Geof Francs at May 23, 2015 11:39 PM (eO7pQ)

323 As far as loves forbidden (except on Memorial Day Saturday ONTs) - that Adult Friend Finder hack is - I think - going to yield some prime lulz.

I knew a lady who was on that service. She was a relative of a friend (okay, get it over with: "yeah sure, whatever"). It seemed to me that a lot of the people on that service were skeevy as hell. But if the Clintons have taught us anything, some people like skeevy. Especially politicians . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 11:39 PM (AVEe1)

324 irongrampa congrats !

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 11:40 PM (AVEe1)

325 315 Eris: here's laura w laying down the law the next day:
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=287745
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 11:33 PM (AVEe1)
---
I like that she's trying to be the cool aunt, yet still grab the Horde by the scruff of its collective neck and rub its nose in the filth. Bad dogs!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 23, 2015 11:43 PM (jR7Wy)

326 So the Warriors did anal to the Rockets tonight to the tune of 115-80. In Houston.

I don't see there being a lot of enthusiasm for Game Four.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 11:44 PM (AVEe1)

327 Ya know, that 3 OT game was a lot of fun.

Let's see if we can do that again tonight.

(on to OT #2)

Posted by: 'Hawks and Ducks at May 23, 2015 11:44 PM (dkfG0)

328 @ 320

No more than a mile,they keep it short for us old folk.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 23, 2015 11:44 PM (jeCnD)

329 OK, the water's off. I can relax a bit more.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 23, 2015 11:12 PM

Cool. I can now hit the hay w/ the expectation of Dad and Nephew coming here tomorrow. We've cleaned enuff, it's as good as it's gonna get.

Be well you Morons.

Posted by: Farmer at May 23, 2015 11:45 PM (o/90i)

330 webworker, you okay?

Posted by: Piercello at May 23, 2015 11:45 PM (QJCCx)

331 Heh, in keeping with the Memorial Day ONT theme, they just had a commercial for new Bar Rescue episodes. Apparently he's going to be going to a bar where they shot a porno.

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2015 11:45 PM (zt+N6)

332
Posted by: Geof Francs at May 23, 2015 11:39 PM (eO7pQ)

A little before my time, so late though it may be: Thank-you for your service.

Posted by: tbodie at May 23, 2015 11:45 PM (aJCKt)

333 Tricking allergies.


Boy. Flag. Tears.

http://tinyurl.com/k9xrh5x

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 23, 2015 11:46 PM (XAFOu)

334 I hate autocorrect.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 23, 2015 11:47 PM (XAFOu)

335 Double OT!

[Thanks hockey gods]

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 23, 2015 11:49 PM (WFhZC)

336 Glamping

What? You mean everybody doesn't keep a candelabra in their go bag? Philistines.

Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2015 11:49 PM (sdi6R)

337 334
I hate autocorrect.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 23, 2015 11:47 PM (XAFOu)


You mean autocucumber?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 23, 2015 11:51 PM (T1005)

338 Similarly, an infinite number of mathematicians walks into a bar. First guy says "I'll have a beer." Second guy says "I'll have half a beer." Third guy says "I'll have a quarter of a beer."

Bartender stops them right there, pulls two beers, sits them on the bar. Says "You know, you guys should really know your limit."


Posted by: Mickey and Sylvia at May 23, 2015 11:52 PM (QP2lF)

339 Ugh.

Tired. Sore. Stuffed full.

A good night , though. Just got home after hanging with some cute kids & watching Kung Fu Panda. Life could be worse.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 23, 2015 11:52 PM (OUpHg)

340 Adultfriendfinder ... isn't that "Find Your Fuck Buddy"?

I'm surprised that no Sandra Flukes or Emma Sulkowitz's have used it to entrap some guy with lots of cash with fake rape claims

Posted by: kbdabear at May 23, 2015 11:54 PM (GrXXa)

341
Well, Cheers to the Ten Commandments

Hup, Hup

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 23, 2015 11:55 PM (iLVH9)

342 Time for the old folk. Won't be around til Monday night likely, so have a good weekend, all.

And remember you are Americans, the head is held high.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 23, 2015 11:55 PM (jeCnD)

343 Well first draft of Combat Meido Alice is finished. Clocked in just short of 7,300 words. Thursday only had 4,100 words. So I think I made major progress.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2015 11:56 PM (VFat/)

344 Good night irongrandpa. Be safe.

Posted by: tbodie at May 23, 2015 11:57 PM (aJCKt)

345
ooooooh, time for the crazies. Ima skeered!

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 23, 2015 11:57 PM (iLVH9)

346
Anna Puma,
Just keep going, When you're hot you're hot etc

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 24, 2015 12:00 AM (iLVH9)

347 254
"Both do not need to be checked because you are not required to be
thorough or prove the assertion. You are just required to test by
flipping the fewest cards over. As flipping over either of those cards
is a test in and of itself, there is no need to flip over the other.
Basically,
the phrasing of the problem casts you as a member of a public-sector
trade union. If you flip both over, your union bosses will have a
talking with you as you're making the others look bad."

Both cards DO need to be turned over. If for example you turn over the green card to find an odd number, you have not tested the assertion; it can still be either true or false at that point. There is a difference between *can* falsify and *does* falsify.

Posted by: Anominous at May 24, 2015 12:01 AM (uXaGz)

348 Hello, Horde!

Just got back into Oklahoma after a 440-mile round trip to Texas and back. Who the hell left the sprinklers on?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at May 24, 2015 12:01 AM (rJUlF)

349 A little before my time, so late though it may be: Thank-you for your service.
Posted by: tbodie at May 23, 2015 11:45 PM (aJCKt)

Ya well, there is 'service' and then there is service. There are big burly men doing heroic things, and ordinary men doing extra ordinary things, and then there are the guys in the mess hall washing pots and pans.

I'm sorry now I even brought it up. But what really pisses me off are the God Damn Democrats who threw it all away. Lotta men and women died so some politician could advance his political career.

Nothing about irongramps, I don't know him. I just hate, really hate politicians.

Posted by: Geof Francs at May 24, 2015 12:01 AM (eO7pQ)

350 Hello, Horde!

Just got back into Oklahoma after a 440-mile round trip to Texas and back. Who the hell left the sprinklers on?Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at May 24, 2015 12:01 AM (rJUlF) exactly!

Posted by: tbodie at May 24, 2015 12:02 AM (aJCKt)

351 I was talking to a co-worker about the Highlander series. He is a big fan of Star Wars and was complaining that Highlander was all over the map and changed the basis for all three movies.

I quipped that Highlander didn't so much have a canon, as it had a ribaldequin.

Then I had to explain what a ribaldequin was.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 24, 2015 12:06 AM (t//F+)

352 331 Heh, in keeping with the Memorial Day ONT theme, they just had a commercial for new Bar Rescue episodes. Apparently he's going to be going to a bar where they shot a porno.


---------

Bar Rescue is the best show on TV. If only Brian Williams could host.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2015 12:07 AM (2AlPN)

353
Geof Francs I do not know how you served, does not matter. You served. My desire is that you know your service is appreciated and recognized.


That is all I have to offer.

Posted by: tbodie at May 24, 2015 12:07 AM (aJCKt)

354 (Searches Duck Duck Go for "ridbaldequin")

....niiiice!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at May 24, 2015 12:08 AM (rJUlF)

355 GOAL!!!!


'HAWKS WIN!!!

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 24, 2015 12:09 AM (eqgxe)

356 On the topic of glamping, I once spent the night in a yurt at the foot of Mt. Everest. I slept on a seat that looked like it had been stolen from a Ford Econoline.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2015 12:09 AM (2AlPN)

357 Booo. Wanted another period and a half of hockey.

Posted by: 'Hawks and Ducks at May 24, 2015 12:09 AM (dkfG0)

358 I usually tweet some late night pics on twitter that are a bit racier although no outright nudity..

Tonight, "Saturday Night Sideboob"

https://twitter.com/kbdabear

Posted by: kbdabear at May 24, 2015 12:09 AM (GrXXa)

359 Blackhawks win!!!!!
Blackhawks win!!!!!

Posted by: navypopojojo at May 24, 2015 12:10 AM (s8P1P)

360 It's so nice to have at least one team which doesn't break my heart

Posted by: navypopojojo at May 24, 2015 12:12 AM (s8P1P)

361 358

Thank you for helping keep..ahem...art...alive.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at May 24, 2015 12:13 AM (rJUlF)

362
So this chick brought a mattress to our first assignation.

I thought "score!", we'll do it in the parking lot after the creme brulee!

Posted by: Low-Information Dater at May 24, 2015 12:14 AM (wGUin)

363 326 So the Warriors did anal to the Rockets tonight to the tune of 115-80. In Houston.

I don't see there being a lot of enthusiasm for Game Four.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 11:44 PM (AVEe1)

That sucks donkey dangling parts, bth. If it's any consolation: as you know, the Warriors have been pretty much destined to win it all. I met their coach Steve Kerr a couple of times when he was with the Spurs. I had forgotten this, but his dad was assassinated by Islamic Jihad in Beirut in the 1980's. Just one of the many terrorist attacks of the 70s and 80s that've had me pissed at those bastards for decades.

Posted by: stace at May 24, 2015 12:14 AM (CoX6k)

364 Geof Francs, I don't know if you're referring to the victims of ISIS or Vietnamese boat people. The gods are fickle and cruel, that for them so much depends on which party is in power. Democrats pathologically prefer fake champions to real ones.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 24, 2015 12:15 AM (+4uXG)

365 It's so nice to have at least one team which doesn't break my heartPosted by: navypopojojo at May 24, 2015 12:12 AM (s8P1P) Wish I could say that about my Blues.

Posted by: tbodie at May 24, 2015 12:16 AM (aJCKt)

366 If NBC was brave, they would put Saturday Night Sideboob up against SNL, to see which would prevail.

Posted by: no one has ever complained about sideboob which went on too long at May 24, 2015 12:20 AM (wGUin)

367 If NBC was brave, they would put Saturday Night Sideboob up against SNL, to see which would prevail.Posted by: no one has ever complained about sideboob which went on too long No sideboob has ever gone on too long. Just sayin.

Posted by: tbodie at May 24, 2015 12:23 AM (aJCKt)

368 Piercello: "webworker, you okay?"

I do love this crowd. Thanks for asking, friend!

No, not entirely. It's problem time like it sounds. It's only material life crisis; prayers always welcome, also freely given.

Such a world!

Good night, Gracies. Maybe catch you on the morning post.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Murphy's lawyer at May 24, 2015 12:33 AM (XtR0g)

369 Guess what critters find shelter inside from floods?

Posted by: The New Spiders in your house at May 24, 2015 12:36 AM (0l7Hf)

370 Mindful Webworker: Prayers for you.

Posted by: tbodie at May 24, 2015 12:37 AM (aJCKt)

371
367 If NBC was brave, they would put Saturday Night Sideboob up against SNL, to see which would prevail.Posted by: no one has ever complained about sideboob which went on too long No sideboob has ever gone on too long. Just sayin.
Posted by: tbodie at May 24, 2015 12:23 AM (aJCKt)

European sideboob can be a little scary.

Posted by: eman at May 24, 2015 12:38 AM (MQEz6)

372 European sideboob can be a little scary.Posted by: eman at May 24, 2015 12:38 AM (MQEz6) Do tell..............

Posted by: tbodie at May 24, 2015 12:40 AM (aJCKt)

373
372 European sideboob can be a little scary.Posted by: eman at May 24, 2015 12:38 AM (MQEz6) Do tell..............
Posted by: tbodie at May 24, 2015 12:40 AM (aJCKt)

Hair, dude.

Posted by: eman at May 24, 2015 12:40 AM (MQEz6)

374 Hi all
CDR M that was a very sweet kitteh video and a very touching eagle photo, thank you for sharing

Posted by: chemjeff at May 24, 2015 12:42 AM (2XMpf)

375
LOL.

I've been told.

Posted by: tbodie at May 24, 2015 12:43 AM (aJCKt)

376 Ya well, there is 'service' and then there is service. There are big burly men doing heroic things, and ordinary men doing extra ordinary things, and then there are the guys in the mess hall washing pots and pans.

All that matters is that you rolled the dice and took your chances.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 24, 2015 12:45 AM (mmlFU)

377 Hi everyone,
I have clothes in wash & have to put in dryer.

Cthulhu,
Please check email in 10 minutes. I'm putting clothes in dryer & I am only guessing, but sure why older brother won't move to Texas, NM or anywhere else.

I have to sort clothes.

I love regulars & apologize for my absence. Too many comments to read.
I love early morning thread Best!

Posted by: Carol at May 24, 2015 12:48 AM (sj3Ax)

378 Hi Carol!!!

Posted by: chemjeff at May 24, 2015 12:49 AM (2XMpf)

379 Carol,

Cooth has requested that no one email him, since his email has been compromised.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 24, 2015 12:50 AM (OsWis)

380 Hi Carol. So, you are staying in Mass.?

Posted by: tbodie at May 24, 2015 12:51 AM (aJCKt)

381 377
Hi everyone,

I have clothes in wash have to put in dryer.



Cthulhu,

Please check email in 10 minutes. I'm putting clothes in dryer
I am only guessing, but sure why older brother won't move to Texas, NM
or anywhere else.



I have to sort clothes.



I love regulars apologize for my absence. Too many comments to read.

I love early morning thread Best!

Posted by: Carol at May 24, 2015 12:48 AM (sj3Ax)



I'm so sorry but my email has been compromised and you have just exposed your email to my attacker. Believe nothing from me and watch very very carefully for spoofs. I've posted this in a number of ONTs, but I've been busy.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 12:55 AM (T1005)

382 379
Carol,



Cooth has requested that no one email him, since his email has been compromised.





Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 24, 2015 12:50 AM (OsWis)


Double thumbs up!!! Thanks for havin' my back.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 12:56 AM (T1005)

383 There was an article (apparently) in New Republic by M. Oakshott bemoaning the next Libertarian age. Max Borders of FEE disagrees.

http://tinyurl.com/libertarian-age

Posted by: Kindltot at May 24, 2015 12:56 AM (t//F+)

384 154 Certain "dialog" by certain 'ette, or 'ettes, that is unparalleled to this day.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 23, 2015 10:37 PM

That wasn't an 'ette. "That's a man, baby!"

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2015 12:57 AM (W/5yG)

385 Watching "The Giver" from Redbox.

I'm surprised it got such shitty reviews. It is not a *great* movie, but it's got characters I care about and an interesting setting. The little tricks it plays with colour are a nice touch too.

Maybe the critics don't like that this brave-new-world utopia is too much like a Progressive dream, therefore a stultifying nightmare. . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 12:58 AM (AVEe1)

386 That wasn't an 'ette. "That's a man, baby!"
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2015 12:57 AM (W/5yG)

****

From what I recall, that was a Man on its way to being an Ette, if in name only.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 24, 2015 12:59 AM (XrHO0)

387 I think we are. My older brother is 10 1/2 years older than I am & I have my best male friend (cousin of my cousin) & we have known each other since children. He can help & has when I've hurt myself badly outside.

He's not going with us &I older brother knows I can't take care of him.
Tbodie.

If we move to Texas & anything happened to him I would be alone.
I'm sure that's his reason.

My best friend had to leave his home because witch that mother of is child wanted to move another man in. He found out last week that it was a woman & she moved out after few weeks because of dog & cat smell. Daughter is 24 & finally fessed up to my BF!

Posted by: Carol at May 24, 2015 01:00 AM (sj3Ax)

388 165 You can always ask rdbrewer about hitting on the tranny.
Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2015 10:39 PM (zt+N6)

Bingo. That was the shit that was the big problem. It got real...graphic.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2015 01:00 AM (W/5yG)

389
Hello everyone. Was driving out of Vegas today and came across a bunch of Anti-GMO a-hole protestors on Fremont Experience.
Felt good to give all of them the finger as I drove by.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2015 01:00 AM (F0Cog)

390
Hope and pray all the best for you and your family, Carol.

Posted by: tbodie at May 24, 2015 01:03 AM (aJCKt)

391 Always, cooth.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 24, 2015 01:04 AM (OsWis)

392 OK, it's after midnight local time and I'm headed for bed. Good night 'rons and 'ettes. All the best.

Posted by: tbodie at May 24, 2015 01:05 AM (aJCKt)

393 More for @377



It was covered in post 503 of last night's ONT.



Even after the ownership of an email account is reset, anyone who was logged into it with a POP3 client can see, read, and delete emails sent to that account until the link is reset (which may involve closing the POP3 client or rebooting the computer). SMTP, the transmitting protocol, requires valid id/password for each SENT message.....but my attacker has had that off-and-on. So he's been able to read emails to me since about Wednesday before last and send emails as me sporadically during the same period.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 01:06 AM (T1005)

394 Just read a gloss on the new Mad Max.

Am I wrong to think the plot is basically Waterworld with sand and no Kevin Costner?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 24, 2015 01:07 AM (t//F+)

395
394
Just read a gloss on the new Mad Max.

Am I wrong to think the plot is basically Waterworld with sand and no Kevin Costner?


Posted by: Kindltot at May 24, 2015 01:07 AM (t//F+)

that is a good way to put it, actually.
plus, more estrogen.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 24, 2015 01:08 AM (2XMpf)

396 There was a major punk music tour going on in Vegas. Huge number of fans arrived.I haven't seen that many mohawks and wild hair colors since I was in Jr. High.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2015 01:11 AM (F0Cog)

397 325 315 Eris: here's laura w laying down the law the next day:
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=287745
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 11:33 PM (AVEe1)
---
I like that she's trying to be the cool aunt, yet still grab the Horde by the scruff of its collective neck and rub its nose in the filth. Bad dogs!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 23, 2015 11:43 PM (jR7Wy)


Lots of banned commenters on that thread.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 24, 2015 01:14 AM (+Fae7)

398 They ever figure out what it was?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:44 PM (GEICT)


Tattoo ink?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2015 01:23 AM (pjnob)

399 okay going to bed.
good night all
sweet dreams

Posted by: chemjeff at May 24, 2015 01:23 AM (2XMpf)

400
They ever figure out what it was?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:44 PM (GEICT)


Tattoo ink?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ****

http://tinyurl.com/ktap7zy

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2015 01:27 AM (F0Cog)

401 Look at the moon. Above and just to the right is Jupiter. Further to the right and closer to the right is Venus.



https://twitter.com/BrentCochran1/status/602306520307601408

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 23, 2015 10:56 PM (GEICT)


Well, you can always see Jupiter and Venus with the naked eye, if they are above the horizon. They are the two brightest objects in the night sky, other than our own Moon. Even binoculars or a small telescope will resolve those planets to a disc, and you see the phases of Venus, like the phases of the Moon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2015 01:30 AM (pjnob)

402 So I'm now stuck with wearing TWO of these hideous,
bulky things that occasionally announce to everyone in the bookstore
that I'm a criminal under surveillance. "Hey he's single, it's not like
he has anything to do."



Can I have some of your gin?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 23, 2015 11:07 PM (AVEe1)


Have you considered torture testing those ankle bracelets? Maybe a little fire-walking? Deep-sea diving? Ride the water slide? Break dancing? Swamp-wading?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2015 01:36 AM (pjnob)

403 At the TIME no-one knew that joan was trans.

When did the Horde find out?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 01:42 AM (AVEe1)

404 Apparently he's going to be going to a bar where they shot a porno.

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2015 11:45 PM (zt+N6)


I shot a porno in Reno, you know, just to watch it die.

Posted by: zombie Johnny Cash at May 24, 2015 01:43 AM (pjnob)

405 AOP: They told me the bracelets weren't waterproof, so I have to take them off when I shower. Unsure about whether the rain we've had counts . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 01:43 AM (AVEe1)

406 352 331 Heh, in keeping with the Memorial Day ONT theme, they just had a commercial for new Bar Rescue episodes. Apparently he's going to be going to a bar where they shot a porno.


---------

Bar Rescue is the best show on TV. If only Brian Williams could host.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2015 12:07 AM (2AlPN)



In the season finale, Tafer was going back to previous rescues, and it appears he is going to rescue Piratez Tavern again.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 24, 2015 01:45 AM (+Fae7)

407 405
AOP: They told me the bracelets weren't waterproof, so I have to take
them off when I shower. Unsure about whether the rain we've had counts .
. .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 01:43 AM (AVEe1)


There's still the Misery treatment....

Seriously, if they're not testing for environmental conditions, what are they testing for -- color coordination?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 01:46 AM (T1005)

408 At the TIME no-one knew that joan was trans.

When did the Horde find out?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

I told the doctor "make me a hot chick" not "give me a dick." That's the last time I went to Guatemala for plastic surgery.

Posted by: Zombie Joan Rivers at May 24, 2015 01:47 AM (tgnRB)

409 ok August 25, 2010 seems to be the Big Joan Thread:
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=305037

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 01:48 AM (AVEe1)

410 cthulhu - not sure. Firmware updates maybe? (As opposed to the moistware that joan got installed with...) Or maybe they're making sure that the GPS locates me in the Colorado area rather than in, say, that sparkly crater on Ceres. I honestly didn't ask.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 01:50 AM (AVEe1)

411 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 01:43 AM (AVEe1)

As an involuntary, court-appointed subject of earlier versions of such tracking devices?

...*harumph*.

While I was told that I could not take a bath, I was allowed to shower daily.

Taking the device *off* defeats the purpose. Only a State-Approved pair of scissors can do that.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 24, 2015 01:51 AM (OQ9R7)

412 I miss all the cool meltdowns on here :^/

Well, excepting maybe Blayzor's. I was sort-of here for most of *that*. But that wasn't a cool meltdown. That was more the ending of a classic Greek tragedy

Still miss the guy (when he was soberish)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 01:52 AM (AVEe1)

413 cthulhu - not sure. Firmware updates maybe? (As
opposed to the moistware that joan got installed with...) Or maybe
they're making sure that the GPS locates me in the Colorado area rather
than in, say, that sparkly crater on Ceres. I honestly didn't ask.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 01:50 AM (AVEe1)


Heh. Just drive out to the countryside, and clamp them onto the legs of the nearest cow. They won't "ask" you to test them again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2015 01:54 AM (pjnob)

414 411
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 01:43 AM (AVEe1)



As an involuntary, court-appointed subject of earlier versions of such tracking devices?



...*harumph*.



While I was told that I could not take a bath, I was allowed to shower daily.



Taking the device *off* defeats the purpose. Only a State-Approved pair of scissors can do that.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 24, 2015 01:51 AM (OQ9R7)


I'd have been real tempted to wear one to a day spa -- 1 hour hot-tub with cold plunges, showers, and steam baths.....like @ Watercourse Way in Palo Alto.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 02:00 AM (T1005)

415 ...but my attacker has had that off-and-on. So he's been able to read
emails to me since about Wednesday before last and send emails as me
sporadically during the same period.


Possible to honeytrap the offender?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 24, 2015 02:01 AM (UVfht)

416 I miss all the cool meltdowns on here
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

I could give you a pretty cool meltdown, but I don't have the necessary accoutrement. All's I would need is a half gallon of Canadian whiskey, a stolen Camaro, and a Thai ladyboy. Bail money would be nice, but the meltdown wouldn't be as epic.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at May 24, 2015 02:04 AM (tgnRB)

417 I saw Phases of Venus open for the Cramps in 1979.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 02:07 AM (AVEe1)

418 In the season finale, Tafer was going back to previous rescues, and it appears he is going to rescue Piratez Tavern again.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 24, 2015 01:45 AM (+Fae7)


Actually, it was left kind of open ended as to whether he was going to help them out again or not. When they immediately destroy the concept the day after you leave and go back to the stupid shit that's not working why bother? I'm surprised they're still open actually. Its probably also why they've since shown him several times having some owners signing agreements that they will not change the name for at least one year.

Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2015 02:08 AM (zt+N6)

419 I'm not calling bth's account "Bullshit", but I am intimately acquainted with this sort of technology.

In 1996, it was a "proximity device". It only made contact when you left the perimeter. It was mostly waterproof.

Now they can use cell-towers and actually triangulate you.

I'd be willing to bet that these devices are waterproof.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 24, 2015 02:09 AM (OQ9R7)

420 hukkaboob on josh duggard just because josh got caught doesn't mean all home schoolers will be caught and besides republican presidential candidates are attracked to duggard the way crap attracts flies or the way your attracted to the next stall for gay sex at the bush station!

Posted by: captain*arizona at May 24, 2015 02:09 AM (vzX9t)

421 Slap: I did mention they were prototypes for testing... and they told me they hadn't "sealed" these for water. One of them even has duct tape over it. (Not sure why, other than, "we might still need to solder some more stuff on it".)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 02:13 AM (AVEe1)

422 415
...but my attacker has had that off-and-on. So he's been able to read

emails to me since about Wednesday before last and send emails as me

sporadically during the same period.

Possible to honeytrap the offender?


Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 24, 2015 02:01 AM (UVfht)


Well, considering he reads this blog, not any more.....

Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 02:14 AM (T1005)

423 You're supposed to smoke the peyote, dude, not stuff it up your ass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2015 02:15 AM (pjnob)

424 Libtard "logic": Josh Duggard is bad for playing grabass on preteen girls when he was 14 because he's a eeeevul xtian.
Lena Dunham went 2 knuckles deep into her infant sister but she's good because she's a fat, ugly progressive cunt.

I bet captain*arizona beat his dick harder than he beat his ex-wife when he listened to that part in Lena's audiobook.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at May 24, 2015 02:18 AM (tgnRB)

425 #420... (appropriate)

Allow me to interpret.

"I've never been involved in politics until my Mom said something that appealed to me. She said: "Go Full Retard and Just Say What You Feel, You Drunken Bastard Son of Mine!"

..."I took that to heart; and to this day, I enjoy eleventeen beers and just say shit!"

-This interpretation is brought to you by Slapweasel Industries.
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Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 24, 2015 02:20 AM (OQ9R7)

426 Typically I'm not trolling for gay sex at the "bush station" . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 02:21 AM (AVEe1)

427 DAMNIT! "Industries", even.

...so close to "funny".

...so comforted by "goofy".

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 24, 2015 02:21 AM (OQ9R7)

428 Does Slapweasel Industries have a newsletter by any chance?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at May 24, 2015 02:23 AM (tgnRB)

429
424 Libtard "logic": Josh Duggard is bad for playing grabass on preteen girls when he was 14 because he's a eeeevul xtian. Lena Dunham went 2 knuckles deep into her infant sister but she's good because she's a fat, ugly progressive cunt. I bet captain*arizona beat his dick harder than he beat his ex-wife when he listened to that part in Lena's audiobook.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at May 24, 2015 02:18 AM (tgnRB)


And the rapist Bill Clinton is celebrated and might even be a pedophile rapist. Barney Frank had his boyfriend running a brothel from his home. Filner regularly commited sexual assault. Anthony Wiener is a dick tweeting pervert. The Democrats in Congress applauded one of their own after he was caught molesting congressional pages. And the list goes on.

Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2015 02:23 AM (zt+N6)

430 And the list goes on.

Mary Jo Kopechne being unavailable for comment, still.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 02:25 AM (AVEe1)

431 I've been working diligently to ensure the stuff that my attacker can read gets even more boring than it usually is....and, I've got to tell you, that's a stretch. My usual incoming traffic is a shit-ton of neighborhood lost-dog notices, invitations to accounting conferences, news items of companies I own or am following -- even if I own one lousy $20 share as a spin-off of something else, notifications of fish meetings, spam, and the fiancee working late. I'm halfway inclined to will it to him, 'cause it's such a f'ing waste of time.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 02:25 AM (T1005)

432 Speaking of:
A rapist, a murderer, and a junkie walk into a bar.
The bartender says "good morning Mr. Kennedy."

Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at May 24, 2015 02:26 AM (tgnRB)

433 democrats don't claim to be jeezus! The way you phony republicans do! You show me a republican and I will show you a degenerate!

Posted by: captain*arizona at May 24, 2015 02:27 AM (vzX9t)

434
432 Speaking of: A rapist, a murderer, and a junkie walk into a bar. The bartender says "good morning Mr. Kennedy."
Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at May 24, 2015 02:26 AM (tgnRB)


Which one?

Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2015 02:27 AM (zt+N6)

435 Which one?
Posted by: buzzion

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at May 24, 2015 02:29 AM (tgnRB)

436 -Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 02:25 AM (T1005)

I appreciate your comforting process ...lol.

I've already changed all my passwords.

P.S.A.: Change your passwords twice-a-year. Whenever they call for a "clock-change"? Turn "ColdBeer101" into "ColdBeer102".

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 24, 2015 02:29 AM (OQ9R7)

437 a draft dodger a traitor and a crook walk into a bar the bar tender says good morning vice president cheney!

Posted by: captain*arizona at May 24, 2015 02:30 AM (vzX9t)

438 is someone going to inform c*a that we spend most of our time snarking about how bad Republican congressmen suck, especially people like Huckabee; and that this site is run by an agnostic; and that several commenters here (especially on the ONT) are likewise agnostic?

... or should we just leave c*a to his weekly game of milky biscuit with moo moo . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 02:30 AM (AVEe1)

439 Posted by: captain*arizona at May 24, 2015 02:27 AM (vzX9t)

Give me one quote, please.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 24, 2015 02:30 AM (OQ9R7)

440 433,

Your mother didn't just drop you when you were born.

She drop-kicked you.

Repeatedly.

Now go away, you window-licking, crayon-eating, bicycle helmet-wearing fucktard.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 24, 2015 02:33 AM (OsWis)

441 Meh, bored. Nini morons.

And bless your heart, c*a. (By "heart" I mean "ass", and by "bless" a cactus is implied.)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2015 02:34 AM (AVEe1)

442 I got a captain*arizona from one of the girls at Thoroughbreds in the parking lot. I felt dirty and ashamed even before the fire-pee started.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at May 24, 2015 02:34 AM (tgnRB)

443 So this is what goes on late late at night here?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 24, 2015 02:38 AM (PbIX1)

444 c*a:

#1. Take your finger out of your ass. That's no way to go through life, Son.
#2. An "ad hominem" is something you need to look-up.
#3. Stop sniffing that finger.
#4. Seriously, knock it off. It ain't right.
#5. You're embarrassing yourself. ...again.
#6. Your Mom wouldn't approve of such measures.
#7. Stop drinking whatever you're drinking.
#8. Some alcoholics can be helped.
#9. Eet Moar Chikin!
#10. I still love you and I'll pray for you despite announcing to everyone that you're "goofy".

Don't hate me until you've met me. I'll buy the beer!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 24, 2015 02:40 AM (OQ9R7)

445 @439 quotes I am not a crook milhouse I wasn't trading arms for hostages bonzo I am not gay I never have been gay public craper larry craig sadaam has nuclear weapons dead eye dog dick cheney.

Posted by: captain*arizona at May 24, 2015 02:40 AM (vzX9t)

446 443
So this is what goes on late late at night here?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 24, 2015 02:38 AM (PbIX1)


There's been a lot of weird. Normally, thing's'd be cruisin' along and it would switch into random music videos in a couple of hours. But it's a 3-day holiday and who knows.....

Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 02:42 AM (T1005)

447 Damn, I thought cap az was a disease they gave me a pill for while I was in Panama.

OT (really?) Did anyone see the Eurovision finale linked somewhere earlier?

We are fucked. Yes, proper fucked Turkish.

The winner sings about how we are the heroes of our time by fighting the demons in our minds. Yeah, everyone pat themselves on the back for being tolerant.

How does that work out in a foxhole you worthless fucks?

How about you put down the ice cream and recognize the people that made your stupid indulgent lifestyle possible?

Grrrr....

Posted by: pilot141 at May 24, 2015 02:42 AM (cVitw)

448 "So this is what goes on late late at night here?"
-Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 24, 2015 02:38 AM (PbIX1)

*looks around*

*kicks previous conversations under a chair*

...no?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 24, 2015 02:44 AM (OQ9R7)

449 Hey dumbass,

Those are not quotes.

Those are random words being spewed by an imbecilic mind.

"My mom tried to sell me to ISIS, but they didn't have any need for me, since I am built like a Ken doll." - captain*arizona

That is a quote.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 24, 2015 02:44 AM (OsWis)

450 445
@439 quotes I am not a crook milhouse I wasn't trading arms for hostages
bonzo I am not gay I never have been gay public craper larry craig
sadaam has nuclear weapons dead eye dog dick cheney.

Posted by: captain*arizona at May 24, 2015 02:40 AM (vzX9t)


I have to admit, if the Beatles had done that, it would have been better than "I am the Walrus".

Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 02:44 AM (T1005)

451 Cthulhu & coldbeer1

Guess I'll stay a day walker...

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 24, 2015 02:47 AM (PbIX1)

452 Posted by: pilot141

Here's the Eurovision from Poland from last year, the one Ace posted. Comfort yourself with that.
https://youtu.be/syMhJMmGEIc

Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at May 24, 2015 02:47 AM (tgnRB)

453 Posted by: captain*arizona at May 24, 2015 02:40 AM (vzX9t)

Allow me to respond, in-kind:

Then that guy was all of that shit without anything and we all made all of this shit about everything and then some fucking guy was cumming on dresses... HAH.

Well... that was weird, so women are something and Hillary is whatever, so that's what I do.

-Have I summed-up your position, or should I continue to diagnose your infantile, alcoholic disposition?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 24, 2015 02:49 AM (OQ9R7)

454 @449 they are all quotes you as well as I have heard from them numerous times you just don't like to here them so back to your repressed homosexual jokes that you dream about doing.

Posted by: captain*arizona at May 24, 2015 02:51 AM (vzX9t)

455 "Guess I'll stay a day walker..."
-Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 24, 2015 02:47 AM (PbIX1)

This area is for the "goofy". Perhaps a woman of your intelligence should merely "lurk" and indulge in the simplicity of the ONT.

My stupid ass stays away from the day threads for fear of immediate repercussion. Your refined and intelligent ass might stay away from the ONT for its unsavory nature and ...uhhh. Stuff.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 24, 2015 02:55 AM (OQ9R7)

456 Posted by: captain*arizona at May 24, 2015 02:51 AM (vzX9t)

#11. Punctuation is always a good idea.

Let me post as "you":

You are always wrong because the facts aren't on your side so that's one thing that you should think about when you are making posts that mean nothing and we aren't even saying anything that is not true so go find something that I have said and prove it wrong because you can't.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 24, 2015 02:59 AM (OQ9R7)

457 josh duggard mr republican of the year!

Posted by: captain*arizona at May 24, 2015 03:00 AM (vzX9t)

458 Sometime when I get really drunk, I'll watch hip-hop videos on Youtube. Is that weird? Normally I can't stand the stuff, but 4 or 5 double run & cokes in and I'm down like J-Roc from Trailer Park Boys (well, maybe not that bad).

Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at May 24, 2015 03:01 AM (tgnRB)

459 OK, so is this CA AZ character posting as the Captain of the USS Arizona, lost on Dec 7th, 1941 and recognized with somber honor on Memorial Day as the graveyard of 1,102 Americans?

Because I would like for people to start focusing on WHY they have Monday off. And it has nothing to do with jagoff trolls.

Enjoy your burgers and hot dogs, but I'm sure the real bloggers will be around on Monday with some excellent posts.

Posted by: pilot141 at May 24, 2015 03:07 AM (cVitw)

460 Someone a few days back recommended "The Dadly Virtues" talk from AEI. Whoever it was was surprised at how funny Tucker Carlson turned out to be on this panel. Among a group including Jonah Goldberg, James Lileks and P.J. O'Rourke, of all people, Carlson was supposedly the most amusing.

I was skeptical, but open to Moron Recommendations.

Anyhoo, I watched the show tonight, and the whole thing is pretty good, but Tucker's bit is really, really funny.

SNL could learn a thing or two from the panel, and Tucker's talk in particular.

YouTube link to the whole thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8SMOk2T5DI

Carlson's part starts at 51 min or so, but you should watch the whole thing.

Posted by: half-in-the-bag Moron at May 24, 2015 03:08 AM (wGUin)

461 Coldbeer1 I'm not very bright... I'm a bit buzzed had a not so fun ending to what was supposed to be a fun evening...I'm worried about one friend... Pissed at, hurt by & missing another that vanished. I'm just melancholy I guess. ...think I'll go back to the bar.

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 24, 2015 03:10 AM (PbIX1)

462 Posted by: captain*arizona

Tell us again about Hillary's many accomplishments.

Posted by: dial tone at May 24, 2015 03:12 AM (wGUin)

463 I'm arguing with a Twelve-Year-Old.

*cracks a Final Beer*

-For those who have fought.
-For those who have paid the Ultimate Price for my Freedom to sit at a computer and spew my special brand of bullshit?

I Thank You

-I thank you and those that surrounded you. I thank you for your bravery in the face of those who would end our way of life.

-I thank you for facing the unknown on a daily basis.

-I thank you for volunteering while I sat on my ass, writing about your bravery.

-I thank you for defending the Freedoms allowed by the Constitution of these great United States of America.

I thank you because I am simply an idiot with a keyboard. Without your sacrifice, I am a douchebag without reverence for greatness achieved through Righteous Indignation.

God Bless those who have laid the ultimate sacrifice upon the Altar of Freedom.

God Bless these Great United States of America.

Thank You.

-Good Night, Everybody.

*static*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 24, 2015 03:13 AM (OQ9R7)

464 Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 24, 2015 03:10 AM (PbIX1)

I'll pray for your friends and their safety.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 24, 2015 03:15 AM (OQ9R7)

465 *OUT*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 24, 2015 03:15 AM (OQ9R7)

466 Posted by: pilot141

Amen brother. It's depressing to think about all those good men who gave their last full measure of devotion just so freeloading retards and power-mad psychopaths could piss away all they fought to secure. It's depressing but I'll do it anyway because it's the right thing to do. Although it's not depressing to think about what THEY did, they've already earned their place at God's side, it's us the living who'll have to face the music for what's happened to what they've left, and that's depressing.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at May 24, 2015 03:18 AM (tgnRB)

467 Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 24, 2015 03:13 AM (OQ9R7)




Slap's got the words and the soul.....the rest of us can merely say "amen".

Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2015 03:18 AM (T1005)

468 Come on, troll, tell us why we should vote for Hillary!

Russians in Crimea, Middle East in flames, Iran about to get the bomb, China's Fuck You America Bank, Bill's Rape Coverup Fund, deleting e-mails, breaking State Department regulations, lying about Benghazi, but hey look at all the Airmiles the drunken fatass racked up!

Posted by: nod and sip! at May 24, 2015 03:24 AM (wGUin)

469 Posted by: nod and sip!

No fair using facts against an emotion based argument.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 24, 2015 03:26 AM (UVfht)

470 Posted by: nod and sip!

But she (allegedly, ask Huma) has a pussy.
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at May 24, 2015 03:29 AM (tgnRB)

471 221
I remember the Infamous 1400 Memorial Day ONT



Picture a house party where there is broken furniture, flooded
sinks, cigarette burns in the carpets, messes on the beds and a car in
the swimming pool





Posted by: kbdabear at May 23, 2015 10:54 PM (GrXXa)

dont forget the clogged toilets

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at May 24, 2015 03:38 AM (SmC4z)

472 dont forget the clogged toilets

Never did figure out how they got a mattress stuffed in there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 24, 2015 03:40 AM (UVfht)

473 I don't care if you vote for hillary she doesn't need your vote because as she tells bill you kiss the asians and blacks and I will kiss the mexicans and jews and we will win the white house as ften as we choose!

Posted by: captain*arizona at May 24, 2015 03:42 AM (vzX9t)

474 Never did figure out how they got a mattress stuffed in there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Stop triggering me! I need a safe space!

Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz's mattress at May 24, 2015 03:42 AM (tgnRB)

475 and a car in the swimming pool

Ferrari 458, or 1985 Camaro Berlinetta?

Posted by: details at May 24, 2015 03:46 AM (wGUin)

476 we will win the white house as ften as we choose!

Like in 2008 amirite!

Posted by: PUMA at May 24, 2015 03:56 AM (wGUin)

477 Hillary! ran in 2008, didn't she?

I think I remember that.

Carville was really angry about something.

Did she become Presidentess and I missed it?

Or did Madame Blofeld lose what she was supposed to win, and resign herself to merely messing up some simple Russian translations, the Middle East, the Far East, Europe, Central America, South America, and the Antipodes?

Posted by: so cruel at May 24, 2015 04:02 AM (wGUin)

478 Also being complicit in killing an American ambassador, but you wouldn't give a fuck about that, would you, captain*arizona?

Why do you hate gays and want to see them murdered by Libyan mobs, captain*arizona?

A vote for Hillary! is a vote for assassinating ambassadors.

Posted by: admit it at May 24, 2015 04:10 AM (wGUin)

479
dont forget the clogged toilets


... and. of course, the garbage cans of empties.


You can still smell the stale beer ...

Posted by: Manfred von Brauerei-Mehrwertsteuer, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlemen at May 24, 2015 04:11 AM (FlRtG)

480 LIES! Our glorious Fuhrer Uberhistorikzuerst, whose cankles you vingnutz are not fit to lick, has exploded onto the electoral scene like a scat-fetish porn star after a trip to Tijuana. She will take zee vite house and stay there until her liver gives out. Now sing her anthem:
Dyke-sex, dyke-sex uber alles.

Posted by: kaptain arizona at May 24, 2015 04:15 AM (tgnRB)

481 Well folks, I'm to the sucking-spilled-liquor-out-of-the-carpet stage of the night, time to call it. For Memorial Day, I'll leave you with Charlotte Church singing "I Vow To Thee My Country" (not an American song I know, but no specific country is mentioned, so I think it fits):
https://youtu.be/GJNtqrle6jU

G'night Horde.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig, getting his drank on at May 24, 2015 04:33 AM (tgnRB)

482 Beautiful. Played that at Churchill's funeral. Off to work, ye payers of the tax!

Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2015 05:47 AM (go5uR)

483 The leather gets flashed and the lumber swung
The fans, they yell "Let's go Royals"
And the boys in blue win another one

Yeah, I know. Lame as my left knee but if no one is around to read it, did it make a sound?

Posted by: teej at May 24, 2015 05:52 AM (qyZxC)

484 Have a good day Ero.

Posted by: teej at May 24, 2015 05:53 AM (qyZxC)

485 CDR: Although, your point that every swimmer holds their breath while it the pool is well-taken. I certainly spent entire days swimming underwater holding my breath. Young girls love to pretend they are mermaids . However, many lifeguards (or former guards) have experienced pulling out idiots who drown, or nearly drown, after hyperventilating to hold their breath longer, while attempting to swim underwater for extended periods. One of our swim team members, attempted to swim too many laps underwater and passed out. We found him in time, but during resuscitation, we could not bring him back before permanent brain damage occurred. The warning to be aware of the danger should not be ignored.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at May 24, 2015 05:25 PM (7JEPK)

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