AoSHQ Podcast: Guest, @AndrewStilesUSA

Washington Free Beacon Digital Managing Editor and Ace of Spades HQ Podcast Special Hillary Corrspondent Andrew Stiles joins Gabe and John this week for an extended Hillary Update.

Intro: George Clinton - Atomic Dog
Outro: Thompson Twins - Lies

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Open thread in the comments.

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1 Open thread?

Posted by: HH at May 22, 2015 04:12 PM (Ce4DF)

2 Yay! Time to download this ma'.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 04:13 PM (fIp5S)

3 OK, go get the others...

Posted by: HH at May 22, 2015 04:13 PM (Ce4DF)

4 Ace
I emailed Rush audio about you to you & wrote how to hear
You only. Please read.

Posted by: Carol at May 22, 2015 04:14 PM (I+pN1)

5
Ace:

Get Rush on the podcast, and then tell him off!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:15 PM (St6BJ)

6 Dear Blog,

What's the deal with the cowbell?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2015 04:16 PM (6kSmr)

7 I've spent more time out in garden crying from
Allergies than actually doing anything.

Posted by: Carol at May 22, 2015 04:16 PM (I+pN1)

8
I think it's not a good idea to eat a gooey danish only a couple hours before dinner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:16 PM (St6BJ)

9 The Thompson Twins raped my ears on several occasions throughout the early to mid-eighties.

Posted by: Garrett at May 22, 2015 04:16 PM (Y663r)

10 7 I've spent more time out in garden crying from
Allergies than actually doing anything.
Posted by: Carol at May 22, 2015 04:16 PM (I+pN1)

Time to take a Zyrtec, Allegra or get a scrip for Nasonex.

If all else fails, stay indoors with a HEPA filter, dear.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:17 PM (St6BJ)

11 9 The Thompson Twins raped my ears on several occasions throughout the early to mid-eighties.
Posted by: Garrett at May 22, 2015 04:16 PM (Y663r)

Chekov and Tyrrell, "Wrath of Khan." Now THAT was ear rape.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:18 PM (St6BJ)

12 What's the deal with the cowbell?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2015 04:16 PM (6kSmr)

ಠ_ಠ

Posted by: Blue Öyster Cult at May 22, 2015 04:18 PM (7YlUk)

13 Finally, a non-lesbian Thread.

Posted by: Garrett at May 22, 2015 04:18 PM (Y663r)

14 Dear blog; I've been puzzling over the definition of "sociopath" from earlier today. Do you actually know anyone like that?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 22, 2015 04:19 PM (bIFFs)

15 The Thompson Twins raped my ears on several occasions throughout the early to mid-eighties.

Heh. Back when I tended bar, I had a pair of pretty cute girl twins who'd come in after their softball games every few days.

Their names were Thompson. Naturally, I called them the Thompson Twins.

Also naturally, they were young and didn't know who they were named after.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 04:20 PM (0HooB)

16 "I think it's not a good idea to eat a gooey danish only a couple hours before dinner. "

But you did it anyway, didn't you.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 04:20 PM (LA7Cm)

17 13 Finally, a non-lesbian Thread.
Posted by: Garrett at May 22, 2015 04:18 PM (Y663r)

I understand Four Non-Blondes are going to cover "When the Levee Breaks" as "When the Dyke Breaks."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:20 PM (St6BJ)

18 The Thompson Twins raped my ears on several occasions throughout the early to mid-eighties.
Posted by: Garrett at May 22, 2015 04:16 PM (Y663r)

Chekov and Tyrrell, "Wrath of Khan." Now THAT was ear rape.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:18 PM (St6BJ)

A hole is a hole is a hole...

Posted by: Eight holes... for starters... at May 22, 2015 04:20 PM (7YlUk)

19 16 But you did it anyway, didn't you.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 04:20 PM (LA7Cm)

Could. Not. Resist.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:20 PM (St6BJ)

20 J. J.
Rush Spoke well of Ace & said he's well known conservative blogger & an original thinker. I listened twice today

Posted by: Carol at May 22, 2015 04:21 PM (I+pN1)

21 Damn yo' bref!

Damn yo' bref!

Damn yo' bref!

Stank!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJGFQ7O9h-M

Posted by: Infectious Grooves sings the Hillary theme song at May 22, 2015 04:21 PM (ETUnb)

22 "I understand Four Non-Blondes are going to cover "When the Levee Breaks" as "When the Dyke Breaks."

I say "Hey, what's going on!"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 04:22 PM (LA7Cm)

23 20 J. J.
Rush Spoke well of Ace & said he's well known conservative blogger & an original thinker. I listened twice today
Posted by: Carol at May 22, 2015 04:21 PM (I+pN1)

Yeah, I heard it. Someone snarked that "original thinker" is a Rush euphemism for whack-o, but I didn't hear it like that.

It was a good shout out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:22 PM (St6BJ)

24 J. J..
I started with Alllegra per doctor & script for Flonase & 6 Benadryl today!

Posted by: Carol at May 22, 2015 04:24 PM (I+pN1)

25 This podcast is at least 25% gay.

Posted by: Yes means Maybe at May 22, 2015 04:25 PM (7wyDO)

26
Hey Carol:

I was watching a woodworking video and the guy was using this mask for his nostrils to keep the sawdust out.

Worth a try?

Nosk Anti-Allergy Nose Mask

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:25 PM (St6BJ)

27 13 Finally, a non-lesbian Thread.
Posted by: Garrett at May 22, 2015 04:18 PM (Y663r)

--Paging Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 04:25 PM (ETUnb)

28 He called it a "Smart Military Blog", I think.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 22, 2015 04:26 PM (QM5S2)

29 J. J.
I agree that Rush was impressed with Ace too.

Posted by: Carol at May 22, 2015 04:26 PM (I+pN1)

30 24 J. J..
I started with Alllegra per doctor & script for Flonase & 6 Benadryl today!
Posted by: Carol at May 22, 2015 04:24 PM (I+pN1)

Oy. Well, full disclosure, I've been seeing an allergist since 2011 and it has definitely helped. Need to get retested to see if my immunity has built sufficiently to stop.

Long term commitment but it has helped. Especially since it was my cats that pushed me over the edge.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:26 PM (St6BJ)

31 Washington Free Beacon Digital Managing Editor

FREE BACON!! Whoo-hoo!!

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 22, 2015 04:27 PM (5KY1+)

32 Free at last! Free at last! My shopping for wedding attire for this weekend is DONE!

*dances maniacally* *weeps*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 04:27 PM (FsuaD)

33 28 He called it a "Smart Military Blog", I think.
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 22, 2015 04:26 PM (QM5S2)

Did he say "Award-Winning?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:27 PM (St6BJ)

34 Pretty sure you can't increase the effectiveness of Benadryl by taking a larger dose. However, I can also be mistaken.

Posted by: Garrett at May 22, 2015 04:27 PM (Y663r)

35 No Ace?

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 04:27 PM (iQIUe)

36 Gabe wears many hats but no pants.

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 04:27 PM (iQIUe)

37 32 Free at last! Free at last! My shopping for wedding attire for this weekend is DONE!

*dances maniacally* *weeps*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 04:27 PM (FsuaD)

Who's the lucky guy?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:28 PM (St6BJ)

38 We need some music.

Black Sabbath - The Wizard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpwwDvDiou8

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 04:28 PM (0HooB)

39 We buy the Costco 2-packs of Ortho for crabgrass a week for Hillary's lawn maintenance.

Posted by: Team Hillary! at May 22, 2015 04:28 PM (ETUnb)

40 34 Pretty sure you can't increase the effectiveness of Benadryl by taking a larger dose. However, I can also be mistaken.
Posted by: Garrett at May 22, 2015 04:27 PM (Y663r)

Washed down with a fifth of gin, no doubt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:28 PM (St6BJ)

41 J. J.
Nasacort is OTC now & I have used it today too!

Posted by: Carol at May 22, 2015 04:28 PM (I+pN1)

42 >>Long term commitment but it has helped. Especially since it was my cats that pushed me over the edge.

They love to do that shit. Can't leave a glass of water anywhere near the bastards.

Posted by: Garrett at May 22, 2015 04:29 PM (Y663r)

43 36 Gabe wears many hats but no pants.
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 04:27 PM (iQIUe)

Men Without Colons, "Safety Pants."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:29 PM (St6BJ)

44 Dear blog; I've been puzzling over the definition of "sociopath" from earlier today. Do you actually know anyone like that?
Posted by: Bill Clinton
------------------

Well, gentle reader, the term 'sociopath' is often misused.

The presentations of a psychopath versus a sociopath are diferent. Some people say that a psychopath is extremely well-organized, secretive, and manipulative, while a sociopath is disorganized, unable to pass for "normal," and messier in his or her crimes.

Thus, Charlie Manson is a 'Sociopath', whereas yourself, say, and Barack Obama are 'Psychopaths'.

Posted by: Web Shrink at May 22, 2015 04:29 PM (QyBQv)

45 Did he say "Award-Winning?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:27 PM (St6BJ)

Beat me to it.

Posted by: Golfman at May 22, 2015 04:29 PM (48QDY)

46 42 They love to do that shit. Can't leave a glass of water anywhere near the bastards.
Posted by: Garrett at May 22, 2015 04:29 PM (Y663r)

So weird that I find myself on the floor every morning. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:30 PM (St6BJ)

47 Who's the lucky guy?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:28 PM (St6BJ)

Heh.

Late BFF's son is getting married on Memorial Day in ATL. So sad that she won't be there to dance with her son.

The couple has a full weekend of parties planned for the millenials. Husband and I will hang out with the geezers.

The wedding is formal, and I finally found a gown, shoes, evening bag. My other gowns are all for winter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 04:30 PM (FsuaD)

48 SABBATH!

Posted by: Garrett at May 22, 2015 04:30 PM (Y663r)

49 They love to do that shit. Can't leave a glass of water anywhere near the bastards.

http://is.gd/MCM0Nk

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 22, 2015 04:30 PM (ZKzrr)

50 Garrett
I am so miserable I took daily dose max in 6 hours of

benadryl.
Thank you!

Posted by: Carol at May 22, 2015 04:31 PM (I+pN1)

51 I started with Alllegra per doctor & script for Flonase & 6 Benadryl today!

Carol, wash them down with some Valu-Rite.

Allergies will be the last thing you think about, I promise.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 04:31 PM (0HooB)

52 47 The wedding is formal, and I finally found a gown, shoes, evening bag. My other gowns are all for winter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 04:30 PM (FsuaD)

Well, enjoy and mazel tov (or however they say it in Presbyterian). Seriously, have a great time.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:31 PM (St6BJ)

53 More BS - Fairies Wear Boots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPzuKlslG18

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 04:32 PM (0HooB)

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at May 22, 2015 04:32 PM (sCHw2)

55 51 Allergies will be the last thing you think about, I promise.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 04:31 PM (0HooB)

A phrase pregnant with meaning, as Churchill would say.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:32 PM (St6BJ)

56 So, I'm sitting at a red light near the dept. store.

A yute steps off the curb and walks between my car and others, hand down the front of his pants like he's masturbating.

Wish I'd had a taser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 04:32 PM (FsuaD)

57 Nope, not going there.

Posted by: Snuke Sniffing Pig at May 22, 2015 04:33 PM (uGrec)

58 Posted by: trumpetdaddy at May 22, 2015 04:32 PM (sCHw2)

You don't say?

Posted by: Garrett at May 22, 2015 04:33 PM (Y663r)

59 Some BB went after the Police Commissioner in NYC today at a meeting. Such a nice town

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2015 04:33 PM (/tNwW)

60 Oh shit.

Posted by: Golfman at May 22, 2015 04:34 PM (48QDY)

61
Masturbatin' Pete's been missing a while, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:34 PM (St6BJ)

62 Well, enjoy and mazel tov (or however they say it in Presbyterian). Seriously, have a great time.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:31 PM (St6BJ)

Thanks. Son can't wait. The bride has six gorgeous sisters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 04:34 PM (FsuaD)

63 A phrase pregnant with meaning, as Churchill would say.

Two doses and you'll see Elvis.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 04:35 PM (0HooB)

64 I've spent more time out in garden crying from
Allergies than actually doing anything.

I feel your pain, Carol. Too many Pollenesians in this country. Wear wraparound safety sun glasses (Lowes) for eyes and mask for nose. Windy day like today? Forget it, you have zero chance of not suffering.

As the late, great Chris Hitchens said -- what does not kill you, does not kill you.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 22, 2015 04:36 PM (xQX/f)

65 59 Some BB went after the Police Commissioner in NYC today at a meeting. Such a nice town
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2015 04:33 PM (/tNwW)

Bratton is a grandstanding stooge for working under DeBolshevik.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:38 PM (St6BJ)

66 j. J.
I'll try suggestion in 26.

Posted by: Carol at May 22, 2015 04:39 PM (I+pN1)

67
Bratton is a grandstanding stooge for working under DeBolshevik.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:38 PM (St6BJ)

Yup, but still NYC is falling apart

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2015 04:39 PM (/tNwW)

68 Some BB went after the Police Commissioner in NYC today at a meeting. Such a nice town
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Couldn't have been BB King.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 22, 2015 04:40 PM (W5DcG)

69 67 Yup, but still NYC is falling apart
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2015 04:39 PM (/tNwW)

Sad, but true.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:41 PM (St6BJ)

70 SE Pa Moron
I'm sorry you suffer top & I'll try suggestion.
Thank you.

Posted by: Carol at May 22, 2015 04:41 PM (I+pN1)

71 Free - Fire and Water

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMcVxWtELj0

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 04:41 PM (0HooB)

72 As the late, great Chris Hitchens said -- what does not kill you, does not kill you.

That which doesn't kill you can still piss you off.
http://is.gd/pdb06I

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 22, 2015 04:41 PM (ZKzrr)

73 I like Andrew Stiles. Love his and JohnE's deadpan.

Will save the podcast for an opportune time.

Although from what Andy wrote, Ace is not present. That makes me have a sadz.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 22, 2015 04:42 PM (shFKH)

74 Well, gentle reader, the term 'sociopath' is often misused.

The presentations of a psychopath versus a sociopath are diferent. Some people say that a psychopath is extremely well-organized, secretive, and manipulative, while a sociopath is disorganized, unable to pass for "normal," and messier in his or her crimes.

Thus, Charlie Manson is a 'Sociopath', whereas yourself, say, and Barack Obama are 'Psychopaths'.
Posted by: Web Shrink at May 22, 2015 04:29 PM (QyBQv)

--0bama seems to ooze being a pathological liar. Remember when he was bullshitting about being a huge White Sox fan and "Kominskey Park" and not being able to name 3 men who played for the team, ever? When someone feels compelled to lie about something as insignificant as sports team fandom, it seems pathological to me.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 04:42 PM (fIp5S)

75 Supposedly eating local honey can help with allergies, if you can find local honey. I think it has to be within 5 miles or so.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at May 22, 2015 04:42 PM (9Y7bY)

76 5.4 earthquake near Vegas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 04:42 PM (FsuaD)

77 >>>Some BB went after the Police Commissioner in NYC today

BB= hecklers?
today (Friday)= yesterday (Thursday)?

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2015/05/21/hecklers-disrupt-bratton-city-council-hearing/

Posted by: m at May 22, 2015 04:44 PM (WIUGG)

78 Some BB went after the Police Commissioner in NYC today at a meeting.
Such a nice town
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Couldn't have been BB King.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.

Daisey Red Ryder FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 22, 2015 04:44 PM (5KY1+)

79 0bama seems to ooze being a pathological liar. Remember when he was bullshitting about being a huge White Sox fan and "Kominskey Park" and not being able to name 3 men who played for the team, ever? When someone feels compelled to lie about something as insignificant as sports team fandom, it seems pathological to me.
Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 04:42 PM (fIp5S)

Plus when he was campaigning the first time, he referred to the Senate Foreign Relations committee as "my committee." I think this was while he was speaking to Israelis or Jews, and I thought, nothing good can come out of a man who can tell such a needless and obvious lie.

And this was before he owned the military and killed Bin Laden with his bare hands.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 22, 2015 04:45 PM (shFKH)

80 Carol, I have a question about trimming rose bushes.

My downstairs neighbor has one. Over the last few years every time I trim it back it literally doubles it's size. And when I cut I really cut. But it still roars back.

Didn't have a chance to trim it last year, and now the damn thing is taking up about a quarter of the patio.

Any advice?

Posted by: HH at May 22, 2015 04:45 PM (Ce4DF)

81
NGU:

You are gonna LOVE this. So, SCOAMF goes into a DC synagogue and on Erev Shavuous he lectures the congregation that Jewish values command Israel give up land to the Palestinians.

I have no more words, bile or spittle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:45 PM (St6BJ)

82 The bride has six gorgeous sisters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 04:34 PM (FsuaD)

Oh, sweet fancy Elvis. Pity their poor dad.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 22, 2015 04:46 PM (vgIRn)

83
BB = schva-- momzer?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:46 PM (St6BJ)

84 I forgot to mention that he wasn't even on the Foreign Relations committee at the time and had never been.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 22, 2015 04:46 PM (shFKH)

85 I believe Uriah Heep originally did The Wizard.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 22, 2015 04:46 PM (+jijM)

86 Emerson, Lake and Palmer - Blue Rondo a la Turk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLhSr_b4Bb0

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 04:46 PM (0HooB)

87 Thus, Charlie Manson is a 'Sociopath', whereas yourself, say, and Barack Obama are 'Psychopaths'.

The psychopath never takes a bath: https://youtu.be/vLXHAj7_NQI

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 22, 2015 04:46 PM (YEelc)

88 84
I forgot to mention that he wasn't even on the Foreign Relations committee at the time and had never been.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 22, 2015 04:46 PM (shFKH)

SCOAMF's gotta SCOAMF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 04:47 PM (FsuaD)

89
Isnt this the commemoration of God giving the 10 Commandments to Israel? Is Obama inferring that he is God?

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 04:47 PM (iQIUe)

90 And now, a little heterosexuality:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHS8LAqHyHs

Posted by: The Hetero-Hat at May 22, 2015 04:47 PM (7YlUk)

91 85 I believe Uriah Heep originally did The Wizard.
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 22, 2015 04:46 PM (+jijM)

If Mariah Carey formed a band with Uriah Heep and pianist Murray Perahia . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:47 PM (St6BJ)

92 Oh, pen thread.

Posted by: Montblanc fan at May 22, 2015 04:48 PM (ZtFr+)

93 89
Isnt this the commemoration of God giving the 10 Commandments to Israel? Is Obama inferring that he is God?
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 04:47 PM (iQIUe)

Implying. But he's not implying - he's declaring.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:48 PM (St6BJ)

94 What doesn't kill me obviously missed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 04:48 PM (0HooB)

95 94 What doesn't kill me obviously missed.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 04:48 PM (0HooB)

. . . by that much.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:49 PM (St6BJ)

96
Feast of the Tabernacles. Shavuot.

That fucking sick, evil bastard. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:50 PM (St6BJ)

97 82 The bride has six gorgeous sisters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 04:34 PM (FsuaD)

Oh, sweet fancy Elvis. Pity their poor dad.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 22, 2015 04:46 PM (vgIRn)

--Heh, Jane can make a movie called Seven Grooms for Seven Sisters. Has anyone nicknamed them the Pleiades?

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 04:50 PM (fIp5S)

98 I guess the JEF, Mooch and the brats will be attending church this Sunday as they do regularly. Nice of him to go in a synagogue and lecture teh Joos.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 04:50 PM (FsuaD)

99 Dear blog; I've been puzzling over the definition of "sociopath" from earlier today. Do you actually know anyone like that?
______________

How about that son of a bitch that was just arrested for torturing and murdering that D.C. family and their housekeeper? He stopped the beatings and stabbings just long enough to order a couple of pizzas with their credit card. Torturing people can really give you a case of the munchies, right?

According to the Daily Mail -- and yes, you have to go to a foreign source to find these things out -- our dear criminal was another one of those lovely "immigrants" that make this country great! He came here from Guyana, at age 20, in 2000. He spent all of 9 weeks in the military before being kicked out, and then spent the rest of his years here as a chronic criminal. He had "39 brushes with the law," including repeated arrests and convictions for assaults and other violent crimes.

And yet, nobody in our f*cking sorry excuse for a government ever thought it might be a good idea to deport this worthless career criminal back to the fetid swamp from which he came. And now U.S. taxpayers will be paying millions of dollars over the course of this sociopath's life to prosecute and incarcerate this vile POS -- not to mention the fact that four innocent people, including a 10-year old boy -- were brutally murdered by this asshole who had absolutely no business being in this country in the first place.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 22, 2015 04:50 PM (lmdHn)

100 BTW, that ELP video shows the famous dagger-in-the keyboard routine.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 04:50 PM (0HooB)

101
5.4 earthquake near Vegas.

I used to do better than that.

Posted by: Underground Nuclear Tests at May 22, 2015 04:52 PM (IBLOg)

102

TGIF folks!

Gelato in the sun...

Have a great Holiday Weekend.
Flags waving!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2015 04:52 PM (zqrZE)

103 Feast of the Tabernacles. Shavuot.

That fucking sick, evil bastard. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:50 PM (St6BJ)

'Till Armageddon no shalam, no shalom

Posted by: Johnny Cash at May 22, 2015 04:53 PM (ETUnb)

104 I'm sorry you suffer too & I'll try suggestion.
Thank you.
Posted by: Carol at May 22, 2015 04:41 PM (I+pN1)

I suffer about a 1 on a 1 to 10 scale. But certain days, in mid-spring with a lotta wind (exactly like today) I sneeze a lot, my eyes burn and I know why people buy Benadryl. Besides the obvious opportunities to transform it into crystal methamphetamine.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 22, 2015 04:54 PM (xQX/f)

105 90 And now, a little heterosexuality:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHS8LAqHyHs
Posted by: The Hetero-Hat at May 22, 2015 04:47 PM (7YlUk)

I nailed that one, didn't I?

Posted by: Michael Bolton at May 22, 2015 04:54 PM (ETUnb)

106 Thankfully, our allergy season is over down South.

It was miserable this year.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 04:55 PM (FsuaD)

107 I heard on Rush that one of the guys who writes the part above the comments wrote a good article on David Letterman. Does he have a website where he posts his articles?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 22, 2015 04:56 PM (SntwW)

108 106 Thankfully, our allergy season is over down South.

It was miserable this year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 04:55 PM (FsuaD)

--Alas, I live in the desert, and while I don't have allergies the dust alone is making my eyes itch like crazy. I'm kinda fucked 'cause the AC doesn't work in my van so I have to pick my poison (dust or roasting) with the windows.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 04:57 PM (ETUnb)

109 Does he have a website where he posts his articles?

Yeah, but no one ever reads the posts, they go straight to the comments.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 22, 2015 04:58 PM (xQX/f)

110 Mucho Caliente.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 22, 2015 04:58 PM (SntwW)

111 Yes - Heart of the Sunrise live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1X_nl6gkS4

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 04:59 PM (0HooB)

112
The Thompson Twins raped my ears on several occasions throughout the early to mid-eighties.
Posted by: Garrett at May 22, 2015 04:16 PM (Y663r)

Chekov and Tyrrell, "Wrath of Khan." Now THAT was ear rape.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 04:18 PM (St6BJ)

I had a girlfriend who liked it in the ear.

Every time I tried to put it into her mouth, she'd turn her head.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2015 05:02 PM (lpeQC)

113 Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 04:57 PM (ETUnb)

I didn't have allergies when I lived in AZ or CA. But started getting them when I moved to KS.

But, on a bright note, I used to get the flu every 4yrs or so, and have been flu free for about all the time I've lived here.

Posted by: HH at May 22, 2015 05:03 PM (Ce4DF)

114
And now, a little heterosexuality:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHS8LAqHyHs
Posted by: The Hetero-Hat at May 22, 2015 04:47 PM (7YlUk)

I nailed that one, didn't I?

Posted by: Michael Bolton at May 22, 2015 04:54 PM (ETUnb)

No you didn't, fuckin' no-talent ass-clown.

Posted by: Michael Bolton, why should *I* change my name? at May 22, 2015 05:06 PM (lpeQC)

115 Thanks to Global Warming we now have extended winters -- right through what used to be long, gradual warm ups. So everything blooms later, then suddenly. All at once. Everything.

I'll wash the wife's car, two days later it is completely yellow with pollen. Guy at the local 'Brew Through' said to my wife, "What the hell happened to your car"?

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 22, 2015 05:07 PM (xQX/f)

116 and I know why people buy Benadryl. Besides the obvious opportunities to transform it into crystal methamphetamine./i]

ur doin it rong.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 22, 2015 05:08 PM (ZKzrr)

117 Damn, I got a heart attack just thinking about this:

http://on.aol.com/video/milb-to-debut-frankenslice-pizza-with-a-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-518838439

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 05:09 PM (fIp5S)

118 nood Hillary

Posted by: m at May 22, 2015 05:10 PM (WIUGG)

119 No you didn't, fuckin' no-talent ass-clown.
Posted by: Michael Bolton, why should *I* change my name? at May 22, 2015 05:06 PM (lpeQC)

--I was waiting for someone to invoke Office Space.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 05:14 PM (fIp5S)

120 That's an insult to ass clowns.

Posted by: simplemind at May 22, 2015 05:35 PM (BTnAK)

121 The fish keeps a body temperature of 5C WARMER THAN THE SURROUNDING, not a body temperature of 5C. 5C warmer than the surrounding is 9F warmer than the surrounding.

Dollars to doughnuts the correction they had to correct was the same moron mistake YOU made

Posted by: andy b at May 22, 2015 05:49 PM (6CqxA)

122 Here's my "Ask The Blog" question--

When is the stupid software running this place going to get an upgrade so it becomes usable?!

Posted by: Null at May 22, 2015 06:27 PM (xjpRj)

123 On the fish body temperature quick hit:

The 5C temperature is NOT the fish's body temp, but how much warmer the fish's body temp is than the surrounding water. That's why the "roughly 9F" is correct: it is roughly 9F warmer than the surrounding water temp. It's relative, not absolute.

Posted by: JSchuler at May 22, 2015 07:12 PM (6i4P9)

124 And andy b beat me... by 90 minutes... two posts above mine...

Posted by: JSchuler at May 22, 2015 07:14 PM (6i4P9)

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