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Posted by: Killerdog at May 22, 2015 08:37 AM (/mhj3) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:38 AM (St6BJ) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:39 AM (St6BJ) 4
Mattress girl is an idiot
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 22, 2015 08:39 AM (GpgJl) 5
Mattress girl is an idiot
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 22, 2015 08:39 AM Seriously....and I'm still stuck with the cra-cra bitch. Posted by: The Mattress at May 22, 2015 08:40 AM (h4vJk) 6
Mooch workout video.Please God make it stop.
Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2015 08:40 AM (mGBKM) 7
And if you have not read the popehat link in the sidebar, it is highly recommended.
Posted by: flounder at May 22, 2015 08:41 AM (ecDRv) 8
The key to that "tactical success" story is this:
. . . according to U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry. If Kerry or any other member of the choom gang said it, it is guaranteed to be a lie. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 22, 2015 08:42 AM (GpgJl) 9
The US military is being used just to give cover that team SCOAMF is actively fighting ISIS. We're not. Like everything else they do, it's a political stunt. The only time they go whole hog is to fuck up an ally or make things intentionally worse. I really loathe everything about them. They are an enemy of freedom every bit as much as the Russkies, Chi-Coms and Islam. I hope the Angel of Death visits the Left with a fury. Soon. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:42 AM (St6BJ) 10
There are more reasons Hillary is unfit? How many do you need?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 08:42 AM (mf98z) 11
'Mattress Girl" Is A Perfect Icon For The Feminist Left
A lying attention whore with a probable personality disorder and possible mental illness. Couldn't get more perfect than that. Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2015 08:42 AM (2Ojst) 12
Another reason why Hillary Clinton does not deserve to be president
We don't need another reason. She needs to be in jail. She has committed one felony after another. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 22, 2015 08:43 AM (GpgJl) Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 22, 2015 08:43 AM (fWAjv) 14
Not sure how much you can tell from a single photograph, but my take on Mattress Girl and her friends' expressions at graduation is that they were soooooo sooooooo impressed with their own cleverness that they could barely keep from peeing themselves. "Ohhh, we're are so going to cause a commotion, it'll be awesommmmmmme!!"
I may be reading too much into the picture I saw. Made me want to bless their poor little hearts. Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 22, 2015 08:43 AM (mvenn) 15
"staying out of Syria is getting harder, the costs of inaction in Syria are growing, and the options for getting into Syria keep getting uglier."
Uh, no. It's very easy to stay out of Syria, just do nothing. The costs of inaction are not going up. In fact there are no costs of inaction. The options for getting into Syria keep getting uglier. Yes, that true and all the more reason to stay out of Syria; Sen. McCain's opinion not withstanding. Why would we want to 'get into Syria' and then just give it all away ten years later like we did in Iraq? Posted by: Old Man Dester Giggens at May 22, 2015 08:43 AM (yq6to) 16
Clinton Foundation reveals up to $26 million in additional payments
As I said in the ONT, she illegally classified them as something that doesn't require reporting. When is she going to be prosecuted. She didn't just miss them. She intentionally hid them. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 22, 2015 08:44 AM (GpgJl) 17
We're not. Like everything else they do, it's a political stunt. The only time they go whole hog is to fuck up an ally or make things intentionally worse.
I really loathe everything about them. They are an enemy of freedom every bit as much as the Russkies, Chi-Coms and Islam. I hope the Angel of Death visits the Left with a fury. Soon. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:42 AM (St6BJ) Or when they need to get something off the news. Anybody hear of the individual Abu Sayyaf before he was totse a top top top commander in ISIS? Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 22, 2015 08:45 AM (fWAjv) 18
Posted by: The Mattress at May 22, 2015 08:40 AM (h4vJk)
*** Can you maybe tell her to give it a rest? Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 22, 2015 08:45 AM (mvenn) Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2015 08:45 AM (2Ojst) 20
Left below at tail end of lat thread:
Next week is my denominational meeting. We have six pieces of legislation related to homosexuality-I am hoping that I can avoid some of the discussion because I have to be out of the room counting votes. We are supposed to have the largest attendance ever for our denominational meeting; I think it's not coincidental that we have a high registration and this legislation at the same time, but you can't vote unless you're a credentialled clergy or laypersons (Rep from a church) They don't allow tables at the meeting trying to influence votes on legislation but I hope we're not going to heave to wade through loud group protestors outside on either side of the issue. Last night I woke up from a nightmare in which there was a terrorist attack by ISIS or something at the meeting. As far as I recall they have metal detectors before you go in the Conf rooms, but still-this nightmare was very unsettling. I would appreciate your prayers for our group. The meeting starts on Thursday and goes through part of Saturday. Uggh. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2015 08:46 AM (1sJza) 21
@12 Vic is right. If we had real justice in this country, Hilldog would be in jail instead of running for president.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 22, 2015 08:46 AM (1uTkE) 22
Who keeps telling Michelle she looks good in workout gear?
I do not want to see that woman in yoga pants or leggings. EVER. Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2015 08:46 AM (sftxM) 23
timing is everything
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 22, 2015 08:46 AM (0O7c5) 24
I'm ready for the Mooch to take her ass back to Chicago and STFD and STFU. And that goes triple for that asswipe she is married to.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 22, 2015 08:46 AM (GpgJl) 25
OT: ok from the sidebar. MP3....So "Marijuana Girl" was never a movie, just a movie poster? I was looking to add it to my Netflix.
Posted by: Paladin at May 22, 2015 08:47 AM (hxLER) 26
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Squatchy Posted by: Michelle 0bama video at May 22, 2015 08:47 AM (D4Uvm) 27
"When is she going to be prosecuted."
I think we know the answer to that. The political class protects their own. If'n unless there's money in it. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 08:47 AM (mf98z) 28
19 Anti-Stephanopoulos Artwork Posted Near ABC News Headquarters
Awesome stuff. Very Sabo-esque. Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2015 08:45 AM (2Ojst) Actually right across the street from their studios on Columbus Ave. and 66th St. ABC's corporate HQ is further downtown on 6th Avenue near Rock Center. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:47 AM (St6BJ) 29
"Ohhh, we're are so going to cause a commotion, it'll be awesommmmmmme!!"
Yeah, that's what I saw, too. Bet they thought this was the ultimate "speaking truth to power" moment. Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2015 08:47 AM (sftxM) 30
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Squatchy
Posted by: Michelle 0bama video at May 22, 2015 08:47 AM Even I know not to click on that. Nope. Not gonna do it Posted by: The Mattress at May 22, 2015 08:48 AM (h4vJk) Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 22, 2015 08:49 AM (mvenn) 32
I suppose Emma in carrying her mattress regards herself as martyr to her cause. However the point is, she can't even carry her own secular cross symbol. She needs her friends to help do it and they are carrying her baggage. Somehow Jesus and Simon of Cyrene is a much more meaningful image.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2015 08:49 AM (1sJza) 33
So this Daron Wint cancer was apprehended. Too bad. He should've been riddled with bullets but now he'll become Mumia part deux. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:50 AM (St6BJ) 34
Robert Downey Jr. seems like a genuinely good man.
A rare commodity in that industry these days, I think. Posted by: @JohnTant at May 22, 2015 08:50 AM (PFy0L) 35
For Robert Downey Jr., Forgiveness Transcends Mistakes
Wow. Watch the video. Just, wow. RDJ just became my favorite active Hollywood actor. What a mensch. Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2015 08:50 AM (2Ojst) 36
I wonder with the students at Columbia really think about the whole thing,if they could express their opinion without worrying about PC.
Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2015 08:50 AM (mGBKM) 37
27 If'n unless there's money in it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 08:47 AM (mf98z) Or a Republican not in liberal standing. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 22, 2015 08:51 AM (GpgJl) 38
did you see the "paypal" posters? http://tinyurl.com/k8rx6sl
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 22, 2015 08:51 AM (0O7c5) 39
The Moochelle workout. Yell at white people. Throw the poor out of hospitals. Collect $300,000 a year and not show up. Become First "Lady" (quote, unquote) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:51 AM (St6BJ) 40
For Robert Downey Jr., Forgiveness Transcends Mistakes It sound like some media douchebags are looking to collect Downey's scalp as a trophy. And Mel Gibson was done in Hollywood for making The Passion of the Christ-- they just wanted an excuse to justify it with, so a drunken rant (unheard of in Hollywood?? Really?) served the purpose. Gibson's really done because he promoted Christianity when they were telling him not to. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 22, 2015 08:52 AM (oVJmc) 41
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So this Daron Wint cancer was apprehended. Too bad. He should've been riddled with bullets but now he'll become Mumia part deux. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:50 AM (St6BJ) And they do not have a death penalty in DC. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 22, 2015 08:52 AM (GpgJl) 42
38 did you see the "paypal" posters? http://tinyurl.com/k8rx6sl
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 22, 2015 08:51 AM (0O7c5) Genius. And Stepladderupoulos HAD to have seen it. Who is that artist? He/she better watch out. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:52 AM (St6BJ) 43
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The Moochelle workout. Yell at white people. Throw the poor out of hospitals. Collect $300,000 a year and not show up. Become First "Lady" (quote, unquote) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:51 AM (St6BJ) Scarf high-calorie gourmet food five meals a day. Jet around the globe on the taxpayers' dime. Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2015 08:52 AM (2Ojst) 44
Gabe and others were having a good laugh on twitter over the latest Clinton reveal. Twitchy has a roundup:
http://tinyurl.com/kxanoxy It's only $26 million and some change. Anyone could make that mistake; she FEELS your pain, okay? Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2015 08:53 AM (bo7G7) 45
i believe my first non rapity rape involved a shared bottle of wine.
she should have thought this through, a bottle of wine would be much easier to carry around . Posted by: willow at May 22, 2015 08:53 AM (nqBYe) 46
Kim kills a general with an anti-aircraft cannon.
VagISIL uses a bazooka. Lets hope this is not a sick trend.... Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2015 08:54 AM (Cil7w) Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 22, 2015 08:54 AM (mvenn) 48
Scarf high-calorie gourmet food five meals a day.
Jet around the globe on the taxpayers' dime. Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2015 08:52 AM (2Ojst) Being a screeching harpy burns 500 calories an hour. Posted by: SCIENCE! at May 22, 2015 08:54 AM (ecDRv) 49
36 I wonder with the students at Columbia really think about the whole thing,if they could express their opinion without worrying about PC.
Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2015 08:50 AM (mGBKM) My friend's son graduated last year. He said it was a living hell. For 4 years he had to keep his mouth shut and take it. And he's not necessarily full-on conservative. Just a good, decent hardworking kid who is actually a self-starter and go-getter. And looking like an Abercrombie and Fitch model gets him laid and parlayed so much that he turns down pussy! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:54 AM (St6BJ) 50
Reposting from previous thread since I got willowed.
Carol, Marble Falls isn't in tornado territory. Tell your brother he has pretty much the same chance of being hit by a tornado in Marble Falls as he does in Boston. Posted by: DangerGirl at May 22, 2015 08:53 AM (O+0DS) Posted by: DangerGirl at May 22, 2015 08:55 AM (O+0DS) 51
>>Who is that artist? He/she better watch out.
Maybe the same artist who did the Hillary posters near her campaign HQ? (remove space)http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/ brooklyn-hit-anti-hillary-street-art_917019.html Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2015 08:55 AM (sftxM) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 08:55 AM (mf98z) 53
43 Scarf high-calorie gourmet food five meals a day.
Jet around the globe on the taxpayers' dime. Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2015 08:52 AM (2Ojst) Save that for the next series! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:55 AM (St6BJ) 54
Wow. Watch the video. Just, wow. RDJ just became my favorite active Hollywood actor. What a mensch.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2015 08:50 AM (2Ojst) Don't know if you have seen this vid of him delivering an Iron Man arm to 7 year old Alex who was born with a partially developed arm. http://tinyurl.com/k8m4pof Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 22, 2015 08:55 AM (fWAjv) 55
It's only $26 million and some change. Anyone could make that mistake; she FEELS your pain, okay?
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2015 08:53 AM (bo7G7) She gets the best justice money can buy, just like the rest of us. Posted by: flounder at May 22, 2015 08:56 AM (ecDRv) 56
robert downey jr.....is a good man
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 22, 2015 08:56 AM (0O7c5) 57
Kim kills a general with an anti-aircraft cannon.
VagISIL uses a bazooka. Lets hope this is not a sick trend.... Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2015 08:54 AM I, for one, demand that we field a James Bond-like individual, since our enemies seem determined to act like real-life crazy Bond Villains. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2015 08:56 AM (h4vJk) 58
pretty much the same chance of being hit by a tornado in Marble Falls as he does in Boston.
**** So there's a chance...?! Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 22, 2015 08:56 AM (mvenn) 59
57 I, for one, demand that we field a James Bond-like individual, since our enemies seem determined to act like real-life crazy Bond Villains.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2015 08:56 AM (h4vJk) Ethan Krupp. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:57 AM (St6BJ) 60
>>For 4 years he had to keep his mouth shut and take it. And he's not necessarily full-on conservative.
Sounds like mattress girl may have turned students off to the rape culture crap. Good news!! Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2015 08:57 AM (sftxM) 61
Who Is Ready For A Michelle Workout Video?
Is it a video of her yelling at us to "MoveIt!" while she on tiny live animals and children? Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2015 08:57 AM (FcR7P) 62
So there's a chance...?!
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 22, 2015 08:56 AM About a once-in-a-century chance. Our tornadoes seem to like Worcester and Springfield more. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2015 08:57 AM (h4vJk) 63
"And Mel Gibson was done in Hollywood for making The Passion of the Christ-- they just wanted an excuse to justify it with,"
May be, but, no arguing that Mel's rather anti-Semitic. Not cool. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 08:57 AM (mf98z) 64
as to my 38....i should read the post before i link....sorry benk!!!
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 22, 2015 08:57 AM (0O7c5) 65
>>Scarf high-calorie gourmet food five meals a day. Jet around the globe on the taxpayers' dime.
Don't forget the booze - lots and lots of booze, apparently. Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2015 08:58 AM (sftxM) 66
So this Daron Wint cancer was apprehended. This whole case sounds like another 'In Cold Blood.' At least those bastards got the death penalty. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 22, 2015 08:58 AM (oVJmc) Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2015 08:58 AM (bo7G7) 68
56 robert downey jr.....is a good man
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 22, 2015 08:56 AM (0O7c5) I must say that I have always been cautious about liking an actor, for obvious reasons, but it is nice that he seems like a decent, reasonable chap (his personal demons are what they are). Good for Downey jr. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:58 AM (St6BJ) 69
Ethan Krupp.
**** Now, Mr. Bond. If you turn the handle of the cocoa mug at a 90 degree angle the cocoa turns into a shower of light irony and biting sarcasm. Deploy this only in the most extreme emergency situation. /M Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 22, 2015 08:59 AM (mvenn) 70
And they do not have a death penalty in DC.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 22, 2015 08:52 AM (GpgJl) Murder while kidnapping and torture can kick it up to federal. 18 U.S.C. 1201 Murder during a kidnapping. 18 U.S.C. 1203 Murder during a hostage taking. 18 U.S.C. 2340 Murder involving torture. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 22, 2015 08:59 AM (fWAjv) 71
Ethan Krupp.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:57 AM Damn, that's one serious disguise. Undercover, or in the closet...you decide. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2015 08:59 AM (h4vJk) 72
So there's a chance...?!
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 22, 2015 08:56 AM (mvenn) A wicked pissah of one! Posted by: DangerGirl at May 22, 2015 08:59 AM (O+0DS) 73
Instapundit : One year later, California man still haunted by false charges.
This is a nightmare. Imagine you have been falsely accused of rape. That charge will stick with you forever. Or your neighbor makes a false charge to police that you are cooking meth. Or you coach a sports team and two or three kids make the accusation that you molested them. Or a coworker complains to your supervisor that you groped her/him, or bullied her/him, or threatened her/him. Even if those charges go to trial and you are found not guilty, you were still charged with a crime. There is no presumption of innocence any longer. Your accuser does so with the presumption of righteous outrage, and everyone else simply accepts the assumption of guilt or remains quiet trying to not attract any unwanted charges themselves. Posted by: Old Man Dester Giggens at May 22, 2015 08:59 AM (yq6to) 74
That Michelle workout puts me in the mood for some bubbly.
Posted by: Steve Kroft at May 22, 2015 08:59 AM (Y7k2W) 75
"but it is nice that he seems like a decent, reasonable chap (his personal demons are what they are).
" Perfectly stated. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 08:59 AM (mf98z) 76
really loathe everything about them. They are an enemy of freedom every bit as much as the Russkies, Chi-Coms and Islam.
I hope the Angel of Death visits the Left with a fury. Soon. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:42 AM (St6BJ) I think about my dad a lot lately, and what he would think about what's going on now. I'm sure he'd be heart broken. He was an hero in WWII and he loved this country dearly. But a few years before he passed, he started seeing the direction we are going. He was sadly angry the last year or so of his life. We talked about it often. I miss him dearly, but I'm glad he's not here now. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 22, 2015 08:59 AM (BZAd3) 77
I'm not even sure what I just typed.
Posted by: DangerGirl at May 22, 2015 09:00 AM (O+0DS) 78
63 May be, but, no arguing that Mel's rather anti-Semitic. Not cool.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 08:57 AM (mf98z) His dad is/was a raging Joo-hater and Holocaust denier. So, it kind of figures. Mel kept it hidden so as not to short circuit the career but once you reach (or think you reach) a certain level, then you kind of go insane and your tongue starts a-wagging. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 09:00 AM (St6BJ) 79
Don't know if you have seen this vid of him delivering an Iron Man arm to 7 year old Alex who was born with a partially developed arm.
http://tinyurl.com/k8m4pof Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 22, 2015 08:55 AM (fWAjv) I did see that. It's the strangest thing, it gets all dusty when I watch it. Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2015 09:01 AM (2Ojst) Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 22, 2015 09:02 AM (ee9LE) 81
76 I miss him dearly, but I'm glad he's not here now.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 22, 2015 08:59 AM (BZAd3) Amen. Same here. My dad died in early '04 but my mom lived long enough to witness the schva-- get elected. As I said in the previous thread, G-d must be testing us. There's no other reason. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 09:03 AM (St6BJ) 82
57 I, for one, demand that we field a James Bond-like individual, since our enemies seem determined to act like real-life crazy Bond Villains.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2015 08:56 AM (h4vJk Austin Powers can handle it, on the shag of course. Posted by: Killerdog at May 22, 2015 09:03 AM (/mhj3) 83
"The name is Krupp. Ethan Krupp. Like the German armaments manufacturer. But my steel cannon is armored in this pajama suit tailored on Saville Row. My code name is Pajama Boy."
"Hey stop laughing!!!!" Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2015 09:03 AM (Cil7w) 84
I'm not even sure what I just typed.
Posted by: DangerGirl at May 22, 2015 09:00 AM A wicked pissah cawment. ;-) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2015 09:03 AM (h4vJk) 85
Austin Powers can handle it, on the shag of course.
Posted by: Killerdog at May 22, 2015 09:03 AM Yeah, baby! Posted by: Austin Danger Powers at May 22, 2015 09:04 AM (h4vJk) Posted by: A Powers at May 22, 2015 09:04 AM (mf98z) 87
Well, nothing like a good dump, now enjoyed in Texas.
Back porch, coffee, furniture (finally), and sixty eight degrees? Thought it would be warmer. Gotta unpack some pants... Posted by: anon a mouse at May 22, 2015 09:04 AM (C9pBZ) 88
87 Gotta unpack some pants...
Posted by: anon a mouse at May 22, 2015 09:04 AM (C9pBZ) That's why your cold. QED. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 09:05 AM (St6BJ) 89
Gotta unpack some pants...
Posted by: anon a mouse at May 22, 2015 09:04 AM (C9pBZ) "Unpack?" Wait, keep it in there, hoss. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 09:06 AM (St6BJ) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 09:06 AM (St6BJ) 91
The Morning Thread was only up for a half hour!
I'm still reading it. Posted by: Carol at May 22, 2015 09:06 AM (sj3Ax) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2015 09:06 AM (Cil7w) 93
There are a lot of people in the ME right now that need to be killed. I can't believe that we aren't doing it.
Although attributed to many, Edmund Burke said, "All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing." Is there any doubt that evil is triumphing? Fuck. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 22, 2015 09:06 AM (BZAd3) 94
hi carol!!!
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 22, 2015 09:06 AM (0O7c5) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 09:06 AM (mf98z) 96
White House workout
Stretch the limits of credulity Jump to a few conclusions Jog your memory Push an agenda Press the panic button Crunch some bogus numbers Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 22, 2015 09:06 AM (mvenn) 97
We're having a really nice Spring.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 09:06 AM (mf98z) Long hot summer in the PNW with 80's here in the Puget Sound area. Posted by: flounder at May 22, 2015 09:07 AM (ecDRv) 98
Nice, Muldoon.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 09:08 AM (mf98z) Posted by: flounder at May 22, 2015 09:08 AM (ecDRv) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 09:08 AM (mf98z) 101
Muldoon you forgot the most important bits:
Blame someone else unexpectedly Jet off to a vacation. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2015 09:09 AM (Cil7w) 102
Who Is Ready For A Michelle Workout Video?
At last, she'll share the secret of her famous "toned arms". Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2015 09:09 AM (zoehZ) 103
I decided to leave 'squat' and 'thrust' off the list.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 22, 2015 09:09 AM (mvenn) 104
...'cause nothing good was going to come out of those two words.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 22, 2015 09:10 AM (mvenn) 105
How about - "Thrust, parry, dodge!" tttthhhpppttttt.....
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2015 09:11 AM (Cil7w) 106
Hey, I'm wearing shorts, ok? Jeesh. You'd think I'm in a kilt or something.
Posted by: anon a mouse at May 22, 2015 09:11 AM (C9pBZ) 107
How about - "Thrust, parry, dodge!" tttthhhpppttttt.....
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2015 09:11 AM Only if I'm allowed to smack her with a buck and a quarter staff. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2015 09:12 AM (h4vJk) 108
Friday, blessed Friday. Mornin all.
Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 22, 2015 09:12 AM (o/3Hk) 109
Well, nothing like a good dump, now enjoyed in Texas.
Back porch, coffee, furniture (finally), and sixty eight degrees? Thought it would be warmer. Gotta unpack some pants... Posted by: anon a mouse at May 22, 2015 09:04 AM (C9pBZ) Welcome to Texas, mouse! Enjoy this weather while it lasts. It will be an oven/sauna soon enough. Posted by: DangerGirl at May 22, 2015 09:12 AM (O+0DS) 110
103 I decided to leave 'squat' and 'thrust' off the list.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 22, 2015 09:09 AM (mvenn) Yoga pose: Downward Rachel Corrie. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 09:13 AM (St6BJ) Posted by: William Wallace at May 22, 2015 09:13 AM (mf98z) Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 22, 2015 09:13 AM (iONHu) 113
anon a mouse- congrats on your move. Hope you like it down there.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 22, 2015 09:13 AM (mvenn) 114
112 >>>>I blame El Nino.
. . . .I blame the Jews. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 22, 2015 09:13 AM (iONHu) .? .Profit! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 09:13 AM (St6BJ) Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 22, 2015 09:14 AM (mvenn) 116
25 OT: ok from the sidebar. MP3....So "Marijuana Girl" was never a movie, just a movie poster? I was looking to add it to my Netflix.
Posted by: Paladin at May 22, 2015 08:47 AM (hxLER) It's a paperback book. Click to enlarge. Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2015 09:14 AM (zoehZ) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 09:15 AM (mf98z) 118
From the Michelle vid: Chest pressing 35 pounds? Heh, she could kick her husband's wimpy ass. Snark all you will about Michelle, but she's doing an actual manly workout in that vid. Lifting, lunging, crunching, and hitting the heavy bag. She could totally kick Barack's ass. I wish he had enough game to cigar rape an intern and give her reason to. Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2015 09:15 AM (1xUj/) 119
On The Chive, a photo essay on Rick Perry, a war vet, and his Harley.
http://tinyurl.com/lckjsoz The war vet with his engineering skills is fabricating artificial limbs for himself at costs in the tens of dollars range rather than tens of thousands of dollars at the VA. Posted by: Old Man Dester Giggens at May 22, 2015 09:15 AM (yq6to) 120
I fear that Carol's brother cannot be reasoned with.
"Why do bad things happen to good people?" Two answers: Trick question. There are no good people. Or my favorite: Free will. God wants us to love Him and each other. You can't really do it freely. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 22, 2015 09:16 AM (V70Uh) 121
*lifts coffee cup towards DangerGirl*
We're really happy to be here. Sure, there are a few things that'll take getting used to - such as the local cop stopping by to introduce and staying for a freshly grilled burger - but I think everything will work out fine. Posted by: anon a mouse at May 22, 2015 09:16 AM (C9pBZ) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 22, 2015 09:17 AM (V70Uh) 123
Remember kids, eat lots of Gagh! to stay strong and slay your enemies.
Posted by: Mi'chelle at May 22, 2015 09:17 AM (Q819Q) 124
We started our holiday weekend a tad early, but I have to sit in on a teleconference for work. I think I'll go shirt and tie from the waist up but Moron style below table level (boxer-briefs in case you were wondering). Just my little inside joke for the boss.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 22, 2015 09:17 AM (mvenn) 125
anon a mouse: Thought it would be warmer.
Heh. I have a theory it's all these people moving from colder climes, dragging the weather with them. You picked a cool May to move. Don't expect it to be like this every Spring. You'll get a false impression. Like Milady says about having moved to Oklahoma in gorgeous October, as opposed to, say, sweltering August. Congrats again on the move! Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at May 22, 2015 09:18 AM (oBghv) 126
2 more patients and I am done..........counting down
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2015 09:18 AM (rDqRv) 127
111, well, at least I'm not in chaps...
Posted by: anon a mouse at May 22, 2015 09:18 AM (C9pBZ) 128
Did someone say no pants?
For the 'ettes: http://www.gofugyourself.com/your-afternoon-man-hot-neville-05-2015 Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2015 09:18 AM (sftxM) 129
Tankard o'coffee deployed.
Hopefully brewed with beans from nonsustianable plantations in a right-wing dictatorship. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2015 09:18 AM (659DL) 130
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2 more patients and I am done..........counting down Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2015 09:18 AM (rDqRv) Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 22, 2015 09:19 AM (0O7c5) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2015 09:19 AM (Cil7w) 132
Stephanie in his non apology check to see how much of the money donated actually go to the causes he so proudly lists? Would he give to other charities were so little is actually used to help people and mostly goes to "staff"? Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 09:20 AM (iQIUe) Posted by: Carol at May 22, 2015 09:20 AM (sj3Ax) 134
nothing wrong with a kilt.....NOTHING.......
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 22, 2015 09:20 AM (0O7c5) 135
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 22, 2015 09:19 AM (0O7c5)
You probably haven't heard of Molokai. /hispter sniff Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2015 09:20 AM (659DL) 136
Authorities recovered a womans body after she jumped off the George Washington Bridge Friday morning.
The woman jumped from the bridges north walkway around 5:40 a.m., Port Authority spokesman Joe Pentangelo said. Police presence on the bridge led to delays for drivers. I thought it was weird there was traffic today on the way to work? Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2015 09:21 AM (rDqRv) 137
Truth is the hobgoblin of little minds. And it's a social construct, too. So shut up about it.
Posted by: Your Beneficent Leftist Overlords at May 22, 2015 09:21 AM (At+7t) 138
Hello from Way Down Here and we've had another wonderful day and evening at the Broadbeach Blues festival
Thought about Mrs Obamas work out video but I've decided to have another glass of great Aussie wine instead *bottle not glass* It's after 11pm Friday night and work outs can only be done in day light I've heard so sadly only drinking wine is the alternative activity Music was wonderful today -worth coming up here for a mini holiday And stuff your bloody traitor of a President who has put all of us in such danger of a nuclear war Time for some Aussie chardy *cheers* Posted by: aussie at May 22, 2015 09:21 AM (X/4BN) Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 22, 2015 09:22 AM (0O7c5) 140
Mw, yeah, but at least I've no plans to import DC area politics to Texas.
Though probably will raise a few eyebrows by flying the Commonwealth flag... Posted by: anon a mouse at May 22, 2015 09:22 AM (C9pBZ) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2015 09:22 AM (659DL) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2015 09:22 AM (Cil7w) 143
More stupid shit from the Boy Scouts.
The rule regarding water balloons states that they must be 'biodegradable balloons' and that they cannot be filled to a size larger than a ping pong ball. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 22, 2015 09:23 AM (fWAjv) 144
I lived in tornado alley but the town where I lived never was hit. The towns on either side were. The secret? It was between two glacial moraines. The tornadoes literally jumped over the town. So, geography, not just location, means a lot. Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 09:24 AM (iQIUe) Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2015 09:24 AM (bo7G7) 146
aussie, you're back!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2015 09:24 AM (sftxM) Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 22, 2015 09:24 AM (At+7t) 148
Downey is still probably a liberal in most aspects but he is the type of loyal opposition that is needed but now seems to no longer be present on the other side. Of course the Right has tried to uphold that tradition but only gets screwed for doing so.
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 22, 2015 09:25 AM (8cSVB) 149
The rule regarding water balloons states that they must be 'biodegradable balloons' and that they cannot be filled to a size larger than a ping pong ball.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 22, 2015 09:23 AM (fWAjv) So now BSA stands for Blubbering Sissies of America? Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2015 09:25 AM (2Ojst) 150
More stupid shit from the Boy Scouts.
The rule regarding water balloons states that they must be 'biodegradable balloons' and that they cannot be filled to a size larger than a ping pong ball. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 22, 2015 09:23 AM (fWAjv) Well not really. I mean now that they have gay troop leaders, they want to be sure nothing larger than a ping pong ball get's shoved up a scout's ass, ya know them being little kids and all Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2015 09:25 AM (rDqRv) 151
138,
Major thrill to find good Aussie wine here as well! We'll crack open a bottle (or three) this weekend. Posted by: anon a mouse at May 22, 2015 09:25 AM (C9pBZ) 152
>>...and that they cannot be filled to a size larger than a ping pong ball.
Whaaaaaaa? So they'll bounce off kids instead of break. Gee, sounds like a blast. Not. Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2015 09:27 AM (sftxM) 153
Muldoon,
There's always a chance of anything. Sometimes by chance one is in exact wrong place at wrong time. I was rear ended in 1999 by car & my car saved my life but I've been living my life in pain, chronic pain, that gets worse every year. Car saved my life, but not my neck. Neck makes left shoulder burn, hands hurt & weaker every year, etc I've learned to live with it & not dwell on it. Posted by: Carol at May 22, 2015 09:27 AM (sj3Ax) 154
Muldoon, thanks!
Posted by: anon a mouse at May 22, 2015 09:27 AM (C9pBZ) 155
Why execute a man with a bazooka? It's quick with no suffering. Does it say in the koran that death by bazooka means no virgins? These people are aholes.
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 09:27 AM (iQIUe) 156
Why execute a man with a bazooka? It's quick with no suffering. Does it say in the koran that death by bazooka means no virgins? These people are aholes.
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 09:27 AM (iQIUe) if you watch the video, they mostly missed and I think the guy died by shitting himself Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2015 09:29 AM (rDqRv) 157
142 Anna Puma
Hi there and yes back after a little break- although I was a dedicated daily lurker! Posted by: aussie at May 22, 2015 09:30 AM (X/4BN) 158
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) knew last year that an illegal alien California camp counselor known as "Papa Bear" was being investigated on child molestation and child pornography charges but did nothing about it...
For Pete's sake - the CA pedo camp counselor was an illegal, too? World gone mad. Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2015 09:31 AM (sftxM) 159
So I'm told that this is Pac Man's 35th anniversary.
No way. Anyone else remember those el-cheapo instabooks that had all the patterns in them to beat the game? Posted by: @JohnTant at May 22, 2015 09:31 AM (PFy0L) 160
You're welcome, Carol. I hope you can convince your brother to come here.
Posted by: DangerGirl at May 22, 2015 09:31 AM (O+0DS) 161
>>> Why execute a man with a bazooka? It's quick with no suffering. Does it say in the koran that death by bazooka means no virgins? These people are aholes.
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 09:27 AM (iQIUe) if you watch the video, they mostly missed and I think the guy died by shitting himself . . . .They did miss. There was a guy standing there with an AK-47 that fired at least two shots that I heard in the video. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 22, 2015 09:33 AM (iONHu) Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2015 09:33 AM (TOk1P) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2015 09:33 AM (Cil7w) 164
The whole feminist movement seems to be characterized by lying imbeciles who think everyone else is an imbecile.
BTW, Bill O'Reilly stated on his show last night that Ted Cruz was handling the leftist media exactly right. He said all the GOP candidates should take a lesson. Posted by: maddogg at May 22, 2015 09:33 AM (xWW96) 165
anon a mouse: "...no plans to import DC area politics to Texas."
That's the best part. Your vote counters one Cali "turn Texas Commie"* import. ♦ * Commies' blood Red. Freedom's true Blue. Political party map colors aren't true. -Bama Shave Accompanying illustration if this were a modern blog http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/blue Posted by: mindful webworker at May 22, 2015 09:33 AM (oBghv) 166
if you watch the video, they mostly missed and I think the guy died by shitting himself
Posted by: Nevergiveup Why would anyone watch such a thing. Same with the beheading videos. To have that shit in my memory banks would cause me depression, alcoholic induced trances, and a generally shitty attitude towards other people. Oops, that describes most Mondays of my life. Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 22, 2015 09:34 AM (xrURQ) 167
146 Lizzy
Hi and back to normal -glad to be posting again - even though it's on the phone as we're in Queensland on a holiday and away from the laptop. *fat fingers while posting on phone* Posted by: aussie at May 22, 2015 09:35 AM (X/4BN) 168
Hi Phoenix girl!
Posted by: Carol at May 22, 2015 09:35 AM (sj3Ax) 169
So I'm told that this is Pac Man's 35th anniversary.
No way. Anyone else remember those el-cheapo instabooks that had all the patterns in them to beat the game? Posted by: @JohnTant at May 22, 2015 09:31 AM (PFy0L) A little mood music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-MONIvP6kI Posted by: The Political Hat at May 22, 2015 09:35 AM (7YlUk) 170
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Commies' blood Red. Freedom's true Blue. Political party map colors aren't true. -Bama Shave Posted by: mindful webworker at May 22, 2015 09:33 AM (oBghv) I like that. Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2015 09:35 AM (zoehZ) 171
51% of Democrats say "hate speech" should be exempt from the 1st Amendment.
WTF happened to our country? Posted by: Citizen X at May 22, 2015 09:35 AM (7ObY1) 172
Anon a mouse,
Where in Texas? Posted by: Carol at May 22, 2015 09:36 AM (sj3Ax) 173
Who Is Ready For A Michelle Workout Video?
And......binge & purge & binge & purge & binge & purge. C'mon people, upchuck! Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 22, 2015 09:36 AM (czbC2) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2015 09:36 AM (Cil7w) 175
Why would anyone watch such a thing.
Same with the beheading videos. To have that shit in my memory banks would cause me depression, alcoholic induced trances, and a generally shitty attitude towards other people. Oops, that describes most Fixed. Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 22, 2015 09:38 AM (czbC2) 176
North of Houston, not far from Conroe.
Posted by: anon a mouse at May 22, 2015 09:38 AM (C9pBZ) 177
51% of Democrats say "hate speech" should be exempt from the 1st Amendment.
WTF happened to our country? Posted by: Citizen X at May 22, 2015 09:35 AM Hi there! Posted by: Teachers' Unions at May 22, 2015 09:39 AM (h4vJk) 178
Obama Calls His Unprecedented Smearing Of Israel Fairly Mild
Weasel Zippers Yeah about that fredo, FUCK YOU Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2015 09:39 AM (rDqRv) 179
51% of Democrats say "hate speech" should be exempt from the 1st Amendment.
Guess who gets to define hate speech? Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2015 09:41 AM (659DL) 180
Thanks.
Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 22, 2015 09:41 AM (xrURQ) 181
51% of Democrats say "hate speech" should be exempt from the 1st Amendment.
WTF happened to our country? Posted by: Citizen X at May 22, 2015 09:35 AM Hi there! Posted by: Teachers' Unions at May 22, 2015 09:39 AM (h4vJk) Don't you forget about me. Posted by: Hollywood at May 22, 2015 09:41 AM (TOk1P) 182
Ok, the missus is insisting that I help stack dishes or something.
BBL Oh, and she found these cayenne flavored chocolates. Pretty good, actually. Guess I'll have to figure out how to shove a few thru usb ports... Posted by: anon a mouse at May 22, 2015 09:41 AM (C9pBZ) 183
Obama to Israel: "I will only love you if you kill yourself."
http://tinyurl.com/lhrhmlh Another excellent profile of 'Il Douche' from Dan Greenfield. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 22, 2015 09:42 AM (BZAd3) 184
>>>Obama Calls His Unprecedented Smearing Of Israel Fairly Mild
And the ISIS takeover of Ramadi was a "minor setback." Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 22, 2015 09:42 AM (O7MnT) 185
have fun anna!
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 22, 2015 09:42 AM (0O7c5) Posted by: aussie at May 22, 2015 09:43 AM (X/4BN) 187
Grandpa Jimbo,
I'm going to tell him what people have said about Marble Falls & danger of tornadoes. Massachusetts sucks! Red Mind blue State- April 7 law with headlights on 30 minutes before & after sunset & when you use wipers? Kickback to insurance companies! $5 ticket but they can give surcharge on auto insurance!!! Have you driven 30 minutes before sunset, either east or west? Sun is blinding driving west & in mirrors driving east!! Posted by: Carol at May 22, 2015 09:43 AM (sj3Ax) 188
128 http://www.gofugyourself.com/your-afternoon-man-hot-neville-05-2015
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2015 09:18 AM (sftxM) That kid is furry! Not as furry as my friend T's hubby who always looks like he's wearing a sweater, but dayum. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2015 09:44 AM (Vm8WO) 189
51% of Democrats say "hate speech" should be exempt from the 1st Amendment.
Guess who gets to define hate speech? Posted by: Circa They better pray they never lose power. Because I'd call for protestors to be shot on sight. Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 22, 2015 09:44 AM (czbC2) 190
"51% of Democrats say "hate speech" should be exempt from the 1st Amendment."
I'd better work the possibility of prison into my retirement plan. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 22, 2015 09:45 AM (At+7t) 191
Some comedy gold in that mattress scrunt article.
"When people engage in believing in me, they objectify me." Good news, sweetheart--I don't believe you. Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 22, 2015 09:45 AM (ZKzrr) 192
Obama to Israel: "I will only love you if you kill yourself."
Israel: FYNQ. We don't have daddy issues. Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 22, 2015 09:45 AM (czbC2) 193
April 7 law with headlights on 30 minutes before & after sunset & when you use wipers? Kickback to insurance companies! $5 ticket but they can give surcharge on auto insurance!!!
Have you driven 30 minutes before sunset, either east or west? Sun is blinding driving west & in mirrors driving east!! Posted by: Carol at May 22, 2015 09:43 AM Mornin', Carol. I thought I heard they were trying to remove the surcharge. Doubt the Dems will let that fly, though. I don't even notice the sun on my commute anymore. Not when I'm cursing the 3 effing hours it took me to drive into Boston from the north shore Wednesday morning. Grrrrrrr...... Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2015 09:46 AM (h4vJk) 194
Hillary! gets the coveted 50 Cent endorsement.
------- I don't know what you heard about me But a bitch can't get a dollar outta me No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see That I'm a motherfuckin' P.I.M.P. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 22, 2015 09:46 AM (fWAjv) 195
I wouldn't call that guy furry, he just looks like a man. Not a boy.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 22, 2015 09:46 AM (A98Xu) 196
If you liked Birdman, I question your taste in movies. In fact, I'd say it sucks.
Two hours of "Look how important actors (and actresses) are!!! Aren't they just so interesting and great people?!!! They do such great and amazing things that are just so great and amazing!!!! And they work so very, very hard all the time to bring us all this great and amazing work!!!" Of course it won a fucking Oscar. I like Michael Keeton. But once it was suggested he might kill himself, I was rooting for that. And they kept disappointing me. Posted by: RoyalOil at May 22, 2015 09:47 AM (ZvKdv) 197
Israel: FYNQ. We don't have daddy issues.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 22, 2015 09:45 AM (czbC2) ------ Nailed it. Posted by: Seems Legit at May 22, 2015 09:47 AM (A98Xu) 198
I suppose the Nunguesser guy banged her ass to keep from looking her in the face. Can't blame him.
Posted by: maddogg at May 22, 2015 09:47 AM (xWW96) 199
51% of Democrats say "hate speech" should be exempt from the 1st Amendment.
They will not stop until we mirror socialist Europe. Posted by: Cruzinator at May 22, 2015 09:47 AM (8cSVB) 200
"...We have spent the last fifty years mostly giving peace a chance. The result is that we are now at war with diffuse enemies who can (and do) strike us at their leisure, knowing that we lack the manly generative equipment to make the appropriate responses. ..."
- Baron Bodissey, Gates of Vienna "Give War a Chance" http://gatesofvienna.net/2015/05/give-war-a-chance/ Posted by: mindful webworker - ww3 started quite a while back at May 22, 2015 09:47 AM (oBghv) 201
"When people engage in believing in me, they objectify me." She objectified herself and she's too stupid to realize it. Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 22, 2015 09:48 AM (FviSe) 202
Too bad no one has spoofed Mattress Girl. There's comedy gold there. She sounds like Bubble Boy, like she and her mattress are inseparable. Does she bring it to parties and dances? To her family's when she goes home for the holidays? I could see little kids jumping all over it, her friends making out on it. She's like Iron Man. "Is she alive or dead? Has she thoughts within her head? Mattress Girl lives again."
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 22, 2015 09:48 AM (nCKKS) 203
There's always a chance of anything. Sometimes by chance one is in exact wrong place at wrong time.
Posted by: Carol at May 22, 2015 09:27 AM (sj3Ax) *** I'm not sure that I am following you here... ?? Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 22, 2015 09:48 AM (mvenn) 204
Like, how does she pee?
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 22, 2015 09:48 AM (nCKKS) Posted by: Mohammed's Goats n Gab Internet Cafe at May 22, 2015 09:49 AM (EkZgX) 206
And then I want to leave this here.
http://is.gd/yorPJ5 This looks like a plea to stop eating fruits and vegetables, in defiance of Her Moochiness's diktat. Hrm. Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 22, 2015 09:50 AM (ZKzrr) 207
"When people engage in believing in me, they objectify me."
I'll take pseudo-intellectual bullshit for $400, Alex. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2015 09:50 AM (659DL) 208
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 22, 2015 09:48 AM (nCKKS)
**** Great point. I wonder if she wears it when she goes to bed. Meta-mattress imagery Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 22, 2015 09:50 AM (mvenn) 209
"When people engage in believing in me, they objectify me."
------ I sincerely have no idea what that means. I understand the individual words but that sentence makes no sense that I'm capable of comprehending. Posted by: Seems Legit at May 22, 2015 09:52 AM (A98Xu) 210
This looks like a plea to stop eating fruits and vegetables, in defiance of Her Moochiness's diktat. Hrm.
I am currently eating a cold piece of Giordano's stuffed pizza at 8:54 Central time. Piss on mooch. Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 22, 2015 09:52 AM (czbC2) 211
If she goes to bed prone, with her burden mattress on her back does it look like a deli sandwich?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 22, 2015 09:52 AM (mvenn) 212
Piss on mooch.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 22, 2015 09:52 AM Not even if she were on fire. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2015 09:53 AM (h4vJk) 213
How does Mattress Scrunt drive a car? Oh yeah. Cars are harmful to the environment. Okay, so how does Mattress Scrunt get it through the bus doors? Watching that shit must be maddening, until she starts throwing a fit in frustration, then it'd be high-larious. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2015 09:54 AM (lpeQC) 214
199 51% of Democrats say "hate speech" should be exempt from the 1st Amendment.
------ So America is in fact, dead. Good job schools and universities---well done. We now have a majority of dumb, unreasonable people in this country. Oh, and FU. Posted by: Seems Legit at May 22, 2015 09:54 AM (A98Xu) Posted by: mindful webworker - once upon a mite at May 22, 2015 09:55 AM (oBghv) 216
Mattress Girl, Bruce-alina Jenner, Gay Boy Scout leaders, cop shooting thugs...
The world has devolved into a facsimile of the characters in a John Irving novel. "Somebody que up the dancing hermaphrodite bear!" Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 22, 2015 09:55 AM (o/3Hk) 217
Okay, so how does Mattress Scrunt get it through the bus doors?
**** Maybe she takes it off and attaches it to the bike rack for the bus trip. Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 22, 2015 09:56 AM (mvenn) 218
Of course it won a fucking Oscar.
I like Michael Keeton. But once it was suggested he might kill himself, I was rooting for that. And they kept disappointing me. Posted by: RoyalOil at May 22, 2015 09:47 AM ( I hated every character in that movie by the end of it, except Zack Galafinakis. When you make him look good by comparison, you have really hit bottom. Hated the daughter who was always flirting with jumping, too. I was like BOTH OF YOU TWO CUCKOOS, DO IT. END THIS POS. In the end, that was the whole premise. Spoiler alert: he jumps in the end, and his daughter sees him flying around like a bird. Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 22, 2015 09:56 AM (nCKKS) 219
What is odd for me, I think, is that even when Jimmah was President, I really thought poorly of the man. But I didn't hate him. And I still had respect for him, as President and for the office of the President.
Not so with Obama. Not even close. I hate him - profoundly. And I have no respect for him and what is worse, he has taught me to have no respect for the office he holds either. He has devalued it to the point, for me, that I see it with derision. I see him as a puffed up caricature of the infamous leaders of the past all rolled into one: Louis the XIV, Napoleon, Mussolini, Hugo Chavez, Castro and even Hitler. One good thing is that he has taught me to lose what little respect I still had for the persons and the offices held by my "representatives" in congress as well. He has taught me to see clearly the corruption that has infected our whole government like a festering canker. I'll withhold my gratitude. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 22, 2015 09:57 AM (BZAd3) 220
>>"When people engage in believing in me, they objectify me."
That is some stellar logic AND wordiness there, hon! Obviously requires a Columbia degree to achieve. Don't think I've ever engaged in believing anything. Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2015 09:58 AM (KD0AN) 221
Good morning RedMindBlueState,
I'm 4-7 miles from Boston & am not working now. I used to go in late & stay very late, I'd stay until midnight some nights. I liked to finish what I started. Posted by: Carol at May 22, 2015 09:58 AM (sj3Ax) 222
Just from a safety standpoint, don't the really little water balloons hurt more? I can just imagine the bruises coming up from the small projectiles rather than the big ones that easily break.
Makes no sense to me whatsoever from a physics standpoint. Posted by: mustbequantum at May 22, 2015 09:58 AM (MIKMs) 223
Not many are reporting it, but the cops in Baltimore are balking. The murder rate in Baltimore is up like 500%. And guess what? It is black on black murder. Nobody protesting that. Nobody gives a shit. So much for the civil rights movement, now exposed for all to see as nothing more than a Democrat talking point.
Posted by: maddogg at May 22, 2015 09:58 AM (xWW96) 224
I'm not impressed with hollyweird. I like stuff like The Hobbitt and American Sniper, but can do without most of the rest. And I certainly don't care about what people who play 'pretend' for a living say about anything other than what they do on the screen. They don't need to tell me 'why' they do anything. I already know 'why'. Money. Though some never grow out of the 'Hey your Gramps has a barn, warehouse, whatever. Let's put on a show!111!!' Those kind can't help themselves. Kind of like professional 'sports'. Anyway, like I said. Their opinion means nothing to me. They don't impress me. But then, most who know me say I'm prickly.
Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2015 10:00 AM (go5uR) 225
Imagine if that punching bag had a picture of Barack taped to it. Such an angry woman!
Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2015 10:00 AM (UzPAd) 226
Clinton doc dump Friday before long holiday weekend!
Typical! Fox as usual has Peter King. What a POS. don't ask why I put it on. It's going off!! Posted by: Carol at May 22, 2015 10:00 AM (sj3Ax) 227
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 22, 2015 09:57 AM (BZAd3)
--------- I could not agree more. Finely articulated. Posted by: Seems Legit at May 22, 2015 10:00 AM (A98Xu) 228
Maybe she takes it off and attaches it to the bike rack for the bus trip.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 22, 2015 09:56 AM ( Lol I would imagine revolving doors would be a problem. She'd look like a piece of toast in a tornado. Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 22, 2015 10:00 AM (nCKKS) 229
Pretty picture thread up.
Posted by: HH at May 22, 2015 10:02 AM (Ce4DF) 230
215 Muldoon: Meta-mattress imagery
A real-life princess and the pea? Posted by: mindful webworker - once upon a mite at May 22, 2015 09:55 AM (oBghv) I nominate this comment for thread winner. Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 22, 2015 10:02 AM (nCKKS) 231
"And stuff your bloody traitor of a President who has put all of us in such danger of a nuclear war"
Hey, aussie, nice to see you here again. Speaking of national leaders, another very impressive showing by Tony Abbott in sticking to his guns over immigration policy the other day. Proving that he will not be bullied by hand-wringing "humanitarian" concerns into letting a tidal wave of Third World migrants swamp and bankrupt Australia. Posted by: torquewrench at May 22, 2015 10:03 AM (noWW6) 232
And stuff your bloody traitor of a President who has put all of us in such danger of a nuclear war
Time for some Aussie chardy *cheers* Posted by: aussie at May 22, 2015 09:21 AM (X/4BN) Good to see you aussie! Enjoy the chardonnay and the non-lefty government, we're jealous! Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 22, 2015 10:04 AM (RD7QR) 233
Yeah, aussie, wanna swap presidents?
Like the cut of Abbot's jib. Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2015 10:06 AM (KD0AN) 234
Mr and Mrs Wint - great sons you raised there.
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 10:08 AM (iQIUe) 235
No, it's not raining. I am pissing on your leg ms. O'barky!
Posted by: Killerdog at May 22, 2015 10:10 AM (/mhj3) 236
Muldoon,
If you're still reading I meant that I got rear ended in 1999 on my way to the gym. I was early that day & ended up living rest of my life in pain. A few minutes earlier or later & it may not have happened.I believe it's going to happen if it was meant to be. Posted by: Carol at May 22, 2015 10:12 AM (sj3Ax) 237
Not many are reporting it, but the cops in Baltimore are balking. The
murder rate in Baltimore is up like 500%. And guess what? It is black on black murder. Nobody protesting that. Nobody gives a shit. So much for the civil rights movement, now exposed for all to see as nothing more than a Democrat talking point. I've read that the cops are surrounded by "citizens" and they are videoed every move they make. Afraid of being accused of something. I'd like to see a mass resignation of the police in the Baltimore police dept. Posted by: colin at May 22, 2015 10:19 AM (rOQws) 238
Has anyone else seen Adam Carolla's movie Road Hard? He bypassed Hollywood and did one of those fund me sites to finance it. Not bad movie.
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 22, 2015 10:20 AM (8cSVB) 239
North of Houston, not far from Conroe.
Do yourself a favor: go watch the Woodlands vs Cy Fair high school football game at Woodforest Stadium first week of the season. (End of August). You're a Texan now, and nothing will give you a feel for the state and show you how Texans do things like Friday night lights. Posted by: An Observation at May 22, 2015 10:23 AM (VQV4C) 240
I've thought about this some while wondering how we got here - how we got to the point of "impeachment is off the table," and to the point of where only certain laws apply now to only certain people, at only certain times, and you will be told 'where, to whom and when' and you WILL NOT QUESTION IT.
It was Clinton. When Clinton was impeached, he deserved to be impeached. He committed crimes and he lied under oath. He participated in a cover-up and he obstructed justice. But because of the office he held, he wasn't convicted. He, in the eyes of the senate, was above that level of the law. The level of the law that applies to us - down here. When that division was made between to whom the laws will apply, it started this snowball to where we are at where not only to whom the laws will apply, but also whom shall make those decisions. You, or I, could be arrested for any number of 'crimes' today that we don't even know that we are committing. You could be out fishing and catch a 'rare' species of fish that is a quarter inch too small and you could be arrested and fined. Yet a person coming to this country illegally will not face any type of sanction and will instead be rewarded with "benefits". Until there is some rationality restored into this scenario that we used to call a country, we're screwed. We're not a country of laws and any time someone says that we are, they are insulting our intelligence. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 22, 2015 10:27 AM (BZAd3) 241
Carol- late response
I agree that there is an element of randomness in life. Navigating the minefield of life involves frequent reassessment of risk. Having the analytical ability to gauge risk and weigh the risk against the benefits is key. I work in a field where I try to give reassurance to families, but we never have the ability to give 100% reassurance. A surprisingly high number of families have trouble grasping this concept. So, in relation to whether or not you move to Texas, you are in the process of calculating your risks and benefits. My comment about "so there's a chance" was meant to point out the irony of the small chance of a tornado in Marble Falls seeming to be a deciding factor for your brother. Sorry about your accident in 1999. Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 22, 2015 10:28 AM (mvenn) 242
147 "143 More stupid shit from the Boy Scouts."
They're done. What a shame. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 22, 2015 09:24 AM (At+7t) I was a Scoutmaster until 15 years ago. We had to go through annual training courses to spot and deal with potential predators, and report suspected homosexual behavior to 'authority'. I have never seen an organization tank quicker. Posted by: jwb7605 at May 22, 2015 10:31 AM (M+9nV) 243
#220 Ever read a book or watched a play or movie that required a willing suspension of disbelief? Then you had to engage in believing.
Mattress Girl's story takes a whole lot of engaging to believe.... Posted by: Another Lurking Lurker What Lurks at May 22, 2015 12:05 PM (Lbm4n) Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0526 seconds. |
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