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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Senator Kristen Gillibrand's Chubby Case Against Paul Nungesser Falls ApartPaul Nungesser is the man charged by the so-called #MattressGirl, Emma Sulkowicz. If you know the case, you know that two (or three?) additional people stepped forward to accuse Nungesser after Sulkowicz began making these allegations. Let's deal with two of them. Let's deal with the male accuser. From Cathy Young: Oh my.Several days after my Daily Beast piece, which featured not only Nungesser's account of his relationship with Sulkowicz but social media messages tending to support his version, the feminist blog Jezebel ran a purported rebuttal titled "How to Make an Accused Rapist Look Good." Much of the story, by Jezebel editor Erin Gloria Ryan, dealt with Sulkowicz's not entirely convincing explanation of her friendly messages to Nungesser days after what she says was a terrifyingly violent rape. But the piece also contained a new revelation meant to bolster the claim that Nungesser was a serial sexual predator: the existence of a hitherto unknown male victim, identified by the pseudonym "Adam." Adam, who also graduates this week, told Jezebel that "he was close friends with Paul during his freshman year in 2011" and that "one fall night, in the midst of an emotional conversation in Paul's dorm room...Paul pushed him onto his bed and sexually assaulted him." He claimed that after much self-doubt and internal struggle, he finally reported this incident, first to a student society to which both he and Nungesser belonged and then in a formal complaint to the university in the fall of 2014. Adam rather melodramatically lamented that my Daily Beast piece "invalidates and completely erases [his] experience."Oh my -- it invalidates your experience. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO SOONER?!! There's a girl on Twitter calling herself "NachoSarah." Hot chick, actually. But she tosses off lots of crude jokes. One oft-repeated joke is about how effeminate the men she sees around her are. It goes like this: i was out with a guy on a date and he ordered a quinoa salad and i was like hey remember when men used to carry swordsBut that joke probably invalidates Adam's experience, so forget I said anything. This gets better. ... According to Adam, during this conversation Nungesser asked him to sit on the bed, rubbed his shoulder and back, then "gently" pushed him down and proceeded to stroke his leg and finally massage his crotch "for approximately 2-3 minutes" while Adam froze in shock. He was finally able to muster the will to get up and leave.Long story short, external evidence -- Facebook posts, texts -- tended to support Nungesser's denial more than Adam's charges. For example, "Adam" claimed that Nungesser kept bothering him. But the record shows that it was Adam who kept seeking Nungesser out after this dubious incident. And then "Adam" says Nungesser really turned up the heat of harassment: ... Adam's credibility was further sunk by his rather fanciful complaints of "retaliation" by Nungesser in a class they shared. These "deliberately aggressive acts" consisted of sitting too close to Adam or to his friends, which left Adam "distraught and traumatized," and complimenting some points Adam had made in a class discussion (which "felt like he was claiming a collective sense of power").And thus Paul Nungesser carried out his continued Campaign of Erotic Terror. hey adam remember when men carried swords I am happy to report that, even on the trauma-happy modern campus, such claims of harassment are still recognized as, in the words of the report, "hyperbolic and illogical." In the end, the investigators concluded that Adam was "unreliable" and that his story simply did not add up, and recommended that Nungesser be found "not responsible."A woman charged him with "sexual assault" too, and now writes, anonymously, at Jezebel, that Nungesser was actually found guilty of this "sexual assault" before he "appealed it away." Let's look at this allegation of a "sex assault" -- from the complaining witness herself: At this point, I should be used to seeing backlash against Emma Sulkowicz, but I still wasn’t fully prepared for what came this week: endless tittering of people around me in real life and in my social feeds saying they "weren't sure" about Emma’s choice to carry her mattress to Columbia’s graduation; the insistence that Emma's alleged assailant Paul Nungesser had been "proven innocent" by Columbia and exonerated by the NYPD; the posters someone put up around Columbia with Emma's picture on them, calling her a "PRETTY LITTLE LIAR." Every time I read another version of this narrative--that Nungesser merely "picked the wrong friends," that the complaints against him were a calculated vendetta--my stomach flopped. Don’t forget: before he appealed away the conviction, Paul Nungesser was found responsible for sexually assaulting a woman at Columbia. And I'm writing this because that woman was me. When I filed the complaint against Paul, I didn't know it would turn into a national event. It was over a year before Emma started carrying that weight, months before what happened at Columbia helped sparked a national dialogue about rape on college campus. I was just trying to do the right thing. The incident happened my junior year at Columbia, when Paul followed me upstairs at a party, came into a room with me uninvited, closed the door behind us, and grabbed me. I politely said, "Hey, no, come on, let's go back downstairs." He didn't listen. He held me close to him as I said no, and continued to pull me against him. I pushed him off and left the room quickly. I told a few friends and my boyfriend at the time how creepy and weird it was. I tried to find excuses for his behavior. I did a decent job of pushing it out of my mind.You managed to push it out of your mind? What a soldier. Now you may be thinking, "Okay, well in the Second Part of this story, Nungesser creeps into her room and rapes her!" Um... nope. That's the whole story. He pulled her against him for a few seconds, tried to entice her to have sex, and then did nothing more when she pushed him away. This is the "sex assault" he was found guilty of -- and here she quotes, pedantically, Columbia's definition of "sex assault," which includes "Any intentional sexual touching, however slight, with any object without a person's consent." [Emphasis added -- but I feel that emphasis is implicit in her breathless delivery.] She defines this sloppy, drunken hug as a "sexual touching;" apparently Columbia later realized how insane that was. Now, don't get me wrong, Nungesser was plainly trying to get sex here. And it is uncomfortable as hell to be manhandled by a drunk (or at least heedless) guy looking for sex. I hate being hugged or touched and when people hug or touch me it's almost always in a non-sexual, innocent manner. But I don't like it. I do think she has a complaint -- but not a legal one. She has a thing she can justifiably complain about to her friends. "Oh my, this sloppy horny douche hugged me and thought he could sleep with me." And that's all she has. But apparently she thinks she was "raped" just like Emma. But here, let her tell you: He hugged me for three seconds. It was exactly like that anal rape that Emma Sulkowicz described to me. This woman writes anonymously because she says she fears the pushback and mockery she might get if her name is connected to this Tale of Hug-Rape. Good Bet, Sister. Irresponsible Accusations from Drama-Seeking Children I saw Goodman Nungesser dancing with the Devil by the well by the north path. Then they made the beast with two backs. Then Chuck Norris raped me. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Read?
Posted by: teej at May 21, 2015 06:43 PM (qyZxC) 2
Bold statements!!
Posted by: Navalpopojojo at May 21, 2015 06:45 PM (xWSkE) 3
It's full of word!
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 06:46 PM (CnmVh) 4
Anyone recall what left/media dubbed those six black innocent criminals in Mississippi or whereverthefuck?
The _________ six??? Posted by: Soothsayer at May 21, 2015 06:47 PM (OmJgC) 5
Hug rape?
Ever met an Italian's family? They basically climb in your clothes with you? Posted by: Navalpopojojo at May 21, 2015 06:47 PM (xWSkE) 6
These people are insane.
Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2015 06:47 PM (mGBKM) 7
4. the "aspiring rappers" six?
Posted by: Navalpopojojo at May 21, 2015 06:48 PM (xWSkE) 8
I find it hilarious Mattress Girl wanted a EUro dude w/out understanding how fucked in the head they are on sexual matters...
"sophisticated" and all that shit... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:49 PM (/4AZU) 9
Drunk socially awkward college male makes hamfisted attempt to get laid. LOCK HIM UP
Posted by: the real ch3 at May 21, 2015 06:49 PM (LwKUt) 10
I carry a sword all the time.
Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander at May 21, 2015 06:50 PM (COpZ4) 11
Hug-rape culture?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 21, 2015 06:50 PM (YEelc) 12
Went back and read it,,, and I'm a lesser man, at least intellectually, for having done so. I didn't have much to spare either.
But hey, I'm getting ready to leave DQ and head for band practice so life could suck worse. Posted by: teej at May 21, 2015 06:51 PM (qyZxC) 13
>>I hate being hugged or touched and when people hug or touch me it's almost always in a non-sexual, innocent manner
You keep thinking that, Tiger. Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 06:51 PM (CnmVh) 14
"Adam rather melodramatically lamented that my Daily Beast piece "invalidates and completely erases [his] experience.""
I'm starting to understand why Millenials are under the impression that thirty percent of the population is gay. Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 21, 2015 06:51 PM (nFdGS) 15
You have to go with the basic rule: the bigger the boobs the longer the hug
Posted by: Navalpopojojo at May 21, 2015 06:51 PM (xWSkE) 16
It's no longer "he raped me," or even "he raped me with his eyes (or thoughts, or bodily aroma, or whatever." It's "he raped me by occupying the same galactic local group gravity well..."
Posted by: M. Murcek at May 21, 2015 06:51 PM (GJUgF) 17
9 Posted by: the real ch3 at May 21, 2015 06:49 PM (LwKUt)
She's fighting for two things, both of which are horrifying: 1) the right to retroactively remove consent 2) the privilege of using allegations of sexual criminality as a cudgel to attempt to corral an altered social construct for her partner in sexual congress. That we are expected by the SJWs to ignore these demands is astounding. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:52 PM (/4AZU) 18
Sorry for early OT, but if you have not read it yet, please read the Popehat sidebar.
Posted by: flounder at May 21, 2015 06:52 PM (ecDRv) Posted by: Zombie Frank Zappa at May 21, 2015 06:52 PM (0HooB) Posted by: Drunk Sophomoric Coxman at May 21, 2015 06:53 PM (P330y) 21
I sincerely hope he ends up filing suit against Gillibrand.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 21, 2015 06:53 PM (xSCb6) 22
Ace, I met you years ago at a NYC Moron Meetup and shook your hand.
Sorry for hand-raping you. It won't happen again. You never come to Moron Meetups anymore. Posted by: Mike Z at May 21, 2015 06:54 PM (Ii2lB) 23
For accusers of rape where it can be shown with sufficient evidence that the allegations are false should be charged and if found guilty the sentences should be commensurate with what a rapist would get. Enough of this shit.
Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 06:54 PM (jWtyG) 24
*makes note to never hug/touch ace*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 06:54 PM (FsuaD) 25
Where's AtC
I could use a hug about now Posted by: Face sized spider feeling lonely at May 21, 2015 06:54 PM (xWSkE) 26
I'd have to say the Millennial women ain't much to speak of either.
Kristen G's puffed up attack on him is dead in the water, I doubt you'll ever hear another word about it mentioned by her, ever. Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at May 21, 2015 06:54 PM (4CRfK) Posted by: Smurf at May 21, 2015 06:54 PM (sQzB6) 28
21 Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 21, 2015 06:53 PM (xSCb6)
so long as she contained her worst calumnies to the Senate floor she has sovereign immunity sadly. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:54 PM (/4AZU) 29
this is not a hugging blog!!!! ((hugs)) anyway.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 06:55 PM (0O7c5) 30
Just out of curiosity, and to see if there are any traits suggesting one of a number of certain profiles, in what field of study is Emma Sulkowicz's degree? Is she, by any chance, fully qualified to apply for a position as a barista? Posted by: Arbalest at May 21, 2015 06:55 PM (FlRtG) 31
>>Nungesser asked him to sit on the bed, rubbed his shoulder and back, then "gently" pushed him down and proceeded to stroke his leg and finally massage his crotch "for approximately 2-3 minutes" while Adam froze in shock
2-3 minutes is a long time to let a dude massage your crotch. Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 06:55 PM (CnmVh) 32
Dear Diary: One time on this campout...
Posted by: Boy Scout in the near future at May 21, 2015 06:55 PM (FsuaD) 33
29. You're not going back to Maui are you?
Posted by: Face sized spider feeling lonely at May 21, 2015 06:56 PM (xWSkE) 34
She's fighting for two things, both of which are horrifying:
Here's one more: she, the SJW's and their sycophants on the Left are trying their best to get the American public to forget the legal principle of "innocent until proven guilty." Notice the absence of any voice advocating that. I damn sure haven't heard it. Not from DC or anywhere else. This seems a calculated thing. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 06:56 PM (0HooB) 35
Nungesser probably did more to Anonymous Girl than he did to Sulkowicz.
Posted by: holygoat at May 21, 2015 06:56 PM (1p+iR) 36
23 Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 06:54 PM (jWtyG)
Considering I support making rape a death penalty offense I am not sure, but it should carry a 5 year vacation minimum. She will be "punished" by making six figures with a joke bachelor's. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:56 PM (/4AZU) 37
One way to look at it is that Columbia University and much of this idiocy will disappear a few years after Iran gets the bomb.
We'll have bigger problems then. Posted by: rd at May 21, 2015 06:56 PM (Hf9yr) Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 06:56 PM (uctT+) 39
I wouldnt say he was even trying to have sex with her. She doesnt say if he was trying to kiss her or if she did anything before saying no, e.g., kiss him back. Paul's a good looking guy. Not sure why a pass by him wd offend anyone. She said no, he complied. Big deal.
Boy, Columbia is a hot bed of craziness. Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 06:56 PM (iQIUe) 40
Actually, I like ace's point.
Columbia should proudly become the school where hugging a girl is a sex crime. Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 21, 2015 06:56 PM (dFXmO) 41
Dear Penthouse, I know you readership will not understand, but during my freshman year, a crazy bitch..... Posted by: Stumpy Throckmorton at May 21, 2015 06:57 PM (P330y) 42
Stupid sock
Posted by: navypopojojo at May 21, 2015 06:57 PM (xWSkE) 43
So if I have it in my head correctly, according to the SJWs on the left..... Consensual sex is Rape PIV sex of any type is Rape A man touching a woman is Rape A man saying "I'd like to screw her" is Rape A man thinking "I'd like to screw her" is Rape Politely asking "would you like to have sex" is Rape Sitting next to a woman in a crowded campus auditorium is Rape Sitting in the same crowded campus auditorium as a woman is Rape It seems that EVERYTHING is Rape except for.......Rape. Which kind of takes the fun out of it. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 06:57 PM (ynQIy) 44
34 Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 06:56 PM (0HooB)
I don't think she's sophisticated enough in her analytical game theory to factor in Title IX as PoI workaround, but overall YES the SJW has PoI in its sights. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:57 PM (/4AZU) 45
Nungesser asked him to sit on the bed, rubbed his shoulder and back, then "gently" pushed him down and proceeded to stroke his leg and finally massage his crotch "for approximately 2-3 minutes" while Adam froze in shock
2-3 minutes is a long time to let a dude massage your crotch. ****** that's consent right there, it is. Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 21, 2015 06:58 PM (dFXmO) 46
This whole damn thing comes to a screeching halt once students, parents and alumni start insisting that the same standards be applied to the faculty.
Posted by: Mike Z at May 21, 2015 06:58 PM (Ii2lB) 47
Here's one more: she, the SJW's and their sycophants on the Left are
trying their best to get the American public to forget the legal principle of "innocent until proven guilty." ========= Let's cut to the chase. In their minds, they are the law. Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 06:59 PM (JBggj) 48
That's it ... Sending the ScoggChildren to Trade School.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 21, 2015 06:59 PM (HyQ+o) 49
2-3 minutes is a long time to let a dude massage your crotch.
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 06:55 PM (CnmVh) Reminiscent of a certain classic Onion story. Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 21, 2015 07:00 PM (nFdGS) 50
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me...
Posted by: R. Wiggum at May 21, 2015 07:00 PM (Oa/AU) 51
I know that Gillibrand has been supportive of Emma Sulkowicz, but the headline doesn't seem to reflect the rest if the article content.
P.S. "The beast with two backs" is a phrase from Shakespeare. I don't know that Puritans would be using it, although I agree that this whole fake rape case thing is a witch hunt. I know a boy who just completed his Freshman year in college. He often refers to his many women college friends. I think they probably are his friends and he's not jumping their bones. I want to say "Don't be alone with college girls" but I'm not his parent so I can't tell him that Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 07:00 PM (1sJza) 52
Maybe it's Wi-Fi radiation that's causing all this sexual panic.
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 07:01 PM (sdi6R) 53
Considering I support making rape a death penalty offense I am not sure, but it should carry a 5 year vacation minimum.
Posted by: Sven S Blade Sven, I hear you, but if it is serious enough to warrant a death penalty (for me no), then it is a serious charge. Just as serious as rape is as a crime against women then so is the knowing, actual false accusation of it. Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 07:01 PM (jWtyG) 54
I hate being hugged or touched and when people hug or touch me it's almost always in a non-sexual, innocent manner.
**** Gawd, you're so sensitive! Posted by: Huggie Bear Does Not Want Pooh Sex at May 21, 2015 07:01 PM (RJMhd) 55
felony conspiracy in the 2nd degree.
Posted by: X at May 21, 2015 07:01 PM (n5fTN) 56
For these SJW types, claiming that they have been 'raped' is a badge of honor. Just like some jerk claiming that he was in the Special Forces who never served an hour in the military. They feed off it.
Posted by: agesilaus at May 21, 2015 07:02 PM (K3kk4) 57
I always believe the rape stories because it also happened to me, but I managed to escape from Phyllis Diller and retain my innocence. Posted by: Brian Williams at May 21, 2015 07:02 PM (P330y) 58
I don't think she's sophisticated enough in her analytical game theory to factor in Title IX as PoI workaround, but overall YES the SJW has PoI in its sights.
Perhaps she doesn't. But the MFM certainly does. Which is why we don't ever hear what we should be hearing, IMO. Namely, the Administrator saying that if a crime was committed, call the cops and let the system work. The silence is deafening. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 07:02 PM (0HooB) 59
2-3 minutes is a long time to let a dude massage your crotch.
Eh, give him a break. He wasn't even wearing crocs. Posted by: no good deed at May 21, 2015 07:03 PM (GgxVX) 60
Gillibrand is (yet more) proof that NYC should be purposefully tipped over in lieu of Guam...
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 07:03 PM (7YlUk) 61
If the Nungesser standard had existed when I went to school in the 1980's I'd still be doing time.
Posted by: Jack at May 21, 2015 07:03 PM (XhzTz) 62
I hate being hugged or touched and when people hug or touch me it's almost always in a non-sexual, innocent manner.
But I don't like it. Whew, I thought it was just me. I vehemently dislike the modern culture's insistence on hugging people you barely know. I especially dislike the shoulder to shoulder bro hug. Yeah, I'm a curmudgeon. Deal with it, and get the hell off my personal space. Posted by: pep at May 21, 2015 07:03 PM (LAe3v) 63
2-3 minutes is a long time to let a dude massage your crotch. Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 06:55 PM (CnmVh) I'LL GIVE YOU JUST 20 MINUTES TO STOP RUBBING MY JUNK, YOU BRUTE. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 07:03 PM (ynQIy) 64
Sure you can Mr/Mrs/Ms Fen ... It goes something like this ...
"Young man, if you are smart, you will never ever be alone with any of those girls" Posted by: ScoggDog at May 21, 2015 07:03 PM (HyQ+o) 65
That's it ... Sending the ScoggChildren to Trade School.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 21, 2015 06:59 PM (HyQ+o) (beefy male in coveralls) Hi There, I've come to fix your plumbing. (scantily clad female) My plumbing is working fine! Please come inside. Posted by: rd at May 21, 2015 07:03 PM (Hf9yr) Posted by: Soothsayer at May 21, 2015 07:04 PM (OmJgC) 67
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Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me... Posted by: R. Wiggum at May 21, 2015 07:00 PM (Oa/AU) lol. Reminds me that at one time, long ago, the Simpsons was funny. Posted by: flounder at May 21, 2015 07:04 PM (ecDRv) 68
OMG I must have "raped" . . . well . . dozens and dozens of equally drunk coeds back in the day. Who knew? And at the Button Bar in Fort Lauderdale, FL? Whoa!
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2015 07:04 PM (JO9+V) 69
of course it's really just the same base the left wants to steal in gay marriage. we'll redefine marriage or rape, but let's leave the benefits and the punishments the same even though the benefits and punishments don't make sense under the new definitions.
Posted by: X at May 21, 2015 07:04 PM (n5fTN) 70
my friends are, like, all saying that when we go to war against ISIS in Brooklyn that, like, all my pent-up aggression will really make an impression on those guys.
Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at May 21, 2015 07:04 PM (FCsIb) 71
<<he was close friends with Paul during his freshman year in 2011" and
that "one fall night, in the midst of an emotional conversation in Paul's dorm room...Paul pushed him onto his bed and sexually assaulted him." He claimed that after much self-doubt and internal struggle, he finally reported this incident, first to a student society to which both he and Nungesser belonged and then in a formal complaint to the university in the fall of 2014.>> So... he gets (allegedly) assaulted in the Fall of 2011 and never reports it to the Police, but decides to go to the University with it three years later? Seems legit. Posted by: SGTYork at May 21, 2015 07:04 PM (/yNLK) 72
Nungesser asked him to sit on the bed, rubbed his shoulder and back, then "gently" pushed him down and proceeded to stroke his leg and finally massage his crotch "for approximately 2-3 minutes" while Adam froze in shock
2-3 minutes is a long time to let a dude massage your crotch. *** oh better joke.... sometimes it's not long enough...don't leave a guy hanging. Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 21, 2015 07:04 PM (dFXmO) 73
Ace hand rapes me with his keyboard.
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 07:05 PM (iQIUe) 74
Seriously. if this Adam dude didn't freak out, and freakbout instantly it's because he was hoping for a hummer.
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 07:05 PM (CnmVh) Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at May 21, 2015 07:05 PM (7YlUk) 76
2-3 minutes is a long time to let a dude massage your crotch. *** oh better joke.... sometimes it's not long enough...don't leave a guy hanging. Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 21, 2015 07:04 PM (dFXmO) You must not be married. Posted by: flounder at May 21, 2015 07:06 PM (ecDRv) 77
And thus Paul Nungesser carried out his continued Campaign of Erotic Terror.
*Yawns* Get back to me when he's old enough to buy some fine cigars. Posted by: Bill from Hope, Arkansas at May 21, 2015 07:06 PM (3gAqU) 78
Ace rapes your mind with the wisdoms.
Posted by: Huggie Bear Does Not Want Pooh Sex at May 21, 2015 07:06 PM (RJMhd) 79
"... here she quotes, pedantically, Columbia's definition of 'sex assault,' which includes 'Any intentional sexual touching, however slight, with any object without a person's consent.'"
And, one might ask, what herein defines the "sexual" aspect of said "sexual touching"? One may indeed ask, and be answered. What defines it is entirely up to the subjective opinion of the individual who was thus touched as to whether or not the act was sexually motivated. Under this standard, you could prankishly huck a water balloon at someone and end up facing expulsion for "sex assault". Posted by: torquewrench at May 21, 2015 07:06 PM (noWW6) 80
and when I get my first job (my dad is awful, 'cause he always snorts derisively and says "when you're thirty-eight?!?!?!, which I think triggers me), anyway, when I get my first job, I'm going to be so wild and crazy competitive and if any males try to compete with me, I intend to let the world know they are totally raping me!!!
Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at May 21, 2015 07:07 PM (FCsIb) 81
Senator Gillibrand chubs me up.
Posted by: harry reid at May 21, 2015 07:07 PM (WCnJW) 82
You should see what I do while Jane's sleeping ...
Posted by: The Lurking Spider at May 21, 2015 07:07 PM (HyQ+o) 83
What kind of a SWJ is this "Adam"? Doesn't he know calling out male-on-male rape is homophobic?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 21, 2015 07:08 PM (y3sol) 84
I'm beginning to wonder if Mr. Nussenberger will ever return to these United States?
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 21, 2015 07:08 PM (dFXmO) 85
And, one might ask, what herein defines the "sexual" aspect of said "sexual touching"?
One may indeed ask, and be answered. What defines it is entirely up to the subjective opinion of the individual who was thus touched as to whether or not the act was sexually motivated. He reached out with his gaze, and.....and.......eye-raped me **sob** How the hell would you walk down the street? Posted by: pep at May 21, 2015 07:08 PM (LAe3v) Posted by: ace is open to some experimenting at May 21, 2015 07:08 PM (PA7DS) 87
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Here's one more: she, the SJW's and their sycophants on the Left are trying their best to get the American public to forget the legal principle of "innocent until proven guilty." Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 06:56 PM (0HooB) They're also working to delegitimize the concept of free speech by redefining any speech that offends someone as "hate speech" which has no legal protection. Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 07:08 PM (sdi6R) 88
So 'Adam' is Ethan Krupp's long lost twin?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2015 07:08 PM (pcbAL) 89
>> 'Any intentional sexual touching, however slight, with any object without a person's consent.'"
I'm an Appliance, not an Object! Posted by: Toaster at May 21, 2015 07:09 PM (CnmVh) 90
Adam needed a kind and guiding hand as a child.
Posted by: Hairy Reid at May 21, 2015 07:09 PM (FCsIb) 91
>>>> I hate being hugged or touched and when people hug or touch me it's almost always in a non-sexual, innocent manner
I got you beat . I get uncomfortable with the online version of (((( me ))))) hugs unless it's someone I actually know. I don't get manis and pedis and my haircut in a salon for the same reason. I don't like being touched by dumb people or strangers. Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2015 07:09 PM (2x3L+) 92
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Adam Krupp... I am so totally NOT GAY Nungesser forced me to endure a hummer... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:09 PM (/4AZU) 93
I'm an Appliance, not an Object!
Posted by: Toaster Oooh, look at me, I use electricity. Lah-di-dah, your highness. Posted by: Sofa at May 21, 2015 07:10 PM (LAe3v) Posted by: ace at May 21, 2015 07:10 PM (PA7DS) 95
We may not have the smartest or most attractive young people in the world, but by God we've got the most sensitive and self-absorbed!!
Posted by: Null at May 21, 2015 07:10 PM (xjpRj) 96
At Dartmouth I was known for my sexual hijinks
Posted by: Kristin Gillibrand at May 21, 2015 07:10 PM (FCsIb) 97
14 "Adam rather melodramatically lamented that my Daily Beast piece "invalidates and completely erases [his] experience."" I'm starting to understand why Millenials are under the impression that thirty percent of the population is gay. Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 21, 2015 06:51 PM (nFdGS) good insight Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 07:10 PM (iLVH9) Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 07:10 PM (iQIUe) 99
I am starting to understand how old Mo came up with the idea of putting them all in burquas and the law that her testimony is only worth a quarter of a man's testimony.
Posted by: second look at Sharia Law? at May 21, 2015 07:10 PM (Hf9yr) 100
Jane touched me ...
Posted by: The Lurking Spider at May 21, 2015 07:11 PM (HyQ+o) 101
My friends and I sword fight all the time. Sometimes I pretend to be Maverick and they pretend to be Iceman and Slider.
Posted by: Pajama Boy at May 21, 2015 07:11 PM (kamcZ) 102
'Any intentional sexual touching, however slight, with any object without a person's consent." Sounds typical of the TSA approach to airline safety. Hand-to-balls sounds very sexual and intentional for the purpose of stimulating arousal or searching for explosives. But primarily for stimulating arousal. Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 21, 2015 07:11 PM (P330y) Posted by: Pepe LePew at May 21, 2015 07:11 PM (DL2i+) 104
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can rub your crotch for two or three minutes before mustering the will to get up. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design hugs are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
Posted by: Roger the Hugger at May 21, 2015 07:12 PM (EkZgX) 105
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Senator Gillibrand chubs me up. Posted by: harry reid Why? Does she have an ass like a 12 year old boy? Well, a fat 12 year old boy. Posted by: Aviator at May 21, 2015 07:12 PM (sQzB6) 106
we should just make random rape accusations against each other
Posted by: ace at May 21, 2015 07:10 PM (PA7DS) My headmate raped me. Posted by: Multiple system of a Dragon-kin, Doctor Who, Loki, and the color yellow... at May 21, 2015 07:12 PM (7YlUk) 107
Sounds typical of the TSA approach to airline
safety. Hand-to-balls sounds very sexual and intentional for the purpose of stimulating arousal or searching for explosives. But primarily for stimulating arousal. Posted by: Doctor Fish No, no, it's perfectly normal. Posted by: Joey Tribiani at May 21, 2015 07:12 PM (LAe3v) 108
94 Posted by: ace at May 21, 2015 07:10 PM (PA7DS)
One nice thing about the SJW's batshit insanity is they will be fetishizing felons by the end of next year.... so in accusing each other we are to a degree inoculating each other with "SJW street cred"... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:13 PM (/4AZU) 109
After she told her boyfriend about the attempted hug, why didn't he confront Paul? Could she be embroidering her story a bit?
Posted by: museisluse at May 21, 2015 07:13 PM (hfaKT) 110
Well, the Daily Beast article may invalidate Adam's alleged experience, but Adam's alleged experience certainly VALIDATES this classic from the Onion:
http://tinyurl.com/majkjg4 "Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?" Posted by: Sharkman at May 21, 2015 07:13 PM (72D6h) 111
These kids are ruining their lives, aided and abetted by their colleges and federal authorities.
Seriously, if they can't learn to deal with each other without filing charges for micro and macro aggressions, what the hell kind of lives will they lead? Posted by: MTF at May 21, 2015 07:14 PM (FCsIb) 112
>>we should just make random rape accusations against each other
True Rape Story : lauraW once whispered 'Spatchcock' in my ear while rubbing her hump up and down my arm. Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 07:14 PM (CnmVh) Posted by: torquewrench at May 21, 2015 07:14 PM (noWW6) 114
>>> we should just make random rape accusations against each other
Rdbrewer raped the whole blog by inisisting that we look up his ass. Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2015 07:14 PM (2x3L+) 115
Why? Does she have an ass like a 12 year old boy? Well, a fat 12 year old boy.
Posted by: Aviator Nope, she has an ass like the back-end of a mack truck, just like I like. Posted by: Zombied Daniel Inouye, chubby chaser at May 21, 2015 07:14 PM (y3sol) 116
112 Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 07:14 PM (CnmVh)
Guy she was complimenting you on your extreme cooking skillz... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:14 PM (/4AZU) 117
They're also working to delegitimize the concept of free speech by redefining any speech that offends someone as "hate speech" which has no legal protection.
Yup. It certainly seems like the Culture War has been intensified whilst a certified marxist infests the White House. Funny, that. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 07:14 PM (0HooB) 118
Sven has raped me with word salads.
Posted by: Huggie Bear Does Not Want Pooh Sex at May 21, 2015 07:14 PM (RJMhd) Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2015 07:15 PM (ty633) Posted by: 30% of Tailors at May 21, 2015 07:15 PM (DL2i+) 121
94 we should just make random rape accusations against each other
--- I think I liked you better when you were just into tan lines and busty lesbians... Posted by: Jenny Thinks There Are Some Standards at May 21, 2015 07:15 PM (GvNnD) 122
For the record, and who really cares because assume the story is true, its STILL THIS STUPID STORY, Nungesser denies any of it happened at all
He didn't go upstairs, not once, during the party. He didn't makes the move on this chick, now or ever. And when they investigated, they never could find anyone that would back this chick up. Not someone who saw Nungesser upstairs, or coming downstairs, not anyone who corroborated her telling the story (IIRC not even the boyfriend remembered this horrific attack) in a way that matched hers. She leaved out these little "holes" in the investigation that contributed to them kinda figuring out she colluded with her pals to cook Nungesser's goose. Posted by: SarahW at May 21, 2015 07:15 PM (lv2k0) Posted by: Revengeful Spider lai. at May 21, 2015 07:15 PM (Kkayg) 124
Butt rape...it's just not for prison anymore!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 21, 2015 07:15 PM (oFCZn) Posted by: Hairy Reed at May 21, 2015 07:15 PM (P330y) 126
Posted by: second look at Sharia Law? at May 21, 2015 07:10 PM (Hf9yr)
No; No second look at Sharia Law. I think probably the wives, mothers and daughters of posters here as well as the 'ettes might object ton this suggestion. If you set up Sharia are you suggesting women be stoned to death? Please stop this sort of thing. P.S. It was a man who made a sexual complaint about Nussberger too Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 07:15 PM (1sJza) 127
Dear Senator,
Sometimes getting ahead of the mob makes you a better target of the mob. Enjoy the legal guillotine. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2015 07:15 PM (pcbAL) 128
And the message is, drink your Ovaltine.
Posted by: Yes means Maybe at May 21, 2015 07:16 PM (7wyDO) 129
Muldoon rapes with puns instead of his dick
Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2015 07:16 PM (2x3L+) 130
One night, I woke to find the barcalounger in my bed with a smile on its face. Should I report it?
Posted by: Couch Fucker at May 21, 2015 07:16 PM (ecDRv) 131
leaved = leaves
Posted by: SarahW at May 21, 2015 07:16 PM (lv2k0) 132
Seeing as how ace doesn't do hugs, I'm guessing anal on the first date is pretty well out of the question.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 21, 2015 07:16 PM (bo7G7) 133
AtC leered at my shin. I was very uncomfortable.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 21, 2015 07:16 PM (HyQ+o) 134
No damnit, Ace. You cannot touch me there!!!
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at May 21, 2015 07:16 PM (FIvdS) 135
You all don't know the half of it. Nungesser raped me for years. He kept sitting on me and muffled my screams. It was terrible.
Several tables are witnesses to my account, but they remain too frozen in fear to speak out. Posted by: Columbia Library Desk Chair at May 21, 2015 07:17 PM (1CroS) 136
114 >>> we should just make random rape accusations against each other
Rdbrewer raped the whole blog by inisisting that we look up his ass. ---- Nuh-huh. Clicking = consent. Posted by: Jenny Doesn't Click On The First Post at May 21, 2015 07:17 PM (GvNnD) 137
118 Posted by: Huggie Bear Does Not Want Pooh Sex at May 21, 2015 07:14 PM (RJMhd)
for fkuc's sakes I've used enough damn words to rape every human in human existence going back to when Lucy hopped down out of the tree and had forethought... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:17 PM (/4AZU) 138
Biden raped me. He made me sit on his lap. I have photos.
Posted by: Random Iowa Biker Chick at May 21, 2015 07:17 PM (FCsIb) 139
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Jane touched me ... Posted by: The Lurking Spider at May 21, 2015 07:11 PM (HyQ+o) Here. Let me touch you with this shoe... Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 07:17 PM (FsuaD) 140
AtC can leer at anything she would like, IMHO.
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at May 21, 2015 07:17 PM (FIvdS) 141
If Mattress Girl did Cross Fit she could start carrying a lazy Boy recliner and get celebrity endorsement scratch...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:18 PM (/4AZU) Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 07:18 PM (FsuaD) 143
What percentage of these nut cases have undiagnosed borderline personality disorder, I wonder?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 07:19 PM (1sJza) 144
we should just make random rape accusations against each other
Heh. It sure seems like that's what's happening these days, doesn't it? The world is full of crazy people. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 07:19 PM (0HooB) 145
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What percentage of these nut cases have undiagnosed borderline personality disorder, I wonder? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 07:19 PM (1sJza) in this story? 100% Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 07:19 PM (0O7c5) 146
When AtC looks up at me to leer, I glance down her shirt. There, I said it.
Posted by: no good deed at May 21, 2015 07:19 PM (GgxVX) 147
Sitting in back of cab with ace:
"I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!" Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 07:19 PM (FsuaD) 148
>>>> 136 114 >>> we should just make random rape accusations against each other
>>>> Rdbrewer raped the whole blog by inisisting that we look up his ass. ---- >>>Nuh-huh. Clicking = consent. Posted by: Jenny Doesn't Click On The First Post at May 21, 2015 07:17 PM (GvNnD) The inisisting part was the raping. And enticing us to check his ass out with humorous YouTube videos and songs was also rapeful Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2015 07:20 PM (2x3L+) Posted by: RadFem Logic at May 21, 2015 07:20 PM (7YlUk) 150
Well Freddy ... You can whore out your shins however you like ... BUT I HAVE STANDARDS.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 21, 2015 07:20 PM (HyQ+o) 151
What percentage of these nut cases have undiagnosed borderline personality disorder, I wonder?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke About 30% I'd say. Posted by: Millennials at May 21, 2015 07:20 PM (y3sol) 152
Stop rubbing my crotch. If you don't stop rubbing my crotch in the next 3 to 4 minutes I'm going to scream!!!
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 21, 2015 07:20 PM (8cSVB) 153
Hug-Raped by Grape Ape she was.
Posted by: Killerdog at May 21, 2015 07:20 PM (vntmB) 154
we should just make random rape accusations against each other
Does You gotta be fucking kidding me count? Posted by: DaveA at May 21, 2015 07:20 PM (DL2i+) 155
Well, it definitely a higher number than the number of gays in society.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 07:21 PM (1sJza) 156
Goddammit, if I have to, I'll stop this car and turn it around.
Posted by: pep to Ace and Jane in back of car at May 21, 2015 07:21 PM (LAe3v) 157
Every make dog I've ever owned has raped my leg, repeatedly.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 21, 2015 07:21 PM (bo7G7) 158
whatever happened to having sex with a person you are actually in love with? it's like this story is about entitlement sex......
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 07:21 PM (0O7c5) 159
Adam, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Posted by: Captain Oveur at May 21, 2015 07:21 PM (FCsIb) Posted by: Buzzion at May 21, 2015 07:21 PM (fRdoO) Posted by: Revengeful Spider hiding in Jane's shower at May 21, 2015 07:22 PM (Kkayg) 162
I'm going to keep a list of these SJW, so that ten years from now I can look at it and laugh when most of them are in the obits, in an mental institution or homeless bag ladies.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2015 07:22 PM (g/dG1) 163
Every time I see Friends on TV I am reminded of the time Ace tried to get me to role play with him.
**Shudders Sobbingly** HE ALWAYS GOT TO BE CHANDLER!!! Posted by: Adam Krupp at May 21, 2015 07:22 PM (CnmVh) Posted by: pep at May 21, 2015 07:22 PM (LAe3v) 165
I feel raped every time maddogg posts one of his links.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 07:22 PM (FsuaD) 166
Every *male* dog
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 21, 2015 07:22 PM (bo7G7) 167
Evening, y'all.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 21, 2015 07:23 PM (q20+R) Posted by: SarahW at May 21, 2015 07:23 PM (lv2k0) Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2015 07:23 PM (v0/PR) 170
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I'll touch you then disappear again! Posted by: Revengeful Spider hiding in Jane's shower at May 21, 2015 07:22 PM (Kkayg) *fetches flamethrower...again* Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 07:23 PM (FsuaD) 171
153 Posted by: Killerdog at May 21, 2015 07:20 PM (vntmB)
OW my childhood... next you'll say she was Hug-Fooey'd by Hong Kong Phooey Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:23 PM (/4AZU) 172
I've had worse experiences on public transport during commute hours.
Posted by: East Bay Jay at May 21, 2015 07:23 PM (7v8o1) 173
whatever happened to having sex with a person you are actually in love with? it's like this story is about entitlement sex......
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 07:21 PM (0O7c5) Rape. It's always Rape. Posted by: Yes, I said it twice... at May 21, 2015 07:23 PM (7YlUk) 174
*waves to Tami*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 07:24 PM (FsuaD) 175
Careful Gnu .... You'll be stuck in a common law marriage with that mutt in a few years.
Of course, NCJ can make that problem go away. Posted by: ScoggDog at May 21, 2015 07:24 PM (HyQ+o) 176
whatever happened to having sex with a person you are actually in love with?
These days if someone A acts like or, worse, *says* they're in love with someone B, then B has to assume that A is nuts. Sex is these days a lot easier if A and B don't really give much of a shit about the other. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2015 07:24 PM (AVEe1) Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 07:24 PM (oVJmc) 178
I've had worse experiences on public transport during commute hours.
Posted by: East Bay Jay You don't even know. Posted by: Japanese schoolgirl on a commuter train at May 21, 2015 07:24 PM (y3sol) Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2015 07:24 PM (v0/PR) 180
I've warned our son not to ask any girl he meets on campus on a date.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 07:24 PM (FsuaD) 181
I'd like to support Mattress Girl, but I'm in very poor shape. Ideas for other, lighter pieces of furniture I can cart around town with me?
Posted by: Mike Z at May 21, 2015 07:25 PM (Ii2lB) 182
Hey, Tami. Great! How goes it with you?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 07:25 PM (FsuaD) 183
If they are going to tear down the pretty little liar posters, why not torch the mattress? Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 07:25 PM (iQIUe) 184
Fart rape, 98% of the time, has two victims; you and the hapless family dog.
Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2015 07:25 PM (ty633) 185
Ok this is so dumb
Making passes is illegal now? Who is going to arrest sloppy broads everywhere then? Nungasser is guilty of appalling taste in friends and women Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 21, 2015 07:25 PM (zOTsN) 186
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I'd like to support Mattress Girl, but I'm in very poor shape. Ideas for other, lighter pieces of furniture I can cart around town with me? Posted by: Mike Z at May 21, 2015 07:25 PM (Ii2lB) Wicker end table? Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2015 07:25 PM (v0/PR) 187
I'm an Appliance, not an Object! Posted by: Toaster at May 21, 2015 07:09 PM (CnmVh) IMHO contendah, threadwinnah Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 07:25 PM (iLVH9) 188
P.S. It was a man who made a sexual complaint about Nussberger too
*cough* The spelling is M-A-L-E, not M-A-N Posted by: Grey Fox at May 21, 2015 07:26 PM (a42f0) 189
After Columbia I sued everyone I ever met there and won millions. Then, I hired a hitman with all the money and I'm sending him after the Sulkowicz gang. Is that wrong?
Posted by: Paul "Gettin' None" Nungasser at May 21, 2015 07:26 PM (FCsIb) 190
RAPE!
Posted by: Couches at May 21, 2015 07:26 PM (FsuaD) Posted by: Dominique Strauss Kahn at May 21, 2015 07:26 PM (CnmVh) 192
We got yer back Jane, (and yer front, side, middle, top, buttom, top, etc.
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at May 21, 2015 07:26 PM (FIvdS) 193
I saw Campaign of Erotic Terror open for Smashing Pumpkins at Center Stage in Atlanta back on '93.
Not very good live, IMO. Posted by: Jaws at May 21, 2015 07:27 PM (Rbtz3) 194
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Hey, Tami. Great! How goes it with you? Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 07:25 PM (FsuaD) It goes, it goes. So many projects going on around this house I'm about to lose my mind. Outside and inside. Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2015 07:27 PM (v0/PR) 195
I saw Erotic Terror open for the Pustulous Clams back in '04.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 21, 2015 07:27 PM (I8YZX) Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 21, 2015 07:27 PM (92YAX) 197
I wanna see the dumbass that is going to be the first to hire mattress girl.
Now that I think about it though, I realize she has no intention of ever leaving academia. She will be in college for life. Teaching our kids.... Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at May 21, 2015 07:27 PM (VNgld) 198
Adam, you think you got troubles...
Posted by: The Chicken at May 21, 2015 07:27 PM (bo7G7) 199
Our dating prospects are looking better by the day.
Posted by: Townie Girls Everywhere at May 21, 2015 07:27 PM (FCsIb) 200
@188 - This clown 'Adam' sounds like he goes through life perpetually stoned.
Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 21, 2015 07:27 PM (o+SC1) 201
Presumption of Innocence is patriarchal.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 07:27 PM (oVJmc) 202
Jane ... Stop being foolish. You can't get us all.
Posted by: The Lurking Spider at May 21, 2015 07:28 PM (HyQ+o) 203
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I'd like to support Mattress Girl, but I'm in very poor shape. Ideas for other, lighter pieces of furniture I can cart around town with me? Posted by: Mike Z at May 21, 2015 07:25 PM (Ii2lB) Memory foam mattress topper or a hemorrhoid pillow. Those can be rapey, I guess. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 21, 2015 07:28 PM (l3LvV) 204
Campaign of Erotic Terror open for Smashing Pumpkins at Center Stage in Atlanta back on '93
They're still around. I think they were opening for Crystal Castles last year Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2015 07:28 PM (AVEe1) 205
Isn't Adam homophobic to refuse sex from another man?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 07:28 PM (oVJmc) 206
Whatever the truth this is all creepy...
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 21, 2015 07:29 PM (Bn6aD) 207
Spiders are meant for 12GA.
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at May 21, 2015 07:29 PM (FIvdS) 208
seriously,
The **only** way "yes means yes" and all this new affirmative consent bs can work is if you strip away the basic rights of the accused. If a man is innocent until proven guilty, then the woman will only have a case if she does more than shake her head. This is basic logic. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 21, 2015 07:29 PM (LWu6U) 209
114 >>> we should just make random rape accusations against each other Rdbrewer raped the whole blog by inisisting that we look up his ass. Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2015 07:14 PM (2x3L+) ewwwww Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 07:30 PM (iLVH9) 210
So my hubby went to grad school with a famous dude from Europe. Famous like the foreign press would bug his girlfriends phone illegally. Anyway they would golf together, and there would be these functions at school I would get to go to as well. They were cheek kissers. Three kisses. Left right and left again. I couldn't get my NoDak brain around it, personal space in NoDak is like a 12 foot bubble. Even though I would steel myself not to, I would involuntarily recoil in horror at the triple kiss. It got to be a joke, that I was the only person on the planet recoiling at a triple kiss from him
Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 21, 2015 07:30 PM (zOTsN) 211
205 Isn't Adam homophobic to refuse sex from another man? ========================== It's illegal in Oregon; you can lose your business and your home. Posted by: TOregon Attorney General at May 21, 2015 07:30 PM (FCsIb) 212
209 Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 07:30 PM (iLVH9)
It was either rape, a cry for help, a PSA, or his resume to get a job in NYC's school system. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:31 PM (/4AZU) 213
This weekend let's have a sous vide cooking post. Posted by: Soothsayer at May 21, 2015 07:31 PM (OmJgC) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2015 07:31 PM (ODxAs) 215
119 meh. Hug rape is not nearly as traumatic as fart rape. Oh yeah, baby. You ate that one! Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2015 07:15 PM (ty633) This is why I come here. Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 07:32 PM (iLVH9) 216
Whatever the truth this is all creepy...
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 21, 2015 07:29 PM (Bn6aD) Exactly! When do these dipshits have time to actually go to school? Between the raping and claiming rape and carrying furniture and investigations doesn't seem like a lot of school time left over. Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 21, 2015 07:32 PM (nqBzj) 217
I told a few friends and my boyfriend at the time how creepy and weird it was.
And then my boyfriend [strike]tracked the guy down, punched him in the face, and told him he'd kick his ass if he ever came near me again[/strike] ordered quinoa salads for both of us and offered to cry with me until I felt safe again. Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 21, 2015 07:32 PM (2jQGY) 218
214 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2015 07:31 PM (ODxAs)
for each cheek GM... not that there's anything wrong with it... I guess... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:32 PM (/4AZU) 219
So, if these are the new standards, then I once was raped on my way into an Eagles game. The crowd outside the Linc was wall-to-wall and someone behind me grabbed my ass without my consent.
I'm suing the Eagles. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 21, 2015 07:32 PM (q20+R) 220
Good post. *slaps Ace on the butt in a non-sexual, innocent manner*
*twice* ============ Then rubs his shoulder. 3-4 minutes. "Ohhh, you're so tense". Must have been that Rush Limbaugh. Posted by: TOregon Attorney General at May 21, 2015 07:33 PM (FCsIb) 221
And then my boyfriend
FIFY Posted by: Grey Fox at May 21, 2015 07:33 PM (a42f0) 222
216 Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 21, 2015 07:32 PM (nqBzj)
She went from Motion Physics to uh "Visual Arts"... THAT was money well spent Dr and Dr Dumbshit Shrink Parents. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:33 PM (/4AZU) 223
If the accused produces a 12in member, can he not be aquitted?
*ducks and hauls ass to the nearest exit* Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at May 21, 2015 07:33 PM (FIvdS) 224
The crowd outside the Linc was wall-to-wall and someone behind me grabbed my ass without my consent.
============ I wasn't there! Posted by: Paul Nungasser at May 21, 2015 07:34 PM (FCsIb) 225
antisocial justice beatnik -
I like the hemorrhoid pillow idea. Light as a feather, not bulky, yet suggests anal rape and continuing painful memories. Maybe each of us can carry one with us to upcoming Moron Meetups. "You will know us by our hemorrhoid pillows." Posted by: Mike Z at May 21, 2015 07:34 PM (Ii2lB) 226
Mattress girl and all of those just like her were told by their guidance counselors that they were made to order social workers. They can take that over developed sense of ( hell. I don't know what to call it) and solve all the social ills that they and their cases have endured.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2015 07:34 PM (g/dG1) 227
Shouldn't Biden be in prison then?
Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 21, 2015 07:34 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Pajama Boy at May 21, 2015 07:34 PM (8ZskC) 229
... "and so, Your Honor, based upon the dimensions presented, we ask for immediate dismissal on the grounds that my client was capable of nothing more than a micro-aggression."
Posted by: Defense Lawyer at May 21, 2015 07:34 PM (HyQ+o) 230
The crowd outside the Linc was wall-to-wall and someone behind me grabbed my ass without my consent.
I'm suing the Eagles. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) A sweet looking little old lady once grabbed my ass in a crowded line when I was 18 or 19. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 21, 2015 07:35 PM (y3sol) 231
After reading this post, I can come to only one conclusion: this country is FUCKED...HARD.
Posted by: RobertM at May 21, 2015 07:36 PM (H2FoK) Posted by: some random meathead at May 21, 2015 07:36 PM (Qgr71) 233
It goes, it goes. So many projects going on around this house I'm about to lose my mind. Outside and inside. Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2015 07:27 PM (v0/PR) I feel your pain. Our wall oven died over two months ago, and we finally got the new one installed...after two months of delays. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 07:36 PM (FsuaD) 234
Then there was that time on Bourbon Street in the Quarter for Mardi Gras. Everybody was "raping" everybody else! It was a madhouse! A MAD HOUSE!
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2015 07:36 PM (JO9+V) 235
230 Your nic does not reflect your last comment, sorry.
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at May 21, 2015 07:36 PM (FIvdS) Posted by: Biden, joe biden at May 21, 2015 07:37 PM (zOTsN) 237
I'd also like to hear some real rape victims put these lying twats in their place.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 21, 2015 07:37 PM (q20+R) 238
Isn't Adam homophobic to refuse sex from another man?
Pretty sure that's already happened. IIRC, there was a movie recently that implied that. Not that I'd really care, but it all seemed as though it was coming, it was just a matter of time. *dons Columbo raincoat and turns around* One more thing. It seems as though it's nothing but sex, sex, sex all the time these days. Rape, homosexual marriage, a Kardashian ass, rape. I wonder if there might be some sort of Journolist aspect to this. Or does it date back to the Communist Goals to Conquer America from '63? Just wondering out loud. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 07:38 PM (0HooB) 239
HEY11!!11 Anybody ready for a Vodka shot????
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at May 21, 2015 07:38 PM (FIvdS) Posted by: Truth Hurts at May 21, 2015 07:38 PM (maLc1) 241
151 What percentage of these nut cases have undiagnosed borderline personality disorder, I wonder? Posted by: FenelonSpoke About 30% I'd say. Posted by: Millennials at May 21, 2015 07:20 PM (y3sol) Nice Burn Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 07:39 PM (iLVH9) 242
FYI, if a guy ever starts massaging my crotch it isn't going to last for two or three minutes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2015 07:39 PM (8ZskC) Posted by: Abe Vigoda at May 21, 2015 07:39 PM (LWu6U) 244
A creepy old man grabbed my ass at a lunch counter in NYC when I was 13. I stabbed him with a fork. Cops got called and everything.
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 07:39 PM (CnmVh) 245
And yet I got a free pass.... Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 21, 2015 07:39 PM (/EkKm) Posted by: MineMine at May 21, 2015 07:39 PM (Y1TOm) 247
I would so totally understand if Paul Nungesser decided to climb the clock tower with a scoped .30-06 and begin thinning the herd.
Wouldn't condone it mind you, but I would understand it. Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2015 07:40 PM (JO9+V) 248
Nothing to be ashamed of Cicero. Some have more stamina than others.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 21, 2015 07:40 PM (HyQ+o) 249
Bwb- I think its pretty much a Muzzie or Communist plot....
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at May 21, 2015 07:40 PM (FIvdS) 250
A creepy old man grabbed my ass at a lunch counter in NYC when I was 13. I stabbed him with a fork. Cops got called and everything.
Hey, I didn't have my glasses. I thought it was my burger! Posted by: A Creepy Old Guy With a Fork Wound at May 21, 2015 07:41 PM (8ZskC) 251
They climbing in yo windows
They snatchin yo people up Better hide yo wife, hide yo kids , hide yo husband cuz they be rapin ERRbody up in here. Posted by: Antoine Dodson at May 21, 2015 07:41 PM (Qgr71) 252
Wow Garret has a nice ass?
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at May 21, 2015 07:41 PM (FIvdS) 253
I got knee raped at a gentlemens club once.
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 21, 2015 07:41 PM (8cSVB) 254
Does everyone remember when Chris Christie raped Jerry Jones on national tv?
I am still traumatized... Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at May 21, 2015 07:41 PM (VNgld) 255
I bet Judge Judy could wrap this all up in 22 minutes.
Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 07:41 PM (JBggj) 256
I try and imagine what sorts of jobs...and lives these useless, no-nothing people are likely to have. Not happy ones I'll wager.
Posted by: PT Barnum at May 21, 2015 07:42 PM (/EkKm) Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 07:42 PM (iLVH9) 258
"I Rape You,
You Rape Me, Lets Rape Each Other And Get Pub-Lic-It-Ty! Posted by: Truth Hurts at May 21, 2015 07:38 PM (maLc1) Meanwhile... in Emma's head... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rS6mZUo3fg Posted by: Curt's Hole-rittled-Hat at May 21, 2015 07:42 PM (7YlUk) 259
whatever happened to having sex with a person you are actually in love with? it's like this story is about entitlement sex...... Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 07:21 PM (0O7c5) I feel raped by your wanton flaunting of your Mauiness. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 07:43 PM (ynQIy) 260
See what happens when Dr. Laura is kicked off the air?
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2015 07:43 PM (JO9+V) 261
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Maybe each of us can carry one with us to upcoming Moron Meetups. "You will know us by our hemorrhoid pillows." Posted by: Mike Z at May 21, 2015 07:34 PM (Ii2lB) Hah! That's awesome. I'll add one of those to my Walmart list for NoVaMoMe. I could also fill it with Val-U-Rite and sneak it in... Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 21, 2015 07:44 PM (l3LvV) 262
260 See what happens when Dr. Laura is kicked off the air?
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2015 07:43 PM (JO9+V) Heh. Posted by: Golfman at May 21, 2015 07:44 PM (48QDY) 263
Hell, I had a bunch up bullies tie me to a tree, and threaten to cut of my schlong one time. I think I was 8 years old. That'
s pretty traumatizing to a kid with Aspergers. Gotta love Philly... Posted by: MineMine at May 21, 2015 07:44 PM (Y1TOm) 264
176 whatever happened to having sex with a person you are actually in love with? These days if someone A acts like or, worse, *says* they're in love with someone B, then B has to assume that A is nuts. Sex is these days a lot easier if A and B don't really give much of a shit about the other. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2015 07:24 PM (AVEe1) deserves repeating Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 07:44 PM (iLVH9) 265
Does Enema Sulkywitch have a sleep number mattress?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 21, 2015 07:44 PM (W5DcG) 266
I love you, you love me.....
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at May 21, 2015 07:45 PM (FIvdS) 267
I feel raped by your wanton flaunting of your Mauiness.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 07:43 PM (ynQIy) I'm raped by your feeling raped. Also wantons trigger me, s**tlord! Posted by: Shot of Rape with a Rape chaser at May 21, 2015 07:45 PM (7YlUk) 268
well,
its time for me to get to work. I am going to anally rape this project for the next four hours. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 21, 2015 07:45 PM (LWu6U) 269
I just want to point out for the record that I have never hand-raped or shoulder-raped Ace. And this is despite my childhood history of being routinely hug-raped by my grandparents - my very own grandparents!!.
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 21, 2015 07:46 PM (wqVD1) Posted by: MineMine at May 21, 2015 07:46 PM (Y1TOm) Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2015 07:46 PM (JO9+V) Posted by: bergerbilder at May 21, 2015 07:47 PM (+jijM) 273
I just want to point out for the record that I have never hand-raped or shoulder-raped Ace. Posted by: Maetenloch at May 21, 2015 07:46 PM (wqVD1) Ewoks are slippery buggers, hard to pin down. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 07:47 PM (ynQIy) 274
Ann Landers- where are you when so many really need you?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2015 07:47 PM (g/dG1) 275
One night at bowling I was writing down the scores when this one cute little gal with big bewbs grabbed my junk. I would have liked three or four minutes. Her husband, on the other hand, might have objected.
According to the SJW's, I guess that I was raped. I always hoped she'd do it again. Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 07:47 PM (9iR5/) 276
"whatever happened to having sex with a person you are actually in love with?" Ok, which one of you is Dr. Phil? Posted by: Manfred von Brauerei-Mehrwertsteuer, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlemen at May 21, 2015 07:47 PM (FlRtG) 277
when i was a kid a guy who was coaching our basketball team wore sweat pants sans underwear and had a boner for most of the practice....he would make in appropriate comments....we all complained for weeks ....i think this was 6th grade....he finally was removed.....some of the parents that were witnesses to it wouldn't step in or say anything.....it was bizarre....i totally forgot about that....we were all made to feel like there was something wrong with us for reporting it to the school....it didn't go further than his removal. he was a psychologist for get this ....children.....my dad did some investigating on his own and learned that he had many complaints for inappropriate contact with children.....it was the 70's so i don't think much was ever done
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 07:47 PM (0O7c5) 278
269 Posted by: Maetenloch at May 21, 2015 07:46 PM (wqVD1)
You have friends brother... Grandpa used to rub his stubble on my forehead to say goodnight... *shudder* I'd sell all my electronics to hug him one last time. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:48 PM (/4AZU) 279
269 I just want to point out for the record that I have never hand-raped or shoulder-raped Ace.
--- So that's why he doesn't have a cutesy nickname for you like he does for CAC and Gabe. Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at May 21, 2015 07:49 PM (GvNnD) 280
I saw a dude ball-walking at the pool when I was about thirteen. He knew it too...perv.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 21, 2015 07:49 PM (q20+R) 281
Has anyone seen the mattress lately? There's been talk ...
Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 07:50 PM (JBggj) 282
Meanwhile, I didn't know Senator Gillibrand was even capable of getting a chubby. The things you learn here at AoS.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 21, 2015 07:50 PM (q20+R) Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 07:50 PM (sdi6R) 284
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I saw a dude ball-walking at the pool when I was about thirteen. He knew it too...perv. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 21, 2015 07:49 PM (q20+R) ewwwwwwww Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 07:51 PM (0O7c5) 285
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After reading this post, I can come to only one conclusion: this country is FUCKED...HARD. Posted by: RobertM at May 21, 2015 07:36 PM (H2FoK) Would you fuck this country? I'd fuck this country. I'd fuck this country hard. Posted by: Buffalo Barack at May 21, 2015 07:51 PM (l3LvV) 286
Adam, who also graduates this week, told Jezebel that "he was close friends with Paul during his freshman year in 2011" and that "one fall night, in the midst of an emotional conversation in Paul's dorm room...Paul pushed him onto his bed and sexually assaulted him."
My God - Nungesser is a ... Democrat?? Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 21, 2015 07:51 PM (oKE6c) 287
"ball-walking
" That's one of those phrases I probably shouldn't look up, right? You are learning fast, grasshopper. Posted by: Shaolin Monk at May 21, 2015 07:52 PM (JO9+V) 288
I just wonder how she's going to turn around behind the counter at Starbucks with that mattress without knocking all kinds of shit over.
That mattress is going to be pretty gross in ten or fifteen years. And think of the back problems. And then she's going to claim SSDI. And we get to support her for the rest of her natural life. Maybe we could tie her to her mattress and try to sail her to say, Japan. Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 07:53 PM (9iR5/) 289
My God - Nungesser is a ... Democrat??
Well, we didn't want to say anything in front of the children... Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 07:53 PM (0HooB) 290
I just raped a peach hate shake
Posted by: Biden, joe biden at May 21, 2015 07:54 PM (zOTsN) 291
I was chin-raped. More than once.
Posted by: Jon Carry what served in Vietnam at May 21, 2015 07:54 PM (Dwehj) 292
I'm looking for some good news. Did Ted Cruz tell anyone to f'off today?
Posted by: freaked at May 21, 2015 07:54 PM (JdEZJ) 293
Ball walking! Who said that?
Posted by: Biden, joe biden at May 21, 2015 07:54 PM (zOTsN) 294
288 Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 07:53 PM (9iR5/)
Oddly she is "Japanese-Chinese-Jewish"..... the tradewinds may be her destiny. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:54 PM (/4AZU) 295
I love the omg he appealed it away! Yes, because, get this, you can't just ruin someone's life because you feel like it. There is no way that drunken hugging someone is sexual assault.
I've mentioned before but the famous picture of The Kiss from WWII? That is now being used as an example of rape culture and how sexual assault is acceptable because omg he just grabbed her and kissed her. These idiots are insane. Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at May 21, 2015 07:55 PM (IrByp) 296
This must really be serious business, if they're willing to go to the mattresses over it...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at May 21, 2015 07:56 PM (m9V0o) 297
A modest proposal: in view of the nature and extent of the controversy, and the attendant ambiguity, that we resolve the situation definitively by executing everyone connected with it in any way, shape, manner, or form.
Any seconds? Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 21, 2015 07:56 PM (oKE6c) 298
Maybe we could tie her to her mattress and try to sail her to say, Japan.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 07:53 PM (9iR5/) naw, "on a voyage of penance to singapore" Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 07:56 PM (iLVH9) 299
Zoomies ball walking around a pool table in the officers club. Carrier landings too. Such memories. M
Posted by: Biden, joe biden at May 21, 2015 07:56 PM (zOTsN) 300
Rape? She keep using that word. I dun think it means what she think it means.
Posted by: inigo montoya at May 21, 2015 07:58 PM (VDovR) 301
These sad passionless people have sex like taking a dump
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 07:58 PM (zOTsN) 302
I've mentioned before but the famous picture of The Kiss from WWII? That is now being used as an example of rape culture and how sexual assault is acceptable because omg he just grabbed her and kissed her.
These idiots are insane. Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at May 21, 2015 07:55 PM (IrByp) That's because all American sailors are rapists, and the only way to save yourself is to jump off a cliff... If you don't believe us, watch this anime about Japanese warships as depicted by sexualized girls: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRnhCbCHgfI Posted by: Japanese Ministry of Propaganda and Mecha Musume at May 21, 2015 07:59 PM (7YlUk) Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 21, 2015 07:59 PM (tgnRB) 304
Rock out with your **** out!
Posted by: Carlos Danger at May 21, 2015 07:59 PM (JO9+V) 305
If someone grabbing you and unsuccessfully hitting on you is rape...
I've been raped by a lot of fat chicks. Posted by: wooga at May 21, 2015 07:59 PM (rczVS) 306
Back in the day, there was a lot of lock rape. I read a poem about it, too, but not at Columbia U.
Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 08:00 PM (JBggj) 307
At 18 yo in college, I would have been about 5'7" and 140 lbs, though I was an athlete. For someone to rape me would have involved clubs, or drugs, or both. I would!d not go gentle into that good night.
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 21, 2015 08:00 PM (+jijM) 308
These sad passionless people have sex like taking a dump
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 07:58 PM (zOTsN) You just took the joy of the 2 out of 3 things I still enjoy in life Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:00 PM (/tNwW) 309
I miss the old Jay Leno ball walkin' segments.
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 21, 2015 08:01 PM (wqVD1) 310
What's the third
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 08:01 PM (zOTsN) 311
These idiots are insane.
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at May 21, 2015 07:55 PM (IrByp) And they are at the helm. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 21, 2015 08:01 PM (W5DcG) 312
Grab? Kiss? how about ass raped? Check out some of your local school teachers.
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at May 21, 2015 08:01 PM (FIvdS) 313
Oddly she is "Japanese-Chinese-Jewish"..... Posted by: Sven S Blade She must know some GREAT places to eat on Christmas Day..... Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 21, 2015 08:01 PM (kdS6q) Posted by: Her Mind at May 21, 2015 08:01 PM (oKE6c) Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:01 PM (MDgS8) 316
Who here has seen a ball walk in the enlisted or officers club?
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 08:01 PM (zOTsN) 317
She must know some GREAT places to eat on Christmas Day.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 21, 2015 08:01 PM (kdS6q) Did you ever try to eat a bagel with chopsticks? No wonder she has issues. Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 21, 2015 08:03 PM (oKE6c) 318
313 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 21, 2015 08:01 PM (kdS6q)
2 shrinks for parents...and she's a walking Woody Allen plotline/adopted child bride... it's all good. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:04 PM (/4AZU) 319
What's the third
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 08:01 PM (zOTsN) What's it worth to ya? Actually i guess food Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:04 PM (/tNwW) 320
I always wonder about the parents.
Are Emma's parents mortified or pleased as punch? They let her major in art, so...... Posted by: Ktgreat at May 21, 2015 08:04 PM (Bl4dy) 321
These idiots are insane.
Yes. Yes, they are. And nowhere in the above comments are mentioned any wish to do any type of alcohol shots with you at any MoMee that should occur now or in the future, Your Malevolence. No. Where. And on that note, you bunch of sex-obsessed, non-pants-wearing things you, it's time for dinner and a video with B'Gal. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k? Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 08:05 PM (0HooB) 322
I do think she has a complaint -- but not a legal one.
Well to be accurate the definition of 'battery' is unconsensual, offensive touching, so I'm not sure she didn't have a technical legal case. Whether or not it would have been worth pursuing is another matter... Posted by: Firefly76 at May 21, 2015 08:05 PM (l8ZXO) 323
2 shrinks for parents...and she's a walking Woody Allen plotline/adopted child bride...
====== It must have been a proud moment to see their daughter and her mattress march across the stage. Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 08:06 PM (JBggj) 324
>>>You just took the joy of the 2 out of 3 things I still enjoy in life<<<
Have you ever heard of a blumpkin? Have you ever been to Cleveland? Nevermind. Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2015 08:06 PM (ty633) 325
Oddly she is "Japanese-Chinese-Jewish".....
Posted by: Sven S Blade Well, my Nip, Chink, Kyke friend... Posted by: Willem DaFoe at May 21, 2015 08:06 PM (+jijM) Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:06 PM (MDgS8) 327
Leave it to the liberals to make sex a grindingly boring no win situation that devolves into hateful recriminations and contributes nothing to society but discord. It's like they're devil's or something.
Posted by: simplemind at May 21, 2015 08:06 PM (BTnAK) 328
Do you guys remember after Hurricane Sandy when Obummer went to Jersey and FatBoy raped him on national teevee?
*shudder* Posted by: @votermom at May 21, 2015 08:07 PM (cbfNE) 329
It must have been a proud moment to see their daughter and her mattress march across the stage.
Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 08:06 PM (JBggj) That's great line. Love it. The sad part is they probably were Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:08 PM (/tNwW) 330
It must have been a proud moment to see their daughter and her mattress march across the stage.
Posted by: mrp We teared up thinking about the first mattress we bought her to carry to kindergarten. Posted by: Mattress parents at May 21, 2015 08:08 PM (tgnRB) 331
Emma just wants to take her degree and her mattress and go home where 'daddy shrinkfuckup' can touch her in that 'special place' to make her feel 'special'. That 'secret' that they share that mommy knows nothing about.
Posted by: tbd at May 21, 2015 08:08 PM (1Rzz1) Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:08 PM (MDgS8) Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:08 PM (MDgS8) 334
320 Posted by: Ktgreat at May 21, 2015 08:04 PM (Bl4dy)
They allowed her to go from a Physics major to art, they wrote an open letter supporting her... I'd say they're thrilled. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:08 PM (/4AZU) 335
Who here has seen a ball walk in the enlisted or officers club?
I've seen a peanut stand, heard a rubber band, I saw a needle that winked it's eye But I'd been done seen about everything When I see a ball walk military guy! Posted by: Jive crows at May 21, 2015 08:09 PM (JO9+V) 336
Oddly she is Japanese-Chinese-Jewish.
Hmmm.....must be good at math. Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:08 PM (MDgS And a wiz at ordering in Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:09 PM (/tNwW) 337
whoopsie daisies.
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:09 PM (MDgS8) 338
326 Would bet she is as spits
Posted by: OTB at May 21, 2015 08:09 PM (ShdUd) 339
Barky got high and the Choom Gang serviced him.
And by that I mean used his ass like a pervert in the Hot Pocket factory. Posted by: Truth Hurts at May 21, 2015 08:09 PM (maLc1) 340
I got willowed in an earlier thread. just wanted to post this there for SMFH...
I told my daughters that I would disown them if they voted for the JEF. They didn't. They know Mommy doesn't play about some things. And voting for some scumbucket shit-stirrer while Mommy is in Iraq is a definite no-no. They both saw the towers fall. While Mommy was finishing up in Basic. Yeah, them voting for that asshole was not going to happen. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 05:58 PM And that just made me smile, TY SMFH. Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2015 07:04 PM Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2015 08:10 PM (o/90i) 341
Dirty Harry on AMC. Ah what America used to be like. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:10 PM (/tNwW) Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 08:10 PM (zOTsN) 343
So asking a member of the opposite sex out for a drink or a movie is sexual harassment? A hug rape? I'm about ready to start smiling Milesians with my sword.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:10 PM (K5/vW) 344
I told my daughters that I would disown them if they voted for the JEF.
They didn't. They know Mommy doesn't play about some things. And voting for some scumbucket shit-stirrer while Mommy is in Iraq is a definite no-no. They both saw the towers fall. While Mommy was finishing up in Basic. Yeah, them voting for that asshole was not going to happen. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 05:58 PM Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:11 PM (/tNwW) 345
We teared up thinking about the first mattress we bought her to carry to kindergarten.
Back then it was probably more on the order of small throw pillow. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2015 08:11 PM (8ZskC) 346
Smiting damn spellcheck
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:11 PM (K5/vW) 347
Did you ever try to eat a bagel with chopsticks? No wonder she has issues.
Sweet & Sour Matzoh, Kung Pao Lox, Chopped Liver Chow Fun, I grew up on this shit. I don't got no issues. Get these bugs off of me! Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 21, 2015 08:11 PM (sH832) Posted by: Metallica at May 21, 2015 08:12 PM (CnmVh) 349
Who here knows what a "hospitality check"is?
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 08:12 PM (zOTsN) 350
You can bet Matt Gurl was humping her pillow at age 9...
Posted by: Truth Hurts at May 21, 2015 08:13 PM (maLc1) 351
Check you hospitality whitey.
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:14 PM (MDgS8) 352
For people having so much sex they sure don't seem to be having any fun
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 08:14 PM (zOTsN) 353
325 Oddly she is "Japanese-Chinese-Jewish".....
Posted by: Sven S Blade Well, my Nip, Chink, Kyke friend... Posted by: Willem DaFoe at May 21, 2015 08:06 PM (+jijM) Choo-Joo Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:14 PM (K5/vW) Posted by: Mohammad at May 21, 2015 08:14 PM (tgnRB) Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 08:15 PM (iLVH9) 356
"You" should be "your" buuuuuttt.....who cares.
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:15 PM (MDgS8) 357
So asking a member of the opposite sex out for a drink or a movie is sexual harassment?
Whoa! We're way ahead of tht point where we can designate someone as "opposite sex". Come back in another 10 years. Posted by: begerbilder at May 21, 2015 08:15 PM (+jijM) 358
So asking a member of the opposite sex out for a drink or a movie is sexual harassment?
Whoa! We're way ahead of tht point where we can designate someone as "opposite sex". Come back in another 10 years. Posted by: begerbilder at May 21, 2015 08:15 PM (+jijM) 359
It looks like they are trying to make it so only women can initiate sex. I expect a lot more "women drink free" nights at the bar.
Also, women already initiate sex. It's just at the office. Posted by: ryukyu at May 21, 2015 08:15 PM (j29PP) 360
Pro-tip: Guys, run far, far away from chicks with weird dyed hair in funky colors, such as this Mattress chick is sporting. Chances are good that it's a cray-cray SJW type. It's not worth it.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2015 08:15 PM (shFKH) 361
So asking a member of the opposite sex out for a drink or a movie is sexual harassment?
According to the last GMT I took in the Navy, well yeah Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:15 PM (/tNwW) Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 08:16 PM (zOTsN) 363
For people having so much sex they sure don't seem to be having any fun Right? Doesn't seem very gratifying. Excellent point. Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:16 PM (MDgS8) 364
Whoa! We're way ahead of tht point where we can designate someone as "opposite sex". Come back in another 10 years.
Posted by: begerbilder at May 21, 2015 08 I'm glad I'm old and married. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:16 PM (K5/vW) 365
There is nothing necessarily wrong with someone majoring in art. There are plenty of people who majored in the arts and they haven't and won't be dragging a mattress around campus.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 08:16 PM (1sJza) 366
Oddly she is "Japanese-Chinese-Jewish".....
Posted by: Sven S Blade Where's our resident eugenicist when you need him to explain why she didn't turn out to be the smartest human that ever existed? Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 08:17 PM (uctT+) Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 08:17 PM (iLVH9) 368
Theyre doing it wrong. All of it
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 08:18 PM (zOTsN) 369
There is nothing necessarily wrong with someone majoring in art. There
are plenty of people who majored in the arts and they haven't and won't be dragging a mattress around campus. Fawn Liebowitz, for example. Posted by: Otter at May 21, 2015 08:18 PM (JO9+V) 370
Where's our resident eugenicist when you need him to explain why she didn't turn out to be the smartest human that ever existed?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 08:17 PM (uctT+) Because she chose poorly from column A and column B Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:18 PM (/tNwW) 371
366 Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 08:17 PM (uctT+)
Heh I think she spent her College years happily jettisoning her "genetic potential"... she should have invented a geometrically horrifying robo-sexual cultural revolution... //Ah Stereotypes Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:18 PM (/4AZU) Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:18 PM (MDgS8) 373
You know, you only need the blanket, not the whole damn bed.
Posted by: Linus Van Pelt at May 21, 2015 08:18 PM (sH832) 374
Do we know whether Adam is gay? Because that's a long time to be frozen in shock while your junk is being caressed by another dude.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2015 08:18 PM (shFKH) 375
Where's our resident eugenicist when you need him to explain why she didn't turn out to be the smartest human that ever existed?
Posted by: weft cut-loop She went mad trying to find kosher sweet & sour pork. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 21, 2015 08:19 PM (tgnRB) 376
Gay or not the school called Adam a drama queen
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 08:19 PM (zOTsN) 377
I'm a hugger . C'mere Ace, you big lovable lug.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 21, 2015 08:19 PM (XYn5E) 378
I bet Fawn Leibowitz was freaking hot.
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:19 PM (MDgS8) 379
Argle Bargle hisself Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 08:20 PM (iLVH9) 380
Sounds hot anyway.
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:20 PM (MDgS8) 381
I hear that tomorrow the Baltimore DA is gonna charge those cops with the death of the Lindbergh Baby
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:20 PM (/tNwW) 382
370 Where's our resident eugenicist when you need him to explain why she didn't turn out to be the smartest human that ever existed?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 08:17 PM (uctT+) Because she chose poorly from column A and column B Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:18 PM (/tNwW) Where is Nip Sip when you need him Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:20 PM (K5/vW) 383
Ace, Kate Upton told me she was going to hug you and then she read your post and sadly walked away.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2015 08:20 PM (shFKH) 384
Do we know whether Adam is gay? Because that's a long time to be frozen
in shock while your junk is being caressed by another dude. Did "it" move? That's the test. Posted by: George Costanza at May 21, 2015 08:20 PM (JO9+V) 385
The Emma Sulkowicz bedroom collection.
[rips open envelope] What is a condom and a subpoena stapled to a fitted sheet. Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at May 21, 2015 08:20 PM (EkZgX) 386
382 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:20 PM (K5/vW)
Where's EoJ? man it's like a roll call of the fallen... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:21 PM (/4AZU) 387
I am a more than a little surprised no one has mentioned nungesser could not have done any of aforementioned since he is a big Dick Cheney fan, I suppose Big Dick Cheney or even Big Dick Dick Cheney, fan and as such always wears a cougar for a condom. Absence of claw and fang marks all over everyones genitals is proof he was not involved at all.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 08:21 PM (kCLGY) 388
Columbia University's proud history of graduating the world's brightest class of bedroom upholstery since 1754.
Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 08:21 PM (JBggj) 389
What is a condom and a subpoena stapled to a fitted sheet.
Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent Ho ho ho, YES. Posted by: Ed McMahon at May 21, 2015 08:22 PM (tgnRB) 390
I once was told by a parishioner that I ruined her grandson's baptism because our son-three at the time- wandering up to look at the baptism. I thought that was a tiny bit of an exaggeration. However, I do feel sorry for the parents who had to deal with Mattress Girl taking all of the attention from what should be happy day and focusing it all on her antics. I expect, too, that despite her friends carrying the load-they wanted to be in the photo ops too, evidently, that there were students who were spitting mad as well-besides the 'pretty little lair" artist.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 08:22 PM (1sJza) Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:22 PM (MDgS8) 392
You can bet Matt Gurl was humping her pillow at age 9...
Posted by: Truth Hurts Sounds hawt. Posted by: Mohammad at May 21, 2015 08:14 PM (tgnRB) And she likes it in the butt? *smiles* Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 21, 2015 08:22 PM (7YlUk) 393
Your junk does not get touched by another dude for even a micro second before you react. You see a dude's hand heading for your crotch your first thought is he is going to smack you in your bag. You cover up. If you don't do that reflexively you are gay or in a coma.
Posted by: simplemind at May 21, 2015 08:22 PM (BTnAK) 394
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Ace, Kate Upton told me she was going to hug you and then she read your post and sadly walked away. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2015 08:20 PM (shFKH) ---------NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'll stand in for Ace! Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 08:22 PM (9iR5/) Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 08:22 PM (iLVH9) 396
>>>Cleveland? Nevermind.
Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2015 08:06 PM (ty633) pitiful<<< Actually, I heard Toledo is now the nexus of all social taboos. Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2015 08:22 PM (ty633) 397
I bet Fawn Leibowitz was freaking hot. Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:19 PM (MDgS I read that she was smokin'! Well, what they found of her, anyways. Posted by: Otter at May 21, 2015 08:22 PM (JO9+V) 398
374 Do we know whether Adam is gay? Because that's a long time to be frozen in shock while your junk is being caressed by another dude.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2015 08:18 PM (shFKH) Ya think Sweetie? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:23 PM (K5/vW) 399
Yanno...back in the days of yore, the Anglo-Saxons had a pretty good system: when you make an allegation against someone, you quite literally pledged your life that your allegation was true. If it was disproved, you were publicly strangled, thus reminding the community "Don't bear false witness".
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at May 21, 2015 08:23 PM (amQXf) 400
Oddly she is "Japanese-Chinese-Jewish".....
Posted by: Sven S Blade Where's our resident eugenicist when you need him to explain why she didn't turn out to be the smartest human that ever existed? Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 08:17 PM (uctT+) Ahh, you assume that is game has already played out! Posted by: begerbilder at May 21, 2015 08:23 PM (+jijM) 401
You guys are kilning me
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 08:23 PM (zOTsN) 402
Joe Biden's done worst stuff than this.
Posted by: Mike at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (cZOlo) 403
Wow. Bear mauls woman and then buries her to knosh on later: http://goo.gl/5Gh6Cs It's cool cause you can see her bloody arm sticking out. Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (iQIUe) 404
Oh and for what it's worth, Columbia University was the ONLY place I ever felt uncomfortable in when I was in Uniform
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (/tNwW) 405
I bet our very own 'Navycopjoe' could show ol` mattress muffin Emma a thing or two with that big baton of his he thrashes about. She wouldn`t be filing charges...she would be filing reservations!
Posted by: tbd at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (1Rzz1) 406
382 370 Where's our resident eugenicist when you need him to explain why she didn't turn out to be the smartest human that ever existed?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 08:17 PM (uctT+) Because she chose poorly from column A and column B Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:18 PM (/tNwW) Where is Nip Sip when you need him Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:20 PM (K5/vW) When is that? Posted by: Buzzion at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (z/Ubi) 407
And notice that in the imaginary story, Adam stayed of his own volition and no violent force was used against him. He didn't allege that Paul tried to prevent him from leaving.
Since when did people become powerless to get up and leave when there's no danger of being hurt? Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (shFKH) 408
I am not gonna get into the hole she dressed like a slut so she was asking for it nonsense, clearly there is no rationale for harming or assaulting someone. However, did her parents ever tell her dragging your mattress with you everywhere is even worse? I mean what was nungesser sposed a think if she shows up on their first date with a mattress? Isn't that a signal or something.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (kCLGY) 409
And notice that in the imaginary story, Adam stayed of his own volition and no violent force was used against him. He didn't allege that Paul tried to prevent him from leaving.
Since when did people become powerless to get up and leave when there's no danger of being hurt? Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (shFKH) 410
Yanno...back in the days of yore, the Anglo-Saxons had a pretty good system: when you make an allegation against someone, you quite literally pledged your life that your allegation was true. If it was disproved, you were publicly strangled, thus reminding the community "Don't bear false witness".
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at May 21, 2015 08:23 PM (amQXf) I allege that Nungesser raped me or something... Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (7YlUk) 411
Well, what they found of her, anyways.
Posted by: Otter at May 21, 2015 08:22 PM (JO9+V) ===== It was an accident! Posted by: The Kiln at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (JBggj) Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (MDgS8) 413
chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2015 08:20 PM (shFKH)
You're a Mean One, chique d'af-ri-que ... Posted by: Adriane the Christmas Cartoon Critic ... at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (nSOh+) Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 08:25 PM (iLVH9) 415
399 Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at May 21, 2015 08:23 PM (amQXf)
It's like it was important enough to be the 9th Commandment. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:25 PM (/4AZU) 416
Where is Masturbatin' Pete when you need him?
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2015 08:26 PM (JO9+V) 417
Joe Biden's done worst stuff than this.
Posted by: Mike at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (cZOlo) *shudders* Joe Biden エッチする http://bit.ly/1FdIjVa Posted by: Anime Girls at May 21, 2015 08:26 PM (7YlUk) 418
Well, fuck me in the butt.
Posted by: Funkotron at May 21, 2015 08:26 PM (c7rW1) 419
"Your junk does not get touched by another dude for even a micro second before you react. You see a dude's hand heading for your crotch your first thought is he is going to smack you in your bag. You cover up. If you don't do that reflexively you are gay or in a coma."
-------------------------------------------------- Well said! Posted by: OTB at May 21, 2015 08:26 PM (ShdUd) 420
404 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (/tNwW)
You never made it to Antioch in the 70s Doc... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:27 PM (/4AZU) Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:27 PM (MDgS8) 422
416 Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2015 08:26 PM (JO9+V)
Where's Jack Coldcuts when you need him? Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:27 PM (/4AZU) 423
Wow. Bear mauls woman and then buries her to knosh on later:
http://goo.gl/5Gh6Cs It's cool cause you can see her bloody arm sticking out. Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (iQIUe) I read a newer story saying lady is now carrying a bearskin rug around with her . Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 08:27 PM (kCLGY) 424
The best thing to happen to Mattress Girl would be to totally ignored. If she's got something like NPD no attention is worse than negative attention. She'll probably end up somewhere in the Obama administration though
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 08:28 PM (1sJza) Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:28 PM (MDgS8) 426
Where's our resident eugenicist when you need him to explain why she didn't turn out to be the smartest human that ever existed?
You're not supposed to cross the streams. Posted by: Egon at May 21, 2015 08:29 PM (0NdlF) Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:29 PM (/4AZU) 428
416 Where is Masturbatin' Pete when you need him?
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2015 08:26 PM (JO9+V) question answers itself Posted by: Argle Bargle at May 21, 2015 08:29 PM (iLVH9) 429
You never made it to Antioch in the 70s Doc...
======== Oh yes. The pride of Yellow Springs, Ohio. Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 08:29 PM (JBggj) 430
I think that little faggott Adam is on the new McDonalds commercial. Why they show him during an NHL game is beyond me
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:29 PM (K5/vW) 431
Adam didn't even say no.
I wonder if his scenario was a fantasy he had and he was mad that it never happened. I mean, his later complaints to Paul about their not being close any more were, um, weird for a guy. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2015 08:30 PM (shFKH) 432
429 Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 08:29 PM (JBggj)
Granola City full of nuts, flakes, and berries. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:30 PM (/4AZU) 433
I can't believe it took me this long to think to post this. The best of Fuckbot 5000: https://youtu.be/miwOmyvBqF4
"I am the Love Actually of rape, pretty good but you'll forget about me in 5 minutes." Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 21, 2015 08:30 PM (tgnRB) 434
I've come to the conclusion that millennial's as a group are all bat shit crazy. And what's with this "otherkin" crap. You can call yourself a cat, or whatever you want, but until I see you sitting on the table and licking your ass, I ain't gonna believe it.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 08:30 PM (9iR5/) 435
They allowed her to go from a Physics major to art, they wrote an open letter supporting her...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:08 PM (/4AZU) For some inexplicable reason, no one ever goes from art, much less sociology, to physics. Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 21, 2015 08:30 PM (oKE6c) 436
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I bet our very own 'Navycopjoe' could show ol` mattress muffin Emma a thing or two with that big baton of his he thrashes about. She wouldn`t be filing charges...she would be filing reservations! Posted by: tbd at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (1Rzz1) Why do you say that? It's not like she was hauling around a giant plush Marmaduke... Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 21, 2015 08:30 PM (l3LvV) 437
I've come to the conclusion that millennial's as a group are all bat shit crazy.
100 years of electing Democrats will do that. Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 08:31 PM (0NdlF) 438
435 Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 21, 2015 08:30 PM (oKE6c)
I've never seen a j Schooler cross into molecular biology either.... damnedest thing Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:31 PM (/4AZU) 439
For some inexplicable reason, no one ever goes from art, much less sociology, to physics IOW she was a complete failure as a Japanese-Chinese-Jew. Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:32 PM (MDgS8) 440
434 Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 08:30 PM (9iR5/)
Careful or they'll piss all over your rug begging with their eyes for a litter box... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:32 PM (/4AZU) 441
Ace, I'd like to demand trigger warnings for these kinds of stories.
It offends me deeply and uncontrollably when, as a person of war veteran status, I read these mind numbing tales and am reminded that my act of spending the first nine months of my marriage in Kandahar primarily benefitted wannabe totalitarian imbeciles. This microaggression against people of former imperialist combatant status will not stand. P.S. Was my writing putrid enough for the Social Justice Club, or do I need more practice? Posted by: planeman at May 21, 2015 08:32 PM (yOGKC) Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 08:33 PM (OsWis) 443
>I've come to the conclusion that millennial's as a group are all bat shit crazy.
I'm probably the wrong person to try to deny this. There might be sane people in my generation. Probably the Amish. Posted by: kartoffel at May 21, 2015 08:34 PM (fVxXv) 444
OK. Who has made it to the Rubber Bowl? I Saw Yes and John Mahavishnu Orchestra there. Argle Bargle Posted by: Argle Bargle at May 21, 2015 08:34 PM (iLVH9) Posted by: 'Adam' at May 21, 2015 08:35 PM (Qgr71) 446
P.S. Was my writing putrid enough for the Social Justice Club, or do I need more practice?
Posted by: planeman at May 21, 2015 08:32 You're a fucking warmonger No sjw club for you ///// Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:35 PM (K5/vW) 447
planeman, you might need to polish it up a bit. Heh
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 08:36 PM (9iR5/) Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 08:36 PM (OsWis) Posted by: Bear at May 21, 2015 08:36 PM (CnmVh) 450
Up, down, top, change, charm, and bottom. And then these combine to form various hadrons, the most elusive being the Highs Boson....
What? Uh, sorry. We were talking about sex, not Particle Physics. Posted by: begerbilder at May 21, 2015 08:36 PM (+jijM) 451
Bears rape with their faces.
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:36 PM (MDgS8) 452
442 She's a complete failure, period.
My only hope is that the stupid bint does not reproduce. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 08:33 PM (OsWis) I'm thinking in vitro is the only way. Men will run from her. Posted by: Golfman at May 21, 2015 08:36 PM (48QDY) 453
442 She's a complete failure, period.
My only hope is that the stupid bint does not reproduce. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 08:33 PM (OsWis) Based on her preferred sexual activity that's not a problem. Posted by: Buzzion at May 21, 2015 08:37 PM (z/Ubi) 454
MH, nothing wrong, really, for being a warmonger. Why, there are many on this thread who would be warmongers had it not been for unfortunate canoe accidents. They used to be heavily armed.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 08:37 PM (9iR5/) Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at May 21, 2015 08:37 PM (7YlUk) Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:37 PM (MDgS8) 457
Up, down, top, change, charm, and bottom. And then these combine to form various hadrons, the most elusive being the Highs Boson....
What? Uh, sorry. We were talking about sex, not Particle Physics. Posted by: begerbilder at May 21, 2015 08:36 PM (+jijM) Well... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYVx178VlZ8 Posted by: Zombie Robert Calvert at May 21, 2015 08:38 PM (7YlUk) 458
IOW she was a complete failure as a Japanese-Chinese-Jew.
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:32 PM (MDgS ================== That depends on how much she paid for the mattress. Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 08:38 PM (JBggj) 459
Not to detract from the as-always well-written analysis, but Ace wrote: "I hate being hugged or touched and when people hug or touch me it's almost always in a non-sexual, innocent manner."
Heh. Never, ever move to Texas or much of the south because everyone from infants to centenarians will invariably greet you with a hug. Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 21, 2015 08:38 PM (0RdKg) 460
Apparently, to graduate from Columbia, you drag mattresses around with you. Which could explain our preznit's foreign policy today. He still has an imaginary mattress around him, buffering him from the truth that, uh, the taking of cities in Iraq and beheadings and human trafficking by these barbarians is losing.
The people who suffer in all this campus rape are the real victims...not those spurned the next day after a drunken-fueled one night stand (which is very common with different partners from one weekend to another). From the little reading I have done on campus "rape" is that there is a sex revolving door on many college campuses today, especially for frats and sorority party scenes. Almost a rite of passage. A notch in your belt or thong. I am really baffled at whatever happened to the fear of STD's in this parade of grossness. But I am olde and le crazy ala Duchess of Alba, so disregard any bleeping of thoughts. Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen at May 21, 2015 08:40 PM (FCPu0) Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:40 PM (MDgS8) 462
Would a gay guy say no to a good looking straight guy rubbing his package? I think not. Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 08:41 PM (iQIUe) 463
eleven: "Bears rape with their faces."
I first read that as "feces". Silly me. It's monkeys that do that. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 21, 2015 08:41 PM (1CroS) Posted by: Grey Fox at May 21, 2015 08:41 PM (a42f0) 465
Heh. Never, ever move to Texas or much of the south because everyone from infants to centenarians will invariably greet you with a hug.
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 21, 2015 08:38 PM (0RdKg) Being hugged by certain ladies is OK. The stupid one armed hug while shaking hands from a middle aged man is a little much for me. I aint from the hood. Posted by: Golfman at May 21, 2015 08:42 PM (48QDY) 466
The problem was, Ace's comment seemed to suggest ,was that he wasn't being hugged in a sexual, non innocent manner. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 08:42 PM (1sJza) 467
How do we sleep while the beds are burning?
Posted by: Peter Garrett at May 21, 2015 08:43 PM (EkZgX) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:43 PM (K5/vW) 469
Paul Nungesser banged me in the back of my mom's Pinto. He was like a sweating beast, prodding and insistent, and his breath came though his flared nostrils in hot, searing pants.
That's why I carry this spare tire around as a symbol of my victimization. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 08:43 PM (oVJmc) 470
These dizzy feminists have nuttier ideas about rape than Todd Akin.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 21, 2015 08:43 PM (c/Ipt) 471
Just a thought, but hugging an Ewok could, I said could, be...........problematic. After all, they're only belt high, furry, and smell like yesterdays garbage. I mean, what's the proper protocol? Do you bend over at the waist and kind of hug their shoulders, or are you supposed to drop to one knee so that you're sort of eye to eye?
Obviously a question for Miss Manners. Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 08:43 PM (9iR5/) 472
Oh c'mon guys, I only wanted to help the assorted freaks of the world...
Posted by: planeman at May 21, 2015 08:44 PM (yOGKC) 473
Michael,
Unless you're a dumbass terrorist wannabe that has no clue about guns thinks it's a good idea to go to Texas and shoot shit up. In that case, slugs not hugs. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 08:44 PM (OsWis) Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 08:44 PM (CnmVh) Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 08:45 PM (FsuaD) 476
Here I thought my sarcasm was dripping
-------- Well, yeah, it was. But you gave me some material to work with. Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 08:45 PM (9iR5/) 477
I now walk around with a dildo in my cooter as a protest to rape culture and The Patriarchy. Want to see it?
Posted by: Sulkowicz's Future at May 21, 2015 08:45 PM (1CroS) Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 08:46 PM (FsuaD) 479
The stupid one armed hug while shaking hands from a middle aged man is a little much for me. I aint from the hood. You don't even wear jeans. No Texas is def not for u. Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:46 PM (MDgS8) 480
Paul Nungesser raped me with a Hugs Boson!!!
Posted by: Anonymous victim #whatever at May 21, 2015 08:46 PM (dkfG0) 481
In that case, slugs not hugs.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May Now that's a prime bumper sticker Slugs not hugs Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:46 PM (K5/vW) 482
I'm not down with hugging anyone whose ass I don't want to grab.
Could be problematic for your mother, sister or daughter. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 08:46 PM (1sJza) Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:46 PM (MDgS8) Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 08:47 PM (OsWis) Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 08:47 PM (CnmVh) 486
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OK. Who has made it to the Rubber Bowl? I Saw Yes and John Mahavishnu Orchestra there. Argle Bargle Posted by: Argle Bargle at May 21, 2015 08:34 PM (iLVH9) I used to watch an NFL preseason game there every year. And the Akron City Series cahampionship football was always there. I always tried to see the game (held T'giving morning) but I went to a Catholic school, so it was as a spectator only. Always rooted against Garfield. Posted by: begerbilder at May 21, 2015 08:48 PM (+jijM) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:48 PM (K5/vW) 488
You don't even wear jeans. No Texas is def not for u.
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:46 PM (MDgS Heh. I could stand Texas. Dale Jr. Says I should try the Wranglers. Perhaps. Posted by: Golfman at May 21, 2015 08:48 PM (48QDY) 489
Just a thought, but hugging an Ewok could, I said could, be...........problematic.
Avoid eye-contact. Allow them to bind your hands and feet and put you on a roast spit. It is considered polite not to degenerate into a sobbing mess as they put you to the flame. Sensitive ears and all. Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 08:48 PM (0NdlF) 490
It was a warm night in August when I drunkenly stumbled back to my dorm room with the hulky, accented Paul Nungesser. As the moonlight shone across his muscles, I gazed in to his eyes. Then, seemingly out of nowhere he grabbed me, like a like a lion grabs its prey, and sexually, silently, rubbed his hand across my junk for 2-3 minutes, while I stood there frozen in terror and desire.
But mostly desire. Posted by: Haven Monahan at May 21, 2015 08:49 PM (AkOaV) 491
Of course you want to hug Ace. He's like an animated plush toy.
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 08:49 PM (CnmVh) Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 08:49 PM (7YlUk) 493
FenelonSpoke: "I'm not down with hugging anyone whose ass I don't want to grab.
Could be problematic for your mother, sister or daughter." Another good one. Posted by: You Might Be A Redneck, Volume XX at May 21, 2015 08:49 PM (1CroS) 494
Commissary price increases in Senate bill
And another large FUCK YOU to the Military by the Senate WE help elect. Fuck you all and may you all rot in hell Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:49 PM (/tNwW) 495
He pulled her against him for a few seconds, tried to entice her to have sex, and then did nothing more when she pushed him away.
So according to this gal, pretty much every date I ever had was a sexual assault. Geez, when I was in college if the guy didn't at least try something you were insulted. And I never knew one guy who didn't stop when he was told to. I really feel sorry for guys in college today. Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2015 08:50 PM (UI0Cn) 496
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Jane, https://tinyurl.com/agpk8y3 Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 08:47 PM (OsWis) Heh. And dammit, where the hell did EoJ go? This thread begs for his insight. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 08:50 PM (FsuaD) 497
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Of course you want to hug Ace. He's like an animated plush toy. Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 08:49 PM (CnmVh) i see him more matted with leaves, gum....food....stuck in his fur..... Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 08:50 PM (0O7c5) 498
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Of course you want to hug Ace. He's like an animated plush toy. Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 08:49 PM (CnmVh) -------Still laughing. Thread winner! Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 08:50 PM (9iR5/) Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 08:51 PM (OsWis) Posted by: Odie at May 21, 2015 08:51 PM (CnmVh) 501
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I won't notice...wife will be remote posted this next tour in Montana.... probably go up to Malmstrom once a month for meat tops. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:51 PM (/4AZU) 502
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 08:49 PM (CnmVh)
i see him more matted with leaves, gum....food....stuck in his fur..... Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 08:50 PM (0O7c5) The mutt at the pound being completely shaved Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:52 PM (K5/vW) Posted by: Joker Biden at May 21, 2015 08:52 PM (dkfG0) 504
"That depends on how much she paid for the mattress."
Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 08:38 PM (JBggj) She got a very fair price. Posted by: Leslie Gold at May 21, 2015 08:52 PM (+jijM) 505
So, I'm at the mall yesterday (kill me), and there are all these Pajama Boys and Girls riding...
plush electronic furry bears and shit. I'm beyond speechless. Yes, there's a kiosk where you can rent a furry animal to ride around the mall. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 08:53 PM (FsuaD) 506
These fake rape accusers and their enablers in the media, such as Rolling Stone magazine and Nancy Grace in the Duke LaCrosse Team travesty, are predators, pure and simple. Lawyers need to get in there and kick their asses, and show them that actions have consequences.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2015 08:53 PM (UI0Cn) 507
I'm not wearing any underwear.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 21, 2015 08:53 PM (LImiJ) 508
Then there was that time on Bourbon Street in the
Quarter for Mardi Gras. Everybody was "raping" everybody else! It was a madhouse! A MAD HOUSE! Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2015 07:36 PM (JO9+V) Get you're stinking paws off me YOU DAMN DIRTY NEW ORLEANIAN!!!. Posted by: Charlton Heston at May 21, 2015 08:53 PM (jsYc/) 509
>>i see him more matted with leaves, gum....food....stuck in his fur.....
And slathered in hobo feces, sure. But when he's not stalking the homeless, he cleans up ok. Posted by: Odie at May 21, 2015 08:53 PM (CnmVh) 510
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I'm not wearing any underwear. Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 21, 2015 08:53 PM (LImiJ) *screams* Posted by: Dittohead lurkers at May 21, 2015 08:54 PM (FsuaD) 511
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How do we sleep while the beds are burning? Posted by: Peter Garrett at May 21, 2015 08:43 PM (EkZgX) Just today, I was watching a Dirty Jobs episode from Australia when Mike asked a question of an Aussie and the response was, "We'll suck it and see." Supposedly, the phrase means, "we'll try it and see what happens." I think it's obvious, though, that Aussies are inherently rapey. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 21, 2015 08:54 PM (l3LvV) 512
Yes, there's a kiosk where you can rent a furry animal to ride around the mall.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 08:53 PM (FsuaD) i saw that in tucson at a mall......the things looked dirty as if they had been used inappropriately.....i'll dig up the picture i took...... Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 08:54 PM (0O7c5) 513
507 I'm not wearing any underwear.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 21, 2015 08:53 PM (LImiJ) I'm not wearing pants. And it's not even ONT yet Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:55 PM (K5/vW) 514
"That depends on how much she paid for the mattress."
Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 08:38 PM (JBggj) according to her it was a buttload. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 08:55 PM (kCLGY) 515
i saw that in tucson at a mall......the things looked dirty as if they had been used inappropriately.....i'll dig up the picture i took...... Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 08:54 PM (0O7c5) Is this the End Times or what?? Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 08:55 PM (FsuaD) 516
"....helped sparked a national dialogue..."
And right there is a major problem with the Left: they always want to discuss things, but they never want to actually do anything meaningful to address and fix the problem. Of course, they always fail to note that this national problem of sexual assault on campus is occurring in places that are run by liberals, staffed by liberals, and do their darned best to make all the people, especially the young folks who attend the schools, liberals. Posted by: William Teach at May 21, 2015 08:55 PM (sFc52) 517
plush electronic furry bears and shit.
- I advised a guy today who had his dope hidden in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles backpack. Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 21, 2015 08:55 PM (LImiJ) Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 08:57 PM (OsWis) 519
I feel sorry for the girls today too
Nothing but Adams and pajama boys Even nungasser just wanted a fuck buddy Depressing. Not all girls are SJW Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 08:57 PM (zOTsN) 520
NYC appears to be a happenin' place, what, with all of those Steph and Hillary posters going up as well as the Pretty Little Liar campaign. Guerrilla Conservatism in action.
Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 08:57 PM (JBggj) 521
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 21, 2015 08:55 PM (LImiJ)
What did you advise, his Miranda rights?, Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:57 PM (K5/vW) 522
5 Hug rape?
Ever met an Italian's family? They basically climb in your clothes with you? Posted by: Navalpopojojo at May 21, 2015 06:47 PM (xWSkE) That's hilarious and so true. My family is of non-hugging, suck it up and deal with it, Germanic blood. My older sister married an Italian American. I'll never forget meeting his family. Those people hug and kiss everybody, including people they don't really like. Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2015 08:58 PM (UI0Cn) Posted by: Argle Bargle at May 21, 2015 08:58 PM (iLVH9) 524
You know, for the life of me I don't know why our society wants to emasculate boys and young men. When the Caliphate comes roaring into America, do they really think that pajamboi is going to protect them?
Is their goal just to make men more malleable? To what end? I mean, I'm old, slow and getting overweight, and I could kick his ass in under thirty seconds. What is their ultimate goal? Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 08:58 PM (9iR5/) 525
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You know, for the life of me I don't know why our society wants to emasculate boys and young men. When the Caliphate comes roaring into America, do they really think that pajamboi is going to protect them? Is their goal just to make men more malleable? To what end? I mean, I'm old, slow and getting overweight, and I could kick his ass in under thirty seconds. What is their ultimate goal? Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 08:58 PM (9iR5/) Eventually we'll all be asexual. And drugged. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 08:59 PM (FsuaD) 526
That's hilarious and so true. My family is of non-hugging, suck it up and deal with it, Germanic blood. My older sister married an Italian American. I'll never forget meeting his family. Those people hug and kiss everybody, including people they don't really like.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2015 08:58 PM (UI0Cn) deal with it and no hugging are not exclusive Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:00 PM (kCLGY) 527
Those people hug and kiss everybody, including people they don't really like.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2015 08:58 PM (UI0Cn) Keep your friends close, but you enemies closer Kapish? Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 09:00 PM (/tNwW) Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 09:00 PM (sdi6R) 529
Eventually we'll all be asexual. And drugged.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 08:59 PM (FsuaD) I've got a head start on that second part. Posted by: Golfman at May 21, 2015 09:00 PM (48QDY) 530
What did you advise, his Miranda rights?,
- I sat there while the judge advised him of his rights and the charges and then argued that bond should be high enough to keep his ass in jail. The public defender argued that he was just turning his life around. Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 21, 2015 09:01 PM (LImiJ) Posted by: kartoffel at May 21, 2015 09:01 PM (fVxXv) 532
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You know, for the life of me I don't know why our society wants to emasculate boys and young men. When the Caliphate comes roaring into America, do they really think that pajamboi is going to protect them?" ==== Our society is bored. Tomorrow is another day. Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 09:01 PM (JBggj) 533
481 In that case, slugs not hugs.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May Now that's a prime bumper sticker Slugs not hugs Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:46 PM (K5/vW) TRIPLE APPROVAL! Posted by: Argle Bargle at May 21, 2015 09:02 PM (iLVH9) 534
During a slow dance, you give he a soft, but lasting, kiss behind her ear. If she clutches you tighter, you're' on your way. If it turns into full lip-on- lip, find a reason why you both need to go somewhere else (together). If it just stays a hug, move your hands a little lower, then take it from there.
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You know, for the life of me I don't know why our society wants to emasculate boys and young men. When the Caliphate comes roaring into America, do they really think that pajamboi is going to protect them? Is their goal just to make men more malleable? To what end? I mean, I'm old, slow and getting overweight, and I could kick his ass in under thirty seconds. What is their ultimate goal? Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 08:58 PM (9iR5/) penis envy. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:02 PM (kCLGY) 536
I'm raping you all with my mindthoughts.You're welcome.
Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2015 09:02 PM (mGBKM) Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 09:02 PM (iQIUe) 538
Y'all just raped my mind.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 21, 2015 09:03 PM (AC0lD) 539
".... occurring in places that are run by liberals, staffed by liberals ...."
Funny how this is true of almost every major problem in this country, innit ? Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 21, 2015 09:03 PM (Z8DIA) Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 09:04 PM (CnmVh) 541
Posted by: kartoffel at May 21, 2015 09:01 PM (fVxXv)
-------- Just read on WZ that ISIS is advertising on social media for people that know how to maintain US war fighting equipment. Seems that they just came into a fairly nice stash of US equipment. Never fired and only dropped once. Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:04 PM (9iR5/) 542
steevy,
That's nowhere as bad as rd wanting us to travel down his Hershey Highway... And no, I will not click. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 09:04 PM (OsWis) 543
https://twitter.com/phxazgrl/status/601554342273880064
https://twitter.com/phxazgrl/status/601554309247946752 https://twitter.com/phxazgrl/status/601554251773386754 Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2015 09:04 PM (0O7c5) 544
yuck that pink panther was gross
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 09:05 PM (0O7c5) 545
funny how all that works haw haw
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 21, 2015 09:06 PM (s9WVa) 546
Guess what this is:
https://goo.gl/79Cl0R Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 09:02 PM (iQIUe) What happens after you pull my finger? Posted by: Joey Biden at May 21, 2015 09:06 PM (7YlUk) Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 21, 2015 09:07 PM (Q819Q) 548
Whatever you do, DO NOT PULL HIS FINGER!
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:07 PM (9iR5/) 549
So, Megyn Kelly just reported that the Baltimore police have told Fox they are "unofficially" on strike.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 09:08 PM (FsuaD) 550
blue flu
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 09:08 PM (0O7c5) 551
interaction too fraught to continue doesn't
Posted by: derit at May 21, 2015 09:08 PM (jT+gh) 552
The last time someone pulled Biden's finger, Hitler invaded Poland. Said he was justified.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:08 PM (9iR5/) 553
Its a nuclear explosion, less than 1 millisecond after detonation. Looks all organic, doesnt it? Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 09:10 PM (iQIUe) 554
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https://twitter.com/phxazgrl/status/601554342273880064 https://twitter.com/phxazgrl/status/601554309247946752 https://twitter.com/phxazgrl/status/601554251773386754 Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2015 09:04 PM (0O7c5) Yep. Those are the stupid things the Millenials are riding all over one of my malls. Kinda equally divided among hipsters and yutes. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 09:10 PM (FsuaD) 555
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So, Megyn Kelly just reported that the Baltimore police have told Fox they are "unofficially" on strike. ----------- Just remember. The Supreme Court has already ruled that the police have no obligation to protect the public. Let the thugs burn it down. Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:11 PM (9iR5/) Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 09:11 PM (OsWis) Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 09:11 PM (/4AZU) 558
I fine it more than a little amusing how several pundits have opined mosby is making her career on this case. I have a feeling it is going to be the apex of her career and you will only see her in cochran firm commercials or advertising for slip and fall cases. maybe she will come to ny and sue for 5mm like sharptons daughter.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:12 PM (kCLGY) Posted by: kartoffel at May 21, 2015 09:12 PM (fVxXv) 560
You know, for the life of me I don't know why our society wants to
emasculate boys and young men. When the Caliphate comes roaring into America, do they really think that pajamboi is going to protect them? The Caliphate will be welcomed with open arms by the SJWs because the jihadis are so opened minded to limped wristed lefties Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2015 09:12 PM (DiZBp) 561
555 Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:11 PM (9iR5/)
I think DA Zombie Michael Jackson can secure ALL of Charm City... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 09:12 PM (/4AZU) Posted by: Argle Bargle at May 21, 2015 09:13 PM (iLVH9) 563
You know, for the life of me I don't know why our society wants to
emasculate boys and young men. When the Caliphate comes roaring into America, do they really think that pajamboi is going to protect them? The Caliphate will be welcomed with open arms by the SJWs because the jihadis are so opened minded to limped wristed lefties Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2015 09:12 PM (DiZBp) hot weather is not the only reason everyone wears robes over there. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:13 PM (kCLGY) 564
BRB. Gone fission.
Posted by: Achmed at May 21, 2015 09:14 PM (+jijM) 565
Megyn now reporting Baltimore popo on "full strike."
Obama has done a bang-up job with his "post-racial" bullshit. Another FAIL. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 09:14 PM (FsuaD) 566
Looks all organic, doesnt it?
-------- Yeah. I couldn't figure out what the artifacts at the bottom were. Now I can see the plasma and the spikes at the bottom have to be a whole lot of energy going somewhere. Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:14 PM (9iR5/) 567
To help raise awareness about this scourge of campus assaults, we're gonna be putting out a previously unreleased track --
Hug Me Posted by: the remaining members of Nirvana at May 21, 2015 09:14 PM (dkfG0) 568
i didn't see anyone on them.....i just figured it was a mexican thing since it's so close to the border.....they were way dirtier than the pictures show.....really gross
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 09:14 PM (0O7c5) Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at May 21, 2015 09:14 PM (P330y) 570
Didn't the Who do a rapey song? Something something, "feel me, touch me...."
Who knew "Tommy" was a rape musical? Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 09:15 PM (FsuaD) 571
569 Maverick fag fucked Goose at Panama City Beach! Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at May 21, 2015 09:14 PM (P330y) Pix? Posted by: Argle Bargle at May 21, 2015 09:16 PM (iLVH9) 572
Gutsiest move I ever saw Mav
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:16 PM (zOTsN) 573
Maverick fag fucked Goose at Panama City Beach!
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at May 21, 2015 09:14 PM (P330y) huh wait a minute I thought iceman and slider fucked em both. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:17 PM (kCLGY) 574
Hold onto your butts, Baltimore. Shit's getting real.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 09:17 PM (FsuaD) 575
With all this B'more talk, I decided I needed to clean a couple of rifles.
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2015 09:17 PM (e3bId) 576
2-3 minutes is a long time to let a dude massage your crotch.
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 06:55 PM (CnmVh) Effin' right! Some guy, strange or otherwise, starts massaging my crotch, I'll be massaging his nose with my fist in about a quarter-second. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 09:18 PM (sx1z1) 577
Megyn now reporting Baltimore popo on "full strike."
Obama has done a bang-up job with his "post-racial" bullshit. Another FAIL. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 09:14 PM (FsuaD) Barry wants cops to dress differently to have a softer image? First, Bathhouse Barry fagged up the military now he wants the cops to look like mince around. At what point does someone finally telling this commie queen to shove it where Reggie only goes. Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2015 09:18 PM (DiZBp) 578
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Maverick fag fucked Goose at Panama City Beach! Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at May 21, 2015 09:14 PM (P330y) Pix? Posted by: Argle Bargle at May 21, 2015 09:16 PM (iLVH9) if I ran columbia my plicy would be pics or it didn't happen. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:18 PM (kCLGY) 579
@570
Journey's "Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'" clearly represents the apex of rape songs. At least, uh, when discounting Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 21, 2015 09:19 PM (l3LvV) 580
You lost that loving feeling
Oohhhoobhhb that loving feeling You've lost that loving feeling and it's gone, gone, gone Whoaaaa Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:19 PM (zOTsN) 581
>> Who knew "Tommy" was a rape musical?
Uh, all of us who listend to more than "Pinball Wizard"? I mean, I was so very deeply surprised when it turned out the guy who wrote "Acid Queen" got caught surfing cheese pizza by the Plod. Gosh! Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 21, 2015 09:20 PM (Q819Q) 582
Effin' right! Some guy, strange or otherwise, starts massaging my crotch, I'll be massaging his nose with my fist in about a quarter-second.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 09:18 PM (sx1z1) how long do you give a guy you are acquainted with? Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:20 PM (kCLGY) 583
They are cutting the subsidies to the Military Commissary System, maybe the Military should go on strike also?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 09:20 PM (/tNwW) 584
This would be an opportune time for ISIS or some other muzzies to pull something in Baltimore. Who's going to stop them?
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 09:20 PM (sdi6R) 585
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They are cutting the subsidies to the Military Commissary System, maybe the Military should go on strike also? Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 09:20 PM (/tNwW) Are they going to put the troops on Mooch's menus? I hate the JEF and his minions more every day. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 09:22 PM (FsuaD) 586
I also am more than a little amused everyone on the communist side of our country thinks bodycams are gonna make everything better. as far as I can tell video cameras are not especially effective at persuading anyone that ideas about uncivilized people living in inner city areas are untrue.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:22 PM (kCLGY) 587
Who knew "Tommy" was a rape musical?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 09:15 PM (FsuaD) I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie I'm glad you won't see or hear me As I fiddle about Fiddle about Fiddle about ! Your mother left me here to mind you Now I'm doing what I want to Fiddling about Fiddling about Fiddle about! Down with the bedclothes Up with the nightshirt! Fiddle about Fiddle about Fiddle about ! Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2015 09:22 PM (DiZBp) 588
P.S. "The beast with two backs" is a phrase from
Shakespeare. I don't know that Puritans would be using it, although I agree that this whole fake rape case thing is a witch hunt. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 07:00 PM (1sJza) You don't think maybe old Will wrote in the vernacular of his day? He was writing popular plays that were staged for the entertainment of the playing public, you know. He probably never dreamed that his works would be studied in colleges centuries after his death. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 09:23 PM (sx1z1) Posted by: Abe Vigoda at May 21, 2015 09:23 PM (P330y) 590
Sven, when I was fifteen in 1967 I found a book called "The Effects of Nuclear Weapons". A lot of it dealt with the early nukes, and then later on the Able Baker tests in the Pacific. At that time the physics were well over my head, but I understood a lot of it.
The Cuban Missile Crisis was only five years earlier. I guess I wanted to find out if I was going to die, how it would happen. Believe it or not, I was less afraid of them after I read the book than I was before. Nukes do have limitations. My biggest concern now is an EMP. Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:23 PM (9iR5/) 591
My biggest concern now is an EMP.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:23 PM (9iR5/) This. It will make Baltimore look like a preschool summer camp. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 09:24 PM (FsuaD) 592
558 I fine it more than a little amusing how several pundits have opined mosby is making her career on this case. I have a feeling it is going to be the apex of her career and you will only see her in cochran firm commercials or advertising for slip and fall cases. maybe she will come to ny and sue for 5mm like sharptons daughter.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:12 PM (kCLGY) My guess is she will run for congress. Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2015 09:25 PM (UI0Cn) 593
Here is the thing no one ever mentions. Mistress Mattress Back said Paul was drunk during the encounter while he denies it. Regardless, by her own account she raped him since he could not give informed consent while drunk. Ironically, the only way Princess Posturepedic is not a rapist is if we believe Paul's account.
Posted by: Thatch at May 21, 2015 09:25 PM (xwAcF) 594
I always believe the rape stories because it also
happened to me, but I managed to escape from Phyllis Diller and retain my innocence. Posted by: Brian Williams at May 21, 2015 07:02 PM (P330y) Phyllis Diller was actually quite the hottie in her day. Friend of mine is a big fan of auto racing, as was Phyllis, and met her at the Kent raceway near Seattle. He said she was both "pretty cute. and very knowledeable about the sport." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 09:26 PM (sx1z1) 595
This. It will make Baltimore look like a preschool summer camp.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 09:24 PM (FsuaD) I was sure you were gonna say it would make Dallas look like baltimore. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:26 PM (kCLGY) 596
The Caliphate will be welcomed with open arms by the SJWs because the jihadis are so opened minded to limp wristed lefties
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2015 09:12 PM (DiZBp) Yeah, in an easy to throw off the roof sort of way. Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2015 09:27 PM (UI0Cn) 597
I've seen pics of Phyllis Diller out of character. She was actually quite cute. Hittable even.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:27 PM (9iR5/) 598
These rape stories would be a lot more believable if they included six Baltimore cops holding down the victim.
Posted by: eman at May 21, 2015 09:27 PM (MQEz6) 599
This killers lawyer is repulsive. Just repulsive
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:28 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 09:28 PM (iLVH9) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 09:28 PM (K5/vW) Posted by: Beaudreaux Beaudreaux Fagan at May 21, 2015 09:29 PM (P330y) 603
Now this is the rape song: Rape! R-a-a-a-pe! Raa-aa-aa-pe! A pretty rape! A literary rape! We've the obvious open schoolboy rape, With little mandolins and perhaps a cape. The rape by coach; it's little in request. The rape by day, but the rape by night is best. Just try to see it. And you will soon agree, señors, Why Invite regret, When you can get the sort of rape You'll never ever forget. You can get the rape emphatic. You can get the rape polite. You can get the rape with Indians: A very charming sight. You can get the rape on horseback; They'll all say it's new and gay. So you see the sort of rape Depends on what you pay. It depends on what you Pay. The kids will love it. It depends on what you pay! So why be stingy? It depends on what you -- https://goo.gl/zVwPZO Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 09:30 PM (iQIUe) 604
570 Didn't the Who do a rapey song? Something something, "feel me, touch me...."
Who knew "Tommy" was a rape musical? Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 09:15 PM (FsuaD) One member of the band, I think Townsend, was sexually abused as a child, and there had been some accusation of him having "issues" with young boys. A lot of "Tommy" deals with children being sexually abused. Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2015 09:30 PM (UI0Cn) 605
My guess is she will run for congress.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2015 09:25 PM (UI0Cn) heh, she may, no one has ever shamed a dem from anything. I think it is lucky if she does not resign after everyone sees how unethical her behavior has been and she loses the case and baltimore riots again. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:30 PM (kCLGY) Posted by: Brucealena Jenner at May 21, 2015 09:31 PM (P330y) Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:31 PM (zOTsN) 608
They're also working to delegitimize the concept of
free speech by redefining any speech that offends someone as "hate speech" which has no legal protection. Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 07:08 PM (sdi6R) Bzzzzt! Wrong. "Hate speech" is just as much legally protected in the USA as is "I want to go for ice cream". Thank the First Amendment for that. Canada, unfortunately, does have "hate speech' laws, but our government is chipping away at them, slowly. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 09:31 PM (sx1z1) 609
Wish I cd find Jerry Orbach singing it. That man had a great voice.
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 09:31 PM (iQIUe) 610
JV mechanics needed
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 09:28 PM (K5/vW) ---------Just so you don't forget, they arrested that ex-Air Force mechanic last year that wanted to join ISIS. I can wrench. Give me the Chilton's manual and I can maintain a tank.The electronics would be tricky. Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:31 PM (9iR5/) 611
Well, I'm outta here. Be nice to the Dittohead newbies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 09:32 PM (FsuaD) 612
Hate speech is protected speech
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:32 PM (zOTsN) 613
Wish I cd find Jerry Orbach singing it. That man had a great voice.
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner DUN-DUH Posted by: L&O Sting at May 21, 2015 09:33 PM (uctT+) 614
608 They're also working to delegitimize the concept of
free speech by redefining any speech that offends someone as "hate speech" which has no legal protection. Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 07:08 PM (sdi6R) Bzzzzt! Wrong. "Hate speech" is just as much legally protected in the USA as is "I want to go for ice cream". Thank the First Amendment for that. Canada, unfortunately, does have "hate speech' laws, but our government is chipping away at them, slowly. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 09:31 PM (sx1z1) Right. What I meant to say is that the SJW types believe that hate speech should not be protected. Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 09:34 PM (sdi6R) 615
huh, you mean a mention by rl - limbaugh not lauren - has his fans here? is there a ven diagram which describes the overlap of talk radio listeners and aoshq?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:34 PM (kCLGY) 616
They are naming areas highway after Chris Kyle this weekend
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:35 PM (zOTsN) 617
'night, pre ONT virgins, 'don't blame you a bit. dragons and shit! Good Luck! Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 09:35 PM (iLVH9) 618
I can wrench. Give me the Chilton's manual and I can maintain a tank.The electronics would be tricky. Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:31 PM (9iR5/) Considering they wipe their ass with their fingers the electronics should be a breeze OB Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 09:35 PM (K5/vW) 619
Sorry. Don't know how that happened.
They are naming a Texas highway the Chris Kyle Memorial Highway Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:36 PM (zOTsN) 620
Is misanthropic around?
Dude, I wanted to send you an email earlier, but I can't find your addy... (I got cut off from my yahoo account). Shoot me an email @ f tucker fish - gmail thing. No spaces, obviously. Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 21, 2015 09:37 PM (6XV9E) Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 09:37 PM (iQIUe) 622
Right. What I meant to say is that the SJW types believe that hate speech should not be protected.
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 09:34 PM (sdi6R) ----------If that were the case, the Neo-Nazis could not have marched in Skokie. But I truly believe the left would have given that legitimacy because they are no friend of the Jews as a group. Had it been a black neighborhood, the march would have never happened. Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:38 PM (9iR5/) 623
(I got cut off from my yahoo account).
Shoot me an email @ f tucker fish - gmail thing. No spaces, obviously. Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 21, 2015 09:37 PM (6XV9E) I will try Chi Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 09:38 PM (K5/vW) Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 09:38 PM (iLVH9) 625
No; No second look at Sharia Law.
I think probably the wives, mothers and daughters of posters here as well as the 'ettes might object ton this suggestion. If you set up Sharia are you suggesting women be stoned to death? Please stop this sort of thing. P.S. It was a man who made a sexual complaint about Nussberger too Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 07:15 PM (1sJza) Golly, Fenelon, I see your son came by his autism honestly. I mean, I like you as a commenter here, and value your input, but you responded to a clearly sarcastic post as though it were intended literally, and that is one of the hallmarks of autism, is it not? Meaning, the inability to recognize sarcasm? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 09:40 PM (sx1z1) 626
624 This Guy?
Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 09:38 PM (iLVH9) ========== Yes, but that was a bit past his prime. Try this: https://goo.gl/IDBXAP Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 09:40 PM (iQIUe) 627
Sometimes tone gets lost on line. Sarc tags help
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:42 PM (zOTsN) 628
626 624 This Guy? Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 09:38 PM (iLVH9) ========== Yes, but that was a bit past his prime. Try this: https://goo.gl/IDBXAP Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 09:40 PM (iQIUe) ish, ish patooie ! Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 09:42 PM (iLVH9) 629
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If that were the case, the Neo-Nazis could not have marched in Skokie. But I truly believe the left would have given that legitimacy because they are no friend of the Jews as a group. Had it been a black neighborhood, the march would have never happened. Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:38 PM (9iR5/) And of course it's the leftist SJWs who get to define what is hate speech and what isn't. Shouting "Black Power!" is fine, because they're oppressed people standing up for themselves, but shouting "White Power!" is racist, and therefore hate speech. Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 09:44 PM (sdi6R) 630
2-3 minutes is a long time to let a dude massage your crotch.
Posted by: Garrett ---------------------------- This reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. The Adam Corolla " crocs" bit. I'm chucking right now. Of course, I'm drunk, so that helps... Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 21, 2015 09:44 PM (6XV9E) 631
Can we just try to start all over?
All the people who want to rape, stand on this side. We'll call you "males". All the people who want to be raped, stand on this side. We'll call you "females". Anyone who hasn't decided if that want to be raped, or want to rape, or neither, or both, stand inside the circle. We'll call you "potential recruits". If we have left anyone out, we apologize. For the time being, we'll call you "prepubescent". Posted by: bergerbilder at May 21, 2015 09:44 PM (+jijM) 632
CNN just wrote that the Clinton Foundation did not disclose 26 million dollars in speech fees
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:45 PM (zOTsN) 633
Thunderb
me, of course, If I seem like an ass, I'm just trying for a nibble. sarc in effect SIR! YES! SIR! Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 09:46 PM (iLVH9) 634
>>>CNN just wrote that the Clinton Foundation did not disclose 26 million dollars in speech fees
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:45 PM (zOTsN)<<< That damn TurboTax!!! **shakes fist in the air** Posted by: Tim Geithner at May 21, 2015 09:46 PM (dkfG0) 635
Ian I wasn't talking to you. Another misunderstanding. My apologies
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:47 PM (zOTsN) 636
Colleges could set up "Rape-Free Zones" and build multiple departments around their establishment and maintenance..
Think of all the adminstrator jobs, the fees, the AGW grant money. Posted by: eman at May 21, 2015 09:47 PM (MQEz6) 637
CNN just wrote that the Clinton Foundation did not disclose 26 million dollars in speech fees
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:45 PM (zOTsN) Slick Willie: I did not take fees, from those speeches, not now not never. Oh...those speeches...well.... Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2015 09:48 PM (DiZBp) 638
Think of all the administrator jobs, the fees, the AGW grant money.
-------- Under Title IX, this is all possible. Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:49 PM (9iR5/) 639
All I have learned from all of this is that this Paul Nungesser is pretty bad at rape.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 21, 2015 09:49 PM (z+4T3) 640
Does Enema Sulkywitch have a sleep number mattress?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 21, 2015 07:44 PM (W5DcG) No, she has a Fuck Number machine. You know, like you see at the DMV. Pull a ticket out of the machine, and wait until your number is called. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 09:50 PM (M57sC) 641
Maybe the Rockets should have brought a mattress tonight
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2015 09:51 PM (01cYD) Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 09:51 PM (OsWis) 643
635 Ian I wasn't talking to you. Another misunderstanding. My apologies Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:47 PM (zOTsN) No Problemo ach this communications stuff, Me guilty Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 09:51 PM (iLVH9) 644
how can you play by the rules when they are constantly changing them....omg.........never work in a family business......especially when the family is bat shit crazy
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 09:52 PM (0O7c5) 645
Colleges could set up "Rape-Free Zones" and build multiple departments around their establishment and maintenance..
Think of all the adminstrator jobs, the fees, the AGW grant money. Posted by: eman at May 21, 2015 09:47 PM (MQEz6) hopefully they are more successful than gun free zones. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:52 PM (kCLGY) 646
>>>Does Enema Sulkywitch have a sleep number mattress? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 21, 2015 07:44 PM (W5DcG) No, she has a Fuck Number machine. You know, like you see at the DMV. Pull a ticket out of the machine, and wait until your number is called. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 09:50 PM (M57sC)<<< All right, you guys are just being Sealy. Posted by: mattress humor at May 21, 2015 09:52 PM (dkfG0) 647
Happy BD Tucker's Daddy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 09:52 PM (K5/vW) 648
Just a thought, but hugging an Ewok could, I said could, be...........problematic. When is it appropriate to slap an Ewok? When he tells you "your hair smells terrific!" Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 09:53 PM (ynQIy) 649
happy birthday chi
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 09:53 PM (0O7c5) 650
All right, you guys are just being Sealy. Posted by: mattress humor at May That was a king size joke Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 09:54 PM (K5/vW) 651
Happy birthday chi!! Many more to come
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2015 09:54 PM (01cYD) 652
man, slick willie should stay away from anything oral, it is nothing but trouble for him whenever a mouth is involved.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:54 PM (kCLGY) 653
Thunderb is a gentleman and a scholar Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 09:54 PM (iLVH9) 654
650 All right, you guys are just being Sealy. Posted by: mattress humor at May That was a king size joke Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 09:54 PM (K5/vW) Can we just put this to bed? Posted by: eman at May 21, 2015 09:55 PM (MQEz6) 655
Who here has seen a ball walk in the enlisted or officers club?
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 08:01 PM (zOTsN) Don't you need four balls to get a walk? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 09:55 PM (M57sC) 656
It depends on what the definition of "take" is.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 21, 2015 09:55 PM (oFCZn) 657
"All I have learned from all of this is that this Paul Nungesser is pretty bad at rape."
No kidding. Guys got like no rapin' skills. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 09:55 PM (vX8Jh) 658
Ian that was sweet but I am neither!
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:55 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:55 PM (kCLGY) 660
Thunderb is a gentleman now? News to her I'm sure
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2015 09:55 PM (01cYD) 661
Cathy Young, who exposed the Emma Sulkowicz hoax, has an excellent opinion piece at the WaPo. The comments are very illuminating. http://tinyurl.com/kt7goew
Posted by: biancaneve at May 21, 2015 09:56 PM (HaVMa) Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:56 PM (9iR5/) 663
660 Thunderb is a gentleman now? News to her I'm sure Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2015 09:55 PM (01cYD) It's a journey. Posted by: eman at May 21, 2015 09:56 PM (MQEz6) 664
"All I have learned from all of this is that this Paul Nungesser is pretty bad at rape."
No kidding. Guys got like no rapin' skills. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 09:55 PM (vX8Jh) I am gonna disagree, man or woman when he was done they were begging for more. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:57 PM (kCLGY) 665
Now?
Posted by: The Fucknumber of the Beast at May 21, 2015 09:57 PM (dkfG0) 666
How bout now?
Posted by: The Fucknumber of the Beast at May 21, 2015 09:57 PM (dkfG0) 667
Heh.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 09:57 PM (OsWis) 668
AOP I was a spectator and alcohol was involved. The memory is fond but dim. The ball walk I witnessed was at Randolph AFB, a bunch of pilots walking around the crud table, taking the berries for a stroll
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:58 PM (zOTsN) 669
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All right, you guys are just being Sealy. Posted by: mattress humor at May 21, 2015 09:52 PM (dkfG0) I'd offer a kiss from a rose, but I'm afraid I'll be accused of rape. Posted by: Seal at May 21, 2015 09:59 PM (l3LvV) 670
It's a journey!? Um. No.
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:59 PM (zOTsN) 671
When Emma has her 666th roll on the mattress, does a sperm demon arise from its stains? Or will it just be an abyssal-type crab louse
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2015 10:00 PM (01cYD) 672
"man or woman when he was done they were begging for more."
Man, then I've been doin' rape all wrong. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 10:00 PM (vX8Jh) 673
I've been told I write like a guy but I am not
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 10:00 PM (zOTsN) 674
I hear that tomorrow the Baltimore DA is gonna charge those cops with the death of the Lindbergh Baby Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:20 PM (/tNwW) And the kidnapping and murder of Judge Crater, too. Fiends, they are. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 10:00 PM (M57sC) 675
Nursing a bourbon & ginger. been 1/2 drunk for hours now...
Not a bad day. Doggeh brought me an opossum that he caught earlier as a gift, and neighbor is cooking me steak, potatoes, & asparagus for dinner. Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 21, 2015 10:00 PM (6XV9E) Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 21, 2015 10:02 PM (Rppij) 677
>>>When Emma has her 666th roll on the mattress, does a
sperm demon arise from its stains? Or will it just be an abyssal-type crab louse Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2015 10:00 PM (01cYD)<<< With the type of sex she seeks, it'll more likely be a "crack-en". Posted by: Davey Jones at May 21, 2015 10:02 PM (dkfG0) 678
Thunderb, I prostrate myself before thee, I don't have one of those filled-in Ultra platinum level cards that expose every aspect of your life, but I pledge to keep a database. What kinda 'ettes name is Thunderb anyway? Love you all Kiss, Kiss, Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 10:02 PM (iLVH9) 679
"I've been told I write like a guy but I am not"
Maybe a little. Not a bad thing but some are more obvious than others. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 10:02 PM (vX8Jh) 680
"And then, and then he stopped looking me in the eye and his gaze fell below my chin. I felt so violated and impure. It was a horrifying experience that will haunt me for the rest of my life."
Posted by: Hank at May 21, 2015 10:03 PM (mb+j8) 681
660 Thunderb is a gentleman now? Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2015 09:55 PM (01cYD) That's a definite Moron Card violation. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 10:03 PM (ynQIy) 682
Wait, whut? You didn't cook the possum? That there's some good eatin'!
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:03 PM (9iR5/) 683
Short for Thunderbitch
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 10:03 PM (zOTsN) 684
At this point, I think it's safe to assume a hoax by default whenever any SJW-oriented college girl claims to have been raped yet refuses to either file or follow through with a police report.
In this case, Emma Sulkowicz decided to stop cooperating with the criminal investigation because she said it would be "too draining". Better to achieve justice by lugging a 50-pound art project around campus in attempt to shame your ex-partner. Posted by: Cole at May 21, 2015 10:03 PM (Np/wP) 685
All right, you guys are just being Sealy.
Posted by: mattress humor at May 21, 2015 09:52 PM ________ OK, that's serta funny. Posted by: FireHorse at May 21, 2015 10:04 PM (KTXxI) Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 10:04 PM (OsWis) 687
All these traffic blockers in LA who faked getting hit by cars would refuse to be taken by ambulance to an ER.
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 10:05 PM (iQIUe) 688
At this point, I think it's safe to assume a hoax by default whenever any SJW-oriented college girl claims to have been raped yet refuses to either file or follow through with a police report...
***** you noticing it's all the awareness raisers that seem to be getting assaulted up in thar? Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 21, 2015 10:05 PM (dFXmO) Posted by: The Overnight Hat at May 21, 2015 10:05 PM (7YlUk) 690
Warriors have blown a 16 point lead like Monica blowing a 16 rope load
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2015 10:05 PM (01cYD) 691
Thunderb is a gentleman now?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo Most here are Scholars and Gentlemen. Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 10:06 PM (uctT+) 692
Why not both?
Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at May 21, 2015 08:37 PM (7YlUk) Quit playing with your food, sonny. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 10:07 PM (M57sC) 693
683 Short for Thunderbitch Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 10:03 PM (zOTsN) Ahhhhh No Prob, I like strong women. Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 10:07 PM (iLVH9) 694
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When Emma has her 666th roll on the mattress, does a sperm demon arise from its stains? Or will it just be an abyssal-type crab louse Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2015 10:00 PM (01cYD) Is she rolling a 1D12 or 2D6, cuz that'll affect the odds. ... Is the ONT up yet? Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 21, 2015 10:07 PM (l3LvV) 695
Rockets blew a 15 point lead last night like a Linda Lovelace deep throater.
Posted by: Hank at May 21, 2015 10:08 PM (mb+j8) Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 10:09 PM (iLVH9) 697
Posted by: The Overnight Hat at May 21, 2015 10:05 PM (7YlUk)
You'll get sloppy mattress seconds, and like it Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 10:10 PM (K5/vW) 698
Most here are Scholars and Gentlemen.
--------- Sir! I resemble that remark, and I hereby challenge you to a duel for insulting my honor! Super Soakers at fifteen paces. I select.....Ummmm......ThunderB as my second! No wait, JaneD'oh. AtC. All of them in white T-shirts. You may fire when ready, weftcut-loop! Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:10 PM (9iR5/) 699
Is the ONT up yet?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 21, 2015 10:07 PM (l3LvV) Maet is taking his time to make sure it is extra-rapey. Posted by: The Overnight Hat at May 21, 2015 10:10 PM (7YlUk) 700
For someone who calls guys on the phone and asks them to "pack her fudge" I would think she is past the 666th point.
Posted by: OTB at May 21, 2015 10:11 PM (ShdUd) 701
This blog is all gay and rapey. Is it Tuesday? On Luna?
Posted by: RioBravo at May 21, 2015 10:11 PM (NUqwG) 702
Just watched the local news, and no mention of the Baltimore Police in any type of strike/slowdown.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 10:11 PM (VPLuQ) 703
according to her it was a buttload.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 08:55 PM (kCLGY) Thread winner! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 10:12 PM (M57sC) 704
682 Wait, whut? You didn't cook the possum? That there's some good eatin'!
Posted by: Old Blue ---------------------------- I didn't, but my poor ass should have. Or i could have him mounted as a trophy seeing how Tucker is only a min-pin, but thinks he's a 200 pound badass. *little bastard strutted around with a puffed-up chest all day. Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 21, 2015 10:12 PM (BN09I) Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 10:12 PM (iLVH9) Posted by: derit at May 21, 2015 10:12 PM (jT+gh) 707
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Maet is taking his time to make sure it is extra-rapey. Posted by: The Overnight Hat at May 21, 2015 10:10 PM (7YlUk) Sweet! Hopefully, some murder and arson is mixed in there as well. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 21, 2015 10:13 PM (l3LvV) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 21, 2015 10:13 PM (W5DcG) 709
Just watched the local news, and no mention of the Baltimore Police in any type of strike/slowdown.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 10:11 PM (VPLuQ) A) The police are too busy raping to strike B) The news people are too busy raping to report it C) You are being rapey for bringing it up D) Rape Rape Rape Baked Beans Rape and Rape Posted by: Rapey McRaper at May 21, 2015 10:13 PM (7YlUk) 710
"Super Soakers at fifteen paces.
I select.....Ummmm......ThunderB as my second! No wait, JaneD'oh. AtC. All of them in white T-shirts. You may fire when ready, weftcut-loop!" Did someone say 'Wet tee shirt on the trampoline contest" at the NoVaMoMe? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 10:13 PM (VPLuQ) 711
VIA, just watched a clip of some guy being arrested in Baltimore on WZ. As soon as he saw the cameras were on him he collapsed to the ground like he'd been gut shot.
That place ain't gonna end well. Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:13 PM (9iR5/) 712
Sweet! Hopefully, some murder and arson is mixed in there as well.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 21, 2015 10:13 PM (l3LvV) Wouldn't be an ONT without! Posted by: Kill it with Fire! at May 21, 2015 10:14 PM (7YlUk) 713
These people need their asses whupped, and that in public. Like Singapore.
Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2015 10:15 PM (go5uR) 714
Super Soakers at fifteen paces.
Banned by the new Gay Scouts. Posted by: Bertram ----------------- Yeah..., i saw that. Disgusting. Gay Scoutmasters, what could go wrong? They folded like a cheap tent. So much for 'Morally Straight'. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2015 10:15 PM (F2IAQ) 715
Banned by the new Gay Scouts.
Damn. And the water balloons cannot be any bigger that a ping pong ball. Pussies! Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:15 PM (9iR5/) 716
Did someone say 'Wet tee shirt on the trampoline contest" at the NoVaMoMe?
-------- Is Beth going to be there? I mean, I'm in Colorado, but I could might make a trip. Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:16 PM (9iR5/) 717
These people need their asses whupped, and that in public. Like Singapore.
Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2015 10:15 PM (go5uR) Some people would actually enjoy that... Posted by: The Gimp at May 21, 2015 10:17 PM (7YlUk) 718
"VIA, just watched a clip of some guy being arrested in Baltimore on WZ. As soon as he saw the cameras were on him he collapsed to the ground like he'd been gut shot.
That place ain't gonna end well." I actually posted that link right here last night. Classic Baltimore arrest, Sees the camera and does the dead bang drop and flop. Plus the yelling about being injured. Did you see the black female Officer, and her reaction when he dropped and flopped? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 10:17 PM (VPLuQ) 719
https://twitter.com/phxazgrl/status/601554342273880064
https://twitter.com/phxazgrl/status/601554309247946752 https://twitter.com/phxazgrl/status/601554251773386754 Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2015 09:04 PM (0O7c5) Holy smokes! The next time I come to AZ, we should get a group together and hold an impromptu demolition derby in the mall with those bad boys. That would be a hoot and half! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 10:17 PM (M57sC) Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 10:17 PM (iLVH9) 721
>>>They folded like a cheap tent.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2015 10:15 PM (F2IAQ)<<< Thank me! Posted by: Bob "Jamie Gorelick II" Gates at May 21, 2015 10:18 PM (dkfG0) 722
Cheer up, xxxx-fuckers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs Posted by: Ian Hampster I kind of doubt that Fred ever had a car literally as big as a whale. Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 10:19 PM (uctT+) 723
Did you see the black female Officer, and her reaction when he dropped and flopped?
------- Yeah, kind of like "Great, we have another idiot." Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:21 PM (9iR5/) 724
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 10:11 PM (VPLuQ)
VIA. http://bit.ly/1FByvCz WBAL Posted by: Golfman at May 21, 2015 10:21 PM (QXL1z) 725
Paul, your hand on my junk the past two minutes is starting to make me uncomfortable. Like, even if you slipped your hand in my pants & started to work the shaft; in another minute or so I might start to squirm a little.
Posted by: Adam at May 21, 2015 10:21 PM (M0KDw) 726
how long do you give a guy you are acquainted with?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:20 PM (kCLGY) Fair question. How about, "Buddy, I don't swing that way. Consider this your final warning." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 10:22 PM (M57sC) 727
Yeah, Yeah, but you'd blow up a lotta quin the eskimo shit Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 10:24 PM (iLVH9) 728
"WBAL"
Still, no declaration of a strike or slowdown. It may in fact be happening. But I can't see where anyone is actually saying that it is. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 10:25 PM (VPLuQ) 729
Holy smokes! The next time I come to AZ, we should get a group together
and hold an impromptu demolition derby in the mall with those bad boys. That would be a hoot and half! ---------- Just imagine a big bunch of the Horde, on those fluffy motors, terrorizing half the residents of the city. Women with small children running, screaming down the corridors, old people with walkers and hoverounds hugging the walls, their faces frozen in terror, Paul Blart the mall cop diving into the fountain to avoid being run over. Teens texting and filming furiously, then running for their very lives! When do we start? Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:25 PM (9iR5/) 730
My beard is scratchy Canteen Boy, but it gives good back rubs.
Posted by: Scoutmaster at May 21, 2015 10:27 PM (M0KDw) 731
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 10:25 PM (VPLuQ)
True. They are just choosing not to engage. Or have been told not to. Posted by: Golfman at May 21, 2015 10:27 PM (48QDY) Posted by: Beverly at May 21, 2015 10:27 PM (FM2iI) 733
I ALWAYS have a chubby.
Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at May 21, 2015 10:28 PM (OZmbA) Posted by: J.Belushi as played by Letterman at May 21, 2015 10:30 PM (uctT+) 735
Baltimore City Councilman. "I'm more concerned about the quality of the arrests than by the quantity." Meanwhile, violent assaults seem to have risen in Baltimore, including shooting and killings.
Dude just can't seem to square that circle. Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:31 PM (9iR5/) 736
So is this Adam dude going to start carrying bedroom furniture around with him, too?
Posted by: Dante at May 21, 2015 10:32 PM (+jCL5) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 10:32 PM (VPLuQ) 738
Corgies - heel!
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 21, 2015 10:33 PM (+jijM) 739
736
So is this Adam dude going to start carrying bedroom furniture around with him, too? -------- What's he going to carry? A cherry wood headboard? How about a six drawer dresser? SWIDT? Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:34 PM (9iR5/) 740
Okay, this is off topic some but a 'guy' I know picked up his new G43 today. I can't wait to 'drive' it.
Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2015 10:34 PM (go5uR) 741
Hillary accidentally forgot to report her quarter of a million dollar speeches to Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan and Citibank
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 10:35 PM (zOTsN) 742
OK, I'm back reading here.
Talked to my Dad and he and some relatives are coming here for Memorial Day where several generations of my family are buried. Latest my Mom last year. The wife has this idiot Rednose thing on TV. Last I saw some fat woman can't feed her 3 kids. Maybe she could eat less and allow them some more food? Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2015 10:35 PM (o/90i) 743
bergerbilder, I think you've been conned. It ain't there.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:35 PM (9iR5/) Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 10:35 PM (uctT+) Posted by: bergerbilder at May 21, 2015 10:36 PM (+jijM) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 21, 2015 10:36 PM (V70Uh) Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:37 PM (9iR5/) 748
I kind of doubt that Fred ever had a car literally as big as a whale.
Posted by: weft ------------- On the other hand, my heart... Posted by: Minnie the Moocher at May 21, 2015 10:37 PM (F2IAQ) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 10:37 PM (VPLuQ) 750
Vic knew it when it was a baby.
------- And for all you newbies, Vic invented dirt. Not saying that he's old. No, not at all. Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:38 PM (9iR5/) 751
Ooooohhhhh! Pretty! Do it again!
Posted by: Old Blue If'n I do it again, the Chinese invade. If' I do it 3 times, *strokes non-existent beard* ... aliens. Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 10:39 PM (uctT+) 752
I don't know if I'd call mine chubby. It's definitely wider than it is long. It's kinda shaped like a tuna can.
Posted by: Jeb Bush at May 21, 2015 10:40 PM (M0KDw) 753
If' I do it 3 times, *strokes non-existent beard* ... aliens.
--------- *Jumping up and down like AtC on a trampoline* Do it, do it do it! Forget the Chinese. I wants to see the Aliens! Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:41 PM (9iR5/) Posted by: The (badly)-Singin' Hat at May 21, 2015 10:41 PM (7YlUk) Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 10:41 PM (MDgS8) 756
>>>This thread is still alive?
Holy crap Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 10:41 PM (MDgS<<< We are The Walking Thread. Posted by: Rick Grimes at May 21, 2015 10:42 PM (dkfG0) 757
This thread is still alive?
Holy crap Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 10:41 PM (MDgS It's just jibbering from morons getting the shakes from ONT withdrawl... Posted by: The Over Night Hat at May 21, 2015 10:42 PM (7YlUk) 758
Happy Birthday to the Thread,
Happy Birthday to the Thread, Happy Birthday dear Thread, Happy Birthday to the Thread! Posted by: A. Smart Aleck at May 21, 2015 10:43 PM (bLnSU) 759
This thread is still alive?
---------- Yep. And it's starting to degenerate. We want to see weftcut-loop bring on the Aliens with his super sekrit pyrotechnics. Ya have to admit, it would be kind of cool. Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:44 PM (9iR5/) Posted by: Abe Vigoda at May 21, 2015 10:45 PM (vX8Jh) 761
Paul started to massage my crotch at the beginning of this thread; and if it continues I'm gonna start to get a little teed off!
Posted by: Adam at May 21, 2015 10:45 PM (M0KDw) 762
This thread smells like Hillary's Pantyhose after a week inside the pantsuit.
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 10:45 PM (MDgS8) 763
Yep. And it's starting to degenerate.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:44 PM (9iR5/) A little mood music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2NFl86LX3Q Posted by: Pacman at May 21, 2015 10:46 PM (7YlUk) 764
Soon this thread will join me....soon!!!
Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at May 21, 2015 10:46 PM (M0KDw) 765
Y'know what really constitutes "erotic terror"? Visions of Hildebeast or the Mooch at any state of undress. Now go get your shine box. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 21, 2015 10:46 PM (95CzI) 766
FWIW, - My youngest son is moving back in with us for a while, with his newly adopted (8mo Persian kitten), plus my youngest daughter has become step-mother to a fledglng Robin. Add those to the 4 cats we already have, and my world is slowly going to hell. I know I shouldn't drink, but I really do need to ration my pain pills.
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 21, 2015 10:46 PM (+jijM) Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 21, 2015 10:47 PM (ncdr/) 768
*hovers over store of undisclosed, non-existent cardboard tubes of non-existent ¢hemicals *
Well, shit ... someone done used up the Zangian-nitrate... *lights non-existent corncob-pipe * Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 10:47 PM (uctT+) 769
760
"This thread is still alive?" No shit. Posted by: Abe Vigoda at May 21, 2015 10:45 PM (vX8Jh) SOON. Posted by: Zombie Ed McMahon at May 21, 2015 10:48 PM (l3LvV) 770
If you don't know when the ONT's coming... then maybe your best course is to thread lightly.
Posted by: Walter White at May 21, 2015 10:48 PM (dkfG0) 771
"and if it continues I'm gonna start to get a little teed off!"
Um, you may be enjoying that a bit much, Adam. Not saying, just sayin'. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 10:49 PM (vX8Jh) 772
And weft brings it! An impressive display of pyrotechnics!
And the crowd goes wild! OMG, ladies and gentlemen, they're tearing down the potato chip racks! Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:50 PM (9iR5/) 773
Late again dammit.
Posted by: Blano at May 21, 2015 10:51 PM (sdPF/) 774
Three minutes? THREE FUCKING MINUTES???
Come ON! The average three minute porn clip can go from hi how you doing, then a lap dance, seque into a blowjob, thence fucking in at least four positions, and finally, boom. So set the timer on your smartphone, watch it for those three minutes, imagine somebody rubbing you for the duration, Hey Adam. Get some help. Posted by: the littl shyning man at May 21, 2015 10:51 PM (fAMNc) Posted by: Hank Schrader at May 21, 2015 10:52 PM (vX8Jh) 776
Can we haz ONT before I run out of beer and I'm too buzzed to comment?
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:53 PM (9iR5/) 777
By the powers invested me by the Almighty Dollar, I declare this thread to be, from this point forward, an OPEN THREAD.
You are welcome. You may discuss anything. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 21, 2015 10:53 PM (V70Uh) 778
Honey! It's French Culture! http://tinyurl.com/bnh663f
Posted by: Clark Griswald at May 21, 2015 10:53 PM (uGrec) Posted by: Crack Monkey at the Main page at May 21, 2015 10:53 PM (7YlUk) 780
"
Can we haz ONT before I run out of beer and I'm too buzzed to comment?" Man are you losing that race. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 10:54 PM (vX8Jh) 781
Right. What I meant to say is that the SJW types believe that hate speech should not be protected.
-------- I know, doesn't it sound ridiculous? Wait until the "hardline right wing" SCOTUS Justices start dying off or retiring...... Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces at May 21, 2015 10:54 PM (EARfr) Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:54 PM (9iR5/) 783
F5 cannot help you in these situations my friend.
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 10:55 PM (MDgS8) 784
In have a terrible feeling he is going to give us the Full Yoko Ono treatment
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 10:55 PM (zOTsN) 785
F5 cannot help you in these situations my friend.
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 10:55 PM (MDgS *flings poo* Posted by: Crack Monkey at the Main page at May 21, 2015 10:55 PM (7YlUk) 786
Hey,
have I mentioned the ONT? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 10:55 PM (VPLuQ) 787
blowjob and 4 positions?
Yeah, it's funny. It's like the BJ is mandatory. I will never forget my girlfriend (who is now my wife of 37 years) of saying "Just do me." Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 21, 2015 10:55 PM (V70Uh) 788
In three minutes, Hillary could wipe clean an entire server, or kill Vince Foster 2.5 times.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at May 21, 2015 10:56 PM (M0KDw) 789
Halp us Maet! You are our only hope!
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:56 PM (9iR5/) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 10:58 PM (VPLuQ) 791
How about that Chi guy.
Sittin on his ass while his neighbor cooks him dinner. Now he's drunk enough to think shooting the potato gun would be fun. A Morons Moron if ever there was one. Lifts glass. Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 21, 2015 10:58 PM (XmOA9) 792
Yah, but he didn't cook the possum.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:58 PM (9iR5/) 793
Halp us Maet! You are our only hope!
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:56 PM (9iR5/) Maybe that Islandic tranny midget assassin finally found him... Posted by: Pólitísk Húfu at May 21, 2015 10:59 PM (7YlUk) 794
What. The. Hell. Is. That? http://tinyurl.com/cmw5rlo
Posted by: One Freaked Out Cat at May 21, 2015 10:59 PM (uGrec) 795
Who knew a thread could suffer priapism? It's been more than four hours, someone call a doctor!
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at May 21, 2015 10:59 PM (M0KDw) Posted by: Thread Pirate Roberts at May 21, 2015 10:59 PM (dkfG0) 797
everyone likes us!!!
Posted by: girls with big tits and small noses at May 21, 2015 10:59 PM (8CdUx) Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 10:59 PM (MDgS8) 799
Maybe that Icelandic tranny midget assassin finally found him...
------- Yah, those are the worst. Sneaky little buggers. Almost as bad as sneaky little Ewoks. Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 11:00 PM (9iR5/) 800
In have a terrible feeling he is going to give us the Full Yoko Ono treatment
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 10:55 PM (zOTsN) I look for yoko to make a day after Memorial Day appearance. As. Punishment. Posted by: tbodie at May 21, 2015 11:00 PM (EeHjs) 801
Excuse me, fine gentlemen, but nachoSarah is as amusing as she is easy on the eyes.
Perhaps you should peruse her twitter feed whilst awaiting the ONT. Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 21, 2015 11:02 PM (XmOA9) 802
You have a point
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 11:02 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: The Infinite Hat at May 21, 2015 11:02 PM (7YlUk) 804
Hmm. Pretty sure this thread launched simultaneously with the David Letterman Show.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2015 11:02 PM (F2IAQ) 805
794
What. The. Hell. Is. That? --------- Ummmm......Modern Art? Guessing. Maybe she's constipated? Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 11:03 PM (9iR5/) 806
"Yah, but he didn't cook the possum."
Oh, he don't want possum. Buzzards have to choke that stuff down when they're hungry. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 11:03 PM (vX8Jh) 807
Hey ONT - ,,I,,
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 21, 2015 11:03 PM (+jijM) 808
804 But Dave at least had the sense to finally leave after grossly overstaying his welcome.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at May 21, 2015 11:03 PM (M0KDw) 809
Best thing about a late ONT is that it will be brim-full of content.
Posted by: Tom Swift, unctuously at May 21, 2015 11:04 PM (M57sC) Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 11:05 PM (uctT+) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 21, 2015 11:05 PM (V70Uh) 812
Possums?
They carry Black Plague. *non-existent corncob pipe * Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 11:05 PM (uctT+) The buboes are the secret ingredient. Posted by: The Non-Placental Hat at May 21, 2015 11:06 PM (7YlUk) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 11:06 PM (vX8Jh) 814
Given their short life span, possums merit some sympahty.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2015 11:06 PM (F2IAQ) Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 11:06 PM (uctT+) 816
'sympathy', dammit
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2015 11:07 PM (F2IAQ) 817
I don't know how Shrillary thinks she can be prez with all her forgetfulness problems. If your forgetting $26 million, you must be senile. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2015 11:07 PM (ODxAs) Posted by: The Armadillos at May 21, 2015 11:07 PM (7YlUk) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2015 11:07 PM (ODxAs) 820
The buboes are the secret ingredient.
Posted by: The Non-Placental Hat at May 21, 2015 11:06 PM (7YlUk) "Buboes, hobes. What difference does it make?" Posted by: Hillywok at May 21, 2015 11:07 PM (M57sC) 821
It's so cold......and I see a bright light off in the distance!
Posted by: This thread at May 21, 2015 11:08 PM (M0KDw) 822
The buboes are the secret ingredient.
---------------------- Nothing like a weepy buboe to spice things up. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2015 11:08 PM (F2IAQ) 823
Old thread and no ONT make Hat something something...
Old thread and no ONT make Hat something something... Old thread and no ONT make Hat something something... Old thread and no ONT make Hat something something... Old thread and no ONT make Hat something something... Old thread and no ONT make Hat something something... Old thread and no ONT make Hat something something... Old thread and no ONT make Hat something something... Old thread and no ONT make Hat something something... Old thread and no ONT make Hat something something... Old thread and no ONT make Hat something something... Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 11:08 PM (7YlUk) 824
"
I was thinking of armadillos.... " Armadillos are bad. Possums are just a rung above 'em. Barely. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 11:09 PM (vX8Jh) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 11:09 PM (vX8Jh) Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 11:09 PM (MDgS8) 827
She has eyes?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 21, 2015 11:09 PM (XmOA9) 828
Hillary! Because she has evaded arrest.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2015 11:10 PM (F2IAQ) 829
Are we still rapin' things up in here? Asking for an amorous coffee table.
Posted by: Couch Fucker at May 21, 2015 11:10 PM (ecDRv) 830
*non-existent corncob pipe *
I invoke my raite as a AoSHQ Commenter In Goode Standing to nominate the 5th Day Of The Week, termed Thorsday by heathens, as the CornCob Pipe Day. *non-existent corncob pipe * Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 11:11 PM (uctT+) 831
WTF!? Where is the ONT?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 21, 2015 11:11 PM (kS9UV) 832
"
Hillary! Because she has evaded arrest." Ya know, for a Dem pol that's not such a big accomplishment anymore. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 11:11 PM (vX8Jh) 833
Hey Hat, Scatman Caruthers called, said there's no way he's walking down that hallway.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 21, 2015 11:11 PM (XmOA9) 834
After I gave Hillary her award, I massaged her crotch for two-three minutes. She had quite the chubby....
I was jealous. Posted by: Jeb Bush at May 21, 2015 11:11 PM (M0KDw) 835
Are we still rapin' things up in here? Asking for an amorous coffee table.
Posted by: Couch ---------------- I'm a college graduate! Posted by: The Mattress at May 21, 2015 11:11 PM (F2IAQ) 836
Any new arrivals today?
And what did the horde do to piss of Rush where he hasn't posted the transcript? And evening horde! Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 11:12 PM (XAFOu) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 11:12 PM (vX8Jh) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 21, 2015 11:13 PM (V70Uh) Posted by: Couch Fucker at May 21, 2015 11:13 PM (ecDRv) 840
I invoke my raite as a AoSHQ Commenter In Goode Standing to nominate the 5th Day Of The Week, termed
*non-existent corncob pipe * Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 11:11 PM (uctT+) Posted by: Se Léodweardprætt Hæt at May 21, 2015 11:13 PM (7YlUk) 841
Ya know, for a Dem pol that's not such a big accomplishment anymore.
Posted by: Ricardo ------------------ Standard resume fodder, or as we say here in the Land of White Privilege, résumé fodder. Posted by: The Mattress at May 21, 2015 11:14 PM (F2IAQ) 842
Threadrum
Posted by: Danny Torrance at May 21, 2015 11:14 PM (dkfG0) Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 11:15 PM (uctT+) Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 11:17 PM (XAFOu) 845
I know I shouldn't drink, but I really do need to ration my pain pills.
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 21, 2015 10:46 I know your pain. We have a 4 y/o yellow lab. The wife finally convinced me to get a young chocolate lab, I've been resisting for a couple of years. So it's crazy around here. As far as back pain, I always take Meloxicam, an anti-flammitory. Once in a while I take a Tramadol. Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2015 11:17 PM (o/90i) 846
If I'm wrong, tell me so, but isn't Paul Nungesser a German? I think we should be worrying about the European rape culture.
Posted by: Ag80 at May 21, 2015 11:41 PM (CGITp) 847
"But the record shows that it was Adam who kept seeking Nungesser out after this dubious incident."
After he was 'frozen' for two minutes of fondling. Uh huh. This so reminds me of this Onion piece about the guy who was complaining about getting propositioned by gays ... in parks, bathrooms, saunas, gay dive bars, and somehow ended up with getting BJs. The poor homophobe couldn't stop those darned homos from sucking him off. Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at May 22, 2015 11:33 AM (FLBHk) 848
The male accuser:
Marcus Jeremy Hunter CC'15 http://iraas.columbia.edu/users/marcus-hunter http://www.adpscolumbia.org/members http://www.hootmag.org/blog/2012/03/06/cu-closets-marcus-jeremy-cc-2015/ https://www.twitter.com/negratude https://instagram.com/negratude_/ http://negratude.tumblr.com/ http://negrotude.tumblr.com/ http://flavorwire.com/author/mjh2181/ https://www.etsy.com/people/negrotude?ref=owner_profile_leftnav Posted by: anon at May 23, 2015 07:12 AM (Q+HDr) Processing 0.07, elapsed 0.0935 seconds. |
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