Morning Thread (5-21-2015)

Every thread's better when it's posted from Texas. That's just #Science right there.

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1 Good Morning Morons. Today is Thursday, May 21, 2015. On this day in 1881 The American Red Cross was established by Clara Barton in Washington, D.C..

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:30 AM (GpgJl)

2 CA farmers will give up 25% of their water allotment if the State agrees to leave the other 75% alone.


http://fxn.ws/1IQyHip

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:30 AM (GpgJl)

3 An oil slick forms off the coast of CA due to a ruptured oil pipeline.


http://fxn.ws/1GreHCM

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:30 AM (GpgJl)

4 The feds go after a motorcycle gang by stealing their logo.


http://fxn.ws/1Fpye4o

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:30 AM (GpgJl)

5 Boner rips the VA for not firing anybody after the huge scandal. Hey Boner, they are taking their lessons from you.


http://fxn.ws/1dlKAl0

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:31 AM (GpgJl)

6 Obama lying about the AGW scam.


http://fxn.ws/1FnYjAL

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:31 AM (GpgJl)

7 WA State wants a claw back from Boeing who is moving jobs out of the State.


http://fxn.ws/1FyngL5

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:31 AM (GpgJl)

8 Trey Gowdy's committee has issued a subpoena to ex-Clinton Aide and that black obstructionist on the committee doesn't like it.


http://fxn.ws/1PXyGK0

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:32 AM (GpgJl)

9 OR will become the first State to tax cars based on milers driven instead of gas. OR drivers will be taxed at 1.5 cents per mile.


http://bit.ly/1Ejoyo9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:32 AM (GpgJl)

10 Despite claims of a growing economy by the Obamanites many States are going broke. Hum, could there be something here?


http://bloom.bg/1c4vcru

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:32 AM (GpgJl)

11 US News and World Report is campaigning for Scankles now.


http://bit.ly/1AgEj4m

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:32 AM (GpgJl)

12 A British woman has killed 400 people since she became a terrorist.


http://bit.ly/1R5Fpnm

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:33 AM (GpgJl)

13 That corrupt Baltimore States Attorney to be in Vogue magazine.


http://bit.ly/1EZi3Yh

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:33 AM (GpgJl)

14 Mattress carrying woman is labeled around campus as a liar.


http://bit.ly/1LnOFAb

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:33 AM (GpgJl)

15 Two black muzzies in MN use their federal student loans to join ISIS.


http://bit.ly/1GriJLb

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:33 AM (GpgJl)

16 Scankles campaign launch has been delayed indefinitely.


http://bit.ly/1K3UeTo

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:33 AM (GpgJl)

17 Jebbie the Hut believes in the AGW scam.


http://dailysign.al/1F3e8dQ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:34 AM (GpgJl)

18 DC loses yet another gun rights fight. The judge should make them pay court costs plus puniative damages out of their own pockets.


http://dailysign.al/1SgBKVp

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:34 AM (GpgJl)

19 Ramirez


http://bit.ly/1FDzLa6

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:34 AM (GpgJl)

20 The Daily Deals


http://amzn.to/1dmd5PE


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:34 AM (GpgJl)

21

DAY 926

537 to go (610 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 06:35 AM (St6BJ)

22

Good morning, fellow rape-shifters.

Kurt Schlicter from the ONT and Ted Cruz in the sidebar.

Genius.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 06:36 AM (St6BJ)

23 http://bit.ly/1AgWs1M

C. Monckton on our the President's climate ignorance

Posted by: tmitsss at May 21, 2015 06:37 AM (Pa9vP)

24 Thanks Vic.
In sports, the Royals just keep having fun and off yo the best start in franchise history. That includes the Brett, Saberhagen, White (who should be in the HOF) teams folks.

Now I have to really hustle getting ready to go help support the neeeedy.
Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at May 21, 2015 06:40 AM (qyZxC)

25 Every thread's better when it's posted from Texas. That's just #Science right there.



#TheScienceIsSettled!

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 06:42 AM (DxXMy)

26 My opinion on Scankles campaign?

She just cannot part with any of that sweet, sweet cash. Perhaps she had an epiphany and decided she would be happy to stay home and wallow in the lucre.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 21, 2015 06:43 AM (V70Uh)

27 Ted Cruz in the sidebar.
Genius.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 06:36 AM (St6BJ)


Seconded. The money quote:

''Is there something about the left - and I am going to put the media in this category - that is obsessed with sex?'' Cruz asked after fielding multiple questions on gay rights. ''ISIS is executing homosexuals -you want to talk about gay rights? This week was a very bad week for gay rights because the expansion of ISIS, the expansion of radical, theocratic, Islamic zealots that crucify Christians, that behead children and that murder homosexuals - that ought to be concerning you far more than asking six questions all on the same topic.''

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 21, 2015 06:43 AM (xQX/f)

28 Check Your Privilege, Jesus and Buddha!

Self sacrifice to achieve peace and nirvana? Giving your life to remove the sins of all humanity? Better check your privilege you Patriarchal oppressors!

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9067

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 06:43 AM (7YlUk)

29 Self sacrifice to achieve peace and nirvana? Giving your life to remove the sins of all humanity?



Them first.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 06:45 AM (DxXMy)

30 17 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:34 AM (GpgJl)

Well of course he does...the establishment GOP is thrilled to pass the costs on to you the US citizen consumer...

I am betting AMIGO GRANDE! fan will get to dodge those costs.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:45 AM (/4AZU)

31 The Obama created "space to destroy", in Iraq. Now Isis has captured Palmyra in Syria.

MSM crickets. And Bush lied.

Posted by: redenzo at May 21, 2015 06:54 AM (WCnJW)

32 I mean the AGW Scam... Ogabe has promised ~ a trillion dollars to India, China, and the Pacific Rim in outright Dane'sgeld...

That's not even counting the expulsion of US business potential to states that refuse to be tied to any standard until 2050 through regulatory fiat...

and will cheat if they ever get around to pretending they give a fuck.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:54 AM (/4AZU)

33 Vic -- thank you.

Posted by: sinmi on the phone at May 21, 2015 06:55 AM (v04nS)

34 You're welcome

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:58 AM (GpgJl)

35 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. Thanks for the news, Vic.

That Ted Cruz sidebar is da bomb. The only way it could have been better is if he had finished by telling the "reporter" "But first. . ."

Anyway, here's a John Barrymore story:

Before Hedda Hopper was a gossip columnist, she was an actress. In 1939 she co-starred in a movie called Midnight with Don Ameche, Claudette Colbert and Barrymore. Hedda's son Bill, then 15, idolized The Great Profile and begged his mother for a chance to meet him. Hopper didn't want to effect a meeting, because no one ever knew what Barrymore might say to someone, especially after he'd had a drink or two. But after pressure from Bill, she finally relented, allowing a visit, but not before speaking to Barrymore:

"Now, Jack, you'll behave yourself, won't you? Bill's only fifteen and he's very impressionable."

Barrymore agreed to watch himself and, as the day of the visit dawned, was as good as his word, being utterly charming to young Bill Hopper and treating him as an honored guest. Then, towards the end of the day. . .

"Bill," Barrymore asked, "what do you want to do?"

"I want to be an actor,"
the boy replied.

"I don't like to hear that, son. I really don't," Barrymore began. "And I'll tell you why. When I was a young man, I was hired by Willie Collier, whom many thought the finest actor of his day, to join his company for a tour of Australia in The Boys of Company B. It was a wonderful experience. Wonderful! He taught me so much. Our last stop was Sydney, where we were booked for six weeks. I made friends there with a young Australian who was the lover of a whorehouse madam."

Hedda coughed and sputtered, trying to drag her son away, but there was no stopping Barrymore.

"He asked me to move into the bordello with him," the actor continued, clamping a hand on the boy's shoulder, "and of course I did. And those, my boy, were the six most glorious weeks of my life - an orgy every night. On our last night, the whores threw a lavish party for me - champagne, oysters - a banquet. They threw themselves all over me and begged me not to go back to the States. We partied all night long and my friend said, 'Jack, why go back to the rat race tomorrow? Stay here. I can find you your own madam and you can move into her whorehouse with her.' And, my boy, as I look back on my life, I realize that's what I should have done. And that's what you should do."

Much to Hedda's relief, Bill didn't take his idol's advice. He did become an actor, though, best known as private investigator Paul Drake in the Perry Mason TV series.

Here's a pic ofHopper in 1929: http://goo.gl/Bmdktd

Hope you all have a wonderful day. I've got a meeting now, so BBL.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2015 07:00 AM (zF6Iw)

36
Remember my being raped Sophomore year? Yeah well, even Sabrina Rubin Erdely thought me story too thin, and she rejected it for her article. I coulda been famous!

Posted by: Emma Sulkiwicz at May 21, 2015 07:02 AM (FCsIb)

37 There was a headline, somewhere (I forget where) Hillary!'s official announcement of officially running for president delayed indefinitely.

So she is unofficially running, officially not yet announced, and raising campaign cash. Sounds like fraud.

Posted by: AllenTK349 at May 21, 2015 07:03 AM (i1BXO)

38 Hey Ricb223,

Almost afraid to ask but I hope you got that Gift Card??

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 21, 2015 07:04 AM (C8x6r)

39 And now.......obscurity.

Posted by: David Letterman at May 21, 2015 07:05 AM (oVJmc)

40 Thanks MPPPP.

Hillary's campaign reminds me of "The Producers."

Rake in all this dough and keep most of it.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 21, 2015 07:06 AM (V70Uh)

41 Posted by: David Letterman at May 21, 2015 07:05 AM (oVJmc)

Promise?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2015 07:06 AM (AWols)

42 That's a great story MPPPP!

I flipped on the TV the other day and, amazingly, Perry Mason was on. Is that show from the 60"s?

Posted by: MTF at May 21, 2015 07:07 AM (FCsIb)

43 @40 That's a good one. Don't leave out the Springtime for You-Know-Who angle.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 21, 2015 07:09 AM (xq1UY)

44 Perry Mason ran from 1957 to 1966.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2015 07:10 AM (zF6Iw)

45
I'm a whore holder at Madame Horse's - - er, I'm a horse-holder at Madame Orr's House . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 07:11 AM (St6BJ)

46 The original Perry Mason TV show premiered in 1957 and ended in 1966. A later reprise occurred in 1985.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 07:11 AM (GpgJl)

47 Holy crap, Ted Cruz smashing the media.

I'm impressed with the pitbull attitude and willingness to confront mindless bullshit talking points with truth and math bombs.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 21, 2015 07:11 AM (fwARV)

48 40 Thanks MPPPP.

Hillary's campaign reminds me of "The Producers."

Rake in all this dough and keep most of it.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 21, 2015 07:06 AM (V70Uh)



Congratulations, Max. We've now sold 400,000 per cent of "Springtime for Putin."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 07:12 AM (St6BJ)

49
With all the hue and cry about "campus rape cultures", where is the left's condemnation of the "hookup culture" and its demolition of mutual respect between the sexes?

And dare they still claim the educating youths that "abstinence doesn't work" wouldn't help here at all?

But then, being leftist means you never have to admit that you are wrong, or sorry.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2015 07:13 AM (VLTL9)

50 47 Holy crap, Ted Cruz smashing the media.

I'm impressed with the pitbull attitude and willingness to confront mindless bullshit talking points with truth and math bombs.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 21, 2015 07:11 AM (fwARV)


The key is that EVERY one of our candidates gives the MFM the Cruz treatment.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 07:13 AM (St6BJ)

51 Almost afraid to ask but I hope you got that Gift Card??


No sir. I am so sorry. By the time we rolled in, it was around 11:30 pm. Asked 4 different people, no one knew anything about it. I do thank you for your hospitality. And the thought really does count!

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 07:13 AM (DxXMy)

52 It's Springtime for Huma, and Hillary.

Posted by: freaked at May 21, 2015 07:13 AM (JdEZJ)

53 Cruz manhandled those idiot reporters. A thing of beauty it was.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2015 07:13 AM (mx5oN)

54 Radio Free Europe
US to deliver 1,000 anti tank weapons to Iraq.
http://tinyurl.com/kqd22sj

You can find, or at least could find, a video compilation of an ISIS soldier using anti tank weapons against Syrian targets. Ah Loo Akbar!

Posted by: AllenTK349 at May 21, 2015 07:14 AM (i1BXO)

55 53 Cruz manhandled those idiot reporters. A thing of beauty it was.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2015 07:13 AM (mx5oN)


Notice how after Cruz slammed the first one around the second stooge asked the exact same question.

Fuck the MFM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 07:15 AM (St6BJ)

56 I never liked Lionel Barrymore. Didn't like his voice. He almost ruined the movie 'Key Largo' for me.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 21, 2015 07:15 AM (Bbcs8)

57 Notice how after Cruz slammed the first one around the second stooge asked the exact same question.

Fuck the MFM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 07:15 AM (St6BJ)

From FYNQ to TMFC - Ted "Math Fellow" Cruz

Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Commenter at May 21, 2015 07:19 AM (xaXNm)

58 Andy Levy took a shot at AoS on Red Eye last night.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 21, 2015 07:22 AM (7ObY1)

59 MPPP - That Ted Cruz sidebar is da bomb. The only way it could have been better is if he had finished by telling the "reporter" "But first. . ."


Cruz was scared the reporter might have taken him up on it.

And thanks to all the Morning regulars. Vic. JJ with the countdown. MPPP.



Posted by: golfman at May 21, 2015 07:22 AM (fQAkR)

60 All these stories about campus rape just seem like some bad Veronica Mars scripts.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 21, 2015 07:22 AM (Bbcs8)

61 58 Andy Levy took a shot at AoS on Red Eye last night.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 21, 2015 07:22 AM (7ObY1)

Sounds problematic. Well, at least Andy is punching up.

Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Commenter at May 21, 2015 07:23 AM (xaXNm)

62 Sounds problematic. Well, at least Andy is punching up.

He disagreed with one of the posts with debate suggestions for the crowded GOP field.

Looking at then timeline, it must have been Drew's post. The 2nd post on that topic went up after the show is taped.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 21, 2015 07:27 AM (7ObY1)

63 Andy Levy took a shot at AoS on Red Eye last night.

What's the Cliff Notes version of what he said?

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 21, 2015 07:27 AM (xQX/f)

64 I didn't know if you typed in -The "n" word and house on Google Maps, it went to a map of the white house.
Google must be really embarrassed about that.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 21, 2015 07:28 AM (Bbcs8)

65 Mmmmmmmmm.......Cruz...........

Posted by: Ruth at May 21, 2015 07:30 AM (oo88B)

66 If You Type "Ni**a House" Into Google Maps, The Universe Implodes Into a Black Hole of RACISM

http://bit.ly/1PywnC1

Via Soopermexican

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 07:30 AM (7YlUk)

67 Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 21, 2015 07:28 AM (Bbcs

Google's Thought Police must not be aware.

Posted by: golfman at May 21, 2015 07:31 AM (fQAkR)

68 Posted by: Citizen X at May 21, 2015 07:27 AM (7ObY1)

So Fox sent out a guy to knock the idea of a non-network debate? Lost advertising dollars or loss of influence in pre-selecting candidates?

Posted by: Lester at May 21, 2015 07:31 AM (2UPXV)

69 @51

That bums me out. Just called them. Its still sitting there. Here is their number
(309) 827-7867 Check if you want. I can also pick it up and send it to you.

Sorry


Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 21, 2015 07:31 AM (Vyg9x)

70 Morning, Glories.

Thanks for the news, Vic. Looked a little thin on the best part, your editorializing. Must've been a rush job, today.

And the Wisdom of the Day from MP4,

a Great Profile doth not a Great Person make.

Posted by: mindful webworker - strange days have found us at May 21, 2015 07:31 AM (SAhpk)

71 I didn't know if you typed in -The "n" word and house on Google Maps, it went to a map of the white house.

Google must be really embarrassed about that.


They just need a way to blame it on conservatives and they're fine.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 07:32 AM (oVJmc)

72 Morning Daywalkers!

Thanks for the early news Vic, hope everyone has a great day!

Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at May 21, 2015 07:32 AM (4pjhs)

73
So Fox sent out a guy to knock the idea of a non-network debate?
Lost advertising dollars or loss of influence in pre-selecting
candidates?


Rupert wants Jeb or the Dem.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 07:33 AM (oVJmc)

74 Via Soopermexican

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 07:30 AM (7YlUk)

They know now. 3....2....1...

Posted by: golfman at May 21, 2015 07:33 AM (fQAkR)

75 via Insty:

HMM: Report: Elizabeth Warren Did Not Disclose $1.3 Million Credit Line From Bank Of America.

http://bit.ly/1SfuysH

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 07:34 AM (7YlUk)

76 Good piece by Ace yesterday evening, regarding the fellating of Letterman by the media. I couldn't agree more.

I listen to talk radio when I'm stuck in the car, and I would swear some of these radio shows, they were getting paid by CBS to talk up Letterman's final.

It's over. Good. And good riddance.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 21, 2015 07:35 AM (Dj0WE)

77
HMM: Report: Elizabeth Warren Did Not Disclose $1.3 Million Credit Line From Bank Of America.


1%-er!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 07:36 AM (oVJmc)

78 Via Soopermexican

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 07:30 AM (7YlUk)

The HuffPo article said that location mattered. One lady typed it in and it showed the White House and Waffle House.

Posted by: golfman at May 21, 2015 07:36 AM (fQAkR)

79 Ted Cruz is makruh.

Posted by: Islamic Apologist at May 21, 2015 07:37 AM (xQX/f)

80 I wonder how many young, adventurous Americans willing to sacrifice and risk their lives the military will be able to recruit by offering them the chance to fight Global Warming? That sounds like a winning advertising campaign. Obama really is an under appreciated genius.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 21, 2015 07:37 AM (1BQGO)

81 Lost advertising dollars or loss of influence in pre-selecting candidates?


Posted by: Lester at May 21, 2015 07:31 AM (2UPXV)

The latter I'm sure.

Posted by: golfman at May 21, 2015 07:37 AM (fQAkR)

82 Obama directing the US Military to 'fight' global warming shows just how detached from reality that man is.

Posted by: AllenTK349 at May 21, 2015 07:39 AM (i1BXO)

83 Morning morons.

Who should/will we piss off today?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 21, 2015 07:39 AM (b2cFu)

84 Letterman was a pos.
But his replacement is a pos too.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 21, 2015 07:41 AM (rnH8X)

85 If a Liberal wanted to destroy the military of the U.S., this is how you do it.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 21, 2015 07:41 AM (V70Uh)

86 Well I did get interrupted at 3 am to drive neighbor around looking for an open store to buy cigarettes. No much open at 3 am.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 07:41 AM (GpgJl)

87 Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 21, 2015 07:37 AM (1BQGO)

It's the perfect mission for the F-35!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2015 07:41 AM (Zu3d9)

88 Okay.

According to the weather map, the Shreveport area is about to be eaten alive.

Been fun...



Ha, ha, just kidding. It's just a C shape of storms coming our way.

*notices there are 8 weather alerts*

Been fun...

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 21, 2015 07:42 AM (0xTsz)

89 That bums me out. Just called them. Its still sitting there. Here is their number (309) 827-7867 Check if you want. I can also pick it up and send it to you.



Grrr. Shift changes. Seriously, it really is the thought that counts. I truly appreciate it. Grab it and treat yourself.

Again, thank you. That was kind of you to go out of your way for a stranger.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 07:43 AM (DxXMy)

90 I watched a short clip of Letterman introducing his kid in the audience who's reaction was extremes shyness. It was cute.

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 07:43 AM (iQIUe)

91 Morning morons.

Who should/will we piss off today?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 21, 2015 07:39 AM (b2cFu)


Tumblrinas

"Queer-right" N. Irish fascists

Buttsexks loving skanks who falsely shout rape

The cat in heat screeching outside my window

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 07:43 AM (7YlUk)

92 If a Liberal wanted to destroy the military of the U.S., this is how you do it.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 21, 2015 07:41 AM (V70Uh)


Miss me yet?

Posted by: Zombie Agusto Pinochet at May 21, 2015 07:44 AM (7YlUk)

93 Anyone know if IndieGoGo is any less left-leaning than Kickstarter and GoFundMe?

And if conservatives are so smart, how come super-rich regressives run all the giant shows like Gurgle and FeceBook and Twitzler and Wickedpedia?

Posted by: mindful webworker - strange days have found us at May 21, 2015 07:44 AM (SAhpk)

94 Dang, Hat, get some rest. An old-school slingshot should convince the cat to move on...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 21, 2015 07:45 AM (b2cFu)

95 Anyone know if IndieGoGo is any less left-leaning than Kickstarter and GoFundMe?

Dunno who they all vote for, but they allowed fundraising for the Gosnell movie being written by Andrew Klavan...

Posted by: HR finally drinking a beer at May 21, 2015 07:45 AM (rHXGG)

96 Or, you could spray some coyote urine around the property line, that might work too...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 21, 2015 07:46 AM (b2cFu)

97 I watched a short clip of Letterman introducing his kid in the audience who's reaction was extremes shyness. It was cute.
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 07:43 AM (iQIUe)


Local radio here had an interview with Joe Buck, not necessarily the warmest guy on the planet, and Joe's take on being a guest on Letterman was interesting. He said the weirdest thing about it was NOT that everything you see on tv is scripted, it's that on breaks Dave doesn't interact at all with the guests. Buck thought that was especially odd because it was obvious to him that Letterman is a real sports fan.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 21, 2015 07:47 AM (Dj0WE)

98 93 Posted by: mindful webworker - strange days have found us at May 21, 2015 07:44 AM (SAhpk)

They lock out conservatives in hiring in part, and conservatives by their nature gravitate towards more traditional fields-fields that the fukchead progtards are busy trying to regulate and litigate out of business.


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:47 AM (/4AZU)

99 97 Posted by: BurtTC at May 21, 2015 07:47 AM (Dj0WE)

Buck's too polite to say Dave's an asshole who refuses to lower himself to interact with the chattering monkey guests.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:48 AM (/4AZU)

100 Vic: "...interrupted at 3 am to drive neighbor around looking for an open store to buy cigarettes..."

Nicotine is a helluva jones.

Posted by: mindful webworker - strange days have dragged us down at May 21, 2015 07:48 AM (SAhpk)

101 95 Posted by: HR finally drinking a beer at May 21, 2015 07:45 AM (rHXGG)

It's funny that Christians are so shy about demanding liberals keep their "religious faith in government" out of their business as the leftoids demand Xians keep their faith in God out of theirs.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:49 AM (/4AZU)

102 91 Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 07:43 AM (7YlUk)

I'm for hire bub...

//Dog in a shark skin suit....

Ah extortion the oldest racket in the book.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:50 AM (/4AZU)

103 Or, you could spray some coyote urine around the property line, that might work too...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 21, 2015 07:46 AM (b2cFu)


Association & neighbors would get pissy (no pun intended) over that.

Posted by: The all pussy-catted out Hat at May 21, 2015 07:50 AM (7YlUk)

104 Obama directing the US Military to 'fight' global warming shows just how detached from reality that man is.

Posted by: AllenTK349 at May 21, 2015 07:39 AM (i1BXO)



Caligula: But I was nuts to declare war against Neptune

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2015 07:50 AM (DiZBp)

105 Meanwhile... in the UK...

Watch moment two lovers discover they're BROTHERS in most shocking Jeremy Kyle YET

http://bit.ly/1HjPoP2

Posted by: The Hat don't have that problem at May 21, 2015 07:52 AM (7YlUk)

106 What if Disney did "Game of Trones":

http://r29.co/1HjPuGl

Posted by: Game of Hats at May 21, 2015 07:53 AM (7YlUk)

107 103 Posted by: The all pussy-catted out Hat at May 21, 2015 07:50 AM (7YlUk)

all the more reason to do so then...

I am sensing an opportunity in Coyote farming all the sudden.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:54 AM (/4AZU)

108 104 Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2015 07:50 AM (DiZBp)

https://youtu.be/xwvfyvyZldM

Horrible Histories Caligula invades Britain(not) Battles Poseidon

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:55 AM (/4AZU)

109 I am sensing an opportunity in Coyote farming all the sudden.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:54 AM (/4AZU)


And you can sell the left-over piss to Budweiser...

Posted by: The Clydesdale's Hat at May 21, 2015 07:56 AM (7YlUk)

110 103 Or, you could spray some coyote urine around the property line, that might work too...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 21, 2015 07:46 AM (b2cFu)

Association & neighbors would get pissy (no pun intended) over that.
Posted by: The all pussy-catted out Hat at May 21, 2015 07:50 AM (7YlUk)

Dear Homeowner's Association:

I think I've figured out the solution to the question of what is happening to everyone's cats, yippy dogs, and untended children. It appears that a colony of rattlesnakes has set up in the development. I trust that you will promptly attend to this matter.

Sincerely,

The Dues-paying Hat

Now, you just need a friend with an exotic animal license to turn loose some Diamondbacks in the complex and to then be paid handsomely to address the problem, with you taking a 20% kickback...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 21, 2015 07:57 AM (b2cFu)

111 HR: "Dunno who they all vote for, but they allowed fundraising for the Gosnell movie being written by Andrew Klavan..."

Right, I recollect that now. Thanks, HR.

Don't care who they ballot-box vote for, just who they might choose to effectively "vote" against in service.

Posted by: mindful webworker - strange days have dragged us down at May 21, 2015 07:58 AM (SAhpk)

112 OR will become the first State to tax cars based on milers driven instead of gas. OR drivers will be taxed at 1.5 cents per mile. http://bit.ly/1Ejoyo9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:32 AM

It's time to get that muscle car in OR!! Something huge, V10 or V12 and bitchslap mother nature.

Posted by: otho at May 21, 2015 08:00 AM (tBSrv)

113 Howdy Andy

Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 08:01 AM (jWtyG)

114 @9 Like, that will subsidize fleets of amphibious bicycles and free marijuana for the people.

Posted by: Patchouli Jones at May 21, 2015 08:01 AM (L94+y)

115 Read that story about the guy who tortured and murdered the family in DC? While doing it, he ordered a pizza and ate it. Now they have his dna and ID'd him as a thug an sex offender. Unfortunately, he also has 40k to flee with.

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 08:01 AM (iQIUe)

116 >>Horrible Histories

My favorite educational show is now on American TV!!

Discovery Family channel, which used to be called the Hub, which was Discovery Kids before that.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 21, 2015 08:01 AM (0xTsz)

117 112 Posted by: otho at May 21, 2015 08:00 AM (tBSrv)

61,000 miles on the Crown Vic of justice in 2 years...

61,000*.015= 915 bucks "permission money"....

yeah and OR swears "just the tip"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:02 AM (/4AZU)

118 Too lazy to read the Portlandia mileage tax article. Are they just going to look at your odometer once a year? Can they tax you for miles driven out of state? Will non-residents be taxed at the border?

Ah, screw it, I'll just read the link...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 21, 2015 08:02 AM (b2cFu)

119 115 Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 08:01 AM (iQIUe)

He was just turning his life around...

he had a rap contract

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:02 AM (/4AZU)

120
With respect to his adherence to the tenets of the Church of the Zealots of AGW, Obama will never have a King Canute moment.

Be God-like he must!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2015 08:03 AM (VLTL9)

121 Oh, incidentally, on the mileage tax in Oregon, that means those snooty Prius drivers are paying an effective tax of about 80 cents/gallon on gas. Eat it, hippies.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 21, 2015 08:03 AM (b2cFu)

122 Too lazy to read the Portlandia mileage tax article. Are they just going to look at your odometer once a year? Can they tax you for miles driven out of state? Will non-
residents be taxed at the border?


Mechanical and digital odometer hacks coming in
4, 3, 2, .......

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 08:05 AM (DxXMy)

123 I did not see anything in the article about the State of OR refunding the gasoline taxes to people signing up for the by-the-mile tax.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 21, 2015 08:05 AM (V70Uh)

124 OR will become the first State to tax cars based on milers driven instead of gas.

All you Prius people.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 08:05 AM (659DL)

125 @83 Boner, McTurtle, Orrin "BJ" Hatch, Rep. "Hairline" King....

Posted by: Patchouli Jones at May 21, 2015 08:06 AM (L94+y)

126 Crank- They are going to install the little black box of "I'll be watching you".

Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2015 08:06 AM (m33Hl)

127
121 Oh, incidentally, on the mileage tax in Oregon, that means those snooty Prius drivers are paying an effective tax of about 80 cents/gallon on gas. Eat it, hippies.

As alluded to above, get yourself a real gas guzzler and really give Gaia the bone for the 1.5 cents per mile. Unintended consequences, suckas!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2015 08:06 AM (VLTL9)

128 @115. Can we still use the word "thug"? Cause I heard it was racial or something.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 21, 2015 08:07 AM (rnH8X)

129 Ha ha ha. The OR tax per mile is the state's scheme to make electric car drivers keep paying. Rubes.

Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 08:08 AM (jWtyG)

130 How lefties think:

Discourage cigarette smoking? Yay!!
Less cigarette tax revenue? Boo!!


Encourage "green" vehicles? Yay!!
Less gasoline tax revenue? Boo!!


No wonder they're crabby all the time. All the subcognitive dissonance gives them a headache.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 08:09 AM (NeFrd)

131 128 Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 21, 2015 08:07 AM (rnH8X)

We whites need to "take the word back"....

of course I'd call the asshole who did this act thug regardless of ethnicity, Shaun King can't...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:09 AM (/4AZU)

132 The OR tax per mile is the state's scheme to make electric car drivers keep paying. Rubes.

Oregon: We Gotta Tax for That

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 08:10 AM (659DL)

133
126 Crank- They are going to install the little black box of "I'll be watching you".
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2015 08:06 AM (m33Hl)


Then go all Dindu Nuffin on 'em.

"How'd this tracking device become disconnected / broken?"

"I dunno, but I dindu nuffin."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2015 08:10 AM (VLTL9)

134 129 Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 08:08 AM (jWtyG)

Remember "voluntary"...libs don't exactly cut random donation checks to their "best friend the government" despite it being totally legal to do so.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:10 AM (/4AZU)

135 That Oregon gas tax thing looks like another opportunity for fraud.

Volunteers will still be paying the fuel tax if they stop for gas. But at the end of the month, depending on the type of car they drive, they will receive either a credit or a bill for the difference in gas taxes paid at the pump.

Posted by: AllenTK349 at May 21, 2015 08:10 AM (i1BXO)

136 61,000 miles on the Crown Vic of justice in 2 years...61,000*.015= 915 bucks "permission money"....yeah and OR swears "just the tip"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:02 AM

Yeah, I hear you. It sucks. But, if they're gonna be that way, might as well do it in a Viper. As a "fuck you very much".

Posted by: otho at May 21, 2015 08:11 AM (tBSrv)

137 No wonder they're crabby all the time. All the subcognitive dissonance gives them a headache.

Oh, but it's not about facts or sound policy, it's about taking and keeping power.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 08:11 AM (659DL)

138 127 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2015 08:06 AM (VLTL9)

I'm willing to bet "just the tip" gets turned into "annual mileage surtax" by the end of the decade as a "bonus."

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:11 AM (/4AZU)

139
I was informed one time (buy an owner of one) that I needed to buy a Prius.

My rejoinder, "Oh, you mean a Subsidymobile?" did not please him in the least.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2015 08:12 AM (VLTL9)

140 Since when do they take commercial breaks during a debate?

And while it's a prestige event, it's no ratings bonanza.

Posted by: Spellcheck, M.D. at May 21, 2015 08:12 AM (iKhVZ)

141 Check out what is on his head. Pic of Michael Brown memorial plaque.
Weasel Zippers.

http://bit.ly/1dmz34T

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 08:12 AM (DxXMy)

142 136 Posted by: otho at May 21, 2015 08:11 AM (tBSrv)

You'll have sunny days for unless I miss my guess ~ 4 years...

assuming I am alive I'll keep track.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:13 AM (/4AZU)

143 Ha ha ha. The OR tax per mile is the state's scheme to make electric car drivers keep paying. Rubes.

Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 08:08 AM

Exactly. Why drive a "smart car" like a sucker? Go big. Go ostentatious. Go something that motorboats mother natures titties.

Posted by: otho at May 21, 2015 08:13 AM (tBSrv)

144 I'm willing to bet "just the tip" gets turned into "annual mileage surtax" by the end of the decade as a "bonus."

Enforced by the Department of Vehicle Revenue Arbitration. 10,000 employees. Using abacuses.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 08:13 AM (659DL)

145 Mileage-minding government?

Good questions by Conservative Crank.

Let's see...

We'll need a sensor in every car, interfacing with sensors along the roads, so we can keep track of every mile every car travels. That's a good start.

We'll have to have remote ignition kill-switches so cars can be disabled for non-payment of taxes. Or anything else we might need like that.

And don't think you'll get away with anything. The road-monitoring computers will immediately alert the authorities to any un-monitored vehicles.

The collected road taxes and fines should be able to pay off the infrastructure costs for all this by the time the universal monorail system has replaced the car.

Roads? Where you're going, you don't need roads.

____________
Getting from Here to There
a tedious comic series
http://bit.ly/here2there-01

Posted by: mindful webworker -they're goinng to destoooy at May 21, 2015 08:16 AM (SAhpk)

146 A voluntary tax?

Lol.

Posted by: HR finally drinking a beer at May 21, 2015 08:16 AM (rHXGG)

147 Check out what is on his head. Pic of Michael Brown memorial plaque.
Weasel Zippers.

http://bit.ly/1dmz34T

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 08:12 AM (DxXMy)


It's obviously a hidden over-sized throwing star to be used against cracker cops...

Posted by: The Hat-jitsu at May 21, 2015 08:16 AM (7YlUk)

148 "devices that collect data"... coming soon to the medical implants market.
Authorities to citizen: "That was an illegal orgasm!"
Citizen: "..but, but-- I didn't know!"
Authorities: "It's in the Tax Code/TPP, bichez."

Posted by: PR for MN'sMost Excellent (endorsed by both Senators!) Medical Devices Industry at May 21, 2015 08:16 AM (L94+y)

149
I would like the memory of Michael Brown to be a happy one. He left an afterglow of smiles when life was done. He leaves an echo whispering softly down the ways, of happy and loving times and bright sunny days. He'd like the tears of those who grieve, to dry before the sun of happy memories that he left behind when he was done.

My memory of the gentle giant is a happy one already: the callous brute got his just desserts. Thanks, but no plaque necessary!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2015 08:18 AM (VLTL9)

150 The Shape of Antigun Astroturf

The hydra-like and incestuous interrelationship of Progressive groups is well known. Now, that interrelationship of anti-Second Amendment groups has been charted:

http://politicalhat.com/?p=9104

Posted by: The Political Gun at May 21, 2015 08:18 AM (7YlUk)

151 "I do think that at some point, you have driven enough."

/BHO quotes- repurposed for the situation at hand.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 08:18 AM (NeFrd)

152 The Michael Brown Memorial Plaque.

And Dale Murphy is not in the Baseball HOF.

Let us ponder this reality for a moment.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 08:18 AM (659DL)

153 @144. You are so right. Just more government workers added to the payroll.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 21, 2015 08:19 AM (rnH8X)

154 So they hired Dr. Seuss to write the Michael Brown memorial poem?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 08:19 AM (NeFrd)

155 154 Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 08:19 AM (NeFrd)

He's been working cheap since 1991...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:20 AM (/4AZU)

156 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 08:18 AM (659DL)

A career .265 hitter.......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2015 08:21 AM (Zu3d9)

157 Oregon state motto- You can never be progressive enough!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2015 08:21 AM (m33Hl)

158 I remember Michael Brown's afterglow. Or was that the burning stores?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 08:21 AM (oVJmc)

159 Why "the bride of the desert" is so important:

http://tinyurl.com/lap7k3o

Palmyra

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 21, 2015 08:22 AM (BZAd3)

160 otho: "...motorboats mother natures titties...."

Now there's a memorable, graphic turn of phrase.

It's 'not nice to tease Mother Nature,' but mama don't mind nuzzling into her big, soft, warm globes, right?

What?

Posted by: mindful webworker - our caaasual joyyys at May 21, 2015 08:23 AM (SAhpk)

161 This is the story of Michael Brown
A happy young man on his way to town
His mortarboard upon his head
Until that meanie shot him dead
But don't be sad, have a happy day
Let Michael's lesson brighten your day
He'll cheer you up, erase your frown
He'll turn your pouts upside-down
The wacky, lovable Michael Brown
A happy young man on his way to town.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 08:23 AM (NeFrd)

162 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2015 08:21 AM (Zu3d9)

Compare with Jim Rice.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 08:24 AM (659DL)

163 Michael Brown, Michael Brown,
He's a clown, that Michael Brown,
He's gonna get shot, just you wait and see,
"Why's everybody always shootin' at me?"

Posted by: With apologies to The Coasters at May 21, 2015 08:26 AM (oVJmc)

164 blah blah blah

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at May 21, 2015 08:27 AM (3ZtZW)

165
I remove Brown Plaque from my teeth twice a day.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 08:27 AM (St6BJ)

166 118
Too lazy to read the Portlandia mileage tax article. Are they just
going to look at your odometer once a year? Can they tax you for miles
driven out of state? Will non-residents be taxed at the border?



Ah, screw it, I'll just read the link...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 21, 2015 08:02 AM (b2cFu)

All OR cars will have a device installed that will measure the mileage driven. And of course it will be "tamper proof".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 08:27 AM (GpgJl)

167 In 1849, a group of proto-socialists calling themselves the "Icarians" moved into an abandoned Mormon settlement in Nauvoo, Illinois. Their intent was to create a utopian society based on collectivism and equality.

Like the modern left, they were enthralled with a charismatic leader, Etienne Cabet. Like the modern left, they were appalled by the "inequality" created by capitalism, and convinced that a collective social order would create equality.

Like the modern left, they were incapable of building anything on their own, but co-opted what had been built by an earlier, more industrious society. The Mormons, who had been driven out of Nauvoo a few years earlier, had left behind homes,shops and workplaces that were occupied by the Icarians.

Every Icarian was allotted two rooms and identical furniture. In a move that would have gladdened MSNBC, children were separated from their parents and raised in collective-run schools. Religion was replaced with Sunday lectures on Icarian philosophy.

Within a few years, the socialist experiment failed, as their utopia collapsed due to "economic setbacks, policy disagreements and personal rivalries

Socialism has never, ever delivered on its promises; never, ever succeeded anywhere. And yet it will always be with us so long as there are people gullible enough to believe in its pipe dreams of equality and social justice and cynical autocrats willing to exploit those gullible idiots.

http://tinyurl.com/ku7z5ak

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 21, 2015 08:28 AM (O7MnT)

168 And of course it will be "tamper proof".

Yes.

Like these blog comments.

Or online credit card purchases.

Or foreign exchange rates.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 08:28 AM (659DL)

169 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 08:24 AM (659DL)

So because one marginal player gets in they should let an even more marginal player in?

Sounds like affirmative action....

RINO!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2015 08:29 AM (Zu3d9)

170 economic setbacks, policy disagreements and personal rivalries

1. Turns out 2+2 does not equal 5 or 1,234,907.
2. I don't like dirt pudding three times a day.
3. Sex trumps ideology.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 08:31 AM (659DL)

171 And of course it will be "tamper proof".

Yes No.

Like these blog comments.

Or online credit card purchases.



Doh!

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 08:31 AM (sgyVQ)

172 Socialism has never, ever delivered on its promises; never, ever succeeded anywhere.

Marx was just another utopian loon. He just failed on a far more vast scale than his predecessors.

Posted by: With apologies to The Coasters at May 21, 2015 08:31 AM (oVJmc)

173 Capitol Police Now Receiving Training on How to Go to the Bathroom

http://bit.ly/1HjTyGB

Posted by: The Facepalming Hat at May 21, 2015 08:32 AM (7YlUk)

174
3. Sex trumps ideology.

3.a. No sex dumps ideology -- the Shakers' Corollary

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2015 08:32 AM (VLTL9)

175 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Zombie Agusto Pinochet at May 21, 2015 07:44 AM (7YlUk)

You had it easy compared to what we are up against. The socialists wrecking and looting Chile were a distinct minority (although you would never know it from the pop culture current narrative.) Here they have support of the majority, control major media and most major institutions and manage to convince the public they are outsiders and powerless.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 21, 2015 08:33 AM (1BQGO)

176
This here's the story 'bout Michael Brown from St. Loo
a "Gentle Giant" who was graduating high school,
He stole some blunts and beat up the store owner who . . .
(etc.)
Take the money and run.


Meh. Steve Miller parody ain't working.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 08:33 AM (St6BJ)

177 HMM: Report: Elizabeth Warren Did Not Disclose $1.3 Million Credit Line From Bank Of America.

http://bit.ly/1SfuysH
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 07:34 AM (7YlUk)

It's a little known Cherokee tradition not to disclose million dollar lines of credit.

Don't feel bad. Common mistake. Could happen to anyone. Really.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 21, 2015 08:33 AM (BZAd3)

178 398 HR, 5 gold gloves, 2 MVPs, a non-PED 30/30 season, and not being a dipshit should count for something.

But I forget, he wasn't a Yankee or a Red Sox douche, so he was "marginal."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 08:34 AM (659DL)

179 Jebbie the Hut believes in the AGW scam.


*****


But I'm sure he has a rock-ribbed conservative plan for dealing with the problem. Amiright?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 08:34 AM (NeFrd)

180 And, in case you missed it, more state Obamacare exchanges collapse under their own weight.

http://tinyurl.com/ozefe5k

Prepare for the push for Single Payer.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 08:34 AM (oVJmc)

181 Socialism has never, ever delivered on its promises; never, ever succeeded anywhere.

Marx was just another utopian loon. He just failed on a far more vast scale than his predecessors.



The next person to propose a "new society" MUST live in the bottom tier, never holding office or power.

Wonder how long Marx would have held on to his beliefs if he had to shovel horseshit all day long?

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 08:34 AM (sgyVQ)

182 God Bless Texas

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2015 08:35 AM (0O7c5)

183 Capitol Police Now Receiving Training on How to Go to the Bathroom

http://bit.ly/1HjTyGB
Posted by: The Facepalming Hat at May 21, 2015 08:32 AM (7YlUk)

Eating strained peas is next.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 21, 2015 08:35 AM (BZAd3)

184 I don't know why I read in the morning. I just get acid reflux, high blood pressure, and I think I am shortening my life.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2015 08:35 AM (t//F+)

185
The mass murders will continue until the Socialism improves!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 08:35 AM (St6BJ)

186 But I'm sure he has a rock-ribbed conservative plan for dealing with the problem. Amiright?

Yes.

Conservative cronyism. It's the right kind of cronyism.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 08:36 AM (659DL)

187 http://preview.tinyurl.com/l3yx4sl
Jeff Lord reviews Kristen Powers. Big hitter, the Jeff.

Posted by: Melekh Lavan at May 21, 2015 08:36 AM (L94+y)

188 184 I don't know why I read in the morning. I just get acid reflux, high blood pressure, and I think I am shortening my life.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2015 08:35 AM (t//F+)


That's the general idea. For me anyway.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 08:36 AM (St6BJ)

189 What socialists fail to acknowledge is that "everyone equal, utopia yaaaay" goes against human nature. Most of us are born with a sense of competition and rivalry.


Utopias and socialism will always fail.

Posted by: DangerGirl at May 21, 2015 08:36 AM (D4SfS)

190 Did I really just hear Jim Moran say Congress needs a pay increase because their responsibilities are akin to that of a CEO who is making millions?!

What a shithead.

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 21, 2015 08:37 AM (eytER)

191 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2015 07:00 AM (zF6Iw)

Great story. Sounds Barrymore told the boy to become a politician....

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 21, 2015 08:37 AM (nqiq9)

192 Capitol Police Now Receiving Training on How to Go to the Bathroom



"Shit in the toilet, NOT the hallways! We're better than the EPA!"

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 08:37 AM (sgyVQ)

193 I hope that DC guy doesnt get taken alive.

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 08:38 AM (iQIUe)

194 The phrase "rock-ribbed" always makes me think of 'Blazing Saddles.'

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 21, 2015 08:38 AM (O7MnT)

195 190 Did I really just hear Jim Moran say Congress needs a pay increase because their responsibilities are akin to that of a CEO who is making millions?!

What a shithead.
Posted by: @JohnTant at May 21, 2015 08:37 AM (enter)



The asshole probably doesn't realize he just eviscerated a huge lefty talking point. To wit, the gap between CEO and executive pay and that of the workers "who made the company successful in the first place?"

Thanks Jim!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 08:39 AM (St6BJ)

196 Hot as shit in the office today.

That doesn't make for a good start to the day.


Good morning horde.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 08:39 AM (fWAjv)

197 Rock Ribbed?

Pardon me, while I whip this out....

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 21, 2015 08:40 AM (nqiq9)

198 194 The phrase "rock-ribbed" always makes me think of 'Blazing Saddles.'
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 21, 2015 08:38 AM (O7MnT)


Ribbed? Sandra Fluke approves.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 08:40 AM (St6BJ)

199 The phrase "rock-ribbed" always makes me think of 'Blazing Saddles.'



For her pleasure.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 08:40 AM (sgyVQ)

200 Little ditty, 'bout Mike and Dorian
Two young kids growin' up, in the heartland.
Mike was gonna be a football star.
Til he threw a punch in Officer Wilson's car.

Suckin' on a blunt outside the Stop-N-Go
Halfway down Main Street is as far as they go

Ohhhh yeah, death goes on
Long after the thrill of dying is gone.


(apologies to Mellencamp)

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 08:41 AM (NeFrd)

201 Oh, and morning all.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 21, 2015 08:41 AM (nqiq9)

202 200 Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 08:41 AM (NeFrd)


I tried it with Steve Miller but you nailed it.

Well played!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 08:41 AM (St6BJ)

203 Gregory of Yardale: "...Within a few years, the socialist experiment failed, as their utopia collapsed..."

Socialism 'works' within small structures where everyone is amenable. A family is a kind of socialist oligarchy. A socialist community like the religious Shakers thrived for decades because its adherents were truly like-minded... survived despite a ban on reproduction! But they were faithful and productive.

In an interview with the last surviving Shakers, one of the women described the last days of the order, before they quit taking in new people, but were taking in people who didn't really fit. She recalls a man who would take extra spoonfuls of sugar in his coffee, even though he didn't like sugar in his coffee, just to be sure he got his share. Sic semper socialism!

Posted by: mindful webworker - we shall go on playing or find a new town at May 21, 2015 08:42 AM (SAhpk)

204 Meh. Steve Miller parody ain't working.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 08:33 AM (St6BJ)

Have to work in the city repaving the street and putting a plaque up in his memory.


Wonder what the DC #BlackLivesMatter crowd has in store for that cocksucker Daron Dylon Wint.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 08:42 AM (fWAjv)

205 Did I really just hear Jim Moran say Congress needs a pay increase because their responsibilities are akin to that of a CEO who is making millions?!


****

I thought that was jwest's perpetual argument.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 08:42 AM (NeFrd)

206 The Eurotopians decided to build their own version of the venerable C-130 to make up for their complete lack of airlift capability. Called the A400, it began development in the 1990's and was just beginning to enter service with Europtopian air forces.

Then, a couple of weeks ago, one crashed after its flight control software... um... cut off fuel to the engines during takeoff.

Oopsie.

But don't worry, the Eurotopians are forming a multinational committee to oversee the entire program.

They expect it to be back on track in 1 or 3 years.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mnlcah5

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 21, 2015 08:43 AM (O7MnT)

207 I hope that DC guy doesnt get taken alive.

I hope he resists arrest.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 08:45 AM (oVJmc)

208 Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 21, 2015 08:43 AM (O7MnT)


Sans the dead crew, that's hilarious. Especially when you remember the first flight of our C-130 was in Aug of 1954.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 21, 2015 08:46 AM (KbNXw)

209 207 Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 08:45 AM (oVJmc)

I'm hoping DC riots when the guy gets aggressive customer service...

HONESTLY I want DC to make Charm City seem calm.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:48 AM (/4AZU)

210 208 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 21, 2015 08:46 AM (KbNXw)

I'm not sure we're smart enough to invent the C-130 ourselves today...

Plaintiff's exhibit one the V-22 Osprey.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:48 AM (/4AZU)

211 52 It's Springtime for Huma, and Hillary.
Posted by: freaked at May 21, 2015 07:13 AM (JdEZJ)
==================

Ok, I laughed.

Posted by: Mel Brooks at May 21, 2015 08:48 AM (FCsIb)

212 I hope he resists arrest.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 08:45 AM (oVJmc)

I hope he was turning his life around and bound for college and on his way to choir practice when the police find him. Following the narrative those are the ones that usually end up ventilated.


Oh, and hope he was 'a good boy.'

Just in case.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 08:49 AM (fWAjv)

213 Did I really just hear Jim Moran say Congress needs a pay increase because their responsibilities are akin to that of a CEO who is making millions?!

I would say they are more like union assembly line workers, drunk and belligerent while constantly bitching about the difficulty of their job. At the same time they sneer at you because they know you can't fire them.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 21, 2015 08:49 AM (KbNXw)

214
Good Morning Morons. Today is Thursday, May 21, 2015. On this day in 1881 The American Red Cross was established by Clara Barton in Washington, D.C..

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:30 AM (GpgJl)









Funny, I'm getting Red Cross ads on the AoS main page, begging for donations.......for Hurricane Sandy. Doods, it's been nearly 3 years.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 08:50 AM (lpeQC)

215 Plaintiff's exhibit one the V-22 Osprey.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:48 AM (/4AZU)


The marines hate those freaking things. Transition time from level flight to hovering makes them a easy target. That project was from another chapter in a long story of the powerful senator wants those jobs in his district.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 21, 2015 08:51 AM (KbNXw)

216 212 Oh, and hope he was 'a good boy.'

Just in case.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 08:49 AM (fWAjv)



Another victim of slavery.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 08:52 AM (St6BJ)

217 "Wonder what the DC #BlackLivesMatter crowd has in store for that cocksucker Daron Dylon Wint"

An immediate and aggressive chorus of "innocent until proven guilty", I'd imagine. That and something about sumdood named Jim Crow.

Posted by: Jaws at May 21, 2015 08:52 AM (Jktp1)

218 On the road to success
[graphic c/o Reaganite Republican]

http://bit.ly/2-big-2-succeed

Posted by: mindful webworker - lower the road at May 21, 2015 08:52 AM (SAhpk)

219
(apologies to Mellencamp)

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 08:41 AM (NeFrd)








To who?
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Oh. John COUGAR. Never heard of this Mellencamp dude.

Okay, I've heard of him. But now he hates, Hates, HATES being called Cougar. He's a fucktarded douchebag fuckface shitweasel, so Cougar it is.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 08:55 AM (lpeQC)

220 Okay, I've heard of him. But now he hates, Hates, HATES being called Cougar. He's a fucktarded douchebag fuckface shitweasel, so Cougar it is.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 08:55 AM (lpeQC)

I was searching for why he hates it and then I realized...I don't give a fuck about that dick.

But he will forever be known as John Cougar Mellencamp, just 'cause he hates it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 08:59 AM (fWAjv)

221 *wanders in*

So musical Thursday?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 08:59 AM (blHar)

222 But he will forever be known as John Cougar Mellencamp, just 'cause he hates it.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 08:59 AM (fWAjv)

I always called him John Cougar mellonhead.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 21, 2015 09:00 AM (KbNXw)

223 In regards to Hillary; I think that, by-in-large, most people learn to get ahead by working and innovating. But there are some people, no matter what, or how hard they try, just can't get ahead doing things honestly and ethically. Especially when there is this burning desire to not only get ahead, but to get rich - be rich - be regarded and respected for the power and prestige that wealth brings.

Hillary is like that. So is Bill. They never could seem to get ahead doing things honestly so they learned to do things under the table - to push legality to its limit and then to do whatever was necessary to keep from getting caught.

For most successful people, wealth comes first and then the power that accrues to the wealth. With Bill and Hillary, it was the other way around. But even for years after Bill and Hill had power, wealth was elusive. It was only after they cultivated friendships with shady, powerful people that they got wealthy, and not from work. The powerful people they cultivated shared the wealth they received by virtue of quid pro quo friendships with the Clintons.

Dishonesty and corruption have become a natural trait of the Clintons.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 21, 2015 09:01 AM (BZAd3)

224 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 08:34 AM (659DL)

He was a very good player, with a few excellent years.

That is not the definition of greatness.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2015 09:03 AM (Zu3d9)

225 "Oh. John COUGAR. Never heard of this Mellencamp dude. "

Isn't he the guy trying to sell the ranch that he bought off the earnings he made with his lyrics about being a struggling blue collar sort of guy?

Or, is that the other ordinary millionaire musician.

Hard to keep them straight in my head at times.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:03 AM (VPLuQ)

226 Jebbie the Hut believes in the AGW scam.



Oopah hoo laaka doh foooosha!*









*AGW makes my doughy ass sweat so much, I sell the
squeezin's as an energy drink.

Jeb-Aid! It's got asslectrolytes!

Posted by: Jebbie the Hut at May 21, 2015 09:03 AM (KUa85)

227 >>>> I always called him John Cougar mellonhead.

HELLOOOOO TRIGGER !!1!

Posted by: Hydroencephalic Joe at May 21, 2015 09:03 AM (3ZtZW)

228
I was searching for why he hates it and then I realized...I don't give a fuck about that dick.

But he will forever be known as John Cougar Mellencamp, just 'cause he hates it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 08:59 AM (fWAjv)






As I recall, early on, his management stuck him with the Cougar name and he always resented it, like a prissy little bitch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 09:03 AM (lpeQC)

229
Another victim of slavery.


It was Whitey's fault for being such a tempting target.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 09:03 AM (oVJmc)

230 i call him john cougar menstralcramps

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2015 09:04 AM (0O7c5)

231 As I recall, early on, his management stuck him with the Cougar name and he always resented it, like a prissy little bitch.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 09:03 AM (lpeQC)


Yep, bitchin all the way to the bank. Although, minutes to memories is one of my all time favorite songs ever.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 21, 2015 09:04 AM (KbNXw)

232 >>> i call him john cougar menstralcramps

WTF you heartless SOB

Posted by: PMS Jill at May 21, 2015 09:05 AM (3ZtZW)

233 I hope you have the sunscreen packed PG

https://youtu.be/roh2vIM_EAA

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:06 AM (blHar)

234 /socks, unmatching

Posted by: Bigby's Twiddling Thumbs at May 21, 2015 09:06 AM (3ZtZW)

235 John Cougar Melonhead.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 09:07 AM (oVJmc)

236
Mellencamp is a lefty like Springsteen and Bon Jovi.

Eh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 09:07 AM (St6BJ)

Posted by: O.Butts at May 21, 2015 09:07 AM (poEM6)

238 Normal human ambition always trumps socialism. The left works to make us less than human, a fool's errand. The left will always lose in the long run. Too bad we all have to wade through the blood they shed while failing.

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2015 09:08 AM (sdxPm)

239 >>>>But he will forever be known as John Cougar Mellencamp, just 'cause he hates it.

Or as my college girlfriend called him, "John Cougar Menstrualcramp."

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 21, 2015 09:08 AM (O7MnT)

240 Okay which of you Morons invented this brilliant invention for intoxication on the down low?

http://www.ufunk.net/en/gadgets/the-boozie/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:08 AM (blHar)

241 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 09:07 AM (St6BJ)

Springsteen just put his compound in CA on the market for $70,000,000.

Shhhhh....it's a secret, because he is a man of the people!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2015 09:09 AM (Zu3d9)

242 Did I really just hear Jim Moran say Congress needs a pay increase
because their responsibilities are akin to that of a CEO who is making
millions?!


**********************

And just as successful!

Posted by: Carly Fiorina at May 21, 2015 09:10 AM (yxw0r)

243 California is welcome to help themselves to our winter allotment. Just come and get it. (oops).

Posted by: O.Butts at May 21, 2015 09:10 AM (poEM6)

244 But global warming is what the asshole talks about in regards to national security threats...



Islamic State Touts 'Cubs Of The Caliphate' Photo Showing Child Parading Severed Head

At WZ

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 09:10 AM (fWAjv)

245 I had read that Saletan article yesterday at amateur webzine Slate. What struck me as hopeful were the comments to the article. Normally at amateur webzine slate the bat-scat crazy is strong with the commenters, but right from the beginning Saletan and his article were getting shredded.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 21, 2015 09:11 AM (hLRSq)

246 Well when Boeing shutters its Long Beach plant after the last C-17 flies away, I am sure the water used at that location will help alleviate in some small measure the water shortfall.

/sarc?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:11 AM (blHar)

247 "Mellencamp is a lefty like Springsteen and Bon Jovi. "

I don't spend any time tracking the comings and goings of these asshats.

But, from the little that I am aware of, Bon Jovi seems to have matured into a relatively normal human being.

Lots of pitfalls in the world of Arena Rock Stardom, but for the most part..seems pretty stable.
And very wealthy .

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:11 AM (VPLuQ)

248 244 But global warming is what the asshole talks about in regards to national security threats...



Islamic State Touts 'Cubs Of The Caliphate' Photo Showing Child Parading Severed Head

At WZ
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 09:10 AM (fWAjv)

Ah yes, little Orcs.

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2015 09:11 AM (sdxPm)

249 Morning! Wow I'm late to this thread.

That slate article is fascinatingly wrong.

Posted by: Lea at May 21, 2015 09:12 AM (lIU4e)

250 Greetings gentlefappers.

What fresh hell awaits us this fine day?

If it's Musical Thursday, as AnnaP posited upthread, we'll be treated to an endless loop of the Bay City Rollers playing the song Feelings.

Shoot me now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 09:13 AM (0HooB)

251 Wasn't the whole coastline supposed to be undereater by now?This AGW bullshit just does not go away,no matter how many facts come out about it.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2015 09:13 AM (mGBKM)

252 247 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:11 AM (VPLuQ)

He was/is a HUGE Obama booster, so I would have to disagree.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 09:13 AM (St6BJ)

253 I saw the beheading picture. Pretty gruesome. And it involves children.

And the Leftists will bleep about 'But the Children's Crusade!' in 5 .. 4 ... while forgetting how many centuries have passed since that one event.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:14 AM (blHar)

254 If it's Musical Thursday, as AnnaP posited upthread, we'll be treated to an endless loop of the Bay City Rollers playing the song Feelings.

F! E! E! L-I-N-G-S!

Yep. It works.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:14 AM (659DL)

255 " but right from the beginning Saletan and his article were getting shredded."

I noticed the same thing.

I mean, dagger to the heart comments.
Almost as if the Horde were commenting there.


And just as interesting, articles on solar power, global warming, and other such stuff seem to be attracting very strong pushback in the comments across the board.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:15 AM (VPLuQ)

256 250 Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 09:13 AM (0HooB)

"Feelings: The Harry Reid Musial"

By Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 09:15 AM (St6BJ)

257 Yep,Bonjovi through a huge fundraiser at his mansion for Obama,

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2015 09:16 AM (mGBKM)

258 "He was/is a HUGE Obama booster, so I would have to disagree.

Well...yes, there is that one slight developmental flaw.

But out of the three of them, he strikes me as the least flawed, ethically, morally and mentally.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:17 AM (VPLuQ)

259
Musical, not Musial.


Sorry, Stan!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 09:17 AM (St6BJ)

260 Feelings: The Hairy Reed Musical will be a real chart topper with hits like - "Strap to the Eye" and "Cowboy Poetry for Little Boys."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:17 AM (blHar)

261 Geez, I was just making a riff off of that song, I wasn't lionizing Mellencamp. You all have your panties twisted to eleventy this morning or what?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 09:18 AM (NeFrd)

262 Jon Bon Jovi is a narcissistic little dwarf.

Never have I encountered someone who underwent such a drastic personality change between the time he was getting started (the "Runaway" days) and just a couple of years later. The guy is an insufferable little douche surrounded by synchophants.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:18 AM (659DL)

263 253 I saw the beheading picture. Pretty gruesome. And it involves children.

And the Leftists will bleep about 'But the Children's Crusade!' in 5 .. 4 ... while forgetting how many centuries have passed since that one event.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:14 AM (blHar)

Yeah, I don't think the Left would be using the Childrens Crusade as an analogy for what is going on now with ISIS et al if they'd bothered to actually, you know, read a little history. .. But that's a silly idea for journalists.

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2015 09:18 AM (sdxPm)

264 This explains a lot ...

In Memo, Blumenthal Initially Blames Demonstrators for Attacks

The day after the Sept. 11, 2012, attacks on American outposts in Benghazi that killed Mr. Stevens and three other Americans, Mr. Blumenthal sent Mrs. Clinton a memo with his intelligence about what had occurred. The memo said the attacks were by "demonstrators" who "were inspired by what many devout Libyan viewed as a sacrilegious internet video on the prophet Mohammed originating in America." Mrs. Clinton forwarded the memo to Mr. Sullivan, saying "More info." (Pages 193-195)


.... looks like 'Mrs. Clinton' believed Blumenthal over the CIA

Posted by: Randolph Scott at May 21, 2015 09:19 AM (e8kgV)

265 Muldoon, you should form a band called Twisted Knickers.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:19 AM (blHar)

266 If it's Musical Thursday, as AnnaP posited upthread, we'll be treated to an endless loop of the Bay City Rollers playing the song Feelings.

Shoot me now.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 09:13 AM


You'll get Rebecca Black's "Friday" and like it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 21, 2015 09:19 AM (h4vJk)

267 test

Posted by: MH at May 21, 2015 09:20 AM (F2IAQ)

268 ".... looks like 'Mrs. Clinton' believed Blumenthal over the CIA"

With the current track record of both, I could see the struggle to pick the more correct of the two.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:21 AM (VPLuQ)

269 TFG Admin Apparently Worried About Bin Laden's Privacy, Confirms 'Considerable' Amount Of Porn During Raid, Won't Reveal Any Details.
---

So will Dirty Randy's epic 'Toe Bangers III' finally get the publicity it deserves?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 09:21 AM (fWAjv)

270 This ISP swapping is getting old. F*ck Pixy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2015 09:21 AM (F2IAQ)

271 258 But out of the three of them, he strikes me as the least flawed, ethically, morally and mentally.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:17 AM (VPLuQ)


Boychick, what am I gonna do with you!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 09:21 AM (St6BJ)

272 Don't make me deploy "Luca" by Suzanne Vega.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:21 AM (659DL)

273 IF you have time, go to Baseball Reference . com and check Dale Murphy's stats. He compares well with Reggie Jackson, which should mean he's an automatic "in", but some of the metrics used to determine relative value over the life of the Hall get tricky. Near the bottom of his player page, check out the "Black Ink" and "Gray Ink" definitions, and look at his stats in that context. It could take hours, but at first glance, I'd say he deserves to be in. Great site, but a major time suck. I had totally forgotten that he ever played (barely) for the Colorado Rockies.

Posted by: LincolnTf at May 21, 2015 09:22 AM (2cS/G)

274 260 Feelings: The Hairy Reed Musical will be a real chart topper with hits like - "Strap to the Eye" and "Cowboy Poetry for Little Boys."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:17 AM (blHar

Hairquarius?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2015 09:22 AM (F2IAQ)

275 "So will Dirty Randy's epic 'Toe Bangers III' finally get the publicity it deserves?"

No, but Barnyard Follies is about to trend upwards.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:22 AM (VPLuQ)

276 For all the wage slaves getting raped by the State for the wastrels

https://youtu.be/MX7MbG6MiQs

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:22 AM (blHar)

277 Muldoon, you should form a band called Twisted Knickers.


I saw the Tighty Whities open for Twisted Knickers at the Cotton Plant Emporium in 2012!

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 09:22 AM (31UKs)

278 >>He compares well with Reggie Jackson, which should mean he's an automatic "in",

Well, since he's white, he won't be an automatic anything. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2015 09:23 AM (F2IAQ)

279 If it's Musical Thursday, as AnnaP posited upthread, we'll be treated to an endless loop of the Bay City Rollers playing



Saturday Night.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 09:24 AM (31UKs)

280 Hell, I don't give a shit whether it's true or not. It should be spread around.

http://tinyurl.com/lus3jy8

But it's just as likely true as not.

Hillary and Huma - a love story.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 21, 2015 09:24 AM (BZAd3)

281 MH, they are gonna come after you with the AquaNet....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:24 AM (blHar)

282 I had totally forgotten that he ever played (barely) for the Colorado Rockies.


*****

I heard a rumor last week that Colorado is expected to get a major league team sometime in the next two years. A guy can keep hoping can't he?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 09:24 AM (NeFrd)

283 Looks like they are trying to start a race war. Family in DC. Female officer in Omaha. Triple murder Houston car dealership.

Posted by: Cruzinator at May 21, 2015 09:25 AM (8cSVB)

284 Well, since he's white, he won't be an automatic anything. IYKWIMAITYD



He's an automatic rayciss.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 09:25 AM (31UKs)

285 279 If it's Musical Thursday, as AnnaP posited upthread, we'll be treated to an endless loop of the Bay City Rollers playing



Saturday Night.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 09:24

Pills, syringe, booze. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2015 09:25 AM (F2IAQ)

286 If it's Musical Thursday, as AnnaP posited upthread, we'll be treated to an endless loop of the Bay City Rollers playing the song Feelings.


I do feelings all the time when young women are in front of me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 21, 2015 09:25 AM (Lqb+9)

287 "Boychick, what am I gonna do with you! "

Least flawed of the three.

And with my previously limited knowledge of the subject, and with input from the Horde, I now know more about it.

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:26 AM (VPLuQ)

288
I heard a rumor last week that Colorado is expected to get a major league team sometime in the next two years. A guy can keep hoping can't he?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 09:24 AM (NeFrd)

Milwaukee is fielding the Helena Rookie Farm Team in the MLB this year.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2015 09:26 AM (F2IAQ)

289 Far worse than simply White, Murphy is a Mormon! Runnnnnn!

Posted by: LincolnTf at May 21, 2015 09:27 AM (2cS/G)

290 Shannon by Henry Gross


"Shannon is gone I heard she's drifting out to sea. She always loved to swim away..."

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 09:27 AM (NeFrd)

291 Far worse than simply White, Murphy is a Mormon! Runnnnnn!

So was Harmon Killebrew.

LDS TIDAL WAVE!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:28 AM (659DL)

292 I had totally forgotten that he ever played (barely) for the Colorado Rockies.

*****


I heard a rumor last week that Colorado is expected to get a major
league team sometime in the next two years. A guy can keep hoping can't
he?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 09:24 AM (NeFrd)


What used to be true in other parks, especially Wrigley and Fenway, is definitely true in Colorado: the park creates the illusion that the team doesn't have enough pitching, but has more than enough hitting.

Usually, it's not true, and often it is the other way around. Smart baseball men can recognize these things, but... are there smart baseball men running the team? The evidence would suggest not.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 21, 2015 09:28 AM (TOk1P)

293 Speaking of comments..

Barky preaches to the Coasties about Glowbull Worming.

Take time to get the flavor of the comments
http://tinyurl.com/mqhjeko

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:28 AM (VPLuQ)

294 "Feelings: The Harry Reid Musial"
By Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 09:15 AM (St6BJ)


Don't cry for me, little Boy Scout -
The truth is, I'll never leave you;
Until your balls drop - or you get wrinkles -
Here, have some candy - don't keep your distance. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2015 09:30 AM (zF6Iw)

295 Have we discussed the latest "Can I eat that?" Nork photo doctoring?

http://tinyurl.com/lq5azux

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:30 AM (659DL)

296 Read that story about the guy who tortured and murdered the family in DC? While doing it, he ordered a pizza and ate it. Now they have his dna and ID'd him as a thug an sex offender. Unfortunately, he also has 40k to flee with.
___________________

I hope they find that f*cking sociopath and fry his ass soon. Torturing a 10-year old school boy and his parents, and then stopping mid-torture for your pizza break. Evil, twisted f*cker.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 21, 2015 09:31 AM (lmdHn)

297 *gets mugged by a weird thought*

Video for "Self Control" by Laura Branigan. Plastic sheeting laid on the roadway, what kind of liquid issues does that city have? I uh don't want to know.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:31 AM (blHar)

298 You'll get Rebecca Black's "Friday" and like it.

As long as it's not anything by Yoko Oh No.

I can take anything but that, including bad Vogon poetry.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 09:31 AM (0HooB)

299 But, from the little that I am aware of, Bon Jovi seems to have matured into a relatively normal human being.


Isn't his daughter suffering from "spoiled rich brat" drug syndrome?

Posted by: Weirddave at May 21, 2015 09:31 AM (WvS3w)

300 >>Barky preaches to the Coasties about Glowbull Worming

Oh, that explains frost throughout the state yesterday morning on May 20th FFS.

Gotta go and keep people happy, yeah right, like that's going to happen. See you morons later. Be well.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2015 09:31 AM (F2IAQ)

301 You'll get Rebecca Black's "Friday" and like it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 21, 2015 09:19 AM (h4vJk)


Fuck you. You'll get the Easybeats' "Friday On My Mind" and like it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2015 09:31 AM (zF6Iw)

302 Well?! How did I get here?!

Posted by: Buddy Holly at May 21, 2015 09:32 AM (K94xl)

303 Take time to get the flavor of the comments
http://tinyurl.com/mqhjeko

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:28 AM (VPLuQ)

Surprising for yahoo comments.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 09:32 AM (fWAjv)

304 Well?! How did I get here?!
Posted by: Buddy Holly at May 21, 2015 09:32 AM (K94xl)


...
...
...
Not by airplane.
...
...
...
Too soon?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:33 AM (659DL)

305 is definitely true in Colorado: the park creates the illusion that the team doesn't have enough pitching, but has more than enough hitting.

****

The traditional thinking is that the Rockies are built for Coors field, lots of offense, not much pitching success. But if that were true they should have a bigger home and away W-L differential. This year so far they are 5-11 at home and 9-12 on the road. They suck equally at any altitude apparently.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 09:33 AM (NeFrd)

306 I can take anything but that, including bad Vogon poetry.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 09:31 AM (0HooB)

That statement is redundant as there is no good Vogon poetry.

Posted by: Arthur Dent at May 21, 2015 09:33 AM (Lqb+9)

307 I can take anything but that, including bad Vogon poetry.



Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy mictuations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee....

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 09:33 AM (31UKs)

308 IF you have time, go to Baseball Reference . com and
check Dale Murphy's stats. He compares well with Reggie Jackson, which
should mean he's an automatic "in", but some of the metrics used to
determine relative value over the life of the Hall get tricky. Near the
bottom of his player page, check out the "Black Ink" and "Gray Ink"
definitions, and look at his stats in that context. It could take hours,
but at first glance, I'd say he deserves to be in. Great site, but a
major time suck. I had totally forgotten that he ever played (barely)
for the Colorado Rockies.

Posted by: LincolnTf at May 21, 2015 09:22 AM (2cS/G)


I would have to look at the numbers, but I believe Murphy's are somewhat skewed by having played in Fulton County Stadium. Plus, Jackson has 500 and something home runs. Murphy never cracked 400. Those things tend to matter when it comes to HOF voting.


Jackson is just not a good comparison for Murphy. Try someone like Jim Rice, Orlando Cepeda, or Tony Perez instead.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 21, 2015 09:34 AM (TOk1P)

309 murphy deserves to be there.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2015 09:34 AM (0O7c5)

310 Oh kami, Vogon poetry
Slartibartfast, check please!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:34 AM (blHar)

311 good morning anna!

sunscreen!!! thanks for the reminder

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2015 09:35 AM (0O7c5)

312 Well?! How did I get here?!
Posted by: Buddy Holly
...
...
...
Not by airplane.
...
...
...
Too soon?
Posted by: Circa



THIS is why I love the horde.
Cuts no slack. Ever.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 09:35 AM (31UKs)

313 It's memorial day weekend starting tomorrow (thank god!) and it's 58 degrees right now. WTF? I had to pull on a sweater.

Posted by: Lea at May 21, 2015 09:36 AM (lIU4e)

314 Letterman free to drink his sorry self to death. I give that maggot 5 years.

Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2015 09:36 AM (xWW96)

315 He also compares with Torii Hunter, using the metrics at BR.com. It's a range, Reggie is the best, there are a few vying for the "worst" among his statistical cohorts.

Posted by: LincolnTf at May 21, 2015 09:36 AM (2cS/G)

316 I can take anything but that, including bad Vogon poetry.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 09:31 AM (0HooB)

Imagine the clouds dripping
Dig a hole in your garden to
put them in

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 09:36 AM (fWAjv)

317 Speaking of comments.. Barky preaches to the Coasties about Glowbull Worming.
Take time to get the flavor of the comments http://tinyurl.com/mqhjeko

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:28 AM (VPLuQ)


I can't access the comments. Give us a sample?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2015 09:36 AM (zF6Iw)

318 Well Buddy, have your pilot check the plane's weight first and could avoid that issue.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:37 AM (blHar)

319 murphy deserves to be there.....


Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2015 09:34 AM (0O7c5)


Meh... maybe after Fred McGriff gets more serious consideration.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 21, 2015 09:37 AM (TOk1P)

320 Barky preaches to the Coasties about Glowbull Worming.



Take time to get the flavor of the comments

http://tinyurl.com/mqhjeko

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:28 AM (VPLuQ)

Barky should visit flyover country. I had to turn the heat on this morning. It's 45 degrees here in MO. It's May 21st fergodssake!

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2015 09:37 AM (v0/PR)

321 I believe Murphy's are somewhat skewed by having played in Fulton County Stadium.

PFFT.

He hit 205 homers at Fulton County. 193 elsewhere.

For the 80s, he led the NL in home runs and RBIs.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:37 AM (659DL)

322 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:28 AM (VPLuQ)


That was a pleasant read. I am getting the idea that "climate change" is past its sell-by date. "Climate Chaos" never took off as a meme, so I wonder what new name they are going to peddle? And that's with this whole "global climate disaster" scheme going on for forty years.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 21, 2015 09:38 AM (hLRSq)

323 Imagine a dolphin dancing in the sky. Let it dance with joy. Think of yourself at the bottom of the ocean watching.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 09:38 AM (fWAjv)

324 PG, not a problem. Have fun.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:39 AM (blHar)

325 I'm leaving before this turns into an ugly baseball HOF flame war. Could get ugly.

Or boring.


Either way.


Later.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 09:39 AM (NeFrd)

326 Meh... maybe after Fred McGriff gets more serious consideration.


Fred McGriff did not win gold gloves in center field.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:39 AM (659DL)

327 MPP -


It wouldn't occur to the repulsive blow-hard to thank the current and future Coast Guard for their service. Obama not only is a cowardly figure ridiculed by former world allies but also the corrupt, treasonous face of an administration and Democrat Party desperately seeking to deflect attention to his numerous failures.
-----

How sad that these proud, young patriotic grads had to have our totalitarian communist emperor give their commencement address
----

Thus spoke a guy who kicks Mother Earth in the face every day with a carbon footprint bigger than the annual energy consumption of a working-class American suburb.
-----

And on and on

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 09:41 AM (fWAjv)

328 I want the leftards to keep pushing their fake climate crisis instead of addressing minor problems like ISIS taking over the middle east. Adds to their credibility and respect.

Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2015 09:41 AM (xWW96)

329 Time for some cute Japanese weirdness before Muldoon runs screaming into the distance like Daffy Duck.

https://youtu.be/NLy4cvRx7Vc

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:41 AM (blHar)

330 Or MPPP as it were

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 09:41 AM (fWAjv)

331 McGriff is a great one. He compares, in the BR rankings, including separate lists of all-time and same-era players, with Willie McCovey, David Ortiz, Gary Sheffield, Carlos Delgado, those kind of guys. Not bad company.

Posted by: LincolnTf at May 21, 2015 09:42 AM (2cS/G)

332 I want the leftards to keep pushing their fake climate crisis instead of addressing minor problems like ISIS taking over the middle east.

GREEN JOBS!!!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:42 AM (659DL)

333 Fred McGriff did not win gold gloves in center field.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:39 AM (659DL)

it's hard to do that when you don't play that position

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2015 09:42 AM (0O7c5)

334
It's memorial day weekend starting tomorrow (thank god!) and it's 58 degrees right now.

It feels like Wisconsin down here this morning. Fucking awesome.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 21, 2015 09:42 AM (ZKzrr)

335
Greetings gentlefappers.

What fresh hell awaits us this fine day?


Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 09:13 AM (0HooB)







No fresh Hell. You'll get stale, smelly Hell and like it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 09:43 AM (lpeQC)

336 I think this is serious shit right here:

As ISIS marches, Obama tells military cadets that climate change denial is "a dereliction of duty."

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 21, 2015 09:43 AM (A98Xu)

337 Aha! Here's what we all need this morning: a side-by-side comparison of the intricate vocalistic stylings of Teh Bitch Who Broke Up the Beatles


and goats. It's mercifully short.

Enjoy - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMHniVpoIwA

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 09:43 AM (0HooB)

338 "Baseball.... been bery, bery good to me."Fun to play, I remember, especially posturing for the girls in the stands. And the road drinking after the game. With the girls from the stands.

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2015 09:43 AM (sdxPm)

339 "I hope they find that f*cking sociopath and fry his ass soon. Torturing a 10-year old school boy and his parents, and then stopping mid-torture for your pizza break. Evil, twisted f*cker."

This took place in the Golden Sewer of DC, so the death penalty is for the table. Hell, afaik, life without possibility of parole is off the table.

The best outcome we can hope for is that the cop who eventually corners the shitbird dumps a mag into him.

Posted by: Jaws at May 21, 2015 09:43 AM (Jktp1)

340 " I can't access the comments. Give us a sample?"


So much for obozo laser focus on jobs and such......


The Imbecile-In-Chief at it again.


It is a wonder that the cadets did not snicker or laugh at his climate change statements. Will talk about anything but his failed policies.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:43 AM (VPLuQ)

341 It feels like Wisconsin down here this morning. Fucking awesome.

Did someone kneecap the teachers' union?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:44 AM (659DL)

342 Nobody does odd like the Japanese.

Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2015 09:44 AM (xWW96)

343 ...and boy are my arms tired.

Posted by: Buddy Holly at May 21, 2015 09:44 AM (K94xl)

344 Fred McGriff did not win gold gloves in center field.

Should have gone into the crime-fighting field like his cousin McGruff.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2015 09:45 AM (zF6Iw)

345 Going back a generation or two, I have met some Coastie ratings who were pretty damn greenie and joined to be part of the regulatory apparatus. I do not believe this applies to the Academy cadets, who are some hard boys indeed, and I know cadets at all the academies except Crown Point.

Tough sons of bitches. Wonderful kids. Absolutely wasted on the current New Mission Agenda. No good can come of this.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 21, 2015 09:46 AM (xq1UY)

346 "That was a pleasant read. I am getting the idea that "climate change" is past its sell-by date. "Climate Chaos" never took off as a meme, so I wonder what new name they are going to peddle? And that's with this whole "global climate disaster" scheme going on for forty years."

Another one that is well past it's sell by date is home solar power.

Too much fraud, and bullshit by marketers making it into the news.

And comments are trending towards 'This is bullshit".

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:47 AM (VPLuQ)

347 More islamic child lovin'


Boko Haram Uses 12-Year-Old Girl As A Suicide Bomber, Kills 7 During Attack On Bus Station

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 09:47 AM (fWAjv)

348 Meh... maybe after Fred McGriff gets more serious consideration.





Fred McGriff did not win gold gloves in center field.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:39 AM (659DL)


Which doesn't even remotely begin to make up for the difference in what they produced at the plate. I'm not knocking Murphy. He was a fine player for a number of years, but he didn't age well. If I'm going to champion anyone's HOF credentials from that era, he's just not going to be the first guy I pick.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 21, 2015 09:47 AM (TOk1P)

349 But global warming

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 09:47 AM (fWAjv)

350 McGriff's parenthesized nickname at BR is "Crime Dog". I remember that commercial/PSA, but what was the point of it? For kids to report crimes to police?

Posted by: LincolnTf at May 21, 2015 09:48 AM (2cS/G)

351 No fresh Hell. You'll get stale, smelly Hell and like it.



A poem
Angst, angst, sweet, insufferable angst,
Daddy issues, mommy issues,
Tampon earrings, hold me.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 09:48 AM (wazcD)

352 That Ted Cruz quote... what a religious zealot he is. Doesn't he realize that more and more people are turning their backs on organized religion? Therefore Islam is no concern to them. It's just 'another' religion they reject.

But gay marriage, now that's something positive that will drive voters to the polls. Not a negative like fear of tens of thousands of Islamists.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton Supporter at May 21, 2015 09:48 AM (xQX/f)

353 You'll get Rebecca Black's "Friday" and like it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 21, 2015 09:19 AM (h4vJk)

Fuck you. You'll get the Easybeats' "Friday On My Mind" and like it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2015 09:31 AM


*racks brain*

I honestly don't know that one.

Enjoy the earworm, MP4. You're welcome!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 21, 2015 09:48 AM (h4vJk)

354 Angst, angst, sweet, insufferable angst,
Daddy issues, mommy issues,
Tampon earrings, hold me.

And if you do, that's rape.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:49 AM (659DL)

355
Fred McGriff did not win gold gloves in center field.

Should have gone into the crime-fighting field like his cousin McGruff.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2015 09:45 AM (zF6Iw)







Or the tyrant-killing business like his Uncle Macduff.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 09:49 AM (lpeQC)

356 Holy crap! I was just raped by a dolphin!!!

Posted by: a seagull at May 21, 2015 09:50 AM (kivUY)

357 >> I had to turn the heat on this morning. It's 45 degrees here in MO.

I'll trade weather with ya!

It's a lovely 65 degrees.

So there are 9 weather alerts...it's probably nothing...

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 21, 2015 09:51 AM (0xTsz)

358 Fuck you. You'll get the Easybeats' "Friday On My Mind" and like it.


I see that one and raise you Red Rubber Ball.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbDKN0dk54M

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 09:51 AM (0HooB)

359 I saw McGriff, McGruff and Macduff open for Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds at the Cow Palace in '75.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2015 09:52 AM (zF6Iw)

360 Dindu Nuffins immortalized with his partners in crime:

http://bit.ly/1AhiSQz

Posted by: RushBabe at May 21, 2015 09:52 AM (zdw2Z)

361 #352 I think you actually have a good point there. I think most Americans are ambivalent on religion.

Posted by: Draki at May 21, 2015 09:52 AM (sJyVg)

362 "Holy crap! I was just raped by a dolphin!!!"


We're on it!

Posted by: Rolling Stone at May 21, 2015 09:53 AM (VPLuQ)

363 2
CA farmers will give up 25% of their water allotment if the State agrees to leave the other 75% alone.


http://fxn.ws/1IQyHip

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:30 AM (GpgJl)

Suckers.Gun owners will give up small amounts of liberty if the State agrees to only levy reasonable restrictions.

Posted by: flounder at May 21, 2015 09:53 AM (ecDRv)

364 Lead on, McGriff!

Posted by: zombie king macbeth at May 21, 2015 09:53 AM (kivUY)

365 Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds at the Cow Palace in '75.

Insert "Don't Pull Your Love" lyrics/mattress joke here.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:54 AM (659DL)

366 Because I'm in a giving mood.
*no spiders*

http://tinyurl.com/m6wshra
http://tinyurl.com/m74oxlw
http://tinyurl.com/mpbot4r

Posted by: wrg500 at May 21, 2015 09:55 AM (sWgE+)

367 "Dindu Nuffins immortalized with his partners in crime: "

Someone needs to do a Nuffin family tree video like the Jack Schitt video.

Including Dindu, Dono, and their sister, Dincee.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:55 AM (VPLuQ)

368 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 09:56 AM (kff5f)

369 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 09:56 AM (kff5f)

370 I assure you, we have only the FINEST idiots:

http://tinyurl.com/khfk2bp

They may as well start wearing clown noses at the Pentagon under Obama.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 21, 2015 09:57 AM (BZAd3)

371 I'll trade weather with ya!



It's a lovely 65 degrees.



So there are 9 weather alerts...it's probably nothing...

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 21, 2015 09:51 AM (0xTsz)

Yeah....probably. But can you just stand in a doorway all day....just in case. I'm sure it's nothing though....probably.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2015 09:57 AM (v0/PR)

372
Holy crap! I was just raped by a dolphin!!!

Posted by: a seagull at May 21, 2015 09:50 AM (kivUY)









Lighten up, Francis. Who HASN'T been raped by a dolphin?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 09:59 AM (lpeQC)

373 It feels like Wisconsin down here this morning. Fucking awesome.

Apparently it was 52/53 when I stepped outside this morning. We're having some sort of cold snap before it starts raining again *eyeroll*

Posted by: Lea at May 21, 2015 10:00 AM (lIU4e)

374 "They may as well start wearing clown noses at the Pentagon under Obama."

I see that Dempsey uses the term "Setback" sort of like the Marines use the phrase "Hard Landing".

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 10:01 AM (VPLuQ)

375 Army Col. Steve Warren, a Pentagon spokeman, found the silver lining: "I think it's notable that it took ISIL a year to get this far in Ramadi."

Excuse me while I go bash my head against the wall for a few minutes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 10:01 AM (659DL)

376 Posted by: wrg500 at May 21, 2015 09:55 AM (sWgE+)

You, sir, are a caring giver.

That should get you one free pass on a single spider pic.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 10:02 AM (kff5f)

377 346

And comments are trending towards 'This is bullshit".

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:47 AM (VPLuQ)


Ah. Even more people who deserve to die via deprivation of medical treatment.

Posted by: Joss Whedon at May 21, 2015 10:02 AM (l3LvV)

378
Oooh.

A
number of conservatives have been puzzled by the left's simultaneous
defense of gay men and Islamists. The cognitive dissonance might belie a
deeper coherence: both Islamists and gay men aspire to separate men
from women, albeit in different realms, to the noted benefit of men and
to the obvious rejection of women as autonomous beings with dignity and
rights.


http://is.gd/65slIT

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 21, 2015 10:02 AM (ZKzrr)

379
Lead on, McGriff!

Posted by: zombie king macbeth at May 21, 2015 09:53 AM (kivUY)








Aaaaaack! Call it the Scottish Play!

HOT POTATO, OFF HIS DRAWERS, PUCK WILL MAKE AMENDS!!

*painfully pinches nose*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 10:02 AM (lpeQC)

380 Lighten up, Francis. Who HASN'T been raped by a dolphin?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 09:59 AM (lpeQC)

Mattress girl.

Posted by: flounder at May 21, 2015 10:02 AM (ecDRv)

381 raped by a dolphin?

petulant porpoise is not amused

https://twitter.com/phxazgrl/status/592451913171410944

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2015 10:03 AM (0O7c5)

382 Was reading an article this morning about sandlot baseball teams and how many of them can no longer put teams or leagues together. The author could not come to the obvious conclusion... less births.

American people now reject 'traditional' American values like marriage and children, and now baseball. Nontraditional values like gay marriage though... that's the ticket for voter interest.

Ted Cruz -- out of touch.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton Supporter at May 21, 2015 10:03 AM (xQX/f)

383 Well this thread is certainly going into the twatter....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 10:04 AM (blHar)

384 Re: Rain in OK & TX.

I saw posted to FB one of those mobile signs (the electronic ones). It was programmed to read

Screen 1: "To those who have been praying for rain:

Screen 2: "Good Job."

Screen 3: "(You can stop now.)"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 10:04 AM (kff5f)

385 Mornin', y'all.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 21, 2015 10:05 AM (8hctH)

386 The worst player in the Hall of Fame, almost by unanimous consensus, is Candy Cummings. He played in the Seventies, the 1870's. Played for a handful of teams, ending with the Cincinnati Reds in 1877, had a 145-97 record over 5 seasons, then retired. He was voted into the HoF in the 1930's because he had invented/discovered the curveball.

Posted by: LincolnTf at May 21, 2015 10:06 AM (2cS/G)

387 I smell a troll.

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at May 21, 2015 10:07 AM (k8xvx)

388 So, my wife watched the Survivor Finale last night. Okay... I watched, too. I always seem to get sucked in at the end of the season.

I was glad the guy from Texas won.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 10:08 AM (kff5f)

389 Candy Cummings

The name itself is a giant hanging curveball the Horde.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 10:08 AM (659DL)

390 BackwardsBoy: "...a side-by-side comparison of the intricate vocalistic stylings of Teh Bitch Who Broke Up the Beatles ... and goats...."

Linda McCartney sounded like a goat?

Posted by: mindful webworker - lower the road at May 21, 2015 10:08 AM (SAhpk)

391 I smell a troll.

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at May 21, 2015 10:07 AM (k8xvx)


Sorry. Forgot deodorant this morning.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 10:08 AM (kff5f)

392 Allen, did you have a nice wake-up storm?

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 21, 2015 10:09 AM (0xTsz)

393 Allen, did you have a nice wake-up storm?

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 21, 2015 10:09 AM (0xTsz)


Not bad. It was vigorous enough that I put on the weather just to make sure there weren't any severe weather alerts.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 10:09 AM (kff5f)

394 OK music lovers, I gotta go do stuff.

Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 10:10 AM (0HooB)

395 Candy Cummings

The name itself is a giant hanging curveball the Horde.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 10:08 AM


I shit you not....in the matter I'm reviewing right now, borrower's name is "Horney" and judge's name is "Beathard". Have at it....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 21, 2015 10:11 AM (h4vJk)

396 I smell a troll.

Nah, it's only me. Sometimes I try to step into the heads of liberals and 'progressives' and try to figure out their cognitive dissonance. Then put it in their words.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 21, 2015 10:12 AM (xQX/f)

397 Candy Cummings
The name itself is a giant hanging curveball the Horde.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 10:08 AM (659DL)


This seems the place to note that I briefly dated a girl named Ginger Love.

And no, I don't know if she ended up as a stripper.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2015 10:12 AM (zF6Iw)

398 Nah, it's only me. Sometimes I try to step into the heads of liberals and 'progressives' and try to figure out their cognitive dissonance. Then put it in their words.

That's got to hurt

Posted by: wrg500 at May 21, 2015 10:13 AM (sWgE+)

399 Aaaaaack! Call it the Scottish Play!

HOT POTATO, OFF HIS DRAWERS, PUCK WILL MAKE AMENDS!!

*painfully pinches nose*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 10:02 AM


Early Blackadder reference for the win! *raises glass of Nurse Macready's Surgical Bruise Lotion*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 21, 2015 10:13 AM (h4vJk)

400 I shit you not....in the matter I'm reviewing right now, borrower's name is "Horney" and judge's name is "Beathard". Have at it....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState



I am NOT touching any of that.

Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 10:13 AM (jWtyG)

401 Screw you!

Posted by: kandy kummings at May 21, 2015 10:14 AM (kivUY)

402 Lighten up, Francis. Who HASN'T been raped by a dolphin?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 09:59 AM (lpeQC)
=============================

It is the duty of all Catholics everywhere to aid the release of Dolphins. Into the wild.

Posted by: Pope Francis' Dolphin Advisor at May 21, 2015 10:14 AM (FCsIb)

403 Posted by: Hillary Clinton Supporter at May 21, 2015 10:03 AM (xQX/f)

The article in the WSJ noted that participation in soccer and basketball is down too for kids.

But remember, the darlings might get hit with a pitch or kicked in the shin and we can't have that. The kids who are around are exercising their thumbs texting and surfing the Internet. Because nothing they find on the Internet will harm them, right?

Just what the ruling classes want: kids growing up to be blobs who sit and text each other and who are so obsessed with "safety" that they'll beg to be ruled.

Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at May 21, 2015 10:14 AM (u0lmX)

404 I am NOT touching any of that.
Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 10:13 AM


Can't make this stuff up.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 21, 2015 10:14 AM (h4vJk)

405 This seems the place to note...

I've known a Misty Beaver.

Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 10:14 AM (jWtyG)

406 So it looks like the story is this:

Hillary ignores intel from the nation's intelligence services and instead runs with the story from Blumenthal,

http://tinyurl.com/m5rmdf6

But I'm certain that the crack Republican congressional investigators will get to the bottom of it.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 21, 2015 10:15 AM (BZAd3)

407 I don't care for 'Survivor,' it teaches me nothing other than that people are bastard-coated bastards with a creamy bastard filling.

I do like 'Hell's Kitchen' and 'Kitchen Nightmares.' To an LIV, those are shows are entertaining because you get to watch a foul-mouthed British guy yell at people.

But Gordon Ramsay is a hell of a businessman, and if you pay attention, you can learn a lot about running a business and leadership from his shows. Much better than Donald Trump.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 21, 2015 10:15 AM (O7MnT)

408 What a dumb name!

Posted by: Dick Pound, Canadian Olympic Committee at May 21, 2015 10:15 AM (kivUY)

409 Candy Loving was one of the most memorable Playmates ever. Big Bush era.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 21, 2015 10:16 AM (xQX/f)

410 AP:

>>BREAKING: US home sales tumbled 3.3 pct. in April as buyers faced shortage of listings, surging prices.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 21, 2015 10:16 AM (0xTsz)

411 So, my wife watched the Survivor Finale last night. Okay... I watched, too. I always seem to get sucked in at the end of the season.

I was glad the guy from Texas won.



If he was truly a Texan, they wouldn't have found all of the bodies.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 10:16 AM (Yu+lt)

412 BTW, nood, American readers.

Posted by: Dick Pound, Canadian Olympic Committee at May 21, 2015 10:17 AM (kivUY)

413 Sometimes I try to step into the heads of liberals and 'progressives' and try to figure out their cognitive dissonance.

Kinda cramped quarters, ain't it?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 21, 2015 10:17 AM (DT3rQ)

414 406 Hillary ignores intel from the nation's intelligence services and instead runs with the story from Blumenthal,
==========================

"the nation's intelligence services" just weren't in the same league as Blumenthal. Much bigger dollars coming from him.

Posted by: Hillary's Foreign Policy Team at May 21, 2015 10:17 AM (FCsIb)

415 I've known a Misty Beaver.

Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 10:14 AM (jWtyG)

I've known a:

Candy Beaver and a Virginia Hamm

Posted by: wrg500 at May 21, 2015 10:18 AM (sWgE+)

416 Candy Cummings
The name itself is a giant hanging curveball the Horde.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 10:08 AM (659DL)

This seems the place to note that I briefly dated a girl named Ginger Love.


I knew a girl in high school named 'Marcie Mohn' {pronounced "Moan."}

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 21, 2015 10:18 AM (O7MnT)

417 I do like 'Hell's Kitchen' and 'Kitchen Nightmares.' To an LIV, those are shows are entertaining because you get to watch a foul-mouthed British guy yell at people.



Pro tip: Never yell at and belittle a person who slices and dices for a living.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 10:20 AM (Yu+lt)

418 >>>Sometimes I try to step into the heads of liberals and 'progressives' and try to figure out their cognitive dissonance.

I've done that, too, just to sort of "taste the rainbow," of a world where everybody is equal, and nobody has to work because the state gives you everything, and your superior empathy to abstract people from different races and backgrounds makes you superior and enlightened.

It's kind of a high; I get why they want to feel that way all the time. But then I remember, it's all bullshit and will never work in the real world.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 21, 2015 10:21 AM (O7MnT)

419 What a dumb name!

Posted by: Dick Pound, Canadian Olympic Committee at May 21, 2015 10:15 AM (kivUY)


I know, right?

Posted by: Dick Swett, former NH representative at May 21, 2015 10:21 AM (zF6Iw)

420 Was reading an article this morning about sandlot baseball teams

I received an email from FCPS with an article from the WAPO about how aggressiveness on the playground is on the rise. They blame inactivity and stunted proprioceptive sense. This from a distract that only has PE twice a week. Here is the article. http://tinyurl.com/mk8g8co

Posted by: no good deed at May 21, 2015 10:24 AM (GgxVX)

421
@396

Aha!

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at May 21, 2015 10:25 AM (k8xvx)

422 396
Nah, it's only me. Sometimes I try to step into the heads of liberals and 'progressives' and try to figure out their cognitive dissonance. Then put it in their words.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 21, 2015 10:12 AM (xQX/f)


Nice job.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 10:29 AM (zoehZ)

423 The left is claiming Sabo is behind the Pretty Little Liar posters near Columbia.

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 10:44 AM (iQIUe)

424 2
CA farmers will give up 25% of their water allotment if the State agrees to leave the other 75% alone.



California farmers are such ****ing suckers!

Posted by: Jerry Brown at May 21, 2015 02:11 PM (XO6WW)

425 Hi everybody. Don't know who's worried about wifi causing health problems, but relax.

We've been living with radio waves for 100 years and more. We have empirical evidence, and we have the laws of physics. Radio waves do not have enough energy to penetrate the skin, much less cause damage to anything underneath. There is absolutely no chance that they can harm you. It's basic physics.

I hate to say it, but the science is settled.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 21, 2015 02:36 PM (AIa9g)

426 The Popehat post on depression is interesting. Any thoughts on a dealing with coworkers with depression? We have a guy at my job who seems to be suffering from depression, but dismisses any suggestion that he's showing bad signs.

Posted by: Hal at May 21, 2015 08:23 PM (nzmxZ)

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