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Morning Thread (5-21-2015)
Every thread's better when it's posted from Texas. That's just #Science right there.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:30 AM (GpgJl)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:32 AM (GpgJl)
http://bit.ly/1Ejoyo9
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:32 AM (GpgJl)
http://bloom.bg/1c4vcru
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:34 AM (GpgJl)
http://dailysign.al/1SgBKVp
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:34 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:34 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:34 AM (GpgJl)
DAY 926
537 to go (610 to Inauguration Day 2017)
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 06:35 AM (St6BJ)
Good morning, fellow rape-shifters.
Kurt Schlicter from the ONT and Ted Cruz in the sidebar.
Genius.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 06:36 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: tmitsss at May 21, 2015 06:37 AM (Pa9vP)
In sports, the Royals just keep having fun and off yo the best start in franchise history. That includes the Brett, Saberhagen, White (who should be in the HOF) teams folks.
Now I have to really hustle getting ready to go help support the neeeedy.
Love each other fellow babies.
Posted by: teej at May 21, 2015 06:40 AM (qyZxC)
#TheScienceIsSettled!
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 06:42 AM (DxXMy)
She just cannot part with any of that sweet, sweet cash. Perhaps she had an epiphany and decided she would be happy to stay home and wallow in the lucre.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 21, 2015 06:43 AM (V70Uh)
Genius.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 06:36 AM (St6BJ)
Seconded. The money quote:
''Is there something about the left - and I am going to put the media in this category - that is obsessed with sex?'' Cruz asked after fielding multiple questions on gay rights. ''ISIS is executing homosexuals -you want to talk about gay rights? This week was a very bad week for gay rights because the expansion of ISIS, the expansion of radical, theocratic, Islamic zealots that crucify Christians, that behead children and that murder homosexuals - that ought to be concerning you far more than asking six questions all on the same topic.''
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 21, 2015 06:43 AM (xQX/f)
Self sacrifice to achieve peace and nirvana? Giving your life to remove the sins of all humanity? Better check your privilege you Patriarchal oppressors!
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9067
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 06:43 AM (7YlUk)
Them first.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 06:45 AM (DxXMy)
Well of course he does...the establishment GOP is thrilled to pass the costs on to you the US citizen consumer...
I am betting AMIGO GRANDE! fan will get to dodge those costs.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:45 AM (/4AZU)
MSM crickets. And Bush lied.
Posted by: redenzo at May 21, 2015 06:54 AM (WCnJW)
That's not even counting the expulsion of US business potential to states that refuse to be tied to any standard until 2050 through regulatory fiat...
and will cheat if they ever get around to pretending they give a fuck.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:54 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: sinmi on the phone at May 21, 2015 06:55 AM (v04nS)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:58 AM (GpgJl)
That Ted Cruz sidebar is da bomb. The only way it could have been better is if he had finished by telling the "reporter" "But first. . ."
Anyway, here's a John Barrymore story:
Before Hedda Hopper was a gossip columnist, she was an actress. In 1939 she co-starred in a movie called Midnight with Don Ameche, Claudette Colbert and Barrymore. Hedda's son Bill, then 15, idolized The Great Profile and begged his mother for a chance to meet him. Hopper didn't want to effect a meeting, because no one ever knew what Barrymore might say to someone, especially after he'd had a drink or two. But after pressure from Bill, she finally relented, allowing a visit, but not before speaking to Barrymore:
"Now, Jack, you'll behave yourself, won't you? Bill's only fifteen and he's very impressionable."
Barrymore agreed to watch himself and, as the day of the visit dawned, was as good as his word, being utterly charming to young Bill Hopper and treating him as an honored guest. Then, towards the end of the day. . .
"Bill," Barrymore asked, "what do you want to do?"
"I want to be an actor," the boy replied.
"I don't like to hear that, son. I really don't," Barrymore began. "And I'll tell you why. When I was a young man, I was hired by Willie Collier, whom many thought the finest actor of his day, to join his company for a tour of Australia in The Boys of Company B. It was a wonderful experience. Wonderful! He taught me so much. Our last stop was Sydney, where we were booked for six weeks. I made friends there with a young Australian who was the lover of a whorehouse madam."
Hedda coughed and sputtered, trying to drag her son away, but there was no stopping Barrymore.
"He asked me to move into the bordello with him," the actor continued, clamping a hand on the boy's shoulder, "and of course I did. And those, my boy, were the six most glorious weeks of my life - an orgy every night. On our last night, the whores threw a lavish party for me - champagne, oysters - a banquet. They threw themselves all over me and begged me not to go back to the States. We partied all night long and my friend said, 'Jack, why go back to the rat race tomorrow? Stay here. I can find you your own madam and you can move into her whorehouse with her.' And, my boy, as I look back on my life, I realize that's what I should have done. And that's what you should do."
Much to Hedda's relief, Bill didn't take his idol's advice. He did become an actor, though, best known as private investigator Paul Drake in the Perry Mason TV series.
Here's a pic ofHopper in 1929: http://goo.gl/Bmdktd
Hope you all have a wonderful day. I've got a meeting now, so BBL.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2015 07:00 AM (zF6Iw)
Remember my being raped Sophomore year? Yeah well, even Sabrina Rubin Erdely thought me story too thin, and she rejected it for her article. I coulda been famous!
Posted by: Emma Sulkiwicz at May 21, 2015 07:02 AM (FCsIb)
So she is unofficially running, officially not yet announced, and raising campaign cash. Sounds like fraud.
Posted by: AllenTK349 at May 21, 2015 07:03 AM (i1BXO)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 21, 2015 07:04 AM (C8x6r)
Posted by: David Letterman at May 21, 2015 07:05 AM (oVJmc)
Hillary's campaign reminds me of "The Producers."
Rake in all this dough and keep most of it.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 21, 2015 07:06 AM (V70Uh)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2015 07:06 AM (AWols)
I flipped on the TV the other day and, amazingly, Perry Mason was on. Is that show from the 60"s?
Posted by: MTF at May 21, 2015 07:07 AM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 21, 2015 07:09 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2015 07:10 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 07:11 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 07:11 AM (GpgJl)
I'm impressed with the pitbull attitude and willingness to confront mindless bullshit talking points with truth and math bombs.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 21, 2015 07:11 AM (fwARV)
Hillary's campaign reminds me of "The Producers."
Rake in all this dough and keep most of it.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 21, 2015 07:06 AM (V70Uh)
Congratulations, Max. We've now sold 400,000 per cent of "Springtime for Putin."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 07:12 AM (St6BJ)
With all the hue and cry about "campus rape cultures", where is the left's condemnation of the "hookup culture" and its demolition of mutual respect between the sexes?
And dare they still claim the educating youths that "abstinence doesn't work" wouldn't help here at all?
But then, being leftist means you never have to admit that you are wrong, or sorry.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2015 07:13 AM (VLTL9)
I'm impressed with the pitbull attitude and willingness to confront mindless bullshit talking points with truth and math bombs.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 21, 2015 07:11 AM (fwARV)
The key is that EVERY one of our candidates gives the MFM the Cruz treatment.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 07:13 AM (St6BJ)
No sir. I am so sorry. By the time we rolled in, it was around 11:30 pm. Asked 4 different people, no one knew anything about it. I do thank you for your hospitality. And the thought really does count!
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 07:13 AM (DxXMy)
Posted by: freaked at May 21, 2015 07:13 AM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2015 07:13 AM (mx5oN)
US to deliver 1,000 anti tank weapons to Iraq.
http://tinyurl.com/kqd22sj
You can find, or at least could find, a video compilation of an ISIS soldier using anti tank weapons against Syrian targets. Ah Loo Akbar!
Posted by: AllenTK349 at May 21, 2015 07:14 AM (i1BXO)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2015 07:13 AM (mx5oN)
Notice how after Cruz slammed the first one around the second stooge asked the exact same question.
Fuck the MFM.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 07:15 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 21, 2015 07:15 AM (Bbcs8)
Fuck the MFM.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 07:15 AM (St6BJ)
From FYNQ to TMFC - Ted "Math Fellow" Cruz
Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Commenter at May 21, 2015 07:19 AM (xaXNm)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 21, 2015 07:22 AM (7ObY1)
Cruz was scared the reporter might have taken him up on it.
And thanks to all the Morning regulars. Vic. JJ with the countdown. MPPP.
Posted by: golfman at May 21, 2015 07:22 AM (fQAkR)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 21, 2015 07:22 AM (Bbcs8)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 21, 2015 07:22 AM (7ObY1)
Sounds problematic. Well, at least Andy is punching up.
Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Commenter at May 21, 2015 07:23 AM (xaXNm)
He disagreed with one of the posts with debate suggestions for the crowded GOP field.
Looking at then timeline, it must have been Drew's post. The 2nd post on that topic went up after the show is taped.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 21, 2015 07:27 AM (7ObY1)
What's the Cliff Notes version of what he said?
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 21, 2015 07:27 AM (xQX/f)
Google must be really embarrassed about that.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 21, 2015 07:28 AM (Bbcs8)
Posted by: Ruth at May 21, 2015 07:30 AM (oo88B)
http://bit.ly/1PywnC1
Via Soopermexican
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 07:30 AM (7YlUk)
Google's Thought Police must not be aware.
Posted by: golfman at May 21, 2015 07:31 AM (fQAkR)
So Fox sent out a guy to knock the idea of a non-network debate? Lost advertising dollars or loss of influence in pre-selecting candidates?
Posted by: Lester at May 21, 2015 07:31 AM (2UPXV)
That bums me out. Just called them. Its still sitting there. Here is their number
(309) 827-7867 Check if you want. I can also pick it up and send it to you.
Sorry
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 21, 2015 07:31 AM (Vyg9x)
Thanks for the news, Vic. Looked a little thin on the best part, your editorializing. Must've been a rush job, today.
And the Wisdom of the Day from MP4,
a Great Profile doth not a Great Person make.
Posted by: mindful webworker - strange days have found us at May 21, 2015 07:31 AM (SAhpk)
Google must be really embarrassed about that.
They just need a way to blame it on conservatives and they're fine.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 07:32 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at May 21, 2015 07:32 AM (4pjhs)
So Fox sent out a guy to knock the idea of a non-network debate?
Lost advertising dollars or loss of influence in pre-selecting
candidates?
Rupert wants Jeb or the Dem.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 07:33 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 07:30 AM (7YlUk)
They know now. 3....2....1...
Posted by: golfman at May 21, 2015 07:33 AM (fQAkR)
HMM: Report: Elizabeth Warren Did Not Disclose $1.3 Million Credit Line From Bank Of America.
http://bit.ly/1SfuysH
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 07:34 AM (7YlUk)
I listen to talk radio when I'm stuck in the car, and I would swear some of these radio shows, they were getting paid by CBS to talk up Letterman's final.
It's over. Good. And good riddance.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 21, 2015 07:35 AM (Dj0WE)
HMM: Report: Elizabeth Warren Did Not Disclose $1.3 Million Credit Line From Bank Of America.
1%-er!
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 07:36 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 07:30 AM (7YlUk)
The HuffPo article said that location mattered. One lady typed it in and it showed the White House and Waffle House.
Posted by: golfman at May 21, 2015 07:36 AM (fQAkR)
Posted by: Islamic Apologist at May 21, 2015 07:37 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 21, 2015 07:37 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Lester at May 21, 2015 07:31 AM (2UPXV)
The latter I'm sure.
Posted by: golfman at May 21, 2015 07:37 AM (fQAkR)
Posted by: AllenTK349 at May 21, 2015 07:39 AM (i1BXO)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 21, 2015 07:39 AM (b2cFu)
But his replacement is a pos too.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 21, 2015 07:41 AM (rnH8X)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 21, 2015 07:41 AM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 07:41 AM (GpgJl)
It's the perfect mission for the F-35!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2015 07:41 AM (Zu3d9)
According to the weather map, the Shreveport area is about to be eaten alive.
Been fun...
Ha, ha, just kidding. It's just a C shape of storms coming our way.
*notices there are 8 weather alerts*
Been fun...
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 21, 2015 07:42 AM (0xTsz)
Grrr. Shift changes. Seriously, it really is the thought that counts. I truly appreciate it. Grab it and treat yourself.
Again, thank you. That was kind of you to go out of your way for a stranger.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 07:43 AM (DxXMy)
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 07:43 AM (iQIUe)
Who should/will we piss off today?
Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 21, 2015 07:39 AM (b2cFu)
Tumblrinas
"Queer-right" N. Irish fascists
Buttsexks loving skanks who falsely shout rape
The cat in heat screeching outside my window
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 07:43 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 21, 2015 07:41 AM (V70Uh)
Miss me yet?
Posted by: Zombie Agusto Pinochet at May 21, 2015 07:44 AM (7YlUk)
And if conservatives are so smart, how come super-rich regressives run all the giant shows like Gurgle and FeceBook and Twitzler and Wickedpedia?
Posted by: mindful webworker - strange days have found us at May 21, 2015 07:44 AM (SAhpk)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 21, 2015 07:45 AM (b2cFu)
Dunno who they all vote for, but they allowed fundraising for the Gosnell movie being written by Andrew Klavan...
Posted by: HR finally drinking a beer at May 21, 2015 07:45 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 21, 2015 07:46 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 07:43 AM (iQIUe)
Local radio here had an interview with Joe Buck, not necessarily the warmest guy on the planet, and Joe's take on being a guest on Letterman was interesting. He said the weirdest thing about it was NOT that everything you see on tv is scripted, it's that on breaks Dave doesn't interact at all with the guests. Buck thought that was especially odd because it was obvious to him that Letterman is a real sports fan.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 21, 2015 07:47 AM (Dj0WE)
They lock out conservatives in hiring in part, and conservatives by their nature gravitate towards more traditional fields-fields that the fukchead progtards are busy trying to regulate and litigate out of business.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:47 AM (/4AZU)
Buck's too polite to say Dave's an asshole who refuses to lower himself to interact with the chattering monkey guests.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:48 AM (/4AZU)
Nicotine is a helluva jones.
Posted by: mindful webworker - strange days have dragged us down at May 21, 2015 07:48 AM (SAhpk)
It's funny that Christians are so shy about demanding liberals keep their "religious faith in government" out of their business as the leftoids demand Xians keep their faith in God out of theirs.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:49 AM (/4AZU)
I'm for hire bub...
//Dog in a shark skin suit....
Ah extortion the oldest racket in the book.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:50 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 21, 2015 07:46 AM (b2cFu)
Association & neighbors would get pissy (no pun intended) over that.
Posted by: The all pussy-catted out Hat at May 21, 2015 07:50 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: AllenTK349 at May 21, 2015 07:39 AM (i1BXO)
Caligula: But I was nuts to declare war against Neptune
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2015 07:50 AM (DiZBp)
Watch moment two lovers discover they're BROTHERS in most shocking Jeremy Kyle YET
http://bit.ly/1HjPoP2
Posted by: The Hat don't have that problem at May 21, 2015 07:52 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Game of Hats at May 21, 2015 07:53 AM (7YlUk)
all the more reason to do so then...
I am sensing an opportunity in Coyote farming all the sudden.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:54 AM (/4AZU)
https://youtu.be/xwvfyvyZldM
Horrible Histories Caligula invades Britain(not) Battles Poseidon
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:55 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:54 AM (/4AZU)
And you can sell the left-over piss to Budweiser...
Posted by: The Clydesdale's Hat at May 21, 2015 07:56 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 21, 2015 07:46 AM (b2cFu)
Association & neighbors would get pissy (no pun intended) over that.
Posted by: The all pussy-catted out Hat at May 21, 2015 07:50 AM (7YlUk)
Dear Homeowner's Association:
I think I've figured out the solution to the question of what is happening to everyone's cats, yippy dogs, and untended children. It appears that a colony of rattlesnakes has set up in the development. I trust that you will promptly attend to this matter.
Sincerely,
The Dues-paying Hat
Now, you just need a friend with an exotic animal license to turn loose some Diamondbacks in the complex and to then be paid handsomely to address the problem, with you taking a 20% kickback...
Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 21, 2015 07:57 AM (b2cFu)
Right, I recollect that now. Thanks, HR.
Don't care who they ballot-box vote for, just who they might choose to effectively "vote" against in service.
Posted by: mindful webworker - strange days have dragged us down at May 21, 2015 07:58 AM (SAhpk)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:32 AM
It's time to get that muscle car in OR!! Something huge, V10 or V12 and bitchslap mother nature.
Posted by: otho at May 21, 2015 08:00 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 08:01 AM (jWtyG)
Posted by: Patchouli Jones at May 21, 2015 08:01 AM (L94+y)
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 08:01 AM (iQIUe)
My favorite educational show is now on American TV!!
Discovery Family channel, which used to be called the Hub, which was Discovery Kids before that.
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 21, 2015 08:01 AM (0xTsz)
61,000 miles on the Crown Vic of justice in 2 years...
61,000*.015= 915 bucks "permission money"....
yeah and OR swears "just the tip"
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:02 AM (/4AZU)
Ah, screw it, I'll just read the link...
Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 21, 2015 08:02 AM (b2cFu)
He was just turning his life around...
he had a rap contract
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:02 AM (/4AZU)
With respect to his adherence to the tenets of the Church of the Zealots of AGW, Obama will never have a King Canute moment.
Be God-like he must!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2015 08:03 AM (VLTL9)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 21, 2015 08:03 AM (b2cFu)
residents be taxed at the border?
Mechanical and digital odometer hacks coming in
4, 3, 2, .......
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 08:05 AM (DxXMy)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 21, 2015 08:05 AM (V70Uh)
All you Prius people.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 08:05 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Patchouli Jones at May 21, 2015 08:06 AM (L94+y)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2015 08:06 AM (m33Hl)
121 Oh, incidentally, on the mileage tax in Oregon, that means those snooty Prius drivers are paying an effective tax of about 80 cents/gallon on gas. Eat it, hippies.
As alluded to above, get yourself a real gas guzzler and really give Gaia the bone for the 1.5 cents per mile. Unintended consequences, suckas!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2015 08:06 AM (VLTL9)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 21, 2015 08:07 AM (rnH8X)
Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 08:08 AM (jWtyG)
Discourage cigarette smoking? Yay!!
Less cigarette tax revenue? Boo!!
Encourage "green" vehicles? Yay!!
Less gasoline tax revenue? Boo!!
No wonder they're crabby all the time. All the subcognitive dissonance gives them a headache.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 08:09 AM (NeFrd)
We whites need to "take the word back"....
of course I'd call the asshole who did this act thug regardless of ethnicity, Shaun King can't...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:09 AM (/4AZU)
Oregon: We Gotta Tax for That
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 08:10 AM (659DL)
126 Crank- They are going to install the little black box of "I'll be watching you".
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2015 08:06 AM (m33Hl)
Then go all Dindu Nuffin on 'em.
"How'd this tracking device become disconnected / broken?"
"I dunno, but I dindu nuffin."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2015 08:10 AM (VLTL9)
Remember "voluntary"...libs don't exactly cut random donation checks to their "best friend the government" despite it being totally legal to do so.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:10 AM (/4AZU)
Volunteers will still be paying the fuel tax if they stop for gas. But at the end of the month, depending on the type of car they drive, they will receive either a credit or a bill for the difference in gas taxes paid at the pump.
Posted by: AllenTK349 at May 21, 2015 08:10 AM (i1BXO)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:02 AM
Yeah, I hear you. It sucks. But, if they're gonna be that way, might as well do it in a Viper. As a "fuck you very much".
Posted by: otho at May 21, 2015 08:11 AM (tBSrv)
Oh, but it's not about facts or sound policy, it's about taking and keeping power.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 08:11 AM (659DL)
I'm willing to bet "just the tip" gets turned into "annual mileage surtax" by the end of the decade as a "bonus."
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:11 AM (/4AZU)
I was informed one time (buy an owner of one) that I needed to buy a Prius.
My rejoinder, "Oh, you mean a Subsidymobile?" did not please him in the least.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2015 08:12 AM (VLTL9)
And while it's a prestige event, it's no ratings bonanza.
Posted by: Spellcheck, M.D. at May 21, 2015 08:12 AM (iKhVZ)
Weasel Zippers.
http://bit.ly/1dmz34T
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 08:12 AM (DxXMy)
You'll have sunny days for unless I miss my guess ~ 4 years...
assuming I am alive I'll keep track.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:13 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 08:08 AM
Exactly. Why drive a "smart car" like a sucker? Go big. Go ostentatious. Go something that motorboats mother natures titties.
Posted by: otho at May 21, 2015 08:13 AM (tBSrv)
Enforced by the Department of Vehicle Revenue Arbitration. 10,000 employees. Using abacuses.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 08:13 AM (659DL)
Good questions by Conservative Crank.
Let's see...
We'll need a sensor in every car, interfacing with sensors along the roads, so we can keep track of every mile every car travels. That's a good start.
We'll have to have remote ignition kill-switches so cars can be disabled for non-payment of taxes. Or anything else we might need like that.
And don't think you'll get away with anything. The road-monitoring computers will immediately alert the authorities to any un-monitored vehicles.
The collected road taxes and fines should be able to pay off the infrastructure costs for all this by the time the universal monorail system has replaced the car.
Roads? Where you're going, you don't need roads.
____________
Getting from Here to There
a tedious comic series
http://bit.ly/here2there-01
Posted by: mindful webworker -they're goinng to destoooy at May 21, 2015 08:16 AM (SAhpk)
Posted by: HR finally drinking a beer at May 21, 2015 08:16 AM (rHXGG)
Weasel Zippers.
http://bit.ly/1dmz34T
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 08:12 AM (DxXMy)
It's obviously a hidden over-sized throwing star to be used against cracker cops...
Posted by: The Hat-jitsu at May 21, 2015 08:16 AM (7YlUk)
Authorities to citizen: "That was an illegal orgasm!"
Citizen: "..but, but-- I didn't know!"
Authorities: "It's in the Tax Code/TPP, bichez."
Posted by: PR for MN'sMost Excellent (endorsed by both Senators!) Medical Devices Industry at May 21, 2015 08:16 AM (L94+y)
I would like the memory of Michael Brown to be a happy one. He left an afterglow of smiles when life was done. He leaves an echo whispering softly down the ways, of happy and loving times and bright sunny days. He'd like the tears of those who grieve, to dry before the sun of happy memories that he left behind when he was done.
My memory of the gentle giant is a happy one already: the callous brute got his just desserts. Thanks, but no plaque necessary!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2015 08:18 AM (VLTL9)
The hydra-like and incestuous interrelationship of Progressive groups is well known. Now, that interrelationship of anti-Second Amendment groups has been charted:
http://politicalhat.com/?p=9104
Posted by: The Political Gun at May 21, 2015 08:18 AM (7YlUk)
/BHO quotes- repurposed for the situation at hand.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 08:18 AM (NeFrd)
And Dale Murphy is not in the Baseball HOF.
Let us ponder this reality for a moment.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 08:18 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 21, 2015 08:19 AM (rnH8X)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 08:19 AM (NeFrd)
He's been working cheap since 1991...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:20 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2015 08:21 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2015 08:21 AM (m33Hl)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 08:21 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 21, 2015 08:22 AM (BZAd3)
Now there's a memorable, graphic turn of phrase.
It's 'not nice to tease Mother Nature,' but mama don't mind nuzzling into her big, soft, warm globes, right?
What?
Posted by: mindful webworker - our caaasual joyyys at May 21, 2015 08:23 AM (SAhpk)
A happy young man on his way to town
His mortarboard upon his head
Until that meanie shot him dead
But don't be sad, have a happy day
Let Michael's lesson brighten your day
He'll cheer you up, erase your frown
He'll turn your pouts upside-down
The wacky, lovable Michael Brown
A happy young man on his way to town.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 08:23 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 08:24 AM (659DL)
He's a clown, that Michael Brown,
He's gonna get shot, just you wait and see,
"Why's everybody always shootin' at me?"
Posted by: With apologies to The Coasters at May 21, 2015 08:26 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at May 21, 2015 08:27 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 08:27 AM (St6BJ)
Too lazy to read the Portlandia mileage tax article. Are they just
going to look at your odometer once a year? Can they tax you for miles
driven out of state? Will non-residents be taxed at the border?
Ah, screw it, I'll just read the link...
Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 21, 2015 08:02 AM (b2cFu)
All OR cars will have a device installed that will measure the mileage driven. And of course it will be "tamper proof".
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 08:27 AM (GpgJl)
Like the modern left, they were enthralled with a charismatic leader, Etienne Cabet. Like the modern left, they were appalled by the "inequality" created by capitalism, and convinced that a collective social order would create equality.
Like the modern left, they were incapable of building anything on their own, but co-opted what had been built by an earlier, more industrious society. The Mormons, who had been driven out of Nauvoo a few years earlier, had left behind homes,shops and workplaces that were occupied by the Icarians.
Every Icarian was allotted two rooms and identical furniture. In a move that would have gladdened MSNBC, children were separated from their parents and raised in collective-run schools. Religion was replaced with Sunday lectures on Icarian philosophy.
Within a few years, the socialist experiment failed, as their utopia collapsed due to "economic setbacks, policy disagreements and personal rivalries
Socialism has never, ever delivered on its promises; never, ever succeeded anywhere. And yet it will always be with us so long as there are people gullible enough to believe in its pipe dreams of equality and social justice and cynical autocrats willing to exploit those gullible idiots.
http://tinyurl.com/ku7z5ak
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 21, 2015 08:28 AM (O7MnT)
Yes.
Like these blog comments.
Or online credit card purchases.
Or foreign exchange rates.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 08:28 AM (659DL)
So because one marginal player gets in they should let an even more marginal player in?
Sounds like affirmative action....
RINO!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2015 08:29 AM (Zu3d9)
1. Turns out 2+2 does not equal 5 or 1,234,907.
2. I don't like dirt pudding three times a day.
3. Sex trumps ideology.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 08:31 AM (659DL)
Like these blog comments.
Or online credit card purchases.
Doh!
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 08:31 AM (sgyVQ)
Marx was just another utopian loon. He just failed on a far more vast scale than his predecessors.
Posted by: With apologies to The Coasters at May 21, 2015 08:31 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Facepalming Hat at May 21, 2015 08:32 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2015 08:32 AM (VLTL9)
Posted by: Zombie Agusto Pinochet at May 21, 2015 07:44 AM (7YlUk)
You had it easy compared to what we are up against. The socialists wrecking and looting Chile were a distinct minority (although you would never know it from the pop culture current narrative.) Here they have support of the majority, control major media and most major institutions and manage to convince the public they are outsiders and powerless.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 21, 2015 08:33 AM (1BQGO)
This here's the story 'bout Michael Brown from St. Loo
a "Gentle Giant" who was graduating high school,
He stole some blunts and beat up the store owner who . . .
(etc.)
Take the money and run.
Meh. Steve Miller parody ain't working.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 08:33 AM (St6BJ)
http://bit.ly/1SfuysH
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 07:34 AM (7YlUk)
It's a little known Cherokee tradition not to disclose million dollar lines of credit.
Don't feel bad. Common mistake. Could happen to anyone. Really.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 21, 2015 08:33 AM (BZAd3)
But I forget, he wasn't a Yankee or a Red Sox douche, so he was "marginal."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 08:34 AM (659DL)
*****
But I'm sure he has a rock-ribbed conservative plan for dealing with the problem. Amiright?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 08:34 AM (NeFrd)
http://tinyurl.com/ozefe5k
Prepare for the push for Single Payer.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 08:34 AM (oVJmc)
Marx was just another utopian loon. He just failed on a far more vast scale than his predecessors.
The next person to propose a "new society" MUST live in the bottom tier, never holding office or power.
Wonder how long Marx would have held on to his beliefs if he had to shovel horseshit all day long?
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 08:34 AM (sgyVQ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2015 08:35 AM (0O7c5)
http://bit.ly/1HjTyGB
Posted by: The Facepalming Hat at May 21, 2015 08:32 AM (7YlUk)
Eating strained peas is next.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 21, 2015 08:35 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2015 08:35 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 08:35 AM (St6BJ)
Yes.
Conservative cronyism. It's the right kind of cronyism.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 08:36 AM (659DL)
Jeff Lord reviews Kristen Powers. Big hitter, the Jeff.
Posted by: Melekh Lavan at May 21, 2015 08:36 AM (L94+y)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2015 08:35 AM (t//F+)
That's the general idea. For me anyway.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 08:36 AM (St6BJ)
Utopias and socialism will always fail.
Posted by: DangerGirl at May 21, 2015 08:36 AM (D4SfS)
What a shithead.
Posted by: @JohnTant at May 21, 2015 08:37 AM (eytER)
Great story. Sounds Barrymore told the boy to become a politician....
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 21, 2015 08:37 AM (nqiq9)
"Shit in the toilet, NOT the hallways! We're better than the EPA!"
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 08:37 AM (sgyVQ)
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 08:38 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 21, 2015 08:38 AM (O7MnT)
What a shithead.
Posted by: @JohnTant at May 21, 2015 08:37 AM (enter)
The asshole probably doesn't realize he just eviscerated a huge lefty talking point. To wit, the gap between CEO and executive pay and that of the workers "who made the company successful in the first place?"
Thanks Jim!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 08:39 AM (St6BJ)
That doesn't make for a good start to the day.
Good morning horde.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 08:39 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 21, 2015 08:40 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 21, 2015 08:38 AM (O7MnT)
Ribbed? Sandra Fluke approves.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 08:40 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 08:40 AM (sgyVQ)
Two young kids growin' up, in the heartland.
Mike was gonna be a football star.
Til he threw a punch in Officer Wilson's car.
Suckin' on a blunt outside the Stop-N-Go
Halfway down Main Street is as far as they go
Ohhhh yeah, death goes on
Long after the thrill of dying is gone.
(apologies to Mellencamp)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 08:41 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 21, 2015 08:41 AM (nqiq9)
I tried it with Steve Miller but you nailed it.
Well played!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 08:41 AM (St6BJ)
Socialism 'works' within small structures where everyone is amenable. A family is a kind of socialist oligarchy. A socialist community like the religious Shakers thrived for decades because its adherents were truly like-minded... survived despite a ban on reproduction! But they were faithful and productive.
In an interview with the last surviving Shakers, one of the women described the last days of the order, before they quit taking in new people, but were taking in people who didn't really fit. She recalls a man who would take extra spoonfuls of sugar in his coffee, even though he didn't like sugar in his coffee, just to be sure he got his share. Sic semper socialism!
Posted by: mindful webworker - we shall go on playing or find a new town at May 21, 2015 08:42 AM (SAhpk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 08:33 AM (St6BJ)
Have to work in the city repaving the street and putting a plaque up in his memory.
Wonder what the DC #BlackLivesMatter crowd has in store for that cocksucker Daron Dylon Wint.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 08:42 AM (fWAjv)
****
I thought that was jwest's perpetual argument.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 08:42 AM (NeFrd)
Then, a couple of weeks ago, one crashed after its flight control software... um... cut off fuel to the engines during takeoff.
Oopsie.
But don't worry, the Eurotopians are forming a multinational committee to oversee the entire program.
They expect it to be back on track in 1 or 3 years.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/mnlcah5
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 21, 2015 08:43 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 08:45 AM (oVJmc)
Sans the dead crew, that's hilarious. Especially when you remember the first flight of our C-130 was in Aug of 1954.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 21, 2015 08:46 AM (KbNXw)
I'm hoping DC riots when the guy gets aggressive customer service...
HONESTLY I want DC to make Charm City seem calm.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:48 AM (/4AZU)
I'm not sure we're smart enough to invent the C-130 ourselves today...
Plaintiff's exhibit one the V-22 Osprey.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:48 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: freaked at May 21, 2015 07:13 AM (JdEZJ)
==================
Ok, I laughed.
Posted by: Mel Brooks at May 21, 2015 08:48 AM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 08:45 AM (oVJmc)
I hope he was turning his life around and bound for college and on his way to choir practice when the police find him. Following the narrative those are the ones that usually end up ventilated.
Oh, and hope he was 'a good boy.'
Just in case.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 08:49 AM (fWAjv)
I would say they are more like union assembly line workers, drunk and belligerent while constantly bitching about the difficulty of their job. At the same time they sneer at you because they know you can't fire them.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 21, 2015 08:49 AM (KbNXw)
Good Morning Morons. Today is Thursday, May 21, 2015. On this day in 1881 The American Red Cross was established by Clara Barton in Washington, D.C..
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:30 AM (GpgJl)
Funny, I'm getting Red Cross ads on the AoS main page, begging for donations.......for Hurricane Sandy. Doods, it's been nearly 3 years.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 08:50 AM (lpeQC)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:48 AM (/4AZU)
The marines hate those freaking things. Transition time from level flight to hovering makes them a easy target. That project was from another chapter in a long story of the powerful senator wants those jobs in his district.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 21, 2015 08:51 AM (KbNXw)
Just in case.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 08:49 AM (fWAjv)
Another victim of slavery.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 08:52 AM (St6BJ)
An immediate and aggressive chorus of "innocent until proven guilty", I'd imagine. That and something about sumdood named Jim Crow.
Posted by: Jaws at May 21, 2015 08:52 AM (Jktp1)
Posted by: mindful webworker - lower the road at May 21, 2015 08:52 AM (SAhpk)
(apologies to Mellencamp)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 08:41 AM (NeFrd)
To who?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Oh. John COUGAR. Never heard of this Mellencamp dude.
Okay, I've heard of him. But now he hates, Hates, HATES being called Cougar. He's a fucktarded douchebag fuckface shitweasel, so Cougar it is.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 08:55 AM (lpeQC)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 08:55 AM (lpeQC)
I was searching for why he hates it and then I realized...I don't give a fuck about that dick.
But he will forever be known as John Cougar Mellencamp, just 'cause he hates it.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 08:59 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 08:59 AM (blHar)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 08:59 AM (fWAjv)
I always called him John Cougar mellonhead.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 21, 2015 09:00 AM (KbNXw)
Hillary is like that. So is Bill. They never could seem to get ahead doing things honestly so they learned to do things under the table - to push legality to its limit and then to do whatever was necessary to keep from getting caught.
For most successful people, wealth comes first and then the power that accrues to the wealth. With Bill and Hillary, it was the other way around. But even for years after Bill and Hill had power, wealth was elusive. It was only after they cultivated friendships with shady, powerful people that they got wealthy, and not from work. The powerful people they cultivated shared the wealth they received by virtue of quid pro quo friendships with the Clintons.
Dishonesty and corruption have become a natural trait of the Clintons.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 21, 2015 09:01 AM (BZAd3)
He was a very good player, with a few excellent years.
That is not the definition of greatness.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2015 09:03 AM (Zu3d9)
Isn't he the guy trying to sell the ranch that he bought off the earnings he made with his lyrics about being a struggling blue collar sort of guy?
Or, is that the other ordinary millionaire musician.
Hard to keep them straight in my head at times.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:03 AM (VPLuQ)
Oopah hoo laaka doh foooosha!*
*AGW makes my doughy ass sweat so much, I sell the
squeezin's as an energy drink.
Jeb-Aid! It's got asslectrolytes!
Posted by: Jebbie the Hut at May 21, 2015 09:03 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: Hydroencephalic Joe at May 21, 2015 09:03 AM (3ZtZW)
I was searching for why he hates it and then I realized...I don't give a fuck about that dick.
But he will forever be known as John Cougar Mellencamp, just 'cause he hates it.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 08:59 AM (fWAjv)
As I recall, early on, his management stuck him with the Cougar name and he always resented it, like a prissy little bitch.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 09:03 AM (lpeQC)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 09:03 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2015 09:04 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 09:03 AM (lpeQC)
Yep, bitchin all the way to the bank. Although, minutes to memories is one of my all time favorite songs ever.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 21, 2015 09:04 AM (KbNXw)
Posted by: PMS Jill at May 21, 2015 09:05 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:06 AM (blHar)
Posted by: Bigby's Twiddling Thumbs at May 21, 2015 09:06 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 09:07 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 09:07 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: O.Butts at May 21, 2015 09:07 AM (poEM6)
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2015 09:08 AM (sdxPm)
Or as my college girlfriend called him, "John Cougar Menstrualcramp."
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 21, 2015 09:08 AM (O7MnT)
http://www.ufunk.net/en/gadgets/the-boozie/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:08 AM (blHar)
Springsteen just put his compound in CA on the market for $70,000,000.
Shhhhh....it's a secret, because he is a man of the people!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2015 09:09 AM (Zu3d9)
because their responsibilities are akin to that of a CEO who is making
millions?!
**********************
And just as successful!
Posted by: Carly Fiorina at May 21, 2015 09:10 AM (yxw0r)
Posted by: O.Butts at May 21, 2015 09:10 AM (poEM6)
Islamic State Touts 'Cubs Of The Caliphate' Photo Showing Child Parading Severed Head
At WZ
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 09:10 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 21, 2015 09:11 AM (hLRSq)
/sarc?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:11 AM (blHar)
I don't spend any time tracking the comings and goings of these asshats.
But, from the little that I am aware of, Bon Jovi seems to have matured into a relatively normal human being.
Lots of pitfalls in the world of Arena Rock Stardom, but for the most part..seems pretty stable.
And very wealthy .
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:11 AM (VPLuQ)
Islamic State Touts 'Cubs Of The Caliphate' Photo Showing Child Parading Severed Head
At WZ
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 09:10 AM (fWAjv)
Ah yes, little Orcs.
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2015 09:11 AM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Lea at May 21, 2015 09:12 AM (lIU4e)
What fresh hell awaits us this fine day?
If it's Musical Thursday, as AnnaP posited upthread, we'll be treated to an endless loop of the Bay City Rollers playing the song Feelings.
Shoot me now.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 09:13 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2015 09:13 AM (mGBKM)
He was/is a HUGE Obama booster, so I would have to disagree.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 09:13 AM (St6BJ)
And the Leftists will bleep about 'But the Children's Crusade!' in 5 .. 4 ... while forgetting how many centuries have passed since that one event.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:14 AM (blHar)
F! E! E! L-I-N-G-S!
Yep. It works.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:14 AM (659DL)
I noticed the same thing.
I mean, dagger to the heart comments.
Almost as if the Horde were commenting there.
And just as interesting, articles on solar power, global warming, and other such stuff seem to be attracting very strong pushback in the comments across the board.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:15 AM (VPLuQ)
"Feelings: The Harry Reid Musial"
By Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 09:15 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2015 09:16 AM (mGBKM)
Well...yes, there is that one slight developmental flaw.
But out of the three of them, he strikes me as the least flawed, ethically, morally and mentally.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:17 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 09:17 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:17 AM (blHar)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 09:18 AM (NeFrd)
Never have I encountered someone who underwent such a drastic personality change between the time he was getting started (the "Runaway" days) and just a couple of years later. The guy is an insufferable little douche surrounded by synchophants.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:18 AM (659DL)
And the Leftists will bleep about 'But the Children's Crusade!' in 5 .. 4 ... while forgetting how many centuries have passed since that one event.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:14 AM (blHar)
Yeah, I don't think the Left would be using the Childrens Crusade as an analogy for what is going on now with ISIS et al if they'd bothered to actually, you know, read a little history. .. But that's a silly idea for journalists.
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2015 09:18 AM (sdxPm)
In Memo, Blumenthal Initially Blames Demonstrators for Attacks
The day after the Sept. 11, 2012, attacks on American outposts in Benghazi that killed Mr. Stevens and three other Americans, Mr. Blumenthal sent Mrs. Clinton a memo with his intelligence about what had occurred. The memo said the attacks were by "demonstrators" who "were inspired by what many devout Libyan viewed as a sacrilegious internet video on the prophet Mohammed originating in America." Mrs. Clinton forwarded the memo to Mr. Sullivan, saying "More info." (Pages 193-195)
.... looks like 'Mrs. Clinton' believed Blumenthal over the CIA
Posted by: Randolph Scott at May 21, 2015 09:19 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:19 AM (blHar)
Shoot me now.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 09:13 AM
You'll get Rebecca Black's "Friday" and like it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 21, 2015 09:19 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: MH at May 21, 2015 09:20 AM (F2IAQ)
With the current track record of both, I could see the struggle to pick the more correct of the two.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:21 AM (VPLuQ)
---
So will Dirty Randy's epic 'Toe Bangers III' finally get the publicity it deserves?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 09:21 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2015 09:21 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:17 AM (VPLuQ)
Boychick, what am I gonna do with you!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 09:21 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:21 AM (659DL)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 21, 2015 09:22 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:17 AM (blHar
Hairquarius?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2015 09:22 AM (F2IAQ)
No, but Barnyard Follies is about to trend upwards.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:22 AM (VPLuQ)
https://youtu.be/MX7MbG6MiQs
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:22 AM (blHar)
I saw the Tighty Whities open for Twisted Knickers at the Cotton Plant Emporium in 2012!
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 09:22 AM (31UKs)
Well, since he's white, he won't be an automatic anything. IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2015 09:23 AM (F2IAQ)
Saturday Night.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 09:24 AM (31UKs)
http://tinyurl.com/lus3jy8
But it's just as likely true as not.
Hillary and Huma - a love story.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 21, 2015 09:24 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:24 AM (blHar)
*****
I heard a rumor last week that Colorado is expected to get a major league team sometime in the next two years. A guy can keep hoping can't he?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 09:24 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 21, 2015 09:25 AM (8cSVB)
He's an automatic rayciss.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 09:25 AM (31UKs)
Saturday Night.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 09:24
Pills, syringe, booze. Some assembly required.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2015 09:25 AM (F2IAQ)
I do feelings all the time when young women are in front of me.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 21, 2015 09:25 AM (Lqb+9)
Least flawed of the three.
And with my previously limited knowledge of the subject, and with input from the Horde, I now know more about it.
*hangs head in shame*
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:26 AM (VPLuQ)
I heard a rumor last week that Colorado is expected to get a major league team sometime in the next two years. A guy can keep hoping can't he?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 09:24 AM (NeFrd)
Milwaukee is fielding the Helena Rookie Farm Team in the MLB this year.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2015 09:26 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 21, 2015 09:27 AM (2cS/G)
"Shannon is gone I heard she's drifting out to sea. She always loved to swim away..."
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 09:27 AM (NeFrd)
So was Harmon Killebrew.
LDS TIDAL WAVE!!!
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:28 AM (659DL)
*****
I heard a rumor last week that Colorado is expected to get a major
league team sometime in the next two years. A guy can keep hoping can't
he?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 09:24 AM (NeFrd)
What used to be true in other parks, especially Wrigley and Fenway, is definitely true in Colorado: the park creates the illusion that the team doesn't have enough pitching, but has more than enough hitting.
Usually, it's not true, and often it is the other way around. Smart baseball men can recognize these things, but... are there smart baseball men running the team? The evidence would suggest not.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 21, 2015 09:28 AM (TOk1P)
Barky preaches to the Coasties about Glowbull Worming.
Take time to get the flavor of the comments
http://tinyurl.com/mqhjeko
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:28 AM (VPLuQ)
By Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 09:15 AM (St6BJ)
Don't cry for me, little Boy Scout -
The truth is, I'll never leave you;
Until your balls drop - or you get wrinkles -
Here, have some candy - don't keep your distance. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2015 09:30 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:30 AM (659DL)
___________________
I hope they find that f*cking sociopath and fry his ass soon. Torturing a 10-year old school boy and his parents, and then stopping mid-torture for your pizza break. Evil, twisted f*cker.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 21, 2015 09:31 AM (lmdHn)
Video for "Self Control" by Laura Branigan. Plastic sheeting laid on the roadway, what kind of liquid issues does that city have? I uh don't want to know.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:31 AM (blHar)
As long as it's not anything by Yoko Oh No.
I can take anything but that, including bad Vogon poetry.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 09:31 AM (0HooB)
Isn't his daughter suffering from "spoiled rich brat" drug syndrome?
Posted by: Weirddave at May 21, 2015 09:31 AM (WvS3w)
Oh, that explains frost throughout the state yesterday morning on May 20th FFS.
Gotta go and keep people happy, yeah right, like that's going to happen. See you morons later. Be well.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2015 09:31 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 21, 2015 09:19 AM (h4vJk)
Fuck you. You'll get the Easybeats' "Friday On My Mind" and like it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2015 09:31 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Buddy Holly at May 21, 2015 09:32 AM (K94xl)
http://tinyurl.com/mqhjeko
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:28 AM (VPLuQ)
Surprising for yahoo comments.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 09:32 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Buddy Holly at May 21, 2015 09:32 AM (K94xl)
...
...
...
Not by airplane.
...
...
...
Too soon?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:33 AM (659DL)
****
The traditional thinking is that the Rockies are built for Coors field, lots of offense, not much pitching success. But if that were true they should have a bigger home and away W-L differential. This year so far they are 5-11 at home and 9-12 on the road. They suck equally at any altitude apparently.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 09:33 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 09:31 AM (0HooB)
That statement is redundant as there is no good Vogon poetry.
Posted by: Arthur Dent at May 21, 2015 09:33 AM (Lqb+9)
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy mictuations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee....
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 09:33 AM (31UKs)
check Dale Murphy's stats. He compares well with Reggie Jackson, which
should mean he's an automatic "in", but some of the metrics used to
determine relative value over the life of the Hall get tricky. Near the
bottom of his player page, check out the "Black Ink" and "Gray Ink"
definitions, and look at his stats in that context. It could take hours,
but at first glance, I'd say he deserves to be in. Great site, but a
major time suck. I had totally forgotten that he ever played (barely)
for the Colorado Rockies.
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 21, 2015 09:22 AM (2cS/G)
I would have to look at the numbers, but I believe Murphy's are somewhat skewed by having played in Fulton County Stadium. Plus, Jackson has 500 and something home runs. Murphy never cracked 400. Those things tend to matter when it comes to HOF voting.
Jackson is just not a good comparison for Murphy. Try someone like Jim Rice, Orlando Cepeda, or Tony Perez instead.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 21, 2015 09:34 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2015 09:34 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:34 AM (blHar)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2015 09:35 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Buddy Holly
...
...
...
Not by airplane.
...
...
...
Too soon?
Posted by: Circa
THIS is why I love the horde.
Cuts no slack. Ever.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 09:35 AM (31UKs)
Posted by: Lea at May 21, 2015 09:36 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2015 09:36 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 21, 2015 09:36 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 09:31 AM (0HooB)
Imagine the clouds dripping
Dig a hole in your garden to
put them in
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 09:36 AM (fWAjv)
Take time to get the flavor of the comments http://tinyurl.com/mqhjeko
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:28 AM (VPLuQ)
I can't access the comments. Give us a sample?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2015 09:36 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:37 AM (blHar)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2015 09:34 AM (0O7c5)
Meh... maybe after Fred McGriff gets more serious consideration.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 21, 2015 09:37 AM (TOk1P)
Take time to get the flavor of the comments
http://tinyurl.com/mqhjeko
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:28 AM (VPLuQ)
Barky should visit flyover country. I had to turn the heat on this morning. It's 45 degrees here in MO. It's May 21st fergodssake!
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2015 09:37 AM (v0/PR)
PFFT.
He hit 205 homers at Fulton County. 193 elsewhere.
For the 80s, he led the NL in home runs and RBIs.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:37 AM (659DL)
That was a pleasant read. I am getting the idea that "climate change" is past its sell-by date. "Climate Chaos" never took off as a meme, so I wonder what new name they are going to peddle? And that's with this whole "global climate disaster" scheme going on for forty years.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 21, 2015 09:38 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 09:38 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:39 AM (blHar)
Or boring.
Either way.
Later.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 21, 2015 09:39 AM (NeFrd)
Fred McGriff did not win gold gloves in center field.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:39 AM (659DL)
It wouldn't occur to the repulsive blow-hard to thank the current and future Coast Guard for their service. Obama not only is a cowardly figure ridiculed by former world allies but also the corrupt, treasonous face of an administration and Democrat Party desperately seeking to deflect attention to his numerous failures.
-----
How sad that these proud, young patriotic grads had to have our totalitarian communist emperor give their commencement address
----
Thus spoke a guy who kicks Mother Earth in the face every day with a carbon footprint bigger than the annual energy consumption of a working-class American suburb.
-----
And on and on
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 09:41 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2015 09:41 AM (xWW96)
https://youtu.be/NLy4cvRx7Vc
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 09:41 AM (blHar)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 09:41 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 21, 2015 09:42 AM (2cS/G)
GREEN JOBS!!!!!
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:42 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:39 AM (659DL)
it's hard to do that when you don't play that position
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2015 09:42 AM (0O7c5)
It's memorial day weekend starting tomorrow (thank god!) and it's 58 degrees right now.
It feels like Wisconsin down here this morning. Fucking awesome.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 21, 2015 09:42 AM (ZKzrr)
Greetings gentlefappers.
What fresh hell awaits us this fine day?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 09:13 AM (0HooB)
No fresh Hell. You'll get stale, smelly Hell and like it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 09:43 AM (lpeQC)
As ISIS marches, Obama tells military cadets that climate change denial is "a dereliction of duty."
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 21, 2015 09:43 AM (A98Xu)
and goats. It's mercifully short.
Enjoy - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMHniVpoIwA
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 09:43 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2015 09:43 AM (sdxPm)
This took place in the Golden Sewer of DC, so the death penalty is for the table. Hell, afaik, life without possibility of parole is off the table.
The best outcome we can hope for is that the cop who eventually corners the shitbird dumps a mag into him.
Posted by: Jaws at May 21, 2015 09:43 AM (Jktp1)
So much for obozo laser focus on jobs and such......
The Imbecile-In-Chief at it again.
It is a wonder that the cadets did not snicker or laugh at his climate change statements. Will talk about anything but his failed policies.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:43 AM (VPLuQ)
Did someone kneecap the teachers' union?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:44 AM (659DL)
Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2015 09:44 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Buddy Holly at May 21, 2015 09:44 AM (K94xl)
Should have gone into the crime-fighting field like his cousin McGruff.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2015 09:45 AM (zF6Iw)
Tough sons of bitches. Wonderful kids. Absolutely wasted on the current New Mission Agenda. No good can come of this.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 21, 2015 09:46 AM (xq1UY)
Another one that is well past it's sell by date is home solar power.
Too much fraud, and bullshit by marketers making it into the news.
And comments are trending towards 'This is bullshit".
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:47 AM (VPLuQ)
Boko Haram Uses 12-Year-Old Girl As A Suicide Bomber, Kills 7 During Attack On Bus Station
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 09:47 AM (fWAjv)
Fred McGriff did not win gold gloves in center field.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:39 AM (659DL)
Which doesn't even remotely begin to make up for the difference in what they produced at the plate. I'm not knocking Murphy. He was a fine player for a number of years, but he didn't age well. If I'm going to champion anyone's HOF credentials from that era, he's just not going to be the first guy I pick.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 21, 2015 09:47 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 09:47 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 21, 2015 09:48 AM (2cS/G)
A poem
Angst, angst, sweet, insufferable angst,
Daddy issues, mommy issues,
Tampon earrings, hold me.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 09:48 AM (wazcD)
But gay marriage, now that's something positive that will drive voters to the polls. Not a negative like fear of tens of thousands of Islamists.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton Supporter at May 21, 2015 09:48 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 21, 2015 09:19 AM (h4vJk)
Fuck you. You'll get the Easybeats' "Friday On My Mind" and like it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2015 09:31 AM
*racks brain*
I honestly don't know that one.
Enjoy the earworm, MP4. You're welcome!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 21, 2015 09:48 AM (h4vJk)
Daddy issues, mommy issues,
Tampon earrings, hold me.
And if you do, that's rape.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:49 AM (659DL)
Fred McGriff did not win gold gloves in center field.
Should have gone into the crime-fighting field like his cousin McGruff.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2015 09:45 AM (zF6Iw)
Or the tyrant-killing business like his Uncle Macduff.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 09:49 AM (lpeQC)
Posted by: a seagull at May 21, 2015 09:50 AM (kivUY)
I'll trade weather with ya!
It's a lovely 65 degrees.
So there are 9 weather alerts...it's probably nothing...
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 21, 2015 09:51 AM (0xTsz)
I see that one and raise you Red Rubber Ball.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbDKN0dk54M
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 09:51 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2015 09:52 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: RushBabe at May 21, 2015 09:52 AM (zdw2Z)
Posted by: Draki at May 21, 2015 09:52 AM (sJyVg)
Posted by: Rolling Stone at May 21, 2015 09:53 AM (VPLuQ)
CA farmers will give up 25% of their water allotment if the State agrees to leave the other 75% alone.
http://fxn.ws/1IQyHip
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 06:30 AM (GpgJl)
Suckers.Gun owners will give up small amounts of liberty if the State agrees to only levy reasonable restrictions.
Posted by: flounder at May 21, 2015 09:53 AM (ecDRv)
Posted by: zombie king macbeth at May 21, 2015 09:53 AM (kivUY)
Insert "Don't Pull Your Love" lyrics/mattress joke here.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 09:54 AM (659DL)
*no spiders*
http://tinyurl.com/m6wshra
http://tinyurl.com/m74oxlw
http://tinyurl.com/mpbot4r
Posted by: wrg500 at May 21, 2015 09:55 AM (sWgE+)
Someone needs to do a Nuffin family tree video like the Jack Schitt video.
Including Dindu, Dono, and their sister, Dincee.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:55 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 09:56 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 09:56 AM (kff5f)
http://tinyurl.com/khfk2bp
They may as well start wearing clown noses at the Pentagon under Obama.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 21, 2015 09:57 AM (BZAd3)
It's a lovely 65 degrees.
So there are 9 weather alerts...it's probably nothing...
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 21, 2015 09:51 AM (0xTsz)
Yeah....probably. But can you just stand in a doorway all day....just in case. I'm sure it's nothing though....probably.
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2015 09:57 AM (v0/PR)
Holy crap! I was just raped by a dolphin!!!
Posted by: a seagull at May 21, 2015 09:50 AM (kivUY)
Lighten up, Francis. Who HASN'T been raped by a dolphin?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 09:59 AM (lpeQC)
Apparently it was 52/53 when I stepped outside this morning. We're having some sort of cold snap before it starts raining again *eyeroll*
Posted by: Lea at May 21, 2015 10:00 AM (lIU4e)
I see that Dempsey uses the term "Setback" sort of like the Marines use the phrase "Hard Landing".
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 10:01 AM (VPLuQ)
Excuse me while I go bash my head against the wall for a few minutes.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 10:01 AM (659DL)
You, sir, are a caring giver.
That should get you one free pass on a single spider pic.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 10:02 AM (kff5f)
And comments are trending towards 'This is bullshit".
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 09:47 AM (VPLuQ)
Ah. Even more people who deserve to die via deprivation of medical treatment.
Posted by: Joss Whedon at May 21, 2015 10:02 AM (l3LvV)
Oooh.
A
number of conservatives have been puzzled by the left's simultaneous
defense of gay men and Islamists. The cognitive dissonance might belie a
deeper coherence: both Islamists and gay men aspire to separate men
from women, albeit in different realms, to the noted benefit of men and
to the obvious rejection of women as autonomous beings with dignity and
rights.
http://is.gd/65slIT
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 21, 2015 10:02 AM (ZKzrr)
Lead on, McGriff!
Posted by: zombie king macbeth at May 21, 2015 09:53 AM (kivUY)
Aaaaaack! Call it the Scottish Play!
HOT POTATO, OFF HIS DRAWERS, PUCK WILL MAKE AMENDS!!
*painfully pinches nose*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 10:02 AM (lpeQC)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 09:59 AM (lpeQC)
Mattress girl.
Posted by: flounder at May 21, 2015 10:02 AM (ecDRv)
petulant porpoise is not amused
https://twitter.com/phxazgrl/status/592451913171410944
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2015 10:03 AM (0O7c5)
American people now reject 'traditional' American values like marriage and children, and now baseball. Nontraditional values like gay marriage though... that's the ticket for voter interest.
Ted Cruz -- out of touch.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton Supporter at May 21, 2015 10:03 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 10:04 AM (blHar)
I saw posted to FB one of those mobile signs (the electronic ones). It was programmed to read
Screen 1: "To those who have been praying for rain:
Screen 2: "Good Job."
Screen 3: "(You can stop now.)"
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 10:04 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Country Singer at May 21, 2015 10:05 AM (8hctH)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 21, 2015 10:06 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker at May 21, 2015 10:07 AM (k8xvx)
I was glad the guy from Texas won.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 10:08 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 10:08 AM (659DL)
Linda McCartney sounded like a goat?
Posted by: mindful webworker - lower the road at May 21, 2015 10:08 AM (SAhpk)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker at May 21, 2015 10:07 AM (k8xvx)
Sorry. Forgot deodorant this morning.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 10:08 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 21, 2015 10:09 AM (0xTsz)
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 21, 2015 10:09 AM (0xTsz)
Not bad. It was vigorous enough that I put on the weather just to make sure there weren't any severe weather alerts.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 10:09 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 10:10 AM (0HooB)
The name itself is a giant hanging curveball the Horde.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 10:08 AM
I shit you not....in the matter I'm reviewing right now, borrower's name is "Horney" and judge's name is "Beathard". Have at it....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 21, 2015 10:11 AM (h4vJk)
Nah, it's only me. Sometimes I try to step into the heads of liberals and 'progressives' and try to figure out their cognitive dissonance. Then put it in their words.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 21, 2015 10:12 AM (xQX/f)
The name itself is a giant hanging curveball the Horde.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 10:08 AM (659DL)
This seems the place to note that I briefly dated a girl named Ginger Love.
And no, I don't know if she ended up as a stripper.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2015 10:12 AM (zF6Iw)
That's got to hurt
Posted by: wrg500 at May 21, 2015 10:13 AM (sWgE+)
HOT POTATO, OFF HIS DRAWERS, PUCK WILL MAKE AMENDS!!
*painfully pinches nose*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 10:02 AM
Early Blackadder reference for the win! *raises glass of Nurse Macready's Surgical Bruise Lotion*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 21, 2015 10:13 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
I am NOT touching any of that.
Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 10:13 AM (jWtyG)
Posted by: kandy kummings at May 21, 2015 10:14 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 09:59 AM (lpeQC)
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It is the duty of all Catholics everywhere to aid the release of Dolphins. Into the wild.
Posted by: Pope Francis' Dolphin Advisor at May 21, 2015 10:14 AM (FCsIb)
The article in the WSJ noted that participation in soccer and basketball is down too for kids.
But remember, the darlings might get hit with a pitch or kicked in the shin and we can't have that. The kids who are around are exercising their thumbs texting and surfing the Internet. Because nothing they find on the Internet will harm them, right?
Just what the ruling classes want: kids growing up to be blobs who sit and text each other and who are so obsessed with "safety" that they'll beg to be ruled.
Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at May 21, 2015 10:14 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 10:13 AM
Can't make this stuff up.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 21, 2015 10:14 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 10:14 AM (jWtyG)
Hillary ignores intel from the nation's intelligence services and instead runs with the story from Blumenthal,
http://tinyurl.com/m5rmdf6
But I'm certain that the crack Republican congressional investigators will get to the bottom of it.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 21, 2015 10:15 AM (BZAd3)
I do like 'Hell's Kitchen' and 'Kitchen Nightmares.' To an LIV, those are shows are entertaining because you get to watch a foul-mouthed British guy yell at people.
But Gordon Ramsay is a hell of a businessman, and if you pay attention, you can learn a lot about running a business and leadership from his shows. Much better than Donald Trump.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 21, 2015 10:15 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Dick Pound, Canadian Olympic Committee at May 21, 2015 10:15 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 21, 2015 10:16 AM (xQX/f)
>>BREAKING: US home sales tumbled 3.3 pct. in April as buyers faced shortage of listings, surging prices.
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 21, 2015 10:16 AM (0xTsz)
I was glad the guy from Texas won.
If he was truly a Texan, they wouldn't have found all of the bodies.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 10:16 AM (Yu+lt)
Posted by: Dick Pound, Canadian Olympic Committee at May 21, 2015 10:17 AM (kivUY)
Kinda cramped quarters, ain't it?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 21, 2015 10:17 AM (DT3rQ)
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"the nation's intelligence services" just weren't in the same league as Blumenthal. Much bigger dollars coming from him.
Posted by: Hillary's Foreign Policy Team at May 21, 2015 10:17 AM (FCsIb)
Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 10:14 AM (jWtyG)
I've known a:
Candy Beaver and a Virginia Hamm
Posted by: wrg500 at May 21, 2015 10:18 AM (sWgE+)
The name itself is a giant hanging curveball the Horde.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2015 10:08 AM (659DL)
This seems the place to note that I briefly dated a girl named Ginger Love.
I knew a girl in high school named 'Marcie Mohn' {pronounced "Moan."}
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 21, 2015 10:18 AM (O7MnT)
Pro tip: Never yell at and belittle a person who slices and dices for a living.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 10:20 AM (Yu+lt)
I've done that, too, just to sort of "taste the rainbow," of a world where everybody is equal, and nobody has to work because the state gives you everything, and your superior empathy to abstract people from different races and backgrounds makes you superior and enlightened.
It's kind of a high; I get why they want to feel that way all the time. But then I remember, it's all bullshit and will never work in the real world.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 21, 2015 10:21 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Dick Pound, Canadian Olympic Committee at May 21, 2015 10:15 AM (kivUY)
I know, right?
Posted by: Dick Swett, former NH representative at May 21, 2015 10:21 AM (zF6Iw)
I received an email from FCPS with an article from the WAPO about how aggressiveness on the playground is on the rise. They blame inactivity and stunted proprioceptive sense. This from a distract that only has PE twice a week. Here is the article. http://tinyurl.com/mk8g8co
Posted by: no good deed at May 21, 2015 10:24 AM (GgxVX)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker at May 21, 2015 10:25 AM (k8xvx)
Nah, it's only me. Sometimes I try to step into the heads of liberals and 'progressives' and try to figure out their cognitive dissonance. Then put it in their words.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 21, 2015 10:12 AM (xQX/f)
Nice job.
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 10:29 AM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 10:44 AM (iQIUe)
CA farmers will give up 25% of their water allotment if the State agrees to leave the other 75% alone.
California farmers are such ****ing suckers!
Posted by: Jerry Brown at May 21, 2015 02:11 PM (XO6WW)
We've been living with radio waves for 100 years and more. We have empirical evidence, and we have the laws of physics. Radio waves do not have enough energy to penetrate the skin, much less cause damage to anything underneath. There is absolutely no chance that they can harm you. It's basic physics.
I hate to say it, but the science is settled.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 21, 2015 02:36 PM (AIa9g)
Posted by: Hal at May 21, 2015 08:23 PM (nzmxZ)
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