Photoshop, Anyone? **CONTEST**

Photoshop, Anyone? CONTEST

The Autopen of the United States (AOTUS) made a few pretty good presidential P-shops, a couple requested by me.

I like this meme, where Obama the unserious, fluff-pop-talkshow celebrity (a role he really relishes) is having a good guffaw while disastrous historical events are occurring during (and because of) his presidency.

It's just so, *him.*

The media lost their minds over the optics of Bush's wartime golfing. But they won't say 'boo!' about the Obamas basically having one long party in office while genocidal slavery openly and confidently marches across the globe. But I guess you can only call upon someone to show a moral core when you know that they have one, right?

Here's one, with more below the fold.

Just too easy. pic.twitter.com/cJ98cN5He9
— AOTUS (@The_Autopen) May 20, 2015

~~This one is from the rape of the Yazidis, where a two-legged animal is selling a child at a slave market:~~

UPDATE: According to commenter Caiwyn, this picture has been misrepresented online as that of the child slavers but :

It turned out she was a contestant in a Koran-reciting contest and had just lost. The announcer was trying to cheer her up.

Which is a huge relief, if true. Other children are being sold, of course. But this one wasn't.

(h/t @laurww) pic.twitter.com/9PZo0q9acQ
— AOTUS (@The_Autopen) May 20, 2015

This one is along the same vein, but slightly more evil.

@laurww pic.twitter.com/9C4V2xG93K
— AOTUS (@The_Autopen) May 20, 2015

Hey, wanna play? Post your creations (from this meme) in the comments.
Let's make it a contest like back in the Olden Times. If you can find a bigger image or crop it so we can see it better, that would be great too.

There will be several totally awesome imaginary prizes. You won't believe all the stunning things I have no ability to actually give you! I will post winners next week. Yayyy!

UPDATE II: Thanks to garagelogician in comments; nice big original pic to work from at this link: https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8471/8077971985_867243d4b3_o.jpg

Posted by: Laura. at 01:29 PM

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1 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 01:24 PM (kff5f)

2 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 01:24 PM (kff5f)

3 I'll get the others.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 01:24 PM (kff5f)

4 In before the bitching about frivolity?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 21, 2015 01:25 PM (ZKzrr)

5 Downside of No-Script: I can't see any of the pictures without clicking on them.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 01:26 PM (kff5f)

6 Should have Letterman pointing to the pesky little part in the Constitution about the Separation of Powers.

Posted by: p-shop idea at May 21, 2015 01:26 PM (dkfG0)

7 Great. Someone should do ISIS beheading people.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 01:26 PM (zoehZ)

8 This reminds me of the lolterizt/lolbama thread over at IMAO. The possibilities are endless with TFG.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 21, 2015 01:27 PM (h4vJk)

9 Great. Someone should do ISIS beheading people.

Tossing homosexuals off of buildings.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 01:27 PM (kff5f)

10 Hilarious.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 21, 2015 01:27 PM (VAsIq)

11 It doesn't have to be this exact pic, guys. Any pic of O partying it up while the world burns will work.

Posted by: lauraw at May 21, 2015 01:27 PM (RYHoV)

12 Should have Dave pointing to a picture of Bitch McConnell and Agent Orange referring to them as "The Opposition".

Posted by: p-shop idea at May 21, 2015 01:28 PM (dkfG0)

13 Show a police funeral procession.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 21, 2015 01:28 PM (VAsIq)

14 One with Bill Ayers' FBI Wanted poster?

Posted by: Furious George at May 21, 2015 01:28 PM (UlJ3l)

15 We've missed your hump, LauraW.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 01:28 PM (0HooB)

16
Let's make it a contest like back in the Olden Times.

Rapiers at dawn, scoundrel!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2015 01:28 PM (JtwS4)

17 How about a stock photo of a mushroom cloud?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2015 01:28 PM (8ZskC)

18 I can't do photoshop. I could probably describe a picture Letterman would be holding while autopen laughs his head off, so I guess that means I won't get a fabulous imaginary prize, eh?

Darn..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 01:29 PM (1sJza)

19 That old thread was getting stale.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 01:29 PM (GpgJl)

20 >>>> a role he really relishes

Becoz he's a hot dog.

Posted by: Bigby's Twiddling Thumbs at May 21, 2015 01:29 PM (3ZtZW)

21 AllenG : Photoshop :: Someone unskilled : the thing they're unskilled at.

That was more pithy in my head.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 01:29 PM (kff5f)

22 LauraW!

You don't post enough.

Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 01:29 PM (GSTJs)

23 Your hump is looking quite lovely today, Laura.

Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2015 01:29 PM (AmN81)

24 LauraW should be required by Executive Order to make more appearances!

Posted by: President Phone and Pen at May 21, 2015 01:30 PM (FCsIb)

25 I would, but I can barely stomach looking at the SCOAMT.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 01:30 PM (OsWis)

26 A photo of two assholes sharing the same double ended dildo.

Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2015 01:30 PM (xWW96)

27 Picture of the Charlie Hebdo headquarters.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 21, 2015 01:30 PM (VAsIq)

28 ~~Rapiers~~ Hurler of metal-tipped wooden projectiles of your choice at dawn, scoundrel!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2015 01:28 PM (JtwS4)

I call the crossbow on this one.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 01:30 PM (kff5f)

29 It would be funny as hell, except he's likely to get us all killed.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at May 21, 2015 01:30 PM (iIzG7)

30 A photo of two assholes sharing the same double ended dildo.

Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2015 01:30 PM

Awww....a portrait of the First Couple.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 21, 2015 01:31 PM (h4vJk)

31 Provided, of course, it's already cocked and loaded.

Otherwise totally the longbow.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 01:31 PM (kff5f)

32 Foreign policy and military policy are boring to a community organizer when he can better LBJ with his "Great Boot On The Neck" domestic programs.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 21, 2015 01:31 PM (hLRSq)

33 Should have Letterman pointing to the pesky little part in the Constitution about the Separation of Powers.

Or just have him point to the Constitution itself.

Same difference.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 01:31 PM (0HooB)

34 Here's a funny one.

http://tinyurl.com/l2azj8w

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2015 01:32 PM (8ZskC)

35 A picture of Lois Lerner.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 21, 2015 01:32 PM (VAsIq)

36 I don't mean to dump on some solid parody, but that second image isn't a kid being sold at a slave market or forced into marriage. It turned out she was a contestant in a Koran-reciting contest and had just lost. The announcer was trying to cheer her up.

Not trying to make excuses for anybody -- ISIS are animals, to be sure -- but finding out that the image in question wasn't what people said it was... well, it was a load off my mind. That image haunted me, literally gave me nightmares.

Posted by: Caiwyn at May 21, 2015 01:32 PM (9TS9J)

37 "They thought they were gonna find Lois Lerner's hard drive"

"They thought they were gonna fine Hillary's server"

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 01:32 PM (le8re)

38 Lost my train of thought, forgot who I am, and do you know how long it takes me to photoshop something?

I'm just sorry I lived long enough to retire. This dang, dark cell in my neices basement doesn't have 'lectricity and my WiFi privileges are limited.

Posted by: Nathen Goespoorly at May 21, 2015 01:32 PM (zisR4)

39 Hard to laugh at this clown. Very hard to do.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 21, 2015 01:32 PM (+YMhA)

40 Hi guys! *waves*

I'm mostly a lurker these days. But thanks for the good words.

Posted by: lauraw at May 21, 2015 01:32 PM (RYHoV)

41 Went to the Twitter link and saw the story of the Cali flight instructor who stole an airplane, flew it out over the Pacific, and, disappeared.

First I'd heard it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 01:32 PM (LA7Cm)

42 In before the bitching about frivolity?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 21, 2015 01:25 PM (ZKzrr)

Just barely.

*holds up thumb and index finger close together*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 21, 2015 01:32 PM (hLRSq)

43 Picture of a burning CVS.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 21, 2015 01:33 PM (W5DcG)

44 I'm no P-shopper but I can supply ideas:

Pictures of the riots in Feragidshu and Baltistan.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 21, 2015 01:33 PM (TV9BR)

45
A copy of Mein Kampf.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 01:33 PM (St6BJ)

46 "Hard to laugh at this clown. Very hard to do."

Yes it is. But, sometimes you gotta laugh to keep from crying.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 01:33 PM (LA7Cm)

47 The ruins of the Benghazi compound.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 01:33 PM (kff5f)

48
There will be several totally awesome imaginary prizes. You won't believe all the stunning things I have no ability to actually give you! I will post winners next week. Yayyy!

Free hump?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 01:33 PM (lpeQC)

49 Thanks, Caiwyn, I will correct!! Wow, that is how it affected me too.

Posted by: lauraw at May 21, 2015 01:33 PM (RYHoV)

50 But they won't say 'boo!' about the Obamas basically having one long party in office while genocidal slavery openly and confidently marches across the globe.

Maybe that's because he's celebrating its arrival soon here.

Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 01:33 PM (jWtyG)

51 34 Here's a funny one.

http://tinyurl.com/l2azj8w
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2015 01:32 PM (8ZskC)

Yeah, hilarious.

Don't do that shit again.

Just don't need it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 21, 2015 01:34 PM (+YMhA)

52 Yes it is. But, sometimes you gotta laugh to keep from crying.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 01:33 PM (LA7Cm)

This. The gallows humor is sometimes all that lets me keep even the faintest traces of sanity.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 01:34 PM (kff5f)

53 National debt

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 21, 2015 01:34 PM (TV9BR)

54 Picture of a trainload of illegals headed north.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 21, 2015 01:34 PM (W5DcG)

55 Too many choices. ISIS, Benghazi, Obamacare, European Islamic Terrorism, Russian Expansionism, Chinese Agression, North Korean barky teacup Chihuahuaism.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 21, 2015 01:34 PM (YEelc)

56 This one is from the rape of the Yazidis, where a two-legged animal is selling a child at a slave market:

I can't even deal with this picture. God.

and this asshole is talking about 'climate change' being the biggest threat!

Posted by: Lea at May 21, 2015 01:34 PM (lIU4e)

57 **Inserts Picture of Obama accepting Nobel Peace Prize**

Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 01:34 PM (GSTJs)

58 There will be several totally awesome imaginary prizes. You won't believe all the stunning things I have no ability to actually give you! I will post winners next week. Yayyy!

Free hump?

On Rapey Tuesday?

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 01:35 PM (le8re)

59 Growing polar ice sheets.

Black unemployment rate

Labor participation rate

Price of hamburger

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 21, 2015 01:35 PM (TV9BR)

60 Hey, SMFH.
You have mail.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 21, 2015 01:36 PM (Fkihc)

61 Picture of a muzzie child holding up a severed head.

Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2015 01:36 PM (AmN81)

62 That was more pithy in my head.

Pith, or medulla, is a tissue in the stems of vascular plants. Pith is composed of soft, spongy parenchyma cells, which store and transport nutrients throughout the plant. In eudicots, pith is located in the center of the stem. You may continue.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's earpiece at May 21, 2015 01:36 PM (ZKzrr)

63 Don't do that shit again.

Just don't need it.

Forget the Alamo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 21, 2015 01:36 PM (W5DcG)

64 Obama's true face

*snipped by lauraw- he's enough of a jackass that we don't have to do that, Vic. Please.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 01:36 PM (GpgJl)

65 Huh.

I suddenly want tacos from Fuzzy's.

That has absolutely nothing to do with the content of this thread, and 100% to do with the fact it's past 12:30.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 01:36 PM (kff5f)

66 How 'bout a nice photo of St. Swisher? Or the riots in Baltimore?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 21, 2015 01:36 PM (+YMhA)

67
Hi guys! *waves*

That's a non-complying response to "show us your tits".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2015 01:36 PM (JtwS4)

68 and this asshole is talking about 'climate change' being the biggest threat!

Posted by: Lea at May 21, 2015 01:34 PM (lIU4e)

Barrack Obama starring in "Desperately Seeking Another Topic."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 21, 2015 01:36 PM (hLRSq)

69 "The thought of the FSA going back to work"

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 01:36 PM (le8re)

70 All those guys lined up on the beach about to get their heads sawed off.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2015 01:36 PM (mGBKM)

71
There will be several totally awesome imaginary prizes. You won't believe all the stunning things I have no ability to actually give you! I will post winners next week. Yayyy!

Free hump?

On Rapey Tuesday?

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 01:35 PM (le8re)

I don't want to live in a world where only one day a week is rapey.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 01:37 PM (lpeQC)

72 Barky's college transcript. Redacted of course.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at May 21, 2015 01:37 PM (X+nFp)

73 How about that picture of Malarias giant Kardashian-like ass in skinny jeans

Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2015 01:37 PM (2x3L+)

74 Picture of a trainload of illegals headed north.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.

Picture of children murdered by the coyotes hired to smuggle them over the border.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 21, 2015 01:37 PM (VAsIq)

75 >>In eudicots, pith is located in the center of the stem.

Eudicots is in Upstate NY, right?

Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 01:37 PM (GSTJs)

76 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHI!
*smooch*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 01:37 PM (OsWis)

77 63 Don't do that shit again.

Just don't need it.

Forget the Alamo.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 21, 2015 01:36 PM (W5DcG)

Not forgetting anything. That's the problem.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 21, 2015 01:37 PM (+YMhA)

78 but finding out that the image in question wasn't what people said it was... well, it was a load off my mind. That image haunted me, literally gave me nightmares.
Posted by: Caiwyn at May 21, 2015 01:32 PM (9TS9J)

Thank god that is a reality show and not real life, because I was having a reaction to that picture.

And I am off tomorrow so I really don't want to drop into the depths of depression today. I already have to deal with my family tonight...(Maybe I should stay away from Ace)

Posted by: Lea at May 21, 2015 01:37 PM (lIU4e)

79 How about a photo of Bibi glaring at the JEF while they discuss Iron Dome.

Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2015 01:37 PM (ty633)

80 Growing polar ice sheets.

Black unemployment rate

Labor participation rate

Price of hamburger

Chart of the labor participation rate.

Chart of inflation.

Chart of gas prices.

You know, we could literally do this all afternoon.

To prepare, I must procure Guinness. BBL.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 01:38 PM (0HooB)

81 WTF is that???

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 01:38 PM (OsWis)

82 A picture of Hillary holding on to her walker.

Posted by: MTF at May 21, 2015 01:38 PM (FCsIb)

83 I already have to deal with my family tonight...(Maybe I should stay away from Ace)

Jack & Coke.

Or, my wife's personal fave: Captain Morgan and Coke.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 01:38 PM (kff5f)

84 A picture of concentration camp survivors.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 21, 2015 01:38 PM (VAsIq)

85 Take that letterman pic, and squeeze the Michael Brown Memorial Plaque into the picture where letterman is pointing.

Posted by: Nathen Goespoorly at May 21, 2015 01:39 PM (zisR4)

86 Last weekend's Chicago Body Count.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 01:39 PM (kff5f)

87 I'm getting out of here before the goatse photos show up.

Posted by: wooga at May 21, 2015 01:39 PM (nrca1)

88 ((((lea))))

Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 01:39 PM (0O7c5)

89 How about the mohammed video filmmaker arrest. That was a moment of glory for the O'fuckstick Administration.

http://tinyurl.com/mhmkrgz

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2015 01:39 PM (8ZskC)

90 **inserts picture of Syria with a Red Line through it**

Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 01:40 PM (GSTJs)

91
Don't do that shit again.

Just don't need it.

Forget the Alamo.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 21, 2015 01:36 PM (W5DcG)

Not forgetting anything. That's the problem.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 21, 2015 01:37 PM (+YMhA)

To re-use an old saw about the Bourbons, lefties learn nothing and forget nothing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 01:40 PM (lpeQC)

92 A pic of George Zimmerman being shot at

Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2015 01:40 PM (2x3L+)

93 Uhhhh, guys; I think you were supposed to do an actual- you know- photoshop because otherwise the person who actually does what the contest stipulated will automatically win.....and why I won't. ;^)

P.S. This was NOT bitching about frivolity. I think the idea is actually clever. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 01:40 PM (1sJza)

94 I *Heart* Country Music Bumpersticker with Hillary's face on it.

Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 01:41 PM (CnmVh)

95 the bloody offices of charlie hebdo

the bloody hand print on the wall of the benghazi embassy

Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 01:41 PM (0O7c5)

96 Whew. No trolls over here. It's like opening the windows on a sunny spring morning....

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 21, 2015 01:41 PM (nqiq9)

97 Just a big ol' ugly pic of Mooch with her resting scowl, standing like a fishwife with her big fat feet spread apart and splayed out, wearing one of those picnic tablecloths she passes off as a dress, and a boob belt, natch.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 21, 2015 01:41 PM (+YMhA)

98 Eudicots is in Upstate NY, right?
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 01:37 PM

I thought it was in Orlando.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 21, 2015 01:41 PM (h4vJk)

99 My humble suggestions:

The picture of Chris Stevens during Benghazi.

The Flag of the United States.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 21, 2015 01:41 PM (wtvvX)

100 https://twitter.com/trueholygoat/status/601442390000291840/photo/1

Posted by: holygoat at May 21, 2015 01:42 PM (1p+iR)

101 Presidential Portrait of Valerie Jarret

Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 01:42 PM (CnmVh)

102 beheaded Christians

destroyed art

Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 01:42 PM (0O7c5)

103 Bush's 'Mission Accomplished' photo

And just to fuck with the muzzies - the winning entry of the Draw Muhammad contest.

Distribute amongst islamic twitter/facebook pages.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 01:42 PM (fWAjv)

104 Not forgetting anything. That's the problem.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 21, 2015 01:37 PM (+YMhA)

Indeed.

((((lea))))

Awww. At least their will be adorable moppets to play with!

Posted by: Lea at May 21, 2015 01:42 PM (lIU4e)

105 Need to move Obama closer to the desk.

Posted by: rob at May 21, 2015 01:42 PM (YOXUA)

106 I guess none of us can do photoshop then? Well, whoever shows up first with the skills has a bunch of ideas already

Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2015 01:43 PM (2x3L+)

107 Picture of Boehner.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 21, 2015 01:43 PM (nqiq9)

108 A picture of Ambassador Stevens.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 21, 2015 01:43 PM (VAsIq)

109 "I think you were supposed to do an actual- you know- photoshop"

Lead time. This is just the creative phase, tossing ideas around. The actual work will be done in #TwoWeeks.

Posted by: Nathen Goespoorly at May 21, 2015 01:43 PM (zisR4)

110 A picture of a casket with the American flag draped over it.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 21, 2015 01:43 PM (VAsIq)

111 https://twitter.com/trueholygoat/status/601443558977982465

Posted by: holygoat at May 21, 2015 01:43 PM (1p+iR)

112 this

http://tinyurl.com/krmtokw

Posted by: wrg500 at May 21, 2015 01:43 PM (sWgE+)

113 " I guess none of us can do photoshop then? "

Yeah, I'm out too.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 01:43 PM (LA7Cm)

114 I guess none of us can do photoshop then?

I can when I'm not at work.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 21, 2015 01:44 PM (ZKzrr)

115 I guess none of us can do photoshop then?

I don't have twitter. but I gotta run off and do some work anyways. Enjoy all!

Posted by: Lea at May 21, 2015 01:44 PM (lIU4e)

116 Guess holygoat is gonna win all the luxurious prizes.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 01:44 PM (fWAjv)

117 That man has six fingers on his right hand!

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at May 21, 2015 01:44 PM (CnmVh)

118 How about that pic of gays dangling by their dead necks from a crane in Iran?

We should celebrate our new alliance with the theocrats.

(I haz no 'shop skilz)

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 21, 2015 01:45 PM (bo7G7)

119 A picture of Fredo and Hillary from the ceremony when the bodies were returned from Benghazi and Hillary told the families the Feds would "go after" the Coptic video maker.

Posted by: MTF at May 21, 2015 01:45 PM (FCsIb)

120 or a picture of McConnell and Boehner

Posted by: MTF at May 21, 2015 01:45 PM (FCsIb)

121 116 Guess holygoat is gonna win all the luxurious prizes.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 01:44 PM (fWAjv)

Well, with a name like that, I guess he's always looking over his shoulder for a muzzie. Probably deserves a prize just for that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 21, 2015 01:45 PM (+YMhA)

122 A pic of Algore falling into a glacial cravass.

Okay. That would be pretty funny.

Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2015 01:45 PM (AmN81)

123 112 this

http://tinyurl.com/krmtokw

Posted by: wrg500 at May 21, 2015 01:43 PM (sWgE+)

I was thinking what a great thread for shenanigans

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 01:45 PM (fWAjv)

124
I would go simple: The sign would be a "hillary for prez" graphic.

Talk about your atrocities!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2015 01:45 PM (ODxAs)

125 A photo of one of Michelle Obama's nutritious hot lunch meals.

Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2015 01:45 PM (ty633)

126 "46
"Hard to laugh at this clown. Very hard to do."

Yes it is. But, sometimes you gotta laugh to keep from crying.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 01:33 PM (LA7Cm)"
It is easier to laugh when you have given up hope.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 21, 2015 01:46 PM (KDbAT)

127 A picture of a "Hillary 2016" sticker.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 21, 2015 01:46 PM (VAsIq)

128 A picture of Mattress Babe collecting he diploma from Rape U.

Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 21, 2015 01:46 PM (eOpVe)

129 Newspaper with the headline of the 2014 Republican takeover.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 01:46 PM (fWAjv)

130 A photo of Mooch tending her White House garden, back in the day.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 21, 2015 01:46 PM (+YMhA)

131 I was thinking what a great thread for shenanigans

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 01:45 PM (fWAjv)

Posted by: wrg500 at May 21, 2015 01:46 PM (sWgE+)

132 http://www.aeolia.net/legs/legsgal.htm

Julie Newmar.

You are welcome.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 21, 2015 01:47 PM (7ObY1)

133 How 'bout a pic of the fucktard himself struggling/unable to close an umbrella to walk through an archway?

Posted by: one last idea at May 21, 2015 01:47 PM (dkfG0)

134 Who's gonna be the first to link to a spider pic? Maddog here?

Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2015 01:47 PM (2x3L+)

135 A picture of Obumbles in mom jeans.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 21, 2015 01:47 PM (VAsIq)

136 The photo of a child being held at gunpoint before her beheading was copyrighted, so I'll take this one of Christians being crucified by ISIS.

http://bit.ly/1FqB4pJ

Posted by: RushBabe at May 21, 2015 01:48 PM (zdw2Z)

137 A photo of Harry Reid's bruised face.

Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2015 01:48 PM (ty633)

138 Wiener Dog in a Bun

Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 01:48 PM (CnmVh)

139 https://twitter.com/trueholygoat/status/601444941886164992

Posted by: holygoat at May 21, 2015 01:48 PM (1p+iR)

140 A graph of the unemployment rate for young male African Americans.

Posted by: River Guide at May 21, 2015 01:48 PM (RJMhd)

141 Here is a full-size image:
https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8471/8077971985_867243d4b3_o.jpg

Posted by: garagelogician at May 21, 2015 01:48 PM (W6jGg)

142 " Who's gonna be the first to link to a spider pic?"

Sorta OT but after all the camel spider talk the other day I looked them up. Never had before.

Sum. Bitch.

Those things are not of this earth.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 01:49 PM (LA7Cm)

143 Cubs World Champion Banner

Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 01:49 PM (CnmVh)

144 Sorta OT but after all the camel spider talk the other day I looked them up. Never had before.

Sum. Bitch.

Those things are not of this earth.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 01:49 PM (LA7Cm)

No shit. They look like the real-life inspiration for the xenomorph face-huggers.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2015 01:49 PM (2Ojst)

145 A pic of Bibi being escorted out the back door of the White House by the trash dumpster

Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2015 01:49 PM (2x3L+)

146 Someone said the Constitution already, right?

Right.

How about a folder that says TRANSCRIPTS.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 21, 2015 01:50 PM (mf5HN)

147 Those things are not of this earth.

Duh.

Posted by: The Chick Who Attributes Everything To Aliens at May 21, 2015 01:50 PM (ZKzrr)

148 If I had the Photoshop chops, I'd pick up on the photo which ran on Mooch's Twitter feed the other day, showing her during her gym routine.

The dumbbells that she was shown hoisting are honestly about THREE TIMES BIGGER than the ones which al-Buraq was secretly filmed "working out with" at his hotel in Europe.

The juxtaposition would be fun.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 21, 2015 01:50 PM (noWW6)

149 Rush is talking about this place right now.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 21, 2015 01:51 PM (78GBd)

150 rush is talking about aces post on David Letterman right now!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 21, 2015 01:51 PM (XrHO0)

151 O/T - Rush reading Ace's Letterman piece from yesterday.

Posted by: RushBabe at May 21, 2015 01:51 PM (zdw2Z)

152 --- Rush is talking about Ace (of Spades') piece on Letterman! ---

Posted by: Baldy at May 21, 2015 01:51 PM (sEXjW)

153 Had to use the crappy editing program at work

http://tinyurl.com/m4n663e

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 01:51 PM (fWAjv)

154 Rush talking about Ace of spades story on Letterman yesterday!

Posted by: ziiiiiggggyyyyeeeeee at May 21, 2015 01:51 PM (AsMdZ)

155 Rush covering ace's letterman piece!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 21, 2015 01:51 PM (z2qkx)

156 I think an appropriate picture of a scowling Winston Churchill would be a nice addition.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 21, 2015 01:51 PM (l3vZN)

157 Sounds like Rush is reading AceofSpades...

Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 01:52 PM (CnmVh)

158 Limbaugh discussing The HQ and the Letterman post from last night right now!

Posted by: The_Finn at May 21, 2015 01:52 PM (XRxxn)

159 Shit.

We don't have to wear pants for company do we?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 01:52 PM (fWAjv)

160 A picture of Obama trying to sink a freethrow.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 21, 2015 01:52 PM (VAsIq)

161 Bill Clinton's portrait by the fireplace under the shadow of Monica Lewinsky's blue dress.

Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2015 01:52 PM (ty633)

162 morons taking over limbaugh!

Posted by: exhippie at May 21, 2015 01:52 PM (9STDh)

163 https://twitter.com/trueholygoat/status/601446008464093185/photo/1

Posted by: holygoat at May 21, 2015 01:52 PM (1p+iR)

164 Yay Ace! Yay Rush!

Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2015 01:52 PM (2x3L+)

165 ATC - Have you seen this?

http://bit.ly/1GSonSq

Your wish come true, this September!

Posted by: RushBabe at May 21, 2015 01:52 PM (zdw2Z)

166 Ace,
Rush is reading your column!

Posted by: Carol at May 21, 2015 01:53 PM (sj3Ax)

167 20+ million just heard about this site for the first time, expect a slow blog today....

Posted by: ziiiiiggggyyyyeeeeee at May 21, 2015 01:53 PM (AsMdZ)

168 Pic of him exercising

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 01:53 PM (fWAjv)

169 Rush is talking about this place right now.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 21, 2015 01:51 PM (78GBd)

You can put pants on my cold, dead legs.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 01:53 PM (kff5f)

170

RUSH! You magnificent bastard!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 01:53 PM (St6BJ)

171 Ace posted a Letterman piece?

Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2015 01:53 PM (AmN81)

172

SNERDLY!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 01:54 PM (St6BJ)

173 Ace has made it to the big leagues. He's gonna be rich!

Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2015 01:54 PM (2x3L+)

174 171 Ace posted a Letterman piece?

Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2015 01:53 PM (AmN81)

Almost movie review length. Yesterday evening.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 01:54 PM (fWAjv)

175
RWC, your link doesn't work. You have to upload to a public space somewhere.

Posted by: Nathen Goespoorly at May 21, 2015 01:54 PM (zisR4)

176 The man is the most vile,destructive individual to ever hold the office.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2015 01:54 PM (mGBKM)

177

Wonder if Rush will discuss the David Letterman problem?

Surely one of the astute AoS posters will let the world know.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at May 21, 2015 01:55 PM (P330y)

178 I'm pissed that Barry made it about him when I crossed over! 7% African American and 100% asshole!

Posted by: Zombie BB King at May 21, 2015 01:55 PM (NPgvx)

179 174 171 Ace posted a Letterman piece?

Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2015 01:53 PM (AmN81)

Almost movie review length. Yesterday evening.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 01:54 PM (fWAjv)

In all fairness it was very well written.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 01:55 PM (St6BJ)

180 Terrible Seller-Child Arrived Poorly Packed and Not As Described- Avoid

Posted by: eBay Feedback at May 21, 2015 01:56 PM (CnmVh)

181 Rush mentioned Ace once before and we all went wild on said thread. Does anyone remember what that one was about?

Posted by: RushBabe at May 21, 2015 01:56 PM (zdw2Z)

182 Death by Bazooka Squad.

http://tinyurl.com/knbgdj8

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 21, 2015 01:56 PM (nDPoN)

183 In all fairness it was very well written.

Yep. Summed up my feelings regarding Letterman to a tee.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 21, 2015 01:56 PM (7ObY1)

184 Did anyone mention Rush yet?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 01:56 PM (LA7Cm)

185
Fuck. Just got cut off by the top of the hour break.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 01:56 PM (St6BJ)

186
By the way, get ready for more trolls and lurkers as Rush usually posts links to the articles he mentions.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 01:57 PM (St6BJ)

187 ATC - Have you seen this?

http://bit.ly/1GSonSq

Your wish come true, this September!
Posted by: RushBabe at May 21, 2015 01:52 PM (zdw2Z)

STOP IT WITH THE TAUNTING!

*sobs*

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 21, 2015 01:57 PM (mf5HN)

188

Hey folks, I'm on it like a fly on Hillary's fat ass.

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at May 21, 2015 01:57 PM (P330y)

189 Does this mean all commenters get a free 6 months of Life-Lock?

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at May 21, 2015 01:57 PM (sCHw2)

190 Dayum. Husband just sent me a text about Rush.

Guess we'll have to stop swearing for realz.

And wear clothes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 01:57 PM (FsuaD)

191 AceofSpades, you magnificent Ewok...
I read your Letterman Thread!

Posted by: Rush at May 21, 2015 01:57 PM (CnmVh)

192 In all fairness it was very well written.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 01:55 PM (St6BJ)

Definitely.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 01:57 PM (fWAjv)

193 Andy Levy last night, Limbaugh today.

If this keeps up, we'll have to start wearing pants and cleaning this place up.

I'm torn.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 21, 2015 01:57 PM (7ObY1)

194 I don't care who shows up, I'm not pulling out the good Val-U-Rite.

Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 01:58 PM (jWtyG)

195 Guess we'll have to stop swearing for realz.

F*ck that.

And see my previous comment about pants.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 01:58 PM (kff5f)

196 I guess the trolls will be visiting in force now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 01:58 PM (FsuaD)

197 190 Dayum. Husband just sent me a text about Rush.

Guess we'll have to stop swearing for realz.

And wear clothes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 01:57 PM (FsuaD)

As he read, he substituted "B.S." for "bullshit" and even said "he uses the actual word here."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 01:58 PM (St6BJ)

198 Bah,I'm all for the success of ace but I hate new people.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2015 01:58 PM (mGBKM)

199

Ace, we must raise the price of membership now that Rush has mentioned the blog.

Posted by: Ace's Accountant Shifty Goldberg at May 21, 2015 01:59 PM (P330y)

200 Ace has hit the jackpot. The money is gonna start rolling in now.

Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2015 01:59 PM (AmN81)

201 I read your Letterman Thread!
Posted by: Rush

You were first. Noob.

Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 01:59 PM (jWtyG)

202 the good Val-U-Rite.

I don't understand those words in that order.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 01:59 PM (kff5f)

203 https://twitter.com/patrickflynnart/status/601447508234010624

Posted by: Patrick FLynn at May 21, 2015 01:59 PM (i4inS)

204 By the by, the Letterman thing confirms the suspicions that someone on Rush's staff reads the HQ.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 21, 2015 01:59 PM (mf5HN)

205 NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!

Girlfriend of DC murder suspect Daron Dylon Wint, who lives in Brooklyn, told authorities he was planning on turning himself in

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 01:59 PM (fWAjv)

206 Back on topic, those pics of the SCOAMF and the asshole makes blood shoot out of my eyes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 01:59 PM (FsuaD)

207 Crap. Do we have to de-louse now that Ace is famous?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 21, 2015 01:59 PM (vgIRn)

208 The good side of dementia is I can go back and re read Ace's post as if I had never read it before.

Posted by: Nathen Goespoorly at May 21, 2015 01:59 PM (zisR4)

209 193 We'll have to do something about that smell...

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2015 01:59 PM (mGBKM)

210 Girlfriend of DC murder suspect Daron Dylon Wint, who lives in Brooklyn, told authorities he was planning on turning himself in

He dindu nuffin.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 21, 2015 02:00 PM (7ObY1)

211 Rush reads the part above the comments?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 21, 2015 02:00 PM (nDPoN)

212 We're gonna need a bigger Gerbil.

Posted by: Richard Gere at May 21, 2015 02:00 PM (CnmVh)

213
Julie Newmar.

Threadwinner!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2015 02:00 PM (JtwS4)

214 I've long suspected Rush ~~stole~~ borrowed content from the HQ.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 02:01 PM (FsuaD)

215 So....anything interesting going on Horde?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 21, 2015 02:01 PM (gW5Vg)

216

Rush sometimes posts to AoS under the assumed name of Rachel Madcow!

Posted by: The Snerdly at May 21, 2015 02:01 PM (P330y)

217 Does this mean all commenters get a free 6 months of Life-Lock?
Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at May 21, 2015 01:57 PM (sCHw2)

Cherry Coke. Everywhere.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 21, 2015 02:02 PM (mf5HN)

218 Does this mean all commenters get a free 6 months of Life-Lock?

Gift certificates for Ruth's Chris Steakhouse for all!

Posted by: Citizen X at May 21, 2015 02:02 PM (7ObY1)

219 Would have been way cooler if CBD had written that post.

Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 02:03 PM (CnmVh)

220 I have a quixotic quest to get Geraghty to add a (watch the comments thar be dragons) disclaimer every time he links to ace in the Morning Jolt.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 21, 2015 02:03 PM (mf5HN)

221 Guess holygoat is gonna win all the luxurious prizes.
Posted by: RWC

Well, with a name like that, I guess he's always looking over his shoulder for a muzzie. Probably deserves a prize just for that.
Posted by: tcn

Free bunghole replacement.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 02:03 PM (le8re)

222 Does this mean we have to hose out the barrel?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 21, 2015 02:03 PM (/2KMt)

223

I read AoS also, and it gives both me and Hillary very large boners.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at May 21, 2015 02:03 PM (P330y)

224 "Iraq will be one Obama's greatest achievements."

And BTW, where do they put the expiration date on the jars of paste?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 21, 2015 02:04 PM (TV9BR)

225 204 By the by, the Letterman thing confirms the suspicions that someone on Rush's staff reads the HQ.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 21, 2015 01:59 PM (mf5HN)

----------------

Oh shit. What if it's MUMR.

Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2015 02:04 PM (AmN81)

226 Gift certificates for Ruth's Chris Steakhouse air fresheners for all!

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 02:04 PM (le8re)

227 >>>Guess we'll have to stop swearing for realz.

And wear clothes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 01:57 PM (FsuaD)<<<

**starts tearing down cobwebs**

Guess I should help keep this place presentable.

Posted by: Wol-spider of Jane's house at May 21, 2015 02:05 PM (dkfG0)

228
Bah,I'm all for the success of ace but I hate new people.

Try them with the b�arnaise and a robust St. Emillion.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2015 02:05 PM (JtwS4)

229 It's Snerdley

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 21, 2015 02:05 PM (gW5Vg)

230 Ok, now Rush is just brown-nosing.

Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 02:05 PM (CnmVh)

231 And I can't get Rush on right now in NY/NJ. Stupid Mets game.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2015 02:05 PM (n65X7)

232
Pics in nic to use for you photoshoppers of isis selling women.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2015 02:05 PM (ODxAs)

233 We're gonna need a bigger barrel

Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2015 02:05 PM (2x3L+)

234 Loaded up to Flickr. https://flic.kr/p/thYT7b

I've got a few more in there too.

Posted by: bkeyser at May 21, 2015 02:06 PM (yGxlM)

235 Sounds like Snerdley reads at Ace...

Posted by: RushBabe at May 21, 2015 02:06 PM (zdw2Z)

236

"It really is good. It really is insightful!"

Rush Limbaugh

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 21, 2015 02:06 PM (P330y)

237 >>> that someone on Rush's staff reads the HQ.

Could be a friend. Probly Mr. Moo Moo since he's in the same tax brackett apparently

Posted by: Bigby's Twiddling Thumbs at May 21, 2015 02:06 PM (3ZtZW)

238 Okay Ace, don't let your head swell up too much. Rush just complimented you very well on his show right now.

Posted by: Corona at May 21, 2015 02:06 PM (4ugDk)

239 If this keeps up, we'll have to start wearing pants and cleaning this place up.

I'm torn.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 21, 2015 01:57 PM (7ObY1)

The hell you say...

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at May 21, 2015 02:06 PM (/2KMt)

240 As he read, he substituted "B.S." for "bullshit" and even said "he uses the actual word here."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 01:58 PM (St6BJ)

Knowing how... traditional... some of Rush's listeners are, I think it'll be funny if they start perusing the comments.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 02:06 PM (kff5f)

241 Rush just gave Ace of Spades a shout out! Woot Woot

Posted by: mjim at May 21, 2015 02:06 PM (65v4p)

242 He's still talking about AoS. Somebody wake Ace up.

Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 02:06 PM (jWtyG)

243 Guess I should help keep this place presentable.

Posted by: Wol-spider of Jane's house at May 21, 2015 02:05 PM (dkfG0)

*whips out flamethrower*

Now Rush is just sucking up to Ace. I can't believe I just typed those words.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 02:07 PM (FsuaD)

244 Great. All the newbies are gonna imbiggen the comments and do the cut and paste error. Maybe this is not a good thing for the blog

Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2015 02:07 PM (2x3L+)

245 he's an "original thinker"

Posted by: exhippie at May 21, 2015 02:07 PM (9STDh)

246 the eyes of America and the Whirled are on AOSHQ

Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 21, 2015 02:07 PM (eOpVe)

247 It turned out she was a contestant in a Koran-reciting contest and had just lost. The announcer was trying to cheer her up.

Afterwards, she was stoned as a heretic for not winning the Koran-reciting contest.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 21, 2015 02:07 PM (8hctH)

248 Who is David lettermen?

Posted by: Buffalobob at May 21, 2015 02:07 PM (rLiOe)

249 So....anything interesting going on Horde?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 21, 2015 02:01 PM (gW5Vg)

This and this

http://tinyurl.com/m35p3so
http://tinyurl.com/kg8ylxc

Posted by: wrg500 at May 21, 2015 02:08 PM (sWgE+)

250 Be prepared for the "Rush"alanche

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at May 21, 2015 02:08 PM (fLKzW)

251 The horde is about to get bigger

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2015 02:08 PM (pb5C2)

252 https://twitter.com/trueholygoat/status/601450021842616323

Posted by: holygoat at May 21, 2015 02:08 PM (1p+iR)

253 So I guess Rush will give the regular commenters free cases of Two if By Tea.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 02:08 PM (FsuaD)

254

The Smart Military Blog is edited by an "original thinker."

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 21, 2015 02:08 PM (P330y)

255 He is talking about ace right now.

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at May 21, 2015 02:08 PM (fLKzW)

256 [psst hope Rush doesn't figger out Ace is a Democrat now SHHH!]

Posted by: Bigby's Twiddling Thumbs at May 21, 2015 02:08 PM (3ZtZW)

257 Q: What was Ace doing when he had his 15 minutes.

A: Sleeping

Posted by: Mjim at May 21, 2015 02:09 PM (65v4p)

258 246 the eyes of America and the Whirled are on AOSHQ
Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 21, 2015 02:07 PM (eOpVe)

Best damn commenters of any blog anywhere, with the occasional post.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2015 02:09 PM (2Ojst)

259 i missed rush today........the hq was mentioned?

Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 02:09 PM (0O7c5)

260 well Snerdly reads AoSHQ, that's good. Rush was very complimentary! You're a Free-Thinker Ace!

Posted by: SpeciousImplausibility at May 21, 2015 02:09 PM (7Sht4)

261 do all these mentions on national radio mean we have to clean it up and ixnay on the obohay untinghay and alueritevay?

Posted by: the Butcher at May 21, 2015 02:09 PM (fUjxW)

262 wait until they try this...&&&

Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 21, 2015 02:09 PM (eOpVe)

263 ...

Got nothing. Back to writing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 02:09 PM (blHar)

264 I hope Rush's shout-out doesn't attract prissy scolds to the HQ.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 02:09 PM (FsuaD)

265 This calls for a celebration.

Monica, pass out the cigars!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 21, 2015 02:09 PM (CnmVh)

266 ATC - Have you seen this?

http://bit.ly/1GSonSq

Your wish come true, this September!
Posted by: RushBabe at May 21, 2015 01:52 PM (zdw2Z)

STOP IT WITH THE TAUNTING!

*sobs*
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 21, 2015 01:57 PM (mf5HN)

No, no, no. This sounds cereal. It may coincide with Yom Kippur -- the Day of Atonement. G-d has a dark sense of humor.

Posted by: RushBabe at May 21, 2015 02:10 PM (zdw2Z)

267

For this, I give a shit!

Posted by: Honey Badger at May 21, 2015 02:10 PM (P330y)

268 Rush mentioned Ace once before and we all went wild on said thread. Does anyone remember what that one was about?

Posted by: RushBabe at May 21, 2015 01:56 PM (zdw2Z)
IIRC, that was in the aftermath of the Boston Bombing when he was talking about "people on the internet" referring to the older brother as "Speed Bump."

Posted by: Country Singer at May 21, 2015 02:10 PM (8hctH)

269 Knowing how... traditional... some of Rush's listeners are, I think it'll be funny if they start perusing the comments.

*waves at the dittoheads*
Don't Google anything you don't understand.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 21, 2015 02:10 PM (ZKzrr)

270 oh he's still on....but we have an hour delay

Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 02:10 PM (0O7c5)

271 Now Rush is just sucking up to Ace. I can't believe I just typed those words.

O_o

Also- maybe now Ace will be able to afford the upgrade to Minx 0.8 beta.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 02:10 PM (kff5f)

272 264 I hope Rush's shout-out doesn't attract prissy scolds to the HQ.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 02:09 PM (FsuaD)

They won't last long.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2015 02:10 PM (2Ojst)

273 I didn't read the Letterman article. Was it posted in the comments?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 21, 2015 02:10 PM (nDPoN)

274 No need to thank me for giving a tip to Rush.

That Neil Peart is really something, eh?

Posted by: Brian Williams at May 21, 2015 02:10 PM (op9j/)

275 I hope Rush's shout-out doesn't attract prissy scolds to the HQ.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

We have repellent for that.

Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 02:10 PM (jWtyG)

276 I don't know if anyone has mentioned this, but I have a rather large penis.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 21, 2015 02:10 PM (OQ9R7)

277 264 I hope Rush's shout-out doesn't attract prissy scolds to the HQ.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 02:09 PM (FsuaD)

You forgot to type the word "more" in there.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 21, 2015 02:10 PM (gW5Vg)

278 I gave it a go

https://twitter.com/JasonChisel/status/601450076737708032

Posted by: Jason at May 21, 2015 02:11 PM (u/vNr)

279 I gave it a go

https://twitter.com/JasonChisel/status/601450076737708032

Posted by: Jason at May 21, 2015 02:11 PM (u/vNr)

280 275 I hope Rush's shout-out doesn't attract prissy scolds to the HQ.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

We have repellent for that.
Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 02:10 PM (jWtyG)

Namely, us.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2015 02:11 PM (2Ojst)

281 It turned out she was a contestant in a Koran-reciting contest and had just lost. The announcer was trying to cheer her up.

First prize: a suicide bomb vest.

Be glad you lost, honey.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 21, 2015 02:11 PM (oKE6c)

282 Not surprised at all that Rush an Snerdley read Ace. You can tell what websites Rush has been perusing by noting the emphasis he gives to certain stories. I've heard Rush say things in his opening monologue that I read an hour earlier on AoS. It's no secret. His "stack-o-stuff" is simply pulled from the 'net.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2015 02:11 PM (n65X7)

283
I'm reading Ace's movie review on Letterman and the whole first chapter is about Rush and how Rush was right about Letterman.

So not that random that Rush picked it up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2015 02:12 PM (JtwS4)

284

I will be commenting on the vulgarity of the conservative commenters on this blog, and why it should be censored by the Internet Police.

Posted by: Ron Fornier at May 21, 2015 02:12 PM (P330y)

285 276 I don't know if anyone has mentioned this, but I have a rather large penis.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 21, 2015 02:10 PM (OQ9R7)

If it's black, NipSip is going to be your new best friend.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 21, 2015 02:12 PM (gW5Vg)

286 Obama lying to the loved ones in the hangar after Benghazi.

You know cause he would think that was/is terribly funny.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 21, 2015 02:12 PM (TV9BR)

287 Actually ace embeds repellent usually at the tail end of a post.

Posted by: River Guide at May 21, 2015 02:12 PM (RJMhd)

288 Imagine buttoned-up Ditto Heads perusing the ONT.

*snort*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 02:12 PM (FsuaD)

289 Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2015 02:11 PM (n65X7)

So, Rush does show-prep for the rest of the media, and the Horde does show-prep for Rush?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 02:13 PM (kff5f)

290 Namely, us. Posted by: Insomniac

Indeed.

Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 02:13 PM (jWtyG)

291 257 Q: What was Ace doing when he had his 15 minutes.

A: Sleeping

Posted by: Mjim at May 21, 2015 02:09 PM (65v4p)

When Ace's train came in, he was at the airport

Posted by: the Butcher at May 21, 2015 02:13 PM (fUjxW)

292 How long until the state of the art blog technology is installed?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 21, 2015 02:13 PM (nDPoN)

293 288 Imagine buttoned-up Ditto Heads perusing the ONT.

*snort*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 02:12 PM (FsuaD)

Go long on fainting couches.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2015 02:13 PM (2Ojst)

294 SMOD in September? Just in time for the Labor Day weekend?

Well that blows out of the water all plans to watch The Last Unicorn in a theater.

*mutter-grumble*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 02:13 PM (blHar)

295 264 I hope Rush's shout-out doesn't attract prissy scolds to the HQ.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 02:09 PM (FsuaD)

Quick! Everyone put pants on!

Posted by: flounder at May 21, 2015 02:13 PM (ecDRv)

296 I hope Rush's shout-out doesn't attract prissy scolds to the HQ.

Like high school, they'll get shoved in the barrel, instead of lockers.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 02:13 PM (le8re)

297 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 02:12 PM (FsuaD)

Bwah-haaa!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 02:13 PM (kff5f)

298 I could swear, lately I think Ben Shapiro is following Ace as well. There have been multiple afternoons when Shapiro matches Ace's posts on the same day.

Posted by: fly gal at May 21, 2015 02:13 PM (8TdcF)

299 The first that comes to mind is that tablet filled with the image of an American flag.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 21, 2015 02:13 PM (1li1B)

300 We have repellent for that.

Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 02:10 PM (jWtyG)

Namely, us.

http://is.gd/x0uqDt

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 21, 2015 02:13 PM (ZKzrr)

301 Quick! Everyone put pants on!
Posted by: flounder at May 21, 2015 02:13 PM (ecDRv)

I ain't about to put on airs fer the likes o' them.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2015 02:14 PM (2Ojst)

302 My contribution: http://i.___ur.com/HTHn4LD.jpg

More to come later.

Posted by: garagelogician at May 21, 2015 02:14 PM (W6jGg)

303 Quick! Everyone put pants on!

Posted by: flounder at May 21, 2015 02:13 PM (ecDRv)

The hell you say!

Posted by: wrg500 at May 21, 2015 02:14 PM (sWgE+)

304 So, Rush does show-prep for the rest of the media, and the Horde does show-prep for Rush?

Yup. I've heard him repeat verbatim certain moron's comments. I'm not dissing Rush, but he's not a journalist. He's a compiler.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2015 02:14 PM (n65X7)

305 Knowing how... traditional... some of Rush's listeners are, I think it'll be funny if they start perusing the comments.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 02:06 PM (kff5f)

A little O/T, but back before Bella Pelosi rammed through OgabeCare, I used to go to DC with a carload of wimmins to protest it on the lawn. On one trip I sat next to a middle-aged woman I had never met and we chatted amiably in the back. She was on the quiet side and seemed quite buttoned up. We talked about web sites and I told her about Ace. I saw her a few months later and she said she now read here faithfully and loved it.

Posted by: RushBabe at May 21, 2015 02:14 PM (zdw2Z)

306 I guess the blog will get upgraded now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 02:14 PM (FsuaD)

307 >>276 I don't know if anyone has mentioned this, but I have a rather large penis.

How you doin'?

Posted by: hornyfemaledolphin at May 21, 2015 02:14 PM (CnmVh)

308 Pants? Are you being cis-normative patriarchy raping old scold?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 02:15 PM (blHar)

309 A picture of the fields of crosses at Normandy American Cemetery.

Posted by: Roy at May 21, 2015 02:15 PM (VndSC)

310 Yup. I've heard him repeat verbatim certain moron's comments. I'm not dissing Rush, but he's not a journalist. He's a compiler.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2015 02:14 PM (n65X7)

He says that flat out, he's an entertainer not a journaljizzer.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at May 21, 2015 02:15 PM (/2KMt)

311 It's a damn shame the ditto heads are gonna show up on a day without an epic Kaboom thread.

Those are truly some of the funniest things I've ever read.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at May 21, 2015 02:15 PM (X+nFp)

312 The people on The Five read AoS--while they're on the air. What do you think they are looking at on their devices??

Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2015 02:15 PM (n65X7)

313 If it's black, NipSip is going to be your new best friend.

If it's black, and ColdBeer1 isn't, his doctor will be his new best friend.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 02:15 PM (le8re)

314 Heh. Hey Dittoheads, you have to be a premium member to do this: &&&&&

.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 21, 2015 02:15 PM (7ObY1)

315 Yup. I've heard him repeat verbatim certain moron's comments. I'm not dissing Rush, but he's not a journalist. He's a compiler.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2015 02:14 PM (n65X7)

That's OK. Just providing a bigger megaphone is a major contribution.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 21, 2015 02:16 PM (oKE6c)

316 288 Imagine buttoned-up Ditto Heads perusing the ONT.

*snort*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 02:12 PM (FsuaD)
----------------------------
Heck - Memorial Day is right around the corner.
If any of them survive through the weekend, that'll certainly nuke 'em back to reality.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 21, 2015 02:16 PM (Fkihc)

317
I guess the blog will get upgraded now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 02:14 PM (FsuaD)

#twoweeks

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at May 21, 2015 02:16 PM (/2KMt)

318 Okay. Back on topic. Picture of Arlington Cemetery.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 02:16 PM (FsuaD)

319 Posted by: Country Singer at May 21, 2015 02:10 PM (8hctH)

Thanks for the reminder!

Posted by: RushBabe at May 21, 2015 02:16 PM (zdw2Z)

320 Ace has dialed back his profanity a great deal over the years.The commenters too.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2015 02:16 PM (mGBKM)

321 >> We have repellent for that.

*Slips on Chaps*

Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 02:16 PM (CnmVh)

322 goat.se

Posted by: Roy at May 21, 2015 02:17 PM (VndSC)

323 312 The people on The Five read AoS--while they're on the air. What do you think they are looking at on their devices??

In her head, Perino bleeps out all the sear words.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 21, 2015 02:17 PM (7ObY1)

324 313 If it's black, NipSip is going to be your new best friend.

If it's black, and ColdBeer1 isn't, his doctor will be his new best friend.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 02:15 PM (le8re

Well, there was that transplant over in South Africa...

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2015 02:17 PM (2Ojst)

325 sigh. SWEAR words.

Stupid fingers.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 21, 2015 02:17 PM (7ObY1)

326 A picture of the debt clock

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 21, 2015 02:17 PM (BZAd3)

327 " Picture of Arlington Cemetery."

ooooooooo............

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 02:17 PM (LA7Cm)

328 This blog software...is its Commodore-64 primitivism some sort of ironic statement? How delicious!

Posted by: Hipster who overheard Rush on the UPS driver's radio at May 21, 2015 02:17 PM (vgIRn)

329 Picture of Mooch in yoga pants.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 02:17 PM (FsuaD)

330 This isn't Normandy but the American Military Cemetery at Luxembourg where Gen. Patton is buried.

http://tinyurl.com/pjeontu

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 02:18 PM (blHar)

331 Heh. Hey Dittoheads, you have to be a premium member to do this: &&&&&

.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 21, 2015 02:15 PM (7ObY1)

and any want to ettes we need photos of you boobehs.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 21, 2015 02:18 PM (sWgE+)

332 Did Rush mention how wonderful the commenters are? If not, then, Pffft.

Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2015 02:18 PM (AmN81)

333 Picture of Mooch in yoga pants.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 02:17 PM (FsuaD)

dear god no...

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at May 21, 2015 02:18 PM (/2KMt)

334 329 Picture of Mooch in yoga pants.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 02:17 PM (FsuaD)

Michelin makes yoga pants now?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2015 02:18 PM (2Ojst)

335 310--I know, but calling himself an "entertainer" is his escape hatch. He wants to educate and enlighten, doesn't he? Again, not dissing Rush. He's earned everything he's got. But he's like Led Zeppelin. He riffs on other people's work....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2015 02:18 PM (n65X7)

336 308
Pants? Are you being cis-normative patriarchy raping old scold?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 02:15 PM (blHar)

'ettes can remain pantsless. Turn in your top, too, just for being insolent.

Posted by: flounder at May 21, 2015 02:18 PM (ecDRv)

337 "Picture of Arlington Cemetery."

That picture (everyone knows which one) of the Marine giving the folded flag to the little kid.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 02:18 PM (kff5f)

338 Ace has dialed back his profanity a great deal over the years.The commenters too.
Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2015 02:16 PM (mGBKM)

Didn't ace drop some f bombs on the front page recently?

By which I mean yesterday.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 21, 2015 02:18 PM (mf5HN)

339 nekkid Hillary

(sorry)

Posted by: Roy at May 21, 2015 02:19 PM (VndSC)

340

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 21, 2015 02:19 PM (/2KMt)

341 So, Rush does show-prep for the rest of the media, and the Horde does show-prep for Rush?

Yup. I've heard him repeat verbatim certain moron's comments. I'm not dissing Rush, but he's not a journalist. He's a compiler.

And they all copy from me.

Posted by: Michael Savage Weiner at May 21, 2015 02:19 PM (W5DcG)

342 Did anyone manage to slog through the Obama dialogue with Jeff Goldberg at The Atlantic?

I couldn't get past the nitro where Obama assures the world Iran won't squire nuclear weapons because his name is on it.

Posted by: River Guide at May 21, 2015 02:19 PM (RJMhd)

343 Heh. Hey Dittoheads, you have to be a premium member to do this: &&&&&

Or a cardboard level member with a hack.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 02:19 PM (le8re)

344 "Michelin makes yoga pants now?"

Goodyear. It's one of their old blimps.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 02:19 PM (LA7Cm)

345 338 It's much more occasional than it was.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2015 02:19 PM (mGBKM)

346 >>"Hard to laugh at this clown. Very hard to do."

Agreed, but TFG hates being mocked, and it is a particularly effective Alinksy tactic.

Don't have photoshop, but some suggestions (apologies is already mentioned):

- The 4 flag-covered coffins of the Benghazi victims
- Any of the Americans beheaded by ISIS (the orange jumpsuit/kneeling images they love to broadcast)
- Any business with the sign "Going out of business - Everything Must Go"
- Those lovely illegals giving the camera the finger that drudge has posted several times

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2015 02:19 PM (Y9Nf2)

347 Pictures of ancient antiquities being destroyed. Nimrud and Palmyra.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 21, 2015 02:19 PM (BZAd3)

348 Ace has dialed back his profanity a great deal over the years.The commenters too.

I guess I'm overdue for a PLR.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 02:20 PM (kff5f)

349 I guess the blog will get upgraded now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 02:14 PM (FsuaD)
***********
2 weeks.......

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at May 21, 2015 02:20 PM (fLKzW)

350 Didn't ace drop some f bombs on the front page recently?

We're allowed to use bad words if it's in context, or something.

So don't fucking use them fucking indiscriminately.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 21, 2015 02:20 PM (7ObY1)

351 Didn't ace drop some f bombs on the front page recently?

By which I mean yesterday.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 21, 2015 02:18 PM (mf5HN)

I do fucking believe that he fucking did.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 21, 2015 02:20 PM (gW5Vg)

352 He wants to educate and enlighten, doesn't he?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2015 02:18 PM (n65X7)

That's Beck's line, isn't it? "The fusion of entertainment and enlightenment."

Posted by: Country Singer at May 21, 2015 02:20 PM (8hctH)

353 Damn it.

Nitro should read intro

Squire should be acquire

Posted by: River Guide at May 21, 2015 02:21 PM (RJMhd)

354 "The commenters too. "

Sometimes it's more fun to dance around a word in stead of outright saying it.

And then other times you just wanna say fuck.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 02:21 PM (LA7Cm)

355 Where's Dr. Ruth? The commenters are copulating copiously.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 02:21 PM (blHar)

356 Patriot Act Filibuster?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 21, 2015 02:21 PM (nDPoN)

357 "Michelin makes yoga pants now?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2015 02:18 PM (2Ojst)"------------------
They have a "special tuck" pocket in the crotch.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 21, 2015 02:21 PM (TV9BR)

358 318
Okay. Back on topic. Picture of Arlington Cemetery.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 02:16 PM (FsuaD)

I was thinking that scandalous picture of the flag draped coffins of fallen soldiers coming home. He should be made to own his dastardly contempt for America.

Posted by: flounder at May 21, 2015 02:21 PM (ecDRv)

359 The twin towers burning on 9-11

Posted by: Roy at May 21, 2015 02:21 PM (VndSC)

360 Is is going to be rolling in Kaboom from the increased T-Shirt sales.

Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 02:22 PM (CnmVh)

361 Remember that photo of the JEF gazing at himself in a mirror in the White House?

Pic of that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 02:22 PM (FsuaD)

362 350
Didn't ace drop some f bombs on the front page recently?

We're allowed to use bad words if it's in context, or something.

So don't fucking use them fucking indiscriminately.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 21, 2015 02:20 PM (7ObY1)

351
Didn't ace drop some f bombs on the front page recently?

By which I mean yesterday.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 21, 2015 02:18 PM (mf5HN)

I do fucking believe that he fucking did.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 21, 2015 02:20 PM (gW5Vg)

Look, you fucking fuckers need to cool it with this shit or Ace is gonna go fucking nuclear.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 21, 2015 02:22 PM (/2KMt)

363 >>Yup. I've heard him repeat verbatim certain moron's comments. I'm not dissing Rush, but he's not a journalist. He's a compiler.

Geesh, he could at least mention who the commenter is. I hope he isn't stealing the funneh here and pretending he thought of it

Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2015 02:22 PM (2x3L+)

364 Those lovely illegals giving the camera the finger that drudge has posted several times

Speaking of illegals- caught this on the news this morning:

Apparently the city of Dallas invited the head of ICE to talk at some city meeting yesterday. That would be Obama's head of ICE, just to be clear.

She was heckled into silence (the illegal alien apologists literally shut down the meeting) over deporting "criminal undocumented workers."

That is: even TFG's policy position on illegals is too strict for illegal alien activists in Dallas.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 21, 2015 02:22 PM (kff5f)

365 And just like Led Zeppelin begat a slew of lesser bands, Rush has begat Michael Savage, Sean Hannity , Mike Gallagher and a horde of fakes and frauds...

Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2015 02:22 PM (n65X7)

366 >>>>We're allowed to use bad words if it's in context, or something.

So don't fucking use them fucking indiscriminately.
<<<<<

Fuckin' A.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at May 21, 2015 02:23 PM (MkQKr)

367 Back to the subject at hand.

The Bergdahl Rose Garden BS.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 21, 2015 02:23 PM (TV9BR)

368 Did anyone manage to slog through the Obama dialogue with Jeff Goldberg at The Atlantic?

I couldn't get past the nitro

Is that when it blew up?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 21, 2015 02:23 PM (W5DcG)

369 Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 21, 2015 02:13 PM (ZKzrr)

Perfect.

Posted by: RushBabe at May 21, 2015 02:23 PM (zdw2Z)

370 Nitro?

So The Atlantic has been subject to an NBC investigative report?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 02:24 PM (blHar)

371 Here's three that I've done:

http://phelps.donotremove.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Obama-Bmore.jpg

http://phelps.donotremove.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Obama-911.jpg

http://phelps.donotremove.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Obama-NC.jpg

Posted by: Phelps at May 21, 2015 02:24 PM (IE1yw)

372 Picture of one of Mooch's school "meals."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 02:24 PM (FsuaD)

373 Look, you fucking fuckers need to cool it with this shit or Ace is gonna go fucking nuclear.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 21, 2015 02:22 PM (/2KMt)

What's he going to do? Cuntpunt us?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 21, 2015 02:24 PM (gW5Vg)

374 It's a damn shame the ditto heads are gonna show up on a day without an epic Kaboom thread.

Or the halcyon days of pudding cups...

Posted by: RushBabe at May 21, 2015 02:24 PM (zdw2Z)

375 Look, you fucking fuckers need to cool it with this shit or Ace is gonna go fucking nuclear.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 21, 2015 02:22 PM (/2KMt)

Do they have to use fuck so much?

Posted by: That poor advertising girl that one time at May 21, 2015 02:25 PM (mf5HN)

376
Obama lectures U.S. Coast Guard Academy grads yesterday that climate change is our number one threat and not to react to it is dereliction of duty.

He blathered on about being on the deck of a ship and seeing the gathering storm clouds and crashing waves you have a duty to react.....what a putz.

Good riddance to two very unfunny, unkind men.

Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2015 02:25 PM (oiNtH)

377 https://twitter.com/trueholygoat/status/601454401912315905

Posted by: holygoat at May 21, 2015 02:25 PM (1p+iR)

378 Posted by: Phelps at May 21, 2015 02:24 PM (IE1yw)

Jeebus, that second one...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 02:26 PM (FsuaD)

379 Dittoheads, do NOT watch this video.

https://youtu.be/QlsSkHxG1xM

You have been warned. Attempt no viewings.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 02:26 PM (blHar)

380 347--Nimrod, Palmyra.
This stuff enrages me. That they destroy the remains and ruins of ancient civilizations shows they are uncivilized and should just be slaughtered like the animals they are.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2015 02:26 PM (n65X7)

381 Eh, the ideas are more important.

Who cares who gets credit?

Reagan has a quote about that.

Paraphrasing-a good man can accomplish a lot if he doesn't mind who gets credit for it.

Posted by: River Guide at May 21, 2015 02:26 PM (RJMhd)

382 Rush attracted an audience of loyal fans. I was a fan for fifteen years, three hours a day, five days a week. Sometimes altering my work schedule to listen to the show.

Then Obama came along, and I realized words were not enough. And here I sit, waiting for January 2017 to get here, as if things will be different.

Posted by: Nathen Goespoorly at May 21, 2015 02:26 PM (zisR4)

383 He blathered on about being on the deck of a ship and seeing the gathering storm clouds and crashing waves you have a duty to react.....what a putz.

Astride a high horse with his hair on fire.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 21, 2015 02:26 PM (W5DcG)

384 The Jordanian pilot in the ISIS cage en fuego.

Posted by: Roy at May 21, 2015 02:27 PM (VndSC)

385 Dittoheads, you guys need to google. Lemon Party and 2 Girls 1 Cup to get all the inside jokes here. It's required research to fit in here.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2015 02:28 PM (2x3L+)

386 A lot of these are really good.

Posted by: lauraw at May 21, 2015 02:28 PM (RYHoV)

387 JoeF, the followers of Islam are told their religion is perfection. Hence all others must be eradicated.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 02:28 PM (blHar)

388 Yes. The Bergdahl Rose Garden picture with weird beard speaking arabic and smiling dumbass JEF standing behind him nodding approvingly. Sums up his regime quite accurately

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at May 21, 2015 02:28 PM (fLKzW)

389 I'm torn between reminding newbies of Rules for Morons Number One and urging them to follow HR's sage advice.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 21, 2015 02:28 PM (mf5HN)

390 Phelps, excellent, do one of the burning CVS store in Baltimore.

Posted by: Nathen Goespoorly at May 21, 2015 02:29 PM (zisR4)

391 Corgis...

Nude post. Its HucksterBee so down twinkles.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 02:29 PM (blHar)

392 It took forever for me to get the courage to post here. The Horde skeered me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 02:29 PM (FsuaD)

393 Let's try this again.

https://flic.kr/p/soxoNg

Posted by: garagelogician at May 21, 2015 02:29 PM (W6jGg)

394 JoeF, the followers of Islam are told their religion is perfection. Hence all others must be eradicated.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 02:28 PM (blHar)

Sterilize! Sterilize!

Posted by: Nomad at May 21, 2015 02:29 PM (W5DcG)

395 Rush had a glittering jewel early in the show as well. He was covering the Mark Halperin "Hillary Focus Group," and they couldn't come up with one accomplishment while she was SoS, to which he exasperatedly said, "How can people be so dumb when I'm on the radio every day?"

Posted by: RushBabe at May 21, 2015 02:30 PM (zdw2Z)

396 Ooh, some Rush attention?

Rush is not a journalist, but he does excellent research to put things in better context (to destroy how the MSM/Dems have framed an issue/interpreted an event), and he provides valuable insight/analysis of how the Left thinks.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2015 02:30 PM (Y9Nf2)

397 Letterman holding this picture:

Kittymudface.tumblr.com/image/86020692446

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 21, 2015 02:30 PM (+jijM)

398 Letterman holding this picture:

Kittymudface.tumblr.com/image/86020692446

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 21, 2015 02:30 PM (+jijM)

399 If we have Dittoheads being exposes to the Horde for the first time, AtC should repost her epic rant from yesterday.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState&&&&&&& at May 21, 2015 02:30 PM (h4vJk)

400 Anna

More like CNN, all pot all the time.

Yesterday someone asked if there are any real journalists left and I thou of Nic Robertson but he essentially gets buried under crap at CNN.

Posted by: River Guide at May 21, 2015 02:31 PM (RJMhd)

401 >>>Geesh, he could at least mention who the commenter
is. I hope he isn't stealing the funneh here and pretending he thought
of it

Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2015 02:22 PM (2x3L+)<<<

It'd be hilarious if he was to credit someone like Charlie Brown's Dildo, or Mary Poppins Practically Perfect Piercing, or one of the Michelle Obama/ValJar Landing Strip socks, Anderson Cooper's Sausages, etc, etc.

Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy at May 21, 2015 02:31 PM (dkfG0)

402 Crap. Off, &&&&s.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 21, 2015 02:31 PM (h4vJk)

403
garagelogician

Perfect!

Posted by: Nathen Goespoorly at May 21, 2015 02:31 PM (zisR4)

404 RedMindBlueState need some toilet paper there?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 02:32 PM (blHar)

405 It'd be hilarious if he was to credit someone like Charlie Brown's Dildo, or Mary Poppins Practically Perfect Piercing, or one of the Michelle Obama/ValJar Landing Strip socks, Anderson Cooper's Sausages, etc, etc.

Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy at May 21, 2015 02:31 PM (dkfG0)
The latest oppressed womyn's solid gold diaphragm

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at May 21, 2015 02:34 PM (X+nFp)

406 Dittoheads, you guys need to google. Lemon Party and 2 Girls 1 Cup to get all the inside jokes here. It's required research to fit in here.

And Cake Girl.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 02:34 PM (le8re)

407 What is that ? A graph of the Bush economy? What a joke Bush really was compared to our President of Color. Bush lied and America Died !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 21, 2015 02:35 PM (lNSdJ)

408 Bless your heart Mary from VT.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 02:36 PM (blHar)

409 406 Dittoheads, you guys need to google. Lemon Party and 2 Girls 1 Cup to get all the inside jokes here. It's required research to fit in here.

And Cake Girl.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 02:34 PM (le8re)

Blue waffle

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 02:41 PM (fWAjv)

410 https://twitter.com/trueholygoat/status/601458462548054018/photo/1

Posted by: holygoat at May 21, 2015 02:42 PM (1p+iR)

411 When I see the acronym AOTUS I think "Asshole" (i.e., Obama) rather than "Autopen." Is this just me?

Posted by: granular at May 21, 2015 02:48 PM (OtpWV)

412 AtC should repost her epic rant from yesterday

I missed an epic rant?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 21, 2015 02:49 PM (ZKzrr)

413 http://tinyurl.com/membrqk

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 21, 2015 02:54 PM (BZAd3)

414 >Great. Someone should do ISIS beheading people.

https://alfter.us/wp/?attachment_id=3910

As a bonus I didn't discover until visiting the link, the description in the metadata added by the White House survived the trip through the GIMP.

Posted by: salfter at May 21, 2015 02:55 PM (kmvkg)

415 http://tinyurl.com/n2epd3u

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 21, 2015 02:56 PM (BZAd3)

416 "380
347--Nimrod, Palmyra.

This stuff enrages me. That they destroy the remains and ruins of
ancient civilizations shows they are uncivilized and should just be
slaughtered like the animals they are.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2015 02:26 PM (n65X7)"

Animals is not really an accurate description.

I think that it is a better analogy to think of them sort of like the Walking Dead. In that TV show it is a virus that changes human beings into those dangerous creatures. What the ISIS people suffer from is sort of like a computer virus that runs in people's brains.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 21, 2015 03:10 PM (KDbAT)

417 Hope and Change

http://tinyurl.com/nx4s5sm

Posted by: Miracle Max! at May 21, 2015 04:16 PM (RSBhX)

418 "The classic time closet liberal David Letterman surprised President Obama with a photo of the #DemocratHumanCentipede" https://twitter.com/PeeteySDee/status/601508830497898496

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at May 21, 2015 06:03 PM (B77dy)

419 @The_Autopen
Obama shown man bear pig
http://tinyurl.com/mqr7rmb

Posted by: bour3 at May 21, 2015 09:57 PM (5x3+2)

420 @The_Autopen
Obama the hovering diver shown ISIS
http://tinyurl.com/kkmzk28

Posted by: bour3 at May 21, 2015 09:59 PM (5x3+2)

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