Late Zero Content Overnight Open Thread

Sorry!

Posted by: Ace at 11:05 PM

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1 There was nothing interesting, so I deleted everything.

Posted by: Hillary! at May 14, 2015 11:06 PM (FcR7P)

2 Is this a Moron micro-aggression?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2015 11:06 PM (u82oZ)

3 tl;dr

Posted by: mindful webworker - concisely at May 14, 2015 11:06 PM (ACs58)

4 1 Good one!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2015 11:07 PM (u82oZ)

5 Not much to add.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 14, 2015 11:07 PM (l3vZN)

6 Could've been first, but I stopped to read the content.

Posted by: PabloD at May 14, 2015 11:07 PM (roESk)

7 Yikes!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 14, 2015 11:07 PM (T1005)

8 Sometimes sorry just doesn't cut it. I am not sure if this is one of those times

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 14, 2015 11:08 PM (mEQNW)

9 The content of this ONT has been confiscated.

/s/
FEC Narrative Compliance Board

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2015 11:08 PM (u82oZ)

10 *bangs head into keyboard*

They are going to remake The Craft.

Time for music then - https://youtu.be/UmgBRYMFodk

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 14, 2015 11:08 PM (68qdQ)

11 Sorry? Sorry is an ONT?

What's happened to the blog I used to know?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2015 11:08 PM (2AlPN)

12 Oh well. Thanks for the fresh thread though, ace!

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 11:08 PM (AkOaV)

13 "Sorry!"

Parchisi.

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at May 14, 2015 11:09 PM (MueqE)

14 So the content tonight is non partisan news from George Stephanopolous?

Posted by: Robinson at May 14, 2015 11:09 PM (+exqw)

15 naked and afraid is on. is that the show we're not supposed to watch?

Posted by: emily post at May 14, 2015 11:09 PM (CrYC8)

16 Somebody beat me to the TL;DR.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2015 11:09 PM (o68RC)

17 The correct formulation is, "I apologize to anyone who was offended by my piss-poor excuse for an ONT."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2015 11:10 PM (2AlPN)

18 The last time this happened the person doing the ONT went to Iceland.

So where are YOU going Ace?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 14, 2015 11:10 PM (zRby/)

19 Did Maet come down with Howling Icelandic Fever?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 14, 2015 11:10 PM (mEQNW)

20 Man gets prison sentence for collecting rainwater on his own property:

https://tinyurl.com/mhdyvz8

One of the reasons that people risked everything to come to this country, was the promise of owning property - private property - to be lord of one's own property.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb - It's time to act. at May 14, 2015 11:10 PM (BZAd3)

21 Awesome!!!

The ONT ration has doubled!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 14, 2015 11:10 PM (XAFOu)

22 Darn, I was going to enjoy reading this all night

Posted by: Tominca at May 14, 2015 11:10 PM (Zy7Sb)

23 And nobody has still answered my math question from the last thread.

Posted by: Old Blue at May 14, 2015 11:10 PM (9iR5/)

24 There was nothing interesting, so I deleted everything.

Posted by: Hillary! at May 14, 2015 11:06 PM (FcR7P)

Claim there is no evidence, when you have destroyed the evidence. And, old news.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 14, 2015 11:10 PM (8zCR+)

25 Notfirst!

Now to go read the content...

...crap.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at May 14, 2015 11:10 PM (m9V0o)

26 I can't get the content to load. Must be a browser problem.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 14, 2015 11:10 PM (NeFrd)

27 Carryover:

"Can't wait until the bastards F up 'Big Trouble in Little China.'

I will refuse to watch even a bootleg copy.
"

If those bunch of muthers....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2015 11:10 PM (+/L12)

28 Mailing it in
Isnt this too the story of Obama ?

Posted by: Mccool at May 14, 2015 11:11 PM (PhpHA)

29 14 So the content tonight is non partisan news from George Stephanopolous?
Posted by: Robinson at May 14, 2015 11:09 PM (+exqw)

Along with Chrissy Matthews. He contributed this gem to the Amtrak debate today:

Chris Matthews: Republicans View Hispanics Like They View Amtrak Trains

http://tinyurl.com/q72jkoc

Posted by: Thrawn at May 14, 2015 11:11 PM (wZ2hu)

30 I suppose eleven is happier than a pig in mud

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 14, 2015 11:11 PM (mEQNW)

31 There was NO trigger warning at all..., none. This just isn't right.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2015 11:11 PM (n6Nt0)

32 Posted by: LoneStarHeeb - It's time to act. at May 14, 2015 11:10 PM (BZAd3)

On that subject, did anyone see this stossel article at reason?

Thought he had a great thesis here.

http://tinyurl.com/llprqf7

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 11:11 PM (AkOaV)

33 I still can.

Posted by: Tominca at May 14, 2015 11:11 PM (Zy7Sb)

34 I was partial to chutes and ladders myself.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 14, 2015 11:11 PM (zRby/)

35 So, a patriarchal movie review of Mad Max. Nice.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 14, 2015 11:11 PM (XAFOu)

36 "I can't get the content to load."

Stop. Just, stop.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2015 11:11 PM (+/L12)

37 "Sorry!"

Parchisi.

Yahtzee!!!!!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at May 14, 2015 11:11 PM (m9V0o)

38 Oh, is it pledge drive week already? I suppose I can upgrade from cardboard to wax paper membership this month.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 14, 2015 11:11 PM (Lqb+9)

39 Zero Content? I got what I paid for.

Posted by: Luap Nor,value shopper at May 14, 2015 11:11 PM (GoyxN)

40 There is no ONT, only Zuul!

Posted by: Dana Barrett at May 14, 2015 11:12 PM (+1T7c)

41 One of the reasons that people risked everything to come to this country, was the promise of owning property - private property - to be lord of one's own property.

I always wanted to see Montana.

Posted by: Capt. Vasili Borodin at May 14, 2015 11:12 PM (2AlPN)

42 Less is more. Love is hate.

Posted by: freaked at May 14, 2015 11:12 PM (JdEZJ)

43 Someone deflated the ONT of it's content.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2015 11:12 PM (o68RC)

44 Here Vasili, have a rabbit.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 14, 2015 11:12 PM (68qdQ)

45 View the content:

http://tinyurl.com/oqamnlg

Posted by: Vendette at May 14, 2015 11:12 PM (TEpA2)

46 So I'm watching one of the X-men movies, and it occurs to me that that there is something proudly wrong with the notion of genetically superior superheros persecuted by the normals.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2015 11:12 PM (5LOno)

47 13 "Sorry!"

Parchisi.
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at May 14, 2015 11:09 PM (MueqE)

YAHTZEE!!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 14, 2015 11:13 PM (XAFOu)

48 wow
there's more content than Jay Cutler has awards

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 14, 2015 11:13 PM (ijds3)

49 "Did Maet come down with Howling Icelandic Fever?"

Dip your carrot overseas, you never know.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2015 11:13 PM (+/L12)

50 Oh shit! The Boss is here. Everybody look busy!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 14, 2015 11:13 PM (XrHO0)

51 ... i think they told us not to watch that.

Posted by: emily post at May 14, 2015 11:13 PM (CrYC8)

52 Is this thread incontinent or uncontinent?

Posted by: Tominca at May 14, 2015 11:13 PM (Zy7Sb)

53 "Did Maet come down with Howling Icelandic Fever?"
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 14, 2015 11:10 PM (mEQNW)

That's the nicest derivative of "crotch-rot", to which, I've ever been privy.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 14, 2015 11:13 PM (OQ9R7)

54 KHHAAAANNNNNNN tent!!!!!!!

Posted by: eman at May 14, 2015 11:13 PM (MQEz6)

55 Republicans View Hispanics Like They View Amtrak Trains

*****

If you don't supervise them properly they'll plow into your yard and dig up all your begonias?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 14, 2015 11:13 PM (NeFrd)

56 Refund?

Posted by: eman at May 14, 2015 11:13 PM (MQEz6)

57 Chris Matthews: Republicans View Hispanics Like They View Amtrak Trains
***
As something or someone that is perfectly fine as long as they are paying their own way?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2015 11:14 PM (5LOno)

58 Republicans View Hispanics Like They View Amtrak Trains

I have yet to see an Amtrak train that wouldn't make a total hash of my boxwood hedge.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2015 11:14 PM (2AlPN)

59 ... or maybe it was all television (shudder).

Posted by: emily post at May 14, 2015 11:14 PM (CrYC8)

60 Heh. There are no ferunds.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2015 11:14 PM (+/L12)

61 Oh, is it pledge drive week already? I suppose I can upgrade from cardboard to wax paper membership this month.
Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times

The AoSHQ has determined that all your wax paper needs can be met at the nearest corporate park bathroom stall.

Posted by: Not the AoSHQ MGT. at May 14, 2015 11:14 PM (uctT+)

62 division by zero error.

restart universe +++++++

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 14, 2015 11:14 PM (zRby/)

63 Okay Horde, several nights ago I floated a story idea. About Reyna, 'raptors, and even an iWatch.

Should I even bother to write it?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 14, 2015 11:14 PM (68qdQ)

64 Someone deflated the ONT of it's content.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2015 11:12 PM (o68RC)

I have no text messages to share on the subject.

Posted by: Tom in New England. at May 14, 2015 11:15 PM (Lqb+9)

65 We got what we paid for.

Posted by: Iblis at May 14, 2015 11:15 PM (DeiiO)

66 Saw "Fury Road". Mad Max is the sidekick in a Charlize Theron movie.

To give you an idea: when Max misses two shots, Furiosa has Max kneel so Furiosa can rest the rifle on Max's shoulder and take the shot. Furiosa, of course, makes the shot.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 14, 2015 11:15 PM (J0eTB)

67 Oh, oh. An Ace ONT.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2015 11:15 PM (kivUY)

68 I was hoping to own Australia myself.

Posted by: Lex Luthor at May 14, 2015 11:15 PM (J0IP0)

69 44 Here Vasili, have a rabbit.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 14, 2015 11:12 PM (68qdQ

Good. You distract him with rabbits while me and his round American wife scamper to the woodshed.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 14, 2015 11:15 PM (XAFOu)

70 Punching up as always I see.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 14, 2015 11:15 PM (dvoaF)

71 i think i'll watch it anyway. don't tell anyone.

Posted by: emily post at May 14, 2015 11:15 PM (CrYC8)

72 Does Amtrak have to be paid in cash?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2015 11:15 PM (n6Nt0)

73 If they can make self driving cars; why not self driving lawnmowers?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2015 11:15 PM (o68RC)

74 Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 14, 2015 11:13 PM (OQ9R7)

Fist bump CB1

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 14, 2015 11:16 PM (mEQNW)

75 Was starting to get worried that riots would start and we'd be left with a 2003-era website...... oh wait.......

Posted by: pookysgirl can walk (in a pool) at May 14, 2015 11:16 PM (a/Qac)

76 Chris Matthews: Republicans View Hispanics Like They View Amtrak Trains

Going too fast?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 14, 2015 11:16 PM (W5DcG)

77 Cubs pull off sweep of the Mets. 4 games over 500 after 34 Games!!

Playoffs at least!!

Posted by: Luap Nor,value shopper at May 14, 2015 11:16 PM (GoyxN)

78 Okay who is the Latin wonk. For a female Empress, how would one conjugate Imperator? And Furiosa? Furious or a Fury?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 14, 2015 11:16 PM (68qdQ)

79 "Should I even bother to write it?"

You did what?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2015 11:16 PM (+/L12)

80 23 And nobody has still answered my math question from the last thread.

See my 437 on the previous thread:

a = 0.4 m/sec^2

Unless I dropped a decimal someplace

Posted by: Fox2! at May 14, 2015 11:16 PM (qg2Qe)

81 @66

Other than they have completely destroyed the mad max mythos it seems, was the film any good?

Posted by: Kreplach at May 14, 2015 11:17 PM (dvoaF)

82 "Going too fast?"

No, talking too fast. Can you keep up with all?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2015 11:17 PM (+/L12)

83 Ariva undelay undelay capa capa.

Posted by: Amtrak at May 14, 2015 11:17 PM (o68RC)

84 67 Oh, oh. An Ace ONT.
Posted by: andycanuck at May

My money is he is gone, f*cking off on Twitter, guzzling value-rite

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 14, 2015 11:17 PM (mEQNW)

85 Oh, oh. An Ace ONT.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2015 11:15 PM (kivUY)

******

Yep.

*Kicks a rock and saunters down the path, whistling*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 14, 2015 11:17 PM (XrHO0)

86 If they can make self driving cars; why not self driving lawnmowers?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2015 11:15 PM (o68RC)

They already have those. I saw one once. Solar powered little thing like an outdoor Roomba.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 14, 2015 11:17 PM (W5DcG)

87 If they can make self driving cars; why not self driving lawnmowers?
Posted by: Boss Moss
-------------

Done. Decades ago. Follows buried wire.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2015 11:17 PM (n6Nt0)

88 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 14, 2015 11:17 PM (UVfht)

89 Okay Horde, several nights ago I floated a story idea. About Reyna, 'raptors, and even an iWatch.Should I even bother to write it?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 14, 2015 11:14 PM

Does the chick get her gear off?

Posted by: otho at May 14, 2015 11:17 PM (tBSrv)

90 First time they swept the Mets since 92.

Posted by: Luap Nor,it might be! it could be!! at May 14, 2015 11:17 PM (GoyxN)

91 "And nobody has still answered my math question from the last thread.

See my 437 on the previous thread".

No.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 14, 2015 11:18 PM (OQ9R7)

92 There is no Amtrak, only Zuul!

Posted by: Dana Barrett at May 14, 2015 11:18 PM (+1T7c)

93 Should I even bother to write it?
Posted by: Anna Puma

/WaxPaperPhilosophy

A good writing discipline is it's own reward. Editing what you've written is the hard part.

/WaxPaperPhilosophy

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 14, 2015 11:18 PM (uctT+)

94 So, for anyone who missed it.....it seems that if you call Amazon customer service and give them a name, address, and email that match, they'll happily discuss that person's orders with you, and tell you the last four digits and expiration date of any of the credit cards on the account.

The clear implication being -- if you don't want that information shared, do not ever use an email on amazon that you will ever use anywhere else; and don't let amazon store your cc info.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 14, 2015 11:18 PM (T1005)

95 Positive Content ONT up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2015 11:18 PM (2AlPN)

96 "
Does Amtrak have to be paid in cash?"

I think and EB card works these days.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2015 11:18 PM (+/L12)

97 Thought he had a great thesis here.

They can't put us all in jail, but they can fire us all. Because there's a whole nation of replacements next door.

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2015 11:18 PM (FcR7P)

98 They knew the new Mad Max movie was not focused on Mad Max and they played up Tom Hardy anyway.

Fuck them.

I don't care how good it is they are not getting my money,

Posted by: eman at May 14, 2015 11:18 PM (MQEz6)

99 ..."Follows buried wire."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2015 11:17 PM (n6Nt0)

I used to do that until I burned my nose.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 14, 2015 11:19 PM (OQ9R7)

100 Content is evil!
The gun is good!

Posted by: ZARDOZ at May 14, 2015 11:19 PM (kivUY)

101 Republicans View Hispanics Like They View Amtrak Trains

*****

Amtrak locomotives now come with low-rider suspensions.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 14, 2015 11:19 PM (NeFrd)

102 Good night, all!!!!

{{{{andycanuck}}}}

Posted by: Vendette at May 14, 2015 11:19 PM (TEpA2)

103 the illegals aren't going to be used by the New World Order as lawn technicians and framing crews.

Someone's going to have to staff all the reeducation camps.

Requirements will be:

Total loyalty to the Regime.
No bond of either language or culture between the guards and the inmates.
Low wage.
Ruthless and vicious but otherwise servile.
Lots of children so they have no desire to quit the job
Willingness to live in and adapted to wilderness desert areas

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 14, 2015 11:20 PM (zRby/)

104 The Minotaur ate my Thesis.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2015 11:20 PM (o68RC)

105 72 Does Amtrak have to be paid in cash?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2015 11:15 PM (n6Nt0)

A federal agency with cash, lmao, that's rich Mr. Hammer

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 14, 2015 11:20 PM (mEQNW)

106 Thread stomp.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2015 11:21 PM (o68RC)

107 Fox2 wins an all expense paid trip to Marco Rubio's trash can, complete with an Ewok chaperone!
Well Done, Fox2!

Posted by: Old Blue at May 14, 2015 11:21 PM (9iR5/)

108 Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2015 11:18 PM (FcR7P)

Wait'll they go to a no cash society.

They pull your SSN and you're toast.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 14, 2015 11:21 PM (zRby/)

109 nood, ONT, more content

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 11:21 PM (AkOaV)

110 Re Stossel, the question used to be always, "who goes first" but now I am not sure that matters. The current theory of government appears to be that it is good for there to be lots of laws everyone breaks. This means that it is possible to arrest anyone at any time. Look at speeding laws. Everyone breaks them. If not on the highway then in the 25mph four lane surface street. But local and state governments have chosen to see this as a feature rather than a problem.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 14, 2015 11:22 PM (J0IP0)

111 F = ma
a = f/m

a= 25 kg/10 N
= 25 kg/10 kg-m/sec^
= 2.5 m/sec^2

left a ^-1 in there someplace

Posted by: Fox2! at May 14, 2015 11:24 PM (qg2Qe)

112 Look at speeding laws. Everyone breaks them.
***
I'm somewhat surprised I've never seen a candidate run on a platform of setting rational speed limits.

In theory if we have representative government surely a law that 90% of the electorate disagrees with would attractive candidates seeking office to repeal...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2015 11:30 PM (5LOno)

113 The train derailed because Amtrak doesn't have enough funds due to Republican budget cuts. Republicans have made draconian cuts in infrastructure investments.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 14, 2015 11:36 PM (8zCR+)

114 Ace must be in a state of nirvana. He Zenned it in.

Posted by: Trying too hard to make it Zen at May 14, 2015 11:36 PM (sTm/x)

115 Charles Krauthammer on Obama:

https://tinyurl.com/menywms

It's hard not to be impressed.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb - It's time to act. at May 14, 2015 11:37 PM (BZAd3)

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