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Overnight Open Thread (5-13-2015)
What we've learned so far: Women are too emotionally immature for college. They should be kept at home until a suitable man appears, ready to marry them and assume responsibility for overseeing their poor decision-making abilities.
-- Glenn Reynolds
My Name is 'Jack Barsky' and I Was a Deep Cover Spy in the US For the Soviet Union
Except that he decided he liked living in America and wanted to stay.
At the end of 1988, Jack Barsky's 10-year run as a clandestine KGB agent in the United States was about to come to an end. He had ignored Soviet warnings that his cover had been blown and decided to remain in America and not return to his native East Germany. He was taking a chance that no one in America would ever find out who he really was. And he was taking a bigger chance that the KGB wouldn't retaliate for disobeying an order. The urgency with which the Soviets seemed to view the situation became clear one morning in Queens.Jack Barsky says he was on his way to work in December 1988, standing and waiting for an "A" train on this subway platform when a stranger paid him a visit.
Jack Barsky: There's this character in, in a black coat and he sidles up to me and he whispers in my ear, he says, "You gotta come home or else you're dead." And then he walked out.
Steve Kroft: Russian accent?
Jack Barsky: Yes.
Steve Kroft: That's an incentive.
Jack Barsky: It's an incentive to go.
Steve Kroft: I mean spies get killed all the time.
Jack Barsky: They do. But not me. The entire time I always had this childlike belief that everything would be all right.
Steve Kroft: So what are you going to tell the Russians?
Jack Barsky: Well, I (sighs) I sent them, this "Dear John" letter, the goodbye letter in which I stated that I had contracted AIDS and that the only way for me to get a treatment would be in the United States.
Steve Kroft: You just wrote them a letter and said, 'I can't come back. I've got AIDS"?
Jack Barsky: There's three things I tell people that the Russians were afraid of. AIDS, Jewish people and Ronald Reagan. And they were deathly...
Steve Kroft: In that order?
Jack Barsky: I think Ronald Reagan took the top spot. They thought he would push the button.
CNN Headline: U.S. Risks Ratcheting Up South China Sea Tensions
Yeah in the same way that me walking through a public park 'risks ratcheting up tensions' with the local gang that's declared it their exclusive turf.
What Do All of These Women Have in Common?
Answer: They are all teachers accused of raping one of their students IN JUST THE PAST WEEK. #TeachWomenNotToRapeEspeciallyTeachers
Related: South African Man Raped By 3 Women for His Sperm
Meanwhile at the $100K/year clown show....
Texas Tech Dean of Students: Due Process has a "Chilling Effect" on Justice at College
Ashe Show: No such thing as evidence of innocence in campus sexual assault hearings
[Trigger Warning]
If a student has been wrongly accused of sexual assault on their college campus, how are they supposed to prove their innocence?I've asked a similar question to lawmakers and interested parties before - how is a student supposed to prove they obtained consent in a he said, she said situation? - but received no response.
...A similar situation played out at Vassar College when Peter Yu introduced Facebook messages showing his accuser apologizing to him for the evening. She apologized for leading him on and said that she had "a wonderful time" with him. But a year later, when Yu produced these messages for the disciplinary panel, his accuser claimed they "did not correctly reflect her feelings" because she was in a state of "shock and disbelief" about the encounter.
Women in college today should be considered legally incompetent and simply unable to live and function as adults. A coed shouldn't be allowed to testify in court and any contracts she signs or consent she gives should be considered null and void since these may "not correctly reflect her feelings".
Helen Taussig: A Woman Who Did Not Need Trigger Warnings or Safe Spaces
She was severely dyslexic, years behind in school, and female. The professor of her class on histology (the study of the microscopic anatomy of cells and tissues of plants and animals) would not let her speak to the male students for fear of "contamination." Heck, neither Harvard Medical School nor Boston University would grant her a degree. But Helen Brooke Taussig was made of sterner stuff. She would persevere and change medicine for the better by performing open heart surgery that saved the blue babies. Later, she would lead the fight to ban Thalidomide, which was used for morning sickness, but created disastrous limb deformities in babies.Helen Taussig came into the world on May 24, 1898, when American women could not vote. Her father was an economics professor at Harvard and her mother was one of the first students at Radcliffe College, a women's college. Helen Taussig's grandfather was a physician, which likely influenced her eventual decision to enter medicine.
Tuberculosis struck the family when she was 9, killing her mother and setting Taussig's education back a few years as she battled illness. But she attended Radcliffe for two years before graduating from the University of California, Berkeley in 1921. She was 23. While she took classes at Harvard, she could not get a degree there, She applied at Johns Hopkins, and was accepted. This was the beginning of a lifelong partnership that served her and the university well.
"In 1944 doctors at Johns Hopkins performed the surgery that opened the door to today's heart surgery. Working together, The Johns Hopkins Hospital's chief surgeon, Dr. Alfred Blalock, his technician Vivien Thomas, and pediatric cardiologist Dr. Helen Taussig devised a means for improving the flow of oxygen into the blood by connecting one of the heart's major arteries with another feeding into the lungs. Known as the Blue Baby Operation, it brought relief to a young girl plagued with a combination of heart defects that kept her blood so starved for oxygen that her skin was literally blue. In time the procedure not only helped save the lives of thousands of similarly afflicted children around the world, but also opened the door to now-familiar procedures like coronary bypass surgery," according to the university's official history....This knowledge of treating babies would be passed up to work on adults. Laymen would think it would work the other way around. What patience and skills these doctors had. Of course, doctors now use artificial tubing that is as small as 3 millimeters. But what wonderful work they pioneered.
Taussig also pioneered using X-rays and fluoroscopy to examine the working of a baby's heart. She overcame severe hearing problems later in life through lip reading.
Incredibly, she would not become a full professor until 1959 -- a dozen years after she published "Congenital Malformations of the Heart," a paper that was the genesis of considering pediatric cardiology an independent field.
Why Is That Traffic Cop's Finger in Your Butt?
Um those young ladies might be hiding something 'down there'. Better check it out. Oh the fat one? Eh she seems alright - let her go.
How often do Texas cops decide to perform body cavity searches on people they pull over for routine traffic offenses? More often than you might think. Looking for the case that gave rise to this bill, I immediately found three cases, all involving young women suspected of marijuana possession.
Well a little impromptu coochie probing is a small price to pay in order to keep the menace of the devil's weed off our streets. (thanks to JTT)
Gov. Jerry Brown: Californians Can Now Be Fined For Long Showers
Related: "A liberal is someone who is determined to reach into your shower and adjust the water temperature for you." - William F. Buckley
A Repeat: No, JADE HELM 15 Is Not Preparations For a Civil War. Sheesh...
An Afternoon Shooting with NBC's Ronan Farrow
Once we had a little play time, Ronan asked me to teach him how to shoot some of the guns. Apparently he shot skeet and trap back in college, but handguns and rifles are a little different. I started him out on my Ruger 10/22 Takedown with an AAC Prodigy silencer, and he was nailing a little pepper popper we had set up with no problems....Then we moved on to the bigger stuff. Ronan wanted to try something with a scope, so I handed him my .300 AAC Blackout rifle, with attached Liberty Suppressors Mystic-X can. He absolutely loved it, from the recoil of the larger rounds to the reticle in the scope. What can I say.I build nice things.
The best part was that throughout the whole "let's teach the city boy to shoot" portion of the day, we didn't wear any hearing protection. All the guns were suppressed, and all the ammo was subsonic. Everyone was able to chat normally and in a relaxed tone. I think they finally understood the benefit of a silencer.
The Who's Pete Townshend: ISIS Makes It 'Very Important That We keep Our Ammunition Ready'
Rolling Stone asked Townshend: "While we're on the subject, when you look at ISIS and Boko Haram - and even what Putin has been up to, to some extent - do you worry about the state of the planet?"
Townshend responded by saying he hopes his answer does not earn him the label "neocon" again, by "Arianna Huffington. that dimwitted woman." He then said, "I do think it's very important that we keep our ammunition ready. I do feel there is nothing to worry about as long as we're willing to protect ourselves."
Widow: Southwest Prevented Me From Calling My Suicidal Husband
Thought: Given the life-or-death nature of the text why didn't she just demand to be let off the plane before it pulled away from the gate?
Oh Noes: Danes No Longer the World's Happiest People
In a global ranking of happiness unveiled in New York on Thursday, Switzerland was deemed the happiest country in the world, closely followed by Iceland, Denmark, Norway and Canada.
...Afghanistan and war-torn Syria joined eight sub-Saharan countries in Africa -- Togo, Burundi, Benin, Rwanda, Burkina Faso, Ivory Coast, Guinea and Chad -- as the 10 least happy of 158 countries.
So This Exists...A Tropical Island Resort in the Middle of Germany
The Group knows what you did. So don't cross them.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 13, 2015 11:13 PM (HHawz)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 13, 2015 11:13 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:13 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 13, 2015 11:14 PM (0RdKg)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 13, 2015 11:15 PM (MD8Cq)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 13, 2015 11:16 PM (ZpOL1)
Posted by: mindful webworker - unclear on WHAT concept? at May 13, 2015 11:18 PM (bVtr0)
Posted by: Lauren at May 13, 2015 11:18 PM (BrakG)
Posted by: rating the rapists at May 13, 2015 11:18 PM (owC81)
The Moulettes - Devil of Mine
https://youtu.be/XmJkEJw4jEU
The Moulettes - Unlock The Doors
https://youtu.be/jYIqqRTmHQQ
Evanescence x folk skiffle band + bassoon.
Seriously -- a bassoon. When was the last time you saw one of those with a band.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 13, 2015 11:18 PM (kdS6q)
"Dear Uncle Yuri,
I hope you are well. Alas I am not. I can not return to our Motherland because I have contracted AIDS. The American medical system has killed me. Long live the Revolution!"
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 13, 2015 11:18 PM (68qdQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 13, 2015 11:18 PM (ZpOL1)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 13, 2015 11:19 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 13, 2015 11:19 PM (HHawz)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2015 11:19 PM (o68RC)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 13, 2015 11:20 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 13, 2015 11:22 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 13, 2015 11:18 PM (ZpOL1)
You would if you were 12
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 13, 2015 11:22 PM (HHawz)
Next you'll be telling us that the Bushes aren't actually reptilians sent here to infiltrate our species.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:22 PM (AkOaV)
And repeal the 19th amendment while we're at it.
No, I don't care who is offended about it. HR, I love you, but still.
We have moving inexorably towards socialism ever since women got the vote. Because feels.
Posted by: rickl at May 13, 2015 11:23 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:23 PM (AkOaV)
Bruce Jenner gets a new endorsement contract: http://tinyurl.com/mohacaf
And all he had to do was mutilate his own genitals and humiliate himself and his family by pretending to be something he's objectively not. Sign me up!!!!
Posted by: Naes at May 13, 2015 11:24 PM (YhayY)
I read somewhere that no dem would have won since Truman if only men could vote.
Just saying.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:24 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 13, 2015 11:24 PM (HHawz)
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at May 13, 2015 11:24 PM (MueqE)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2015 11:25 PM (o68RC)
Posted by: flounder at May 13, 2015 11:25 PM (ecDRv)
Glad I'm not a Caps fan.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 13, 2015 11:25 PM (syGA0)
what? All fat whiteish women look the same to you?
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:25 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 13, 2015 11:25 PM (MD8Cq)
I really like rape.
Posted by: teacher on the left at May 13, 2015 11:26 PM (owC81)
Just saying.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:24 PM (AkOaV)
I dunno, somehow, I feel like even if there hadn't been a single Dem president in the last 60 years, we'd STILL have a giant welfare state and an overreaching federal government... Too many guys like Mitch McConnell and John McCain in the party.
Posted by: LawLurker at May 13, 2015 11:26 PM (zKwtX)
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at May 13, 2015 11:24 PM (MueqE)
***
I do believe your eyes are fine and that you are correct.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 13, 2015 11:27 PM (cIoI4)
California: The Golden Shower Nazi State
Don't worry: piss water in California will be purified and used to water the 1000 acre back yards of celebrities.
Posted by: Naes at May 13, 2015 11:27 PM (YhayY)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:27 PM (AkOaV)
"I can't come back, but I send you some really nice only use once American boxing underwear."
Posted by: eman at May 13, 2015 11:28 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: LawLurker at May 13, 2015 11:28 PM (zKwtX)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2015 11:28 PM (t//F+)
"Shock and disbelief" ? What's that mean? He was really lousy in the sack?
Seriously though, these university whackos need to all get together in some national convention and decide whether college age women are capable of functioning as responsible adults, or not. And if not, they should stay home with their mommies and daddies until they are ready to take responsibility for their own choices.
And I HATE actual rapists, but this crap of assuming that the woman is always right and the man is always wrong is an insult to women, who are perfectly capable of lying their asses off to get a guy in trouble. And women are perfectly capable of drinking a lot, screwing some random guy, then having buyers' remorse the next day. If university officials want to help them, they need to tell them to learn from their mistakes and not drink so damn much.
Posted by: Bubba Clinton at May 13, 2015 11:28 PM (TFeCV)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:28 PM (AkOaV)
http://www.acebeergrowler.com/
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2015 11:29 PM (n6Nt0)
Deflowering services for virgin women are now a thing in Japan
The service is run by Lost Virgin Cafe, which currently has a 2-3 month waiting list for new applicants. Applicants must be willing to pay up to 10,000 yen for a hotel stay fee, be in good health, and not be currently engaged at the time of the appointment.
While looks and body type dont matter, the service will turn away those who have any known sexually transmitted infections, those with poor hygiene, and those with severe body odour.
http://tinyurl.com/qycja37
Picky, picky, picky....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 13, 2015 11:30 PM (kdS6q)
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Asking us to consider the consequences of the things we do is sexist you misogynist pig!
Posted by: College Feminists! at May 13, 2015 11:30 PM (5LOno)
Sorry, I know he helped the US - when he got caught, but still... rat. Bigamist, philandering, child-abandoning oily rodent.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 13, 2015 11:30 PM (AVEe1)
All that area has been part of China from time immemorial, round-eye.
War by 2017 doesn't seem that far-fetched.
http://tinyurl.com/ozcqfkr
Posted by: Chi-Coms at May 13, 2015 11:30 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:27 PM (AkOaV)
Don't mind me, I'm just feeling particularly cynical tonight. Seeing Mitch the Squish's face does that to me. Damn CSPAN.
Posted by: LawLurker at May 13, 2015 11:30 PM (zKwtX)
Well, he'll still likely still be a liberal hypocrite, but I'd like to see him see the light on the RKBA.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 13, 2015 11:31 PM (RzZOc)
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So, do these cops need, uh, cigars? And maybe some on the scene assistance? I am all about helping the cops you know.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 13, 2015 11:31 PM (5LOno)
ahem. i uh...
oh.
well, okay then.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:31 PM (AkOaV)
More Practical Suggestions for Mother and Housewife, by Marion Mills Miller, Chp. 1.
To the unmarried woman, especially the one who may
subsequently marry, education in the broad sense of
self-culture and development is of primary importance. The
question of being should take precedence over doing, although
not to the exclusion of the latter, for character is best
formed by action. But all her studies, occupations, even her
pastimes, should be pursued with the main purpose of making
herself the ideal woman, such an one as Wordsworth describes,
one with:
"The reason firm, the temperate will,
Endurance, foresight, strength and skill;
A perfect Woman, nobly planned
To warn, to comfort, and command;
And yet a Spirit still, and bright
With something of angelic light."
It is an obviously true, and therefore a trite observation,
that no one, woman or man, should consider that education
(using the term broadly) stopped with graduation from school
or college. But the statement that a grown person who has not
settled down to some particular life work, such as is often
the case with a young unmarried woman, should continue at
least one serious study, will not be so generally
accepted or acceptable. Yet in no other way may that mental
discipline be obtained which is necessary to the mature
development of character. Neglect to cultivate the ability to
go down to the root of a subject, to observe it in its
relations, and to apply it practically, will inevitably lead
to superficial consideration of every subject, and even
ignorance of the fact that this is superficial consideration.
As a practical result, the person will drift through life
rudderless, the sport of circumstance. She will act by
impulse and chance, and be continually at a loss how to
correct her errors. The shallowness with which women as a
class are charged is due to the fact that, their aim in life
for a considerable period not having been fixed by marriage
or choice of a profession, they do not substitute some
definite interest for such remissness, and so form the habit
of intellectual laziness.
Free online here:http://tinyurl.com/lf3fzqc
and free kindle ebook.
Posted by: flounder at May 13, 2015 11:31 PM (ecDRv)
oh I'm right with you.
As I was saying in the previous thread, I made up my mind today that it's Hillary! 2016 or bust if any of the GOPe candidates get the nod
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:32 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2015 11:32 PM (o68RC)
http://tinyurl.com/kaqd8na
Posted by: Thrawn at May 13, 2015 11:32 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: Lauren at May 13, 2015 11:32 PM (BrakG)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 13, 2015 11:32 PM (OsWis)
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2017? Meh, don't care. So how does one formally run for this leader of the UN thing? Is currently the Butt Butt guy or that Qaddafi Anon guy?
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 13, 2015 11:33 PM (5LOno)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 13, 2015 11:33 PM (jR7Wy)
LET'S GO RAN-JUHS!!! (Fuck you, Ovechkin.)
Two of my 4 picks in a hockey pool are still alive, around $700 first prize.
LET'S GO RAN-JUHS!!!
Posted by: RickZ at May 13, 2015 11:33 PM (aLrSh)
Oh yeah. The Saudis are calling up their buddies in Pakistan saying, "hey remember that time we paid for your nuclear program? Yeah, about that..."
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:33 PM (AkOaV)
Police Warn Against Drunkenly Chasing Bears Through Woods With Dull Hatchet
http://tinyurl.com/q9s52eq
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, Humble Worker In Darwin's Fields at May 13, 2015 11:33 PM (Y2eQR)
Dear Lord. You wouldn't really pull the lever for her would you? I just plan to stay home for the first time in my life. I even vote in school board elections, but if it's Jeb, I refuse to vote.
Posted by: LawLurker at May 13, 2015 11:34 PM (zKwtX)
Posted by: flounder at May 13, 2015 11:34 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: LawLurker at May 13, 2015 11:28 PM (zKwtX)
Teenage boys had sex with that.
If someone told a teen boy that banging a container of yogurt was like banging a chick, every teen boy would be walking around with dried yogurt on his crotch.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 13, 2015 11:34 PM (+Fae7)
He was quite a dapper looking gentleman, so I can see that.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:34 PM (AkOaV)
If they go after Hollywood dickheads, I'm all for it. However, since Hollywood dickheads are so obscenely over-paid, a fine isn't good enough. I think they should be publicly shamed on gigantic billboards. I'm thinking big ol' pictures on the billboard with captions about how they are murdering gaia.
Also, the Hollywood dickheads should not be allowed to water their lawns. Oops, I mean they shouldn't be allowed to have their illegal alien servants water their lawns.
Posted by: Bubba Clinton at May 13, 2015 11:34 PM (TFeCV)
Well I figure if I'm in NH, I should make it count, right?
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:35 PM (AkOaV)
Oh yeah. The Saudis are calling up their buddies in Pakistan saying, "hey remember that time we paid for your nuclear program? Yeah, about that..."
***
President Hussein might lead to more Muslim deaths then any man since Genghis Khan...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2015 11:35 PM (5LOno)
Posted by: The Barrel at May 13, 2015 11:36 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: LawLurker at May 13, 2015 11
Perhaps she doesn't have a gag reflex
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 13, 2015 11:36 PM (HHawz)
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 13, 2015 11:36 PM (3C9q2)
Now to read the five links I opened. And good evening, horde! Stupid Caps are stupid again.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 13, 2015 11:36 PM (e+1S5)
65 Gov. Jerry Brown: Californians Can Now Be Fined For Long Showers
If they go after Hollywood dickheads, I'm all for it. However, since Hollywood dickheads are so obscenely over-paid, a fine isn't good enough. I think they should be publicly shamed on gigantic billboards. I'm thinking big ol' pictures on the billboard with captions about how they are murdering gaia.
Also, the Hollywood dickheads should not be allowed to water their lawns. Oops, I mean they shouldn't be allowed to have their illegal alien servants water their lawns.
Posted by: Bubba Clinton at May 13, 2015 11:34 PM (TFeCV)
The whole thing is bullshit.
There is no water problem except the fact half the water is dumped for environmental purposes.
Fuck them and fucking fines.
Posted by: eman at May 13, 2015 11:36 PM (MQEz6)
What the FUCK is this country coming to if you can't even chase bears, drunk, in the woods with a dull hatchet?!
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:36 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2015 11:36 PM (o68RC)
Oh, and poor little Ronan can have a gun like that in his hands and he still looks like an effeminate little wimp.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 13, 2015 11:36 PM (TFeCV)
Posted by: LawLurker at May 13, 2015
Availability has a quality all its own.
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 13, 2015 11:37 PM (pAlYe)
http://pagesix.com/2015/05/09/3941513/
This's the lawn on that very property which originated that term "Streisand Effect" - it is literally the Lawn Streisand Doesn't Want You To See.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 13, 2015 11:37 PM (AVEe1)
I see you missed the Operation Cruz Missile memo.
If the nominee is Jeb, write in Cruz to piss off the GOPe and send them a message.
Posted by: Lauren at May 13, 2015 11:37 PM (BrakG)
If they go after Hollywood dickheads, I'm all for it.
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After a tough day of working out, going to the spa, and eating the scrumptious meal Maria makes me I need a shower guys. I mean you non-actors just don't know how hard it is to be rich and famous.
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at May 13, 2015 11:37 PM (5LOno)
If someone told a teen boy that banging a container of yogurt was like banging a chick, every teen boy would be walking around with dried yogurt on his crotch.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 13, 2015 11:34 PM (+Fae7)
I was told love is like a warm apple pie.
Posted by: Jason Biggs, Pie F*cker at May 13, 2015 11:37 PM (wZ2hu)
It was just business. Just like 60 minutes does, just business.
Posted by: Barlow Dondabiter at May 13, 2015 11:37 PM (9X0AI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 13, 2015 11:36 PM (HHawz)
Deny, Deny, Deny. If that does not work, always blame beer.
Posted by: flounder at May 13, 2015 11:37 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: LawLurker at May 13, 2015 11:28 PM (zKwtX)
Teenage boys had sex with that.
If someone told a teen boy that banging a container of yogurt was like banging a chick, every teen boy would be walking around with dried yogurt on his crotch.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 13, 2015 11:34 PM (+Fae7)
Greek yogurt would be a bitch
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 13, 2015 11:37 PM (HHawz)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 13, 2015 11:38 PM (TFeCV)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 13, 2015 11:38 PM (D0Tns)
*snort*
AP headline: Michelle Obama "Pleased" Over Reports of Increased Yogurt Consumption Amongst Teens
Posted by: LawLurker at May 13, 2015 11:38 PM (zKwtX)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:36 PM (AkOaV)
What happens in San Francisco . . . .
Posted by: flounder at May 13, 2015 11:38 PM (ecDRv)
http://tinyurl.com/q9s52eq
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, Humble Worker In Darwin's Fields at May 13, 2015 11:33 PM (Y2eQR)
This makes me so mad.
First bus surfing, then playing "bounce" with those windows on the 12th floor, now I can't chase bears with a hatchet while drunk.
Shrill doo-gooders sucking the joy out of everything...
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2015 11:38 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: LawLurker at May 13, 2015 11
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She has that sturdy lunch lady vibe. Maybe she gave them double helpings of tater tots?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 13, 2015 11:38 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: LawLurker at May 13, 2015 11:28 PM (zKwtX)
Teenage boys had sex with that.
If someone told a teen boy that banging a container of yogurt was like banging a chick, every teen boy would be walking around with dried yogurt on his crotch.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 13, 2015 11:34 PM (+Fae7)
Greek yogurt would be a bitch
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 13, 2015 11:37 PM (HHawz)
Or the kind with oatmeal in it or that crunchy stuff.
Posted by: eman at May 13, 2015 11:38 PM (MQEz6)
Extended argument on Twitter with a feminist today, who did get the better of me on abortion and the ACA but engaged in such blatant goalpost moving and straw man attacks that the Scarecrow Anti-Defamation League should own her and her cats.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 13, 2015 11:39 PM (Gosad)
Especially for 16 year old males.
That's why laws that protect teenagers from older people exist, especially if those older people are in a position of authority.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 13, 2015 11:39 PM (AVEe1)
If someone told a teen boy that banging a container of yogurt was
like banging a chick, every teen boy would be walking around with dried
yogurt on his crotch.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 13, 2015 11:34 PM (+Fae7)
Teenage boys would f*ck mud. I know. I was one.
Posted by: Just some guy at May 13, 2015 11:39 PM (yxw0r)
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Turns out this converting to Islam thing didn't really pan out...
Posted by: Berke Khan at May 13, 2015 11:39 PM (5LOno)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:39 PM (AkOaV)
73 Posted by: OG Celtic-American, Humble Worker In Darwin's Fields at May 13, 2015 11:33 PM (Y2eQR) What the FUCK is this country coming to if you can't even chase bears, drunk, in the woods with a dull hatchet?!
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:36 PM (AkOaV)
Yeah, How are we ever going to be able to fuck them if we can't chase after them?
Posted by: Bear Fucker: Next Winter on the CW! at May 13, 2015 11:39 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2015 11:40 PM (o68RC)
Posted by: Gwyneth
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It's just as tough as being a soldier in combat.
Posted by: Tom Cruise at May 13, 2015 11:40 PM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: Bubba Clinton
OMG.
My son just finished his Junior year at college, and talks about some of the crazy girls he knows that get ridiculously drunk. One is a borderline alcoholic, and her Dad is a cop. Go figger.
He was at a bar one night, and some girl from Florida visiting friends in town sat down next to him. They started drinking and talking, and she starts grabbing at him and coming on to him. He thinks it's funny,but really doesn't know what to make of it.
He goes home (dorm) to go to bed, and gets wakened up at 6:30 in the morning by the cops, because this girl came up missing, and her last text message on her phone was to him.
They found her later in the day in some hotel, sleeping off a hangover.
Some girls are just crazy stupid at that age.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 13, 2015 11:40 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Obligatory at May 13, 2015 11:41 PM (5LOno)
NH... well, you could always go over to Lake Winnipesaukee and beg Mitt to get into the race.
Posted by: LawLurker at May 13, 2015 11:41 PM (zKwtX)
Posted by: flounder at May 13, 2015 11:41 PM (ecDRv)
If the nominee is Jeb, write in Cruz to piss off the GOPe and send them a message.
Posted by: Lauren at May 13, 2015 11:37 PM (BrakG)
****
I find it cute that you think they would care in the slightest about any messages from the proles.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 13, 2015 11:41 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Obligatory at May 13, 2015 11:41 PM (5LOno)
Posted by: Mike at May 13, 2015 11:42 PM (c056A)
Sheesh.
Posted by: jwpaine at May 13, 2015 11:42 PM (0bXhD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2015 11:42 PM (o68RC)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, Humble Worker In Darwin's Fields at May 13, 2015 11:43 PM (Y2eQR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2015 11:43 PM (o68RC)
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Bullshit. I've got a great hubby you h8ters. He let's me do what I want, tells me I am great no matter what I do, and best of all gives me free stuff all the time.
Why my Uncle Sugar is really the best possible husband!
Posted by: Your Average Single Woman Dem Voter at May 13, 2015 11:43 PM (5LOno)
Posted by: Lauren at May 13, 2015 11:32 PM (BrakG)
And a whole mess of us voted for Reagan.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 13, 2015 11:44 PM (TFeCV)
Forecasts through the weekend though, are for rain, rain, and then some more rain.
Hope you're safely high n' dry up there in Central Texas?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 13, 2015 11:44 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 13, 2015 11:45 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2015 11:45 PM (n6Nt0)
No, I don't think Obama is going to risk anything. The pentagon might be saying we're going to lose transit rights to a large percentage of Pacific if we don't assert our transit rights, and Obama is saying, "Not right now, maybe later."
Posted by: Barlow Dondabiter at May 13, 2015 11:45 PM (9X0AI)
I like it! If you like bassoons and bass sax and the like, you might like Morphine also.
Posted by: Comrade Moron April at May 13, 2015 11:45 PM (CmBOu)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty
I send them FO notes and they still send me beggar letters
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 13, 2015 11:46 PM (HHawz)
OK, I'd be in on that. Maybe we can write him in for NC senator, too? Because I thought I voted for two Republicans last two times out, and yet I still have guys who vote with the Dems.
Posted by: LawLurker at May 13, 2015 11:46 PM (zKwtX)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2015 11:46 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Lauren at May 13, 2015 11:32 PM (BrakG)
And a whole mess of us voted for Reagan.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 13, 2015 11:44 PM (TFeCV)
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Damn straight we did. And some of us are surrounded at work by men who vote Dem.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 13, 2015 11:46 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Obligatory at May 13, 2015 11:41 PM (5LOno)
Heh. Yes they look rehabilitatable - perhaps with some intensive personal counseling....
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 13, 2015 11:46 PM (pAlYe)
trajectory of a .22LR, the 220grain bullets hit harder but past 200 yards is a way alot of holdover
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 13, 2015 11:47 PM (D0Tns)
Posted by: eleven at May 13, 2015 11:47 PM (MDgS8)
word on the street is that laup nor and laup dnar hang out at Romneys lake house when they're in the area.... hmmmm....
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:47 PM (AkOaV)
It's amazing what a little backbone will do.
The Soviets feared his Backbone Button more than the Obama/Hillary Reset Button.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 13, 2015 11:47 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: eleven at May 13, 2015 11:47 PM (MDgS8)
NC senator, too? Because I thought I voted for two Republicans last two
times out, and yet I still have guys who vote with the Dems.
Posted by: LawLurker
Funny how that works out some times.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 13, 2015 11:48 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: LawLurker
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Harrumpf, splutter, splutter.
Posted by: Burr & Tillis, backstabbers at May 13, 2015 11:48 PM (n6Nt0)
Bo Derek is set to make her return to film as the mother of Tara Reid's character in "Sharknado 3."
http://tinyurl.com/qbfaxjt
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, Humble Worker In Darwin's Fields at May 13, 2015 11:48 PM (Y2eQR)
That's why laws that protect teenagers from older people exist, especially if those older people are in a position of authority.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 13, 2015 11:39 PM (AVEe1)
One of the teachers was banging a 12 year old.
12. Years. Old.
What the hell is that, 6th or 7th grade?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 13, 2015 11:48 PM (+Fae7)
http://tinyurl.com/q9s52eq
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, Humble Worker In Darwin's Fields at May 13, 2015 11:33 PM (Y2eQR)
Now, see? That's why this country is going to hell in a handcart. Friggin' gvernment can't let stupid get its just desserts.
Posted by: jwpaine at May 13, 2015 11:48 PM (0bXhD)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 13, 2015 11:48 PM (jR7Wy)
There are stories that several morons here are very tempted to post, but won't.
Well, probably won't. It's an ONT. But not the Memorial Day ONT
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 13, 2015 11:49 PM (AVEe1)
also, yes.
always avoid the excessively drunk crazy girls.
it's an unfortunate rule of life.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:49 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at May 13, 2015 11:37 PM (5LOno)
Hey, Gwynnie. Do you allow your illegal alien servants to eat? Just wondering.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 13, 2015 11:49 PM (TFeCV)
Posted by: Garrett at May 13, 2015 11:49 PM (7K7xP)
You forgot me, northern Yankee scum
Posted by Ron Johnson
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 13, 2015 11:50 PM (HHawz)
Men with no chests Versus men who have the balls on this fucking guy.
Reagan ain't walking through that door gentlemen.
Posted by: eleven at May 13, 2015 11:50 PM (MDgS8)
normal 16yo boys are way horney
same with 17, 18, 19 and 20
been this way for centuries
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 13, 2015 11:50 PM (D0Tns)
yeah my black co worker told me he never uses condoms because the government puts HIV in magnum condoms to sterilize and kill the black men.
so there's that.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:50 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: The Magnificent Seven at May 13, 2015 11:50 PM (bFMTH)
Teenage boys would f*ck mud. I know. I was one.
Posted by: Just some guy at May 13, 2015 11:39 PM (yxw0r)
Hell, people would have thought my tube socks were old casts.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 13, 2015 11:50 PM (+Fae7)
In the 80's it was common knowledge that Reagan *caused* the AIDS epidemic.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Yes indeed. That was actually KGB dizinformation. They did that sort of thing a lot, those tricksy Russkis.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 13, 2015 11:50 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:51 PM (AkOaV)
*snort*
AP headline: Michelle Obama "Pleased" Over Reports of Increased Yogurt Consumption Amongst Teens
Posted by: LawLurker at May 13, 2015 11:38 PM (zKwtX)
Oh, great. Now you people have ruined Dannon yogurt for me.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 13, 2015 11:51 PM (TFeCV)
But I didn't know, so I didn't, and that's that.
Posted by: Barlow Dondabiter at May 13, 2015 11:51 PM (9X0AI)
I won't vote for Jeb either. That's the first time in 35 years that I have refused to vote for the GOP candidate. There's no real difference between him and Hillary. If he loses the nomination, I could actually see him crossing party lines to become Hillary's VP.
Posted by: Mike at May 13, 2015 11:51 PM (c056A)
I went to the wrong damn HS. We had 1, count em, 1 hot teacher, and she left after 1 year. Everyone else was either collecting social security or varying shades of top left up there.
Posted by: LawLurker at May 13, 2015 11:51 PM (zKwtX)
Posted by: eleven at May 13, 2015 11:47 PM (MDgS
You actually watch The African Ballet?
3 steps, DUNK!
Posted by: RickZ at May 13, 2015 11:52 PM (aLrSh)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 13, 2015 11:52 PM (5f5bM)
Oh it wouldn't change anything, but it might piss them off since they really, really hate him and us.
At this point I consider pissing off Turtle and Orange to be a reasonable goal for the upcoming election. I don't have much hope beyond that unless we can somehow manage to actually elect a real conservative. I'm pretty sure our better won't dare allow that though.
Posted by: Lauren at May 13, 2015 11:53 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Mike at May 13, 2015 11:53 PM (c056A)
145 86 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 13, 2015 11:34 PM (+Fae7) *snort* AP headline: Michelle Obama "Pleased" Over Reports of Increased Yogurt Consumption Amongst Teens Posted by: LawLurker at May 13, 2015 11:38 PM (zKwtX) Oh, great. Now you people have ruined Dannon yogurt for me.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 13, 2015 11:51 PM (TFeCV)
Don't worry. Michelle would be all about the Chobani. They're good little progressives that suck up to Schumer to get deals to have their yogurt put in schools.
Posted by: buzzion at May 13, 2015 11:53 PM (zt+N6)
Not the biggest fan of either of the Luap clan but still, would take Rand over Jeb every day and twice on Sunday.
Posted by: LawLurker at May 13, 2015 11:53 PM (zKwtX)
It's been raining pretty much the past few days, though nowhere in the amounts you're getting.
Same forecast as far as continuing rain through the rest of the week.
I'll be glad to see the sun again...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 13, 2015 11:53 PM (OsWis)
Is this sort of like the indoor ski resort plan they keep trying to build up in Dallas?
Posted by: Lauren at May 13, 2015 11:54 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 13, 2015 11:52 PM (5f5bM)
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My thought: convert it to Thunderdome, and let Texans hunt The Most Dangerous Game.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 13, 2015 11:54 PM (jR7Wy)
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Hillary has a bigger dick
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 13, 2015 11:54 PM (HHawz)
I'm going to throw it out there.
Rand Paul is the only one on the R side I'd really support in the general.
I'd vote for Ted Cruz, but I don't have a ton of faith in him.
Other than that... stay home or vote Dem, depending on how pissed I get.
So there, I said it.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:54 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: eleven at May 13, 2015 11:55 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Yogurt Fucker at May 13, 2015 11:55 PM (sQzB6)
Rands really growing on me.
Just because I actually think he'd shake shit up in DC. I don't think that could be said of any of the other candidates.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:55 PM (AkOaV)
Sorry bout that.
Come to think of it now, I remember GoGurt was quite popular when I was in school. You don't think...
Posted by: LawLurker at May 13, 2015 11:55 PM (zKwtX)
Posted by: LawLurker at May 13, 2015 11:46 PM (zKwtX)
Then that's not too bad, the Dems just saved us from Obama's top-secret fast-track whateverthefuck
Posted by: bernverdnardo at May 13, 2015 11:55 PM (WhfU/)
You know, you'd think someone *that* paranoid about the government would be unlikely to vote for Big Government.
I guess free shit overcomes all.
Posted by: Lauren at May 13, 2015 11:56 PM (MYCIw)
My daughter just finished her first year of college, and she is comet sly disgusted with most of the girls there. She is in STEM ( biology/ chemistry major) and says it's better there, as the students are more grounded and actually have to study, so they don't have time to waste being offended.
But Bossy, I wo devo Italy sit down with your son and have a talk about the new reality of the college campus, and how they will not be fair and just in their treatment of him, should a woman accuse him of anything.
Posted by: Moki at May 13, 2015 11:56 PM (x303I)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 13, 2015 11:56 PM (HalrA)
>>Oh, great. Now you people have ruined Dannon yogurt for me.
Consider it ... enhanced.
Posted by: Yogurt Fucker at May 13, 2015 11:55 PM (sQzB6)
Sick twisted pervert!
Posted by: Couch Fucker at May 13, 2015 11:56 PM (ecDRv)
Yeah how awesome is that? I'm actually on the same side (I think) as Elizabeth fuckin' Warren and the labor unions.
I guess politics makes strange bedfellows.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:56 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:54 PM (AkOaV)
****
Can I ask what your issue would be with Walker (the Wisconsin Gov, not Hillary!s mobility aid).
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 13, 2015 11:57 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2015 11:58 PM (o68RC)
Well, that's the thing. I don't think black people really like big government.
They just think Republicans are horrific racist sexist horrible people who would institute slavery and Jim Crow if given the chance. Because, public school system.
Well, and they like welfare.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:58 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 13, 2015 11:58 PM (HHawz)
Yeah, but didn't our two turncoats vote WITH Obama on that?
Posted by: LawLurker at May 13, 2015 11:58 PM (zKwtX)
Annise Parker showed a particular interest in the Natursektgoldschauer fixtures.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 13, 2015 11:59 PM (AVEe1)
Just stand behind me if you do. I don't want Mitt to miss my pom-poms.
Posted by: Ann Coulter at May 13, 2015 11:59 PM (1CroS)
We still use modified B-T shunts for certain situations.
God bless Helen Taussig. I wish I was half the doctor she was.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 13, 2015 11:59 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: eleven at May 13, 2015 11:59 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 14, 2015 12:00 AM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2015 12:00 AM (o68RC)
They have a weird relationship.
Rand's gotten a lot of cover in DC due to McConnell, who needed Rand for re-election during the whole tea party thing.
But that's just politics.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:00 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 14, 2015 12:01 AM (D0Tns)
It really is amazing that the party of the KKK and Jim Crow has managed to so completely pretend that we were the ones who did all the things that they actually did.
I mean, ffs, they had a grand martial wizard supreme serving as a US senator until what, 3 years ago?
Posted by: Lauren at May 14, 2015 12:01 AM (MYCIw)
Ohio police: Please don't jog on our streets when you're drunk. And naked.
http://tinyurl.com/oohrhyx
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, Humble Worker In Darwin's Fields at May 14, 2015 12:01 AM (Y2eQR)
I kinda see Romney as a Break Glass Only In Case of Jeb kind of thing, so Ann is gonna have no competition from me.
Posted by: LawLurker at May 14, 2015 12:01 AM (zKwtX)
Posted by: Yogurt Fucker at May 14, 2015 12:01 AM (sQzB6)
I guess politics makes strange bedfellows.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:56 PM (AkOaV)
If you really believe that, then why are you fucking hanging around here?
Because there are dozens of blogs for Democrats with lively comment sections out there just waiting for you.
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 14, 2015 12:02 AM (pAlYe)
God bless Helen Taussig. I wish I was half the doctor she was.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 13, 2015 1
There has to be apun in there, somewhere
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 14, 2015 12:02 AM (HHawz)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 13, 2015 11:56 PM (AkOaV)
Yeah, well, Mussolini and Franco were big on family values too, so don't go overboard.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2015 12:02 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2015 12:02 AM (o68RC)
Canadians now have shorter attention span than goldfish thanks to portable devices: Microsoft study
http://tinyurl.com/nsqhuzx
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, Humble Worker In Darwin's Fields at May 14, 2015 12:03 AM (Y2eQR)
Yeah. Losing higher education kind of fucked us.
Because they train the teachers (and politicians and media idiots, etc etc etc), write the textbooks, and are basically the gate keepers to the history.
I don't see how we fix that though.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:03 AM (AkOaV)
I mean, ffs, they had a grand martial wizard supreme serving as a US senator until what, 3 years ago?
Posted by: Lauren at May 14, 2015 12:01 AM (MYCIw)
That's what happens when you can control people's sources of information. Black is white, up is down, short is long.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 14, 2015 12:03 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: LawLurker at May 14, 2015 12:03 AM (zKwtX)
Looking like it will probably be Warriorsv Clips.......Cle v ATL.
Once the Rockets are eliminated I'll go back to not giving shits.
Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2015 12:04 AM (MDgS8)
Oh, you kicking me out because I'm not in favor of super secret "trade agreements"?
K, I'll just take my ball and go home I guess.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:04 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 14, 2015 12:05 AM (NeFrd)
The rest of us women, many of whom have been to college and some who still will attend, have nothing whatsoever in common with these twits. We intend to be employable and to get along with our fellow man.
That is all.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 14, 2015 12:05 AM (+YMhA)
Stupid Russkies were even more duped by the American press about Ronald Reagan than American liberals were.
You really have to be a fucktard to be that dumb.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 14, 2015 12:05 AM (rXB/r)
Turn off the free money spigot for higher ed.
If we stop giving 18 year olds unsecured 20K/year loans, the university system would suffocate.
Posted by: Lauren at May 14, 2015 12:05 AM (MYCIw)
A Houston Astro once pitched a no-hitter while on acid.
Which is pretty much the coolest thing in baseball ever.
Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2015 12:05 AM (MDgS8)
Well, as I keep saying: the party wasn't responsible for the (1860s) KKK, but the people were. The most conservative whites in the South joined the Conservative parties, which merged with the Democrats in some places and WAS the Democrats in others. Their children stayed with the Democrats.
The 1920s KKK was as much a Republican affair (outside the South) as a Democrat affair. Colorado had a whole Governor, Morely, who was a KKK honcho and a Republican.
Blacks know this. White Republicans today should at least know that blacks know this.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 14, 2015 12:05 AM (AVEe1)
Actually I'm in agreement with mnh and the dem senators. And I'll stay here, thanks Maet
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 14, 2015 12:06 AM (HHawz)
K, I'll just take my ball and go home I guess.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:04 AM (AkOaV)
*****
Strawmen everywhere would like you to stop building them.
You were only asked a question, FFS.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 14, 2015 12:06 AM (XrHO0)
I guess politics makes strange bedfellows.
Posted by: mynewhandle
Uhm, those folks are on the same side of the issue as dear leader. They're just holding out for a bigger payoff, from the treasury, that the taxpayer is obligated to pay into.
Is this your first rodeo?
Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 14, 2015 12:06 AM (o/3Hk)
I guess it's a start, but the big liberal arts universities have huge endowments and ridiculously high tuitions that the rich liberal kids' parents can afford without subsidies...
And those are the types that go in to media and politics. And to some extent teaching.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:07 AM (AkOaV)
I suspect Barry O was going to screw over a Dem favorite in the secret deal and that's why they howled.
Posted by: eman at May 14, 2015 12:07 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Garrett at May 14, 2015 12:07 AM (7K7xP)
well, whatever their motives are, THEY killed the bill while Turtle promised to to keep the TPP alive.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:08 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:08 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 14, 2015 12:05 AM (AVEe1)
*****
Ahhh, the Dem ploy to disassociate themselves from recorded history commonly known as the Dixiecrat gambit.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 14, 2015 12:09 AM (cIoI4)
Turns out I picked the right school for the boy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 14, 2015 12:09 AM (+YMhA)
Nikki Haley.
She's cute. I would hit that...... ballot.
Posted by: eleven at May 13, 2015 11:55 PM (MDgS
Sacred honor compels me to tell you that I have already put my ballot in her ballot box.
And by ballot box I mean in her vagina.
Posted by: Will Folkes at May 14, 2015 12:10 AM (+Fae7)
An empty Lake Travis has destroyed the boating industry there. And, "boating industry" means all of it. Bait camps. Marinas. Repair and service operations. Tackle shops. Ski equipment.
Normally, Lake Travis hosts a sizeable fleet of serious yachts. Nowdays? It's a Jet Ski pond.
All that doom and gloom aside, right now is a good time for a well focused, fiscally disciplined Capitalist Pig to invest heavily in the watersports world in Central Texas.
"Pent Up Demand", would be one hell of a good DBA to file with the State, as it perfectly describes the state of the inland, watersports market.
Guess it also describes the state of mind of certain Jr. High schoolmarms, but that's a different comment, entirely.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 14, 2015 12:10 AM (RzZOc)
oh okay, so the whole KKK was formed to keep the carpet baggin (republican) yankees out of the south and the uppity blacks from voting Republican is a myth?
And the big rebirth of the KKK after birth of the nation had nothign to do with progressives (mostly dem, a few R) and their love of SCIENCE and eugenics? And Woodrow Wilson (a conservative republican, I guess) screening birth of a nation as the first movie screened in the WH was totally unrelated?
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:11 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: OTB at May 14, 2015 12:11 AM (ShdUd)
My son-in-law is going to change out our water heater for an on-demand model tomorrow and I get to act as his assistant. It's a tankless job.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 14, 2015 12:11 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: mynewhandle
Who told you it was dead? One vote does not kill anything. Anytime McConnell thinks he can get 7 more votes, it will be back.
Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 14, 2015 12:11 AM (xrURQ)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, Humble Worker In Darwin's Fields at May 14, 2015 12:12 AM (Y2eQR)
The KKK was explicitly founded to overthrow the Republican Party. As time went on, it found a home with the progressives of the day, especially in regards to eugenics.
While I have no doubt that there were a few scattered Republicans who became members, it is, and always has been, a "progressive" organization.
Posted by: Lauren at May 14, 2015 12:13 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Muldoon
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* searches in drawer for the .38 *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2015 12:13 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: OTB at May 14, 2015 12:13 AM (ShdUd)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 13, 2015 11:40 PM (+1T7c)
The SJW would crucify me for saying this, but heavy duty drinking is a much bigger problem for girls than for guys. Guys don't get pregnant, or if they're passed out raped. It may not be fair, but as my mom used to say, life isn't fair. Girls need to be a lot more careful about how much they drink, even if they aren't driving. These universities aren't doing them any favors by not telling them the truth about life. Being dead drunk around drunken guys is risky.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 14, 2015 12:13 AM (TFeCV)
But, when in Rome....
I'm pretty sure that Garrett and mnh are traitors and in violation of the Logan Act. Fuck those guys in particular.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 14, 2015 12:13 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2015 12:13 AM (MDgS8)
. That made my evening Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 14, 2015 12:13 AM (HHawz)
yes, thats true. I mean temporarily dead.
Like a zombie.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:14 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Garrett at May 14, 2015 12:14 AM (7K7xP)
Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2015 12:15 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, Humble Worker In Darwin's Fields at May 14, 2015 12:15 AM (Y2eQR)
yup, why do students get sooper special loans when they would not qualify to get a loan for a 1977 AMC Pacer?
plus why are student loans exempt from bankruptcy?
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 14, 2015 12:15 AM (D0Tns)
Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2015 12:15 AM (MDgS8)
Earlier tonight I was in Austin, or rather near Austin and ate with friends. The TV was on and the bif story was that a former city manager from Florida gave a sensitivity talk about how an all female city council was very different from a male one. Said that females want to know community impact rather than financial cost of issues. Said they were more emotional.
Outrage! The mostly female Austin city council had a presser where they were all very upset, hurt and angry about what message the video talk sent to the community and had it removed from the city website even though it cost a lot of money. There is talk that the male city manager may have to resign.
I'm glad I moved away.
Posted by: Daybrother at May 14, 2015 12:16 AM (IUynn)
*groan*
It's kinda fitting your hash is just one misplaced F away from "Nerd".
Keep it up, or you will be pun-ished
Posted by: DC in River City at May 14, 2015 12:16 AM (e+1S5)
Shit, you might be right on that Logan Act violation.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:16 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:08 AM (AkOaV)
They did not kill the bill... McConnel specifically changed his vote from Yes to No, so that under the rules he can bring it up again when he wishes...
The Dems wanted MORE crap... and blackmailed McConnell with that vote to get the other votes to the floor.
Which proves to me just who is running the Senate... and it aint McConnell...
Posted by: BB Wolf at May 14, 2015 12:16 AM (qh617)
I always wondered just how my college classmates would come home unscathed after walking drunk through a really lousy neighborhood in NYC night after night. Still wonder, to this day.
Posted by: LawLurker at May 14, 2015 12:17 AM (zKwtX)
Posted by: Moki at May 14, 2015 12:17 AM (x303I)
plus why are student loans exempt from bankruptcy?
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 14, 2015 12:15 AM (D0Tns)
******
Probably for the same reason that tax debt can't be discharged in Bankruptcy.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 14, 2015 12:17 AM (3F6F8)
"In the South, Klan members were still Democratic, as it was a one-party region for whites. Klan chapters were closely allied with Democratic police, sheriffs, and other functionaries of local government. Since disfranchisement of most African Americans and many poor whites around the start of the 20th century, the only political activity for whites took place within the Democratic Party."
See guys, they HAD to be democrats. No choice. Nothing to see here!
Posted by: Lauren at May 14, 2015 12:17 AM (MYCIw)
Oooh ooh, what about the KKK members in the North where they had 2 parties?
They were all overwhelmingly Democrats, too.
Or does wiki not go there?
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:18 AM (AkOaV)
that is some science right there.
too bad the feminists skreach that women=men=pigs=etc
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 14, 2015 12:19 AM (D0Tns)
Just think of the damage he could do if the discussion was of Septic Tanks?
And no, Texas A&M does not have a Septic Tank Battalion.
That's just some shitty rumor being smeared around.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 14, 2015 12:19 AM (RzZOc)
No, the KKK was *not* founded as a "progressive" organization. The old regime in the south prior to 1865 was all about black subordination. The KKK were hardly "progressing" from that. The very notion is just... silly.
The late 1800s / early 1900s were an age of upheaval, so the rebirth of the KKK as a strange white-power sort-of conservative, sort-of progressive entity is of a piece with that. This liberal fascism crossed party lines. (Morely as a governor is hardly a fringe figure.)
Only a political hack or someone ignorant of history could say that the KKK was a "progressive" institution at its outset. I prefer not to be either.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 14, 2015 12:19 AM (AVEe1)
I suspect Barry O was going to screw over a Dem favorite in the secret deal and that's why they howled.
Posted by: eman at May 14, 2015 12:07 AM (MQEz6)
Kabuki theater.
This little spat between Obama and Warren was set up to give her more "street cred" with the unions against Hillary!.
It makes her the Democrat that will look out for the unions.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 14, 2015 12:19 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2015 12:19 AM (n6Nt0)
12. Years. Old.
What the hell is that, 6th or 7th grade?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 13, 2015 11:48 PM (+Fae7)
I think it's abnormal for an adult woman to want to bang a 16 year old. It seems to me that women are more attracted to men, not boys. Screwing boys goes against nature. I suspect that those teachers are emotionally retarded.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 14, 2015 12:19 AM (TFeCV)
Keep fuckin that chicken, buddy.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:20 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2015 12:20 AM (o68RC)
Posted by: BB Wolf
That.
Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 14, 2015 12:20 AM (o/3Hk)
http://www.e2046.com/product/Alleyne+%28PVC%29/22927/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 14, 2015 12:20 AM (68qdQ)
Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2015 12:21 AM (MDgS8)
Garrett -- banned.
Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2015 12:15 AM (MDgS
No reason to get heated.
Posted by: flounder at May 14, 2015 12:21 AM (ecDRv)
And no, Texas A&M does not have a Septic Tank Battalion...
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
*****
Well...
...I would start by welcoming all my Brethren and Cistern to this evening's thread.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 14, 2015 12:21 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: eleven
Now, why would you throw cold water on the idea?
Posted by: Mike Hammer
He's all wet
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 14, 2015 12:21 AM (HHawz)
It was well knows that if you wanted to keep pipes or a water heater fixed in one place you wanted to reach for the "plumber's taupe"
Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2015 12:21 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, Humble Worker In Darwin's Fields at May 14, 2015 12:22 AM (Y2eQR)
They conveniently leave out any statistics while assuring us that they recruited members from both parties in the north, and give an example of some Republican governor.
Then they assure us that the "liberal democrats" tried to make an effort to distance themselves from the KKK in 1924, but gosh darn it, it jsut didn't work.
Posted by: Lauren at May 14, 2015 12:22 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Harry Reid at May 14, 2015 12:23 AM (7K7xP)
Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2015 12:23 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 14, 2015 12:24 AM (68qdQ)
Progressive in the Woodrow Wilson sense of the word. (Although, really is there any other kind?)
As in, horribly racist jackasses who think that the unpeople of the world should be sterilized and eliminated.
Posted by: Lauren at May 14, 2015 12:24 AM (MYCIw)
The thing is, it really wasn't.
At all.
It was founded in response to the Reconstruction policy of the "radical" Republicans to keep republicans out of the south.
The racial stuff was not a driving force in the beginning. But they did want to disenfranchise blacks who voted Republican (they voted R back then like they vote D now).
They lynched a lot of us yankees, too.
Then, in the early 1900s, it was explicitly about race and eugenics and progressivism.
it was never "conservative" in any way we use that word today.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:25 AM (AkOaV)
Bolton replied that he had not heard of the report and had no intention to read it. When Kucinich pressed him further, Bolton replied, "I don't have time to read much fiction."
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 14, 2015 12:25 AM (+4uXG)
Posted by: Zombie Robert Byrd-D at May 14, 2015 12:25 AM (zt+N6)
Bolton replied that he had not heard of the report and had no intention to read it. When Kucinich pressed him further, Bolton replied, "I don't have time to read much fiction."
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 14, 2015 12:25 AM (+4uXG)
Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 14, 2015 12:25 AM (xrURQ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 14, 2015 12:19 AM (AVEe1)
****
See now, you typed up,your own logical fallacy. You turned your "preference" I,to your own BTH fact.
You of course are entitled to your preferences and opinions, but not your own facts.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 14, 2015 12:25 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: eleven
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Me? Too late. I've already achieved Permaban status.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2015 12:25 AM (n6Nt0)
http://tinyurl.com/ktznw9b
Posted by: LawLurker at May 14, 2015 12:26 AM (zKwtX)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 14, 2015 12:26 AM (NeFrd)
So who stole the strawberry ice cream this time?
It wasn't strawberry ICE CREAM it was STRAWBERRIES!
Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2015 12:26 AM (MDgS8)
The "liberal democrats" (or "progressives" in the parlance of the time) where the entire force behind the KKK rebirth in the 1920s (the KKK most people know and talk about, with the racial stuff).
And while there were progressives in both parties, it was ALWAYS overwhelmingly Democrats.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:26 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 14, 2015 12:26 AM (68qdQ)
Posted by: Lauren at May 14, 2015 12:27 AM (MYCIw)
Re the Klan, weren't anti-Catholic and less so anti-semitic fervor a large part of the deal in more modern times? I thought I had read that those motivations equaled the anti-black one for the modern Klan.
Also, Lauren (know you're just quoting Wiki), WTF with the "disenfranchised poor whites"? Poll taxes?
Posted by: rhomboid at May 14, 2015 12:27 AM (afQnV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 14, 2015 12:27 AM (68qdQ)
A little more harsh than Islam, don't you think? But then I haven't read all the other comments.
Posted by: DM at May 14, 2015 12:27 AM (j/tOh)
http://coutureallure.blogspot.com/2009/05/mainbocher-and-navy-waves.html
Now if they'd just bring back the Johnny Cash/SS winter blues...
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 14, 2015 12:28 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Garrett at May 14, 2015 12:28 AM (7K7xP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2015
Sing it brother
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 14, 2015 12:28 AM (HHawz)
Posted by: Lauren at May 14, 2015 12:01 AM (MYCIw)
Lyndon Johnson bought them off with welfare.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 14, 2015 12:29 AM (TFeCV)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:29 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Anna
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** shifty eyes **
* plays with ball bearings *
Posted by: Cpt. Queeg at May 14, 2015 12:29 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: Anna
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** shifty eyes **
* plays with ball bearings *
Posted by: Cpt. Queeg at May 14, 2015 12:29 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2015 12:29 AM (o68RC)
"You're all banned.
Except for Alex. And Beth.
And this lamp.
Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2015 12:23 AM (MDgS
"
Hey man, it's cool. I'm with the banned.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 14, 2015 12:29 AM (RzZOc)
As far as conveniently leaving out statistics, well, if the Klan was so odious to Republicans in Colorado, how come Morely won?
But okay, whatevz. White conservatives have always had the best interests of blacks at heart, even when blacks don't agree and don't vote accordingly. It must be because blacks is ignint (It really is amazing that the party of the KKK and Jim Crow has managed to so completely pretend that we were the ones who did all the things that they actually did.) and corrupt (I guess free shit overcomes all.).
It can't be that blacks have racial interests that they perceive as different from whites'. It can't be that blacks have generational traditions of living alongside whites, and of how whites voted.
Blacks, to their credit, know who they are and know who WE are. More to their credit they are honest about it.
Again and again: in the 1860s, the KKK were the conservative force. The Democrats were the conservative force.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 14, 2015 12:30 AM (AVEe1)
Right after we were all drummed out like that?
Posted by: Garrett at May 14, 2015 12:30 AM (7K7xP)
The late 1800s / early 1900s were an age of upheaval, so the rebirth of the KKK as a strange white-power sort-of conservative, sort-of progressive entity is of a piece with that. This liberal fascism crossed party lines. (Morely as a governor is hardly a fringe figure.)
Only a political hack or someone ignorant of history could say that the KKK was a "progressive" institution at its outset. I prefer not to be either.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 14, 2015 12:19 AM (AVEe1)
Funny, all the "progressive" Democrats of the 70's, 80's and 90'sin the South sucked up to all of the old KKK Democrats that ran the place during 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's.
Plus, it took those evil KKK members until the 2000's to adequately infiltrate the GOP to finally make the GOP the majority party in the South.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 14, 2015 12:31 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Zombie Robert Byrd-D at May 14, 2015 12:31 AM (zt+N6)
Ohio police: Please don't jog on our streets when you're drunk. And naked.
I always feel bad for the police on "Cops" who have to deal with all those naked people. Yuch. They should get extra pay for that. And why are there so many people running around these trashy neighborhoods with their clothes off?
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 14, 2015 12:31 AM (TFeCV)
Unfortunately, it's only an early step. I still have to assemble a good chunk of my infantry, and have barely started painting one squad of them.
But at least the tank's done!
Posted by: junior at May 14, 2015 12:32 AM (F6175)
Oh yeah. I mean, they were basically NAZIs. I think it's still a big part of whatever platform the 5 guys hanging out in their basement wearing their table cloths have put together.
Posted by: Lauren at May 14, 2015 12:32 AM (MYCIw)
I want these people to die. To die by being assfucked to death by Shelob with a strap-on. While their eyeballs are eaten by rabid wolverines. While their brains are pulled out their nose with crochet hooks. While their nipples are jump started by a Mack truck.
http://tinyurl.com/np6r3rv
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, Humble Worker In Darwin's Fields at May 14, 2015 12:32 AM (Y2eQR)
Jim
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* passes Jim a bowl of cold gruel made from ground-up, East German surplus Kaboom boxes *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2015 12:32 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 14, 2015 12:30 AM (AVEe1)
What do you MEAN by conservative?
I mean, I'm genuinely curious.
Maybe that's where the misunderstanding is coming from.
Because the biggest proponents of progressivism were southern whites and northern "elites" like Woodrow Wilson.
"conservative" democrats were in states like PA and NY, and were not majorities until way later.
The enemies of the KKK were the "radical republicans" who would today be called "TEA Party extremists" (not perfect analogy, but close) who pushed and passed the 13th and 14th amendments.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:32 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2015 12:32 AM (o68RC)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 14, 2015 12:32 AM (NeFrd)
They call themselves "progressive" or "liberal" but they have the most "regressive" policies ever. They believe in statism and essentially want to go back to the times of the serfs (they, of course, being the land lords)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:33 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Garrett at May 14, 2015 12:33 AM (7K7xP)
That was back when Senators ran House committees, right?
//
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:33 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2015 12:34 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: LawLurker at May 14, 2015 12:34 AM (zKwtX)
My own faaaaaace
In the daaaaaark ...
And loneliness
And I saaaaaw
My own faaaaaace
Like a spark frozen in Heaven---
Posted by: Null at May 14, 2015 12:36 AM (xjpRj)
"regressive" policies ever. They believe in statism and essentially want
to go back to the times of the serfs (they, of course, being the land
lords)
I thought they didn't care much for landlords:
https://youtu.be/aCiYmCVikjo
Or does that only apply to when they're not the landlord?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 14, 2015 12:36 AM (UVfht)
Nor is there much similarity to the small KKK groups of today.
The 10 cities with the largest 1920's klan membership:
Chicago, Indianapolis, Philadelphia, Detroit, Denver, Portland, Atlanta, Los Angeles-Long Beach, Youngstown, and Pittsburgh
Posted by: RioBravo at May 14, 2015 12:36 AM (NUqwG)
Posted by: LawLurker at May 14, 2015 12:03 AM (zKwtX)
I encounter that every so often. Most had a grandparent or two who went through Reconstruction after the Civil War and taught them to never, ever vote Republican.
I know a Lutheran pastor in his mid-eighties who is a committed pro-lifer and is as conservative as I am on most of the issues. Yet, he votes for Democrats in every single election because of the way Republicans treated his grandmother and her family during Reconstruction. Go figure.
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 14, 2015 12:36 AM (0RdKg)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 14, 2015 12:37 AM (68qdQ)
Wow. Just wow.
So you deny that there was a concerted effort to obfuscate the left's history of racism?
It's just like the concerted effort to elevate FDR to sainthood. I would say it's amazing that he left has made so many people under 40 believe that FDR was the second coming of Jesus. That's not some secret coded racist dog whistle. Good lord.
"
It can't be that blacks have racial interests that they perceive as different from whites'. It can't be that blacks have generational traditions of living alongside whites, and of how whites voted.
Blacks, to their credit, know who they are and know who WE are. More to their credit they are honest about it. "
They don't know who we are. They know what dems say we are, which is the problem. We are NOT who they say we are, but apparently you have bought into the libs lies as well.
Posted by: Lauren at May 14, 2015 12:37 AM (MYCIw)
Basically they drove around in cars on bad roads, wound up at a secluded place on some lake shore, got harangued a bit, did whatever hallucinogen and then:
1) staggered around glassy eyed
2) started ripping off their clothes
3) started puking voluminously
The upshot of it was that it really didn't look very fun and he was glad he decided to pass on the "host"
There are a lot of reasons to run around naked. Just not a lot of good ones.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2015 12:37 AM (t//F+)
Again and again: in the 1860s, the KKK were the conservative force. The Democrats were the conservative force.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 14, 2015 12:30 AM (AVEe1)
*******
So, you are going to go with:
"I reject your historically documented facts and instead pretend that what the historical facts I wish to be, were actually reality". Gambit.
Mind numbing lack of self awareness in this one.
Why not just say " I reject recorded history and instead inject my opinion as fact, because preferences."?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 14, 2015 12:38 AM (cIoI4)
Right after we were all drummed out like that?
Posted by: Garrett at May 14, 2015
Blowing your own horn?,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 14, 2015 12:38 AM (HHawz)
Posted by: Comments at May 14, 2015 12:39 AM (TzeLs)
313 289 >>271 Hey, we're getting the banned back together. Right after we were all drummed out like that? Posted by: Garrett at May 14, 2015 Blowing your own horn?,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 14, 2015 12:38 AM (HHawz
Such Bass-less accusations.
Posted by: buzzion at May 14, 2015 12:39 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2015 12:40 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Garrett
****
Directly to the naughty bits.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 14, 2015 12:41 AM (F0Cog)
heh, yeah val jar hated landlords when she was slum lordin around chicago.
But I meant it in the original sense -- the lord of the land. the people living in the castle while the serfs worked the fields.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:42 AM (AkOaV)
"You know what the trouble with nudist beaches is? Quality control."
Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2015 12:43 AM (t//F+)
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Pffft...
Flamethrowers don't hurt tanks! And all the fuel they're carrying means that they're bombs on treads!
Of course, actually getting throw the armor with what is essentially a light field gun (the Chi-Ha didn't have a real anti-tank gun, after all) might take some doing....
Posted by: junior at May 14, 2015 12:43 AM (F6175)
RioBravo, thanks for that factoid, and does that suggest my memory is correct about the anti-Catholic and anti-immigrant (legal!) basis for much Klan participation in modern times? 1920s certainly were a period in which the mass immigration of the period and just before were putting great stress on some parts of the country, in terms of "cultural absorptive capacity", to coin a phrase.
Of course like everything else important instructive in our history, the problems with the mass (legal!) immigration of the early 20th century - problems that led to policy changes ("time outs") on such mass immigration, are largely forgotten. And if brought up at all, only with the distortion that "racism" or intolerance, and not normal human aversion to disruption (economic, cultural) were the nature of the reaction.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 14, 2015 12:43 AM (afQnV)
I can't even remember where I read it, maybe an article here, but 95% of blacks are just not going to vote Republican no matter what, no matter who.
the GOP should not waste time or money on that electorate.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2015 12:43 AM (ODxAs)
Sorry about that. I work hard to look this good naked, and I just wish to share it with the world. I'm a giver.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 14, 2015 12:43 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 14, 2015 12:43 AM (xrURQ)
all well known conservative republican strong holds, of course.
...right?
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:44 AM (AkOaV)
324 Well if we're on double secret probation, then somebody's horse is going to die.
Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 14, 2015 12:43 AM (xrURQ)
And we're gonna need a toga party.
Posted by: buzzion at May 14, 2015 12:45 AM (zt+N6)
Art from Lodoss. From the limited edition slipcase book Anam.
http://tinyurl.com/nyuvexb
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 14, 2015 12:45 AM (68qdQ)
Chicago, Indianapolis, Philadelphia, Detroit, Denver, Portland, Atlanta, Los Angeles-Long Beach, Youngstown, and Pittsburgh
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LA?
Huh. I'd always thought that they'd had minimal presence out here on the west coast. I knew that they existed out here, but I'd always figured that the numbers stayed small.
Posted by: junior at May 14, 2015 12:45 AM (F6175)
Ah, wishful thinking. I say that since they'll be the first up against the wall and their skulls will adorn the towers of the castle.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 14, 2015 12:46 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2015 12:46 AM (MDgS8)
Because extensively documented (fairly recent) history is being re-written before our eyes, and the facts just don't seem to matter to a significant per centage of the population.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:46 AM (AkOaV)
Right after we were all drummed out like that?
Posted by: Garrett at May 14, 2015
Blowing your own horn?,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
The village of the banned people.
Posted by: Daybrother at May 14, 2015 12:46 AM (C5jGf)
Posted by: buzzion at May 14, 2015
Fat, drunk & stupid..........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 14, 2015 12:46 AM (HHawz)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 14, 2015 12:47 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:47 AM (AkOaV)
Be well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 14, 2015 12:49 AM (HHawz)
Chivalry, demands.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 14, 2015 12:49 AM (RzZOc)
Art from Lodoss. From the limited edition slipcase book Anam.
http://tinyurl.com/nyuvexb
-------------------
Nice.
Still have a soft spot for the original OVA series, even with as many issues (primarily animation) as it had.
The TV series, on the other hand...
*shudder*
Posted by: junior at May 14, 2015 12:49 AM (F6175)
Puzzling over LA and Long Beach as hotbeds of 1920s Klan activity, actually. Though immigrant (Mexican and Japanese, very different from the mix in the east) and anti-Catholic (Mexican) issues were there. I believe the black population was neglibible at that time, so that probably wasn't much of an issue.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 14, 2015 12:49 AM (afQnV)
That Kim Jong Un has a real yen for particularly brutal "executions," doesn't he? Mortars, flame-throwers, packs of ravenous dogs....
The effwads at CNN did a whole story on it, but didn't once mention the word COMMUNIST. Or "Far-Left," or "Extremist."
But of course not.
Posted by: Beverly at May 14, 2015 12:50 AM (EOreg)
A really really hot Venezuelan girl once told me that I should come down to South America so she could teach me to drink grain alcohol and dance the Meringue naked on the beach all night.
I never went but it shows to go that there are often very good reasons for running around naked.
Posted by: Daybrother at May 14, 2015 12:50 AM (C5jGf)
Posted by: alan grayson at May 14, 2015 12:51 AM (o/3Hk)
Posted by: Dave M at May 14, 2015 12:51 AM (T1Fev)
The KKK is most remembered for the racist against black stuff, but it was a "fraternal organization" dedicated to "promoting the white race" (and supporting progressives, namely democrats).
So if I had to guess.... maybe the asian immigrants.
Keep in mind, the eugenics thing (SCIENCE!!!) was huge with progressives back then.
Oh, this is delicious -- I read (can't find the link right now unfortunately) an article calling Republicans and Christians "science deniers" because they didn't believe in using the government to promote eugenics policies like Jim Crow laws.
Reminded me of the whole global warming thing.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:52 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 14, 2015 12:53 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2015 12:53 AM (kivUY)
an anti aircraft gun?!?!
Well i suppose thats a better way to go then getting fed to the dogs.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:53 AM (AkOaV)
Yes, they were big in the north, in Democrat areas.
biggest rally in the history of the klan was in PA I believe.
People tend to forget / gloss over that part.
Fun fact: last major city to integrate schools, have blacks on their sports teams, etc. was Boston, MA.
About as a blue a city in as blue a state as you can find.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:54 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 14, 2015 12:49 AM (afQnV)
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The KKK were somewhat equal opportunity when it came to their brand of hate. They were not focused solely on Blacks. A lot of off the boat immigrants would have hit their radar.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 14, 2015 12:54 AM (XrHO0)
I never went but it shows to go that there are often very good reasons for running around naked.
You're a damn fool. When a hot Venezuelan chick asks you to get naked, You. Say. Yes.
It's like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 14, 2015 12:54 AM (e+1S5)
I was like "wait, should I know who this person is?" Makes much more sense now!
Posted by: Lauren at May 14, 2015 12:55 AM (MYCIw)
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I would agree. They were for immigration restriction particularly to limit Catholics, central Europeans, and Jews (both country of origin and religion). They were also in favor of keeping America dry (with regard to alcohol and Mexicans).
Membership was primarily small farmers and factory laborers primarily WASP. Real studies show the membership was more progressive than the leadership with regard to government intervention in the economy.
The Klan is somewhat hard to study because too many writers repeat the same superficial aspects over and over again.
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Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:44 AM (AkOaV)
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Probably more Republican than Democrat outside the Solid South since Repubs were so rare to begin with.(KKK was not strong in all Southern states in the 20's)
Regarding a single Klan ballot in Penn. and New jersey in 1924:
"Of the total of 1,139 voters, 490 listed themselves as Republicans, only 97 as Democrats, and 552 as Independents. Among them are 243 women."
Posted by: RioBravo at May 14, 2015 12:57 AM (NUqwG)
Beverly - yes, I thought the bizarre/lurid/gross nature of the NK execution would get more horde attention.
So - doing my own belated part - as I haven't myself looked at any of the "reporting" (sorry, this is de rigeur in reference to any contemporary "journalism" aside from weather and sports scores) - but what was the caliber? I assume 23mm Soviet-designed ZSU? Single? Coulda been a quad - now THAT's a firing squad, so to speak.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 14, 2015 12:57 AM (afQnV)
'We leave tonight, though you'll have to ride my mustache on the way.'
Posted by: Garrett at May 14, 2015 12:59 AM (7K7xP)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 01:00 AM (AkOaV)
Ha. The science is settled people!
Seriously though, the left is still just as in love with eugenics as they ever were, they're just slightly better at hiding it now.
But the second you confront them with a disabled baby, it comes spewing out in full force. (Peter Singer just said insurance companies should withhold treatment for very ill babies, for example)
I know I keep going back to this, but there really is a reason why abortion clinics are disproportionately located in black neighborhoods. That wasn't an accident. Hell, the "notorious RBG" let the mask slip a few years ago when she said something like "oh, I thought we legalized abortion to keep the undesirable population down."
Posted by: Lauren at May 14, 2015 01:00 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 14, 2015 01:00 AM (dULJN)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 14, 2015 12:54 AM (XrHO0)
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The 1920's Klan (though hateful) was primarily driven by economic and social issues. Race was often derivative - vices of immigrants, reefer madness of the Mexicans, and so on as well as job competition. Race as a primary driver was more true of the Reconstruction Klan and today's small groups.
Posted by: RioBravo at May 14, 2015 01:01 AM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 14, 2015 01:01 AM (Gosad)
It's like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 14, 2015 12:54 AM (e+1S5)"
I have neighbors from Colombia, Argentina, Mexico, Guatemala and Venezuela.
You have no idea how difficult it is to prioritize my lust for those respective housewives.
Yeah, spark up the Lake of Fire.
At least, I've confessed one of my sins.
You don't have enough pixels to deal with the rest.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 14, 2015 01:01 AM (RzZOc)
It's like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: DC in River City
Yes. I regret it to this day. In my defense I was in Costa Rica and it was my birthday, I was there diving and she was at the hotel with her boyfriend. God she was hot. Chavez had just taken over and she said she was worried. Apparently when Venezuelans get worried they get drunk, naked and dance all night.
Posted by: Daybrother at May 14, 2015 01:01 AM (C5jGf)
Posted by: Garrett at May 14, 2015 01:02 AM (7K7xP)
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Yeah, but LA still doesn't make much sense. New York City was the single largest English-speaking city in the world (and had been for some time). So I'd expect the Klan to get there in numbers one way or another. Los Angeles, and California, weren't the population giants that they are now. iirc, the big population boom kicked in after World War 2.
Posted by: junior at May 14, 2015 01:03 AM (F6175)
Posted by: Roy Batty at May 14, 2015 01:04 AM (n6Nt0)
Brazilians are where its at. I dated a Brazilian girl for a while. She was nuts, but not quite Teh Crazy.
Didn't last too long unfortunately.
Had to end when she threw my cell phone out the window of my truck and grabbed my steering wheel because I wanted to go home and not to McDonalds at like 3 AM on the way back from a party.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 01:04 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Brian Williams at May 14, 2015 01:05 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Daybrother
Wonder what they would do for a case of toilet paper?
Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 14, 2015 01:05 AM (o/3Hk)
I mean, maybe not Haven Monohan crazy...
Posted by: Lauren at May 14, 2015 01:06 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 01:06 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: DC in River City at May 14, 2015 12:54 AM
Could havewoken up a coke mule,minus a kidney, or both.
Posted by: otho at May 14, 2015 01:06 AM (tBSrv)
well in her defense, we DID skip dinner before the party (had to save room for booze. Ah, college)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 01:07 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2015 01:07 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2015 01:08 AM (kivUY)
Usually "universal healthcare" is a prominent indicator on these sillly "happiness" scales.
Or it's self reported. Which means nothing.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 01:09 AM (AkOaV)
NO, not like that, you filthy horde of oversexed pervs!
I mean, I have a toaster for crying out loud!
Hasta la nite nite, y'all!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 14, 2015 01:09 AM (RzZOc)
373 In a global ranking of happiness unveiled in New York on Thursday, Switzerland was deemed the happiest country in the world, closely followed by Iceland, Denmark, Norway and Canada.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2015 01:08 AM (kivUY)
Blame the French Canadians.
Posted by: buzzion at May 14, 2015 01:09 AM (zt+N6)
I see nothing there that defends your position to *not* get drunk and naked with a hot Venezuelan chick. I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to consfiscate and burn your moron card. We do have rules around here.
Come back when you stink of cheap liquor, sunscreen and Latina.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 14, 2015 01:09 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: junior at May 14, 2015 01:03 AM (F6175)
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From WikiP on LA:
"The city's population exploded from 102,000 at the turn of the century, to 577,000 in 1920, and over 1.2 million in 1929"
And in that are probably the reasons.
Posted by: RioBravo at May 14, 2015 01:10 AM (NUqwG)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 14, 2015 01:10 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 14, 2015 01:10 AM (OsWis)
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Aren't the Scandi countries the ones that have the unusually high suicide rates?
Posted by: junior at May 14, 2015 01:10 AM (F6175)
Yes. Apparently they also have a cultural aversion against admitting they're not happy.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 01:12 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 14, 2015 01:12 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: tinfoilbaby at May 14, 2015 01:12 AM (rod07)
From WikiP on LA:
"The city's population exploded from 102,000 at the turn of the century, to 577,000 in 1920, and over 1.2 million in 1929"
And in that are probably the reasons.
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That's still pretty small. Chicago, for instance, had over twice as many people in 1930.
California only had a little over 5 and a half million people in 1930.
Posted by: junior at May 14, 2015 01:13 AM (F6175)
Junior, as RioBravo helpfully notes, the Klan in the '20s was mostly driven by economic and social issues - including immigration (not just in principle but cuz Catholic, etc.) - so LA to me does not sound that surprising.
Remember the ethnic tensions in LA that predated the war and exploded during it (the Zoot Suit War). Elderly friend of mine told me that large parts of LA were off-limits to military when was back from his first USMC Pacific vacation (Guadalcanal) due to the Zoot Suit thing. Of course this didn't stop him from getting involved in a post-game brawl on the field of the Rose Bowl with sheriffs deputies after a UCLA (??) game during his liberty (a few nights in the San Pedro brig, where a high school classmate working there in the mess hall - my friend was from Glendale - recognized him in the chow line.
Actually, just my friend'sanecdotes/life history are an instructive microcosm of the pre-war LA region. Good buddy of his who was Japanese-American of course had to move away in '42; 2nd or 3rd generation Mexican-American buddy (they're friends to this day) enlisted in another branch, and Jim always laughs about what a "hard ass" this guy and his family were (meaning 1,000% assimilated yet proud Mexican-Americans who foamed at the mouth against any ethnically-based anti-Americanism).
Posted by: rhomboid at May 14, 2015 01:13 AM (afQnV)
Posted by: junior at May 14, 2015 01:10 AM (F6175)
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Their rates are lower than those of the United States. Finland's is higher than the US rate.
Posted by: RioBravo at May 14, 2015 01:13 AM (NUqwG)
I usually do especially as they're seducing Ace to learn the French tongue.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2015 01:15 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 14, 2015 01:16 AM (dULJN)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 01:16 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Garrett at May 14, 2015 01:16 AM (7K7xP)
I would have had to wait until she left with her boyfriend and then flown down to meet her. I did seriously consider driving my rental car directly to Venezuela but I'm pretty sure that would have been a really bad idea since I didn't do it.
I still regret it. You're right, I have no excuse.
Posted by: Daybrother at May 14, 2015 01:17 AM (C5jGf)
Posted by: RioBravo at May 14, 2015 01:18 AM (NUqwG)
I'm up in Montreal from time to time for my job. I always get a kick out of how all of the French Canadian assholes pretend they don't speak English.
I always make a point of bringing up how my favorite Canadian show is Trailer Park Boys to those pricks.
Fun to watch them denounce that show as quickly as possible.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 01:18 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Swedish Chef at May 14, 2015 01:18 AM (KghRQ)
ThunderB, interesting stuff - I'm gonna leap and guess that the "pro public schools" thing was essentially anti-parochial (i.e., Catholic) schools?
Hmmm, didn't some public figure just, in a public forum, barf up some rambling idiocy about private schooling and not sharing public spaces and class separation ..... wait, right, that was the "president" of the US.
What's the date today? I am as astonished, appalled, and inconsolable today as I was on Jan. 20, 2009 that the country did this to itself.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 14, 2015 01:20 AM (afQnV)
Posted by: tinfoilbaby at May 14, 2015 01:20 AM (rod07)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2015 01:20 AM (kivUY)
So what are the highlights, for us just joining in on the west coast
I did a skim, and it looks like a lot of thrills 'n spills.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 01:20 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: derit at May 14, 2015 01:20 AM (jT+gh)
I'm so over this KKK stuff if anyone cares.
We lost the history. The left won that battle, the truth doesn't matter.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 01:21 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Charlie Brown at May 14, 2015 01:24 AM (KghRQ)
I'm going to bed. Nite all.
Posted by: Daybrother at May 14, 2015 01:24 AM (C5jGf)
When there were enough R.C. immigrants to want their own tax-funded schools, that's when the separation of Church and State laws and court cases started up to deny public funding for R.C. schools. I can't recall the decade(s) although 1840s onward would fit.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2015 01:24 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: Sen. Robt. Byrd (D) Hell at May 14, 2015 01:26 AM (2AlPN)
Posted by: tinfoilbaby at May 14, 2015 01:20 AM (rod07)
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Enjoy it there. We are good here.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 14, 2015 01:26 AM (cIoI4)
I did a skim, and it looks like a lot of thrills 'n spills.
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Apparently Daybrother ignored an invitation from a hot Venezuelan chick to get drunk and dance naked.
>.>
Posted by: junior at May 14, 2015 01:26 AM (F6175)
Posted by: Woodrow Wilson at May 14, 2015 01:29 AM (KghRQ)
Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2015 12:40 AM (MDgS
Or repeat double-secret probation. Which is why I now have to track it all in a spreadsheet.
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 14, 2015 01:29 AM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Garrett at May 14, 2015 01:30 AM (7K7xP)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2015 01:30 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: junior at May 14, 2015 01:32 AM (F6175)
Posted by: Garrett at May 14, 2015 01:30 AM (7K7xP)
And electrolytes. It's what the body craves.
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 14, 2015 01:32 AM (pAlYe)
I've gotten in two slap fights here today, so I'm sure I'm on a watch list.
Time for bed.
Posted by: Lauren at May 14, 2015 01:32 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Robinson at May 14, 2015 01:33 AM (5gToQ)
Huh. In my (limited) experience Montreal was the most truly bilingual city I've ever seen - everyone I ever dealt with was native fluent in both languages, and completely blase about speaking either.
Not counting Singapore, with their funny English, or Amsterdam (or Copenhagen where I've never been), where fluency in English has simply been a cultural/educational norm for a few generations.
My impression was that French-only was mostly a rural/small-town phenomenon in Quebec (driver of a horse carriage tour in Quebec City in the early 90s said Quebec City had only 5% English-speakers).
Spent a week out in the snow with the Vendieuxs (sp?), the francophone army brigade based inQ.C. (Valcartier)in the early 80s - only the officers spoke English - all Montrealers.
And I'll have to break ranks and report that one of my favorite vacations (did it5 or 6 times) was mid-winter trip to Quebec. Fantastic nordic skiing, great restaurants. Skating on the river. Hockey at Le Colisee. Spectacular snow and icecicles in the old city. Considering the 200-year drought we're starting out west, I'll be making plans to head there next February. This time I'll get in the QMJHL minor league game in a smaller town I've never done. I love the bitter cold - it keeps the riff-raff out (who don't understand you're never cold while x-country skiing, and if you have the clothes/gear you're never really cold while tramping betw. your quaint little hotel and a nice warm cafe).
Posted by: rhomboid at May 14, 2015 01:34 AM (afQnV)
please mr officer, leggo me hand, you dont know me and you dont understand...
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 01:34 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Garrett at May 14, 2015 01:35 AM (7K7xP)
Islam is the religion of peace!
Well, except for a few radicals, maybe 2 or 3 percent, which would only
make about a million radicals. And, maybe except for their supporters,
maybe 20 percent or so, which would make about 200 million. Other than
that, it's mostly moderates, who won't actually go out and jihad, but
they'll cheer the jihadists on. You've nothing to fear from Islam,
there's just no way that there are more than a three or four hundred
million activists and jihadists combined!
Posted by: Yes means Maybe at May 14, 2015 01:35 AM (7wyDO)
I used to go up to Mont Tremblant from time to time. Good skiing.
Did new years in Quebec City a few years ago. Cold.
And yes, I noticed that the bi lingualness seemed to disappear in the drive from Montreal up to Quebec City. People spoke very limited English in the land in between.
And I speak VERY limited French. Like worse then John Kerry.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 01:36 AM (AkOaV)
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Not exactly. The requirement to wear a stillsuit will no doubt be inversely proportional to the amount of money that you donated to Democratic candidates in the most recent election cycle.
Posted by: junior at May 14, 2015 01:37 AM (F6175)
About as a blue a city in as blue a state as you can find.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 12:54 AM (AkOaV)
**************
Remember the busing riots in Southie in the '70s? Good times.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 14, 2015 01:38 AM (5f5bM)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 14, 2015 01:38 AM (KghRQ)
And yeah, cheap and very few tourists in the winter.
I was very recognizable as an asshole american as I neglected to pack a hat or gloves or anything warmer than a ski jacket and jeans.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 01:38 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: tinfoilbaby at May 14, 2015 01:38 AM (rod07)
...I was born in the late 80s, but I'll take your word for it
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 01:39 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 14, 2015 01:41 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 14, 2015 01:42 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 14, 2015 01:43 AM (5f5bM)
Posted by: buzzion at May 14, 2015 01:43 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: flounder at May 14, 2015 01:43 AM (ecDRv)
All Ears
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 01:45 AM (qry2M)
If only Vic were around, he could give us a first hand account of how it all went down.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 01:46 AM (AkOaV)
At the very least he could tell us where he painted the pictographs that tell the whole story.
Posted by: Garrett at May 14, 2015 01:54 AM (7K7xP)
Never heard of it before.
Huh.
Learn something new every day I guess.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 01:55 AM (AkOaV)
Exciting.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 14, 2015 01:56 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Bruce J. at May 14, 2015 02:03 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 13, 2015 11:36 PM (3C9q2)
Nope, I'm much more comfortable with black men voting than white women.
Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2015 02:06 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: junior at May 14, 2015 01:32 AM (F6175)
Saw that. My tube socks could start looking like casts again.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 14, 2015 02:07 AM (+Fae7)
You know what's wrong with that spy story? There's no Steve Kroft pouring champagne in the ass crack of Brown Sugar and lapping it up.
Posted by: Bruce J. at May 14, 2015 02:08 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 02:10 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 02:17 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 14, 2015 02:18 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 02:21 AM (qry2M)
"Pretty Good For A White Boy"
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 02:23 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 14, 2015 02:23 AM (afQnV)
The Elder Gods do not experience time as we do. He will post.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 14, 2015 02:26 AM (UVfht)
And, as it so happens, there is an information service out there that has a login and a password, and security questions if you forget your password, or you can use billing information if you forget your security questions -- which is the name on the card and last four digits.....or, if you forget your card information, they'll see if you know your address. And their tech support guys will blithely reset the password and fix the questions if you have the information that Amazon just gave you and you used the same card.
As this soaks in, I expect a whole lot of people to be canceling any credit cards they have on file at Amazon.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 14, 2015 02:26 AM (T1005)
Gentlemen of a certain age (certainly not most of you) remember this timeless scupper:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8MYsii4DZY
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 02:26 AM (qry2M)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8MYsii4DZY
I remember it from the local Classic Rock station playing it about five years ago.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 14, 2015 02:29 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 14, 2015 02:31 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 14, 2015 02:32 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Bruce J. at May 14, 2015 02:33 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 14, 2015 02:34 AM (T1005)
There is no rift. You should just go ahead and fart. That will take care of your "feeling"
Posted by: Mirror Universe Luap Nor at May 14, 2015 02:35 AM (QLqUE)
Sorry to hear.
Wife's BoA on file at Amazon recently compromised.
Posted by: flounder at May 14, 2015 02:37 AM (ecDRv)
I just Harfed in my mouth just a little
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 02:42 AM (qry2M)
On topic - Jack Barsky is alive and well in the USA. Got a good job too. Why wasn't this guy hanged?
PC BS - 16 year old boys being raped by their high school teachers. Nonsense, 16 year old boys want to have sex with their female teachers. No rape involved. Anyway, it is unclear to me how a girl can rape a guy.
Posted by: jbarntt at May 14, 2015 02:44 AM (6QJZo)
Self Employed. Middle America. Flyover Country. Insomniac.
Posted by: Luap Nor's single Solitary Brain Cell at May 14, 2015 02:46 AM (QLqUE)
Posted by: Luap Nor's Brain Cell harfing up a psaki at May 14, 2015 02:48 AM (QLqUE)
Thanks for sharing, cooth.
Was shocked to see I had a credit card on file there - I never leave cards on file on any e-commerce sites, anywhere, ever, never have - so just deleted it (and the old expired one, too, just for good measure).
Which reminds me to do my Doenitz imitation and embark on a mass password change-over, a la changing the Enigma rotor settings and codebooks in the U-boat force. Something everyone should do at irregular but not infrequent intervals.
Wonder how many here also routinely lock their credit histories - procedure varies by state - but it pre-emptively nukes most meaningful ($$$$) ID-theft schemes before they start. And opening up the histories for the infrequent need (mortgage, other loan, background check) is easy and cheap.
Morons, get thee to your state's consumer affairs bureau website and see how to lock down your credit history with the three major private credit bureaus .......
Posted by: rhomboid at May 14, 2015 02:49 AM (afQnV)
Statutory Rape. When someone of age of legal consent has sex with someone who is not of age of legal consent.
Hope that clears up that little mess.
Posted by: Luap Nor's lawyakking Brain Cell at May 14, 2015 02:51 AM (QLqUE)
Posted by: jbarntt at May 14, 2015 02:44 AM (6QJZo)
Yeah, I have the same problem myself, If I pre-position myself timewise , and cut back on the binging I can barely keep up. Tonite there were dumb, vs inside vs one-immutable-set of-principals, vs cannibalism, vs multiple banning threats, vs Possible bannings, and...
It certainly puts me in a right positive move moving forward type of mood mood.
A script jockey could save us all! You're our last hope, obiwan...
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 02:52 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 14, 2015 02:57 AM (T1005)
"Anyway, it is unclear to me how a girl can rape a guy."
Statutory Rape. When someone of age of legal consent has sex with someone who is not of age of legal consent.
Hope that clears up that little mess.
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You think I was not aware of statutory rape laws? Not sure what the mess you is that you seem to think needs to be cleared up.
I rather doubt that a 16 year old boy who has the chance to do his high school teacher feels taken advantage of.
Posted by: jbarntt at May 14, 2015 03:04 AM (6QJZo)
Posted by: BignJames at May 14, 2015 03:07 AM (j7iSn)
It has been well declared by the Left that if one is 'trans' then they are 'born that way' while at the same time they declare that 'gender is a social construct.'
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8963
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 14, 2015 03:13 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 03:14 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 03:15 AM (qry2M)
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The person who forces the penetration is the rapist. A guy who is compelled to penetrate by his partner is a guy who is being raped, regardless of the gender of the partner.
While male on female rape gets all of the attention, female on male happens quite a bit as well. Problem is, the Feds didn't include it in their rape statistics until a few years ago. And prior to that, any localities that included it in the statistics they provided to the Feds had their numbers thrown out. So it hasn't gotten much attention (in addition to the fact that it violates The Narrative).
Slate (surprisingly enough) had a pretty good piece on it a while back.
Posted by: junior at May 14, 2015 03:15 AM (F6175)
I rather doubt law enforcement asked his opinion.
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These days law LEOs don't seem to ask anybody's opinion. Just like our federal government.
Why shouldn't they ask his opinion? Supposedly, he is the one harmed.
Posted by: jbarntt at May 14, 2015 03:16 AM (6QJZo)
Unfortunately not a single word so far about that awesome 7th Corps FA
Posted by: Luap Nor's lawyakking Brain Cell at May 14, 2015 03:19 AM (U7H1n)
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The information that he passed along appears to have been fairly low key. And it was clear to the FBI that he'd gone native quite a while before they caught onto him. For someone like him, a prison sentence would have been the normal solution. But since he'd gone native, they figured he was no longer a threat. So they traded the possibility of a sentence for full cooperation on his part.
Posted by: junior at May 14, 2015 03:20 AM (F6175)
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Uh, are you an idiot? How can I guy be compelled to penetrate "his partner"? Penetration requires an erection, erection s only occur with sexual arousal.
A guy who is not sexually aroused has no erection, and cannot penetrate.
Posted by: jbarntt at May 14, 2015 03:23 AM (6QJZo)
Posted by: jbarntt at May 14, 2015 03:23 AM (6QJZo)
I wasn't aware that a 16 year old boy was ever WITHOUT an erection.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 14, 2015 03:26 AM (+YMhA)
sentence for full cooperation on his part.
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Deport him to Russia, after he cooperates. They would deal with their traitor, and it would serve as a warning to others who might want to act as spies.
Posted by: jbarntt at May 14, 2015 03:31 AM (6QJZo)
A guy who is not sexually aroused has no erection, and cannot penetrate.
Posted by: jbarntt at May 14, 2015 03:23 AM (6QJZo)
A gun to the head is a great incentive.
Viaga also helps.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 14, 2015 03:32 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Garrett at May 14, 2015 03:32 AM (7K7xP)
Posted by: jbarntt at May 14, 2015 03:33 AM (6QJZo)
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You really think that a gun to the head makes a man get an erection?
Posted by: jbarntt at May 14, 2015 03:35 AM (6QJZo)
Posted by: jbarntt at May 14, 2015 03:33 AM (6QJZo)
Lighten up, Francis.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 14, 2015 03:35 AM (+YMhA)
A guy who is not sexually aroused has no erection, and cannot penetrate.
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If you're looking for an idiot, perhaps you'd best start by checking the mirror...
Erections don't turn themselves on or off just because the male wants them too. The upper brain can influence the lower brain, but the lower brain ultimately makes its own decisions. And a man can become sexually excited even when he logically knows that having sex in that situation would be a bad idea.
Additionally, there are ways to "aid" the process - Viagra being the most obvious.
Posted by: junior at May 14, 2015 03:45 AM (F6175)
Posted by: jbarntt at May 14, 2015 03:35 AM (6QJZo)
Just because a man attains an erection, doesn't mean he consents to sex. A man can be physically stimulated even if he doesn't want to engage in relations with particular women.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 14, 2015 03:47 AM (7YlUk)
Chopped dehydrated beef?
Posted by: Luap Nor's lawyakking Brain Cell at May 14, 2015 03:55 AM (C8x6r)
Now sgetti and meatballs were ok but thats about it.
Posted by: Luap Nor MRE Critic at May 14, 2015 03:58 AM (C8x6r)
Posted by: Luap Nor MRE Critic at May 14, 2015 04:02 AM (C8x6r)
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Sorry, didn't mean to offend anyone. I will lighten up, I don't want to make any snowflakes uncomfortable. Let me prove my good faith:
I reject my opinion that Russian spies should be hanged.
I reject my opinion that 16 year old boys have no control over their penis.
Lastly, to be be in your good graces, let me say that I fully support Mitch McConnell for president.
Do I get the bullet in the back of the head, comrade, or am I free to live another day, and find a conservative blog?
Posted by: jbarntt at May 14, 2015 04:02 AM (6QJZo)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at May 14, 2015 04:03 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Luap Nor MRE Critic at May 14, 2015 04:06 AM (C8x6r)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at May 14, 2015 04:06 AM (cIoI4)
Save money that way.
For the Troops!!!
Posted by: Luap Nor MRE Critic at May 14, 2015 04:08 AM (C8x6r)
A man can be physically stimulated even if he doesn't want to engage in
relations with particular women.
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Please, if you get an erection, it means you want to do her. In any case, a man is supposed to be in control of himself. If you aren't, so much the worse for you. Try being a man, instead of a slave to your dick.
Posted by: jbarntt at May 14, 2015 04:11 AM (6QJZo)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 04:13 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Luap Nor Asking the Questions no one else will at May 14, 2015 04:14 AM (C8x6r)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at May 14, 2015 04:15 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Luap Nor Asking the Questions no one else will at May 14, 2015 04:19 AM (C8x6r)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 04:21 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Luap Nor Friends dont let friends drive yugos at May 14, 2015 04:21 AM (C8x6r)
Posted by: jbarntt at May 14, 2015 04:11 AM (6QJZo)
Stimulation != Consent.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 14, 2015 04:23 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Luap Nor's Opinions? Do they matter? at May 14, 2015 04:26 AM (C8x6r)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 04:35 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 04:35 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 04:35 AM (qry2M)
******
cowshit. Sorry, couldn't resist.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at May 14, 2015 04:40 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Luap Nor is out of the loop at May 14, 2015 04:40 AM (C8x6r)
Posted by: Luap Nor's non working patootie at May 14, 2015 04:42 AM (C8x6r)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 04:46 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: jbarntt at May 14, 2015 04:11 AM (6QJZo)
You seem rather ignorant about human physiology.
Most of sexual function is controlled by the autonomic nervous system. Which means that it's not completely under voluntary control and in fact may be completely involuntary. After all can you ejaculate on demand? Can you become erect on demand (without any stimulation or mental imagery)? Can you become non-erect on demand while being stimulated? Almost certainly not for most men.
This doesn't mean though that men are slaves to their dicks - it just means they don't have complete voluntary control over their sexual functioning because that's just how the male reproductive system is wired. So erection != desire and non-erection != non-desire.
And that's completely independent of the fact that underage boys or girls cannot give legal sexual consent to an adult. Even if they in fact want to have sex with them.
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 14, 2015 04:47 AM (wqVD1)
Posted by: Luap Nor is not wearing a Batman T-Shirt at May 14, 2015 04:50 AM (C8x6r)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 04:54 AM (qry2M)
girls cannot give legal sexual consent to an adult. Even if they in fact
want to have sex with them."
That was pointed out and ignored. Win some. Loose some.
Posted by: Luap Norsays lighten up Francis at May 14, 2015 04:54 AM (C8x6r)
Posted by: Luap Norsays lighten up Francis at May 14, 2015 04:56 AM (C8x6r)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 14, 2015 04:56 AM (XrHO0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsaQdYmTPtY
Posted by: Luap Norsays lighten up Francis at May 14, 2015 04:56 AM (C8x6r)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA5IFJqjXiQ
Posted by: девушки и танки и at May 14, 2015 05:01 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 14, 2015 05:03 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 14, 2015 05:03 AM (cIoI4)
Oof! Pow! Zap!
Settle down, i'll watch it later.
Hey, Did I start this? if so. Pthwwwwt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYCmVaSznKY
calming images, to some
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 05:03 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 14, 2015 05:06 AM (3F6F8)
The Dark and Almighty Powerful Shrek 1 month ago (edited)
Never in my life would I think that I would enjoy a Russian wartime song sung by two school girls in fucking tanks, leading a fucking army.
That commenter said it better than I could
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 05:07 AM (qry2M)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5UHI1PtYS8
oh, come on, let it all hang out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ8wC0OhAgY
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 05:16 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 05:16 AM (qry2M)
The ONT is already a pants-free zone...
Posted by: The Pants-Free Hat at May 14, 2015 05:19 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 05:20 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 05:22 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 05:24 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 05:20 AM (qry2M)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMNWHLPSgBE
Posted by: Syd Barrett's Accountant at May 14, 2015 05:26 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: The Pants-Free Hat at May 14, 2015 05:19 AM (7YlUk)
***
Tacti-kilt is mandatory.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 14, 2015 05:28 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 05:28 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 05:35 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 14, 2015 05:36 AM (3F6F8)
Gymnasium Extravaganza and I was there.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 14, 2015 05:47 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 14, 2015 05:49 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 14, 2015 05:50 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 14, 2015 06:00 AM (3F6F8)
Of course the most vocal one who denied the statement was a classmate of mine who lost his teaching position making due to making advances on a 14 year old girl in a Texas public HS. He didn't last a year.
Posted by: Casual Observer at May 14, 2015 06:11 AM (wfmq2)
Posted by: Casual Observer at May 14, 2015 06:11 AM (wfmq2)
Killjoys...
Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 14, 2015 06:13 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 14, 2015 06:22 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 14, 2015 06:22 AM (3F6F
Cool!
I'll even let you have my sloppy seconds!
Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 14, 2015 06:25 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Comments at May 14, 2015 06:28 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Dr Frankenfurter at May 14, 2015 06:31 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: ISIS at May 14, 2015 06:40 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Comments at May 14, 2015 06:28 AM (3F6F
Wasn't the $100 the payment? If not, then send them a cashier's check with an apology.
Also consider moving to a state where you can get any booze you want 24/7.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 14, 2015 06:44 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 14, 2015 06:45 AM (7YlUk)
They are all fugly?
Seriously, "Hot for teacher" comes on, and none of them get asked to dance.
Posted by: revolting peasant at May 14, 2015 08:16 AM (izmLf)
"He" looks like the Easter Island version of Ambiguous Pat.
With a body and legs and whatever.
/mean girls
Posted by: revolting peasant at May 14, 2015 08:18 AM (izmLf)
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