Wednesday Morning News Dump

*I originally had "Government Run" instead of "Amtrak". It was pointed out to me that it appeared I was doing what I accuse the left of doing in the very next link, which is to lay blame for an accident before the dead are even collected from the crash. That was not my intent. I was simply using "Government Run" as a description to differentiate between an Amtrak train run by the government and say for example a Norfolk Southern train run by a private company. I often refer to companies like Amtrak as "government run" companies. I should have looked at it a bit closer in this context.

Posted by: BenK at 08:26 AM

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1 No, really?

Posted by: mindful webworker - last? at May 13, 2015 08:25 AM (gPTe0)

2 Yay! Dump!

Posted by: EC at May 13, 2015 08:25 AM (cJ1t+)

3 Of course the dump is up. I just posted in the other one.

Posted by: Gingy at May 13, 2015 08:27 AM (WvS3w)

4 Just talked to a good friend in Philly who's nephew regularly rides that Amtrak train back and forth to NYC.

He said he was freaking out for a while last night. Luckily, the neph wasn't on the one that crashed.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 13, 2015 08:28 AM (7ObY1)

5 I think we need a new regular morning feature : The Good News.

I mean, we get a regular diet of this fecal sandwich, can't we at least have some ice cream too?

Surely I'm not the only one that is just so beat down by this.

Posted by: Mordineus at May 13, 2015 08:28 AM (tcFcs)

6 So the IMF loaned the Greeks money to pay the IMF.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 13, 2015 08:29 AM (R8hU8)

7 I see the Ebola of nations, Greece, is still hemorrhaging money while complaining.

Then again Puerto Rico is a similar basket case.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 13, 2015 08:29 AM (V8fhv)

8
Mark Halperin's Real Bias Is Partisan, Not Racist

Of course. That's the problem with the entire media.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 13, 2015 08:30 AM (oVJmc)

9 >>but like so many texts in the Western canon, it contains triggering and offensive material that marginalizes student identities in the classroom. These texts, wrought with histories and narratives of exclusion and oppression, can be difficult to read and discuss as a survivor, a person of color, or a student from a low-income background.

Okay, so no more stories about people who are excluded and oppressed?

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 13, 2015 08:31 AM (0xTsz)

10 Mark Halperin's Real Bias Is Partisan, Not Racist

I liked the National Review piece right up till they called Ted Cruz a hypocrite.

They just hadda do it.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 13, 2015 08:31 AM (7ObY1)

11 I dunno. The last time the Austrians did something worthwhile was 1529, that was under duress.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 13, 2015 08:32 AM (Q819Q)

12 Of course. That's the problem with the entire media.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 13, 2015 08:30 AM (oVJmc)

Halperin was trying so very, very hard to get a few gotcha soundbites, especially ones that Univision could use.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 13, 2015 08:32 AM (7ObY1)

13 Pixy is wearing me out with not allowing cut and paste from other sources. The NR story must have embedded shit?

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 13, 2015 08:33 AM (0FSuD)

14 I thought ozone was so chemically reactive that it quickly reacts with something else to become not ozone?

Is there a chemist in the horde who can explain?

Posted by: Barlow Dondabiter at May 13, 2015 08:33 AM (aspIq)

15 And is Rahm "Tiny Ballerina" Emmanuel still butt hurt over Chicago's bond rating getting downgraded to Junk?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 13, 2015 08:34 AM (V8fhv)

16 >>Still, there are two problems with Halperin's technique. First, he was palpably and offensively condescending

1. Mark will ask only softball questions to every candidate he talks to from now on.

2. Of course, Republicans won't talk to him any more, so he'll only interview Democrats.

3. ?

4. It's another win for Republicans!!

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 13, 2015 08:36 AM (0xTsz)

17 Nip Sip: "Pixy is wearing me out with not allowing cut and paste from other sources."

You do know about http://bit.ly/pixyize for converting Unicode to Pixy-acceptable 1990s HTML, right?

As long as I'm reading from the AoSHQ Survival Guide, here's the smilies page: http://smilies.mee.nu/

And for completeness: bold, strike, underline, and italics use one-letter codes in [square brackets].

Finally, rule #12: Don't ask, and don't search on it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - in case of fire, break glass at May 13, 2015 08:37 AM (gPTe0)

18 >>The NR story must have embedded shit?

Quotes and apostrophes, oh my.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 13, 2015 08:37 AM (0xTsz)

19 11
I dunno. The last time the Austrians did something worthwhile was 1529, that was under duress.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 13, 2015 08:32 AM (Q819Q)

Wait don't for me, I was born there and they educated me!

Posted by: Adolf Hitler, Vegitarian at May 13, 2015 08:38 AM (0FSuD)

20 I love the same sex cross walk signs.
They look fabulous.

BTW, I saw the Wells Fargo commercial where a deaf child is being adopted.

One of the two women signs to the child "We are your two new Mommies, and we are so exited to have you".

Every second of every day, the onslaught continues.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 13, 2015 08:38 AM (VPLuQ)

21 Well now - this is better. Plenty of things up there to get ourselves worked up over. Plenty of indignities, slights, and provocations so that the Horde can get into the frothing at the mouth state of outrage that only we can do so well.

I thank you for this gift, BenK.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 13, 2015 08:38 AM (hLRSq)

22 The DEA story pisses me off, and I may get some flack for this question....but it's sincere.

Why travel around with $16k in cash on their person if you don't have to?

I mean, I think the guy in the story got a seriously raw deal and I hope he gets everything back to him. I'm left thinking though that if I'm going to save up a bunch of money then go to LA to follow my dream, I'd leave the money in a bank and write checks or use a debit card as needed. It sounds like he did use a bank to save the money in the first place.

Or am I missing something?

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 13, 2015 08:40 AM (PFy0L)

23 @17

Didn't know about uncode, but NR story had nothing in it that looked like it needed to be uncoded. I think any paste from an outside source is now not allowed.

Why? I guess she doesn't want us to post pron?

Posted by: Adolf Hitler, Vegitarian at May 13, 2015 08:41 AM (0FSuD)

24 Tim Tebow's foundation opens hospital for children in Phillipines:

http://tinyurl.com/ognw7v9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2015 08:41 AM (1sJza)

25 Nations buy fighters because they are the apex of weapon technology and tend to look very sexy as they zoom overhead during a May Day celebration.

Then the F-35 comes along looking like it has ingested one or two too many do-nuts.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 13, 2015 08:41 AM (V8fhv)

26 off hitler sock

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 13, 2015 08:41 AM (0FSuD)

27 Kirsten Powers--how is this airhead all over the media? Her CV is even shorter than that of the least Kardashian, the short whiny one. Why does anyone think her deep thoughts matter?

Posted by: The Profit MoMo the Malevolent at May 13, 2015 08:42 AM (hKyl0)

28 I dunno. The last time the Austrians did something worthwhile was 1529, that was under duress.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 13, 2015 08:32 AM (Q819Q)
Wait don't for me, I was born there and they educated me!
Posted by: Adolf Hitler, Vegitarian at May 13, 2015 08:38 AM (0FSuD)

My best friend is Austrian. He's always said his county's greatest achievement was convincing the world that Mozart was Austrian and Hitler was German.

Posted by: mugiwara at May 13, 2015 08:42 AM (D5hxK)

29 I liked the National Review piece right up till they called Ted Cruz a hypocrite.

They just hadda do it.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 13, 2015 08:31 AM (7ObY1)

I miss Bill Buckley.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 13, 2015 08:43 AM (yxw0r)

30 Ozone is O3 - normal oxygen is O2. Ozone can be turned into normal oxygen by any number of catalysts. It is so reactive that it can cause lung damage. Sparks cause Ozone - among other things.

The EPA has exactly zero interest in solving pollution problems of any type: if it solved problems it would put itself out of business. The EPA wants to manage problems - so that it can continue to exist.

Posted by: An Observation at May 13, 2015 08:44 AM (DOdzH)

31 5 year old nervous about starting school gets encouraging note from stranger on bus:

http://tinyurl.com/lawnref

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2015 08:44 AM (1sJza)

32 Ozone combines with carbon which causes global warming and cooling.

Posted by: Intrepid Reporter at May 13, 2015 08:44 AM (y//Ie)

33 Gay traffic lights.
What to do if you don't have a partner?

Posted by: @votermom at May 13, 2015 08:44 AM (cbfNE)

34 Kirsten Powers--how is this airhead all over the media? Her CV is even shorter than that of the least Kardashian, the short whiny one. Why does anyone think her deep thoughts matter?

She is attractive looking. And for lots of people, that's all that really matters. Some ugly dude could be saying the exact same stuff and wouldn't get any attention at all.

Genetics matter.

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 13, 2015 08:44 AM (PFy0L)

35 Morning Horde. Just dropping in for a bit.

Shameless plug: Podcast is up. Link at nic.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 13, 2015 08:45 AM (gW5Vg)

36 27
Kirsten Powers--how is this airhead all over the media? Her CV is even
shorter than that of the least Kardashian, the short whiny one. Why does
anyone think her deep thoughts matter?

Posted by: The Profit MoMo the Malevolent at May 13, 2015 08:42 AM (hKyl0)

***************

She's pretty, and fills the role for the Right that guys like David Brooks fill for the Left.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 13, 2015 08:45 AM (yxw0r)

37 The Propaganda Press is both gullible and cynical at the same time, a not charming combo.

Posted by: MTF at May 13, 2015 08:46 AM (LISuA)

38 Music dedication for Kirsten Powers

https://youtu.be/YHimia_Fxzs

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 13, 2015 08:46 AM (V8fhv)

39 The DEA story is awful. We need to start reigning this stuff in somehow. Or publicizing it and shaming the government into giving money back.

We need to scrap this whole law actually.

Speaking of government as revenue collectors, there is a 'click it or ticket' thing going on the last half of may apparently where they will look extra hard to make sure you are wearing a seatbelt or they will take your money. They will also spend no telling how much on advertisements about it.

Posted by: Lea at May 13, 2015 08:47 AM (lIU4e)

40 Obama literally has not been held back by silly things such as budgets. and has only upped the debt so i would say infrastructure hasn't been His priority .
But billions to greens and cronies could have been used ?

GM is alive , many green initiatives are not, and what happened to all the stimulus monies ?

Posted by: willow at May 13, 2015 08:47 AM (nqBYe)

41 >>NR story had nothing in it that looked like it needed to be uncoded. I think any paste from an outside source is now not allowed.

I had to replace quotes and apostrophes to get a bit from NR to post. Usually that's all, unless there's a m dash or something.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 13, 2015 08:47 AM (0xTsz)

42 I found Victor David Hanson's piece to be a welcome confirmation of all the things I had been thinking and was so unable to adequately express.

I am reassured that someone else is on my side.

/do not allow your prejudice to affect your perceptions and conclude this is a sarcastic comment.

Posted by: Barlow Dondabiter at May 13, 2015 08:47 AM (aspIq)

43 97 year old gets school field trip:

http://tinyurl.com/l9s7bq8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2015 08:47 AM (1sJza)

44 Adolf Sip: "I think any paste from an outside source is now not allowed."

Heh... No, it's just Ace's way of making sure commenters have to work a little harder. For the common good.

It's those Unicode apostrophes, quotemarks, and dashes that are hardest to spot.

Posted by: mindful webworker - in case of fire, break glass at May 13, 2015 08:48 AM (gPTe0)

45 So wait a sec.

Is the straight light green when cross traffic is stopped and the ghey light green when the cross traffic is moving? That might get lively...stay light on your feet fellas!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at May 13, 2015 08:48 AM (NeFrd)

46 The Left responds to Powers' book about Leftist suppression of speech by telling her to shut up.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 13, 2015 08:49 AM (oVJmc)

47 Why travel around with $16k in cash on their person if you don't have to?

Nothing personal, but the correct answer is, "Because fuck you, that's why." And I can't imagine the founding fathers of this once great country suggesting anything milder than a good old fashioned tarring and feathering for the jack-booted thugs who think that a free citizen carrying cash would be suspicious.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 13, 2015 08:49 AM (Q819Q)

48 On what basis did the DEA even question this kid whose money they stole? Train travel while young is a crime now?

Posted by: MTF at May 13, 2015 08:49 AM (LISuA)

49 34--Yeah, that's the point. Her "discovery" that colleges are illiberal has been documented over and over again for nearly 30 years. But dingbat gets a lightbulb, voila, book tour, columns, spots on the "news".

Posted by: The Profit MoMo the Malevolent at May 13, 2015 08:49 AM (hKyl0)

50 An opinion poll conducted by Marc on May 5-7 showed 66 percent of Greeks wanted the government to reach an agreement rather than clash with euro zone partners...But in a separate question, 57 percent said the government should stand by its non-negotiable "red lines".

Can't have it both ways, Greeks.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 13, 2015 08:49 AM (ppaKI)

51 So, with the Greek IMF building account depleted, looks like the IMF branch in Athens will soon be closed down, forcing Greek wastrels to seek new unpayable loans at hostile sites.

Can somebody explain why this wasn't done, like, a decade ago?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 13, 2015 08:49 AM (iKhVZ)

52 Bill Clinton refuses to take back seat...

****

Well duh, that's why the AstroTurf is in the back of the El Camino.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at May 13, 2015 08:50 AM (NeFrd)

53 Also, I see Stephen Hawkings has been watching T2 on Netflix like I have. Yes, lets make sure the machines goals align with ours...

Posted by: Lea at May 13, 2015 08:50 AM (lIU4e)

54 33
Gay traffic lights.

What to do if you don't have a partner?

Posted by: @votermom at May 13, 2015 08:44 AM (cbfNE)

There's a chicken joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 13, 2015 08:50 AM (yxw0r)

55 >> Podcast is up.

Woo hoo!

I'm the only one awake and therefore have a computer available and no kids wandering in to learn new words.

My replacement PC should be ready any day now. I miss being able to sit down at a computer without elbowing someone out of the way.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 13, 2015 08:50 AM (0xTsz)

56 33
Gay traffic lights.

What to do if you don't have a partner?

Posted by: @votermom at May 13, 2015 08:44 AM (cbfNE)

Wait at the light for one to show up??

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 13, 2015 08:50 AM (0FSuD)

57 Where are my 2 daddies?

Posted by: Deaf kid at May 13, 2015 08:51 AM (y//Ie)

58 I named the dysfunction AI in my twelfth book 'Pixy' as an homage.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 13, 2015 08:51 AM (O7MnT)

59 Or am I missing something?
Posted by: @JohnTant

Because you can and it is none of their business. Seriously that is the answer.

Posted by: dogfish at May 13, 2015 08:51 AM (jWtyG)

60 What should make American taxpayers mad is how much of our money goes to the IMF to prop up the Greeks.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 13, 2015 08:51 AM (V8fhv)

61 Why travel around with $16k in cash on their person if you don't have to?

Who cares? What business is it of ours?

Back when this was a free country the government minded its own damn business and didn't rob people on trains. Of course, that was back before they nationalized all the trains, so it was a long time ago.

Posted by: MTF at May 13, 2015 08:51 AM (LISuA)

62 Can't have it both ways, Greeks.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 13, 2015 08:49 AM (ppaKI)

*****

And Citizen Cake hangs a slow curve ball right over the middle of the plate...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at May 13, 2015 08:51 AM (NeFrd)

63 The doctor mentioned about the machine that could replace anesthesiologists is my wife's doctor. It's a small world.

Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at May 13, 2015 08:52 AM (nRvEn)

64 The Left responds to Powers' book about Leftist suppression of speech by telling her to shut up.

Reminds me of PJ O'Rourke reporting on the Nicaraguan elections. He mentioned the paper La Prensa and how it was critical of the communist government. He then quoted some Nicaraguan government minister:

"They [La Prensa] accused us of supressing freedom of expression. This was a lie and we could not let them publish it

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 13, 2015 08:52 AM (PFy0L)

65 If it turns out that the train crash was the doing of an incompetent or negligent union employee (probably that 'fell through the cracks' or protected by political correctness) , we will hear no more about it.

Though the Narrative of 'REPUBLICAN'S FAULT' will be set.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 13, 2015 08:52 AM (oVJmc)

66 It's those Unicode apostrophes, quotemarks, and dashes that are hardest to spot.

It's not just unicode (and it's rarely unicode), it's Microsoft's 'extensions' to ascii. Windows-1251, I think it's called.

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2015 08:52 AM (FcR7P)

67 Ain't no way I'll be losing my job to a fcuking robot, - I'll be working for Skynet, Baby!

Posted by: Fritz at May 13, 2015 08:53 AM (UzPAd)

68 "Look, just take a gluten-free, vegan cupcake and get in the damned Subaru."

Posted by: Unsuccessful Lesbian Kidnapper at May 13, 2015 08:53 AM (Q819Q)

69 Dr. Hawkings, Isaac Asimov was way ahead of you with his Three Laws of Robotics.

Or from the short story "Eurema's Dam" - never build something you can't unbuild.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 13, 2015 08:54 AM (V8fhv)

70 Wait. Greece made that payment? With, like, actual money? Really? Huh.

Oh I have Things To Say about civil asset forfeiture, yes, I do. I'll leave it at this. The DEA and various state police agencies and various local police forces are engaging in organized crime vis a vis civil asset forfeiture.

ALSO PROPERTY CANNOT HAVE MENS REA OMFG I'M GOING TO SCANNERS SO MANY PEOPLE YOU HAVE NO IDEA ARRRRGGGHHHH.

No, I haven't had caffeine yet, why do you ask?

This is equally bullshitty as the IRS going after business owners for "structuring" their deposits so as to avoid the $10,000 reporting requirements. My former favorite, to use the term loosely, story about that was the business that sent its employees to the bank when the deposit hit just under $10,000 because that was the limit of its insurance if the person was robbed. It wasn't structuring, it was smart business sense. My new favorite is the guy who had over $100,000 stolen by the IRS because the bank asked him to do smaller deposits because the bank didn't want to deal with the paperwork. But that's structuring and that's a crriiiimmmmeee.

As BC and I discuss in our podcast, which you should totally listen to go I'll wait, the rule of law has been obliterated.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 13, 2015 08:54 AM (mf5HN)

71 I mean, we get a regular diet of this fecal sandwich, can't we at least have some ice cream too?

Surely I'm not the only one that is just so beat down by this.

Posted by: Mordineus at May 13, 2015 08:28 AM (tcFcs)

May I recommend codeine?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhklHHMGPnU

Posted by: Hat #008 at May 13, 2015 08:54 AM (2l+KS)

72 I like this hash. See if you can guess who I am.

Posted by: nony at May 13, 2015 08:54 AM (y//Ie)

73 >> I think we need a new regular morning feature : The Good News.

The morning radio show I sometimes catch when I can't find music does a 'tell me something good' segment where they just talk about happy things that happened.

Also Stephen Tyler has a country album coming out.

Posted by: Lea at May 13, 2015 08:54 AM (lIU4e)

74 Can't have it both ways, Greeks.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 13, 2015 08:49 AM (ppaKI)

I'll ignore the obvious and just point out that in Austria, you can.

Posted by: MTF at May 13, 2015 08:55 AM (LISuA)

75 "You will lose your job to a robot"

I already lost my job to India. The 2041 Mecha-Indian War will be interesting.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 13, 2015 08:55 AM (ppaKI)

76 So, if the GOPe threatens to cut the Amtrak budget the trains hear about it and they commit suicide.

Is that how it works? Can we get them to do that if they're not carrying passengers?

Posted by: Hank at May 13, 2015 08:56 AM (mb+j8)

77 I had to replace quotes and apostrophes to get a bit from NR to post. Usually that's all, unless there's a m dash or something.

****

You can always tell a virgin commenter at AOSHQ because their hyphen is intact.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at May 13, 2015 08:56 AM (NeFrd)

78 Jesus.

Here's my thing. I think the DEA did wrong. And if the guy wants to travel with $16k on his person, whatever.

But something sounds odd to me. Taking a train from Detroit to LA is kind of pricey. Carrying a shitload of cash on an Amtrak train (where, honestly, I'm more worried about robbers than the DEA, though yes the line is now quite blurred) seems chancy. And I don't get the rationale about not being able to withdraw money from out of state banks. Bank of America has branches in both states.

So I'm not questioning whether the guy should be allowed to carry all of his cash on him. Fine, whatever. And I'm certainly not defending the DEA. But I can't square the story with what I'd do in his situation, which makes it hard for me to identify with him.

That's it.

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 13, 2015 08:56 AM (PFy0L)

79 Gay traffic lights?

Stop on rainbow, go on pink?

Posted by: Citizen X at May 13, 2015 08:57 AM (7ObY1)

80 Nothing personal, but the correct answer is,
"Because fuck you, that's why." And I can't imagine the founding fathers
of this once great country suggesting anything milder than a good old
fashioned tarring and feathering for the jack-booted thugs who think
that a free citizen carrying cash would be suspicious.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 13, 2015 08:49 AM (Q819Q)

Anything over $10K the feds consider suspicious. They stopped making $500 bills 70 years ago. My banker gave me a couple instead of turning them in. I passed them on to a guy that worked for me.

He went to deposit them and the bank went nuts. Called the cops, etc.
Finally first bank admitted they had given them to me and he deposited the money.

NEVER withdraw more that $10K from you bank in cash at one time. It is an automatic report to the feds if you do.

I always draw out $7K or $8K and ALWAYS tell the teller some horse shit story about why I need the cash. Buying a car, going over seas, paying repairmen. I have a large amount of cash in my gun safe, just in case.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 13, 2015 08:57 AM (0FSuD)

81 You can always tell a virgin commenter at AOSHQ because their hyphen is intact.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at May 13, 2015 08:56 AM (NeFrd)
====================

I read somewhere that you can have surgery to have your hyphen reattached.

Posted by: MTF at May 13, 2015 08:58 AM (LISuA)

82 >>I'd leave the money in a bank and write checks or use a debit card as needed.

A 16k check takes time to clear. He may not have 16k's worth of credit.

I'm not saying I would travel with that kind of money, but moving seems like not a bad time to do it. I remember when I moved from DC, closing the old bank account was a huge pain too and I think I got hit with some charges. It's not always easy...

Posted by: Lea at May 13, 2015 08:58 AM (lIU4e)

83 Both ways? The Greeks have a word for that, Muldoon.

That's not a slow curve down the middle. That's A-Rod playing T-Ball.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 13, 2015 08:58 AM (iKhVZ)

84 "Why travel around with $16k in cash on their person if you don't have to? "

Once we transition to a cashless society, all personal freedom will be dead. The government will control you totally.

As conservatives, I can't imagine why so many of our side accepts the premise that the government should know what we do for a living and how much we make. When, according to the Constitution, we should be secure in our papers.

Fair Tax Plan.

Posted by: jwest at May 13, 2015 08:58 AM (9ZZd+)

85 I will not lose my job to a robot. The younger guy who got my job might.

Posted by: Barlow Dondabiter at May 13, 2015 08:58 AM (aspIq)

86 *couriers to AlextheChick some Lemon bars*

Or the case of a family leaving the US to visit relatives in a country in Africa. A country not known for having ATMs. Customs tried to seize the tens of thousands of dollars because the wife could not recall how much cash they were carrying. So ergo these people were trying to circumvent US law. The US citizens had to go to court to get their money back.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 13, 2015 08:59 AM (V8fhv)

87 If it turns out that the train crash was the doing of an incompetent or negligent union employee (probably that 'fell through the cracks' or protected by political correctness) , we will hear no more about it.

Though the Narrative of 'REPUBLICAN'S FAULT' will be set.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 13, 2015 08:52 AM (oVJmc)

The Republicans could get out of that easily enough if they were to aggressively-

by clear, specific examples and naming names show how Oblabla and the Dims have been squandering the public's money in the Porkulus, etc., which was sold as investment in the infrastructure.

Example: The $500,000,000 toilet flush investment that was Solyndra.

and there are lots, lots more out there.

However....

Boehner to bend over and show his greased-up bunghole to Obama in

3..

2..

1..

Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2015 08:59 AM (KUa85)

88 Steve Tyler's doing a country album? Will Dude Looks Like A Scarecrow be on it?

Posted by: Hank at May 13, 2015 09:00 AM (mb+j8)

89 The cash guy was an idiot. NEVER give any law enforcement officer persimmon to search you shit.

Sure you can search it, go get a warrant and find probable cause for the warrant.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 13, 2015 09:00 AM (0FSuD)

90 Where are my 2 daddies?

Posted by: Deaf kid at May 13, 2015 08:51 AM (y//Ie)

****

Thumbing through my LASL-English dictionary I see that there is no sign in LASL for the English word "daddy".

(LASL- Lesbianese American Sign Language)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at May 13, 2015 09:00 AM (NeFrd)

91 88 Steve Tyler's doing a country album? Will Dude Looks Like A Scarecrow be on it?

He did sing "Back in the Saddle"

Posted by: Citizen X at May 13, 2015 09:01 AM (7ObY1)

92
"How The DEA Took A Young Man's Life Savings Without Ever Charging Him With A Crime"

The IRS Seized $107,000 From This North Carolina Man's Bank Account. Now, He's Fighting to Get It Back.

http://tinyurl.com/o3w8d9l

The federal agents then showed McLellan paperwork that included deposits to the store's account at Lumbee Guaranty Bank. The statements showed two deposits made within a 24-hour period totaling $11,400.

The statements, they said, indicated he had a history of consistent cash deposits of less than $10,000, which is illegal.

Then, the agents told the small business owner something that shook him to his core: The Internal Revenue Service had seized all of the money in L&M's bank account: $107,702.66.
-----

But our savings are totse ok.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 13, 2015 09:01 AM (fWAjv)

93 The EPA is simply the Mecca of the Global Warming Cult, and its fatwas... against Ozone, against carbon dioxide ... are equally irrational.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 13, 2015 09:01 AM (O7MnT)

94 "Love in a grain elevator"

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 13, 2015 09:01 AM (ppaKI)

95 Boehner to bend over and show his greased-up bunghole to Obama in

3..

2..

1..
==============================

And I helped! Me Me Me!

Posted by: Bitch McConnell, Senator-Friend to the Sovereign at May 13, 2015 09:01 AM (LISuA)

96
The morning kick in the balls by Benk.

Posted by: Soothie at May 13, 2015 09:02 AM (sGw0h)

97 Reading the links reveals there are a whole lot of un-beaten hippies causing problems. We are so behind on our hippie beating quota.

Pow! Slap! Chop!

Posted by: I'm Batman at May 13, 2015 09:03 AM (bFMTH)

98 Cash,
I have been puzzling over what to do when I hit the big megamillions lottery jackpot.

I would want to own some gold. I would need a safe to go in the new house, but everyone would know that I had won the lottery, and had gold in a safe in the new house, so I would have to have security. But the way to rob someone who has gold in a safe in a new house surrounded by highly paid security is to infiltrate the security company.

So maybe it is just better if I don't win the lottery.

Posted by: Barlow Dondabiter at May 13, 2015 09:03 AM (aspIq)

99 Sure you can search it, go get a warrant and find probable cause for the warrant.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 13, 2015 09:00 AM (0FSuD)

*brings out narcotics sniffing dog that alerts whenever I want it to

In our 'free' society it should be 'F you, this is my million dollars in small bills. Why do I have it? FYNQ'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 13, 2015 09:03 AM (fWAjv)

100
Did you hear this; is this true?

Shithead Patriots fanatics set up a gofuckme to help pay off the team's million dollar fine??

Posted by: Soothie at May 13, 2015 09:04 AM (sGw0h)

101 How The DEA Took A Young Man's Life Savings Without Ever Charging Him With A Crime

These stories infuriate me to no end. Asset forfeiture laws are blatantly unconstitutional and are nothing more than a means for government agents to commit theft and armed robbery without repercussion.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2015 09:05 AM (2Ojst)

102 "Look, just take a gluten-free, vegan cupcake and get in the damned Subaru."

Someone on a finance board the other day took serious offense when I made a joke about 'vegan buttercream'.

Posted by: Lea at May 13, 2015 09:05 AM (lIU4e)

103 Someone on a finance board the other day took serious offense when I made a joke about 'vegan buttercream'.
Posted by: Lea at May 13, 2015 09:05 AM (lIU4e)

Ewwwwwww.....

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2015 09:05 AM (2Ojst)

104 Just remember while the DEA is strong arming people for the nickels in their sofas, Jon Corzine is still walking free.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 13, 2015 09:06 AM (V8fhv)

105 "NEVER withdraw more that $10K from you bank in cash at one time. It is an automatic report to the feds if you do."

The threshold is far lower now.

Even my banker, who I've known for 25 years, refused to quietly pull 30K out of my account over a month for our trip to Buenos Aires.

He said any series of withdrawals out of the ordinary need to be reported and that the old 10K limit doesn't apply any more.

Posted by: jwest at May 13, 2015 09:06 AM (9ZZd+)

106 Kirsten Powers can kvetch about the "illiberal left" all she wants, but at the end of the day we know she's going to vote for Hillary Clinton.

So I'm not interested in her navel gazing and sudden interest in philosophical consistency.

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 13, 2015 09:06 AM (PFy0L)

107
obama's DEA..

Posted by: Soothie at May 13, 2015 09:06 AM (sGw0h)

108 104 Just remember while the DEA is strong arming people for the nickels in their sofas, Jon Corzine is still walking free.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 13, 2015 09:06 AM (V8fhv)

Two Americas. John Edwards was right on the principle, just wrong on the details.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2015 09:06 AM (2Ojst)

109 Idea for an ad campaign

Voiceover guy:

"Vegan, gluten-free cupcakes and duct tape. It's what makes a Subaru a Subaru."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at May 13, 2015 09:07 AM (NeFrd)

110 He said any series of withdrawals out of the ordinary need to be reported and that the old 10K limit doesn't apply any more.
Posted by: jwest at May 13, 2015 09:06 AM (9ZZd+)

I think it's been dropped to 5k. It's insane. What if I want to put a cash down payment on a car? Or a boat? Or buy some high-end electronics with cash? What fucking business of the government is it that I take money out of own goddamn bank account?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2015 09:08 AM (2Ojst)

111 The $10k limit was never a hard and fast limit. It was always $10k (or more) OR any transaction that appears to be suspicious to the financial institution. That last bit is not new and it's been operative since at least the early 90s.

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 13, 2015 09:08 AM (PFy0L)

112 >>ALSO PROPERTY CANNOT HAVE MENS REA OMFG I'M GOING TO SCANNERS SO MANY PEOPLE YOU HAVE NO IDEA ARRRRGGGHHHH.

LOL!!!

Posted by: Lea at May 13, 2015 09:08 AM (lIU4e)

113 Well let the fantasy of winning the Mega Millions commence again. Jackpot rolled over. Now an estimated $95 million cash for the Friday drawing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 13, 2015 09:09 AM (V8fhv)

114 So, has anyone designed the graphics for the "Big Mo' " line of beach skin care products, and Turban wax yet?

Boardwalk and beach season is soon gonna be here.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 13, 2015 09:09 AM (VPLuQ)

115 But the way to rob someone who has gold in a safe in a new house surrounded by highly paid security is to infiltrate the security company.

****

Say, does your cable TV repairperson resemble Charlize Theron by any chance?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at May 13, 2015 09:09 AM (NeFrd)

116 We think that Mark Halperin is a fine reporter and will make an excellent moderator for our debates.

Posted by: Your GOP at May 13, 2015 09:10 AM (4V4gl)

117 113 Well let the fantasy of winning the Mega Millions commence again. Jackpot rolled over. Now an estimated $95 million cash for the Friday drawing.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 13, 2015 09:09 AM (V8fhv)

We'll be watching.

Posted by: DEA at May 13, 2015 09:10 AM (2Ojst)

118 Outrage as NFL teams charge U.S. Defense Department
$5.4MILLION in return for allowing troops to honor servicemen during
football games

http://tinyurl.com/n7e4z66

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 13, 2015 09:11 AM (oVJmc)

119 @89 persimmon to search you shit

We have reached the stage of SpelchEk depravity where we just read past this.

However I did see the Shit Persimmons open for Strawberry Alarm Clock.
Woody's Farm, North Baltimore.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 13, 2015 09:11 AM (xq1UY)

120 *brings out narcotics sniffing dog that alerts whenever I want it to

In our 'free' society it should be 'F you, this is my million dollars in small bills. Why do I have it? FYNQ'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 13, 2015 09:03 AM (fWAjv)

My son worked selling books in the scumbag state Iowa years ago. He was on the side of the road looking at a map and a cop pulls up behind him, wants to see all his shit. He has it. Then another cop pulls up. They want to search his car. He tells them to fcuk off, then a THIRD cop shows up with a dog to sniff his truck, no luck.

Finally he say he's leaving and he did. Fcuking Iowa sheriffs are assholes.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 13, 2015 09:11 AM (0FSuD)

121 117
113 Well let the fantasy of winning the Mega Millions commence again.
Jackpot rolled over. Now an estimated $95 million cash for the Friday
drawing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 13, 2015 09:09 AM (V8fhv)

WHAT? Fcuking Jugdish swore to me I would win last night.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 13, 2015 09:13 AM (0FSuD)

122 In the old days, we used to solve the cash problem by buying a car wash, coin laundry or, in my case, a video store.

Now, it looks like having a check cashing business or owning ATMs is the way to go.

Posted by: jwest at May 13, 2015 09:13 AM (9ZZd+)

123 89
The cash guy was an idiot. NEVER give any law enforcement officer persimmon to search you shit.

Sure you can search it, go get a warrant and find probable cause for the warrant.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 13, 2015 09:00 AM (0FSuD)

And in the meantime, end up in jail for a few days being sodomized. The court will (supposedly) clear it up later.

The gubment po-po have us all by the short hairs.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 13, 2015 09:13 AM (yxw0r)

124 If you win the Mega Millions or tonight's Powerball, you might be able to afford to put Alan Dershowitz on retainer.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 13, 2015 09:15 AM (V8fhv)

125
Boardwalk and beach season is soon gonna be here.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 13, 2015 09:09 AM (VPLuQ)

http://tinyurl.com/kw2vpqe

It was an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
that she wore for the first time today
an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
so in the locker she wanted to stay

SO I KEEL HER!!!!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 13, 2015 09:15 AM (fWAjv)

126 Why is an entire state called "scumbag" because several Iowa policemen behaved badly?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2015 09:15 AM (1sJza)

127 Date for Ace?

http://tinyurl.com/nh5vtlg

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2015 09:15 AM (Zu3d9)

128 Since RWC is commenting, from last night

*flails* Why SMOD hath thou abandoned us...

Woman in NJ in jail for running a scam that involved injecting silicone into a man's gun so the dude can boast of having a larger caliber. Apparently one such slob has died. And her bail has been revoked and three jurors have been dismissed because they say someone tried to bribe them. I guess, judging from her court picture, she has udder disregard for justice.

http://tinyurl.com/nl8wjw7

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 13, 2015 09:16 AM (V8fhv)

129 Asked And Answered. This is fun.

@102 "serious offense when I made a joke about 'vegan buttercream'."
@23 I think any paste from an outside source is now not allowed.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 13, 2015 09:16 AM (xq1UY)

130 Feds bring in a record historical high 1.6 trillion dollars in tax revenue through April.

And yet we are still running at a deficit, never mind paying down the debt.

Doesn't sound so sustainable to me.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at May 13, 2015 09:16 AM (NeFrd)

131
You cant swing a dead cat in Iowa without hitting a douchebag.

Posted by: Soothie at May 13, 2015 09:16 AM (sGw0h)

132 And in the meantime, end up in jail for a few days being sodomized. The court will (supposedly) clear it up later.

The gubment po-po have us all by the short hairs.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 13, 2015 09:13 AM (yxw0r)

Nope. They have to have a reason to arrest you. If they arrest you with no reason that's a felony for them and a lawsuit for you.

The Idiot was also Black, so, "Racial Profiling"

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 13, 2015 09:17 AM (0FSuD)

133 We'll be watching.

Posted by: DEA at May 13, 2015 09:10 AM (2Ojst)

Back of the line asshole

Posted by: IRS at May 13, 2015 09:17 AM (fWAjv)

134 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 09:18 AM (kff5f)

135
We'll be watching.

Posted by: DEA at May 13, 2015 09:10 AM (2Ojst)

Back of the line asshole

Posted by: IRS at May 13, 2015 09:17 AM (fWAjv)You too.....

Posted by: NSA at May 13, 2015 09:18 AM (Zu3d9)

136 >>Or the case of a family leaving the US to visit relatives in a country in Africa. A country not known for having ATMs.

Another good example. Cash is king, folks. I always take out cash for vacation, I'm just not spendy enough to catch the governments eye. I can totally see the guys reasoning for taking out the money in this instance...taking a train with it is a little harder to understand.

Posted by: Lea at May 13, 2015 09:19 AM (lIU4e)

137 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 09:19 AM (kff5f)

138 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 13, 2015 09:16 AM (V8fhv)

Silicone and coffee. What a way to start the morning.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 13, 2015 09:19 AM (fWAjv)

139 126
Why is an entire state called "scumbag" because several Iowa policemen behaved badly?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2015 09:15 AM (1sJza)

Because it is. The only thing that comes out of Iowa that is worth a shit?
Wrestling coaches.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 13, 2015 09:19 AM (0FSuD)

140 Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 13, 2015 09:11 AM (xq1UY)

****

Yeah, I saw the persimmon comment but I was plum out of ideas for snappy comebacks.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at May 13, 2015 09:19 AM (NeFrd)

141 Because I'm such a giver

*Trigger warning*

This video involves a albino Boa constrictor and a tiny brown bikini. Your viewing pleasure may vary.

http://tinyurl.com/colg5ym

Posted by: wrg500 at May 13, 2015 09:20 AM (sWgE+)

142 *sigh*

Stop the world. I want to get off.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 09:20 AM (kff5f)

143 Posted by: Nip Sip at May 13, 2015 09:19 AM (0FSuD

Posters here from Iowa might disagree.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2015 09:20 AM (1sJza)

144 Why is an entire state called "scumbag" because several Iowa policemen behaved badly?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2015 09:15 AM (1sJza)

Either because of who's ox is being gored, or because they are a bunch of sister-sodomizing jebus-religious cavemen from fly-over country

I mean look at who made the statement.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2015 09:21 AM (t//F+)

145 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 13, 2015 09:16 AM (V8fhv)

Palate cleanser

http://tinyurl.com/oboramo

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 13, 2015 09:21 AM (fWAjv)

146 You cant swing a dead cat in Iowa without hitting a douchebag.

Posted by: Soothie at May 13, 2015 09:16 AM (sGw0h)

*****

You'll be hearing from our lawyers.

Posted by: Dearly Departed Feline Benevolent Association at May 13, 2015 09:21 AM (NeFrd)

147 AllenG, that ain't nutin... there's some wanker in the UK who is apparently making about $1k/month due to an iWatch pr0n story.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 13, 2015 09:21 AM (V8fhv)

148 "It was an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
that she wore for the first time today "

Can't wait till the entire Kardashian clan is forced to wear that stuff.

For Whirled peas, and shit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 13, 2015 09:21 AM (VPLuQ)

149 >>He said any series of withdrawals out of the ordinary need to be reported

Wow that's creepy.

Posted by: Lea at May 13, 2015 09:22 AM (lIU4e)

150 Zombie George Carlin needs to do an updated seven words you can't say on television. Probably include girl, homo, terrorist . . .

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 13, 2015 09:22 AM (ee9LE)

151 Sorry. Too early for that.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 13, 2015 09:22 AM (fWAjv)

152 You'll be hearing from our lawyers.

Posted by: Dearly Departed Feline Benevolent Association

*****

As well as ours!

Posted by: Feminine Hygiene Protectorate, Inc. at May 13, 2015 09:22 AM (NeFrd)

153 You forgot to list "thug"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 13, 2015 09:23 AM (V8fhv)

154 Add the DEA to the list of alphabet soup agencies we need a lot less/none of...

EPA
BATFE
OSHA
NLRB
EEOC

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 13, 2015 09:23 AM (O7MnT)

155
Cash,
I have been puzzling over what to do when I hit the big megamillions lottery jackpot.

I would want to own some gold. I would need a safe to go in the new house, but everyone would know that I had won the lottery, and had gold in a safe in the new house, so I would have to have security. But the way to rob someone who has gold in a safe in a new house surrounded by highly paid security is to infiltrate the security company.

So maybe it is just better if I don't win the lottery.

Posted by: Barlow Dondabiter at May 13, 2015 09:03 AM (aspIq)

Admittedly this plan is kind of elaborate, but a new lottery-winner can afford it.

1. Win Lottery
2. Buy house and land adjacent to BLM land.
3. Buy box truck
4. Rent small industrial space in nearest town
5. Buy safe and have it delivered to your industrial space rather than your home
6. Load safe into truck
7. Drive to new house via random route, watching for tails
8. Unload and install safe yourself, or with close family ONLY

If close family is not available:

7. Drive to new house via random route, stopping at Home Depot for day labor
8. Unload and install safe with day laborers
9. Bury bodies on BLM land

Of course, there's the whole legality/morality thing to deal with.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2015 09:25 AM (lpeQC)

156 Nope. They have to have a reason to arrest you. If they arrest you with no reason that's a felony for them and a lawsuit for you.

Someone has been eating their Naivety Flakes this morning.

Three felonies a day, on average: the number committed by normal Americans who are not actively attempting to commit any crime.

If the police want to arrest you, they can arrest you. And, sure, you can sue them later. They have the vast warchest of the taxpayer to draw upon. You... do not.

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Posted by: WTF? at May 13, 2015 09:25 AM (4V4gl)

158 Posters here from Iowa might disagree.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2015 09:20 AM (1sJza)

Wait, I forgot hogs. Iowa is full of them and I like bacon!

Also the new Senator Joni Ernst is OK.

So, OK three things going for Iowa.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 13, 2015 09:25 AM (0FSuD)

159 Another Obama fail- Qatar is releasing the Taliban 5. State dept. said they were working with Qatar to keeps them. o's gonna go blind with all these potentates poking him the eye.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2015 09:26 AM (8u0o9)

160 If the police want to arrest you, they can arrest you. And, sure, you can sue them later. They have the vast warchest of the taxpayer to draw upon. You... do not.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 09:25 AM (kff5f)

Youtube is replete with videos of people getting arrested for "contempt of cop."

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2015 09:26 AM (2Ojst)

161 The problem with bitch slapping a liberal is that an hour later, you want to do it again.

You'll know when the endpoint has been reached in the robot takeover when a robotic factory is built to build robots. That's Game Over time.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 13, 2015 09:27 AM (FuZHr)

162 8. Unload and install safe with day laborers
9. Bury bodies on BLM land

****

10. Lie low, don't spend any money for 25-30 years
11. Die without revealing location of hidden safe to anybody, even your own family.

12. Win!!!

Posted by: Feminine Hygiene Protectorate, Inc. at May 13, 2015 09:28 AM (NeFrd)

163 I know how to prevent another Amtrack disaster and save money. Stop subsidizing Amtrack.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 13, 2015 09:29 AM (ee9LE)

164 Hey, any of you rich, lottery-winning sonsabitchez
have-

a Bradley or Masterbuilt electric smoker?

Are you happy with the results, etc etc etc?

Also, you know you don't have to publicize your lottery win right away-

most of the big winners set things up before they go public.

It's always recommended to change your residence as well.

If you win big.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2015 09:29 AM (KUa85)

165 John Wayne was from Iowa. So was Donna Reed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2015 09:29 AM (1sJza)

166 BTW: Maersk Tigris was released from Iranian control on May 7 following an Iranian court order.

(from gcaptain-dot-com)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 13, 2015 09:29 AM (hLRSq)

167 Tim Tebow's foundation opens hospital for children in Phillipines:

http://tinyurl.com/ognw7v9
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2015 08:41 AM (1sJza)

Look, talking about building hospitals does as much good as building them. More, in fact because with the right speech some one might build more than one.

So it is worth every $100,000 we get for that speech.

Posted by: The Clinton Foundation at May 13, 2015 09:29 AM (Lqb+9)

168
>>>>"NEVER withdraw more that $10K from you bank in cash at one time. It is an automatic report to the feds if you do."

The threshold is far lower now.

Even my banker, who I've known for 25 years, refused to quietly pull 30K out of my account over a month for our trip to Buenos Aires.

He said any series of withdrawals out of the ordinary need to be reported and that the old 10K limit doesn't apply any more.
.
.
.My Credit Union said they have to worry about $5,000 deposits and withdrawals now. Not sure when they changed that or if it is just one of those Credit Union rules though.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 13, 2015 09:29 AM (iONHu)

169 re Asset Fortfeture

There is no presumption of innocence under civil asset forfeiture laws.
Rather, law enforcement officers only need to have a suspicion in
practice, often a vague one, that a person is involved with illegal
activity in order to seize their property.

This is simply not true. There is no such thing as a civil asset forfeiture law. What has happpened is that the courts have ruled that police may seize money and property that has been used in a crime or that has been earned through committing a crime. Note that a CRIME has to occur first. There has NEVER been a ruling that says police may seize money or property when no crime has ever occurred. And yet they are doing it all over the place when budgets are tight. And people can get their money back, less lawyer's fees. What people need to do is file charges for grand theft and sue the living hell out of these THUGs. But be prepared for years of court appearances.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 13, 2015 09:30 AM (wlDny)

170 Off douche sock.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 13, 2015 09:30 AM (NeFrd)

171 The problem with bitch slapping a liberal is that an hour later, you want to do it again.

You'll know when the endpoint has been reached in the robot takeover when a robotic factory is built to build robots. That's Game Over time.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 13, 2015 09:27 AM (FuZHr)

A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DPF_pWIy3w

Posted by: Hat #009 at May 13, 2015 09:30 AM (2l+KS)

172 I always use my "White Privilege" to get out of being arrested.

That and knowing the right things to say. Don't be a dick, be polite, but let your cop buddy know that fcuking with you will be more trouble than he wants.

Least line of resistance for a cop is a warning and your thank you for the warning.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 13, 2015 09:30 AM (0FSuD)

173 naturalfake

Amazon has smokers from both manufacturers for sale.

Hundreds of reviews are posted.

Even if I don't buy from Amazon, I always read the reviews.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 13, 2015 09:31 AM (VPLuQ)

174 IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2015 09:25 AM

The gold in the safe thing is only part of it. I would want the new house to be a castle with secret doors, passageways and an underground bunker.

Of course to keep the secret passageways secret I would have to silence the architect and the construction crew that built it.

Of course, being in a castle, surrounded by a moat and high walls, is still a fixed position so I would need an army to defend the fixed position.

...and an air force... and the way to conquer such a strongly defended castle is with a bigger army and air force...

So I don't see a solution.

Posted by: Barlow Dondabiter at May 13, 2015 09:31 AM (aspIq)

175 So Mega Millions is finally up to what I make every month.

-author unknown

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 13, 2015 09:31 AM (fWAjv)

176 "Government Run Train Derails, Kills Six"

Where's Dagny Taggert when you need her?

Posted by: Atlas Shrugged at May 13, 2015 09:32 AM (BKaug)

177 The Associated Press
Vatican officially recognizes "state of Palestine" in new treaty.
---
Not the first time the Catholic Church signed treaties with the mortal enemies of the jewish people, and probably not the last time either.

Posted by: Harley Quinn at May 13, 2015 09:33 AM (i6T24)

178 I'm sure as with every other state, Iowa has some parts which are not so picturesque, but these photos are beautiful:

http://tinyurl.com/mb3bkgr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2015 09:33 AM (1sJza)

179 Good news, everyone!:

The Food and Drug Administration proposed new rules Tuesday that would allow gay and bisexual men to donate blood in the U.S. for the first time in decades. The ban, instated in 1985 in the early years of the AIDS epidemic, has long been criticized by members of the medical community and portrayed by LGBT groups as a civil rights issue.

Although activists have decried the lifetime ban on gay and bisexual male donors, calling it outdated and homophobic, the prevalence of HIV in the gay community continues to be a concern as it relates to blood donations.

According the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, men who have sex with men make up only 7% of the U.S. male population, yet they made up 57% of people with HIV in 2011,

LATimes

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 13, 2015 09:33 AM (kdS6q)

180 Still awake 48 of the past 49 hours.

Posted by: Hat #010 at May 13, 2015 09:34 AM (2l+KS)

181 Even my banker, who I've known for 25 years, refused to quietly pull 30K
out of my account over a month for our trip to Buenos Aires.

He said any series of withdrawals out of the ordinary need to be reported and that the old 10K limit doesn't apply any more.

I figured something like that was up. I tried to withdraw $8K a few months ago and the bank did not have that much in $100 bills.

I called Bull Shit. Told them to get some and came back. Now they are use to me withdrawing cash and any time I show up with a check over $5K they ask if I want that in cash. Last week I didn't. They were shocked.

So I guess I should just keep taking out cash every month or so to keep them trained?

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 13, 2015 09:34 AM (0FSuD)

182 Also, you know you don't have to publicize your lottery win right away-

most of the big winners set things up before they go public.

It's always recommended to change your residence as well.

If you win big.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2015 09:29 AM (KUa85)

Screw that. I'm running through town naked with that enlarged fake check yelling all the way.

But I'm a moron.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 13, 2015 09:35 AM (fWAjv)

183 What people need to do is file charges for grand theft and sue the living hell out of these THUGs. But be prepared for years of court appearances.

See my previous comment about who has the vast warchest of the taxpayer at their disposal, and who does not.

The cops continue to do it because the people can't defend themselves from the government.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 09:35 AM (kff5f)

184 National Organization for Women (NOW) president Terry O'Neill on Wednesday called President Obama's critique of Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) sexist.

You go, girl.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 13, 2015 09:35 AM (ee9LE)

185
So I don't see a solution.

Posted by: Barlow Dondabiter at May 13, 2015 09:31 AM (aspIq)

BLM land can hold a LOT of bodies. I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2015 09:35 AM (lpeQC)

186 If I win the Lottery, first thing I buy is one of those converted Missile Silos out in the boonies somewhere.

Yes, its a fixed position, and people may spend months trying to dig me out of there.
And when they do gain access, I might have never even been there.

I could have been in the OTHER Silo that I bought.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 13, 2015 09:35 AM (VPLuQ)

187
The Food and Drug Administration proposed new rules Tuesday that
would allow gay and bisexual men to donate blood in the U.S. for the
first time in decades. The ban, instated in 1985 in the early years of
the AIDS epidemic, has long been criticized by members of the medical
community and portrayed by LGBT groups as a civil rights issue.

It's insanity. Absolute insanity.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 13, 2015 09:36 AM (+eQ0e)

188
According the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, men who have sex with men make up only 7% of the U.S. male population, yet they made up 57% of people with HIV in 2011,

LATimes
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 13, 2015 09:33 AM (kdS6q)

If you refuse to become HIV positive you are a homophobe.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 13, 2015 09:36 AM (fWAjv)

189 Admittedly this plan is kind of elaborate, but a new lottery-winner can afford it.

1. Win Lottery

2. Buy house and land adjacent to BLM land.

3. Buy box truck

4. Rent small industrial space in nearest town

5. Buy safe and have it delivered to your industrial space rather than your home

6. Load safe into truck

7. Drive to new house via random route, watching for tails

8. Unload and install safe yourself, or with close family ONLY

If close family is not available:

7. Drive to new house via random route, stopping at Home Depot for day labor

8. Unload and install safe with day laborers

9. Bury bodies on BLM land

Of course, there's the whole legality/morality thing to deal with.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2015 09:25 AM (lpeQC)

Or, buy island. Stock with underaged hookers. Make sure island is not within any jurisdiction with those pesky laws/morals to deal with.

Posted by: Jeff Epstein and Bubba Clinton at May 13, 2015 09:36 AM (TOk1P)

190
Good news, every Juan!:

Los Angeles County supervisors voted Tuesday to end a controversial program that places immigration agents inside county jails to determine whether inmates are deportable.

The Board of Supervisors voted 3 to 2 to sever the county's contract with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, which allowed ICE agents to work daily inside jails and trained jail employees to assess the immigration status of inmates.

Immigrant advocates have sharply criticized the program, known as 287(g), since it began 10 years ago, with some saying that it encouraged racial profiling and resulted in deportation orders for people who were in jail for minor offenses. During Tuesday's hearing, protesters erupted in chants of: "Sheriff, listen, immigration is not your business!"

LATimes

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 13, 2015 09:36 AM (kdS6q)

191 Reason to not send your kid to college.

It costs too much money and you will never break even on it unless you are going into some buisness that REQUIRES a degree. But even at that you would be better off going into another buisness. Most businesses that require a degree do so to avoid the old unofficial (and illegal) quota system of hiring minorities.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 13, 2015 09:37 AM (wlDny)

192 These disaster sites always look so weird. We're use to trains and planes to be huge and intact -- not twisted in bizarre shapes. The power to do that is almost unimaginable

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 13, 2015 09:38 AM (iQIUe)

193 I found Victor David Hanson's piece to be a welcome confirmation of all the things I had been thinking and was so unable to adequately express.

Posted by: Barlow Dondabiter at May 13, 2015 08:47 AM (aspIq)
________

I'm also on your side. First Amendment restrictions abound. I wounder how many of us (myself included) actually support these restrictions without realizing it.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 13, 2015 09:39 AM (64tBw)

194 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 13, 2015 09:36 AM (kdS6q)

Oh. Good. We wouldn't want illegal aliens deported because of minor offenses. You know... like breaking federal law by entering the country illegally.

Leftists- can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 09:39 AM (kff5f)

195 Even if I don't buy from Amazon, I always read the reviews.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 13, 2015 09:31 AM (VPLuQ)

Yeah, me too.

But, I always find the Moron Nation to be a pretty good source of information.

And a fair amount of amazon reviews are fake or at least not Verified Purchases.

Thanks for the sale info.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2015 09:39 AM (KUa85)

196 Avoid FOMO. Become a #Hillary2016 founding donor before this window closes
---------

Dah Fuq is FOMO???

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 13, 2015 09:39 AM (fWAjv)

197 Damn them dirty greeks making their payments. I was betting on them screwing it up.

Posted by: Draki at May 13, 2015 09:40 AM (0eidE)

198 According the Centers for Disease Control and
Prevention, men who have sex with men make up only 7% of the U.S. male
population, yet they made up 57% of people with HIV in 2011,

LATimes

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 13, 2015 09:33 AM (kdS6q)

Hmmm, 57%? That's low. It was always assumed to be around 70%. There was an interesting study done some years ago within the NY public health dept. They went back and re-interviewed everyone who tested HIV positive, and found that about 2/3 of the cases that were supposedly transmitted "by other means" were really just gay men lying about it.

Don't trust any of the numbers coming out of CDC. I would think that shouldn't need to be said.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2015 09:40 AM (TOk1P)

199 The Amtrak train wreck was caused by Global Warming.

I figured I'd grab that one before the NYT gets to it.

Oh, and Hat#009, that video was seriously whack.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 13, 2015 09:40 AM (FuZHr)

200 New Ozone Regulations Will Devastate The Economy

There's a shocker.

Didn't we debunk that whole "man-made Ozone hole" thing a couple decades ago?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 09:41 AM (kff5f)

201 Still awake 48 of the past 49 hours.
Posted by: Hat #010 at May 13, 2015 09:34 AM (2l+KS)

And going for the Most Nicknames of the Week again I see.

Posted by: DangerGirl at May 13, 2015 09:41 AM (oZe0I)

202 During Tuesday's hearing, protesters erupted in chants of: "Sheriff, listen, immigration is not your business!"
_________________

LOL. Yes, how presumptuous of the sheriff to think that he should be involved in . . . law enforcement.

The nerve!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 13, 2015 09:41 AM (lmdHn)

203 Fear Of Missing Out apparently.

We should push for Fu*k Off Michelle Obama.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 13, 2015 09:42 AM (fWAjv)

204 "The Amtrak train wreck was caused by Global Warming."

See, it can melt steel!!!

Posted by: Rosie O'Donut at May 13, 2015 09:42 AM (VPLuQ)

205 Most SJWs should love glorious Rome. If they ban Ovid because of horny Jupiter and the deification of Julius Caesar, they lose out on learning about one of the most successful, long-running socialistic states. Rome had tons of freebies : free baths, free sporting events, and free love. You also have the added benefit of having an emperor who is a god. This gave power to the state to punish enemies of those who would not "coexist" Why aren't they celebrating a state that did it's best to wipe out pesky Christians Jews?

If they want to ban books with rape, how about banning Tony Morrison? There's a nasty
little gang rape in Beloved. Or Alice Walker's the Temple of My
Familiar too? I'm sure graphic descriptions of genital mutilation would send the little dears
into a tizzy.

Posted by: Wendy at May 13, 2015 09:42 AM (bpemY)

206
Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2015 09:39 AM (KUa85)

My Three-Wolf-Moon Tshirt cured my erectile dysfunction. Highly recommended.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2015 09:42 AM (lpeQC)

207 Nood

Trigger Warning!!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 13, 2015 09:43 AM (fWAjv)

208 Hey, any of you rich, lottery-winning sonsabitchez

have-

a Bradley or Masterbuilt electric smoker?

Are you happy with the results, etc etc etc?

Here's some reviews,
http://amazingribs.com/bbq_equipment_reviews_ratings/reviews_ratings

Posted by: dartist at May 13, 2015 09:43 AM (ahBY0)

209 9. Bury bodies on BLM land

****

You're going to need a permit for that. Fill out Form BLM-US-248-CZ and go stand in that line over there. Woops, my bad. The line is over the limit. In order to keep wait times within congressionally mandated limits we are no longer accepting new applicants in line. You'll have to come back next Tuesday.

/Al, the BLM bureaucrat

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 13, 2015 09:46 AM (NeFrd)

210
It's insanity. Absolute insanity.
Posted by: Colorado

Yep. 40 years plus since gays have known there's a deadly sex related condition in their community, that's easily preventable by just behaving yourself, and we still have this:

In 2010, gay and bisexual men accounted for 63% of estimated new HIV infections in the United States and 78% of infections among all newly infected men. From 2008 to 2010, new HIV infections increased 22% among young (aged 13-24) gay and bisexual men and 12% among gay and bisexual men overall.

www.cdc.gov/hiv/risk/gender/msm/facts/index.html

And per the CDC, that 7%% of the population being gay/ish male is actually 2%. And the CDC sure isn't making it easy to find the "percentage of the Gay population that has HIV" number. Because racist.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 13, 2015 09:46 AM (kdS6q)

211 >>That and knowing the right things to say.

Dave Chappelle had a comedy routine where he said his white friend got out of traffic tickets by saying 'I didn't know you couldn't do that'.

Posted by: Lea at May 13, 2015 09:49 AM (lIU4e)

212 "and portrayed by LGBT groups as a civil rights issue."

Oh yes, poor little babies.

I'm so sick of this shit. Good thing I'm having a c-section soon and have chronic anemia.

Posted by: Lauren at May 13, 2015 09:51 AM (MYCIw)

213 BenK's correction shows great humility. I'm glad he's a COBlogger.

Posted by: Draki at May 13, 2015 09:52 AM (0eidE)

214 What would happen if a state started arresting Federal officials for theft since property was seized without a warrant or cause? Then keep the officials in jail since they are a flight risk? Someone has to start doing it.

Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at May 13, 2015 09:57 AM (nRvEn)

215 Precognitive train crash.

There wasn't a "safe zone"

Posted by: Thomas "the" Tank Engine at May 13, 2015 10:00 AM (e8kgV)

216 Halperin and Heileman, hit the big time for 'Game Change' a collection of mostly gossip, about Razorback Borgia, the Brett Girl, as Rush dubbed Edwards, and totes lies about the Huntress, that became 'Julianne's Bender'

Posted by: admiral marcus at May 13, 2015 10:02 AM (0u/CC)

217 The First Amendment to the Constitution instead was designed to
protect the obnoxious, the provocative, the uncouth, and the creepy on
the principle that if the foulmouths can say or express what they wish
and the public can put up with it, then everyone else is assured of free
speech.

VDH omits one major fact that is at the root of all the crap we continue to have on the so-called freedom of speech. It was never intended to control local laws. That is a pure invention of the courts.

That should be glaringly obvious when the text starts with Congress shall make no law . . .. Indeed it wasn't until 1925 when the liberal court ruled in Gitlo v NY that it was "incorporated" to the States that it was made applicable to everything. They used the 14th amendment to do this and much mischief has ensued since then. The 14th amendment was never intended for this use.

And the other odious fact about this ruling was that the court upheld the conviction thus the ruling was totally unnecessary.

And thus we continue to have debate over what the first amendment, including the religoious part, means because it was never intended to apply to the States.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 13, 2015 10:03 AM (wlDny)

218 Mark Halperin's Real Bias Is Partisan, Not Racist

Why not say it? It's been said before. Without double standards the liberals would have no standards at all.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 13, 2015 10:08 AM (wlDny)

219 Michelle Obama Needs To Get Over Herself

No, the Mooch needs to sit down and STFU. I would like to see congress pass a law that forbids the first lady (or man) from having any salary, staff, office, or any other taxpayer funded duties. This crap has evolved in modern times, mainly from the sainted Jackie O. It needs to un-evolve.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 13, 2015 10:13 AM (wlDny)

220 Gay walk lights. But deh gays only want to be left alone right?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 13, 2015 10:14 AM (wlDny)

221 The Left's answer to the "The Contract With America."

First, they are what ? .. 22 years late.

... and they used to call it "The Contract On America," but everybody knows that was ObamaCare.

Posted by: uni-bomber at May 13, 2015 10:15 AM (e8kgV)

222 All part of the government'sWar on Cash.

Is anyone's credit card being taken away becausehe or she has too high of a credit limit?

Fuck Obama.

Fuck liberals.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 13, 2015 10:16 AM (iAUf+)

223 The ironic thing about that Amtrak wreck in PA is that that line from DC to NYC is the only line in the country that operates at a profit. Another law I would like to see. Kill all federal funding of trains and buses and quit robbing highway funding for this crap.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 13, 2015 10:17 AM (wlDny)

224 And predictably the liberals scream for more federal dollars.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 13, 2015 10:19 AM (wlDny)

225 219
I would like to see congress pass a law that forbids the first lady (or man) from having any salary, staff, office, or any other taxpayer funded duties. This crap has evolved in modern times, mainly from the sainted Jackie O. It needs to un-evolve.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 13, 2015 10:13 AM (wlDny)

I think the idea that the First Lady needs to have a "cause" started with Eleanor Roosevelt. She was always pontificating about social problems, etc.

Posted by: rickl at May 13, 2015 10:21 AM (zoehZ)

226 New ozone regulations will devastate the economy

Do we have another phony ozone hole? I recall the pic of the ozone hole on the NOAA site. It remained the same throughout the legislation that did away with freon. IOW it was not caused by freon. They finally took it off the site because people saw what liars they were.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 13, 2015 10:22 AM (wlDny)

227 How Liberals Ruined College

Chicken or egg syndrome.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 13, 2015 10:23 AM (wlDny)

228 10
Mark Halperin's Real Bias Is Partisan, Not Racist

I liked the National Review piece right up till they called Ted Cruz a hypocrite.

They just hadda do it.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 13, 2015 08:31 AM (7ObY1)

RNO is, and always has been, an RNCe org. This just continues the tradition. This is why I never go there for news links.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 13, 2015 10:26 AM (wlDny)

229 POTUS Obama says ...

"I have to say that if you watch Fox News on a regular basis, it is a constant venue. They will find folks who make me mad. I don't know where they find them. They're all like, "I don't want to work. I just want a free Obama Phone, or whatever."

... but according to ...

Rep. Hank Johnson (D-Ga.) says with budgets like the GOP plan, "the have-nots of this country will rise up like the people in Baltimore."

Posted by: Eric Holder at May 13, 2015 10:41 AM (e8kgV)

230 I grew up with a guy who (last I checked) was a DEA agent. He and his whole oversized, uber-Irish Catholic family were crusading, law and order right wing, adrenalin-seeking types who went the prosecutor/LE route.

I'm beginning to hate this type of person.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 13, 2015 10:47 AM (hqZPQ)

231 "The President has been a longtime advocate for investing in our infrastructure and making sure that we have the kind of 21st century infrastructure we know is going be critical to the success of our country," White House press secretary Josh Earnest said on CNN's "New Day." Earnest said that the Obama administration is "hard at work" trying to figure out what caused the crash, and that their thoughts and prayers are with the families of everyone effected.

If there just was another $5 or $6 trillion to spend on infrastructure, this crash could have been avoided.

Posted by: Democrats Rape at May 13, 2015 11:05 AM (e8kgV)

232 test

Posted by: ^ at May 13, 2015 11:23 AM (BKaug)

233 "Chicken or egg syndrome."

This "chicken or egg" post - the one which implies the question Which came first, the chicken or the egg? and by extension offers two opposing views about the origins of chickens and eggs, one holding a strict Biblical-creationist view citing the Book of Genesis and how it says that God created the animals on such-and-such day, versus the other view, based on the theory of evolution which would put forth that the ancestors of chickens were egg-laying animals that over time evolved into chickens - is needlessly provocative.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 13, 2015 12:11 PM (VMA3H)

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