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The league also fined the Patriots $1 million and took away two draft picks, including next years' first-round choice. The NFL also indefinitely suspended the two equipment staffers who carried out the plan, including one who called himself "The Deflator."It gets worse. He's also been ordered to stare soulfully into Hillary Clinton's eyes. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Ouch
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2015 05:44 PM (WiU5D) 2
That is the person the GOP is to be so afraid of?
Posted by: SH at May 11, 2015 05:44 PM (gmeXX) 3
he should enjoy the game from the owner's box surrounded by his family......showing everyone how good his life is.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 11, 2015 05:44 PM (0O7c5) 4
So is it four pre-season games or four regular season?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2015 05:45 PM (WiU5D) 5
And staring into her eyes is the exact same as chemical castration. In some countries.
Posted by: Eomero at May 11, 2015 05:45 PM (go5uR) Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 11, 2015 05:46 PM (0HooB) 7
o is it four pre-season games or four regular season?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2015 05:45 PM (WiU5D) The first 4 regular season games- but if appealed and I assume it wil be, I doubt it will be more than 2 games in the end. But I don't give a rat's ass either way Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 05:46 PM (rDqRv) 8
See? It even knocked an 'r' out of my name.
Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2015 05:46 PM (go5uR) 9
Cue the butthurt!
Posted by: Mark Halperin at May 11, 2015 05:46 PM (HstNY) Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 05:47 PM (rDqRv) 11
Gahhhhh....!
Make the bad woman go away daddy! Posted by: M. Halperin at May 11, 2015 05:47 PM (F2IAQ) Posted by: Tom Brady in repose for 4 games at May 11, 2015 05:47 PM (K7krX) 13
But..but...everyone cheats!
Posted by: Mister Moo X2 at May 11, 2015 05:47 PM (MYCIw) 14
Talk about a ball deflater!
Posted by: drowningpuppies at May 11, 2015 05:47 PM (w1pz5) 15
I only follow baseball.
Posted by: Ted Cruz at May 11, 2015 05:47 PM (VAsIq) 16
Take off. Nuke from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: Corporal Hicks at May 11, 2015 05:47 PM (ecDRv) 17
SLEEEEEEEEEEP!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 11, 2015 05:47 PM (W5DcG) Posted by: Soothsayer at May 11, 2015 05:47 PM (9zY72) 19
eeeeew.... just shoot Me now...
Posted by: donna at May 11, 2015 05:48 PM (Bn6aD) 20
Staring into Hillary Clinton's eyes will make you lose your soul.
But Brady has no problems. Brady has no soul to begin with. Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 11, 2015 05:48 PM (DQZLr) 21
My soul now hurts.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Internet Claws and Teeth Need Floss! Only at the Outrage Outlet at May 11, 2015 05:48 PM (K/tQx) 22
I think Tom Brady killed Odin Lloyd with Aaron Hernandez, too.
-- They did share a text message once, and Tom Brady was friendly with Hernandez on the field.... Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 11, 2015 05:48 PM (VAsIq) 23
The stare that turns men to stone!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 11, 2015 05:48 PM (jR7Wy) Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 11, 2015 05:48 PM (JOG+K) 25
What the hell has she ringed her eyes with some purple red shade called -hue d' hemeroid.
Posted by: River Guide at May 11, 2015 05:49 PM (RJMhd) 26
So now maybe they'll actually get gauges that work and write down PSI readings? Or will we still go on the word of Officials who "lost track" of the footballs after they were cleared?
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 11, 2015 05:49 PM (2cS/G) Posted by: Garrett at May 11, 2015 05:49 PM (+ECKZ) 28
Man, it looks like they have a mortician doing Hillary's makeup.
Posted by: Y-not at May 11, 2015 05:49 PM (RWGcK) 29
In other words, Patriots to go 12-4, make super bowl
Posted by: locarno at May 11, 2015 05:49 PM (xaBb4) 30
The stare that turns men to stone!
Posted by: All Hail Eris --- Um...having the opposite effect on me. Don't know how long until I can get it to stone again. Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 11, 2015 05:49 PM (VAsIq) 31
..but..butt can Hillary! espeak espanish? How can she represent all the hispanics if she can't speak spanish?
Posted by: Cleveland Boid at May 11, 2015 05:49 PM (3W1NJ) 32
Has Peaches weighed in on this?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 11, 2015 05:49 PM (60Vyp) 33
She looks better like this with her fangs slipped into the pouches.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 11, 2015 05:49 PM (FCuM7) 34
Big deal. The Pats will still kick ass.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2015 05:50 PM (LA7Cm) 35
MOAR! BRAINS!
Posted by: Hillary! in that photo at May 11, 2015 05:50 PM (vgIRn) 36
I just noticed that Hillz eyeball's don't point in exactly the same direction. So what's with that?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2015 05:50 PM (8ZskC) 37
It's the cover-up, Tom.
Posted by: eman at May 11, 2015 05:50 PM (8BcHk) 38
But Pete Rose is banned for life.
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 11, 2015 05:50 PM (JOG+K) 39
Hell..., we thought she was dead.
Posted by: Hospital make-up person. at May 11, 2015 05:50 PM (F2IAQ) 40
The minute Brady decided to stiff Obama on the WH visit, you knew the ESPN milksops would be calling for his head. They got it. And next year, the Patriots will beat their teams silly again.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 11, 2015 05:50 PM (2cS/G) 41
Hah, infidels! Witness the power of this fully marmed and constipational web number thingy.
Posted by: ISIS - Ready for Hillary! at May 11, 2015 05:50 PM (ecDRv) Posted by: Tom Brady at May 11, 2015 05:50 PM (YFFpo) 43
Big deal. The Pats will still kick ass.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2015 05:50 PM (LA7Cm) More likely than not and I am a Jet fan Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 05:50 PM (rDqRv) 44
36 lazy eye.
Posted by: River Guide at May 11, 2015 05:51 PM (RJMhd) 45
Lemurs are known as Prosimians. Most of them feast on bugs.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 11, 2015 05:51 PM (FCuM7) 46
She looks better like this with her fangs slipped into the pouches.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword Feels better, too! Posted by: Huma at May 11, 2015 05:51 PM (VAsIq) Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 11, 2015 05:51 PM (8ZskC) 48
And so Belichick, the man in control of on the field operations, gets a kitchen pass.
Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 11, 2015 05:51 PM (DQZLr) 49
Bellichek should sit out the season though.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 11, 2015 05:51 PM (60Vyp) 50
She's got the crazy-eyes! Any time you can see either the top or bottom of the iris (or both!) the bitch is cray-cray for the real-real. Posted by: imp at May 11, 2015 05:51 PM (XIXZz) 51
I just noticed that Hillz eyeball's don't point in exactly the same direction. So what's with that?
Posted by: Cicero ---------------- Their viewpoint is still evolving. Posted by: Hospital make-up person. at May 11, 2015 05:51 PM (F2IAQ) Posted by: Soothsayer at May 11, 2015 05:51 PM (9zY72) Posted by: Ted Cruz at May 11, 2015 05:52 PM (VAsIq) 54
I don't know what the point is of a $1 million fine against the organization. That's meaningless.
Posted by: Y-not at May 11, 2015 05:52 PM (RWGcK) 55
Jimmy Garropolo for the Win X 4.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 11, 2015 05:52 PM (2cS/G) 56
the Jets still suck, ace. Suck, suck, and more suck, and nothing they do to Brady will change The Suck
and the Ravens are ghetto thug murderers, but that's okay with you Posted by: not really funny, but not bad at May 11, 2015 05:52 PM (8CdUx) 57
So if it is Cruz v. Clinton, does Hillary just avoid all debates?
Posted by: SH at May 11, 2015 05:52 PM (gmeXX) Posted by: Mahan at May 11, 2015 05:52 PM (8BD8r) 59
She looks like a python trying to figure out how to swallow a pig.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 11, 2015 05:52 PM (FCuM7) 60
The ISIS web takeover is in full swing. Just look at that hideous pic they posted on Ace's site.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2015 05:52 PM (8ZskC) 61
The Boston sports guys are going to be pretty upset.
Posted by: eman at May 11, 2015 05:52 PM (8BcHk) 62
54 I don't know what the point is of a $1 million fine against the organization. That's meaningless.
Super bowl should have been forfeited... Posted by: donna at May 11, 2015 05:52 PM (Bn6aD) 63
That tweet talks about Brady's "conduct detrimental to the integrity and public confidence in the game of football," "integrity of the game" and how he needs to be "held accountable for his actions."
It's a shame that politicians don't have that same reverence for the country, the Constitution and us. #WASTF Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 11, 2015 05:52 PM (0HooB) 64
Tom Brady, also a form of weasel.
Posted by: ISIS - Ready for Hillary! at May 11, 2015 05:52 PM (ecDRv) 65
I just noticed that Hillz eyeball's don't point in exactly the same direction. So what's with that?
Programming bug with the replicants. Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 11, 2015 05:53 PM (RxCPm) Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 11, 2015 05:53 PM (JOG+K) 67
Shouldn't she have snakes for hair?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2015 05:53 PM (8ZskC) 68
As if Tom was fiddlin' with his balls all by himself.
Posted by: River Guide at May 11, 2015 05:53 PM (RJMhd) Posted by: Soothsayer at May 11, 2015 05:53 PM (9zY72) 70
4 extra weeks waking up next to Gisele? 4 weeks not getting chased by 350# linemen? Break out the violins...
Posted by: itchytriggerfinger at May 11, 2015 05:53 PM (7csuM) 71
Fuckin Medusa like
Posted by: Zakn at May 11, 2015 05:53 PM (BtZep) 72
She is staring at a spot exactly 1.7 inches off the surface of my monitor, directly in front of her eyes. She must be reliving that Bosnian sniper event and how she dodged the bullets in mid-flight like Neo from the Matrix. Posted by: imp at May 11, 2015 05:53 PM (XIXZz) 73
They could strip the title and kick the Patriots to a dead league and the Wilson interception will still forever be funny.
Posted by: Shoot Me at May 11, 2015 05:54 PM (EQcfE) 74
the bitchfuhrer
Posted by: other stuff Jesus said at May 11, 2015 05:54 PM (n5fTN) 75
Any word on Aaron Rodgers, who famously declared his preference for overinflated footballs? No sting operation? Gee, I wonder why.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 11, 2015 05:54 PM (2cS/G) 76
the look of someone who is going to focus like a laser on unemployment or something.
Posted by: mallfly at May 11, 2015 05:54 PM (qSIlh) 77
>>Posted by: donna at May 11, 2015 05:52 PM
Some folks were making a good case for suspending Belichick based on how Payton was treated during Bountygate. I mean, if you believe the organization is culpable enough to fine it, make the punishment meaningful. Posted by: Y-not at May 11, 2015 05:54 PM (RWGcK) 78
>>$1 million fine against the organization. That's meaningless
I know, right? You can't even get a decent pair of earrings for that much. Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at May 11, 2015 05:54 PM (+ECKZ) 79
The Boston sports guys are going to be pretty upset.
Posted by: eman at May 11, 2015 05:52 PM Great. Just what I need. Every single effin' media outlet up here talking about Brady's deflated balls for the rest of the week. Shoot me now... Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 11, 2015 05:54 PM (h4vJk) 80
Bloomberg just emailed me to say the Mark Halperin interview with Tom Brady is going to be awesome.
Posted by: MTF at May 11, 2015 05:54 PM (FCsIb) Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 11, 2015 05:55 PM (RxCPm) 82
EEEEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
I almost feel sorry for him, almost. Then again I don't give a flying fart in a tornado about the NFL any more so meh. Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at May 11, 2015 05:55 PM (4CRfK) 83
Cheat, win SB, lose 4 games.
Nice integrity you got there Roger. Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 11, 2015 05:53 PM (JOG+K) No "Direct" proof Brady did anything Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 05:55 PM (rDqRv) 84
The Boston sports guys are going to be pretty upset.
Are you kidding? No Celtics, no Bruins, the Sox suck.They'll be milking this for months. Posted by: tu3031 at May 11, 2015 05:55 PM (YFFpo) 85
From the sidebar. Spiders, whats not to love?
Posted by: maddogg at May 11, 2015 05:55 PM (xWW96) 86
I was there and I saw it all.
Posted by: Brian Williams at May 11, 2015 05:55 PM (FCsIb) Posted by: Tim Tebow at May 11, 2015 05:56 PM (P330y) 88
Isn't it Graves Disease where the whites show all the way around your irises? Will Hillary release her medical records? Will her Korsakoff Syndrome keep her out of the White House? Inquiring minds...
Posted by: kathysaysso at May 11, 2015 05:56 PM (fMQoG) 89
Four lousy games? That's all?! What about one of his rings!!
Posted by: Joe Montana at May 11, 2015 05:56 PM (FCsIb) 90
That's the last thing Perseus saw in his shield.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 11, 2015 05:56 PM (oVJmc) 91
Lies, Pakistani generals helped Brady deflate those balls and Rodger Goodell knew all about it.
Posted by: Seymour Hersh at May 11, 2015 05:56 PM (HstNY) Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2015 05:57 PM (0cMkb) 93
By the way in the game that Brady and the Patriots were supposedly cheating they RAN over the other team like Sherman thru the South
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 05:57 PM (rDqRv) 94
So now I'm being flagged as a spammer? Damn that IsIs anyway. They've gotten to pixy.
Posted by: Cleveland Boid at May 11, 2015 05:57 PM (3W1NJ) 95
I want to make a deal. I have stuff to tell.
Posted by: Aaron Hernandez at May 11, 2015 05:57 PM (FCsIb) 96
Hillary's practicing her "Elizabeth Warren got the nomination?" face.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2015 05:58 PM (8ZskC) Posted by: SH at May 11, 2015 05:58 PM (gmeXX) 98
The balls on that guy.
Posted by: Tom (CH) Brady at May 11, 2015 05:58 PM (Dwehj) Posted by: River Guide at May 11, 2015 05:58 PM (RJMhd) 100
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That's a picture of Hillary!'s "O" face. Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2015 05:57 PM (0cMkb) Eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww ... Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 11, 2015 05:58 PM (vgIRn) 101
No "Direct" proof Brady did anything Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 05:55 PM (rDqRv) No direct proof that Hernandez did anything either. Shawn Payton knew nothing and lost a year. Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 11, 2015 05:58 PM (JOG+K) 102
It's basically the "Pine Tar Incident" magnified 1000x by the TMZ-ification of Sports.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 11, 2015 05:59 PM (2cS/G) 103
Maybe someone should be a site with a "Number of days since Hillary answered a media question"
Posted by: MikeH at May 11, 2015 05:59 PM (DNTer) 104
>>Man, it looks like they have a mortician doing Hillary's makeup.
Posted by: Y-not The dead aren't near that scary. Posted by: Aviator at May 11, 2015 05:59 PM (sQzB6) 105
And you people accuse me of doing things as pure theatre!
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at May 11, 2015 05:59 PM (FCsIb) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2015 06:00 PM (LA7Cm) 107
No "Direct" proof Brady did anything
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 05:55 PM (rDqRv) No direct proof that Hernandez did anything either. Shawn Payton knew nothing and lost a year. ----- The circumstantial evidence is pretty overwhelming here. Brady was involved in this. That is pretty clear to me. Posted by: SH at May 11, 2015 06:00 PM (gmeXX) Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 11, 2015 06:00 PM (RxCPm) 109
The NFL is turning into the WWF. They want the drama for some reason. Stuff like this shouldn't be aired out in public. Posted by: Soothsayer at May 11, 2015 06:00 PM (9zY72) Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2015 06:00 PM (+ECKZ) 111
We have "direct proof" that Jerry Rice cheated by using Stickum, he admitted it. Strip him of his rings, or at least retroactively suspend him (it's a show trial, why not a show sentence?).
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 11, 2015 06:00 PM (2cS/G) 112
Oh fun. All the Patriots lurkers get to come out of the woodwork again, call Ace names and POST random words in ALL caps, because PATRIOTS.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 11, 2015 06:00 PM (q20+R) 113
Military personnel, veterans and their families at military bases like MacDill are being advised to be careful what they post online and talk about in public, says the report.
Retired Col. E.J. Otero is quoted as saying the 440,000 veterans in the Tampa Bay area have heard through one way or another from the commanders at MacDill to pay attention, keep a low profile, dont be so pompous about being in the military, because those guy are looking for possible targets. THIS is the DOD's response to ISIS? Don't be pompous and hide under your bed? What is this? Dance School? We are so boned Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 06:00 PM (rDqRv) 114
I'll be she thinks she's smiling.
Posted by: mallfly at May 11, 2015 06:00 PM (qSIlh) 115
Or Bill performing the reach around humidor maneuver.
Posted by: River Guide at May 11, 2015 06:01 PM (RJMhd) 116
Nope. All just "probably"s and "likely"s in that report.
---- I've got news for you. That's also how our courts work. Posted by: SH at May 11, 2015 06:01 PM (gmeXX) 117
Fly, monkeys! Fly!!
Posted by: Hillary! at May 11, 2015 06:01 PM (YFFpo) 118
Any truth to the rumor that the TOTUS site is going to set up an Email Server of the United States site? Routed through an ISP in Moscow?
Posted by: MTF, I see SMOD from my house at May 11, 2015 06:01 PM (FCsIb) 119
Does Tom Brady get paid per game, or does he still earn money despite not playing?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 11, 2015 06:01 PM (0NdlF) 120
>>>>By the way in the game that Brady and the Patriots were supposedly cheating they RAN over the other team like Sherman thru the South
what are you talking about? they won their first three Super bowls by a field goal. Oh you mean when they got caught cheating THIS time, not the cheating from the other times. Posted by: other stuff Jesus said at May 11, 2015 06:01 PM (n5fTN) 121
CHEATY HANDS SERVICED FOUR GAYS?!??!?!?!
Posted by: Al Sharpton at May 11, 2015 06:02 PM (AkOaV) 122
Elizabeth Bathory had a warmer persona.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 11, 2015 06:02 PM (oVJmc) 123
The circumstantial evidence is pretty overwhelming here. Brady was involved in this. That is pretty clear to me.
Posted by: SH at May 11, 2015 06:00 PM (gmeXX) Why? Because 3rd parties gossip about Brady and supposedly tell hear say stories about what he said? Yeah I don't think so. Do I think he knew- sure I do, but with this "Proof"? Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 06:02 PM (rDqRv) 124
Does Tom Brady get paid per game, or does he still earn money despite not playing?
----- He would lose his per game pay for any game in which he is suspended. Posted by: SH at May 11, 2015 06:02 PM (gmeXX) 125
what are you talking about? they won their first three Super bowls by a field goal. Oh you mean when they got caught cheating THIS time, not the cheating from the other times.
Posted by: other stuff Jesus said at May 11, 2015 06:01 PM (n5fTN) THIS was all about the balls in the one game against the Ravens Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 06:03 PM (rDqRv) 126
THIS is the DOD's response to ISIS? Don't be pompous and hide under your bed?
What is this? Dance School? #BostonStwong! #ShelterInPlace! Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 11, 2015 06:03 PM (RxCPm) 127
Any word on Colts suspensions? Three of their four balls tested during the game were underinflated, the Officials didn't check the remaining 8 balls because "they ran out of time".
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 11, 2015 06:03 PM (2cS/G) Posted by: Aviator at May 11, 2015 06:03 PM (sQzB6) 129
No flaming skull?
Posted by: Myiq2xu at May 11, 2015 06:03 PM (5fSr7) 130
Why? Because 3rd parties gossip about Brady and supposedly tell hear say stories about what he said? Yeah I don't think so. Do I think he knew- sure I do, but with this "Proof"?
----- Yes. Also because one of the guys was called the deflator. Also because he didn't participate in the investigation. Posted by: SH at May 11, 2015 06:03 PM (gmeXX) 131
I'm generally aware that Congress is full of cheating, lying, power hungry douchebags so does that make me responsible for it?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 11, 2015 06:03 PM (zRby/) 132
In before someone says "nothingburger".
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 11, 2015 06:04 PM (xSCb6) 133
Mr. Cruz, futbol or football?
Posted by: Mark Halperin at May 11, 2015 06:04 PM (1CroS) 134
Colts or ravens I forget which team but it was a slaughter on the ground
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 06:04 PM (rDqRv) 135
The NFL season is too long, anyway. 4 less chances for Brady to get injured before the super bowl.
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 11, 2015 06:04 PM (+jijM) 136
Does Tom Brady get paid per game, or does he still earn money despite not playing?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 11, 2015 06:01 PM (0NdlF) Pay divided into 16 game checks. Will lose 4 unless suspension reduced. Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 11, 2015 06:04 PM (VWUws) Posted by: D. Hopper at May 11, 2015 06:04 PM (l9j99) 138
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 11, 2015 06:03 PM (zRby/)
if by "me" you mean "voters" then yes. Posted by: mynewhandle at May 11, 2015 06:04 PM (AkOaV) 139
Does Tom Brady get paid per game, or does he still earn money despite not playing?
----- He would lose his per game pay for any game in which he is suspended. Posted by: SH *Puts on UnderArmor T-shirt* *Makes a million* Posted by: Tom Brady in repose for 4 games at May 11, 2015 06:04 PM (K7krX) Posted by: Ted Cruz, now with 10% more authentic Hispanicness at May 11, 2015 06:05 PM (AkOaV) 141
What a load of crap. Maybe they might have been generally aware of a problem that didn't really exist if one looks at the science. Whatever, the Pats will still beat most of the sorry-ass NFL teams and particularly whoever Matt Drudge roots for. {spits}
Posted by: Peaches is not amused at May 11, 2015 06:05 PM (EgOr3) 142
Also because he didn't participate in the investigation.
Posted by: SH at May 11, 2015 06:03 PM (gmeXX) And? where does it say he has to? Look do I think he knew? Sure. But there is no evidence and I am a Jet Fan and hate the Patriots. Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 06:05 PM (rDqRv) 143
remember when Vinateiri booted Sherman to a last second 3 point win over The South?
Posted by: other stuff Jesus said at May 11, 2015 06:05 PM (n5fTN) 144
Ooawwhhhhh my eyes. Bleach. Stat.
Posted by: dogfish at May 11, 2015 06:06 PM (jWtyG) 145
Colts
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2015 06:06 PM (LA7Cm) 146
Wow. Mrs. Clinton scares me.
Posted by: Nosferatu at May 11, 2015 06:06 PM (1CroS) 147
She looks like she sat on one of her testicles.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 11, 2015 06:06 PM (oVJmc) 148
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THIS is the DOD's response to ISIS? Don't be pompous and hide under your bed? What is this? Dance School? #BostonStwong! #ShelterInPlace! Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 11, 2015 06:03 PM (RxCPm) If there were any real men left in leadership, it would be "Gentelman, prepare to defend yourselves!" Posted by: flounder at May 11, 2015 06:06 PM (ecDRv) 149
Are the Massholes whining yet? You know the whole "they played better when they stopped them from cheating in the scone half!" claims. You know because that is the standard somehow for punishing cheating? Because somehow blowing them out in the second half demonstrates that their attempt at cheating wasn't that big of a deal. So apparently if you cheat and still lose you should also pay no penalty as well. I wonder where that cutoff point is that if you are caught cheating you have to face the consequences? Is it if you win by 3 touchdowns? Or maybe only 2? Or are you only subjected to a penalty of cheating if you win by a field goal or less?
Posted by: Buzzion at May 11, 2015 06:07 PM (z/Ubi) 150
The texts were damning, and make it look like Brady was aware, as I believe he was, but the question now is "how bad a thing was it"?. I think it's a minor/happens every day thing, the League is calling it twice as bad as decking your wife in an elevator (initial 2 game suspension for Ray Rice).
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 11, 2015 06:07 PM (2cS/G) 151
To quote Hillary! campaign headquarters: "Ms Clinton - in her travels as Secretary of State - became fluent in both Spic and Austrian."
Posted by: An Observation at May 11, 2015 06:08 PM (Abjsr) 152
Stop. Your. Manspreading.
Posted by: Hildabeast at May 11, 2015 06:08 PM (jWtyG) 153
I'm feeling boxed in here.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 11, 2015 06:08 PM (0NdlF) Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 11, 2015 06:08 PM (VWUws) 155
I believe it would be much fairer if sports like football were played in a way that allowed every team to win a championship every 10 to 12 years. In order to accomplish this, I believe we must recognize the wasteful duplication inherent in capitalism and reduce the number of teams, perhaps one team per Federal Reserve district. As President I will appoint a commission to solve this problem.
Posted by: Sen Bernie Sanders at May 11, 2015 06:08 PM (qSIlh) 156
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She looks like she sat on one of her testicles. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 11, 2015 06:06 PM (oVJmc) lol Posted by: flounder at May 11, 2015 06:09 PM (ecDRv) 157
These comments are so dark . . .
Posted by: Peaches is not amused at May 11, 2015 06:09 PM (EgOr3) 158
And? where does it say he has to? Look do I think he knew? Sure. But there is no evidence and I am a Jet Fan and hate the Patriots.
----- Whether he has to or now, I (and the NFL) am free to draw inferences against someone who doesn't participate. I can do the same thing in a civil court of law. You are free to dismiss the weight of the evidence offered, but there is evidence. The texts between the two equipment managers are evidence. His lack of participation is evidence. One guy being called the deflator is evidence. The balls being deflated is evidence. "Testimony" from other QBs is evidence. There is a lot of evidence. It may all be circumstantial, but it is evidence. Posted by: SH at May 11, 2015 06:09 PM (gmeXX) 159
Well this is odd
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 11, 2015 06:09 PM (VWUws) 160
I'm feeling like i'm in a text box for some reason
Posted by: Zakn at May 11, 2015 06:09 PM (BtZep) 161
I have never been a fan of Brady or the Patriots and I this is a BS suspension. I wonder if they'll be holding the rest of the league to the same standards. Not.
Posted by: johnny yuma at May 11, 2015 06:09 PM (ahBY0) 162
Sad OT news for anyone who was following the story of the little boy who was dumped in the dumpster and his missing 5 year old brother.
The 5 year old's body was just found. True evil. Posted by: Lauren at May 11, 2015 06:10 PM (MYCIw) 163
2 shades of grey. Coming to a bookstore near you.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 11, 2015 06:10 PM (0NdlF) 164
ISIS struck the blog!
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 11, 2015 06:10 PM (VWUws) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2015 06:10 PM (ODxAs) 166
Being required to stare soulfully into Hillary's eyes would surely be classed as cruel and unusual punishment.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 11, 2015 06:10 PM (xNkaN) 167
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Posted by: The ISIS Guy in the hoodie at May 11, 2015 06:10 PM (YFFpo) 168
I see ace has been reading "50 Shades Darker."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2015 06:10 PM (FsuaD) Posted by: D. Hopper at May 11, 2015 06:11 PM (YW8OA) 170
The greys!
Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at May 11, 2015 06:11 PM (vgIRn) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2015 06:11 PM (ODxAs) 172
All ur gray are belong to us!
Posted by: ISIS at May 11, 2015 06:11 PM (FsuaD) 173
...and your little dog, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 11, 2015 06:11 PM (0HooB) 174
ISIS afoot?? I swear I didn't meant it!!!
Posted by: geezer der mensch at May 11, 2015 06:11 PM (DE31Y) 175
There's a good story in here somewhere. Tom Brady sounds like a raper to me.
Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdely at May 11, 2015 06:12 PM (FCsIb) Posted by: River Guide at May 11, 2015 06:12 PM (RJMhd) 177
The texts between the two equipment managers are evidence. His lack of participation is evidence. One guy being called the deflator is evidence. The balls being deflated is evidence. "Testimony" from other QBs is evidence.
There is a lot of evidence. It may all be circumstantial, but it is evidence. Posted by: SH at May 11, 2015 06:09 PM (gmeXX) What if knew you, and I tested a 3rd party that also knew you that you did something bad--berry berry bad. Is that proof you did it? As I understand it that is called 3rd party hear say? What if I hated you or were jealous of you and I wanted to screw you? And bottom line I dont' really care. Let him sit 10 games. I'm just saying I think it's a weak case Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 06:12 PM (rDqRv) Posted by: mynewhandle at May 11, 2015 06:12 PM (AkOaV) 179
All your infidel boxes belong to us!
Posted by: ISIS at May 11, 2015 06:12 PM (oVJmc) 180
While the cock-smoochers of ESPN revel in Brady's punishment, football fans everywhere know this was no big deal. I've said the same thing about Weed suspensions, the Incognito circus, etc. The NFL is great at making up rules/punishments after the fact, once all the poll numbers are in.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 11, 2015 06:12 PM (2cS/G) 181
Take THAT, INFIDELS!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...
Posted by: The ISIS Guy in the hoodie at May 11, 2015 06:12 PM (YFFpo) 182
Pretty sure I will be getting a directive from the Navy to shelter in place soon and hide under my bed. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 06:13 PM (rDqRv) 183
Ace really is living The Classy Life. I like this upscale look.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 11, 2015 06:13 PM (jR7Wy) 184
Hahahaha
Posted by: Garrett at May 11, 2015 06:13 PM (+ECKZ) 185
If you take a dude's money, you better be able to prove your assertion in a court of law. Outside of that, it's just farting in the wind with lots of anger due to sports team bullshit.
You say he did whatever. You should be able to prove it in court. Until then, getting pissed and attacking each other is childish. Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 11, 2015 06:13 PM (FCuM7) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 11, 2015 06:13 PM (kdS6q) Posted by: mynewhandle at May 11, 2015 06:14 PM (AkOaV) 188
Allahu HTML Fubar!
Posted by: ISIS at May 11, 2015 06:14 PM (oVJmc) 189
Ooooooo. The face that lunched a thousand shrimps.
Posted by: Furious George at May 11, 2015 06:14 PM (UlJ3l) 190
This thread is racist and oppressive.
Posted by: Mooch, oppressed FLOTUS at May 11, 2015 06:14 PM (FsuaD) 191
The prospect of Vladimir Putin giving U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry the cold shoulder looms over an official visit to Russia on Tuesday, with the Kremlin not yet confirming Obama administration claims that the two will meet.
Good Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 06:14 PM (rDqRv) 192
is this what a caliphate looks like? kinda small...
Posted by: geezer der mensch at May 11, 2015 06:14 PM (DE31Y) 193
31 ..but..butt can Hillary! espeak espanish? How can she represent all the hispanics if she can't speak spanish?
Posted by: Cleveland Boid at May 11, 2015 05:49 PM (3W1NJ) At first glance I thought you asked if she could speak squeamish. She certainly makes me squeamish. Posted by: Northernlurker at May 11, 2015 06:15 PM (xNkaN) Posted by: Tom Brady in repose for 4 games at May 11, 2015 06:15 PM (K7krX) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2015 06:15 PM (ynQIy) 196
I'm another person who believes we should bring back dueling. And I practice.
Posted by: Hillary! at May 11, 2015 06:15 PM (FCsIb) 197
>>> It gets worse. He's also been ordered to stare soulfully into Hillary Clinton's eyes.
Flag on the play! Unecessary roughness! Posted by: LizLem, servant of the cross at May 11, 2015 06:15 PM (yRwC8) 198
Anyone wanna bet the Patriots use this for motivation next year
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 06:15 PM (rDqRv) 199
Probably said already, this is the Graybar Hotel...
And there is Hillary! staring at me.... Blindfold? Gimme the Medusa. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 06:15 PM (t1YFX) 200
Don't worry, New England....Cleveland been throwing away their first round pick for years and look where they are.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 11, 2015 06:15 PM (/HC6x) 201
He's also been ordered to stare soulfully into Hillary Clinton's eyes.
Wow, talk about staring into the fires of Mordor. Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at May 11, 2015 06:16 PM (DlmoZ) 202
BOW TO ME! WORSHIP ME! THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING, INFIDELS!!!
Posted by: The ISIS Guy in the hoodie at May 11, 2015 06:16 PM (YFFpo) 203
What if knew you, and I tested a 3rd party that also knew you that you did something bad--berry berry bad. Is that proof you did it? As I understand it that is called 3rd party hear say? What if I hated you or were jealous of you and I wanted to screw you?
And bottom line I dont' really care. Let him sit 10 games. I'm just saying I think it's a weak case ----- This is how non-mathetical, court-type proof works. What makes circumstantial evidence good is when there is a lot of circumstantial evidence. Eventually, you cannot dismiss every piece of evidence - or it gets harder to do so. There is more evidence than simply one or even two parties who may not like him. I only care in that I hate it when people dismiss something because there is a lack of direct evidence. Circumstantial evidence is still evidence. And sometimes better than direct evidence. Posted by: SH at May 11, 2015 06:16 PM (gmeXX) 204
he prospect of Vladimir Putin giving U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry the cold shoulder looms over an official visit to Russia on Tuesday,
Posted by: Nevergiveup Am not giving cold shoulder, am to be giving him carrot and pat on nose. Posted by: Vladimir Putin at May 11, 2015 06:16 PM (RACMz) 205
OPEN TAGS
Posted by: 2 x4 at May 11, 2015 06:16 PM (+ECKZ) 206
I see the blog has had a redesign by Ralph Lauren.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 06:17 PM (K7krX) 207
Grey box...is ISIS attacking at last? Need to wrap the hamsters in bacon!
Posted by: LizLem, servant of the cross at May 11, 2015 06:17 PM (yRwC8) 208
All your deflated footballs are belong to us!
Posted by: ISIS at May 11, 2015 06:17 PM (FsuaD) 209
Anyone wanna bet the Patriots use this for motivation next year
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 06:15 PM (rDqRv) That was my first thought, Nevergiveup - Belichick and Gronk will fire it up and the first 4 games will go by in no time. Although I'm sure those weaselly Steelers just heaved a huge sigh of relief re: game 1. Posted by: Peaches is not amused at May 11, 2015 06:17 PM (EgOr3) 210
Posted by: SH at May 11, 2015 06:16 PM (gmeXX)
I don't know, circumstantial evidence (in a court situation) leaves a lot of "reasonable doubt" open. I know they call it the CSI effect, but for me -- I don't know. Posted by: mynewhandle at May 11, 2015 06:18 PM (AkOaV) 211
Just think how bad it would be if he were a Redskin.
Posted by: just saying at May 11, 2015 06:18 PM (wkuqO) Posted by: ISIS at May 11, 2015 06:18 PM (8ZskC) 213
I only care in that I hate it when people dismiss something because there is a lack of direct evidence. Circumstantial evidence is still evidence. And sometimes better than direct evidence. Posted by: SH at May 11, 2015 06:16 PM (gmeXX) And I'm just saying I don't think this would be allowable circumstantial evidence and it would be thrown out in a COurt of Law. It's 3rd party hear say Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 06:18 PM (rDqRv) 214
I find the color soothing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2015 06:18 PM (FsuaD) 215
This Thread could use some Alice in Chains.
Posted by: Garrett at May 11, 2015 06:18 PM (+ECKZ) 216
MFM: Is it true that you've only answered eight questions from the media since you started running for President?
Hillary!: That's nine. Posted by: An Observation at May 11, 2015 06:18 PM (Abjsr) 217
Ace must have repainted his apartment and wanted the blog to match.
Posted by: Hillary! at May 11, 2015 06:18 PM (FCsIb) 218
Is Hillary! auditioning for Death Becomes Her II???
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 06:19 PM (t1YFX) 219
The Patriots should be glad the NFL isn't as tough on cheating as MLB.
Posted by: sammy sosa's corked bat at May 11, 2015 06:19 PM (ahBY0) 220
Whew.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2015 06:19 PM (FsuaD) 221
With the new, classy look does this mean I have to start wearing pants when I post?
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 11, 2015 06:19 PM (/HC6x) 222
If Ace was trying to diminish the Medusa Effect of teh Hildabeast, he missed.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 11, 2015 06:19 PM (0HooB) Posted by: mynewhandle at May 11, 2015 06:19 PM (AkOaV) 224
That's her 'wedding night' look.
Posted by: Bill at May 11, 2015 06:19 PM (oVJmc) 225
And white privilege is back.
Posted by: Peaches is not amused at May 11, 2015 06:19 PM (EgOr3) 226
I would also add that for me this rule is similar to the "catch" rule and is similar to arguments that I have made that the common law is superior to civil law. Not everything needs to be codified into actual written law. I'm not sure what the reason is for this rule - maybe it does make sense - but maybe it doesn't. I tend to think this is a silly rule that is not really necessary, particularly when each offense uses its own balls.
Posted by: SH at May 11, 2015 06:19 PM (gmeXX) 227
The "experts" are already saying he appeals it through the union and gets it bumped down to 2. It's almost like the league wants him to do it.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 11, 2015 06:20 PM (YFFpo) 228
180 . . . this was no big deal. I've said the same thing about Weed suspensions, the Incognito circus, etc. . .
Posted by: Lincolntf ______________________ I saw Richie the other day, and I didn't even recognize him. Posted by: Furious George at May 11, 2015 06:20 PM (UlJ3l) 229
The Patriots should be glad the NFL isn't as tough on cheating as MLB.
Posted by: sammy sosa's corked bat Bet on it. Posted by: Pete Rose at May 11, 2015 06:20 PM (RACMz) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 06:20 PM (t1YFX) 231
..aaaand we're back to the deviled ham and mayo stylesheet.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 06:20 PM (K7krX) 232
I hope Brady appeals and gets the entire suspension wiped. Or, alternately, every ball in every game will be tested with calibrated gauges (not the broke-ass, off by .4 PSI toys they've been using up to now) and there really is a level playing field. One team being "Stung" while 31 others inflate/deflate to their heart's content is bullshit.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 11, 2015 06:20 PM (2cS/G) 233
The pic is actually animated - you can tell because every 12 seconds, she flicks her tongue out.
It helps her smell enemies. That is, humans. Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 11, 2015 06:21 PM (FCuM7) 234
I only care in that I hate it when people dismiss something because there is a lack of direct evidence. Circumstantial evidence is still evidence. And sometimes better than direct evidence.
Posted by: SH at May 11, 2015 06:16 PM (gmeXX) ======================== I dismiss it because its stupid, though I'm no Patriots fan. Roger Goodell is stupid. He cannot manage any issue without it growing first to a press crisis. Why they don't fire his ass is a complete mystery to me. Posted by: Hillary! at May 11, 2015 06:21 PM (FCsIb) 235
Hemis are flaring up again. Posted by: Hillarrhoids at May 11, 2015 06:21 PM (wAQA5) 236
That's her 'wedding night' look.
Posted by: Bill YOU EXPECT ME TO WHAT?????? #HillaryIsJustLikeYou Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at May 11, 2015 06:21 PM (8ZskC) 237
Everyone. Nevergiveup wants you to know that he doesn't care about this. Just in case the two dozen times he's posted that weren't clear.
Posted by: Y-not at May 11, 2015 06:21 PM (RWGcK) 238
211 Just think how bad it would be if he were a Redskin. Posted by: just saying at May 11, 2015 06:18 PM (wkuqO) Well according to the belicheck ball lickers it wouldn't be bad because this apparently only happened because he's a patriot. Because the NFL really wants to penalize and sitcom a black mark on one of their most popular teams that had just won the super bowl. And Goodell really wants to stick to his buddy who he parties with on his yacht. Posted by: Buzzion at May 11, 2015 06:21 PM (z/Ubi) 239
And I'm just saying I don't think this would be allowable circumstantial evidence and it would be thrown out in a COurt of Law. It's 3rd party hear say
----- Not if the two equipment managers gave their testimony. I get the point, that this is actually equivalent to a court of law. Posted by: SH at May 11, 2015 06:21 PM (gmeXX) Posted by: SJW at May 11, 2015 06:21 PM (ecDRv) Posted by: Cleveland Boid at May 11, 2015 06:21 PM (3W1NJ) 242
Everyone. Nevergiveup wants you to know that he doesn't care about this. Just in case the two dozen times he's posted that weren't clear.
Posted by: Y-not at May 11, 2015 06:21 PM (RWGcK) Would you rather I talk about Dentistry? Or the itch I have? Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 06:22 PM (rDqRv) 243
"The Haggard Queen has answered 8 media questions since announcing her
presidential bid, and has not answered any media questions in 20 days." Well, with assholes like Mark Halperin asking the type of questions he asks can you blame her? Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 11, 2015 06:22 PM (KDbAT) Posted by: The ISIS Guy in the hoodie at May 11, 2015 06:22 PM (YFFpo) 245
Apropos of nothing, Sean Davis is twice the writer that that foreign squish Charles Cooke is.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 11, 2015 06:22 PM (rwI+c) 246
The snuke is chafing.
Posted by: wth at May 11, 2015 06:23 PM (wAQA5) Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 11, 2015 06:23 PM (rwI+c) 248
I don't know, circumstantial evidence (in a court situation) leaves a lot of "reasonable doubt" open.
I know they call it the CSI effect, but for me -- I don't know. ------ Direct evidence is notoriously faulty. Eye witness accounts are very unreliable. And we have seen how crime labs screw up things (um, FBI). One piece of circumstantial evidence can be dismissed. So can two, even three, but eventually you reach a point where you have to suspend disbelief on everything. It gets a lot harder to do. But for sure criminal cases are (and should be) more difficult than civil ones. This was more akin to a civil case. Posted by: SH at May 11, 2015 06:23 PM (gmeXX) 249
What the hell has she ringed her eyes with some purple red shade called -hue d' hemeroid.
Posted by: River Guide at May 11, 2015 05:49 PM (RJMhd) It's a new eyeliner from Balthory Cosmetics. They call it Virgin Red. Posted by: Secundus at May 11, 2015 06:24 PM (o44HZ) 250
"Most popular"? Are you high, buzzion? The Pats are the most hated team in the League, go to a sports bar sometime, ask around.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 11, 2015 06:24 PM (2cS/G) Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 11, 2015 06:24 PM (RxCPm) 252
so if Hillary were endorsed by Bugs and Cruz were endorsed by Elmer, whom would you vote for?
Posted by: Mark Halperin at May 11, 2015 06:25 PM (qSIlh) Posted by: DaveA at May 11, 2015 06:25 PM (DL2i+) 254
I dismiss it because its stupid, though I'm no Patriots fan. Roger Goodell is stupid. He cannot manage any issue without it growing first to a press crisis. Why they don't fire his ass is a complete mystery to me.
----- My theory is that he takes all the hits, so why not keep him on board. As long as everyone is against Goodell, people aren't looking to the actual owners. And so far, the evidence that he is causing the owners to not make as much money as they otherwise could is thin. Posted by: SH at May 11, 2015 06:25 PM (gmeXX) 255
The Pats are the most hated team in the League, go to a sports bar sometime, ask around.
This is true, Buzz. And we Pats fans enjoy their puny hatred. Posted by: Peaches is not amused at May 11, 2015 06:25 PM (EgOr3) 256
Y-not: "Everyone. Nevergiveup wants you to know that he doesn't care about this. Just in case the two dozen times he's posted that weren't clear."
Please, everyone, just let him be clear. Posted by: SCoaMF at May 11, 2015 06:27 PM (1CroS) 257
255 The Pats are the most hated team in the League, go to a sports bar sometime, ask around.
This is true, Buzz. And we Pats fans enjoy their puny hatred. Posted by: Peaches is not amused at May 11, 2015 06:25 PM (EgOr3) And everyone wants to watch them. They want to watch them lose. That's popularity. Posted by: Buzzion at May 11, 2015 06:27 PM (z/Ubi) 258
As long as we get to keep Brady's deflated balls, we're good.
Posted by: Giselle Bundchen's purse at May 11, 2015 06:28 PM (yRwC8) 259
40 The minute Brady decided to stiff Obama on the WH visit, you knew the ESPN milksops would be calling for his head. They got it. And next year, the Patriots will beat their teams silly again.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 11, 2015 05:50 PM (2cS/G) The sports went batshit when Tim Thomas declined to attend a WH affair. Posted by: Northernlurker at May 11, 2015 06:28 PM (xNkaN) 260
If you were going to apply Joker make-up treatment to any one picture of Hilldog, that would be the one. Just saying.
Posted by: MTF, I can see SMOD from my house at May 11, 2015 06:28 PM (FCsIb) 261
Brady has no soul to begin with.
Ha! I sold it to Satan! And I'd do it again! Posted by: Tom Brady Well, you did play for Michigan. That School Up North. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 11, 2015 06:29 PM (RFeQD) 262
OK so I started getting this itch after the last moron meet up and ..........
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 06:30 PM (rDqRv) 263
"And everyone wants to watch them. They want to watch them lose. That's popularity.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 11, 2015 06:27 PM (z/Ubi)" So kind of like a professional wrestling bad guy. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 11, 2015 06:30 PM (KDbAT) Posted by: wth at May 11, 2015 06:30 PM (wAQA5) 265
255 The Pats are the most hated team in the League, go to a sports bar sometime, ask around.
This is true, Buzz. And we Pats fans enjoy their puny hatred. Posted by: Peaches is not amused at May 11, 2015 06:25 PM (EgOr3) And everyone wants to watch them. They want to watch them lose. That's popularity. Posted by: Buzzion at May 11, 2015 06:27 PM (z/Ubi) And it feels so gooooooood... Posted by: Cowboys in the 90's, Yankeed always at May 11, 2015 06:30 PM (yRwC8) 266
A better punishment would have been to require Brady play the first four games of the season for the Redskins. Of course, he would probably retire rather than do that but it would be fun to watch a real professional try to make something positive happen for that idiotic franchise.
Posted by: MTF, I can see SMOD from my house at May 11, 2015 06:30 PM (FCsIb) 267
The United Nations and European governments are pouring millions into groups that promote anti-Israel and anti-Semitic views, according to report by a NGO watchdog released ahead of the 2015 Global Forum for Combatting Anti-Semitism in Israel.
Weasel Zippers and The Free Beacon Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 06:31 PM (rDqRv) Posted by: Tanned, Rested and Ready at May 11, 2015 06:31 PM (DL2i+) 269
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 06:22 PM (rDqRv)
Dentistry. Especially the drilling part. We're all big fans of hearing about tooth drilling. Posted by: mynewhandle at May 11, 2015 06:31 PM (AkOaV) 270
Posted by: Cowboys in the 90's, Yankeed always at May 11, 2015 06:30 PM (yRwC Ugh Yankees, I meant. Posted by: Cowboys in the 90's, Yankeed always at May 11, 2015 06:31 PM (yRwC8) 271
To be fair, Brady barely played for Michigan. Stuck on the bench behind "legends" like Henson and Griese, if I recall correctly.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 11, 2015 06:31 PM (2cS/G) 272
Of course one of the reasons why the patriots are so hated, is heal size of their fans.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 11, 2015 06:31 PM (z/Ubi) 273
We're all big fans of hearing about tooth drilling.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 11, 2015 06:31 PM (AkOaV) There are a couple of people here I'd like to get in my chair Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 06:32 PM (rDqRv) 274
Nevergiveup: "OK so I started getting this itch after the last moron meet up and .........."
Now you're talkin'. Posted by: Preparation H at May 11, 2015 06:32 PM (1CroS) 275
Well I'd say that Griese is a legend at Mich, with the national title and all.
Posted by: SH at May 11, 2015 06:33 PM (gmeXX) 276
Posted by: SH at May 11, 2015 06:23 PM (gmeXX)
Yeah. I'm just saying that there would have to be a lottt of circumstantial evidence for me to feel comfortable sending someone to jail for life, assuming their is no direct evidence. Although, like you say, eye witness testimony is notoriously... shitty. in civil court, obviously the burden of proof is lower Posted by: mynewhandle at May 11, 2015 06:33 PM (AkOaV) 277
Well off to treat my last patient....after I give it one last scratch....ahhhh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 06:33 PM (rDqRv) 278
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 06:32 PM (rDqRv)
That's why people are scared of dentists. Posted by: mynewhandle at May 11, 2015 06:33 PM (AkOaV) 279
Tom Brady, also a form of weasel.
Posted by: ISIS - Ready for Hillary! Well, he was a Wolverine......at Michigan That School Up North. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 11, 2015 06:33 PM (RFeQD) 280
Wow auto cucumber really fucked that up. "Because of their fans."
Posted by: Buzzion at May 11, 2015 06:33 PM (z/Ubi) 281
So is Mark Halperin going tell Hillary to "SHOW US YOUR TITS!!!" to prove her female bona fides?
Posted by: Minuteman at May 11, 2015 06:33 PM (yQVAQ) Posted by: Secundus at May 11, 2015 06:34 PM (o44HZ) 283
Yeah. I'm just saying that there would have to be a lottt of circumstantial evidence for me to feel comfortable sending someone to jail for life, assuming their is no direct evidence.
---- That is fair and reasonable. See another Patriot in the news lately. Posted by: SH at May 11, 2015 06:35 PM (gmeXX) 284
For thirty years of my life I was a Patriots fan and nobody gave a shit, the last fifteen it's like the whole NFL world revolves around them. I'll take it, the good and the bad, because it means we're winning, bitchez.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 11, 2015 06:36 PM (2cS/G) 285
And everyone wants to watch them. They want to watch them lose. That's popularity.
Posted by: Buzzion Worked for me, infeeedel. Posted by: The Iron Sheik at May 11, 2015 06:36 PM (K7krX) Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2015 06:36 PM (FsuaD) 287
so its settled then the only person legally allowed to deflate tom brady's balls is gisele bundchen Posted by: kj at May 11, 2015 06:36 PM (lKyWE) Posted by: Levin at May 11, 2015 06:36 PM (uGiHE) 289
Red rimmed eyes - Anemia or blepharitis maybe. Styes, or maybe an allergic reaction to makeup. Or just plain evil struggling to free itself from within. Posted by: Dr. Weldon Shitpanski at May 11, 2015 06:36 PM (wAQA5) Posted by: An Observation at May 11, 2015 06:37 PM (Abjsr) 291
The Haggard Queen has answered 8 media questions since announcing her presidential bid, and has not answered any media questions in 20 days.
----- This is good strategy - but it will fail. I'm guessing she will avoid all debates too. That too will fail. Posted by: SH at May 11, 2015 06:37 PM (gmeXX) 292
League should go back to supplying all game balls.
Eliminate the temptation for anyone to tamper with the ball. Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 11, 2015 06:38 PM (VWUws) 293
Red rimmed eyes - Anemia or blepharitis maybe. Styes, or maybe an allergic reaction to makeup.
Or just plain evil struggling to free itself from within. I'll take Occam's Razor for $600, Alex. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 11, 2015 06:39 PM (0HooB) 294
We all float down here, Bill. Oh yes! And when you're down here with us, you'll float too...
Posted by: Hillary! at May 11, 2015 06:39 PM (vgIRn) 295
A little baby powder down the shorts will take care of that itch.
Posted by: Jim I. at May 11, 2015 06:39 PM (63YeK) 296
So, can an NFL fan help me out here - Is this more than he would have gotten if he punched his wife or hosted dogfights?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 06:40 PM (2TN4k) 297
Red rimmed eyes - Anemia or blepharitis maybe. Styes, or maybe an allergic reaction to makeup.
Or just plain evil struggling to free itself from within. Posted by: Dr. Weldon Shitpanski at May 11, 2015 06:36 PM (wAQA5) I'll take "Demonic Possession" for $500 Alex. Posted by: An Observation at May 11, 2015 06:41 PM (Abjsr) 298
If the NFL were serious, they'd take back that Super Bowl win and make them replay it. Or just take it back and call it a draw for this year.
Posted by: Boots at May 11, 2015 06:41 PM (l9mF2) 299
Well, I, for one, am pleased to see honesty returned to the game of professional football. No more drugs, no more point shaving, no more fumbled game winning last second catches, no more questionable calls by referees.
Posted by: Cleveland Boid at May 11, 2015 06:42 PM (3W1NJ) 300
I'm looking at that picture of Hillary... It doesn't even look real. She looks like someone who gives you a mission in Fallout New Vegas
Posted by: Secundus at May 11, 2015 06:42 PM (o44HZ) Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 11, 2015 06:42 PM (0NdlF) Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 06:42 PM (2TN4k) 303
So, can an NFL fan help me out here - Is this more than he would have gotten if he punched his wife or hosted dogfights?
----- This is why I think the NFL should have stayed out of the parallel court business. Every suspension will now become a judgment on moral superiority. At least this suspension involves on-field activities. Posted by: SH at May 11, 2015 06:42 PM (gmeXX) Posted by: Ghost of an M&M at May 11, 2015 06:43 PM (0NdlF) Posted by: An Observation at May 11, 2015 06:43 PM (Abjsr) 306
Sheesh. Juan Juilliams is an idiot.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 11, 2015 06:44 PM (0HooB) Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 11, 2015 06:44 PM (0NdlF) 308
nood
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 11, 2015 06:45 PM (RACMz) 309
The text messages Tom was hiding were targeting orders to Aaron Hernandez.
Hernandez was his button man. Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at May 11, 2015 06:45 PM (/pB9Z) 310
Well, yeah, actually the whole pressure gauge thing (cal-ee-bray-shun ? whazzat ?) reminds me of the LAPD crime lab using pencils to write in their lab books.
That's not how any of this works, dammit. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 11, 2015 06:45 PM (OCcU9) 311
>>This is why I think the NFL should have stayed out of the parallel court business.
I completely agree. At least this one has to do with the game and not personal dysfunction. Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2015 06:45 PM (2TN4k) 312
>>So is Mark Halperin going tell Hillary to "SHOW US YOUR TITS!!!" to prove her female bona fides?
It would be undignified to ask a Presidential candidate to remove their support hose. Posted by: Aviator at May 11, 2015 06:46 PM (sQzB6) 313
nood - deflated balls
Posted by: SJW at May 11, 2015 06:46 PM (ecDRv) 314
Ace...love the use of "Haggard Queen" for Hil. She has enough baggage under her eyes to weigh down her caboose, but her cankles keep her level.
She is too important to answer press questions, non? I think I am almost getting back to normal post-move from hell...I realize my ancestors immigrated by boat and wagon, but I feel their pain in the modern world. I cannot find Dove chocolate, AND! Publix rocks in Floriduh. Anyway, I want to have a glass of wine again while cooking, so am thinking this is getting back to normal (but in a construction zone in Le Money Pit of surprises). xoxo Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen at May 11, 2015 06:47 PM (FCPu0) 315
In that picture Hillary looks like she is on drugs.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2015 06:48 PM (1sJza) 316
Oh for fuck's sake; did slightly deflated footballs make it easier to hike, carry, catch, putt, pass, and kick?
Roger Goodell should be suspended and fined for being an accessory to dumbfcukery. Posted by: Fritz at May 11, 2015 06:48 PM (ty633) Posted by: wth at May 11, 2015 06:48 PM (wAQA5) 318
The balls acted stupidly! Was it harsh? Yea, a bit over the top IMHO. Perhaps it was a message due to their other transgressions. The first and fourth round picks are a huge hit. My guess is that the 4 game suspension gets appealed down to two.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 11, 2015 06:48 PM (6GBAx) 319
Red rimmed eyes - Anemia or blepharitis maybe. Styes, or maybe an allergic reaction to makeup.
Cheap scotch and allergic reaction to Summer's Eve. Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 11, 2015 06:49 PM (RxCPm) 320
>>Cheap scotch and allergic reaction to Summer's Eve.
Yeah, I shouldn't have used that Summer's Eve stuff. Posted by: Huma at May 11, 2015 06:53 PM (sQzB6) 321
Heil Hillary!????
There are not enough trigger warnings and parental advisories for this image. Danger, madness lays ahead. http://tinyurl.com/pdenbg8 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 06:53 PM (t1YFX) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 06:54 PM (t1YFX) 323
I'm guessing the left is really going to regret breaking the "calling people Hitler" taboo last decade.
Posted by: other stuff Jesus said at May 11, 2015 06:54 PM (n5fTN) 324
One almost has pity for Bill seeing this photo of his loving wife. One thing I find interesting about her, other than her walker, is she cannot settle on a hair style. She should just get some wighats like Mooch.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen at May 11, 2015 06:56 PM (FCPu0) 325
Oh for fuck's sake; did slightly deflated footballs make it easier to hike, carry, catch, putt, pass, and kick?
It definitely improved the putting. How else could Brady have made all those 30 foot downhill hole outs? Posted by: An Observation at May 11, 2015 06:56 PM (Abjsr) 326
I know this is not the way it is, but quite honestly for playoff games the Refs need to be the ones responsible for the quality/inflation state of the balls. NFL want regulation play, well they have staff onsite to do so, so do it.
Posted by: JohnMc at May 11, 2015 06:57 PM (ZVUS/) 327
In that picture Hillary looks like she is on drugs. Posted by: FenelonSpoke .......................................... I DO NOT want whatever she's on. Posted by: wth at May 11, 2015 07:02 PM (wAQA5) 328
Not sure that intergalactic amounts of Viagra could restore 'the desire' after staring into Hill's eyes.
Posted by: the roost aint what it used to be at May 11, 2015 07:09 PM (7GI9v) 329
If Brady's a real bitch he'll make up his lost income by doing a commercial where he blows up a pretty girl's flat tire...
Posted by: richard mcenroe (@richard_mcenroe) at May 11, 2015 07:51 PM (XO6WW) 330
Oh, and which of those Hillary eyes is the more evil? They're pointing in two different directions and I'd hate for Brady to look into the worse one. I'm a sonofabitch but I'm no sadist.
Posted by: richard mcenroe (@richard_mcenroe) at May 11, 2015 07:53 PM (XO6WW) 331
Hillary's eyes don't trust each other.
Posted by: Buffalobob at May 11, 2015 08:22 PM (/s7gn) 332
What a lynch job. The Wells report is a joke, but the penalty is more severe than for beating your wife, pumping crowd noise into the stadium, paying players to injure opponents, or juicing up on steroids. This is another pathetic attempt by the NFL to look like tough guys by taking out a ridiculous penalty for a nothing action against the most hated team in the league. Congratulations, NFL. You screwed a team because a guy might have had some general awareness of slightly underinflated footballs that weren't worth your time to secure. Or to ever test during another game, ever. What a total joke. But hey, at least the fans of all the other teams can act all self-righteous about how the Patriots couldn't have won any games without cheating. Because you know, they had so much trouble with the Colts after the refs inflated the balls back to proper levels.
Posted by: Matt at May 11, 2015 08:48 PM (1k5Ov) 333
The deflategate thing is all about preserving the league's precious parity. When fines and draft picks didn't work, they locked up Hernandez. When that didn't work, they went after Brady. The NFL is committed to a mediocre product.
Posted by: Kenny Fucking Powers at May 11, 2015 08:51 PM (klrvo) 334
The leftist "you didn't build that--spread the wealth" is alive and well among the morons. know nothing of the facts, don't care to--read Ace's ill-informed "thingy" and we'll run with it-..yet you think you quizzical, while mocking the left. FUCK.
Posted by: Browndog at May 11, 2015 10:58 PM (T7t52) 335
"Hey, lets destroy a man's livelihood, his reputation, his ability to make a living in the future because he may have/may not have known something generally that may or may not have been true, and probably means nothing in the greater scheme, because I don't know jack shit about football, but Ace said something, and I hate leftards that follow a meme without facts or thinking!!":
Posted by: Browndog at May 11, 2015 11:04 PM (T7t52) 336
"The Pats are the most hated team in the League..."
Maybe it's not the team, just their sorry fans. Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 12, 2015 01:32 AM (jhRZ+) 337
I knew this site was full of New England area liberals. Hey all you Brady fans - do you really think Tom would even want this in a court of law? You know, where he would be required to hand over his texts, and where he would be subject to jail time for perjury or destroying evidence?
Answer, No. Plenty of evidence, I don't want to hear that Waaah, waaah crying about the fact there is no solid evidence like Brady admitting under oath with 15 witnesses who took blood tests proving who they were with signed statements in triplicate and notarized by the supreme court themselves. Brady, Romneycare, Ted Kennedy, Barney, and Patriot fans everywhere - laughingstocks to the nation - lie, cheat, steal, and expect us to believe you. Yeah, I know the drill, "but I went to Hawvard, I'm better than you." Posted by: doug at May 12, 2015 02:01 AM (IYEs/) 338
336 "The Pats are the most hated team in the League..."
Maybe it's not the team, just their sorry fans. Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 12, 2015 01:32 AM (jhRZ+) Wow, you must be a genius. After all, you can judge the character of millions of people based solely on the pro football team they support, with most of them supporting the team simply because it was the one that played in closest proximity to their homes. Remember that idiotic attitude of yours the next time someone tells you all Republicans, conservatives, and/or libertarians are evil, scumbags, or racists. Posted by: Horace Ivory at May 12, 2015 02:52 AM (Am9Tn) 339
It gets worse. He's also been ordered to stare soulfully into Hillary Clinton's eyes. I think there's something about cruel and unusual punishment in the Constitution. Unless Teh Won's pen scratched it out? Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at May 12, 2015 09:43 AM (1hM1d) 340
Finally, some consequences for his lying and cheating...
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