Morning Thread (5-11-15)

Back to work, mothers.

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1 Good Morning Morons, I hope everyone had a wonderful Mother's Day. Today is Monday, May 11, 2015. On this day in 1846 the United States declared war on Mexico. This was after a group of Mexican soldiers entered Texas and attacked a small group of US soldiers. Mexico was still claiming Texas at the time and was having a lot of internal difficulty and a lot of historians consider this to be an early wag the dog war.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:43 AM (wlDny)

2 Good morning Daywalkers!

Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at May 11, 2015 06:44 AM (4pjhs)

3 Thirst!

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 11, 2015 06:44 AM (iKhVZ)

4 And speaking of Texas they are still having a lot of wild weather with tornados there. Be safe TX Morons.

http://fxn.ws/1zRG1Zp

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:44 AM (wlDny)

5 Saudi King Will Miss Obama To Miss Gulf Nation Summit In US screams the Fox headline. That is misleading as hell while true. And the headline link from the main page is so bad it is even false. SAUDIS SKIP OUT King Salman to miss Gulf summit hosted by Obama. He has a summit of his own scheduled for the end of the conflict with the Yemen rebels. He is sending the crown prince in his stead to the US summit.

http://fxn.ws/1Eut8An

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:44 AM (wlDny)

6 Forth!

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 11, 2015 06:44 AM (iKhVZ)

7 Cuban President Raul Castro paid a call on Pope Francis at the Vatican Sunday to thank him for working for Cuban-US detente and later said he is so impressed by the pontiff he is considering a return to the Catholic church's fold.

Yes, I am sure the commie is impressed.

http://fxn.ws/1zRAfac

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:44 AM (wlDny)

8 Members of the press are baiting Carson with really stupid questions like "is the President required to enforce laws declared Constitutional by the Supreme Court"? The Supreme Court does not rule laws "Constitutional". Carson did say that the President should enforce laws passed by congress. He then went on to talk about siding with the poor. More and more I am not impressed with Carson.

http://fxn.ws/1KzB7k4

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:44 AM (wlDny)

9 And here is another outrageous headline that amounts to a lie.

NY governor says nuclear plant fire created Hudson River oil slick

It was not a nuclear plant fire, it was a transformer fire and the fire fighting agent used to put out the fire leaked into the river. (It is not really oil). The plant doesn't know yet if any transformer oil leaked to the river (that would be worse than normal oil).

http://fxn.ws/1KzBXx7

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:45 AM (wlDny)

10 The arrest total is up to 4 on that MS cop shooting.

http://fxn.ws/1It15IQ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:45 AM (wlDny)

11 Jimmy Peanut is returning to Atlanta citing health reasons.

http://fxn.ws/1KzCmjc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:45 AM (wlDny)

12 And The Hill headlines are just as bad. Their headline on the IRS investigation by congress implies that congress (and Republicans) are dragging out the investigation excessively. In fact, and they even include it in the article, it is caused by Obama stonewalling on answers and providing people who have been subpoenaed.

http://bit.ly/1GYsZGE

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:45 AM (wlDny)

13 Obama lied about the Ben Laden kill to enhance his image despite other plans on the announcement of the mission and this created a lot of problems afterwards. So what else is new? Obama lies about everything.

http://bit.ly/1E0XgCC

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:46 AM (wlDny)

14 Armed citizen comes to the aid of an Oklahoma City police officer under attack by an "alleged" bank robber.

http://bit.ly/1FYXTTm

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:46 AM (wlDny)

15 Rape allegations at university of MN turn out to be a lie after police investigation. The trend continues. What if this had been investigated by one of those university kangaroo courts? You got it, somebody would have taken the bullet and would not have been the lying "victim".

http://bit.ly/1cotDp5

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:46 AM (wlDny)

16 Jebbie the Hut quadruples down support for illegals. He has pandered to this crap so much I am not sure what verb we need to use is anymore. Before we get to New Hampshire we will run out of these numbered verbs.

http://bit.ly/1It3e7d

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:46 AM (wlDny)

17 Jack-off Jessie must be out of money again. He is railing against "gun rights . . . . in Chicago. There are no gun rights in Chicago despite losing a Supreme Court case. Perhaps if there were all these killing would stop after victims started shooting back at the thugs. Chicago is prima facia evidence that Gun Control does not work.

http://bit.ly/1KyWySh

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:47 AM (wlDny)

18 State "thugs" confiscate 10 children from a couple "living off the grid" at a farm in KY. We do live in a police State now thanks to a billion regulations that most people don't even know about. Remember the "trial" in the Elvis movie "Follow That Dream"? That was in the 60s. The expectation there was you got a trial before the State could confiscate your children. My have things changed.

http://bit.ly/1PBtds3

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:47 AM (wlDny)

19 Small business pizza shack in southern NY is closing its doors. Owner wished she were a little further south in PA where she said she would be expanding instead of closing. So what's the difference? Regulations from the State, specifically in her case, fracking.

http://dailysign.al/1zRS4WC

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:47 AM (wlDny)

20 The month of May in Pennsylvania ... heating season finished... no need for air conditioning yet... trees, shrubs, plants in bloom. Best month of the year.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 11, 2015 06:47 AM (xQX/f)

21 Yet another article on the Gaystapo silencing free speech in the US.

http://dailysign.al/1KzGZKb

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:47 AM (wlDny)

22 The Daily Deals

http://amzn.to/1E1GuUa

That's it for today folks. Not a lot of new stuff out there today.

And I will be bailing this morning as it warms up.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:48 AM (wlDny)

23
DAY 916

547 to go (620 to Inauguration Day 2017)

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 06:48 AM (St6BJ)

24 In other news WHO is declaring the year and a half long outbreak of Ebola finally over in Liberia. In the past 42 days there have been no new cases reported. The pessimist in me thinks they are being premature.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 06:50 AM (t1YFX)

25
Good morning, fellow rape-shifters. Yesterday, May 10th was the 75th anniversary of the German invasion of the Low Countries and France.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 06:50 AM (St6BJ)

26 18 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:47 AM (wlDny)

The trial is now a formality after the fact to rubber stamp the all powerful State's decree.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 06:51 AM (St6BJ)

27 Good morning, fellow rape-shifters. Yesterday, May 10th was the 75th
anniversary of the German invasion of the Low Countries and France.

After the Sitkreig that last six months. The French rested in the Maginot Line. And the Germans ignored Belgium neutrality, again.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 06:52 AM (t1YFX)

28 20
The month of May in Pennsylvania ... heating season finished... no need
for air conditioning yet... trees, shrubs, plants in bloom. Best month
of the year.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 11, 2015 06:47 AM (xQX/f)

I had to turn mine on this past weekend. The humidity got up to 60% and the temps up near 90. Which it is supposed to hit today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:53 AM (wlDny)

29 Raul Castro is now a fan of Pope Fidel II? I guess that makes some sense.

Posted by: Anti-socialist at May 11, 2015 06:54 AM (+kznc)

30
The national mood of France circa 1939-40 very much resembles America's today.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 06:54 AM (St6BJ)

31 Damn. Did I ever get willowed!

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 11, 2015 06:54 AM (eWXz3)

32 Bad headline in my Sunday paper yesterday:
"Million Mom march on Washington to protest police killings"
No mention of black on black killings. I hate headlines made to make the article more interesting, I guess.

Posted by: colin at May 11, 2015 06:55 AM (BO1b9)

33 26 The trial is now a formality after the fact to rubber stamp the all powerful State's decree.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 06:51 AM (St6BJ)

Sooner or later some people are going to get fed up with this kind of crap. Messing with people's kids of families who do care really pisses people off. The had better start concentrating on some of these baby factory mamas whop use that for an income device and leave others alone.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:56 AM (wlDny)

34 8 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:44 AM (wlDny)

Yeah. Ben Carson has a great personal story but he is still wrong or at best dodgy on many key issues.

Pass.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 06:56 AM (St6BJ)

35 33 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:56 AM (wlDny)

All our children are being turned into Elian Gonzalez. And they don't even have to send them to Cuba.

It is definitely gonna get nasty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 06:57 AM (St6BJ)

36 And the idiot Subway employee in Laurel who got fired. She is probably finding out how really small the town of Laurel is. Grrl, if you wanna go thug you need to be in a bigger town.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 06:57 AM (t1YFX)

37 I'm in SE PA as well. Beautiful month as always, but unnaturally humid yesterday and again today. I can do without that.

Posted by: Anti-socialist at May 11, 2015 06:58 AM (+kznc)

38 Yep, heat and humidity are back here as well Vic. Yesterday it was hot enough to drive me out of the garden during the day. AC is on and low temperatures are now in the 70's.

Thanks for your morning brie

Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at May 11, 2015 06:58 AM (4pjhs)

39 I had to turn mine on this past weekend. The humidity got up to 60% and the temps up near 90. Which it is supposed to hit today.Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:53 AM (wlDny)

The past couple of summers we've hit 90 degrees *maybe* 10 times all summer. Couple days in July, couple days in August, couple days in September.

I've noticed a general trend of cooler summers in this area. Neighbors hardly use their pool anymore. AGW!!

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 11, 2015 06:59 AM (xQX/f)

40

Old and busted - "Hugs, not drugs."

New hotness - "Thugs, and 9mm slugs."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 06:59 AM (St6BJ)

41 34 Yeah. Ben Carson has a great personal story but he is still wrong or at best dodgy on many key issues.

Pass.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 06:56 AM (St6BJ)

What struck me about this one is that he just didn't really know the material the reporter was trying to hang him on. But we must be careful. The MFM is going to do everything they can do to make any of our candidates look bad. And have been known in the past to lie and alter the transcripts.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny)

42 Morning! Thanks for the news, Vic.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 11, 2015 07:00 AM (UpGcq)

43 This should make AlextheChick happy, this week marks the start of squirrel season in Mississippi.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 07:01 AM (t1YFX)

44 39 Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 11, 2015 06:59 AM (xQX/f)

Last summer we had 2 or 3 100F summer highs. Those were the first we had in three years. When I first moved here we were guaranteed to have at least a week of 100's every summer.

We here are definitely cooling down and have been since 1998 based on my measurements which have not been "cooked" unlike NOOA.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 07:03 AM (wlDny)

45 43
This should make AlextheChick happy, this week marks the start of squirrel season in Mississippi.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 07:01 AM (t1YFX)

They start squirrel season in Spring????

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 07:04 AM (wlDny)

46 Survived Ana the most overhyped tropical storm ever. Now have to decided if I wear my confederate flag tie for Confederate Memorial Day.

Nah not gonna do it. Maybe next year.

Posted by: tmitsss at May 11, 2015 07:04 AM (Pa9vP)

47 41 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny)

Oh, I agree. But Ben Carson has flip-flopped on 2nd amendment issues and amnesty, IIRC. If you're gonna be my my candidate, be affirmative, unapologetic and articulate. Good and hard is how I like it. Oh, wait.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 07:05 AM (St6BJ)

48 46
Survived Ana the most overhyped tropical storm ever. Now have to decided
if I wear my confederate flag tie for Confederate Memorial Day.

Nah not gonna do it. Maybe next year.

Posted by: tmitsss at May 11, 2015 07:04 AM (Pa9vP)

We didn't even get any rain here. And Confederate Memorial Day was yesterday here and in NC.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 07:06 AM (wlDny)

49 State offices closed today.

Posted by: tmitsss at May 11, 2015 07:07 AM (Pa9vP)

50 49
State offices closed today.

Posted by: tmitsss at May 11, 2015 07:07 AM (Pa9vP)

Which State are you in?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 07:08 AM (wlDny)

51 Apparently so Vic, at least the Jackson Clarion-Ledger said they were.

Speaking of Jefferson Davis, apparently the 'brave' Soviet Justice Wankers defaced a statue of the Confederate President in Texas. I wonder how those idiots would react to the news it was Jimmy Carter who restored Davis' American citizenship.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 07:08 AM (t1YFX)

52
Good and hard is how I like it. Oh, wait.

Good and hard is how you'll get it. And like it.

Posted by: Jebba the Bush at May 11, 2015 07:08 AM (xQX/f)

53 SC, no court today.

Posted by: tmitsss at May 11, 2015 07:09 AM (Pa9vP)

54 So Sefton is asking for a Masochist Monday with his mochachino?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 07:09 AM (t1YFX)

55 52
Good and hard is how I like it. Oh, wait.

Good and hard is how you'll get it. And like it.
Posted by: Jebba the Bush at May 11, 2015 07:08 AM (xQX/f)

Flaccid, oleaginous and encrusted with smegma will not do the trick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 07:10 AM (St6BJ)

56 54 So Sefton is asking for a Masochist Monday with his mochachino?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 07:09 AM (t1YFX)

Leave me alone. Bad syntax and impending gym date.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 07:11 AM (St6BJ)

57 Squirrel season? Sh$t!
hides

Posted by: Donald Trump at May 11, 2015 07:12 AM (+kznc)

58 The arrest total is up to 4 on that MS cop shooting.

http://fxn.ws/1It15IQ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:45 AM (wlDny)

Funny how Prezzy Race Baiter has nothing to say about this

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2015 07:12 AM (3UGBQ)

59 Ruh roh raggy, gym date?

Cue up Olivia Newton John singing "Lets get physical"?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 07:12 AM (t1YFX)

60 Had a great Mother's Day at my bro's house out in the country. All my sibs and Mom. Spectacular weather with one brief sun shower. Had some great catered food: antipasto, pasta and meatballs, lemon chicken, fettuccini alfredo, fresh-baked bread, Texas sheet cake and NY cheesecake.

I'm still stuffed!

Posted by: Citizen X at May 11, 2015 07:13 AM (7ObY1)

61 Obama lied about the Ben Laden kill to enhance his
image despite other plans on the announcement of the mission and this
created a lot of problems afterwards. So what else is new? Obama lies
about everything.

http://bit.ly/1E0XgCC

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 06:46 AM (wlDny)

You mean that Barry didn't parachute in and personally kill OBL in hand to hand combat and then give him a proper Muzzie burial?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2015 07:14 AM (3UGBQ)

62 Ole' Olivia, I would have liked to do her in her Xanadu years.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 07:14 AM (wlDny)

63 Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst was apparently giving random women across the country phone calls to wish them a happy Mother's Day.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 07:14 AM (t1YFX)

64 New York (CNN)A day after a
transformer fire at New York's Indian Point nuclear plant sent thick,
black smoke billowing over the facility, Gov. Andrew Cuomo warned of a
new threat to the area -- gallons of oil spilling into the adjacent
Hudson River.

A nuclear horror unfolding...stay tuned, Gov Cuomo wants this plant closed now! He has said that for years.
Of course it has nothing to do with the actual plant, but why waste a good event like this. It provides 25% of NYC electrical power.

Posted by: colin at May 11, 2015 07:16 AM (BO1b9)

65 So much storms, so much weather radio, so little sleep.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 11, 2015 07:17 AM (0xTsz)

66 I feel free to weigh in on Dr. Carson because, after all, I am not drawing a picture of The Prophet, pbuh.
Dr. Carson shows the importance of the third leg of the Conservative Tripod. He clearly has ample amounts of Faith and Reason, essential for any Conservative; but he seems a little weak in the equally necessary mag-fed weapon/bayonet department.
'[Kipling's] grasp of function, of who protects whom, is very sound. He sees clearly that men can be highly civilized only while other men, inevitably less civilized, are there to guard and feed them.' Geo. Orwell, on Rudyard Kipling (1942)

Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at May 11, 2015 07:17 AM (J48NZ)

67 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. Thanks for the news, Vic.

In the late nineteenth century, the newspaperman Sam Davis, editor of the Carson Appeal, wasa very well-known writer, nicknamed "The Oracle of the Nevada Sagebrush." It so happened that the San Francisco Examiner, knowing of his reputation, contracted with him to meet the great actress Sarah Bernhardt, who was making her first tour of the western states.

Davis was a natural raconteur, a lively wit and a charming host; so charming, in fact, that the Divine Sarah simply refused to be interviewed by any other journalist during her West Coast swing. If she had something to say for publication, Davis said it for her.

After a triumphant tour, the time came for Bernhardt to head back east, and the two met for the last time in her private railroad car. As the locomotive bell was ringing, she put her hands on his shoulders, kissed him on both cheeks and then full on the mouth, saying, "The right cheek for the Carson Appeal, the left for the Examiner and the lips, my friend, for yourself."

With a twinkle in his eye, Davis replied, "Madame, I also represent the Associated Press, which serves 380 papers west of the Mississippi River!"

Here is Madame Bernhardt:

http://goo.gl/yzHi0K

Hope you all have a wonderful day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2015 07:17 AM (zF6Iw)

68 64 Of course it has nothing to do with the actual
plant, but why waste a good event like this. It provides 25% of NYC
electrical power.

Posted by: colin at May 11, 2015 07:16 AM (BO1b9)

It also was not oil. It was a mix of firefighting foam and water which was used to fight the fire. The transformer oil was captured in a cofferdam.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 07:18 AM (wlDny)

69 Woke up at 3am because of loud thunderstorms and the super helpful nws also decided to send a flash flood alert. At 3am.

That is the only beeping alert I ever get and I love at the top of a hill so it was pretty useless.

If there's a tornado on the ground that thing doesn't make a peep. So dumb.

Posted by: Lea at May 11, 2015 07:18 AM (vmMMi)

70
I hope Sandra Lee beats Andrew to death with her saggy udders.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 07:18 AM (St6BJ)

71 SAUDIS SKIP OUT King Salman to miss Gulf summit hosted by Obama.
__________________________

I'm so glad we elected Mr. Smart Power and restored all our relationships with other nations. It's such a relief to know that the U.S. is loved and respected again!

Posted by: May Bobblebrain from Claptown Mass at May 11, 2015 07:18 AM (lmdHn)

72 NY won't need that sweet nuclear power when the signs in Times Square go dark.

Posted by: tmitsss at May 11, 2015 07:19 AM (Pa9vP)

73 72 NY won't need that sweet nuclear power when the signs in Times Square go dark.
Posted by: tmitsss at May 11, 2015 07:19 AM (Pa9vP)

Creating a natural habitat - for criminals. Travis Bickle returns . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 07:20 AM (St6BJ)

74 While we're on the subject, let me clearly state that anyone-- anyone-- who says Geller was 'baiting' (or however these pusillanimous nitwits couch their whine) is a fool.
The sort of fool who will be, eventually, dead or a Muslim.

Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at May 11, 2015 07:20 AM (J48NZ)

75 Ah the Divine Sarah, because of her people discovered Alphonse Mucha

http://tinyurl.com/n4zvy5s

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 07:20 AM (t1YFX)

76 69
Posted by: Lea at May 11, 2015 07:18 AM (vmMMi)

Woke up yesterday morning to the tornado sirens here in Dallas. That's always fun.

Posted by: the real ch3 at May 11, 2015 07:23 AM (IG5KL)

77 72
NY won't need that sweet nuclear power when the signs in Times Square go dark.

Posted by: tmitsss at May 11, 2015 07:19 AM (Pa9vP)

A friend of mine who used to work for NY Edison said the city had a bunch of little generating plants stationed around underground to power up all that crap. He didn't tell me what they ran on but I would bet either fuel oil or natural gas. That is probably why shit brains wants the sign off.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 07:23 AM (wlDny)

78 Ugh. Work. Don't want.

What I really want is to stay home on this cold and rainy Monday and watch my Wonderfalls DVDs that my sister finally gave back to me after five years or so. You morons who thinker you like Joss Whedon? You really like Tim Minnear.

Posted by: Gem at May 11, 2015 07:24 AM (pF3B1)

79 I'm really fucking sick of the Jade Helm shit. I live in Dallas and I have not heard anyone talking about it, at all.

Well actually that's not true. The only people I have heard talking about it are lefties making jokes about crazy right wingers.

Posted by: the real ch3 at May 11, 2015 07:25 AM (IG5KL)

80
Well actually that's not true. The only people I have heard talking about it are lefties making jokes about crazy right wingers.

Posted by: the real ch3 at May 11, 2015 07:25 AM (IG5KL)

Maddow sure keeps beating that strawman to death.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 11, 2015 07:26 AM (7ObY1)

81 Meanwhile in Natchez, MS a woman gets five years for running over a man and killing him. She claims it was an accident after he got out of the car.

http://www.wapt.com/news/woman-gets-5-years-for-driving-over-man/32921486

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 07:27 AM (t1YFX)

82 And the idiot Subway employee in Laurel who got fired. She is probably
finding out how really small the town of Laurel is. Grrl, if you wanna
go thug you need to be in a bigger town.

I think we can see why fast food will be the zenith of her career.

And it isn't 'raaaaaaacism.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 11, 2015 07:27 AM (oVJmc)

83 Mark Halperin will have a paper bag test for Ben Carson, I suppose?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 11, 2015 07:28 AM (oVJmc)

84 Thanks, Vic.
Also, Thanks, MP4 for the vignette of the Divine Sarah. Sam Davis seems to have been a funny guy!
And Miss Berhardt, clearly high IQ, and 5'3", and Jewish, is right up my street!
I'd tap that.

Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at May 11, 2015 07:29 AM (J48NZ)

85 Every storm event is treated as hysterical crisis now. Otherwise how can we keep reminding people about the terrors of global climate warming change?

Old hot: global warming will cause frequent destructive super hurricanes that will Katrina the entire planet!!!!!!!!!!

New hot: global warming is causing record "hurricane drought" that is stopping moisture from reaching our poor parched land masses!!!!!!

Posted by: Gem at May 11, 2015 07:32 AM (kBxs6)

86 International Socialism would already have saved us from every peril if it weren't for the intransigence of Republicans, and other h8trs.

Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at May 11, 2015 07:34 AM (J48NZ)

87 Thread...broken.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 11, 2015 07:40 AM (oVJmc)

88 Been up 3 hours. Drove 85 miles. Another 850 to go.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 11, 2015 07:41 AM (eWXz3)

89 About the "antler trade"...sounds rapey.

Posted by: MTF at May 11, 2015 07:42 AM (eHioo)

90 Meanwhile in Natchez, MS a woman gets five years for running over a man and killing him. She claims it was an accident after he got out of the car.

http://www.wapt.com/news/woman-gets-5-years-for-driving-over-man/32921486
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 07:27 AM (t1YFX)

Which is probably true, it probably was an accident. Unfortunately for her, she was apparently under the influence of alcohol, and judging from her mugshot, she smoked quite a bit of doobage as well.

That's why she was charged. They actually were going for murder against her, which seems a bit like overkill.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 11, 2015 07:43 AM (Dj0WE)

91 76 69
Posted by: Lea at May 11, 2015 07:18 AM (vmMMi)

Woke up yesterday morning to the tornado sirens here in Dallas. That's always fun.
Posted by: the real ch3 at May 11, 2015 07:23 AM (IG5KL)

Yeah, I heard Texas was getting those but nothing about damages. We usually get Dallas weather a half day later though...

Posted by: Lea at May 11, 2015 07:43 AM (vmMMi)

92
Cloudy here on the Delmarva Peninsula, but supposed to clear up in afternoon. We could stand to have some rain, though.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 11, 2015 07:43 AM (95CzI)

93 @34

Ben Carson is an extremely intelligent man who appears to be ignorant and extremely confused about a great many things with regards to the constitution and policy.

It's too bad because there is a lot to like and recommend about the man.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 11, 2015 07:44 AM (HXTHf)

94
89 About the "antler trade"...sounds rapey.

Perhaps, but definitely horny.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 11, 2015 07:45 AM (95CzI)

95 Perhaps, but definitely horny.

*rim shot*

Krebs will be here all week, try the veal.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 07:50 AM (t1YFX)

96 93 Posted by: Kreplach at May 11, 2015 07:44 AM (HXTHf)

He is the embodiment of a life lived as a conservative, yet he just can't seem to articulate it, or something. Makes no sense.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 07:50 AM (St6BJ)

97 90 Which is probably true, it probably was an accident.
Unfortunately for her, she was apparently under the influence of
alcohol, and judging from her mugshot, she smoked quite a bit of
doobage as well.

That's why she was charged. They actually were going for murder against her, which seems a bit like overkill.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 11, 2015 07:43 AM (Dj0WE)

In SC if she was drunk or on drugs and killed someone, accident or not, she would get 15 to 25. They used to call it felony DUI. I think they call it negligent homicide now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 07:51 AM (wlDny)

98
Ben Carson also sounds like Percy Dovetonsils, but now I'm just picking on the guy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 07:52 AM (St6BJ)

99 Morning all

And back to work Mother Fuckers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 07:52 AM (rDqRv)

100 Are people really freaking out over Jade Helm or are they just cherry picking the fifty people in the whole state with issues? Just an interesting bit of info, my brother went through Robin Sage in the first class after a soldier was killed by a sheriff's deputy during a traffic stop while they were participating in the exercise.

Posted by: no good deed at May 11, 2015 07:52 AM (GgxVX)

101 About the "antler trade"...sounds rapey.

Perhaps, but definitely horny.

They could shed that image if they wanted to.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 11, 2015 07:53 AM (eWXz3)

102 Ben Carson also sounds like Percy Dovetonsils, but now I'm just picking on the guy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 07:52 AM (St6BJ)

I don't know who Percy Dovetonsils is, but he is sounding like and amateur and idiot. I really wish he had not run

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 07:53 AM (rDqRv)

103 Every storm event is treated as hysterical crisis now.

Of course, frightening people makes them turn to the MFM for "news and information," hence ratings, hence ad revenue.

"There's a minor storm coming, you'll probably be fine," is bad for business.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 11, 2015 07:53 AM (O7MnT)

104 Thunder and lightning all night. And rain. 3 1/2 inches. Hooo, boy! Did I say rain? Cats and dogs, people.

Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2015 07:53 AM (go5uR)

105 Well folks. Up to 68F now and its all blue sky and sun. Got's to go get some of this nice weather before it really starts getting too hot.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2015 07:55 AM (wlDny)

106 There's some new stuff about the ogreish Mosby and political patronage in B'more. It seems a little "inside baseball" to me, but also, sadly, ho-hum: isn't that how everything works these days back east?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/mwdmldj

Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at May 11, 2015 07:56 AM (J48NZ)

107 Ben Carson is proving once again that your first run for elective office should not be for the top prize.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 11, 2015 07:56 AM (/HC6x)

108 Ben Carson is proving once again that your first run for elective office should not be for the top prize.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 11, 2015 07:56 AM (/HC6x)

Amen to that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 07:56 AM (rDqRv)

109 al sharpton or any of his ilk trying to turn the 4 scumbags in MS who killed those cops into Saints yet?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 07:59 AM (rDqRv)

110 107 Ben Carson is proving once again that your first run for elective office should not be for the top prize.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 11, 2015 07:56 AM (/HC6x)

Truth. And I really think a little poorly of people who do...that or I write them off as trying to sell books/snag a cabinet post etc.

Posted by: Lea at May 11, 2015 07:59 AM (vmMMi)

111 And for further proof, look at the difference between the Fiorina that ran for Senate and the one running now. Not an endorsement, but she is a lot better at retail politics now than she was her first run.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 11, 2015 08:01 AM (/HC6x)

112
Ben Carson is proving once again that your first run for elective office should not be for the top prize.

Donald Trump had no comment. His hair, however, asked, "How fabulous am I?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 11, 2015 08:01 AM (95CzI)

113 So it seem all those NFL salutes to the Military, the NFL is actually CHARGNING the Military????

Smells bad

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 08:03 AM (rDqRv)

114 I particularly like Carly Fiorina's beclowning of Chuck Todd. Next, she should taunt him about having his domain name bought out from underneath him after seeing her do the same thing to Seth Myers. You're a journalist. Didn't you do any research before our interview?

Posted by: no good deed at May 11, 2015 08:04 AM (GgxVX)

115 Oth, Miss Lindsey is expected to announce. There's a thinly veiled job-listing for "ejaculate checker" in his campaign HQ.
It seems he needs someone full-time to make sure his chin is clean before he appears in public.

Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at May 11, 2015 08:05 AM (J48NZ)

116 ...or I write them off as trying to sell books/snag a cabinet post etc.

Posted by: Lea at May 11, 2015 07:59 AM

I don't think that's Carson's bag. He is a smart guy, but he listened to too many people saying "oooooooh!" when he expressed opinions and his ego took over.

That, and he has one of the same attributes -- the most important one -- that got Choom Boy the brass ring. But he didn't realize that one works only for Democrats.

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 11, 2015 08:05 AM (P8YHq)

117 Michelle Obama: Diary of an Angry Black Woman

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 11, 2015 08:05 AM (V70Uh)

118 Gotta run. Heading over to watch Stage 3 of the Giro d'Italia live.
Have a great day, Morons!

Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at May 11, 2015 08:07 AM (J48NZ)

119 I don't know who Percy Dovetonsils is, but he is sounding like and amateur and idiot. I really wish he had not run
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 07:53 AM (rDqRv)

He was an Ernie Kovacs character.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 08:09 AM (St6BJ)

120 117 Michelle Obama: Diary of an Angry Black Woman

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 11, 2015 08:05 AM (V70Uh)

Diarrhea from an angry black woman.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 08:10 AM (St6BJ)

121 Da dump. Da dump. Da dump da dump da dump da dump da duuuump. Da da da da dump.

Posted by: Henry Mancini at May 11, 2015 08:11 AM (yxw0r)

122 Michelle Obama: Diary of an Angry Black Woman

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 11, 2015 08:05 AM (V70Uh)

She is a disgusting person. She, her husband, and that fuck holder have set back race relations over 50 years and has and will cost lives and plenty of them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 08:11 AM (rDqRv)

123 Michelle Obama: Diary of an Angry Black Woman. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 11, 2015 08:05 AM

It amazes me that even liberals couldn't see the rampant bullshit in Madame Choom Boy's message.

For someone who has scored big from Affirmative Action, political corruption and the public checkbook to whine about how difficult life has been for her just screams of hypocrisy. She and her hubby have been pampered, praised, and petted like show-inning puppies, and have gotten everything without showing any effort or merit.

Just shows you how deeply that phonus-bolonus ingrained race guilt really is.

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 11, 2015 08:11 AM (P8YHq)

124 Morning Horde. Let the boning continue.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 11, 2015 08:11 AM (RD7QR)

125 Confederate Memorial Day does not need to be a thing.

Ben Carson proves racist RethugliKKKan haters can't even pick their token house candidates correctly.

Global warming and climate chaos will kill billions of people and all you care about is money.

I am going to support Bernie Sanders, the progressive lion of the Senate, against Hillary. She has proven too cozy with shady Zionist banksters and illegal corporate interests instead of fighting for her core constituencies of women and people of color. America needs a female President, just not this one.

The unindicted war criminal George W. Bush, the horrible faux Texan warmonger, still walks free.

And Ted Cruz is an idiot.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 11, 2015 08:13 AM (PwmMm)

126 125

Good morning, Mary!

Posted by: speedster1 on the ipad at May 11, 2015 08:26 AM (1brdf)

127 The sort of fool who will be, eventually, dead or a Muslim.

Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at May 11, 2015 07:20 AM (J48NZ)

C) Both.

Posted by: RickZ at May 11, 2015 08:34 AM (VbG0p)

128 @125. Confederate Memorial Day does not need to be a thing.

It does not concernyou Mary, you are in Vermont. Or maybe you are just telling people in other parts of the country what to do. How very yankee of you.

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Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 11, 2015 08:37 AM (jhRZ+)

129 108 Ben Carson is proving once again that your first run for elective office should not be for the top prize.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 11, 2015 07:56 AM (/HC6x)

I agree!

Posted by: Pres. Eisenhower at May 11, 2015 08:41 AM (VbG0p)

130 >>>NY governor says nuclear plant fire created Hudson River oil slick<<<

These clowns never know what the fcuk they're talking about, they just want to ban some shit because New Yorkers! Mama Gaia!

Posted by: Fritz at May 11, 2015 08:53 AM (UzPAd)

131 May 11 - my favorite holiday.

I'm going to fry up some cutlets, you know, as an appetizer....

Posted by: FireHorse at May 11, 2015 09:34 AM (lHZsI)

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