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Busy this morning, sorry.

Posted by: BenK at 10:20 AM




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1 st?

Posted by: smaulz at May 07, 2015 10:20 AM (AbcTu)

2 Yay! My day is complete!

Now, back to bed.

Posted by: smaulz at May 07, 2015 10:21 AM (AbcTu)

3 Wait. Let me read the content.

Posted by: HH at May 07, 2015 10:21 AM (Ce4DF)

4 Good morning, y'all.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 07, 2015 10:21 AM (8hctH)

5 Perhaps this is better.

Posted by: eman at May 07, 2015 10:22 AM (MQEz6)

6 We'll spend our time looking for the sniper.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 07, 2015 10:22 AM (RD7QR)

7 No list of the marks of impending doom.

Posted by: eman at May 07, 2015 10:22 AM (MQEz6)

8 Dude, we were on a roll.

Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 07, 2015 10:22 AM (lkXeQ)

9 Too busy for a dump? That's not healthy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2015 10:23 AM (UcGzO)

10 Busy? Hey, we're all busy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2015 10:23 AM (St6BJ)

11 Getting' close to lunch time.


Where should we eat?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 10:24 AM (VPLuQ)

12 Breaks over

Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at May 07, 2015 10:24 AM (INp0R)

13 The dog found the time for spectacular dump this morning.

Posted by: eman at May 07, 2015 10:24 AM (MQEz6)

14 not even remotely close to first!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 07, 2015 10:24 AM (ijds3)

15 It's do-it-yourself dump day then?

Syracuse: Muslim Airport Worker Threatens To 'Get My Gun And Kill Everybody'
BlazingCatFur
http://bit.ly/1zOo5is

SEAL who shot Bin Laden reacts to report ISIS operates in 15 states: 'They're telling the truth'
Wash Exam. (h/t WZ)
http://washex.am/1AHEmAL

MSM: CBS reporter provoked gang rape in Cairo
Konservative_Punk, Peoples Cube
http://bit.ly/1dPLm9K

Posted by: mindful webworker - ain't no Vic but I got links at May 07, 2015 10:24 AM (uDclo)

16 Tone of post indicates high probability of sexual guilt.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 10:25 AM (659DL)

17 Look for a Bahn Mi joint VIA

Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at May 07, 2015 10:25 AM (INp0R)

18 16 Tone of post indicates high probability of sexual guilt.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 10:25 AM (659DL)

At least the guilt is sexual and not the boring kind.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 07, 2015 10:25 AM (RD7QR)

19 When are the FoxNews useful idiots going to start wearing prpoer Muslim garb?

Posted by: eman at May 07, 2015 10:25 AM (MQEz6)

20 The un-Dump.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 07, 2015 10:26 AM (LA7Cm)

21 ''It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.''

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 07, 2015 10:26 AM (xQX/f)

22 My favorite tweet re Cuomo's mega-gaffe yesterday:

Am I the only one picturing Chris Cuomo on his way to law school all alone on a short bus?
— John Nolte (@NolteNC) May 6, 2015

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2015 10:26 AM (F2IAQ)

23 BenK busy. So many Cuomos, so little time.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 07, 2015 10:26 AM (JO9+V)

24
I have never knowingly prevaricated about any subject important to the American people, and absent the right wing conspiracy against my run for the presidency, everything would be peachy.

Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton at May 07, 2015 10:27 AM (P330y)

25 Yeah I think ISIS is telling the truth too.

Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at May 07, 2015 10:27 AM (INp0R)

26 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 07, 2015 10:27 AM (kff5f)

27 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 07, 2015 10:27 AM (kff5f)

28 tl;dr

So short version, is the movie any good?

Posted by: mugiwara at May 07, 2015 10:27 AM (oYXGc)

29 Yay! Meeting!

BBL

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 07, 2015 10:27 AM (kff5f)

30 Yes, they swallowed it.

Of course they did, it was chocolate.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 07, 2015 10:27 AM (ZKzrr)

31 Breitbart exclusive interview with winner of 'draw Mohammed' cartoon event.

http://tinyurl.com/m4bj3vk

Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 07, 2015 10:28 AM (lkXeQ)

32 The UK is a lost cause. They have too many terrorists in their own country who are all on benefits. They are swinging left. Are they now going to bend over and spread 'em for the EU?

Posted by: Bruce J at May 07, 2015 10:28 AM (iQIUe)

33 Andrew Cuomo is just as dumb and far more dangerous, since he's a sitting Governor.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2015 10:28 AM (7ObY1)

34 Chris Cuomo is sitting alone in a room somewhere trying to stick a magnet to an aluminum can.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 10:28 AM (659DL)

35 so its my day off
should I choose golf or shooting?
im pretty sure HPD won't appreciate shooting at the driving range range

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 07, 2015 10:29 AM (ijds3)

36
Sorry, gotta walk off and drop a Biden, and wipe my Cuomo.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2015 10:29 AM (ewiBW)

37 Yes, they swallowed it.''

Posted by: SE Pa Moron

Are we still talking about Ben? C'mon, guys, he apologized.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 07, 2015 10:29 AM (VAsIq)

38 "Andrew Cuomo is just as dumb "


I think he killed his poli chances with the gun control stuff.


I think.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 07, 2015 10:29 AM (LA7Cm)

39 Second Circuit smacks down NSA on warrantless metadata collection.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 07, 2015 10:29 AM (RD7QR)

40
so its my day off
should I choose golf or shooting?
im pretty sure HPD won't appreciate shooting at the driving range range

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 07, 2015 10:29 AM (ijds3)







Skeet-golf.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2015 10:30 AM (ewiBW)

41 SEAL who shot Bin Laden reacts to report ISIS operates in 15 states: 'They're telling the truth'

Somewhere, in a tony, upscale townhouse, a gleeful Bill Ayers is creaming his pants.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2015 10:30 AM (zF6Iw)

42 To reiterate, is Avengers: Ultron worth the nearly two and a half hour running time?

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2015 10:30 AM (2cS/G)

43 The reaction to the Geller Incident proves anti-Americanism comes in many forms.

Posted by: eman at May 07, 2015 10:30 AM (MQEz6)

44 I drew a cartoon of mohamad once...mohamad ali.

*shifts eyes from left to right*

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 07, 2015 10:30 AM (UnJ7w)

45 25 I think they are lying
I'd wager they are in a lot more states

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 07, 2015 10:30 AM (ijds3)

46 Any good "Yo Imam" jokes?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 07, 2015 10:31 AM (VAsIq)

47 Skeet-golf.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2015 10:30 AM (ewiBW)

Only trouble with that is you have to get the ball in the air off the tee.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 07, 2015 10:31 AM (kQBSd)

48 If there are no ISIS in Dearbornistan, I'll harf up a unicorn.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2015 10:31 AM (7ObY1)

49 "HPD won't appreciate shooting at the driving range range"



Fore...Pull!
*Bang*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 10:31 AM (VPLuQ)

50 I'm actually surprised the numbers aren't larger. Seventy-one in 15 states sounds like a small Yahoo group.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 07, 2015 10:31 AM (LA7Cm)

51 To reiterate, is Avengers: Ultron worth the nearly two and a half hour running time?

Yes.

It's summer popcorn fun.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 10:31 AM (659DL)

52
42 To reiterate, is Avengers: Ultron worth the nearly two and a half hour running time?
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2015 10:30 AM (2cS/G)

Nope, not even close.

Rent it.

Posted by: eman at May 07, 2015 10:31 AM (MQEz6)

53 Busy this morning, sorry.

Posted by: BenK at 10:20 AM

--

So we've heard.

Soothie was tattling. As long as no gerbils were harmed, it's all good.

Posted by: @votermom at May 07, 2015 10:32 AM (cbfNE)

54
Stopped clock:

Although Iranian women are frequently the target of restrictive sartorial rules, it is unusual for men to be hit in this way. The last time was in 2010, when the authorities introduced a haircut code singling out the mullet as being especially decadent.

Now beauty treatments such as man tanning have been outlawed, with officials describing them as being a sign of devil-worshipping and homosexuality.

Hair styles singled out include gelled spikes, a particularly popular look in Tehran, and hipster chops such as tousled bowl cuts and 90's style curtains. Eyebrow plucking is also banned, while men who get inked run a very real risk of arrest.

http://tinyurl.com/odkd5gj

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 07, 2015 10:32 AM (kdS6q)

55
Mahammed.... Mohammad Ali....
He floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee....

I'm A-a-a-a-a-Li
Catch me if you can.


*spins up another int the seventies playlist......

Posted by: fixerupper at May 07, 2015 10:32 AM (8XRCm)

56 >>The reaction to the Geller Incident proves anti-Americanism comes in many forms.

It's also pretty instructive as to how many Americans, including many with prominent positions, have no idea what our Constitution says or means.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2015 10:32 AM (g1DWB)

57 If there are no ISIS in Dearbornistan, I'll harf up a unicorn.

Or Minneapolis

Posted by: wrg500 at May 07, 2015 10:32 AM (kQBSd)

58 ""correctly written and spoken English is the language of the rich and powerful""


Fite teh pwoer!!

Posted by: Gwyneth's steaming hooha at May 07, 2015 10:32 AM (Cz/08)

59 Iranian teacher protests - carrying signs saying, "Save us from tyranny."

http://tinyurl.com/kvkav2s

It's striking to me that if teachers were protesting in this country, their signs would read, "Give us more tyranny."

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 07, 2015 10:32 AM (BZAd3)

60 Syracuse: Muslim Airport Worker Threatens To 'Get My Gun And Kill Everybody Gonna Get Me A Shotgun and Kill All The Whiteys I See'

BlazingCatFur

http://bit.ly/1zOo5is



https://youtu.be/vKXZCbpYgSo




Posted by: Count de Monet at May 07, 2015 10:32 AM (JO9+V)

61 "To reiterate, is Avengers: Ultron worth the nearly two and a half hour running time?"

Does it come with a happy ending?


Almost everything is better with a happy ending.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 10:32 AM (VPLuQ)

62 42 I hope so
since I have a hot date with three young uns tomorrow night to go see it

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 07, 2015 10:32 AM (ijds3)

63 Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 07, 2015 10:31 AM (VAsIq)

Yo imam so gay he threw HIMSELF off a building


... Yeah, it's not really that funny is it? Hm.

Posted by: Mynewhandle at May 07, 2015 10:32 AM (AkOaV)

64 To reiterate, is Avengers: Ultron worth the nearly two and a half hour running time?

Yes, though I've heard from a couple of folks who got lost in some of the backstory (which admittedly is...spread out a bit.)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 07, 2015 10:33 AM (DT3rQ)

65 >>>To reiterate, is Avengers: Ultron worth the nearly two and a half hour running time?


Yeah, it's worth it. But since James Spader is basically channeling his character from The Blacklist, they should have named the movie Age of Redtron.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 07, 2015 10:33 AM (PtTYB)

66 ... Yeah, it's not really that funny is it? Hm.

Posted by: Mynewhandle

I smiled. Sadly.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 07, 2015 10:33 AM (VAsIq)

67
Only 71 ISIS fighters? My teat and ass measurements are bigger than the total number of Jihad boys.

Posted by: Kate the Upton at May 07, 2015 10:34 AM (P330y)

68 Think Ill catch the noon show. Wife is grading Finals, maybe I'll talk her into coming with. I do occasionally go alone to Comic Book-type movies, and if she asks the running time, I'll be going solo this time, too.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2015 10:34 AM (2cS/G)

69 ''This again was never put into plain words, but in an indirect way it was rubbed into ever Party member from childhood onwards. There were even organizations such as the Junior Anti-Sex which advocated complete celibacy for both sexes.''

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 07, 2015 10:34 AM (xQX/f)

70 Yes, though I've heard from a couple of folks who got lost in some of the backstory (which admittedly is...spread out a bit.)

Posted by: Brother Cavil

Filmspreading! Evil!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 07, 2015 10:34 AM (VAsIq)

71 Breitbart exclusive interview with winner of 'draw Mohammed' cartoon event.


Good stuff there.

Does he sell prints? Probably I'm not the only American who would buy a print of that Mo picture (I wouldn't hang it in my living room, but that's not the point...).

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 07, 2015 10:34 AM (ZKzrr)

72
42 To reiterate, is Avengers: Ultron worth the nearly two and a half hour running time?
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2015 10:30 AM (2cS/G)

It has Scarlet in a bathrobe and talking about taking a shower.

That's as far as Joss could go without fainting.

Posted by: eman at May 07, 2015 10:34 AM (MQEz6)

73 Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2015 10:32 AM (g1DWB)

The constitution does not give you the right to insult your betters in the media.

Don't just say you love the constitution ... Read it

Posted by: Mynewhandle at May 07, 2015 10:34 AM (AkOaV)

74
Imam #1. - So.... How can we tell if a fellow Imam is gay???

Imam #2 - Well.... when his pee pee tastses like poo poo.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 07, 2015 10:35 AM (8XRCm)

75 "Does it come with a happy ending?"


You pay extra.

Posted by: Miko Tan at May 07, 2015 10:35 AM (LA7Cm)

76 Good thing about the Geller thing is if ISIS was in 15 States then she has begun the important process of flushing them out

Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at May 07, 2015 10:35 AM (INp0R)

77 Any news on the motives of the Texas terrorists that happen to be Islamic yet? What about theories or some psychoanalysis that help lead us to understand better?

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 07, 2015 10:36 AM (1BQGO)

78 Wait... Ben had someone fetching a peanut out his what!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 10:36 AM (VPLuQ)

79 49 I can barely get the stupid ball in the air with the driver
no idea how T plays golf so well
I can't rotate my old bones well enough to get the right swing angle

I blame the mess
they were supposed to teach me golf skills during initiation

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 07, 2015 10:36 AM (ijds3)

80 ""correctly written and spoken English is the language of the rich and powerful""

ESPECIALLY IN PLACES THAT DON'T SPEAK IT.

I wonder how the Japanese, French, or Colombians feel about the whole grammar thing....oh, wait--I KNOW.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 10:36 AM (659DL)

81 Thanks, all. Sounds more positive than negative consensus, I'll give it a chance.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2015 10:36 AM (2cS/G)

82 Wait... Ben had someone fetching a peanut out his what!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 10:36 AM (VPLuQ)

----

ummmmm........ fetching......

according to the Urban Dictionary.... there should be an "L" in there somewhere....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 07, 2015 10:37 AM (8XRCm)

83 Yo Imam is so fat that when he sits around the Mosque he literally sits around the Mosque.




?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 07, 2015 10:37 AM (LA7Cm)

84 “‘Don’t you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought?” In the end we shall make thoughtcrime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it.’”

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 07, 2015 10:37 AM (xQX/f)

85 Any news on the motives of the Texas terrorists that happen to be Islamic yet?

Entrapped by Gellarian witchcraft. Didn't you hear?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 10:37 AM (659DL)

86 >>>Any news on the motives of the Texas terrorists that happen to be Islamic yet? What about theories or some psychoanalysis that help lead us to understand better?


Lack of jobs, and Chik-Fil-A.

Posted by: The Left at May 07, 2015 10:37 AM (PtTYB)

87 Yo Imam so stupid he let John Dillinger count the Zakat at the end of friday afternoon prayers.

*Rimshot*

Posted by: Arson Wells at May 07, 2015 10:37 AM (UnJ7w)

88 "You pay extra."

But, we love you long time, Joe...

Posted by: Hookers Union, Local 121 at May 07, 2015 10:37 AM (VPLuQ)

89 I blame the mess they were supposed to teach me golf skills during initiation

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 07, 2015 10:36 AM (ijds3)

If you wanted to learn to play golf you should of joined the Air Force.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 07, 2015 10:38 AM (kQBSd)

90 Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at May 07, 2015 10:35 AM (INp0R)

Guarantee the Feds who know they are.

But they're not actively monitoring them, that would be racist.

Plus, they have to allocate resources to what FBI and DHS says is the number one threat to America -- right wing extremists.

Posted by: Mynewhandle at May 07, 2015 10:38 AM (AkOaV)

91 88 But, we love you long time, Joe...

leave me alone

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 07, 2015 10:38 AM (ijds3)

92 *yawn, stretch*

Sorry , I'm late.

Posted by: Fresh Hell at May 07, 2015 10:38 AM (NUCTk)

93 I believe that the Duck Dynasty folks had an episode involving golf ball skeet. Uncle Si in plaid knickers, the brothers in camo with shotguns blazing.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 07, 2015 10:38 AM (NeFrd)

94
Been busy this morning too, but I saw the McDonalds discussion and we are one of the test sites for changes and new offerings or something...I saw they were including cuties with kids meals which I think was a good idea but the problem with mcdonalds now is that they have let their quality control go to shit. If the fries are cold, they are disgusting. If the bun is stale it is disgusting. They need to scale down their menu and do a good job on the things they sell. Period.

Posted by: Lea at May 07, 2015 10:38 AM (lIU4e)

95 Know who*

Typing on an iPhone sucks.

Posted by: Mynewhandle at May 07, 2015 10:38 AM (AkOaV)

96 So because your Morning is busy, why do we have to suffer?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2015 10:38 AM (rDqRv)

97 For the Empress of Alextopia

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/selection-du-weekend-138-66.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2015 10:39 AM (6Poxk)

98 Legal Insurrection has a story saying New York City is going to legalize public urination.

Isn't that what the NY Times has been doing for years?

Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 07, 2015 10:39 AM (o/3Hk)

99 "according to the Urban Dictionary.... there should be an "L" in there somewhere...."

My iPhone's autocorrect obviously thinks that felching is spelled without the "L".

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 10:39 AM (VPLuQ)

100 The Feds are not actively monitoring all the threats made on social media. There are simply too many and DHS lacks the resources to investigate them all.

"We can't arrest everybody!"

Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 07, 2015 10:40 AM (lkXeQ)

101 In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it. It was inevitable that they should make that claim sooner or later: the logic of their position demanded it. Not merely the validity of experience, but the very existence of external reality was tacitly denied by their philosophy.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 07, 2015 10:40 AM (xQX/f)

102
Yo Imam is so fat that when he sits around the Mosque he literally sits around the Mosque.




?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 07, 2015 10:37 AM (LA7Cm)






What's the difference between an Imam and a catfish.

One of them is a scum-sucking bottom-dweller.

The other one's a fish.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2015 10:40 AM (ewiBW)

103 NavyCopJoe, aka SuperTaxi, knows all the interesting places on Oahu.

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/selection-du-weekend-138-70.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2015 10:40 AM (6Poxk)

104 Yo Imam so dumb he memorized the Crayola Korans.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 07, 2015 10:40 AM (VAsIq)

105 He's the Head Imam!

Posted by: just the islamic punchline at May 07, 2015 10:40 AM (kivUY)

106 >>>>The reaction to the Geller Incident proves anti-Americanism comes in many forms.


Sadly, I think it's more anti-Western - just look at how little pity Ayaan Hirsi Ali was treated. IIRC, her adoptive country told her they couldn't afford to protect her anymore,so good luck with that! And then she gets no more sympathetic treatment here in the US, such as Brandeis dis-inviting her and Biden condescendingly telling her how Islam works.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2015 10:40 AM (2TN4k)

107 Isn't urine the official scent of New York?

Posted by: Arson Wells at May 07, 2015 10:41 AM (UnJ7w)

108 Busy this morning, sorry.

No news is good news. Especially nowadays.

Posted by: rickl at May 07, 2015 10:41 AM (zoehZ)

109 My iPhone's autocorrect obviously thinks that felching is spelled without the "L".
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 10:39 AM (VPLuQ)

----

haha..... DONT ADD IT THO!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 07, 2015 10:41 AM (8XRCm)

110 They are swinging left. Are they now going to bend over and spread 'em for the EU?
Posted by: Bruce J at May 07, 2015 10:28 AM (iQIUe)

The right in Britain, out of fear of the left, moved as far left as they could while still wearing a facade of still being right. The right fakery eventually disgusted their base voters and all the right has left now is appealing to fear - what the left does all the time and better.

Fortunately - that could never happen here.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 07, 2015 10:41 AM (BZAd3)

111 Any news on the motives of the Texas terrorists that happen to be Islamic yet?


They just needed jobs.

#HarfSplained

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2015 10:41 AM (7ObY1)

112 They know?

Well goodness maybe they'll do something crazy like vote republican and get locked up.

Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at May 07, 2015 10:41 AM (INp0R)

113 Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 07, 2015 10:37 AM (xQX/f)


Are you manually typing these exerts up or do you have a digital copy of 1984 you're copy and pasting from?

Posted by: Mynewhandle at May 07, 2015 10:41 AM (AkOaV)

114 87 Yo Imam so stupid he let John Dillinger count the Zakat at the end of friday afternoon prayers.

*Rimshot*
Posted by: Arson Wells


Must we have a morning with more analingus?

Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 07, 2015 10:41 AM (FviSe)

115 And when memory failed and written records were falsified—when that happened, the claim of the Party to have improved the conditions of human life had got to be accepted, because there did not exist, and never again could exist, any standard against which it could be tested.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 07, 2015 10:42 AM (xQX/f)

116 >>Legal Insurrection has a story saying New York City is going to legalize public urination.


So the polar opposite of the Broken Window approach to policing.
What's it called - Fre-Range Piss policing?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2015 10:42 AM (2TN4k)

117 94 all mcds has to do is go back to using peanut oil
instant flavor and the fries will reign supreme again

and seriously...apple slices in a happy meal? wtaf is that shit?

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 07, 2015 10:42 AM (ijds3)

118 Be careful when you're felching Scandis.
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/206353

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 07, 2015 10:43 AM (ZKzrr)

119
So, the left says the Mohammed cartoons inflame Muslims and that Geller et al are to blame for what happens to them.

Is that not a tacit admission that Islam is NOT peaceful?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2015 10:43 AM (St6BJ)

120 Must we have a morning with more analingus?
Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 07, 2015 10:41 AM (FviSe)

Allison Williams?

Posted by: Arson Wells at May 07, 2015 10:43 AM (UnJ7w)

121 and seriously...apple slices in a happy meal? wtaf is that shit?

Posted by: navycopjoe

My three-year-old loves 'em.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 07, 2015 10:43 AM (VAsIq)

122 Legal Insurrection has a story saying New York City is going to legalize public urination.

Isn't that what the NY Times has been doing for years?
Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 07, 2015 10:39 AM (o/3Hk)

Because NYC smells so swell already and it's not even summer!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2015 10:43 AM (rDqRv)

123 "leave me alone'


Not you joe...
other joe

Posted by: Hookers Union, Local 121 at May 07, 2015 10:43 AM (VPLuQ)

124 "Legal Insurrection has a story saying New York City is going to legalize public urination."

That should make the illegals feel right at home. Maybe this part of the White House's "Welcoming Communities Action (Or Else!)" plan.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 07, 2015 10:44 AM (1BQGO)

125 Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 07, 2015 10:40 AM (lkXeQ)

DHS lacks the resources to monitor US citizens posting death to America on Isis Facebook groups?

Somehow I doubt it. They have billions and billions in their budget

Posted by: Mynewhandle at May 07, 2015 10:44 AM (AkOaV)

126 103 oh my god
who would do that?!!

my cats would still be pooping on my pillows if I tried that

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 07, 2015 10:44 AM (ijds3)

127 Posted by: Lea at May 07, 2015 10:38 AM (lIU4e)

I only go to McDonalds if I'm hungry and don't have time for food.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 07, 2015 10:44 AM (kQBSd)

128 Movie recommendations

Road Hard - if you like movies like Dan In Real Life or Funny People , you will probably like this Adam Carolla movie. I thought it was enjoyable with a number of good laughs.

The Gambler - One of Wahlberg's better acted movies. Not fast paced but I liked the story line and it moved just fast enough to prevent you from becoming bored. Unfortunately John Goodman is so fat in this movie that it distracted me from the story for a bit while I was thinking ' damn Goodman is a freaking whale!' .

Posted by: Cruzinator at May 07, 2015 10:44 AM (mt2jL)

129 So, the Big Apple becomes...........the Big Urinal?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 07, 2015 10:44 AM (LA7Cm)

130 -->Posted by: Mynewhandle at May 07, 2015 10:41 AM (AkOaV)

Cutting and pasting. Look at it this way -- if this thread lasts long enough you'll not only be living in the dystopian world envisioned in 1984, you'll have re-read it.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 07, 2015 10:44 AM (xQX/f)

131
Busy this morning, sorry

-----


Yeah, we heard about that.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2015 10:44 AM (eW+UG)

132 Y'know, I recently saw a Garret Morris interview where he said something I never heard before.

There was some game show (or one of those talent shows?) where an old redneck woman sat down with a guitar, smiled sweetly, then belted out "I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the N******s I see..." and that the panicked producers quickly cut the audio and went to commercial.

He said that was the inspiration for the sketch.

Sounds a little to pat to me though.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2015 10:45 AM (7ObY1)

133 New Broadway musical "71 Terrorists for 72 Virgins"

Posted by: JoeF. at May 07, 2015 10:45 AM (JkcW7)

134 "Is that not a tacit admission that Islam is NOT peaceful? "


Hate Speech!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 10:45 AM (VPLuQ)

135 Yo Imama is soooo fat,
the back of his neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 07, 2015 10:45 AM (/YYtw)

136 If you ask me, McDonald's hasn't had decent food since Aykroyd and Belushi were working the deep fryer.

Posted by: Muldoon, who relates everything to Aykroyd and Belushi at May 07, 2015 10:45 AM (NeFrd)

137
NavyCopJoe, aka SuperTaxi, knows all the interesting places on Oahu.

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/selection-du-weekend-138-70.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2015 10:40 AM (6Poxk)








Hotel Street puppeh

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2015 10:45 AM (ewiBW)

138
Almost everything is better with a happy ending.

Better for Ben, maybe, but we didn't get a dump.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 07, 2015 10:46 AM (JtwS4)

139 Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2015 10:42 AM (2TN4k)


Free range pissing -- I love it. Someone should put that on a t shirt

Posted by: Mynewhandle at May 07, 2015 10:46 AM (AkOaV)

140 First Step
Abolish inner city Child Protective Services
Second Step
Abolish all welfare ALL of IT..
Install 3 hots and a cot....
If you want to live like a serf then you gotta give up da rims..


Posted by: Pickled Foot at May 07, 2015 10:46 AM (/WmRg)

141 I don't think I've heard of Dan In Real Life or Funny People, never mind seen them. Headed to IMDB.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2015 10:46 AM (2cS/G)

142 121 My three-year-old loves 'em

really?
guess my rant is now invalid
well that is an ego killer

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 07, 2015 10:46 AM (ijds3)

143 correctly written and spoken English is the language of the rich and powerful

You know, a long time ago, people used to aspire, to emulate successful people in their efforts to become, themselves, successful. So, if correctly writing and speaking English is a signifier of being rich and powerful, why wouldn't one want to strive for correctness, hoping that sharing the habits of the powerful will grant you power?

Idiocracy is prophecy, not satire.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 07, 2015 10:47 AM (/Ho8c)

144 71 angry Muslims and a scared Goat.

Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at May 07, 2015 10:47 AM (INp0R)

145 DHS lacks the resources to monitor US citizens posting death to America on Isis Facebook groups?

Somehow I doubt it. They have billions and billions in their budget

Posted by: Mynewhandle


We found the problem--our entire budget was blown on subscription pron sites.

And not even the good ones!

Posted by: DHS IT department at May 07, 2015 10:47 AM (VAsIq)

146 Dorian Johnson, the man who was with Michael Brown Jr. when Brown was fatally shot by a Ferguson police officer last summer, has been arrested on suspicion of drug charges and resisting arrest, St. Louis police said.
----

How's that lawsuit going?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 10:47 AM (fWAjv)

147
WHERE'S THE ART?

Posted by: Bruce J at May 07, 2015 10:48 AM (iQIUe)

148 To reiterate, is Avengers: Ultron worth the nearly two and a half hour running time? Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2015 10:30 AM (2cS/G)

Yep. Fine summer fun. An excellent blend of action, heart, characterization and dialogue. Mild spoiler, there is a scene with WW2 military vets that was just fantastic!

And no, Joss did not ruin Black Widow, contrary to what the SJWs believe. Heaven forbid tough wimmen have vulnerabilities and are not just mindless killing robots! Restoring her humanity is part of the reason she defected and joined SHIELD; it's part of her character arc. It's like they don't get what makes her tick at all.

Joss does conservative stories well; either he doesn't realize he's doing it, or he does it anyway because the story needs it. Whatever the answer I'll take it.

Posted by: LizLem at May 07, 2015 10:48 AM (yRwC8)

149 I did not ejaculate semen on that woman's lapel. I just work here.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at May 07, 2015 10:48 AM (UzPAd)

150
DHS lacks the resources to monitor US citizens posting death to America on Isis Facebook groups?

---

They blew the entire budget spying on the Tea Party, and the Southern Baptist Convention

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2015 10:48 AM (eW+UG)

151 Ben, how *dare* you have a busy life away from this place.

Hope all the OK, TX, and KS morons are okay.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2015 10:48 AM (FsuaD)

152 Gellar is definitely trying to provoke, but the MSM is too stupid to realize that she is trying to provoke THEM, not the jihadists...

Posted by: JoeF. at May 07, 2015 10:48 AM (JkcW7)

153 So, if correctly writing and speaking English is a signifier of being rich and powerful

Thing is, it's not anymore.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 07, 2015 10:49 AM (ZKzrr)

154 >>DHS lacks the resources to monitor US citizens posting death to America on Isis Facebook groups?


Here's a thought: Cloes the dang border and using all your resources on feeding, clothing, providing medical care, and transporting every lost soul who wonders across the border?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2015 10:49 AM (2TN4k)

155 My three-year-old loves 'em


really?
guess my rant is now invalid
well that is an ego killer



No matter how big of a bad ass you are, when a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 07, 2015 10:49 AM (/YYtw)

156 "How's that lawsuit going?"

Dorian, call me!

Posted by: M. Mosby, Md States Attorney at May 07, 2015 10:49 AM (VPLuQ)

157 Can't wait for the next lecture from the great minds of Fox news, like Martha McCallum.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 07, 2015 10:49 AM (BZAd3)

158 Joss does conservative stories well; either he
doesn't realize he's doing it, or he does it anyway because the story
needs it. Whatever the answer I'll take it.


Posted by: LizLem


I agree that he does. And I find it very odd, considering his politics.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 07, 2015 10:49 AM (/Ho8c)

159 Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2015 10:48 AM (eW+UG)

... And hookers.

I'm just saying I'm sure there were hookers involved in some way.

Posted by: Mynewhandle at May 07, 2015 10:49 AM (AkOaV)

160 Noob

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 07, 2015 10:49 AM (jsWA8)

161 Powerline talked about the New York City thing back on the 5th. Apparently they want to decriminalize public urination and other 'quality of living issues.'

Um smelling urine while waiting for the subway is a quality of living issue for me you stupid scrunts. As in I don't want to smell it and who knows where they really tinkled.

http://tinyurl.com/n9cu5n8

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2015 10:50 AM (6Poxk)

162 Yo Imam is so dumb he fckued a woman and married a goat.

Posted by: Jihadi Djibadhi at May 07, 2015 10:50 AM (VAsIq)

163
>>94 all mcds has to do is go back to using peanut oil
instant flavor and the fries will reign supreme again

Beef Tallow.

Posted by: Lea at May 07, 2015 10:50 AM (lIU4e)

164 My little tax deductions have never eaten a meal at a McDonalds

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2015 10:50 AM (eW+UG)

165 The next moment a hideous, grinding speech, as of some monstrous machine running without oil, burst from the big telescreen at the end of the room. It was a noise that set one's teeth on edge and bristled the hair at the back of one's neck. The Hate had started. As usual, the face of Emmanuel Goldstein, the Enemy of the People, had flashed on to the screen.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 07, 2015 10:50 AM (xQX/f)

166
>>I only go to McDonalds if I'm hungry and don't have time for food.

I go for tea if it isn't happy hour at sonic.

Posted by: Lea at May 07, 2015 10:50 AM (lIU4e)

167 155 No matter how big of a bad ass you are, when a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it.

bible truth

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 07, 2015 10:51 AM (ijds3)

168 Grammar is a construct of the patriarchy. By ignoring it, you defeat it! Wait I ment gramer is like a tool uv da patriarchie. Down wit penus!

Posted by: Mind Thoughts of a Serious College Professor at May 07, 2015 10:51 AM (GgxVX)

169 Legal Insurrection has a story saying New York City is going to legalize public urination.

Among the FIRST things Lee Kwan Yew outlawed in Singapore.

NYC is literally going into the toilet.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 10:51 AM (659DL)

170 146 Dorian Johnson, the man who was with Michael Brown Jr. when Brown was fatally shot by a Ferguson police officer last summer, has been arrested on suspicion of drug charges and resisting arrest, St. Louis police said.



Shocking, simply shocking.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 07, 2015 10:51 AM (o/3Hk)

171 I'm still stuck on the thought of T in a cute little golf outfit.

Posted by: Garrett at May 07, 2015 10:52 AM (REKv9)

172 So, if the ISIS jihadis rape Geller just before decapitating her, O'Reilly, Greta et. al will hold her blameless for the former (because rape can never be provoked) but hold her responsible for instigating the latter (because any fool knows how easily provoked jihadis are).

Is there a chart or something that explains this?

Posted by: Hanson at May 07, 2015 10:53 AM (KrNgl)

173 So, if correctly writing and speaking English is a signifier of being rich and powerful

That's hot.

Posted by: Paris Hilton at May 07, 2015 10:53 AM (zF6Iw)

174 Breakfast at McDonald's is the only palatable food they offer these days. I'll hit it every now and again for an Egg McMuffin or a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit.

Posted by: no good deed at May 07, 2015 10:53 AM (GgxVX)

175 171 ha
she is still looking for stiletto golf shoes

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 07, 2015 10:54 AM (ijds3)

176 One of my kids rebelled against fashion in high school. He would go to the local Salvation Army resale shop and find any type of service shirt like a mechanic or linen truck driver wears. Most had name tags sowed on them and went real cheap. One of his favorites was named "Mohammad".

That was over 10 years ago and it still makes me laugh.

Posted by: DanMan at May 07, 2015 10:54 AM (RusNE)

177 So, this mildly amusing thing happened this week:

Stopped at a Sonic, ordered a couple of things, total bill came to $4.85. I figured I would give the skate person a tip, so handed her a five-dollar bill and two quarters. She smiled, looked down at her notepad, fiddled with her change pouch for a few seconds, then looked up and said, "Umm, can you help me with the math?" I said, "Zero. That's your tip."

She smiled with relief, and said, "Oh, whew, I thought you were trying to get an even amount of change back."

I "Blessed Her Heart"

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 07, 2015 10:54 AM (NeFrd)

178 *smfh* daywalkers. Easy pitch, right over the plate, and you just let it sail right on by.


Only 71 ISIS fighters? My teat and ass measurements are bigger than the total number of Jihad boys.


Posted by: Kate the Upton at May 07, 2015 10:34 AM (P330y)


Not that I would doubt your word, but photographic evidence of said measurements would be required in order to verify this claim.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 07, 2015 10:54 AM (/2KMt)

179 Breakfast at McDonald's is the only palatable food they offer these days. I'll hit it every now and again for an Egg
McMuffin or a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit.



Chik-fil-A smokes mcd. So much so, I won't eat out on Sunday morning.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 07, 2015 10:56 AM (/YYtw)

180 Ben K is constipated?

Posted by: L.I.V. at May 07, 2015 10:56 AM (0x/TW)

181 I was listening to Montel Williams on Beck this morning (I know) about the Marine who has been held in an Iranian prison for 3 1/2 years.

He went to visit his dying grandmother, went through all the right channels, and was thrown in prison.

He has endured unimaginable torture. He was injected with drugs to addict him, then put in a 3' x 3' box and put through withdrawal.

Rinse, repeat.

This young man is a U. S. citizen and served with distinction, unlike the traitor Bergdahl.

Montel said the Marine has been sentenced to death. His father is also suffering from cancer and doesn't have much longer to live.

Why the f*ck isn't this story getting out???? And why the hell didn't Cankles do something, and where the hell is Secretariat of State Kerry???

*rage stroke*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2015 10:57 AM (FsuaD)

182 McDonalds is a prime example of what happens when you try to pander to the Left. They give and give and the Left takes. Soon McDonalds is miles apart from what made them loved. They should go back to a simple menu of Fat. Their slogan should be "Yeah so?, get over it."

Posted by: Arson Wells at May 07, 2015 10:57 AM (UnJ7w)

183 But Australian lingerie brand HommeMystere is aiming to change all that by offering sexy underwear specifically designed for men.




http://tinyurl.com/l8djarc

Comes with a matching purse to put your sack in.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 10:57 AM (fWAjv)

184 she is still looking for stiletto golf shoes


God Bless Texas. Golf Ropers from Justin Boots.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 07, 2015 10:58 AM (/YYtw)

185 I keep wanting to reread 1984, but I put it off because I think I'd get too depressed about how true to life it's actually become! Life, stop imitating art for five seconds, please?

Posted by: LizLem at May 07, 2015 10:58 AM (yRwC8)

186
>>I "Blessed Her Heart"

Aw. Kids today don't know math and that is really sad. I honestly don't know how you can work with money and not figure it. Guy at Hobby Lobby got out his iphone to subtract ten from twenty, basically! I tell him it's just ten plus the ten cents (or whatever).

And it's only going to get worse because apparently common core doesn't teach change to kindergarteners?? Or so someone at a garage sale told me.

Posted by: Lea at May 07, 2015 10:59 AM (lIU4e)

187 164. And you're boasting of this why?

Culturally isolating your kids?

The moral superiority that comes from not patronizing an American corporation that provides nutritious, inexpensive food, business opportunity, tax revenue, and employment to millions?

Posted by: Hanson at May 07, 2015 10:59 AM (KrNgl)

188 You know, a long time ago, people used to aspire, to emulate
successful people in their efforts to become, themselves, successful.
So, if correctly writing and speaking English is a signifier of being
rich and powerful, why wouldn't one want to strive for correctness,
hoping that sharing the habits of the powerful will grant you power?

Idiocracy is prophecy, not satire.


Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 07, 2015 10:47 AM (/Ho8c)



Do I know you? I swear I heard almost the same rant from Mrs. Hades just a few days ago (she teaches writing in elementary school).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 07, 2015 11:00 AM (/2KMt)

189 No matter how big of a bad ass you are, when a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it.


****

Heh, that is so true. Yesterday I used my stethoscope to listen to the heart of a little plastic toy lizard named (what else?) "Lizard". I was promptly informed that "chameleons eat bugs and they don't have hearts or stomachs."

Gotta love the logic of a three year old.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 07, 2015 11:00 AM (NeFrd)

190
>>Chik-fil-A smokes mcd. So much so, I won't eat out on Sunday morning.

Sunday morning is when you go to cracker barrel!

Posted by: Lea at May 07, 2015 11:01 AM (lIU4e)

191 Why the f*ck isn't this story getting out???? And why the hell didn't Cankles do something, and where the hell is Secretariat of State Kerry???

*rage stroke*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2015 10:57 AM (FsuaD)

'Amir Hekmati of Flint, Mich., has been imprisoned in Iran on false espionage charges for over three and a half years,' Obama said in a statement. 'His family, including his father, who is gravely ill, has borne the pain of Amir's absence for far too long.'
----

If only there was a way to negotiate with them.

But really, he could give a F less.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 11:01 AM (fWAjv)

192 I want to pee all over it, New York, New York!

Posted by: Zombie Frank Sinatra at May 07, 2015 11:01 AM (Iwn52)

193 My little tax deductions have never eaten a meal at a McDonalds

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2015 10:50 AM (eW+UG)


You would deny them McNuggets? Heartless and cruel! WHY DO YOU HATE THE CHILLLLDREEEENNNN?????

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 07, 2015 11:02 AM (/2KMt)

194 Brawndo: It's got what plants crave.

Posted by: LIV at May 07, 2015 11:02 AM (UnJ7w)

195 Sunday morning is when you go to cracker barrel!


We have an Original Pancake House restaurant closer to us.

Bing the and look at their menu. Dare y'all to.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 07, 2015 11:04 AM (/YYtw)

196 Nice to see Muldoon is bringing teh funneh but the rest of you suck, so I'm off to change my water filter.


Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 07, 2015 11:04 AM (/2KMt)

197 OK, so on the subjects of eateries that make SJW heads asplode, we have a Twin Peaks getting ready to open hereabouts.

Aside from the factors that made our short-lived Hooters, well, short-lived, I'm finding it of minimal interest. Anyone know anything about its value as an eatery that might change my mind in the slightest?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 07, 2015 11:07 AM (DT3rQ)

198 Sorry don't cut it. Say 3 Hail Marys and fetch me my CheezeWhiz, boy.

Posted by: Corona at May 07, 2015 11:12 AM (fh2Y7)

199
>>We have an Original Pancake House restaurant closer to us.

Is that like the one in nashville? Because I've heard good things. (googled, it's the pancake pantry in nashville. Don't have a pancake house).

Posted by: Lea at May 07, 2015 11:14 AM (lIU4e)

200
>>we have a Twin Peaks getting ready to open hereabouts.

We just got one. I've never eaten there or Hooters so I can't say.

Posted by: Lea at May 07, 2015 11:15 AM (lIU4e)

201 I have a bottle of Major Peters Bloody Mary Mix and some freezer stored Vodka,
When I miss McDonalds breakfast...
I never made it to their breakfast.

Posted by: Pickled Foot at May 07, 2015 11:17 AM (/WmRg)

202 Sunday mornings I cook. Eggs, bacon, bisquits, gravy, crepes, waffles, hashbrowns, coffee, juice. Then I yell, "come and get it or I'm feeding it to the neighbor's cats!"

Poor cats are starving.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 07, 2015 11:33 AM (o/3Hk)

203 19
When are the FoxNews useful idiots going to start wearing proper Muslim garb?

Wait . . . you're not talking about burial shrouds, are you?

Posted by: PPs43 at May 07, 2015 12:11 PM (gs8t9)

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