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Morning Thread (5-7-2015)
Oh, it's gonna be a good, GOOD day.
According to tracking info, my new AR arrives at my local FFL today*. One more Evil Black Rifle out in the wild ... * The so-called "Internet Loophole", where I have to pass a federal background check here instead of there. *shakes my f***ing head*Me. This afternoon ...
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 05:59 AM (wlDny)
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Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 06:05 AM (wlDny)
According to our tracking info, Soviet supply ship may land on you. Have a nice day, comrades.
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 06:05 AM (wlDny)
Can I shove Fred Upton down a chimney?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2015 06:07 AM (St6BJ)
http://tinyurl.com/n8taysb
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 06:02 AM (wlDny)
If their circuit is the DC circuit, it's a lost cause. Then again, virtually every circuit court is packed with Stalinists in black robes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2015 06:09 AM (St6BJ)
going to bed now, so will read after I wake up ...
dang cold medicine ...
Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at May 07, 2015 06:10 AM (nSOh+)
cause. Then again, virtually every circuit court is packed with
Stalinists in black robes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2015 06:09 AM (St6BJ)
Obama has been packing the courts since he entered office. And the repukes simply rubber stamp them. Recall how hard it was for Bush to get a nominee through? Neither does the MFM.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 06:10 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2015 06:11 AM (6Poxk)
Posted by: Carol at May 07, 2015 06:12 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: tmitsss at May 07, 2015 06:13 AM (Pa9vP)
Posted by: Carol at May 07, 2015 06:12 AM (sj3Ax)
I'm merely hung over. Feel better.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2015 06:13 AM (St6BJ)
t'anks Anna.
I get worn out and take a nap but then can't get back to sleep when i go to bed.
oy.
Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at May 07, 2015 06:13 AM (nSOh+)
cause. Then again, virtually every circuit court is packed with
Stalinists in black robes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2015 06:09 AM (St6BJ)
The Supremes have shot down their illegal expansion of federal power twice already and they keep coming back to the trough. At some point I would think a contempt citation would be in order.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 06:14 AM (wlDny)
Building and playing with a Tesla coil should not be a criminal act. If Telsa coils are outlawed only ....
Posted by: tmitsss at May 07, 2015 06:13 AM (Pa9vP)
If he had burned my kid he would be burning out the other side of his ass.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 06:16 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 06:16 AM (VPLuQ)
Who is this Fred Upton person?
Is he Kates father?
Cause if so, I should buy him a beer.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 06:16 AM (VPLuQ)
He is her uncle if I am not mistaken.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 06:17 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2015 06:17 AM (6Poxk)
Up here in the NE corner of the state, we only saw a little wind & much-needed rain.
I read on the ONT about animals getting loose from a zoo down in Perry. There's a little exotic animal park not far north of us in Kansas. I've thought about their big cats getting loose, but never though about a twister setting a bunch free at once.
We work so hard to rid out lands of predators, then import them. What th?
Morning, Glories!
Posted by: mindful webworker, of the Oklahoma webworkers at May 07, 2015 06:18 AM (8oSoU)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 06:19 AM (VPLuQ)
Now, if he had sired Kate, and banned light bulbs, I would be in a terrible quandary.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 06:20 AM (VPLuQ)
Morning, Glories!
Posted by: mindful webworker, of the Oklahoma webworkers at May 07, 2015 06:18 AM (8oSoU)
And the Dept of the Interior is reimporting timber wolves into the western states. Talk about stupid and it all goes back to that stupid act that should be repealed.
Hell, if we ever got rid of fire ants those SOBs would want to bring them back. They already have banned the most reliable ant poison.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 06:21 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 07, 2015 06:22 AM (/YYtw)
Building and playing with a Tesla coil should not be a criminal act. If Telsa coils are outlawed only ....
Posted by: tmitsss at May 07, 2015 06:13 AM (Pa9vP)
If he had burned my kid he would be burning out the other side of his ass. "
My mother helped me build Tesla coil when I was in Junior High
Posted by: tmitsss at May 07, 2015 06:25 AM (Pa9vP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2015 06:26 AM (6Poxk)
Posted by: tmitsss at May 07, 2015 06:25 AM (Pa9vP)
We liked to play with big motor starting capacitors. They made neat sparks on tin pie plates when you pulse a DC current through them with a big dry cell. And you could chase bugs around the plate.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 06:28 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 06:30 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2015 06:31 AM (6Poxk)
What ever happened to ants, sunlight and a magnifying glass as a kids toy collection?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 06:30 AM (VPLuQ)
Ants, pill bugs, grasshoppers, crickets, frogs, and lizards. And an occasional green snake on a string.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 06:32 AM (wlDny)
Fred Upton is the Congressvermin from Michigan who sponsored the law banning incandescent light bulbs. And President Bush signed it.
No, he's not related to Kate but he's a tit to be sure.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2015 06:32 AM (St6BJ)
I believe it was G.K. Chesterton who, on first seeing the lights of Times Square, exclaimed, "What a beautiful sight this would be to someone who could not read!" In any event, my Give-A-Fuck Meter for New Yorkers (except for J.J. and other Morons) is long past dead and busted.
So, on to Hollywood. Today is the birthday of Gary Cooper. A cute little story about him concerns the time he was driving through some small towns out West when he needed to stop for gas. After the fill up, he asked the attendant, "Do you mind if I pay with a check?"
The attendant said that, for Mr. Cooper, it was no problem, and Coop scrawled his John Hancock out and handed the check over.
As they were driving away, Cooper's passenger asked, "How many of those checks do you ever get back?"
"Oh, about one in ten," Cooper replied.
Here's a picture of the young Cooper in his Dusenberg J Durham Tourster (that's William Powell on the running board):
http://goo.gl/N6S5Xd
And here's a link to some more pix of Cooper's cars:
http://goo.gl/Yn9Gzd
Hope you all have a wonderful day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2015 06:34 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 06:35 AM (wlDny)
Somebody ratted him out, end of manhood challenge. To me, who went on to a career working with electricity, it was a valuable lesson.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 07, 2015 06:35 AM (xQX/f)
To me, who went on to a career working with electricity, it was a
valuable lesson.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 07, 2015 06:35 AM (xQX/f)
When I was a kid you could get those little hand cranked generators out of abandoned farmhouses that had telephones on the wall. Yeah, we liked to play hold the wire too.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 06:38 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 06:38 AM (wlDny)
http://tinyurl.com/p9vpdta
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2015 06:38 AM (6Poxk)
First of all, the law is that the lights can't be within 660 feet of an arterial highway. How the fuck is Broadway or any street between 42 and 49 fall into that category? Yes, B'way is a main drag but Doomberg choked off various parts of it and made them two lane pedestrian malls.
I'd like to try and see the Feds try thus stunt to turn the lights off on the Vegas strip.
The tourists will STOP coming and the money will go. I am just fed up beyond words. The time is ripe for someone to come in and channel the anger of We The People.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2015 06:38 AM (St6BJ)
http://tws.io/1H1eGUp
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 06:35 AM (wlDny)
REALLY?! Wow, I did NOT see that coming. But he and Dubya are still a couple of fat tits for that stupidity.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2015 06:40 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2015 06:41 AM (rDqRv)
http://www.ufunk.net/en/insolite/game-of-thrones-japanese-covers/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2015 06:43 AM (6Poxk)
They used to have those things at carnivals and amusement parks. You arm wrestle with a metal hand and try to hold on as long as you can as it gives you an electric shock. They also had ones where you just had to move the arm to test your strength, IIRC.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2015 06:44 AM (St6BJ)
I've gotten spoiled carrying my Smoking Hot Asian Wife's Ruger LCP .380ACP with Crimson Trace. I'd like to get a bigger caliber, but a .45 single stack is basically the same size as my Glock 26.
Cheers, Andy. Enjoy your new AR. My own H-bar has been asking for a trip to the range.
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at May 07, 2015 06:45 AM (6wyPH)
One of my treasures is a generator from a hand cranked telephone. It weighs a lot more than an iPhone
Posted by: tmitsss at May 07, 2015 06:45 AM (Pa9vP)
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at May 07, 2015 06:47 AM (6wyPH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2015 06:40 AM (St6BJ)
Don't disagree there. The light bulb ban is about as stupid as any politician can get. Light bulbs don't amount to a piss in the ocean for power use. A/C units and hot water heaters are what cranks up the juice.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 06:50 AM (wlDny)
IIRC, Vic, one of the big arguments was not necessarily the electricity they used but the heat that they gave off, which warmed the globe.
Utterly idiotic on its face. But, progressivism.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2015 06:52 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Fightin' John Kerry who was in Vietnam dontcha know at May 07, 2015 06:54 AM (JO9+V)
IIRC, Vic, one of the big arguments was not necessarily the
electricity they used but the heat that they gave off, which warmed the
globe.
Then we'd better replace the sun with a CFL.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 07, 2015 06:54 AM (oVJmc)
"Today class I would like to show what happens when a human body comes in contact with high voltage" Then he flipped the switch and shot my friend right out of his chair.
Ah, the things you could do in 1973.
Posted by: AE at May 07, 2015 06:56 AM (+ft6G)
Time to close DC then. There's an awful lot of awful hot air being pumped into Mother Gaia's atmosphere from that crowd of blowhards.
Posted by: RickZ at May 07, 2015 06:56 AM (9C81A)
http://tinyurl.com/n2g9vl8
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 07, 2015 06:58 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at May 07, 2015 06:47 AM (6wyPH)
COAMO. Cuomo?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2015 06:59 AM (St6BJ)
awful hot air being pumped into Mother Gaia's atmosphere from that crowd
of blowhards.
Posted by: RickZ at May 07, 2015 06:56 AM
You think the ordinary, everyday gubmint is bad, just imagine Choom Boy's "carbon footprint." Add in Moooo-Chelle's and you've got enough consumption to power an area roughly the size of Kenya....
Posted by: MrScribbler at May 07, 2015 07:00 AM (P8YHq)
http://tinyurl.com/pmpfaol
*thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2015 07:00 AM (6Poxk)
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at May 07, 2015 06:47 AM (6wyPH)
CLOACA. C*nt Licker of a Criminal Asshole.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2015 07:01 AM (St6BJ)
And traditional units for winter.
It's science
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 07:01 AM (VPLuQ)
Get the Glock 43 instead. It's a single stack 9mm.
Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at May 07, 2015 07:03 AM (xVgrA)
necessarily the electricity they used but the heat that they gave off,
which warmed the globe.
Utterly idiotic on its face. But, progressivism.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2015 06:52 AM (St6BJ)
I have never heard any reason given other than to "save power" by use of a more efficient bulb. Here is the Fox coverage of the phase-out.
http://fxn.ws/1g9G04U
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 07:03 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 07, 2015 07:03 AM (J+mig)
If heat is the issue for incandescent bulbs, then we should require CFL/LED bulbs for summer
And traditional units for winter.
If we turned a/c units around in the winter, they would vent hot air into our homes and cool the outside, soothing Gaia's fever.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 07, 2015 07:04 AM (oVJmc)
would want to bring them back. They already have banned the most
reliable ant poison.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 06:21 AM (wlDny)
Morning all.
Vic. Fipronil has extremely low use rates and is terribly effective on fire ants. Most of Horde probably used/ are using on their pets. They quit selling it to farmers several years ago because $$$.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 07, 2015 07:06 AM (fQAkR)
I had one of the CREE brand three way LEDs fail the other week.
In two days I had a FedEx box with a free replacement in my hands.
Looks to be reducing my total electrical usage in the winter/spring months by around 20%.
House is city gas/electric.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 07:07 AM (VPLuQ)
Officer Michael Konatsotis, 46, heard the horrified mom's screams, ran over, stuck his arm into the gap and pulled the child to safety.
NY Post c/o WZ
http://bit.ly/1cq1635
No dogs were shot in the rescue. Seriously, here's to those who rush to the rescue.
Posted by: mindful webworker at May 07, 2015 07:08 AM (uDclo)
CFL's just plain suck. Go LED.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 07, 2015 07:03 AM (J+mig)
Too expensive and not reliable if your area gets a lot of lightning.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 07:09 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 07, 2015 07:10 AM (wf3Kt)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 07, 2015 07:04 AM (oVJmc)
A heat pump does that which is what most people in the South use. They don't work very well though below 32F so not used in the north much.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 07:11 AM (wlDny)
I definitely remember one of the main arguments was that the heat given off by regular bulbs contributed to global warming. In fact, the reason I remember it was because when Germany banned incandescents for this reason, a couple of gutsy Krauts started a company that got around the ban by relabeling the package and calling them "Heat Bulbs" with the warning "Caution: bulbs emit bright light. Do not stare at for long periods."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2015 07:12 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2015 06:38 AM (St6BJ)
Unfortunately, I don't see anyone. All that are on the scene now are grifters, criminals, never-weres, no-hopers and go-along RINOs. I'm with you in that I long for a Pinochet to come in and flush out the Augean stable of DC.
Which, I think, is also why a lot of posters have the "don't care if a nuke wipes out DC" attitude. It's not that they want a huge swath of people to die, it's that there seems to be no legal way of removing the lawless Lerners, the do-nothing Issas and the actively-collaborating McConnells, let alone the permanent "deep state" of unaccountable Imperial Federal employees. We can't vote them out, we can't jail them, we can't make them fear us. What, then, is left but to wipe them out en masse? God help the country if enough people begin to think that way and begin collaborating with ISIS or Al-Q to sneak a suitcase nuke into the capitol.
OK, off for some tea and silence. BBL.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2015 07:13 AM (zF6Iw)
Vic. Fipronil has extremely low use
rates and is terribly effective on fire ants. Most of Horde probably
used/ are using on their pets. They quit selling it to farmers several
years ago because $$$.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 07, 2015 07:06 AM (fQAkR)
Pirex and Mirex is what I remember them using. They used to fly over in a converted B-17 and drop that stuff all over the city. And you could buy it to treat your yard. They banned pirex first then in a few years they banned mirex too. What I have found with the current stuff is that all it does make the fire ants move their mound.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 07:15 AM (wlDny)
For Christmas, my son got me one of those flashlights that has multiple LED bulbs. Since I get up in the dark and fumble through my dresser with Milady still asleep, I pull my clothes out by flashlight. That's when I first noticed that the colors under LED are incredibly vibrant, almost florescent, compared to old yellowed Edison incandescents. It almost seems like being given new sight.
So, I've been thinking about those LED bulbs. Maybe someday when the closet full of hoarded incandescents gets low...
It's just like someone in the news said the other day, it's a good thing we had the incandescents banned because it encouraged all this variety of other choices.
/sarc off
Posted by: mindful webworker - three-way dimbulb at May 07, 2015 07:17 AM (uDclo)
http://tinyurl.com/lhhexd
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2015 07:21 AM (MeuoO)
http://www.warbirdregistry.org/b17registry/b17-448543.html
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2015 07:21 AM (6Poxk)
http://fxn.ws/1IQec5N
And the moron horde wept for the injustice served to fellow morons .
Posted by: Ruth at May 07, 2015 07:22 AM (oo88B)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 07, 2015 07:23 AM (8W5zZ)
Orthene drench.
Don't douse the mounds with the powder. A couple of heaping tablespoons in five gallons of water. Dump the whole five gallons on the mound. You need the volume in order to get down to the queen.
Smells like crap for a few days though.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 07, 2015 07:23 AM (fQAkR)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 05:59 AM (wlDny)
And that is why I haven't paid them dues in years.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 07, 2015 07:24 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2015 07:25 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 07, 2015 07:27 AM (fQAkR)
Vic, might have found your fire ant B-17
http://www.warbirdregistry.org/b17registry/b17-448543.html
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2015 07:21 AM (6Poxk)
I had thought they quit fire ant dusting in my hometown long before 1976.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 07:28 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 07:28 AM (UGWs/)
So far, so good.
Have you noticed the incandescents fail so quickly lately?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 07, 2015 07:29 AM (V70Uh)
"
Believe it or not, I notice it on vehicles.
More and more newer cars with burned out tail and brake lights
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 07:33 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - older by the minute at May 07, 2015 07:33 AM (uDclo)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2015 07:34 AM (Dj0WE)
http://tinyurl.com/mooo4ln
An Anne Arundel County police officer is charged with assault after Baltimore police said he bit another man's testicles during a fight outside a Canton bar on Cinco de Mayo..
Michael Flaig, 31, a 10-year veteran officer with the Anne Arundel County police department was charged Tuesday night after he got into a fight with a man outside Looney's Pub, Baltimore police wrote in charging documents.
City police said the incident began when Flaig and the victim got into a fight outside in the 2900 block of O'Donnell Street. The victim said Flaig was groping his female roommate, and told him to stop, but Flaig refused. A copy of the report provided by Baltimore police redacted the victim's name.
--SNIP--
Another reason to avoid Cinco de Suzi Quatro.
Posted by: RickZ at May 07, 2015 07:34 AM (9C81A)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 07, 2015 07:35 AM (b2cFu)
A/C units and hot water heaters are what cranks up the juice.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 06:50 AM (wlDny)
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Why do you heat your hot water?
Posted by: Darth Randall at May 07, 2015 07:36 AM (KlVdw)
They're the best bulb for that location. But if I'm sitting down and reading, especially in winter, I want a 100 watt incandescent bulb. Heat and abundant light simultaneously. What a concept.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 07, 2015 07:38 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 07, 2015 07:29 AM (V70Uh)
Back when I was still using the incandescent lights I noticed I replaced a bulb in my lamp about every 30 days. I am now on my 85th month with the CFL.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 07:38 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2015 07:42 AM (7ObY1)
On Hannity, on Fox
c/o Hoft Gateway Pundit
http://bit.ly/1IjcFWS
♫ "...there's battle lines bein' drawwwn..."
Posted by: mindful webworker - older by the minute at May 07, 2015 07:43 AM (uDclo)
http://tinyurl.com/kscf53h
(warning: link goes to gawker but is still at least checking out for the headline)
Posted by: the real ch3 at May 07, 2015 07:45 AM (IG5KL)
I wish someone would shove a sock in his mouth and shave that animal off of his head with a rusty razor and some rubbing alcohol. Too harsh?Posted by: no good deed at May 07, 2015 07:47 AM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at May 07, 2015 07:48 AM (PHxng)
I've been there. Looney's Pub is a college bar near the U-MD campus in College Park. Cute bartenders.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 07, 2015 07:56 AM (O7MnT)
Good. Let them come out and say exactly what they mean. I prefer my enemies be exposed for the evil they are.
Posted by: DangerGirl at May 07, 2015 07:56 AM (GHHRC)
Our Governor is a Republican. He has spent the last three months running around the state saying they need to raise taxes on everything under the sun. Nothing about cutting spending.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 07, 2015 07:58 AM (VctSv)
Morning Vic.
Morning horde.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 07:59 AM (kgVdm)
For those about to rock...FIRE!
Posted by: steveegg at May 07, 2015 08:00 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2015 08:00 AM (mGBKM)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at May 07, 2015 07:48 AM (PHxng)
Exactly what IS a Republican? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2015 08:01 AM (St6BJ)
============
Obviously an intervention is required. The adults in the room will have to mediate a negotiated solution to this childish squabble. The Imam will have to accept Geller's right to life, and Geller will have to moderate her behavior and end her offense against a good man by wearing a burka and stop criticizing the religion of 2 billion people. Thus we would have peace. All reasonable people can agree to this solution.
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 07, 2015 08:01 AM (lkXeQ)
http://tinyurl.com/lxxl5la
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2015 08:02 AM (MeuoO)
Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at May 07, 2015 08:02 AM (xVgrA)
So mean, Vic. The Megyn Kelly link goes to a picture of Donald Trump.
I wish someone would shove a sock in his mouth and shave that animal
off of his head with a rusty razor and some rubbing alcohol. Too harsh?
Posted by: no good deed at May 07, 2015 07:47 AM (GgxVX)
I didn't clear out the Trump shortcut first.
Megynn Kelly says the Jihadis have won. And I see she has let her hair grow back out now.
I could not find the original article but here is the same one at a different site.
http://bit.ly/1EZ4gW2
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 08:02 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: no good deed at May 07, 2015 08:02 AM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 07, 2015 08:02 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2015 08:02 AM (go6ud)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 07, 2015 08:03 AM (hSlC9)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2015 08:03 AM (mGBKM)
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 07, 2015 08:04 AM (lkXeQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2015 08:04 AM (St6BJ)
die.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 07, 2015 08:04 AM (/YYtw)
This is really horrible. Never, never, ever, call the cops to "teach your kid a lesson."
Have to note, though, that the father actually said his son was "turning his life around." Hoo-boy!
Long ago, I was arguing with my son outside our business, and cops got called. Son got charged with domestic violence for beating me up, despite me standing there telling the officer we were just loud, not physical. (I may have semi-playfully kicked son in the butt at one point, as we argued, but son took karate; could've kicked me in half if he'd been of a mind to.)
As a bonus, I got to see how the cops lie - initial report I saw in court said something about me lifting my pants leg to show where son'd kicked me - and even altered arrest reports - that part disappeared from the report later. All SOP, apparently, in Law Law Land.
But at least my son lived.
Not down on cops, generally. System sucks, on the whole, and I sympathize that domestic violence calls must be a prime driver of booze sales at cop bars. But some cops could do better.
Posted by: mindful webworker- experienced dad at May 07, 2015 08:04 AM (uDclo)
Congressman Upton was up for one of those sweet sweet committe chair
positions and Promised (pinky swears) to remove the bulb restrictions he
had earlier put in place. He got the chair. We got no bulbs. Oh by the
way, he is a Republican. Sorta
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at May 07, 2015 07:48 AM (PHxng)
He is a big time RINO.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 08:04 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 07, 2015 08:05 AM (/YYtw)
Pray for Islamic Imam Anjem Choudary. that the "Holy Plank of Chastisement" would hit him over the head (metaphorically speaking) that would be enlightened by God give up his violence and not be a tool of the Father of Lies.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2015 08:05 AM (MeuoO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2015 08:04 AM (St6BJ)
Then you answered your question - a member of El Partido Republicano Legado is a fiend.
Posted by: steveegg at May 07, 2015 08:06 AM (cL79m)
Now see? You are being unreasonable.
/humorous emoji
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 07, 2015 08:06 AM (lkXeQ)
If I wanted Seattle weather, I'd live in frigging Seattle.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 07, 2015 08:07 AM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 07, 2015 08:08 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grey Fox at May 07, 2015 08:08 AM (a42f0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2015 08:08 AM (MeuoO)
http://goo.gl/qWcIsg
It wasnt the father's truck but was owned by the company the father worked for. The guy rammed a police car. There is video.
Posted by: Bruce J at May 07, 2015 08:09 AM (iQIUe)
When I make this comment, the dump will appear...
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2015 08:10 AM (cCGjf)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2015 08:10 AM (cCGjf)
Not quite yet. Wait for it...wait for it.....
Posted by: steveegg at May 07, 2015 08:11 AM (cL79m)
15 minute commute to work.
Filling up every other week instead of every other day.
Real office, real desk, boss not a passive-aggressive sociopath.
So glad I GTFO Maryland.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 07, 2015 08:12 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 07, 2015 08:12 AM (VctSv)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Not quite yet. Wait for it...wait for it.....
Waiting.......waiting.....
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 07, 2015 08:12 AM (/YYtw)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 07, 2015 08:12 AM (/YYtw)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2015 08:13 AM (cCGjf)
Stupid kid. Had plenty of opportunities to comply, decided to use the vehicle with lethal force instead.
Dipshit.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 07, 2015 08:15 AM (oVJmc)
/does pee-pee dance
Mop on aisle 2. Mop on aisle 3. Mop on aisle 4, please.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 07, 2015 08:15 AM (/YYtw)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2015 08:16 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at May 07, 2015 08:17 AM (8W5zZ)
--
He also screamed that Shariah was coming to America. Oh yes, it was. I watched that vermin on the Hannity segment with Geller last night. Choudry is a vile, evil man. I kept wishing an anvil would drop on him and split his head wide open.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2015 08:19 AM (mqvwC)
In fact, everyone should get what they want.
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 07, 2015 08:19 AM (lkXeQ)
In fact, everyone should get what they want.
Yay! Dead muzzies from sea to shining sea!
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 07, 2015 08:20 AM (/YYtw)
The UK deserves what it gets. Millibrand makes Tony Blair look like Churchill.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 08:21 AM (659DL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2015 08:22 AM (MeuoO)
Heh.
Let's see how the people in say, Ala-freaking-bama feel about that.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 08:23 AM (659DL)
That imam needs to spend some time in the graybar hotel.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 07, 2015 08:23 AM (V70Uh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2015 08:24 AM (MeuoO)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 07, 2015 08:26 AM (8W5zZ)
http://tinyurl.com/k3x4dmg
Guy in trouble with the Feds for publishing instructions on how to 'print' a gun with one of those '3-D printers'.
Something about arms trafficking. Fines and 20 years in prison possible.
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 07, 2015 08:26 AM (lkXeQ)
In fact, everyone should get what they want.
Gateway Pundit:
ISIS Twitter Account: "Wanted: The Head of Barack Obama"
No comment necessary.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 07, 2015 08:26 AM (/YYtw)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 07, 2015 08:27 AM (VctSv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2015 08:27 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2015 08:28 AM (cCGjf)
Posted by: @votermom at May 07, 2015 08:28 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 07, 2015 08:29 AM (oVJmc)
See what Pam Geller has driven them to?
Hate filled rhetoric, all he fault of that evil woman.
Shun her
Drown her
Burn her
Place her in the Stocks
Pam is going to bring about a world wide war.
Yup....all her fault.
/s
Just in case
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 08:30 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2015 08:30 AM (MeuoO)
Posted by: DangerGirl at May 07, 2015 08:31 AM (mZLmb)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 07, 2015 08:31 AM (VctSv)
I didn't see murderous thugs threatening people with death after Piss Christ was displayed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2015 08:32 AM (MeuoO)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2015 08:02 AM (go6ud)
You sure? Can I get a fact check on that?
Posted by: Stoat (R) at May 07, 2015 08:33 AM (UsgHM)
Heh.
Let's see how the people in say, Ala-freaking-bama feel about that.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 08:23 AM (659DL)
They will feel exactly how we tell them to feel, serf. And there's not a damned thing you can do or will do about it.
- - the MFM and your rulers in government.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2015 08:33 AM (zF6Iw)
Rick Santorum, the paper cut + lemon juice of the Republican Party.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 08:34 AM (659DL)
That's a cool video, but if it were me I'd forget the drone and focus on the squirrel eating my face.
Posted by: Wodeshed at May 07, 2015 08:35 AM (OeJe4)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 07, 2015 08:26 AM (8W5zZ)
I expect the Catholic Church's response to be tearful apologies to the GayKK and begging for forgiveness for their thoughtcrime.
Yes, I am that cynical. If her cardinals and bishops won't bring the hammer down on blatant apostates like Nancy Pelosi, what makes you think they'll find strength to resist the Pinkshirts?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2015 08:36 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Wodeshed at May 07, 2015 08:36 AM (OeJe4)
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 07, 2015 08:37 AM (lkXeQ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 08:37 AM (659DL)
Yeah and, on top of that, Piss Christ was partly funded by the US Government via an art grant.
So it's okay for the government to pay for art that offends a large portion of its citizenry, but it's not okay for a private citizen to hold a private meeting where artists, on their own dime, draw Ol' Mo cartoons and enter them into a contest because the muzzies will be butthurt and will respond with violence? Doncha just love the hypocrisy.
Posted by: RickZ at May 07, 2015 08:38 AM (dZY6Z)
Biden is still the master though.
Posted by: bananaDream at May 07, 2015 08:39 AM (zoiGB)
Completely unrelated, Natalie Portman made news.
Natalie Portman was also in V for Vendetta, another movie I liked.
Thus I ponder my conflicting emotions.
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 07, 2015 08:39 AM (lkXeQ)
I would love to invite these peopleand the Jihadis to one of our many snake handling churches, just so they can see who they would be f*cking with.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 07, 2015 08:39 AM (jhRZ+)
If churches and church-affiliated schools lose tax-exempt status for not endorsing ghey "marriage," what will the response be?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 07, 2015 08:26 AM (8W5zZ)
The schools will have to close. Churches, who knows. My church is financially strong, and working on building a new physical structure, but we're also starting a ministry of home-based meetings. They'll come after those, too, of course.
If you mean public response, as in opinion, I don't see the current American public caring a whole heck of a lot.
Granted, they'll find out really fast who's been feeding, clothing, and housing the poor, fixing up neighborhoods, counseling the hopeless, keeping jails and prisons from getting worse, etc., but they'll just expect Uncle Sugar to fill the gap.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 07, 2015 08:40 AM (yxw0r)
If churches and church-affiliated schools lose tax-exempt status for not endorsing ghey "marriage," what will the response be?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 07, 2015 08:26 AM (8W5zZ)
I expect the Catholic Church's response to be tearful apologies to the GayKK and begging for forgiveness for their thoughtcrime.
Yes, I am that cynical. If her cardinals and bishops won't bring the
hammer down on blatant apostates like Nancy Pelosi, what makes you
think they'll find strength to resist the Pinkshirts?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2015 08:36 AM (zF6Iw)
Being a cradle Catholic, I agree. The USCCB rolled over for Obamacare - only to find it biting them in the ass when abortion came into the mix.
We, Catholics nay all of us Christians, need to stand up and grow a pair. God helps those who help themselves. While prayer is an important part of one's life, doesn't anybody think that the petitions we send up to God Almighty are answered by Him saying "Get up off your duff, stand up for what you believe in!!!!"??
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at May 07, 2015 08:41 AM (DlmoZ)
In years past, I've done this on my truck. This year we went all-in. We keep saying, this is silly, we should adjust the clocks. But we haven't.
Oh, sure, the computers and cells all advanced themselves automatically. But the mantle clock, the microwave, the coffee maker, the clocks in the cars, all the ones that would have to be hand-re-set? They're still on Central Standard Time.
For me, while DST is in effect, the morning thread goes up (sometimes) around 4am.
Some observations from this experiment:
Milady and I have to go through mental and verbal gyrations every time one even asks the other, what time is it: "It's Noon, sun time."
To go from home to town is to drive into another time zone.
Have to remind visitors who need to leave by a certain time that our clocks are "wrong."
We have to remember that even though our clock says it's almost 8pm, liquor stores in Oklahoma are about to close because they think it's 9.
Mind games lonely old 'retired' pharts can play? Yeah. But, if one household does it, we're kooks. If two households do it, we're a club. But if three! if three households quit changing over to DST, it's a Movement.
The Daylight Saving Time Resistance Movement wants homes and businesses to join us in defeating this diabolical violation of true timekeeping, by simply adhering to God's Time (as adjusted locally for time zone continuity). "This Business Keeps Standard Time" window posters available from the DSTRM CafePress shop.
By next year, this could be viral!
Or maybe Milady and I will just reset our clocks.
Posted by: mindful webworker - time bandit at May 07, 2015 08:42 AM (uDclo)
That would be drastic change-it's not like rules on fasting/eating meat.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2015 08:42 AM (MeuoO)
Posted by: Limousine Liberals at May 07, 2015 08:44 AM (0FSuD)
Granted, they'll find out really fast who's been feeding, clothing, and
housing the poor, fixing up neighborhoods, counseling the hopeless,
keeping jails and prisons from getting worse, etc., but they'll just
expect Uncle Sugar to fill the gap.
Interesting enough - MA passed a law requiring all adoption agencies in the state to allow adoptions to gay couples. Catholic Charities ran a large adoption agency in that state. Law passed, they tried to force the issue with Catholic Charities. Catholic Charities ended up closing down their adoption agency instead.
Hooray for them for standing up. But we need MORE of this. Regrettably though, it is those of whom we are called to serve that suffer from these tyrannical decrees.
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at May 07, 2015 08:45 AM (DlmoZ)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 08:46 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2015 08:42 AM (MeuoO)
Quite true, FS. And I'm speaking as a lapsed Catholic, myself. But I will observe that, where money is concerned (and losing tax-exempt status concerns a lot of money), it's amazing how quickly a process can move.
The Church needs an Innocent III, and all she has is Francis.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2015 08:47 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2015 08:49 AM (MeuoO)
http://tinyurl.com/obfumv9
Posted by: Limousine Liberals at May 07, 2015 08:44 AM (0FSuD)
Folks are claiming that vid is staged.
http://tinyurl.com/nudymun
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 08:50 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Darth Vader at May 07, 2015 08:50 AM (hSlC9)
2 Thessalonians 3: 10 is, however.
"For even when we were with you, we would give you this command: If anyone is not willing to work, let him not eat."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 08:51 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Darth Vader at May 07, 2015 08:50 AM (hSlC9)
You will take our croissants and we will like it.
Posted by: The French at May 07, 2015 08:54 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 07, 2015 08:55 AM (0FSuD)
http://tinyurl.com/ndej6q9
Doesn't like military recruitment ads on sports programs.
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 07, 2015 08:56 AM (lkXeQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2015 08:57 AM (MeuoO)
http://tinyurl.com/nkk8sjo
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 08:57 AM (fWAjv)
There are no clocks in my house. The only timepieces are on your phone, your wrist or on the TV channel guide you can have the food prepared and the beer chilled when playoff hockey starts.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 07, 2015 08:58 AM (60Vyp)
Sounds like one part of Turdburglar wasn't slimmed down. IYKWIM.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 07, 2015 08:59 AM (/YYtw)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2015 09:02 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at May 07, 2015 09:03 AM (3ZtZW)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/for-rick-
perry-and-the-lone-survivor-a-father-son-
relationship/2015/04/29/4c8cb0da-ed5e-11e4-8abc-
d6aa3bad79dd_story.html?tid=hpModule_ba0d4c2a-
86a2-11e2-9d71-f0feafdd1394
You'll notice that the story is in the Washington Post-
so the fact that it's positive is a huge surprise.
What unfortunately is not a surprise is the comment section-
Progtards gotta get their ProgPuke(TM) all over everything.
Read the story(really it's great- I wish Perry could make a comeback)-
then read the comments...Ugh, there's simply no there there. The Left's humanity has simply up and left for North Koreaville. All enemies all the time - that's all they know. That's their life.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2015 09:03 AM (KUa85)
----
Will they cater a gay wedding though???
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 09:04 AM (fWAjv)
Like the art Olympics. Countries have pavilions and politics are in your face. For instance, one year the Russia Pavillion had an instillation where they literally showered female guests in glittering gold flakes.
China is expected to have the biggest installation this year
But most provocative is the Iceland Pavillion. The artist is using a very old Catholic Church as the place for the exhibition. And turned it into Venices first Mosque
Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 07, 2015 09:05 AM (T6Fsq)
What gun did you buy?
Posted by: Saxon at May 07, 2015 09:05 AM (xms+a)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 09:04 AM (fWAjv)
That's the only kind of "wedding" that is allowed to be catered to in the ObamiNation.
Posted by: steveegg at May 07, 2015 09:07 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 09:07 AM (fWAjv)
Looks like the police and the NFL's fake posturing about domestic violence just cost this young man 7-10 million dollars. I'd sue their asses off.
Posted by: Blacksheep at May 07, 2015 09:08 AM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2015 09:09 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 07, 2015 09:11 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 07, 2015 09:12 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Mainah at May 07, 2015 09:12 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Just some guy at May 07, 2015 09:13 AM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Fritz at May 07, 2015 09:13 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: FCF at May 07, 2015 09:14 AM (kejii)
So, McDonald's modeled the new Hamburglar and Grimace after-
TFG and his lovely wife?
Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2015 09:14 AM (KUa85)
Yep. Let's put them on Lifetime. You know, to hit the new target demo.
It is time for that guy to go home.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 09:15 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 09:15 AM (659DL)
'excitement' to the brand and used the phrase 'modern, progressive
burger company' several times to describe the image McDonald's wants to
convey.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 09:04 AM (fWAjv)
Time to sell that stock.
This sort of vaporing means that the idiots have control of the marketing, and no-one at the corporate management level thinks that it is either bad, or has that ability to rein them in.
Fools, idiots and weaklings don't run things well. And the head office is always the last to feel the pain when the company hits the ditch.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2015 09:15 AM (t//F+)
Dear OK folks. My facebook friend in OKposted this last night: "they just announced that the tiger safari down by Tuttle took a direct hit from one of the many, many tornadoes and there are tigers on the lose!!!"
So I hope everyone is watching out for tigers!
Posted by: Lea at May 07, 2015 09:16 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 07, 2015 09:16 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2015 09:18 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 07, 2015 09:19 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 09:21 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: steveegg at May 07, 2015 09:22 AM (cL79m)
Kicks the cat, stomps out
Posted by: bystander at May 07, 2015 09:22 AM (hKyl0)
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at May 07, 2015 09:23 AM (DlmoZ)
Breitbart, four Clinton Foundation trustees charged or convicted of financial crime.
The Clinton's themselves are, of course, innocent victims.
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 07, 2015 09:23 AM (lkXeQ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2015 09:24 AM (2cS/G)
I had a science teacher -- sixth or seventh grade -- who brought in a little hand powered generator. He dared the guys in the class to hold a wire in each hand, then he'd crank it. Of course I had to do it, but I wasn't the first. Couldn't let go, dropped right to my knees. Eyes watered. Maybe 30 seconds.
Somebody ratted him out, end of manhood challenge. To me, who went on to a career working with electricity, it was a valuable lesson.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 07, 2015 06:35 AM (xQX/f)
TA-312 Field phone, wire, new Army Private at his first duty station.
Some assembly required.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2015 09:24 AM (ewiBW)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 07, 2015 09:24 AM (mt2jL)
Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 07, 2015 09:24 AM (T6Fsq)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 07, 2015 09:25 AM (/YYtw)
Posted by: Aviator at May 07, 2015 09:25 AM (lQeho)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 07, 2015 09:25 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 07, 2015 09:25 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: maddogg at May 07, 2015 09:25 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 07, 2015 09:25 AM (kff5f)
http://tinyurl.com/ns7xjan
not this horseshit...
http://tinyurl.com/np4b357
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 09:26 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 07, 2015 09:26 AM (mt2jL)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2015 09:26 AM (2cS/G)
The varmint rifle must have changed since the one my grampa had (and now I have). It's just a basic .22LR bolt, just a little shorter than usual.
And when the reason you have it is gophers, prairie dogs, and the occasional coyote, it works just fine.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 07, 2015 09:27 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Lea at May 07, 2015 09:16 AM
Ainsworth: I'm afraid we've got a bit of a problem...you see one of our officers has lost a leg. We think it's a tiger.
Soldier: In Africa?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2015 09:27 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2015 09:26 AM (2cS/G)
Have you seen Allen's 30-foot-deep fire pit?
Posted by: steveegg at May 07, 2015 09:27 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: maddogg at May 07, 2015 09:28 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 07, 2015 09:28 AM (T6Fsq)
He's talking about the AR.
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 07, 2015 09:28 AM (mt2jL)
----------------------------
Yep. Flying back there today. What do you want to know?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2015 09:28 AM (UcGzO)
It is sorting of the ones with little foresight and an object lesson for the rest.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2015 09:29 AM (t//F+)
This is not going to end well.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 09:15 AM (659DL)
They'll have a series of commercials culminating with Hamburglar and Mayor McCheese having a gay wedding and adopting Ronald McDonald as their son. Then they'll give away apple slices and fries made with canola oil to all the little boys and girls.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 07, 2015 09:29 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 07, 2015 09:27 AM (kff5f)
What I consider a varmint rifle is usually .22 caliber, has a muzzle velocity in excess of 3000 fps. and will reliably hit a crow at 250 yards on a calm day. The .22 LR is a small game cartridge.
Posted by: maddogg at May 07, 2015 09:30 AM (xWW96)
This is not going to end well.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 09:15 AM (659DL)
You know, I was just thinking, has there ever been any outcry over Mc.D's shift in marketing over the past 10(?) years? That's a WAG on my part, but to me, Mc.D's has shifted its advertising towards blacks. I'd be really interested to see if there's any demographic data on who eats there, and if so, if that is part of the expalanation. Or, am I just way off in my perception of the ads? It just seems like if that were true, the marketing shift would be such an easy target for Michelle.
Posted by: Mainah at May 07, 2015 09:31 AM (659DL)
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 07, 2015 09:25 AM (kff5f)
How about we just melt the stones with AGW friendly sunlight!
http://tinyurl.com/q4omeuz
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 09:31 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Can Santa fit Kate Upton down my chimney?
Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 07, 2015 09:31 AM (/Ho8c)
Anyone familiar with the SLC airport?
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Yep. Flying back there today. What do you want to know?
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Is a 50 minute layover there reasonable / doable?
Posted by: Aviator at May 07, 2015 09:31 AM (lQeho)
Ah. Whoops, that's what I get for not reading all the comments, I guess.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 07, 2015 09:32 AM (kff5f)
I'm confused. Is this a three-way match?
The act is ours; the consequences God's, as the old saying goes.
Life Explained in 27 Seconds
https://youtu.be/L9VBpbnXhWk
Posted by: mindful webworker - time bandit at May 07, 2015 09:32 AM (uDclo)
Not a member, and never have been. Bunch of leftists and politicos.
Posted by: TheNewGuy at May 07, 2015 09:32 AM (mb9QQ)
http://tinyurl.com/q4omeuz
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 09:31 AM (fWAjv)
You rang? I don't even need a magnifying glass to pull that trick off.
Posted by: Global Thermonuclear War at May 07, 2015 09:33 AM (cL79m)
Location, location, location.
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 07, 2015 09:33 AM (lkXeQ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 07, 2015 09:34 AM (60Vyp)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 09:34 AM (fWAjv)
The only problem with that is that your target has to sit still (and be small enough to put in the focal point).
Though it's nice to see a working version of the Archimedes Mirror.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 07, 2015 09:35 AM (kff5f)
Because progressives hate them.
Because my former Governor said I could not own one.
Because it's like playing with adult Legos
Because it makes a loud bang.
Because it's reasonably accurate for government work
But mostly....
because it pisses off Liberals.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 09:35 AM (VPLuQ)
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Sure. It's not that big so getting to connecting flight won't be a problem. Bonus - there are smoking rooms inside security should you be so inclined.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2015 09:36 AM (UcGzO)
Wait for it...
...
...
...
...
We're going to need a wider chimney.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 09:36 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 09:36 AM (wlDny)
In the past month or so, Drudge has been linking scary stories about McD's cratering profits. Now the stuff about "progressive" marketing.
Desperate flailing.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2015 09:36 AM (ewiBW)
Posted by: maddogg at May 07, 2015 09:37 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 07, 2015 09:37 AM (lkXeQ)
https://youtu.be/L9VBpbnXhWk
Posted by: mindful webworker - time bandit at May 07, 2015 09:32 AM (uDclo)
Thanks, just sent that to my entire family!
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 07, 2015 09:38 AM (0FSuD)
I was discussing the relative merits of the two major battle rifle/semi-auto rifle platforms (AR vs AK) a couple of weeks ago (he knows far more about these than I do). For my money, if I can only have one in modern society, I'll take the AR.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 07, 2015 09:38 AM (kff5f)
Chick filet, maybe, if I was in the mood.
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 07, 2015 09:39 AM (lkXeQ)
Good old-fashioned fascism.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 07, 2015 09:39 AM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 09:35 AM
Cut. Jib. Newsletter.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2015 09:39 AM (h4vJk)
7 hours 20 mins and the polls close in the UK. How did the brits swing so left? Worse, Ed Millibrand is a total goof. If you have ever heard him speak you will see what an idiot he is.
Posted by: Bruce J at May 07, 2015 09:39 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Mainah at May 07, 2015 09:31 AM (659DL)
I think this may answer your question.
http://tinyurl.com/abbd49j
365Black.com - an official McDonald's website.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 09:39 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Fritz at May 07, 2015 09:13 AM (UzPAd)
People keep trying to compare Deflategate to the Saints' bounty program, or even the Pats' spying thing.
A better comparison I think, would be the George Brett pine tar incident from eons ago. Yes, it's against the rules, but nobody was doing anything to enforce it, and it was never a big deal, until it became a big deal, mainly due to who it involved.
So fine, go ahead and give Tom a slap-on-the-wrist punishment, even though you STILL have no proof he did anything wrong, but since it takes people's minds off NFL players who beat up women and children... for a little while at least. Apparently Gloria Alred is getting involved with the chick who accused Ray Washington and now Ahmad Brooks of sexual assault. This should be fun.
Deflated balls for everybody!
Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2015 09:40 AM (TOk1P)
I worked at McPukils while in college some. What a shitty place to work.
I would prefer digging ditches in the hot sun. I don't eat there, ever.
Posted by: maddogg at May 07, 2015 09:37 AM (xWW96)
I worked there in HS, a LONG time ago, the 60's. Place was spotless and workers were nice, although not that bright.
I could do change, aka math, in my head. Manager couldn't so he really got pissed I didn't use the cash register. I didn't last long.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 07, 2015 09:40 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2015 09:41 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 09:35 AM (VPLuQ)
All true. But I piss off liberals by telling them I can and have built my own guns. That really scares the shit outta their brainless asses. I become a master of evil right there if front of their faces, and scary, scary.
Posted by: maddogg at May 07, 2015 09:41 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Bruce J at May 07, 2015 09:39 AM (iQIUe)
Point of order - they never really swung Right, at least as we understand Right.
Posted by: steveegg at May 07, 2015 09:42 AM (cL79m)
Same here.
But....the bigest reason, the mostess reason, the largest reason that I currently have several of them is so that I can piss off liberals.
It's my own personal "Piss Christ" for liberals.
A "Fcuk you...I can" sort of thing.
Maybe not the most Christ like position on my part.
But I think the big guy will understand.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 09:43 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: maddogg at May 07, 2015 09:43 AM (xWW96)
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No facts Vic, but (as you probably know) the West Side Highway is just a few blocks to the west of Times Square. I expect the Feds are talking about it.
Posted by: Hillary I, Maximus-Elect at May 07, 2015 09:43 AM (FCsIb)
major battle rifle/semi-auto rifle platforms (AR vs AK) a couple of
weeks ago (he knows far more about these than I do). For my money, if I
can only have one in modern society, I'll take the AR.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 07, 2015 09:38 AM (kff5f)
Agreed. It's a much more versatile weapon, and much more effective in certain situations. Plus, a lot of us have quite a bit of experience with it. Muscle memory matters when confronted with a crisis situation. If I had to reach for my AR, I wouldn't much have to think about the weapon, and could concentrate more on the circumstances at hand.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2015 09:44 AM (TOk1P)
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That's why I stick with Professional Wrestling instead.
Posted by: Roy at May 07, 2015 09:44 AM (VndSC)
Hey fappers. This weeks seems like it will never end. Ugh.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2015 09:09 AM (2Ojst)
Tell me about it. Have to drive from CLT to ATL on I-85 for a wedding.
Over/Under on how many trucks I see or pass? 1,000? 5,000? Sure seems like it.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 07, 2015 09:44 AM (0FSuD)
OH, I would drive cross town for that.
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 07, 2015 09:45 AM (lkXeQ)
Sure. It's not that big so getting to connecting
flight won't be a problem. Bonus - there are smoking rooms inside
security should you be so inclined.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Thanks
Posted by: Aviator at May 07, 2015 09:45 AM (lQeho)
7 hours 20 mins and the polls close in the UK. How did the brits swing so left? Worse, Ed Millibrand is a total goof. If you have ever heard him speak you will see what an idiot he is.
Posted by: Bruce J at May 07, 2015 09:39 AM (iQIUe)
Reaction to the class system. WWI. The collapse of the ruling class's self-confidence. End of empire. Take your pick.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 07, 2015 09:45 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 09:46 AM (fWAjv)
I'm sorry. I hate ATL traffic, and I don't even have to drive in it all that often.
Still, at least it isn't Boston.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 07, 2015 09:46 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: flounder at May 07, 2015 09:47 AM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2015 09:47 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: @votermom at May 07, 2015 09:47 AM (cbfNE)
Well,
at least it will put an end to the scourge of Islamophobia that is
destroying Europe. Milibrand will accomplish this by using the proven
method of banning certain thoughts and speech since it has so worked so
well in the past.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 07, 2015 09:47 AM (1BQGO)
Right there with you. Simple, one-step process for any business to never get another penny of my money.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2015 09:48 AM (go6ud)
No argument.
That's why I said "In modern society."
When I have all the conveniences of modern society, an AR is a better platform.
Take away all those conveniences, and the AK becomes the better platform, simply because of its reliability.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 07, 2015 09:48 AM (kff5f)
Primary reason why I eat there as often as I can?
Yup...you guessed it.
Pisses liberals off.
I even take the time to say "Goin to Chick-fil-a, you want anything?.
Or if i'm in a really pissy mood "I'm grabbing something to eat, you want a milk shake or fries?".
And hand them something from Chick-fil-a when I return.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 09:48 AM (VPLuQ)
7 hours 20 mins and the polls close in the UK. How did the brits swing so left?
Headline in the Franfurter Allgemeine says "Good-bye Margaret Thatcher". Story says Brits have stopped believing in her free market message.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 07, 2015 09:48 AM (JtwS4)
Got Jim'n'Nicks in my little corner of FMJL, which I like greatly. Though as always, best BBQ is smaller local joints. The idea of a truly national BBQ chain makes me sad, 'cause you know quality will go in the crapper.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 07, 2015 09:48 AM (DT3rQ)
Chik Fil-A restaurants are spotless and the kids working there are polite and friendly. What a bunch of rebels.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 09:48 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 07, 2015 09:46 AM (DT3rQ)
How can you tell? In Atlanta at least they stop at stoplights.
My son apologized to me, said he had become an asshole Atlanta driver that cuts you off and tailgates you.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 07, 2015 09:49 AM (0FSuD)
beef, sweet potato pie, potato salad, pickles, sausage, wraps, burgers,
dinner plate.
City BBQ's got most of that. No burgers (no grill, just smoked meats) and wraps are an abomination unto God anyway...
Oh hey, now I know what I'm getting for lunch.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 07, 2015 09:49 AM (ZKzrr)
The Archbishop of Canterbury finally spoke against jihadis? Will wonders never cease! This paragon of liberalism must finally be feeling a little nervous about the decline of western civilization, which he has done so much to cause.
Posted by: MTF at May 07, 2015 09:49 AM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae
H8R!
How dare you enjoy delicious chicken products!
Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 07, 2015 09:50 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 07, 2015 09:46 AM
True, that. I live about 20 miles north of the city. Took me 1:45 to get into town this morning. I don't know what it is, but from about the end of April vacation to the week school lets out in June, traffic here goes straight to hell.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2015 09:50 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2015 09:50 AM (2Ojst)
I only rode in Boston traffic. A few times, twelve years ago.
I'd be in mortal fear of my life if I had to drive there today.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 07, 2015 09:51 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: MTF at May 07, 2015 09:51 AM (FCsIb)
--
And someone goes around offering customers free drink refills.
OMG So offensive!
Btw, our local CFA is where local cops grab lunch. Probably why the Walmart in the same parking lot is so safe.
Posted by: @votermom at May 07, 2015 09:52 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: MTF at May 07, 2015 09:49 AM (FCsIb)
It always kills me when somebody who cluelessly acts in a way calculated to damage Western society turns around at a certain point and decries the degradation of Western society. It's like driving a mile over broken glass and being stunned that you have a flat tire.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 07, 2015 09:53 AM (RD7QR)
I only rode in Boston traffic. A few times, twelve years ago.
I'd be in mortal fear of my life if I had to drive there today.
I once drove in Sao Paulo. I believe is was purely Boston Combat Driving that prepared me for it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 07, 2015 09:53 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 09:48 AM (659DL)
Don't know if it's common but the when I was there two weeks ago we had workers come and throw away our trash and asked if we needed our drinks refreshed.
Funny you don't see Chick-Fil-A workers bitching about 15 dollars!!!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 09:54 AM (fWAjv)
My local one offers a discount to cops, is that a chain-wide thing?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 07, 2015 09:54 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 09:54 AM (fWAjv)
--
And someone goes around offering customers free drink refills.
OMG So offensive!
Posted by: @votermom
They really should all check their Western Civilization privilege.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 07, 2015 09:55 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2015 09:55 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 07, 2015 09:50 AM (/Ho8c)
May we rekkomin the chikkin?
Posted by: Tha Cowz at May 07, 2015 09:55 AM (xWW96)
fucking Ben
Posted by: Soothie at May 07, 2015 09:55 AM (cCGjf)
He wasnt the archbishop but he was the dean of canterbury -- the red dead of canterbury.
What a tool!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hewlett_Johnson
Posted by: Bruce J at May 07, 2015 09:55 AM (iQIUe)
Only reason I don't eat Chik-fil-A every day is expense and variety. Two...two reasons...the only two reasons I don't eat at CfA every day are expense, variety, and location...the three reasons are...
I'll come in again.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 07, 2015 09:56 AM (DT3rQ)
Sigh.
Posted by: LadyS at May 07, 2015 09:56 AM (xYNhJ)
Posted by: @votermom at May 07, 2015 09:56 AM (cbfNE)
Why am I not seeing this on every RW site if we're so obsessed with it?
Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2015 09:57 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 09:57 AM (fWAjv)
Every...and I do mean every CFA that we have ever eaten at is the same way.
The employees are always the friendliest.
The restaurants are the cleanest.
The salads always look the freshest.
So even if pissing off liberals wasn't a good reason to eat there, I would still eat there.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 09:57 AM (VPLuQ)
OMG So offensive!
I never had the feeling someone working at CfA disdained me or resented me for actually, well, making them work. Compare/contrast to most other fast food joints.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 07, 2015 09:57 AM (DT3rQ)
Because people think an M1 Garand is overkill.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 07, 2015 09:57 AM (/YYtw)
You know how you used to feed your tropical fish at the same time every day and after a while your little fishies would be waiting for you near the surface?
That's us right now.
Posted by: Soothie at May 07, 2015 09:58 AM (cCGjf)
I only rode in Boston traffic. A few times, twelve years ago.
I'd be in mortal fear of my life if I had to drive there today.
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Try Jakarta. The only saving grace is that a substantial percentage of the traffic is on motorbikes, so your odds of survival inside a vehicle are improved.
Actually, the worst I ever saw was in Cairo. The expats have a saying: 'The Pyramids took hundreds of years to build, using only human power. If they had had trucks and cranes, they would be half finished by now.'
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2015 09:58 AM (eW+UG)
Yes, the gun muggles actually believe that. They've never heard of California's senator Leland Yee, nor gun-trafficking and smuggling. Naive idiots.
Have fun with your new instrument of evil!
Posted by: Guns Gardens and Yarn at May 07, 2015 09:58 AM (/K1AJ)
Ummm....what?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 09:58 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 07, 2015 09:53 AM (JtwS4)
You haven lived till you've had to dodge donkey carts on a 8 lane highway in the middle east. What fun
Posted by: wrg500 at May 07, 2015 09:58 AM (kQBSd)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 09:59 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: @votermom at May 07, 2015 10:00 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 10:00 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Soothie at May 07, 2015 09:55 AM (cCGjf)
The rest of us didn't need to know that.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 07, 2015 10:00 AM (kff5f)
*pisses self*
Posted by: The modern leftard at May 07, 2015 10:00 AM (xWW96)
Yep, that Madcow dude's entire show last night was about how conservatives are all obsessed that Wal Mart is partnering with the Obama administration to turn a bunch of mysteriously-closed Wal Marts into depots for all our guns that the gubmint is going to confiscate, and that these closed Wal Marts have secret tunnels leading to the camps.
I could not make this up.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2015 10:00 AM (7ObY1)
Hey, remember that time there was an outragey boycott and the quarterly profits set a record?
Along these lines--for any that watched Modern Family last night, it will shortly be on the SPLC watch list. The gay couple made fun of gay outrages of the week with the storyline centering on...you guessed it...a restaurant.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 10:01 AM (659DL)
For the Children.....
and shit.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 10:01 AM (VPLuQ)
How much tax credit?
Not because I'm interested in getting rid of any EBRs I don't have, but because I need to know what the new base price on the black market is going to be.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 07, 2015 10:01 AM (kff5f)
Some have dual drive thru's and some have people out walking the line with tablets taking orders.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 07, 2015 10:02 AM (/YYtw)
Or if i'm in a really pissy mood "I'm grabbing something to eat, you want a milk shake or fries?".
And hand them something from Chick-fil-a when I return.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 09:48 AM (VPLuQ)
*snort*
That's subversive, mean, and aggressively assholeish.
I approve, wholeheartedly.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2015 10:02 AM (ewiBW)
Sounds legit, if Masonic Five-O is doing the seizing.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 10:03 AM (659DL)
fucking Ben
Posted by: Soothie at May 07, 2015 09:55 AM (cCGjf)
The rest of us didn't need to know that.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 07, 2015 10:04 AM (JtwS4)
The one I go to on lunch here in Irving has *both* a line wrapping around the building twice (and sometimes out into the street) AND people outside taking orders on tablets.
But they don't have room for the double line.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 07, 2015 10:04 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Soothie at May 07, 2015 10:05 AM (cCGjf)
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 07, 2015 10:05 AM (UnJ7w)
I approve, wholeheartedly.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2015 10:02 AM (ewiBW)
*snort* That's hilarious.
Not that need for such subversive tactics comes up much in DFW Texas.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 07, 2015 10:05 AM (kff5f)
The one over on 114 & 377? in Roanoke does. And they manage to keep the orders straight.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 07, 2015 10:06 AM (/YYtw)
Universe Quantum Field Fluctuation '16
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 10:06 AM (659DL)
Don't tell that foolish woman, but if you subsidize the market like this, you'll get more of them! Or so I've heard.
Like poverty, when subsidized with federal sugar, EBR ownership will spread.
Posted by: MTF at May 07, 2015 10:07 AM (FCsIb)
*smacks hand*
Step off!
http://tinyurl.com/m73bpse
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
*drools*
That's just mean.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 07, 2015 10:07 AM (/Ho8c)
http://tinyurl.com/lb9kvf3
But hell, on a hot summer day I am right with this dude.
http://tinyurl.com/pspmesw
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 10:07 AM (fWAjv)
British programming always makes the country look so clean, green, and right out of Midsomer County. It doesnt. I was watching this 2 hour special of a canal trip, no narration, though they did add birds and water sounds. Derelict abandoned canal boats, trash in the canal every where.
Posted by: Bruce J at May 07, 2015 10:07 AM (iQIUe)
Such an optimist...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 07, 2015 10:07 AM (DT3rQ)
Sportsman's Guide (I know...I know) has S&B 9mm for around $11.39 a box, shipped.
Not bad.
Ordered another 250 rds yesterday
http://tinyurl.com/kc5onoa
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 10:08 AM (VPLuQ)
Agreed. Although India is pretty frigging squarely, particularly when the animals are roaming the roads.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2015 10:08 AM (g1DWB)
I've got one close to my house that does- and, yes- they keep the orders straight.
It's just the location for the one near work (MacArthur & Walnut Hill?) doesn't have room. It's sandwiched in between an Arby's and a Pizza Bell. Of course, people often park in front of the Arby's and/or the Pizza Bell and then walk to Chick-fil-A.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 07, 2015 10:09 AM (kff5f)
At the gym. What a bunch of ignorant cocksuckers here.
"Fox On The Run" is playing on the speakers.
The kids in daycare are screaming.
And the miced up loudmouth aerobics instructrix is barking orders.
Posted by: Soothie at May 07, 2015 10:09 AM (cCGjf)
How much tax credit?
Not because I'm interested in getting rid of any EBRs I don't have, but because I need to know what the new base price on the black market is going to be.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 07, 2015 10:01 AM (kff5f)
An AR lower costs around $100ish after tax, transfer fees etc. And as we all know, BATFEIEIO considers an AR lower to be a complete firearm, regulation-wise.
Any tax credit above $150-200 makes for a damned good incentive to buy lowers and turn them in.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2015 10:09 AM (ewiBW)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 07, 2015 10:07 AM (DT3rQ)
Maybe true...But infinitely better than "If we just elected more Republicans!".
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 07, 2015 10:09 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 07, 2015 10:02 AM (/YYtw)
We're getting a new one up the street that will also be crowded as hell....and they are building it right next to a gym.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 10:10 AM (fWAjv)
That would be better than the mindless dance music they play at my gym.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2015 10:10 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 07, 2015 10:10 AM (VAsIq)
Bay City Rollers, maybe?
Posted by: Soothie at May 07, 2015 10:11 AM (cCGjf)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 07, 2015 10:11 AM (mt2jL)
Apparently we're obsessed with Wal-Mart gun warehouses. Or something.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 10:12 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 07, 2015 10:10 AM (VAsIq)
Someone is boning Ben.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 10:12 AM (fWAjv)
Now playing: if you fee-eel it all oh-over...
Posted by: Soothie at May 07, 2015 10:13 AM (cCGjf)
Did I miss anything, Horde?
Apparently we're obsessed with Wal-Mart gun warehouses. Or something.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 10:12 AM (659DL)
And Kate Upton squeezing down chimneys.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2015 10:13 AM (ewiBW)
The defense in the Dreamiest Terrorist trial want Helen PreJean to testify. Puke. Hate that woman. What is she going to say that has any relevancy. She lies like a rug, too.
Posted by: Bruce J at May 07, 2015 10:13 AM (iQIUe)
I wonder what would happen if I took in like 15 80% lowers to turn in for credit?
If Maryland were to refuse to give me money, but I get a reason from Maryland itself that 80% Lowers are not firearms, it could be a win for me.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 10:13 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2015 10:13 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 07, 2015 10:13 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 07, 2015 10:11 AM
It's on my list of rifles to acquire eventually. Shame they cost so damned much, though.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2015 10:14 AM (h4vJk)
If Maryland were to refuse to give me money, but I get a reason from Maryland itself that 80% Lowers are not firearms, it could be a win for me.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 10:13 AM (VPLuQ)
Does Maryland consider 80%s as firearms? Hadn't known that.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2015 10:14 AM (ewiBW)
Obsessed? No, but it's nice to know where it go for supplies during the burning times.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 07, 2015 10:15 AM (kQBSd)
And Greg Abbott is somehow involved in perpetuating this latest wingnut conspiracy theory.
But I lost track of the insane narrative, because MADDOW.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2015 10:15 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 07, 2015 10:15 AM (lkXeQ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2015 10:15 AM (2cS/G)
Is it a serious committed relationship, or are they just Sport Fcuking?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 10:15 AM (VPLuQ)
If Maryland were to refuse to give me money, but I get a reason from Maryland itself that 80% Lowers are not firearms, it could be a win for me.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 10:13 AM (VPLuQ)
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*ring ring*
*ring ring*
Posted by: BATFE, IRS, EPA, OSHA, and DOJ wanting a conference call at May 07, 2015 10:15 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Roy at May 07, 2015 10:15 AM (VndSC)
I thought the whole point of 80% Lowers was that they "are not firearms." So you could buy the 80% Lower, finish it yourself, and then build a completely unregistered firearm.
Or am I missing something?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 07, 2015 10:15 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 07, 2015 10:16 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2015 10:14 AM (h4vJk)
I want a Tavar with the 9mm conversion kit.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 07, 2015 10:16 AM (kQBSd)
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 07, 2015 10:16 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 07, 2015 10:11 AM (mt2jL)
Not a commie! I swear!
http://tinyurl.com/o2lwc5z
But yes, want a FAL as well.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2015 10:16 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 10:15 AM (VPLuQ)
I hope it's just a drunken sex kind of thing, the guy boning Ben normally spends his time boning monkeys.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 07, 2015 10:17 AM (kff5f)
Well this is interesting.
http://is.gd/pou5HT
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 07, 2015 10:16 AM (ZKzrr)
Free-range long pork.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2015 10:17 AM (ewiBW)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 07, 2015 10:17 AM (8XRCm)
No, but they like to play the wiggle room method of answering every time a question is asked about State gun laws.
So any time one can get a piece of paper with a stated position on it, it's a miracle.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 10:17 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 10:18 AM (659DL)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 07, 2015 10:18 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 07, 2015 10:19 AM (kQBSd)
3/4 oz Vodka
3/4 oz Midori
3/4 oz Chambord
Build and serve in a highball glass.
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 07, 2015 10:19 AM (UnJ7w)
Yep. You can get a DSA manufactured FAL for around two grand.
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 07, 2015 10:19 AM (mt2jL)
"I am very, very upset and disappointed that he was re-lected. I find
his racist comments horrific." Still, she says she doesn't want to
misuse her platform to speak ill of Israel. "I feel like there's some
people who become prominent, and then it's out in the foreign press,"
she added. "You know, shit on Israel. I do not. I don't want to do
that."
Maybe she might take some of her fellow entertainers for sh$tting on Israel?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2015 10:19 AM (2TN4k)
But we're totally not obsessed with Chik-fil-a.
Totally. Not. Obsessed.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 07, 2015 10:19 AM (DT3rQ)
Fileted monkey is kind of gristly.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 10:20 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Baldy at May 07, 2015 10:20 AM (sEXjW)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 07, 2015 10:17 AM (8XRCm)
Heh.
Awesome production on that one. That opening synth and power chord riff just exploded out of the speakers, even on AM radio and with crappy 70s car radios.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2015 10:20 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at May 07, 2015 10:20 AM (rRBI0)
http://is.gd/pou5HT
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 07, 2015 10:16 AM
Hands up everyone who saw this coming and got called a heartless Nazi who just wants to starve poor minority chirrun.
*raises hand*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2015 10:21 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 10:21 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 07, 2015 10:21 AM (PtTYB)
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 07, 2015 10:22 AM (lkXeQ)
That's too far to go even for a Hate Sammich and a Shake of Intolerance.
I think I'll start a write-in campaign to get us a CfA.
(I ate there all the time when I lived down south.)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2015 10:22 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 10:22 AM (659DL)
Some assembly required.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2015 09:24 AM (ewiBW)
*********************
Back in the days when we used to do Prop Blasts for new airborne officers, one of the (many) highlights was that the blastee would take a door position in a mock C-130 door with his hands on the outside of the door that had metal plates affixe d, hooked up to a TA-312. One of the other highlights was that the blastees paid for all the beer, for the privilege of getting prop blasted. Good times.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 07, 2015 10:22 AM (5f5bM)
Not because I'm interested in getting rid of any EBRs I don't have, but because I need to know what the new base price on the black market is going to be."
I believe the proposed tax cred is $2000 spread over two years. What great idea!
Posted by: Guns Gardens and Yarn at May 07, 2015 10:23 AM (/K1AJ)
"Does Maryland consider 80%s as firearms? Hadn't known that."
No, but they like to play the wiggle room method of answering every time a question is asked about State gun laws.
So any time one can get a piece of paper with a stated position on it, it's a miracle.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 10:17 AM (VPLuQ)
Ah. Gotcha.
CA DoJ loves to play that game too. What's funny is that their drones aren't too smart, so they get maneuvered into corners all the time. Like the thing with "high cap magazine repair kits" being available in CA for years, which came out of one memo sent to a CalGuns member by a less-than-intelligent CA DoJ staffer.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2015 10:23 AM (ewiBW)
Since you should be hidden when you are sniping I wouldn't know if you had a Dragunov. Seriously though , do they have a distinct sound. Never been around them during live fire.
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 07, 2015 10:23 AM (mt2jL)
When we sang that song as little kids, we had no idea how filthy the lyrics were.
Little Willy wears the crown...heh heh.
Their song "Wig-Wam Bam" was similarly smutty.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2015 10:24 AM (7ObY1)
And we already know the progg response: Clearly food stamp amounts must be increased, so they can buy fresh veg instead of the foods they're currently buying. Because it's not like poor people have agency or preferences or anything like that, eh?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 07, 2015 10:24 AM (ZKzrr)
Progtard: Brawndo, it's got what plants crave!
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 07, 2015 10:25 AM (UnJ7w)
"Hey, ya'll prepare yourself for the rubberband man......
You've never heard a sound like the rubberband man.....
You're bound to lose control..When the rubberband starts to jam"
**puts on boogie shoes**
Posted by: fixerupper at May 07, 2015 10:25 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2015 10:26 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2015 10:26 AM (659DL)
You need to put on some Kung Fu Fighting.
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 07, 2015 10:26 AM (mt2jL)
be increased, so they can buy fresh veg instead of the foods they're
currently buying. Because it's not like poor people have agency or
preferences or anything like that, eh?
Yep. No one would agree to , oh I don't know, LIMITING the food items one can buy with food stamps? Seems like ever 7-11 and fast food joint nowadays has a "We Accept EBT" sign in the window. And then there's the food stamps used to buy things like tattoos and other non-food items....Because it's a racket where recipients sell the cards in exchange for something they really want.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2015 10:27 AM (2TN4k)
Brother, I beseech thee to not elevate thine self all up into my Grilz, and speaketh such words in a commanding manner.
And kindly fcukith thine self.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2015 10:28 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 07, 2015 10:29 AM (4DCSq)
Socom-16 baby. That's a weapon.
http://goo.gl/fYInAI
Posted by: maddogg at May 07, 2015 10:29 AM (xWW96)
I'm more of a AK/VZ 58 felllow myelf, with a nod to garands, the M!A and various bolt actions for longer ranges.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 07, 2015 10:31 AM (cCxiu)
40% on food stamps are obese vs. 30% that aren't on food stamps.
Hmmm. Maybe not having enough money to buy food, yet not qualifying for food stamps might have something to do with it.
BTDT.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 07, 2015 10:31 AM (/YYtw)
Posted by: steveegg at May 07, 2015 10:32 AM (cL79m)
http://tinyurl.com/lhhexd
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2015 07:21 AM (MeuoO)
Thank you Fenelon-that was absolutely beautiful, and some interesting information I did not know about Amazing Grace.
Chik-Fil-A is hard to find in my neck of the woods (City of Fairfax, VA) one in Fair Lakes, the other in the most difficult part of Fairfax to negotiate. I think the city "fathers" did that on purpose, to try to screw with the company, but every time I have gone there, it has been packed. And yes, they are the friendliest, most polite workers in fast food I have encountered. We went to McDonald's yesterday, and got flipped off in the drive through line, because we were behind some slow people. Then the workers showed their complete lack of concern with customers, by forgetting basic things like straws for drinks. Sadly, it is closer and more easily negotiable. But I think we will get some hate chicken from now on, just because.
Posted by: Moki at May 07, 2015 10:51 AM (x303I)
Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2015 10:52 AM (hY8s0)
Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2015 10:53 AM (hY8s0)
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at May 07, 2015 10:59 AM (xkSSa)
68 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 07, 2015 06:50 AM (wlDny)
IIRC, Vic, one of the big arguments was not necessarily the
electricity they used but the heat that they gave off, which warmed the
globe.
Utterly idiotic on its face. But, progressivism."
That heat is very useful for keeping pipes from freezing under the sink.
It was a cold, cold winter in the Deep Blue Northeast. (Big, evil grin.)
Posted by: delayna at May 07, 2015 11:00 AM (KnC4k)
Posted by: bour3 at May 07, 2015 11:06 AM (5x3+2)
Pray for Islamic Imam Anjem Choudary. that the "Holy Plank of
Chastisement" would hit him over the head (metaphorically speaking) that
would be enlightened by God give up his violence and not be a tool of
the Father of Lies."
I have never heard that name for a clue-by-four before! :-)
Posted by: delayna at May 07, 2015 11:26 AM (KnC4k)
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