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Two Contradictory Claims the Left Urges On Us
1. To speak of Islamist violence, or to suggest there is a problem in Islam, is racist, and hateful, and irrational, and "islamophobic."
2. It is so predictable that Islamists will kill you if you say something "anti-Islamic" that victims of murder attempts can be said to have brought their attacks on themselves.Two other hard-to-reconcile claims: 1. Islam is compatible with Western values. 2. We're going to have to change some core Western values to avoid violence from our new Muslim friends.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)I'll get the others.
Posted by: lurkingestlurker at May 06, 2015 01:12 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: maddogg at May 06, 2015 01:12 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 01:12 PM (i5zvT)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState, In before that guy who always thinks it's beginning at May 06, 2015 01:13 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Weasel at May 06, 2015 01:13 PM (6xtq3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2015 01:14 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2015 01:14 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2015 01:14 PM (h4vJk)
//Shit Ben Franklin Would Say Now...
I'm of exiled Cromwellian Republican Stock...according to the left I am entitled to invade the UK beat the Royal Family...
in breaking news... Western Civ is sorta predicated on the rejection that I am the personal agent of 350 year old vendettas.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 01:15 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: maddogg at May 06, 2015 01:15 PM (xWW96)
And there lies our problem.
Those 2 concepts can NOT exist in tandem.
We know that, Liberals do not.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 01:15 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2015 01:15 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at May 06, 2015 01:15 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2015 01:14 PM
Shall we play a game?
Posted by: WOPR, Eyeballing Mecca at May 06, 2015 01:15 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: fb at May 06, 2015 01:15 PM (JVEmw)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 01:16 PM (oVJmc)
.....Gonna have to pick on of those groups long-term. That tent ain't gonna last.
Posted by: Hawkins1701 at May 06, 2015 01:16 PM (PZecr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 01:16 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Weasel at May 06, 2015 01:16 PM (6xtq3)
Posted by: Stuff Confucius Would Have Said If He Had Thought Of It, Vol. 2 at May 06, 2015 01:16 PM (8ZskC)
1. Libs support the Constitution
2. Obama needs to act when Congress will not
Posted by: MTF at May 06, 2015 01:16 PM (LISuA)
I'd hit it.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 01:17 PM (kQBSd)
1. The employees of Charlie Hedbo are heroes for publishing cartoons of Mo.
2. Pam Geller is a war criminal for publishing pictures of Mo.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2015 01:17 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: the Scorpion at May 06, 2015 01:17 PM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2015 01:17 PM (h4vJk)
Shit. I have to be forgetting something.
I'm still waiting for an explanation as to how I'm the bigot for presuming Islamists are actual human beings with their own agency and will who truly believe what they espouse and act accordingly.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 06, 2015 01:17 PM (mf5HN)
Fucking mind games.
The Left is applying Through The Looking Glass Logic on us...and we chase our tails trying to please them.
At a certain point a man has to realize when he's just being fucked with and say No More.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2015 01:17 PM (6xwwj)
Posted by: River Guide at May 06, 2015 01:17 PM (RJMhd)
-Getting the government more involved in anything will make it cheaper and easier for you.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 01:17 PM (LA7Cm)
Then there's this:
*Christians are the worst threat to homosexuals and same-sex marriage because their beliefs - HATE.
*It's not Christians that trhow homosexuals off of building, it's Muslims.
*But Islam, not Christianity, is the religion of peace.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2015 01:18 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2015 01:17 PM (h4vJk)
And lots of 'em!
Posted by: maddogg at May 06, 2015 01:18 PM (xWW96)
Good to know.
Posted by: Heralder at May 06, 2015 01:18 PM (ECROs)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2015 01:17 PM (h4vJk)
I love deep dark eyes
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 01:18 PM (kQBSd)
Wait wait wait wait WAIT!!!!!
Our President said that those that commit violence are not Islamic.
Ergo..... i cannot inflame a Muslim to violence because once said Muslim is violent he is no longer Muslim.
So.... no problemo!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at May 06, 2015 01:18 PM (8XRCm)
Friends don't make friends change.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2015 01:18 PM (5QyYN)
Posted by: MacGruber at May 06, 2015 01:18 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: jmel at May 06, 2015 01:18 PM (MhwxY)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 06, 2015 01:18 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Mr. Hawaiian Dress at May 06, 2015 01:19 PM (K7krX)
There's a shitload of contradictions in Leftism.
For example: Don't bully, they say. But it's okay to bully the bullies.
Example #2: Don't hate. But hating Haters is okay.
It's all bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2015 01:19 PM (6xwwj)
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 06, 2015 01:19 PM (mf5HN)
2. It is so predictable that Islamists will kill you if you say something "anti-Islamic" that victims of murder attempts can be said to have brought their attacks on themselves
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But really, it's quite easy for them to hold these views. The murderous scum doesn't represent 'true' Islam.
Just like 'true' communism would be hunky dory great great for all!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2015 01:19 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2015 01:19 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at May 06, 2015 01:19 PM (0+NQQ)
Sounds familiar.
*taps chin*
"We're going to have to change our history and our traditions."
-- Moochelle in '08
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 01:19 PM (FsuaD)
A leftist that thinks stops being a leftist. The rest has just been years of natural selection.
Posted by: TB at May 06, 2015 01:20 PM (8u/5i)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 01:20 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 06, 2015 01:20 PM (V70Uh)
Yeah, if the could just find the "right" people to do it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 01:20 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2015 01:18 PM
I'll just be over here...fundamentally transforming America.
Posted by: TFG at May 06, 2015 01:20 PM (h4vJk)
and the inability to able moderation in mass with countries all over the world funding western madrasa s. using Religion as cover while simultaneously pushing states and fed govt to protect themselves and not the hosts they are eating.
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2015 01:20 PM (nqBYe)
Hmmmm..... I am seriously beginning to doubt that Islam is the Religion of Peace that those afraid of being murdered by it claim it is.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 06, 2015 01:20 PM (8XRCm)
1. Chris Cuomo is a legal expert.
2. Grape nuts is not made of pulverized gravel.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 06, 2015 01:20 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 01:20 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 06, 2015 01:19 PM (mf5HN
Uh oh, she's in a mood
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 01:20 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: Hillary!?! at May 06, 2015 01:20 PM (ZbV+0)
I'm sick and tired of being told to stop being racist when it's ALWAYS an Islamist or a convert (same thing) perpetrating the murder.
The left in this country take strenuous measure to associate ANYTHING the right does with all republicans but somehow sees the 'moderate' Islamists...
I don't fucking get and something needs to be done about it.
Also, FUCK HILLARY
and FUCK OBAMA
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at May 06, 2015 01:21 PM (MV2jA)
1. Pam Geller (or whoever is the Demon du Jour) was goading Muslims into violence
2. The people who attacked her weren't really Muslims
Posted by: Ted K at May 06, 2015 01:21 PM (Vjbnq)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 06, 2015 01:21 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 06, 2015 01:19 PM
You didn't actually click on that, did you?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2015 01:21 PM (h4vJk)
it's actual facts that they have a big problem with.
Posted by: mallfly at May 06, 2015 01:21 PM (qSIlh)
1. Chris Cuomo is a legal expert.
2. Grape nuts is not made of pulverized gravel.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 06, 2015 01:20 PM (ppaKI)
Number 2 is wrong. Grape Nuts is made of unpulverized gravel.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2015 01:21 PM (2Ojst)
Special needs soldiers win battle to serve in IAF
'Now I'm a soldier in uniform,' says 22-year-old Tsofit Zendani, who, together with Mor Masud, fought for her right to serve
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4654394,00.html
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 01:21 PM (rDqRv)
It's all about greed, envy, and rationalizing theft.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 06, 2015 01:21 PM (V70Uh)
As long as the Salafists are targeting the likes of Gellar well...that's ok.
Remember Michael Moore's lament that the Salafists attacked a blue city on 9/11? He wasn't upset about the attack itself...just who the targets were.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2015 01:21 PM (78TbK)
btw, did you hear that obama's attorney general, approved by the Republicans, is gonna "reform" the Baltimore P.D?
Yeah, funny how chaos* opened the door for obama's government to gain more power.
*chaos created by obama's government and his accomplices, in case that implication wasn't clear to the dunderheads.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2015 01:22 PM (6xwwj)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 06, 2015 01:22 PM (JtwS4)
Is Islam compatible with Western values?
or
Are we going to have to change some core Western values to avoid violence from our new Muslim friends?
and before they can answer, respond with "Eff Off".
Posted by: dogfish at May 06, 2015 01:22 PM (jWtyG)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 06, 2015 01:22 PM (RD7QR)
(gets finger caught in collar, panics, falls over TelePrompTer stand)
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at May 06, 2015 01:22 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 06, 2015 01:22 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Ayatollah Khamenei at May 06, 2015 01:22 PM (xkSSa)
2. Taxes on general business activity will have no effect on general business activity.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2015 01:23 PM (659DL)
Posted by: The GOPe at May 06, 2015 01:23 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 06, 2015 01:22 PM (JtwS4)
I just didn't say what I would hit it with.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 01:23 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: tbd at May 06, 2015 01:23 PM (jQdD1)
There's also the fact that the militant gays are the Left's darlings, and so are the militant Muslims (but I repeat myself).
.....Gonna have to pick on of those groups long-term. That tent ain't gonna last.
Leftists figure it will: they've kept the KKK and the NAACP under the same roof for 50 years or so...
Posted by: An Observation at May 06, 2015 01:23 PM (Y4gUW)
/say hello to cognitive dissonance!
Posted by: shibumi who is confused at May 06, 2015 01:23 PM (1uKzc)
Posted by: President for Life Obama at May 06, 2015 01:24 PM (FsuaD)
Good for them, nice to they feel a great sense of pride in wearing the uniform.
Posted by: Heralder at May 06, 2015 01:24 PM (ECROs)
Posted by: maddogg at May 06, 2015 01:15 PM (xWW96)
I just heard AtC scream.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 06, 2015 01:24 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2015 01:21 PM (h4vJk)
*checks link*
Oh dear. That one is going to leave lots of scars.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 06, 2015 01:24 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Spock at May 06, 2015 01:24 PM (TV9BR)
Shit. I have to be forgetting something.
Won't somebody please think of the otherkin?!?
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2015 01:25 PM (jhqr1)
It will be ignored and covered up like nothing's ever been ignored or covered up before.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 01:25 PM (LA7Cm)
The media only believes in free speech for themselves and you plebes are mistaken if you think you have that right. Ace witnessed the but brigades yesterday and that was lower tier media trying to scramble on to the media rat raft that is selling out the sinking ship America . Kicking Geller while she was down was simply part of the initiation process into the ultimate Mean Girls club-the media elites.
Posted by: River Guide at May 06, 2015 01:25 PM (RJMhd)
Encouraging women to get in shape is sexist and we should never fat shame anyone
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 01:25 PM (0LHZx)
And the view from the back row is to die for!
Posted by: Barky O'Douche at May 06, 2015 01:25 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 01:26 PM (LA7Cm)
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The same way they respond to black in white killings.
The same way they respond to handgun shootings used in self defense.
The same way they respond to god ddeds done by people of faith.
They wont respond at all.....
Posted by: fixerupper at May 06, 2015 01:26 PM (8XRCm)
That is the spirit fellow members of the GOP! The second we control all three branches we will completely reform the list of people getting payola.
Well actually, we will keep paying off Barry's pals...but now we'll pay off ours too!
It will be a re-love-ution!
Posted by: the GOPe at May 06, 2015 01:26 PM (78TbK)
It is not fair to make fun of retards. Especially ones with guns.
Posted by: wooga at May 06, 2015 01:26 PM (sO+ca)
...sorry, I ate some sense this morning.
Narsty stuff, I tell you.
Posted by: Mr. Hawaiian Dress at May 06, 2015 01:26 PM (K7krX)
http://goo.gl/qXi13p
Posted by: maddogg at May 06, 2015 01:15 PM (xWW96)
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I'd hit it.....
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 06, 2015 01:26 PM (HSmrB)
It has already happened, though I forget the guys name. Craigs list or some such. He was specifically targeting gay men, and said so.
That story rated the barest mention in the media followed by silence.
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 01:26 PM (i5zvT)
Holy crap my typing was horrible.....
Posted by: fixerupper at May 06, 2015 01:26 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 06, 2015 01:26 PM (UhRGU)
1. Obama is the most brilliant man ever.
2. Obama doesn't know what language Austrians speak, doesn't realize that Auschwitz was liberated by the Soviets, isn't clear on the difference between an inhaler and a breathalyzer, and learned only yesterday that aluminum is not ferromagnetic.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 01:26 PM (oKE6c)
It will be ignored and covered up like nothing's ever been ignored or covered up before.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 01:25 PM
Unless some intrepid reporter "discovers" a Republican voter registration form with suspiciously damp ink on it...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2015 01:26 PM (h4vJk)
I am lying now.
Posted by: Spock
I like this version too:
In the Great Train Robbery a woman asks Sean Connery's character, "Do you ever tell the truth?"
Connery answers, "No."
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2015 01:27 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 06, 2015 01:27 PM (0HooB)
Position 1a: You're conservative? I hope you die screaming of anal cancer.
Posted by: Heralder at May 06, 2015 01:27 PM (ECROs)
It will be ignored and covered up like nothing's ever been ignored or covered up before.
Until they start ppv on al jazeera.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 01:27 PM (mZkJr)
Posted by: Heralder at May 06, 2015 01:24 PM (ECROs)
yes. In Israel the Military binds the Country together no matter what side of the political spectrum you are on. Not so much here in the USA.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 01:27 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2015 01:19 PM (fWAjv)
Socialism hasn't failed, it just hasn't been tried! And we're the people to do it, Kulak!
Posted by: Our American Socialists at May 06, 2015 01:27 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 06, 2015 01:27 PM (UhRGU)
--
these claims have one thing in common - they are based on cowardice.
Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2015 01:27 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: maddogg at May 06, 2015 01:27 PM (xWW96)
See Pim Fortyn for an idea.
He wasn't killed by a Muslim (just a rabid Lefty who was acting on their behalf), but he was a strong voice in opposition to widespread immigration from Islamic countries because they were incompatible with his country's culture. So he got no sympathy, regardless of his sexual preference.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2015 01:27 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2015 01:27 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 01:27 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 06, 2015 01:27 PM (0HooB)
That's great. I'm going to steal that ok?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 01:28 PM (rDqRv)
I try not to be a fatalist, but the facts keep slapping me in the face...My plan, keep making as much money as I can so I can insulate myself from the left's insanity as much as possible.
Posted by: Dan at May 06, 2015 01:28 PM (COpZ4)
Right wing white Christian men made them do it.
Sheesh.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 06, 2015 01:28 PM (TV9BR)
There was also the case of a jihadi type targeting gays at a club in Seattle ( I think ). Killed at least one.
Media ignored it.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2015 01:28 PM (g1DWB)
Yeah, I feel like I was making this point yesterday.
1) we need to tax cigarettes at 40%+ to discourage people from smoking -- for the children!
2) only wingnuts would say an income tax liability of 40% discourages work. Haterz. The constitution... read it!
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 01:28 PM (AkOaV)
And, they and their followers don't care. It is all about amassing power in the gov't. Whatever works for today to amass power will be used, regardless of whether it contradicts what you said or stood for 2 seconds ago.
The media, leftist voters, and the mushy middle simply don't care. (And frankly, neither do republican incumbents - who largely support the left's agenda).
Posted by: Monkeytoe at May 06, 2015 01:28 PM (3ZtZW)
The third is gone. We are face to face with The Second Conjecture, and it is due to the incompatibility of Islam with Western civilizaion.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/5939a
It is ugly, this place they have put us in.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 06, 2015 01:28 PM (FCuM7)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 01:28 PM (oKE6c)
/say hello to cognitive dissonance!
Posted by: shibumi who is confused at May 06, 2015 01:23 PM (1uKzc)
Already happened.
You didn't see the response?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2015 01:29 PM (fWAjv)
1. You can keep your insurance
2. Your insurance has been cancelled
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 06, 2015 01:29 PM (UhRGU)
There was also the jihadi who set a gay bar on fire on New Year's Eve - think it was in Seattle?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2015 01:29 PM (2TN4k)
Exactly. In some contexts they get it. In others, not so much.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 01:29 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 06, 2015 01:29 PM (D69b8)
Does leftism cause insanity or do you have to be insane to believe in leftism?
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 06, 2015 01:30 PM (TV9BR)
We will refuse to do buisness with anyone who refuses to bake a cake for someone one
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 01:30 PM (0LHZx)
Don't forget when Obama mentioned he had a hard time helping his daughter with her math homework. She was in 6th grade at the time, I think.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2015 01:30 PM (jhqr1)
The rioting in Baltimore was caused by Republicans.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2015 01:30 PM (g1DWB)
She's Jewish, right?
Posted by: Mell Gibson at May 06, 2015 01:30 PM (xQX/f)
Q: What do muzzies call a JDAM?
A: AWDAMN
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 01:30 PM (mZkJr)
what was the aluminum thing with obama all about?
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 01:31 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 01:31 PM (kQBSd)
2. Libya? Never heard of it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2015 01:31 PM (659DL)
The old chicken and egg quandary....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 01:31 PM (LA7Cm)
"Now that people have stopped smoking cigarettes like we wanted, we need to heavily tax the much safer e-cigarettes."
The left doesn't need logic, or facts, or consistency. Not when the only end is more gov't power (controlled, of course, by the left).
And, the GOP is largely on this train, as most of the GOP backs the left's agenda. The GOP's only dispute with the left is that the GOP wants to control the gov't. The GOP has no dispute with any leftist idea to enlarge the gov't.
Posted by: Monkeytoe at May 06, 2015 01:31 PM (3ZtZW)
2. Only right-wingers oppose this, those faggots.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 01:31 PM (oKE6c)
If they teach us to just respect or at least shut up and don't have any opinion, until they have muslims/leftists come into shuls and churches and convert everyone to their ideals.
and then we must all scream G_d Govt . and they will claim this is good.
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2015 01:31 PM (nqBYe)
Oh yeah, I run into that all the time on the interwebz, mostly from 19-year-old poly sci majors and aging hippies who replaced their gray matter with bong resin long ago.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 06, 2015 01:31 PM (ppaKI)
America is overpopulated and all the people are killing the environment
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 01:31 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: bystander at May 06, 2015 01:31 PM (hKyl0)
Obama doesn't know what language Austrians speak, doesn't realize
that Auschwitz was liberated by the Soviets, isn't clear on the
difference between an inhaler and a breathalyzer, and learned only
yesterday that aluminum is not ferromagnetic.
And claims that his commie father's casket was draped in an American flag. It's in one of the books he "wrote."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 01:31 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 01:31 PM (mZkJr)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2015 01:32 PM (5KIZu)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 01:29 PM (oKE6c)
No... no, they get it.
Again, they're lying to *us* (because we're stupid and gullible) not to themselves.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 01:32 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: physics geek at May 06, 2015 01:32 PM (MT22W)
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at May 06, 2015 01:32 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 06, 2015 01:32 PM (TV9BR)
2. Let's legalize and tax marijuana, then use the extra revenue to stop hard drugs like meth and cocaine.
*1. It does if you shoot enough people, just ask Mao how he dealt with opium users and sellers.
Posted by: fb at May 06, 2015 01:33 PM (JVEmw)
We know that, Liberals do not.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 01:15 PM (rDqRv)
Oh yes they do.
Which leads, inexorably, to a very sobering conclusion.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 06, 2015 01:33 PM (fwARV)
Co2 Is Bad for the Environment.
Lets fly all the right people to Copenhagen in their own private jets to analyse the situation.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 06, 2015 01:33 PM (8XRCm)
Lieawatha and Hillary hardest hit.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 01:33 PM (mZkJr)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 06, 2015 01:33 PM (UhRGU)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 06, 2015 01:33 PM (TV9BR)
Pres. candidate Clinton believes gay marriage is fabulous.
Senator Clinton wouldn't even support drivers licenses for illegals.
Pres. candidate Clinton is vowing to go even further granting amnesty than Obama.
We can keep doing this all day long. Consistency is not something the left believes in.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2015 01:33 PM (g1DWB)
2. We're going to have to change some core Western values to avoid violence from our new Muslim friends.
Sounds familiar.
*taps chin*
"We're going to have to change our history and our traditions."
-- Moochelle in '08
====
Don't forget, even more recently:
"And deep-seated cultural codes, religious beliefs, and structural biases have to be changed."
-Hillary Clinton, 4/23/2015
Posted by: oblivious at May 06, 2015 01:33 PM (fG412)
According to the Seattle Times, Ali Muhammad Brown is now charged with two other deaths. On 27 April, Leroy Henderson was walking to his Seattle home, from a store, when he was shot multiple times.
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NJ.com reports papers filed in Washington maintain Brown, a devout Muslim, was fueled by anger against US policies in Afghanistan, Syria, and Iran.
YOU SHUT YOUR STINKING WHORE MOUTH!!!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2015 01:33 PM (fWAjv)
2. Of COURSE ISIS would try to kill someone who drew Muhammed -- its an insult to Muslims everywhere.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 01:34 PM (AkOaV)
No doubt they'll find - oh, so conveniently - that said gay was a Tea Partier and so had it coming.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2015 01:34 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 01:34 PM (rDqRv)
what was the aluminum thing with obama all about?
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 01:31 PM (AkOaV)
The Smartest President Evah<tm> learned only yesterday that aluminum is not magnetic. http://tinyurl.com/obnxt5z
Amazing.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 01:34 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2015 01:34 PM (nqBYe)
(1) Transgenders have a right to choose the type of genitals that will be present in the bathrooms and locker rooms they use.
(2) Non-transgenders must accept whatever genitals show up in their bathrooms and locker rooms, as long as those genitals belong to a transgender.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 06, 2015 01:34 PM (xN1DB)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2015 01:34 PM (659DL)
2. Let's allow 30 year olds to stay on mom and dad's health insurance
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 01:35 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Our American Socialists at May 06, 2015 01:35 PM (RD7QR)
2. Of COURSE ISIS would try to kill someone who drew Muhammed -- its an insult to Muslims everywhere.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 01:34 PM (AkOaV)
Good one.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 01:35 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 06, 2015 01:35 PM (TV9BR)
Subsidizing poverty will decrease poverty.
Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2015 01:35 PM (cbfNE)
Oh boy.
I mean, I wouldn't admit to that if I were him.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 01:36 PM (AkOaV)
-Hillary Clinton, 4/23/2015
Posted by: oblivious at May 06, 2015 01:33 PM (fG412)
Says the woman who once described her "deeply held" religious beliefs when opposing gay marriage.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 01:36 PM (FsuaD)
The left in this country take strenuous measure to associate ANYTHING the right does with all republicans but somehow sees the 'moderate' Islamists...
osted by: melodicmetal1 at May 06, 2015 01:21 PM (MV2jA)
And yet, when a shooting occurs, it's every gun owner in America who is both responsible and to blame.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 06, 2015 01:36 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 01:36 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 06, 2015 01:36 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2015 01:36 PM (fWAjv)
1. Tea Partiers are the crazy, violent, extremists in our country.
2. Ive given the Baltimore Protestors room to destroy.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 06, 2015 01:36 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: fb at May 06, 2015 01:33 PM (JVEmw)
OPIUM DESTROYED CHINA YOU GUYS!
Posted by: The artist formerly known as D-Lamp, Keeper of the Guards at May 06, 2015 01:36 PM (fwARV)
AGW causes record ice at the poles.
We get enough ice every winter, thank you.
--Poland
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 01:37 PM (mZkJr)
2. If you don't support Same Sex Marriage you are evil
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 01:37 PM (0LHZx)
They are no longer my countrymen and I would not defend them based on any constitutional obligation or sense of duty.
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 06, 2015 01:37 PM (mt2jL)
2. We need separate, lower standards for women in the military. And sex-segregated sports.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2015 01:37 PM (2TN4k)
She is deeply religious in much the same way that I am Scarlett Johannsson.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2015 01:37 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Hairy Reed at May 06, 2015 01:38 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 06, 2015 01:38 PM (TV9BR)
(2) Bush masterminded 9/11
Special Arab/Muslim edition:
(1) 9/11 was a conspiracy by the Jews to provide a pretext for attacking Muslims.
(2) 9/11 was awesome! The Great Satan got what it deserved.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 06, 2015 01:38 PM (xN1DB)
and learned onlyyesterday that aluminum is not ferromagnetic.
Saw that referenced in the last thread. How did that come up?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 06, 2015 01:38 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Hairy Reed at May 06, 2015 01:38 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2015 01:38 PM (fWAjv)
With the aluminum thing...
Did he mean he didn't realize that some metals are not magnetic, or just aluminum in particular?
Because if he's ever had a stainless steel appliance and tried to put a magnet to it...
Or put a magnet to a beer can...
I don't know. Whatever.
The left is full of really really really smart people who don't know shit about the world they live in. Couldn't tell you the first thing about how the water gets from the ground in to their faucet, or how wood goes from trees to a finished house.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 01:38 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 01:38 PM (0LHZx)
Yeah...heh thank God the guy who understood how toxically biased and undermining of the ability of the electorate to make uninformed decisions the media was is gone...
hey Empire of Jeff's gone too...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 01:39 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: River Guide at May 06, 2015 01:39 PM (RJMhd)
2. We need separate, lower standards for women in the military. And sex-segregated sports.
Posted by: Lizzy
rofl
Title IX ftw!!!
Posted by: Hairy Reed at May 06, 2015 01:39 PM (/Ho8c)
2. You need to hire more non-whites.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2015 01:39 PM (2TN4k)
Weasel Zippers
Yeah listen abdul, there is a reason nobody likes you. And hey you still beating your wife?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 01:39 PM (rDqRv)
It was almost like he was proud to not know how to change a tire. Like it was beneath him to even contemplate such a thing.
Was not too proud to ask me to do it for him, though.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 01:39 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: redbanzai at May 06, 2015 01:40 PM (OrI3J)
1. Because of Global Warming, this was the warmest Winter on record.
2. Because of the extremely cold Winter weather, the economy underperformed.
Have see that one on the same site -- on the same day.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 06, 2015 01:40 PM (kdS6q)
Step 1: Advertise a fake "draw the prophet" art competition to be held at the Astrodome. Set prize at... 1 Million Dollars.
Step 2: Install Tupac Hologram Technology throughout astrodome
Step 3: Stage fake event, wait for ISIS
Step 4: Allow ISIS seemingly unfettered access to fake event.
Step 5: Broadcast hilarious ISIS response when they realize bullets pass harmlessly through Tupac Holograms seemingly enjoying themselves at said event.
Step 5: Implode the Astrodome.
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at May 06, 2015 01:40 PM (n/ogz)
I mean, I wouldn't admit to that if I were him.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 01:36 PM (AkOaV)
Exactly. That he did suggests that he doesn't realize the effing everybody over the age of 10 knows that.
"What? The sun rises in the east? No shit?"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 01:40 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 06, 2015 01:40 PM (/Ho8c)
the voters have uninformed down fucking cold....
The media is an opfor force enhancer.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 01:40 PM (/4AZU)
2. Did you watch that awesome soccer game last night? Holy shit that was amazing.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 01:40 PM (0LHZx)
You wingnuts won't accept the fact global warming is causing the seas to rise!
-- Choom Boy
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 01:40 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 01:40 PM (mZkJr)
2. We need separate, lower standards for women in the military. And sex-segregated sports.
-----
3. But gay people. BORN THAT WAY, H8TER!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at May 06, 2015 01:40 PM (8XRCm)
Un-shitting-believable.
And then brag to the reporters that he had just learned that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 01:40 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Heralder at May 06, 2015 01:41 PM (ECROs)
Let's force all of the womens to cover up and see how long this lasts.
Posted by: Fritz at May 06, 2015 01:41 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 06, 2015 01:41 PM (ODxAs)
1. Doesn't read - though they pretend to read.
2. Doesn't read because books can be long (unless it is Of Mice and Men), hard and boring.
3. Doesn't read the Constitution - which is short, easy, and anything but boring.
4. Doesn't read case law - other than basic summaries in a Con Law 101 outline (prepared by a student who also did not read the case law and certainly no subsequent case law)
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2015 01:41 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 06, 2015 01:41 PM (TV9BR)
1. Evolution!
2. Save the pandas!
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 01:40 PM (mZkJr)
Hahahah niiiice.
Posted by: Heralder at May 06, 2015 01:41 PM (ECROs)
The preening of the incompetent....
you know like the head of the IRS...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 01:41 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 06, 2015 01:41 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Old Hob at May 06, 2015 01:42 PM (FFIoe)
Hypothetically, what if we held Mohammed drawing contests all over the country--well, okay, specifically in red states where people are freely allowed to exercise their 2nd Amendment rights? And then we, you know, waited.
Would that be considered unsporting, like putting salt blocks near a deer stand?
Posted by: troyriser at May 06, 2015 01:42 PM (XHR9b)
Posted by: Heralder at May 06, 2015 01:41 PM (ECROs)
dailykos.com or democraticunderground.com
take your pic.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2015 01:42 PM (fWAjv)
With my blessing.
I always imagine hearing that as Sir John Geilgud in the original Arthur. It's a takeoff on his "bowling alley"insult to Liza Minelli.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 06, 2015 01:42 PM (0HooB)
Was not too proud to ask me to do it for him, though.
Heh. "FYNQ".
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 01:42 PM (mZkJr)
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Baltimore Riots Beginning Of Black Uprising In America
I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 06, 2015 01:42 PM (kdS6q)
2. Unlimited immigration is needed to fill millions of jobs that can't be filled by Americans
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 01:42 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at May 06, 2015 01:42 PM (n/ogz)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at May 06, 2015 01:42 PM (xkSSa)
So what funds are NYC getting anyway? I thought all that federal funds to cities expired years ago.
http://fxn.ws/1bxSDt6
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 01:42 PM (wlDny)
I'll bet you a hundred internets that so long as WhoreEWood complied a LOT of women would shrug....
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 01:42 PM (/4AZU)
2. Those enforcing the law should be presumed guilty, summarily imprisoned, and lose all private property if two or more people of a different identity group question the propriety of their enforcement, regardless of evidence or lack thereof.
Posted by: 0302 at May 06, 2015 01:43 PM (N6eLE)
I like it. How about cross-marketing:
1. Tell the Bloods that the Crips said they're pussies, and they'll be at the Astrodome, with some of them wearing beards as disguises.
2. Tell the Crips that the Bloods ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 01:43 PM (oKE6c)
you know like the head of the IRS...
Never ascribe to incompetence what can be explained by active malevolence.
Koskonen wasn't brought in to fix anything, he was brought in to carry water.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2015 01:43 PM (659DL)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 06, 2015 01:42 PM (0HooB)
Yup great line and well delivered
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 01:43 PM (rDqRv)
btw, if there ever was a good example of why we need to preserve 2A rights, its because islam will want us to change our western values. When they start acting violent here, there is gonna be some shooting back.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 06, 2015 01:43 PM (ODxAs)
Never ceases to amaze me when the people that scream the hysterically loudest for people to be tolerant and accepting of other people and different ideas ......are shock, aghast and amazed .......to discover when other people actually possess different ideas.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 06, 2015 01:44 PM (8XRCm)
Would that be considered unsporting, like putting salt blocks near a deer stand?
Posted by: troyriser at May 06, 2015 01:42 PM (XHR9b)
As a bonus we can get the leftists to organize protests at the venue. Then they can see how much ISIS and their ilk care that they are fighting the bigots of the right.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2015 01:44 PM (fWAjv)
You can also set the honeypot trap for them Troy...
have "Free Goat Day" at the TWA Dome in St Louis annually and track the guys getting dates.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 01:44 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2015 01:44 PM (2TN4k)
I mean we all have our moments of forgetting something obvious, or not knowing something we really should know.
But usually we don't broadcast that to the media.
He said it like it was an interesting factoid of the day. Like Neill Degrasse Tyson or whatever his fucking name is with his little "science" tweets.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 01:44 PM (AkOaV)
2: You must let homosexuals be in charge of Boy Scouts.
Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 06, 2015 01:44 PM (eOpVe)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 06, 2015 01:45 PM (TV9BR)
I thought it made them think they'd already mastered everything so why bother?
Posted by: Bigby's Latex Gloves at May 06, 2015 01:45 PM (3ZtZW)
vs.
2. Anal jihad is OK if you're just trying to loosen things up so you can put a bomb up there.
Posted by: Shecky the Imam at May 06, 2015 01:45 PM (7RXcs)
1. Evolution!
2. Save the pandas!
Posted by: rickb223
1. Life finds a way.
2. Go extinct because you'll only eat one effing type of bamboo
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 06, 2015 01:45 PM (kdS6q)
2. We're going to have to change some core Western values to avoid violence from our new Muslim friends.
--
Hmmm, replace the mohammedan words with 'homosexual' and see what you get.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 06, 2015 01:45 PM (eGmvn)
Oh he was brought in to cover down for Lois...
he did such a great job we have 64,000 e-mails now...
"preening"
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 01:45 PM (/4AZU)
Where a $5500.00 burka is identical to a $10 burka.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 01:45 PM (mZkJr)
Good.
Next up, Vegas, Harry.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2015 01:45 PM (659DL)
Ticks on a dog: beginning of arthropod uprising on dog
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 01:45 PM (oKE6c)
I should have known that. There are plenty of turkeys around.
I just never really thought about it.
But now that I know, it seems pretty fucking obvious and like something i should have known. SO I would not announce it as an interesting factoid to the media.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 01:45 PM (AkOaV)
This is why islamic suppression must be destroyed. I hate feeling this way.
I did post.
Posted by: bossy barb at May 06, 2015 01:46 PM (F2IAQ)
Just move your stand 100 yards or so down the trail. Your good.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 01:46 PM (S+el1)
There's also the fact that the militant gays are the Left's darlings, and so are the militant Muslims (but I repeat myself).
.....Gonna have to pick on of those groups long-term. That tent ain't gonna last.
Posted by: Hawkins1701 at May 06, 2015 01:16 PM (PZecr)
*********************
I have been waiting a long time for the ghey pride demonstation outside the mosque on Friday. Or, as was pointed out in the Sisters of Perpetual Whatever "Hunky Jesus" post a couple of days ago, for the Sisters to be really edgy and stage a "Hunky Mohammed" contest.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 06, 2015 01:46 PM (5f5bM)
which is why ALL problems are EASILY solved in pot hazed dorm rooms!
GO LEGALIZE IT!
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 01:46 PM (/4AZU)
NFL releases a report today that says the Patriots illegally deflated footballs.
Not technically a lefty thing but the Patriots are evil so I'm claiming an exemption.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2015 01:46 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at May 06, 2015 01:46 PM (2o+o7)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 06, 2015 01:47 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2015 01:47 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 06, 2015 01:47 PM (TV9BR)
2: You must let homosexuals be in charge of Boy Scouts.
Do go on...
Posted by: Harry Reid at May 06, 2015 01:47 PM (ppaKI)
"fuck you bitch my potato sack is a goddamned Armani"
//Paris Hilton 2020
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 01:47 PM (/4AZU)
On the other hand, I have a friend who voted for Obama once if not twice, and she thinks Islam is like Naziism, so not everyone is deluded by the MSM.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2015 01:47 PM (MeuoO)
They understand logic in the same way I understand the usefulness of a good baseball bat in a hockey game. Coming up with logical counterarguments to their rules is ineffective. They must love this, as it wastes out time and energy. (See WeirdDave's "Eff Off" post from Saturday.)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 06, 2015 01:48 PM (r5Qcm)
That was an accident, wasn't really intended, shouldn't apply to NYC.
Las Vegas? Didn't get the memo.
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 01:48 PM (i5zvT)
2. Let's set aside this 200 million acres of fertile, resource-rich soil for a family of pot-bellied prairie crabs.
Posted by: Fritz at May 06, 2015 01:48 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 06, 2015 01:48 PM (mt2jL)
2. Governemnt is an unalloyed benefic to all The People
Posted by: Bigby's Latex Gloves at May 06, 2015 01:49 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 06, 2015 01:49 PM (TV9BR)
1. We have the highest abortion rate of any ethnic group in the country, one of the reasons our percentage of the population has remained static at about 13% for decades, and
2. We're gonna have a revolution and kill all the crackers!
Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at May 06, 2015 01:49 PM (u0lmX)
I did post.
Posted by: bossy barb at May 06, 2015 01:46 PM (F2IAQ)
And why we haven't heard the name of the cop who popped the two muzzies. (at least I haven't)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2015 01:49 PM (fWAjv)
Srsly? I don't have any friends that voted for Obama.
Not now.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 01:49 PM (mZkJr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2015 01:49 PM (MeuoO)
1 - Attacks by radical Muslims are in no way reflective of Islam
2 - Attacks by gun-owners are absolutely reflective of all gun owners
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 06, 2015 01:50 PM (fwARV)
2. Wind and solar farms killing untold numbers of birds (including bald eagles, endangered species) is totes OK.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2015 01:50 PM (2TN4k)
With special guest star Wilt Chamberlain as the Archangel Gabriel swatting a sky hook into the fifteenth row.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2015 01:50 PM (659DL)
I didn't know that either, never having been around (real) turkeys, but it's hardly in the same class as not knowing the aluminum is not magnetic. Every schoolboy is aware of that 30 seconds after getting a magnet.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 01:50 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 01:51 PM (g7Ibl)
Posted by: Fritz at May 06, 2015 01:48 PM (UzPAd)
Otherwise known as the Rodhams of Illinois.
Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at May 06, 2015 01:51 PM (u0lmX)
I can't remember which one of the Horde said it, but this is of a piece with the following similarly situated set of liberal assertions:
"You don't need a gun to protect yourself from crime -- that's why we have the police. Oh, and by the way, you can't trust the police."
Posted by: torquewrench at May 06, 2015 01:51 PM (noWW6)
2. Cops are the only ones that should be allowed to have firearms.
Posted by: Fritz at May 06, 2015 01:51 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Mr. Hawaiian Dress at May 06, 2015 01:51 PM (K7krX)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 01:51 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 01:50 PM (oKE6c)
----
Well.... to be fair..... aluminum is very rare in Kenya.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 06, 2015 01:51 PM (8XRCm)
2. Governemnt is an unalloyed benefic to all The People.
or....
2. ONLY COPS SHOULD HAVE GUNS!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2015 01:51 PM (2TN4k)
Well, everybody makes the choices they feel comfortable with. I try to get in my snarky political comments on the sly, and actually the one friend Feels like they made a mistake, so growth is possible., U see to be a liberal. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2015 01:51 PM (MeuoO)
Posted by: deepred at May 06, 2015 01:52 PM (xv5cf)
Arguing with liberals is like playing chess with a pigeon.
The pigeon has no idea what it's doing, knocks over the pieces, shits on the board and struts off like it just won the Stanley Cup.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 06, 2015 01:52 PM (fwARV)
Every schoolboy is aware of that 30 seconds after getting a magnet.
Why TF won't this magnet pick up my coke can??
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 01:52 PM (mZkJr)
Obama is super intelligent.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 06, 2015 01:52 PM (TV9BR)
http://tinyurl.com/orckgud
Belichik exonerated.
Equipment guys and Brady implicated.
Sounds like they believe this was going on for some time, not just one game. (That's based on text and email traffic, although Brady won't provide them with his.)
Posted by: Y-not at May 06, 2015 01:53 PM (9BRsg)
I AM A ROMAN! I AM A ROMAN! I AM A ROMAN!
Thing is, the left is tribal enough they reject Paul as Xian and Roman....
"Not One of Us"
It's good to be able to talk to the other side if there is any chance of swaying the other side...
I think that ended in 2004.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 01:53 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at May 06, 2015 01:40 PM (n/ogz)
-------------------------------------------------
As I've said many times. Don't underestimate one's enemies. It's unfortunate that ISIS isn't as dumb as we'd wish them to be. I'm really afraid that the next time an event that is specifically intended to mock muzzies (which I love, btw) will not be attacked. Instead another event, perhaps even in another city will happen. You know, like a live stage show for children.
ISIS is among us now (thanks to the assholes in DC). We need to start expanding our awareness to scenarios that seem outside of the box.
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 01:53 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: River Guide at May 06, 2015 01:53 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2015 01:53 PM (cbfNE)
Ain't gonna be enough popcorn for that show.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2015 01:54 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Fredo Osama at May 06, 2015 01:54 PM (g7Ibl)
That was my best (true) example. I tend to know a lot of these things. I have a really good "trick" memory. As in, I remember a lot of useless shit but forget important stuff like where I put my keys pretty much every day.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 01:54 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2015 01:54 PM (2cS/G)
Easy. Barry has the mentality, emotional capacity, and, intellect of a 13 year old school girl.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 01:54 PM (LA7Cm)
/raises hand
WHY DO TEAMS STILL FURNISH THE DAMNED FOOTBALLS?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2015 01:54 PM (659DL)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 01:52 PM (mZkJr)
Obviously we need a Federal program to teach coke cans how to respond to magnets. A few billion should do it. For starters.
Oh, and a new Cabinet level agency, the "Department of Coke Cans and Magnets."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 01:54 PM (oKE6c)
Hey now, with time and training Pigeons can be taught at a minimum "castling"....
liberals can never comprehend that "duality of thought" means they can never judge their environment correctly.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 01:54 PM (/4AZU)
Obama is super intelligent.
I'll take "What doesn't go with the others" for $1000, Alex.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 01:54 PM (mZkJr)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 06, 2015 01:55 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 01:16 PM (oVJmc)
True, dat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2015 01:55 PM (AsnOe)
It was almost like he was proud to not know how to change a tire. Like it was beneath him to even contemplate such a thing.
Was not too proud to ask me to do it for him, though.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 01:39 PM (AkOaV)
Should have told him "it takes a village to change a tire" and suggested he try someone else.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2015 01:55 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 01:54 PM (/4AZU)
But they sure judge the hell out of us.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 06, 2015 01:55 PM (fwARV)
don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you
don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except
during the playoffs.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 06, 2015 01:42 PM (kdS6q)
And don't call me Shirley.
Posted by: redbanzai at May 06, 2015 01:56 PM (OrI3J)
ah hell, I thought it was the day of the Indy 500.
No wonder we need slogans like 'remember the Alamo', 'remember the maine', 'remember 9/11'. Otherwise we forget and start to think July 4th hot dogs and sweet corn on the grill with potato salad on the side.
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 01:56 PM (i5zvT)
And I was like, "eh. Not really my thing." thinking he was trying to get in to a discussion about quantum physics or something.
Then he started saying shit like, "did you know sea water freezes at 0 degrees fahrenheit?! How cool!" "did you know the Kelvin scale starts at absolute 0?" "isn't science awesome?"
And that was my first exposure to pop "science".
Oh, oh, we're not talking science here, we're talking teacher jeopardy type questions. Oh sure, I can play that game.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 01:56 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 06, 2015 01:42 PM
Loved that. And the line "If I should begin to die...."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2015 01:56 PM (h4vJk)
as one of the remaining resident "stoners shed braincells" advocates allow me in their defense to state as sternly as I can that Barack Obama's raging stupidity has a lot more to do with the bigotry of low expectations than his wacky tabakky.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 01:56 PM (/4AZU)
"Every schoolboy is aware of that 30 seconds after getting a magnet."
Yeah, but Obama was in an Indonesian madrassa at the age when schoolkids learn that.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2015 01:56 PM (2TN4k)
Detroit, Baltimore, Chicago, Atlanta, WDC, Philadelphia,....
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 06, 2015 01:56 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: Hepct at May 06, 2015 01:56 PM (IeR2g)
we are in the the worst drought in history we need to cut water usage by 25 percent.
we support amnesty and welcome another wave of immigration
Posted by: kj at May 06, 2015 01:56 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
Check your white patriarchical educated privilege!!!
Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 06, 2015 01:56 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 01:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Pat at May 06, 2015 01:57 PM (nwnmt)
2. Oh shit everyone is driving hybrids and the gas tax revenue is down 60%. We have to impose a tax on hyrbids.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 01:57 PM (0LHZx)
Nah, I'm a nice guy so I changed his tire.
In my work clothes.
Like a jackass. While he played on his phone.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 01:57 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 01:57 PM (g7Ibl)
and how often is their assessment a correct one?
Precisely....
That they insist on judging does not mean they have a perspective for judging.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 01:57 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: deepred at May 06, 2015 01:52 PM (xv5cf)
Yeah, that's sort of the logical conclusion of the "Don't trigger me, bro" movement. All you need is one Muslim male on a campus saying "Seeing uncovered women triggers me" and boom, every coed has to wear a sack.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 06, 2015 01:57 PM (RD7QR)
It has been a busy period in markets across the globe, with trends (and trades) breaking down everywhere.
The U.S. dollar has been weakening.
Euro-area sovereign debt has been selling off, causing yields to rise.
Asian stocks, which have been in a bull market for years, have been feeling the pressure, with the Shanghai Composite Index closing lower in the last couple of sessions.
Meanwhile, oil has been rallying, with WTI crude moving above $62 on Wednesday morning.
Copper, long considered a bellwether for the global economy, has been surging higher recently.
There doesn't seem to be any single driver that would explain all of these moves ...
Posted by: I'm not a mathematician or even an actor playing a mathematician at May 06, 2015 01:57 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: River Guide at May 06, 2015 01:58 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 06, 2015 01:55 PM (fwARV)
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Reminds me....
1. Nobody should judge another person ever....
2. ..... you vile Xian, knuckledraging, sister humping, snaggletoothed, sloth faced, environment destroying conservative dickwad.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 06, 2015 01:58 PM (8XRCm)
2. Plastic bags are evil because they fill landfills. We must ban them and go back to using paper bags.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 01:58 PM (0LHZx)
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According to Science, there are 9 planets in our solar system. I mean 8. No 9. No 8.
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2015 01:58 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2015 01:55 PM (zF6Iw)
Should've told him that first, the tire really has to want to change.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 01:58 PM (oKE6c)
Avoidance of any sort of labor is a tribal signifier for New Class types.
The individuals who actually do physical work are quietly considered by the New Class to be grunting untermenschen unfit for anything involving the use of a brain.
Despite the fact that in their politics, the New Class loudly profess to honor laborers over all other social classes.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 06, 2015 01:59 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2015 01:19 PM (fWAjv)
Kind of sucks that the writer of the koran didn't understand "true" islam, doesn't it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2015 01:59 PM (AsnOe)
Yes ISIS is among us. ISIS leadership has formerly declared war on the USA by taking responsibility and calling for more attacks. ISIS has a standing army and are hiding in plain sight and our CIC is twiddling his thumbs. After their statement on the ISIS controlled station, we should have had at least a hundred sorties that day.
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 06, 2015 01:59 PM (mt2jL)
http://tinyurl.com/q97sfbe
It does, doesn't it! I knew it, goddammit.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 06, 2015 01:59 PM (BZAd3)
In my work clothes.
Like a jackass. While he played on his phone.
F that. They are on their own. They have killed any civility that I once might have felt.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 01:59 PM (mZkJr)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2015 01:59 PM (2cS/G)
That's not solely limited to the Left. Its more fringe or primitivist than political. I'd say he's Christian but I'm not and I reject Paul as a total bullshitter, YMMV and there's no way at all anybody can make me care either way.
Posted by: Bigby's Latex Gloves at May 06, 2015 01:59 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Paladin at May 06, 2015 01:59 PM (WujO7)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 01:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Your GOP: on the job! at May 06, 2015 01:59 PM (3BSKI)
Yeah, that's my favorite.
1) no one should have guns but the cops. If you need help, CALL THE COPS wingnutz, you dont need a gun
2) The cops are terrible people who hate minorities and are likely to shoot you for fun if you call them
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 01:59 PM (AkOaV)
To be fair, some of them should actually be required to.
The phrase "Two bagger" didn't just magically fall out of the sky, you know.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2015 02:00 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 02:00 PM (g7Ibl)
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2015 02:00 PM (gmeXX)
I'da told him what to do while I watched.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 06, 2015 02:00 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2015 02:01 PM (MeuoO)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2015 02:01 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
Check your white patriarchical educated privilege!!!
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Yeah, they don't have magnetism in the ghetto.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 06, 2015 02:01 PM (LImiJ)
Another good one. You're on a roll today!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 02:01 PM (oKE6c)
Yeah. I also am not very politically "open" at work.
I listen to my co workers and their stupid liberal talking points and kind of zone them out. Once in a while I'll act like I accept their premise and ask them an inconvenient question (in a sincere way) to see how they squirm out of it.
But usually I just let it go.
I work for a very liberal corporation, I don't need my bosses knowing my political views (although my direct boss is a conservative)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 02:01 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2015 02:01 PM (gmeXX)
Blacks:
1. We have the highest abortion rate of any ethnic group in the
country, one of the reasons our percentage of the population has
remained static at about 13% for decades, and
And THIS is why we fund Planned Parenthood, we don't need those people.
Posted by: Limousine Liberals at May 06, 2015 02:01 PM (0FSuD)
Hypothetically, what if we held Mohammed drawing contests all over
the country--well, okay, specifically in red states where people are
freely allowed to exercise their 2nd Amendment rights? And then we, you
know, waited.
Would that be considered unsporting, like putting salt blocks near a deer stand?
Posted by: troyriser at May 06, 2015 01:42 PM (XHR9b)
More like dynamiting fish. Of course if the fish are Piranhas....
Posted by: An Observation at May 06, 2015 02:02 PM (Y4gUW)
*blots ice water off keyboard*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 02:02 PM (FsuaD)
Yeah, like leukemia is. Hey, you know, leukemia has been around for centuries, it's an ancient culture, it's way older than you or even your so-called Western civilization, and it demands respect!
Posted by: Null at May 06, 2015 02:02 PM (xjpRj)
ha thanks. I probably should be being productive right now though.
I waste far too much time here haha
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 02:02 PM (AkOaV)
Transgendered women don't get to give opinion on women's issues.
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 06, 2015 02:02 PM (mt2jL)
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 01:53 PM (/HX7u)
ISIS and ISIS types have always been amongst us as soon as we allowed these Anti-American Mosques to operate without restrictions and without supervision. And it is only getting worse. NOW it is almost State endorsed. We, as a Country, are committing National Suicide
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 02:02 PM (rDqRv)
Full head to toe sack. Not the scarf. They wanted it so bad, make it hurt.
Would be neat to see. Synchronized swimming in hefty bags. Fast pitch softball, field hockey, etc.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 02:02 PM (mZkJr)
Avoidance of any sort of labor is a tribal signifier for New Class types.
The individuals who actually do physical work are quietly considered by the New Class to be grunting untermenschen unfit for anything involving the use of a brain.
Despite the fact that in their politics, the New Class loudly profess to honor laborers over all other social classes.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 06, 2015 01:59 PM (noWW6)
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I know how to change a tire but I haven't changed one in, fuck I don't know how long. There's no need. I have free auto club service with my insurance and virtually every new car comes with 2-3 years of that included as well now. So really there's no need to get your hands dirty.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 02:03 PM (0LHZx)
moderately smart person could look at the tire, the jack, etc. and
figure it out pretty damn quick.
Posted by: Lincolntf
Plus, instructions in car manuals for those completely mechanically uninclined.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 06, 2015 02:03 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: High Priest ManBearPig at May 06, 2015 02:03 PM (g7Ibl)
Marcia, Jan, or Mr.?
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If another guy is involved, it could be any of them.
Posted by: Roy at May 06, 2015 02:03 PM (VndSC)
metric system has its merits, but the whole kilometer per liter thing is absurd.
miles per gallon works way better.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 02:03 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: McCool at May 06, 2015 02:03 PM (TQxRy)
Posted by: His Baracko Majesty, El Jefe at May 06, 2015 02:03 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2015 02:03 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2015 01:49 PM (MeuoO)
I thought the winner was the cop who drew the chalk outlines.
Posted by: rickl at May 06, 2015 02:03 PM (zoehZ)
HALLELUJAH
PPP-McCain in BIG Trouble in Primary...
I hope to God in heaven he loses to a Hispanic Hard Conservative....
F**K McCain
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 02:03 PM (/4AZU)
I'da told him what to do while I watched.
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That was what I was thinking, then I thought "Sure for twenty bucks cash and a case of beer, or you can call a tow truck."
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 02:03 PM (i5zvT)
how to change a tire. It was almost like he was proud to not know how to
change a tire. Like it was beneath him to even contemplate such a
thing."
I once had to hook up a stereo for an arts colleague of mine. Yeah, that red jack to red jack, white jack to white jack stuff is pretty tough, but after years of technical training I could do it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 02:03 PM (oKE6c)
Yeah. My friends don't want to wrap me up in a bed sheet, ban me from driving and leaving the house without a male chaperone, or cut off my clit. The dirty goat humpers and their apologists/collaborators worldwide can go fcuk themselves.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2015 02:04 PM (Vm8WO)
Yeah. My friends don't want to wrap me up in a bed sheet, ban me from driving and leaving the house without a male chaperone, or cut off my clit. The dirty goat humpers and their apologists/collaborators worldwide can go fcuk themselves.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2015 02:04 PM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: River Guide at May 06, 2015 02:04 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2015 02:04 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2015 02:04 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: rickl at May 06, 2015 02:03 PM (zoehZ)
Outstanding!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 02:04 PM (rDqRv)
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Have you seen the jacks and tire irons that are coming with new vehicles???
Not to get off on a rant here.... but.... no way in hell that little 7" tire iron is going to give you enough leverage to undo the lugnuts that were *snugged* by Jose and his 300 ft lbs impact wrench he uses at Goodyear.
I carry my own bottle jack a good sturdy lug nut cross wrench.
Wimpy lefties are physically unable to change their own tires.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 06, 2015 02:04 PM (8XRCm)
well that's what I mean... it's almost like an issue of pride not knowing how to hang a picture or change a tire or anything.
Another buddy of mine had a clogged kitchen sink for a week. Was waiting for a plumber. I was like, "dude... really?" ended up fixing it for him. Offered to show him how to take apart the trap. He had no interest. Almost went out of his way to not watch me do it.
This "I went to college, so I shouldn't have to do this menial labor" attitude is... bizarre to me.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 02:04 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: torquewrench at May 06, 2015 01:59 PM (noWW6)
'Twas always so. Karl Marx, paid his mistress/servant next to nothing and never acknowledged the child he fathered with her (he was married at the time). His illegitimate son was raised as a servant.
Sums up the Left: they act like they love the "working class" but really all they do is screw them and keep them in their place.
Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at May 06, 2015 02:04 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: rickl at May 06, 2015 02:03 PM (zoehZ)
Threadwinner.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 02:05 PM (oKE6c)
I'll just leave this right here.
http://bit.ly/1H1sMbi
Jeebus. I literally jumped in my chair. {{{shudder}}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 02:05 PM (FsuaD)
Just have your chauffeur change it.
Posted by: Mr Mu Mu at May 06, 2015 02:05 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Conscientious Progressive at May 06, 2015 02:05 PM (OXzvH)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2015 02:05 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2015 02:05 PM (d2cM3)
Yeah, the jack and tire iron that came stock with my Civic kind of suck.
Works though in a pinch.
But I also carry a tool kit in my trunk with basic tools, bottle jack, flares, etc.
Fuck trying to use the Honda stock caveman tools.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 02:06 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 02:07 PM (g7Ibl)
>>it's almost like an issue of pride not knowing how to hang a picture or change a tire or anything.
I don't know how anyone could not be able to hang a picture. It is not complicated. I hang pictures and paint the walls but I have never changed a tireand I have no intention of doing so. I am a conservative and a girl though, so I can just plead gendre roles and let a man do it for me, right? I am cool with that.
Posted by: Lea at May 06, 2015 02:07 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2015 02:04 PM (Vm8WO)
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well... that was worth reading twice.....
Posted by: fixerupper at May 06, 2015 02:07 PM (8XRCm)
Imperial system 1 inch is 1/12 of a foot which is 1/5280th of a mile
Hmmm...which makes more sense? Tough choice.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 02:08 PM (0LHZx)
Ha, yeah when we moved offices I had to set up half my cubes' computers.
The guys were like, "oh we'll let the IT people do it. I don't know how to set up a computer."
Are you guys fucking kidding me? Everythings USB except the DVI monitors. Just shove shit in to the back of the computer until it fits somewhere for fucks sake.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 02:08 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: High Priest ManBearPig
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Science has been very, very good to me.
Posted by: ManBearPig at May 06, 2015 02:08 PM (LImiJ)
Far more enlightened than Americans are when it comes to attitudes toward Christianity, Israel, taxes, public transport and the social welfare state and we need to emulate them
but:
when it comes to limits on abortion after 20 weeks, well, who cares what the Europeans think? They're just a bunch of white people.
Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at May 06, 2015 02:09 PM (u0lmX)
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I've read a lot of it.
I didn't think it was incomprehensible. It's pretty damning vs a couple of the equipment guys and Brady.
Belichick and other coaches seem to be off the hook.
Posted by: Y-not at May 06, 2015 02:09 PM (9BRsg)
Nothing like a big-brain overlord who has to stand there while an average guy saves his ass. Until the day comes when the average guy decides he's got your tit in a wringer.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 02:09 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Iblis at May 06, 2015 02:09 PM (9221z)
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I will use my phone and my pen to rewrite the regulations resulting from that Congressional act.
Posted by: His Baracko Majesty, El Jefe at May 06, 2015 02:09 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Gisele Bündchen at May 06, 2015 02:09 PM (P330y)
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One picture - sure. Any grouping of two or more. That's a different question.
And don't bother using a level - the eyes do not lie.
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2015 02:09 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 06, 2015 02:09 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2015 02:04 PM (Vm8WO)
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well... that was worth reading twice.....
BBD is always worth a second look.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 06, 2015 02:09 PM (YEelc)
Yeah, I don't know. They don't own a hammer, first off.
I should probably point out that I'm in my late 20s and talking about guys in their 20s and 30s.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 02:10 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 02:10 PM (mZkJr)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2015 02:10 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 02:10 PM (g7Ibl)
You occasionally see a car limping down the road on a rim and the shredded remains of a tire.
I hadn't changed a tire in years, until last summer. Old, out of shape, over weight. It only took me an hour, three rest breaks and a six pack of beer, but 'I gotther done'.
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 02:11 PM (i5zvT)
If I can pay someone a reasonable fee to do the dirty work, I'll always do it. It's not a political statement, I just don't like doing shit like changing tires or mowing the lawn, washing my car, etc.
On the flip side there are people who like to look down their nose at someone for GHASP not changing their own oil. I know a guy who has disdain for people who use a driving lawn mower instead of a push mower since it's some how not legit or something. I've never understood that mentality.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 02:11 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Mark in Portland at May 06, 2015 02:11 PM (DpRZj)
Most every wife/widow within eight blocks of Stately VIA Manor knows to ring the door ball or Mrs VIA simply says "Oh...call VIA, he can fix it".
Most of the husbands/boyfriends/Ex hubbies around here are useless for anything except pushing a double wide jogging stroller.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2015 02:12 PM (VPLuQ)
gender roles and let a man do it for me, right?
Yes ma'am you may.
And I'd be happy to change the tire for you.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 02:12 PM (mZkJr)
I kind of get that, but I also can change a tire in under 5 minutes and usually don't want to wait for 30 minutes for some asshole to show up and do it for me.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 02:12 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2015 02:04 PM (Vm8WO)
Correct. Your friends want to do wonderous, glorious things to your clit.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 06, 2015 02:12 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: Y-not at May 06, 2015 02:12 PM (9BRsg)
-We have no proof that the Pats knowingly did anything wrong, deflating their footballs, so they're likely guilty.
Posted by: MFM at May 06, 2015 02:13 PM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2015 02:13 PM (2cS/G)
The one that built the English Empire...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 02:13 PM (/4AZU)
Tom wears a special decoder ring with the secret deflater punch on game day, and he's very adept at using it for lowering ball pressure.
Posted by: Patriot Ball Boy Whistleblower at May 06, 2015 02:13 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 06, 2015 02:09 PM (YEelc)
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And her writing is good too.......
Posted by: fixerupper at May 06, 2015 02:13 PM (8XRCm)
That's gotta hurt.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 02:13 PM (mZkJr)
I mean, thats fine I guess.
For me, it's just a matter of expedience. I know I will do it quickly and the right way and I don't mind getting my hands dirty, so why would I pay someone else to do it?
Although, I do pay my mechanic to change my oil and work on my cars usually. But that's just... not enough time in the day kind of thing.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 02:13 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Jeremiah Wright at May 06, 2015 02:13 PM (xkSSa)
BBD is always worth a second look.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 06, 2015 02:09 PM (YEelc)
Aw shucks. (Blushes)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2015 02:13 PM (d2cM3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 02:14 PM (g7Ibl)
Questions for the Left:
1. Is it a given that anti-Islam speech either triggers attacks or justifies them?
2. Do you believe that any anti-Islam speech will trigger an attack?
3. Since you believe that a certain segment of the population will attack or retaliate against certain aspects of free speech, have you always been a racist?
4. have you just gone ahead and dropped the pretense of the "noble savage" and fully endorsed the acts of outright savages?
5. Since you think they can be "baited" into murder, do you even see them as thinking, rationalizing human beings?
6. Does cowardice influence all your political reasoning?
7. I'm going to shoot you now, your anti-freedom hate speech has triggered this response.
Posted by: SGTYork at May 06, 2015 02:14 PM (/yNLK)
It's weirdly Victorian. Upper class 19th century British aristos were very proud of never having to do manual labor - that was the definition of a "gentleman.'
Ah, yes, that's really a "progressive" attitiude isn't it?
Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at May 06, 2015 02:14 PM (u0lmX)
http://tinyurl.com/k58fw4q
via Drudge: Actual number of government agencies - unknown.
Not to mention the enhanced confidence in how well we are represented.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 06, 2015 02:15 PM (BZAd3)
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Except in the real world.
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2015 02:04 PM (gmeXX)
As a scientist, I love the metric system, and barely know the Imperial system. When I was in college my parents used to tease me: "How many ounces in a quart?" (To this day I'm not sure whether it's 16 or 32.)
I'd ask them: "How much does a quart of water weigh? How long do you have heat it with a 110 V, 5 A heating element to get the water to boil?"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 02:15 PM (oKE6c)
Nothing will be done, of course.
Posted by: Y-not at May 06, 2015 02:15 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: ajlfour at May 06, 2015 02:15 PM (E5FCx)
...and everyone responded, "...fucking nerds..."
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 02:15 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2015 02:15 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 02:16 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: irright at May 06, 2015 02:16 PM (aSKRB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 02:16 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 02:16 PM (g7Ibl)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 06, 2015 02:16 PM (YEelc)
>>If a tire store is nearby I roll on my steel rims. Lightweight vehicle. No damage.
I have done that at least once! Cheap, light cars can roll a mile or so to the store...
Posted by: Lea at May 06, 2015 02:16 PM (lIU4e)
That disbelief is not only incompatible with Western values, it's despotic and tyrannical.
If you move to a nation who values these principles, and you're offended by them, maybe it's time to find another country to live in.
Because nobody here is going to change for you. No matter how much the liberals lie about it.
By the way, democracy doesn't mean you get to change what other people say or do because you have rights. It should occur to you everyone else has "rights" also.
I'm a little tired of arguing with 7th century Neanderthals and liberals with the IQ and instincts of cromagnon man.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2015 02:16 PM (GGCsk)
Yeah, I've forced my girlfriend to learn.
Because it's a pretty useful thing to know how to do.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 02:16 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Old Man Parker at May 06, 2015 02:17 PM (OXzvH)
As a redneck, I don't know.
I DO know it doesn't take long with the oxy acetylene torch.
Not long at all.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 02:17 PM (mZkJr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2015 02:17 PM (MeuoO)
Use a ratchet, not the caveman tool that came with the truck.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 02:17 PM (AkOaV)
For me, it's just a matter of expedience. I know I will do it quickly and the right way and I don't mind getting my hands dirty, so why would I pay someone else to do it?
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 02:13 PM (AkOaV)
_________
Well yeah I have a flat and I'm told a tow truck will be there in 3 hours, I'll say fuck it and do it myself. But if it's 45 mins or something, I'll gladly wait and let someone else get dirty.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 02:17 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 02:17 PM (oVJmc)
>>I love the metric system
I'm not anti-metric system, although I do think it's sort of boring. Oh, everything is a factor of ten. Yippee.
But practically, it would be an expensive, pita to change the whole country over.
Posted by: Lea at May 06, 2015 02:18 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 02:08 PM (0LHZx)
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It's arbitrary unless you are too stupid to double click on the calculator app.
You really are a cretin. Please, just drop dead, fucktard.
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at May 06, 2015 02:18 PM (xkSSa)
Hot tip:
loosen the lug nuts while the car is still on the ground. Use your body weight by stepping on the tire iron if you need to.
Then, once they're all (slightly) loose, jack the car up.
Will save you a lot of energy.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 02:18 PM (AkOaV)
It's a matter of pride in one's self-sufficiency. "I can do this!" and then to do it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 02:18 PM (oKE6c)
Breitbart
Yeah so reassuring? Hey maybe we should start profiling?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 02:19 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 06, 2015 02:19 PM (LImiJ)
Haven't had to since - that's what portable air compressors are for - to get you to the gas station if you have a flat.
Also, love the internet for all the handy repair tips. I hate calling plumbers, repairmen etc.
Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2015 02:19 PM (cbfNE)
If I have a flat, I just buy a new car with all the money I accumulated thanks to the Greatest President Evah, Bill Clinton!!!
Posted by: Mr. Mook Mook at May 06, 2015 02:19 PM (1FyZ2)
2. ..... you vile Xian, knuckledraging, sister humping, snaggletoothed, sloth faced, environment destroying conservative dickwad.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 06, 2015 01:58 PM (8XRCm)
Who you callin' "sloth faced"?????
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 06, 2015 02:19 PM (ewiBW)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 06, 2015 02:19 PM (mt2jL)
Metric system: 1 centimeter = 1/100 of a meter which is 1/1000 of a kilometer
Imperial system 1 inch is 1/12 of a foot which is 1/5280th of a mile
Hmmm...which makes more sense? Tough choice.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016
Maybe for you, easy for anyone that grew up in a non-metric world.
Just because math is hard for you and you have to count by tens (fingers) doesn't mean it's difficult for others. I bet your next trick is to make a circle into 1,000 degrees and subdivide it from there.
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at May 06, 2015 02:19 PM (4CRfK)
It's written in legalese, so yeah.
They use phasing like "more probably true than not true" and things like that.
But the take home is that they thoroughly de-bunked the theory/excuse that the ball deflation was caused by atmospheric conditions. Their consultants ran a butt load of tests that de-bunk that. And the balls' under inflation was pretty big. They have text messages talking about a "needle" and the consultants confirmed how long it would take to deflate a dozen footballs -- plenty of time when the guy took them into the bathroom. Stuff like that.
Posted by: Y-not at May 06, 2015 02:19 PM (9BRsg)
I'm in sales, so my time is usually more valuable then that.
I don't get paid sitting on the side of the highway smoking cigarettes and playing on my iphone.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 02:19 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 06, 2015 02:20 PM (XO6WW)
Well ya know with the Letterman show and all, I mean the man is busy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 02:20 PM (rDqRv)
Watch it there, you'll bring ace to the ont! Bad bad things happen then.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2015 02:20 PM (d2cM3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 02:21 PM (g7Ibl)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 02:21 PM (mZkJr)
Exactly. I get a huge amount of pride and self satisfaction from fixing shit that I don't know how to fix.
Like my stupid boiler system. Had a little leak. Said "fuck this, I'm not calling an HVAC guy."
Took half a day, but I fixed it. And now I know how for next time.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 02:22 PM (AkOaV)
Just because math is hard for you and you have to count by tens (fingers) doesn't mean it's difficult for others. I bet your next trick is to make a circle into 1,000 degrees and subdivide it from there.
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at May 06, 2015 02:19 PM (4CRfK)
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I grew up in a non-metric world just like you. And I've always thought it was idiotic to use inches and yard and quarts instead of centimeters, meters and liters. I remember when I first learned about the metric system thinking, why the fuck do we not use this?
Guess that makes me a filthy communist, huh?
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 02:22 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2015 02:17 PM (MeuoO)
Speaking of which, I just got an impact driver for DIY jobs around the house (not so much for lug nuts). Amazingly effective. I wish I'd gotten one long ago. Frozen nut, a real bitch to get off even with WD-40 and a big ass wrench? One zap with the impact driver, and it's loose faster than you can say "Obama is a SCOAMT."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 02:22 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2015 02:19 PM (cbfNE)
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No. No no no no. You got it wrong. Change your own tires...... but call ..... and hire..... you friendly neighborhood contractor.
House hold repairs are *best* left to professionals.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 06, 2015 02:22 PM (8XRCm)
I don't know. Whatever.
The left is full of really really really smart people who don't know
shit about the world they live in. Couldn't tell you the first thing
about how the water gets from the ground in to their faucet, or how wood
goes from trees to a finished house.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 01:38 PM (AkOaV)
Anybody who didn't sleep through elementary school science class, or anyone who was ever given a magnet toy (and there are thousands of them) as a child, and who had the curiosity to try to see what the magnet would and would not attract, would know as a simple matter of fact, that a magnet won't attract aluminum, or copper, or brass, or plastic...
Now, understanding why that is the case gets you quite deep into physics, but the simple fact that some materials are magnetic, and some aren't is scarcely less obvious than the fact the Sun rises daily.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2015 02:22 PM (AsnOe)
They are a team a lot of us love to hate. In my case, it's mostly because I can't stand Belichick, who seems like a humorless a-hole.
I think Brady is an excellent QB, but it looks like at some point (unknown when, but more than just one game) he decided he needed an edge. Maybe he had a hand injury? I don't know.
I don't like cheating. My D&D alignment is Lawful-Lawful, lol! And I need the distraction, so that's why I'm reading this thing. But it's not about hating on the team as much as it's a detective story of sorts.
I think Brady is guilty but nothing will come of it.
Posted by: Y-not at May 06, 2015 02:22 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2015 02:20 PM (d2cM3)
But not to you, correct?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 06, 2015 02:23 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2015 02:24 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 02:24 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: River Guide at May 06, 2015 02:24 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 02:10 PM (g7Ibl)
Sorry Boss, but I'll put soccer WAGS up against ANY WAGS from any league. I submit Belen Rodriguez.
http://tinyurl.com/ovyzt34
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 02:24 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 02:24 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 06, 2015 02:22 PM (8XRCm)
I never call the "professionals" unless I really really have to.
Namely because I worked as a carpenter throughout high school and college and know "the professionals" aren't any smarter then I am and give way less of a shit about the quality of their work then I do.
So if some dude who has been in the US for a week can figure out how to (xyz) then so can I.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 02:24 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 02:18 PM (oKE6c)
___________
I can paint. Anyone can paint. But I fucking hate painting. So while I could easily paint my house, I prefer to hire someone else to do it. Same goes with moving. Any able bodied adult can haul a couch and a TV into a UHaul. But typically we prefer to pay someone else to do it. And I don't see why that's such an awful thing.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 02:25 PM (0LHZx)
Like today, where Obama has two items on his published schedule:
10am - Daily briefing (but he doesn't attend even half of these, right?)
12:30 - Lunch w/Biden
For reals.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2015 02:25 PM (2TN4k)
Our bff, who was best man at our wedding, is Chaotic-Greedy!
Posted by: Y-not at May 06, 2015 02:25 PM (9BRsg)
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i was joshin around. I AM one of those professionals.....
Posted by: fixerupper at May 06, 2015 02:25 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Y-not at May 06, 2015 02:26 PM (9BRsg)
I use a big piece of steel pipe.
Gives you more leverage.
But I also have a ton of air tools. I just don't use them as much. I probably would if I had a better / more convenient compressor then my shitty little jobsite one.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 02:26 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2015 02:24 PM (cbfNE)
That's just common sense. You'd have to be out of your mind to mess with a garage door spring. I wouldn't even consider it, and neither would the handyman from whom I learned so much. If you accidentally free that spring, under tension ... could be pretty grisly.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 02:26 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 02:26 PM (AkOaV)
As to metric vs english, some of the country people I have lived with don't do either. Distances are, 'go on past the turn off to chattem', and 'left at Kennies barn'.
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 02:27 PM (i5zvT)
But if it's 45 mins or something, I'll gladly wait and let someone else get dirty.
I've got better things to do with 45 minutes than sit on the side of the road with my dick in my hand.
And for the dirt, a pair of gloves and a set of coveralls doesn't take much room in the trunk.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 06, 2015 02:27 PM (ewiBW)
Posted by: River Guide at May 06, 2015 02:27 PM (RJMhd)
them as much. I probably would if I had a better / more convenient
compressor then my shitty little jobsite one.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 02:26 PM (AkOaV)/i]
I'm not talking about a big boy impact driver, but a little homeowner DeWalt battery-powered toy. Trying to loosen a frozen nut in an awkward and cramped location? Zap. Done. I love it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 02:28 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jean at May 06, 2015 02:28 PM (ztOda)
http://tinyurl.com/ovyzt34
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 02:24 PM
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No one said beards had to be ugly.
Posted by: irright at May 06, 2015 02:28 PM (aSKRB)
$35/hr is worth every penny to not have to worry about any of that time nor spending entire weekends on home projects. If I never have to step foot inside a Home Depot again, I'll be a happy camper.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 02:29 PM (0LHZx)
2. It is so predictable that Islamists will kill you if you say something "anti-Islamic" that victims of murder attempts can be said to have brought their attacks on themselves.
3. Let's import us a buncha third-world muslims cuz diversity an' stuff.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2015 02:29 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 02:11 PM (0LHZx)
I'd KILL for a riding mower, my property isn't right for one, too steep.
Posted by: Iblis at May 06, 2015 02:30 PM (9221z)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2015 02:20 PM (d2cM3)
But not to you, correct?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 06, 2015 02:23 PM (fwARV)
Snort. Don't blame me when gets mad at how filthy we are then!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2015 02:30 PM (d2cM3)
Posted by: irright at May 06, 2015 02:31 PM (aSKRB)
(real) turkeys, but it's hardly in the same class as not knowing the
aluminum is not magnetic. Every schoolboy is aware of that 30 seconds
after getting a magnet.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 01:50 PM (oKE6c)
Maybe magnets are haram in Indonesian madrassas. Or else Obama is just an incurious dunce.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2015 02:33 PM (AsnOe)
"Do you really see five fingers, Winston, or just to convince me you see them?"
Posted by: RM at May 06, 2015 02:34 PM (fRppw)
I. T. C. waaaas a sonofvabatch
got a flat tire at the whore house switch
Climbed out the window with
his dick in his haaaaand
Said ladies I'm a real steel driving man
Posted by: Cadence favorites of CaseyJones at May 06, 2015 02:34 PM (3yfGn)
Anyway she went on a trip to visit her sister in NC and the engine blew. I was down in GA when she called me while visiting parents. Had to drive back and meet her at the bus station. I said good riddance to bad rubbish. I had a friend at work with a used Toyota he wanted to sell. That worked out fine.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 02:38 PM (wlDny)
1) We should respect and honor Islam, as an important human religion.
2) Christianity is filled with haters and fools.
Posted by: PT Branum at May 06, 2015 02:39 PM (/EkKm)
1) Expressing dislike for Islam is just racist, despite the fact that Islam is not based on race.
2) Hating Jews is totes okay. They are a vile people.
Posted by: PT Branum at May 06, 2015 02:40 PM (/EkKm)
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That's correct.
Colts balls were fine.
There's really very little wiggle room, short of a confession. about the intentional deflation. There's a lot of strong circumstantial evidence that points to Brady's knowledge of the practice and that the practice went on for some time. They don't know exactly how long, maybe a couple of years.
I wonder if Brady is developing arthritis in his hands or something.
Posted by: Y-not at May 06, 2015 02:44 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: DaveA at May 06, 2015 02:46 PM (DL2i+)
will be there in 3 hours, I'll say fuck it and do it myself. But if it's
45 mins or something, I'll gladly wait and let someone else get dirty.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 02:17 PM (0LHZx)
Heh. Just wait until you get a flat when you are down in the ghetto trying to pick up some strange.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2015 02:51 PM (AsnOe)
Bzzzt, This is just asking for trouble, rounded nut, broken lug, messed up ankle. Turn the wrench the other way parallel to the ground, seat it firmly, slowly pull carefully straight up with your legs.
Posted by: DaveA at May 06, 2015 02:55 PM (DL2i+)
Islam, is racist, and hateful, and irrational, and "islamophobic."
TFB
2. It is so predictable that Islamists will kill you if you say
something "anti-Islamic" that victims of murder attempts can be said to
have brought their attacks on themselves.
Worked well for those two assclowns in Texas, didn't it. Last I heard, they are chilling out in a meat locker at the morgue.
1. Islam is compatible with Western values.
Right. Beheading nonbelievers is sooo compatible with western values.
2. We're going to have to change some core Western values to avoid violence from our new Muslim friends.
No. And by no, I mean NFW NO. If the dudes with laundry on their heads don't like the way we live here - western values such as they are - then get the f*** out and go back to that camel camp you came from.
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at May 06, 2015 02:59 PM (DlmoZ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 06, 2015 03:02 PM (ewiBW)
1) Tu Quoque: Sports riots!!1!! White boys riot too!!!1!!!
2) Rioting is the result of oppression by evil whites.
Posted by: Rex Graine at May 06, 2015 03:04 PM (2vJ77)
https://youtu.be/ll2Z3-F-Y_c
Tell me this isn't an evil omen of bloodshed to come.
Posted by: Feh at May 06, 2015 03:05 PM (GbQ2h)
Posted by: Jean at May 06, 2015 02:28 PM (ztOda)
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Always has, always will.
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 03:11 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 06, 2015 03:14 PM (C3KwS)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 01:15 PM (/4AZU)
Whoa, whoa, whoa there.
My mother's paternal ancestors left Devonshire (small town northwest of Exeter) because of Cromwell's persecution of the area.
You are my sworn enemy; prepare to die!!11!!
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 06, 2015 03:22 PM (0RdKg)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 06, 2015 03:28 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 03:42 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: KaiserDerden at May 06, 2015 03:54 PM (k5jE4)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2015 01:19 PM (fWAjv)
^^^^^^^
THIS
Mercy. I can't tell you many leftist friends on Facebook have used that argument on me. That, and "Christians were burning people at the stake back in 1400 and Islam is only 1,400 years old, so they're the same!"
I'm seriously leaning toward the idea that leftism is some sort of brain disorder.
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 06, 2015 04:01 PM (0RdKg)
Posted by: Chilling the most at May 06, 2015 04:47 PM (zW5rQ)
1) Feminism can only be fully embraced and understood by females that were born female, as transgendered females being born male still, in fact, benefit from the patriarchy.
2) There are no real differences between males and females. Any perceived differences are the product of societal brainwashing, ironically usually brainwashing for which the patriarchy itself is responsible.
Ace (and many others) is (are) 100% accurate in stating that in order to be a liberal progressive, one must not think about one's beliefs. Ever.
Posted by: PBJ5959 at May 06, 2015 04:53 PM (r1du+)
1. Mocking or blasphemy of Islam is hateful, should be socially unacceptable, and Muslim violence to stop it is understandable.
2. Mocking or blasphemy of Christianity (eg: piss christ, Virgin Mary having sex, Last Temptation Of Christ) is cutting edge art. Christians are rude to complain about it, or try and defund it, and of course any violent response would be totally beyond the pale.
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