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Morning, horde!
Posted by: elaine at May 06, 2015 06:16 AM (Y0Piu) 2
Today's White board sign: "Al Lives Matter. Pray For the US."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2015 06:17 AM (MeuoO) 3
Make that "All"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2015 06:18 AM (MeuoO) 4
And the last up the street has a whiteboard sign too
"Justice for Police officer Scott . (He was shot in face in NYC) Support the police." Join the whiteboard "revolution" today! ;^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2015 06:20 AM (MeuoO) 5
3 Make that "All"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2015 06:18 AM (MeuoO) Alabaman lives still matter, but they don't get a special status. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 06, 2015 06:21 AM (J+mig) 6
DAY 911 552 to go (625 to Inauguration Day 2017) Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2015 06:21 AM (St6BJ) 7
Yesterday was the 70th anniversary of my mother's liberation from Mauthausen. G-d bless the wonderful GI's from the 11th Armored Division, and G-d Bless America. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2015 06:22 AM (St6BJ) 8
G'morning, all
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2015 06:23 AM (VPLuQ) 9
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 06, 2015 06:21 AM (J+mig)
Yes Alabama lives are included in the All. :^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2015 06:26 AM (MeuoO) Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 06, 2015 06:32 AM (9mWut) Posted by: Ox E Moron at May 06, 2015 06:34 AM (VQjKe) 12
Mornin, 'rons and 'ronettes.
One of the great, if unknown, American wits was prospector, writer, gambler, fight manager and all-around raconteur Wilson Mizner. The New Yorker writer Alva Johnston did a series of profiles about Wilson and his brother, architect Addison, which formed the basis for the fascinating book The Legendary Mizners, and composer Stephen Sondheim used the brothers' lives as the subject for his musical Bounce. At one time, Mizner was married to Mary Yerkes, widow of multimillionaire Charles T. Yerkes, and the two lived together in the Yerkes' lavish Fifth Avenue mansion. During the marriage, Mizner wanted to insure Mary's life without her knowing about it, but the insurance company required a sample of her urine before they would write out a policy. What to do? The indomitable Mizner approached a demure young librarian of his acquaintance and asked her for a small favor. "If you do this for me," he promised, "I'll treat you and your mother to a first-class, round-trip all-expenses-paid tour of Europe." When the lab report came back, it seemed that the pretty young librarian had a. . .well, let's just say a rather awkward Sandra Fluke-type disease. After a little while had gone by, she called Mizner to ask about her trip to Europe. "Europe!" Mizner bellowed. "You couldn't pee your way to Hoboken!" Hope you all have a wonderful day. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2015 06:34 AM (zF6Iw) 13
Good morning everyone! Bacon, eggs and coffee; and the morning thread. Life is good.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2015 06:34 AM (60Vyp) 14
Has the Hollywood recounteur found new tales? yay
Posted by: Ox E Moron at May 06, 2015 06:38 AM (VQjKe) 15
Join the whiteboard "revolution" today! ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2015 06:20 AM (MeuoO) Racists. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 06, 2015 06:40 AM (fwARV) 16
As the morning comes rushing at me, I like to close my eyes, and mumble "Ole!" as I drift back to sleep.
Posted by: MTF at May 06, 2015 06:45 AM (TcePY) 17
So, McConnell filed for cloture yesterday to cut off debate on the Iran surrender deal. May G-d turn him into a chandelier, so he can hang by day and burn by night. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2015 06:47 AM (St6BJ) 18
Seventy years is an extremely short time ago ...
Will not forget in seventy times seventy. NazISISm *spit* Posted by: Ox E Moron at May 06, 2015 06:48 AM (VQjKe) 19
So Huckster is announced and his primary issue seems to be protecting federal spending from attack. What a guy.
Posted by: MTF at May 06, 2015 06:48 AM (TcePY) 20
Good Morning Morons. I'm still alive, barely.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 06:50 AM (wlDny) 21
Looks like McStains is vulnerable and there are potentially 2 people who will challenge him. Winnow it down to 1 and let's get behind him/her. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2015 06:51 AM (St6BJ) 22
Morning all.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 06:51 AM (IEo4a) 23
Once again, cnn only gets half of the story. On the one hand, yes, now I know what it would've looked like if the cop had used a rifle instead of his service pistol. BUT, what if the jihadis had reached the door? Would they have knocked?
I'm so confused... :\ Posted by: m0x at May 06, 2015 06:51 AM (RFwVQ) 24
Huck had Tony Orlando introduce him onstage. Way to lock up the youth vote.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2015 06:52 AM (tzxVZ) 25
23 Posted by: m0x at May 06, 2015 06:51 AM (RFwVQ)
Candygram . . . Telegram . . . Landshark . . . I KEEEL YOU!!!! "Come right in!" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2015 06:53 AM (St6BJ) 26
Gellar acted stupidly and could have gotten a baby or a cop killed, with her stupid, hateful speech. Speech that offends can be dangerous to others.
Stone her! Posted by: Bill O'Blowhard, with no trace of self awareness at May 06, 2015 06:53 AM (+kznc) 27
They will never forgive Ms Geller for surviving. Sort of like progressive jews feel about Israel
Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 06, 2015 06:54 AM (zOTsN) 28
Being a bit of a nutrition nut I've been watching a bunch of science and nutrition shows with my Amazon account. The bastards 'suggest' if you like one program you might like these... and next thing you know you're glued to the screen.
Anyway, in this one program a science guy through spectral analysis determined through examining hundreds of bones dating back to Neanderthal times that men (and women) are historically meat eaters. Not one vegetarian bone ever found. They can look at the composition of a cows bone as a control. Neat stuff, so enjoy your meat. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 06, 2015 06:55 AM (xQX/f) 29
The warmies truly are crazy. How to solve the phony warming crisis . . . .
eat bugs http://fxn.ws/1zArXU7 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 06:55 AM (wlDny) 30
24 Huck had Tony Orlando introduce him onstage. Way to lock up the youth vote.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2015 06:52 AM (tzxVZ) Tony introduced him as Freddie Prinze. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2015 06:55 AM (St6BJ) 31
Everything ok Vic? We have missed you, just figured it was rocking chair time!
Posted by: FCF at May 06, 2015 06:56 AM (kejii) 32
I have to Agree with you and Pope Fidel II on this one, Bill! Loose lips get folks killed!
Posted by: Laura Ingraham, talk show hostess always respectful of jihadis' sensitivities at May 06, 2015 06:56 AM (+kznc) 33
Extremism in the defense of liberty Is no vice
Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 06, 2015 06:58 AM (zOTsN) 34
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Everything ok Vic? We have missed you, just figured it was rocking chair time! Posted by: FCF at May 06, 2015 06:56 AM (kejii) It was Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny) 35
Woah, why is such a smart military blog covering a local news story like a hero cop when the real question is why is that raycisst still roaming the streets? It's like she screamed fire in movie theater, amIrite? ~Your betters in the media
Glad to see you back Vic, I've missed your morning updates. Posted by: Flyguy at May 06, 2015 06:59 AM (3sOO0) 36
More good work from @Bob_Owens on identifying the bad guys' guns and describing the firefight.
Cool stuff. The officer fired, kept advancing the entire time while firing. 30 year veteran of the police force. Nice work. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 06, 2015 06:59 AM (xQX/f) 37
J.J.-May the memory of your Mother and the Holocaust be remembered for all time.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2015 07:00 AM (tzxVZ) Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2015 07:00 AM (kGsA2) 39
#TerroristLivesMatter
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 07:01 AM (oVJmc) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 07:01 AM (wlDny) 41
J.J.-May the memory of your Mother and the Holocaust be remembered for all time.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2015 07:00 AM (tzxVZ) It will. The left knows their mistakes and are determined to finish the job this time. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2015 07:03 AM (zF6Iw) 42
What sort of bubble does Huckabee live in that makes him think anyone on this planet wants him to run for president? Must be listening to voices in his head. Or he's a pure attention whore.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 06, 2015 07:05 AM (zFn4j) 43
Yeah I won't be giving CNN any click time if I can avoid it; screw them with the Rusty Hatchet Of Opprobrium. But I will read Owen's take.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2015 07:06 AM (5KIZu) 44
J.J.-May the memory of your Mother and the Holocaust be remembered for all time.
Posted by: Ben Had I agree with Ben Had Johnsons' sentiments! -Howard Johnson (Seriously, much respect JJ) Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 07:06 AM (IEo4a) 45
Ace was on fleek yesterday. Not 100% sure what that means, but I think it means tight and on point. Soundin' like the cool kids.
His piece on Pam Gellar was outstanding. The chattering classes have taken, "I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it" but with much more emphasis on the disagree and make you a social pariah who sorta deserves to die than the whole defending to *my* death sort of thing. Posted by: Gem at May 06, 2015 07:08 AM (c+gwp) 46
Looks like that Democrat Baltimore States attorney is a liar.
She's a smug little bitch who looks like she's about 25 years old. I can't see even one conviction if the police get a trial outside of Baltimore. I hope the police tell her to shove any sort of plea deal up her ass. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 06, 2015 07:10 AM (xQX/f) 47
44 Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 07:06 AM (IEo4a)
Thanks, dude and MP4. So disgusted by everything going on. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2015 07:12 AM (St6BJ) 48
If I was making a cool video that had nothing to do with the facts I would have the Cops pull out a BAR.
Posted by: skip at May 06, 2015 07:12 AM (GF3eE) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2015 07:12 AM (St6BJ) 50
I see the cop who took out the jihadis in Garland advanced on the targets during the engagement. 8 shell casings on the ground in a path towards the vehicle.
Well done sir, very well done. Your bold action and total devotion to duty reflect great credit upon yourself and were in keeping with the highest traditions of the Civilian Police Force. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2015 07:12 AM (60Vyp) 51
States Attorney gots nuthin. If I'm representing the cops, I'm pushing for a quick trial, certainly no pleas. They will all walk.
Then they should file suit against the State for Malicious Prosecution and should seek punitive damages. Posted by: Anti-socialist at May 06, 2015 07:12 AM (+kznc) 52
Looks like that Democrat Baltimore States attorney is a liar.
She's "over" everything. Over-charged Over-reached Overconfident What she needs to do is get over herself. Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 07:13 AM (IEo4a) 53
reflect great credit upon yourself and were in keeping with the highest traditions of the ....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2015 07:12 AM (60Vyp) Man, have I heard that phrase read out loud a few times. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 06, 2015 07:13 AM (fwARV) 54
If I was making a cool video that had nothing to do with the facts I would have the Cops pull out a BAR.
Yes. With a Ghurka and a Ninja as backup. Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2015 07:14 AM (JO9+V) 55
Saw Johnny Jihad #2 mom on the news. He was a good boy, not a terrorist.
Sorry ma'am, but your son was an evil piece of shit. And a terrorist. Posted by: DangerGirl at May 06, 2015 07:14 AM (F8EBp) 56
Then they should file suit against the State for Malicious Prosecution and should seek punitive damages.
Posted by: Anti-socialist at May 06, 2015 07:12 AM (+kznc) So... either way the taxpayers get screwed. I know that's the system, but it's jacked up. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 06, 2015 07:14 AM (fwARV) 57
51 States Attorney gots nuthin. If I'm representing the cops, I'm pushing for a quick trial, certainly no pleas. They will all walk.
Then they should file suit against the State for Malicious Prosecution and should seek punitive damages. Posted by: Anti-socialist at May 06, 2015 07:12 AM (+kznc) The jury pool and the judge will be tainted like mad. They will be convicted even before the trial begins. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2015 07:14 AM (St6BJ) 58
People who lost property and were hurt on the night of rage in BalmerGaza should also sue the State for Damages, and build the case around the stand down order. Then start subpoenaing cops to testify about the order and all of the destruction that followed.
Posted by: Anti-socialist at May 06, 2015 07:15 AM (+kznc) 59
Morning, Glories. Permission to re-emerge from the aether? I bring links. (And day-old doughnuts.)
Did you hear that the Occupational Safety and Health Administration has formed an "alliance" with a "national social justice advocacy organization for transgender people" primarily to promote gender-appropriate restroom access? Part of a larger OSHA program to partner with groups "committed to worker safety and health to prevent workplace fatalities, injuries, and illnesses." The poor dears are facing fatal discrimination. Massive widespread discrimination. Hundreds of millions, possibly billions, of transgenders are having huge sadz because their cow-orkers don't like them in either bathroom and they have to hold it in, threatening bursting. Government to the rescue! Jeryl Bier, Weekly Standard c/o WZ http://tws.io/1c4KtsU Posted by: mindful webworker at May 06, 2015 07:15 AM (YTvcG) 60
56 So... either way the taxpayers get screwed.
Government must live by the same rules as the rest of us. And, "the taxpayers" put these worthless socialist pols in office. So, no sympathy. Posted by: Anti-socialist at May 06, 2015 07:17 AM (+kznc) 61
So the EPA hallway pooper was a transgender then? That should narrow down the suspect list quite a bit.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2015 07:17 AM (JO9+V) 62
The jury pool and the judge will be tainted like mad. They will be convicted even before the trial begins.
Change of venue. I'm thinking, Texas. Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 07:17 AM (IEo4a) 63
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What sort of bubble does Huckabee live in that makes him think anyone on this planet wants him to run for president? Must be listening to voices in his head. Or he's a pure attention whore. Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 06, 2015 07:05 AM (zFn4j) How about a new book? Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 07:19 AM (wlDny) 64
62 Change of venue. I'm thinking, Texas.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 07:17 AM (IEo4a) Yeah. I just saw that one of the officers is already going after the prostituter, er prosector. Good. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2015 07:19 AM (St6BJ) 65
Can someone tell me how many genders there are? I thought biology dictated two, but SJW seems to want to overrule biology. Bastards are anti-science!
Posted by: MTF at May 06, 2015 07:19 AM (TcePY) 66
I'm somewhat puzzled about this 'terrifying' event in Garland Texas. I'm pretty sure I know what 'terrorism' is and that wasn't it.
What happened in Garland is what we in Chicago call 'Saturday Night'. Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 07:19 AM (42tD/) 67
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People who lost property and were hurt on the night of rage in BalmerGaza should also sue the State for Damages, and build the case around the stand down order. Then start subpoenaing cops to testify about the order and all of the destruction that followed. Posted by: Anti-socialist at May 06, 2015 07:15 AM (+kznc) The States attorney was from Baltimore so they should sue Baltimore. The people in Port Deposit can ill afford to pay for Baltimore's Crimes. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 07:21 AM (wlDny) 68
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 06, 2015 07:13 AM
Heh! Right?! But it's no BS in this case. He did what he was trained to do, he did it well, and he did it without hesitation. Can't ask for more than that. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2015 07:22 AM (60Vyp) 69
I was wondering what poll numbers Huckabee has been reading myself.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 06, 2015 07:22 AM (o00SF) 70
It seems the SJW want to now take over the currency, and picture American heros like Harriet Beecher Stowe and MLK alongside whomever happens to be there now.
These people seem to have a lot of time on their hands. Posted by: MTF at May 06, 2015 07:23 AM (TcePY) 71
@66
1. Ha, yes I've heard to stay clear of Chicago 2. I don't think that too many attempted shootings (and concomitant police shootings of would be thugs) in Chicago occur over people drawing Mohammed 3. I don't think too many attempted shootings (and concomitant police shootings of would be thugs) on a Saturday night in Chicago are praised by known terrorist groups and claimed as their ops. Posted by: lurkingestlurker at May 06, 2015 07:23 AM (P2HYT) 72
Meanwhile, in Los Angles, crazed maniacs are warned, 'don't wave your meat cleaver at LA Cops'.
http://tinyurl.com/n59gt5n Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 07:24 AM (42tD/) 73
My guess on Huck is that he is in this to play the spoiler again.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2015 07:26 AM (tzxVZ) 74
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So Huckster is announced and his primary issue seems to be protecting federal spending from attack. What a guy. Posted by: MTF at May 06, 2015 06:48 AM (TcePY) *uck Huck. Posted by: Killerdog at May 06, 2015 07:26 AM (vntmB) 75
@66
So what happened in Garland was superficially similar to what happens on a Saturday night in any big blue city.except the thugs were islamist uindamentalists, not gang banhers, and their motivation to kill was over a perceived insult to their religion and was applauded by isis and other Islamic nutbags so in reality the attempt was actually nothing like what happens in big blue cities on your average Saturday night. But thanks for playing . Posted by: lurkingestlurker at May 06, 2015 07:27 AM (P2HYT) 76
But it's no BS in this case. He did what he was trained to do, he did it well, and he did it without hesitation. Can't ask for more than that.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2015 07:22 AM (60Vyp) Yup. Posted by: DangerGirl at May 06, 2015 07:27 AM (F8EBp) 77
Maggies Farm links this nice little piece of satisfying political theatre, as Carly Fiorina nails Katie Couric for her Democrat Activist with a Byline Journalism. Moar!
http://bit.ly/1EX4P2v Posted by: MTF at May 06, 2015 07:28 AM (TcePY) 78
Allen West says, "This is what Army Strong means," posting a video showing US Army Captain Sarah Cudd, finishing the grueling final 12-mile road march for her Expert Field Medical Badge (EFMB).
My knees felt wobbly just watching her. I appreciate both her won't-quit spirit and the harrasing encouragement of her compatriots. Allen West http://bit.ly/army-strong The video [1:04] https://youtu.be/g6x2guhVu_w Posted by: mindful webworker at May 06, 2015 07:29 AM (YTvcG) 79
73 My guess on Huck is that he is in this to play the spoiler again.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2015 07:26 AM (tzxVZ) Meh. He's a transparent schmuck. A spoiler is someone like Rubio pre-gang of 8. Blew his wad early and now he's exposed. So far, minus the freaks and geeks, I like our field. Sure, none are perfect, but the experience, class and intelligence are unbeatable - except by MFM smears. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2015 07:29 AM (St6BJ) 80
In regards to that video of the cnn animation at Blaze, does anyone have a link to an alternate video I can actually play?
Probably a flash problem, but I just get a black rectangle. Tried searching but found nothing. Posted by: BananaDream at May 06, 2015 07:30 AM (vLk7c) 81
Did you hear that the Occupational Safety and Health Administration has formed an "alliance" with a "national social justice advocacy organization for transgender people" primarily to promote gender-appropriate restroom access? Part of a larger OSHA program to partner with groups "committed to worker safety and health to prevent workplace fatalities, injuries, and illnesses." I went to a newly opened restaurant not long ago, and there were ten individual restrooms in the basement. Very beautifully done, but not too many established restaurants have that kind of space...must have cost a mint for all the fixtures, too. But probably cheaper than the lawfare that's coming, in the long run. Posted by: Gem at May 06, 2015 07:31 AM (c+gwp) Posted by: Senthal at May 06, 2015 07:31 AM (4HYng) 83
Ugh, I listened to Schmuckabee's announcement of his Presidential aspirations. It made we want to hurl. I'm sick and tired of people using the Cross as a stepladder. I don't give a shit how devout you are, and how you think God needs to be front and center in our nation. How about you just say your beliefs are yours, and you desire a country where people are free to practice theirs unhindered?
Posted by: no good deed at May 06, 2015 07:33 AM (GgxVX) 84
Can't ask for more than that.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2015 07:22 AM (60Vyp) Yup. Any engagement, in any area that ends with 'tango down, no friendly casualties' is a clear-cut win. This guy'll be getting his bourbon paid for for the rest of his life. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 06, 2015 07:33 AM (fwARV) 85
77 Maggies Farm links this nice little piece of satisfying political theatre, as Carly Fiorina nails Katie Couric for her Democrat Activist with a Byline Journalism. Moar!
http://bit.ly/1EX4P2v Posted by: MTF at May 06, 2015 07:28 AM (TcePY) Fiorina gave a good smack-down of Katie Courveh. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2015 07:34 AM (St6BJ) 86
the EPA hallway pooper was a transgender then? That should narrow down the suspect list quite a bit.
**** Actually not as much as you might think. Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 06, 2015 07:34 AM (zFn4j) 87
This may be old news but Marcus Luttrell got in touch with the kid in Baltimore and invited him to spend the day with Luttrell and his team.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2015 07:35 AM (tzxVZ) 88
Jefferson thought the Constitution was crystal clear and argued with Madison over the necessity of including the Bill of Rights. Thankfully, he lost that one or else the Democrat Fascist Totalitarians would already have us in Fun Camp.
Posted by: MTF at May 06, 2015 07:35 AM (TcePY) 89
I just heard this woman interviewed on "Focus On The Family"-Lori Newman-who is the author of "a Cup Of Cold Water in His Name" 60 Practical Ways you can Help Others" Sounds like great book:
http://tinyurl.com/k2raeen Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2015 07:36 AM (MeuoO) 90
What Vic mentioned at #29
"Keeping meat consumption to levels recommended by health authorities would lower emissions and reduce heart disease, cancer, and other diseases," [former UN Sec Gen Kofi no Cream] Annan told The Guardian Sunday. "And of course there are alternative sources of protein. For example, raising insects as an animal protein source," Annan said. "Insects have a very good conversion rate from feed to meat. They make up part of the diet of two billion people and are commonly eaten in many parts of the world." "Eating insects is good for the environment and balanced diets," Annan said. WZ, citing DC http://bit.ly/bugs-b-food Kellogg's Locusts and Honey, now with cinnamon! [gazes at the black angus out in the pasture, munches on another strip of bacon] Posted by: mindful webworker at May 06, 2015 07:37 AM (YTvcG) 91
@78 Capt Cudd is an Army doctor...a veterinarian. Good one, I'd bet.
Never mind the "It's the Eponymy, Stupid" lines. Let's head straight for "the country is going to the dogs." When you say "Army Vet" you usually get a different mental image. Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 06, 2015 07:38 AM (xq1UY) 92
Huck's one of those 'profiteer' candidates, there knowing he can't win, but looking to raise his profile for his own bottom line.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 07:38 AM (oVJmc) 93
66 >> "So what happened in Garland was superficially similar to what happens on a Saturday night in any big blue city."
And if gangbangers were treated the same way ISIS jihadis are treated in Texas and abroad, the world would be a much safer place. But you guys have gun laws and one of the most corrupt city and state governments out side of Nigeria that protect you from that kind of activity, so you're totes safe. Why are you bitchin? Who cares why you're bitchin? No one. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2015 07:38 AM (60Vyp) 94
Heroin dealer in Massachusetts charged with manslaughter in death of 21 year old woman who OD'd. That makes sense, should probably be the rule rather than the exception.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2015 07:38 AM (2cS/G) 95
And if gangbangers were treated the same way ISIS jihadis are treated in Texas and abroad, the world would be a much safer place. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2015 07:38 AM (60Vyp) This, times a million. I've consistently maintained that The Knockout Game will only truly end when it shifts to The Ventilation Game. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 06, 2015 07:40 AM (fwARV) 96
Huck had Tony Orlando introduce him onstage. Way to lock up the youth vote.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2015 06:52 AM (tzxVZ) The sad part is, the only reason to mention Tony Orlando these days is to make a "crack of Dawn" joke. I don't expect we are going to get that from the Huckleberry. Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2015 07:41 AM (Dj0WE) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2015 07:42 AM (MeuoO) 98
I don't know a great deal about Carly Fiorina, but the rest of the GOP field had damned well better be taking notes concerning the way she's kicking the MFM in the balls.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2015 07:42 AM (zF6Iw) 99
Scott Walker has the lowest net worth of any candidate for the office. Hilldog has the highest, despite not having had a private-sector job since just after she was fired for ethical violations from the Watergate committee, and that speaks volumes.
Posted by: MTF at May 06, 2015 07:42 AM (TcePY) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2015 07:43 AM (MeuoO) 101
Everything's bigger in Texas.
Posted by: Eromero at May 06, 2015 07:43 AM (go5uR) 102
Re: Democrat Baltimore States attorney.
How many cases has she tried herself? How many felonies. How many murder cases? Worse yet, why is that basic biographical information about her nowhere to be found? Smart bet is the answer to the above is ... zero. Mosby's not a prosecutor in any meaningful sense. She's a politician. The sum of her actual knowledge of criminal law and procedure come from six credits she took in law school, whatever she managed to absorb for the bar exam, TV cop dramas, plus whatever her assistants who do the actual work tell her it is. (The assistants are the older white people standing behind her during the presser. Think, hanging on through this craziness for the immunity and the pension.) Posted by: Senthal at May 06, 2015 07:44 AM (4HYng) 103
"Keeping meat consumption to levels recommended by health authorities would lower emissions and reduce heart disease, cancer, and other diseases," [former UN Sec Gen Kofi no Cream] Annan told The Guardian Sunday.
"And of course there are alternative sources of protein For starters, he can blow me. Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 07:45 AM (IEo4a) 104
103>> Heh! Best comment this morning.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2015 07:46 AM (60Vyp) 105
"Let it Burn"
Parents say teacher sat, did nothing to stop fight in class. http://tinyurl.com/m7329cn Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 07:46 AM (42tD/) 106
Another entry in the "Cob at Fed" series:
http://tinyurl.com/ofgxftb >>In this instance, those two writers want you to believe that a man who opposed their ideology is just as bad as a man beating his ex-girlfriend in front of kids. It's ridiculous, but in doing so they managed to equate conservative opinions with an abhorrent act, which has always been the goal of this rhetorical trick. Posted by: Mama AJ at May 06, 2015 07:46 AM (0xTsz) 107
So ISIS specifically mentioned Illinois, Michigan, California, Virginia and Maryland in a threat defining 71 operators in 15 states.
A - interesting that they're all blue states B - this is why I carry. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 06, 2015 07:46 AM (fwARV) 108
People who lost property and were hurt on the night of rage in BalmerGaza should also sue the State for Damages, and build the case around the stand down order.
Something to throw back at the leftards, the next time they trot out the "What's wrong with taxes? Don't you want police and fire protection?" canard. Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 06, 2015 07:46 AM (O7MnT) 109
Locusts'n'Honey, mmm.
It might be possible to argue against Annan's point factually, although you gotta admit the mockery is a lot more fun. He's talking about raising insects. Now, eating bugs you find in the woods is eco as hell, just on the face of it. Once you put bugs in a factory farm environment, you get some problems. They produce one hell of a lot of CO2, for one thing. Hyuuge. Possible worse than the silage-stomached bovine methane thing. I suspect Certain Parties have not thought this through. Shocked? Think of the misery inflicted on the poor insects. This will come up, bet on it. Plus, no kid ever wanted to grow up to be a BugBoy. Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 06, 2015 07:47 AM (xq1UY) 110
The sad part is, the only reason to mention Tony Orlando these days is to make a "crack of Dawn" joke. I don't expect we are going to get that from the Huckleberry.
TO is so old, Dawn is closer to sunset. Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 07:47 AM (IEo4a) 111
Two weeks in Ohio, and still lovin' the <15 minute commute to work.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 06, 2015 07:47 AM (O7MnT) 112
"Keeping meat consumption to levels recommended by health authorities
would lower emissions and reduce heart disease, cancer, and other diseases," Health authorities lied to us for forty years about OMG-Cholesterol!!! and told us to eat MOAR CARBS!!! and now we're fat and diabetic. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 07:48 AM (oVJmc) 113
And the FDA will have to revise standards for allowable foreign bug parts in the insect farm's production and packaging. Whoa!
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2015 07:49 AM (JO9+V) 114
So ISIS specifically mentioned Illinois, Michigan, California, Virginia and Maryland in a threat defining 71 operators in 15 states.
Check their notes. See if Texas was recently erased. Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 07:50 AM (IEo4a) 115
"Eating insects is good for the environment and balanced diets," Annan said.
So are we to pray for a plaque of locusts of Biblical proportions? I'll let FenelonSpoke come up with the wording for that one. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 06, 2015 07:50 AM (xQX/f) 116
>>Hilldog has the highest, despite not having had a private-sector job since just after she was fired for ethical violations from the Watergate committee, and that speaks volumes.
Her Rose Law Firm stuff was in the 80s, wasn't it? Posted by: Mama AJ at May 06, 2015 07:50 AM (0xTsz) 117
I'm going to admit it right here: I'm hot for Heather MacDonald. She's fearless and smarter than everyone else. Her essays at City Journal are long form but really great reads. Ace might call them "compelling", but I wouldn't presume to use that word.
In todays adventure, Ms. MacDonald ventures into the swamps at UCLA and smacks around some of the local fauna. Love that. Plus, she is named "Heather". That's kind of a sexy sounding name. http://bit.ly/1FPge5f Posted by: MTF at May 06, 2015 07:51 AM (TcePY) 118
Ben Carson on Levin's show last night at the 96:00 minute mark. He's soft-spoken, but he's a sharp guy. Yes, I know his 2nd amendment stance has been problematic, but he's worth a listen. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2015 07:51 AM (St6BJ) 119
So ISIS specifically mentioned Illinois, Michigan, California, Virginia and Maryland in a threat defining 71 operators in 15 states.
How easy is it to purchase a gun and/or license to carry in those states? Posted by: DangerGirl at May 06, 2015 07:51 AM (F8EBp) 120
"Eating insects is good for the environment and balanced diets," Annan said.
Eat more lobster, Michelle Obama was heard to say. Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 07:51 AM (42tD/) 121
Two days ago Hannity was going on and on about the bravery of that Texas officer who "took on two terrorists who were armed with fully automatic rifles with only his service revolver."
I don't listen to Hannity any more. Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 06, 2015 07:52 AM (PFy0L) 122
FenelonSpoke: "Whoops #97 Forgot the link"
Oh. I thought you were just encouraging us to do so (pray continuously). I'm pretty sure that what I do doesn't constitute mature prayer arising from confident living faith. More like an annoying kid thoughtlessly tugging on Dad's pantsleg begging for favors. But it is continuous! Posted by: mindful webworker - am I here now? am I here now? am I here now? at May 06, 2015 07:52 AM (YTvcG) 123
So are we to pray for a plaque of locusts of Biblical proportions? I'll let FenelonSpoke come up with the wording for that one.
Manna from Heaven? Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 07:52 AM (IEo4a) Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 07:53 AM (oVJmc) 125
@111 Three hunnert thousand persons in the county around Toledo, and if you have to go from one end of the county to the other at rush hour and it takes over 20 minutes, they bitch like hell. The traffic! Oh God!
Of course they still manage to screw up the traffic engineering, but hey, State. Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 06, 2015 07:54 AM (xq1UY) 126
How easy is it to purchase a gun and/or license to carry in those states?
In parts of Virginia, the State basically issues you a rifle when you move there. Seriously, VA is a good gun state - open carry fully legal and no permit required. CHPs are shall-issue. No localities can implement regulations more restrictive than state law. Much different than the other states in that list. Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 06, 2015 07:54 AM (PFy0L) 127
I don't get Hannity's appeal. "Not air-quality" as we used to say in radio. He's not a good debater at all, Alan Colmes being an imbecile notwithstanding. And his perpetual nob-gobbling of Karl Rove is inexcusable. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2015 07:55 AM (St6BJ) 128
I don't listen to Hannity any more.
I've cut down on talk radio. The only program I try to catch now is Andrew Wilkow. Posted by: no good deed at May 06, 2015 07:55 AM (GgxVX) 129
No, I think the idea is more about having the peons eat the bugs that are found as we tenderly care for the arugula that Our Betters will eat, and of course, subtracting that protein from our rations in the name of fairness.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 06, 2015 07:55 AM (go6ud) 130
Next time Kofi goes to a five star restaurant he can order the Locust a La'Orange.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2015 07:56 AM (tzxVZ) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 07:56 AM (wlDny) 132
130 Next time Kofi goes to a five star restaurant he can order the Locust a La'Orange.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2015 07:56 AM (tzxVZ) Fuck that. He'll get dead cockroaches from under the Fry-o-lator, Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2015 07:56 AM (St6BJ) 133
People talk about Texas' plethora of guns but there is another element in play.
In a place where people still speak of honor and honor heroism you might occasionally produce a man who advances in the face of rifle fire, while outnumbered and meets a threat head on. Where honor and heroism are derided, a gun in every hand will seldom produce such men. Posted by: typo dynamofo at May 06, 2015 07:57 AM (i7JE3) 134
How easy is it to purchase a gun and/or license to carry in those states?
Posted by: DangerGirl at May 06, 2015 07:51 AM (F8EBp) In Virginia, you get a gun when youpurchase 8 gallons or more at the gas station. Everywhere else - pretty much impossible. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 06, 2015 07:58 AM (fwARV) 135
Count de Monet: "And the FDA will have to revise standards for allowable foreign bug parts in the insect farm's production and packaging. Whoa!"
That's funny, Count! Would they revise the standard for allowable foreign real-meat parts among the insect products? [Say, what's the microwave setting for a Mayfly-and-June-Bug burrito?] Posted by: mindful webworker - am I here now? am I here now? am I here now? at May 06, 2015 07:59 AM (YTvcG) 136
#125 - I used to drive 90 minutes from Frederick to Herndon to work for a passive-aggressive sociopath. And that was when I hit the road at 0530. Now, I barely have time for traffic and weather driving from Fairborn to Beavercreek.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 06, 2015 07:59 AM (O7MnT) 137
Bugs,
eating of, See Thailand. an old Air Force Radio Operator told me of the 'bot bug' push cart. He didn't say he ate them, but he did mention being too drunk to remember it if he had on numerous occasions. Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 08:00 AM (42tD/) 138
Leviticus outlaws all insects except locusts. Much dispute about their status in Islam (surprised?) The locusts that J the B ate may have been carob seed pods, and the honey, sap from the tamarisk tree.
To avoid the bug-eaters, you have to go with the vegetabletarians? Could we expect more respect for religions from the UN? Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 06, 2015 08:00 AM (xq1UY) 139
The Garland officer who stopped the threat had True Grit.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2015 08:00 AM (JO9+V) 140
Kofi Annan operates a foundation dedicated to improving the world in New York City. Apparently, he and Bill have divided the city into "territories", just like the mafia.
Posted by: MTF at May 06, 2015 08:00 AM (TcePY) 141
Seriously, VA is a good gun state - open carry fully legal and no permit required. CHPs are shall-issue. No localities can implement regulations more restrictive than state law. Much different than the other states in that list.
Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 06, 2015 07:54 AM (PFy0L) Good to know. Posted by: DangerGirl at May 06, 2015 08:00 AM (F8EBp) 142
No, I think the idea is more about having the peons eat the bugs that are found as we tenderly care for the arugula that Our Betters will eat,
Crapping on them makes plants grow better. Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 08:01 AM (IEo4a) 143
Illinois requires a state-police-issued Firearm Owners Identification Card to possess or purchase guns and ammo. No open carry, last state in the Union to allow CCW. Chicago is worse.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 06, 2015 08:01 AM (go6ud) 144
Posted by: mindful webworker - am I here now? am I here now? am I here now? at May 06, 2015 07:52 AM (YTvcG)
I love ya, brother. That made me laugh "about praying continuously" And God is your father. He doesn't mind if you hang on his leg and beg, and the Bible has many stories of people pestering God.. It's said in a positive way. Good to "see" you. I've noted your absence and have been praying for you Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2015 08:02 AM (MeuoO) 145
127
I don't get Hannity's appeal. "Not air-quality" as we used to say in radio. He's not a good debater at all, Alan Colmes being an imbecile notwithstanding. And his perpetual nob-gobbling of Karl Rove is inexcusable. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2015 07:55 AM (St6BJ) *************** This. Not particularly bright, not quick on his feet. Not to go all Britt McHenry, but there was a reason he was hanging drywall instead of going to college. But in terms of not-air-quality, I'll see your Hannity, and raise you Mike Gallagher. Posted by: Just some guy at May 06, 2015 08:03 AM (yxw0r) 146
143
Illinois requires a state-police-issued Firearm Owners Identification Card to possess or purchase guns and ammo. No open carry, last state in the Union to allow CCW. Chicago is worse. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 06, 2015 08:01 AM (go6ud) I thought Chicago lost that civil suit for concealed carry. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 08:03 AM (wlDny) 147
I don't listen to Hannity any more.
Gee, was it because every hour of his show is 34 minutes of ads, 12 minutes of Hannity promoting the next hour of Hannity/his FoxNews show, 8 minutes of Hannity playing tiresome compilation sound clips, 4 minutes of sound clip compilations, and two minutes of actual commentary? Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 06, 2015 08:03 AM (O7MnT) 148
"And of course there are alternative sources of protein
For starters, he can blow me. Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 07:45 AM (IEo4a) iswydt Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 06, 2015 08:03 AM (1W6Z5) 149
I would assume that when ISIS does attack here* they will hit targets in states that have restrictive gun laws first. At least that is my presumption.
*despite their claims, I don't believe the Garland shooters were ISIS Posted by: DangerGirl at May 06, 2015 08:04 AM (F8EBp) 150
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Yesterday was the 70th anniversary of my mother's liberation from Mauthausen. G-d bless the wonderful GI's from the 11th Armored Division, and G-d Bless America. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2015 06:22 AM (St6BJ) Amazing. God bless. And god bless the cop in Texas too. Posted by: Lea at May 06, 2015 08:04 AM (vmMMi) 151
Yes, they have to allow it, but with added restrictions that are not yet court tested.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 06, 2015 08:04 AM (go6ud) 152
Leviticus 11:22 King James Bible
Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 06, 2015 08:05 AM (xQX/f) 153
"Gee, was it because every hour of his show is 34 minutes of ads, 12 minutes of Hannity promoting the next hour of Hannity/his FoxNews show, 8 minutes of Hannity playing tiresome compilation sound clips, 4 minutes of sound clip compilations, and two minutes of actual commentary?"
Not to overwork a moron meme, but isn't this also the story of Limbaugh? Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 06, 2015 08:05 AM (8W5zZ) 154
Eat recycled food. Its OK for you and good for the environment.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 06, 2015 08:06 AM (1W6Z5) Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 08:06 AM (IEo4a) Posted by: Eromero at May 06, 2015 08:06 AM (go5uR) 157
Looks like that Democrat Baltimore States attorney is a liar.
-- She's a smug little bitch who looks like she's about 25 years old. I can't see even one conviction if the police get a trial outside of Baltimore. The convictions won't matter. She's not doing this to convict anyone. Her husband is on the city council and will be running for mayor. She herself is prepping for higher office as well. That's what this is all about, not some dead guy and weird notions of "justice." Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 06, 2015 08:06 AM (PFy0L) 158
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu...
Posted by: DangerGirl at May 06, 2015 08:06 AM (F8EBp) 159
Dump.
Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 06, 2015 08:08 AM (PFy0L) 160
Under Maryland's new "common sense" gun law, you have ask permission from the state and be fingerprinted like a common criminal before the state will give you permission to purchase one handgun off their restrictive list of guns they will allow you to purchase.
As soon as I get my Ohio DL, me and the mister are making a trip to the gun shop. Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 06, 2015 08:09 AM (O7MnT) 161
I thought Chicago lost that civil suit for concealed carry.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 08:03 AM (wlDny) Indeed they did. However, much like DC and Heller, Chicago is still imposing overwhelming fees and restrictions to make CCW practically illegal, even though it is literally legal. Strange, isn't it, that all these burdens aren't considered 'undue' when it comes to one Constitutional right - gun ownership, but simply showing ID is a massive and overwhelming burden when it comes to exercising another Constitutional right... Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 06, 2015 08:09 AM (fwARV) 162
Ben has laid down the Dump.
Posted by: MTF at May 06, 2015 08:10 AM (TcePY) 163
How can you tell if a farm-raised insect is organic, or non-GMO?
What is Kofi planning to feed to these insects? Human food? Lot of points not covered here. My last meal at a health-food emporium, over 40 years ago, involved a salad that, when the gourmet lid was lifted, was revealed to be home to a good-sized Asian looking roach. They didn't even apologize. Now I see they were ahead of their time. I mean, there was a cricket in the bag-mix at a lowlife steakhouse once, and I at least got a second salad out of the deal. If there was a second cricket, I didn't see him... Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 06, 2015 08:11 AM (xq1UY) 164
Both momjeans O and pantsuit H have actually been charged with conspiracy to overthrow the government!
Of Egypt. Conspiring with the Muslim Brotherhood. How soon can we extradite them? Leslie Ann Brown, The Black Sphere http://bit.ly/egypt-charges Posted by: mindful webworker at May 06, 2015 08:14 AM (YTvcG) 165
Four flannery O'Connor books on the kindle daily deal if anyone is interested.
Posted by: NCKate at May 06, 2015 08:17 AM (xQxFm) 166
Give us this day our daily bread bug...
Actually chickens eat a lot of bugs. I saw some program on new age farming techniques where an area is fenced off with low weight portable fencing. Cattle brought in to Plot A. Then they get moved to Plot B. After three days the cattle crap is all nicely fly and maggot infested and the chickens are brought in to Plot A. Then turkeys. Then Plot A rests until it grows nice and tall and is cut for hay. Lather, rinse repeat with Plots B - Z. The farmers dollar yield per acre was pretty phenomenal. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 06, 2015 08:17 AM (xQX/f) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 06, 2015 08:50 AM (V70Uh) 168
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My dad's unit was one of the ones who liberated it. He wasn't there, as he was wounded a few weeks before and was recovering in England, but I have a photo of his army buddies at Mauthausen. Posted by: Evil Otto at May 06, 2015 09:08 AM (QHSwQ) 169
Yesterday was the 70th anniversary of my mother's liberation from Mauthausen.
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