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Potentially Interim ONT - Devil's Own Lasagna edition [krak/t]
Toledo is kicking my ass, but I don't see anything else in the offing, and Maet is still living it up in some hot spring with several other sweaty men and possibly a reindeer.
Most people would embrace the modern world and take a bath in a lovely new tub with actual plumbing. I can only guess Maet is trying to ready himself for the coming neo-Luddite utopia being jammed up our collective asses. Ahhh, the good old days of a life uncluttered and unsoiled by the ravages of Modernity.This ONT brought to you by What the Actual Hell?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: The Political Hat at May 05, 2015 11:11 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Country Singer at May 05, 2015 11:11 PM (nL0sw)
According to the 'educated' blathering of the Left, the Duchess of Cabridge gave birth to the 4th in line to the British throne neither a price or a princess, but some entity that may be female, or male, or even a fox, or a ghost, or a tree!
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8991
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 05, 2015 11:11 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 05, 2015 11:11 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: flounder at May 05, 2015 11:12 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Y-not at May 05, 2015 11:13 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at May 05, 2015 11:13 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Lauren at May 05, 2015 11:13 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Edward II at May 05, 2015 11:13 PM (5dHYY)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2015 11:13 PM (w0EOt)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 05, 2015 11:13 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 05, 2015 11:13 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 11:14 PM (GoyxN)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 05, 2015 11:14 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 05, 2015 11:14 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 11:14 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 11:14 PM (dDf+N)
Posted by: flounder at May 05, 2015 11:14 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: johnd01 at May 05, 2015 11:14 PM (VGqjW)
Posted by: Richard Gere at May 05, 2015 11:15 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Eye Bleach, does it work? at May 05, 2015 11:15 PM (y+Cf1)
Posted by: Eye Bleach, does it work? at May 05, 2015 11:15 PM (y+Cf1)
Is that where "pegging" comes from? Looks painful. Why the hell would anybody want to do that?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 05, 2015 11:15 PM (UVfht)
I think you are looking for a different ONT. Saturdays are for kittens.
If it's Tuesday, it's not necessarily always anal explosions, but it's definitely not kittens.
Posted by: krakatoa at May 05, 2015 11:15 PM (rZ6WZ)
Apparently one or several of the ancient gods demanded a sacrifice of menstrual blood from a virgin that day.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 05, 2015 11:16 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: jwpaine at May 05, 2015 11:16 PM (0bXhD)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/selection-du-weekend-138-21.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 11:16 PM (dDf+N)
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at May 05, 2015 11:16 PM (XrHO0)
That medieval model has no elbows. None."
They hid those in the Middle Ages. Bum? Vagine?
Apparently perfectly fine.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2015 11:16 PM (w0EOt)
Pretty well represents many of the responses to the Garland attack.
Posted by: NPASDK at May 05, 2015 11:16 PM (Jha0o)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 05, 2015 11:16 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: Garrett at May 05, 2015 11:17 PM (1RMKx)
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 05, 2015 11:17 PM (XAFOu)
Evening morons. How fares the horde?
For those of you who don't usually, go read ace's posts from today. Multiple posts that individually deserve blog of the year consideration.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 05, 2015 11:18 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Robinson at May 05, 2015 11:19 PM (5gToQ)
And the painting is a doctor pulling out shit from a constipated patient."
And the end the for rest of us.....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2015 11:19 PM (w0EOt)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 05, 2015 11:19 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2015 11:19 PM (w0EOt)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/selection-du-weekend-138-65.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 11:20 PM (dDf+N)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 05, 2015 11:18 PM (Gosad)
Ace's defense of Pam Gellar's actions is nothing short of epic.
Posted by: jwpaine at May 05, 2015 11:20 PM (0bXhD)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 05, 2015 11:20 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 05, 2015 11:18 PM
Ace (actual) was en fuego today
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 05, 2015 11:20 PM (KCxzN)
Or a shit covered gerbil.
Posted by: Richard Gere at May 05, 2015 11:20 PM (1RMKx)
At least, that's how I learned it. I may have been misinformed and butt-sore.
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at May 05, 2015 11:20 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Lauren at May 05, 2015 11:21 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: PabloD at May 05, 2015 11:21 PM (YFh3U)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2015 11:21 PM (w0EOt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2015 11:21 PM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: Naes at May 05, 2015 11:21 PM (YhayY)
No looks more like blood.
Posted by: Robinson at May 05, 2015 11:19 PM (5gToQ)
Medieval Tub Girl
Posted by: Þe Olde Hat at May 05, 2015 11:21 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 05, 2015 11:22 PM (E23Se)
Or a shit covered gerbil.
Posted by: Richard Gere at May 05, 2015 11:20 PM (1RMKx
Use Mink Oil on the gerbil and you wouldn't have that problem.
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 05, 2015 11:22 PM (XAFOu)
Pulling the "people that rile SJWs" theme from previous thread, I signed up for Larry Correia's writing seminar and tonight was the first class! Enjoying it so far. Class covers both the creative and business side of writing. He rambles and goes on tangents, which I also do so I could follow along pretty easily, hah. And there were professional writers in the class! Will be an interesting four weeks.
Posted by: LizLem at May 05, 2015 11:22 PM (LiMbk)
At least, that's how I learned it. I may have been misinformed and butt-sore.
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Put the ballgag back in Neil.
Posted by: Carl Sagan at May 05, 2015 11:22 PM (5dHYY)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at May 05, 2015 11:22 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2015 11:22 PM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: ancient roman er physician at May 05, 2015 11:22 PM (K7krX)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 05, 2015 11:22 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: jwpaine
And she has a nice rack, too.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 05, 2015 11:23 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: eman at May 05, 2015 11:23 PM (MQEz6)
The picture? An accurate rendition of an IRS audit of a Tea Party member.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 05, 2015 11:23 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Garrett at May 05, 2015 11:23 PM (1RMKx)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 11:23 PM (dDf+N)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 05, 2015 11:23 PM (E23Se)
Posted by: puddleglum at May 05, 2015 11:23 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2015 11:21 PM (w0EOt)
Something about Vox article production or something. It's hard to read.
Posted by: flounder at May 05, 2015 11:23 PM (ecDRv)
Check the webcast from Hoover Dam. The robot trucks are here! This is where I've been the last week.
Posted by: Epobirs at May 05, 2015 11:23 PM (eLQY5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2015 11:23 PM (w0EOt)
An election in Alberta Canada today, and it looks like they went NDP - far left socialist. Bastards.
Oh, and now I notice the picture. How metaphorically appropriate. The chick is Alberta. The guy is the NDP.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 05, 2015 11:23 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Last at May 05, 2015 11:24 PM (8HiDF)
No looks more like blood.
Posted by: Robinson at May 05, 2015 11:19 PM (5gToQ)
I told that hillbilly Zed that I'd get medieval on his ass!
Posted by: Marcellus Wallace at May 05, 2015 11:24 PM (7YlUk)
Is it a dude/boy?
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 05, 2015 11:23 PM
Signs point to yes. The dick, in particular.
Posted by: Splunge at May 05, 2015 11:24 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2015 11:24 PM (sdi6R)
And "social justice" is an absurd phrase and concept that should be pulverized and ridiculed every time it is barfed up. (and it's far scarier when used by, say, Catholic priests or fellow traveler parishoners than when these stupid, bigoted, authoritarian, racist mediocrities who dominate not just the cretinous pop culture but what used to be institutions of the greatest republic in history use it)
Stupid, bigoted, authoritarian, racist. These adjectives are about all you need to substitute for the absurd "social justice" nonsense.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 05, 2015 11:25 PM (afQnV)
Which episode of Game of Thrones is that picture from?"
It's the episode right before the twin rapes his twin sister over the corpse of their incestuous love child. (A real episode)
Posted by: Naes at May 05, 2015 11:25 PM (YhayY)
Was at mom's tonight, watched NBC Evening News with Lester Holt tonight, meh. My mom's thoughts during the show:
"You know, I don't really miss the other guy (Williams, did not even know his name lol.) But I'll miss the eye candy."
D:
My mom think Williams is cute? I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS. Gah.
Posted by: LizLem at May 05, 2015 11:26 PM (LiMbk)
Posted by: Robinson at May 05, 2015 11:26 PM (5gToQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 11:26 PM (dDf+N)
Posted by: Clintonious Maximus at May 05, 2015 11:26 PM (1W6Z5)
Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at May 05, 2015 11:26 PM (7YlUk)
Although, I'm not happy about the fact that if someone was to ask me where I'm from and I have to reply ASS. Which, in a way, may be fitting after the revolution.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 05, 2015 11:26 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Garrett at May 05, 2015 11:26 PM (1RMKx)
http://more-distractible.org/musings/2014/4/15/ask-dr-rob-medical-wreckords
Posted by: Y-not at May 05, 2015 11:26 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 05, 2015 11:27 PM (E23Se)
Posted by: Garrett at May 05, 2015 11:27 PM (1RMKx)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2015 11:27 PM (w0EOt)
Apparently one or several of the ancient gods demanded a sacrifice of menstrual blood from a virgin that day.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 05, 2015 11:16 PM (wZ2hu)
Except that "virgin" is sporting a set of junk. Unless its a hermaphalite like mrs cartman
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2015 11:27 PM (d2cM3)
Anything would be better. Even Kittens.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 11:27 PM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 05, 2015 11:27 PM (XAFOu)
Great, now I've got to build bigger traps.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 05, 2015 11:28 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at May 05, 2015 11:28 PM (88qJu)
Posted by: jwpaine at May 05, 2015 11:29 PM (0bXhD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2015 11:29 PM (w0EOt)
Another thing Glenn Beck was right about that made everyone howl and scream, even on the right.
Posted by: Lauren at May 05, 2015 11:29 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at May 05, 2015 11:29 PM (7YlUk)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/595640429586022401
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/595640786361982976
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/595641060828848129
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/595641353901596673
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/595641597615861761
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/595641810510356480
Posted by: kbdabear at May 05, 2015 11:30 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Y-not at May 05, 2015 11:30 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Garrett at May 05, 2015 11:30 PM (1RMKx)
https://youtu.be/OZXFMU6IHiE
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 11:30 PM (dDf+N)
Posted by: Dave M at May 05, 2015 11:30 PM (Cbzos)
Posted by: Lauren at May 05, 2015 11:29 PM (MYCIw)
Glenn Beck was right on the money about a lot of things. Not everything, but a lot of it. That's why the Left did the best they could to portray him as a barking lunatic. They were afraid of him.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 05, 2015 11:30 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 05, 2015 11:31 PM (E23Se)
Posted by: Null at May 05, 2015 11:31 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Lauren at May 05, 2015 11:29 PM (MYCIw)
Glenn Beck was right on the money about a lot of things. Not everything, but a lot of it. That's why the Left did the best they could to portray him as a barking lunatic. They were afraid of him.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party
And the Right.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at May 05, 2015 11:32 PM (88qJu)
I know that I owe you an email. I'm kinda drunk & in a mood right bbc.co ow, so - I will send tomorrow.
And, hello, all. Goodnight , all.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 05, 2015 11:32 PM (ZjzCZ)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 11:33 PM (2XMpf)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/595704947330719744
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/595705364642975744
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/595705695976185858
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/595705984615612417
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/595706257857761281
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/595706673202868225
Posted by: kbdabear at May 05, 2015 11:33 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at May 05, 2015 11:33 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 05, 2015 11:28 PM (
Are you still in the barrel, or did you manage to escape?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2015 11:33 PM (d2cM3)
Posted by: flounder at May 05, 2015 11:34 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: derit at May 05, 2015 11:34 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: I'm a drinker
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Theodoric of York?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2015 11:34 PM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: Robinson at May 05, 2015 11:34 PM (5gToQ)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 05, 2015 11:35 PM (qry2M)
Posted by: flounder at May 05, 2015 11:35 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 11:35 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 11:35 PM (dDf+N)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2015 11:35 PM (d2cM3)
http://tinyurl.com/q4edqj8
Posted by: Null at May 05, 2015 11:31 PM (xjpRj)
How do you know that is a cat? What are that "cats" preferred gender pronouns?
For all you know "xi" might identify as a genderfluid Great Dane!
Posted by: Critical Zooligy Studies Major (with a minor in bitches) at May 05, 2015 11:35 PM (7YlUk)
He's saying that Abbott is "paranoid" for having the Texas State Guard monitor the Jade Helm activities.
Go away, Dewie.
Posted by: Lauren at May 05, 2015 11:35 PM (MYCIw)
Who's happy, Who's sad, in this picture
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 05, 2015 11:36 PM (qry2M)
Posted by: ancient roman er physician at May 05, 2015 11:36 PM (K7krX)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2015 11:36 PM (w0EOt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2015 11:34 PM (n6Nt0)
Nah, he was a barber.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2015 11:36 PM (d2cM3)
hi bebe! fapplebee's is okay, they got their wifi fixed, so that's good.
i'm at home right now though.
how are things?
Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 11:37 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Robinson at May 05, 2015 11:37 PM (5gToQ)
I was released. But everyone thought it was funny not to tell me.
Which, honestly, it was.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 05, 2015 11:38 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 11:38 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Thor at May 05, 2015 11:38 PM (PFcQG)
Posted by: ancient roman physician at May 05, 2015 11:38 PM (K7krX)
I got nuthin'
Posted by: buba's balls destroy at May 05, 2015 11:39 PM (qry2M)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 05, 2015 11:39 PM (E23Se)
How fared the house?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 11:35 PM
Meh, needs maintenance.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2015 11:39 PM (d2cM3)
doth the svelte schinctered
Posted by: derit at May 05, 2015 11:39 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: MTF at May 05, 2015 11:40 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Naes at May 05, 2015 11:40 PM (YhayY)
Hammer Time!
Posted by: buba's balls destroy at May 05, 2015 11:40 PM (qry2M)
Posted by: Robinson at May 05, 2015 11:34 PM (5gToQ)
Kim.
Posted by: jwpaine at May 05, 2015 11:40 PM (0bXhD)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 11:41 PM (2XMpf)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TG7DTOkU-s
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 05, 2015 11:41 PM (5KIZu)
gotta clean the gutters, right now water is leaking into my basement because of clogged gutters :/
Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 11:41 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 05, 2015 11:41 PM (bLnSU)
This is an ancient antecedent to Bruce Jenner's happy moment
Posted by: buba's balls destroy at May 05, 2015 11:42 PM (qry2M)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 11:42 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 05, 2015 11:42 PM (E23Se)
Posted by: MTF at May 05, 2015 11:42 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: C. Moore Butz, Proctologist at May 05, 2015 11:43 PM (BdNT1)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 11:37 PM (2XMpf)
Well I've got 2 interviews Thursday, but I'm waiting to see if I get an offer with this place I went on a call back to. I really want to work there, so prayers would be appreciated. What's up sjw land? Finals over yet?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2015 11:43 PM (d2cM3)
Merovign, Heal Brother
Posted by: buba's balls destroy at May 05, 2015 11:43 PM (qry2M)
Posted by: jwpaine at May 05, 2015 11:44 PM (0bXhD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2015 11:44 PM (w0EOt)
Posted by: Zombie Joan Rivers at May 05, 2015 11:44 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2015 11:44 PM (d2cM3)
Posted by: derit at May 05, 2015 11:45 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: ancient roman steve croft at May 05, 2015 11:45 PM (K7krX)
https://twitter.com/ThePoliticalHatPosted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at May 05, 2015 11:29 PM (7YlUk)
I went to one of my lefty fashion blegs today to look at pics from the Met Costume Gala (I like pretty dresses, so sue me), and someone was bemoaning the #HowToSpotAFeminist hashtag in the comments. So congrats to all who deployed it well today!
Lesson learned from the fashion bleg: Anna Wintour needs to stop doing themes for these balls, half the starlets don't have brains enough to come up with anything fitting said theme. Idiots.
Posted by: LizLem at May 05, 2015 11:45 PM (LiMbk)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2015 11:45 PM (w0EOt)
Otherwise, I'd be sitting up late knapping out a jade blade.
Srsly, w/out Faith AND Reason we'd be looking for the next human sacrifice.
No! What?!? Blasphemy!!!
We absolutely need to cut the living heart out of a sacrificial victim in order to satiate the Sun that he will rise in the morrow.
Dude, that's why we have zeros.
Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at May 05, 2015 11:46 PM (1ywxk)
Pajama boy treatment, before we all became pussies
Posted by: buba's balls destroy at May 05, 2015 11:46 PM (qry2M)
Mero, what's wrong?
Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 11:47 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Bevis at May 05, 2015 11:47 PM (5gToQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 11:47 PM (dDf+N)
Stabbed
Posted by: buba's balls destroy at May 05, 2015 11:47 PM (qry2M)
Posted by: Naes at May 05, 2015 11:48 PM (YhayY)
Can I win an ONT?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 05, 2015 11:48 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2015 11:44 PM (d2cM3)
Healing. Little slow, but what else is new?
Hope hope hope you get the better job!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 05, 2015 11:48 PM (bLnSU)
And the horse that rode in on her!
Posted by: LizLem at May 05, 2015 11:48 PM (LiMbk)
Posted by: ancient roman drudge at May 05, 2015 11:48 PM (K7krX)
Don't they hire people to think up costumes for them? I guess I ways just assumed those people are basically mannequins wearing whatever someone paid them to put on, but I sure as he'll don't know.
Posted by: MTF at May 05, 2015 11:48 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 11:41 PM (2XMpf)
*shakes head*
Posted by: Liebowitz at May 05, 2015 11:48 PM (7YlUk)
She wasn't anywhere near the Kentucky Derby.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2015 11:49 PM (w0EOt)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 11:47 PM (2XMpf)
Recovering from surgery. Will be okay.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 05, 2015 11:49 PM (bLnSU)
Just a barber, next comes the leeches
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 05, 2015 11:49 PM (qry2M)
Posted by: derit at May 05, 2015 11:50 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Bullwinkle Moose at May 05, 2015 11:50 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2015 11:50 PM (d2cM3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 11:50 PM (dDf+N)
On a pickup truck, here in Georgia, the following stickers:
1 - NRA member
2 - Tea Party
2 - Anti-Obama
1 - Pro-2A
and this: http://tinyurl.com/l3rofmu
Posted by: Country Singer at May 05, 2015 11:51 PM (nL0sw)
-----
I hate recovering from surgery, unless they give me the good stuff, then I sleep through most of it. Except getting out of bed to go pee. That hurts. Then I take another pill and go back to sleep for awhile.
Get some rest, Mero.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 05, 2015 11:51 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Frank Marshall Davis at May 05, 2015 11:51 PM (PFcQG)
Posted by: Country Singer
I'm just surprised that Tripod still exists.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 05, 2015 11:52 PM (K7krX)
Posted by: Y-not at May 05, 2015 11:53 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2015 11:53 PM (w0EOt)
Posted by: Roberto Duran at May 05, 2015 11:53 PM (cN9Sk)
them? I guess I ways just assumed those people are basically mannequins
wearing whatever someone paid them to put on, but I sure as he'll don't
know. Posted by: MTF at May 05, 2015 11:48 PM (FCsIb)
Some tartlets are contractually obligated to wear certain designers, and some of them are reliant and what their stylists can scrounge up, that is true. But if you are going to a themed ball, surely it reflects bad on your stylist or the fashion house if they do you wrong? Eh.
Posted by: LizLem at May 05, 2015 11:53 PM (LiMbk)
Sarah Jessica Parker should be banned from any future Met Galas."
Why???
Did she trow a shoe coming around turn 3?
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 11:53 PM (Vyg9x)
I didn't even notice that! It came up in a Bing image search.
Posted by: Country Singer at May 05, 2015 11:53 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 11:54 PM (dDf+N)
Posted by: DC in River City at May 05, 2015 11:54 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: derit at May 05, 2015 11:54 PM (jT+gh)
I'ts like a bebe
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 05, 2015 11:55 PM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2015 11:55 PM (w0EOt)
Posted by: Y-not at May 05, 2015 11:53 PM (9BRsg)
Thanks for reminder! Mom and grandma taken care of, still need to order something for stepmom.
Posted by: LizLem at May 05, 2015 11:56 PM (LiMbk)
Beyonce and Kim K, yeah the Chinese sex club still wants their costumes back.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 11:56 PM (dDf+N)
Posted by: DC in River City at May 05, 2015 11:54 PM
Ooookkkaaayyy. Just as long as they don't post ball pics. Blech.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2015 11:56 PM (d2cM3)
Posted by: MTF at May 05, 2015 11:56 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 05, 2015 11:56 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 05, 2015 11:57 PM (qry2M)
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I hate recovering from surgery, unless they give me the good stuff, then I sleep through most of it. Except getting out of bed to go pee. That hurts. Then I take another pill and go back to sleep for awhile.
Get some rest, Mero.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 05, 2015 11:51 PM
Be well you guys. Been there done that.
Posted by: Farmer at May 05, 2015 11:57 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 11:57 PM (2XMpf)
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 05, 2015 11:57 PM (7TK5d)
would not have saved Sarah Jessica Parker's Met Gala attire. It was the
headdress that really kicked it up to 11 on the WTF scale. It made her
look afire, alas she wasn't. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 11:54 PM (dDf+N)
Hah! It looked like an arts and crafts project stapled to her head. Not impressive.
Fan Bingbing was my fave, she looked gala adorable and was 100% on point.
Posted by: LizLem at May 05, 2015 11:58 PM (LiMbk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 11:58 PM (dDf+N)
FIFY
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 05, 2015 11:59 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Anna Puma
No one wants to get that close...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 05, 2015 11:59 PM (K7krX)
Long freaking book.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 05, 2015 11:59 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Naes at May 06, 2015 12:00 AM (YhayY)
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 05, 2015 11:57 PM (7TK5d)
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Don't make me fine you for criticizing refs, because I will!
Posted by: Gary Bettman at May 06, 2015 12:00 AM (FCsIb)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 06, 2015 12:00 AM (KCxzN)
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Clearly biased against an old south team.
Posted by: Rhett Butler at May 06, 2015 12:00 AM (n6Nt0)
One of the rifles in a pic in Texas was a Kel-Tec semi-auto .223.
Not an AK
news people don't know piss about firearms
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 06, 2015 12:00 AM (E23Se)
Posted by: Garrett at May 06, 2015 12:00 AM (1RMKx)
197 It looks like we voted down Gennifer Snyder's (R?) Proposal 1 in Michigan today. Yay, us
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 05, 2015 11:56 PM (KCxzN)
So the question is now, how are they going to force it through anyways.
Posted by: buzzion at May 06, 2015 12:01 AM (zt+N6)
Well, I missed it. Dang me.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 12:01 AM (w0EOt)
Posted by: Rhett Butler at May 06, 2015 12:01 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: Garrett at May 06, 2015 12:01 AM (1RMKx)
Posted by: derit at May 06, 2015 12:02 AM (jT+gh)
One of the rifles in a pic in Texas was a Kel-Tec semi-auto .223.
Posted by: I'm a drinker
*spit-take*
where?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2015 12:02 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2015 12:02 AM (dDf+N)
Yay, us
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 05, 2015 11:56 PM (KCxzN)
Lucky.
In Nevada, last November, we voted down a massive "margins tax" on businesses by nearly 4:1.
So what does the Governor do with his new GOP majority (first GOP trifecta in nearly 100 years)?
Propose that very same tax and call it a fee... for the children of course.
My state Sen. was a known squish, while my Assemblyman sold out his soul to become Speaker.
Still, if the GOP hadn't taken each chamber, the Dems would have voted through the Governor's proposal anyway. At least with a GOP majority, major pro-2A bills are getting through, along with some necessary bureaucratic reform.
Posted by: The Silver Hat at May 06, 2015 12:02 AM (7YlUk)
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Oh. An automatic assault rifle then, right?
Posted by: Washington Post Editors at May 06, 2015 12:03 AM (PFcQG)
Thanks for reminding me. I need to look up the zip code for the cemetery.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 06, 2015 12:03 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 06, 2015 12:04 AM (7TK5d)
Posted by: buzzion at May 06, 2015 12:01 AM
By letting the roads go from absolute shit to absolute flaming metric ass-tonne shit
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 06, 2015 12:04 AM (KCxzN)
"
Not big on Kel-Tech stuff. I know the have some stuff.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 12:04 AM (w0EOt)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 05, 2015 11:59 PM (9iR5/)
Just wait until you get to the monologue towards the end.
Posted by: Country Singer at May 06, 2015 12:05 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Hillary Loves Her Vodka at May 06, 2015 12:05 AM (FCsIb)
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And every news story to date claimed that both of the aerated jihadi's had automatic weapons.
Every news story to date has also claimed that they were wearing "bullet proof" vests. Fat lot of good that did them. Might have protected them from a frag grenade.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 12:05 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Garrett at May 06, 2015 12:05 AM (1RMKx)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 11:56 PM (dDf+N)
They were each trying to out vajazzle the other, I felt embarrassed for them all. Not a Rihanna fan, but I was impressed she did not go that route. Not sure how I feel about her wearing giant mustard colored drapes, but I'll give the girl credit for bringing the drama.
Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2015 12:05 AM (LiMbk)
Posted by: Washington Post Editors at May 06, 2015 12:03 AM
With the thing what goes up? Those are the worst...
Posted by: New York Times Editors at May 06, 2015 12:06 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2015 12:07 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 06, 2015 12:07 AM (E23Se)
Posted by: puddleglum at May 06, 2015 12:08 AM (20X6f)
good night all
good luck bebe, get well soon mero
and keep your tentacles moist cthulhu
Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2015 12:08 AM (2XMpf)
Be well you Morons.
T
Posted by: Farmer at May 06, 2015 12:08 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Alton "Yoda" Jackson at May 06, 2015 12:09 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: LizLem at May 05, 2015 11:58 PM (LiMbk)
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Yep. She absolutely nailed it, shut it down.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2015 12:09 AM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: LizLem at May 05, 2015 11:58 PM (LiMbk)
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Yep. She absolutely nailed it, shut it down.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2015 12:09 AM (cN9Sk)
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Didn't I read somewhere that the majority of that tax increase wouldn't actually be going to infrastructure, but to education because of the chillren?
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 12:09 AM (9iR5/)
guessin that is latin or greek
Greek today.
It'll be in one o them Latin-based dialects tomorrow. Portuguese, most like.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 06, 2015 12:09 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2015 12:09 AM (d2cM3)
It's a shame there was sound on that. What an irritating way of speaking.
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2015 12:09 AM (FcR7P)
chemjeff, don't take too many chems, pleasant dreams.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 12:10 AM (qry2M)
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Maybe you'll know this but someone told me to ask if the assault rifle the Lutherans used In Texas as "crew served"? Do crews serve up assault rifles in Texas?
Posted by: Washington Post Editors at May 06, 2015 12:10 AM (PFcQG)
Posted by: puddleglum at May 06, 2015 12:10 AM (20X6f)
Oh yeah Justine Beiber also showed up and George cLooney..
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2015 12:11 AM (dDf+N)
Posted by: Garrett at May 06, 2015 12:11 AM (1RMKx)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 06, 2015 12:11 AM (7TK5d)
Posted by: Dave S. at May 06, 2015 12:12 AM (mhkbv)
I am 99% sure you are being sarcastic, but it's late and my sarcasm meter is broken for the eve. You get a pic anyway!
http://tinyurl.com/mhpx97u
Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2015 12:12 AM (LiMbk)
It was a SUB-2000, or looked like it
def not an AK or AR-15
Posted by: I'm a drinker
Don't see the article on the top.
Copy the DM link, go to tinyrul.com
paste the DM link, copy the resulting tiny,
and paste the resulting here in a comment, if you could.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2015 12:12 AM (K7krX)
Is giggling maniacally, yelling, "Blow a fucking cork already, you lazy son of a bitch!" a bad thing?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 12:13 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2015 12:14 AM (LiMbk)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 06, 2015 12:15 AM (7TK5d)
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Who you talking to? You talking to me?
Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at May 06, 2015 12:15 AM (PFcQG)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 12:15 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 12:15 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 06, 2015 12:16 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 12:16 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 12:17 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2015 12:09 AM (FcR7P)
I didn't actually listen to Pam; just grabbed it for her in a bikini (that's an old vlog video from her from about 2006).
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2015 12:17 AM (5KIZu)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 06, 2015 12:15 AM (7TK5d)
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Just a little lemon peel. It tastes great with vodka.
Posted by: Hillary! at May 06, 2015 12:17 AM (PFcQG)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 12:17 AM (OsWis)
Words of advice. It goes, head south and west. Quickly. Over run Mexico and see how them fuckers like it.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 12:18 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at May 06, 2015 12:18 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 06, 2015 12:18 AM (o/3Hk)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 12:09 AM
Correct. $1,600,000,000 tax increase; only $400,000,000 going to "fix the roads"
(i reserve the right to revise & extend once I can focus adequately to discern the number of the zeros after the commas. $1.6 billion tax increase / only $400 million for "the roads")
Posted by: Alton at May 06, 2015 12:19 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: an innocent exercise band at May 06, 2015 12:19 AM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: Old Blue
Where does the Jet Stream usually carry upper level weather?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2015 12:20 AM (K7krX)
Words of advice. It goes, head south and west. Quickly. Over run Mexico and see how them fuckers like it.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 12:18 AM (9iR5/)
Don't put your faith in SMOD.
The real danger is not from without, but from within.
Posted by: Sweet Volcano of Death at May 06, 2015 12:21 AM (wZ2hu)
Not sure that machete is necessary, but I'm not a doctor.
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2015 12:22 AM (FcR7P)
I live about 150 miles south of Dallas.
I can shelter in place until the planet becomes an ice cube. Then it's Mad Max, Tundra-style.
Even going south of the border will just delay the inevitable.
The movie Supervolcano was made by the BBC, yet it's not a bad movie.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 12:22 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Over our house
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2015 12:23 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 12:13 AM (OsWis)
Nope. We were cheering Vesuvius at the end of Pompeii. The only one we wanted to survive was the hope.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2015 12:23 AM (d2cM3)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 06, 2015 12:23 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: puddleglum at May 06, 2015 12:24 AM (20X6f)
O THX I was havin' a hard time with that.
Posted by: Ira at May 06, 2015 12:24 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2015 12:24 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 06, 2015 12:25 AM (E23Se)
In a shorter version, don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 12:25 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 12:25 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 06, 2015 12:26 AM (E23Se)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2015 12:26 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2015 12:26 AM (d2cM3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2015 12:26 AM (dDf+N)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 12:27 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 12:15 AM (qry2M)
So to the SJW, murdering a group of journalists over free speech rights = saying disparaging remarks about a spokescrunt's hair color? Reason #13,268 we are doomed.
Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2015 12:27 AM (LiMbk)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 06, 2015 12:28 AM (KCxzN)
Fantastic site.
Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 06, 2015 12:28 AM (F9322)
>>>
Invest in snowmobiles. Or Trax for your side by side.
Posted by: Bevis at May 06, 2015 12:28 AM (5gToQ)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 06, 2015 12:29 AM (E23Se)
Either way, an eruption of that magnitude would make Sagan's Nuclear Winter look like child's play.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 12:30 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 06, 2015 12:30 AM (E23Se)
http://tinyurl.com/llryv27
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2015 12:31 AM (n6Nt0)
I want to live just long enough afterwards to laugh in the faces of fuckers like Al Gore and his sycophants.
"What do you think of SUVs on climate now, BITCHES!"
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 12:32 AM (OsWis)
294 does the link in my nic work?
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 06, 2015 12:30 AM (E23Se)
Yazzz
Posted by: Ira's balls destroy at May 06, 2015 12:32 AM (qry2M)
http://tinyurl.com/km8pf7d
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 06, 2015 12:32 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 12:34 AM (OsWis)
RedLetterMedia has a new mini review by Mr, Plinkett, he of "What's wrong with his faaaaaace?" internet fame:
Mr. Plinkett Star War: The Force Awakens trailer
https://youtu.be/93uSIKzPmik
Don't think this one goes much anywhere, since he can't really do the detailed analysis such as he did in his Star Wars and Star Trek reviews.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 06, 2015 12:34 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 12:36 AM (9iR5/)
Texas attack sorts out true 1st A folk from the But heads.
We are being brought to choices, sorted out, a moral sifting.
I wrote that? Can I blame Autocorrect?
I'm not here tonight.
Posted by: Ox E Moron, naturally organic at May 06, 2015 12:36 AM (hTPJO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2015 12:37 AM (n6Nt0)
Oscar Levant:
"The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too."
Posted by: Ira's balls destroy at May 06, 2015 12:39 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 06, 2015 12:30 AM (E23Se)
Link works. That's a Sub-2000 in the pic.
Posted by: Country Singer at May 06, 2015 12:39 AM (nL0sw)
Still can't get over Grace Whitney being 85.
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I know, right? She was my main squeeze (in my mind) when I was sixteen!
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 12:39 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2015 12:40 AM (LiMbk)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 06, 2015 12:40 AM (F0Cog)
hell, I had one SAW with the rubber buttstock, and one with the collapsible buttstock. I had both long and short barrels. It just depended on terrain and distance.
I trust the media knowing anything about weaponry as much as I trust Obama to have this country's best interests at heart.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 12:40 AM (OsWis)
Have a friend at FB talking about Filipino fast-food place, Jollibee. Have a few of them not far from me, as I live near Cerritos in California (which has a huge Filipino-American population). They also have a Goldilocks, which is supposedly the Philippines' version of Tim Hortons, and a few other places like that.
Also, I gotta love the names of some of the Filipino fast food stores. There's an independent one in Orange County called Pizza & Chicken Love Letter. (I could be wrong but I'd bet that paper would be awful greasy.) ;-)
Anybody here ever try Jollibee, Goldilocks or another fast food place that was big outside of America? What did you think?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2015 12:41 AM (elbY7)
try the link in the nic
pic of rifle by evidence crew twards the bottom
Posted by: I'm a drinker,
THX
Yeah, looks like a sub2k with a wrist strap. I'm sure there are bans in the works already.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2015 12:41 AM (K7krX)
Bill, you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: Steve Kroft at May 06, 2015 12:42 AM (1FyZ2)
Dems lie about how the money will be spent.
Rs lie that they will stop it from being spent,
Posted by: Robinson at May 06, 2015 12:44 AM (5gToQ)
Posted by: flounder at May 06, 2015 12:45 AM (ecDRv)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Had Joli in the PH, was grateful for the air conditioning. Meal was less than adventurous.
LOved me some Yoshinoya in Japan on occasion, and still ate it in the states but for different reasons. I really loved the CoCo Curry there, and now there is at least one branch in SOCal and Hawaii each that I'm aware of.
First and only time I've see an A and W burger joint was in Okinawa, Japan. Didn't see one after that.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2015 12:45 AM (K7krX)
In a shorter version, don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 12:25 AM
Spot on.
I was in the "Not just NO!; but Hell the Fuck NO!" line tonight. I had company.
I drew ballot #359 for my precinct. There are two precincts in my small (but tiny) town, just outside the wire of The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor. I asked of the turn-out at the other precinct. It was about the same (362 ballots).
So, for a small (but tiny) town of 9,000 turning out 700 voters in a single proposal, off-year election; & pissing all over the RINO Gennifer Snyder's tax shake-down, I consider this a win.
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 06, 2015 12:46 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: fastfreefall at May 06, 2015 12:46 AM (yRhBf)
Posted by: fastfreefall at May 06, 2015 12:46 AM (yRhBf)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 12:47 AM (9iR5/)
When I see an article about how they want to stick a computer in your brain, or self-driving cars, or etc.... do you REALLY think there will be a choice about whether or not you are going to participate?
Science is good - up to a point. Without any concept of stopping, it's just suicide.
Posted by: RKae at May 06, 2015 12:47 AM (IppEL)
but if Old Blue is correct and that is a mag attached to the cardboard by the muzzle, that kinda looks like a pistol mag
does Kel Tec make a pistol caliber carbine?
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 06, 2015 12:48 AM (E23Se)
And it could have moved or gone out of business since then, but as of 2013 (the last time I was there), there's an A&W place next to Morongo Casino in Cabazon (middle of nowhere, several miles east of Banning and off of Interstate 10 in SoCal).
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2015 12:48 AM (elbY7)
So, calling Ms Geller's, art show "a mousetrap" means that the trapped are vermin?
Posted by: Ira's balls destroy at May 06, 2015 12:48 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: I'm a drinker
yeah, like you said earlier, sub2k. 9mil
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2015 12:49 AM (K7krX)
"Insert tool pleasurely into female-persuasion socketing hole. Turn slowly as for maximum fillage..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2015 12:50 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 06, 2015 12:48 AM (E23Se)
The Sub2000 comes in 9mm or 40cal.
Posted by: Country Singer at May 06, 2015 12:50 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 06, 2015 12:51 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2015 12:51 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 06, 2015 12:52 AM (U2utM)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 12:52 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2015 12:52 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Robinson at May 06, 2015 12:52 AM (5gToQ)
Posted by: Ira's balls destroy at May 06, 2015 12:53 AM (qry2M)
some of you will understand
Posted by: AltonJackson
****
My dad used to say that. He said the same thing about understanding if you grew up on a farm like he did.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 06, 2015 12:54 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: flounder at May 06, 2015 12:55 AM (ecDRv)
it's raining here like a cow peein' on a flat rock...
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Yeah, but at least it's not a toad choker. That's some serious rain.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 12:55 AM (9iR5/)
Yea, it really does illustrate the elastic nature of time-or time's rigidity, depending on how you want to look at it. She was born in 1930, which seems impossibly long ago to me, that means she was 36 when she was in Star Trek. Now, 36 doesn't seem all that old-and yet it's been more than a decade since I was 36. To cap it all off, consider this: I was born closer in time to Adolf Hitler being alive than I am now to Bush 41's presidency. Which is just toatlly WACK! Really? I mean, really? Born closer to Hitler than I am to Bush 1? REALLY?
Time fucks with your mind if you stop and think about it. It's all relative, which makes it sometimes not seem real at all.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 06, 2015 12:55 AM (WvS3w)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 06, 2015 12:56 AM (E23Se)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Heh, no shit.
When I saw it in okinawa, I was just amused, "oh, those silly japanese and there American fetish!" But, yeah, turns out, it's a real franchise.
Yoshi-gu in japan is for the beef bowl only. In the US, when I'm desperately hungry, I end up ordering the SoCal Special; extra-large chicken bowl with packets of pepper and scads of ginger.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2015 12:56 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: AltonJackson & Noah at May 06, 2015 12:56 AM (KCxzN)
Forty-thousand headmen
Posted by: Ira's balls destroy at May 06, 2015 12:57 AM (qry2M)
anyone know for sure?
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 06, 2015 12:56 AM (E23Se)
Yes, the Su-16 series is 5.56/.223.
Posted by: Country Singer at May 06, 2015 12:57 AM (nL0sw)
anyone know for sure?
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker
****
Yes they do
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 06, 2015 12:57 AM (F0Cog)
You know there is a shit load of talented people that would love to contribute content to this site. No. not me. I would love to help, I'm just super dumb is all.
Posted by: some guy at May 06, 2015 12:57 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 12:58 AM (9iR5/)
Same year as my Father who is still kicking. These kind of stories scare the crap out of me. As does reality.
Posted by: Robinson at May 06, 2015 12:59 AM (5gToQ)
Whom does one have to bribe and/or pleasure 'down there' here at AoS for a shot at the big time?!?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2015 12:59 AM (elbY7)
344 "Potentially Interim ONT"
You know there is a shit load of talented people that would love to contribute content to this site. No. not me. I would love to help, I'm just super dumb is all.
Posted by: some guy at May 06, 2015 12:57 AM (QCc6B)
Awwww, c'mon Muldoon it up coke sacker
Posted by: Ira's balls destroy at May 06, 2015 12:59 AM (qry2M)
Fun little number, he said they stopped importing them for whatever reason.
Cool gun, would have been better if he had a good red-dot on it rather than the $80 one he slapped on it
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 06, 2015 01:00 AM (E23Se)
Posted by: Roof-top Koreans what aren't going to put up with shit at May 06, 2015 01:01 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2015 01:01 AM (dDf+N)
Posted by: flounder at May 06, 2015 01:02 AM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 06, 2015 01:03 AM (Gosad)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPePX1fazCs
Posted by: I'm a picker, not a grinner at May 06, 2015 01:03 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 01:04 AM (9iR5/)
some of you will understand
Posted by: AltonJackson
We needed some rain, but not 3 inches in the last 3 days. N IL is soaked.
LOL, I sound like a retired farmer.
Posted by: Farmer at May 06, 2015 01:05 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: fastfreefall at May 06, 2015 01:05 AM (yRhBf)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 01:06 AM (9iR5/)
Plus I'm sure they add sugar to the meat.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2015 01:07 AM (K7krX)
Guns, guns, guns, guns,
Guns, guns, guns, guns,
Wonderful guns, the wonderful guns.
(guns, guns, guns, guns)
(guns, guns, guns, guns)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 01:07 AM (qry2M)
Guns, guns, guns, guns,
Wonderful guns, the wonderful guns.
(guns, guns, guns, guns)
(guns, guns, guns, guns)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral
****
(brings tear to eye)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2015 01:09 AM (F0Cog)
"Guns, glorious guns!
Colt, Ruger and Glock 9..."
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2015 01:09 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Cowpie at May 06, 2015 01:10 AM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 06, 2015 01:10 AM (E23Se)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 01:10 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 01:11 AM (9iR5/)
LOL weft-cut. On "The Critic," Jon Lovitz' fave NYC Chinese joint was a place called "The Golden MSG."
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2015 01:11 AM (elbY7)
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He's a guy who makes movies and shows that have great libertarian and conservative messages.
Oh, and he's a flaming liberal.
iirc, even he's aware of the oddity of the situation. But he keeps making them.
Posted by: junior at May 06, 2015 01:11 AM (2/wDX)
Still can't get over Grace Whitney being 85.
Yea, it
really does illustrate the elastic nature of time-or time's rigidity,
depending on how you want to look at it. She was born in 1930, which
seems impossibly long ago to me, that means she was 36 when she was in
Star Trek. Now, 36 doesn't seem all that old-and yet it's been more than
a decade since I was 36. To cap it all off, consider this: I was born
closer in time to Adolf Hitler being alive than I am now to Bush 41's
presidency. Which is just toatlly WACK! Really? I mean, really? Born
closer to Hitler than I am to Bush 1? REALLY?
Time fucks with your mind if you stop and think about it. It's all relative, which makes it sometimes not seem real at all.
One that always gets to me is that Hogan's Heroes was made in 1965 -- only 20 years after the fall of Nazi Germany. By way of comparison, 20 years ago, Bill Clinton was POTUS.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 01:11 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 01:04 AM
Che Guevara was executed
Posted by: Roof-top Koreans what aren't going to put up with shit at May 06, 2015 01:11 AM (KCxzN)
heheheh eh heh... "rigidity"... heheheh
Posted by: beavis at May 06, 2015 01:12 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Robinson at May 06, 2015 01:13 AM (5gToQ)
Looks like they're all intact.
Glad to see you didn't break any off in certain trolls' asses.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 01:13 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2015 01:13 AM (elbY7)
LOL weft-cut. On "The Critic," Jon Lovitz' fave NYC Chinese joint was a place called "The Golden MSG."
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2015 01:11 AM (elbY7)<<<
Iiiiiiitttttt stinks!
Posted by: Jay Sherman at May 06, 2015 01:14 AM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2015 01:15 AM (elbY7)
Plus I'm sure they add sugar to the meat.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2015 01:07 AM
This sounds tasty. Can you post a link here?
Posted by: Farmer at May 06, 2015 01:15 AM (o/90i)
LOL weft-cut. On "The Critic," Jon Lovitz' fave NYC Chinese joint was a place called "The Golden MSG."
Posted by: qdpsteve
And note how quickly in the culinary world that MSG fell out of flavor.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2015 01:16 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 01:16 AM (qry2M)
Yeah, I'm down with some guy.
Whom does one have to bribe and/or pleasure 'down there' here at AoS for a shot at the big time?!?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2015 12:59 AM (elbY7)
What I would recommend is to compose something and shop it to a cob or the Head Ewok. Note, BTW, that this is not what I did -- and there is a cthulhu-authored OpenBlogger post somewhere in the archives....but it would be a sensible way to proceed.
Or, you could wait until the Head Ewok says, "I'm taking the week off -- anyone want the keys to the blog?" again.....which is not terribly likely after the last time.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 01:16 AM (T1005)
Keep hearing Bud-Weis....
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2015 01:16 AM (F0Cog)
only 20 years after the fall of Nazi Germany. By way of comparison, 20
years ago, Bill Clinton was POTUS.
And he spent his entire time testifying "I know nothingk...nothingk!" Life really is a wheel.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 06, 2015 01:17 AM (WvS3w)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2015 01:17 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 01:17 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2015 01:18 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 06, 2015 01:18 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2015 01:19 AM (elbY7)
*inspects cooth's tentacles*
Looks like they're all intact.
Glad to see you didn't break any off in certain trolls' asses.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 01:13 AM (OsWis)
Ewwwwwww!!! I eat with these tentacles!
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 01:19 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 01:20 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 01:20 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Farmer
Apparently we've been deceived:
"MOS Burger
UPDATE: April 2005
MOS Burger has closed."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2015 01:20 AM (K7krX)
https://youtu.be/_D48PCFshHg
"Dungeons and No Dragons"
Looks as impressive as heck. Love the little touches like that one guy in the battle line holding his shield upside down. Then there is the hill of carnage.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2015 01:20 AM (dDf+N)
Posted by: Robinson at May 06, 2015 01:21 AM (5gToQ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2015 01:21 AM (K7krX)
>>>*inspects cooth's tentacles*
Looks like they're all intact.
Glad to see you didn't break any off in certain trolls' asses.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 01:13 AM (OsWis)<<<
I call them the "French Tentickler".
Posted by: Cowpie at May 06, 2015 01:21 AM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2015 01:21 AM (elbY7)
Cooth, I was born closer to the end of WWII, than I was to men walking
on the moon. I guess that makes me a Boomer, so sue me. I don't even
recognize the country I was born in. And sadly, I was so busy trying to
make a living and raise a family that I was oblivious to what was going
on around me. My generation failed yours, and I apologize. We should
have done better.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 01:17 AM (9iR5/)
I was born on the 45th anniversary of Red October.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 01:22 AM (T1005)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2015 01:22 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 01:23 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 01:24 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2015 01:24 AM (elbY7)
... oh but this is awesome:
Mos Wife Combo
Yeah, and it mean every bit of that wifey, light weight connotation, HAH!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2015 01:26 AM (K7krX)
Iv'e never seen a Mas 36. But it's profile is amazingly close for a bolt action.
Posted by: Robinson at May 06, 2015 01:27 AM (5gToQ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2015 01:27 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 01:28 AM (qry2M)
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And ever since, it has been the Revolution of the Proletariat. In almost one hundred years they've learned nothing. See: SJW's. Like I said upthread, the Issue is not the Issue. The Issue is the Revolution.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 01:29 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 01:31 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 01:35 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2015 01:37 AM (elbY7)
Yeah goodnight, chat chat chat, great
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 01:39 AM (qry2M)
I was amazed the profiles were so close for a bolt action and a semi auto. Almost like someone made the guy designing the 49-56 match the 36.
Posted by: Robinson at May 06, 2015 01:40 AM (5gToQ)
I'd like to do two things before I die. One is to do that Normandy to Berlin tour (you know which one I'm talking about) and the other is to go back and visit Japan, although the Japan I remember from being stationed at Tachikawa AFB would be vastly different than the Japan I remember as a kid.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 01:41 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 01:43 AM (qry2M)
It would make sense that they would want to spend as little money as possible and use as many components of a already existing weapon.
A mash up if you will.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 01:45 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: Robinson at May 06, 2015 01:46 AM (5gToQ)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 01:47 AM (qry2M)
Cooth, I was born closer to the end of WWII, than I was to men walking
on the moon. I guess that makes me a Boomer, so sue me. I don't even
recognize the country I was born in. And sadly, I was so busy trying to
make a living and raise a family that I was oblivious to what was going
on around me. My generation failed yours, and I apologize. We should
have done better.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 01:17 AM (9iR5/)
Taking another bite at that apple -- the thing that gets me is that things have been notably worse in my lifetime, and that they seemed like they were only going to keep getting better.....and, here we are getting the Same Ol' Shit again. Same Marxist malarkey, same rioting, same foreign shitholes begging for attention, same totalitarian claptrap.....
But we haven't yet gotten as bad as odd/even gas rationing, government price controls, sky-high marginal tax rates, anti-nuclear missile drills in Elementary Schools. Hell, 50 years ago 1/3 of all employees were in a union.....whether they wanted to be or not. When I was a kid, LA's air was so bad you sometimes couldn't see three houses down your street. The Cuyahoga caught fire 13 times between 1868 and 1969.
And then we got Ronaldus Maximus and thought things were pretty damned good and only getting better.....and now they're not, so we're all butthurt. But it isn't an intergenerational failure story, it isn't a trend or a historical inevitability, and it's not permanent. It's "we threw these bastards out once and things got so good we let ourselves forget how evil they are."
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 01:47 AM (T1005)
Now, back to work.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 06, 2015 01:50 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 01:55 AM (qry2M)
418 For the aspiring unix geeks out there. Remember, sudo is a tool, not a magic wand.
Now, back to work.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 06, 2015 01:50 AM (UVfht)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0qBaBb1Y-U
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 01:58 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Farmer at May 06, 2015 01:58 AM (o/90i)
Well, I gotta take a leak, see you soon.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 02:00 AM (qry2M)
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And therein lies the problem. Not only do we have the complete collapse of the Soviet Union, we have far too many examples of what socialist governments have failed at, with Britain, France, Greece, Spain, Portugal, and Italy leading the way. Youth unemployment above 25%, excessive government debt, crony capitalism, and we want to emulate that?
Britain recently retired her last aircraft carrier because they could no longer afford to keep her at sea. Her downfall came in 1944 with nationalized health care. And the Labor party took it downhill from there.
And we have a small minority of people here who think that being Red Octoberists is the greatest thing evah! And the sheeple just follow along. I fear for my younger friends and grandchildren.
I had a young friend that I used to bowl with that was ecstatic that Romney lost in the last election. He was on the verge of going permanent full time with Coors in Golden, he had been working as a contractor for a year. Good job, good pay. Less than a month after the election, he was let go. He didn't make the connection. I tried to tell him, but he was an Obamabot.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 02:01 AM (9iR5/)
The Queen Elizabeth is one and I think the other is Called Prince of Wales.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 02:12 AM (6yehy)
And the US "allies" are hauling ass getting that vacuum filled with a quickness.
Then again, isn't this what the rest of the world wanted? The USA out of everyone's business?
We're about to see how that will work out.
Plus the added fuck fuck fun of having a CinC that has a hard-on the see the country burn for past sins.
Yeah, I'd be building all kinds of ships, planes and other weapons if I was England, Japan, etc.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 02:16 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 02:18 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 02:19 AM (OsWis)
Honoring their tradition of rum, SODOMY, and the lash!!!eleventy!!!
Posted by: Cowpie at May 06, 2015 02:23 AM (1FyZ2)
SMFH, My Friend,
I am A-OK
Merely disappointed at the sad state of the commentariat this evening.
Slow, Slow, Slow.
But! I am truly thankful that you give a rat's ass about me.
THX! cuz:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AULOC--qUOI
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 02:28 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 02:34 AM (qry2M)
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Correct. However, the HMS Ark Royal was sold for scrap in 2012, and the HMS Illustrious was awaiting disposal as of 2014. Neither of the two you mentioned are at sea, and both are VSTOL carriers carrying the F35 Lockheed fighter . At this point in time, England, which at one time in history had the greatest naval fleet ever, cannot project air power over the ocean. If the Falklands were to happen now, Argentina would have won.
And there is no telling if those fleet carriers will actually be built. She (Queen Elizabeth) is already 2.115 billion pounds over budget and will not be operational (according to Wikipedia) until 2020.
So, effectively, Britain cannot project air power at sea for another five years.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 02:37 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 02:39 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 02:39 AM (qry2M)
I would expect NATO to crumble within a week of any Russian Invasion of any NATO Country.
Except for Poland. I do not believe that Vlad wants anything to do with the Poles.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 02:41 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 02:41 AM (9iR5/)
Old Blue, my friend, paragraphs
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 02:42 AM (qry2M)
The Queen Elizabeth is one and I think the other is Called Prince of Wales.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 02:12 AM (6yehy)
They'll be scrapped along with all their nukes when the SNP takes de facto control of the U.K. through an alliance with Labour
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 02:44 AM (KEB8R)
The Queen Elizabeth is one and I think the other is Called Prince of Wales.
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Correct.
However, the HMS Ark Royal was sold for scrap in 2012, and the HMS
Illustrious was awaiting disposal as of 2014. Neither of the two you
mentioned are at sea, and both are VSTOL carriers carrying the F35
Lockheed fighter . At this point in time, England, which at one time in
history had the greatest naval fleet ever, cannot project air power over
the ocean. If the Falklands were to happen now, Argentina would have
won.
And there is no telling if those fleet carriers will actually
be built. She (Queen Elizabeth) is already 2.115 billion pounds over
budget and will not be operational (according to Wikipedia) until 2020.
So, effectively, Britain cannot project air power at sea for another five years.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 02:37 AM (9iR5/)
Sure they can -- all they have to do is hire Bill Clinton to make a $500,000 speech.
Posted by: Algeria, Goldman Sachs, UAE, Boeing..... at May 06, 2015 02:45 AM (T1005)
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Surprisingly, I believe that they would fight. Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania, I'm not so sure. Stalin moved a lot of ethnic Russians there. The Poles have a long history with Russian and Germany, none of it good.
Sadly, I don't think they would get any support from the current administration.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 02:45 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 02:46 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 02:47 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 02:48 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 05, 2015 11:49 PM (qry2M)
We got 'em tonight here in Alberta. Fucking socialist NDP won a majority government in today's Alberta provincial election. Imagine Texas electing Abortion Barbie. It's that bad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2015 02:48 AM (+KIsx)
Don't delete all the partitions on your boot disk if you don't have a backup. No one can save you when this happens.
Back to work, again.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 06, 2015 02:50 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2015 02:48 AM (+KIsx)
Condolences.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 02:50 AM (KEB8R)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 02:51 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 02:52 AM (OsWis)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqPZenUsuS8
Old Blue, I'm so inebriated I NEED some space to rest between the thoughts! But not an issue, my friend, not an issue.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 02:52 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 02:52 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 02:52 AM (KEB8R)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 02:53 AM (OsWis)
It's not the refs, it's New York. It was in 2004 too. Back then it cost
us the cup. Tonight I'm afraid it cost us any ( admittedly long - the
Ducks are GOOD ) shot at winning this series.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 06, 2015 12:04 AM (7TK5d)
Let the Ducks win the Stanley Cup. Alberta doesn't deserve a winning team after letting the damn commies win the election.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2015 02:54 AM (+KIsx)
AOP, vote to cut off all wine and craft beer shipments. They'll all move to Montana.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 02:55 AM (9iR5/)
449 In honor of last nights MKH debate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glb2U6y-GdU
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 02:52 AM (6yehy)
Very nice selection indeed.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 02:55 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 12:13 AM (OsWis)
Nope. We were cheering Vesuvius at the end of Pompeii. The only one we wanted to survive was the hope.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2015 12:23 AM (d2cM3)
Reminds me of when I went to see Dead Man Walking (back when I went to see movies on the semi-big screen -- don't do that anymore). By the end of that film, I was openly and loudly rooting for the execution drugs, much to the consternation of the 'oh the poor dear' audience.
Posted by: RickZ at May 06, 2015 02:55 AM (9C81A)
It's that bad.
AOP: Does this mean that you're going to hide out in your new southwestern desert hideout for the next few years?
... and Happy Cinco de Quatro to all.
Posted by: Arbalest at May 06, 2015 02:57 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 02:58 AM (9iR5/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdkIJm65ytM
Conservatives: DO NOT CLICK!
otherwise a nice cowboy song
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 02:59 AM (qry2M)
Wait and see.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 02:59 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 03:01 AM (qry2M)
The general population already things vets are ticking time bombs just one flashback away from going postal.
Me wearing DV hats and t-shirts doesn't help matters much.
If shit is going to burn, I'm gonna have some fun with it.
Might as well enjoy embracing the suck.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 03:01 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 03:02 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 03:02 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 03:02 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 06, 2015 03:04 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 03:05 AM (OsWis)
The Norwegians are coming"
Why. Did they sell the rest of Norway to the Russians like they did that Submarine Base?
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 03:07 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 03:08 AM (qry2M)
Belarus would blow Vlad right now and not even be embarrassed.
Poland after the collapse used to have an ally in the US. Not so much any more.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 03:08 AM (9iR5/)
I washed it off with a bleach and ammonia mixture. The pain and burning of mucous membranes was a welcome relief.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 06, 2015 03:09 AM (UVfht)
Belarus would blow Vlad right now and not even be embarrassed.
Poland after the collapse used to have an ally in the US. Not so much any more.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 03:08 AM (9iR5/)
The only wildcard is French nukes.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 03:10 AM (KEB8R)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 03:13 AM (qry2M)
The Polish Panzerwaffe? In my opinion would have very little trouble dispatching Vlads stuff to the scrap yard.
The only question remains is can quality overcome quantity. In this case I think the answer is yes.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 03:16 AM (6yehy)
Luap Nor, the wild card will be Poland. Vlad the Impaler would like
the Baltic to be his own personal lake. The Germans under Merkel might
not resist. Poland is the only country with balls in the area right now.
They really need the Ukraine to hold out.
Belarus would blow Vlad right now and not even be embarrassed.
Poland after the collapse used to have an ally in the US. Not so much any more.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 03:08 AM (9iR5/)
The only wildcard is French nukes.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 03:10 AM (KEB8R)
The wildcard is Germany. Half of the people there lived under the Stasi and the memory isn't a fond one. And when the wall came down and they saw how things were on the other side.....well, that's going to leave a mark.
The rest of Europe has tried to bind the German Gulliver with EU strings, but when push comes to shove, the Germans are the heart of Europe.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 03:16 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 03:16 AM (6yehy)
How many nukes does Poland have?
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 03:16 AM (KEB8R)
Man, nothing quite like being waked out of your Claritan infused AI Apocalypse dream* by a potentially diarrheac puppy dog racing across the house towards the kitchen Squat Zone.
*Fearfull night watching the NightSuns from the hovering helicopters over the villain's Hollywood liar. Trembling potentially last kiss from a girl you know IRL. Packs of cool little golden egg sized robots that can sprout legs to run, arms to manipulate or even do the transformer thing with other robots to build larger machines.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 06, 2015 03:19 AM (kdS6q)
Is that really a deterrent?
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 03:23 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 03:24 AM (qry2M)
Is that really a deterrent?
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 03:23 AM (6yehy)
Probably not.
The Russians have thousands.
They've been keeping theirs operational or ready to assemble, while the U.S. under Obama has been letting ours rot and dismantling the rest. I'd be surprised if we have any working nukes left by the end of Obama's term.
He really thinks that by disarming, we'll achieve peace. This is coming from insider info.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 03:25 AM (KEB8R)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 03:26 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 02:51 AM (9iR5/)
Well, they had their base, which of course is unions and gummint employees, and hospital employees, all unionized, of course. Plus a large protest vote. Huge rural/urban split. Rural, like me, went all in for WildRose party, which is the right-wing alternative to the 40 years in power Progressive Conservatives, which have been getting more and more "progressive" and less and less "conservative".
Leader of the PC's, Jim Prentice, has already resigned the party leadership, and his seat, even though he personally won re-election. But he didn't need to call this election for a year, yet. Hubris, in spades.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2015 03:26 AM (+KIsx)
Can't really find good information but it looks like, from a chart at
Globalsecurity.org the French have only about 75 warheads left.
Is that really a deterrent?
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 03:23 AM (6yehy)
Something like 75% of France's electric power is from nuclear reactors -- they have as many as they choose to have.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 03:27 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 02:58 AM (9iR5/)
My best friend (who was gay) used to believe that we make executions too soft, too easy. What he wanted was some clean psychological torture. The condemned was to be strapped to the gurney and knocked out. Now he might actually be killed. But they might cut off a finger/toe/leg/arm, revive him, and let him live on the Row some more, then do it all over again, taking off another piece of him, with the condemned never knowing when he'd actually die.
Not all gays are liberal pukes. His Dad (whose funeral I attended at Arlington), was a member of Adm. Arleigh Burke's 'Little Beaver' destroyer squadron in WWII. He always knew he was gay from the time he was a little boy, just not knowing what gay was. As a child, he thought the mailman was hunky.
But I have always thought his execution protocol merited serious discussion.
Posted by: RickZ at May 06, 2015 03:27 AM (9C81A)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 03:28 AM (6yehy)
Who the hell counts warheads,
Who the hell counts MIRVS.
Who the hell is STUPID enough to tell the truth?
Legitimate question.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 03:28 AM (qry2M)
... and Happy Cinco de Quatro to all.
Posted by: Arbalest at May 06, 2015 02:57 AM (FlRtG)
Might have to. But I don't know what hoops I'd have to jump through to get "resident alien" status in the USA, if it is even possible, and I do not want to be an illegal. You already have people for that niche.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2015 03:30 AM (+KIsx)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 03:30 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Poland at May 06, 2015 03:30 AM (1FyZ2)
Vlad was the president when Russia invaded Georgia. Vlad has been the president who invaded the Ukraine and seized Crimea.
Belarus is pro Soviet, and I use the term Soviet, because it feels to be the most correct. The same for some segments of Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania. The ethnic Russians would clamor for reunion with the old Soviet state.
Vlad is ex KGB, he served the Soviet State, and wouldn't mind if it reappeared, especially with him in charge.
Georgia has had territory seized by the Soviets. It hasn't been completely overrun, but it is threatened.
Poland finally threw off the yoke of Soviet oppression, and the Soviet Union finally fell.
Merkel was raised in East Germany. I would eventually have to ask if her allegiance was to Germany, or the old East German establishment. It would really matter.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 03:30 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2015 03:30 AM (+KIsx)
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What the hell. What's one more. At least you speak my language, eh?
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 03:35 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 03:37 AM (OsWis)
Are those Nuke plants producing the right kind of enriched uranium to use with a warhead?
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 03:38 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 03:38 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 03:39 AM (qry2M)
Most would say the latter.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 03:41 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 03:38 AM (OsWis)
I have been to Texas on several occasions, and I like it a lot. But I do own a house in Arizona, which was intended to be a winter vacation place. I will concentrate my efforts, near-term, on fixing that place up, so that if I have to start selling assets to make ends meet, I will be able to get the top dollar for it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2015 03:42 AM (+KIsx)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 03:46 AM (qry2M)
See you tomorrow.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 06, 2015 03:46 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 03:49 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 03:52 AM (qry2M)
So, got anything cheerful to say?
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 03:54 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 03:54 AM (qry2M)
Currently enjoying a Magic Hat #9 Not-Quite-Pale-Ale
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 03:55 AM (KEB8R)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 03:58 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 04:01 AM (qry2M)
Let it....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmSXIOlN6mY
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 04:03 AM (6yehy)
"they have as many as they choose to have."
Are those Nuke plants producing the right kind of enriched uranium to use with a warhead?
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 03:38 AM (6yehy)
Doesn't much matter -- they have so much nuclear fuel/fission products sloshing around that they could invent warheads from rounding errors. You may recall the big whoop-te-do about Iraq seeking yellowcake in Niger (the Plame fiasco) -- the control points are supposed to be availability of raw material and the ability to process it. If you're generating 75% of your electricity with nukes, you have ample raw material around and ample processing opportunities. Even though "standard" fission bombs have been made with U-235 (which requires high levels of isotopic enrichment [gas centrifuges -- PITA] to get the U-238 out) and Plutonium (which can be chemically separated from reactor "waste"), you could go for something wild like a Neptunium bomb.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 04:04 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 04:05 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 04:08 AM (qry2M)
Which coast are you on Mr Hat?
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 04:05 AM (qry2M)
Hat's more-or-less a Vegas Hat.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 04:09 AM (T1005)
Well, since you are all listening to the fine, fine music, I believe I will have another. brb
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 04:10 AM (qry2M)
507
Which coast are you on Mr Hat?
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 04:05 AM (qry2M)
Hat's more-or-less a Vegas Hat.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 04:09 AM (T1005)
As such, he's near Paris, Venice, Caesar's Palace, Mandalay Bay, and Monte Carlo.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 04:10 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 04:04 AM (T1005)
Neptunium bomb would require even greater separation than uranium. The main benefit would be that the amount of fissionable material would be very very small.
Nuclear hand-grenades have been developed using Np.
Californium would require even less material. We're talking pocket nuke territory here.
But at that point you will have needed massive infrastructure to get it and continuously resupply to maintain levels. Aside from the U.S, I could seen Russia, and perhaps even China and India developing this.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 04:10 AM (KEB8R)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 04:05 AM (qry2M)
Hat's more-or-less a Vegas Hat.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 04:09 AM (T1005)
As such, he's near Paris, Venice, Caesar's Palace, Mandalay Bay, and Monte Carlo.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 04:10 AM (T1005)
It's 1 A.M. here and I have all my windows open to a balmy inside temperature of over 80 deg F.
Also, I don't live near the strip, and avoid the strip as much as possible.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 04:12 AM (KEB8R)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 04:12 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 04:16 AM (6yehy)
you could go for something wild like a Neptunium bomb.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 04:04 AM (T1005)
Neptunium bomb would require even greater separation than uranium.
The main benefit would be that the amount of fissionable material would
be very very small.
Nuclear hand-grenades have been developed using Np.
Californium would require even less material. We're talking pocket nuke territory here.
But at that point you will have needed massive infrastructure to get
it and continuously resupply to maintain levels. Aside from the U.S, I
could seen Russia, and perhaps even China and India developing this.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 04:10 AM (KEB8R)
The point being that having a whole bunch of reactors bubbling away would let you do a whole lot of diversion and/or "cookin' a batch". France has 59 power-generating reactors, compared to 99 in the US (which has five times the population). They've got the massive infrastructure.
And, I should note -- there's separation and separation and separation. Isotopic separation is the bad bitch -- chemical separation is easy-peasy do-it-in-your-kitchen-sink stuff.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 04:20 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Rachel Madcow, Snarkist at May 06, 2015 04:22 AM (N/i84)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 04:20 AM (T1005)
You have to be pretty dedicated to extracting the desired isotope. Not sure if anyone outside of U.S. or former Soviet Union was that dedicated.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 04:24 AM (KEB8R)
A.M.
I don't think this is how that's supposed to work.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 06, 2015 04:28 AM (iKhVZ)
1. You have to have the material.
2. You have to have the infrastructure.
3. The will to do so.
The French may possible have 1.
They no longer have 2.
3? You be the Judge.
Too much conflicting data can be found.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 04:31 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 04:32 AM (qry2M)
And it's our generation that will have to deal with both supporting our boomer parents and millennial kids...
And motherfuckers wonder why we pray for SMOD.
Or at least an equivalent SMOD.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 04:32 AM (OsWis)
519 This is the fourth night in a row that I've opened my eyes to see my bedside clock reading 4:20.
A.M.
I don't think this is how that's supposed to work.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 06, 2015 04:28 AM (iKhVZ)
check your alarm settings, LMSC!
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 04:33 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 04:34 AM (6yehy)
523
519 This is the fourth night in a row that I've opened my eyes to see my bedside clock reading 4:20.
A.M.
I don't think this is how that's supposed to work.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 06, 2015 04:28 AM (iKhVZ)
or move to californica, its only 1:37 here!
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 04:35 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 04:36 AM (6yehy)
http://goo.gl/1qdYWs
On top of this, StLouis is experiencing a murder increase you wouldnt believe. But, Darrin Wilson Fk da Pol-eece!
Posted by: Bruce J at May 06, 2015 04:39 AM (iQIUe)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHfB63ln1Ig
This is a time calibration instrument.
Use at your own risk!
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 04:39 AM (qry2M)
And, I should note -- there's separation and separation and
separation. Isotopic separation is the bad bitch -- chemical separation
is easy-peasy do-it-in-your-kitchen-sink stuff.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 04:20 AM (T1005)
You have to be pretty dedicated to extracting the desired isotope.
Not sure if anyone outside of U.S. or former Soviet Union was that
dedicated.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 04:24 AM (KEB8R)
If you're France, you have to have the gear to make reactor-grade U-235. You can dose U-238 to Pu-239 if you regularly run a reactor, and chemically separate it. If you run it right, you won't get too much isotopic contamination and you'll get weapons-grade Pu without that much of a hassle -- because, remember, you've already got a bunch of centrifuges just to make the U reactor-grade.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 04:39 AM (T1005)
523
519 This is the fourth night in a row that I've opened my eyes to see my bedside clock reading 4:20.
A.M.
I don't think this is how that's supposed to work.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 06, 2015 04:28 AM (iKhVZ)
or,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uy0ldI_1HA
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 04:41 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 04:39 AM (T1005)
Much different than getting the Np and Cf you want for small scall "pocket" nukes.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 04:43 AM (KEB8R)
From Start to finish, how long does it take to put a usable warhead together.
1. You have to have the material.
2. You have to have the infrastructure.
3. The will to do so.
The French may possible have 1.
They no longer have 2.
3? You be the Judge.
Too much conflicting data can be found.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 04:31 AM (6yehy)
Why do you say they no longer have 2? They don't import fuel rods, they import yellowcake. To get from yellowcake to fuel rods (isotopic separation) is the 2.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 04:43 AM (T1005)
523
519 This is the fourth night in a row that I've opened my eyes to see my bedside clock reading 4:20.
A.M.
I don't think this is how that's supposed to work.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 06, 2015 04:28 AM (iKhVZ)
alternatively,
530 525
523
519 This is the fourth night in a row that I've opened my eyes to see my bedside clock reading 4:20.
A.M.
I don't think this is how that's supposed to work.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 06, 2015 04:28 AM (iKhVZ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLiuMkGCOC4
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 04:44 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 06, 2015 04:46 AM (dF04M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 04:47 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 06, 2015 04:46 AM (dF04M)
France is at the forefront of recycling their nuclear materials and is very good at separations.
U.S. is one of only three countries that run reactors that doesn't recycle at all.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 04:47 AM (KEB8R)
If you're France, you have to have the gear to make reactor-grade
U-235. You can dose U-238 to Pu-239 if you regularly run a reactor, and
chemically separate it. If you run it right, you won't get too much
isotopic contamination and you'll get weapons-grade Pu without that much
of a hassle -- because, remember, you've already got a bunch of
centrifuges just to make the U reactor-grade.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 04:39 AM (T1005)
Much different than getting the Np and Cf you want for small scall "pocket" nukes.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 04:43 AM (KEB8R)
The overall point that I was trying to make was not that the French could make any type of nuke in any quantity, but rather that the size of their infrastructure would expand their options in making any damned thing they might want to whenever they wanted it. And with so many options, I'm sure they have just as many declared and undeclared nukes as they want.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 04:47 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 04:47 AM (T1005)
Which makes them the wildcard in any Russia vs. Europe scenario.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 04:49 AM (KEB8R)
Just saying.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 04:51 AM (OsWis)
Who controls the French nuclear program? Is it feasible that they
could have a small bank of centrifuges available to secretly enrich U to
weapons grade?
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 06, 2015 04:46 AM (dF04M)
France is at the forefront of recycling their nuclear materials and is very good at separations.
U.S. is one of only three countries that run reactors that doesn't recycle at all.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 04:47 AM (KEB8R)
The French government controls the program, and they have time, expertise, and equipment to do any separations they want....including at times the gear is "down for maintenance".
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 04:52 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 04:55 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 04:52 AM (T1005)
Still, how many do they have at the ready, and what is their will to do more in a nuke-war environment?
They are the only thing stopping Russia from blitzing Europe.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 04:55 AM (KEB8R)
Oh, I went down South
For to see my Sal
Sing Polly wolly doodle all the day
My Sal, she is A spunky gal
Sing Polly wolly doodle all the day
(chorus)
Fare thee well, Fare thee well,
Fare thee well my fairy fay
For I'm going to Lou'siana For to see my Susyanna
Sing Polly wolly doodle all the day
Oh, my Sal, she is A maiden fair
Sing Polly wolly doodle all the day
With curly eyes And laughing hair
Sing Polly wolly doodle all the day
(chorus)
Behind the barn, Down on my knees
Sing Polly wolly doodle all the day
I thought I heard A chicken sneeze
Sing Polly wolly doodle all the day
(chorus)
He sneezed so hard With the whooping cough
Sing Polly wolly doodle all the day
He sneezed his head And the tail right off
Sing Polly wolly doodle all the day
(chorus)
Oh, a grasshopper sittin' On a railroad track
Sing Polly wolly doodle all the day
A-pickin' his teeth
With a carpet tack
Sing Polly wolly doodle all the day
(chorus)
Oh, I went to bed But it wasn't any use
Sing Polly wolly doodle all the day
My feet stuck out Like a chicken roost
Sing Polly wolly doodle all the day
(chorus)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 04:56 AM (qry2M)
Any use of a nuke by France would bring massive retaliation. France would be a pile of radio active slag.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 04:57 AM (GoyxN)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 05:01 AM (qry2M)
Any use of a nuke by France would bring massive retaliation. France would be a pile of radio active slag.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 04:57 AM (GoyxN)
If so, Europe is doomed.
The only question is will they bow before their Russian overlords, or their Muslim overlords...
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 05:01 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 05:03 AM (OsWis)
[iThe overall point that I was trying to make was not that the French
could make any type of nuke in any quantity, but rather that the size of
their infrastructure would expand their options in making any damned
thing they might want to whenever they wanted it. And with so many
options, I'm sure they have just as many declared and undeclared nukes
as they want.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 04:47 AM (T1005)
Which makes them the wildcard in any Russia vs. Europe scenario.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 04:49 AM (KEB8R)
Except that popping a nuke on someone -- even a Davy Crockett or nuclear hand grenade -- is a phase-change in international relations. Instead, you're going to see more Ukraine/Georgia bullshit -- nip off a piece and double-dog-dare anyone to escalate. And the wildcards for that scenario are Germany and, to a lesser extent, Poland. They both well know The Bear is out there, and what it means if the Baltics or the Czechs or Romania gets the squeeze. They're the ones who will make the call -- by the time it becomes a French nuke issue, it'll be WWIII.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 05:04 AM (T1005)
I will be very pissed off that a nuke, EMP, whateverthefuckever goes off before I get my swerve on with chi.
Just saying.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 04:51 AM (OsWis)
So, what's the plan?
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 05:05 AM (T1005)
http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/world/france/nuke.htm
According to these People, France has dismantled any capability to manufacture new Nukes.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 05:07 AM (GoyxN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 06, 2015 05:07 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 05:04 AM (T1005)
Isn't a "phase-change" what we are already heading for, if we haven't already arrived?
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 05:07 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 05:15 AM (GoyxN)
http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/world/france/nuke.htm
According to these People, France has dismantled any capability to manufacture new Nukes.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 05:07 AM (GoyxN)
If that's true, maybe it will be helpful since Notre Dame Cathedral will be turned into a mosqueat some pointin the future. Westminster Abbey, too.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 06, 2015 05:18 AM (dF04M)
The French government controls the program, and they have time,
expertise, and equipment to do any separations they want....including at
times the gear is "down for maintenance".
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 04:52 AM (T1005)
Still, how many do they have at the ready, and what is their will to do more in a nuke-war environment?
They are the only thing stopping Russia from blitzing Europe.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 04:55 AM (KEB8R)
"The amateurs discuss tactics; the professionals discuss logistics." -- Napoleon Bonaparte
The only thing that stops Russia from blitzing Europe is that Russia has an economy slightly smaller than Canada's and slightly bigger than Spain's.....and it has to go through the larger economies of France, Germany, Italy, and the UK to sweep Europe. It may well sack Europe -- but if it knew how to run things, it wouldn't be lagging.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 05:19 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 05:20 AM (GoyxN)
Except that popping a nuke on someone -- even a Davy Crockett or
nuclear hand grenade -- is a phase-change in international relations.
Instead, you're going to see more Ukraine/Georgia bullshit -- nip off a
piece and double-dog-dare anyone to escalate. And the wildcards for that
scenario are Germany and, to a lesser extent, Poland. They both well
know The Bear is out there, and what it means if the Baltics or the
Czechs or Romania gets the squeeze. They're the ones who will make the
call -- by the time it becomes a French nuke issue, it'll be WWIII.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 05:04 AM (T1005)
Isn't a "phase-change" what we are already heading for, if we haven't already arrived?
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 05:07 AM (7YlUk)
It's certainly been hinted at by Indian, Pakistani, North Korean, and the prospect of Iranian nukes.....but we're not quite there yet. You won't be able to mistake it when it gets here, though -- the planet will likely lose a billion people in the second 24 hours (the first 24 will be "did that really happen?").
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 05:24 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 05:19 AM (T1005)
History is filled with Europe being invaded from the East by forces with far less sophistication and economic development.
Economic potential for war is meaningless if you get swamped rapidly.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 05:27 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: teej at May 06, 2015 05:28 AM (a36X1)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 05:30 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 05:32 AM (GoyxN)
Posted by: Soothie at May 06, 2015 05:39 AM (6xwwj)
http://tinyurl.com/oafywl7
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 05:30 AM (7YlUk)
561 Hat that link is to the link I posted earlier.
Raedwald's Site.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 06, 2015 05:32 AM (GoyxN)
Correct link:
http://tinyurl.com/pw7pwnu
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 05:39 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: goon at May 06, 2015 05:39 AM (gy5kE)
I particularly hate the bird that goes Chirp CHIRP chirpchirpchirpchirpchirpchirp...
Posted by: Soothie at May 06, 2015 05:40 AM (6xwwj)
The only thing that stops Russia from blitzing Europe is that Russia
has an economy slightly smaller than Canada's and slightly bigger than
Spain's.....and it has to go through the larger economies of France,
Germany, Italy, and the UK to sweep Europe. It may well sack Europe --
but if it knew how to run things, it wouldn't be lagging.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 05:19 AM (T1005)
History is filled with Europe being invaded from the East by forces with far less sophistication and economic development.
Economic potential for war is meaningless if you get swamped rapidly.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 05:27 AM (7YlUk)
That's why I said they could sack it. They could be the Goths, Visigoths, Vandals, Huns, Turks, Moors, or whatever.....but if they "blitz" it, they can't own it.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 05:41 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 05:41 AM (T1005)
Between them and the Jihadis... what will be left worth "owning"?
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 05:43 AM (7YlUk)
Easter Seals is a left wing organization...like Unicef?
Posted by: Soothie at May 06, 2015 05:43 AM (6xwwj)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 05:44 AM (7YlUk)
568
Easter Seals is a left wing organization...like Unicef?
Posted by: Soothie at May 06, 2015 05:43 AM (6xwwj)
My Friend, They ALL suck, except the Salvation Army
http://www.salvationarmyusa.org/
and if you disagree... you are ... misguided.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 05:53 AM (qry2M)
That's why I said they could sack it. They could be the Goths,
Visigoths, Vandals, Huns, Turks, Moors, or whatever.....but if they
"blitz" it, they can't own it.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 05:41 AM (T1005)
Between them and the Jihadis... what will be left worth "owning"?
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 05:43 AM (7YlUk)
The reason that Europe has been sacked so many times is because they produce. They have long had cloth and leatherwork, wines and sculpture, tools and machinery, cheese and hams. Today, they make Lamborghinis and Porsches, Rolls-Royce turbojets and Bayer medicines, Nokia cellphones and IKEA-styled home furnishing.
And, just like in years gone by, they make a bunch of money by doing this and fail to protect it -- so some raider comes by, cleans 'em out, figures out that they can't run the money-making machinery, and clears out until they make more.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 05:57 AM (T1005)
OK, exhale, I give up.
Dig this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrPrJ0ih8Kc
Y'all might be light-headed enough by now to listen to it.
Toin it up!
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 05:58 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 06:38 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 06:59 AM (T1005)
http://tinyurl.com/p45zfnk
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2015 07:09 AM (T1005)
Maet is still living it up in some hot spring with several other sweaty men and possibly a reindeer
SO...hanging out with the dirty Scandis?
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at May 06, 2015 10:34 AM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Bob Frapples at May 06, 2015 11:13 PM (hNjgQ)
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