Morning Thread (5-5-2015)

Happy Cinco de Mayo, which, as we all know, celebrates the date margaritas were invented.

Posted by: Andy at 06:07 AM




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1 Shiny new thread!

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 05, 2015 06:08 AM (J+mig)

2 G'morning, all

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 05, 2015 06:08 AM (VPLuQ)

3 Bueno tacos mi amigos

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 06:09 AM (dDf+N)

4 Why do we, as Americans continue to usurp the culture of our neighboring country below our undefended southern front?

Allow our southern friends to enjoy their traditional day of celebration without us trying to hog in on it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 05, 2015 06:12 AM (VPLuQ)

5 More sad Hollywood/cinema news. Nigel Terry who had played Arthur in the 1981 movie Excalibur has passed away at the age of 69.

https://youtu.be/TeKmFGG9HzA

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 06:12 AM (dDf+N)

6 This 'trade pact' that Obama wants...
Bend over middle class, here it comes again.
You'll get cheap electronic toys, lose your job,
and like it.

Posted by: Alfred E Motional Protestor at May 05, 2015 06:14 AM (xQX/f)

7 Ammo Alert
Cabelas, Federal Automatch.

In stock moments before I posted this

http://tinyurl.com/kkf5bpe

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 05, 2015 06:15 AM (VPLuQ)

8 A reason to go work for Fiat Chrysler, free college tuition to dealership employees.

From CNN: http://tinyurl.com/knexoja

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 06:18 AM (dDf+N)

9

DAY 910

553 to go (626 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 06:19 AM (St6BJ)

10 My beautiful yeoman, promoted to glory. RIP, Grace Lee Whitney. Story in the front page sidebar.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 05, 2015 06:21 AM (iKhVZ)

11
"Excalibur" is a favorite of mine (another great outing for director John Boorman) and it marked the screen debuts, or at least very early appearances of several Brit notables: Patrick Stewart, Gabriel Byrne, Liam Neeson and Helen Mirren. Nicol Williamson's portrayal of Merlin stole the show, IMHO.

RIP to Nigel Terry.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 06:22 AM (St6BJ)

12 Margarita sounds real friendly about now.
Yup...real friendly.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2015 06:22 AM (zMICA)

13
Happy Cinquo de Cinquo (to paraphrase Sir Golfsalot)!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 05, 2015 06:24 AM (95CzI)

14 Many of us are familiar with crd salamander, and his front porch crew.

His latest post has ALL the cartoons from Pam's Texas Art Show, and free speech emporium.

http://tinyurl.com/mhas3r3

On you click the embed video, the cartoons show up as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 05, 2015 06:26 AM (VPLuQ)

15 Never knew a Mexican that celebrated 5may. It's like "big whoop. We won the battle, lost the fucking war and our citizens continue to get fucked over".

Posted by: fastfreefall at May 05, 2015 06:26 AM (yRhBf)

16
More importantly, RIP to NYPD officer Brian Moore.

Obama, Holder and Sharpton are responsible for this man's death.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 06:26 AM (St6BJ)

17 A watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 05, 2015 06:26 AM (XrHO0)

18
Happy Firth of Forth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 06:27 AM (St6BJ)

19
Exercise Equipment 2: Humans 0:

SurveyMonkey CEO David Goldberg died of severe head trauma in an exercise accident in the Mexican resort town of Punta Mita, a Mexican state official said Monday. Goldberg, husband of Facebook executive Sheryl Sandberg, was found lying next to a treadmill on Friday at a resort in Punta Mita near Puerto Vallarta on Mexico's Pacific coast.

The official said he left his room at about 4 p.m. to exercise, and family members went to look for him after he didn't return. He was found at about 6:30 p.m. in a gymnasium lying by a treadmill in a pool of blood, with a blow to the lower back of his head. He apparently had slipped on the treadmill and hit the machine, said the official.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 05, 2015 06:27 AM (kdS6q)

20 Remember the Alamo!

Posted by: @votermom at May 05, 2015 06:28 AM (Wx6Mm)

21 Happy Sushi de Nyah!

I can't remember when was the last time I watched Excalibur so will take your word JJ Sefton.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 06:29 AM (dDf+N)

22 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Usually, when I'm stuck for a story, I can always count on findnig an anecdote about the omnisexual actress Tallulah Bankhead. So here's one that's obliquely about her:

It seems that, in 1948, Time was preparing a cover story on Bankhead, and, in their usual fashion, interviewed everyone they could find concerning the truth about her sexual escapades. They finally got in touch with Bankhead's press agent, Irving Hoffman, but he was very guarded, not wanting to admit anything that might backfire on the lady.

"Well, let me ask you this," the Timesman pressed. "Have you ever made it with her?"

"She'll kill me if she hears I said it,"
answered Hoffman, whispering, "but the answer is. . .no."

Here's the Time cover:

http://goo.gl/wZN81O

Not a very attractive picture, is it? Here's a portrait of her from 1929:

http://goo.gl/IWlrZ4

Hope you all have a wonderful day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 05, 2015 06:29 AM (zF6Iw)

23 21 Happy Sushi de Nyah!

I can't remember when was the last time I watched Excalibur so will take your word JJ Sefton.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 06:29 AM (dDf+N)


It's one of those movies that needs to be seen on a big screen, but a TV will do in a pinch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 06:31 AM (St6BJ)

24 Cilantro del Cinco Muchacho every Juan

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 05, 2015 06:31 AM (/4AZU)

25
"It's full of stars!":

McDonald's invents a brilliant new take-out bag

By pulling a strip of paper near the bottom of the BagTray, the bag detaches the tray, which is made from reinforced cardboard. The tray acts as a plate, making it easier to eat food on the go.

[video]

http://tinyurl.com/ouy8lag

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 05, 2015 06:32 AM (kdS6q)

26
DENNIS:
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ARTHUR:
Be quiet!

DENNIS:
Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

ARTHUR:
Shut up!

DENNIS:
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail-03.htm

May 06 09, 9:15 AM

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 05, 2015 06:32 AM (95CzI)

27 If you want your eyeballs seared and your mind whimpering to be put out of its misery.... there are the multiple fashion disasters that were on display at the Met Gala. Just proves money can not buy fashion taste.

http://tinyurl.com/ko4zt69

Beyonce and Kim K, the Chinese sex club called and want their costumes back.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 06:33 AM (dDf+N)

28 Ir's a Cuervo joliday!

Posted by: Roy at May 05, 2015 06:34 AM (fWLrt)

29 The 5th of May is a great day for margaritas. So is the 6th, the 7th... Hell, yesterday wasn't bad either!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2015 06:34 AM (zMICA)

30
Had no idea that Grace Lee Whitney struggled so terribly. But it's a testament to a life well lived that she overcame it and was blessed with children and grandchildren who loved her.

RIP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 06:38 AM (St6BJ)

31 Sarah Jessica Parker would have been better served if her headdress had actually caught fire. Selena Gomez looked like a little slightly chubby girl playing dress up.

Anne Hathaway actually looked very nice, not Force it more strongly reminds me of something what might be 18th Dynasty Egyptian glam.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 06:39 AM (dDf+N)

32 Thank God for friends. The kind that jump to help out in a pinch. At their house now.
If you were on the boxing thread you read about my right front wheel and explorer parting ways on the way home.
Brother from another mother puts in over an hour windshield time to come get me and bring me to town.
Oh by the way teej, you can drive the Jetta till you get yours back.
Sam the man.

Posted by: teej at May 05, 2015 06:39 AM (V9sPV)

33 Two. Frozen no salt. Grande.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2015 06:40 AM (JO9+V)

34
Happy Cinco de Mayo
Posted by: Andy



Frankly, the holiday loses some of it's childlike magic when you no longer live in a neighborhood with random gunfire into the night sky and drunken car collisions up and down the street.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 05, 2015 06:40 AM (kdS6q)

35 34 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 05, 2015 06:40 AM (kdS6q)

my personal "I miss you Juan" is the lack of Earth Movers falling down the Franklin Mountains...

COME BACK JUAREZ!

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 05, 2015 06:41 AM (/4AZU)

36 Happy pacquaio de Mayweather.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 05, 2015 06:42 AM (3F6F8)

37 "falling down the Franklin Mountains..."

Some of my more spectacular wipeouts on the MTB were hauling ass down the trails on the west side of the Franklins. Good times...good times.

Posted by: fastfreefall at May 05, 2015 06:44 AM (yRhBf)

38 Sefton here is a 1993 interview with Grace Lee Whitney discussing all her problems. Eight minutes long. https://youtu.be/fdCmnSnS7gM

MPPP had dug up a good article The funny was her towering wig of blond tresses being so heavy it leaned. And then it was stolen and when she was doing outreach down on skid row she joked about finding some bag lady or drag queen wearing it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 06:45 AM (dDf+N)

39
He apparently had slipped on the treadmill and hit the machine, said the official.

Yeah, apparently.

My ass.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 06:45 AM (Ng9V+)

40
If you're gonna murder someone, do it in Mexico. And bring a suitcase full of cash.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 06:46 AM (Ng9V+)

41 "And bring a suitcase full of cash."

It's doesn't need to be a big one. Life is cheap down there.

Posted by: fastfreefall at May 05, 2015 06:47 AM (yRhBf)

42
/fresh coffee smell

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 06:47 AM (Ng9V+)

43
Transgender woman serving life in prison for killing her wife has request for sex-change surgery rejected by Supreme Court

http://tinyurl.com/pt2ghlx




Eff, can't untangle that one. Got any baby related cases?

Posted by: King Solomon

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 05, 2015 06:47 AM (kdS6q)

44 LD'sC, I know, right ?

Felt the same way when I moved from Chicago to the cornfields.

G'mornin everyone !

Belize Baño Nuevo !

Posted by: söck_rat_eez at May 05, 2015 06:48 AM (go6ud)

45 oops, Huevo

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 05, 2015 06:49 AM (go6ud)

46 Did someone say 'Margaritas!'?

Posted by: Ruth at May 05, 2015 06:50 AM (oo88B)

47 Did someone say 'Margaritas!'?

Posted by: Ruth at May 05, 2015 06:50 AM (oo88B)

48

Funny how many sick viloent fucks are trannies and yet no one has the balls to make the connection between the sick vicious violence and the tranny part.

These people are SICK and we assholes are tolerating and enabling them.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 06:51 AM (Ng9V+)

49 According to Teh Google, it's Nellie Bly Day.

How culturally insensitive of them.

Mornin' 'rons!

Posted by: Citizen X at May 05, 2015 06:54 AM (7ObY1)

50 "These people are SICK and we assholes are tolerating and enabling them."

No worse then the whole Bruce Jenner goat rope.

Man says he is a woman, trapped in a male body.
But is sexually attracted to women.

People with Medical Degrees determine that his brain is running perfectly.
It's his body that we need to hack up.


Can't wait till we find the guy who thinks he's actually Third Base on a Baseball field, trapped in a male body.

Solution?

Off with his arms and legs, and get him out on the field!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 05, 2015 06:55 AM (VPLuQ)

51
remember a few years ago the post about the bride-to-be being swept out to sea by a rogue wave just after her fiance proposed?


And I said he probably killed her. Either that or a wave reached out and grabbed her. Some here, (there's always one), said yeah it's possible. My ass.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 06:56 AM (Ng9V+)

52 So send him in coach, he's ready to play. Third base?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 06:57 AM (dDf+N)

53 So send carry him in coach, he's ready to play. Third base?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 05, 2015 06:58 AM (VPLuQ)

54 Only a matter of time, just ask the Hat, who follows that stuff - there is at least one otherkin out there who is a chair (among other things ....).

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 05, 2015 06:58 AM (go6ud)

55 Otherkin, just another name for Upper Ckass Twit.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 06:59 AM (dDf+N)

56 49 According to Teh Google, it's Nellie Bly Day.

How culturally insensitive of them.

Mornin' 'rons!
Posted by: Citizen X at May 05, 2015 06:54 AM (7ObY1)


I believe she was a reporter for the Brooklyn Daily Eagle around the turn of the century? There was a shitty little amusement park somewhere in Bath Beach/Bensonhurst named after her, IIRC.

I think her claim to fame was trying to break an around the world record.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 06:59 AM (St6BJ)

57 wait.. Class yeah I meant to type that.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 06:59 AM (dDf+N)

58 Adidas gives Andy Murray new shorts after balls pop out http://is.gd/Pu7fQa

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 05, 2015 07:00 AM (rwI+c)

59 He apparently had slipped on the treadmill and hit the machine, said the official. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 05, 2015 06:27 AM

Anyone know where Hairy Reid was at that time?

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 05, 2015 07:01 AM (P8YHq)

60 He apparently had slipped on the treadmill and hit the machine, said the official.



So he and Harry Reid have the same exercise equipment vendor?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 05, 2015 07:01 AM (fwARV)

61 DAMMIT SCRIBBLER!!!! So close!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 05, 2015 07:02 AM (fwARV)

62 60 He apparently had slipped on the treadmill and hit the machine, said the official.

So he and Harry Reid have the same exercise equipment vendor?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 05, 2015 07:01 AM (fwARV)



The treadmill was manufactured by Luca Brasi?


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 07:02 AM (St6BJ)

63 18
Happy Firth of Forth.

..........

I actually got that! A couple years ago I sat drinking at a little café looking out over it. Not a margarita though. Come to think of it I don't think I've ever had one.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 05, 2015 07:02 AM (zS+qK)

64 "7 Ammo Alert
Cabelas, Federal Automatch.

In stock moments before I posted this

http://tinyurl.com/kkf5bpe"

Thanks, VIA. I got an order in.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 05, 2015 07:03 AM (8W5zZ)

65 He apparently had slipped on the treadmill and hit the machine, said the official.

--

Exercise will kill you.

Posted by: @votermom at May 05, 2015 07:03 AM (km3xQ)

66 I sorta figured; and yes.

We created a society that produced so much wealth, the productive class let all kinds of stuff go on, while thinking it didn't matter what idiots did or thought, we've got work to get on with.
Let this go on so long that it's threatening to get the upper hand.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 05, 2015 07:03 AM (go6ud)

67 I like Firth of Fifth better. It had a great guitar solo.

So, are we ready to Ban the Assault Workout Equipment? Especially the ones with the thing that goes up?

Posted by: Citizen X at May 05, 2015 07:05 AM (7ObY1)

68 I think her claim to fame was trying to break an around the world record.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 06:59 AM (St6BJ)


She was trying to break the 80-day round the world time set in Jules Verne's Around the World In 80 Days. And she did it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 05, 2015 07:06 AM (zF6Iw)

69 No way was Excalibur the film debut of Helen Mirren. She was in Caligula two years earlier. Topless.

Every time you pick up an Ian Fleming novel, you think "This is crazy schlock. None of this could ever happen." Then, it happens. It's like the Bond-villains read the novels too. That would certainly account for the career of George Soros.

And one mentions this because? It was filmed twice: James Bond was sent to a health spa, and nearly murdered on [or "by," ablative of agency] the equipment there. Ian Fleming, prophet. Ask about Navassa Island!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 05, 2015 07:07 AM (xq1UY)

70 el Presidente Barry: Did I miss Cinco de Quatro?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 05, 2015 07:07 AM (3UGBQ)

71 Promoting Nellie Bly on Cinco de Mayo is an just straight-up White Privilege. And gender cis-normative to boot.

Why, she wasn't even enlightened enough to be ghey.

Shame on you, Google. Shame!



Posted by: Citizen X at May 05, 2015 07:09 AM (7ObY1)

72 69 Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 05, 2015 07:07 AM (xq1UY)


I said it was either the debut or an early appearance. And I'd still shag Helen Mirren.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 07:09 AM (St6BJ)

73 Re:
Excalibur.
One of the most Awesome sound tracks for a movie ever produced,
Got my copy shortly after the release.

Posted by: Woodward Ave at May 05, 2015 07:10 AM (/WmRg)

74 "Excalibur" is a favorite of mine (another great
outing for director John Boorman) and it marked the screen debuts, or at
least very early appearances of several Brit notables: Patrick
Stewart, Gabriel Byrne, Liam Neeson and Helen Mirren. Nicol
Williamson's portrayal of Merlin stole the show, IMHO.



RIP to Nigel Terry.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 06:22 AM (St6BJ)


He also played Prince John in The Lion in Winter which had a notable cast as well

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 05, 2015 07:11 AM (3UGBQ)

75 I picked up my new dress for graduation week festivities. Alterations to make it fit like a glove cost more than the garment itself, but I feel pretty. I've practiced moving in three-inch heels, but I'm easily spotted as a total imposter -- and I'm still four inches shorter than my nearest classmate.

It makes five appearances over four days next week, then it's back to khakis and sensible flats.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 05, 2015 07:11 AM (iKhVZ)

76 Okay, what about Navassa Island ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 05, 2015 07:13 AM (go6ud)

77 In El LAy,
Best too stay off the streets in EL LAy and surrounding areas, some pockets of LEO will not stand down while revelers puke on buildings and drive erratically..

Posted by: Woodward Ave at May 05, 2015 07:13 AM (/WmRg)

78
Terry Nigel.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 07:13 AM (Ng9V+)

79
Doesn't matter, does it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 07:13 AM (Ng9V+)

80 "Thanks, VIA. I got an order in."

No problem.
I post those because for many of us, 22lr is almost impossible to find affordably, locally.

That Automatch comes out to around $24.00 with shipping.
Somehow, I have managed to fit 13 boxes of it in the ammo safe. The lovely and fetching Mrs VIA has a CMMG dedicated 22lr upper on her AR that eats that stuff like candy.

My local gun store sells it for $35.00.
When they have it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 05, 2015 07:14 AM (VPLuQ)

81 74 He also played Prince John in The Lion in Winter which had a notable cast as well
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 05, 2015 07:11 AM (3UGBQ)

Anthony Hopkins and a very young Timothy Dalton, along with Hepburn and O'Toole.

Two movies that have all-star Brit casts are "The Battle of Britian" and "Cromwell." Both feature the creme de la creme of Brit actors of the period.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 07:14 AM (St6BJ)

82

Graduating from the AoS Ace School of Argument?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 07:15 AM (Ng9V+)

83 73 Re: Excalibur.
One of the most Awesome sound tracks for a movie ever produced,
Got my copy shortly after the release.
Posted by: Woodward Ave at May 05, 2015 07:10 AM (/WmRg)


Mostly Wagner. But, if you discount his virulent Joo-hatred, he did write some amazing music. When was the soundtrack released? Been looking for it for ages.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 07:16 AM (St6BJ)

84 Speaking of dying in Mexico, I realized the best thing you can do for your family's financial future, if you contract cancer or some other fatal disease, is to go to Mexico or some other third-world country to die.

If you die here the County Cororner issues a Death certificate. The SSA is notified and your SS benefits die too. If you die in Mexico, your family can enjoy your Old Age Pension for, who knows, decades.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 05, 2015 07:16 AM (V70Uh)

85 82

Graduating from the AoS Ace School of Argument?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 07:15 AM (Ng9V+)


No you're not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 07:18 AM (St6BJ)

86
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Hire Two Gay Male Nannies to Help With Newborn Son

http://tinyurl.com/n2f5cvm

[video]

http://tinyurl.com/n735rpw

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 05, 2015 07:18 AM (kdS6q)

87 Two movies that have all-star Brit casts are "The Battle of Britian" and "Cromwell." Both feature the creme de la creme of Brit actors of the period.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 07:14 AM (St6BJ)


I'm remembering this off the top of my head, J.J., so it might not be Cromwell, but there's a story about Sir Alec Guinness reciting a long speech in a movie and then, in the middle of it, pausing for effect before going on. Later, he was interviewed and asked what made him think of adding such a dramatic pause to the speech?

"Oh, I just dried up," Guinness replied. "Completely forgot my lines."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 05, 2015 07:18 AM (zF6Iw)

88
Pamela Geller gives a clinic on how to beat down the MFM. Totally destroys Alyson "frisbee nipples" Camerota.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 07:19 AM (St6BJ)

89 Kind of looking at a Savage HR17 for cleaning up vermin on my farm. Anyone using them?

Posted by: owlpellets at May 05, 2015 07:20 AM (YvTdG)

90 Mostly Wagner. But, if you discount his virulent Joo-hatred, he did write some amazing music. When was the soundtrack released? Been looking for it for ages.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 07:16 AM (St6BJ)


http://goo.gl/ENSVQM

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 05, 2015 07:20 AM (zF6Iw)

91 He also played Prince John in The Lion in Winter which had a notable cast as well

Brian Dennehy as Winter.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 05, 2015 07:20 AM (oVJmc)

92 Battle of Britain?

https://youtu.be/O71FJDkfngY

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 07:21 AM (dDf+N)

93 http://tinyurl.com/ljsfftf


China orders Muslim shop owners to sell alcohol and tobacco.

America forces Christian shop owners to sell stuff, and we did it first.

I never dreamed we'd out-communist the actual communists...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 05, 2015 07:21 AM (fwARV)

94 Can't wait till we find the guy who thinks he's actually Third Base on a Baseball field, trapped in a male body.

Solution?
Off with his arms and legs, and get him out on the field!



C'mon Matt! Play ball!

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 05, 2015 07:21 AM (9PlD2)

95 OK, time for a cup of tea before the new boss arrives.

By rumor, a real witch (and not the Morgan Le Fay kind).

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 05, 2015 07:22 AM (zF6Iw)

96 China orders Muslim shop owners to sell alcohol and tobacco.

Huh. Meanwhile, our Preezy insists that the future must not belong to those who insult the Prophet of Islam.

What a topsy-turvy world we live in anymore.


Posted by: Citizen X at May 05, 2015 07:23 AM (7ObY1)

97 Wagner: A few minutes of ecstasy wrapped in hours long envelope of tedium.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 05, 2015 07:23 AM (V70Uh)

98 90 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 05, 2015 07:20 AM (zF6Iw)

Cool! Although Carmina Burana is not a favorite track.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 07:23 AM (St6BJ)

99 Oh dear, yes please do have a cuppa b'fore Hillaritus the Witch arrives.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 07:23 AM (dDf+N)

100 Anyone else see that liberal writer/director Joss Whedon got eaten by the twitter SJW mob and he deleted his account?

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 05, 2015 07:24 AM (6n332)

101 97 Wagner: A few minutes of ecstasy wrapped in hours long envelope of tedium.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 05, 2015 07:23 AM (V70Uh)


"Every time I listen to Wagner, I feel like invading Poland."

- - Woody "daughter raper" Allen

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 07:24 AM (St6BJ)

102 The Carmina Burana is all about sex and drinking.

My kinda classical music. It has the Moron stamp of approval.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 05, 2015 07:25 AM (7ObY1)

103 Woody obviously got lost oh what he should be invading... *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 07:25 AM (dDf+N)

104 China orders Muslim shop owners to sell alcohol and tobacco.



Brb. Popping popcorn.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 05, 2015 07:25 AM (9PlD2)

105 92 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 07:21 AM (dDf+N)


Yes, that's the flick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 07:25 AM (St6BJ)

106 Pamela Geller gives a clinic on how to beat down the MFM. Totally destroys Alyson "frisbee nipples" Camerota.



bing! says her name is spelled Alisyn. However, there doesn't appear to be any photographic evidence to support the claim of "frisbee nipples"

I haz a sad.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2015 07:29 AM (JO9+V)

107 @ 83 JJ Excalibur Sound Track

Sorry out of production,
I am terminal so If possible I would send it to you somehow.

Posted by: Woodward Ave at May 05, 2015 07:29 AM (/WmRg)

108 As pointed out by SooperMexican for Twitter Morons, It is Cinco de Mayo AND Taco Tuesday. The people rejoiced.

Posted by: dogfish at May 05, 2015 07:29 AM (jWtyG)

109 Interesting, this Hurricane fighter was recovered from a kibbutz in Israel.

http://www.warbirdregistry.org/hurriregistry/hurricane-kz321.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 07:30 AM (dDf+N)

110 Justin Timberlake

Sorry, I kinda stopped paying attention right here. I hope the next time I come across that name it's in an obit

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 05, 2015 07:31 AM (Q819Q)

111 107 I am terminal so If possible I would send it to you somehow.
Posted by: Woodward Ave at May 05, 2015 07:29 AM (/WmRg)

Are you saying what I think you're saying? Oh, Lord.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 07:37 AM (St6BJ)

112 Can't wait till we find the guy who thinks he's actually Third Base on a Baseball field, trapped in a male body.

Solution?
Off with his arms and legs, and get him out on the field!



C'mon Matt! Play ball!

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 05, 2015 07:21 AM (9PlD2)



Bruce Jenner then decides he's a buoy on the ocean, changes his name to Bob.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2015 07:38 AM (Dj0WE)

113 Bruce Jenner then decides he's a buoy on the ocean, changes his name to Bob.

Soon he's be in a hole in the ground and can be Phil.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 05, 2015 07:39 AM (rwI+c)

114 109 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 07:30 AM (dDf+N)

Cool, although I wanted to see the bird in the condition it was found, with IDF markings etc. In '48 they had such a motley collection of aircraft from all over the world.

That said, I think there is supposed to be a documentary about Americans who flew for them in the '48 war. Should be out now?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 07:39 AM (St6BJ)

115 Can't wait till we find the guy who thinks he's actually Third Base on a Baseball field, trapped in a male body.

Solution?
Off with his arms and legs, and get him out on the field!



C'mon Matt! Play ball!

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 05, 2015 07:21 AM (9PlD2)



Bruce Jenner then decides he's a buoy on the ocean, changes his name to Bob.


Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2015 07:38 AM (Dj0WE)



Or... the now legless and armless, transgendered Bruce Jenner decides to celebrate Cinco de Mayo. Changes his name to Consuelo.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2015 07:40 AM (Dj0WE)

116 Ah, good, a much more Moron-appropriate day.

May the Fifth be With You

May your flasks be always full...

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 05, 2015 07:40 AM (0xTsz)

117 However, there doesn't appear to be any photographic evidence to support the claim of "frisbee nipples"

I haz a sad.


Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2015 07:29 AM (JO9+V)

I went to look, and saw the Bar Rafaeli noodz and uh, well, uh what was I talking about?

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 05, 2015 07:40 AM (Q819Q)

118 OK Morons, I started my new job a week ago, and today I am making the dreaded 401K picks.

I figure I will retire around 2040, and I usually mix my 401K about 2/3 conservative stable funds and 1/3 riskier small cap/emerging markets.

Just want to know what funds anyone likes. Fidelity has given me 37 to choose from. I've stuck with Magellan for years and it's done all right. I like the Causeway and Fidelity emerging markets funds.

What do you guys think?

Anyone except Monty is welcome to chime in; I already know his investment picks - dried food, ammo, and gifts to appease the Humungous - and I've got those covered.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 05, 2015 07:41 AM (O7MnT)

119 The 1948 IAF was a truly motley collection.

Avia built Me-109Gs with Jumo 213 engines.
Spitfires and P-51 Mustangs.
And three B-17s IIRC.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 07:42 AM (dDf+N)

120 >>China orders Muslim shop owners to sell alcohol and tobacco.

>>America forces Christian shop owners to sell stuff, and we did it first.

We could compromise and force bakeries to sell booze.

Seems reasonable to me.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 05, 2015 07:42 AM (0xTsz)

121
A woman in Texas was fired from a daycare center because of an all too candid Facebook post. I start my new job today, Kaitlyn Walls, a 27-year-old single mom, wrote on Facebook last week about a new gig working at a child care center, per Jezebel. But I absolutely hate working at day care Lol, its all good, I just really hate being around a lot of kids.

http://tinyurl.com/np3ux9k

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 05, 2015 07:43 AM (kdS6q)

122 119 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 07:42 AM (dDf+N)

Build a Gustav with Mogen Dovid's!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 07:45 AM (St6BJ)

123 Sefton like this?

http://tinyurl.com/khpe99g

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 07:47 AM (dDf+N)

124 I picked up my new dress for graduation week festivities. Alterations to make it fit like a glove cost more than the garment itself, but I feel pretty. I've practiced moving in three-inch heels, but I'm easily spotted as a total imposter -- and I'm still four inches shorter than my nearest classmate.

It makes five appearances over four days next week, then it's back to khakis and sensible flats.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 05, 2015 07:11 AM (iKhVZ)



Time for a Short-Off!

Little Miss Spellcheck VS Alex the Chick


Who's size is closer to molecular?


Place your bets now!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2015 07:47 AM (KUa85)

125 I thought we celebrated Mayonnaise today. I bought 5 quarts of it to be prepared.

Posted by: kraki at May 05, 2015 07:48 AM (krvsp)

126 Time for a Short-Off!

Little Miss Spellcheck VS Alex the Chick


Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2015 07:47 AM (KUa85)


Without photos, we're just not going to be able to tell...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 05, 2015 07:48 AM (fwARV)

127 Andy, I always thought it was a celebration of the creation of Chipotle Mayo which upon J. McCollick & Company of New York City allegedly "stealing" the recipe some folks "protested" at the Alamo.

Posted by: strategicCorporalUSMC at May 05, 2015 07:48 AM (JkAVZ)

128 Any of you in the know about how many women are left in Ranger School. Most of the 8 had dropped out, would love to know how many left end of week two.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 05, 2015 07:48 AM (aEZVI)

129
The bellowing buffoon Chris Cuomo on CNN just did a bullshit segment titled:

"Balancing Free Speech And Provocation"

I can't believe this shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 07:49 AM (Ng9V+)

130 123 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 07:47 AM (dDf+N)

Yes.

"The Japs had jet ones."

If you can find it, there is a great National Lampoon photo/comic spread called "The Madcap Modeleers."

Doug Kenney and Chris Miller build a Stuka and then blow it up with an M-80.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 07:49 AM (St6BJ)

131 I just saw that Marilyn Mosby charged the wrong people in the death of Freddie Gray. Two of the officers were charged under wrong names, wrong birth dates, and wrong addresses. Baltimore is going to burn itself to the ground when those officers are acquitted. She bought a temporary peace with the charges. The trial will be a debacle if this is any indication of performance.

Posted by: no good deed at May 05, 2015 07:49 AM (GgxVX)

132 Israel used both Hurricanes and Me109's. Equal opportunity. They also a "a" B-17, and some B-25 Mitchells, enough for the conservative novelist Mark Helprin (not that other Helprin) to develop a lifelong hatred for them while serving in IDF AF.

The Navassa Island Affair was a little historical embarrassment that involved a remote guano island, government contractors, and slave labor after the Civil War. There can be little doubt that Fleming thought up Dr No from the mystery of it. His family's bank, heavily into US railroads that were flush with investment at the time, had confidential agents looking for fast money deals throughout the hemisphere...at the time. He may have heard the tale at his great-uncle's knee.

After "journalism," Nellie Bly became president of the Iron Clad Manufacturing Co., inventors of the 55-gallon steel drum. So she had an eventual effect on Caribbean music, as well. She personally invented the nesting garbage can. Had to return to WWI journalism when embezzlement bankrupted her firm.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 05, 2015 07:49 AM (xq1UY)

133 109 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 07:30 AM (dDf+N)

There's probably a few Stukas in garages in Poland maybe...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 05, 2015 07:50 AM (/4AZU)

134 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 05, 2015 07:50 AM (hSlC9)

135 remember a few years ago the post about the bride-to-be being swept out to sea by a rogue wave just after her fiance proposed?

I watched a big wave boil up onto shore, knock down a guy and his dog, and pull them out about 75 yds. It was FAST. He and the dog swam parallel for about 300yds before they we could help them. He was walking well above the waterline on the packed sand.

Posted by: Fairfax's Own, Bob McDonnell at May 05, 2015 07:51 AM (ztOda)

136 You say Carmeena, I say Carmina, let's Carl the whole thing Orff.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 05, 2015 07:51 AM (yxw0r)

137 I am terminal so If possible I would send it to you somehow.
Posted by: Woodward Ave at May 05, 2015 07:29 AM (/WmRg)


Please let that not be what it sounds like.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 05, 2015 07:51 AM (zF6Iw)

138 Actually, Helen Mirren's film debut was an Aussie film

"Age of Consent"

Wherein she was, surprise!, nekkid.

Pics on the intertubes.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2015 07:51 AM (KUa85)

139 Two of the officers were charged under wrong names, wrong birth dates, and wrong addresses.

Has their lawyer demanded immediate release?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 05, 2015 07:51 AM (oVJmc)

140
You know why Prince Fuckface and his goofy wife took a few days to name their baby?

So they'd stay in the news cycle for several days.

I am so sick of the daily bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 07:52 AM (Ng9V+)

141 Marilyn Mosby clearly didn't think this thing through very well.

Which is why one shouldn't rush to judgment.


Posted by: Citizen X at May 05, 2015 07:52 AM (7ObY1)

142 Lord have mercy, it is not cinco de mayo. It is the fifth of May and my silver wedding anniversary, which then was before anybody tried to sell margaritas with that date.

Ps Is like to thank rape culture, age 19, and some screw top paul Gallo burgundy wine to go with our spaghetti for making our serious introduction some several years prior.

Posted by: Sarahw at May 05, 2015 07:53 AM (lv2k0)

143 all-star Brit casts are "The Battle of Britian"

-
Including that chick (Susannah York?) Walking around in garter belt and hose.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 05, 2015 07:53 AM (LImiJ)

144 >>. Two of the officers were charged under wrong names, wrong birth dates, and wrong addresses.

But they are so clearly guilty, she did the right thing by rushing to charge them!!1!

Whoever they are...

Posted by: SJWs at May 05, 2015 07:53 AM (0xTsz)

145
And no matter what name they chose, all the media was gonna say: oh, that's a beautiful name.

They coulda named the baby Trashfuck Illsboat and the media woulda told the Dumb People it's such a beautiful name.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 07:53 AM (Ng9V+)

146 They've pulled a Panther out of a Polish river. Found FW-190s in Russian swamps. Even a P-39 from a Russian lake with food tins in the wings instead of ammo. And an almost mint Kettenkrad has emerged from a barn in Italy in the past ten years.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 07:54 AM (dDf+N)

147 We're all God's children!

Posted by: Baldy at May 05, 2015 07:55 AM (sEXjW)

148 oops old sock

Posted by: Jean at May 05, 2015 07:55 AM (ztOda)

149 This just in: Bruce Jenner has decided to have one leg amputated.

He will then change his name to Eileen.



Posted by: Citizen X at May 05, 2015 07:55 AM (7ObY1)

150
Hey, it's a family name!

Posted by: Trashfuck Illsboat IV at May 05, 2015 07:55 AM (KUa85)

151 We don't need royalty, We fought and died to seperate ourselves from royalty bullshit. Want to puke when the media tries to make the dumbass kennedys royalty .

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 05, 2015 07:55 AM (aEZVI)

152 I was holding out hope for Princess Snuffins McMugglepants.

I thought it had a good shot.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 05, 2015 07:56 AM (7ObY1)

153 Including that chick (Susannah York?) Walking around in garter belt and hose.


Christopher Plummer is one lucky sob!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2015 07:57 AM (JO9+V)

154 Of course this has to be the ultimate in easy restorations. This StuG III that had been buried in mud since WWII.

https://youtu.be/f-UrieZwqeg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 07:57 AM (dDf+N)

155 If Bruce Jenner had both legs amputated, he'd have to rename himself "Matt."

Posted by: Citizen X at May 05, 2015 07:57 AM (7ObY1)

156 "Two of the officers were charged under wrong names, wrong birth dates, and wrong addresses."



LINK!!!!!


(please)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 05, 2015 07:58 AM (VPLuQ)

157
Balancing free speech.

That's like balancing freedom and slavery.*
Or, in a marriage, balancing fidelity with flings.

*Which is what we do now, really. We're not *really* free, are we.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 07:58 AM (Ng9V+)

158 10
My beautiful yeoman, promoted to glory. RIP, Grace Lee Whitney. Story in the front page sidebar.


Last night when I posted that I was trying to think of a way to put the news that wasn't just "dead at 85" and I couldn't think of anything. This would have been perfect.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 05, 2015 07:58 AM (WvS3w)

159 This just in

One legged Bruce 'Eileen' Jenner says he's a Chinese citizen trapped in an American body

Now wants to be called Irene

Posted by: Ruth at May 05, 2015 07:58 AM (oo88B)

160 Marilyn Mosby Keystone Persecutor.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 07:58 AM (dDf+N)

161 Including that chick (Susannah York?) Walking around in garter belt and hose.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 05, 2015 07:53 AM (LImiJ)


https://goo.gl/KSFuY6

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 05, 2015 07:59 AM (zF6Iw)

162 Here ya go, VIA. http://tinyurl.com/p723ugr

Posted by: no good deed at May 05, 2015 07:59 AM (GgxVX)

163 Cinco de Mayo, for those that don't know, is the is the day of some battle somewhere between Mexico and Spain, or maybe it was France and only celebrated here in the United States, mostly by going to bars to consume food and drinks found nowhere in Mexico except Cancun and Acalpulco.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 05, 2015 07:59 AM (1BQGO)

164 "In any compromise between food and poison, the only winner is death."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 05, 2015 08:00 AM (go6ud)

165 Morning all.

Cinco de Mayo? English please. This is fuckin America

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:01 AM (rDqRv)

166 Cinco de Drinko

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2015 08:01 AM (PJ0WQ)

167
What difference, at this point, does it make?1//1!?!!/1!1!!?//

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 05, 2015 08:01 AM (HSmrB)

168 Gregory - the funds in which the employer offers the biggest match that does not include company stock. If its all third party managed, then start with the lowest admin load. I'm looking at 2040 as well, and I'm still in the aggressive stuff (as well as the lead and brass commodity game.)

Posted by: Jean at May 05, 2015 08:02 AM (ztOda)

169 165 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:01 AM (rDqRv)

Five on Mayonnaise....

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 05, 2015 08:02 AM (/4AZU)

170 Invest in the Clinton Foundation. Your returns will be NUKULAR!

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 05, 2015 08:02 AM (Q819Q)

171 >>only celebrated here in the United States

Is it cultural appropriation if it's completely made up and not appropriated?

Posted by: SJWs at May 05, 2015 08:02 AM (0xTsz)

172 Want to know why I will not support Rand Paul for President?

I can see Ron, the old fart getting jealous. Just like the neo-nazi Jean-Marie LePen is of his daughter Marine.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/05/05/us-france-lepen-idUSKBN0NQ0QV20150505

Posted by: rd at May 05, 2015 08:03 AM (DoEGi)

173 Indictment filed against dentist living in Israel for aiding Hamas

I swear it's not me or anyone I know!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:04 AM (rDqRv)

174 Thanks, NGD!


Gonna be a hot summer in the city.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 05, 2015 08:04 AM (VPLuQ)

175 Cinco de Mayo, for those that don't know, is the is the day of some battle somewhere between Mexico and Spain, or maybe it was France and only celebrated here in the United States, mostly by going to bars to consume food and drinks found nowhere in Mexico except Cancun and Acalpulco.



And tomorrow shall forevermore be known as "Revenge of the Fifth" for all of those "May the Fourth Be With You" people.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 05, 2015 08:04 AM (9PlD2)

176 Ba ba ba benny and the jets


Morning horde.

Gonna be a toasty one today.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 05, 2015 08:04 AM (9thQQ)

177 On rapey Tuesday does yes mean no? Or is that all days? Maybe we need a govt. help line to call to avoid confusion. Some public service announcement on NPR would be helpful too.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 05, 2015 08:04 AM (1BQGO)

178 "155
If Bruce Jenner had both legs amputated, he'd have to rename himself "Matt."





Posted by: Citizen X at May 05, 2015 07:57 AM (7ObY1)"

Unless they chucked him into a pot hole and called him "Phil".

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 05, 2015 08:06 AM (KDbAT)

179 Two of the officers were charged under wrong names, wrong birth dates, and wrong addresses."

All you white folk look alike ...

Posted by: Jean at May 05, 2015 08:06 AM (ztOda)

180
173 Indictment filed against dentist living in Israel for aiding Hamas

I swear it's not me or anyone I know!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:04 AM (rDqRv

Riiiiight.

Texas guy was a dental hygienist. Beginning to see a pattern.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 05, 2015 08:06 AM (9thQQ)

181 178 "155
If Bruce Jenner had both legs amputated, he'd have to rename himself "Matt."





Posted by: Citizen X at May 05, 2015 07:57 AM (7ObY1)"

Unless they chucked him into a pot hole and called him "Phil".
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 05, 2015 08:06 AM (KDbAT)



Throw him in a pool and he'd be Bob.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 08:08 AM (St6BJ)

182 "All you white folk look alike ..."
One of those who were incorrectly identified is named White, but her skin is black.

Well, not really black....but dark.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 05, 2015 08:08 AM (VPLuQ)

183 As penalty for recycling the Matt, Bob, and Phil jokes from earlier in the thread, the next thread will be delayed an extra ten minutes.

Posted by: Manager of Conversations at May 05, 2015 08:08 AM (9K3Nr)

184 180 Riiiiight.

Texas guy was a dental hygienist. Beginning to see a pattern.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 05, 2015 08:06 AM (9thQQ)


Fluoride. It's a Koranic plot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 08:08 AM (St6BJ)

185
Unless they chucked him into a pot hole and called him "Phil".
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 05, 2015 08:06 AM (KDbAT)

Hang him on the wall and call him Art

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 05, 2015 08:09 AM (9thQQ)

186 CNN: Motives of Texas attackers still unknown.

I hate these people.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 05, 2015 08:10 AM (7ObY1)

187 "Texas guy was a dental hygienist. Beginning to see a pattern."


Now, I'm not an anti-dentite, but.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2015 08:10 AM (PJ0WQ)

188 Nevergiveup, is "deep cleaning" worth the $$

Posted by: Jean at May 05, 2015 08:10 AM (ztOda)

189 Dental Hygienists are all Nazis.

It's twoo, it's twoo.



Posted by: Citizen X at May 05, 2015 08:11 AM (7ObY1)

190 Wait, men can be dental hygenists?

Posted by: Jean at May 05, 2015 08:11 AM (ztOda)

191 Bobby Jindal continues to slice like an effin' hammer on radical Islam:

http://tinyurl.com/mllze3b

Posted by: Y-not at May 05, 2015 08:12 AM (9BRsg)

192 Miss Universe Winners chart of origins
http://bit.ly/miss-univ

Posted by: Inaudible Audience at May 05, 2015 08:12 AM (9K3Nr)

193 Also, good morning morons and 'ettes!

Posted by: Y-not at May 05, 2015 08:12 AM (9BRsg)

194 This is fuckin America

Named after a no-good Guappo.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 05, 2015 08:12 AM (Q819Q)

195 Yo

Posted by: Bigby's Wrasslin' Thumbs at May 05, 2015 08:13 AM (3ZtZW)

196 Speaking of teeth.....all of mine are going bye bye. Bone loss FTW!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 05, 2015 08:13 AM (9thQQ)

197 Going back to the Baltimore indictments for a moment...

I wish a more intelligent Moron then I could find, and listen to Mosby's original charging announcement, which was broadcast live at the time.

There is a weasel wording in it when it comes to her statement concerning her independent investigation and the findings of the Baltimore City Police investigation....


Found it.

http://tinyurl.com/mpnvgqv

Get through the commercial, and carefully listen to the raw video, focusing on the results of the two investigations, and if the findings agree

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 05, 2015 08:13 AM (VPLuQ)

198 USAA: you must upgrade Java to run this app.

Me: okay, here I go, a updatin'

Java: this app from USAA is not secure

Me: &&&&

If I don't make it out of the Java exception list in half an hour, send the Raptor Rescuer Rabble.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 05, 2015 08:13 AM (0xTsz)

199 "173
Indictment filed against dentist living in Israel for aiding Hamas



I swear it's not me or anyone I know!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:04 AM (rDqRv)"

If it were, I would certainly marvel at the human ability to keep mutually incompatible ideas in their head at the same time. To be honest, I would expect the aid you might provide to Hamas to be limited to peeing on them if they were on fire. Or if they were not on fire on the chance that they might spontaneously combust.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 05, 2015 08:13 AM (KDbAT)

200 "http://bit.ly/miss-univ"


Looks rigged.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2015 08:14 AM (PJ0WQ)

201 Speech given by Geert Wilders at Draw Mohammed gathering. Video and transcript.

"...Your statement, my statement, the statement of every single person present in this room here tonight is clear: We will never allow barbarism, we will never allow Islam to rob us of our freedom of speech! Never!..."

c/o Gates of Vienna
http://bit.ly/geert-texas

Posted by: We Are All Pam's Boobs at May 05, 2015 08:15 AM (9K3Nr)

202 Nevergiveup, is "deep cleaning" worth the $$
Posted by: Jean at May 05, 2015 08:10 AM (ztOda)

Yeah, not an easy question to answer. The term "deep cleaning" can mean many things. If needed, and if done properly, it can be a useful treatment. It really comes down to do you need it? Will it be done properly? Or is it just being done to collect a fee for you. I'd have to see you, the degree of inflammation or pocketing, and the X-rays. I know that's not a big help to you. Bottom line, if you trust your Dentist, then yeah it's probably worth it. What is the charge?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:16 AM (rDqRv)

203 Hang him on the wall and call him Art

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 05, 2015 08:09 AM (9thQQ)

Throw him on the floor and call him Matt.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 05, 2015 08:16 AM (nqiq9)

204 Miss Universe Winners chart of origins
http://bit.ly/miss-univ

Posted by: Inaudible Audience at May 05, 2015 08:12 AM (9K3Nr)



The results are awfully specieist.

Posted by: rd at May 05, 2015 08:16 AM (DoEGi)

205 To be honest, I would expect the aid you might provide to Hamas to be limited to peeing on them if they were on fire. Or if they were not on fire on the chance that they might spontaneously combust.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 05, 2015 08:13 AM (KDbAT)


For the record I would NOT pee on either Hamas or Fredo if they were on fire.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:17 AM (rDqRv)

206 "God still loves"

An "Upper Room daily devotional":

http://tinyurl.com/qcprnq3

Posted by: Holy Plank of Chatisement at May 05, 2015 08:17 AM (MeuoO)

207 Posted by: Mama AJ at May 05, 2015 08:13 AM (0xTsz)

I know heaps of folks like it, but I dropped USAA. Pricey for mediocre coverage.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 05, 2015 08:17 AM (yxw0r)

208 "Miss Universe Winners chart of origins"

That chart clearly
demonstrate Earthist privilege prevalent in our society. We need to be
more open to aliens and recognize the beauty of ALL life forms.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 05, 2015 08:17 AM (1BQGO)

209 Chop his dick off and call him Bruce.



What?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 05, 2015 08:17 AM (9thQQ)

210 Ooops; Darn: Sock off. Somehow "God still loves" doesn't seem too felicitous when combined with "Holy Plank of Chastisement" ;^) but I love that sock's handle (thanks Brother Cavil) so I may use I every so often.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2015 08:20 AM (MeuoO)

211 Chop his dick off and call him Bruce.



What?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 05, 2015 08:17 AM (9thQQ)


Cut his ears off and call him What?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:20 AM (rDqRv)

212 Office mates all out for the day. Hmmm, wonder what deviltry and surprises will greet them upon their return?

Muah-ha-ha-ha.

Gonna be a fun morning after all.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 05, 2015 08:21 AM (nqiq9)

213 I'm from the 9th Q Quadrant! Woohoo!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 05, 2015 08:21 AM (9thQQ)

214 I see the lackwits in the MSM are still chuffing the chicken over "freedom of speech vs provocation"-

So, the lesson I'm supposed to learn here is...what?


Let's say I'm a Christian and I own a bakery and two gays guys waltz in and provoke me by trying to force me to bake a wedding cake against my religious beliefs-

that the proper response is to shoot them?

Because they were provoking me?

Is that it?

That the two gay guys can say whatever they want but they better be prepared for the consequences?

Is that the lesson here?


Ugh. The MSM is filled to the brim with ignorant, stupid, anti-American knuckle fuckers.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2015 08:21 AM (KUa85)

215 Really, we're bitching about a holiday commemorating mocking the French invented to sell tequila?

I don't even know you guys anymore.

Posted by: HR at May 05, 2015 08:21 AM (rHXGG)

216 Happy Cinco de Mayo, which, as we all know, celebrates the date margaritas were invented.

Oh hell yes... [thud]

Posted by: Drunken French Soldier Surrounded by Angry Mexicans at May 05, 2015 08:21 AM (RD7QR)

217 Any praying people here likely to be up at 11:00 EST or later this Saturday and not involved in social events? If so, I have a favor to ask.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2015 08:21 AM (MeuoO)

218 ...take him water skiing & call him Skip

Posted by: Ruth at May 05, 2015 08:22 AM (oo88B)

219 I feel great right now. I was up early, showed, wife smiled at me ( that does not happen every morning) and now that Coffee high with the extra shot is kicking in. I almost feel high. Good stuff.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:22 AM (rDqRv)

220 And now reports from the Baltimore City Police that the knife that Freddy had was indeed illegal to possess in Baltimore.

One of the key reasons for charging several innocent citizens, instead of the correct individuals was that the arrest of Freddy was indeed illegal, due to the knife in his possession being legal to possess in the city.

Yeh...this is going to end well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 05, 2015 08:22 AM (VPLuQ)

221 141 Marilyn Mosby clearly didn't think this thing through very well.

At what pooint does the affirmitive action exemption for incompetence end? When there are 6 innocent cops sitting in prison? Or, 6 guilty cops walking around free? We will never know...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 05, 2015 08:22 AM (5buP8)

222 American knuckle fuckers.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2015 08:21 AM (KUa85)

Actually, that's American NICKLE fuckers.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 05, 2015 08:22 AM (nqiq9)

223 And good morning Horde. I note for the record that Helen Mirren was once smokin' hot, nobody knows how to fix old Volvos, and we are all boned. But at least it's spring.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 05, 2015 08:23 AM (RD7QR)

224 >>Pricey for mediocre coverage.

Hmph.

I'm fighting with the online banking part right now.

My husband came with USAA insurance, so I've never really looked into it. Perhaps I should.

Java control panel is not my friend so far...

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 05, 2015 08:23 AM (0xTsz)

225 Nevergiveup, about $50 per quadrant after insurance. I don't do any painkiller - so that charge isnt included.

Posted by: Jean at May 05, 2015 08:23 AM (ztOda)

226 Shoot Fenelon. Opened the pool yesterday so Saturday should be open.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 05, 2015 08:23 AM (9thQQ)

227 Go ahead Fenelon....

Posted by: Ruth at May 05, 2015 08:24 AM (oo88B)

228 My husband came with USAA insurance, so I've never really looked into it. Perhaps I should.

Java control panel is not my friend so far...
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 05, 2015 08:23 AM (0xTsz)

I never had any problems with USAA. What is the problem?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:24 AM (rDqRv)

229 166 mile round trip to Durham this afternoon. Soccer Championship. Not motivated yet. Starting to guzzle coffee.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 05, 2015 08:24 AM (2cS/G)

230 Speaking of "Deep Cleaning" - had a bad experience with Molly Maids. Paid them $400 to do a deep cleaning on our house after we moved out. They did such a terrible job our realtor refused to list the house, we had to go back last Friday and clean the whole thing ourselves, top to bottom.

We hope the house can go on the market this weekend and be sold by the end of the month.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 05, 2015 08:24 AM (O7MnT)

231 "89
Kind of looking at a Savage HR17 for cleaning up vermin on my farm. Anyone using them?

Posted by: owlpellets at May 05, 2015 07:20 AM (YvTdG)"

I would be curious to hear as well. Effectiveness? Accuracy? Noise?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 05, 2015 08:24 AM (KDbAT)

232 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 05, 2015 08:13 AM (VPLuQ)

She's droning on for 20 minutes, can you help with an approx time

Posted by: random lurker at May 05, 2015 08:26 AM (+tRIN)

233 Nevergiveup, about $50 per quadrant after insurance. I don't do any painkiller - so that charge isnt included.
Posted by: Jean at May 05, 2015 08:23 AM (ztOda)

yeah again since I don't know what insurance you have, it's hard for me to say. Are you gums bleeding alot? Teeth loose? Did your Dentist ever mention a Periodontist ( Gum Specialist)? Discomfort or pain?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:26 AM (rDqRv)

234 217 Any praying people here likely to be up at 11:00 EST or later this Saturday and not involved in social events? If so, I have a favor to ask.

Whatcha got brother?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 05, 2015 08:26 AM (5buP8)

235 "My husband came with USAA insurance, so I've never really looked into it. Perhaps I should. "

Wait...USAA gives complimentary Husbands with their policies?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 05, 2015 08:26 AM (VPLuQ)

236 My son I law was in Mexico for cinco de mayo and asked a bunch of locals where the cinco de mayo celebration was that night..... They laughed and said Chilie's. It is not celebrated south of the border

Posted by: Bill at May 05, 2015 08:27 AM (kf8vd)

237 My son I law was in Mexico for cinco de mayo and asked a bunch of locals where the cinco de mayo celebration was that night..... They laughed and said Chilie's. It is not celebrated south of the border

Posted by: Bill at May 05, 2015 08:27 AM (kf8vd)

238 Nellie Bly was also the first woman to have a byline in an American newspaper, if memory serves.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 05, 2015 08:27 AM (vg8iE)

239 "She's droning on for 20 minutes, can you help with an approx time"

It's pretty near the end.
Let me see if I can get a time hack.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 05, 2015 08:28 AM (VPLuQ)

240 Son of a!

You don't change the station when Tainted Love is on!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 05, 2015 08:28 AM (9thQQ)

241 American knuckle fuckers.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2015 08:21 AM (KUa85)

Actually, that's American NICKLE fuckers.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 05, 2015 08:22 AM (nqiq9)


Meh. I like the consonance and assonance of "knuckle fuckers"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2015 08:28 AM (KUa85)

242 At what pooint does the affirmitive action exemption
for incompetence end?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 05, 2015 08:22 AM


Never, Just look at Choom Boy, who has consistently followed a trail of incompetence, treason and race-baiting, yet continues to receive the adoration of Congress, the MFM, and a fair percentage of the American public.

The Professional Victims have done a great job: white guilt will never, ever die.

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 05, 2015 08:28 AM (P8YHq)

243 >>I never had any problems with USAA. What is the problem?

See #207

I'm just fighting with the Java app in the online banking part. But I have made progress...

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 05, 2015 08:29 AM (0xTsz)

244 Obama Says A Tragic History Led To Riots In Baltimore

Weasel Zippers

Yeah I agree, but that tragic history was electing a divider and racist like you President. And by the way go get your shine box

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:29 AM (rDqRv)

245 In China, we celebrate Chinko de Mayo.

Then denounce ourselves.

Posted by: Pedro Fong at May 05, 2015 08:29 AM (oVJmc)

246 I'm just fighting with the Java app in the online banking part. But I have made progress...
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 05, 2015 08:29 AM (0xTsz)


What Browser are you using?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:30 AM (rDqRv)

247 The Left is teaching us something here. It's becoming apparent that we Christians need to reconsider our approach to violence. It seems that even the threat of a little rough play results in the Left wetting themselves and throwing their (few) principles into fire of appeasement. Maybe we need to redraw the line to include a few bloody noses.

Posted by: Jean at May 05, 2015 08:30 AM (ztOda)

248 ....meet my cousin from Ireland; Patty O' Furniture

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 05, 2015 08:31 AM (yxsev)

249 Got coyotes coming up too close to the house - dog and cats are getting nervous. Also, I'd like to get a good rifle and have some fun. What would be a good minimum caliber for a one-shot kill on a coyote? I was thinking maybe a .223 or .243, or would a 22-250 be ok? Not the greatest shot in the world, but not the worst either.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 05, 2015 08:31 AM (nqiq9)

250 189 Dental Hygienists are all Nazis.

It's twoo, it's twoo.



Posted by: Citizen X at May 05, 2015 08:11 AM (7ObY1)


"SZELLL!!!! Die Weisse Angel!!!!! He ist hier!!!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2015 08:31 AM (St6BJ)

251 Mosby Video.

Around 16:56 she starts free-ranging

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 05, 2015 08:31 AM (VPLuQ)

252 Hey do you all see the Female Army Captian completing the Advanced Army Medic Course at FT DIX?

Good stuff

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:31 AM (rDqRv)

253 Office mates all out for the day.
Hmmm, wonder what deviltry and surprises will greet them upon their return?
Muah-ha-ha-ha.
Gonna be a fun morning after all.


Move keys around on their keyboards.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 05, 2015 08:32 AM (9PlD2)

254 Garland attacker: " Brush your teeth!!!!!"

Posted by: Usual suspects at May 05, 2015 08:32 AM (9BRsg)

255 Race riots under Bush = 0

Posted by: Pedro Fong at May 05, 2015 08:32 AM (oVJmc)

256 OT, or as OT as the morning thread can be, but I just read about Joss Whedon getting grief from the feminazis. I confess it warmed me to the depths of my shriveled black heart.

Feminazis remind me of PETA. Give them an inch, as KFC tried to do, and they will smell blood and go after you harder and faster than if you just told them to fuck off.

Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 05, 2015 08:32 AM (PFy0L)

257 Holy Plank of Chastisement, behold the Daily Mail:

"The organizers believed they were exercising their freedom of expression."

Believed they were, but were they reaaalllly??

*smackity smack smack smack*

Posted by: Wayside Carpenter (Fine Yokes a Specialty) at May 05, 2015 08:32 AM (9K3Nr)

258 So, my girlfriend and I made that old-time boiled plum pudding. The recipe was published in 1806, but it was already an old one by then.

Making a plum pudding is some hard-core cooking. Who wouldn't want to plop a huge glob of ingredients into a bag and plunge it into a vat of boiling death for 4 hours?

It's not pudding like we think of it. More like a bread pudding with lots of raisons (no plums in plum pudding, but that's another story).

You eat it hot with a spoonful of molasses mixed in.

It's very rich (well hell, it has suet as one of the main ingredients!), very sweet and very, very filling. I can see why it was a popular break from hardtack and salt pork on the long trans-oceanic voyages of the day. That stuff would fill you up for a whole day or two!




Posted by: Citizen X at May 05, 2015 08:33 AM (7ObY1)

259 " I was thinking maybe a .223"



.222 or .223 would be perfectly fine for coyotes.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2015 08:33 AM (PJ0WQ)

260 I want to be a SEAL.

Couldn't pass the strenous physical part.

Waiver?

Dammit. Male whitey. I'm screwed.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 05, 2015 08:33 AM (9thQQ)

261 The new AG Lynch is heading to Baltimore?

Yeah that'll help?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:33 AM (rDqRv)

262 *removes sock*

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 05, 2015 08:33 AM (9BRsg)

263 I want to be a SEAL.

Couldn't pass the strenous physical part.

Waiver?

Dammit. Male whitey. I'm screwed.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 05, 2015 08:33 AM (9thQQ)

Few can. I cringe just watching it on TV and it's worse watching it in person

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:35 AM (rDqRv)

264 "At what point does the affirmative action exemption
for incompetence end?"

Somewhere above my paygrade.

Posted by: Neil DeGarsse Tyson at May 05, 2015 08:35 AM (1BQGO)

265 >.Wait...USAA gives complimentary Husbands with their policies?

Well, I went to their site to see about insurance and they said I had to be in the military or married to someone in the military, so I picked "married".

It gave me the name of some local bars and the rest is history.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 05, 2015 08:35 AM (0xTsz)

266 261 The new AG Lynch is heading to Baltimore?

Yeah that'll help?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:33 AM (rDqRv)

Lots of rabble to rouse, got to get an early start.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 05, 2015 08:35 AM (RD7QR)

267 Mister used to eat Indian pudding as a kid. IIRC it's essentially polenta and molasses.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 05, 2015 08:36 AM (9BRsg)

268 "It's becoming apparent that we Christians need to reconsider our approach to violence."

The Left has picked a fight it isn't prepared to win. Their mindless feel-good fascist platitudes won't stand up to our gunfire.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 05, 2015 08:36 AM (8W5zZ)

269 North Korea recently conducted a third test of a new submarine launched ballistic missile (SLBM) that is part of Pyongyangs expanding nuclear arsenal, according to American defense officials.

Been nice knowing you LA and SF

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:36 AM (rDqRv)

270
Few can. I cringe just watching it on TV and it's worse watching it in person

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:35 AM (rDqRv

Oh I know. Was riffing on that female firefighter.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 05, 2015 08:36 AM (9thQQ)

271 I just read about Joss Whedon getting grief from the feminazis.

From high atop his enormous pile of money.

The thing about the feminists and the SJWs is that they are very good at complaining. Less so on explaining how their "world" would work. "Raising awareness" and "empowering women" are western buzzterms that have no real practical meaning.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 05, 2015 08:37 AM (659DL)

272 Got coyotes coming up too close to the house - dog and cats are getting nervous. Also, I'd like to get a good rifle and have some fun. What would be a good minimum caliber for a one-shot kill on a coyote?


Depends on the size of the coyote. In Texas, some of ours only get to 70-80 lbs.
Also depends on the range and bullet placement.

.17 HR, .22 Mag, .22-250, .223, .243, .270, .308, 30-30.
For fun and games, 30-06.

Pretty much whatever strikes your fancy other than a .22lr.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 05, 2015 08:37 AM (9PlD2)

273 You only need a .22 for our 'yotes.

But everything's bigger in Texas.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 05, 2015 08:38 AM (7ObY1)

274 Was riffing on that female firefighter.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 05, 2015 08:36 AM (9thQQ)


Yeah that's a disgrace. DeCommie made them do that. They should have resigned instead of passing her, but with jobs and health insurance now a days, I know that is not possible. But wait for the law suits to start flying form that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:38 AM (rDqRv)

275 Few can. I cringe just watching it on TV and it's worse watching it in person
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:35 AM (rDqRv)

I had a friend that was an instructor in Coronado in the mid eighties. I got to see the men train. You have to really really want that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 05, 2015 08:39 AM (KbNXw)

276 North Korea recently conducted a third test of a new submarine launched ballistic missile (SLBM) that is part of Pyongyangs expanding nuclear arsenal, according to American defense officials.

Been nice knowing you LA and SF


Pssst...over here.

Posted by: Los Angeles class fast attack ten feet behind you. at May 05, 2015 08:39 AM (659DL)

277 @265. Posted by: Mama AJ

That story has got the ring of truth in it.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 05, 2015 08:39 AM (o00SF)

278 Oh, Amy Lynn:Golden Angel will be available on Kindle by close of business today. Thank God.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 05, 2015 08:39 AM (KbNXw)

279 Nevergiveup, none of the above. I don't like that she told my wife I should do it. That kinda hard sell pisses me off.

Posted by: Jean at May 05, 2015 08:40 AM (ztOda)

280
I had a friend that was an instructor in Coronado in the mid eighties. I got to see the men train. You have to really really want that.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 05, 2015 08:39 AM (KbNXw)

Yeah just being in the sand pit a few times in DCO School was enough for me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:40 AM (rDqRv)

281 Posted by: Citizen X at May 05, 2015 08:33 AM (7ObY1)

Several times, I've made Christmas Plum Puddings for Christmas!

The best ones were those that I let age for a few months to a year in the frig. And dumping some rum or bourbon or rum and bourbon on top once a month or so.

Once you know the drill pretty walleye can add whatever dried fruit you like- one with golden raisins, did blueberries and cranberries cam out awfully tasty.

Then serve at Christmas dinner hot and steaming with lots of rum butter.

Yum.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2015 08:40 AM (KUa85)

282 .22-250 bolt action would be hot and sexy.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 05, 2015 08:40 AM (Q819Q)

283 Pssst...over here.
Posted by: Los Angeles class fast attack ten feet behind you. at May 05, 2015 08:39 AM (659DL)


yeah I know. What worries me is if, or more likely when, they stick a few on a cargo ship and sneak close to shore.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:41 AM (rDqRv)

284 NGU, I tried Chrome and IE. It was Java. USAA said upgrade Java, then Java complained that the app wasn't secure enough for their new standards.

Had to list the site in the Java exceptions list, but it took a bit to find that and list it precisely the way they wanted it. Lots of dire warnings, but it works now.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 05, 2015 08:41 AM (0xTsz)

285 The Left has been giving us the image of being violent for years now. They believe it, but the don't really, because they're afraid to criticize Islam but not Christianity, Republicans, Tea Partiers, etc.

They've parrotted the mantra that their LiVs are primed to believe it, even if they know at the core it isn't true.

Obama's been playing on that since he went into office, calling his political opponents racists, terrorists, etc. That was all about setting up support for a brutal response if we get uppity-- he's scapegoating us, basically, but his non-thinker base already have been brainwashed into believing it.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 05, 2015 08:41 AM (oVJmc)

286 Obama Says A Tragic History Led To Riots In Baltimore

Weasel Zippers

Yeah I agree, but that tragic history was electing a divider and racist like you President. And by the way go get your shine box

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:29 AM (rDqRv)


The bigger tragedy was his mom not embracing Roe V Wade like any good leftist.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 05, 2015 08:41 AM (FMbng)

287 It's when they defeated a French Outpost in La Puebla .... what's not to celebrate?

Posted by: Paladin at May 05, 2015 08:42 AM (DPvCq)

288 Pike Pudding, yummmm....

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 05, 2015 08:42 AM (2cS/G)

289 Nevergiveup, none of the above. I don't like that she told my wife I should do it. That kinda hard sell pisses me off.
Posted by: Jean at May 05, 2015 08:40 AM (ztOda)

If not bleeding, loose, pocketing, then what is the reason to get "Deep Cleanings" other than your insurance will cover it?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:42 AM (rDqRv)

290 ".22-250 bolt action would be hot and sexy."


Have. It's a hot little round. Recoil like a .223, boom like a .243.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 05, 2015 08:42 AM (PJ0WQ)

291 So, the knife Gray had was illegal contrary to the speech y the scrunt DA.

Posted by: Bruce J at May 05, 2015 08:43 AM (iQIUe)

292 Oh, Amy Lynn:Golden Angel will be available on Kindle by close of business today. Thank God.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 05, 2015 08:39 AM (KbNXw)


Congratulations, OSP! I'll be buying it.

Got more writing to send your way later today

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 05, 2015 08:43 AM (zF6Iw)

293 Why do we, as Americans continue to usurp the culture of our neighboring country below our undefended southern front?



Allow our southern friends to enjoy their traditional day of celebration without us trying to hog in on it.


Bars need a reason to sell Coronas?

Posted by: Paladin at May 05, 2015 08:43 AM (DPvCq)

294 wow sorry about the suurealist prose above.

me and the computer are arm wrestling.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2015 08:43 AM (KUa85)

295 I saw Pretty Walleye open for High-Speed Salmon at the Riverside.

Hey-o!

Posted by: HR at May 05, 2015 08:43 AM (rHXGG)

296 What would be a good minimum caliber for a one-shot kill on a coyote?

I always understood .243 to be the best caliber for varmint abatement.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 05, 2015 08:43 AM (5buP8)

297 in honor of Michael Moore, I shall be celebrating Cinco de Fatso with a large tumbler of tequila and bacon grease.

Posted by: mallfly at May 05, 2015 08:43 AM (qSIlh)

298 Yeah I agree, but that tragic history was electing a divider and racist like you President. And by the way go get your shine box

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:29 AM (rDqRv)


The tragic history was the war on poverty starting in the mid sixties. Pay people not to work and destroy families for 50+ years. The chickens have come home to roost.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 05, 2015 08:44 AM (KbNXw)

299
The new AG Lynch is heading to Baltimore? Yeah that'll help?
Posted by: Nevergiveup




Thanks Thom!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 05, 2015 08:44 AM (kdS6q)

300 Had to list the site in the Java exceptions list, but it took a bit to find that and list it precisely the way they wanted it. Lots of dire warnings, but it works now.
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 05, 2015 08:41 AM (0xTsz)


Good. Their credit cards are good also. My daughters have their own USAA numbers, but it is still cheaper, for them not me, to be on my car insurance since still being in the Military is a lower rate as opposed to a dependent.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:44 AM (rDqRv)

301 Allow our southern friends to enjoy their traditional day of celebration without us trying to hog in on it.

You know it doesn't exist there, right? You're just riffing on what you think proggs are gonna be mewling later today, right?

Posted by: HR at May 05, 2015 08:44 AM (rHXGG)

302 >>That story has got the ring of truth in it.

Yeh, it did sound plausible, didn't it? The husband contributed, so I'll share credit.

Meanwhile, somewhere in San Antonio, some IT staff are wondering why there are so many people suddenly searching the site for "find a spouse at bar"...

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 05, 2015 08:45 AM (0xTsz)

303 "That was all about setting up support for a brutal response if we get uppity"

Only part of that I take issue with in that is the word "was" - that effort is still ongoing, and intensifying.
Soon they will have a "National Police Force" all ready to go.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 05, 2015 08:46 AM (go6ud)

304 The Left has picked a fight it isn't prepared to
win. Their mindless feel-good fascist platitudes won't stand up to our
gunfire.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 05, 2015 08:36 AM


Uh-huh.

Care to venture an opinion on why they ARE winning?

Don't know why, but the Konservative Komputer Kommandos are getting to the point where they bug me almost as much as the holier-than-thou lefty wackos like Choom Boy.

There will not be some big shootout between the Puny-Ass Left and the Heroic, Well-Armed Right. It ain't gonna happen. The only way we will see the Mocha Messiah whimpering in fear for his coddled lifestyle is if Our Side summons up enough balls to enforce actual laws and hook the traitor up.

That actually requires more guts than waving a weapon in front of your pals and yelling "git 'er done!" before crackin' open another beer and sittin' on the couch to watch some WWF.

Sorry to be nasty. But this steps on my last nerve.

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 05, 2015 08:47 AM (P8YHq)

305 >.Oh, Amy Lynn:Golden Angel will be available on Kindle by close of business today. Thank God.

Woo hoo!

I am absolutely positive it will be a great read.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 05, 2015 08:48 AM (0xTsz)

306 Sorry to be nasty. But this steps on my last nerve.
Posted by: MrScribbler at May 05, 2015 08:47 AM (P8YHq)

Guess what: I don't care.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 05, 2015 08:48 AM (8W5zZ)

307 I am looking for two single women and two single men that are actively in the dating scene for Thursday nights Dead Wrong Radio Program, with your host, me OSP, AKA Jack July. It will be from 8:30 PM to 10:30 PM Eastern.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 05, 2015 08:48 AM (KbNXw)

308 Cinco de Mayo is not celebrated in Mexico for its significance to Mexico, it is celebrated in the US because it commemorates a French defeat that didn't cost us anything.

Posted by: WTP at May 05, 2015 08:48 AM (q/kmn)

309 fenelon?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 05, 2015 08:50 AM (0O7c5)

310 We running Summer Special.

Rent one...get one for flee.

Posted by: Roof Korean, Local 119 at May 05, 2015 08:50 AM (VPLuQ)

311 it commemorates a French defeat that didn't cost us anything.

I don't know that French defeats cost ANYONE all that much. They haven't been worth a shit since Napoleon.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 05, 2015 08:51 AM (nqiq9)

312 243 is a good all purpose round in the East. Sort of overkill for most coyotes, except for those coy-dog blends that are spreading in the NE.

The old 20g works well. I use a 22mag for varmit duty out of a 4" revolver, but there are many options. At longer ranges, I have too many options.

Posted by: Jean at May 05, 2015 08:52 AM (ztOda)

313 Dems going for $12 minimum wage.

Hurry up with that hamburger Skynet!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 05, 2015 08:52 AM (fWAjv)

314 Oh, I'd say French failures in WWI, WWII, Vietnam were rather costly.

Posted by: WTP at May 05, 2015 08:53 AM (q/kmn)

315 243 is a good all purpose round in the East. Sort of overkill for most coyotes, except for those coy-dog blends that are spreading in the NE.

They have also began to mate with wolves. Just what the rural people need. Smarter, bolder, more determined wolves.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 05, 2015 08:54 AM (KbNXw)

316 'I want to hear what the Republican presidential candidates have to say about this as well,' Sen. Patty Murray (D-Wash.) said upon introducing the legislation last week.


FYNQ

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 05, 2015 08:55 AM (fWAjv)

317 Oh, I'd say French failures in WWI, WWII, Vietnam were rather costly.

Posted by: WTP at May 05, 2015 08:53 AM


Yeah...to US.

Somehow, they didn't manage to stick us with the tab for Algeria.

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 05, 2015 08:55 AM (P8YHq)

318 Clinton to call for a full and equal path to citizenship in Nevada

It will typical Clintonese:

No details of course, but in full pander mode to the far left

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:56 AM (rDqRv)

319 Hang him on the wall and call him Art



Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 05, 2015 08:09 AM (9thQQ)



Throw him on the floor and call him Matt.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 05, 2015 08:16 AM (nqiq9)

Kick him in the jimmies, and call him Squeaky.

Posted by: can kicker kicking the can at May 05, 2015 08:56 AM (87kz2)

320 Yeah just being in the sand pit a few times in DCO School was enough for me.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2015 08:40 AM

Heh! In Okinawa, a guy was gigged on an inspection for his shave, and the platoon is restricted from liberty until all unsats were corrected and reinspected. Corrective action: summarily tossed in a dumpster with a dry razor and rolled around by the rest of the platoon until he emerged clean shaven.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 05, 2015 08:56 AM (60Vyp)

321 If you are wondering where all your hummingbirds are, they are moving through Texas. We have at least thirty this morning.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 05, 2015 08:57 AM (U8sWC)

322 >>>>>Uh-huh.

Care to venture an opinion on why they ARE winning?

Don't know why, but the Konservative Komputer Kommandos are getting to the point where they bug me almost as much as the holier-than-thou lefty wackos like Choom Boy.

There will not be some big shootout between the Puny-Ass Left and the Heroic, Well-Armed Right. It ain't gonna happen. The only way we will see the Mocha Messiah whimpering in fear for his coddled lifestyle is if Our Side summons up enough balls to enforce actual laws and hook the traitor up.

That actually requires more guts than waving a weapon in front of your pals and yelling "git 'er done!" before crackin' open another beer and sittin' on the couch to watch some WWF.

Sorry to be nasty. But this steps on my last nerve.
.
.
.
.It's WWE not WWF. The Wildlife guys sued Linda McMahon over that and won a fairly large settlement and she had to change the name.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 05, 2015 08:57 AM (iONHu)

323 The coyotes are the OH breed - they tend to be larger (dog cross-breeding) and love to eat wolverines.

Seriously, they're the size of a large dog and getting numerous as hell here in the sticks. I like the idea of the 22-250 for general varmint duty, and if it's adequate for coyotes as well, so much the better. Me and the boy will be heading to the gun shop this weekend.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 05, 2015 08:57 AM (nqiq9)

324 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 05, 2015 08:56 AM (60Vyp)

And bleeding like a stuck pig no doubt.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 05, 2015 08:57 AM (KbNXw)

325 Dump up.

Posted by: HH at May 05, 2015 08:58 AM (Ce4DF)

326 Mornin', Horde.

Inasmuch as I don't give a fcuk about Mexico an its minor holidays, I'll still hoist a beverage later to commemorate a French ass whuppin'.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 05, 2015 08:58 AM (h4vJk)

327 Point of fact, Cinco de Mayo commemorates Zaragosa's victory over Napoleon III at the Battle of Puebla in 1862.
That was the last time any European power tried to invade the New World.

Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at May 05, 2015 08:58 AM (1ywxk)

328 Does this bug you as much as it bugs me?

Former UN Sec-Gen Kofi Annan

"Keeping meat consumption to levels recommended by health authorities would lower emissions and reduce heart disease, cancer, and other diseases....

"And of course there are alternative sources of protein. For example, raising insects as an animal protein source.... Insects have a very good conversion rate from feed to meat. They make up part of the diet of two billion people and are commonly eaten in many parts of the world....

"Eating insects is good for the environment and balanced diets...."

Posted by: Beef - It's What's for Dinner at May 05, 2015 08:58 AM (9K3Nr)

329 yeah, that was my point Mr. Scribbler.

Posted by: WTP at May 05, 2015 08:59 AM (RQDhf)

330 Dear brothers and sisters in Christ.

Thanks so much, and God bless for your willingness to pray. Our church is doing a prayer vigil from 9:00 Saturday night the 9th to 9:00 Sunday morning the 10th EST. Three young people as well as an adult are confessing faith in Christ and joining the church. People are taking slots for the vigil and one of them which is open is 11:00 p.m. Saturday, and also anytime from 1:00 to 4:30 but you may not want to be up then. ;^) We have a small church and lot of the folks are elderly so they won't be up in the wee hours.

The names of the kids are Christopher, Hanna and Samantha and the adult is Kristie. Of course you may all of been praying longer than I have and I don't claim to be an expert, but there are some suggestions I have given to the folks praying to keep us all on track. "How to pray for other Christians". And if you can't pray for all of that time any time would be a blessing:

1. Express thanks for new faith and changed lives and that they might grow in faith (Col 1:3)

2. Ask God to help them know what He wants them to do and to give them deep spiritual understanding (Col 1:9)

3. Ask God to give them knowledge of God's love (Eph. 3:16-(29)?

4. Ask God to fill them with steadfastness and perseverance 2nd Thess 3:5

5. Ask God to give them wisdom and spiritual power (Eph 1:18-20)

6. Ask God to fill them with joy, strengthen and thankfulness (Colossians 1:11)

I told them that I would ask some Christians I know around the country to pray and they were so excited by that!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2015 09:01 AM (MeuoO)

331 Gotta go to work so happy Muestreme the Pesos morons.

Via con queso.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 05, 2015 09:02 AM (U8sWC)

332 I have a Savage .17. I like it, as a "squirrel gun." Slightly more crack-of-the-rifle than your typical .22, which I put down to velocity. Less "kick" if you can call it that than at .22mag. Shoots real flat. I'd use it on groundhogs, but not coyotes. It's long-range, so not your ideal garden gun in the suburbs.

I had two bachelor uncles, so became a fast expert on cleaning services. Go for the ones who specialize in crime scenes. The more they look like Harvey Keitel, the better. Actually met a couple hot chicks part-timing in that trade, people who'd never lower themselves to being a Rent-A-Maid. Even though that's basically what they were doing, except usually with gore and body parts.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 05, 2015 09:07 AM (xq1UY)

333 That was the last time any European power tried to invadeactually invaded the New World.

Don't forget the Zimmermann Cable, and those U-boat saboteurs.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 05, 2015 09:12 AM (xq1UY)

334 ...do the French celebrate 5 Mayo?

Posted by: Tennessee Volunteer at May 05, 2015 09:30 AM (SmCFT)

335 You got it Fenelon!
It's now officially on my calendar

Posted by: Ruth at May 05, 2015 09:52 AM (oo88B)

336 Thanks, dear sister Ruth.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2015 09:54 AM (MeuoO)

337 Don't forget nachos. They invented them, too!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 05, 2015 11:27 AM (nCKKS)

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