Not a Joke: Temple of Satan Fights Abortion Restrictions, Citing Religious Liberty, and Amanda Marcotte Applauds

They're pretty psyched to have Lucifer on their side.

The Prince of Lies is what you call "a really big Get."

Posted by: Ace at 05:43 PM

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1 Prince of Lies?
I thought of Obama more as a King.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 04, 2015 05:44 PM (sH832)

2 Every day we get a bit closer to the Return of Christ...

Can only be a good thing.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at May 04, 2015 05:44 PM (Y9x3L)

3 >>The Prince of Lies is what you call "a really big Get."

ROTFLMAO

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2015 05:46 PM (9BRsg)

4 Even so, come Lord Jesus.

Posted by: jmel at May 04, 2015 05:46 PM (SWRly)

5 The Prince of Lies, Official Sponsor of Obama, Jarrett, Soros and of the Democrat Party and Socialists, everywhere!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 04, 2015 05:46 PM (RzZOc)

6 Slavery is freedom. Infanticide isn't evil. Doubleplus good.

Posted by: Yes means Maybe at May 04, 2015 05:47 PM (7wyDO)

7 Star Wars Cover: J.J. Abrams Reveals His Idea to Kill Jar Jar Binks

For some Star Wars fans, there's no May the Fourth news finer than this:
director
J. J. Abrams revealed that he's thought about killing off the very
controversial Jar Jar Binks. Sitting in an edit bay at his Bad Robot
production office and pointing to a frame of Star Wars: The Force
Awakens, Abrams told Vanity Fair contributing editor Bruce Handy, "I
have a thought about putting Jar Jar Binks's bones in the desert there.
I'm serious! Only three people will notice, but they'll love it."

Posted by: Napoleon Solo at May 04, 2015 05:47 PM (e8kgV)

8 >>Amanda Marcotte Applauds

Abortion has the ability to make supporters defy every other belief they hold dear.

Feminists also support gender-based abortion.
*headdesk*

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2015 05:47 PM (2TN4k)

9 See? This is why I tease you so. You really don't need me.

Posted by: SMOD at May 04, 2015 05:47 PM (G4aHK)

10 I've never read anything by Marcotte that contained a hint of common sense and she is wrong about everything. Yet, she still finds employment as a thought writer.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2015 05:48 PM (g1DWB)

11 I'm all out of rage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 05:49 PM (FsuaD)

12 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 05:49 PM (kff5f)

13 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 05:49 PM (kff5f)

14 "The Prince of Lies is what you call "a really big Get."
-ace

"ROTFLMAO"
-Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2015 05:46 PM (9BRsg)

Me too! That was Restaurant Quality Lemonade.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 04, 2015 05:49 PM (16bOT)

15 What would these pro-abort women say if their own mothers had expressed regret in not aborting them?

Posted by: Mike at May 04, 2015 05:49 PM (1V9qu)

16 I'm all out of rage.

I got a couple of spare (but rather well worn) fucks to give if you need 'em. I know they're not the same, but I'm tired of using them.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 04, 2015 05:50 PM (sH832)

17 They mostly want to be able to abort fetuses that come from deviled eggs.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 04, 2015 05:51 PM (yQVAQ)

18 Party that Booed God? Check.
Group that chanted "Hail Satan!" in TX Capitol? Check.

Nope. Not surprised.

When you're on the same side as actual Satanists, you just might want to double-check your premises.

Of course, for the Satanists: if you're on the same side as Amanda Marcotte, you might want to double-check your logic.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 05:51 PM (kff5f)

19 If Satan had a son I am sure he would look just like Fredo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 05:51 PM (rDqRv)

20 If abortion had been legal when Obama's slut mom got knocked up, I wonder what the odds would be he'd have been born?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 05:52 PM (FsuaD)

21 You said you'd never compromise
With the mystery tramp, but now you realize
He's not selling any alibis
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And say do you want to make a deal?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 05:52 PM (XUKZU)

22 Between abortion and Obamcare, I think they have earned the "Party of Death" moniker.

Posted by: shibumi who is exceptionally cynical today at May 04, 2015 05:52 PM (HnZXF)

23 Seriously, I'm loving this. Make this link every chance you get.

"The actual church of actual Satan wants abortion after 20 weeks. Are you saying you stand with the church of Satan?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 05:52 PM (kff5f)

24 Hey, can ya Baal me out here?

Posted by: Abortion Industry at May 04, 2015 05:53 PM (FRkJH)

25 "The actual church of actual Satan wants abortion after 20 weeks. Are you saying you stand with the church of Satan?"

THIS.

Posted by: shibumi who is exceptionally cynical today at May 04, 2015 05:53 PM (HnZXF)

26 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 05:52 PM (FsuaD)

Mom and dad were plenty rich enough, IIRC, that they could have arranged for one, legal or otherwise.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 05:53 PM (kff5f)

27 >>What would these pro-abort women say if their own mothers had expressed regret in not aborting them?

Chelsea kinda did this by saying her grandmother, a product of an unplanned pregnancy, had lamented that her mom (Chelsea's great grandma) didn't have access to a place like Planned Parenthood.

Yeah, the stupid burns.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2015 05:53 PM (2TN4k)

28 That satan is pretty crafty. It's just like him to pretend to be against abortion when he really loves him some baby-ques while he's dressed as baal. Does anybody besides me smell sulfur?

Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2015 05:54 PM (go5uR)

29 Welcome, Amanda. Please have a seat.

Posted by: The Barbed Cock of Satan at May 04, 2015 05:54 PM (1KAUL)

30 Satan is Ashamed of Abortion Protesters

http://tinyurl.com/mcqcfdx

Posted by: Louis Charles Ferr at May 04, 2015 05:54 PM (7YlUk)

31 Jane D'oh. I might be all out of rage, but I'm not all out of ammo.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 04, 2015 05:54 PM (RzZOc)

32 Star Wars Cover: J.J. Abrams Reveals His Idea to Kill Jar Jar Binks

Let him walk into a fwirling light sabre.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 04, 2015 05:55 PM (qu1Tl)

33 What I'm worried about is that they are selling their souls too cheap. Bring the entire market down.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 05:55 PM (XUKZU)

34 Is the Temple of Satan the same group of folks who wanted to put up a "Beezlebub loves the Little children" statue in OK, and then had a Satanist worship service at a convention center (and then oddly enough, the OK beheader showed up), or some other militant Atheists who like to poke their fingers in the eyes of Christians?

If you worship Satan you already belong to him whether you think he exists or not.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2015 05:55 PM (MeuoO)

35 A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWemIeDxVcI

Posted by: Louis Charles Ferr at May 04, 2015 05:55 PM (7YlUk)

36 Remember that the left hates Western morality, Western religious thought, and Western culture. Everything they do is geared towards destroying it so that they can remake society.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 04, 2015 05:55 PM (+eQ0e)

37 Man... just when I don't think my head can spin any further, then something like this pops up.

Pretty soon I'm gonna look like Linda Blair.

Without the pea soup, I hope.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at May 04, 2015 05:56 PM (scUt2)

38 I think I hear thundering hoofbeats overhead. Four sets, to be exact.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 05:56 PM (FsuaD)

39 See what happens when you convince the masses you don't exist?
They think they can make an alliance w/your followers and there will be no price to pay.

That Marcotte b$#ch? Her soul is mine. What's left of it.

Posted by: Keyser Soze at May 04, 2015 05:56 PM (2TN4k)

40 Faust!

Posted by: Mephistopheles at May 04, 2015 05:57 PM (kivUY)

41 And to think this is just the beginning.....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 04, 2015 05:57 PM (60Vyp)

42 Anybody have any extra pineapples?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 05:57 PM (rDqRv)

43 Shit. I had to read the links first.

Posted by: Mephistopheles at May 04, 2015 05:57 PM (kivUY)

44 >>Remember that the left hates Western morality, Western religious
thought, and Western culture. Everything they do is geared towards
destroying it so that they can remake society.

Bingo!

Posted by: Keyser Soze at May 04, 2015 05:57 PM (2TN4k)

45 A hospital I worked for had the Director of HR lay off about 30 mid level managers. Marched 'em, axed 'em and marched right out to the parking lot, along with an armed guard. We'll box your stuff and let you know when to pick it up, they axed were told.

Next day, that same HR Director got the axe, armed guard included.

That's cold. I like to think that's how the insufferably smug Maddow gets it.

Posted by: lanny at May 04, 2015 05:58 PM (OJpCR)

46 42
Anybody have any extra pineapples?

I used the last one in a smoothie this morning. Will some razor wire do?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 05:58 PM (FsuaD)

47 Lucifer's Friend

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 04, 2015 05:58 PM (W5DcG)

48 I think this really calls for a Bible quote:

"The thief comes to steal, kill and destroy."

John 10:10

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2015 05:58 PM (MeuoO)

49 They're pretty psyched to have Lucifer on their side.

Pffft. Old news. Soros has been on their side forever.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 04, 2015 05:58 PM (oKE6c)

50 11 I'm all out of rage.

Easy now. That's what they're banking on. You've gotta store it up. Put it on the shelf between the ammo boxes and freeze dried chicken tetrazzini.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 04, 2015 05:59 PM (5buP8)

51 Damn. 40 wins it!

Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 05:59 PM (1KAUL)

52 I think Moloch would be more appropriate.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 05:59 PM (MYCIw)

53 As a long time Democrat I embrace our parties 'Big Tent' philosophy. If the Prince of Darkness 'pops a tent' in my bed he's welcome to explore every orifice of my being. I'll clap while they suck the brains out of little Lucifer. Don't need Plan B, when Plan A gets the job done.

Posted by: Christine Uberta Nadi-Taariq at May 04, 2015 05:59 PM (xQX/f)

54 Theres supposedly some bullsh!t list of tenets for Satanism out there,. They're all fuzzy-wuzzy humanist sayings. What's funny is one of them, literally, is "Do Not Harm Little Children". No shit, that's on the list, straight from churchofsatan dot com. Idiots.

Basically they're pagans who wanted to sound more fancy and "badass" than Wiccans.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at May 04, 2015 06:00 PM (iF4ab)

55 But Mr. Xi's visit was another sign that China is positioning itself to take advantage of the [Antarctic] continent's resource potential when the treaty expires in 2048 -- or in the event that it is ripped up before, Chinese and Australian experts say.

... and President Asshole Obama is just the man to rip it up.

Posted by: H Clinton at May 04, 2015 06:00 PM (e8kgV)

56 45 A hospital I worked for had the Director of HR lay off about 30 mid level managers. Marched 'em, axed 'em and marched right out to the parking lot, along with an armed guard. We'll box your stuff and let you know when to pick it up, they axed were told.

Next day, that same HR Director got the axe, armed guard included.

That's cold. I like to think that's how the insufferably smug Maddow gets it.

Posted by: lanny at May 04, 2015 05:58 PM (OJpCR)

A company local to one I worked for was apochryphally reputed to have called a fire drill, and then when everyone was outside, locked the front doors and thrown their shit out of the windows to them.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 04, 2015 06:00 PM (oKE6c)

57 Well isn't that special? Isn't that convieeeeeeenient?

Posted by: Dana Carvey at May 04, 2015 06:01 PM (xkSSa)

58 Chelsea kinda did this by saying her grandmother, a product of an
unplanned pregnancy, had lamented that her mom (Chelsea's great grandma)
didn't have access to a place like Planned Parenthood.

If great-grandma could have imagined Hillary, she might have tried a little harder to come up with the cash for the quack.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 06:01 PM (ZKzrr)

59 Pffft. Old news. Soros has been on their side forever.

Soros is the anti-Christ, IMHO. He fits the classic description: well respected, rich, man of the world working feverishly behind the scenes to destroy the greatest God-fearing nation in history.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 04, 2015 06:02 PM (0HooB)

60 I am disassociating myself with the Temple of Satan after their dalliance with the whore Amanda Marcotte.

Hail me.

Posted by: SATAN at May 04, 2015 06:02 PM (i55o+)

61 Old and Busted: Booing God at the democrat party convention.

New Hotness: Cheering for Satan at the democrat party convention.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 04, 2015 06:02 PM (TV9BR)

62 Basically they're pagans who wanted to sound more fancy and "badass" than Wiccans.
Posted by: nnptcgrad

You can't sound more badass than us. Wicca is totally badass bro.

Posted by: Gavin Nightfaerie at May 04, 2015 06:02 PM (5dHYY)

63 You can't represent the mainstream and a view that sets itself up as a deliberate antithesis to it.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 06:02 PM (oVJmc)

64 Join the zany hijinks this fall On NBC's new comedy:

"I Love Lucifer"

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 04, 2015 06:02 PM (BXVvA)

65 Oh for Pete's sake. Satan has ALWAYS been on the side of Moloch. This is not news. Neither is it news that Amanda Marcotte is an idiotic scrunt, who is lucky she survived abortion herself.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 04, 2015 06:03 PM (+YMhA)

66 Soros is the anti-Christ, IMHO. He fits the classic description: well respected, rich, man of the world working feverishly behind the scenes to destroy the greatest God-fearing nation in history.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 04, 2015 06:02 PM (0HooB)

It's the real reason the Nazis didn't smoke him: professional courtesy.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 04, 2015 06:03 PM (oKE6c)

67 Sponsored by: The Clinton Foundation

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 04, 2015 06:03 PM (BXVvA)

68 A homeowner in Detroit shot and killed an intruder over the weekend.

Happened on Liberal Street.

No joke.

Posted by: lanny at May 04, 2015 06:04 PM (OJpCR)

69 "The actual church of actual Satan wants abortion after 20 weeks. Are you saying you stand with the church of Satan?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon
----------------------------
Great point.
Connect the dots every chance we can.
They DO stand with Satan, and Islam, and I everything else that's wrong with the world, so point it out. Regularly.
Call the leftists on their own bullshit - often and publicly.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 04, 2015 06:04 PM (ZjzCZ)

70 Hail me.

Posted by: SATAN

Splorf.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 06:04 PM (ZKzrr)

71 This post could use some SLAYER.

Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 06:04 PM (1KAUL)

72 I've been unable to find a copy of Revelation. Do I win in the end?

Posted by: Satan at May 04, 2015 06:04 PM (xkSSa)

73 "22
Between abortion and Obamcare, I think they have earned the "Party of Death" moniker.

Posted by: shibumi who is exceptionally cynical today at May 04, 2015 05:52 PM (HnZXF)"

Wait til the Iranians get nukes. There is the potential for some really spectacular body counts.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 04, 2015 06:05 PM (KDbAT)

74 Satan has always been a dependable and useful ally. I would be proud to have his support!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 04, 2015 06:05 PM (YFFpo)

75 FYI, whore Amanda Marcotte will die June 4, 2016 in a horrible vajazzling accident, along with her mother.

Posted by: SATAN at May 04, 2015 06:05 PM (i55o+)

76 Marcotte is trolling. No doubt thinks she's oh-so clever to use Satanists to score points against Christians that oppose abortion.

She is....crazy, pathetic, deluded.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2015 06:05 PM (2TN4k)

77 life is now a parody

by the way

any word from the white house on the Texas terrorist attack?

no?

Posted by: ThunderB, Republic of Texas at May 04, 2015 06:05 PM (zOTsN)

78 Atheism and Satanism are not religions. Same with the oh so clever flying spaghetti monster crap. Oozing contempt for religion is not religion. It's left wing political pandering. They should be treated like political organizations and not religious ones for tax purposes and the like. And no, they shouldn't have an equal right to display their snarky, mocking, contemptuous provocations on public property adjacent to or in place of the 10 Commandments under the guise of religious freedom.

Posted by: Naes at May 04, 2015 06:05 PM (YhayY)

79 And don't forget Teh Hildabeast's endorsement of abortion "rights."

Funny how they never, ever consider the child that gets killed to advance their agenda of death.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 04, 2015 06:06 PM (0HooB)

80 >>I am disassociating myself with the Temple of Satan after their dalliance with the whore Amanda Marcotte.

Splitter!

Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 06:06 PM (1KAUL)

81 J. J. Abrams revealed that he's thought about killing off the very controversial Jar Jar Binks.

I think the best compromise is to CGI him onto Greedo, and redux the vocals, but otherwise keep the Lucas bastardized version intact. That way, it makes sense for a bounty hunter to shoot first and miss Han Solo from point blank range... Because that bounty hunter is retarded Jar Jar Binks. Then Han Solo kills jar Jar Binks.

Win win.

Posted by: wooga at May 04, 2015 06:06 PM (sO+ca)

82 This is a tad off topic, but this poem from the Bible Society of Egypt was included in our church's bulletin yesterday (with color photo of Egyptian Coptic Christian's being led to their beheadings):

"Two Rows by the Sea" a Poem about Faith in the Face of Adversity

Two rows of men walked the shore of the sea,
On a day when the world's tears would run free,
One a row of assassins, who thought they did right,
The other of innocents, true sons of the light,
One holding knives in hands held high,
The other with hands empty, defenseless and tied,
One row of slits to conceal glaring-dead eyes,
The other with living eyes raised to the skies,
One row stood steady, pall-bearers of death,
The other knelt ready, welcoming heaven's breath,
One row spewed wretched, contemptible threats,
The other spread God-given peace and rest.

A Question...

Who fears the other?
The row in orange, watching Paradise open?
Or the row in black, with minds evil and broken?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 06:07 PM (FsuaD)

83 As it turns out, killing your own child is a bit demonic.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 06:07 PM (MYCIw)

84 Hail Satan!

Posted by: Woodland Critters looking for a Blood Orgy at May 04, 2015 06:07 PM (7YlUk)

85 I had read an article earlier about a young woman nd her guy wanting to have another child. She went off meds she was on for an illness (seems unrelated) anyway, she strokes out and they keep her body alive long enough for the baby to be viable , baby is alive and family is grateful to have the child THEIR daughter wanted to have life.

the comments however?

dats creepy keeping her body alive for the baby .

i guess the woman even wanting the baby doesn't matter. Not Her body Her life (and baby) , but theirs, to fight over the carcass

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2015 06:07 PM (nqBYe)

86 Hockey players have temples now?

They must make sacrificial offerings of teeth to keep up the joint.

Posted by: derit at May 04, 2015 06:08 PM (jT+gh)

87 Anti-death penalty, though.

Posted by: Satan at May 04, 2015 06:08 PM (bynk/)

88 The way this is written, I think Ace is implying Amanda Marcotte is Lucifer. I'd have a hard time arguing against that.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 04, 2015 06:08 PM (q20+R)

89 Even some early CR�E would do.

Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 06:08 PM (1KAUL)

90 For The Children!

not.

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2015 06:08 PM (nqBYe)

91 Of course, for the Satanists: if you're on the same side as Amanda Marcotte, you might want to double-check your ~~logic~~ afterlife.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 05:51 PM (kff5f)

Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 06:08 PM (48QDY)

92 Faust!

Posted by: Mephistopheles at May 04, 2015 05:57 PM (kivUY)

Would you like to make a contract?

Posted by: ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ at May 04, 2015 06:08 PM (7YlUk)

93 78 Atheism and Satanism are not religions.
Posted by: Naes at May 04, 2015 06:05 PM (YhayY)

Why stop there? The pathetic children following Mohammed around aren't religious either.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 04, 2015 06:09 PM (+YMhA)

94 73..... "Wait til the Iranians get nukes. There is the potential for some really spectacular body counts."

Kind of tough to count vaporized bodies. But yeah, you're got the gist of the problem there with the Insanian Nukes.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 04, 2015 06:09 PM (RzZOc)

95 Star Wars Cover: J.J. Abrams Reveals His Idea to Kill Jar Jar Binks

For some Star Wars fans, there's no May the Fourth news finer than this:
director
J. J. Abrams revealed that he's thought about killing off the very
controversial Jar Jar Binks. Sitting in an edit bay at his Bad Robot
production office and pointing to a frame of Star Wars: The Force
Awakens, Abrams told Vanity Fair contributing editor Bruce Handy, "I
have a thought about putting Jar Jar Binks's bones in the desert there.
I'm serious! Only three people will notice, but they'll love it."

Posted by: Napoleon Solo at May 04, 2015 05:47 PM (e8kgV)

RAAAAACIST

Posted by: rd at May 04, 2015 06:09 PM (fHQV1)

96 "I push I pull the days go slow into a void we fill with death and noise and laughter falls off their maps all cured of pain and doubt in your little brain."

Something about ithis reminds me of that Beck lyric.

Posted by: River Guide at May 04, 2015 06:10 PM (RJMhd)

97 Lucifer's Friend

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 04, 2015 05:58 PM (W5DcG)

Their best song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5DpOdf-_yM

Posted by: The Proto-Metal Hat at May 04, 2015 06:10 PM (7YlUk)

98 Please, please, please MSNBC, give Amanda her own show! Put her on right after Maddow.....it would be marvelous!

Posted by: proudvastrightwingconspirator at May 04, 2015 06:10 PM (uwRNQ)

99 Amanda Marcotte's theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brErUo3exDE

Posted by: The Proto-Metal Hat at May 04, 2015 06:11 PM (7YlUk)

100 "52
I think Moloch would be more appropriate.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 05:59 PM (MYCIw)"

Semi OT. Don't they have a statue of a bull like the statue of Moloch at Bohemian Grove?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 04, 2015 06:11 PM (KDbAT)

101 so brave and hilarious to mock Christians

but never ever islamists

Posted by: ThunderB, Republic of Texas at May 04, 2015 06:11 PM (zOTsN)

102 The subject of this thread has an inflammatory reputation..
That said ,
K ROVE can dry up and blow away...

Posted by: The Bird Pitching at May 04, 2015 06:11 PM (/WmRg)

103 Great point.
Connect the dots every chance we can.
They DO stand with Satan, and Islam, and I everything else that's wrong with the world, so point it out. Regularly.
Call the leftists on their own bullshit - often and publicly.

Not a day should go by that Hillary! isn't axed about her kollidge paper on Alinsky, the guy that dedicated his book to satan.

"Tell us, please, what particular part of that book you found so intriguing. Was it the forward? Was it the destruction of our freedoms? How do you square your fascination of a book dedicated to satan with the American people?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 04, 2015 06:11 PM (0HooB)

104 Hands up, don't shoot!

Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at May 04, 2015 06:12 PM (sO+ca)

105 Semi OT. Don't they have a statue of a bull like the statue of Moloch at Bohemian Grove?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 04, 2015 06:11 PM (KDbAT)

It's an owl.

Posted by: Bubo at May 04, 2015 06:12 PM (7YlUk)

106 Please, please, please MSNBC, give Amanda her own show! Put her on right after Maddow.....it would be marvelous!

Posted by: proudvastrightwingconspirator

How about a new format for a show: Maddow hosts one segment, Amanda the other, and back and forth in turn like that. Call it Scissoring with Rachel and Amanda.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 04, 2015 06:13 PM (5dHYY)

107 The way this is written, I think Ace is implying Amanda Marcotte is Lucifer. /i]

Much as I expect the anti-Christ to be more competent than SCOAMF, I expect the Prince of Lies to be more attractive/appealing than Marcotte.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 06:14 PM (ZKzrr)

108 >>dats creepy keeping her body alive for the baby .

Because it's not a baby to them.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2015 06:15 PM (2TN4k)

109 Just how fucking sad are the Democrats? They have to import millions from muslin countries -- then put them on the dole, take jobs away from six million in return for campaign contributions, fight tooth and nail against voter ID laws, fight to wait to kill babies up to the last moment, now fall into lockstep with Satan -- all without a hint of embarrassment or shame.

I think I'd be ashamed to admit I ever pulled the lever for that platform.

Posted by: Alfred Emotional Protestor at May 04, 2015 06:15 PM (xQX/f)

110 Amanda Marcotte is like the original Lena Dunham.

She's intentionally, offensively hideous.

90% is the hair.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 06:15 PM (MYCIw)

111 The actual church of actual Satan wants abortion after 20 weeks. Are you saying you stand with the church of Satan?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon
----------------------------
Great point.
Connect the dots every chance we can.
They DO stand with Satan, and Islam, and I everything else that's wrong with the world, so point it out. Regularly.
Call the leftists on their own bullshit - often and publicly.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 04, 2015 06:04 PM (ZjzCZ)

Most of the Ultra-Liberal "enlightened" Western European contries do not allow abortion after 20 weeks.

The Democrat Party and Church of Satan (BIRM) do.

Posted by: rd at May 04, 2015 06:15 PM (fHQV1)

112 "any word from the white house on the Texas terrorist attack?

no?

Posted by: ThunderB, Republic of Texas at May 04, 2015 06:05 PM (zOTsN)"

Yes. TFG says the police acted stupidly.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 04, 2015 06:16 PM (KDbAT)

113 >> I expect the Prince of Lies to be more attractive/appealing than Marcotte.

Heh, YES.
She just oozes crazy - bunny boiling, Gone Girl Amy's crazy.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2015 06:16 PM (2TN4k)

114 82--- Jane D'oh --- Beautiful. Thx.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at May 04, 2015 06:17 PM (cN9Sk)

115 Carney assures us that Obama doesn't think violence is an appropriate response to "offensive" speech.

Gee, thanks asshole.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 06:17 PM (MYCIw)

116 Contrary to goals, ER visits rise under Obamacare

http://tinyurl.com/nrrpeyp

WINNING!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 06:17 PM (oVJmc)

117 Posted by: rd at May 04, 2015 06:15 PM (fHQV1)

I don't know if any allow 20 weeks for unrestricted abortions.

I think they're all limited to first trimester across Europe, which is (somebody help me here) 14 weeks?

Posted by: Rev Al Sharpton at May 04, 2015 06:18 PM (AkOaV)

118 Contrary to goals, ER visits rise under Obamacare

Contrary to goals, maybe (but not), but certainly not contrary to expectations.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 06:18 PM (kff5f)

119 oops, sock off.

And beyond 14 weeks is legal for real medical situations (health of mother type stuff) which as I understand it is taken much more literally then "health of the mother" in the US, which often means "mental health" as in "a kid would make me depressed and stressed"

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 06:18 PM (AkOaV)

120 Yes. TFG says the police acted stupidly.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 04, 2015 06:16 PM (KDbAT)

Listen, they could've used netguns and then we could've released them into the wild of Saudi Arabia

Posted by: Obumbles at May 04, 2015 06:19 PM (cYaNh)

121 I think they're all limited to first trimester across Europe, which is (somebody help me here) 14 weeks?

Posted by: Rev Al Sharpton at May 04, 2015 06:18 PM (AkOaV)

40 / 3 ~ 13.3 (so yes, 14ish).

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 06:19 PM (kff5f)

122 Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 06:17 PM (oVJmc)

everyone knew this would happen.

People on medicaid use the ER like a primary care physician. There is no co pay, ambulance rides are free, you dont have to make appointments, plus its tough to find a primary care physician who will take new medicaid patients.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 06:20 PM (AkOaV)

123 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 06:19 PM (kff5f)

Yeah. and in the US, SCOTUS ruled states must make abortion legal until AT LEAST "age of viability" which in the 70s was considered 24 weeks, and now is considered 20ish weeks.

Most states have 24 weeks as limit, some have 20 weeks, and a handful have no meaningful restrictions (meaning up until birth).

Wayyy more "liberal" than in Europe.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 06:21 PM (AkOaV)

124 I've got some sizzle for Amanda and MSNBC.

Posted by: Satan at May 04, 2015 06:23 PM (RJMhd)

125 Beelzebub and Mephistopheles have yet to weigh in.

Posted by: Baal buster at May 04, 2015 06:24 PM (BKaug)

126 Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 06:21 PM (AkOaV)

One wonders what will happen if/when "age of viability" ever hits something low like 10 weeks or less.

Money on the priests of Moloch running to SCOTUS getting an "updated" ruling?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 06:24 PM (kff5f)

127 People on medicaid use the ER like a primary care
physician. There is no co pay, ambulance rides are free, you dont have
to make appointments, plus its tough to find a primary care physician
who will take new medicaid patients.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 06:20 PM (AkOaV)

Sounds like a business opportunity for vets.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 04, 2015 06:25 PM (oKE6c)

128 Sounds like a business opportunity for vets.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 04, 2015 06:25 PM (oKE6c)

You can get paid for Hobo hunting?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 06:25 PM (kff5f)

129 Amanda Marcotte's nursery was decorated in Heironymus Bosch.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 06:26 PM (oVJmc)

130 Lay down with the devil come up with the barbed cock.

Posted by: Satan at May 04, 2015 06:26 PM (RJMhd)

131 test

Posted by: ^ at May 04, 2015 06:26 PM (BKaug)

132 The left are allies of Satan(mostly unwittingly).

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2015 06:26 PM (mGBKM)

133 The Prince of Lies is what you call "a really big Get."

My ears are burnin' and I'm flattered...

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 04, 2015 06:27 PM (FcR7P)

134 The left are allies of Satan(mostly unwittingly).

I don't think you get to call it "mostly unwittingly" when a) they boo God (thrice, even!) at their national convention and b) chant "Hail, Satan!" in response to people supporting a bill to limit abortions after 20 weeks, and require that abortion clinics meet the same safety standards as most ambulatory surgery centers.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 06:28 PM (kff5f)

135 Marcotte was always an evil, psychotic bitch.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 04, 2015 06:29 PM (7wNRa)

136 Where's moo moo to talk about how these are some of the enlightened people of faith that he can actually get behind.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 04, 2015 06:29 PM (of2Bl)

137 135 Marcotte was always an evil, psychotic bitch.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 04, 2015 06:29 PM (7wNRa)

and those are her good qualities

Posted by: MikeH at May 04, 2015 06:29 PM (cYaNh)

138 Marcotte was always an evil, psychotic bitch.

The only belief in her benighted soul is in her politics, fueled by her own inadequacy and unhappiness.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 06:30 PM (oVJmc)

139 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 06:24 PM (kff5f)

Well, you see how much the left is freaking out at lowering the age to 20 weeks.

Because they see how this is going.

I think I read that at 20 weeks, there is a 25% survivability rate.

Which means that there are babies born at, say, 18 weeks who could, possibly, under the right conditions survive.

And judging by the grand jury papers in the gosnell trial (which is probably the closest we have to a "study" on things like this), it was not uncommon for babies in the 20-24 week range to be born alive during an abortion.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 06:31 PM (AkOaV)

140 Moo moo and MUMR both AWOL

Posted by: ThunderB at May 04, 2015 06:32 PM (zOTsN)

141 Exactly. Which just proves that of "Safe, legal, and rare" they only mean the middle one.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 06:32 PM (kff5f)

142 117 Posted by: rd at May 04, 2015 06:15 PM (fHQV1)

I don't know if any allow 20 weeks for unrestricted abortions.

I think they're all limited to first trimester across Europe, which is (somebody help me here) 14 weeks?
Posted by: Rev Al Sharpton at May 04, 2015 06:18 PM (AkOaV)

Nuclear power and abortion laws. About the only two things about Europe that liberals don't want to force on us.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 04, 2015 06:32 PM (of2Bl)

143 Oh, and I'm an atheist. I'm not even firmly in the "ban abortion" camp or anything. I just find it... wrong.... to kill human beings. No matter how young.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 06:32 PM (AkOaV)

144 Moo moo and MUMR both AWOL

Shhhh. They're like BeetleJuice.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 04, 2015 06:32 PM (0HooB)

145 Well, I always presumed that Amanda was slobbering on the Barbed C**k of Satan for a long time now.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 04, 2015 06:32 PM (zRby/)

146 Amanda Marcotte gives good samich.

Posted by: Dr. Samich at May 04, 2015 06:33 PM (uL8jA)

147 Posted by: Buzzion at May 04, 2015 06:32 PM (of2Bl)

Well Germany started to shut down all nuclear plants after Fukishima. They're converting them to "green energy" (hahaha).

France on the other hand is like 80% + nuclear powered IIRC. Because, why burn (imported) coal when you can use nuclear reactors?

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 06:33 PM (AkOaV)

148 "I just find it... wrong.... to kill human beings. No matter how young"

HATER!!1!

Posted by: The Left at May 04, 2015 06:33 PM (MYCIw)

149 Also, this is something we need to start highlighting (the safe/legal/rare lie).

I imagine a shirt with the front being, "They told me it was supposed to be safe ~Woman who died at abortion clinic" and the back being, "They told *us* it was supposed to be rare" ~Approx 6 million* and counting black babies aborted since Roe v Wade

*-Or whatever the number is.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 06:34 PM (kff5f)

150 Know what else is an unconstitutional restriction on religious rights? The prohibition against sacrificing virgins to pagan gods.

Posted by: obladioblada at May 04, 2015 06:34 PM (WVxCU)

151 Amanda Marcotte prays to the jar of baby feet on her desk.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 06:34 PM (oVJmc)

152 Posted by: obladioblada at May 04, 2015 06:34 PM (WVxCU)

Thank god I'm safe on that one!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 04, 2015 06:35 PM (AkOaV)

153 143 Oh, and I'm an atheist. I'm not even firmly in the "ban abortion" camp or anything. I just find it... wrong.... to kill human beings. No matter how young.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 06:32 PM (AkOaV)

Doesn't take being religious to be repulsed by a doctor stabbing a baby in the head and suctioning its brain out, or ripping it apart with forceps, or killing it with poisoning and chemical burns.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 04, 2015 06:35 PM (7wNRa)

154 "Friend of the devil is a friend of mine."

- The Grateful Dead

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 04, 2015 06:35 PM (nCKKS)

155 Marcotte rages every minute of her life at God for not making her pretty.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 06:36 PM (oVJmc)

156 Posted by: Insomniac at May 04, 2015 06:35 PM (7wNRa)

No, it doesn't.

Which is why I never understand why the secular argument against abortion isn't made more.

But, eh, whatever. Doesn't really matter, SCOTUS ruled. It would take a constitutional amendment to change abortion laws now.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 06:37 PM (AkOaV)

157 155 Marcotte rages every minute of her life at God for not making her pretty.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 06:36 PM (oVJmc)

Her ugly goes all the way to the bone. She'll never be a model, but I think that kind of hatefulness and devotion to evil changes a person's physical appearance. Like Emperor Palpatine.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 04, 2015 06:38 PM (7wNRa)

158 134 I think most of them don't believe,so to them it is a joke.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2015 06:40 PM (mGBKM)

159 "Which is why I never understand why the secular argument against abortion isn't made more. "

Because people are really freaking stupid. We're talking ignorant of 9th grade biology stupid. "It's not alive" stupid.

You confront those people with facts and they just say "nuh uh!" and continue chanting their mantra.

I still argue almost exclusively from a secular point of view unless talking to an abortion supporting Christian, but my word are people stupid.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 06:40 PM (MYCIw)

160 The solution to abortion and abortionists is simple. Be fruitful and multiply and raise those children properly. Pro-lifers will eventually win the numbers game. You can't save their babies but the left will eventually die out. The problem is that so many conservatives have tiny families same as liberals. Be as fecund as the Amish and the Hassidics and we'd have a permanent majority within a generation.

Posted by: Naes at May 04, 2015 06:40 PM (YhayY)

161 This world is depressing...
Can we get a thread with some puppies, ace?

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 04, 2015 06:41 PM (ZjzCZ)

162 Moo moo and MUMR both AWOL

Don't know about MUMR, but I called Moo Moo out, after a particularly intense session, as being Sid Vicious, aka Sidney Blumenthal. I was so fucking tired of him defending Hill and Bill.

Because it fit. To a 't'. Clinton foundation money paying some cretin to troll a conservative site? Fantasy on my part? I don't think so. It's their mo. Or mo mo.

Posted by: Alfred Emotional Protestor at May 04, 2015 06:42 PM (xQX/f)

163 Yankee game and last patient both due at 7 PM.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 06:42 PM (rDqRv)

164 60 million abortions since Roe V Wade. There isn't a stat (afaik) of how many are black vs other races.

It could be presumed due to the Democrats forcing this as a "right" for welfare recipients that they are in the majority.

But a child is a child is a child and I'm pretty sure Gd will not divide them up by race.

Like Dobson says, if the SCOTUS makes gay marriage a right then the US has passed a final red line and there will be no forgiveness or mercy beyond this point.

Repent now. Avoid the rush.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 04, 2015 06:42 PM (zRby/)

165 Moo moo and MUMR both AWOL

Good riddance

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 06:43 PM (rDqRv)

166 But, eh, whatever. Doesn't really matter, SCOTUS ruled. It would take a constitutional amendment to change abortion laws now.

Meh, SCOTUS has been wrong before. All we'd need is some justices with half a brain and some reading comprehension.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 04, 2015 06:43 PM (0HooB)

167 This world is depressing...
--------------

You ain't seen nothing.

Posted by: The sound of galloping horses at May 04, 2015 06:43 PM (F2IAQ)

168
Repent now. Avoid the rush.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 04, 2015 06:42 PM (zRby/)

I do hate crowds

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 06:43 PM (rDqRv)

169 Satan's here? Oh crap the boss is back. Everyone better hide or look busy.

Posted by: Dark Lord Obama at May 04, 2015 06:44 PM (cCxiu)

170 Meh, SCOTUS has been wrong before. All we'd need is some justices with half a brain and some reading comprehension.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
------------------

That's not the way it works, that's not the way that *any* of this works

Posted by: Penumbras and emanations at May 04, 2015 06:44 PM (F2IAQ)

171 Can we get a thread with some sweater puppies, ace?

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 04, 2015 06:41 PM (ZjzCZ)

Amended.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 06:46 PM (kff5f)

172 That's not the way it works, that's not the way that *any* of this works
Posted by: Penumbras and emanations

Penumbras make me have lady-emanations in my Depends.

Posted by: Darth Bader Ginsberg at May 04, 2015 06:47 PM (5dHYY)

173 A big Get or just a big Goat?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 06:47 PM (dDf+N)

174 Left this on the dead thread, but it fits a thread about Satan worshipers:

"108 #103 Sure am glad that Texas expedited that for him. I'm certain he'll be surprised when he finds out mohammed was wrong."

Wait till he finds out who Allah really is. ..

Posted by: delayna at May 04, 2015 06:48 PM (KnC4k)

175
She seems to this usiong the "religion" angle will protect their abortion beliefs.
Good luck with that.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 04, 2015 06:48 PM (0x/TW)

176 "These are not the sweater puppies you are looking for."

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Eric-Yahnker-top.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 06:49 PM (dDf+N)

177
::MUMR::

::MUMR::

::MUMR::

Posted by: Satan at May 04, 2015 06:49 PM (MDgS8)

178 Yeah. Until some Muslim uses "religious freedom" to pretext his "right" to have sex with his wife even when she's unwilling.

Posted by: Ssimoson4848 at May 04, 2015 06:49 PM (r1du+)

179 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 06:49 PM (dDf+N)

You need to save a bit.ly of that to combat Maddog.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 06:49 PM (kff5f)

180 The letters in "Amanda Marcotte" can be rearranged to spell "Madame Taco Rant", I think this is some kind of clue.

Posted by: Yojimbo at May 04, 2015 06:50 PM (FdR+8)

181 Her ugly goes all the way to the bone.

That. When she was younger she was cute. Her constant rage and power-worship has taken a toll.

Christina Hoff Sommers is "of a certain age" as they say, but still looks pretty. Because she's cheerful and not an idiot.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 04, 2015 06:51 PM (AVEe1)

182 Posted by: Ssimoson4848 at May 04, 2015 06:49 PM (r1du+)

O_o

Anyone recognize this? 'Cause either I'm missing the snark, or that's some weapons grade stupid.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 06:51 PM (kff5f)

183 John Edwards was a sociopath even by Washington standards. John F'ing Kerry himself thought there was something wrong about him. If you give someone like Kerry the creeps . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 04, 2015 06:52 PM (AVEe1)

184
Madame Taco Rant.

I like it.

Posted by: Satan at May 04, 2015 06:53 PM (MDgS8)

185 Ugh, didn't finish editing.

My point was that Marcotte was a big Edwards booster when he was running.

So Marcotte, in a way, already has supported a minor incubus in his run for office.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 04, 2015 06:53 PM (AVEe1)

186 AllenG, save away.

A minor incubus? A mincubus?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 06:54 PM (dDf+N)

187 My point was that Marcotte was a big Edwards booster when he was running.

Just to clarify:

Are you sure the correct term is not "fluffer?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 06:54 PM (kff5f)

188 There's no down side in today's political climate for a prominent dem thought leader to say something like this. None.

Posted by: Fred at May 04, 2015 06:54 PM (hJ6fa)

189 She seems to think....time to go home...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 04, 2015 06:55 PM (0x/TW)

190 Well, I wouldn't set Edwards' hit-dice very high. He missed a few Hide and Bluff checks

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 04, 2015 06:56 PM (AVEe1)

191 ***"Abortion has the ability to make supporters defy every other belief they hold dear."***

And the rationalizations and logical contortions as they grapple with the obvious are a spectacle to behold.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 04, 2015 06:56 PM (xSCb6)

192 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 04, 2015 06:56 PM (AVEe1)

It's not that. He was just using the 4E Minion rules.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 06:57 PM (kff5f)

193 Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 06:40 PM (MYCIw)

Yes, I particularly like the "what are you talking about? It's just a clump of cells!" argument.

I usually respond with, "well I guess at then end of the day, we're all just a clump of cells I guess, huh? Never really looked at people that way before..."

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 06:58 PM (AkOaV)

194 Also, I should point out that someone who can't even agree with me that abortion is evil is someone who has no common ground with me (at least on anything substantive enough to keep a society cohesive) whatsoever.

Seriously- if you can't agree with me that life is sacred and should be defended, then I'm not sure how we're supposed to agree about anything else.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 06:58 PM (kff5f)

195 And now I finally get to go home.

Yay.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 06:59 PM (kff5f)

196 Satan on the side of The Left ?
Always had a sneaking suspicion of that; I'm glad they came out and made it official, just so we know where we stand.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 04, 2015 06:59 PM (go6ud)

197 Pro golfer says muzzies were excersizing their 2nd Am rights on those excersizing their 1st am rights mocking the pedophile.

http://bit.ly/1AAFO83

That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 04, 2015 07:01 PM (qu1Tl)

198
Star Wars Cover: J.J. Abrams Reveals His Idea to Kill Jar Jar Binks

Let him walk into a fwirling light sabre.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 04, 2015 05:55 PM (qu1Tl)

Meeza nevah usah de Jedi lens flare.....

*shhhhhhwahhhhhhh*

(head flops off of cauterized neck wound)

Posted by: Zombie Jar Jar Binks at May 04, 2015 07:02 PM (ynQIy)

199 Great sweater puppies!:

http://tinyurl.com/mmmvboa

Posted by: Noself eek op at May 04, 2015 07:03 PM (MeuoO)

200 I was waiting for him to show up. his servants are perorming poorly.

Posted by: teh Wind at May 04, 2015 07:04 PM (gKBOI)

201 Heh. Joss Whedon got chased off Twitter for not being pure enough for his tribe. Watching the left eat their own is sadly the only news that seems to come out these days.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 04, 2015 07:06 PM (Lqb+9)

202 A minor incubus? A mincubus?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 06:54 PM

Microbus?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 04, 2015 07:09 PM (QiBX8)

203 I always try to bring up the point that between 55 and 60 million people died during the Second World War. Roe v Wade has killed almost as many PEOPLE! They are not a clump of cells. From the moment of conception, they are a human being, with their own unique fingerprints, eye and hair color, and physical shape. They will not be a giraffe, they will not be an eagle, they will not be a blue fin tuna. They are a person and should be afforded all the rights that far too many of society takes for granted.

Posted by: Old Blue at May 04, 2015 07:09 PM (9iR5/)

204 Yes, I particularly like the "what are you talking about? It's just a clump of cells!" argument.

I usually respond with, "well I guess at then end of the day, we're all just a clump of cells I guess, huh? Never really looked at people that way before..."

I guess they can get by if we remove their brain or their heart. After all, those are just clumps of cells, amirite?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 04, 2015 07:10 PM (0HooB)

205 Send this to all your "I'm a Christian, but we need to have abortion" friends!

Posted by: RKae at May 04, 2015 07:10 PM (IppEL)

206 201
Why? Did he come out against 9th trimester abortion?

Posted by: Naes at May 04, 2015 07:10 PM (YhayY)

207 Heh. Joss Whedon got chased off Twitter for not being pure enough for his tribe.

Surprised it took this long, given the militant libertarianism of the "Firefly" -> "Serenity" arc.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 04, 2015 07:10 PM (AVEe1)

208 There's never been much of a doubt, has there?

Posted by: simplemind at May 04, 2015 07:11 PM (Wx6Mm)

209 This is not news to me. Remember the "hail Satan" chanters in Texas for ms pink sneakers?

Posted by: Thor's feather duster at May 04, 2015 07:11 PM (JgC5a)

210 That golfer dork better not do any smack talk to his competitors. If that's what he the 2nd A means.

Posted by: Robinson at May 04, 2015 07:11 PM (5gToQ)

211 Posted by: Noself eek op at May 04, 2015 07:03 PM (MeuoO

Oh!

Okay, yeah that makes sense.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 07:11 PM (AkOaV)

212 Pro golfer says muzzies were excersizing their 2nd Am rights on those excersizing their 1st am rights mocking the pedophile.

If you feel the need to mock Muhammad in a cartoon, just realize that Muslims may decide to exercise their #2A rights on you #truth #WWJD

Posted by: Pro Golfer at May 04, 2015 07:11 PM (0NdlF)

213 Posted by: Old Blue at May 04, 2015 07:09 PM (9iR5/)

...and unique DNA. At conception.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 07:13 PM (AkOaV)

214 Watching the left eat their own is sadly the only news that seems to come out these days.

The more of them that get fed up with their more-radical bretheren the better.

Twitter is a great medium for exposing the foulness of fellow humans.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 07:13 PM (oVJmc)

215 Microbus?

Chartreuse?

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 04, 2015 07:14 PM (qu1Tl)

216 Yeah, Pro Golfer, I just don't remember a bunch of Christians shooting up San Francisco when the Piss Jesus was on display. I remember a peaceful demonstration, but no bullets, so GFY.

Posted by: Old Blue at May 04, 2015 07:14 PM (9iR5/)

217
Chartreuse?

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 04, 2015 07:14 PM

A few psychedelic flowers, and pretty soon you have the Hillary! campaignmobile.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 04, 2015 07:15 PM (QiBX8)

218 So is this Golfer a Muslim or just a just a moronic leftist?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2015 07:15 PM (MeuoO)

219 218
So is this Golfer a Muslim or just a just a moronic leftist?

Yes.

Posted by: Old Blue at May 04, 2015 07:16 PM (9iR5/)

220 So is this Golfer a Muslim or just a just a moronic leftist?

There is no golf in islam.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 04, 2015 07:16 PM (0HooB)

221 So is this Golfer a Muslim or just a just a moronic leftist?

He claims to be a Christian Conservative.

But I'm thinking 'dumb jock' probably fits the bill better.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 07:17 PM (oVJmc)

222 And the rationalizations and logical contortions as they grapple with the obvious are a spectacle to behold.
Posted by: Burn the Witch
-------------------

It is funny how mortals always picture us as putting things into their minds: in reality our best work is done by keeping things out.

Posted by: Screwtape at May 04, 2015 07:17 PM (F2IAQ)

223 Who, in their right mind, Kevin, could possibly deny the twentieth century was entirely mine.

Posted by: John Milton at May 04, 2015 07:18 PM (QiBX8)

224 Christian Conservative.

Uhh huh Yes, his concern is noted

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2015 07:18 PM (MeuoO)

225 He claims to be a Christian Conservative.

But I'm thinking 'dumb jock' probably fits the bill better.
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Wouldn't that be like little Chrissy Matthews claiming to be a Conservative Christian?

Posted by: Old Blue at May 04, 2015 07:19 PM (9iR5/)

226 >>> There's never been much of a doubt, has there?

Leftist and Santa. Something about fish in a barrel.

Posted by: fluffy at May 04, 2015 07:20 PM (Ua6T/)

227 <<The Prince of Lies is what you call "a really big Get.">>

That's what the Left likes to think but he'll work for pretty much anyone for a small fee... Marcotte's soul is indeed a small fee.

Posted by: SGTYork at May 04, 2015 07:22 PM (/yNLK)

228 >>> Who, in their right mind, Kevin, could possibly deny the twentieth century was entirely mine.

Hold on to that rage. It's the last fig leaf.

Posted by: fluffy at May 04, 2015 07:22 PM (Ua6T/)

229 Satan doesn't really care about abortion one way or the other, he just needs a steady supply of fetuses in order to fulfill his contract with the Clinton Global Initiative.

Posted by: Fritz at May 04, 2015 07:23 PM (ty633)

230 221 So is this Golfer a Muslim or just a just a moronic leftist?
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He claims to be a Christian Conservative.
But I'm thinking 'dumb jock' probably fits the bill better.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
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Uh, no.
The words "Jock" and "golfer" do not belong in the same sentence.
Sorry, but no.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 04, 2015 07:23 PM (ZjzCZ)

231 chi,

Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 07:24 PM (OsWis)

232 >>> So is this Golfer a Muslim or just a just a moronic leftist?

You mean the asshole that thinks it's legal to shoot people who disagree with you?

Posted by: fluffy at May 04, 2015 07:25 PM (Ua6T/)

233 yep.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 07:26 PM (OsWis)

234 I want you to kill every golfer on the course!

Posted by: Sandy McFiddish at May 04, 2015 07:27 PM (AVEe1)

235 Look, behind that tree.

A golfer!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 04, 2015 07:28 PM (0HooB)

236 231
Hi, darlin'.
Thinking about putting the pup in the basket & taking a bike ride before it gets dark...

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 04, 2015 07:28 PM (ZjzCZ)

237 I always suspected that there was something.....wrong......about duffers.

Posted by: Old Blue at May 04, 2015 07:29 PM (9iR5/)

238 A dog with his own chauffeur...cute...

Have fun : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 07:31 PM (OsWis)

239 There's a hole in one joke here but I'm napping.

Posted by: DaveA at May 04, 2015 07:31 PM (DL2i+)

240 excellent poetry Jane.thx for posting

Posted by: simplemind at May 04, 2015 07:33 PM (X7gyf)

241 There's a hole in one joke here but I'm napping.
Posted by: DaveA

Actually, there's a couple of holes in both of them.

Posted by: Garland Police at May 04, 2015 07:33 PM (5dHYY)

242 I always suspected that there was something.....wrong......about duffers.

Other than the fact that the game will, well and truly, drive you nuts. Where I used to be a fairly big basketball fan, I now follow golf. I'm tired of the thuggishness and like to see normal people being nice to each other on the field of play.

Most golfers I've known were good folk. This one asshole is the anomaly. If I could afford it, I'd start playing again.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 04, 2015 07:33 PM (0HooB)

243 In other news, after two months without a functioning oven, I haz a new one. Screw GE who kept delaying the delivery (we had to go with them because of size to fit cabinet space).

Seriously, I prepare meals for sick and shut-ins. Using my back-up countertop "oven" has sucked.

*happy dance*

Carry on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 07:34 PM (FsuaD)

244 Seriously, I prepare meals for sick and shut-ins. Using my back-up countertop "oven" has sucked.

Bless you, Jane D'oh.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 04, 2015 07:36 PM (0HooB)

245 240
excellent poetry Jane.thx for posting

Posted by: simplemind at May 04, 2015 07:33 PM (X7gyf)

Thanks. Read it during church service. Looking at the color photo of the Christians going to their deaths at the hands of pure evil made me fight back tears. Son was sitting next to me and I caught him wiping his eyes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 07:36 PM (FsuaD)

246 Is this golfer guy real or a late April fools joke?

<<Estes target June to return to competition
Apr 1 - 5:02 PM>>

Posted by: Robinson at May 04, 2015 07:37 PM (5gToQ)

247 A man comes home late one evening after a golf date that had an eight am tee time, and his wife confronts him.
"And just where have you been all day?"
"Well Dearest, I have some sad news. On the second tee this morning, Fred had a heart attack and died."
"Oh, that's just horrible!" Cried the wife.
"Tell me." he said. "It was hit the ball, drag Fred, hit the ball, drag Fred. And all those people who wanted to play through."

Posted by: Old Blue at May 04, 2015 07:37 PM (9iR5/)

248 In other news, after two months without a functioning oven, I haz a new one. Screw GE who kept delaying the delivery (we had to go with them because of size to fit cabinet space).

Outrageous claims such as this must be verified with large impressive pies and oatmeal cookies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2015 07:38 PM (8ZskC)

249 Outrageous claims such as this must be verified with large impressive pies and oatmeal cookies.
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And chocolate chip, with no nuts.

Posted by: Old Blue at May 04, 2015 07:39 PM (9iR5/)

250
Outrageous claims such as this must be verified with large impressive pies and oatmeal cookies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2015 07:38 PM (8ZskC)

I'm on it!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 07:40 PM (FsuaD)

251 per the lefty streamers, everyone on the street in Baltimore is drunk. lol

Posted by: LaTisha, Prof Witness at May 04, 2015 07:40 PM (iQIUe)

252 251
per the lefty streamers, everyone on the street in Baltimore is drunk
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You would be too considering the amount of alcohol that was "liberated in the name of the revolution" from all those liquor stores.

Posted by: Old Blue at May 04, 2015 07:41 PM (9iR5/)

253 Posted on the last thread and over the weekend.

Poor Bob Estes is a guilty as I am of some bad phrasing.

Do the research Horde. Check his Twitter feeds. Check who he follows.

He didn't mean what he tweeted. .

Unlike the Baltimore mayor who gets paid to speak.

Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 07:41 PM (48QDY)

254 Outrageous claims such as this must be verified with large impressive pies and oatmeal cookies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2015 07:38 PM (8ZskC)

I'm on it!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 07:40 PM (FsuaD)

USB's are waiting.

You did say sick and shut in's, right?

Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 07:43 PM (48QDY)

255 He didn't mean what he tweeted. .

Sure he did. And he doubled down on what he first said after he retracted the crack about the 2nd ammenment.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 07:43 PM (rDqRv)

256 per the lefty streamers, everyone on the street in Baltimore is drunk. lol

From a lifetime of having The Man's boot on your neck and EBT cards, but mostly EBT cards.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2015 07:44 PM (8ZskC)

257 Weird. I checked Accuweather for their scary forecast for FL, GA and SC this weekend.

Husband doesn't believe me. Checks Accuweather on his iPhone and it's totally different.

WTF?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 07:44 PM (FsuaD)

258 per the lefty streamers, everyone on the street in Baltimore is drunk
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You would be too considering the amount of alcohol that was "liberated in the name of the revolution" from all those liquor stores.
Posted by: Old Blue

Free the liquor! Liberate it from those shit-shell crabs in Baltimore, bud.

Posted by: Lahey at May 04, 2015 07:44 PM (5dHYY)

259 Whats the big deal, Yo?

Posted by: Woodland Critters at May 04, 2015 07:45 PM (48M/B)

260 >>> He didn't mean what he tweeted.

That backspace key is so hard to master.

Posted by: fluffy at May 04, 2015 07:45 PM (Ua6T/)

261 nood Ace

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2015 07:46 PM (8ZskC)

262 257: Climate Change. It changes fast!

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at May 04, 2015 07:46 PM (48M/B)

263 Well, I have to serve The Master his dinner.

Jeebus. "Why isn't it ready yet?" Because you never tell me your ETA.

*suppresses urge to...nevermind*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 07:46 PM (FsuaD)

264 >>> 261 nood Ace

*** averts eyes ***

Posted by: fluffy at May 04, 2015 07:47 PM (Ua6T/)

265 If yall think Bob Estes is rooting for the Moose Limbs...

Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 07:48 PM (48QDY)

266 Free the liquor! We hereby liberate this liquor in the name of the Revolution! Viva La Revolucion!
Small business liquor store owners hardest hit. Film at eleven.

Posted by: Old Blue at May 04, 2015 07:48 PM (9iR5/)

267 He didn't mean what he tweeted.

Fuck him. He sure as hell did. How the fuck do you say someone excersized the 2am rights on someone excersizing their 1am rights and not mean it that way?

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 04, 2015 07:48 PM (GziKY)

268 I'm pretty sure that Mephistopheles is Prolife, if only to get a chance at those baby's souls.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 04, 2015 07:48 PM (rwI+c)

269 Posted by: fluffy at May 04, 2015 07:45 PM (Ua6T/)

Ain't no backspace on the interwebz.

Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 07:49 PM (48QDY)

270 I'm on it!

Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Which reminds me..., just this week I spied a jar of Cross & Blackwell Mincemeat pie filling at the grocery. Gonna give it a go...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 07:52 PM (F2IAQ)

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