Monday Morning News Dump

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1
Posted by: BenK

WHO ARE YO??

Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at May 04, 2015 08:13 AM (OMGh7)

2
U?

Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at May 04, 2015 08:13 AM (OMGh7)

3 Tat councilman just like Frank Drebbin in Naked Gun.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2015 08:16 AM (mGBKM)

4 "Why Are Police Shootings Dominating The News"?

I'll give you one guess.

Posted by: Kenway at May 04, 2015 08:16 AM (zjS8H)

5

More like mindless millennials.

Worst generation ever. Mindless lemmings, the lot of them. Second worst generation is mine, the X's.

Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at May 04, 2015 08:16 AM (OMGh7)

6 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2015 08:16 AM (hSlC9)

7 3 Here's the video

http://youtu.be/ruCsYGL3QlY

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2015 08:17 AM (mGBKM)

8 Posted by: BenK

WHO ARE YOU??

Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at May 04, 2015 08:13 AM (OMGh7)


Tell me who are you? You? You? You?Youuuuuu?

Posted by: The Who at May 04, 2015 08:17 AM (cL79m)

9 May the Fourth be with you.

Posted by: Pam's Rack(A Force Unto Itself) at May 04, 2015 08:17 AM (RIUBa)

10 Here is a Kindle deal to help a Moron. Sabrina Chase's new novel Jinxers is still free to download. Please go through Ace's link.

http://tinyurl.com/m279x33

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 08:18 AM (wPxCh)

11 Can we correct "Baltimore Revives" headline to read "Baltimore Receives"

That way, it would match the wording at the link.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2015 08:20 AM (VPLuQ)

12
DO YOU HAVE DIABETES AND ARE ON MEDICARE?

Posted by: annoying tv commercial break at May 04, 2015 08:21 AM (OMGh7)

13 Thank you

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2015 08:26 AM (VPLuQ)

14 I un-installed my Flash plugin...too many sites, Ace's included were starting to play video in their little ad boxes...I'm sure they'll find a way to defeat it soon though.

I don't mind animated ads, but no video please.

Posted by: CanaDave at May 04, 2015 08:26 AM (6LFaP)

15 DO YOU HAVE DIABETES AND ARE ON MEDICARE?

ODDS ARE YOU ALSO NEED A SCOOTER TO ANNOY PEOPLE WITH AT THE GROCERY STORE AND OTHER VENUES BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO GIVE UP AND STOP EVEN GIVING THE PRETENSE OF CARING. NO, I DO NOT OWE YOU A DAMN THING AND NO, JESUS WOULD NOT APPROVE OF THE SCOOTER, LAZY ASS.

This message brought to you by Circa International--Speaking Truth to Dumbasses since Jimmah Sent Me Around the Bend with the Malaise Speech.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 08:27 AM (659DL)

16 I un-installed my Flash plugin...too many sites, Ace's included were starting to play video in their little ad boxes...I'm sure they'll find a way to defeat it soon though.

I don't mind animated ads, but no video please.

Posted by: CanaDave at May 04, 2015 08:26 AM (6LFaP)


HTML5 already does defeat that. Once IE9 dies in the WinVistra end-of-life fire, there will be no avoiding those auto-play ads.

Posted by: steveegg at May 04, 2015 08:28 AM (cL79m)

17 It occurs that the reason to have an event like the one in Texas is because of what happened at the event last night.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 08:29 AM (oVJmc)

18 Two dead Islamonazis makes my coffee taste better.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at May 04, 2015 08:29 AM (vFmT2)

19 yeah, I know...YouTube doesn't need Flash anymore, it's only a matter of time till the little ad boxes figure it out...but for today, I win!!!

Posted by: CanaDave at May 04, 2015 08:29 AM (6LFaP)

20 Goddamned news.

On the radio this am, 20 seconds to the Texas thing. Most of that was spent on how "critics say organizers are a hate group" shit, with 2 seconds on "the motives of the gunmen were unclear."

Shitheads. If you're saying that the organizers were inciting violence, then the motives of the gunmen are all TOO fucking clear, you trogs. But if the motives were unclear, then the event wasn't really that goddamned controversial.

Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 04, 2015 08:30 AM (PFy0L)

21
Ahhhh, dump.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2015 08:30 AM (ynQIy)

22 The brits fall over themselves to bend over and spread 'em for Islam. They deserve a Darwin Award.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 08:30 AM (iQIUe)

23 WaPo writes about Hillarys jet and millionaire donors? Thats proof right there: leftists wanna get rid of Hillary as much today as they did in 2008.

Posted by: Harley Quinn at May 04, 2015 08:30 AM (+vQSV)

24 All the shit that auto runs on most sites I go to jacks up my tablet. Bad. Problem loading page notifications everywhere. I broke down and bought the Drudge app and the problem went away there. Ace needs an app.

Posted by: Kraken at May 04, 2015 08:31 AM (sdxPm)

25 If we just continue to allow people to speak words of hatred and intolerance towards the Religion of Peace, we are going to lose the privilege of free speech.

Posted by: Professor Obama, Constitutional Law expert at May 04, 2015 08:32 AM (VPLuQ)

26 NoScript, and AdBlock.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 08:32 AM (oVJmc)

27 Ace needs an app.

Also, his shots.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 08:34 AM (659DL)

28 "Also, his shots."


Flea dip Friday is a summer thing at Aces place.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2015 08:35 AM (VPLuQ)

29 early dump...always nice

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 04, 2015 08:36 AM (7RXcs)

30 Free Speech is inciting violence? What part of the Constitution do they not understand? Their stupid is showing.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 04, 2015 08:36 AM (wf3Kt)

31
Ace needs an app.






I hear it's coming out the same time as the AoS T-Shirts.

#twoweeks

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2015 08:36 AM (ynQIy)

32
I have a bad back. Those scooters are looking better and better to me to go shopping. Wear some special identifying tag so i can run you the fuck over.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 08:36 AM (iQIUe)

33 If we just continue to allow people to speak words of hatred and intolerance towards the Religion of Peace

If Christians continue to insist that Christ was and is who he said he was...HATE.

P.S.: He was and is.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 08:36 AM (659DL)

34 I can't go to The Blaze on my tablet. Crashes every time. Not exactly a big loss but still annoying that one of the big conservative sights is such trash.

Posted by: Kenway at May 04, 2015 08:37 AM (zjS8H)

35 I have a bad back.

So do I.

Pilates and swimming.

Bite me.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 08:37 AM (659DL)

36 I usually use IE to browse, with Pale Moon when IE fails. It hasn't been *that* bothersome until recently...everyone seems to have those irritating popup windows with the little X in the corner...need some countermeasures for those...

Posted by: CanaDave at May 04, 2015 08:37 AM (6LFaP)

37 i want my ampersands back damn it

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 08:38 AM (0O7c5)

38 #JeSuisBulletRidden

Posted by: ISIS at May 04, 2015 08:38 AM (xQX/f)

39 #JeSuisBulletRidden

Audible snort here.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 08:38 AM (659DL)

40 Good morning

Posted by: Bigby's Wrasslin' Thumbs at May 04, 2015 08:39 AM (3ZtZW)

41 Werent there a bunch of rumors about jihadis being in TX or just over the border in Mexico recentyl? Do they even know who the dead guys were yet?

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 08:39 AM (iQIUe)

42 Councilman thing is kinda meta for the morning dump, isn't it?

Posted by: Bigby's Wrasslin' Thumbs at May 04, 2015 08:40 AM (3ZtZW)

43 Bite me.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 08:37 AM (659DL)

=========
I dont bite. I shoot.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 08:41 AM (iQIUe)

44 I intent to sign an Executive Order later today, temporarily suspending the First Amendment.

During this time of heightened tensions, using our Constitutionally given privileges unwisely could cause us to lose them.

Additionally, once reinstated, just like our foundering fathers intended during the original writing of the Constitution, all instances of free speech must not use electronically amplified means, nor any technology which did not exist during the time of its writing.

Posted by: Professor Obama, Constitutional Law expert at May 04, 2015 08:41 AM (VPLuQ)

45 41
Werent there a bunch of rumors about jihadis being in TX or just over
the border in Mexico recentyl? Do they even know who the dead guys were
yet?

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 08:39 AM (iQIUe)

apparently, one was a known terrorist.....dailymail has a story

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 08:41 AM (0O7c5)

46 The President acted stupidly.

Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at May 04, 2015 08:41 AM (1ywxk)

47
Do they even know who the dead guys were yet?

One has been identified. Phoenix man who's been on the watch list.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2015 08:42 AM (JtwS4)

48 I need some job opinions from the most moronic morons I know. Hehe.

Posted by: TickledPink at May 04, 2015 08:42 AM (RLFFI)

49 apparently, one was a known terrorist.....dailymail has a story
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 08:41 AM (0O7c5)
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I'm afraid to look...how the hell did he get into this country if he was a known terrorist? Did obama invite him over?

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 08:42 AM (iQIUe)

50 Phoenix man who's been on the watch list.

In the immortal words of Peter Sellers, "Not any more."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 08:43 AM (659DL)

51 #JeSuisSans72Virgins

Posted by: ISIS at May 04, 2015 08:43 AM (xQX/f)

52 "? Do they even know who the dead guys were yet?"

One of the guys was some loser from Arizona who'd been arrested before for trying to join up with Jihadis in Somalia.

Judge let him off because he said there wasnt enough evidence to show he meant he was going to go fight for allah when he said he was going to go fight for allah.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 08:43 AM (MYCIw)

53 >>>Phoenix man who's been on the watch list.


Apparently he wasn't being watched closely enough.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 04, 2015 08:44 AM (PtTYB)

54 @39 Guns were the difference. Vivre la difference!
http://preview.tinyurl.com/qepjbgv

Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at May 04, 2015 08:44 AM (1ywxk)

55 "how the hell did he get into this country if he was a known terrorist? "

Home grown asshole.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 08:44 AM (MYCIw)

56 Additionally, once reinstated, just like our foundering fathers intended during the original writing of the Constitution, all instances of free speech must not use
electronically amplified means, nor any technology which did not exist during the time of its writing.
Posted by: Professor Obama



Can't wait to see martial law with Brown Bess's.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 08:44 AM (8Jl4+)

57 Judge let him off because he said there wasnt enough evidence to show he meant he was going to go fight for allah when he said he was going to go fight for allah.

Insert "Death to America" and "We are at war with America" observations here. Also over there.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 08:44 AM (659DL)

58 >>>Home grown asshole.


Nonsense. The only home-grown terror threats are veterans.


Posted by: Department of Justice at May 04, 2015 08:45 AM (PtTYB)

59 Jeff Sessions is a national treasure and the best argument against term limits anyone could possibly make.

Posted by: Harley Quinn at May 04, 2015 08:46 AM (+vQSV)

60 StarTrek.com's article on Whitney.
http://bit.ly/startrek-whitney

This one from File770, c/o MP4 last thread.
Esp note Yoeman Rand wig story at the end of this article,
http://goo.gl/PNM0rT

Posted by: Jeffries Tube Cleaner, First Class at May 04, 2015 08:46 AM (wmyHK)

61 "I un-installed my Flash plugin...too many sites, Ace's included were
starting to play video in their little ad boxes...I'm sure they'll find a
way to defeat it soon though.
"

I will take care of those annoying auto-play videos along with the annoying progs and libs. It won't be all suffering all the time.

Posted by: The Burning Times at May 04, 2015 08:46 AM (1BQGO)

62 The DM refers to him as a "former terror suspect" At first I thought they meant bc he was dead but no luck. Just wondering if he is home ground or an immigrant.

If we cant kick out citizens or even naturalized citizens, we need to stop letting them into this country legally. We're a big country but no need to become like the UK and other european countries with their muslim pop growing.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 08:47 AM (iQIUe)

63 ISIS has claimed responsibility for Garland shooting.
Daily Mail

http://dailym.ai/1FJsAfb

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 08:48 AM (8Jl4+)

64 I especially appreciate the 'abundance of caution' Texas LE used. As nearby there was a backpack which may have had explosives in it, bullet riddled jihadists kinda had to bleed some, bleed some more, then bleed no more.

No need for trial.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 04, 2015 08:49 AM (xQX/f)

65 63 ISIS has claimed responsibility for Garland shooting.
Daily Mail

http://dailym.ai/1FJsAfb
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 08:48 AM (8Jl4+)

They also claim responsibility for the Potato Famine and Disco.

Posted by: Kraken at May 04, 2015 08:50 AM (sdxPm)

66 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 08:27 AM (659DL)


So
long as it's clear that there are two types of DIABEETUS. I was a
sloppy, gargantuan four pounds above ideal weight when my pancreas shut down.

But to your point, I find the "You don't need to pay for this vaguely tangential 'medical device' because the taxpayers will" ads repulsive, as well.

Posted by: Diabetee at May 04, 2015 08:50 AM (yxw0r)

67 ISIS needs to learn a little about press releases. It isn't good marketing to brag about going 0-2 against security guards.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 04, 2015 08:51 AM (dquK7)

68 66 They stress "no cost to YOU".Some other poor asshole is paying for it.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2015 08:51 AM (mGBKM)

69 That Williamson piece is good.
The theatrics of Government By Our Betters.
pull quote:
"people who hate American politics hate it because of the lie at its heart: that this is still the self-governing republic created by Jefferson, Madison, et al., instead of a new, different kind of regime that is something new in the world but immediately familiar, something dishonest, something gaudy and contemptible."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 04, 2015 08:52 AM (go6ud)

70 ISIS needs to fire their project manager after this latest debacle.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 04, 2015 08:52 AM (PtTYB)

71 Gateway Pundit says the second shooter was the identified guy's room mate.

"Mo! Stop eating all the turkey bacon!"

"I KILLL YOU"

"No man, not yet. We gotta take the infidels down with us."

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 08:52 AM (MYCIw)

72
68 66 They stress "no cost to YOU".Some other poor asshole is paying for it.
Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2015 08:51 AM (mGBKM)

And some say we're not a Socialist country.

Posted by: Kraken at May 04, 2015 08:53 AM (sdxPm)

73
Profiles in Courage:

Charles Johnson May 3, 2015 9:32:10pm

I'm thinking of making my Twitter account private tonight, because the cretins are swarming.




Je Suis Chuckles.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 04, 2015 08:53 AM (kdS6q)

74 Morning all.

Do we know the background of the one assialant in TX they have so far identified? Is he not white?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 08:54 AM (rDqRv)

75 >>>Gateway Pundit says the second shooter was the identified guy's room mate.


I smell a sitcom!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 04, 2015 08:54 AM (PtTYB)

76 Bill Clinton defends the foreign money with, "I gotta pay our bills."

Purely coincidentally, the largest bills needing paying are the salaries and expenses of the Clintons.

Posted by: Pam's Rack at May 04, 2015 08:55 AM (RIUBa)

77 75 >>>Gateway Pundit says the second shooter was the identified guy's room mate.


I smell a sitcom!
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 04, 2015 08:54 AM (PtTYB)

"Modern Banlieu".

Posted by: Kraken at May 04, 2015 08:55 AM (sdxPm)

78 Gateway Pundit says the second shooter was the identified guy's room mate.

I smell a sitcom!


Two Holey Men

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 08:56 AM (8Jl4+)

79 Why Are Police Shootings Dominating The News

To ask yourself, "who benefits?" is to answer the question.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2015 08:56 AM (zF6Iw)

80 "Do we know the background of the one assialant in TX they have so far identified?"

No idea his race, but it looks like he was a ranked high school basketball player that ended up at Jr college, from what I can tell.

After that dream died, he decided that he'd go be a jihadi is Somalia. FBI picked him up, but judge let him off.

And...here we are.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 08:56 AM (MYCIw)

81 Sitcom? Would Amazon Studios allow - College Jihad: My Inner Struggle with my Love of Bacon?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 08:56 AM (wPxCh)

82 I wonder if Clinton pays any hush money to the women he has raped. That could add up quickly.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 04, 2015 08:56 AM (dquK7)

83
Meanwhile, over at LGF:

>missliberties

I do not consider demonizing every person of an entire religion to be free speech under the first amendment. She is screaming fire in a crowded theater.

...BTW, is she married?


>b_sharp

To her hate.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 04, 2015 08:57 AM (kdS6q)

84 82 I don't think he needs to bother.The media is not interested.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2015 08:58 AM (mGBKM)

85 Any thought on the name of the daughter recently born to the wife of Prince William, heir to the British throne?


I am hoping for Tiffani. With an "i". With smiley faces for the dots over the "i"s.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 04, 2015 08:58 AM (KDbAT)

86 @64 One story I saw said LE detonated a car (suspected as bomb-laden).
If confirmed, fits the MO: gunfire + suicide vests + car bomb for the first responders, right out of "The Kingdom" (2007). Fiendish.
Is anyone familiar with the Muslim practice of hostage-taking? As a merely hypothetical exercise, which 100 hostages would one take IF (and, mind you, that is an enormous 'if', deeply into the realm of the hypothetical conditional whose antecedent is contrary to fact, indeed an antecedent condition that would be impossible in any imaginable world that contains McCain and McConnell) one were to take prominent Muslim hostages as security against this new normal?

Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at May 04, 2015 08:58 AM (1ywxk)

87 81 Sitcom? Would Amazon Studios allow - College Jihad: My Inner Struggle with my Love of Bacon?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 08:56 AM (wPxCh)
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Better:
College Jihad: My Inner Struggle with my Love of Bacon... and dicks

Posted by: Harley Quinn at May 04, 2015 08:59 AM (+vQSV)

88
<i>Worst generation ever. Mindless lemmings, the lot of them. Second worst generation is mine, the X's.</i>

Please. No love for the baby boomers who decided to rewrite society because it wasn't good enough? Pfft.

Posted by: Lea at May 04, 2015 08:59 AM (lIU4e)

89 Purely coincidentally, the largest bills needing paying are the salaries and expenses of the Clintons.

Posted by: Pam's Rack at May 04, 2015 08:55 AM (RIUBa)
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Don't forget the cigars and vagina humidors

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 04, 2015 09:00 AM (z9hf8)

90 Star Basketball player in High School? Yeah so I know his race.

And yeah go call me a racist. Ya want to bet against me?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 09:01 AM (rDqRv)

91 >>> Any thought on the name of the daughter recently born to the wife of Prince William, heir to the British throne?

Chardonnay ?

Posted by: Bigby's Wrasslin' Thumbs at May 04, 2015 09:02 AM (3ZtZW)

92 Daily Mail Blacks Out Muhammad Pics At #GarlandShooting

Cowards.

Weasel Zippers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 09:02 AM (rDqRv)

93 File this under un-frickin'believable, but completely unsurprising:
NPR just aired a story about political corruption. The anchor even read the definition of corruption prior to the "reporter" covering the story, who sounds like a gelded male. So, money in politics is the topic. Their case study? Hillary!? Nahhh, nothing going on there. They referenced a conference call between Rubio and the Koch Brother's. Yup, Marco chatting up their PAC is too much for the left-tards. 'Cause, Citizens United. Got my rage out of the way for today. Should be pure serenity the rest of today, right?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 04, 2015 09:02 AM (5buP8)

94 I smell a sitcom!

Two Men and a Goat. Three's Company sort of thing. Been working on it for a year. Casting the part of the nosey apartment manager now.

Posted by: barky eats dogs at May 04, 2015 09:02 AM (o/3Hk)

95 @90

Well, I mean, I live in Indiana, so it's not uncommon here for the "star basketball players" to be caucasian.

But, no, I don't want to bet against you.

Posted by: TickledPink at May 04, 2015 09:02 AM (RLFFI)

96 I wonder if Clinton pays any hush money to the women he has raped. That could add up quickly.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 04, 2015 08:56 AM (dquK7)
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According to Hitchens Clinton book, if I remember it accurately, the old horndog prefered to rape leftist women, who would shut up for the cause.

Posted by: Harley Quinn at May 04, 2015 09:03 AM (+vQSV)

97 No love for the baby boomers who decided to rewrite society because it wasn't good enough?

Blaming the baby boomers for the 'Great Society' we now suffer under is like blaming Gordon Lightfoot for the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 04, 2015 09:03 AM (xQX/f)

98 I just want to thank Google and the NSA, without our cellphones spying on us this obvious attack would have never been stopped.

Posted by: J.E.B. the adult in the room at May 04, 2015 09:04 AM (WhfU/)

99 More like mindless millennials.

Worst generation ever. Mindless lemmings, the lot of them. Second worst generation is mine, the X's.


No way.

In the words of PJ O'Rourke, we Xs took one look at our aging hippie boomer parents and said "Give me a haircut and a job."

I have a certain amount of ire reserved for The Greatest Generation, simply because I think after seeing the horrors of war in Europe and Japan, they came back and overindulged their children.

But Boomers really piss me off. And to me, the archetype is Alan Thicke in those stupid "Hey, we were supposed to be able to retire and live the rest of our lives in ease, but that's not working out so call this investment advisor" commercials on the radio. Fucking twerp.

Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 04, 2015 09:04 AM (PFy0L)

100 Two Men and a Goat. Three's Company sort of thing. Been working on it for a year.

Casting the part of the nosey apartment manager now.



DeBlasio.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 09:04 AM (8Jl4+)

101 @8{>

Does that look like a certain homicidal pedophile?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2015 09:05 AM (Zu3d9)

102
Do we know the background of the one assialant in TX they have so far identified? Is he not white?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 08:54 AM (rDqRv)

Black guy.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2015 09:05 AM (fWAjv)

103 It's definitely tied to ISIS though. The identified shooter, Elton Simpson, told people to follow some british ISIS goon before the attacks, and that guy immediately started with the propaganda.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 09:05 AM (MYCIw)

104 94 I smell a sitcom!

Two Men and a Goat. Three's Company sort of thing. Been working on it for a year. Casting the part of the nosey apartment manager now.
Posted by: barky eats dogs at May 04, 2015 09:02 AM (o/3Hk)



Ooh! Ooh! I got this!

Posted by: Don-Al Hussein Knottabah at May 04, 2015 09:05 AM (yxw0r)

105 Well, I mean, I live in Indiana, so it's not uncommon here for the "star basketball players" to be caucasian.

But, no, I don't want to bet against you.
Posted by: TickledPink at May 04, 2015 09:02 AM (RLFFI)

Yeah I hear ya, but they ain't in Indiana Dorothy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 09:05 AM (rDqRv)

106 Worst generation ever. Mindless lemmings, the lot of them. Second worst generation is mine, the X's.
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Please. No love for the baby boomers who decided to rewrite society because it wasn't good enough? Pfft.

Posted by: Lea at May 04, 2015 08:59 AM (lIU4e)
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Well, that covers about everybody. Maybe its not a generational problem. Maybe people just suck in general.

Posted by: Harley Quinn at May 04, 2015 09:05 AM (+vQSV)

107 I'd like to know tge name of that judge who wasn't convinced he was a terrorist.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 04, 2015 09:06 AM (9BRsg)

108 Last night I wrote that we live about 5 miles from the center in Garland that was attacked last night. I was wrong: we live 3.6 miles away by road and 3.4 miles away in a straight line.

We're so close that we heard the boom caused by the explosion last night. It spooked my wife but I dismissed it as a stray thundercloud. A few minutes later, a FOX News reporter announced the explosion.

I don't have any information other than what's publicly known. We frequent a breakfast place and have gotten to know a few Garland and other area cops there. I doubt they'll tell me anything but I'll let the Horde know if one of them wants to talk.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 04, 2015 09:06 AM (0RdKg)

109 We should stage these type of events in every state, It will bring the cockroaches out of the dark and then we can squash them.

Posted by: spypeach at May 04, 2015 09:06 AM (KTiWT)

110 >>> blaming Gordon Lightfoot for the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

He designed the weak ship architecture that cracked it in half !

Posted by: Bigby's Wrasslin' Thumbs at May 04, 2015 09:06 AM (3ZtZW)

111 ABC has a picture. He's a black dude.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 09:06 AM (MYCIw)

112 According to Hitchens Clinton book, if I remember it accurately, the old horndog prefered to rape leftist women, who would shut up for the cause.

Posted by: Harley Quinn at May 04, 2015 09:03 AM (+vQSV)


And who would, no doubt, dispose of any awkward progeny that might result.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2015 09:08 AM (zF6Iw)

113 On a $278 restaurant tab, if the patron leaves a $2,000 tip, that's 718% -- if my abacus is working.

http://bit.ly/718pc-tip

Posted by: How I'll Be Too After My Powerball Win at May 04, 2015 09:08 AM (wmyHK)

114 107 Abdul Muhammed Abdullah.Totally impartial jurist.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2015 09:08 AM (mGBKM)

115 ABC has a picture. He's a black dude.
Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 09:06 AM (MYCIw)

So his "roomie" probably is also. Black Muslims have been a consistent problem since the get go

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 09:08 AM (rDqRv)

116 ugh.....they are from north phoenix.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 09:08 AM (0O7c5)

117 Abdul Muhammed Abdullah.Totally impartial jurist.
Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2015 09:08 AM (mGBKM)

Your kidding I hope?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 09:09 AM (rDqRv)

118 @110 Never sailed Lake Superior?
The Capt. of a Norwegian saltie, a flag that routinely navigates the stormiest waters on Earth that are routinely navigated, the Atlantic off Norway in winter, said he could not turn his ship that night. I.e., survival conditions.

Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at May 04, 2015 09:09 AM (1ywxk)

119 So we know a lot about Shooter number one, I wonder what the hold up is for info. on the second shooter/roommate? Another Arizona guy, or an "import" from overseas?

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 04, 2015 09:09 AM (2cS/G)

120 117 Yes.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2015 09:10 AM (mGBKM)

121 Wow, Douthat is still an idiot I see.

I don't think he's wrong about the comparisons between police and teacher's unions, but to insist (and I quote)

With this important difference, however: Even with the worst teacher, the effects are diffused across many years and many kids, and it's hard for just one teacher to do that much damage to any given student. A bad cop, on the other hand, can leave his victim dead or permanently damaged, and under the right circumstances one cop's bad call -- or a group of cops' habitual thuggishness -- can be the spark that leaves a city like Baltimore in flames

Shows just how idiotic he is. Point of fact, the shitty Baltimore school system is likely to blame as well for all this.

But more to the point, claiming there are no "center-right republicans" who want to scale back the police unions is a cute dodge. Indeed they're aren't any RINOs who want to do it. But lots of Farther-Right conservatives who do.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at May 04, 2015 09:10 AM (HDwDg)

122 70
ISIS needs to fire their project manager after this latest debacle.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 04, 2015 08:52 AM

Cannon fodder ain't what it used to be.

Posted by: Lester at May 04, 2015 09:10 AM (2UPXV)

123 >>>Blaming the baby boomers for the 'Great Society' we now suffer under is like blaming Gordon Lightfoot for the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald.


You better take care if I find you creepin' around my back stair...

Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at May 04, 2015 09:10 AM (PtTYB)

124 DeBlasio.
Posted by: rickb223

He's on the short list withe Christie and Jerry Brown.

We're actually thinking of just casting them in their own production, but we can't get beyond the first episode. It's a remake of the Jurassic Park scene where they get squished by the big lizard.

Posted by: barky eats dogs at May 04, 2015 09:10 AM (xrURQ)

125 Oh boy, a generational slap fight! I love these. People are generally self- absorbed assholes. No group is immune. In our time, throw in a dollop of foreigners, and a set of perpetually pissed off, envious and resentful. Add a dash of hucksters and a garnish of ruthless ideologues. You get our Devil's Brew nearly at a boil.

Posted by: Kraken at May 04, 2015 09:11 AM (sdxPm)

126 Any thought on the name of the daughter recently born to the wife of Prince William, heir to the British throne?

-
La-a.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 09:11 AM (ee9LE)

127 Lieberman: Yisrael Beytenu won't join new Netanyahu government
Long-standing Netanyahu ally says he is choosing 'principles over portfolios'

With Yisrael Beytnetnu's departure, Netanyahu is now looking at a coalition of just 61 out of the 120 members of the Knesset.


If that stands, it's a shaky government and will not last long. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 09:11 AM (rDqRv)

128 @91

I am torn. I love the name Charlotte. But, the idea of naming their child in homage to Prince Charles makes me want to throw up in my mouth.

I wonder about the name Diana. If I remember correctly, Kate was a huge fan of the late Diana Spencer, so I can imagine her wanting to name the child Diana, and Wills not wanting to, ironically. Or, maybe they want to preserve the name Diana for Harry. Some friends of mine sadly lost their father at a very young age, 2 boys and 1 girl. When the first grandchild came, everyone expected the boy to be named after the late grandfather. And, everyone was shocked when he wasn't...not even the middle name. Come to find out, the boys vowed to save the name for their sister to use, when the time comes. She was Daddy's Little Girl, and they wanted her to be able to use it. Very sweet.

I am going to guess completely off the grid and say Caroline.




Posted by: TickledPink at May 04, 2015 09:12 AM (RLFFI)

129 Tsaranevs weren't black.

This isnt about race.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 04, 2015 09:12 AM (9BRsg)

130 Chrispy Chreme is quite the dhimmi in addition to being a RINO gungrabber.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2015 09:12 AM (mGBKM)

131
The BBC is planning a drama series on ISIS. How a good uk muslims joins ISIS or some bullshit. Brought to you by the same people who brought you Wolf Hall. Because remember, poor misunderstood mussies are only doing what Christians did 500 years ago, beheadings and burning alive.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 09:14 AM (iQIUe)

132 islam isnt a race. Its a totalitarian facist dogma

Posted by: Hillary, Political Whore at May 04, 2015 09:14 AM (zOTsN)

133 Or maybe Margaret after the Iron Lady?

Posted by: TickledPink at May 04, 2015 09:14 AM (RLFFI)

134 Any thought on the name of the daughter recently born to the wife of Prince William, heir to the British throne?



LaShonda!

Posted by: barky eats dogs at May 04, 2015 09:14 AM (xrURQ)

135 Thanks, BenK, for the link to Kimball's review of the new Barry Strauss book over at NewCrit.!
Have a great day, Morons!
Num 6,24-26

Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at May 04, 2015 09:14 AM (1ywxk)

136 I am going to guess completely off the grid and say Caroline.



Princess Victoria?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 09:14 AM (8Jl4+)

137 107 I'd like to know tge name of that judge who wasn't convinced he was a terrorist.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 04, 2015 09:06 AM (9BRsg)

Posner.


Summary of the trial.

http://tinyurl.com/lvgmgaq


Asshole talks like TFG.

Me and Yahya was talking about... me going to South Africa and then uh, I make my way up to, uh Somalia, and uh he said...'what if you go to Somalia and you waiting on a brother come pick you up and what if it was me?'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2015 09:14 AM (fWAjv)

138 I am going to guess completely off the grid and say Caroline.
Posted by: TickledPink at May 04, 2015 09:12 AM

My wife says Elizabeth. Not after the queen but the old drunk grandma.

Posted by: Lester at May 04, 2015 09:14 AM (2UPXV)

139 129 Tsaranevs weren't black.

This isnt about race.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 04, 2015 09:12 AM (9BRsg)

Aw, c'mon, Y, can't we make it about that? Hell, that's all the Media talks about anymore.

Posted by: Kraken at May 04, 2015 09:15 AM (sdxPm)

140 Tsaranevs weren't black.

This isnt about race.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 04, 2015 09:12 AM (9BRsg)


Yeah I don't agree so much with that. The Tsaranevs were born muslim overseas. But here in America there is a serious problem with converts to islam in the Black Community, especially in the jails. So yeah race plays into it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 09:15 AM (rDqRv)

141 Yeah, as a 32 year old I can technically be categorized as gen x, y, or milennial. I'm a business owner and soon to be father of 3 children.

The baby boomers are the ones who fucked everything up. They stuck their kids in daycare so both parents could work, divorced each other whenever it was convenient, and pushed sex and decadence on the youth through MTV, popular media, the schools, etc.

Can you blame the kids who grew up with these broken families for not rushing to make ones of their own?

Generalizations are fun

Posted by: VBJonny at May 04, 2015 09:15 AM (oOsa/)

142 131 Right after 9/11 there was a movie about a guy pushed into jihad by mistreatment following the attacks.The Accidental Jihadist or something.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2015 09:15 AM (mGBKM)

143 Aisha

Posted by: Hillary, Political Whore at May 04, 2015 09:15 AM (zOTsN)

144 @126 Just had a baby shower for my sister this weekend, and did a little, "Guess the name" ballot.

One person actually put (as a joke, I presume) La-A

Posted by: TickledPink at May 04, 2015 09:15 AM (RLFFI)

145 after big mo's child bride

Posted by: Hillary, Political Whore at May 04, 2015 09:15 AM (zOTsN)

146 MATT DAMON!

Posted by: MATT DAMON at May 04, 2015 09:15 AM (dquK7)

147 I know I'll probably piss a few people off, but I'm in a shitty mood and wondering why the eff should I care about another kid born into privilege in some inbred family who hates conservatives?

And I'm talking about this "princess," but in looking back I guess that could apply to a few families in US politics too.

Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 04, 2015 09:16 AM (PFy0L)

148 hillary

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 09:16 AM (0O7c5)

149 Islam targets idiots in jail for converts. The dumber the better.

Posted by: Lester at May 04, 2015 09:17 AM (2UPXV)

150 No love for the baby boomers who decided to rewrite society because it wasn't good enough?

-
I wonder if it is not an inherent flaw of capitalism that it is so good at wealth creation. After a few generations there's nothing left to do so they start thinking, "What if I chopped off my dick and started calling myself Nancy?"

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 09:17 AM (ee9LE)

151 has the JEF apologized for us yet

Posted by: ThunderB, Republic of Texas at May 04, 2015 09:17 AM (zOTsN)

152 Richard Posner?

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 04, 2015 09:17 AM (9BRsg)

153 imams should not be allowed in prisons....period......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 09:17 AM (0O7c5)

154 >>>> we Xs took one look at our aging hippie boomer parents and said "Give me a haircut and a job."

Except by and large the hippies were not our parents. They were mostly Silents or bleeding edge Boomers. Boomers were more likely to be our Siblings, Aunts, etc.

Posted by: Bigby's Wrasslin' Thumbs at May 04, 2015 09:18 AM (3ZtZW)

155 Most boomers first election was Nixon vs Humphrey. Lyndon Johnson had already created his 'Great Society' program. He is rumored to have said, "I'll have those thugs* voting Democrat for the next 100 years" after its passage.

* actually the 'n' word but apparently they're now interchangeable

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 04, 2015 09:18 AM (xQX/f)

156 If that stands, it's a shaky government and will not last long. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 09:11 AM (rDqRv)
---
I dont know. In Europe, small majorities usually discipline political coalitions. When there is a bigger margin for errors, parties use that to distinguish themselves and go maverick.

Posted by: Harley Quinn at May 04, 2015 09:18 AM (+vQSV)

157 Preznit canine culinary sock removed.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 04, 2015 09:19 AM (xrURQ)

158 There is a problem with Islam in prisons, yes.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 04, 2015 09:19 AM (9BRsg)

159 This isnt about race.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 04, 2015 09:12 AM (9BRsg)

Sigh.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2015 09:19 AM (Zu3d9)

160 I am going to guess completely off the grid and say Caroline.

The name of George IVs wife, and quite a character in her own right:


http://goo.gl/yXaUna

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2015 09:19 AM (zF6Iw)

161 Not sure why the name is such a big secret. They say they have to tell the Queen first. For approval? Well, pick up the phone and call her. I think the Queen has all ready gone and seen the kid, so she has to know.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 09:19 AM (iQIUe)

162 152 Richard Posner?

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 04, 2015 09:17 AM (9BRsg

Yep

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2015 09:19 AM (fWAjv)

163 Coming to ABC this fall: "Mo and Me", about the wacky misadventures of two jihadists, Mo and Abdul.

Episode 1: Mo decapitates the couple upstairs, with hilarious consequences.

Episode 2: Abdul discovers bacon on his pizza, and tries to burn the pizza boy alive. Seth Green guest stars.

Season finale: Mo and Abdul attend a festival in Texas...

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 04, 2015 09:19 AM (PtTYB)

164 I dont know. In Europe, small majorities usually discipline political coalitions. When there is a bigger margin for errors, parties use that to distinguish themselves and go maverick.
Posted by: Harley Quinn at May 04, 2015 09:18 AM (+vQSV)

Yeah well Israel is not Europe and that word 'discipline" I don't think it exists in the Israeli Political jargon.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 09:20 AM (rDqRv)

165 Harry Manback

Posted by: J.E.B. the adult in the room at May 04, 2015 09:20 AM (WhfU/)

166 Islam targets idiots in jail for converts. The dumber the better.
Posted by: Lester


That is the exact background of the Oklahoma beheader.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 04, 2015 09:20 AM (xrURQ)

167 My 16 yr old niece tried to engage me in a discussion about global warming this weekend.

Me: when did the ice age end?
Niece: was roughly 100,000 yrs ago.
Me: Can we agree that about 1/3 of the U.S. was covered in ice?
Niece: yes.
Me: So, we have had "global warming" for roughly 100,000 yrs, yes?
Niece: wide eye look, mouth moving no sound.

The look on her face was pure gold.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 09:20 AM (kQBSd)

168 @147

Because it's no fun to be miserable all the time. Trust me, I know. And, it's no fun to talk about shootings and Islam and racism all the time. Sometimes, we need something light.

Like guessing a baby's name.

For what it's worth, I think William and Kate have a chance to turn the monarchy around. The Middletons are very conservative if I remember correctly. I would much rather support them than someone the royals have under their thumb at all times. (I'm looking at you, Camilla).

Posted by: TickledPink at May 04, 2015 09:20 AM (RLFFI)

169 Posted by: Harley Quinn at May 04, 2015 09:18 AM (+vQSV)

The small parties will blackmail Netanyahu to support their pet projects, and eventually he will call another election. Sooner rather than later.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2015 09:21 AM (Zu3d9)

170 158 There is a problem with Islam in prisons, yes.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 04, 2015 09:19 AM (9BRsg)

Nation of Islam is huge. (An odd racist cult, loosely based on Islam.)

Posted by: Kraken at May 04, 2015 09:21 AM (sdxPm)

171 New York Times Reporters Doesn't Seem to Grasp Free Speech Much of Anything At All.

FIFY

'Mornin', 'rons and 'ettes. What fresh hell awaits us this morning?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 04, 2015 09:21 AM (h4vJk)

172
I'd like to know tge name of that judge who wasn't convinced he was a terrorist.
Posted by: Y-not


Details on the case and bench trial:

http://tinyurl.com/kevm5xz

Judge Mary H Murguia

On July 21, 2000, President Clinton nominated Murguia to a new seat on the United States District Court for the District of Arizona. The United States Senate confirmed Murguia on October 3, 2000.

On March 25, 2010, President Obama nominated Murguia to a fill a vacancy on the United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit On December 22, 2010, she was confirmed by the United States Senate by a vote of 89-0.

She has been suggested as a potential nominee to the Supreme Court in Obama's second term.

And I'll just go out on a limb and assume her District Court confirmation was also unamious.

Thanks GOP!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 04, 2015 09:21 AM (kdS6q)

173 They should name her Lobstra

Posted by: J.E.B. the adult in the room at May 04, 2015 09:21 AM (WhfU/)

174 Sorry Y-Not.

Didn't read it correctly. The Judge was citing Posner. I don't know who the presiding judge was.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2015 09:22 AM (fWAjv)

175 . (I'm looking at you, Camilla).
Posted by: TickledPink at May 04, 2015 09:20 AM (RLFFI)

Gee I hope you have blinders or sun glasses on. And don't stare for to long, you may go blind!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 09:22 AM (rDqRv)

176
"A group of hummingbirds is called a charm."

Isnt that cute.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 09:23 AM (iQIUe)

177 Just idly wondering how many of the shitheads who are complaining about Pamela Geller have "je suis Charlie" on their Twitter feeds.....

Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 04, 2015 09:23 AM (PFy0L)

178 Thx RWC. I cant follow the link right now.

Mr Y dealt with him back in the day while he was working in publishing. A-hole.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 04, 2015 09:23 AM (9BRsg)

179 Happy Star Wars Day, fappers! May the Fourth be with you!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 04, 2015 09:23 AM (2Ojst)

180 Any thought on the name of the daughter recently born to the wife of Prince William, heir to the British throne?

-
Diane Elizo Mountain Dew Carolina.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 09:23 AM (ee9LE)

181 You can blame The Great Society on my grandmother. (1881- 1973)

FDR democrat. Catholic Worker Social Justice Warrior. I think Roe v. Wade killed her though.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 04, 2015 09:24 AM (V70Uh)

182
Reading the goldberg article reminded me of something.

One of my facebook friends (black guy) was upset that the shark tank tv show people called these two black ladies 'colorful cockroaches'. Which is a slur now I guess? Anyways I watched the show and what the guy said was 'you will get crushed like the colorful (because they were wearing bright lipstick) cockroaches you are'. They were apparently going to post this outrage on 'black twitter'.

I deeply resent this attempt to remove all metaphor and interesting shades from our language because people can't seem to resist taking outrage at imagined slights.

Posted by: Lea at May 04, 2015 09:24 AM (lIU4e)

183 Any thought on the name of the daughter recently born to the wife of Prince William, heir to the British throne?

Fred

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 09:24 AM (kQBSd)

184
Me: So, we have had "global warming" for roughly 100,000 yrs, yes?

I think the last, lesser, Ice Age ended about 12K years ago, and the larger earlier one around 30K.

And no I'm not looking it up. That's cheating.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2015 09:24 AM (JtwS4)

185 That and old age.

But mostly, old age.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 04, 2015 09:24 AM (V70Uh)

186 JeffB got a gratuitous shot in vs Geller while he was denouncing tge attacks. Typical.

I dont follow her or Wilders, but c'mon. There was no need for that.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 04, 2015 09:25 AM (9BRsg)

187 Sorry, but was the event in Texas a drawing contest or chalk outline contest? I'm confused.

Notice that when they are not shooting unarmed civilians this doesn't last too long.

Texas 2, ISIS 0

Posted by: Marcus T at May 04, 2015 09:25 AM (GGCsk)

188 The British royal family is essentially the world's wealthiest welfare family. One major difference is that the father of the royal children is allowed by the government to be present in the home.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 04, 2015 09:25 AM (dquK7)

189 "She has been suggested as a potential nominee to the Supreme Court in Obama's second term."

Well, hopefully this little incident derailed that.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 09:25 AM (MYCIw)

190 186 JeffB gotta JeffB.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2015 09:26 AM (mGBKM)

191 And no I'm not looking it up. That's cheating.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2015 09:24 AM (JtwS4)

But, I made my point with her. The best part was shutting her up. The girl can talk.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 09:26 AM (kQBSd)

192 Thx RWC. I will check it out later.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 04, 2015 09:26 AM (9BRsg)

193
Didn't read it correctly. The Judge was citing Posner. I don't know who the presiding judge was.
Posted by: RWC




See #172

pOwned

ggnm

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 04, 2015 09:26 AM (kdS6q)

194 183 Any thought on the name of the daughter recently born to the wife of Prince William, heir to the British throne?


Princess Lindsey would be nice.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 04, 2015 09:26 AM (7ObY1)

195
>>Me: when did the ice age end?
Niece: was roughly 100,000 yrs ago.
Me: Can we agree that about 1/3 of the U.S. was covered in ice?
Niece: yes.
Me: So, we have had "global warming" for roughly 100,000 yrs, yes?
Niece: wide eye look, mouth moving no sound

I had a similar conversation at a family partyabout the little ice age, which the person talking to me about global warming had never actually heard of.

Posted by: Lea at May 04, 2015 09:26 AM (lIU4e)

196 Posted by: Lea at May 04, 2015 09:24 AM (lIU4e


They also ignore the fact that he uses the term "crushed like [bugs, cockroaches, whatever] pretty much every episode.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at May 04, 2015 09:26 AM (HDwDg)

197 Reuters had to report that the SPLC designated Geller's group as a "hate group". Like SPLC has any credibility. I'm pretty sure they designated the Catholic Church as a "hate group".

Posted by: Marcus T at May 04, 2015 09:26 AM (GGCsk)

198 189 Hahahahahaha
Mitch "Obama's Bitch" McConnell

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2015 09:26 AM (mGBKM)

199 Any thought on the name of the daughter recently born to the wife of Prince William, heir to the British throne?


Pat. We don't want to force gender stereotypes on the kid.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 04, 2015 09:27 AM (xrURQ)

200 And I'll just go out on a limb and assume her District Court confirmation was also unamious.

Thanks GOP!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 04, 2015 09:21 AM (kdS6q)


Voice vote per Judgepedia. There is no recorded vote on her 2000 nomination.

Posted by: steveegg at May 04, 2015 09:27 AM (cL79m)

201 More like corporate welfare. The Queen owns an incredible amount of real estate in London. The rental income must be astronomical.




Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 04, 2015 09:27 AM (V70Uh)

202 Princess Lindsey would be nice.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 04, 2015 09:26 AM


Ah...no thank you. We've already got one, you see.

Posted by: A Frenchman in SC at May 04, 2015 09:27 AM (h4vJk)

203 Well done, wrg500!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 04, 2015 09:28 AM (9BRsg)

204 Princess Snuffins McMugglepants

Posted by: Citizen X at May 04, 2015 09:28 AM (7ObY1)

205
>>I think the last, lesser, Ice Age ended about 12K years ago, and the larger earlier one around 30K.
And no I'm not looking it up. That's cheating.

I read a book a while ago called 'the long summer' and I think it was around 13k that we've been in relatively modern weather?

Posted by: Lea at May 04, 2015 09:29 AM (lIU4e)

206 As for names, I like Alice.

I wanted to use it for this baby but my husband vetoed it since his mom had a cat named Alice who apparently was poisoned or something. I don't know, all I know is I couldn't use the name because of a cat that died 15 years ago.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 09:29 AM (MYCIw)

207 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 09:30 AM (kff5f)

208 "177
Just idly wondering how many of the shitheads who are complaining about
Pamela Geller have "je suis Charlie" on their Twitter feeds.....

Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 04, 2015 09:23 AM (PFy0L)"

Je ne suis pas Charlie Hebdo. Je suis Texan.

I feel so proud today I might get a lone star flag tattoo.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 04, 2015 09:30 AM (KDbAT)

209 You don't remember the old Popeye cartoons with Alice the Goon?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 04, 2015 09:31 AM (V70Uh)

210 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 09:31 AM (kff5f)

211 Reuters had to report that the SPLC designated Geller's group as a "hate group".

Ah, the SPLC--sitting a 7-Eleven parking lot counting all the Klansmen. 1963 FOREVER!!!!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 09:32 AM (659DL)

212 Islam targets idiots in jail for converts. The dumber the better.

In many ways, this is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2015 09:32 AM (zF6Iw)

213 "Je suis Texan.
"

I'm reading that in Hank Hill's voice, which is hilarious.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 09:32 AM (MYCIw)

214
I am torn. I love the name Charlotte. But, the idea of naming their child in homage to Prince Charles makes me want to throw up in my mouth.

Posted by: TickledPink




*sigh* Kids today not knowing their history

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Charlotte_of_Wales

She was the previous "People's Princess"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 04, 2015 09:32 AM (kdS6q)

215 Once England goes majority muslim (which seems like just a matter of time), I can't help but wonder how long the monarchy will last.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 04, 2015 09:32 AM (9gtEE)

216 Okay, so two (apparent) followers of the Religion Of Pieces (Mohammedanism is an evil death cult) show up at an anti-Mohammedanism rally in Garland, TX and start shooting.

As I understand it, net result is one wounded security guard, and two dead bad guys.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is how you deal with *that* particular problem.

I haven't heard anything about who ended our bad guys, but non-zero chance it was someone already in the crowd.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 09:32 AM (kff5f)

217 Robert Spencer and Pam Gellar aren't even allowed into the UK right?Geert Wilders also iirc.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2015 09:33 AM (mGBKM)

218
>>Pilates and swimming.

Hey Circa...If you are still around, how much swimming do you do? I was doing laps last year and then it got a bit cold and I am trying to get back to the pool but I'm not very focused. I just alternate between freestyle, breast stroke and backstroke for a while...

Posted by: Lea at May 04, 2015 09:33 AM (lIU4e)

219 Any thought on the name of the daughter recently born to the wife of Prince William, heir to the British throne?


Ha! We already used the best one!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 04, 2015 09:33 AM (RIUBa)

220
Charlotte is the bookie favorite. There has been a lot of docs on Charlotte lately and reconnecting with the Hun side of the family. Bad sign?

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 09:33 AM (iQIUe)

221 Because they are such terrible hatey mchatersons.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2015 09:33 AM (mGBKM)

222 I haven't heard anything about who ended our bad guys, but non-zero chance it was someone already in the crowd.

Texas: The Home of Immediate AND Accurate Return Fire

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 09:33 AM (659DL)

223 "Geert Wilders also iirc"

Kieth Ellison and some other goon wrote a letter to Kerry trying to block Wilders from coming to America.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 09:34 AM (MYCIw)

224
'Grace' is the princess name with the best track record.

Elizabeth's make good queens, though

Posted by: Lea at May 04, 2015 09:34 AM (lIU4e)

225 Any thought on the name of the daughter recently born to the wife of Prince William, heir to the British throne?

No. Because I find the concept of royalty odious.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 09:34 AM (659DL)

226
But, I made my point with her. The best part was shutting her up. The girl can talk.

Well yes. Kudos on that.

It is significant that the spot I'm sitting in was under a mile of ice just 12,000 years ago.

By AD 750 the world was warm enough that filthy Scandis could colonize Iceland, then Greenland, then Vinland. By AD 1300 it was so cold that even Vikings had to abandon Greenland.

I blame my SUV.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2015 09:35 AM (JtwS4)

227 Cankles McPantsuit's granddaughter is named Charlotte, I believe.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 04, 2015 09:35 AM (9gtEE)

228 No. Because I find the concept of royalty odious.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 09:34 AM (659DL)


I agree with you, actually. Though it helps if you think of it as "celebrity" instead of "royalty."

Of course, I find the concept of "celebrity" odious, too, so there's that.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 09:36 AM (kff5f)

229 One guy is lying dead only a few feet from the car. is that as far as he got? Where's the other dead martyr?

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 09:36 AM (iQIUe)

230 My husband read that the Islamist terrorists sprayed gunfire with only one hit. The TX officers threw two shots: both fatal.

There was a lot of security at the event. Not sure if the guards were wearing vests. Mightve been.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 04, 2015 09:36 AM (9BRsg)

231 I think the last, lesser, Ice Age ended about 12K years ago, and the larger earlier one around 30K.
And no I'm not looking it up. That's cheating.


I think you're correct. But something I'm noticing is an effort by the left wing to pronounce that Ice Ages run on 100,000 year cycles. For some reason. They give it the correct name 'Milankovitch Cycle' -- then make up shit. It's funny -- they say the earth has this cute sounding 'wobble'. Well the fact is, the earth tilts a little further on its axis to one extreme for 10,000 years and warms, shedding the glaciers, then tilts to the other extreme for 10,000 years and slowly covers the most productive farmland on the planet under ice. And yes, it's heading in the Ice Age direction again.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 04, 2015 09:37 AM (xQX/f)

232 By AD 1300 it was so cold that even Vikings had to abandon Greenland.

And then moved to Minnesota to stink up four Super Bowls.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 09:37 AM (659DL)

233
No. Because I find the concept of royalty odious.
Posted by: Circa




You're adorable.

Posted by: The Bush Family

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 04, 2015 09:37 AM (kdS6q)

234 I like Caroline or Carolina ( my MiL's name).

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 04, 2015 09:38 AM (9BRsg)

235 My husband read that the Islamist terrorists sprayed gunfire with only one hit. The TX officers threw two shots: both fatal.

That's what I heard. One security guard injured in the ankle.

I don't know about the two shots, both fatal point. TX Cops are taught like most others: keep shooting until the threat is ended. Given how fast one can pull the trigger (and keep it on target) it would be remarkable (though by no means impossible) for the officers to have fired only twice.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 09:38 AM (kff5f)

236 I am torn. I love the name Charlotte. But, the idea of naming their child in homage to Prince Charles makes me want to throw up in my mouth.

Posted by: TickledPink



Princess Charlii (double hearts over the "i"s) Martel the Rolling Pin of God

Posted by: naturalfake at May 04, 2015 09:38 AM (KUa85)

237 Happyfukkinmonday Morons!

http://goo.gl/3T2YEo

Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 09:39 AM (xWW96)

238 "is that as far as he got? Where's the other dead martyr?"

Yep. Worst. Jihad. Ever.

I don't think the other guy got much further. Apparently he reached for a backpack after the first guy was shot and was immediately shot as well.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 09:39 AM (MYCIw)

239 I like Caroline or Carolina ( my MiL's name).

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 04, 2015 09:38 AM (9BRsg)


If that's the name, every half-assed headline writer in America will have "SWEET CAROLINE!!" above the fold. Gag-inducing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2015 09:39 AM (zF6Iw)

240 No. Because I find the concept of royalty odious.
Posted by: Circa

You're adorable.

Posted by: The Bush Family


Case in point. Also, Pauls, Clintons, Dingells, Kennedys, and Browns. And the whole effing Ivy League cabal.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 09:39 AM (659DL)

241 And then moved to Minnesota to stink up four Super Bowls.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 09:37 AM (659DL)


So, if Buffalo played Minnesota in the Super Bowl we get a 0-0 tie?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 09:40 AM (kQBSd)

242 Case in point. Also, Pauls, Clintons, Dingells, Kennedys, and Browns. And the whole effing Ivy League cabal.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 09:39 AM (659DL)

Oligarchy.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 04, 2015 09:40 AM (2Ojst)

243 "Princess Charlii (double hearts over the "i"s) "

So this is my biggest naming pet peeve. For the love of God, the name Charles means man. MAN. Charlie is not a girl's name. It isn't cute. STOP IT.

/rant from mom of a Charles who really doesn't want the poor kid to be Charlie P when Charlie's A, T, and S are all little girls.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 09:41 AM (MYCIw)

244 Ggnm?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2015 09:41 AM (fWAjv)

245
>>And yes, it's heading in the Ice Age direction again.

*tries to resist writing Winter IS Coming and fails*

Posted by: Lea at May 04, 2015 09:41 AM (lIU4e)

246 Reading Sabrina Chase's new book Jinxers and finding ways to make my first person POV novel better.

Tis free for download right now. Go through Ace's Amazon link to get.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 09:42 AM (wPxCh)

247 Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 09:39 AM (xWW96)

That reminds me.

Camping with the cub scouts this weekend (had lots of fun, too much sun, and not enough sleep) there was a tarantula in one of the showers. Obviously, we left that shower alone (there 7 others, so it's not like it was an inconvenience, though it freaked out some of the women (and one of the men) camping with us).

The scouts have the concept of "leave no trace." Anything you take in, you pack back out. Leave nature alone to the extent possible, etc.

Nevertheless, someone squished the poor tarantula. I felt sad.

I mean, okay, killing a spider in your home- go for it. That spider is in your place. But killing a spider in *its* home? Not cool, man.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 09:42 AM (kff5f)

248 "Je suis Texan.
"


I'm reading that in Hank Hill's voice, which is hilarious.


Read it in Peggy's voice.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 09:42 AM (8Jl4+)

249 I once a'heard a rumor that SPLC personnel will not endure the burning times.

What a shame.

Posted by: I Play the Song of Storms at May 04, 2015 09:42 AM (jEVE9)

250 Doing back-to-back days of Color Commentary for Soccer. Today at a Baptist High School in town, tomorrow at a Christian Academy in Durham. Gotta get in a better mood before game time. Ironically enough, I might have a beer or two before the Baptist game, loosen my tongue a bit.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 04, 2015 09:42 AM (2cS/G)

251 So, if Buffalo played Minnesota in the Super Bowl we get a 0-0 tie?

Since they are both 75:1 to win it right now, that means 5625:1 for that matchup.

Place your bets now.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 09:43 AM (659DL)

252 Princess Lindsey would be nice.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 04, 2015 09:26 AM (7ObY1)


Will she run for senator from South Carolina, too?

Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2015 09:43 AM (v4LhM)

253 I think our media here in the US is jealous of Britain's royal family. They desperately want their own royal family to cover 24/7 like the press in Britain. The unrelenting coverage and knob-polishing of the Kennedy, Clinton, and Obama families is an attempt to finally get that "royal" family they can adore. I don't think they're all that interested in the Bush family, since they're Republicans, though. They can never be "hip", "cool", or worthy of any positive coverage in any way because of the R.

Posted by: Pyrocles at May 04, 2015 09:43 AM (fVOPU)

254 "Je suis Texan."


I'm reading that in Hank Hill's voice, which is hilarious.


Read it in Peggy's voice.


Boomhower.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 09:43 AM (659DL)

255 Spend most of last week with my family from Israel and then toured DC with them. We stayed on Base and they enjoyed that. Then I was on Duty all weekend. Shit now back at work. Work sucks. I hate the paperwork

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 09:44 AM (rDqRv)

256 "We in the United States actually have freedom of religion, not freedom of worship," Sen. James Lankford, R-Okla., told [DHS Sec Jeh] Johnson yesterday during a Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs hearing.

Lankford was referring to the department's decision to include "freedom of worship" instead of "freedom of religion" as a basic American right listed in the civics test that all immigrants must take to become a naturalized U.S. citizen. . . .

FederalistPapers.org (h/t IOTWreport)
http://bit.ly/religion-lankford

Sounds tougher in print quote than nice-guy Lankford in video. https://youtu.be/ESCauH8p8Ag

Is it better to say, "Oh, by the way, you might want to correct this eensy Constitutional error" or to say, "We know your plan to undermine religious liberty"?

Posted by: Bill, of Rights at May 04, 2015 09:44 AM (wmyHK)

257 >>And yes, it's heading in the Ice Age direction again.

Again? Seems like it was just 40 years ago we were doing that

Posted by: Bigby's Wrasslin' Thumbs at May 04, 2015 09:45 AM (3ZtZW)

258 What I love about the dead jihadis-

is that in Texas people take their guns very seriously.


The vast majority of people who carry also practice on a regular basis, so-

the security guard who shot them wasn't some fat, donut eating-fuq who carried an empty revolver for show-

more than likely he was a guy who practiced regularly, knew gun safety, and carried a loaded pistol.

And so he did his job.

In NYC, death count of civilians, guards, and cops - easily in the 20's

In little ole Garland, TX - 2 dead jihadoturds, 1 wounded guard


1st and 2nd Amendments both demonstrated and upheld - Priceless

Posted by: naturalfake at May 04, 2015 09:46 AM (KUa85)

259 The left are suckers for the "charismatic leader" idea.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2015 09:46 AM (mGBKM)

260 "Princess Charlii (double hearts over the "i"s) Martel the Rolling Pin of God





Posted by: naturalfake at May 04, 2015 09:38 AM (KUa85)"

With two "i"s you could have one heart and one smiley face.

Although now I am leaning more towards LoQuisha. Maybe Loquiisha for the multiple "i" effect.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 04, 2015 09:46 AM (KDbAT)

261 65 63 ISIS has claimed responsibility for Garland shooting.
Daily Mail

http://dailym.ai/1FJsAfb
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 08:48 AM (8Jl4+)

They also claim responsibility for the Potato Famine and Disco.
Posted by: Kraken at May 04, 2015 08:50 AM (sdxPm)

Disco alone merits a nuking. And good morning, Horde.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 04, 2015 09:46 AM (RD7QR)

262 >>And yes, it's heading in the Ice Age direction again.

We should make everyone stand on the other side of the world. To tilt it back. We've already tested on Guam and it capsized nicely.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 09:46 AM (659DL)

263 I haven't heard anything about who ended our bad guys, but non-zero chance it was someone already in the crowd.

Bullet riddled jihadists bought it from rent-a-cop outfit who charged $10,000 for event security. Being it Texas and all, and practice makes perfect, that was still some fine shooting.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 04, 2015 09:47 AM (xQX/f)

264 I posted this earlier, but it's too awesome not to post again.

http://tinyurl.com/o93gnv4

Come and take it.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 09:47 AM (MYCIw)

265 ISIS has claimed responsibility for Garland shooting.
Daily Mail

let them. It was pretty much a complete failure with 2 of theirs dead.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 09:48 AM (rDqRv)

266 The left are suckers for the "charismatic leader" idea.

Mao, Stalin, and Hitler. Come on down.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 09:48 AM (659DL)

267 And yes, it's heading in the Ice Age direction again.


With Ray Ramano and Dennis Leary?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 09:48 AM (8Jl4+)

268 Bullet riddled jihadists bought it from rent-a-cop outfit who charged $10,000 for event security.

Sounds like $10k well spent to me.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 04, 2015 09:48 AM (DT3rQ)

269 Palestinian flag-raising is highlight of heritage week in Paterson


Paterson is a blight on the State of NJ.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 09:49 AM (rDqRv)

270 Name for Brit "Princess"? I like Wella Fare

Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 04, 2015 09:49 AM (ZK0vU)

271 Name for Brit "Princess"?

Jasmine

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 09:50 AM (kQBSd)

272 Amount of navel-gazing occurring in Texas right now: Zero.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 09:51 AM (659DL)

273
Smith College, the largest of the all-female Seven Sisters schools, is changing its policy to accept transgender women. Smith President Kathleen McCartney said in announcing the change on Saturday since Smith's founding, "concepts of female identity have evolved." Smith will not admit students who were born female but identify as male.




Who's bitch is this?

Posted by: The X Chromosome

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 04, 2015 09:51 AM (kdS6q)

274 Paterson NJ:


But some critics have questioned whether the flag-raising could be an attempt to promote an Islamic agenda or anti-Israel sentiment.

And speaker Khaled Abuassabs assertion rankled some when he stated in Arabic that just because Jews were killed during the Holocaust doesnt mean that they should fix a mistake with a mistake. They shouldnt do the same to us,

yeah go fuck yourself

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 09:51 AM (rDqRv)

275 Also: Happy Star Wars day.

May the fourth be with you.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 09:51 AM (kff5f)

276 Bullet riddled jihadists bought it from rent- a-cop outfit who charged $10,000 for event security.



This wasn't your normal rent-a-cop outfit. These guys were carrying AR's and wearing tac vests.
At least from all the pictures around the web.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 09:51 AM (8Jl4+)

277 Name for Brit "Princess"?

Triscuit

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2015 09:51 AM (hSlC9)

278 Name for Brit "Princess"?

Jasmine


Martha.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 09:52 AM (659DL)

279 So this is my biggest naming pet peeve. For the love of God, the name Charles means man. MAN. Charlie is not a girl's name. It isn't cute. STOP IT.

/rant from mom of a Charles who really doesn't want the poor kid to be Charlie P when Charlie's A, T, and S are all little girls.
Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 09:41 AM (MYCIw)


Yeah, a pet peeve of mine as well.

But, it's a thing I guess.

Every family I know of with more than one girl - the girl gets a boy's name.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 04, 2015 09:52 AM (KUa85)

280 so ISIS claiming responsibility for attack in Texas

thank God it turned out as it did

somehow I think this would be a huge deal if it happened in DC or NYC. It isn't even the lead story now

Posted by: ThunderB, Republic of Texas at May 04, 2015 09:52 AM (zOTsN)

281 "These guys were carrying AR's and wearing tac vests. "

Why?

Because screw you, we're from Texas.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 09:53 AM (MYCIw)

282 NYPost leading with fans hating Mayweather

Posted by: ThunderB, Republic of Texas at May 04, 2015 09:53 AM (zOTsN)

283 when he stated in Arabic

"Well, you see in context..."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 09:53 AM (659DL)

284 We all know where the Eyes of Texas are trained.

Posted by: Pam's Rack at May 04, 2015 09:53 AM (RIUBa)

285 274 Some asshole on XboxLive has the gamertag "FreePalestine".I reported it as offensive.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2015 09:53 AM (mGBKM)

286 Former Democratic Politician Leading Effort to Open Business Ties With Iran
Lamont: I ve traveled a lot in the Middle East, Ive never felt more comfortable in a city than in Iran

Freebeacon

nice?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 09:53 AM (rDqRv)

287 This wasn't your normal rent-a-cop outfit. These guys were carrying AR's and wearing tac vests.
At least from all the pictures around the web.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 09:51 AM (8Jl4+)

Don't worry. They're with us.

Posted by: Anywhere USA PD at May 04, 2015 09:54 AM (++uS+)

288
Princess name

hillary
Posted by: phoenixgirl




Pronounced "hi-LAR-re", because of the goofy way the Brits say everything.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 04, 2015 09:54 AM (kdS6q)

289 "somehow I think this would be a huge deal if it happened in DC or NYC. It isn't even the lead story now "

I think a lot of that has to do with who was targeted though.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 09:54 AM (MYCIw)

290
Queen Charlotte was married to George II. From all accounts she was quite the queen. She had a shit load of kids that lived. She was a patron of the arts, founded numerous orphanages. She believed girls shd be educated and was quite a botanist. Like Queen Victoria, she did rule her daughters with an iron fist.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 09:55 AM (iQIUe)

291 the swat team was not the rent a cop outfit

those are pics of the swat team

Posted by: ThunderB, Republic of Texas at May 04, 2015 09:55 AM (zOTsN)

292 I mean, okay, killing a spider in your home- go for it. That spider is in your place. But killing a spider in *its* home? Not cool, man.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 09:42 AM (kff5f)




Tend to agree Allen. I have caught large wolf spiders in my house and took them outside rather than killing them. But I used to catch rattlesnakes barehanded. I was quick.

Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 09:55 AM (xWW96)

293
Charlie is not a girl's name. It isn't cute. STOP IT.
Posted by: Lauren




Sez you:

https://youtu.be/9Sn8H42FZcI

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 04, 2015 09:56 AM (kdS6q)

294 277 Name for Brit "Princess"?

Triscuit
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2015 09:51 AM (hSlC9)
I think "Kippers" is kind of cute.

Posted by: Kraken at May 04, 2015 09:56 AM (sdxPm)

295 We all know where the Eyes of Texas are trained.


On the front sight.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 09:56 AM (8Jl4+)

296 Her son the prince regent was quite a loser though.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 09:56 AM (iQIUe)

297 There was a lot of security at the event. Not sure if the guards were wearing vests. Mightve been.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 04, 2015 09:36 AM

From the photos I've seen it looks like the event hired Dallas SWAT. It appears as though a couple of Phoenix Islam trash talkers bumbled into special forces while they were simultaneously shooting the parking cop in the ankle. Surprise!!! This isn't Phoenix federal courthouse security!

Posted by: Lester at May 04, 2015 09:56 AM (2UPXV)

298 they should name her Aisha. So as to not offend

Posted by: ThunderB, Republic of Texas at May 04, 2015 09:57 AM (zOTsN)

299 This wasn't your normal rent-a-cop outfit. These guys were carrying AR's and wearing tac vests.
At least from all the pictures around the web.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 09:51 AM (8Jl4+)

They were SWAT weren't they?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2015 09:57 AM (fWAjv)

300 my understanding is that they hired extra security

but that the local cops including swat were on standby

they didnt hire swat

Posted by: ThunderB, Republic of Texas at May 04, 2015 09:58 AM (zOTsN)

301 They were SWAT weren't they?



Some were off duty pd, some were private security.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 09:59 AM (8Jl4+)

302 Again? Seems like it was just 40 years ago we were doing that

Fucking media wouldn't know science if it hit them on the head with a 2 X 4.

Here's how we know which direction the planet is tilting and moving. You pick the exact same day every year, at the exact same time. Is the sun exactly overhead? Keep walking till you find that spot. Drive stake into ground. The next year, same test. Notice distance between stakes. "New" stake about a quarter mile further south.

Which means northern hemisphere with more quickly heating land mass is losing sunlight. Slowly. Southern hemisphere with less land mass, more water is gaining sunlight.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 04, 2015 09:59 AM (xQX/f)

303 So who won the draw Mohamed contest?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2015 10:00 AM (g1DWB)

304 The actual winner deferred to the investigators outside with the chalk.

Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 10:01 AM (++uS+)

305 So who won the draw Mohamed contest?



The lab tech who drew the chalk outlines......

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 10:01 AM (8Jl4+)

306 Link in sig to the draw mohammad contest winner.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 10:02 AM (MYCIw)

307 'There was concern which is why we had heightened security in the area, but we all swear to uphold the constitution, free speech, free assembly and in this case freedom of religion, so they were welcome to use the building.'

Imagine that.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2015 10:02 AM (fWAjv)

308 I'm sure DOJ will charge the rent a cops with murder

Posted by: ThunderB, Republic of Texas at May 04, 2015 10:03 AM (zOTsN)

309 The Allah is G*d Couple.

"Where is my vacuum cleaner, Abu Madison! You've gotten my prayer rug covered in felafel crumbs!"

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2015 10:04 AM (kivUY)

310 ]Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 09:38 AM (kff5f)

Crowded event perhaps caused that?

Cop takes extra caution to ensure no one gets hit by friendly fire, gets in 2 clean hits rather than 9 mostly good ones?

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at May 04, 2015 10:04 AM (HDwDg)

311
>>Smith will not admit students who were born female but identify as male.

What even???

Now for my favorite quote about Smith:
'Ok, she didn't go to college. She didn't go to SMITH'.
'Go to Smith, she couldn't even spell it'

Posted by: Lea at May 04, 2015 10:04 AM (lIU4e)

312 "8 I'm sure DOJ will charge the rent a cops with murder"

And Obama will use this as an excuse to silence free speech.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 10:04 AM (MYCIw)

313 "281
"These guys were carrying AR's and wearing tac vests. "



Why?



Because screw you, we're from Texas.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 09:53 AM (MYCIw)"

In some ways I am kind of leery about the legislature passing open carry. I since it would not surprise me to see every third person at Burger King sporting that outfit.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 04, 2015 10:04 AM (KDbAT)

314 Name for Brit "Princess"?

The way Britain is going these days, Aisha would be a good choice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 04, 2015 10:04 AM (h4vJk)

315 I'm sure DOJ will charge the rent a cops with murder

Posted by: ThunderB, Republic of Texas at May 04, 2015 10:03 AM (zOTsN)


In a world where Republicans weren't afraid of their own shadows, I'd love to see that showdown.

DOJ: "We're charging these men with murder."
TX Sec State: "Fuck you, no you're not."
DOJ: "Yes, we are. Hand them over now."
TXSS: "Fuck you. Come and take them."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 10:05 AM (kff5f)

316 Biden 'Among' We The People

A judicious application of the National Razor among our self-styled elite would put paid very quickly to this nonsense.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2015 10:05 AM (zF6Iw)

317 Just to be clear, the jihadis shot first.

Posted by: Zombie Greedo at May 04, 2015 10:05 AM (RIUBa)

318 molan labe

Posted by: ThunderB, Republic of Texas at May 04, 2015 10:06 AM (zOTsN)

319 "303
So who won the draw Mohamed contest?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2015 10:00 AM (g1DWB)"

We all did.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 04, 2015 10:06 AM (KDbAT)

320 Texas attack on Muhammad cartoon event rattles Muslim community.


SMDH

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2015 10:06 AM (fWAjv)

321 So who won the draw Mohamed contest?

Slight edit:

Who won the draw, Mohamed, contest?

Not those two guys.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 10:06 AM (659DL)

322 Geller knew she was a target. Glad she didnt back down.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 10:06 AM (iQIUe)

323 When I called them 'rent-a-cops' it was not to denigrate those professionals. It was to denigrate the jihadists.

As in:

rent-a-cops 2
jihadists 0

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 04, 2015 10:06 AM (xQX/f)

324 Texas won the Draw Mo contest

Posted by: ThunderB, Republic of Texas at May 04, 2015 10:07 AM (zOTsN)

325 they should name her Aisha. So as to not offend

Posted by: ThunderB, Republic of Texas at May 04, 2015 09:57 AM


And I missed it by that >< much...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 04, 2015 10:07 AM (h4vJk)

326
In some ways I am kind of leery about the
legislature passing open carry. I since it would not surprise me to see
every third person at Burger King sporting that outfit.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 04, 2015 10:04 AM (KDbAT)


Not past the first August.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2015 10:07 AM (t//F+)

327 Charlotte Elizabeth Diana for the win!

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 10:07 AM (iQIUe)

328 NYT headline:

Texas violently interferes with Muslim freedom of religious expression /s

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 10:07 AM (kQBSd)

329 test

Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at May 04, 2015 10:08 AM (XrHO0)

330 18 Two dead Islamonazis makes my coffee taste better.
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at May 04, 2015 08:29 AM (vFmT2)

The only thing that could have made it better...

bacon bits.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 04, 2015 10:08 AM (BZAd3)

331 'Ok, she didn't go to college. She didn't go to SMITH'.
'Go to Smith, she couldn't even spell it'


Fifty points for the White Christmas reference!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2015 10:08 AM (zF6Iw)

332
308 I'm sure DOJ will charge the rent a cops with murder
Posted by: ThunderB, Republic

From a safe, Washington-like distance, of course. I saw the pics of the Texas LEOs, and I've seen pictures of Chinless Harry Holder, and and Aunt Esther (call me Loretta) Lynch. They'll not serve the warrants in person, I'll bet.

Posted by: Kraken at May 04, 2015 10:08 AM (sdxPm)

333 323 When I called them 'rent-a-cops' it was not to denigrate those professionals. It was to denigrate the jihadists.

As in:

rent-a-cops 2
jihadists 0
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 04, 2015 10:06 AM (xQX/f)

Glad you clarified that.

Posted by: Gecko45 at May 04, 2015 10:08 AM (fWAjv)

334 I dont think George is going to be able to pronounce Charlotte. George and Charlotte - incestuous!

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 10:09 AM (iQIUe)

335 Glad you clarified that.

Posted by: Gecko45 at May 04, 2015 10:08 AM


*snort*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 04, 2015 10:09 AM (h4vJk)

336 love how britt hume tried to not say anything bad about huckabee running for president............

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 10:09 AM (0O7c5)

337 "y. I since it would not surprise me to see
every third person at Burger King sporting that outfit"

Well, that's what is so stupid about TX current carry laws. You can already openly carry a rifle as long as it's not brandished.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 10:09 AM (MYCIw)

338 Cop takes extra caution to ensure no one gets hit by friendly fire, gets in 2 clean hits rather than 9 mostly good ones?

Could be. Normally I would expect training to take over and for them not to think much about that. But, having never been in that position, I certainly don't know.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 10:09 AM (kff5f)

339 The British royal family is essentially the world's wealthiest welfare family.
No, they're not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhyYgnhhKFw

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2015 10:09 AM (kivUY)

340 The article on the Bill of Rights not being able to be passed now in wicked scary in it's truth.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 04, 2015 10:10 AM (BZAd3)

341 In some ways I am kind of leery about the legislature passing open carry. I since it would not surprise me to see every third person at Burger King sporting that outfit.

That outfit (sans hand guns) is already 100% perfectly legal in TX. I can open carry a long gun (carbine, rifle, shotgun, whatever) if I want.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 10:10 AM (kff5f)

342 "330
18 Two dead Islamonazis makes my coffee taste better.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at May 04, 2015 08:29 AM (vFmT2)



The only thing that could have made it better...



bacon bits.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 04, 2015 10:08 AM (BZAd3)"

It could have been better if the EOD checking for explosives had brought in a couple of bomb sniffing pigs that then proceeded to eat the corpses.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 04, 2015 10:12 AM (KDbAT)

343 White Christmas??

https://youtu.be/ax66QU8pvtA

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 10:12 AM (wPxCh)

344 Iran doesn't need an agreement or the lifting of anctions ...

Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir Apr 29

The key to solving economic problems isn't in Lausanne, Geneva or NYC but inside #Iran and based on boosting domestic production. #IranTalks


Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir 3h 3 hours ago

US Police kill and oppress innocent people. The result of such a behavior is insecurity.


... in Iran, everybody is guilty so killing is easier

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at May 04, 2015 10:13 AM (e8kgV)

345 They blew up the car I think before they removed the bodies.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 10:13 AM (iQIUe)

346 It could have been better if the EOD checking for
explosives had brought in a couple of bomb sniffing pigs that then
proceeded to eat the corpses.


Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 04, 2015 10:12 AM (KDbAT)

After first trying to make them squeal.

Posted by: Ned B at May 04, 2015 10:13 AM (RIUBa)

347 Baby's name is Charlotte Elizabeth Dianna

Charlii it is.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 10:13 AM (MYCIw)

348 If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God.
----

Still funny as hell

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2015 10:14 AM (fWAjv)

349 Rent-a-cop or armed professionals - they acted foolishly.

Posted by: B'roke Obama at May 04, 2015 10:14 AM (xQX/f)

350 "Prosecutors urged Judge George O'Toole Jr. last week to press Tsarnaev's lawyers to make sure his relatives testify soon because 16 FBI agents have been assigned to guard and protect them while they are in the U.S. The relatives arrived in Boston on April 23."

I dont believe that anyone is threatenting them. They are, however, a threat to Americans.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 10:15 AM (iQIUe)

351 Still funny as hell

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2015 10:14 AM


Do not taunt the Happy Fun Mall Ninja!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 04, 2015 10:15 AM (h4vJk)

352 It could have been better if the EOD checking for explosives had brought in a couple of bomb sniffing pigs that then proceeded to eat the corpses.


Charlotte! Arnold! Stop that! Check this car for explosives!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 10:16 AM (8Jl4+)

353 Name for Brit princess?


***

How about a squiggly symbol and call her The Royal Family Member Formerly Known as Princess?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 04, 2015 10:16 AM (mvenn)

354 Actually, Charlotte was the spider, Wilbur was the pig.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 04, 2015 10:18 AM (mvenn)

355
>>White Christmas??

You have to hear the snearing of Danny Kaye and Bing Crosby for that quote to take life. I seriously hear it in my head everytime anyone mentions smith.

Posted by: Lea at May 04, 2015 10:18 AM (lIU4e)

356 Art up.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 04, 2015 10:19 AM (mvenn)

357 O/T: Woot! First of the Cornell hawks' eggs hatched! Nothing like a reminder that nature carries on to keep a person centered!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 04, 2015 10:20 AM (DT3rQ)

358 Greetings, gentlefappers.

It looks like today's Fresh Hell was served up last night in Texas. I love the smell of jihadi fear in the morning...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 04, 2015 10:20 AM (0HooB)

359 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhyYgnhhKFw
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2015 10:09 AM (kivUY)
------
Any UK legal experts here? I think the narration confuses 'The Crown', the Monarchy/Royal Family, and Parliamentary authority near the end of the video (3:25 on).

Posted by: RioBravo at May 04, 2015 10:20 AM (NUqwG)

360 "Well, that's what is so stupid about TX current
carry laws. You can already openly carry a rifle as long as it's not
brandished.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 10:09 AM (MYCIw)"

How do you determine if it is brandished? I suppose if you let it hang from a one point sling without putting your hands on it that would not be brandishing but if you took in your hands because the thing is banging against your legs or if you carried it any other way than slung there seems to be a reasonable chance that you could be accused of brandishing.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 04, 2015 10:20 AM (KDbAT)

361 Two self-defense stories you'll appreciate from here in Utah.

A man suspected of stealing a truck Saturday and leading police on a chase through Orem was shot and killed by a bystander in the Maceys parking lot, where police say he tried to steal a womans car.
http://tinyurl.com/ml3wqoe

Christian Chichia, 24, of Pleasant Grove was pronounced dead Sunday at Utah Valley Regional Medical Center in Provo after receiving a single gunshot to the chest during an apparent home invasion attempt
http://tinyurl.com/q29br5u


The first one was in broad daylight.

Not clear yet, but my money for the car-jacking is drugs. We've had a real uptick of drug problems here.

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2015 10:22 AM (9BRsg)

362 BTW, Macey's is a local (I think) slightly downscale grocery store chain.

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2015 10:23 AM (9BRsg)

363 I'm glad those two shits got what they deserve. But were they "known wolves"? We shouldn't have to deal with this in the first place.

Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at May 04, 2015 10:24 AM (3F6F8)

364
I haven't heard anything about who ended our bad guys, but non-zero chance it was someone already in the crowd.

Texas: The Home of Immediate AND Accurate Return Fire

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 09:33 AM (659DL)






Texas: Where .45s are carried, because it's considered rude to have to shoot someone more than once.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2015 10:25 AM (Txrlv)

365 The person who won the draw Mo contest was formally a Muslim

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 10:25 AM (rDqRv)

366 The person who won the draw Mo contest was formally a Muslim

There's no such thing. Oops

Posted by: B Hussein O at May 04, 2015 10:26 AM (xQX/f)

367 247 Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 09:39 AM (xWW96)

That reminds me.

Camping with the cub scouts this weekend (had lots of fun, too much sun, and not enough sleep) there was a tarantula in one of the showers. Obviously, we left that shower alone (there 7 others, so it's not like it was an inconvenience, though it freaked out some of the women (and one of the men) camping with us).

The scouts have the concept of "leave no trace." Anything you take in, you pack back out. Leave nature alone to the extent possible, etc.

Nevertheless, someone squished the poor tarantula. I felt sad.

I mean, okay, killing a spider in your home- go for it. That spider is in your place. But killing a spider in *its* home? Not cool, man.
-----
Tarantulas are kind of cool and they don't hurt anything. It's easy to scoop them up and throw them outside, plus then you don't have to clean up the guts. I've done it, and I'm a chick. Tired of pussy men and women who are too scared to do that.

Now with something actually dangerous like a brown recluse or black widow you might to squish for safety with kids around.

Posted by: stace at May 04, 2015 10:31 AM (qcIWB)

368 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 10:09 AM (kff5f)

:shrug:

I don't CC specifically because I don't think I could trust myself in such a situation, but for those in the horde who do, anyone know what the training is when you have innocent bystanders all over?

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at May 04, 2015 10:39 AM (HDwDg)

369 Second worst generation is mine, the X's.
Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at May 04, 2015 08:16 AM (OMGh7)

I won't say we're the second worst. The worst is the Boomers, followed by the Millenials. Us X'ers are sandwiched in-between the generation that won't shut-up and the generation that won't stop whining.

Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at May 04, 2015 10:41 AM (nRvEn)

370 Anyone see the Daily Mail headline totes Pamela Geller's "long history of hatred"? WTF?!?!

http://tinyurl.com/k2g2xv7

Posted by: Joshua at May 04, 2015 10:57 AM (AUZJW)

371 one were to take prominent Muslim hostages

We already have all of them, they just won't act like it.

Posted by: Trident D5 at May 04, 2015 11:08 AM (DL2i+)

372 >>Pilates and swimming.

Hey Circa...If you are still around, how much swimming do you do? I was doing laps last year and then it got a bit cold and I am trying to get back to the pool but I'm not very focused. I just alternate between freestyle, breast stroke and backstroke for a while...
Posted by: Lea at May 04, 2015 09:33 AM (lIU4e)
=============
The right exercise is the exercise that you will do. Yoga and weights for me, but the choice is do it, and hurt, or hurt more and resign myself to sitting at home bitching forever more. So I do it. Gladly.

When you feel unfocused, think about the pain you are avoiding. If it isn't enough to focus you, than it isn't enough to be someone else's problem. That may sound unsympathetic, but for me, I am constantly irate at myself at how much of my life I wasted cutting myself too much slack.

So do it. Find something that you are willing to do and do it. Strength and Flexibity both.

Posted by: Old Toby at May 04, 2015 03:20 PM (Lre/J)

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