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Early Morning Thread 5/2/15 - In Search of a punch Line edition. [krakatoa]

How many Democrats does it take to screw in light bulb?

Posted by: Open Blogger at 06:00 AM




Comments

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1 Only two, but how did they get in there?

Posted by: Maloderous at May 02, 2015 06:01 AM (wxN6d)

2 Good morning!

Posted by: Golfman at May 02, 2015 06:02 AM (XwxKO)

3 N-1, where N is the number of people you can fit in the bulb, and the 1 is the poor sod who's getting screwed.

Posted by: Agent J at May 02, 2015 06:02 AM (9Mtv3)

4 None, because the Republicans are blocking the budget for light bulbs.

Posted by: Steve Skubinna at May 02, 2015 06:06 AM (e88kd)

5
I unscrewed the light bulb in Guam, and water began pouring in through the hole.

Posted by: Hank Johnson, D-GA at May 02, 2015 06:06 AM (P330y)

6 Only one.
They just hold the bulb and the world revolves around them.

Posted by: teej at May 02, 2015 06:09 AM (IF7/S)

7 Turn out the lights and go back to sleep - it's Saturday!

Posted by: Ruth at May 02, 2015 06:10 AM (oo88B)

8 Good Morning Morons. Today is Saturday, May 02, 2015. On this day in 1863 : Stonewall Jackson was wounded by friendly fire while returning to camp after reconnoitering during the Battle of Chancellorsville. He died eight days later. An interesting little known fact about this event is that he is buried in two places. His left arm was amputated and was buried at a cemetery at Elmwood Manor near Chancellorsville, VA. The rest of his body is buried on South Main Street in Lexington, VA.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:12 AM (wlDny)

9 More mud in the eye for Washington beurocrats. Capitol Hill police left loaded weapons in Capitol Hill bathrooms and other places on three different occasions last year (that we know of). One of these was found by a young child.


http://fxn.ws/1AsCf3D

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:12 AM (wlDny)

10 Light is a social construct. Down with the lightiarchy!

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 02, 2015 06:12 AM (3HxZe)

11 A village. It takes a village.

Posted by: Bluesman125 at May 02, 2015 06:12 AM (EzPbW)

12 Protestors danced in the streets as the charges were announced against the six police officers in Baltimore. And the incompetent scrunt State's Attorney refused to recuse herself despite mounds of conflict of interest and inflammatory statements made to the press and public. Hopefully these guys will get a fair judge and a change of venue. But it will interesting to see how this plays out.


http://fxn.ws/1bMQJW4

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:12 AM (wlDny)

13 The U.S. Navy accompanied four American-flagged ships and a British vessel moving through the Strait of Hormuz at the mouth of the Persian Gulf on Thursday, and officials said the U.S. will offer that aid to any other nation concerned about interference from Iranian vessels.


So they are changing their tune now since their original announcement didn't impress anybody. But I wonder where they found 4 US flagged vessels. Also note that they are not actually traveling with these vessels but "remaining nearby".


http://fxn.ws/1EWMjt5

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:12 AM (wlDny)

14 Religious groups are up in arms at CBS's anti-Christian bias.


Last week, Family Research Council President Tony Perkins was invited to be on CBS News' "Face the Nation." What was supposed to be a cordial conversation about the Supreme Court and same-sex marriage turned out to be a professional ambush.


They should have expected that. The MFM is no friend of religious organizations. Note that this article by Fox calls them "conservative groups". I don't do that. Just because they are religious oriented groups it doesn't make them conservative. They may be, they may not be.


http://fxn.ws/1bLGIIw

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:13 AM (wlDny)

15 Thanks to that earthquake Mt. Everest is one inch shorter than it used to be.


http://fxn.ws/1DJEJKZ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:13 AM (wlDny)

16 Putin is pulling on Obama's shorts again. Two Russian Bear Bombers entered AK air space on April 22 and we did not even send aircraft to monitor them.


http://fxn.ws/1Q9Q8gb

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:13 AM (wlDny)

17 11 A village. It takes a village.
Posted by: Bluesman125 at May 02, 2015 06:12 AM (EzPbW)

It takes a village to do everything. Nobody complicates the obvious like a Democrat.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 02, 2015 06:13 AM (3HxZe)

18 A mob of 40 unspecified anti-Israel THUGs assaulted two Jews in Paris in the latest wave of peaceful coexistence. Anyone who doesn't know that these are muzzie THUGs is fooling themselves.


http://fxn.ws/1HZFHcq

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:14 AM (wlDny)

19 The corrupt DOJ has indicted a few members of the Fat Man's staff for creating traffic jams on the George Washington Bridge. Gee, when are they going to indict all the SJW commies for doing the same thing? And when did blocking traffic become a federal crime. Just more proof that if you have an "R" after your name, even if you are a DIABLO, you will be hounded by these crime lords posing as justice officials. If the Fat Man was not making noises about 2016 this case would have been dropped long ago. And I strongly suspect these indictments are a lever to try to get one of these guys to rat out the man.


http://fxn.ws/1HYcbUb

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:14 AM (wlDny)

20 It takes a village... $400 million and a Community Organizer. They will sue the hard working family man who tries to do it himself after work, put his kids into protective custody for being exposed to dangerous ideas, and then ask for a tax increase to cover the costs. Oh, and they will use a regular incandescent the first time - realize their error when the Enviro lobby hears about it, spend another $200 million to switch to a compact florescent, drop and break one requiring a HazMat cleanup (another $100 million or so) and finally get it changed. Meanwhile the light has been out for 9 months - and it was in a closet the family rarely uses any way.

Cynical enough?

Posted by: John Galt at May 02, 2015 06:14 AM (hvRoZ)

21 Feel good story of the day.


A sick Utah child gets 3,000 hot wheels from all over the world after a blogger discussed his case at a hospital. Gofundme was not involved.


http://fxn.ws/1EVZhqI

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:14 AM (wlDny)

22 The Choom has his own foundation problems. Anyone giving odds on an audit of this place?


http://bit.ly/1E3Nb8p

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:15 AM (wlDny)

23 Rich foreigners are not the only ones giving megabucks to Scankles' money laundering business. You Morons are too. She has got $7M taxpayer dollars in recent years. And we can't cut federal spending?


http://bit.ly/1Jf0lnv

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:15 AM (wlDny)

24 Rural Hospitals in the South and Midwest are closing at an alarming rates and it is already causing deaths. But none dare call it Obamacare.


http://abcn.ws/1EXCqLw

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:15 AM (wlDny)

25 Obama's AA pick for the UN continues his attack on Israel. Sure to be another foreign policy win for the choom. One wonders if we will ever be able to recover US foreign policy and all the allies that he has shit on since being in office.


http://bit.ly/1FFbIGi

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:15 AM (wlDny)

26 And Obama's Navy Secretary and SJW continues his war on our own military.


http://bit.ly/1GEtXYx

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:15 AM (wlDny)

27 Communist agitators riot in Seattle and Portland. The 73 year old "activist" being quoted on here is from Wisconsin.


http://bit.ly/1DJIuQL

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:16 AM (wlDny)

28 More good news of the day: Burglar breaks glass and enters home. Homeowner blows his ass out of the living room onto the front porch.


http://bit.ly/1KApVo3

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:16 AM (wlDny)

29 A mob of 60 black thugs attack white drivers on the streets of Charleston. Charleston is a Democrat stronghold so I can see how this happens. But I have a feeling Nikki Haley will be on the Mayor Riley's (D) case soon if she hasn't been already.


http://bit.ly/1EL1x24

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:16 AM (wlDny)

30 RINO Rubio once again tries to walk back his collusion with Democrats on the amnesty bill.


http://dailysign.al/1bozJop

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:17 AM (wlDny)

31
The House passed its ban on the DC anti-religion law but gets no support from the RINOs in the Senate. We have no party.


http://dailysign.al/1EXDYFx

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:17 AM (wlDny)

32 Heritage takes a look at those illegal WI police raids designed to shut down Walker. Why is no one in jail yet?


http://dailysign.al/1bN0C65

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:17 AM (wlDny)

33 Ramirez


http://bit.ly/1EFAzYD

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:17 AM (wlDny)

34

DAY 907

556 to go (629 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2015 06:17 AM (St6BJ)

35 Back to sleep?
Nope. Get some coffee in me then head to the lake to drown some minnows.
The crappie, maybe the nice weather has em getting started.
Still have enough kid in me to love watching bobbers going under.
Bonus-crappie in the frying pan.
Add some fried taters/onions, cole slaw, ice cold beer and the Royals... just some lovin' short of Nirvana.

Posted by: teej at May 02, 2015 06:18 AM (IF7/S)

36 The Daily Deals


http://amzn.to/1JHDvbz


That's it for today folks. I am running late so I will go fix some breakfast. BBL

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:18 AM (wlDny)

37
Good morning, rape-shifters and peanut rimmers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2015 06:18 AM (St6BJ)

38
Just dropped off wifey at Penn Station. For $18.00 at 5:30AM with no traffic in Manhattan, ZipCar definitely beats a cab.

Except that I had to get out of bed and drive.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2015 06:19 AM (St6BJ)

39 How many Democrats does it take to screw in light bulb?

You must be some kinda racist!

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at May 02, 2015 06:23 AM (X+nFp)

40 Anyone in the area of the Wiregrass tonight, Blues festival.

If you don't know what the Wiregrass is, you're not in the area.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at May 02, 2015 06:24 AM (X+nFp)

41 Good morning folks! gonna be a beautiful day here. What' are you guys gonna do today? I'm gonna take the scooter over to Dallas and check out the Gas Monkey grill. Probably get a burger and an overpriced t shirt.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 02, 2015 06:26 AM (60Vyp)

42 ANSWER: One, but the light bulb has to be dumb enough to vote for him.

Posted by: Amos at May 02, 2015 06:28 AM (m+ljp)

43 Ride careful COJ.

Posted by: teej at May 02, 2015 06:28 AM (IF7/S)

44
Light is a social construct.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party




"Morning" is an oppressive cis-horological labeling.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 02, 2015 06:29 AM (kdS6q)

45 Oh sorry, I thought you said screw a light bulb.

Posted by: Amos at May 02, 2015 06:30 AM (m+ljp)

46 41
Good morning folks! gonna be a beautiful day here. What' are you guys
gonna do today? I'm gonna take the scooter over to Dallas and check out
the Gas Monkey grill. Probably get a burger and an overpriced t shirt.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 02, 2015 06:26 AM (60Vyp)


Looks like it is going to be a nice day here as well. I am going to put out some ant bait (carpenter ants entering the kitchen) and maybe mow the grass. After that it may be porch rocker time.

The debate will be porch rocker or movie time. Wifey will be gone all day doing a mass yard sale at the community center so I can crank up the decibel levels.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:33 AM (wlDny)

47 24 Rural Hospitals in the South and Midwest are closing at an alarming rates and it is already causing deaths. But none dare call it Obamacare.

---------------

In fact, the AP article in question (of course) dares to go in the opposite direction:

"Most of the rural hospital closures so far have occurred in the South and Midwest. Of those at risk, nearly 70 percent are in states that have declined to expand Medicaid coverage under the federal Affordable Care Act, although some experts are hesitant to draw a cause-and-effect correlation."

Yuh-huh.

Posted by: Stu-22 at May 02, 2015 06:33 AM (vd4oB)

48
In creepy crawly thing news:

Sen. Johnny Isakson (R-Ga.) sought to assuage conservative concerns about a trade bill thats a top priority for both President Obama and GOP leaders in his partys weekly address.

Isakson made the case that giving Obama fast-track authority on trade wouldnt be giving too much power to a president that many conservatives believe is guilty of executive overreach.

Under fast-track authority, lawmakers arent allowed to amend trade deals sent up to Congress. Thats seen as crucial to completing the Trans-Pacific Partnership, a massive agreement between the U.S., Japan and 10 other Asian economies.

http://tinyurl.com/lrr66up


Governing!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 02, 2015 06:35 AM (kdS6q)

49 Car show and concerts at the Robins AFB Aviation Museum. Also lots of planes. Ya'll come!

Posted by: freaked at May 02, 2015 06:36 AM (JdEZJ)

50 Here's some breaking news for all you 'ettes here today. Kat just had a little baby girl.


http://fxn.ws/1GEe4kW

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:38 AM (wlDny)

51 49
Car show and concerts at the Robins AFB Aviation Museum. Also lots of planes. Ya'll come!

Posted by: freaked at May 02, 2015 06:36 AM (JdEZJ)

I will be in that area two weeks from now. They should have waited. I am quite familiar with that base.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:39 AM (wlDny)

52 One. A light bulb burns out, the Democrat unscrews the burned-out bulb, screws in a new bulb. End of story.

Though how the Clinton Family Foundation got $5,000,000 from this is beyond me. End of story!

Posted by: FireHorse at May 02, 2015 06:39 AM (r+LOT)

53 The indictments against the "Bridgegate Three" are laughable,

They're charged them with a bullshit add on charges but no underlying criminal charge.

Conspiracy? Conspiracy to do what?
Wire Fraud? Wire Fraud in the service of what?
Civil Rights Violations?

It's all bullshit, typical and should scare the hell out of everybody.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2015 06:40 AM (M+ldm)

54 46>> yeah I gotta square away the lawn before I go too. But for now, it's still dark and my tiny pups are still stretching and lolly gagging on the bed so I cant even get up to get the coffee started.

Maybe if I time it right, I can stop by the Rangers game on the way back. Hmmmmmmm.....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 02, 2015 06:43 AM (60Vyp)

55 If zero is for it I'm likely against it. Also Johnny has repeatedly shown himself to be a first class rino. We need to get rid of him and I will be actively assisting in trying to get that done.

Posted by: freaked at May 02, 2015 06:43 AM (JdEZJ)

56 53 It's all bullshit, typical and should scare the hell out of everybody.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2015 06:40 AM (M+ldm)


There's an old saw out there about federal grand juries. You can get them to indict a ham sandwich. I blame that on the federal questionnaire forms that seek to find the dumbest SOBs in the universe.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:43 AM (wlDny)

57
Otis the Speaker finally opens his yap and -- well -- seems to kinda much endorse the racist police problem:

Speaker John Boehner said he believes there is a national crisis over the relationship between blacks and law enforcement in an interview with NBC News Meet the Press.

I do, he said when host Chuck Todd asked him about whether a crisis exists. I think that if you look at whats happened in the course of the last year, you just have to scratch your head.

http://tinyurl.com/kdo5om2

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 02, 2015 06:44 AM (kdS6q)

58 38
Just dropped off wifey at Penn Station.

Mornin' Sefton,
Why don't you Uber? It's cheaper than a cab, super quick, nice cars, nice drivers, too, so you don't have to drive.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 02, 2015 06:44 AM (oQQwD)

59 Local news last night did report on the Baltimore FOP GoFundMe site being stopped.
They stated that it is against GFMs policy to raise defense funds for those charged with crimes.


I guess that the whole "Unless proven guilty" thing is out of favor nowadays.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 02, 2015 06:45 AM (VPLuQ)

60 Vic there's another one May 16th that will be just a car show. Today's event is more of a family thing with bands and kids activities.

I won't be at that one though. Racing that day.

Posted by: freaked at May 02, 2015 06:45 AM (JdEZJ)

61 Almost Tried

I was drinkin' coffee, with the Monday blues
Bold print on 6 am my morning news
The headlines read Knievel had passed
Another childhood Superman gone too fast
Foolish nerve, contagious pride
No fear of the impossible, he took us for a ride
And he said

Give life your best shot, no matter what they say
Yea we're all speedin' toward our judgement day
It's not the dates son it's that small thin line
Do you want it on your tombstone....
You almost tried

Posted by: teej at May 02, 2015 06:47 AM (IF7/S)

62 58 38
Just dropped off wifey at Penn Station.

Mornin' Sefton,
Why don't you Uber? It's cheaper than a cab, super quick, nice cars, nice drivers, too, so you don't have to drive.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 02, 2015 06:44 AM (oQQwD)


Never tried it. A bit wary of these things.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2015 06:48 AM (St6BJ)

63 Chuck Todd is that guy who looks like he has a beaver around his mouth right?

Posted by: freaked at May 02, 2015 06:48 AM (JdEZJ)

64 Sorry,, yeah not yea.
Crap.

Posted by: teej at May 02, 2015 06:51 AM (IF7/S)

65
wow active early Saturday morning thread

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2015 06:51 AM (7CyjY)

66 Democrats don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw up lightbulbs.

Posted by: someguy at May 02, 2015 06:52 AM (3z91g)

67 Mug shot morn. Some perps don't get to have their 6th grade school pic posted it seems.

Posted by: People Corp at May 02, 2015 06:53 AM (TzeLs)

68 Family in for sons first communion, there is nothing left to clean - so I guess we're ready.

My wife has banned my usual snark. So, I'll avoid the interwebs.

Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2015 06:54 AM (ztOda)

69 But it will interesting to see how this plays out.

Especially now that we have faces to go with the names...
http://tinyurl.com/BaltimoreNickleDriver

There is another interesting article there about an 18 yr old who busted up a police car, turned himself in, and got 500,000 bail, which he can't afford. Insert crocodile tears here...

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 02, 2015 06:54 AM (xQX/f)

70
Some of us last night were talking about setting up our own goddam gofundme business.

The time for talk is over. We need to break free of The Man and do our own shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2015 06:54 AM (7CyjY)

71 "Never tried it. A bit wary of these things.
"
Not real up on it myself.
But around here it has a pretty good reputation for safety and convenience.

Plus, the method of getting an Uber ride creates an electronic trail of who, what, when and where for the vehicle, and the driver.

I understand you even get a text prior to arrival with a photo of both the vehicle, and the drivers photo for safety purposes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 02, 2015 06:55 AM (VPLuQ)

72 59 Local news last night did report on the Baltimore FOP GoFundMe site being stopped.
They stated that it is against GFMs policy to raise defense funds for those charged with crimes.


I guess that the whole "Unless proven guilty" thing is out of favor nowadays.

So raise it for their kids.

Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2015 06:55 AM (ztOda)

73 Boehner is a clown.

This shit has been going on since there have been police forces the only difference now is that the media and our corrupt President want to nationalize Police forces.

That's what communists do.

So they need a predicate and they are ginning and whipping up the howling mobs.

I fucking hate Boehner and that no necked doofus McConnel more than Obama.

They are worse than useless.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2015 06:56 AM (M+ldm)

74 Gofundme had to change the policy after getting burned having to hand over 800k to some pizza shop owners.

Posted by: People Corp at May 02, 2015 06:57 AM (TzeLs)

75 63 Chuck Todd is that guy who looks like he has a beaver around his mouth right?
Posted by: freaked at May 02, 2015 06:48 AM (JdEZJ)


Chuck Todd has a beaver for a mouth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2015 06:58 AM (St6BJ)

76 Morning is complete.

JJ and Vic in the house.

Posted by: Golfman at May 02, 2015 06:58 AM (XwxKO)

77 "So raise it for their kids."

Raise money for the Devil Spawn of the Racist Cracka' Po-Po who have oppressed the downtrodden black children of our cities for generations?

S/

While my reply is in jest, go to the FOP GFM site, and read the comments.
It will want to make you vomit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 02, 2015 06:58 AM (VPLuQ)

78
What happened was that the Left Wing terrorists put the screws to gofundme. Theyre nothing but thugs.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2015 06:59 AM (7CyjY)

79 I was listening live to the State's Attorney's charging statement yesterday morning.
And one thing that just didn't seem to sound right was her response to the question of if the BCP investigation results parallel the claimed findings of her own investigation, which is what the charges were based on.

Bugged me when I heard it.
Bugs me more now.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 02, 2015 07:03 AM (VPLuQ)

80 Only one, but you'll have to pay for the abortion, CONS! Lol.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 02, 2015 07:03 AM (B0dz3)

81 Krep, you've been nailin' it lately.
Now I gotta put this fone down or I'll never get to the lake.

Go Royals!! and...
Love each other fellow babies

Posted by: teej at May 02, 2015 07:03 AM (IF7/S)

82 Any Morons here located in the Denver area? I'm taking on a contact assignment starting mid-May in Centennial.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 02, 2015 07:03 AM (60Vyp)

83
Gofundme must be run by assholes. Out of $800K, what was their cut?? For doing nothing but acting as an online broker. What a racket.

And these idiots no longer want our $$?

Fine!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2015 07:04 AM (7CyjY)

84 "Out of $800K, what was their cut?? "


I believe it's a flat 5% fee.

Roughly $40,000.00 in this case

Could be wrong though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 02, 2015 07:06 AM (VPLuQ)

85 Thread winner?

1 Only two, but how did they get in there?
Posted by: Maloderous at May 02, 2015 06:01 AM (wxN6d)

Posted by: m at May 02, 2015 07:08 AM (WIUGG)

86 Zero, and Thomas Edison and all of his progeny shall be brought up on charges of rape.

Posted by: Fritz at May 02, 2015 07:08 AM (ty633)

87 In USSA light bulb screws you.

Posted by: An Observation at May 02, 2015 07:08 AM (2RQjS)

88 The thing I notice about the Freddy Gray arrest is that, right off the bat, people have cell phones recording. As if this is a proven means of bringing million dollar settlements into the community. Lather, rinse, repeat.

If the police arrested a repeat offending heroin dealer on my street I'd want to buy the police some donuts and coffee, not provide the dealer with ammunition against the police. Culture thing, I guess.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 02, 2015 07:11 AM (xQX/f)

89 Read an interesting post by a cabbie once on uber. He suggested that since the drivers don't have propper insurance to use their vehicle for commercial use if there's an accident and you are hurt you're on your own. Don't know how true that is but seems plausible enough to avoid it.

Posted by: canuckjack at May 02, 2015 07:14 AM (SN74r)

90 We don't have time for light bulbs, were too busy screwing you.

Posted by: Dems at May 02, 2015 07:16 AM (1FyZ2)

91 8 unsolved shootings in Baltimore last week. Ignorant residents bitch about their protectors.

Posted by: redenzo at May 02, 2015 07:17 AM (WCnJW)

92 How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. As long as the light bulb is in your pocket.

Posted by: Quana at May 02, 2015 07:19 AM (WUomd)

93 Just a little O/T about light bulbs.

Swapped all the bulbs in stately VIA Manor for Cree brand LEDs a few months ago.

One of the three way bulbs just failed.
I had lost the receipt, to prove the ten year warranty purchase date.

Very nice conversation with Helga from CREE customer service, who is shipping me a replacement, no questions asked.


How many VIAs does it take to break a light bulb?

One!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 02, 2015 07:22 AM (VPLuQ)

94
Brucellena Jenner has been sued over the fatal automobile accident, confirming that most women can't drive.

(Dons steel pot and flack jacket)

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 02, 2015 07:24 AM (P330y)

95 Q: How's my Democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: That's sexist!

Posted by: DamnCat at May 02, 2015 07:27 AM (Sx7rF)

96 The thing I notice about the Freddy Gray arrest is that, right off the bat, people have cell phones recording.
_____________________

Putting all those "free" (to the moocher class, not the rest of us, who get all the gov't fees and taxes added onto our bills each month) Obamaphones to good use!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 02, 2015 07:29 AM (lmdHn)

97 Like Vic mentioned earlier, the Dutchess has given birth to a healthy daughter. Best wishes to the family.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 02, 2015 07:32 AM (VPLuQ)

98
Q: How's my Democrats does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

A: An LED light-bulb or an incandescent light-bulb? Oh, wait. I forgot -- we don't have that choice anymore. Thanks GOP!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 02, 2015 07:34 AM (kdS6q)

99 Republicans only want light bulbs so its light enough to see which races to hate.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 02, 2015 07:36 AM (oVJmc)

100 the rest of us, who get all the gov't fees and taxes added onto our bills each month

Don't get me started on that. The taxes are 20% of my phone bill. Do I ever get a 'Thank You' note from Laquisha for her 'free' phone? Nah, Obama gets the credit for stealing my money.

Redistributin' -- here to stay, like a boot on the face, forever.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 02, 2015 07:37 AM (xQX/f)

101
In motivation news:

Its Golden Week in Japan! These precious vacation days at the end of April/beginning of May are the longest stretches of time in a row that most people get off from work. Unless, of course, you dont get the time off work because youre too busy. Then your Golden Week is typically spent crying to yourself at your desk and watching people have fun outside your window.

But not this year! Women all over Twitter have teamed up to create a hashtag devoted to cheering up men stuck in the office over Golden Week: #ShowLegToShowSupportForSalarymen.

http://tinyurl.com/l6gn38y

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 02, 2015 07:38 AM (kdS6q)

102 In Soviet America, light bulb screw you!

Posted by: rickl at May 02, 2015 07:38 AM (sdi6R)

103 100....

97 to cram the other 3 fuckers in the light bulb and 3 to screw therein.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 02, 2015 07:39 AM (/4AZU)

104
And direct link to the hashtag in Japanese, which I guess is how twitter works or something:

http://tinyurl.com/ply6swt

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 02, 2015 07:40 AM (kdS6q)

105 Fewer than it takes to screw up a city.

Posted by: Roger Fraley at May 02, 2015 07:41 AM (erEvA)

106 No matter how one feels about Pope, this is rather a nice, amusing story about his reaching out to real people who write to him:

http://tinyurl.com/kquzv7a

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2015 07:41 AM (DXzRD)

107 It was hardly news that it was a girl. Its been hinted enough times. Even Phillip or Charles said they hoped for a girl. That's not something you say if there is a 50 50 chance it will be a boy.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 02, 2015 07:42 AM (iQIUe)

108 No upstanding Democrat would screw in a light-bulb.because of a lack of diversity

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2015 07:42 AM (nlBrd)

109 106 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2015 07:41 AM (DXzRD)

We are "blessed" to have him...sadly he is having his way with us.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 02, 2015 07:42 AM (/4AZU)

110
We need more puppies peeing videos on this site.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 02, 2015 07:44 AM (iQIUe)

111 Not a lawyer, but it seems it will come down to reasonable doubt and the witness that stated he heard the guy slamming himself around then changing his story will end up getting the police off. His prior statement will be admissible as an exception to the hearsay rule either as an excited utterance, or present sense impression. And his changed story when they put him on the stand will get the cops off (because he changed the story). I could be wrong, haven't passed the bar, but I've watched trials on court tv, with commentary :-)

Posted by: People Corp at May 02, 2015 07:44 AM (TzeLs)

112 the witness that stated he heard the guy slamming himself around then changing his story will end up getting the police off.

His story doesn't fit the timeline though. When he was picked up Freddy was already in cardiac arrest, unconscious. Don't see how that's helpful to the police if he's revealed as a liar. Speaks more to police coercing a statement from him.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 02, 2015 07:50 AM (xQX/f)

113 I could be wrong, haven't passed the bar, but I've watched trials on court tv, with commentary :-)

Posted by: People Corp at May 02, 2015 07:44 AM

Not a lawyer either, but after listening to the DA spew her bullshit yesterday, seems to me an honest judge -- if any are left -- is going to throw all this nonsense out at the prelim.

What I heard was not so much LAW as Righteous Protest from a Member of a Protected Oppressed Minority. In short, pure Choom Boy Law.

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 02, 2015 07:50 AM (P8YHq)

114 Screw in or screw up...........?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 02, 2015 07:51 AM (Qx7bj)

115
In Avengers: Age of Ultron news, story about the Bruce Lee Kung Fu DJ T-shirt RDJ is wearing in the film and everywhere else on the promotion tour:

finance.yahoo.com/news/robert-downey-jr-got-shirt-213712630.html




Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 02, 2015 07:54 AM (kdS6q)

116 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 02, 2015 07:42 AM (/4AZU)

Not sure what that had to do with the actual story which I posted posted, Sven.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2015 07:55 AM (DXzRD)

117 And, shit, someguy beat me with that one.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 02, 2015 07:57 AM (Qx7bj)

118 Some british guy on twitter wrote that his son is going to "shag" the princess. Now, his son is one year old, but the other commeters are outraged. He qualified it by saying if the princess isnt into boys, he has a 4 year old daughter. More shock.

The brits have no sense of humor. It's all p.c.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 02, 2015 07:58 AM (iQIUe)

119 Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2015 06:54 AM (ztOda)

God bless your son and the rest of the family. What a special day for all of you..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2015 07:58 AM (DXzRD)

120 and the bottom is rocky.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 02, 2015 08:01 AM (rwI+c)

121 Today's "Reverend Fun" cartoon:

http://tinyurl.com/o3hbz6v

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2015 08:02 AM (DXzRD)

122 "What I heard was not so much LAW as Righteous Protest from a Member of a Protected Oppressed Minority. In short, pure Choom Boy Law."


Not a licensed legal eagle either but those charges are weird. They're apparently prosecuting the driver of the "paddy wagon" as if he intentionally, with malice, injured Grey. I forget the term, never heard it before.

What about the other guy in the van who doesn't seem to have sustained any serious injury from the event?

Now, just bits and pieces I caught so please correct me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 02, 2015 08:02 AM (Qx7bj)

123 Dershowitz has been savaging the case, too. Basically saying that they've traded peace now for riots later when the cops get cleared.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 02, 2015 08:03 AM (oVJmc)

124 I saw Screw In A Lightbulb open for Porno For Pyros at Jumbo's Clownroom; '96.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at May 02, 2015 08:04 AM (n/vq+)

125 116 Fenlon Spoke,

I hate communist cocksucking assholes, even "beloved ones."

Posted by: The Smiling Bandit@sven10077 at May 02, 2015 08:04 AM (/4AZU)

126 Some of us last night were talking about setting up our own goddam gofundme business.

I can manage the server farm.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 02, 2015 08:04 AM (rwI+c)

127 doctors says you're gonna die.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 02, 2015 08:04 AM (rwI+c)

128 i heard Huckabee is going to announce he's running for president! yay

/sarc

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at May 02, 2015 08:05 AM (Cq0oW)

129
No, the charges are bizarre.She is another political hack who avoided going to a grand jury because she knows she cd not get an indictment. Thats what Corey did in Zimmerman.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 02, 2015 08:06 AM (iQIUe)

130 when he leaves the room

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 02, 2015 08:07 AM (rwI+c)

131 Don't Democrats just order their underpaid illegal invader housekeeper to change the light bulb?

Posted by: Datz Rayzizzt at May 02, 2015 08:07 AM (Z1oBf)

132 Screwing lightbulbs is raycist!

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 02, 2015 08:08 AM (WCm1A)

133
One thing I liked about William that after hsi son was born, he drove up in front of the hospital, grabbed the baby, strapped him in the back, went and helped his wife in next to him, went and got behind the wheel and drove off. No fumbling like he had practiced it in advance.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 02, 2015 08:09 AM (iQIUe)

134
If Gray is dealing heroin, he is using heroin. Probably born addicted. Thanks, Mom!

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 02, 2015 08:11 AM (iQIUe)

135 134 Bruce J,

Acknowledging heroin's existence is racist....


//MFM

Posted by: The Smiling Bandit@sven10077 at May 02, 2015 08:12 AM (g+DKd)

136 Everyone is going to Morocco for Beckam's birthday. I wd not travel half way around the world for a party. When do those people not party. They had a photo of Liv Taylor going. She just gave birthday a couple of months ago to 6 week premie. Why wd she leave her kid?

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 02, 2015 08:13 AM (iQIUe)

137 Freddy Gray received a $180,00 settlement for lead paint exposure. Did this exposure predispose his bones to fracture? Research:

Osteoporosis is a decrease in bone mineral density (BMD) that predisposes individuals to fractures. Although an elderly affliction, a predisposition may develop during adolescence if a sufficient peak BMD is not achieved. Rat studies have found that lead exposure is associated with decreased BMD. However, human studies are limited. We hypothesized that the BMD of children with high lead exposure would be lower than the BMD of children with low lead exposure. We collected data on 35 subjects; 16 had low cumulative lead exposure (mean, 6.5 μg/dL), and 19 had high exposure (mean, 23.6 μg/dL). All were African American; there was no difference between the groups by sex, age, body mass index, socioeconomic status, physical activity, or calcium intake. Significant differences in BMD between low and high cumulative lead exposure were noted in the head (1.589 vs. 1.721 g/cm2), third lumbar vertebra (0.761 vs. 0.819 g/cm2), and fourth lumbar vertebra (0.712 vs. 0.789 g/cm2). Contrary to our hypothesis, subjects with high lead exposure had a significantly higher BMD than did subjects with low lead exposure. This may reflect a true phenomenon because lead exposure has been reported to accelerate bony maturation by inhibiting the effects of parathyroid hormone–related peptide. Accelerated maturation of bone may ultimately result in a lower peak BMD being achieved in young adulthood, thus predisposing to osteoporosis in later life. Future studies need to investigate this proposed model.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 02, 2015 08:13 AM (xQX/f)

138 Francis W. Porretto riffs on Ace's "Microaggressions and Triggers" post from yesterday afternoon:

https://tinyurl.com/n3lexnq

Posted by: rickl at May 02, 2015 08:14 AM (sdi6R)

139 After considering a "fairness" bill which required light bulbs to be available in either right-twisting or left-twisting connectors, the House settled on a new non-partisan "non-directional" standard, requiring the replacement of all light sockets with the new "threadless" bulb connectors.

(A small side-effect, considered "acceptable" by Speaker Boener, is that light bulbs henceforth can only be used in a socket-end-down position, as the new threadless connectors do not actually hold the bulb in place in any way.)

Expected to pass quickly in the Senate, and President Obama has said he will gladly sign the bill.

Posted by: We Have Half a Party at May 02, 2015 08:15 AM (Z1oBf)

140 Posted by: The Smiling Bandit@sven10077 at May 02, 2015 08:04 AM (/4AZU)

Politicizing every darn things works for leftists, Sven, so you might as well enjoy that approach too. :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2015 08:16 AM (DXzRD)

141 Driving drunk in a Smart Car isn't very smart. See the sidebar.

Posted by: rickl at May 02, 2015 08:20 AM (sdi6R)

142 Can't find a 'clean' study on heroin use and BMD. But lawyers for the cops will find one, that's for sure.

My money is on acquittal followed by rioting.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 02, 2015 08:20 AM (xQX/f)

143 Frankie the Pug is still peeing. Holy cow!

H/t overnight thread

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 02, 2015 08:21 AM (l0lja)

144 "Driving drunk in a Smart Car isn't very smart. See the sidebar."



Yeah. Sad.


As a sidebar to that, everytime I see a Smart car I get the impression that it is on the verge of tumbling end-over-end. Turn too hard, break too hard and it pulls a Reliant Robin.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 02, 2015 08:23 AM (Qx7bj)

145 Screw? That's rapey.

Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2015 08:23 AM (/lvv6)

146 136
Everyone is going to Morocco for Beckam's birthday. I wd not travel
half way around the world for a party. When do those people not party.
They had a photo of Liv Taylor going. She just gave birthday a couple
of months ago to 6 week premie. Why wd she leave her kid?

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 02, 2015 08:13 AM (iQIUe)

"Being seen at the right occasions" is part of her job, and, one assumes, her job provides for her progeny.
I'm assuming she's married and has a husband (sorry, cisnormative) who can care for the baby.

Posted by: Just some guy at May 02, 2015 08:23 AM (yxw0r)

147 Could be wrong though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 02, 2015 07:06 AM (VPLuQ)


5% per donation and 2.9% on the total at the withdrawal.


How many dems? 0 because Bush did it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 02, 2015 08:25 AM (KbNXw)

148 I don't care for this Pope, as I made clear the other day. I suppose the term "destroy the Catholic Church" was pretty aggressive. I should have used "fundamentally transform." I hear that goes over rather better.

But I guess it's nice that he calls people on the phone.

Posted by: Gem at May 02, 2015 08:25 AM (c+gwp)

149 How many Democrats does it take to screw in light bulb?


It's a 4 Step Process:

1) An entire surgical team removes the light bulb from the Democrat's colon

subsequent to a freak accident during which the naked Democrat slipped and accidentally fell butt first on the light bulb!

2) The Democrat receives health counselling regarding safe auto-erotic practices

3) Democrat insists he has no idea what they're talking about

4) Democrat goes home takes shower and when stepping out of the shower naked slips-

and in a freak accident falls butt-first directly on top of a light bulb which goes into his colon.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 02, 2015 08:26 AM (KUa85)

150 140 Fenlon Spoke,

Dope Frank politicizes everything all on his own, I've decided to join in on the fun...

You're gonna LOVE his bullshit when he chastizes America for Obama at the Congress.

Posted by: The Smiling Bandit@sven10077 at May 02, 2015 08:26 AM (g+DKd)

151 Posted by: rickl at May 02, 2015 08:14 AM

Salient observation....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 02, 2015 08:27 AM (60Vyp)

152 I'm not crazy about WND. They have some really odd stories and are always pushing people to buy their products, but this book "Scam" by a AA miinister who criticizes black leadership sounds like a good book.

http://tinyurl.com/oe876ns

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2015 08:27 AM (DXzRD)

153 "Being seen at the right occasions" is part of her job, and, one assumes, her job provides for her progeny.
I'm assuming she's married and has a husband (sorry, cisnormative) who can care for the baby.
Posted by: Just some guy at May 02, 2015 08:23 AM (yxw0r)

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Oh, please! She's an effin multimillionaire, net worth est to be over 20 mil. And no, her "partner" is going, too.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 02, 2015 08:29 AM (iQIUe)

154 O.k. Sven You didn't like the story about the Pope actually calling real people to comfort them and someone thinking it was a prank call. Enjoy that now!

Have a good day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2015 08:29 AM (DXzRD)

155 148 Gem,

What the Papacy was sorely missing in this time of Muslim Genocide, Church scandal, political corruption, economic tumult, and moral decay was a Beanie Wearer acting like a phone addicted Tween girl....

We're lucky to have him...

Posted by: The Smiling Bandit@sven10077 at May 02, 2015 08:30 AM (g+DKd)

156 And the incompetent scrunt State's Attorney refused
to recuse herself despite mounds of conflict of interest and
inflammatory statements made to the press and public. Hopefully these
guys will get a fair judge and a change of venue. But it will
interesting to see how this plays out.


http://fxn.ws/1bMQJW4

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2015 06:12 AM (wlDny)


She's not incompetent, she, like the mayor is pursuing an anti-cop, anti-white agenda. The minute that mayor was walking around with Tawana Sharpton I knew her story. Those clowns with they're chip on their shoulders going to stick it to the man. The cops should tell them to shove it and let the city burn.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 02, 2015 08:30 AM (3UGBQ)

157 I don't care for this Pope, as I made clear the
other day. I suppose the term "destroy the Catholic Church" was pretty
aggressive. I should have used "fundamentally transform." I hear that
goes over rather better.



But I guess it's nice that he calls people on the phone.

Posted by: Gem at May 02, 2015 08:25 AM (c+gwp)


He's awful. I don't know how we went from John Paul II and Benedict to this lefty clown

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 02, 2015 08:31 AM (3UGBQ)

158 They told me I didn't make that.

- T. Edison

Posted by: The Lightbulb at May 02, 2015 08:31 AM (fWLrt)

159 " like the mayor is pursuing an anti-cop, anti-white agenda."


Well, half of the six cops she's prosecuting are black. One female. How does that square with the "get Whitey" SJW meme?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 02, 2015 08:32 AM (Qx7bj)

160 Sharpton does appear for free. I wonder under what fund they are giving him cash.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 02, 2015 08:33 AM (iQIUe)

161 154 Fenlon Spoke,

Give me a daily briefing on how I'm supposed to be charmed by fuckers seeking to undo my way of life...

I hear Obama mugs for a self held camera....

"Look the Alinskyist motherfucker has a soft side...God love him!"

Fenlon the hyper left murdered 90-140 million last century, they're not charming and frankly I wish they'd all walk into a volcano so they'd be prepared for burning in hell.

Posted by: The Smiling Bandit@sven10077 at May 02, 2015 08:34 AM (g+DKd)

162 As a sidebar to that, everytime I see a Smart car I get the impression that it is on the verge of tumbling end-over-end. Turn too hard, break too hard and it pulls a Reliant Robin.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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The Smart Car was design in Europe. It was actually based on the design of their "futbol".

Posted by: Roy at May 02, 2015 08:34 AM (fWLrt)

163 Oh, please! She's an effin multimillionaire, net worth est to be over 20 mil. And no, her "partner" is going, too.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 02, 2015 08:29 AM (iQIUe)

Fair 'nuff. I wouldn't know.
Heck, I have yet to understand how anyone with that kind of cash continues to "work." I'd be fishing full time.

My first was 6 weeks early (born at home), and didn't spend more than a few minutes out of physical contact with at least one of her parents for at least the first four months. I certainly wouldn't bail on her for a party.

Diff'rent strokes.

Posted by: Just some guy at May 02, 2015 08:35 AM (yxw0r)

164 Well, half of the six cops she's prosecuting are black. One female. How does that square with the "get Whitey" SJW meme?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 02, 2015 08:32 AM (Qx7bj)

----------------------------

To make a white omelet, you have to break a few black eggs.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 02, 2015 08:35 AM (iQIUe)

165 Well, half of the six cops she's prosecuting are black. One female. How does that square with the "get Whitey" SJW meme?

The police are all a part of the white oppression regardless of their own race.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 02, 2015 08:35 AM (rwI+c)

166 Heh!! Thunderbirds Are Go is on TCM and thanks to Team America: World Police, I can't stop chuckling.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at May 02, 2015 08:35 AM (ezRhd)

167 Well, half of the six cops she's prosecuting are black. One female. How does that square with the "get Whitey" SJW meme?


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 02, 2015 08:32 AM (Qx7bj)


Like all lefties they didn't care to have any of the facts. They were locked and loaded on "getting the cops".

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 02, 2015 08:36 AM (3UGBQ)

168 The Smart Car was design in Europe. It was actually based on the design of their "futbol".

Posted by: Roy at May 02, 2015 08:34 AM (fWLrt)


Bobby, I didn't want to have to tell you this, but I'd be a bad parent if I didn't.
Smart Cars were invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.

Posted by: Hank Hill at May 02, 2015 08:37 AM (yxw0r)

169 165 Well, half of the six cops she's prosecuting are black. One female. How does that square with the "get Whitey" SJW meme?

The police are all a part of the white oppression regardless of their own race.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 02, 2015 08:35 AM (rwI+c)


Exactly. It's not about the black cops; it's that cops are arresting too many black men.

Posted by: rickl at May 02, 2015 08:38 AM (sdi6R)

170 Oh. Got it. The po-po are are controlled by old white men and thus anything they do is related to their racist interests. Okay.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 02, 2015 08:38 AM (Qx7bj)

171 Posted by: Just some guy at May 02, 2015 08:35 AM (yxw0r)

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I think the man is a friend of Beckham and she doesnt trust him alone in Morrocco with everyone drinking, etc. Only reason I can think she wd abandon the kid. And it's not like these people dont have nannys, nurses, night nurses, etc. So, it's not like they need a night's rest.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 02, 2015 08:38 AM (iQIUe)

172
Everyone is going to Morocco for Beckam's birthday. I wd not travel half way around the world for a party. When do those people not party. They had a photo of Liv Taylor going. She just gave birthday a couple of months ago to 6 week premie. Why wd she leave her kid?

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 02, 2015 08:13 AM (iQIUe)







Most likely, they're being paid to attend. Like when you hear of a famous actress "vacationing" in Abu Dhabi or Bahrain. It's rumored that that's just very very high priced prostitution.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 02, 2015 08:43 AM (ynQIy)

173 Nood.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 02, 2015 08:44 AM (gPAqF)

174 How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Union rules dictate one to find the light bulb, one to hold the ladder, one to climb the ladder, one to read the instructions for screwing in a light bulb, one shop steward and 3 mafia no-show jobs.

Posted by: RickZ at May 02, 2015 08:45 AM (khDv+)

175 Well, half of the six cops she's prosecuting are black. One female. How does that square with the "get Whitey" SJW meme?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 02, 2015 08:32 AM (Qx7bj)


From Insty-

According the progtard genius, Joan Walsh:

https://twitter.com/joanwalsh/status/59429548136844

4928?refsrc=email&s=11

"And there is no debate that tragically, black police officers often absorb the attitudes of their colleagues @JuddLegum @jtlarsen"


So, there you go.


Under the Walsh/Progtard Theory- Baltimore Black Police Officers are but Poor, Childish Negroes(TM) what have no ability to think or act for themselves, and almost certainly have no morals of their own.

No, they simply mimic the actions and attitudes of Eeeeviiilll White Men(TM) like children strutting around in their Daddy's oversize shoes and tie.

My, what an enlightened and modern view of the Races! Absolutely, nothing like the views of the KKK.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 02, 2015 08:47 AM (KUa85)

176 89 Read an interesting post by a cabbie once on uber. He suggested that since the drivers don't have propper insurance to use their vehicle for commercial use if there's an accident and you are hurt you're on your own. Don't know how true that is but seems plausible enough to avoid it.
Posted by: canuckjack at May 02, 2015 07:14 AM (SN74r)

Uber maintains insurance for it's drivers when they are driving customers.

Posted by: Grabthar's Hammer at May 02, 2015 08:50 AM (Edob3)

177

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 02, 2015 08:38 AM (iQIUe)

But hey, at least there's a "man." She may be salvageable.

Posted by: Just some guy at May 02, 2015 08:54 AM (yxw0r)

178 I mean, I think doing the Democrats's work for them by tearing down Republicans running is a bad idea. Better to concentrate on the valid points they all make about Democrat leadership and policies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2015 09:04 AM (DXzRD)

179 Most likely, they're being paid to attend. Like when you hear of a famous actress "vacationing" in Abu Dhabi or Bahrain. It's rumored that that's just very very high priced prostitution. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 02, 2015 08:43 AM (ynQIy)

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They are all celebrities going, so they are not special and there are more famous people attending. Beckham is their friend. So, I doubt they or anyone is getting paid. They could be just shitty parents.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 02, 2015 09:17 AM (iQIUe)

180 None. The bulb is already screwed.

Posted by: Stephen S at May 02, 2015 09:24 AM (S95hF)

181 "Screw in a light bulb?" *shudder*
Have you heartless Repubs never considered the pain and shame the light socket must endure -- subjected to an endless series of rapes by the bulb's brutal patriarchal threads -- until one day, the lamp, including her delicate, traumatized socket, is tossed causally in the landfill -- even her plaintive sobs crushed under the wheels of oppression?
Dems will live in the dark.

Posted by: pjf at May 02, 2015 09:29 AM (lFpNC)

182 Democrats don't need light bulbs, they will never see the light.

Posted by: nanny hag at May 02, 2015 09:29 AM (Queum)

183 It takes three Democrats to screw in a lightbulb. Two Democrats have to hold the taxpayer down.

Posted by: JohnJ at May 02, 2015 09:51 AM (TF/YA)

184 http://pointsandfigures.com/2015/05/02/can-we-have-a-solar-future/ Can we have a solar future? Lots of greenies love TESLA's new power wall.

Posted by: Jeffrey Carter (@pointsnfigures) at May 02, 2015 10:22 AM (LnE5F)

185 42.

1. 20 members of the diversity committee meet in Las Vegas to determine if light bulb manufacturer is gay-friendly, muslim-friendly, woman or minority owned, and willing to contribute to Clinton Global initiative.

2. 20 members of the union organizing committee meet to determine if work force is being paid a living wage, has maternity leave, and pays women more than men, so that when women make life-style choice that decreases their average compensation the overall gender wage-gap is eliminated. They then vote to donate 10% of their union's dues to the Clinton Global Initiative.

3. One guest-working immigrant-depriviliged-of-documents-of-color, to hold the ladder, and

4. Bill Clinton, who'll screw anything.

Posted by: motionview at May 02, 2015 10:41 AM (hqjPT)

186 None, light is for losers.

Posted by: lonetown at May 02, 2015 11:15 AM (M6Esb)

187 Posted by: motionview at May 02, 2015 10:41 AM (hqjPT)

Well done.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2015 12:04 PM (DXzRD)

188 Why screw in the light bulb? It's Bush's fault that the light is out.

Posted by: major major major major at May 02, 2015 03:35 PM (QlI33)

189 Light bulb sounds like white bulb...you sir are racist...and probably a sexist one too...

Posted by: RGallegos at May 02, 2015 03:49 PM (AVODN)

190 What light bulbs? All light bulbs have been banned due their their use of energy and the heat they emanate both of which have led to man-made global warming. Candles and other devices which rely upon the creation of a flame to produce light have also been banned as well. Now crawl back into your cold damp cave and stop asking such silly and dangerous questions.

Posted by: skyjumpr at May 03, 2015 10:15 AM (+5sLF)

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