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Thursday Night ONT-Coercion Edition [Weirddave]
I've been open blogging here at AoS HQ for more than a year now. It started with an offhand comment in a thread about my tomato plants, whereupon Y-Not shanghaied me into the garden thread. I kind of grew from there, finding my niche with my Fundamental Concept threads, and generally enjoying being able to contribute to AoS.
Until now. Yesterday, I came home to find that my house had been ransacked, and this picture was taped to the mirror in the foyer:
I never realized that Ace learned his business ethics from the Mafia. Please guys, don't hurt him, he's just a pup. I'll do as you say.
This is an admittedly unscientific observation, but just based upon what I've seen, it seems that as a general rule hockey players seem to be the nicest and most down to earth professional athletes of the big 4 sports. Here's a case in point: Alex Ovechkin. Before the season, he held a private skate event for a group of children with developmental disabilities. One of them, a ten year old girl with Down's Syndrome named Ann Schaab, asked him out on a date.
Well, Ovi took her out on a date (to a Caps game). Afterward they ate sushi together. At the All-Star Game, Ovi spent all of his time lobbying to be either the MVP or the final selection of the fantasy draft. Both of those players win a Honda, and he told everyone who would listen that he "needed a car". Big joke, right? Ovi's got 7 cars already. He didn't win the car, but when Honda found out he had been trying so hard to win the car so he could donate it to Ann's special needs hockey team, a third car somehow materialized and Ovi was given the key. Ann was in the stands for game 7 of the Caps/Islanders series cheering her head off for her beloved Caps and their teddy bear of a star player. She even had a nifty playoff beard.
Ovechkin and the Caps may have been happy with their game 7 victory, but I'll bet Ann was happier than all of them put together. Read all about it here.
My wife insisted I include a link to Mr. Nice. Boy, talk about a blast from the past, that's like what, 15 years old? More?
Anytime You Think You Can Cash a $368 Billion Check...Think Twice
Jeff Waters attempted to walk into Bank of America on Monday to cash the check for $368,000,000,000 (see above). Jeff said all he wanted to do was open the best Italian restaurant ever. "It's always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth," Waters told police. "I'm 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate."
Fails
Now that I think about it, I'm with Butters on toilet use. It would make a lot more sense to use toilets backwards.
The Most Popular Movie from Each State
Three of the films include their location's name in the title: My Own Private Idaho, Nebraska and Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, as in the District of Columbia. Perhaps the most on-the-nose title, however, is Nevada's Casino. What more could you expect of Las Vegas than a movie about its most precious resource?
The oldest film on the list is The Gold Rush, a 1925 Charlie Chaplin silent film set in Alaska. The newest film is, once again, Nebraska.
Only one film is the most popular in two states: Joel and Ethan Coen's Fargo, though the film's protagonist, played by Frances McDormand, is a police chief in Minnesota, not Fargo, North Dakota.
Yesterday, Wuhan Zoo Monkey caretaker Zhang Bangsheng unbelievably used his tongue to lick a small monkey's butt!
50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois' Leaf Monkey's buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.
How a liberal's mind works. Link goes to a fantastic interview with David Simon. Simon is the author of the book Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets, he also wrote and produced The Corner and The Wire. I can't recommend it enough if you want to get a handle on what things are like in Charm City. Anyhow, in this interview, Simon is detailing exactly how the Baltimore Police Department was wrecked by Martin O'Malley for his own personal political gain. Absolutely wrecked, and the result is what we saw this week. Anyhow, in the middle of all of this, what is a very damning recitation of all the despicable things
For all the problems I have with the Republican Party, and they are myriad, this is one way that they are indisputably better than their traitorous Democrap colleagues. We've never seen a Republican Congress refuse to honor treaty obligations and surrender a hard won victory to the enemy for domestic political gain. First Vietnam, now Iraq and Afghanistan, I think it's safe to say that doing such is Democrat policy.
Follow me @weirddave0 on Twitter. One random person will win a pony just for following me between the 1st and 5th of May!*
OK Ace, I did it, I made an ONT, can I have my puppy back please? I miss rubbing his widdle tummy-wummy and watching his leggy-wegy kick.
*This is a lie
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 09:57 PM (B451F)
Posted by: Molly k. at April 30, 2015 09:57 PM (zS+qK)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 09:57 PM (B451F)
Posted by: Molly k. at April 30, 2015 09:58 PM (zS+qK)
Posted by: Molly k. at April 30, 2015 09:58 PM (zS+qK)
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at April 30, 2015 09:58 PM (0RdKg)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 09:59 PM (B451F)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 09:59 PM (B451F)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 30, 2015 10:00 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Molly k. at April 30, 2015 10:00 PM (zS+qK)
The focus this time: You can't fool mother nature.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8911
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 30, 2015 10:00 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 10:00 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at April 30, 2015 10:00 PM (0RdKg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 30, 2015 10:02 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 30, 2015 10:04 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 30, 2015 10:04 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Molly k. at April 30, 2015 10:04 PM (zS+qK)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 30, 2015 10:04 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 10:04 PM (T1005)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at April 30, 2015 10:04 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 30, 2015 10:06 PM (KG0mU)
So, maybe that's one reason why "Django Unchained" might be popular.
'Course "Rain Man" is popular here in Ohio, so we must be full of autistic retards.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 30, 2015 10:06 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: jmel at April 30, 2015 10:07 PM (cfFqn)
.................
I'm coming to your fair city again in a few weeks. If you have you imbibing hat on I'll buy you a drink! I know you won't but am offering. I love that place but only in small doses.
Posted by: Molly k. at April 30, 2015 10:08 PM (zS+qK)
His bullshit is of no use to anyone.
Martin O'Malley?
The mind boggles.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 30, 2015 10:09 PM (dvoaF)
I'm not sure I understand this whole process. So if I'm pissed off at some place or something or somebody I'm going to go riot and burn down my own neighborhood. is that how this works?
Posted by: Wind Breaker at April 30, 2015 10:09 PM (g3EhU)
all of it ( the movie ). Never underestimate the durability and believability of a fake pine tree
Posted by: north of Vung Tau at April 30, 2015 10:09 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative
Considering Huge Hewitt is from Ohio, you may be on to something.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2015 10:09 PM (KhFZp)
Posted by: north of Vung Tau at April 30, 2015 10:10 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: Null at April 30, 2015 10:10 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: north of Vung Tau at April 30, 2015 10:11 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 30, 2015 10:12 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: north of Vung Tau
Palm trees on the other hand are as Bri'ish as toast n' beanz.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2015 10:12 PM (KhFZp)
Posted by: Mike at April 30, 2015 10:12 PM (c056A)
To be clear, MLK's injunction about judging a man by the content of his character rather than the color of his skin cuts both ways: having black skin doesn't mean you can't have a shitty character for which the appelation "thug" is appropriate.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 30, 2015 10:12 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Molly k. at April 30, 2015 10:08 PM (zS+qK)
If you let me buy one for you.
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 30, 2015 10:12 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 30, 2015 10:12 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 10:12 PM (nL0sw)
cthulhu!
How're they hangin' ?
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 30, 2015 10:06 PM (KG0mU)
Green and dangly! How's with you?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 10:13 PM (T1005)
True. He's also a terrific reporter, and has spent the last 20 years more or less embedded with the BCPD. The interview if factual, not political. His partner is Laura Lippman who is another looonie Lib-but she writes some of the best novels about Baltimore ever. The city is almost a character in some of them, and she absolutely NAILS it.
Posted by: Weirddave at April 30, 2015 10:13 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Mike at April 30, 2015 10:12 PM (c056A)
No chance. Jags are just brutal in player acquisition. Draft or free agency. Nothing pans out.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 10:13 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 10:14 PM (B451F)
https://youtu.be/koesW3xMKtY
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 30, 2015 10:12 PM (kdS6q)
Always loved that opening tune.
The full theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-kYiDbG39s
Posted by: Hat XLR at April 30, 2015 10:14 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 10:15 PM (B451F)
We've never seen a Republican Congress refuse to honor treaty obligations and surrender a hard won victory to the enemy for domestic political gain.
With the swivel the GOP has been doing on Iran for the last few days, sure you want to crawl out on that limb?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 30, 2015 10:15 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Molly k. at April 30, 2015 10:16 PM (zS+qK)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 30, 2015 10:12 PM (0Ew3K)
...............
It's a deal.
Posted by: Molly k. at April 30, 2015 10:17 PM (zS+qK)
Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2015 10:17 PM (/+zDJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 10:18 PM (B451F)
I must have missed the hard won victory over Iran.
Posted by: Weirddave at April 30, 2015 10:18 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 10:18 PM (nL0sw)
HOOOOOOORDE!!!!!
Where the fuck you at???
I'm 3/4 in the tank and you people are just hanging out??? Wake up!!!!
Who did we piss off today???
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 10:18 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 10:19 PM (jR7Wy)
She sat there stunned. She said she had never heard any of that in school, college and earlier.
Lefties are not Americans. They just live here and eat our food.
Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 10:19 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: The Apocalyptic Hat at April 30, 2015 10:19 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: just saying at April 30, 2015 10:19 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: Allison Williams at April 30, 2015 10:19 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 30, 2015 10:19 PM (20X6f)
And Leni Riefenshtal was an amazing director with an incredible sense of Mise en Scene.
Simons politics are odious which colors the man.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 30, 2015 10:20 PM (dvoaF)
This: "Wesley Crusher: Teenage F**k Machine [an audiobook]"
http://thefpl.us/also-made/wctfm
Posted by: The Apocalyptic Hat at April 30, 2015 10:20 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 10:21 PM (CwVOr)
And this is why we should not have sex with their womenz.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2015 10:21 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 10:18 PM (GEICT)
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Well I'm getting pissed, if that helps. I'm working on a bottle of Sweet Baby Jesus and pondering my next life gambit. Three-dimensional Spock chess, baby!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 10:21 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: rickl at April 30, 2015 10:21 PM (sdi6R)
of the, er, caliber of the twins participating, I would be more than
happy to lend my assistance. For science, of course.<<<
Pfft. They don't look like twins.
Posted by: Arnold S. and Danny D. at April 30, 2015 10:22 PM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: The Apocalyptic Hat at April 30, 2015 10:22 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Gingy at April 30, 2015 10:22 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2015 10:22 PM (GgxVX)
https://youtu.be/ROP15LQtdxU
Or?
https://youtu.be/CcjT2gjwch8
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 10:23 PM (CwVOr)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 10:21 PM (jR7Wy)
*head tilt*
Sweet Baby Jesus?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 10:23 PM (GEICT)
I seriously doubt in Hawai'i that Tora! Tora! Tora! is number one."
Heh.
Several seem a little odd.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 10:23 PM (B451F)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 30, 2015 10:23 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 30, 2015 10:24 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2015 10:24 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 30, 2015 10:24 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 30, 2015 10:24 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 30, 2015 10:24 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 10:25 PM (nL0sw)
Seven Reasons China Will Start a War By 2017
http://tinyurl.com/ozcqfkr
Posted by: Thrawn at April 30, 2015 10:25 PM (wZ2hu)
Where's Jaws?
Jaws is quite possibly the best film ever is literally on everyday it seems.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 30, 2015 10:25 PM (dvoaF)
Posted by: derit at April 30, 2015 10:26 PM (jT+gh)
You could say the same about AZ, TX, FL, TN, and, formerly GA.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 10:26 PM (B451F)
Good intentions or some shit.
Posted by: nip at April 30, 2015 10:26 PM (jI23+)
Posted by: Goth Fonzie at April 30, 2015 10:26 PM (G4aHK)
I seriously doubt in Hawai'i that Tora! Tora! Tora! is number one."
Heh.
Several seem a little odd.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 10:23 PM (B451F)
How did they gather their data?
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 30, 2015 10:26 PM (5Qo1j)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 10:26 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: dartist at April 30, 2015 10:26 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Kreplach at April 30, 2015 10:27 PM (dvoaF)
https://youtu.be/ROP15LQtdxU
Or?
https://youtu.be/CcjT2gjwch8
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 10:23 PM (CwVOr)
The former.
But I still have more to post.
Posted by: The Apocalyptic Hat at April 30, 2015 10:27 PM (0Ew3K)
I must have missed the hard won victory over Iran.
Posted by: Weirddave
Apparently. We've been all over the GOP WWFing on Obama's Iran treaty in the daylight threads all week.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 30, 2015 10:27 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Gingy at April 30, 2015 10:27 PM (WvS3w)
Oh wait...
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 30, 2015 10:27 PM (dy02u)
I still laugh at this. Ace used it on that Reason Mag D'bag. Can't remember his name. Shows up on Red Eye now and then.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 30, 2015 10:28 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at April 30, 2015 10:28 PM (/+zDJ)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 30, 2015 10:29 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 10:29 PM (nL0sw)
Baltimore beer.
Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2015 10:24 PM (GgxVX)
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Let's rage! **flips table over, throws mazeltov cocktail**
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 10:29 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Mosquitos at April 30, 2015 10:29 PM (mB6ez)
Posted by: Nick Gillespie at April 30, 2015 10:29 PM (G4aHK)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 30, 2015 10:30 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 10:30 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 30, 2015 10:30 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 30, 2015 10:30 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America
POW!!!! 97X...the Future of Rock 'n Roll!!!!
(Heard in the early part of the movie on the radio, Raymond repeated...this was the indie radio station out of Miami University in Oxford, Ohio...the station I grew up on and cut my "alternative music" teeth).
Posted by: Oedipus at April 30, 2015 10:30 PM (CXLVd)
Thanks All Hail Eris, immediately thought of the two girl scouts fighting in Airplane!
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 10:30 PM (CwVOr)
1) If you haven't listened to AtC and I's podcast...wtf??? Link in nic.
2) NoVaMoMe 2015 is rapidly approaching. Email Bannion to get set up if you want to attend.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 10:30 PM (GEICT)
71 "
I seriously doubt in Hawai'i that Tora! Tora! Tora! is number one."
Heh.
Several seem a little odd.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 10:23 PM (B451F)
How did they gather their data?
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 30, 2015 10:26 PM (5Qo1j)
I suspect that it's something like, which is the favorite movie for residents of each state out of movies that were set in that state?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 10:30 PM (T1005)
Posted by: joncelli at April 30, 2015 10:32 PM (ENczY)
We are immersed in the PBS VNW thing right now. Growing up then I find this one very interesting.
Posted by: Farmer at April 30, 2015 10:32 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2015 10:32 PM (AVEe1)
I still laugh at this. Ace used it on that Reason Mag D'bag. Can't remember his name. Shows up on Red Eye now and then.
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Nick Gillespie.
Say what you will about him, I think it's nice when sartorial choices match political ideology. In Gillespie's case, he is consistently presenting the image of a bright college freshman dying to be rebellious.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Mosquitos at April 30, 2015 10:32 PM (mB6ez)
Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2015 10:32 PM (GgxVX)
It's not the most popular movie in that state
It's the most popular movie from( i.e.. filmed in) that state.
There. Done.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2015 10:33 PM (KUa85)
I lived there when it was filmed, and it was a BFD in the Islands at the time.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 30, 2015 10:33 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I amn't at April 30, 2015 10:33 PM (MOnaZ)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 30, 2015 10:33 PM (ucDmr)
Blacks are in for the surprise of their lives once the Mexicans take over.
They'll get all of the racism and then some delivered without the white guilt.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 30, 2015 10:33 PM (dvoaF)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 30, 2015 10:28 PM (20X6f)<<<
If I had a douchebag no talent son, he'd look like Nick Gillespie.
Posted by: zombie Roy Orbison at April 30, 2015 10:33 PM (1FyZ2)
I am homeschooling for sure.
I've repeated this story here a couple of times:
Had finished watched a movie set in WWII China at an extended family gathering, and when the epilogue brought up Japan's loss without mentioning the US's involvement, I made an off-hand comment about the US deserving some credit due to a certain event.
A high school junior said, "like, Pearl Harbor?"
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 30, 2015 10:34 PM (0NdlF)
Don't diss the offensive line. That's where the game is won.
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 30, 2015 10:34 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 30, 2015 10:34 PM (go6ud)
cthulhu, I feel like a million bucks.
All green and wrinkly ha ha.
Off to pick up my son at water polo.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 30, 2015 10:34 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 30, 2015 10:34 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 10:34 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Molly k. at April 30, 2015 10:35 PM (zS+qK)
Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2015 10:24 PM (GgxVX)
Pretty good beer considering it comes from Baltimore!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 30, 2015 10:35 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 10:30 PM (CwVOr)
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Still the greatest flick ever.
"...she thinks she's Ethel Merman."
"War is hell."
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 10:35 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: The Apocalyptic Hat at April 30, 2015 10:35 PM (0Ew3K)
It would definitely take the edge off.
Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2015 10:35 PM (vMap4)
Leftards are trying to control people by controlling their speech. I was constantly attacked for calling thugs thugs which just made me say thug thug thug thut....
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 30, 2015 10:35 PM (iQIUe)
A short bit of Rain Man was shot in rural west Ohio.
Posted by: wisenheimer at April 30, 2015 10:36 PM (qnhj2)
Ah yes, IP Man.
All it took to beat the Japanese was the inspiration gleane from a Chinese martial artist beating a Japanese karate master who was also a General.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 30, 2015 10:36 PM (wZ2hu)
Prior to joining Reason, Nick Gillespie worked for several years at Teen Machine magazine, where he interviewed celebrities and ghost-wrote an advice column for actress Alyssa Milano.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 30, 2015 10:36 PM (kdS6q)
Actually, Thomas Crapper intended for people to sit on his thrones "backwards" and use the top of the tank as a book-reading stand. I think that might have been on an old ONT, BTW.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 30, 2015 10:36 PM (kivUY)
It would definitely take the edge off.
Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2015 10:35 PM (vMap4)
Couldn't we all...
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 10:37 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2015 10:32 PM (GgxVX)
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It is! Wanna sniff the cap?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 10:37 PM (jR7Wy)
Except the bit about zoos. That was gross.
Posted by: @votermom at April 30, 2015 10:37 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: ALH at April 30, 2015 10:37 PM (btTLZ)
Heh. That makes sense. I mean, I like Charlie Chaplin, but I find it hard to believe that a cross section of the people of Alaska think that The Gold Rush is the best movie ever.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 30, 2015 10:37 PM (5Qo1j)
I don't think brown guilt is going to be quite as craven as white guilt has proven to be!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 30, 2015 10:37 PM (ftVQq)
Doesn't say great things about the future of Mississippi.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2015 10:37 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: The Marshall Islands at April 30, 2015 10:37 PM (zqYE5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 10:37 PM (CwVOr)
A short bit of Rain Man was shot in rural west Ohio.
Posted by: wisenheimer
Yeah it was filmed outside of Cincinnati. I went to school with the guy who "doubled" as Tom Cruise driving up to the hospital go meet/get Raymond. Was a pretty big deal for him, as one could expect.
Posted by: Oedipus at April 30, 2015 10:38 PM (CXLVd)
Thanks for the draft info, I don't have to listen to idiots ramble on forever, making shit up.
Posted by: seamrog at April 30, 2015 10:38 PM (+H/o8)
How close is the meet up?
Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2015 10:38 PM (vMap4)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 30, 2015 10:33 PM
Good. Kinda cool here, hoping it warms up so our garden grows.
T
Posted by: Farmer at April 30, 2015 10:38 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: The Apocalyptic Hat at April 30, 2015 10:39 PM (0Ew3K)
And people from ND mostly hated that movie. No one enjoys watching Hollyweird ham fistedly caricaturize their customs. *note I have not watched it so I have no idea if I would have set aside that baggage and enjoyed the movie or not.
Posted by: PaleRider at April 30, 2015 10:39 PM (dkExz)
How close is the meet up?
Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2015 10:38 PM (vMap4)
June 19th.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 10:40 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 10:40 PM (CwVOr)
There. Done.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2015 10:33 PM (KUa85)
Thanks for clearing that up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 30, 2015 10:41 PM (5Qo1j)
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 30, 2015 10:41 PM (ijds3)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 30, 2015 10:41 PM (ucDmr)
Treaty obligations? Yeah, let's talk about that.
Posted by: The Marshall Islands at April 30, 2015 10:37 PM (zqYE5)
I'm all ears about how giving up nukes makes you safer.
Posted by: Ukraine at April 30, 2015 10:41 PM (T1005)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 30, 2015 10:41 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 10:41 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 30, 2015 10:41 PM (0NdlF)
After PH was over he was out in a boat fishing dead sailors and their parts out of the water.
He never forgave the Japanese.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 10:42 PM (F0Cog)
Sonic the Hedgehog + Necrophilia
http://tinyurl.com/ka6xkly
Posted by: The Apocalyptic Hat at April 30, 2015 10:42 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: nerdygirl
They bent over really, really far and retrieved it from their posterior.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2015 10:42 PM (KhFZp)
Posted by: Ukraine at April 30, 2015 10:41 PM (T1005)
We don't worry either, the US Navy will always be around to defend us!
Posted by: Taiwain at April 30, 2015 10:42 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 30, 2015 10:42 PM (iQIUe)
That's interesting. BTW, Newton was kinda an asshole. I don't know about Swift although I suspect he probably was an okay guy.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 30, 2015 10:42 PM (kivUY)
And people from ND mostly hated that movie. No one enjoys watching Hollyweird ham fistedly caricaturize their customs.
---
Eh, you get used to it.
Y'all.
*straightens Stetson, rides off into the sunset*
Posted by: Jenny Is From Texas. at April 30, 2015 10:43 PM (mB6ez)
Posted by: Null at April 30, 2015 10:43 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 30, 2015 10:43 PM (KCxzN)
https://youtu.be/b-yUFtueRpQ
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 10:40 PM (CwVOr)
ಠ_ಠ
Posted by: The Apocalyptic Hat at April 30, 2015 10:43 PM (0Ew3K)
T. Becket Adams @BecketAdams 4h 4 hours ago
.@benshapiro out, TruthRevolt in turmoil as Horowitz denies shutdown reports:
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 30, 2015 10:43 PM (ZPrif)
HOOOOOOORDE!!!!!
Where the fuck you at???
I'm 3/4 in the tank and you people are just hanging out??? Wake up!!!!
Who did we piss off today???
------
*ears perk up*
What's up horde? Happy Friday Eve to one and all.
Shots?
Posted by: DC in River City at April 30, 2015 10:43 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Spudgirl at April 30, 2015 10:44 PM (1Kz08)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 30, 2015 10:44 PM (zRby/)
UGGGHHH!!!
running two 1Ts now in raid
taking forever to update/reload with games and stuff
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 30, 2015 10:44 PM (ijds3)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 30, 2015 10:44 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: bourbonchicken at April 30, 2015 10:45 PM (hJhhF)
----
Casa Noble and a bit of Ace Uptwinkles or Ewok Dreams. And a hot tub.
I dated an Army officer years ago and he would invite me over after a barracks sweep and we'd light up the confiscated goods and kick back in the hot tub with some zin.
No need to thank me for my service.
I'm leaning toward tequila as my drink of choice at the NoVaMoMee. Forewarned is forearmed.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 10:45 PM (jR7Wy)
Man Gillespie, you have a creepy past:
https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8205/8193977935_89fc85061a_h.jpg
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 30, 2015 10:45 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Spudgirl at April 30, 2015 10:44 PM
I was about to post the same thing One would think that ND? would get the nod.
Posted by: beavis at April 30, 2015 10:45 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2015 10:45 PM (vMap4)
Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 10:45 PM (tBSrv)
TAKE TWO:
@TruthRevoltOrg in turmoil, Shapiro resigns, writers laid off:
http://t.co/l8mT0wHu9Y
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 30, 2015 10:46 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Lyle Doughton at April 30, 2015 10:46 PM (6W+ot)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 30, 2015 10:47 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 10:47 PM (CwVOr)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 10:47 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 30, 2015 10:48 PM (ucDmr)
Doesn't say great things about the future of Mississippi.
Urp.
Then again, no Fergusons or LAs or Baltimores here. That might have something to do with the heavily armed populace though.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 30, 2015 10:48 PM (dy02u)
Heckuva State. Takes some getting used to, though.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at April 30, 2015 10:48 PM (MOnaZ)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 30, 2015 10:42 PM (kivUY)
Unpossible. Chicks dig a**holes.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 30, 2015 10:48 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 10:45 PM (jR7Wy)
Definitely a brave soul!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 30, 2015 10:48 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 30, 2015 10:44 PM
The Ice Storm?
Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 10:48 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: nervous civet's everywhere at April 30, 2015 10:48 PM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: Anti-socialist at April 30, 2015 10:48 PM (+kznc)
Posted by: Infidel at April 30, 2015 10:48 PM (M1Ado)
TAKE TWO:
@TruthRevoltOrg in turmoil, Shapiro resigns, writers laid off:
http://t.co/l8mT0wHu9Y
Conservative commentator Ben Shapiro has resigned as editor-in-chief of TruthRevolt, a non-profit news website site that he co-founded just two years ago.
Shapiro's departure from the young media group, which he launched in 2013 along with David Horowitz of the David Horowitz Freedom Center, comes amid the group's decision to let go of many of its writers — and as Horowitz is hitting back against widespread rumors that the site is sinking.
Although Shapiro's name is prominently displayed on the website's homepage, it is nevertheless a "project of the David Horowitz Freedom Center." Horowitz himself owns the site.
"I am no longer associated with [TruthRevolt] and it's a project of the David Horowitz Freedom Center, fully owned and operated by them," Shapiro told the Washington Examiner's media desk when asked about the future of the website. "What David Horowitz chooses to do with the site after my resignation is out of my purview."
Shapiro told the Examiner that he formally resigned last week, but held off announcing it until he and others involved had time to work out his exit.
He said that he's focused right now on an upcoming project for the 2016 presidential election, adding that his exit from TruthRevolt has freed him from the restrictions of the group's non-profit status.
"There's only so much that you can do with a 501(c)(3)," he said.
Since January, at least 10 writers have been cut loose, Shapiro told the Examiner.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 30, 2015 10:49 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: DC in River City at April 30, 2015 10:43 PM (e+1S5)
*nods*
Shots.
So there's a huge festival in our little town this weekend. Tonight was the kickoff with a parade. Eldest is in the parade due to being on the company dance team. So I walk the parade, along with several other parents, because I simply don't trust my kid not to go missing.
Is it wrong that I had a small mtn dew bottle with booze in it that I was taking hits off of during the parade?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 10:49 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Figs at April 30, 2015 10:50 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Null at April 30, 2015 10:50 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 10:50 PM (CwVOr)
Posted by: Spudgirl at April 30, 2015 10:50 PM (1Kz08)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 30, 2015 10:48 PM
Napoleon Dynamite is a fucking awesome film. I always set my time machine to 1982.
Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 10:51 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 10:51 PM (B451F)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 10:49 PM (GEICT)
To be fair, it could have been a 2 liter bottle of Mtn Dew, so no!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 30, 2015 10:51 PM (ftVQq)
But there's been a lot of new conservative media in recent years. Maybe the market is saturated.
Horowitz is saying TruthRevolt is not closing even though the founder quite and most of the writers have been fired.
Meanwhile Shapiro is on twitter strongly implying that he's starting some new venture and bringing the big name talent with him.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 30, 2015 10:51 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 30, 2015 10:52 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Spudgirl at April 30, 2015 10:50 PM (1Kz0
Pretty soon, that will be your only choice!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 30, 2015 10:52 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 10:49 PM (GEICT)
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That's just good parenting. The booze gets you loose and limber, and the Dew cranks up the synapses.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 10:52 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 30, 2015 10:51 PM (ftVQq)
Two liter wouldn't fit in my pocket.
Ok, so a toast.....gimme a sec...
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 10:52 PM (GEICT)
I have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me.
*knucks*
Posted by: Zombie Winston Churchill at April 30, 2015 10:52 PM (G4aHK)
Gulliver's Travels Theme Park :
http://tinyurl.com/l7xhk3a
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 30, 2015 10:52 PM (W5DcG)
Selfish to say, but glad they missed. That was my grandfather's ship.
Also, not mortally wounded, but the ship was shot up pretty bad.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 10:53 PM (F0Cog)
No need to thank me for my service.
This is how one properly lives the Moron Lifestyle properly.
>>>I'm leaning toward tequila as my drink of choice at the NoVaMoMee. Forewarned is forearmed.
I was pissed that I won't be there before. Now I'm thinking I'll save a ton of money that I would have spent on tequila and bail. And I'm more pissed off than before, because that would be money well spent.
Posted by: DC in River City at April 30, 2015 10:53 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 10:53 PM (nL0sw)
This happened over and over.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 30, 2015 10:53 PM (dy02u)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 30, 2015 10:53 PM (ucDmr)
true story; only the zither music was recorded in Vienna.
the original title was " Orson Welles Before Carbohydrates"
Posted by: north of Vung Tau at April 30, 2015 10:54 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: Farmer at April 30, 2015 10:54 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 10:54 PM (CwVOr)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at April 30, 2015 10:54 PM (lKCZC)
Choosing a state's favorite movie by who has the most comments on that move at IMDB?
Does anyone use IMDB any more?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 30, 2015 10:55 PM (+Fae7)
Disappointed in you. Should have been a 2 liter.
Posted by: Guy carving pictographs at April 30, 2015 10:56 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 10:56 PM (B451F)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 30, 2015 10:56 PM (UVfht)
Shapiro writes for Breitbart as well.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 30, 2015 10:56 PM (dy02u)
Posted by: Kip at April 30, 2015 10:56 PM (G4aHK)
Posted by: DC in River City at April 30, 2015 10:53 PM (e+1S5)
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I'm sorry you can't make it! We'll need some muscle if we mix it up with the pop-collar brosephs.
We may want to consider a GoFundMe for the bail, and perhaps a new liver for Nearsider.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 10:57 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 30, 2015 10:53 PM
Bow to your sensei!
Posted by: rex kwan do at April 30, 2015 10:57 PM (tBSrv)
Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last.
Slainte!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 10:57 PM (GEICT)
There's a picture of me at our small town Christmas parade from last year. I'm holding a water bottle that hadn't contained water since that morning. And if you look carefully, you can see the lime hiding behind the label.
So, yes. You're a terrible parent and should be ashamed of yourself.
Posted by: DC in River City at April 30, 2015 10:58 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 10:57 PM (jR7Wy)
*cracks knuckles*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 10:58 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 30, 2015 10:58 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 10:58 PM (B451F)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 10:57 PM (jR7Wy)
We should definitely start the bail fund early, and if we don't need it we can use it to fund the free bar finale!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 30, 2015 10:58 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 10:59 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 10:59 PM (B451F)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 10:59 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 10:58 PM (GEICT)
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**flicks stiletto**
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 11:00 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 30, 2015 11:00 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 10:58 PM (GEICT)
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**flicks stiletto**
Posted by: All Hail Eris
*does roundhouse kick*
Posted by: Rex at April 30, 2015 11:01 PM (G4aHK)
Posted by: Killerdog at April 30, 2015 11:01 PM (vntmB)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 10:59 PM (nL0sw)
Yeesh, for a grim second there, I though Jerry Jones was once again demonstrating his football genius.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2015 11:01 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 11:02 PM (nL0sw)
Hey, how about a PhotoShop thing? It has a cat in it!
http://tinyurl.com/pnxzhsv
Posted by: Null at April 30, 2015 10:50 PM (xjpRj)
Are you feeling ok? Email me sometime....
Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 11:02 PM (T1005)
Napeoleon: early day moron. He's probably lurking in the comments now!
Posted by: Spudgirl at April 30, 2015 11:02 PM (1Kz08)
Wish you guys would come back.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 30, 2015 11:03 PM (vTqLG)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 30, 2015 11:05 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 30, 2015 11:05 PM (kivUY)
I've never understood how people can read in there - my feet fall asleep.
Of course I grew up in a house with 6 people and 1 full bathroom (there was a half bath in the basement, but it was cold and spidery down there - used only in emergencies), so you really couldn't dawdle, read, lounge in the tub, take a nap, or daydream in the bathroom. Someone was always knocking on the door saying "Get outta there, I have to go!"
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 30, 2015 11:05 PM (+XMAD)
Sorry IC. I'll try to remember to log on with my Alliance toon in the next couple of days. I just haven't been playing a lot in general. Thank you so much for at least checking in there.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 30, 2015 11:06 PM (GDulk)
Many years ago on the intarwebs, there was the tale of a man who received some physical mail spam about some sort of lottery or something that included a fake $98 million check. He looked closely at the check and decided that it looked pretty real; it had an account number, etc. etc.
So he decided to deposit it.
He figured he couldn't get away with putting it past a human teller, so he shoved the thing in ATM.
Hilarity ensued.
As I recall, the company that sent the spam had messed up by putting it an actual account number on it. A few days later, $98 million showed up in his account. He had a cashier's check made and stuffed it in his safe deposit box.
Several days later, the bank wanted its money back.
A quick google didn't turn up the story, but it was quite famous back in the day.
Posted by: Anachronda at April 30, 2015 11:06 PM (o78gS)
------------------
And don't forget that after Newton died, he traveled to an alternate moon filled with numerous civilizations, and created an evil empire devoted to trying to control luck.
Posted by: junior at April 30, 2015 11:06 PM (2/wDX)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 30, 2015 11:07 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 30, 2015 11:07 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: andycanuck
The latter prob.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2015 11:07 PM (KhFZp)
andycanuck, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.
Posted by: Kip at April 30, 2015 11:07 PM (G4aHK)
We may want to consider a GoFundMe for the bail, and perhaps a new liver for Nearsider.
I'm happy to fund bail for most charges, including drunk & disorderly, public intox, indecency, public urination, assault, battery, mutual combat assault, arson, disturbing the peace, willful negligence resulting in bodily injury and assault.
Nearsider can buy his own liver. I'll buy the Manhattans, what he chooses to do with them, and the resulting damage are none of my business.
Posted by: DC in River City at April 30, 2015 11:08 PM (e+1S5)
I'm sure someone has already pointed this out in the time that it's taken me to read the ONT and the comments.
Back to lurking...
Posted by: Average Guy at April 30, 2015 11:08 PM (39nt8)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 11:08 PM (CwVOr)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 11:10 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2015 11:11 PM (/+zDJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 11:11 PM (B451F)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 11:11 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Spudgirl at April 30, 2015 11:02 PM
It was a great film made by a noob/outsider for under half a mill. It broke a lot of conventions of the genre and showed Hollywood a thing or two about how to do comedy right.
Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 11:11 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Japan at April 30, 2015 11:12 PM (G4aHK)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 30, 2015 11:12 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 11:13 PM (T1005)
Good night, sweet Horde.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 11:14 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 11:14 PM (B451F)
One bathroom.
Getting ready for school was like a Marx Brothers movie.
Posted by: seamrog at April 30, 2015 11:15 PM (+H/o8)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 11:15 PM (CwVOr)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 11:15 PM (T1005)
That's why some make no sense at all. 50/50 for WA? An Officer and a Gentleman should rate better than that.
Posted by: Grabthar's Hammer at April 30, 2015 11:15 PM (Edob3)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 11:15 PM (B451F)
Posted by: DC in River City at April 30, 2015 11:16 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 11:17 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 11:17 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Sister Sestina at April 30, 2015 11:17 PM (fjP++)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 11:13 PM (T1005)
whats going on with truth revolt?
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 11:17 PM (AkOaV)
@195
Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 11:18 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 11:19 PM (nL0sw)
This documentary is depressing. And we've gone downhill since.
T
Posted by: Farmer at April 30, 2015 11:19 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 11:21 PM (B451F)
Posted by: ginaswo at April 30, 2015 11:21 PM (2EgyQ)
Posted by: arcadehero at April 30, 2015 11:22 PM (27BfC)
Posted by: arcadehero at April 30, 2015 11:23 PM (27BfC)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 11:23 PM (B451F)
I vote "nuke Japan harder"...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at April 30, 2015 11:24 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 11:24 PM (nL0sw)
Helluva good job, WeirdDave!!!! The ONT is Big League Stuff, and you did fine work with it.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 11:25 PM (T1005)
Thanks. I tried for a bit of everything, from funny to silly to serious/political.
Posted by: Weirddave at April 30, 2015 11:25 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 30, 2015 11:26 PM (D5iCY)
Thank you for the awesome ONT Weird Dave!
Thanks. I tried for a bit of everything, from funny to silly to serious/political.
Posted by: Weirddave at April 30, 2015 11:25 PM (WvS3w)
Fling it -- and if it sticks to the wall, it's an ONT!
Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 11:26 PM (T1005)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 30, 2015 10:42 PM (kivUY)
Swift, someone once said, was the graphic illustration of the saying, "Be careful who you step on, on your way up, for you will surely meet them on your way back down."
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2015 11:27 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 30, 2015 11:27 PM (OsWis)
Barry has said The Godfather is his favorite movie.
Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2015 11:28 PM (/+zDJ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 10:19 PM (jR7Wy)
Oh thank God!
Posted by: Van Halen at April 30, 2015 11:28 PM (ZRcoQ)
Posted by: Perry and Getzlaf Inc. at April 30, 2015 11:29 PM (evTiy)
And that concludes the first round of the draft.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 11:29 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2015 11:28 PM
Huh. Would have thought it was "Xanadu", or "Can't Stop The Music".
Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 11:29 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 11:30 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: chico at April 30, 2015 11:30 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 11:30 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 10:19 PM (jR7Wy)
Oh thank God!
Posted by: Van Halen
Cut. Jib. Newsletter.
Posted by: The Goat at April 30, 2015 11:31 PM (G4aHK)
Posted by: t-bird at April 30, 2015 11:31 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2015 11:28 PM
Huh. Would have thought it was "Xanadu", or "Can't Stop The Music".
I figured it would have been Brokeback Mountain.
Posted by: Infidel at April 30, 2015 11:31 PM (M1Ado)
Needz moar boobehs.
Posted by: DC in River City at April 30, 2015 11:31 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2015 11:32 PM (/+zDJ)
---------------
"Django Unchained"
Okay..., I'm just guessing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2015 11:32 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Taiwain at April 30, 2015 11:32 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: Infidel at April 30, 2015 11:31 PM
Not ghey enough.
Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 11:33 PM (tBSrv)
Does anyone know what Presdent Obama and Micheal Obama's favorite Movies are ????
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 30, 2015 11:26 PM (D5iCY)
Barack has a collection of private videos taken with Reggie Love. Michele's favorite is "Evita".
Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 11:33 PM (T1005)
Considering the commentariat surveyed one is aghast that Alabama didn't draw "The Rise and Fall of The City of Mahagonny." Next whiskey bar, and all.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 30, 2015 11:33 PM (xq1UY)
Hey cooth.
Nice ONT, WD.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 30, 2015 11:27 PM (OsWis)
Howdy, howdy!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 11:34 PM (T1005)
But it isn't. You know how a two-year-old fake-cries because his parents react to it? Yeah, like that.
Posted by: t-bird at April 30, 2015 11:34 PM (FcR7P)
I have various emails, probably best one is
nullisland
(at)
beckoningchasm
(dot)
(com)
I will surely regret this, but who cares, anyway. Kitty came through the dimensional portal just fine and is now ravaging various cities! Yay!
Posted by: Null at April 30, 2015 11:36 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2015 11:28 PM
I've often thought of myself as a really good looking Godfather of people and stuff.
Posted by: President Zoolander at April 30, 2015 11:36 PM (G4aHK)
Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 11:37 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2015 11:37 PM (ZRcoQ)
I can see Barry thinking he's Michael Corleone.
Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2015 11:32 PM (/+zDJ)
While everyone around him hears: "It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like
everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!"
Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 11:38 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 11:37 PM (UnJ7w)
IIRC, a cult referred to as the "Thugees."
Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 11:38 PM (nL0sw)
Hell, bags of dicks, boxes of rocks, and the dull tools in the shed have.
You'd think they'd have a little pride left. And they were anti-Imperialist too!
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 30, 2015 11:39 PM (xq1UY)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593801308957777920
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593813274627612672
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593814092915277826
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593814467827376128
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593832910978973698
Posted by: kbdabear at April 30, 2015 11:39 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 11:33 PM (tBSrv)
So something starting Liza Minelli and/or Judy Garland?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2015 11:39 PM (ZRcoQ)
I think "Fargo" was good. Not great, but good. Similar to "A Simple Plan", in that small-time crooks completely fail to make that big score.
"A Simple Plan" is better.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2015 11:39 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 30, 2015 11:40 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 30, 2015 11:40 PM (W5DcG)
Huh. Would have thought [BO's fave movie] was "Xanadu", or "Can't Stop The Music".
LOL. Still remember that one of the major reviews of Xanadu consisted of a single word: "Xanadon't."
In the meantime...
**Top Five Signs the Flick You're About To See is Gonna Suck**
5. Its original screenplay is by Barbra Streisand, its Original Score is by Oliver Stone
4. It's NOT a comedy. But Pauly Shore still has a cameo.
3. Was produced by the Church of Scientology
2. M. Night Shyamalan had ANYTHING to do with its getting made
1. Bruce Jenner plays both the male romantic lead *and* the female romantic lead
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2015 11:40 PM (elbY7)
When I was a child the word referred to poor people like my family who couldn't afford Apple jacks and had to eat kaboom cereal
Maybe all this rage in the street is ptsd from shitty breakfast cereal the "revolutionaries" had to eat. ????
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 30, 2015 11:41 PM (09DZ1)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593833194853703681
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593834229714288640
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593835752636678144
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593835909092605952
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593876856870338560
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593877340033155072
Posted by: kbdabear at April 30, 2015 11:42 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: DC in River City at April 30, 2015 11:42 PM (e+1S5)
the #1 'secret ingredient' to Kaboom cereal was lead paint chips.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2015 11:42 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: torabora at April 30, 2015 11:42 PM (62AK9)
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOZYoa_pod0
Posted by: rickl at April 30, 2015 11:43 PM (sdi6R)
The British arrested/killed all of them. Just like in Malaya.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thuggee
Posted by: andycanuck at April 30, 2015 11:43 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2015 11:43 PM (AVEe1)
Shirley Manson and Karen Gillan
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593811187957108736
Posted by: kbdabear at April 30, 2015 11:43 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2015 11:39 PM
Yeah, something like that. It would have to be FABULOUS, from go to whoa. Just including buttsex wouldn't be enough. He can get his fix of that anytime.
Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 11:44 PM (tBSrv)
I actually would have thought that, for most popular movie set in Kansas, "Wizard of Oz" would have run away with the title.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2015 11:43 PM (AVEe1)
Australia.
Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2015 11:45 PM (/+zDJ)
Posted by: Dr. Michaels at April 30, 2015 11:45 PM (TF10X)
Barry likes Brokeback Unchained.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 30, 2015 11:40 PM (W5DcG)
Zombie provided me a link to a guy at an event with a "At the Brokeback Mountains of Madness" t-shirt, which I have to admit was very clever......though, as Chi can affirm, I detest the movie.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 11:45 PM (T1005)
"Liza Minelli IS Travis Bickle..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2015 11:46 PM (elbY7)
And the only bouncy castle Ace ever got to play in was in the back of a Baltimore PD paddy-wagon.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 30, 2015 11:46 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 30, 2015 11:42 PM (GrXXa)
The one on the right in the blue top. Yes, ma'am! Tie me, beat me, make me write bad checks.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 11:46 PM (nL0sw)
"And, hey, if he's the Democratic nominee, I’m going to end up voting for him."
-----------------------
Yup. That says it all.
Or, He'll vote for Hillary.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2015 11:46 PM (F2IAQ)
Just an aside, Ovi is pretty awesome.
Saw him in 7-11 and he basically paid for everyone in line.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 30, 2015 11:46 PM (XAFOu)
I hate fucking monkeys and anyone who likes fucking monkeys.
Posted by: Soothsayer, live from Runway 4 at Logan at April 30, 2015 11:47 PM (1BhJn)
Posted by: Jeff Bezos at April 30, 2015 11:47 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Infidel at April 30, 2015 11:48 PM (M1Ado)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2015 11:39 PM
Good flick.
Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 11:48 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 11:49 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Infidel at April 30, 2015 11:49 PM (M1Ado)
M. Night is coming out with a new film. It has a budget of 5 million dollars and it's a found-footage film, complete with nausea-inducing shaky-cam.
http://tinyurl.com/lxsr9dc
Posted by: Thrawn at April 30, 2015 11:49 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: Bawny Fwank at April 30, 2015 11:49 PM (oNzCd)
Moving on to Idaho - "My Own Private Idaho" sucked. Was it really more popular than "Napoleon Dynamite"?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2015 11:49 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 11:50 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2015 11:50 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: Infidel at April 30, 2015 11:48 PM (M1Ado)
I love seeing athletes who are thugs. Warms the cockles of my heart.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 30, 2015 11:50 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2015 11:51 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 11:51 PM (nL0sw)
Maybe it's time for bed?
Posted by: andycanuck at April 30, 2015 11:52 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2015 11:50 PM (elbY7)
Any hope of a comeback for the aspiring Hitchcock was shattered, leveled, and crushed into dust after "The Happening".
Posted by: Thrawn at April 30, 2015 11:52 PM (wZ2hu)
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2015 11:53 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 11:49 PM (UnJ7w)
It's bullshit. Don't know how to explain it better than that. Another tool to put you in your place. Don't let them have the satisfaction.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 30, 2015 11:53 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2015 11:53 PM (8HGb7)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2015 11:54 PM (AVEe1)
351 Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2015 11:40 PM (elbY7) M. Night is coming out with a new film. It has a budget of 5 million dollars and it's a found-footage film, complete with nausea-inducing shaky-cam. http://tinyurl.com/lxsr9dc
Posted by: Thrawn at April 30, 2015 11:49 PM (wZ2hu)
It'll probably be better than After Earth though.
Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2015 11:54 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2015 11:54 PM (elbY7)
I wasn't sure about the monkey's butt story or the Barry story....but then I learn the T word is the new N word....
Posted by: torabora at April 30, 2015 11:42 PM (62AK9)
OK, the monkey's butt story -- it's old. And what you don't get is the context. The monkey is an endangered species, it's underage and its mom rejected it, and it wasn't supposed to get peanuts yet 'cause it wasn't big enough to handle 'em. And the keeper was going to be sent to a lifetime post as a Gobi Desert dust inspector if the monkey croaked, likely along with anyone within three degrees of consanguity. So he researched what mother monkeys do with their troublesome kids' digestive problems and did likewise.
It's not like he spooled this up on his CD player -- http://tinyurl.com/mdsdw2x
Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 11:54 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 11:55 PM (nL0sw)
Seth Rogen, "Observe and Report."
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2015 11:55 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 10:21 PM (CwVOr)
Concur. Much more likely to be "A Spam For All Seasons".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2015 11:55 PM (TdZJ9)
Traveling bandits from India.
Similarly, "assassin" comes from the hashishim, killers who smoked dope before doing their killings.
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at April 30, 2015 11:56 PM (JgC5a)
Posted by: Thrawn at April 30, 2015 11:52 PM
He was already fucked by then. The one-two punches of "The Village" and "Lady In The Water" *shudder* did it. "The Happening" was a mercy kill.
Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 11:56 PM (tBSrv)
Yea, I thought that and the Baltimore commentary were the best things on the whole thread, yet they've gotten the least response. Stoopid movie link I threw in at the last minute is most popular. Go figure.
Posted by: Weirddave at April 30, 2015 11:56 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Dave M at April 30, 2015 11:56 PM (Cbzos)
Posted by: Bitblt at April 30, 2015 11:56 PM (4m7VQ)
My favorite movie was Easy Rider.
The screenplay, acting, and cinematography were all fabulously nuanced.
Posted by: Peter Fonda at April 30, 2015 11:56 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: HR at April 30, 2015 11:57 PM (rHXGG)
All are unique, but each has that unmistakable Coen look...
Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2015 11:58 PM (8HGb7)
Posted by: HR at April 30, 2015 11:58 PM (rHXGG)
Posted by: Weirddave at April 30, 2015 11:56 PM (WvS3w)
How did WeirdDave get keys to the blog on his first day here???
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 30, 2015 11:59 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 01, 2015 12:00 AM (UnJ7w)
Is the MD state police chief Pelosi related to the witch Nancy Pelosi?
Posted by: Soothsayer, live from Runway 4 at Logan at May 01, 2015 12:00 AM (1BhJn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2015 11:50 PM
He always comes back. Shyamalan is the Terminator of directors.
Posted by: otho at May 01, 2015 12:00 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: the ever-dissatisfied Horde at May 01, 2015 12:01 AM (evTiy)
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 01, 2015 12:01 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: HR at May 01, 2015 12:02 AM (rHXGG)
364 Rain Man was a road movie, and the main action doesn't take place in Ohio, so shouldn't count for Ohio.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2015 11:54 PM (AVEe1)
Yeah. Tommy Boy would be a better choice. But that's also somewhat a road movie. Maybe Major League, but fuck Cleveland
We would be left with "Accepted," "Airborne," and "House Arrest." Ugh.
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2015 12:02 AM (zt+N6)
Which game? I'm bored. And these beers have told me they simply refuse to drink themselves.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 01, 2015 12:02 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Country Singer at May 01, 2015 12:03 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: JCM332 at May 01, 2015 12:03 AM (F9IEQ)
Just nice to see something positive.
Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2015 12:03 AM (M1Ado)
Posted by: Country Singer at May 01, 2015 12:03 AM (nL0sw)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_House
I'm going for Missouri.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 01, 2015 12:03 AM (AVEe1)
----------------------
The ONT is notoriously fickle. Thus, Maet's repeated, administratively applied punishments.
It isn't that they don't care.., and by 'they', I mean 'everyone else', the unappreciative bastards are just easily distracted.
*smugly points at 343*
See? I was paying attention.
Posted by: Peter Fonda at May 01, 2015 12:03 AM (F2IAQ)
*raised eyebrow* I've been toiling in the open blogger vineyards since January of 2014. I just volunteered to help out by writing this ONT while Maet is gone.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 01, 2015 12:04 AM (WvS3w)
George Soros owes some taxes. Yessiree Bob, he surely does.
http://bloom.bg/1zwGfVT
(via Drudge)
Posted by: MTF at May 01, 2015 12:04 AM (FCsIb)
She is from MD. Wasn't Pelosi's dad a big-time crook in MD?
Or governor? Same thing I guess.....
Posted by: JCM332 at May 01, 2015 12:05 AM (F9IEQ)
Posted by: HR at May 01, 2015 12:05 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2015 12:05 AM (F2IAQ)
See? I was paying attention.
Posted by: Peter Fonda at May 01, 2015 12:03 AM (F2IAQ)
****
*Equally smugly points to sock failure*
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 01, 2015 12:06 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Eddie Baby at May 01, 2015 12:06 AM (I7p3Q)
*that was bad*
Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2015 12:06 AM (M1Ado)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 01, 2015 12:06 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 01, 2015 12:06 AM (Zu3d9)
Ayyyyy!
Ayyyyy?
Posted by: Goth Fonzie at May 01, 2015 12:07 AM (G4aHK)
But I believe its about the movie's location, not where it was physically filmed.
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2015 12:07 AM (zt+N6)
It's a great ONT weirddave. I like the happy stories about good people.
It's getting so the news and all of tv is just, I don't know the right
word. But depressing and that's not what I want in my life.
Just nice to see something positive.
Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2015 12:03 AM (M1Ado)
Oh, I get you. I've grabbed onto hockey playoffs lately because, well, it is great that my team is back after 6 years, but even more than that, some days in the last few weeks I just don't even want to THINK about the crap that's going on out there, it's so overwhelming. I know it's a retreat from reality. I don't care. I NEED one.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 01, 2015 12:07 AM (WvS3w)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 01, 2015 12:07 AM (AVEe1)
*raised eyebrow* I've been toiling in the open blogger vineyards since January of 2014. I just volunteered to help out by writing this ONT while Maet is gone.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 01, 2015 12:04 AM (WvS3w)
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
But really, nice ONT.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 12:08 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty
--------
That wasn't a failure..., it was...., it was performance art , yeah, that's it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2015 12:08 AM (F2IAQ)
Sure, he'll pay up as soon as the MSDNC pays their back taxes.
Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2015 12:08 AM (M1Ado)
Thanks. I haven't been following college beisbol at all. BRB, gotta check on my 'Dores.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 01, 2015 12:08 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 01, 2015 12:09 AM (8HGb7)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 01, 2015 12:07 AM
It's better than that. It transcends it's genre. It's a near perfect movie, full stop.
Posted by: otho at May 01, 2015 12:09 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2015 12:10 AM (M1Ado)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 01, 2015 12:10 AM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2015 12:10 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 01, 2015 12:10 AM (UnJ7w)
http://www.damninteresting.com/the-thugs-of-india/
Posted by: The USA Left at May 01, 2015 12:11 AM (vhm6I)
"Groundhog Day" was filmed in Illinois.
Still think it should count as the Penn movie.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 01, 2015 12:11 AM (AVEe1)
He can go fuck himself in his fucking fuckhole.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at May 01, 2015 12:12 AM (G4aHK)
So probably related then.
Posted by: Soothsayer, live from Runway 4 at Logan at May 01, 2015 12:12 AM (1BhJn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2015 12:10 AM (F2IAQ)
*****
Why...why..it's almost as if they would not like to attribute that film to GA anymore. Almost...
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 01, 2015 12:13 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 01, 2015 12:13 AM (WvS3w)
I'm off to bed. Pups rise early.
I may be back anytime, damn puppy and wife who thinks we need 2 dogs.
Posted by: Farmer at May 01, 2015 12:13 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Ned Beatty at May 01, 2015 12:13 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Soothsayer, live from Runway 4 at Logan at May 01, 2015 12:13 AM (1BhJn)
Posted by: The Pigs at May 01, 2015 12:14 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2015 12:15 AM (M1Ado)
426 I'm disappointed that 'Deliverence' didn't score for Georgia. Don't be
Posted by: Ned Beatty at May 01, 2015 12:13 AM (AVEe1
Obligatory.
Ned Beatty Had the Hardest Part
https://youtu.be/j1KZOApOVlg
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2015 12:15 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Garrett at May 01, 2015 12:17 AM (A0UYZ)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 01, 2015 12:17 AM (WvS3w)
OMFG! 6-0. Wait. This is good. Ducks only get so many goals per series,
right? Let them waste them all tonight on a game that's already won, and
then they'll have none left for the next few games. Awwww, yea, that's a
PLAN, baby!
Posted by: Weirddave at May 01, 2015 12:13 AM (WvS3w)
It is a little-known fact that the male mallard has the greatest ratio of penis length to total body dimension among vertebrate species.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 12:18 AM (T1005)
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2015 12:18 AM (zt+N6)
If you go the reddit link in the article, this is the map the article's map was re-created from.
http://i.___ur.com/TAacmQo.png
Looks like they missed On the Waterfront and Silence of the Lambs when they, for whatever reason, re-made the map.
Posted by: Fight Club took place in Delaware? at May 01, 2015 12:18 AM (evTiy)
So...cool. Maybe I'll head down the parkway in a week or two and catch a game.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 01, 2015 12:18 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Country Singer at May 01, 2015 12:18 AM (nL0sw)
So what happened to Merovign?
Is it true he had a historectomy?
Posted by: Soothsayer, live from Runway 4 at Logan at May 01, 2015 12:13 AM (1BhJn)
Yep....his history is gone.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 12:19 AM (T1005)
Posted by: otho
****
You forgot about Signs.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 12:19 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2015 12:19 AM (M1Ado)
Posted by: cthulhu
****
And that they are prolific rapists.
Not kidding.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 12:20 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 12:19 AM (F0Cog)
Because when you are visiting a planet where a chemical compound that can MELT YOUR SKIN can fall from the sky, you go walking around it naked.
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2015 12:21 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 01, 2015 12:21 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Garrett at May 01, 2015 12:21 AM (A0UYZ)
Posted by: Zombie Ed McMahon at May 01, 2015 12:22 AM (G4aHK)
Posted by: buzzion
****
Or walk thru it- Morning dew.
You have super advanced tech, but don't use it!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 12:22 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: The Pigs at May 01, 2015 12:23 AM (F2IAQ)
Not kidding.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
We got nuthin'.
Posted by: Devious Dolphins at May 01, 2015 12:23 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 12:19 AM
Eh. That was actually a hit for him. And I know I'm gonna catch shit for this, but, I enjoy Signs, despite it's flaws. Yes, it's got stupid logic holes and whatnot, but it was effectively creepy, rather well told and put together well. I give Shyamalan credit where it's due for "Signs" and "Unbreakable".
Posted by: otho at May 01, 2015 12:24 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 12:19 AM (T1005)
OMG, he won't remember Gushie's holograms? The humanity...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 01, 2015 12:25 AM (ZRcoQ)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 12:26 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 01, 2015 12:26 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: otho at May 01, 2015 12:24 AM (tBSrv)
Don't give him credit for Unbreakable. He gives himself enough credit. I saw him doing a thing where he was doing talking bits during breaks when it aired on Fox or some other network. And he wanted to claim it as the reason for the rise and success of comic superhero movies.
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2015 12:26 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 01, 2015 12:27 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: otho at May 01, 2015 12:24 AM (tBSrv)
Ditto.
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 01, 2015 12:27 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: otho
****
(Throws shit at Otho who said he'd catch it)
I didn't find it very creepy myself.
Unbreakable and Sixth Sense were his best.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 12:28 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2015 12:26 AM
Hahahaha! That does sound just like Shyamalan. The dude thinks he's Orson Wells, or something.
Posted by: otho at May 01, 2015 12:28 AM (tBSrv)
Why do you care about Snowflake? Do you know him? Does he call you at home?
Do you have a dorsal fin?!?
Posted by: Ace Ventura at May 01, 2015 12:28 AM (G4aHK)
Posted by: Arson Wells
****
I still prefer female dolphins. A human if I am drunk and desperate.
Posted by: Horny Dolphin Roomate at May 01, 2015 12:29 AM (F0Cog)
It's a little game we call Ahab and Moby Dick.
Posted by: Sandra Fluketail at May 01, 2015 12:30 AM (t63wW)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 01, 2015 12:30 AM (WvS3w)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 12:30 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Ace Ventura at May 01, 2015 12:28 AM (G4aHK)
His name was Peter, duhh.
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 01, 2015 12:30 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 12:31 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Horny Dolphin Roomate at May 01, 2015 12:29 AM (F0Cog)
Peter? Is that you?
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 01, 2015 12:31 AM (UnJ7w)
Hey-OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Posted by: Zombie Ed McMahon at May 01, 2015 12:32 AM (G4aHK)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 01, 2015 12:30 AM (WvS3w)
*****
Maroon color scheme with white stripes FTW!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 01, 2015 12:32 AM (cIoI4)
464 Shyamalan, two hits and three big steaming...misses.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 12:31 AM (F0Cog)
Only three? "The Last Airbender." "After Earth." "The Happening." "Lady in the Water"
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2015 12:32 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 12:33 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Ace Ventura at May 01, 2015 12:33 AM (G4aHK)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 12:28 AM
Fair enough. It's hard to defend "Signs", I just like it. Gibson and Phoenix were really, really good in it. I was very impressed by Gibson in it. Good use of tension and suspense in "Signs" and very well shot (Though I suspect his DP had a lot to do with the style os his earlier flicks). "Sixth Sense" didn't do it for me. Guessed the setup pretty quickly and found it fairly tedious.
Posted by: otho at May 01, 2015 12:33 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: sodak at May 01, 2015 12:34 AM (rY6s/)
Posted by: cthulhu
-------------------------------------
* giant sucking sound *
Posted by: Air handler at May 01, 2015 12:34 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 01, 2015 12:32 AM (cIoI4)
*****
Monthly. Damnit! So close.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 01, 2015 12:34 AM (XrHO0)
Danica Patrick got dropped by Go Daddy, but she managed to pull some
strings and get picked up by Tampax.
Hey-OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Posted by: Zombie Ed McMahon at May 01, 2015 12:32 AM (G4aHK)
First and only time I've used mod powers to edit my own post, but I screwed up the joke so BADLY that I did. Let it be know for posterity that I fucked up the joke, even if post 461 doesn't reflect it anymore.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 01, 2015 12:35 AM (WvS3w)
Posted by: The Witch Doctor at May 01, 2015 12:35 AM (TdZJ9)
Posted by: buzzion
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Wow. I had forgotten those. Great. Back to therapy since you destroyed the mental block.
Thanks a f*cking lot Buzzion.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 12:35 AM (F0Cog)
Have a great night. See you tomorrow probably. Happy Friday Eve.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 01, 2015 12:36 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Rapey dolphin at May 01, 2015 12:37 AM (t63wW)
Threadwinner!
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at May 01, 2015 12:37 AM (G4aHK)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 12:37 AM (F0Cog)
[We used to have a vertical furnace in a closet, with the same prefilter/electrostatic setup, but we moved the air handler into the attic and took over its space as a closet.]
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 12:38 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Rapey dolphin
****
You and a thousand other dolphins. Hell, he was popular with narwhals too.
Posted by: Horny Dolphin at May 01, 2015 12:39 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 12:37 AM (F0Cog)
The Grudge creeped me out, but then again i'm a big fan of Japanese horror.
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 01, 2015 12:40 AM (UnJ7w)
https://youtu.be/VCTOpdlZJ8U
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2015 12:41 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Rapey Dolphin at May 01, 2015 12:41 AM (TdZJ9)
Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2015 12:41 AM (M1Ado)
[We used to have a vertical furnace in a closet, with the same prefilter/electrostatic setup, but we moved the air handler into the attic and took over its space as a closet.]
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 12:38 AM (T1005)
*****
Wow. A pretty impressive assault on air impurities.
What do you do in this area when you go outside?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 01, 2015 12:42 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Rapey dolphin at May 01, 2015 12:42 AM (t63wW)
489 That saucy minx dolphin from that awful show SeaQuest DSV?..........railed til she squealed like a chipmunk in a blender.
Posted by: Rapey dolphin at May 01, 2015 12:42 AM (t63wW)
Darwin.
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2015 12:43 AM (zt+N6)
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I gave up on the electrostatic, a Honeywell. It just did not do much. I replaced it with a 4 x 20 x 20 pleated paper filter that I replace once a year. No pre-filter.
Posted by: Air handler at May 01, 2015 12:46 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Dark Scrotumed Macaque at May 01, 2015 12:47 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: otho at May 01, 2015 12:24 AM (tBSrv)
Don't give him credit for Unbreakable. He gives himself enough credit. I saw him doing a thing where he was doing talking bits during breaks when it aired on Fox or some other network. And he wanted to claim it as the reason for the rise and success of comic superhero movies.
Posted by: buzzion
Oh he gets credit for sure, but the real hero of the show was the editor.
All of the cut-out scenes on the DVD extra feature were absolutely horrid.
That editor saved the movie.
And I'm with the minority that liked 'Signs' but immediately recognized what a farcical plot it contained.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2015 12:48 AM (KhFZp)
Posted by: Rapey dolphin at May 01, 2015 12:49 AM (t63wW)
Posted by: Rapey dolphin
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She is quite the squeaker. Had to stuff a toy in her mouth.
Posted by: Horny Dolphin at May 01, 2015 12:49 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 01, 2015 12:50 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 01, 2015 12:50 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2015 12:51 AM (M1Ado)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 01, 2015 12:51 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Rapey dolphin
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There's a reason it smelled like that. She's also not into male dolphins anyway.
Posted by: Horny Dolphin at May 01, 2015 12:52 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2015 12:52 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 01, 2015 12:52 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 01, 2015 12:52 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: The IRS at May 01, 2015 12:53 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Cowboy at May 01, 2015 12:53 AM (F78YM)
checked the prefilter 15 minutes ago, changed it 10 minutes ago, can already feel the difference.
Posted by: cthulhu
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* giant sucking sound *
Posted by: Air handler at May 01, 2015 12:34 AM (F2IAQ)
I keep wanting to build an analog pressure gauge that I saw in a gallery of soviet bomb-shelter pics. You take a piece of clear plastic and rout out arough U that starts with a chamber near the right edge, goes vertically down, rises diagonally leftward for a bit, then goes vertically up a short bit into another chamber at the same height as the first. You then glue a clear piece of the same plastic on the front.
The only moving part is some fluid that doesn't evaporate (much) that isn't clear. Red-tinted glycerin is about right. The idea is that you put it with the longer vertical section on the higher-pressure side of two pressures you want to compare. If the pressure differential gets to be too much, the fluid fills one of the chambers and remaining pressure bubbles freely. To "set", merely disconnect both ends.
In my case, I could run a tube to the region right before the air handler but after both filters as the low pressure end, then run the high pressure end to regular hallway air, and it would give me a graphic display of how clogged my filters were. That way, it wouldn't be based on a calendar and would be more accurate as to the effects on system performance.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 12:54 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 01, 2015 12:54 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Sexually frustrated bonobo looking at other side of Wuhan Zoo monkey enclosure at May 01, 2015 12:55 AM (t63wW)
Squeal my name!
Posted by: The IRS at May 01, 2015 12:56 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 01, 2015 12:57 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Sexually frustrated bonobo looking at other side of Wuhan Zoo monkey enclosur
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Told you that was his favorite.
Posted by: Bonobo Monkey at May 01, 2015 12:57 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Sexually frustrated bonobo looking at other side of Wuhan Zoo monkey enclosure at May 01, 2015 12:55 AM (t63wW)
Some primates get prime ate. Sucks to be you.
Posted by: Rapey Dolphin at May 01, 2015 12:58 AM (TdZJ9)
Posted by: Bonobo Monkey at May 01, 2015 01:00 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Sexually frustrated bonobo looking at other side of Wuhan Zoo monkey enclosure at May 01, 2015 01:00 AM (t63wW)
Incidentally, the next time I design HVAC, I will not have to go into
the attic monthly to service filters. (The prefilter is above the
hallway -- the electrostatic precipitator main filter is up next to the
air handler. The prefilters catch 90% of the crap and are
[We used to have a vertical furnace in a closet, with the same
prefilter/electrostatic setup, but we moved the air handler into the
attic and took over its space as a closet.]
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 12:38 AM (T1005)
*****
Wow. A pretty impressive assault on air impurities.
What do you do in this area when you go outside?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 01, 2015 12:42 AM (cIoI4)
Short answer: sneeze.
Longer (and less jokey) answer -- since childhood, I've had serious allergies in the last part of October and the first part of June. Other than that, I could be dusted in pollen until I'm totally yellow and have no problems -- but that doesn't mean I want it all over my house. The cheap prefilter/ESP system doesn't cost a whole lot and really cleans things up -- and I have to run internal fans anyway because otherwise the West end of the house would be miserable every afternoon.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 01:00 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2015 01:03 AM (M1Ado)
The prefilters catch 90% of the crap and are
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I gave up on the electrostatic, a Honeywell. It just did not do
much. I replaced it with a 4 x 20 x 20 pleated paper filter that I
replace once a year. No pre-filter.
Posted by: Air handler at May 01, 2015 12:46 AM (F2IAQ)
Ours is a Trion. The vanes get covered in schmutz, so I'm thinking it works.
If I tried a pleated filter, it'd be 6" deep in crap in a year. I should post pictures of what I just dumped.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 01:03 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Roman Porpoiseski at May 01, 2015 01:04 AM (t63wW)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 01:06 AM (F0Cog)
Incidentally, when you're looking to have advanced technology built, maintained, and used by peasants, often with the wrong parts -- the soviet union was awesome. Depending on size, you could make that analog differential pressure meter about as accurate as you wanted -- and still have it turned out by Pashtun tribesmen.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 01:07 AM (T1005)
Which I installed at our last house. I would faithfully record pressure drop every month, and change the filter when it looked like it needed it.
I have found the 4" thick filter to be superior to the electrostatic. Too bad you are so far away as I would happily fix you up with a spare Magnehelic
that I have. Hell..., I'd probably ship it if you were interested.
BTW..., you *did* drop a couple of ant-fungal/bacteria tablets in the condensate pan..., didn't you?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2015 01:09 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 01:07 AM (T1005)
*Suspiciously eyes bottle of Stolichnaya on counter*
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 01, 2015 01:10 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 12:37 AM
Wanted to like PA... but, "found footage" type flicks drive me to distraction. Would have gotten into it had it used tradtional filming techniques.
Posted by: otho at May 01, 2015 01:13 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2015 01:15 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Oedipus at May 01, 2015 01:15 AM (CXLVd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2015 01:15 AM (TdZJ9)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2015 12:48 AM
That sounds about right. Editing. He had some real talent to rely on for those earlier flicks.
Posted by: otho at May 01, 2015 01:15 AM (tBSrv)
And this is why we should not have sex with their womenz.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2015 10:21 PM (VPLuQ)
Reposted for emphasis
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 01, 2015 01:16 AM (qry2M)
@washingtonpost 57m
No, Jon Stewart, $1 trillion wasn't spent on Afghanistan schools at the expense of Baltimore http://wapo.st/1dyuhkw
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2015 01:16 AM (KhFZp)
https://youtu.be/1nLRymWv-CA
Posted by: Country Singer at May 01, 2015 01:17 AM (nL0sw)
123 113: in that case, I suspect Night of the Living Dead is the movie that should be on the list (for PA), not The Deer Hunter.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 30, 2015 10:34 PM (20X6f)
Agreed.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 01, 2015 01:18 AM (qry2M)
Oh, and here's a helpful tip for understanding American politics... when a Democrat talks about "taking money out of politics", he means "take out" as in "withdraw". So, Democrats want to withdraw money from politics, not get rid of money in politics.
And Republicans? Yeah, they're different because, uh, reasons and stuff.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 01, 2015 01:19 AM (a5m3K)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Careful...., I'm a heartbeat away from transferring something *off* of my crap pile, *onto* cthulu's crap pile.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2015 01:19 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2015 01:20 AM (zt+N6)
The Deer Hunter is the most popular in PA?
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It was good, except for the real-time wedding sequence. Wayyyy too long.
If I remember correctly, it was controversial at the time because it portrayed the V.C. prison guards in a negative light. Some things never change.
Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces at May 01, 2015 01:21 AM (EARfr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2015 01:22 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces at May 01, 2015 01:23 AM (EARfr)
cthulhu - Yes. A liquid manometer will work, but the trick item is : http://tinyurl.com/kdhfcs5
Which I installed at our last house. I would faithfully record
pressure drop every month, and change the filter when it looked like it
needed it.
I have found the 4" thick filter to be superior to the
electrostatic. Too bad you are so far away as I would happily fix you up
with a spare Magnehelic
that I have. Hell..., I'd probably ship it if you were interested.
BTW..., you *did* drop a couple of ant-fungal/bacteria tablets in the condensate pan..., didn't you?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2015 01:09 AM (F2IAQ)
That does look very nice -- the reason I was thinking of building the analog liquid one was to give it an "arts-and-crafts" touch. If I were looking to do it seriously, I'd use an electronic sensor and network it in. That way I could graph the results.
We will probably spin the AC about 15 times this year. We only did it tonight because the outside temperature is holding high, not because it peaked high. The house was very livable for 50 years with no AC at all. So, no, we don't worry much about the condensate pan....it spends most of its time quite dry.
Tomorrow's supposed to hit 65 degrees by 10 pm, so we probably will be relying more on the whole-house fan than the AC. It's just that it currently is 72, and two hours ago it was 80, and the fiancee needs to function on NC time tomorrow.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 01:24 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Oedipus at May 01, 2015 01:24 AM (CXLVd)
cthulu - Dwyer liquid manometers are pretty cheap
http://tinyurl.com/obcmokt
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2015 01:15 AM (F2IAQ)
Part of it would be the pleasure of building one.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 01:26 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 01, 2015 01:26 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Oedipus at May 01, 2015 01:28 AM (CXLVd)
Posted by: the Secret Service at May 01, 2015 01:29 AM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2015 01:19 AM (F2IAQ)
I hear you. My crap pile just "grew" by three items today, one of which was a swivel office chair that I'm using right now. But I compensated by taking apart three defunct office swivel chairs, and throwing the combustible parts into the burn barrel.
Maybe I can use one of the gas struts under my tractor seat?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2015 01:31 AM (TdZJ9)
I know where a couple of those Magnehelic differential pressure gauges
are sitting at a friend's place in AJ. Probably could get one for a
dozen beer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Careful...., I'm a heartbeat away from transferring something *off* of my crap pile, *onto* cthulu's crap pile.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2015 01:19 AM (F2IAQ)
You have no idea. I was *this close* to transferring 400 pounds of shit onto Merovign's crap pile.......
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 01:32 AM (T1005)
2x PPCs and a metric f**kton of heatsinks!
Posted by: Oedipus
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Extended Range Lasers and some LRM20s
Max armor
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 01:33 AM (F0Cog)
cthulu - Gotta go. I'm on Yahoo group if you're interested in the guage.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2015 01:22 AM (F2IAQ)
Pass -- gotta lighten up if I'm headed out that way.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 01:34 AM (T1005)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at May 01, 2015 01:35 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 01, 2015 01:37 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 01:39 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 01, 2015 01:40 AM (qry2M)
http://tinyurl.com/mddgfn8
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 01:43 AM (F0Cog)
Well, hell -- how this really came up. I walked into the kitchen while the fiancee was unwrapping an ice-cream sandwich, and I went on alert in case it was a crackling flame or appliance problem....then relaxed when it was a wrapper. And that led me to think it wasn't http://tinyurl.com/mpr38oy
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 01:48 AM (T1005)
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2015 12:32 AM (zt+N6)
I give M.Night a pass on Airbender simply because I don't think he had any power in it. It seemed he was attached as director by the studio in order to try to milk his name but I don't think he had any power in it.
And After Earth was Will Smith's vanity project and so I put that all on him, again I think M.Night knew he was there just so "Directed by Will Smith" wasn't something that was actually on the movie poster and so M.Night traded on the remaining embers of his fame for one last shot at a pay check with a star that might be able to rekindle M.Night's career.
Lady in the Water and The Happening- those are all on him and his ego.
Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 01, 2015 01:49 AM (Lqb+9)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 01, 2015 01:50 AM (dF04M)
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2015 01:20 AM (zt+N6)
Price conscious Morans might want to wait a couple days- I've read rumors Steam will have a Star Wars sale on May 4th (though what games will see a discount wasn't part of that rumor so it may make no difference).
Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 01, 2015 01:51 AM (Lqb+9)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 01, 2015 01:52 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 01:53 AM (T1005)
Also gog.com, some of the comments suggest they have different versions? I don't really know the details, just suggesting folks be sure you know what you're buying.
Also, are the lucasarts games considered canon? I ask because I was reminded in the video that you fly a bunch of missions for Grand Admiral Thrawn in TIE Fighter.
Posted by: Methos at May 01, 2015 01:54 AM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 01:54 AM (T1005)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 01, 2015 01:55 AM (dF04M)
That phrase always reminds me of this:
https://youtu.be/vUHlxBZMiqw
(Yes, it's SFW)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 01, 2015 01:56 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 01, 2015 01:59 AM (qry2M)
Pretty good on my end, other than that I'm at work right now. We had a
guy quit and another's on vacation, so I'm covering graveyard for a
couple weeks.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 01, 2015 01:55 AM (dF04M)
Still doing chemistry on an agricultural product mostly grown within a certain distance of somewhere?
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 02:02 AM (T1005)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at May 01, 2015 02:02 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 01, 2015 02:05 AM (dF04M)
Primarily, but making packaging materials temporarily.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 01, 2015 02:05 AM (dF04M)
Just so long as it pays.
The process of convincing the fiancee to git while things still seem good continues apace. I'm seeing some cracks in the ice. I'm also seeing a tsunami headed for our shores, however......
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 02:08 AM (T1005)
No state has an inherent right to survive through conscript troops and, in the long run, no state ever has. Roman matrons used to say to their sons: “Come back with your shield, or on it.” Later on this custom declined. So did Rome.
R.Heinlien
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 01, 2015 02:08 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2015 02:09 AM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 01, 2015 02:12 AM (OsWis)
Democracy is based on the assumption that a million men are wiser than one man. How’s that again? I missed something.
Autocracy is based on the assumption that one man is wiser than a million men. Let’s play that over again, too. Who decides?
R.Heinlien
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 01, 2015 02:13 AM (qry2M)
Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man.
Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded -- here and there, now and
then -- are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently
despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all
right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from
creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the
people then slip back into abject poverty.
This is known as "bad luck."
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 02:16 AM (T1005)
movies thing is dumb. Minnesota does not get Grumpy Old Men and is just stuck sharing Fargo?
And people from ND mostly hated that movie. No one enjoys watching
Hollyweird ham fistedly caricaturize their customs. *note I have not
watched it so I have no idea if I would have set aside that baggage and
enjoyed the movie or not.
heres a minnesota movie every moron needs to see especially in the weeks or days before deer season
Escanaba in da Moonlight
http://tinyurl.com/ogfubht
Posted by: jimmytheclaw at May 01, 2015 02:18 AM (dNYE1)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 01, 2015 02:20 AM (qry2M)
Nowadays, not having a 1080 HD TV is considered being in poverty.
We're a spoiled nation.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 01, 2015 02:22 AM (OsWis)
This is known as "bad luck."
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 02:16 AM (T1005)
One of my favs, it is
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 01, 2015 02:22 AM (qry2M)
Don't you know you're gonna shock the monkey!
Posted by: Monkey getting bungholelicked at May 01, 2015 02:23 AM (t63wW)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 01, 2015 02:24 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: jimmytheclaw at May 01, 2015 02:27 AM (dNYE1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6atUODsWGs&list=RDO6atUODsWGs&index=1
Baby, its you,
Very Psychedelic
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 01, 2015 02:28 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 01, 2015 02:32 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 01, 2015 02:34 AM (qry2M)
The problem cooth, is that "poverty" is constantly being redefined.
Nowadays, not having a 1080 HD TV is considered being in poverty.
We're a spoiled nation.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 01, 2015 02:22 AM (OsWis)
No, the problem is that RAH was talking about real, honest-to-god, actual poverty. The kind where you shit in designated holes-in-the-ground (outhouses) and occasionally eat squirrel. That's how my paternal grandfather lived -- my dad and uncle went back and put in gas heat in (IIRC) 1971 -- and went back to install indoor plumbing in 1973.
All the folks that think that meat comes wrapped in a bag or on a plastic-sealed tray are in for an education.....and that doesn't even start to address the millions who have never cooked themselves a meal.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 02:34 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 01, 2015 02:35 AM (qry2M)
beautiful sunset underway.
after all these years I am still amazed at how fast the amount of light changes around here.
Posted by: jc at May 01, 2015 02:38 AM (iRJ+A)
That is mind-blowing in itself, that so many cannot cook, much less know where the hell meat comes from.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 01, 2015 02:38 AM (OsWis)
kotor and kotor2 are $3 each
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2015 02:38 AM (bLnSU)
Chris Matthews lamented that there's no summer work programs. Yes, give them a job and pay them just to show up(possibly on time). First, they need to learn how to read, write, speak, dress, etc. Why not just pay them to go to summer school and base their pay on academic performance, provided the teachers don't fix the grades ala Atlanta, GA.
Posted by: hadoop at May 01, 2015 02:38 AM (2X7pN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 01, 2015 02:39 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 01, 2015 02:40 AM (OsWis)
there's a star wars sale *now* on steam, though it will probably go through the 4th.
kotor and kotor2 are $3 each
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2015 02:38 AM (bLnSU)
MERO!!!! How ya doin', bud???
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 02:41 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 01, 2015 02:38 AM (OsWis)
===meat? most of them have never even killed a carrot either. they have never once taken any responsibility for their own food.
Posted by: jc at May 01, 2015 02:41 AM (iRJ+A)
http://galeri.uludagsozluk.com/r/kelly-brook-463367/
Kelly brook would wave, but it's only a photo.
But I'll wave for he.r *waves* heh
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 01, 2015 02:41 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Deleted scene from ST:TNG at May 01, 2015 02:42 AM (t63wW)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 01, 2015 02:42 AM (OsWis)
M.Night had power on Airbender. If you'd seen the animated series and then heard about what was going on in the filming you'd know. For instance he was changing the character name pronunciations to match how they "really are pronounced" rather than how they were pronounced on the series. And yes that was his arrogance.
And M. Night was also a co-writer on After Earth.
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2015 02:43 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2015 02:44 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2015 02:38 AM (bLnSU)
Hope yer feelin better!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_vJBz2_LtE
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 01, 2015 02:45 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: goon at May 01, 2015 02:45 AM (gy5kE)
Might get to hang out tomorrow night. Shoulder and wound feel a lot better until I start moving things.
While a few people have tried, no one has ever stabbed me before. Now I know what it feels like!
It's on my left side, I sleep on my left side. I can't sleep on my left side.
Makes sleep a challenge.
How you?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2015 02:45 AM (bLnSU)
You have a point there, cooth.
That is mind-blowing in itself, that so many cannot cook, much less know where the hell meat comes from.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 01, 2015 02:38 AM (OsWis)
It's frightening. There's a bunch of people out there who know how to throw rocks and set fire to trashcans and blockade ball games and threaten drivers.....and expect McDonalds to have a McDouble with cheese when they break for lunch.....or maybe they'll have a Jumbo Jack if they have a coupon.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 02:45 AM (T1005)
After the peanutty monkey feces that were the prequels, I can completely believe it.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at May 01, 2015 02:47 AM (t63wW)
Posted by: hallucinogenic toads at May 01, 2015 02:49 AM (1FyZ2)
Shamalayan is very talented, unfortunately that's the position he starts from in his decisions. And they're sometimes very wrong. Which he won't see because, you know, talent.
Some people have talent and know their limits, some don't.
Some people have no talent and don't know their limits, which is also entertaining if you have no compassion.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2015 02:49 AM (bLnSU)
I'm surprised at how many people don't know how to cook. I was at a party years ago where they had an ELECTRIC grill(this is prior to the George Foreman POS). They had all these burgers and hot dogs, and the person trying to cook was basically destroying the food making it inedible. How fcuking dumb to you have to be in order to ruin a hot dog?
After two beers, I told the idiot(the host's newest boyfriend) to get me another beer and finished cooking all the meat. I prayed for the host's three children.
Posted by: hadoop at May 01, 2015 02:51 AM (2X7pN)
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2015 02:43 AM
He just can't help himself, can he? I have a theory that he has enough director savvy and flair to redeem himself IF he was kept away from the writing process, managed to secure a good screenplay and just directed. He thinks he's some sort of auteur genius, though. Trouble is, who's gonna let him have their good script? It'd be the kiss of death for the project. Someone needs to to tell him to shut the fuck up, sit your skinny ass down and just direct.
Posted by: otho at May 01, 2015 02:53 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: More on the cutting room floor of ST:TNG at May 01, 2015 02:54 AM (t63wW)
Going to sleep soon, cooth. I meant to drop in last night but i've been off-schedule.M
Might get to hang out tomorrow night. Shoulder and wound feel a lot better until I start moving things.
While a few people have tried, no one has ever stabbed me before. Now I know what it feels like!
It's on my left side, I sleep on my left side. I can't sleep on my left side.
Makes sleep a challenge.
How you?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2015 02:45 AM (bLnSU)
Hangin' in there, bro. More worried about you than I am myself. Looked up the deets on your new toy -- side effects supposedly include anxiety. I'm thinking, if you qualify for the gizmo but don't get one, I could understand -- but if you qualify for one and you get it, this is supposed to increase anxiety?!?!?!? From a baseline of qualifying?!?!?
Rest well, heal up, and we'll be glad to see ya up-and-at-'em soonest!
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 02:57 AM (T1005)
Posted by: otho at May 01, 2015 02:53 AM (tBSrv
He believes he is the Mary Sue character he wrote for himself in Lady in the Water.
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2015 03:00 AM (zt+N6)
notice almost nothing has a side effect of euphoria.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2015 03:01 AM (bLnSU)
Franks are good esp. C. Martel
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 01, 2015 03:02 AM (qry2M)
**pulls out boombox**
**starts playing the Bloodhound Gang**
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals,
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel...
Posted by: zoo worker, wearing goofy monkey costume at May 01, 2015 03:03 AM (1FyZ2)
anxiety? dude, i live there. gonna have to change side effect zip codes for me to notice.
notice almost nothing has a side effect of euphoria.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2015 03:01 AM (bLnSU)
Well, there is one group of treatments.....but you have the wrong plumbing -- http://tinyurl.com/jwdkxrv . Sorry.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 03:08 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 01, 2015 03:10 AM (OsWis)
*sobs while trying to re-form top hat*
Where did my monacle go??!!!
Posted by: Mr. Peanut after being licked out of a monkey's rectum at May 01, 2015 03:11 AM (t63wW)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 01, 2015 03:12 AM (OsWis)
OK, I don't know just changing names is all that was wrong with Airbender but if he had more power than that then yeah, that is on him. But I still can't put anywhere near that much blame on him for AE. He may have been 'co-writer' but in a vanity project that is like being the General Manager under Jerry Jones- a title with no power to do anything that the guy in charge doesn't want and often just there to be the yes man for decisions the ego in charge has already committed itself to.
Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 01, 2015 03:13 AM (Lqb+9)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 01, 2015 03:14 AM (OsWis)
*sobs while trying to re-form top hat*
Where did my monacle go??!!!
Posted by: Mr. Peanut after being licked out of a monkey's rectum at May 01, 2015 03:11 AM (t63wW)<<<
**puts arm around shoulder**
It'll be okay, man. It'll be okay.
Posted by: naked Yellow M+M at May 01, 2015 03:20 AM (1FyZ2)
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio.
Posted by: Mr. Peanut after being licked out of a monkey's rectum at May 01, 2015 03:21 AM (t63wW)
Posted by: Raider Nation at May 01, 2015 03:23 AM (OsWis)
Do they?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 01, 2015 03:14 AM (OsWis)<<<
Oh. My. God. That's disgusting. What's wrong with you?
Posted by: freak drinking civet coffee at May 01, 2015 03:25 AM (1FyZ2)
Leads me to using very derogatorily language it does.
Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 01, 2015 03:29 AM (Lqb+9)
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2015 03:00 AM
At least THAT level of arrogance, combined with his onscreen "acting" is a thing of the past. Or, is it...? Nah, I can't see anyone allowing him to do that again.
Posted by: otho at May 01, 2015 03:29 AM (tBSrv)
I encountered that twice tonight. I have a ballot here for things I don't care that much about except mayor, then clerk, a few other things, not many, only four categories. So I looked for Republicans. Looked up each name individually. I marked a faint x by Democrats, a faint ? by independent the cop out designation, and voted for Republican, except for the largest category that didn't have one. Left that blank. Uck'emfay, let 'em duke it out amongst themselves.
Why? To counteract the nonsense of "He's the Democrat candidate so that's a no-brainer for me" type comments I read continuously. And I hate that, but that's the way it is. Their incredible stupidity that leads to supporting straight up criminal activity must be countered somehow and this is it. I must vote stupidly too. To counteract stupid little sister's reliably stupid and myopic vote. Such is the stupid situation created by catch basin for all troubled souls, Democrat Party. And it is ever thus.
Posted by: bour3 at May 01, 2015 03:38 AM (5x3+2)
Posted by: otho at May 01, 2015 03:29 AM (tBSrv)
Him, no. Actually wouldn't be surprised if he never sniffs a big motion picture again. But there will be another. In Hollywood there is always another.
Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 01, 2015 03:39 AM (Lqb+9)
if they all suck, do what i did last year when my choice for governor was either Moonbeam Brown or Neal CashAndCarry, the Beltway RINO who told gun owners here in #Failifornia he wasn't interested in their votes, because he said he didn't care about our gun rights.
i took him at his word and blocked in the circles for both of the fascist nanny state assholes.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 01, 2015 04:11 AM (RiMtm)
now where will they spend all that EBT goodness?
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 01, 2015 04:12 AM (RiMtm)
if they all suck, do what i did last year when my choice for governor was either Moonbeam Brown or Neal CashAndCarry, the Beltway RINO who told gun owners here in #Failifornia he wasn't interested in their votes, because he said he didn't care about our gun rights.
i took him at his word and blocked in the circles for both of the fascist nanny state assholes.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 01, 2015 04:11 AM (RiMtm)
If you have to use one of those Dibold machines, you don't have that option. Of course, at least there is a printed record that indicates that no choice was made...
Posted by: The Voting Hat at May 01, 2015 04:14 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: RickZ at May 01, 2015 04:18 AM (S1/Kn)
Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 10:19 PM (MQEz6)
I only wish that was all lefties 'just' did. They also vote in lemming-like fashion. The Dems really do have the zombie vote totally sewed up.
Posted by: RickZ at May 01, 2015 04:24 AM (S1/Kn)
i just take my signed and sealed envelope down to a polling place shove it in the box on election day...
because i don't trust the USPS to actually deliver ballots.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 01, 2015 04:31 AM (RiMtm)
now, to get a reloading press for that size, so i can shoot sporting clays with it. ;-)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 01, 2015 04:34 AM (RiMtm)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 01, 2015 04:36 AM (RiMtm)
Police Lt. Benito Gonzalez Jr. pleaded guilty to a lewdness charge in Cherry Hill Municipal Court on March 11, according to a court record retrieved by the Courier Post. He will pay fines and court costs of $360.
Ted Cruz: See, that's what I'm saying -- when was the last time you saw a hispanic with his hand out?
Posted by: Emotional Protestor at May 01, 2015 04:52 AM (xQX/f)
Here is "Atom Heart Mother" by Pink Floyd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyRJzdKUho0
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 01, 2015 05:21 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 05:29 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 01, 2015 05:29 AM (0Ew3K)
It really gets my underoos in a bunch that inarticulate, nonproductive thuggees get wall-to-wall coverage on CNN, but the SpaceX and Blue Origins launches merit nary a peep.
Why, it's like they don't want us to be proud of our country or celebrate private industry, or somethin'.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 01, 2015 05:41 AM (jR7Wy)
#NeedsSomeCharmin
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 01, 2015 05:42 AM (xQX/f)
I'm not sure I understand this whole process. So if I'm pissed off at some place or something or somebody I'm going to go riot and burn down my own neighborhood. is that how this works?
I think so! I'm pissed at my boss, so I'm going to go smash my elderly neighbor's windows and burn her car. Justice!!
Posted by: LASue at May 01, 2015 05:46 AM (BkBmj)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 01, 2015 05:48 AM (dF04M)
#IKnowItsMe,NotYou
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 01, 2015 05:51 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 06:05 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Emotional Protestor at May 01, 2015 06:08 AM (xQX/f)
I think the Little Detroit section just got bigger. It will be interesting to see if the Inner Harbor shrivels up now that the rest of the city has decided to show its hostility there.
Posted by: Typo dynamofo at May 01, 2015 06:19 AM (i7JE3)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 06:19 AM (VPLuQ)
I got a rock. To the head.
Posted by: Sgt. Charlie Brown, BPD at May 01, 2015 06:32 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: hadoop at May 01, 2015 06:33 AM (2X7pN)
What we have today is a horror.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 06:34 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Sgt. Charlie Brown, BPD at May 01, 2015 06:32 AM (xQX/f)
Could've been worse, Charlie. You could've got a dildo.
Where's the first in a series of open threads????
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 06:35 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: LASue at May 01, 2015 05:46 AM (BkBmj)
Remember how Bel Air and Beverly Hills burned after the Rodney King verdict?
I threw a tantrum at Tiffany's window and the think didn't even crack.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 06:37 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: hadoop at May 01, 2015 06:33 AM (2X7pN)
I would think "Forest Gump" is more appropriate to Louisiana or Alabama?
The obvious Florida films are "The Palm Beach Story" or "Some Like It Hot." Wait - "Key Largo." Yup.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 06:42 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 06:35 AM (St6BJ)
Once the sun comes up, the ONT becomes an Open thread. It's magic. Like how King Barry the Petulant has rescued our economy from that miserable excuse for a president, Bush. I mean, c'mon, Bush's 5% unemployment rate was rigged. President Boyfriend never lies, he's a straight shooter and is totally above board.
Posted by: RickZ at May 01, 2015 06:43 AM (S1/Kn)
Cabelas has remington 22lr.
500@$25.99
http://tinyurl.com/pwzdp6n
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 06:19 AM (VPLuQ)
gone already
Posted by: BignJames at May 01, 2015 06:44 AM (j7iSn)
Inner Harbor is beautiful. Shops, restaurants, touristy kinda stuff. Massive aquarium. Everything pricey, too.
So it's totally dependent on tourist dollars. I've been there a couple times, but it will be years before I'll go back, if ever.
If the Baltimore PD can't pull a heroin dealer off the streets without cell phone cameras turning on and charges of brutality flying -- all while the perp is perched on one foot (split second later goes into 'limp lettuce' acting mode) -- then it's no place I need to visit.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 01, 2015 06:45 AM (xQX/f)
These @$$h0l3$ are fcuking cowards, thieves, murderers, arsonist, etc., and people practically celebrate these facts. It's disgusting and insulting, and really pisses me off. Never saw the Godfather II. What's the point?
Posted by: hadoop at May 01, 2015 06:45 AM (2X7pN)
Posted by: m at May 01, 2015 06:45 AM (WIUGG)
Outline of the state of Texas with the line. "Secede? Y'all are lucky we don't invade."
Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 06:46 AM (m0XvK)
Including the Sub Genius who declares that she is clearly a bad mother for raising her children in that neighborhood.
My head hurts, and I can't wait to see which way this goes over the weekend.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 06:46 AM (VPLuQ)
I was thinking retard does good angle.
Posted by: hadoop at May 01, 2015 06:47 AM (2X7pN)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 01, 2015 06:45 AM (xQX/f)
Felt the same way about NO after Katrina......always wanted to visit...'til I got a good look at what was there.
Posted by: BignJames at May 01, 2015 06:49 AM (j7iSn)
Yup.
First screen still shows it in stock, but when you hit "Add to Cart" it pops the Out of Stock message.
My bad.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 06:49 AM (VPLuQ)
''I do think at a certain point you've made enough money''.
Posted by: B'roke Obama at May 01, 2015 06:49 AM (xQX/f)
Including the Sub Genius who declares that she is clearly a bad mother for raising her children in that neighborhood. "
It was inevitable.
Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 06:50 AM (m0XvK)
Not every day.
Not every week.
But a slow but steady trickle of them.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 06:51 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: hadoop at May 01, 2015 06:47 AM (2X7pN)
A bit testy this morning, aren't we? My reference to those two states was because of the location. And I always thought the Gump was a decent, kind human being - not a retard.
Full disclosure - I worked for several years for the producer of the "The Godfather." I guess your head will now explode like Italo-Rage Boy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 06:52 AM (St6BJ)
It was inevitable.
Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 06:50 AM (m0XvK)
Jeez, that's like saying "let them eat cake."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 06:53 AM (St6BJ)
I remember last year, they kept finding dead bodies floating in the Inner Harbor on a regular basis.
I thought it was body parts, and isn't that the place where they actually make the chicken nuggets for McDonalds. You know, parts is parts!
Posted by: hadoop at May 01, 2015 06:53 AM (2X7pN)
Oh, and g'morning everyone !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 01, 2015 06:53 AM (go6ud)
Jeez, that's like saying "let them eat cake."
"
It's how the libs all *really* feel. Hell, they believe if your house cost under $300k you're a nonperson who's guilty of abusing your kids.
Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 06:54 AM (m0XvK)
Posted by: NCKate at May 01, 2015 06:55 AM (e/cVl)
I know I'm through the looking glass when AOSHQ is the only site that loads quickly. Jeez, almost everything is slow or won't load. What gives?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 06:56 AM (St6BJ)
"
You try a full restart, and a router/modem restart?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 06:57 AM (VPLuQ)
was because of the location. And I always thought the Gump was a decent,
kind human being - not a retard.
Full disclosure - I worked for several years for the producer of the
"The Godfather." I guess your head will now explode like Italo-Rage
Boy.
Not at all. Just joking around with the exception of my relatives. I don't understand the appeal to acting like mobsters. The Irish side of my family called the white cotton wifebeater t-shirts Italian tuxedoes.
Posted by: hadoop at May 01, 2015 06:57 AM (2X7pN)
Posted by: NCKate at May 01, 2015 06:55 AM (e/cVl)
I think it was a made for TV movie...w/Barry Bostwick....but I could be wrong.
Posted by: BignJames at May 01, 2015 06:59 AM (j7iSn)
Posted by: freaked at May 01, 2015 07:03 AM (JdEZJ)
Har har! Ducks ABUSED the Flames 6-1. Perhaps next game the NHL will institute a mercy rule to salvage the tender psyche of the Flames.
Posted by: Jeff P at May 01, 2015 07:05 AM (aosNi)
Posted by: m at May 01, 2015 07:09 AM (WIUGG)
Posted by: toby928(C) at May 01, 2015 07:11 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 01, 2015 07:11 AM (dF04M)
7.15 and no morning thread? Boy, this place runs like a well-oiled machine.
J.J., I think you mentioned you worked for Al Ruddy before, didn't you?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2015 07:15 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 01, 2015 07:15 AM (CwVOr)
You pays your money, and--oh, right.
Posted by: m at May 01, 2015 07:16 AM (WIUGG)
Posted by: freaked at May 01, 2015 07:17 AM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2015 07:15 AM (zF6Iw)
Yes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 07:19 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:20 AM (wlDny)
https://youtu.be/CcjT2gjwch8
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 01, 2015 07:20 AM (CwVOr)
Posted by: hadoop at May 01, 2015 06:57 AM (2X7pN)
My mistake. Speaking of Irish, did you ever see "Only the Lonely?" Maureen O'Hara goes off on a rant against the Sicilians, pausing only to take a swipe at the Poles, that would make Archie Bunker blush.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 07:21 AM (St6BJ)
With bewbies, too.
Just sayin'
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 07:25 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 01, 2015 07:25 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Noodless in New York at May 01, 2015 07:27 AM (XrHO0)
Here is Mildred Harris:
http://goo.gl/OF5lP2
The "Doctor Macro" picture site lists her as a Ziegfeld Girl, but I can't find any definite dates for her tenure with the Follies. It may have been in the late 1920s after talking movies came in (she was one of many whose careers in sound never really took off), but don't quote me.
She was a popular child actress in the 'teens and a well-regarded leading lady in the 1920s, before sound, working wih leading men such as Lionel Barrymore and Douglas Fairbanks, Jr.
In 1918, the 16-year old Harris met Charlie Chaplin, whom, as I've noed before, had a predilection for young girls. The two had a false pregnancy scare and married in October of that year. She subsequently did become pregnant by the Little Tramp, but the child - Charles Chaplin, Jr. - died at the age of hree days. In 1920, she filed for divorce, citing mental cruelty, and Chaplin fired back, accusing her of having an affair with the actress Alla Nazimova. The divorce became final in November of 1920.
Harris' later career consisted mainly of cameo roles and bit parts, mainly through the efforts of her former director C.B. DeMille. Her pictures are rarely screened today, but, in an ironic twist, she - like fellow one-time silent star Clara Kimball Young - would find immortality with the Three Stooges, playing a temperamental star in their 1936 short Movie Maniacs:
http://goo.gl/AjGUwT
Hope you all have a wonderful weekend.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2015 07:28 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:28 AM (wlDny)
Maureen O'Hara goes off on a rant against the Sicilians, pausing only to
take a swipe at the Poles, that would make Archie Bunker blush.
I haven't, but I'll make a point to put that movie on my list of to see. Thanks.
Posted by: hadoop at May 01, 2015 07:28 AM (2X7pN)
http://fxn.ws/1GKJGrJ
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:28 AM (wlDny)
http://fxn.ws/1DOxpPA
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:29 AM (wlDny)
http://fxn.ws/1GMfcIu
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:29 AM (wlDny)
http://fxn.ws/1bIPSp6
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:29 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:29 AM (wlDny)
http://fxn.ws/1Q5GnzB
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:30 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 07:30 AM (m0XvK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:30 AM (wlDny)
http://fxn.ws/1EGUEir
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:30 AM (wlDny)
Yes more "honest government" from our betters in the Choom administration. Make sure the FEC is overrun with partisan Democrats. Another organization along with the NLRB that needs to be abolished because when lawless Democrats (giving the honest .5% a bad name) are in charge the commission becomes a criminal enterprise instead of an enforcer of the law. And why do we need a forum about women in politics?
http://fxn.ws/1OIWHcd
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:30 AM (wlDny)
http://reut.rs/1I0bTh7
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:31 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Mohammed at May 01, 2015 07:31 AM (3F6F8)
http://nydn.us/1JF1CHO
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:31 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:31 AM (wlDny)
http://bit.ly/1GL8U9f
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:32 AM (wlDny)
http://bit.ly/1Ez0i50
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:32 AM (wlDny)
They seem to be preparing to take down Karl Roves group though.
So I'll give them a mulligan on that one, but only that one.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 01, 2015 07:32 AM (M+ldm)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:32 AM (wlDny)
http://bit.ly/1IuDfeh
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:32 AM (wlDny)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Eric-Yahnker-3.jpg
In news about getting off this mudball, seems NASA has done some testing of an Electro-Magnetic drive in simulated vacuum. So Bezos and his giant phallic symbol just might be old old news.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 01, 2015 07:33 AM (CwVOr)
http://dailysign.al/1I2ARwA
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:33 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:29 AM
I dunno... should be lots of magazines. "Anal Blasters", "Hard n' Horny" etc.
Posted by: otho at May 01, 2015 07:33 AM (tBSrv)
http://dailysign.al/1Q5So84
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:33 AM (wlDny)
http://dailysign.al/1Q5T0uu
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:33 AM (wlDny)
http://dailysign.al/1dzSkQ1
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:34 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:34 AM (wlDny)
They seem to be preparing to take down Karl Roves group though.
So I'll give them a mulligan on that one, but only that one.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 01, 2015 07:32 AM (M+ldm)
Can they be that stupid as to not see that Karl Rove and Gas Chamber of Kommerce are their allies?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 07:34 AM (St6BJ)
http://tinyurl.com/ovzr82w
Posted by: Citizen X at May 01, 2015 07:34 AM (7ObY1)
http://bit.ly/1GBjoFD
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:34 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:34 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:36 AM (wlDny)
Unpersons of Jesusland.
Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 07:37 AM (m0XvK)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 01, 2015 07:38 AM (CwVOr)
I am boggled that any one still pretends it's only 11 million.
Posted by: toby928(C) at May 01, 2015 07:39 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Fatalist at May 01, 2015 07:41 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: m at May 01, 2015 07:43 AM (WIUGG)
Chaplin: the Roman Polanski of his day. What an asshole that man was.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 01, 2015 07:44 AM (+XMAD)
An advocate of immigration reform, Bush said the 11 million people
who are in the country illegally "should come out from the shadows and
receive earned legal status."
I am boggled that any one still pretends it's only 11 million.
Posted by: toby928(C) at May 01, 2015 07:39 AM (rwI+c)
He is a liar just like his pards across the aisle.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:45 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 01, 2015 07:45 AM (CwVOr)
Posted by: 735 at May 01, 2015 07:46 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 01, 2015 07:46 AM (MYPM9)
__________________________
I am boggled that anyone believes that millions of foreigners "earn" legal status in the U.S. by illegally setting up residence here.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 01, 2015 07:47 AM (lmdHn)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 01, 2015 07:47 AM (jhRZ+)
Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 07:48 AM (m0XvK)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 01, 2015 07:48 AM (7ObY1)
Someone who created a site like gofundme, and made a point of welcoming Christians would do very well, I think. I'm certainly never using gofundme again.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 01, 2015 07:50 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Eromero at May 01, 2015 07:51 AM (go5uR)
Posted by: Ruth at May 01, 2015 07:52 AM (oo88B)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 01, 2015 07:52 AM (MYPM9)
Posted by: Ruth at May 01, 2015 07:52 AM (oo88B)
After all, all they would have to do is seek the number of Democrat 501(3)c's that have been denied tax free status by the choom gang.
Remember that old thing the liberals loved so much in the 14th; "equal protection">
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:54 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 01, 2015 07:55 AM (MYPM9)
Things to do like watch the rest of Battle Flag of the Stars and write.
https://youtu.be/bsr1owuAw7c
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 01, 2015 07:55 AM (CwVOr)
Fucking Andy.
Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at May 01, 2015 07:56 AM (1BhJn)
Dear One:
My name is J.J. Sefton. I am sergeant in US Air corpse but am stranded in PW camp somewhere in Germany. My fellow inmates think I am stoolie but am not. Please send $5000US via Western Union to cover all modalities and I will break out with Lt. Dunbar and make way to you to prove innocence.
Remain Blessed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 07:56 AM (St6BJ)
Fucking Andy.
Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at May 01, 2015 07:56 AM (1BhJn)
You're doing what?
Posted by: runs at May 01, 2015 07:57 AM (WIUGG)
Posted by: the chicken at May 01, 2015 07:58 AM (MYPM9)
And mornin' horde.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 07:58 AM (JBWvY)
"
The weed and red bandana probably helped.
Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 07:58 AM (m0XvK)
Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at May 01, 2015 08:00 AM (1BhJn)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 01, 2015 08:01 AM (MYPM9)
________________________
I blame them too. And also every Dim who voted for the idiotic "social justice" welfare programs that reward poor women for every new baby they drop, and that penalize people who get married or take jobs. I also blame the Hollywood culture that has for decades celebrated and glamorized single motherhood and drug use, and also the related hip-hop culture that has denigrated women while celebrating and glamorizing drugs and thuggery and violence.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 01, 2015 08:01 AM (lmdHn)
Did y'all know that he and the marketer for LoneStar Beer conspired to make LoneStar the unofficial official outlaw country beer? It was totally manufactured.
Damn clever hippie.
Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 08:01 AM (m0XvK)
"Felching Peanuts from Your Ass" was the unreleased original version of Squeeze's "Pulling Mussels from the Shell."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:01 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: 759 at May 01, 2015 08:02 AM (3F6F8)
$22 Trillion stolen/spent since 1965 and the result is Baltimore. Imagine if the US taxpayer actually KEPT all that money.
Ok, snark away.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:03 AM (St6BJ)
Levin ripped into Rubio yesterday. I know he's been holding back, for whatever reason, but he let him have it yesterday vis a vis immigration and the phony Corker surrender bill.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:04 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: m at May 01, 2015 08:04 AM (WIUGG)
Posted by: Ruth at May 01, 2015 08:04 AM (oo88B)
Posted by: People Corp at May 01, 2015 08:05 AM (TzeLs)
Posted by: People Corp at May 01, 2015 08:05 AM (TzeLs)
Momzer.
Posted by: The Chicken at May 01, 2015 08:06 AM (St6BJ)
It's all our faults.
Every minor and major failing in society is to be laid at the feet of the Republicans.
Particularly in the Republican run city of Baltimore.
With a white/male Republican mayor, just one in a long line of Republican mayors, and a city council consisting of old white Republicans, and that damn southern good ol' boy peckerwood of a city Police chief .....
And Finally we have Elijah Cummins, that white racist cracker who keeps getting elected overwhelmingly by the white racist community of Sandtown.
Yup....Republicans all the way down.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 08:06 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:06 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Emotional Protestor at May 01, 2015 08:07 AM (xQX/f)
This is precisely what's needed. Explicitly non-commie businesses could do exceptionally well. So long as businesses can kow-tow to the left without paying a price, they'll continue to do it. We need to exact a price.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 01, 2015 08:09 AM (8W5zZ)
Okay, this is getting stupid. Ace, you gotta start punishing people who abuse your trust.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:06 AM (St6BJ)
May have a sick kid or something.
Posted by: . at May 01, 2015 08:09 AM (yxw0r)
When it's time to provide a Good and Substantial cause on a Maryland Conceal Carry application, one only needs to write 'Stephanie Rawlings Blake" on that line.
So we have that going for us.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 08:10 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: m at May 01, 2015 08:10 AM (WIUGG)
Posted by: Eyetalian Pizza Guy at May 01, 2015 08:11 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 01, 2015 08:11 AM (iVjJr)
Posted by: . at May 01, 2015 08:09 AM (yxw0r)
That's no excuse. Now, I completely denounce myself.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:12 AM (St6BJ)
Isn't there some audience participation theater schtick called "My Big Fat Italian Gay Wedding" or am I thinking "Tony and Tina's Wedding?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:14 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Norman Vincent Peale at May 01, 2015 08:15 AM (3F6F8)
No...
Republicas refused to provide funding for Radio Free AoSHQ.
Republicans...the root cause of all which is wrong in the world.
S/
Just in case
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 08:15 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: m at May 01, 2015 08:15 AM (WIUGG)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 08:15 AM (JBWvY)
Posted by: Norman Vincent Peale at May 01, 2015 08:15 AM (3F6F
That seems to have worked!
Posted by: m at May 01, 2015 08:16 AM (WIUGG)
Posted by: Norman Vincent Peale at May 01, 2015 08:16 AM (3F6F8)
Amazing how much time is spent in the black 'community' blaming failures on others.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 01, 2015 08:16 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: People Corp
Looks like fire extinguisher training, Chinese style.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2015 08:17 AM (c7O4R)
Re: "...They are human beings will complete will and agency over..."
I don't think you realize how much stupid little typos and editing errors distract from the meat of your blog entries. They make you look like you can't be bothered or are in more of a hurry to be heard and get first attention than to be correct and say something useful.
Of course no one misunderstands your message because of these, but that's not the point here. The quality otherwise of your entries is worth the extra effort needed to get the verbiage correct, I think.
Fussing over.
NoBreakfast, a.k.a., Fussbudget
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