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Francis Danby, "A Lake in Norway" (c. 1835)

Posted by: rdbrewer at 09:59 AM

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1 Hallo!

Posted by: Critical Food Studies Major (with a minor in shell sucking) at April 30, 2015 10:00 AM (0Ew3K)

2 First?

Posted by: Weirddave at April 30, 2015 10:00 AM (WvS3w)

3 This comment on Insty is pure gold: The Soviets blamed the weather for 75 consecutive poor wheat harvests;
it seems churlish to deny this excuse to the Obama administration after
just 7 years.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 30, 2015 10:00 AM (ZvKdv)

4 Guess not

Posted by: Weirddave at April 30, 2015 10:00 AM (WvS3w)

5 Biological Reality is a Lie, Biology Wins Anyway, and that is Empirically True

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8911

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 30, 2015 10:00 AM (0Ew3K)

6 I would have been first, if I hadn't read the content first.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2015 10:01 AM (VPLuQ)

7 I've been pining for that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 10:02 AM (JtwS4)

8 drab

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 10:02 AM (7ObY1)

9 Grab a pole and catch some lutefisk.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 30, 2015 10:03 AM (ZbCKc)

10 A Norwegian Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! We standing by a lake...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2015 10:03 AM (659DL)

11 Pixy, I hate you when you ruin a Monty Python joke.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2015 10:03 AM (659DL)

12 Ah, lovely Beige Lake, at the base of the Taupe Mountains...

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 30, 2015 10:03 AM (2cS/G)

13 That's where I had my canoe accident!

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2015 10:03 AM (mGBKM)

14 3 Somebody made that comment in the thread below.Probably the same commenter.

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2015 10:04 AM (mGBKM)

15 Must have been painted before color was invented.
http://is.gd/xbtl2A

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 30, 2015 10:04 AM (/kI1Q)

16 Fus Ro Dah!!

Posted by: Mainah at April 30, 2015 10:04 AM (659DL)

17 Norway!

Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 10:04 AM (MQEz6)

18 That's where I had my canoe accident!

Or as it is known locally, the great Depends Leak of aught six.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2015 10:05 AM (659DL)

19 I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me

Posted by: Norwegian Lars at April 30, 2015 10:05 AM (ZbCKc)

20 spectacular country. love the painting/drawing.

Posted by: MTF at April 30, 2015 10:05 AM (LISuA)

21 Let the pining for the fijords puns begin!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2015 10:05 AM (Sf+do)

22 There is an opportunity here to make money.

--Hillary

Posted by: just saying at April 30, 2015 10:05 AM (wkuqO)

23 Call the police! Someone has stolen the painting.

Bastard.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 30, 2015 10:05 AM (BZAd3)

24 >>Norway!

Yes way!

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2015 10:05 AM (g1DWB)

25
re: The tinfoil in the last thread:

A team of MIT computer scientists have figured out how to turn a potato chip bag into a "visual microphone."

This video shows three demonstrations of sound being recovered through video: one where a melody is captured in the vibrations of leaves on a plant, another where speech is captured in the vibration of a chip bag, and a third where a song is identified solely through a video of the ear buds through which the song was playing.

http://theweek.com/articles/549450/how-bag-potatochips-spy

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 30, 2015 10:05 AM (kdS6q)

26 I won an award for the coastline, you know.

Posted by: Slartibartfast at April 30, 2015 10:06 AM (659DL)

27 Sven in a lake, his feet wet.

Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 10:06 AM (MQEz6)

28 Why, yes it is.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at April 30, 2015 10:06 AM (RD7QR)

29 NI-AGRA FALLS!!

Posted by: Curly at April 30, 2015 10:07 AM (8W5zZ)

30 Baby porcupines are called porcupettes.

'ettes for short.

Not sayin'. Just sayin'.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2015 10:09 AM (Sf+do)

31 The Scandic Hegemony has a secret base under that lake.

Well, it was secret.

Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 10:09 AM (MQEz6)

32 What is a Chinese junk doing in a Lake in Norway. OMFG it's started.

Posted by: DaveA at April 30, 2015 10:09 AM (DL2i+)

33 When steevy had his accident, I tried to rescue him!

Posted by: Brian Williams, Crack reporter of truthiness at April 30, 2015 10:09 AM (VPLuQ)

34 I didn't realize they had color film back then.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 30, 2015 10:09 AM (mf5HN)

35 i wish i were somewhere in that picture......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 30, 2015 10:09 AM (0O7c5)

36 Global warming is killing the economy with all of this cold weather...okay then.

Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2015 10:09 AM (GgxVX)

37 Can't I just eat my waffle?

Posted by: Nessie at April 30, 2015 10:10 AM (8W5zZ)

38 Pale, cold, wet, spread out, even the blemish is there.

Posted by: Huma! at April 30, 2015 10:10 AM (/+zDJ)

39 Baby porcupines are called porcupettes.

'ettes for short.

'ettes...cute, yet prickly.

I believe we have some empirical proof lying around here somewhere.

Posted by: Slartibartfast at April 30, 2015 10:10 AM (659DL)

40 Is there a mystery sub at the bottom of that lake?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2015 10:10 AM (VPLuQ)

41 I'll be damned ... Actually kind of like this one.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 10:10 AM (7faTs)

42 One of the trees took the dare.

Right in, crown first.

Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 10:10 AM (MQEz6)

43 Those trees are not happy.

Posted by: Bob Ross at April 30, 2015 10:10 AM (GgxVX)

44 Douglas Adams Awesome Character Sock Off

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2015 10:11 AM (659DL)

45 What is a Chinese junk doing in a Lake in Norway. OMFG it's started.

Norway has Harbor Freight? Damn. Chinese junk is everywhere.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2015 10:11 AM (Sf+do)

46 You are on a Norwegian lake. To your right is a cliff that appears to have a door in it.

Posted by: Zork at April 30, 2015 10:11 AM (ZbCKc)

47 There are four lakes!!

Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 10:12 AM (MQEz6)

48 Anyone ever been to B Lake in Norway?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2015 10:12 AM (659DL)

49 46 You are on a Norwegian lake. To your right is a cliff that appears to have a door in it.
Posted by: Zork at April 30, 2015 10:11 AM (ZbCKc)

OPEN DOOR

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at April 30, 2015 10:13 AM (RD7QR)

50 You are on a Norwegian lake. To your right is a cliff that appears to have a door in it.

It's a trap!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2015 10:13 AM (Sf+do)

51
After the revolution, there was no food. People in St Petersburg wd go to the country, buy food and bring it back. This was a capital offense which was strictly enforced. Caught with a sack of potatoes and you were dead. Took the bloom off the olde people's revolution right quick.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 30, 2015 10:13 AM (iQIUe)

52 Down scope!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2015 10:13 AM (08Znv)

53 Is that a beaver?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 30, 2015 10:13 AM (iAUf+)

54 49 46 You are on a Norwegian lake. To your right is a cliff that appears to have a door in it.
Posted by: Zork at April 30, 2015 10:11 AM (ZbCKc)

OPEN DOOR
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at April 30, 2015 10:13 AM (RD7QR)

You need the red key card.

Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 10:14 AM (MQEz6)

55 In the center of the lake, just bobbing to the surface, Waldo's coffin....

Posted by: Carmen Sandiego at April 30, 2015 10:14 AM (FdFgz)

56 Sorry, but I don't care for homosexual art.

Posted by: Phil Robertson at April 30, 2015 10:14 AM (8W5zZ)

57 Where are you tough guy conservatives? The Left is out in the street putting their money where their mouthes are. Meanwhile conservatives are just running their mouth online dreaming of shooting Blacks and leftists. Man up and confront the protesters.

None of you will because you at all bitch ass cowards.

Posted by: Baltimore Rising at April 30, 2015 10:14 AM (ncmgj)

58 Oooooh, someone socked Ril Phobertson...

Posted by: Scaramouche at April 30, 2015 10:15 AM (7ObY1)

59 Blofeld's cave

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 30, 2015 10:15 AM (W5DcG)

60 Posted by: Baltimore Rising at April 30, 2015 10:14 AM (ncmgj)

Oh goody.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 30, 2015 10:15 AM (8W5zZ)

61 Look, Mommy, a troll.

May I stomp on it?

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 10:15 AM (7ObY1)

62 It's come to my attention that some women are using period pads as pee pads.

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2015 10:16 AM (mGBKM)

63 34 I didn't realize they had color film back then.
=====================

The NY Times Style Guide now spells that "colour". Only flyover country believes in American exceptionalism in language.

Posted by: MTF at April 30, 2015 10:16 AM (LISuA)

64 I think I can see Hillary, at the bottom!

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at April 30, 2015 10:16 AM (4CRfK)

65 That's MISTER Bitch Ass Coward to you, sir.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 30, 2015 10:16 AM (ZbCKc)

66 Motion to drown Hector in a lake in Norway.

Do I have a second?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2015 10:16 AM (659DL)

67 Hey Troll,

Nothing says "tough guy" like posting anonymously on the internet.

Zero self-awareness, eh?

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 10:16 AM (7ObY1)

68 It's come to my attention that some women are using period pads as pee pads.

Depends.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2015 10:17 AM (Sf+do)

69 OPEN DOOR

You are eaten by a grue.

Posted by: Elisa at April 30, 2015 10:17 AM (FdFgz)

70 Waldo friggin drowned in this one.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at April 30, 2015 10:17 AM (xrURQ)

71 Something rises to the surface, of a dark, ~~Scottish loch~~ Norwegian lake.............

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 30, 2015 10:17 AM (ZkzmI)

72 The Federalist article on the sidebar is quite good, and it expresses a truth that can be summed up in a word - brittle.

The Left are brittle, and when they meet someone who is not as polite as I am they are going to shatter.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2015 10:17 AM (hLRSq)

73
So if some watery bint wants to lob a scimitar at me from there how do I get it? Those cliffs are steep.

And I must be King!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 10:17 AM (JtwS4)

74 Say what you will ... But I'm giving the troll a solid 7. I found the proper use of "bitch ass cowards" to be particularly well played.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 10:17 AM (7faTs)

75 Anyone calls me "Francis" I'll kill ya.

Posted by: Mr. Danby at April 30, 2015 10:17 AM (iAUf+)

76 The Left is out in the street putting their money where their mouthes are.

Actually, they are out putting their heads where their asses are, but thanks for playing. Now, go get your shinebox, douchenozzle.

Posted by: Bob Ross at April 30, 2015 10:17 AM (GgxVX)

77 I like this picture. The first thing I thought of, though, was Henry Hudson being set adrift by his crew in Hudson Bay. It reminds me of that, for some reason.

O/T, Fenelon left a very nice post to ponder near the end of the last thread.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 30, 2015 10:17 AM (zF6Iw)

78 57 Where are you tough guy conservatives? The Left is out in the street putting their money where their mouthes are. Meanwhile conservatives are just running their mouth online dreaming of shooting Blacks and leftists. Man up and confront the protesters.

None of you will because you at all bitch ass cowards.
Posted by: Baltimore Rising at April 30, 2015 10:14 AM (ncmgj)

When you are finished with your neighborhood come to mine--we can talk about cowards.

Posted by: just saying at April 30, 2015 10:18 AM (wkuqO)

79 you at all bitch ass cowards

I at all laughing at you all.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 10:18 AM (7ObY1)

80 This comment on Insty is pure gold: The Soviets blamed the weather for 75 consecutive poor wheat harvests;
it seems churlish to deny this excuse to the Obama administration after
just 7 years.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 30, 2015 10:00 AM (ZvKdv)

We're just more efficient than the Soviets.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2015 10:18 AM (hLRSq)

81 Baltimore once had dozens of beautiful Norwegian lakes.

Now, they are all gone.

Filled in and covered with Walmarts and coffee joints.

Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 10:18 AM (MQEz6)

82 According to local lore, this lake was formed when Odin spilled a Grande Vanilla Latte.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 30, 2015 10:18 AM (2cS/G)

83 Oh no, the scandi art is a microaggression.

Posted by: Draki at April 30, 2015 10:18 AM (0eidE)

84 Baltimore once had dozens of beautiful Norwegian lakes.

Now, they are all gone.

I know, right?

Posted by: Joni Mitchell at April 30, 2015 10:19 AM (ZbCKc)

85 you at all bitch ass cowards

I at all laughing at you all.

Ahem...

xou at all bitch ass cowards.

Xie at all laughing at xou all.

Haters.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2015 10:19 AM (659DL)

86 Who spilled the white privilege all over this painting?

Posted by: Bob Ross at April 30, 2015 10:20 AM (GgxVX)

87 Baby porcupines are called porcupettes.
'ettes for short.
'ettes...cute, yet prickly.

The wit, writer and raconteur Wilson Mizner once said that working for a Hollywood studio was like trying to fuck a porcupine: "It's one thousand pricks against one."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 30, 2015 10:20 AM (zF6Iw)

88 Baltimore Rising is Mary Cloggenstein after a three day bender.

Posted by: MTF at April 30, 2015 10:20 AM (LISuA)

89 Why would conservatives be troubled in the least about riots in Baltimoristan? Got nothing to do with us. It is fun to watch though.

Posted by: Billy Wilderness at April 30, 2015 10:20 AM (7u7u7)

90 Well, this kind of snuck up on us:

https://tinyurl.com/pw4c73r

Posted by: rickl at April 30, 2015 10:20 AM (zoehZ)

91 @78
I thought conservatives are invincible and all will tremble before you? Come on tough guys, take on the protestors that are springing up across the nation. You will not because conservatives are pussies and scared cowards. You see someone with darker skin, you guys shit your pants.

Posted by: Baltimore Rising at April 30, 2015 10:21 AM (ncmgj)

92 Looks sorta japanese

Posted by: Bigby's Bad Manicure at April 30, 2015 10:21 AM (3ZtZW)

93 "Man up and confront the protesters. "

Hey numbnuts, help me to understand.

When you use the word Protestor, who exactly are you referring to?

The United States Constitution explicitly provides for 'the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances'" in the First Amendment.

If those are the people who you are calling protestors, I have no issues with what they are doing.
As a matter of fact, I spent over thirty years defending the document which recognizes their right to peaceable assembly to address grievances.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2015 10:21 AM (VPLuQ)

94 "The Left is out in the street putting their money where their mouthes are."

Actually, that's my money.

That the government took from me.

And gave it them.

As welfare.

Bitch.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 30, 2015 10:21 AM (iAUf+)

95 Without plane crashes and riots CNN would be gone by now.

Posted by: just saying at April 30, 2015 10:21 AM (wkuqO)

96 Looks like a fjord to me, or maybe a studebaker.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at April 30, 2015 10:21 AM (xrURQ)

97 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 10:21 AM (kff5f)

98 Well, this kind of snuck up on us:

https://tinyurl.com/pw4c73r

That rocket reeks of phallic oppression.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2015 10:21 AM (659DL)

99 Posted by: Baltimore Rising at April 30, 2015 10:14 AM (ncmgj)

They have ointments for that, you know.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2015 10:22 AM (hLRSq)

100 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 10:22 AM (kff5f)

101 Mosquito fight-bomber approaches its' target at low level.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at April 30, 2015 10:22 AM (JVWwF)

102 I found Waldo!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 10:22 AM (kff5f)

103 Why would I give a wet fart if lefties want to burn down their homes? They come for mine things will be a tad different.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2015 10:22 AM (g1DWB)

104 I love the way the "protesters" burn down their own neighborhoods and businesses. Darwinism yay!

Posted by: Billy Wilderness at April 30, 2015 10:22 AM (7u7u7)

105 @89
You guys claim you can't be beaten in any confrontation. Prove how tough you geriatric wheel chair bound losers are.

Posted by: Baltimore Rising at April 30, 2015 10:23 AM (ncmgj)

106 That's a great area for practicing trench runs in your T-16 (good for bull's eying womp rats) or your T-65 (good for bull's eying exhaust ports).

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 10:23 AM (kff5f)

107 https://tinyurl.com/pw4c73r

I hope that's not a flame I see near the frenulum area.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 30, 2015 10:23 AM (8W5zZ)

108 Hector is wearing his Oriole jammies this morning.

Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 10:23 AM (MQEz6)

109 Oh, goody. I see that Hector is here.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 10:24 AM (kff5f)

110 103
You can't leave your house without a walker.

Posted by: Baltimore Rising at April 30, 2015 10:24 AM (ncmgj)

111 Wheelchair is one word.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2015 10:24 AM (659DL)

112 Baltimore once had dozens of beautiful Norwegian lakes.

Now, they are all gone.

Filled in and covered with Walmarts and coffee joints.

Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 10:18 AM (MQEz6)

They paved Norway's lakes and put up a parking lot!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2015 10:24 AM (hLRSq)

113 It all looks so placid until they start depth-charging the Russian sub.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 10:24 AM (JtwS4)

114 Drudge has an unending collection of Hillary art. He must be a huge Rackspace customer for image storage.

What an incredible photo today.

Posted by: MTF at April 30, 2015 10:24 AM (LISuA)

115 Conservatives are a bunch of old cranks that can mouth off online but do nothing in real life.

Posted by: Baltimore Rising at April 30, 2015 10:25 AM (ncmgj)

116
The other night I inquired the experts here about Bundt cakes, asking if the Bundt was a fraud or a legit member of the cake family.

I then ask, because I naturally assumed, if the inventor of the bundt cake was named Bundt.

Guess what? Nope. I was informed by a cake historical expert here at AoS Low Tide (a.k.a. the ONT) the inventor of the bundt cake was named, get this, Ed Balls. Now you know.

Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at April 30, 2015 10:25 AM (1BhJn)

117 57 Where are you tough guy conservatives? The Left is out in the street putting their money where their mouthes are. Meanwhile conservatives are just running their mouth online dreaming of shooting Blacks and leftists. Man up and confront the protesters.

None of you will because you at all bitch ass cowards.

------

Conservatives are busy with things like jobs and families. A foreign concept to thugs like you.

Also, go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Community Organizer at April 30, 2015 10:25 AM (9VLhN)

118 Hector in a truck stop, his ass sore.

Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 10:26 AM (MQEz6)

119 Conservatives are a bunch of old cranks that can mouth off online but do nothing in real life.

Says the person paid to mouth off online, but do nothing in real life.

Irony doesn't mean "sort of like iron," Hector.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 10:26 AM (kff5f)

120 110 103
You can't leave your house without a walker.

Posted by: Baltimore Rising at April 30, 2015 10:24 AM (ncmgj)
===========================

That's secret!!

Posted by: Hillary! at April 30, 2015 10:26 AM (LISuA)

121
Female spin on 21 Jump Street in development at Sony

Sony planning to follow all-women Ghostbusters with a female-fronted take on the undercover comedy formula

www.theguardian.com/film/2015/apr/30/21-jump-street-female-spin-sony

Next up, a gender-shipped Full Metal Jacket.

Die Hollywood.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 30, 2015 10:26 AM (kdS6q)

122 Hey, that's a nice lake.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 10:26 AM (LA7Cm)

123 Three stooges in a row boat that is leaking. Moe and Larry are feverishly bailing the boat out. Moe looks at Curly who has a hand agar and is drilling holes in the bottom of the boat.

Moe to Curly: Hey muttin head what are you doing?
Curly to Moe: I'm letting the water out!!

Sounds like the mayor of Baltimore is kinda lettin the water out

Posted by: E.T. at April 30, 2015 10:27 AM (K+RBk)

124 122 Hey, that's a nice lake.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 10:26 AM (LA7Cm)

Squirrels poop in it.

Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 10:27 AM (MQEz6)

125
True or False?

A real Bundt cake is not fully frosted, but glazed in a pouring fashion.

I happen to think Bundt cakes are neat because they have a hole in the middle...like a big donut.

Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at April 30, 2015 10:27 AM (1BhJn)

126 69 OPEN DOOR

You are eaten by a grue.
Posted by: Elisa at April 30, 2015 10:17 AM (FdFgz)

WHY AM I ALWAYS EATEN BY THE FUCKING GRUE

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at April 30, 2015 10:28 AM (RD7QR)

127 Ah Hector, my favorite drooling imbecile. My number one broken rubber baby, honoring us with his limitless stupidity.

Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2015 10:28 AM (xWW96)

128 Baltimoron Rising, shows at 9 and 11. Yawn.

Posted by: Billy Wilderness at April 30, 2015 10:28 AM (7u7u7)

129 "Squirrels poop in it."

Fish fcuk in it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2015 10:28 AM (VPLuQ)

130 Looking carefully at the top of the picture, I spotted a Lancaster dropping a Tallboy. Must be the Tirpitz swinging on her chains.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at April 30, 2015 10:28 AM (xrURQ)

131 Looks like a fjord to me, or maybe a studebaker.

-
You misspelled stjudebaker.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 30, 2015 10:28 AM (gb7wH)

132 This is a painting of Hector, his legs wrapped in chains, being pushed off the boat.

Posted by: MTF at April 30, 2015 10:28 AM (LISuA)

133 THAT'S NO LAKE...

Posted by: Billy Wilderness at April 30, 2015 10:28 AM (7u7u7)

134 Posted by: Baltimore Rising at April 30, 2015 10:25 AM (ncmgj)

Hector has hit on a Theme of the Day. Now its just a question of how many times he can express it using slight variations in the language.

Dude, you make MUMR seem like a raconteur.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 30, 2015 10:28 AM (ZbCKc)

135 #115 Eh, we're just procrastinating on work.

Posted by: Draki at April 30, 2015 10:29 AM (0eidE)

136 Baltimore is another of the well run leftist cities at critical mass.

Posted by: just saying at April 30, 2015 10:29 AM (wkuqO)

137 "You misspelled stjudebaker."

Almost harfed coffee onto the monitor

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2015 10:29 AM (VPLuQ)

138 WHY AM I ALWAYS EATEN BY THE FUCKING GRUE

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at April 30, 2015 10:28 AM (RD7QR)

Because you insist on going in first. "Ooooo! I'm going to get to the loot first! Watch me!"

*chomp*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2015 10:30 AM (hLRSq)

139 I've checked the files and we were running kind of short on the "why don't you guys go fight X" meme.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2015 10:30 AM (659DL)

140 Where is Hector, roughly?

I'm guessing Oregon or Washington.

Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 10:30 AM (MQEz6)

141 I'll just skim across that lake with these shoes fashioned from large, flat rocks.

Posted by: Bear Grylls at April 30, 2015 10:30 AM (8W5zZ)

142 Inner city Baltimore has been a dump since the '67 riots and 50 years of liberal rule has compounded the problem. It will still be a dump 50 years from now because liberals are incapable of learning and no amount of rioting or national conversations is going to change anything.

Entertaining though.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2015 10:30 AM (g1DWB)

143 "Where is Hector, roughly?"

8th or 9th grade.

Posted by: Billy Wilderness at April 30, 2015 10:31 AM (7u7u7)

144 @117
You are the ones claiming to be armed and ready to kill Blacks, Latinos and Leftists. Come on and try tough guy.

Posted by: Baltimore Rising at April 30, 2015 10:31 AM (ncmgj)

145 137 Almost harfed coffee onto the monitor
====================

I think that's "Hjarfed"

Posted by: Jen Psaki-Psak, Spokescrunt Emeritus at April 30, 2015 10:31 AM (LISuA)

146 Almost harfed coffee onto the monitor

I am amazed at how quickly that become a verb.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2015 10:31 AM (659DL)

147 140 Where is Hector, roughly?

Behind the dumpster. Blowing migrant workers.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 10:31 AM (7ObY1)

148
In toothless Serb news:

An investigation into the sudden plunge of the Serbian president's plane last week shows that it was due to the co-pilot spilling coffee on the instrument panel.

The investigation results released Tuesday show that the co-pilot accidentally activated the emergency slot extension when trying to clean the coffee from the panel. That reportedly caused the plane to dive and the brief shutdown of one of the engines. Unsurprisingly there was panic among passengers.

The captain then stabilized the aircraft and returned to the capital Belgrade.

CBS

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 30, 2015 10:31 AM (kdS6q)

149 That looks like a periscope. Better drop some hand grenades on it, just to be sure.

Posted by: Finnish Navy at April 30, 2015 10:31 AM (PtTYB)

150 WHY AM I ALWAYS EATEN BY THE FUCKING GRUE
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at April 30, 2015 10:28 AM (RD7QR)

The ones in Red shirts always die. Away team.

Posted by: just saying at April 30, 2015 10:32 AM (wkuqO)

151 Yes we should go fight the blacks who are busy killing themselves good plan.

Posted by: Billy Wilderness at April 30, 2015 10:32 AM (7u7u7)

152 50 Years of the Great Society!

Progress!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2015 10:32 AM (hLRSq)

153 Hector, accoroding to you we already kill Blacks, Latinos, and Leftists. We don't want to be redundant.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2015 10:32 AM (659DL)

154 Is everything Hector says a lie? This guy needs some help.

Posted by: Draki at April 30, 2015 10:32 AM (0eidE)

155 >>>"Where is Hector, roughly?"

>>8th or 9th grade.

Attending, or cruising for dates?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 30, 2015 10:33 AM (PtTYB)

156 144 You are the ones claiming to be armed and ready to kill Blacks, Latinos and Leftists. Come on and try tough guy.

Posted by: Baltimore Rising at April 30, 2015 10:31 AM (ncmgj)
========================

Lets keep it non-violent, Hectore, like in France.

Posted by: James Taylor at April 30, 2015 10:33 AM (LISuA)

157 Hector is mighty tough, isn't it? Interweb toughie. Sooooo intimidating. He hides under his bed when the owls hoot.

Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2015 10:33 AM (xWW96)

158 I have solved the problem of FM reception. I broke out an old tuner I had (tuner only) which has a stronger front end and the ability to select "distant stations" which cuts out the automatic muting between stations which will block weak signals.

Now have my station from indoor antenna only.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 30, 2015 10:33 AM (wlDny)

159 Norway has the underground vault that holds all the seeds of most every plant in order to rebuild after SMOD .

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 30, 2015 10:34 AM (dBm7S)

160 Drudge has an unending collection of Hillary art. He must be a huge Rackspace customer for image storage.

What an incredible photo today.

-

That Hillary! photo on Drudge reminds me of the publicity shot of Donald Sutherland for Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

http://tinyurl.com/nnfp95a

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 30, 2015 10:34 AM (bDyy3)

161
The correct answer of course is:

Sponge Cake is bullshit. Total fraud in the cake family.

Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at April 30, 2015 10:34 AM (1BhJn)

162 144 You are the ones claiming to be armed and ready to kill Blacks, Latinos and Leftists. Come on and try tough guy.

Posted by: Baltimore Rising at April 30, 2015 10:31 AM (ncmgj)

I think Hector has small penis syndrome. He reminds me of those tiny guys who buy the big trucks.

Posted by: Draki at April 30, 2015 10:34 AM (0eidE)

163 Some suggested mood music for this picture (sorry, can't link):

The Enchanted Lake by Russian composer Anatoly Lyadov.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 30, 2015 10:34 AM (zF6Iw)

164 I wonder what Hector gets out of this. Weird.

Posted by: Billy Wilderness at April 30, 2015 10:34 AM (7u7u7)

165 OMG, that Hill photo is HILLarious!

Posted by: Draki at April 30, 2015 10:35 AM (0eidE)

166
Is a Twinkie made of sponge cake? I believe it is, yes.

Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at April 30, 2015 10:35 AM (1BhJn)

167 158 I have solved the problem of FM reception. I broke out an old tuner I had (tuner only) which has a stronger front end and the ability to select "distant stations" which cuts out the automatic muting between stations which will block weak signals.

Now have my station from indoor antenna only.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 30, 2015 10:33 AM (wlDny)

For some applications the old equipment is just superior to the new stuff.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at April 30, 2015 10:35 AM (RD7QR)

168 161
The correct answer of course is:

Sponge Cake is bullshit. Total fraud in the cake family.
Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at April 30, 2015 10:34 AM (1BhJn)

Pound cake is pushing it on the other end.

Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 10:35 AM (MQEz6)

169 Considering conservativee are old people, Democrats should propose eliminating social security. Why support a program old Republicans benefit from? The Democrats should ditch Marxism and go fiscal conservative.

Posted by: Baltimore Rising at April 30, 2015 10:35 AM (ncmgj)

170 I'd like to congratulate Vic on successfully activating his ability to hear "Don't Stop Believin'" in crystal clear FM 56 times an hour on the Cumulus Broadcasting Monopoly.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2015 10:35 AM (659DL)

171 140 Where is Hector, roughly?

Stall 3, Flying J Truckstop, I 15, Provo UT. He'll hjarf you for $20. Bring your own condom.

Posted by: reggie at April 30, 2015 10:35 AM (o/3Hk)

172 Not only is Hector hung like a chigger, he has all the mental acumen of a shit-blowing fly.

Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2015 10:35 AM (xWW96)

173 https://i.___flip.com/kt1xc.jpg

Posted by: Community Organizer at April 30, 2015 10:35 AM (9VLhN)

174 Sitting in mom's basement, surrounded by empty Cheetos bags and piss-filled bottles of Mountain Dew, ignoring mom's cries from upstairs: "when are ya gonna get a goddam job, Hector?"

Posted by: Yector at April 30, 2015 10:36 AM (7ObY1)

175 #164 He's just a SJW with a tiny penis. He doesn't work and stays in the basement without any videogames.

Posted by: Draki at April 30, 2015 10:36 AM (0eidE)

176 Typical tea party punks.

Posted by: Baltimore Rising at April 30, 2015 10:36 AM (ncmgj)

177 well that worked well.

Posted by: Community Organizer at April 30, 2015 10:36 AM (9VLhN)

178 Vic's "old tuner" is contructed from clam shells and bear teeth.

Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 10:36 AM (MQEz6)

179 'I caught a 26 pound black bass on a cricket out of that lake back during WW I.'

Posted by: Eromero at April 30, 2015 10:36 AM (go5uR)

180 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 30, 2015 10:33 AM (wlDny)

Picked that tuner up at Marconi's yard sale, did you?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2015 10:36 AM (hLRSq)

181 I have solved the problem of FM reception. I broke out an old tuner I had (tuner only) which has a stronger front end and the ability to select "distant stations" which cuts out the automatic muting between stations which will block weak signals.

Didn't Norway stop all FM radio transmissions? One of the countries over there did.

Posted by: just saying at April 30, 2015 10:37 AM (wkuqO)

182 #169 Not many of us conservatives support social security (especially in the form it is now). You do have a good imagination and an ability to be wrong as often a Obama.

Posted by: Draki at April 30, 2015 10:37 AM (0eidE)

183
Yes, a brownie is more of a cake than either the sponge or pound cakes.

And carrot cake is neither a carrot nor a cake. Same goes for zucchini bread.

Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at April 30, 2015 10:37 AM (1BhJn)

184 After a lot of thought and consultation with our board, I've decided to shut down Secret.

This has been the hardest decision of my life and one that saddens me deeply. Unfortunately, Secret does not represent the vision I had when starting the company, so I believe it's the right decision for myself, our investors and our team.

Posted by: David Byttow at April 30, 2015 10:37 AM (e8kgV)

185 Sponge Cake is bullshit. Total fraud in the cake family.

Cup cake.
Not a cup.

Is it.......?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2015 10:37 AM (Sf+do)

186 Sponge Cake is bullshit. Total fraud in the cake family.
Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at April 30, 2015 10:34 AM (1BhJn)

We're positive that Fruit Cake is going to find a nice girl and settle down, any year now.

He does dress fabulously, doesn't he?

Posted by: The Cake Family at April 30, 2015 10:37 AM (7ObY1)

187 Ok guys, because of Hector's compelling arguments, I'm going to drive down to Baltimore and confront the protesters. Oh, hell, who am I fooling. I think I'll just go withdraw $250,000 from the bank and roll around in it in my huge back yard. Life is good!

Posted by: Billy Wilderness at April 30, 2015 10:37 AM (7u7u7)

188 I saw Typical Tea Party Punks open for The Clash at the Rosemont Horizon in '82.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2015 10:37 AM (659DL)

189 >>Considering conservativee are old people, Democrats should propose eliminating social security.

Good plan. Maybe you can get your candidate, Granny Clinton, to propose it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2015 10:38 AM (g1DWB)

190 For some applications the old equipment is just superior to the new stuff.

That's what I keep tellin' her.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2015 10:38 AM (JO9+V)

191 If I lived in my mother's basement I'd be playing videogames and eating cheetos. I would not be posting SJW drivel on AOS HQ.

Posted by: Draki at April 30, 2015 10:38 AM (0eidE)

192
Fruit cakes are an abomination.

Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at April 30, 2015 10:38 AM (1BhJn)

193 Prove how tough you geriatric wheel chair bound losers are

Why do I get the mental image of some pajama boy visiting the assisted living facility, saying "Come on, granma. You wanna take this outside? Huh? Do YA?!"

Posted by: jwpaine at April 30, 2015 10:38 AM (0bXhD)

194 Would you consider Rum cake a fraud because the alcohol is baked out?

Posted by: Draki at April 30, 2015 10:38 AM (0eidE)

195 Would you consider Rum cake a fraud because the alcohol is baked out?

Posted by: Draki at April 30, 2015 10:38 AM (0eidE)

196
I like the new minimalist blog. It lowers my rage level.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2015 10:39 AM (ODxAs)

197 "Fruit cakes are an abomination."

Preach it, Brother.

Posted by: Phil Robertson at April 30, 2015 10:39 AM (8W5zZ)

198
>>A real Bundt cake is not fully frosted, but glazed in a pouring fashion.

My aunt used to make a bundt cake with carmel frosting that was fantastic, but usually it has a glaze or nothing. I don't think there is a right answer.

Funny article in bloomberg about hillary's accent switching, with video! But it's called 'tracking her use of every american accent east of the misssissippi' without realizing that Arkansas is WEST of the Mississippi. Look at a map, people!

Posted by: Lea at April 30, 2015 10:39 AM (lIU4e)

199 A new survey by the Harvard University Institute of Politics has found that a solid majority of millennials favors sending conventional military troops to the Middle East to defeat the Islamic State.

A slightly larger majority believes that the current stream of #BlackLivesMatter protests around the country will fail to create any meaningful changes in American society.

Posted by: #OccupyAnthonyWeinersShorts at April 30, 2015 10:39 AM (e8kgV)

200 Ever meet my Chinese adopted daughter, Yellow Cake?

Posted by: The Cake Family at April 30, 2015 10:39 AM (7ObY1)

201 190 For some applications the old equipment is just superior to the new stuff.

That's what I keep tellin' her.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2015 10:38 AM (JO9+V)

It's broken in, hon! Like a well-oiled machine!

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at April 30, 2015 10:39 AM (RD7QR)

202 Would you consider Rum cake a fraud because the alcohol is baked out?

No, that just makes it communist.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2015 10:39 AM (659DL)

203 170
I'd like to congratulate Vic on successfully activating his ability to
hear "Don't Stop Believin'" in crystal clear FM 56 times an hour on the
Cumulus Broadcasting Monopoly.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2015 10:35 AM (659DL)

Actually that is a wifey song. I listen to elevator music from a low power "community" station (which is why I was having problems. It used to come in good but lately has been weak.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 30, 2015 10:39 AM (wlDny)

204 Hector has no purpose in life, he comes here for his golden showers just to have some purpose to his worthless existence.

He should do the world a favor and compost himself, at least he would have some small value as plant food.

Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2015 10:40 AM (xWW96)

205 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2015 10:36 AM (hLRSq)

Marconi? Fucker took credit for my invention.

Posted by: Tesla at April 30, 2015 10:40 AM (dBm7S)

206 I like red velvet cake. It matches my pumps.

Posted by: hector of baltimore at April 30, 2015 10:40 AM (o/3Hk)

207
Mmmm pound cake dipped in chocolate fondue.

Mmmmmm...

Sorry, was there a conversation going on? I lost track.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 30, 2015 10:40 AM (Mxs5H)

208
192
Fruit cakes are an abomination.
Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at April 30, 2015 10:38 AM (1BhJn)

Whoa! Back the frak up, yo.

Fruitcake is da bomb.

Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 10:40 AM (MQEz6)

209 German chocolate cake is sorta weird. Tasty good, but weird.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2015 10:40 AM (JO9+V)

210
Rum cake.

Can you frost it?

Can you put a candle in it and serve it to a loved one on their b-day?

If yes and yes, then it is a cake.

Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at April 30, 2015 10:41 AM (1BhJn)

211 192
Fruit cakes are an abomination.

Maybe they're born that way.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 10:41 AM (7ObY1)

212 "douche" means nozzle in French.
douchenozzle is therefore redundant.

bitch ass cowards

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 30, 2015 10:41 AM (TPjwz)

213
204 Hector has no purpose in life, he comes here for his golden showers just to have some purpose to his worthless existence.

He should do the world a favor and compost himself, at least he would have some small value as plant food.
Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2015 10:40 AM (xWW96)

Hector is Chris Matthews in drag.

Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 10:41 AM (MQEz6)

214 Hands up Fruit Cake lives matter.

Posted by: just saying at April 30, 2015 10:41 AM (wkuqO)

215 Fruitcake is da bomb.
Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 10:40 AM (MQEz6)

Brick, bomb, whatever.

You need help.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2015 10:42 AM (659DL)

216 Prove how tough you geriatric wheel chair bound losers are

Troll is ageist and ableist like all proggs, but mostly boring.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 30, 2015 10:42 AM (/kI1Q)

217 I'm paralyzed, and nowJohn Cleese hates me.

Posted by: Norwegian Blue Parrot at April 30, 2015 10:42 AM (xkSSa)

218 Pineapple Upside Down Cake.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2015 10:42 AM (Sf+do)

219 Marconi? Fucker took credit for my invention.

Posted by: Tesla at April 30, 2015 10:40 AM (dBm7S)

Tell it to the pigeon. He cares, I don't.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2015 10:42 AM (hLRSq)

220 209 German chocolate cake is sorta weird. Tasty good, but weird.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2015 10:40 AM (JO9+V)

Yeah, kinda off, like Black Forest cake. Better chocolate cake/chocolate icing, IMHO.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at April 30, 2015 10:42 AM (RD7QR)

221 178
Vic's "old tuner" is contructed from clam shells and bear teeth.

Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 10:36 AM (MQEz6)

180 Picked that tuner up at Marconi's yard sale, did you?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2015 10:36 AM (hLRSq)

Its an old rocket radio with the alligator clips you use for ground and antenna.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 30, 2015 10:42 AM (wlDny)

222 200 Ever meet my Chinese adopted daughter, Yellow Cake?

Posted by: The Cake Family at April 30, 2015 10:39 AM (7ObY1)
========================

There never was any Yellow Cake!!

Posted by: Valerie Plame at April 30, 2015 10:42 AM (LISuA)

223 Ever meet my Chinese adopted daughter, Yellow Cake?

Posted by: The Cake Family at April 30, 2015 10:39 AM (7ObY1)

Bitch always gets the attention.

Posted by: Patty Cake at April 30, 2015 10:42 AM (zF6Iw)

224 Fruit cakes are an abomination.

Apfelkuchen is OK.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 30, 2015 10:42 AM (/kI1Q)

225
Chili Cookoff sign: Hands Up, Don't Toot

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2015 10:43 AM (ODxAs)

226 Its an old rocket radio with the alligator clips you use for ground and antenna.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 30, 2015 10:42 AM (wlDny)

Ah, got it from Von Braun then.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2015 10:43 AM (hLRSq)

227 And my grandmother's peach cake is pretty good, but "fresh peaches" and "too hot to turn the oven on" overlap too often.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 30, 2015 10:43 AM (/kI1Q)

228
Sponge cake :: Cakes
Macaroons :: Cookies

Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at April 30, 2015 10:44 AM (1BhJn)

229 Chili Cookoff sign: Hands Up, Don't Toot

There's a toot sweet joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2015 10:44 AM (Sf+do)

230 Freshly made fruitcake is quite good.

Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 10:44 AM (MQEz6)

231 Pineapple Upside Down Cake

Oh, yes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2015 10:44 AM (659DL)

232 I hate cake.

Posted by: Marie Antoinette at April 30, 2015 10:45 AM (xrURQ)

233 Cake Donuts are neither cakes nor donuts.

Discuss.

Posted by: Coffe Tawk at April 30, 2015 10:45 AM (7ObY1)

234 Hector just couldn't get it done today. Very weak effort.

Posted by: Helen of Troy at April 30, 2015 10:45 AM (LISuA)

235
Picture of a Norweigian Lake, a conversation about cake, and a drooling idiot scooting their rear on the carpet.

Ah, another normal day at the HQ.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 30, 2015 10:45 AM (Mxs5H)

236 Mmmm pound cake dipped in chocolate fondue.
Mmmmmm...
Sorry, was there a conversation going on? I lost track.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 30, 2015 10:40 AM (Mxs5H)

Mmmm. . .Kelly Brock dipped in chocolate fondue.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 30, 2015 10:45 AM (zF6Iw)

237 My grandmother made sad cake, something I miss dearly. I've never been able to exactly match hers, and have never seen it made or sold anywhere else.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 30, 2015 10:45 AM (PtTYB)

238 Cake Girl needs to drop by.

Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 10:45 AM (MQEz6)

239 Why aren't you in Baltimore eating cake you bitch ass conservative old type people!?

Posted by: Hector, in the basement, with the Cheetos at April 30, 2015 10:46 AM (RD7QR)

240 Speaking of cake, I'm getting one of these.
http://www.wilton.com/store/site/product.cfm?sku=2105-3035

Except I just gave all my cake decorating stuff to my sister because I hadn't used it in ten years, so no fancy frosting. Just dump some Baileys and ice cream over it.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 30, 2015 10:46 AM (/kI1Q)

241 Where is Hector, roughly?

On his knees with a slight forward bend

Posted by: wrg500 at April 30, 2015 10:46 AM (sgrzZ)

242 235
Picture of a Norweigian Lake, a conversation about cake, and a drooling idiot scooting their rear on the carpet.

Ah, another normal day at the HQ.

Thread needs moar bewbs though.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 10:46 AM (7ObY1)

243 Dump cake is not.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2015 10:46 AM (Sf+do)

244
So ED BALLS invented the bundt cake. It begs the question: why did he name it "bundt?"

Does bundt mean something in German or Swahili or something?

Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at April 30, 2015 10:47 AM (1BhJn)

245 I like fruit cake. Green bean casserole is quite similar to dog vomit in appearance and smell. I do not covet the dog puke. Hector can have the puke, both kinds. I know he likes his with the contents of a used condom squeezed over the top like icing.

Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2015 10:47 AM (xWW96)

246 Allen needs moar salt for Baltimore. Gofundmesomesalt.

Posted by: just saying at April 30, 2015 10:47 AM (wkuqO)

247
234 Hector just couldn't get it done today. Very weak effort.
Posted by: Helen of Troy at April 30, 2015 10:45 AM (LISuA)

His supervisor is activating Hector's agonizer right now.

Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 10:47 AM (MQEz6)

248 I wanted to dip my balls in it.

Posted by: Ed Balls at April 30, 2015 10:47 AM (7ObY1)

249 I need to get a mini bundt cake pan. There's a jello shot recipie I've seen that uses one. Both pretty and alcoholic, how can you go wrong?

Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 30, 2015 10:47 AM (Mxs5H)

250 "It begs the question: why did he name it "bundt?" "

Yeah, like everybody would've tried Balls Cake...

Posted by: Ed Balls at April 30, 2015 10:48 AM (8W5zZ)

251 Ace up

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 30, 2015 10:48 AM (wlDny)

252 Bundt is German for 'hit the ball so lightly it doesn't make it to the pitchers mound'.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 30, 2015 10:48 AM (ZkzmI)

253 "Come on tough guys, take on the protestors that are springing up across the nation."

If the thugs ever managed to make it out of the 'hood I think you would see quite a few of them being shot by conservatives. As long as they stick to destroying their own neighborhoods we really don't need to get involved.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 30, 2015 10:48 AM (1BQGO)

254
...because he couldn't very well name it the Balls Cake, I suppose.

(which is what homos are forcing Christian bakers to make)

Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at April 30, 2015 10:48 AM (1BhJn)

255 Green bean casserole? Damn you for even mentioning that vile sludge.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 30, 2015 10:48 AM (PtTYB)

256 And I've never made a Lady Baltimore Cake, but it was on the list a few years ago when I was making a different cake every week (gained 30 lbs that year, whoops).

http://whatscookingamerica.net/History/Cakes/LadyBaltimoreCake.htm

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 30, 2015 10:49 AM (/kI1Q)

257
"douche" means nozzle in French.
douchenozzle is therefore redundant.

Douche means shower in French.

/pedantic mode

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 10:50 AM (JtwS4)

258 Speaking of desserts, the gf and I are making a Plum Duff this weekend. I said that a few weeks ago but plans changed. This weekend we're going to make it though.

It's a recipe from the early 18th century, we're following it exactly.

Fun fact: Plum Duff has never contained plums. It's raisins, which used to be called plums. Plums were called figs. And I don't know what figs were called because I'm a 'ron and I lost track of my online learnin' and started watching Yoga Porn.

All I know is, I had to stop on my way home from work and buy 3 square feet of unbleached muslin. I sure hope the gf knows what she's doing.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 10:51 AM (7ObY1)

259
>>And carrot cake is neither a carrot nor a cake.

WRONG! Carrot cake is the best.

Posted by: Lea at April 30, 2015 10:53 AM (lIU4e)

260 The cake is a lie.

Posted by: jwpaine at April 30, 2015 10:53 AM (0bXhD)

261 Let them eat dicks.

Posted by: Your GOP at April 30, 2015 10:54 AM (8W5zZ)

262 The trollery is reassuring. There is nothing legitimateto the other side's whinging. They are just spiteful little sociopaths enabled by gullible fools.

Posted by: Norwegian Blue Parrot at April 30, 2015 10:54 AM (xkSSa)

263 (just because futile acts of resistance are now a major activity) .... "begs the question" does not mean "raises the questio", but in fact refers to a key and now very common logical fallacy in which a question to be answered is, in fact, answered or assumed away in the statement of the problem.

Oh, and Meyer lemon upside-down cake (partly cornmeal) - wow. First/only (so far) cake I've made from scratch (recipe from Sunset). Tree out back just demands that new recipes be tried when the lemons are ripe.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 30, 2015 10:54 AM (afQnV)

264 Soothing, but there is a suspicious lack of longboats in this image.

Oh well, I'm just glad we were deemed worthy of an art pic at all today!

Posted by: LizLem at April 30, 2015 10:55 AM (yRwC8)

265 Hector is such a wussy. Won't even talk about cake with us.

Posted by: Draki at April 30, 2015 10:56 AM (0eidE)

266 I want to be the girl with the most cake.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 10:56 AM (JtwS4)

267 Scandi food is probably just a big prank they're playing on the rest of the world.

Behind our backs, they would never eat that crap.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 10:57 AM (7ObY1)

268 Some cake doesn't age well at all.

Posted by: Cher at April 30, 2015 10:57 AM (8W5zZ)

269 "Come on tough guys, take on the protestors that are springing up across the nation."

Note that we're surprisingly low on rioters in Texas.

I wonder why that is?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 10:57 AM (kff5f)

270 #266 I want to be the girl with the most cake.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 10:56 AM (JtwS4)

That bakes cake and shares or just eats it all alone?

Posted by: Draki at April 30, 2015 10:57 AM (0eidE)

271 Guy had two girlfriends but they didn't want to share so he lost them both.

Lesson he learned is you can't have your Kate and Edith too.

Posted by: Tesla at April 30, 2015 10:58 AM (dBm7S)

272 Soothing, but there is a suspicious lack of longboats in this image.

All the northmen already went a-viking.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 10:58 AM (kff5f)

273
#BlackLies&Blather

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at April 30, 2015 10:59 AM (95CzI)

274
They're changing the name from Clinton to Warren.

They're sending our uranium to hostile foreigns.

I want a Prez with a short skirt and a looooooooooooong jacket.

Posted by: Cake at April 30, 2015 10:59 AM (xkSSa)

275 When the protestors decide to quit burning down their own neighborhoods and expand into our neighborhoods, Hector can make determination then whether we are pussies.

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 30, 2015 11:01 AM (dBm7S)

276

200 Ever meet my Chinese adopted daughter, Yellow Cake?

Posted by: The Cake Family at April 30, 2015 10:39 AM (7ObY1)

************************************

She's no angel.

Posted by: Cake at April 30, 2015 11:01 AM (xkSSa)

277 Whoever it was who started saying "I could care less" really should be tortured before being killed.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 30, 2015 11:02 AM (8W5zZ)

278 #274 Lol

Posted by: Draki at April 30, 2015 11:02 AM (0eidE)

279
"Come on tough guys, take on the protestors that are springing up across the nation."

That's funny -- all that I see springing up are dandelions

#BlackLies&Blather

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at April 30, 2015 11:02 AM (95CzI)

280 .... "begs the question" does not mean "raises the questio", but in fact refers to a key and now very common logical fallacy in which a question to be answered is, in fact, answered or assumed away in the statement of the problem.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 30, 2015 10:54 AM (afQnV)

So... "Have you stopped beating your wife, you wife-beating sumbitch?" would be an example of this?

Posted by: jwpaine at April 30, 2015 11:06 AM (0bXhD)

281 I wish we could have protests.

Or cake. I'd settle for cake.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 11:07 AM (7faTs)

282 I'm the only fucker in here, ain't I ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 11:09 AM (7faTs)

283 Fine ... You people just corgi it on over to the shiny new thread ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 11:10 AM (7faTs)

284 Ever stop to think how this thread feels, when y'all just drop it like a bad habit for the next two-bit whore of a thread that comes along ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 11:12 AM (7faTs)

285 Well ... I'll tell you this much ... this ol' thread here may have a few posts on her ... but she's plenty good enough for me.

That's right, art thread ... you and me, babe. Screw the rest of 'em.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 11:14 AM (7faTs)

286 That's right ... got the whole art thread to myself.

She's all mine.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 11:16 AM (7faTs)

287 Just me ... and my thread ... and nobody else ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 11:17 AM (7faTs)

288 I'm stuck here with the earworm I gave myself.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 11:18 AM (JtwS4)

289 Just the two of us ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 11:19 AM (7faTs)

290 Ick! I liked my earworm better. (Doll Parts).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 11:20 AM (JtwS4)

291
>Just me ... and my thread ... and nobody else ...

All. By. My! Se-e-elf.

Posted by: Lea at April 30, 2015 11:20 AM (lIU4e)

292 Well ... that's a little freaky. Don't know how I feel about sharing my thread with another dude.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 11:21 AM (7faTs)

293 I'm sure the Supreme Court will approve of the arrangement.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 11:22 AM (7faTs)

294 What's so cool about the new thread, anyway ? Does it have a painting of cliffs and a boat using a limited color palette? I think not.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 11:24 AM (7faTs)

295
I presume Lea's a girl.

Now we're going tohave to do some Alpha shit to see who can impress her.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 11:24 AM (JtwS4)

296
I'll start.

I can wiggle my ears one at a time!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 11:26 AM (JtwS4)

297 Nah ... I'm cutting back on my relationships. Just want my thread.

And beer. Beer would be nice. Or cake.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 11:26 AM (7faTs)

298 Although ... I can Karaoke THE PERFECT COUNTRY AND WESTERN SONG in a full bar while downing my ninth Wild Turkey and Water without spilling a drop. I have video.

Top that ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 11:29 AM (7faTs)

299 Ah ... But those days are behind me now. Just want an adult, meaningful relationship ... with my thread.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 11:31 AM (7faTs)

300 300 !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 11:32 AM (7faTs)

301
*hangs head*

I once tried to karaoke "Helter Skelter" and was so bad the DJ cut me off.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 11:39 AM (JtwS4)

302 The periscope is a nice touch.

Posted by: Null at April 30, 2015 11:45 AM (xjpRj)

303 Sweet Art Thread ...

... can you believe they all left to talk about that Clinton skank ? I know, I can't believe it either.

(pats thread) Don't you wore your pretty little head about it, baby. You're all the thread I'll ever need.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 11:46 AM (7faTs)

304

(pats thread) Don't you wore your pretty little head about it, baby. You're all the thread I'll ever need.

I saw you whoring around in that other thread!

Posted by: This Thread at April 30, 2015 11:47 AM (JtwS4)

305 Dudes, it was the 1800s. They hadn't invented colored paint yet.

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at April 30, 2015 11:48 AM (RHLfG)

306 That thread meant nothing to me.

What you and I got is REAL.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 11:50 AM (7faTs)

307 257 "douche" means nozzle in French. douchenozzle is therefore redundant.Douche means shower in French. /pedantic mode

___________________________________________________

And "Obama" means "douche" in any language.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 30, 2015 11:50 AM (iAUf+)

308 See what I mean, Art Thread ?

Once the novelty of that Hillary thread wore off, who do they run to ? You baby, that's who !!!

You are the Queen Thread. The Alpha AND the Omega. You da' bomb.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 11:53 AM (7faTs)

309 Sorry Art Thread ... they're pissing all over themselves, following this O'Spades clown.

No ... I don't get it either. Hmmm ... Of Course I told them.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 12:06 PM (7faTs)

310 You won't believe this, Art Thread. Now they're talking about England.

I know ... I know ... Makes no sense at all.

Stay strong, Art Thread. And remember this shit tomorrow.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 12:41 PM (7faTs)

311 Hah! The thread is now mine. MINE!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 01:02 PM (JtwS4)

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