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Alex Wagner: Obama, Who Is Only "Half Black," Doubling Down On Use of the Word "Thug"

It's about time Obama had the race card played on him.

I ain't gonna lie: I came.

Bonus: Matt Taibbi, of the Hoax Magazine Rolling Stone, has a "little known" secret to share with you.


Posted by: Ace at 09:04 PM




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1 It takes a thug to know a thug.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is never going to be the same at April 29, 2015 09:05 PM (Kh4cR)

2 Hahahaha!!

Posted by: NCKate at April 29, 2015 09:08 PM (KzwCe)

3 ...And then they came for me, and fuck I did not see that coming. Stupid fucks, I care as much as you! The words just slipped out.

Er, I mean please forgive me. The patriarchy made me do it, it's the Republicans in Congress fault, it's that damn Lying Johnson!

Posted by: SJW judged not pure enough at April 29, 2015 09:08 PM (F9322)

4 ooooh.

Well, sharpton went there back in 08.

Didn't he claim Barack didn't share the african american experience because he didn't have "slave blood"?

I think it was Sharpton... definitely was said though.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 29, 2015 09:08 PM (AkOaV)

5 OT:

U.S. Senate Roll Call Votes

On the Amendment (Barrasso Amdt. No. 1147 )

To require a certification that Iran has not directly supported or carried out an act of terrorism against the United States or a United States person anywhere in the world.

YEAs 45
NAYs 54
Not Voting 1

http://tinyurl.com/pvuooog

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 29, 2015 09:08 PM (0Ew3K)

6 Time to plant more fields.

Posted by: Popcorn farmers at April 29, 2015 09:08 PM (F9322)

7 Next up, saw and conquered.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at April 29, 2015 09:10 PM (uPxUo)

8 president of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference, Charles Steele Jr. said Barack had no slave blood. Boy was that article hard to find.

http://tinyurl.com/m3cfdhs

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 29, 2015 09:10 PM (AkOaV)

9 I hate the T-wordee cult.

Posted by: Indiana Jones at April 29, 2015 09:12 PM (1FyZ2)

10
And the answer from the show guest, "decades and decades of injustices" which presumably covers one whiteish president. He's a racist, man, racist.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2015 09:12 PM (ODxAs)

11 It takes a thug to know a thug.

But enough about Taibbi . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 09:12 PM (AVEe1)

12 If clinton was "the first black president," is barry the first female president?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 29, 2015 09:13 PM (LWu6U)

13 White-half privilege.

Posted by: Dang at April 29, 2015 09:13 PM (FRkJH)

14 Ooh, isn't Alex Wagner married to the old WH chef?

If she was really mad she'd have said Michelle doubled down on a ham hock or two past midnight

Posted by: Dr Gorgonzola at April 29, 2015 09:13 PM (H4y6S)

15 Ooooo, blue on blue fight!! eats popcorn

Posted by: puddleglum at April 29, 2015 09:13 PM (20X6f)

16 Think of Obama as king Saul. The people choose him because of his looks. He was not God's choice. Things did not end well for him. He was followed by David. Pray our David shows up soon.

Posted by: Beth M at April 29, 2015 09:13 PM (kiy9d)

17 So what do you call a person who burns down a store and leaves a woman and disabled son homeless because they had the misfortune of living above it?

Posted by: Lauren at April 29, 2015 09:14 PM (MYCIw)

18 >>> Pray our David shows up soon.

I feel your pain.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at April 29, 2015 09:14 PM (Ua6T/)

19 That Rolling Stone article is weapons-grade stupid.

Posted by: Alaister Clinton at April 29, 2015 09:15 PM (t1f6S)

20
to finish that sentence... Hell, we told Americans it was a rape culture everywhere.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2015 09:15 PM (ODxAs)

21 Taibbi, I am shocked.



Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 29, 2015 09:15 PM (g7A8i)

22 Ha. He flew home from a fundraiser just to go to this scrunts wedding 2 years ago.

I love how the left knifes their gods when they aren't useful anymore.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2015 09:15 PM (g1DWB)

23 On the Amendment (Barrasso Amdt. No. 1147 )

In other words: there are 54 Democrats in the Senate; and 45 Republicans.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 09:15 PM (AVEe1)

24 Posted by: Beth M at April 29, 2015 09:13 PM (kiy9d)

That's a good thought. We really need a hero right now. We had Reagan after Carter, I just hope we can do something like that again. If we did end up saddled with Warren or Sanders, the FedGov will drop all pretense at being the USA we all know and love.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 29, 2015 09:15 PM (3HxZe)

25 Need a trigger warning for RS links, Ace. You know- for those of us with a conscience who never want to give one single click to those rat bastards.

Posted by: exhippie at April 29, 2015 09:16 PM (j1BO3)

26 Perino on Kelly. I mean on her show. I mean...BRB.

Posted by: Just some guy at April 29, 2015 09:17 PM (yxw0r)

27 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 29, 2015 09:15 PM (3HxZe)

Jeb the Purer to the rescue!

Posted by: GOPe at April 29, 2015 09:17 PM (AkOaV)

28 That Rolling Stone article is weapons-grade stupid.

Posted by: Alaister Clinton at April 29, 2015 09:15 PM


That doesn't narrow it down much....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2015 09:18 PM (QiBX8)

29 Is there a government department that specializes in distributing butthurt? Man, I've never seen so much flailing and weeping about injustice in my life.

Posted by: Fritz at April 29, 2015 09:18 PM (ty633)

30
To require a certification that Iran has not directly supported or carried out an act of terrorism against the United States or a United States person anywhere in the world.

NAYs

Alexander (R-TN)
Coats (R-IN)
Corker (R-TN)
Flake (R-AZ)
Graham (R-SC)
Hatch (R-UT)
McCain (R-AZ)
Perdue (R-GA)

Not Voting

Enzi (R-WY)



Lebbrosi.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 29, 2015 09:18 PM (kdS6q)

31 It's a little known fact but Matt Taibbi enjoys playing with horse semen. No, really.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 29, 2015 09:18 PM (HstNY)

32 Whitey

Honkie

Cracker

Redneck

Hick

Hmm, Caucasians don't seem to get upset by derogatory terms.


Posted by: Dang at April 29, 2015 09:19 PM (FRkJH)

33 Politics is full of despicable groups of thugs

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 29, 2015 09:19 PM (l0lja)

34 26: fapfapfapfap.....

Posted by: puddleglum at April 29, 2015 09:20 PM (20X6f)

35 16 Think of Obama as king Saul. The people choose him because of his looks. He was not God's choice. Things did not end well for him. He was followed by David. Pray our David shows up soon.
Posted by: Beth M at April 29, 2015 09:13 PM (kiy9d)



That just makes me think of Tim wilson's bit on the king of England.

http://youtu.be/L32Wq9tRFUM


"Well screw him. Send him to the front."

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2015 09:20 PM (z/Ubi)

36 30

The pay must be great or they wouldn't do that...

Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 29, 2015 09:20 PM (vNlkp)

37 "Hell, we told Americans that it" was great to vote for Obama twice, because you got a second unicorn.

Posted by: Null at April 29, 2015 09:20 PM (xjpRj)

38 So what do you call a person who burns down a store and leaves a woman and disabled son homeless because they had the misfortune of living above it?
Posted by: Lauren at April 29, 2015 09:14 PM (MYCIw)

Disadvantaged youths who have been let down by the system designed and run by the white man.

Posted by: MSM style Guide at April 29, 2015 09:20 PM (F9322)

39 For everyone who has a Rick Perry crush, this will make you love him even more...

http://tinyurl.com/lbaw3o9

Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin' at April 29, 2015 09:20 PM (xVgrA)

40 Politics is full of despicable groups of thugs

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 29, 2015 09:19 PM


And their elected representatives.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2015 09:20 PM (QiBX8)

41 Anybody want to bet that the ones decrying the WH's use of the word "thug" have never used the pejorative "Rethuglican"?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 29, 2015 09:20 PM (mvenn)

42 Pretty sure McConnell picked those out to vote "nay" or, in Enzi's case, "gosh, I really gotta go potty". You *know* he was grinding his teeth on that one.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 09:21 PM (AVEe1)

43 Taibbi cops to the Full Goebbels.

News to no one, though he and his ilk probably think they've fooled everyone all these years.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 29, 2015 09:21 PM (oVJmc)

44 That Rolling Stone is weapons-grade stupid.


fixed

Posted by: puddleglum at April 29, 2015 09:21 PM (20X6f)

45 okay, so the picture of kelly brook i meant to post the other day is now in the sidebar

Posted by: ace at April 29, 2015 09:22 PM (PA7DS)

46 Does anybody know the etymology of the slang word 'honkie'?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 29, 2015 09:22 PM (mvenn)

47 Perdue (R-GA)


Grrrr.

Posted by: freaked at April 29, 2015 09:22 PM (JdEZJ)

48
Dang, I consider Redneck

"my people"

go ahead:
redneck
redneck
redneck

eh..
nuthin

Posted by: FaceBook at April 29, 2015 09:22 PM (KG0mU)

49 Rolling Stone...Are they all not on bottled oxygen at sea level?

Posted by: tbd at April 29, 2015 09:23 PM (jQdD1)

50 Midway still has Estate 250-round cases of 9 pellet 12 gauge for $79.99.

Works fine in my 870. Nothing else says "Go loot somewhere else" better than a few loads of buck in the soft parts.

Posted by: Shotgun Surgeon at April 29, 2015 09:23 PM (oNzCd)

51 40
Yeah, them too

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 29, 2015 09:23 PM (l0lja)

52 >>> 45 okay, so the picture of kelly brook i meant to post the other day is now in the sidebar

Poor girl is cold.

Posted by: fluffy at April 29, 2015 09:24 PM (Ua6T/)

53 News to no one, though he and his ilk probably think they've fooled everyone all these years.

***

So, Taibbi is admitting that the MFM are populated not by objective journalists, but by partisan operatives?

There must be a snowball fight going on in Hell.

Posted by: cool arrow at April 29, 2015 09:24 PM (g2DAI)

54 Awfully chilly in the side bar.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at April 29, 2015 09:24 PM (HstNY)

55 Headlights.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2015 09:24 PM (mGBKM)

56 High Beams.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2015 09:25 PM (mGBKM)

57 45: She's ok. I guess. Now, I have to go masturbate furiously. I will be back in 2 minutes.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 29, 2015 09:25 PM (20X6f)

58
okay, so the picture of kelly brook i meant to post the other day is now in the sidebar

Posted by: ace at April 29, 2015 09:22 PM (PA7DS)






Cold day on the red carpet.

Thank God that global warming is bullshit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2015 09:25 PM (ynQIy)

59 For everyone who has a Rick Perry crush, this will make you love him even more...



http://tinyurl.com/lbaw3o9

Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin'


Cool.

Posted by: Dang at April 29, 2015 09:25 PM (FRkJH)

60 Glass cutters.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2015 09:25 PM (mGBKM)

61 I'm convinced that the Democratic Party is just the political wing of the MFM.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 29, 2015 09:25 PM (rwI+c)

62 Pokies.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2015 09:25 PM (mGBKM)

63 etymology of honkey is unknown, per google and wikipedia, but this speculation from wikipedia seems plausible enough:


Honky may also be a variant of hunky, which was a deviation of Bohunk, a slur for Bohemian-Hungarian immigrants in the early 1900s.[4] Honky may have come from coal miners in Oak Hill, West Virginia. The miners were segregated; blacks in one section, whites in another. Foreigners who could not speak English, mostly from Europe, were separated from both groups into an area known as "Hunk Hill". These male laborers were known as "Hunkies".[5]

Posted by: ace at April 29, 2015 09:25 PM (PA7DS)

64 45 okay, so the picture of kelly brook i meant to post the other day is now in the sidebar

Posted by: ace at April 29, 2015 09:22 PM (PA7DS)



She'll poke someone's eye out! Hopefully mine.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2015 09:25 PM (YPlbw)

65 Meanwhile France is being forced to investigate allegations that some of their soldiers raped children in Africa last year. This is only happening because a newspaper leaked information about the UN investigations.
http://tinyurl.com/nfu2tdu

Yeah, the UN investigating a country on soldiers raping children. And they tried to keep it secret. This is the type of evil on the loose in the world.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2015 09:25 PM (B0IEg)

66 okay, so the picture of kelly brook i meant to post the other day is now in the sidebar

Posted by: ace



OK, you are forgiven for posting a RS article then.

Posted by: exhippie at April 29, 2015 09:25 PM (j1BO3)

67
Backers of Medicaid expansion celebrated in Montana today as Democratic Governor Bullock signed the bill extending the health coverage to an estimated 45,000 residents.

The HELP act, sponsored by Great Falls Republican Senator Ed Buttrey is a compromise than won support from moderate Republicans and Democrats after a similar bill backed by Democrats was shot down in the Republican controlled Senate and House.



Marinai d'acqua dolce....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 29, 2015 09:27 PM (kdS6q)

68 Pointy









Elbows

Posted by: freaked at April 29, 2015 09:27 PM (JdEZJ)

69
Does anybody know the etymology of the slang word 'honkie'?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man
.............................................
From them leaning on the horn while they plow through a crowd of looters.

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2015 09:27 PM (wAQA5)

70 45
I know how to run those things. I'm an expert

Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 29, 2015 09:27 PM (vNlkp)

71 UN troops regularly rape the local children. So do UN officials.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 29, 2015 09:27 PM (i7JE3)

72 "Hunk Hill?"

That boy ain't right!

Posted by: cool arrow at April 29, 2015 09:27 PM (g2DAI)

73 Yeah, the UN investigating a country on soldiers raping children. And they tried to keep it secret. This is the type of evil on the loose in the world.

Pretty rich coming from the UN:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A30286-2005Mar12.html

Guess they didn't like the competition.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 09:28 PM (AVEe1)

74 >>okay, so the picture of kelly brook i meant to post the other day is now in the sidebar

I wonder if she knows we can see her nipples through that material.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2015 09:28 PM (g1DWB)

75
Don't touch that dial!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2015 09:28 PM (ynQIy)

76 YEAs 45
NAYs 54


Is McConnell the Democratic whip or something, does he get two paychecks?

Posted by: t-bird at April 29, 2015 09:28 PM (FcR7P)

77 I'm amazed it took this long.

Also haha! /NelsonVoice

Posted by: Lea at April 29, 2015 09:28 PM (vmMMi)

78 He really thinks Bush won because THEY told everyone it was ok to vote for him?

Delusional and dishonest as usual.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2015 09:29 PM (F0Cog)

79 okay, so the picture of kelly brook i meant to post the other day is now in the sidebar

Posted by: ace at April 29, 2015 09:22 PM (PA7DS)

*****

Damn. Artillery pointed and ready. Weapons hot.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 29, 2015 09:29 PM (XrHO0)

80 Maybe if I take that picture of Kelly Brooks out to the screeching grievance mob outside, they'll calm down. Probably not. She's white.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 29, 2015 09:29 PM (20X6f)

81 another possibiilty is this:

I have often heard the brooklyn/nyc accent referred to as a "honking" one. (And it is, when you think about it.)

It's possible that blacks from the south came up to NYC, and, to their southern-drawl ears, heard the white new yorkers as "honking" when they spoke. thus, honkey.

I just made that up tho.

Posted by: ace at April 29, 2015 09:30 PM (PA7DS)

82 In my part of Houston I didn't hear "honky". I heard "white boy" and "bitch".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 09:30 PM (AVEe1)

83 Midway still has Estate 250-round cases of 9 pellet 12 gauge for $79.99.

Is it an ammo thread? You Mosin guys might be interested in these Yugo heavy ball brass cartridges. Six cases left.

http://is.gd/0Ph0X7

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 29, 2015 09:30 PM (rwI+c)

84
*smirks*

Posted by: Billy Zane at April 29, 2015 09:30 PM (ynQIy)

85 So what do you call a person who burns down a store and leaves a woman and disabled son homeless because they had the misfortune of living above it?

Someone whose right to free speech is to be cherished.

Posted by: Marie Harf at April 29, 2015 09:30 PM (FcR7P)

86 >>>I wonder if she knows we can see her nipples through that material.

boy is she gonna be embarrassed when she gets home!!!

Posted by: ace at April 29, 2015 09:31 PM (PA7DS)

87 Posted by: Beth M at April 29, 2015 09:13 PM (kiy9d)

The thing that scares me is that, with Obama, God gave America the president that we deserve.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at April 29, 2015 09:31 PM (0RdKg)

88 I'm sort of shocked that the story that Lattrell was living with the Perrys never made the news before now. I mean, maybe other people knew and I'm just out of the loop, but today's story was the first I'd heard of it.

Posted by: Lauren at April 29, 2015 09:31 PM (MYCIw)

89 YEAs 45
NAYs 54


Does this mean the Democratically controlled Senate has given up their treaty approval powers?

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 29, 2015 09:31 PM (rwI+c)

90 >>>In my part of Houston I didn't hear "honky". I heard "white boy" and "bitch".

i've never heard it in real life, only in movies, and books, and tv shows

Posted by: ace at April 29, 2015 09:31 PM (PA7DS)

91 45
okay, so the picture of kelly brook i meant to post the other day is now in the sidebar





Posted by: ace at April 29, 2015 09:22 PM (PA7DS)

-----
Do you finally see why I am concerned about global warming? Excuse me while I release my 2nd chakra.

Posted by: Al Gore at April 29, 2015 09:31 PM (mhkbv)

92 That's along the lines of what I was thinking too, Ace.

It seems to come from the way "ahem" caucasians talk.

Posted by: FaceBook at April 29, 2015 09:32 PM (KG0mU)

93 Hey AlGore, Morrisey has a Vegan twig to pick with you.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2015 09:32 PM (B0IEg)

94 Even in NY they generally use "cracker".

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2015 09:32 PM (mGBKM)

95 This post needs more Waylon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2QbDlvgHw8

Posted by: Lauren at April 29, 2015 09:32 PM (MYCIw)

96
Now, I have to go masturbate furiously.
Posted by: puddleglum




Uzani, his army with fists closed

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 29, 2015 09:32 PM (kdS6q)

97 she first was brought to my attention, in a few episodes of Smallville, she hasn't done much mainstream fair, in this country, most recently she was in one episode of the bizarre Belgian scifi series, Metal Hurlant Chronicles,

Posted by: almirante marcus at April 29, 2015 09:33 PM (0u/CC)

98 So it seems the dems still hold a majority in the Senate.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2015 09:34 PM (F0Cog)

99 Oh wow, this may cause the Horde to forget Kelly Brook...

http://www.honolulustreetpulse.com/hottie-week-maryssa-briggs/#19285

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2015 09:34 PM (B0IEg)

100 Hey Anna Puma,

I ran across this Russian movie on youtube, and thought you might be interested if you haven't seen it before:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoQ1jXmpIKc

Kind of across between a ghost story and Enemy at the Gate with tanks. Very weird...

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 29, 2015 09:34 PM (a42f0)

101 I'm sick and tired of people telling me what the words coming from my mouth mean.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at April 29, 2015 09:35 PM (VNgld)

102 Only half thug.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 29, 2015 09:35 PM (W5DcG)

103
I'm sort of shocked that the story that Lattrell was living with the Perrys never made the news before now. I mean, maybe other people knew and I'm just out of the loop, but today's story was the first I'd heard of it.

Posted by: Lauren at April 29, 2015 09:31 PM (MYCIw)







Luttrell has been talking about it for at least a year or two, but kind of low key. Not surprising that it's not well known. The Perrys never pushed the story at all, if memory serves.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2015 09:35 PM (ynQIy)

104 Lauren,
I never knew about it either. It obviously wasn't don't for political/publicity. It's just a cool story. It's like the things you hear about Bush doing way after the fact.

Did y'all know that Rick Perry is Marcus Luttrell's dad? Ok, maybe I exaggerated a tiny bit.

Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin' at April 29, 2015 09:35 PM (xVgrA)

105 81 another possibiilty is this:

I have often heard the brooklyn/nyc accent referred to as a "honking" one. (And it is, when you think about it.)

It's possible that blacks from the south came up to NYC, and, to their southern-drawl ears, heard the white new yorkers as "honking" when they spoke. thus, honkey.

I just made that up tho.

Posted by: ace at April 29, 2


Good enough for us. Print it!

Posted by: Rolling Stone at April 29, 2015 09:35 PM (z/Ubi)

106 It is a fact that Matt Tabibi is a clueless bonehead and an unprincipled hack, but I wouldn't call it a "little-known fact." We've all known it for years now.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 29, 2015 09:35 PM (+XMAD)

107 When historians write about this president they will note that the primary feature of Obama's 2nd term has been race riots.

Posted by: Naes at April 29, 2015 09:35 PM (YhayY)

108 Hah, in the Gulf Coast "cracker" was almost a term of affection. At least, when I heard it . . .

Being the complete mutt that I am, if I heard "cracker" I was like - yeah, I got some Border Ruffian in me, I'll own it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 09:36 PM (AVEe1)

109 Kelly's high beams betray her eagerness to please Yankee doodles.

Posted by: Fritz at April 29, 2015 09:36 PM (ty633)

110 81 another possibiilty is this:

I have often heard the brooklyn/nyc accent referred to as a "honking" one. (And it is, when you think about it.)

It's possible that blacks from the south came up to NYC, and, to their southern-drawl ears, heard the white new yorkers as "honking" when they spoke. thus, honkey.

I just made that up tho.

Posted by: ace at April 29, 2015 09:30 PM (PA7DS)



Could be. Makes as much sense as anything.

There's a woman who works down the street from me who is from Boston. She has a voice like a foghorn.

And I live in the Philly area. It's not like I'm from Alabama or anything. Good Lord, her voice could cut sheet metal.

Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2015 09:36 PM (sdi6R)

111 Aaaand that's the game, folks:

Instapundit.com retweeted
Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy 10m

WaPo: Prisoner sharing van with Freddie Gray told investigators he "was intentionally trying to injure himself" http://www.washingtonpost..

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2015 09:37 PM (KhFZp)

112 i've never heard it in real life, only in movies, and books, and tv shows

Posted by: ace at April 29, 2015 09:31 PM (PA7DS)

I was always cracker or whitey to people I pissed off IRL. There were many of them, since I used to work in customer service, and you can't say yes to every insane unreasonable demand.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 29, 2015 09:37 PM (3HxZe)

113 That's done not don't, damn it!

Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin' at April 29, 2015 09:37 PM (xVgrA)

114
Hey Anna Puma,

I ran across this Russian movie on youtube, and thought you might be interested if you haven't seen it before:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoQ1jXmpIKc

Kind of across between a ghost story and Enemy at the Gate with tanks. Very weird...

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 29, 2015 09:34 PM (a42f0)








I've been wanting to check that one out. Supposed to be Moby Dick on the Eastern Front, I think.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2015 09:37 PM (ynQIy)

115 Oh wow, this may cause the Horde to forget Kelly Brook...

Meh.

Posted by: toby928(C) has ridiculously high standards at April 29, 2015 09:38 PM (rwI+c)

116 Grau Fuchs, of course its going to be weird. Its Russian!

I have survived watching Aelita and Solaris.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2015 09:38 PM (B0IEg)

117 i've never heard it in real life, only in movies, and books, and tv shows

Posted by: ace at April 29, 2015 09:31 PM (PA7DS)

6 years of college in St. Louis in the 1980's--we were definitely honkies.

I had no idea what that meant. I'm from Alaska. We don't do racism worth a damn up here.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2015 09:38 PM (+YMhA)

118 I have come to recognize my unearned privileges.

Posted by: Po White Trash at April 29, 2015 09:38 PM (l3vZN)

119 Sorry, just catching up.


Damn.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 29, 2015 09:38 PM (g7A8i)

120 okay, so the picture of kelly brook i meant to post the other day is now in the sidebar





Posted by: ace at April 29, 2015 09:22 PM (PA7DS)


She seems....enthusiastic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2015 09:38 PM (62Rht)

121 Fuck Obama and fuck these thugs. Fuck everything in general.

Sorry. Shitty day.

*fumes*
*broods*

Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2015 09:39 PM (mx5oN)

122 And if we're talking about rednecks, we can't skip Jerry Jeff honoring Ray Wiley Hubbard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOI5H0n28qY

Posted by: Lauren at April 29, 2015 09:39 PM (MYCIw)

123 He's also only half a man.

Posted by: Stu-22 at April 29, 2015 09:39 PM (vd4oB)

124 111: Now, will this little tidbit of info penetrate into the hard skulls of the grievance mob? I suspect not.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 29, 2015 09:39 PM (20X6f)

125 "Honkey" seems very early '70's, stuck in the era of Afros and "Shaft" and "All In the Family." Come to think of it, I think the only black person I ever heard use the term was George Jefferson.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 29, 2015 09:39 PM (+XMAD)

126 Forty two different definitions (origin stories) of "cracker".

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 29, 2015 09:39 PM (W5DcG)

127 >>.Instapundit.com retweeted
Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy 10m

WaPo: Prisoner sharing van with Freddie Gray told investigators he "was intentionally trying to injure himself" http://www.washingtonpost..

...

but keep in mind: A prisoner has a major reason to say things that are helpful to the cops.

there are serial criminals who spend little time in jail because their cellmates are always, supposedly, "confessing" crimes to them.

Posted by: ace at April 29, 2015 09:39 PM (PA7DS)

128 Honky tonk. I would look into that.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2015 09:40 PM (g1DWB)

129 tcn: in Alaska, I'd imagine that the big race issue would be white / Inuit / Na-Dene. (Depending on where exactly.)

Equatorial populations wouldn't exactly choose the Arctic as their first port of call.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 09:40 PM (AVEe1)

130 WaPo: Prisoner sharing van with Freddie Gray told investigators he "was intentionally trying to injure himself" http://www.washingtonpost..
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2015 09:37 PM (KhFZp)


Yeah, at this point I pretty much assume that any accusations of police brutality are BS.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 29, 2015 09:40 PM (10ydV)

131 >>>125 "Honkey" seems very early '70's, stuck in the era of Afros and "Shaft" and "All In the Family." Come to think of it, I think the only black person I ever heard use the term was George Jefferson.

i was just going to say that, it seems to have been big for like two years during the Superfly era, and then rapidly dated and no one ever said it again.

(Except then it was said on tv for 20 years, because tv writers are squares, man.)

Posted by: ace at April 29, 2015 09:40 PM (PA7DS)

132 I would like to have Kelly Brooks' honkies oppressing against me.

Posted by: freaked at April 29, 2015 09:41 PM (JdEZJ)

133 "Prisoner sharing van with Freddie Gray told investigators he "was intentionally trying to injure himself" "

Hey, that's what I said.

Posted by: Lauren at April 29, 2015 09:41 PM (MYCIw)

134 Come in Tokyo!

Posted by: Radio knob operator at April 29, 2015 09:41 PM (wAQA5)

135 Who is this Kelly Brook?

Posted by: Garrett at April 29, 2015 09:41 PM (fOOY1)

136 17 So what do you call a person who burns down a store and leaves a woman and disabled son homeless because they had the misfortune of living above it?
Posted by: Lauren at April 29, 2015 09:14 PM (MYCIw)

A sociopathic subhuman piece of shit who should be broken on the wheel, flayed alive, then drawn and quartered. Doesn't roll off the tongue quite as easily as "thug," though.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2015 09:41 PM (mx5oN)

137 Michael the hobbit. We're definitely learning the hard way. Just want to put out there that God still has a plan for good for this country and that Obama can turn around or end up like Saul.

Posted by: Beth M at April 29, 2015 09:41 PM (kiy9d)

138 126 Forty two different definitions (origin stories) of "cracker".
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 29, 2015 09:39 PM (W5DcG)

Native Floridians (all twelve of them, what with how they got buried by New Yorkers turning the state into the 6th Borough) use it as a descriptor of their own culture, because the first settlers were cattle ranchers and used whips.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 29, 2015 09:41 PM (3HxZe)

139 >>>>Honky tonk. I would look into that.

wikipedia mentioned that as a possibility.

Posted by: ace at April 29, 2015 09:41 PM (PA7DS)

140 I've never heard "honkey" or "cracker" in person.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 29, 2015 09:41 PM (g7A8i)

141 Et tu bootee ?

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 29, 2015 09:41 PM (dULJN)

142 Nyet!

Et tu Boobies!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2015 09:42 PM (B0IEg)

143
Obligatory Richard Pryor SNL job interview sketch.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82180813/

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2015 09:42 PM (ynQIy)

144 "I've never heard "honkey" or "cracker" in person. "

Neither have I. I have heard "white bitch" though.

Posted by: Lauren at April 29, 2015 09:43 PM (MYCIw)

145 142 Nyet!

Et tu Boobies!
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2015 09:42 PM (B0IEg)

I never knew you were a polyglot!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2015 09:43 PM (mx5oN)

146 Nyet!

Actually, maybe that in Alaska, too.

Isn't there still a Russian / Orthodox presence there?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 09:43 PM (AVEe1)

147 >>I've never heard "honkey" or "cracker" in person.


I have been called a Yankee on numerous occasions...

Posted by: Garrett at April 29, 2015 09:43 PM (fOOY1)

148 Yeah, at this point I pretty much assume that any accusations of police brutality are BS.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 29, 2015 09:40 PM (10ydV)

We appreciate that assumption and so does the DA John Chisholm. Thanks for understanding.

Posted by: Wisconsin cops who raid conservative homes at April 29, 2015 09:43 PM (+XMAD)

149 "Whitey

Honkie

Cracker

Redneck

Hick"

All present or accounted for (& that's just me). Next question?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2015 09:43 PM (KCxzN)

150 For a long time I thought the term "cracker" came from......saltine crackers. They're white as can be and have been around forever.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 29, 2015 09:43 PM (g7A8i)

151 135: a hot Irish chick with a great body. She's kind of pretty too.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 29, 2015 09:44 PM (20X6f)

152 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 29, 2015 09:41 PM (g7A8i)

I was called honkey mother fcuker. I responded with, "fcuk you nigg**."

The face on the guy was priceless.

"You can't say that!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2015 09:44 PM (Zu3d9)

153 Half black half white all weasel.

Posted by: eleven at April 29, 2015 09:44 PM (MDgS8)

154
131 >>>125 "Honkey" seems very early '70's, stuck in the era of Afros and "Shaft" and "All In the Family." Come to think of it, I think the only black person I ever heard use the term was George Jefferson.

i was just going to say that, it seems to have been big for like two years during the Superfly era, and then rapidly dated and no one ever said it again.

(Except then it was said on tv for 20 years, because tv writers are squares, man.)

Posted by: ace at April 29, 2015 09:40 PM (PA7DS)



Well you can't really expect Hollywood liberal writers to associate with "those kind of people" do you?

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2015 09:44 PM (z/Ubi)

155 >>wikipedia mentioned that as a possibility.

Then I retract my suggestion.

Seriously, wouldn't surprise me. I was told by a friend in Tampa that honky tonk was a name given to southern redneck bars.

First time I heard that it made sense to me.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2015 09:44 PM (g1DWB)

156 "I have been called a Yankee on numerous occasions..."



Oh, now we're talking. Heard that word a whole lot more than any racial term.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 29, 2015 09:44 PM (g7A8i)

157 129 tcn: in Alaska, I'd imagine that the big race issue would be white / Inuit / Na-Dene. (Depending on where exactly.)

Equatorial populations wouldn't exactly choose the Arctic as their first port of call.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 09:40 PM (AVEe1)

Aaaaand, no.

We've got everybody here. Lots of Samoans for some reason, Philipinos, Africans, blacks, Natives (of all types), and nobody, so far as I can tell, gives one crap about it.

Every once in a while, some grievance monger makes a stink, and then everybody tells him or her to shut up and sit down, and life goes on.

But boy, none of the Baptists seem to get along. There's a Baptist Church every half mile along the North Road.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2015 09:45 PM (+YMhA)

158 but keep in mind: A prisoner has a major reason to say things that are helpful to the cops.

there are serial criminals who spend little time in jail because their cellmates are always, supposedly, "confessing" crimes to them.

Posted by: ace


Yeah, but I've watched fifty episodes of COPS, so there.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2015 09:45 PM (KhFZp)

159 I grew up in an ultra white suburb of Minneapolis in the 70s (also pretty ultra white for an urban center). I had very limited exposure to black people. until I got a job in the Urban center. I don't remeber getting called a Honky. But they did take great joy in beating my ass at the Yo Momma insult game. They were good guys and we went out drinking together. Any thoughts of prejudice I have come from the news and politics not real interaction.

Posted by: Robinson at April 29, 2015 09:45 PM (5gToQ)

160 130 WaPo: Prisoner sharing van with Freddie Gray told investigators he "was intentionally trying to injure himself" http://www.washingtonpost..
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2015 09:37 PM (KhFZp)

Yeah, at this point I pretty much assume that any accusations of police brutality are BS.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 29, 2015 09:40 PM (10ydV)

I don't make that assumption at all. Another scenario is the cops telling the prisoner they'll make it easier on him, it'll help his case, etc. if he tells the investigators Gray did it to himself.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2015 09:45 PM (mx5oN)

161 ummm, "came" is a transitive verb ( requiring a direct object )


you came where? to whom did you come?

Posted by: Nonny the language Nazi at April 29, 2015 09:45 PM (8CdUx)

162 147 >>I've never heard "honkey" or "cracker" in person.


I have been called a Yankee on numerous occasions...
Posted by: Garrett at April 29, 2015 09:43 PM (fOOY1)



Quit wearing pinstripes.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2015 09:45 PM (z/Ubi)

163 Persons of color hookers on street corners.

Pale Male in automobile trying to get attention.

Honk, Honk, Honk.



Mufukin honkies.

Posted by: seamrog at April 29, 2015 09:45 PM (GLhgh)

164 As long as ace didn't nut over something Taibbi wrote; because that would be wrong.

Sticky revoked man-card wrong.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 29, 2015 09:46 PM (0DeYj)

165 Posted by: Garrett at April 29, 2015 09:43 PM (fOOY1)

As long as you aren't called a "Red Sox." That would be fighting words.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2015 09:46 PM (Zu3d9)

166 Back in the earLy 20th century, when leftys were tearing shit up, the right cd go and break heads. Now, we are force to totally cede the streets to the commies.

BRING BACK THE PALMER RAIDS!

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 09:47 PM (iQIUe)

167 Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2015 09:45 PM (mx5oN)

Well, police brutality and government overbearingness in general are real thing.

But this #blacklivesmatter meme is very similar looking to the #rapeculture meme.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 29, 2015 09:48 PM (AkOaV)

168 Palmer Raids would be Wilson's Left against Debs' / Lenin's Left. . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 09:48 PM (AVEe1)

169 Honky Tonk, the song.

https://youtu.be/SyxdXBLiv-A

it'll change your life

me, not so much...not enough harmonica

but that's another story for another time

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2015 09:48 PM (KCxzN)

170 149 "Whitey Honkie Cracker Redneck Hick"

Okay who's been reading my resume?

Just don't call me a Yankee. Them's fightin' words.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 29, 2015 09:49 PM (0DeYj)

171 not enough harmonica cow bell.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2015 09:48 PM (KCxzN)

FIFY

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2015 09:50 PM (Zu3d9)

172 Posted by: Garrett at April 29, 2015 09:43 PM (fOOY1)

I've been called a white bitch as a taunt a few times. Once a white devil.

Eh. Didn't really sting. I feel like calling a guy "bitch" is pretty lame, unless he's riding on the back of a motorcycle or sitting in the middle of a bench seat.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 29, 2015 09:50 PM (AkOaV)

173 According to historian David Hackett Fischer, "cracker" goes all the way back to 18th century Britain and was used to describe the people from the English-Scottish border region who became the "Scots-Irish" of America.

According to Hackett, "cracker" was an English perjorative for "a low and vulgar braggart."

An English visitor wrote back home in 1766:

"I should explain to your Lordship what is meant by Crackers; a name they have got from being great boasters; they are a lawless set of rascals on the frontiers of Virginia, Maryland, the Carolinas and Georgia, who often change their abode."

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 29, 2015 09:51 PM (+XMAD)

174 >>me, not so much...not enough harmonica



You wouldn't know it by looking at her, but Huma plays a mean harmonica.

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at April 29, 2015 09:51 PM (fOOY1)

175 46 Does anybody know the etymology of the slang word 'honkie'?

Honky. Don't know if this is true, but I once heard it was because the speech of white people sounds kind of nasal and constricted to blacks.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 29, 2015 09:51 PM (Oneln)

176 167 Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2015 09:45 PM (mx5oN)

Well, police brutality and government overbearingness in general are real thing.

But this #blacklivesmatter meme is very similar looking to the #rapeculture meme.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 29, 2015 09:48 PM (AkOaV)

I have no love for that meme at all. I just think it's at least equally as likely that the other prisoner was bribed or cajoled into making that statement to the investigators as Gray somehow intentionally hurting himself badly enough to sever his own spinal cord.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2015 09:52 PM (mx5oN)

177 Freddie Gray could end up like a suicide-by-cop.

I always said Brown deserved it and Garner didn't. I'm beginning to just feel sorry for Gray.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 09:52 PM (AVEe1)

178 Ya know what insomniac, I'm with ya.

Misery loves company.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 29, 2015 09:52 PM (KG0mU)

179 Eh. Didn't really sting. I feel like calling a guy
"bitch" is pretty lame, unless he's riding on the back of a motorcycle
or sitting in the middle of a bench seat.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 29, 2015 09:50 PM (AkOaV)


Three guys in Stetsons are riding in the front seat of a pickup. How do you tell which one is the real cowboy?

The one in the middle. he doesn't have to drive, nor does he have to open the gates.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2015 09:52 PM (62Rht)

180 Isn't there still a Russian / Orthodox presence there?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 09:43 PM (AVEe1)

Yep. Old Russian Believers. Nicholaivsk, among other places.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2015 09:53 PM (+YMhA)

181 I thought cracker was from Jimmy Cracked Corn- southern white boy.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 29, 2015 09:53 PM (mvenn)

182 "....who often change their abode."


Okay, what does that mean?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 29, 2015 09:53 PM (g7A8i)

183 And speaking of weapons-grade stupid, the Baltimore riots have revealed to the entire world that the mayor of that city is a world class imbecile.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 29, 2015 09:53 PM (Oneln)

184 Or maybe 'cause white folks are all Ritz-y and stuff.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 29, 2015 09:53 PM (mvenn)

185 178 Ya know what insomniac, I'm with ya.

Misery loves company.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 29, 2015 09:52 PM (KG0mU)

*anguished fist bump*

Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2015 09:54 PM (mx5oN)

186 "The one in the middle. he doesn't have to drive, nor does he have to open the gates."


Heh!


Old cowboy joke.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 29, 2015 09:55 PM (g7A8i)

187 Hank Williams "Honky Tonkin'"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrJkzd2oLb8

I remember it from the Apollo 13 movie.

Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2015 09:55 PM (sdi6R)

188 You wouldn't know it by looking at her, but Huma plays a mean harmonica.

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at April 29, 2015 09:51 PM


What's impressive is how she plays it. She borrowed my harmonica, once. I didn't want it back. Long story

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2015 09:55 PM (KCxzN)

189 >>And speaking of weapons-grade stupid, the Baltimore riots have revealed
to the entire world that the mayor of that city is a world class
imbecile.

Thank you. I aims to excel.

Posted by: Stephanie Stoner at April 29, 2015 09:55 PM (sQzB6)

190 >> Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2015 09:44 PM (Zu3d9)

I can so totally beat that story. Night before a close friends wedding in Detroit, an unofficial bachelor party -- was supposed to be low key and clean -- no strippers or hookers.

Group of black guys walk by our group of white guys, and say "HI, white guys!" And someone says back "Hi, black guys."

And then one of the black guys says "They just called us n---"

Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: L, Elle at April 29, 2015 09:55 PM (2x3L+)

191 "Okay, what does that mean? "

They've got ramblin fever in their blood.

Posted by: Lauren at April 29, 2015 09:55 PM (MYCIw)

192 I always said Brown deserved it and Garner didn't. I'm beginning to just feel sorry for Gray.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 09:52 PM (AVEe1)


Garner didn't deserve to die for peddling bootleg smokes. But he was a very unhealthy guy, practicing a high-risk lifestyle. Dicing with the Devil, and juggling with Jesus, don't you know, sometimes you lose.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2015 09:55 PM (62Rht)

193 >>The one in the middle. he doesn't have to drive, nor does he have to open the gates.


If it's a standard shift truck, and it should always be, you don't volunteer to sit bitch.

Not unless you are trying to send some signals to the driver.

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at April 29, 2015 09:56 PM (fOOY1)

194 OT I'm watching this 1998 movie called Break Up on Netflix, with Bridget Fonda and Kiefer Sutherland; in the first two minutes I get to see Bridget's tits.

Mini review -- This is a Great movie.

On to minute three.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 29, 2015 09:56 PM (0DeYj)

195 Or maybe 'cause white folks are all Ritz-y and stuff.

You deserve to be banned for such an awful joke.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 29, 2015 09:57 PM (Oneln)

196 *blink blinks*

Lupin the 3rd live action?
https://youtu.be/vlyFaDXg0s8

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2015 09:57 PM (B0IEg)

197 Hey, where's the trigger warning for that picture???
I feel oppressed and unsafe!!!
I'm a women. I have breast. I get cold. I don't look anything like her even when I'm cold. It's not fair. #coldfeministeverywhere

Posted by: said by whiney cold feminist everywhere at April 29, 2015 09:57 PM (xVgrA)

198 Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: L, Elle
****

Sounds like it was fun! ////

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2015 09:57 PM (F0Cog)

199 SnukesockOFF

Posted by: Garrett at April 29, 2015 09:57 PM (fOOY1)

200 195 Or maybe 'cause white folks are all Ritz-y and stuff.

You deserve to be banned for such an awful joke.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 29, 2015 09:57 PM (Oneln)

He is a saltine our senses.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2015 09:58 PM (mx5oN)

201 If it's a standard shift truck, and it should always be, you don't volunteer to sit bitch.



Not unless you are trying to send some signals to the driver.





Posted by: Hilary Clinton>>>

Wow Hillary is just one of us.

Posted by: Robinson at April 29, 2015 09:58 PM (5gToQ)

202 Interactions with the police always have a chance to go bad. Keep putting yourself in that position and chances are sooner or later it will go bad. Care to dance with the devil ?

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 29, 2015 09:59 PM (dULJN)

203 You deserve to be banned for such an awful joke.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 29, 2015 09:57 PM (Oneln)

He is a saltine our senses.

Posted by: Insomniac
****
Our defenses are crumbling

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2015 09:59 PM (F0Cog)

204 Once got called a "Stupid F'n Pinky" by an extremely hostile Philly SEPTA bus driver because I didn't know what the fare should be to get off in Broomall. I was the only white person on the bus. Nobody cared that he was snarling and cussing at me. I didn't, at the time, even realize "pinky" was a racial insult.

Last time I ever took a bus around Philly too.

Posted by: Shotgun Surgeon at April 29, 2015 09:59 PM (oNzCd)

205 'good crack' is still used occasionally in Ireland and whatever the Scots are calling that place where They live


good conversation; also, 'cracking wise' for making fun of someone or something.


'Cracker' was the title of a TV show in Britain in the 90's, with that fat Scottie boyo playing a psychologist who helped the coppers

Posted by: Nonny the language Nazi at April 29, 2015 10:00 PM (8CdUx)

206 He is a saltine our senses.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2015 09:58 PM (mx5oN)

Well played.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 29, 2015 10:00 PM (+XMAD)

207 Yay, lego DnD!

Don't even comment on that new post, Ace just self-barreled there

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 29, 2015 10:01 PM (AVEe1)

208 Pink meat

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 29, 2015 10:01 PM (dULJN)

209 Care to dance with the devil ?

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway
****

Only if we're horizontal and I'm on top.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2015 10:01 PM (F0Cog)

210 You deserve to be banned for such an awful joke.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 29, 2015 09:57 PM (Oneln)


****

Ace gave me a lifetime waifer.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 29, 2015 10:02 PM (mvenn)

211 153 Half black half white all weasel.

That's not very nice. We will be airing our grievances about this matter..... soon.

Posted by: WEASELS UNITE at April 29, 2015 10:02 PM (WPm3x)

212 "If it's a standard shift truck, and it should always be, you don't volunteer to sit bitch.
"


I've sat middle plenty of times. You sit with your hands in your lap. And nobody makes any "oopsies" working the shift.


But, the times they are a changing. Not near as many manual shifts around as there used to be.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 29, 2015 10:03 PM (g7A8i)

213 New thread.

About D&D and Legos...

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 29, 2015 10:03 PM (0Ew3K)

214 I heard the Orioles set an attendance record or something today.

Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at April 29, 2015 10:04 PM (xVgrA)

215 so, when do you get to see Keifer Sutherland's tits ?????

Posted by: Nonny the language Nazi at April 29, 2015 10:04 PM (8CdUx)

216 Meanwhile France is being forced to investigate allegations that some of their soldiers raped children in Africa last year.

I do believe I read somewhere that ~30% of "French" soldiers are members of the religion of peace. Not that that has anything to do with it, of course.

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at April 29, 2015 10:05 PM (sKijx)

217 >>Interactions with the police always have a chance to go bad. Keep putting yourself in that position and chances are sooner or later it will go bad. Care to dance with the devil ?

This is what I think a lot of people do not get, particularly those who have never lived in a city. Cops get to deal with all the shitty stuff most of us do not want to deal with, much like soldiers although to a much lesser degree.

If you fuck around with a cop, particularly a cop in a big city who deals with dangerous fucks everyday, you are an idiot. Doesn't matter if you think it's fair.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2015 10:05 PM (g1DWB)

218 nood

Posted by: HRH HRC at April 29, 2015 10:11 PM (EQLe+)

219 Cops get to deal with all the shitty stuff most of us do not want to deal with, much like soldiers although to a much lesser degree.


My brother and my sister, cop/Nat'l guard infantry and PA/Nat'l guard medic respectively, once ended up discussing via facebook the noises people make as they die. Evidently my brother has to deal with dying or mangled bodies on a fairly regular basis in his civilian job.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 29, 2015 10:14 PM (a42f0)

220 Posted by: Beth M at April 29, 2015 09:41 PM (kiy9d)

Hey, Beth. I agree that God has good plans for America but also believe that he will remove his protective hand if we don't turn around. If he punished Israel and Judah, we can't expect him to look the other way at what we do.

Have you read The Harbinger and Rabbi Cahn's follow-up book? Pretty heady stuff.

On the other hand, wouldn't it be wonderful if President Obama became a serious Christian? It's not my place to judge the state of his soul, but imagine what would happen if he announced that he has had a change of heart and is now pro-life.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at April 29, 2015 10:15 PM (0RdKg)

221 183
And speaking of weapons-grade stupid, the Baltimore riots have revealed
to the entire world that the mayor of that city is a world class
imbecile.


Posted by: OregonMuse at April 29, 2015 09:53 PM (Oneln)

------

1. Local leftist government views business almost exclusively as a revenue extracting opportunity. Raises taxes and creates string of ordinances and regulations all designed to extract money in a death by a thousand paper cut method.

2. Businesses tire of it and move to cities, counties, states with structures that make are simpler and less restrictive. Some of the population follows over time.

3. Local government reacts to lower percentage of tax revenue from business, and flat to declining average income of residents, by viewing their citizens and passerby's more and more as an exploitable revenue opportunity

4. Police become the revenue arm of the government. Speed traps, ticket quota's, fines for ever increasing violations of ever increasing local ordinances. "Court Day" is the big revenue generator, with your choice being to pay the fine or stand in line all night for your chance to argue your case. You have a decent chance of avoiding the fine, but you must be able to afford a lawyer and/or be able and motivated enough to stand in line all night.



5. Local politicians say their "voices are being ignored" when the pyramid scam reaches this point. There are inevitable cries for more support from the state and federal government, along with neighboring cities and counties.



6. There are pleas for others to "understand the underlying issues/root cause", while completely pretending that 1-5 did not happen.


7. Then they get re-elected by the people they are persecuting.

Posted by: Dave S. at April 29, 2015 10:16 PM (mhkbv)

222 Today I got a notice stating that Gofundme had officially cut off the fund for Arlene's Flowers.

Liberals.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2015 10:17 PM (F2IAQ)

223 > Oh wow, this may cause the Horde to forget Kelly Brook...

Well, she has freakishly LARGE feet...

Posted by: Rex Ryan at April 29, 2015 10:18 PM (R4j+0)

224 1. Local leftist government views business almost exclusively as a revenue extracting opportunity. Raises taxes and creates string of ordinances and regulations all designed to extract money in a death by a thousand paper cut method.
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In our *very* progressive burg, it is necessary to pay a fee to the city to go out of business.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2015 10:18 PM (F2IAQ)

225 >>My brother and my sister, cop/Nat'l guard infantry and PA/Nat'l guard medic respectively, once ended up discussing via facebook the noises people make as they die. Evidently my brother has to deal with dying or mangled bodies on a fairly regular basis in his civilian job.

As shitty as that is, I was thinking of an even lower bar. Every damn day getting called into deal with bar fights, domestic disputes, road rage, it just has to make you much less tolerant of any sort of bullshit. And in the city you have to deal with a lot of irrational actors who might not believe in registering their weapons.

I won't ever excuse police going to far but I give them a lot more leeway than most and wonder if people understand what will happen if they stop thinking its worth it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2015 10:24 PM (g1DWB)

226 "Cracker" is from the original Florida cattlemen, who used whips to crack the ass of stupid cows while rounding them up. It dates back to the early 1800's.

Posted by: Florida Cracker at April 29, 2015 10:26 PM (R4j+0)

227 225
As shitty as that is, I was thinking of an even lower bar. Every damn day getting called into deal with bar fights, domestic disputes, road rage, it just has to make you much less tolerant of any sort of bullshit. And in the city you have to deal with a lot of irrational actors who might not believe in registering their weapons.


I agree. Police see the worst of humanity day in and day out. That has to make them jaded after awhile.

I won't ever excuse police going to far but I give them a lot more leeway than most and wonder if people understand what will happen if they stop thinking its worth it.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2015 10:24 PM (g1DWB)


Conversely, what will happen if decent, law-abiding citizens stop thinking that the police are on their side?

Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2015 10:32 PM (sdi6R)

228 Taibbi, Ezra Klein, and Yglesias would make Josef Goebbels so proud!

Posted by: Adjoran at April 29, 2015 10:42 PM (QIQ6j)

229 So "reporters" -- theoretically, "reporting", rather than "making" the news, fancy themselves kingmakers?
Wait, lemme sit down a sec...
Don't kid yourself, Matty -- conservatives knew where your head was, long before you did.

Posted by: wankette at April 29, 2015 10:43 PM (0InM6)

230 >>Conversely, what will happen if decent, law-abiding citizens stop thinking that the police are on their side?


It would be ugly. But I think we are so far from that actually happening that I am not all that worried about it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2015 10:49 PM (g1DWB)

231 I can't recall the source but in the run-up to the 2008 election a very conservative source opined that when Obama effed-up the way we all knew he would (either through design or straightforward incompetence knowing he's a 100 IQ if he's lucky), that the black community would start saying Obama "isn't really black". I'm glad that day might be coming even though it being base on attacking him for not doing enough to start the Race War and not over the Obama economy and amnestia massively, massively screwing the black community is disappointing.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2015 11:18 PM (kivUY)

232 Just checking: Is it "oreo" or "coconut"? He did grow up in Hawaii, after all.

Posted by: HAL at April 29, 2015 11:20 PM (OmBeX)

233 U.S. Senate Roll Call Votes



On the Amendment (Barrasso Amdt. No. 1147 )



To require a certification that Iran has not directly supported or
carried out an act of terrorism against the United States or a United
States person anywhere in the world.



YEAs 45

NAYs 54

Not Voting 1



http://tinyurl.com/pvuooog

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 29, 2015 09:08 PM (0Ew3K)

Why is the ill considered Iran bill being stuffed into a bill labeled "Protecting Volunteer Firefighters and Emergency Responders Act"?
Are legislators just constitutionally incapable of doing things forthrightly?

Posted by: redbanzai at April 30, 2015 12:02 AM (5DGKy)

234 For everyone who has a Rick Perry crush, this will make you love him even more...





http://tinyurl.com/lbaw3o9



Posted by: lindafell is Cruzin'



I prefer Cruz for President but Rick Perry is a good, good man. It is a shame they can't team up given the prohibition against both President and Vice President being from the same state.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 30, 2015 12:10 AM (5DGKy)

235 Can't remember which Stephen Segal movie had the line:

"[insert name of buxom chick]? She had nipples you could dial a phone wit'" - said line emanating from the great Segal's august lips in a horrifying Brooklyn accent.

This poor Brook woman is cursed - CURSED, I SAY! with such a malady.

Sad, really.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 30, 2015 12:23 AM (rXB/r)

236 I first noticed Ms Brook when she appeared on Miss Marple. It was done like a 50s film noir movie and Miss Brook was spectacular!

Check out the sweater puppies at 0:44

http://goo.gl/j3idiH

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 30, 2015 04:20 AM (iQIUe)

237 Loving the comments on that Rolling Stone article, Bernie Sanders will pull back the curtain on the corruption in Washington DC and the workers of the world will unite to create an American Socialist paradise.

But only ignorant haters believe that Bernie Sanders is a socialist! He's a middle of the road moderate, not a puppet of the evil right wing oligarchs like Obama is.

These people really do live in a world of their own...

Also, while I was at the site, I noticed another article: Hillary Clinton is turning into a cross between Nixon and Belichick. I'm going to save that one for when RS inevitably endorses Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Paul at April 30, 2015 09:22 AM (w/Cp2)

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