Tuesday Morning News Dump

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1 Yep Greece is looking under all the sofa cushions.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 21, 2015 09:12 AM (tBwwp)

2 Oh someone hurry up.

Posted by: teej at April 21, 2015 09:12 AM (9/OH8)

3 Yeah, I'm sure Hillary is taking Social Security. Never enough money for the Clintons.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2015 09:13 AM (2TN4k)

4 Go, Carly Fiorina!!

I don't want her to be president, but I am A-OK with her slamming Hillary at every opportunity. She's leaving a lot of marks, too!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2015 09:14 AM (2TN4k)

5 Yep Greece is looking under all the sofa cushions.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 21, 2015 09:12 AM

You have to look carefully, though. Sometimes the coins stick to the plastic.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2015 09:14 AM (h4vJk)

6 The Wisconsin's Shame article is really freaking me out since yesterday.

Posted by: @votermom at April 21, 2015 09:14 AM (XvP14)

7
I am reading the moral schizophrenics argument although I agree generally, I'm not going to think less of anybody who doesn't leave money in a fast food tip jar. Come on.

And I don't want to hear anybody trashing President Bush either. He wasn't perfect, but I still consider him to have been a good man. Which is a breath of fresh, clear compared to our current president.

Posted by: Lea at April 21, 2015 09:14 AM (lIU4e)

8 Of course Hillary is taking Social Security. Through a lifetime of hard labor she earned that sweet, sweet government green and is taking every penny due her.

Posted by: John Podesta, Captain of the Titanic at April 21, 2015 09:14 AM (LISuA)

9 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2015 09:14 AM (x5el/)

10 Heh, Greece should ask da Krugmeister to come forth and cure their socialist paradise of monetary illness.

Posted by: maddogg at April 21, 2015 09:15 AM (xWW96)

11 Are we supposed to care about Jon Stewrat's depression?
Seems more of the "clown nose off" side of his shtick.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2015 09:16 AM (2TN4k)

12 Name one law that does apply to Hillary!.

I'm curious if there is one.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at April 21, 2015 09:16 AM (LISuA)

13 Slow dump. And most are about cankles.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2015 09:16 AM (rDqRv)

14 is it friday yet?......this is going to be a long week......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 09:16 AM (0O7c5)

15 Nice.
Also nice,, 10-3.
And it ain't just the Mets J.J.
Now to watch thermometers.
Distillation of asphalt emulsions and follow up testing, so, much, fun, I should have to pay them to do it.
If that didn't blow the doors off your sarc meters get ya some new Duracells.

Posted by: teej at April 21, 2015 09:17 AM (9/OH8)

16 Name one law that does apply to Hillary!.

I'm curious if there is one.
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at April 21, 2015 09:16 AM (LISuA)

the Law of nature: sagging tits, growing ass, wrinkles, and bad breath

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2015 09:17 AM (rDqRv)

17 Yeah, I'm sure Hillary is taking Social Security. Never enough money for the Clintons.

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I don't know. She may think it's too much trouble to figure out who she's supposed to do a favor for.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 21, 2015 09:17 AM (I/wph)

18 In six years, the Middle East has gone back to the dogs. The 60+ year EU experiment is witnessing its wheels coming off. PRC and Japan have population issues but are sparring with each other. And Venezuela continues its Socialist death spiral even as this President lifts sanctions on that other Socialist Gehenna Cuba.

I need a time machine to find that Chinese idiot who coined the curse, "May you live in interesting times."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 21, 2015 09:18 AM (tBwwp)

19 Whoever broke the sidebar on the front page, please report to the Barrel.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 21, 2015 09:18 AM (DT3rQ)

20 Having Hillary even considered for the nomination much less being President is as bizzarro world as it was when Obama ran based on both of their scandal, iincompentent based, crooked resume.

Hillary even more so because she has the personality of a retarded Tasmanian devil with no people skills .

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 21, 2015 09:18 AM (P7ulB)

21 The greeks stole the sidebar.

Posted by: Harley Quinn at April 21, 2015 09:18 AM (EhZc0)

22 norway is ending fm radio.....i can't find a new clock radio with am.....i don't want to stream i want an am radio......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 09:18 AM (0O7c5)

23 Jimmy
Carter has been turned down flat by Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin
Netanyahu and President Reuven Rivlin on his invitation to meet with
those officials during his forthcoming visit to Israel.

Good for them. Carter's hatred of Israel is disgusting.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2015 09:18 AM (2TN4k)

24 Kermit Gosnell is still a little unclear on what he did that was wrong. He'd love to ask her if a President Hillary! will pardon him.

Posted by: MTF at April 21, 2015 09:18 AM (LISuA)

25 Name one law that does apply to Hillary!.

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Innocent until proven guilty?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 21, 2015 09:18 AM (I/wph)

26 anna...i just finished the sluggor story....great ending

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 09:18 AM (0O7c5)

27 I need a time machine to find that Chinese idiot who coined the curse, "May you live in interesting times."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 21, 2015 09:18 AM (tBwwp)

I thought Pat Paulson said that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2015 09:18 AM (rDqRv)

28 >>Name one law that does apply to Hillary!.

Karma?

*fingers crossed*

But we're running out of time for Karmic payback....

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2015 09:19 AM (2TN4k)

29 Hillary is a rotting, fetid, maggot infested picture of living corruption. Veritable living hell on a walker. A festering pustule of pure satanic pus.

Posted by: maddogg at April 21, 2015 09:19 AM (xWW96)

30 So I totally don't understand the John Doe thing in WI. How do they compel the silence of the target?

What is the sanction if you say, truthfully, that you've been raided and harassed by the police?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 21, 2015 09:19 AM (JtwS4)

31 Does that mean that the Germans will pay for the repair/replacement?

Posted by: Harley Quinn at April 21, 2015 09:19 AM (EhZc0)

32 Name one law that does apply to Hillary!.
I'm curious if there is one.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at April 21, 2015 09:16 AM (LISuA)

Gravity.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2015 09:20 AM (zF6Iw)

33 Hillary! is Boss Tweed with a walker.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 21, 2015 09:20 AM (tBwwp)

34 That abortion article left out the most damning one...

Obama voted 3 times against providing medical care to children born alive after an abortion because he "didn't want to burden the mother's original decision to abort."

Posted by: Lauren at April 21, 2015 09:21 AM (MYCIw)

35 Fiorina Has Hillary Defenders Worried

Sigh. And, NO.

I think I'm just going to sit silly season out this time.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 21, 2015 09:23 AM (7ObY1)

36 >>Obama voted 3 times against providing medical care to children born
alive after an abortion because he "didn't want to burden the mother's
original decision to abort."

Makes me ill. But it speaks to the fraud that is the "health of the mother" part of justifying abortion up until birth. Apparently "health" = "whether or not she wants the baby".

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2015 09:23 AM (2TN4k)

37 25 Innocent until proven guilty?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 21, 2015 09:18 AM (I/wph)
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Hell no. She blew threw that one over Benghazi. Next guess?

Posted by: Nakoula Basseley Nakoula at April 21, 2015 09:23 AM (LISuA)

38 Obama voted 3 times against providing medical care
to children born alive after an abortion because he "didn't want to
burden the mother's original decision to abort."

Posted by: Lauren at April 21, 2015 09:21 AM (MYCIw)

he doesn't like "burdening" anyone except Americans

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 09:23 AM (0O7c5)

39 Norway To End FM Radio

Norway Killed the Radio Star

Posted by: Citizen X at April 21, 2015 09:24 AM (7ObY1)

40 Next from HBO Studios - Caligulatrix starring Hillary!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 21, 2015 09:25 AM (tBwwp)

41 Name one law that does apply to Hillary!. I'm curious if there is one.
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster

Gravity.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Just ask John John.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2015 09:25 AM (x5el/)

42
Hillary is a rotting, fetid, maggot infested picture of living corruption. Veritable living hell on a walker. A festering pustule of pure satanic pus.

Posted by: maddogg at April 21, 2015 09:19 AM (xWW96)

So you're saying she's juicy?????

Ewwwww.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2015 09:26 AM (SpnVI)

43 Next from HBO Studios - Caligulatrix starring Hillary!
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 21, 2015 09:25 AM

I think I just harfed a little in my mouth at the thought...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2015 09:26 AM (h4vJk)

44 re 22: try the garage sales, no?

also, to the driver of Hillary!s van, two words: Jon Corzine. I for one would have no sympathy for her if Hs ended up in intesive care because her drivers want to be reckless. For all I know she was yelling at them to "go faster, we have a fucking appearance to make."

Posted by: mallfly at April 21, 2015 09:26 AM (qSIlh)

45 Mark Steyn told a story this morning on Bennett about when Horseface was galloping for president. To show they were just like us, the campaign bus pulled into a Wendy's. Teresa Heinz Ketchup asked what chilli was. They then went back to the bus and ordered delivery from a nearby French restaurant.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 21, 2015 09:26 AM (J0+Mr)

46 Greetings gentlefappers.

Fresh hell and all that rot.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 21, 2015 09:27 AM (0HooB)

47 Stewart shd be depressed. The world is a mess because of Obama and his minions screw ups.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 21, 2015 09:28 AM (iQIUe)

48
Greetings gentlefappers.

Fresh hell and all that rot.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 21, 2015 09:27 AM (0HooB)

Teh Horde doesn't fap gently.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2015 09:28 AM (SpnVI)

49 >>Mark Steyn told a story this morning on Bennet...

How is Theresa Heinz Kerry? Didn't she have a stroke a few years ago?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2015 09:28 AM (2TN4k)

50 Pardon me, ma'am... Do you have a permit for that satanic pus?

Posted by: Pus Inspector Lemming at April 21, 2015 09:28 AM (anrMm)

51 Very good American Thinker article on Obama's Iran cock and bull story:

http://tinyurl.com/qybxe7j

This guy, I'm telling you, would have been at home in Hitler's inner circle.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 21, 2015 09:28 AM (BZAd3)

52 Republicans have seized upon a prosecutors use of a questionable legal tactic, exploiting right-wing hate of government and willingness to malign civil servants and generate controversy in Wisconsin.

Posted by: NBC Reports! at April 21, 2015 09:29 AM (LISuA)

53 Heh, Greece should ask da Krugmeister to come forth and cure their socialist paradise of monetary illness.

Trillion dollar silver dimes for the win!!

Posted by: Luap Namgurk! at April 21, 2015 09:29 AM (BrQrN)

54 "Apparently "health" = "whether or not she wants the baby"."

Exactly. It's all such bullshit. Illogical bullshit at that.

The question that reporters *should* ask abortion supporters is "what health circumstances exist where it would be more medically appropriate for a woman to undergo a two day, unsupervised procedure in a clinic and hotel setting vs an emergency c-section in a hospital?"

Posted by: Lauren at April 21, 2015 09:29 AM (MYCIw)

55 Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 21, 2015 09:26 AM

One of the (very) many good things about the end of the Obama regime is that Kerry will be free to disappear from the public eye and just enjoy his second wife's first husband's trust fund out on the Vineyard.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2015 09:30 AM (h4vJk)

56
Stewart was on Comedians with Cars. He's uber rich but still got personal and nasty which irritated Seinfeld.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 21, 2015 09:30 AM (iQIUe)

57 Lisa Murkowski said some stupid shit in Houston yesterday. Which should not surprise you.

She also uglied up the whole place. Which ain't news either.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 21, 2015 09:30 AM (C4d1Y)

58 How is Theresa Heinz Kerry? Didn't she have a stroke a few years ago?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2015 09:28 AM (2TN4k)
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Yeah, how is she? Anyone know?

Posted by: Secretariat, His Seriousness John Kerry-Ketchup at April 21, 2015 09:31 AM (LISuA)

59 *waves bai*

Have fun storming the castle.

https://youtu.be/tILJbEWqpIw

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 21, 2015 09:31 AM (tBwwp)

60 How is Theresa Heinz Kerry? Didn't she have a stroke a few years ago?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2015 09:28 AM (2TN4k)
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Yeah, how is she? Anyone know?

Posted by: Secretariat, His Seriousness John Kerry-Ketchup at April 21, 2015 09:31 AM (LISuA)
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She is still married to Lurch. So how well can she possibly be? I imagine a stroke might even help that kind of suffering.

Posted by: Harley Quinn at April 21, 2015 09:32 AM (EhZc0)

61 Jimmy Carter has been turned down flat by Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and President Reuven Rivlin on his invitation to meet with those officials during his forthcoming visit to Israel.

Don't take it personally. It happens a lot there.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at April 21, 2015 09:32 AM (DT3rQ)

62 Hillary is a rotting, fetid, maggot infested picture of living corruption. Veritable living hell on a walker. A festering pustule of pure satanic pus.
Posted by: maddogg

So you're saying she's juicy?????
Ewwwww.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Depends.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2015 09:33 AM (x5el/)

63 In his continuing "I wanna be Hillary's Veep!" election strategy, Jebbie Bush endorsed the government/UN seizure of the economy in the name of holy "global warming" yesterday.

Could this piece of shit be any less a Republican? Not only is the mask off but he's stomping on it.

Posted by: MTF at April 21, 2015 09:34 AM (LISuA)

64 I saw Fiorina on a business channel last week. She was quite good.

I don't think I'd want her as president yet, but I recall liking her commentary. I need to do homework on her, bet she seems pretty capable. She even handled the discussion of her firing from HP well.

I guess I'd like to see Jindal and Fiorina in the running for VP at this point. They won't make it to top tier but are decent assets. And, for superficial reasons, they'd provide good balance for the ticket for the non-white patriarchy vote.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 21, 2015 09:34 AM (1CroS)

65 Greece is Christmas Future. Will we pay heed?

Wisconsin is now famous for cheese AND fascism.

Hillary! won't answer questions and the media nods and moves on as usual. But they're not being partisan...

Speaking of Dems and abortion, where are all the hippies from the 60's screaming 'baby killer!' at our soldiers coming back from Vietnam? They're probably too busy running Berkeley and Wisconsin.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 21, 2015 09:34 AM (PtTYB)

66 I see Charles Cooke gets a link for his predictably trite column. I just don't get the enthusiasm for this foreign squish.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 09:35 AM (evdj2)

67 There had better be ponies at Happy Fun Adult Summer Camp!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 21, 2015 09:37 AM (NeFrd)

68 66 Snobby uppercrust accent adds 75% more condescension.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2015 09:37 AM (mGBKM)

69 If Hillary was possessed by the same demon that was featured in the original Exorcist, could anyone tell? Hell, she could be projectile vomiting on passing motorists out of Scoobie's window and the MSM would never print a word.

Posted by: maddogg at April 21, 2015 09:38 AM (xWW96)

70 Greece, didn't they elect some crazy communist that was going to fix all their money problems by getting rid of austerity?

hahahahahahaha

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2015 09:39 AM (A98Xu)

71 I need a time machine to find that Chinese idiot who coined the curse, "May you live in interesting times."

It's a three part curse. May you live in interesting times. May you get what you wish for. May you come to the attention of the authorities.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 09:40 AM (evdj2)

72 steevy: "Snobby uppercrust accent adds 75% more condescension."

So I'm not alone in sensing that vibe.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 21, 2015 09:40 AM (1CroS)

73 66
I see Charles Cooke gets a link for his predictably trite column. I just don't get the enthusiasm for this foreign squish.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 09:35 AM (evdj2)
i criticized him over something over twitter....(i don't follow him on twitter but i read what ever article i was criticizing him on) he responded that i don't follow him..... because if you don't follow someone on twitter one couldn't possibly be aware of his writing?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 09:40 AM (0O7c5)

74 If Hillary was possessed by the same demon that was featured in the original Exorcist, could anyone tell? Hell, she could be projectile vomiting on passing motorists out of Scoobie's window and the MSM would never print a word.

Our name is Legion, for we are...OMG! We're late for the next press event!

Posted by: Demon-Ridden MSM at April 21, 2015 09:40 AM (DT3rQ)

75 Greece, didn't they elect some crazy communist that was going to fix all their money problems by getting rid of austerity?

hahahahahahaha
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2015 09:39 AM (A98Xu)

A couple of weeks ago, Bloomberg was preaching how Greece was fixed and all would be unicorns and rainbows.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 21, 2015 09:40 AM (BZAd3)

76
>>But it speaks to the fraud that is the "health of the mother" part of justifying abortion up until birth. Apparently "health" = "whether or not she wants the baby".

Good point. Medical science has long since left these people in the dust when it comes to whether a baby is a baby at a certain point. We can quibble about the first few weeks, but not the last.

Posted by: Lea at April 21, 2015 09:41 AM (lIU4e)

77 There had better be ponies at Happy Fun Adult Summer Camp!

You'll ride a jackass and like it, mister!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2015 09:41 AM (x5el/)

78 The only reason Hillary isn't wearing a Lifeline medical alert device, the SS. And they have to prop the old witch up, or it's off to Siberia they go.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at April 21, 2015 09:42 AM (o/3Hk)

79 Greece is waaay boned. Like all the boning. In the bad way.

I've been following the John Doe investigations for awhile and here's what frightens me. How many more of these are out there and the people impacted are too afraid to talk? Before anyone asks, no, I don't know how the hell these statutes can possibly be Constitutional what the actual fuck.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 21, 2015 09:42 AM (mf5HN)

80 I'll ask this again, even though it is largely rhetorical.

How far out of town does the Hillary van get before the convoy pulls to the side of the road so she can board the waiting helicopter to zoom her to her next appearance or the next five-star hotel?

I say there is no way in hell she is sitting in that van for more than 20 miles.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 21, 2015 09:42 AM (NeFrd)

81 I see Charles Cooke gets a link for his predictably trite column. I just don't get the enthusiasm for this foreign squish.

And after seeing a picture of him, I have even more reason to dismiss him.

He's a baby with not much life experience.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 21, 2015 09:42 AM (0HooB)

82 Hillary Clinton's 2016 campaign rollout reminds me of that scene in The Fly where Geena Davis' character aborts a ginormous wriggling maggot.

Unprecedented. Historic.

Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2015 09:42 AM (UzPAd)

83
>>The question that reporters *should* ask abortion supporters is "what health circumstances exist where it would be more medically appropriate for a woman to undergo a two day, unsupervised procedure in a clinic and hotel setting vs an emergency c-section in a hospital?"

Also a good point. The medical supervision is vastly different.

Posted by: Lea at April 21, 2015 09:43 AM (lIU4e)

84 I also thought Germany has stated, "no more EU money to Greece!"

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2015 09:43 AM (A98Xu)

85 You'll ride a jackass and like it, mister!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2015 09:41 AM (x5el/)

****

Picture of me on my steed of choice linked in my nick.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 21, 2015 09:43 AM (NeFrd)

86 I used to like that commercial(I think it was Vonage or Magic Jack) where the guy says "now let this guy tell you the same thing in a British accent".

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2015 09:44 AM (mGBKM)

87 >>>Greece, didn't they elect some crazy communist that was going to fix all their money problems by getting rid of austerity?

Yep, they elected some hipster leftists and now they will reap what they sowed by getting booted from the EU and have their economy implode when they default.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 21, 2015 09:45 AM (PtTYB)

88 Picture of me on my steed of choice linked in my nick.

LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2015 09:45 AM (x5el/)

89 Yes, the part I don't get is the:

"Don't talk to your lawyer!!"

Huh? I'd get the most prominent, smart, cut throat, bastard, big mouth lawyer and let him sort it out.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2015 09:45 AM (A98Xu)

90 Before anyone asks, no, I don't know how the hell these statutes can possibly be Constitutional what the actual fuck.

Unless and until the full slate of corrective measures for such things comes into play, the Constitution is a fading document in a museum.

It's about power now.

Posted by: Demon-Ridden MSM at April 21, 2015 09:45 AM (DT3rQ)

91 Apropos though it is, sock exorcised.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 21, 2015 09:45 AM (DT3rQ)

92 Hillary's car at 92 mph? Traffic laws and public safety be damned.

We used to have a Governor (D) who flew down the turnpike at speeds like that. Bastards.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 21, 2015 09:45 AM (xQX/f)

93 You'll ride a jackass and like it, mister!

In new glorious fascist Camp Hillary!, jackass ride you!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 21, 2015 09:45 AM (0HooB)

94 "what health circumstances exist where it would be more medically
appropriate for a woman to undergo a two day, unsupervised procedure in a
clinic and hotel setting vs an emergency c-section in a hospital?"

This is good.

Wisconsin is now famous for cheese AND fascism.

Why not? They got no baseball. *grump*

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 21, 2015 09:46 AM (ZKzrr)

95 92 Remember Corzine was seriously injured in his speeding motorcade.Fortunately he didn't kill anybody.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2015 09:46 AM (mGBKM)

96 I see Charles Cooke gets a link for his predictably trite column. I just don't get the enthusiasm for this foreign squish.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 09:35 AM (evdj2)
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I really loathe people who get all high and mighty about the virtue of consistency and honesty and then turn around and push a shameless liar and serial flipflopper like Marco Rubio.

Posted by: Harley Quinn at April 21, 2015 09:46 AM (EhZc0)

97 How many more of these are out there and the people impacted are too afraid to talk?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 21, 2015 09:42 AM (mf5HN)
=========================

This is a helluva good question.

Posted by: MTF at April 21, 2015 09:47 AM (LISuA)

98 Yep, they elected some hipster leftists and now they will reap what they sowed by getting booted from the EU and have their economy implode when they default.

Ouzo for everyone!
For now we dance!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2015 09:47 AM (x5el/)

99 In new glorious fascist Camp Hillary!, jackass ride you!

*****

So, a clue to the secret location of the Camp. Somewhere in the vicinity of Tijuana.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 21, 2015 09:47 AM (NeFrd)

100 They tried to claim that Heinz's stroke was something else, like what Hillary has done. Heinz got super dooper expensive medical care . She was airlifted to a Boston hospital and then put in a private wing. She was in their for a long time too, I imagine due to rehab. She appeared in public when Kerry was signing some bullshit and she was there with him. Havent seen her since. I wish I had her money.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 21, 2015 09:48 AM (iQIUe)

101 Oh, FFS.
http://is.gd/W9hC5q

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 21, 2015 09:49 AM (ZKzrr)

102 Muldoon: "So, a clue to the secret location of the Camp. Somewhere in the vicinity of Tijuana."

I was going to say "Poland." Near the railway.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 21, 2015 09:50 AM (1CroS)

103 One thing about Scott Walker that has always struck me as a good thing is that he has faced up to the fascist left for years, jawbone to jawbone.

Regardless of his stance on this issue or that one, he's got the battle experience no other candidate has with these shits.

Posted by: MTF at April 21, 2015 09:50 AM (LISuA)

104 Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 21, 2015 09:49 AM (ZKzrr)

Good thing the soap wasn't on the shower floor....

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at April 21, 2015 09:50 AM (5Un6g)

105 Picture of me on my steed of choice linked in my nick.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 21, 2015 09:43 AM (NeFrd)

Cute. But I'd rather saddle up on this:

http://goo.gl/ShGl1v

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2015 09:51 AM (zF6Iw)

106 Dear EU,

We are watching you, and will expect you to bend over backwards to bail us out like you have with Greece. It's a nice currency union - it'd be a shame if something happened to it.

Posted by: Spain and Portugal at April 21, 2015 09:51 AM (PtTYB)

107 ISIS Bans archeology

Drudge

Didn't the Apes in Planet of the Apes do that also?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2015 09:51 AM (rDqRv)

108 The best part of this picture? That fursuit is made of petroleum.
http://is.gd/JMIhoS

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 21, 2015 09:51 AM (ZKzrr)

109 Oh, FFS.

I'd say the question is moot.

"The Brewers had just been swept by the Pirates in a three-game series, dropping Milwaukee's record to 2-10 when Gennett was hurt."

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 09:51 AM (evdj2)

110 HR

i hope whatever caused the cut was removed from the shower....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 09:51 AM (0O7c5)

111 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2015 09:51 AM (zF6Iw)

MP4 wins.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at April 21, 2015 09:52 AM (TR90z)

112 I wish I had her money.

Call me, due to customs difficulties I have a promising business opportunity for you. But you must be willing to help with the small customs fee.

Posted by: Nigerian Prince at April 21, 2015 09:52 AM (xQX/f)

113 By the by, should I ever run for office (spoiler alert I won't), my campaign motto will be "Vote for Me and I will push the other side screaming into a volcano."

Also new podcast should be up. In which BC is only kinda a heathen about religion, I'm totes awesome in all the ways, and we discuss how in certain arenas failing nearly 70% of the time still means you are incredibly successful.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 21, 2015 09:53 AM (mf5HN)

114 Posted by: Nigerian Prince

Remain blessed.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 09:53 AM (evdj2)

115 and we discuss how in certain arenas failing nearly 70% of the time still means you are incredibly successful.

Ah, the Designated Hitter.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 09:53 AM (evdj2)

116 The only thing left for ISIS to ban is: banning things.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 21, 2015 09:53 AM (7ObY1)

117 Part of me wants Greece to collapse in the most horrific way, riots for food, black markets, nashing of teeth.

These socialists need to learn the hard way that not working, expecting high pay and cushy early retirement plans will kill a country.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2015 09:54 AM (A98Xu)

118 The best injury was the player who cut himself up walking through a glass door while he was sleepwalking.I think it was a football player.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2015 09:54 AM (mGBKM)

119 "Fiorina Has Hillary Defenders Worried"
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No she doesn't, well maybe tactically a little bit since it hurts some meme's they're gonna try and put out anyway.

She's there to run cover for the rest of the boys, build chits for it and cash them in the vp stakes or more likely a cabinet position in return for her running cover services. That not to say she doesn't want to block Hillary from the presidency, she does, her serious dislike of ol'Hill goes back at least to ~2001, that I know of first hand anyway.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 21, 2015 09:55 AM (MbrzC)

120 I'd say the question is moot.

That part that hurts is we make the Cubs look like contenders.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 21, 2015 09:55 AM (ZKzrr)

121 The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the American League to adopt the DH.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 09:55 AM (evdj2)

122 I saw Satanic Pus open for...

...no, I just can't.

Posted by: joncelli at April 21, 2015 09:55 AM (RD7QR)

123 Corruption? In Detroit?

http://tinyurl.com/p7v64y4

Surely not!

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 21, 2015 09:55 AM (BZAd3)

124 Maggies Farm has a great pajama-boy level poster up on their front page this morning.

Posted by: MTF at April 21, 2015 09:55 AM (LISuA)

125
Wisconsin has always been a hot bed of progressive politics thru out our history.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 21, 2015 09:55 AM (iQIUe)

126 Sammy Sosa once went on the DL when he sneezed and strained his back. Apparently, steroids make you brittle.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 21, 2015 09:56 AM (PtTYB)

127 So, Hillary was shocked, SHOCKED to see the devastation wreaked upon the middle class by the administration she was a part of.

It's almost as if she believed the economic numbers spewed out by the lying liars in the administration and the MFM (birm.)

Posted by: Citizen X at April 21, 2015 09:56 AM (7ObY1)

128 The coolest thing in the world would be for the Iranian resupply ship to be seized by Somali pirates.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 09:58 AM (evdj2)

129 MP4 wins.

Agreed. Good, clean fun FTW!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 21, 2015 09:58 AM (0HooB)

130 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 21, 2015 09:59 AM (kff5f)

131 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 21, 2015 09:59 AM (kff5f)

132 No Blue Bell, No Peace!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 21, 2015 09:59 AM (kff5f)

133 The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the American League to adopt the DH.

Second place: whatever deal that put Obama in the White House.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 21, 2015 10:00 AM (xQX/f)

134 Norway To End FM Radio

Quick, what's your favorite Norwegian band?

Mine is WOBBLER. Hope they get around to releasing a new album someday.

"Rites at Dawn" was a real winner in the old-school Prog-Rock genre.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 21, 2015 10:00 AM (7ObY1)

135 Yeah, well, when I do it, they just say I'm drunk:

http://tinyurl.com/l5q3pl9

How is that fair?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 21, 2015 10:00 AM (BZAd3)

136 The Cubs have some incredible young talent.It will interesting to find out how they will fuck it up.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2015 10:00 AM (mGBKM)

137 14 is it friday yet?......this is going to be a long week......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 09:16 AM (0O7c5)
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My hope is that Ace will do a live blog of my interview with Diane Sawyer! Yeah baby!

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 21, 2015 10:01 AM (3F6F8)

138 The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the American League to adopt the DH.

Giant harbinger of the decline and fall of America right there.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 21, 2015 10:01 AM (ZKzrr)

139 107 ISIS Bans archeology
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They're afraid of the ancient alien theories, Giorgio Tsoukalos scares the sh1t out of them.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 21, 2015 10:01 AM (MbrzC)

140 DH = Designated Hitter or Devil's Hands?

Posted by: Citizen X at April 21, 2015 10:01 AM (7ObY1)

141
Huh? I'd get the most prominent, smart, cut throat, bastard, big mouth lawyer and let him sort it out.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2015 09:45 AM (A98Xu)

Let me tell you about a prominent, smart, cutthroat bastard lawyer.

Once upon a time there was a man who was fired in violation of the whistleblower protections laws. He had proof, documentation, some upper management who were willing to testify. He also had evidence that the previous Administrative Law Judge was in the pocket of the management.

He went to a bastard of a lawyer who was enthusiastic and called it a tip-in and talked about eventually paying for it with the eventual award
who after a couple of months raised his price and insisted on payment in advance
who then started stalling
who then stated he didn't have a case and urged to settle.

Who then got reeally shifty

Don't know the specifics, I suspect only the attorney does, but I suspect that when the state has the power over the bar association and will do what is necessary to protect itself....

The caliber of lawyer doesn't matter if he doesn't want to risk making a living in the future managing apartment complexes and being a walmart greeter

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2015 10:02 AM (t//F+)

142 >>The Cubs have some incredible young talent.It will interesting to find out how they will fuck it up.

No problem, leave that to me...

Posted by: Dusty Baker at April 21, 2015 10:02 AM (PtTYB)

143 My hope is that Ace will do a live blog of my interview with Diane Sawyer! Yeah baby!

I can't wait to not watch that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 21, 2015 10:02 AM (0HooB)

144 Fuck the GOP.

I want to find out more about the massive non-compliance in Connecticut. That could well be a model for the future of liberty in our fascist state.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 21, 2015 10:02 AM (QRz0C)

145 The coolest thing in the world would be for the Iranian resupply ship to be seized by Somali pirates.
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 09:58 AM (evdj2)

ALL OF THIS. ALL OF IT.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 21, 2015 10:02 AM (mf5HN)

146 and we discuss how in certain arenas failing nearly 70% of the time still means you are incredibly successful.

Ah, baseball, where being successful 3 times in 10 makes you a demigod...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 21, 2015 10:02 AM (DT3rQ)

147 No Fiorina. Not now, not ever.

If Hillary!'s elitism and disdain for the proletariat - her completely unearned sense that she really is all that and a bag of chips - bothers you, ladies and gentlemen, I give you Carly Fiorina.

She's failed at everything. No, no and no.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 21, 2015 10:03 AM (vgIRn)

148 132
No Blue Bell, No Peace!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 21, 2015 09:59 AM (kff5f)

ugh.....listeria.....it ruins everything

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 10:03 AM (0O7c5)

149 No Blue Bell, No Peace!

Kroger Private Selection, Caribou Tracks.

Not Blue Bell, but not bad. Not in these trying times.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2015 10:03 AM (x5el/)

150 The caliber of lawyer doesn't matter if he doesn't want to risk making a living in the future managing apartment complexes and being a walmart greeter
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2015 10:02 AM (t//F+)

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True enough.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2015 10:03 AM (A98Xu)

151 "128 The coolest thing in the world would be for the Iranian resupply ship to be seized by Somali pirates."
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Oh my that would be hilarious. Not gonna happen though, unlike most ships said pirates go after this one would actually fire rounds back.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 21, 2015 10:03 AM (MbrzC)

152 Cooke has become boringly predictable.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 21, 2015 10:04 AM (9BRsg)

153 And being successful only 2 times out of ten makes you a bum.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 21, 2015 10:04 AM (2cS/G)

154 They're afraid of the ancient alien theories, Giorgio Tsoukalos scares the sh1t out of them.

It's the hair.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 21, 2015 10:04 AM (DT3rQ)

155 The coolest thing in the world would be for the Iranian resupply ship to be seized by Somali pirates.

I like. Even better, the Iranians have a nuke on board.

A nuke in the hands of Somali pirates.

'Mohammed, what does this red button on the front do?' [blinding flash]

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 21, 2015 10:05 AM (xQX/f)

156 >>Regardless of his stance on this issue or that one, he's got the battle experience no other candidate has with these shits.

Yes, THIS.
Apparently his somewhat bland appearance and lack of college degree lulled the WI progressives into thinking we was stupid. Dude fights back hard.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2015 10:05 AM (2TN4k)

157 Not gonna happen though, unlike most ships said pirates go after this one would actually fire rounds back.

Yeah. Obama's navy is going to escort the ship into port anyway.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 10:05 AM (evdj2)

158 I like. Even better, the Iranians have a nuke on board.

A nuke in the hands of Somali pirates.

BREAKING: IRAN NUKES SOMALIA, NOBODY NOTICES

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 21, 2015 10:06 AM (DT3rQ)

159 And being successful only 2 times out of ten makes you a bum.

It makes you Mario Mendoza.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 10:06 AM (evdj2)

160 "She's failed at everything. No, no and no."
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Yup, only she's been better at hiding\obfuscating that then some others.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 21, 2015 10:06 AM (MbrzC)

161 Greezy Harry Reid is reportedly saying that Dems and Republicans have reached an agreement on the trafficing bill, which can only mean one thing -

Republicans have caved again and Holder's clone Lynch will be AG.

I have no link.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 21, 2015 10:07 AM (BZAd3)

162 Apparently his somewhat bland appearance and lack of college degree lulled the WI progressives into thinking we was stupid. Dude fights back hard.

Look, we just saw what he was sitting on and thought he might be a Goth, OK? Who knew?

Posted by: WI Progtards at April 21, 2015 10:07 AM (DT3rQ)

163 "American warship, American warship, this is the Iranian supply ship Kohmeini A-Go-Go. We are under attack by Somali Pirates! Please help!"

*U.S. Navy radioman chuckles and switches off receiver.*

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 21, 2015 10:07 AM (PtTYB)

164 If you did not hear Beck's interview with Walker, I suggest you listen to it.

I particularly liked the discussion of Walker's talks with Texas Governor Abbott. Hearing and seeing what is really going on around the border was a policy changer for Walker. He understands, now, that it's a serious security issue. Among other things.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2015 10:07 AM (A98Xu)

165 The coolest thing in the world would be for the Iranian resupply ship to be seized by Somali pirates.
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 21, 2015 09:58 AM

I think the Schadenboner would last a lot longer than 4 hours.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2015 10:08 AM (h4vJk)

166 Laura Ingraham asks a good question: How is Rubio different from Lindsay Graham on any issue?

http://bit.ly/1bpfury

Posted by: MTF at April 21, 2015 10:08 AM (LISuA)

167 ugh.....listeria.....it ruins everything

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 10:03 AM (0O7c5)

It disturbs me that they still have no clue how the ice cream got contaminated.

Which tells me it's an employee bringing it in.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 21, 2015 10:08 AM (kff5f)

168 Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 21, 2015 10:01 AM (ZKzrr)

The DH is morphing into a way to rest players. The days of monster contracts for DHs is over.

But it is still an abomination that is a clear signal that God has abandoned us.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2015 10:09 AM (Zu3d9)

169 "American warship, American warship, this is the Iranian supply ship Kohmeini A-Go-Go. We are under attack by Somali Pirates! Please help!"

AW: No prob, Achmed. Your location? kthx.

Fire mission!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2015 10:10 AM (h4vJk)

170 Ah, baseball, where being successful 3 times in 10 makes you a demigod...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 21, 2015 10:02 AM (DT3rQ)

Heck, if you're a pitcher, you don't even have to take the risk. But here...have the GDP of a small country just for showing up.

Posted by: American League at April 21, 2015 10:10 AM (vgIRn)

171 Laura Ingraham asks a good question: How is Rubio different from Lindsay Graham on any issue?
Posted by: MTF at April 21, 2015 10:08 AM (LISuA)

That will leave a mark.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2015 10:10 AM (L+5wE)

172 Remember the $6 billion that went missing from the State Dept during Clinton's watch?

Two words...

Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 21, 2015 10:10 AM (BZAd3)

173 Amateur webzine Slate is hurting its readers' feelings.
http://is.gd/GxnZAg

Long ago, humans lived in an organic, all-natural, divinely designed
garden, free from pesticides and GMOs and processed grains and sugar.
But one day an evil advertiser came along and hissed, "Just eat this
fruit." Bam! Suddenly we were cursed with mortality, marital strife,
labor pains, and agriculture.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 21, 2015 10:11 AM (ZKzrr)

174 The American League plays a game similar to baseball.

Posted by: toby928(C) notes at April 21, 2015 10:11 AM (evdj2)

175 "BREAKING: IRAN NUKES SOMALIA, NOBODY NOTICES"
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You might have stumbled on to the grand plan to let Iran solve some problems nobody else wants too, in a way that nobody else has the nads for. /jk

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 21, 2015 10:11 AM (MbrzC)

176 By the by, should I ever run for office (spoiler alert I won't), my campaign motto will be "Vote for Me and I will push the other side screaming into a volcano."

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That would be great on a tshirt! May I steal it?

I am collecting tshirt ideas - trying to get my act together to open up a cafepress or zazzle thing to help fund kid's college.

Posted by: @votermom at April 21, 2015 10:11 AM (/iwCz)

177 The DH is morphing into a way to rest players. The days of monster contracts for DHs is over.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2015 10:09 AM (Zu3d9)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: David "Big Papi" Ortiz at April 21, 2015 10:11 AM (L+5wE)

178 166 Laura Ingraham asks a good question: How is Rubio different from Lindsay Graham on any issue?

http://bit.ly/1bpfury
Posted by: MTF at April 21, 2015 10:08 AM (LISuA)

He likes girls?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 21, 2015 10:11 AM (vgIRn)

179 Nude art.

Posted by: chiefjaybob at April 21, 2015 10:11 AM (2L77z)

180 Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 21, 2015 10:00 AM (BZAd3)

Rapid heart beat, and high temperature?

So obviously instead of doing it drunk, you need to be rolling around naked while high on speed.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 21, 2015 10:12 AM (kff5f)

181 Laura Ingraham asks a good question: How is Rubio different from Lindsay Graham on any issue?
Posted by: MTF at April 21, 2015 10:08 AM

50% less ghey?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2015 10:12 AM (h4vJk)

182 174
The American League plays a game similar to baseball.

Posted by: toby928(C) notes at April 21, 2015 10:11 AM (evdj2)

it's baseball lite

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2015 10:12 AM (0O7c5)

183 The American League plays a game similar to baseball.
Posted by: toby928(C) notes at April 21, 2015 10:11 AM (evdj2)

With better pitching.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2015 10:12 AM (L+5wE)

184 Shit. I misspelled, "NOOD." Sorry to get everybody's hopes up. Among other things.

It's more German oppression art.

Posted by: chiefjaybob at April 21, 2015 10:12 AM (2L77z)

185 Laura Ingraham asks a good question: How is Rubio different from Lindsay Graham on any issue?

http://bit.ly/1bpfury

Posted by: MTF at April 21, 2015 10:08 AM (LISuA)
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Better question: How is Rubio different from Lindsay Lohan on any issue?

Posted by: Harley Quinn at April 21, 2015 10:12 AM (EhZc0)

186 So obviously instead of doing it drunk, you need to be rolling around naked while high on speed.

Or as some of us call it, Tuesday night.

Posted by: toby928(C) notes at April 21, 2015 10:12 AM (evdj2)

187 Ah, baseball, where being successful 3 times in 10 makes you a demigod...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 21, 2015 10:02 AM (DT3rQ)

Well that's a better batting average than Fredo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2015 10:12 AM (rDqRv)

188 Heck, if you're a pitcher, you don't even have to take the risk. But here...have the GDP of a small country just for showing up.

I have a younger cousin who was an up-and-comer in the Rockies' farm system before he blew out his shoulder. The could-have-beens echo, especially when I watch films one of my nephews now...

But don't call them overpaid. Nope, don't.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 21, 2015 10:13 AM (DT3rQ)

189 It'd have to be more than one employee, Allen. They found it at the plants in Oklahoma and Texas.

I suspect it's something about how they manufacture the ice cream, unfortunately. They warn pregnant women not to eat soft serve of any kind due to the listeria risk, and I have a hunch that Blue Bell's ice cream technique somehow leaves them open to the same issue.

Hopefully they'll get it sorted out soon, but I fear that the new product won't quite be what we all know and love.

On the other hand, Brookshire Bros store brand is pretty dang good.

Posted by: Lauren at April 21, 2015 10:13 AM (MYCIw)

190 "Holder's clone Lynch will be AG. "
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Pfft tell me something I didn't already know months ago, was only a matter of when, not if.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 21, 2015 10:14 AM (MbrzC)

191 Well that's a better batting average than Fredo

If you assume he's on the other team, he's going gangbusters.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 21, 2015 10:15 AM (DT3rQ)

192 I suspect, but don't know since I've never done the tour, that Blue Bell starts its icecream off as sort of a soft serve that is then frozen. That's what we did at The Evil Icecream Empire That Shall Not Be Named.

Posted by: Lauren at April 21, 2015 10:17 AM (MYCIw)

193 "50% less ghey?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2015 10:12 AM (h4vJk) "
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That and he's a smoother talker is about all I could come up with off hand, there might be more, but not much.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 21, 2015 10:17 AM (MbrzC)

194 That's what we did at The Evil Icecream Empire That Shall Not Be Named.
Posted by: Lauren at April 21, 2015 10:17 AM (MYCIw)

Graeter's?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2015 10:18 AM (L+5wE)

195 "Graeter's"

Nope. Cold Stone. (I think I just broke a confidentiality agreement, but that can't be enforced 10 years after I quit, right?)

Posted by: Lauren at April 21, 2015 10:22 AM (MYCIw)

196 Graham differs from Rubio in one respect - Graham shows up at the Capitol to vote now and then.

Fuckin' Rubio doesn't even vote "present" 20% of the time.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2015 10:25 AM (FuIea)

197 waiting helicopter to zoom her to her next appearance or the next

We do portals.

Posted by: Lucifer Transportation Inc. at April 21, 2015 10:29 AM (DL2i+)

198 for the Iranian resupply ship to be seized by Somali pirates.

Somalians.

Posted by: Mossad Joo blackfaced with invisible yarmulke on big hair at April 21, 2015 10:34 AM (DL2i+)

199 Posted by: @votermom at April 21, 2015 10:11 AM (/iwCz)

I saw a post card in NY that would be a fun shirt. It was the classic picture of James Deen in his leather jacket but with Karl Marx 's face. The picture was signed "rebel with a cause. Love, Karl"

Posted by: Chilling the most at April 21, 2015 10:40 AM (zW5rQ)

200 Norway is just ending its state-run FM channel, not ending FM radio period.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 21, 2015 11:12 AM (39g3+)

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