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Overnight Open Thread (4-16-2015)
Periodically I lift the ban on poetry in the ONT and tonight I do so again to bring you Thomas Babington Macaulay's Horatius at the Bridge. (1842)
In my middle school we were expected to recite a poem or work from memory once a year before the entire school. You were allowed to choose your piece to recite subject to minimum length restrictions and teacher approval. Since I really enjoyed this poem, I was very tempted to choose it but the catch was that even the abridged version was full 38 stanzas long. So I went with Marc Antony's funeral speech from Julius Caesar instead - because I liked it and it also had the very helpful quality of being short enough that I knew I could recite it under duress without stumbling or going blank.
But then here I learned that Winston Churchill as a boy memorized all 70 stanzas of the unabridged Horatius at the Bridge to inspire courage in himself (and also to prove to the headmaster that he was not a complete academic failure). So yeah by comparison I guess I was a middle school pussy.
(This is my abridged abridged ONT micro-version. You're welcome)
...But when the face of Sextus
Was seen among the foes,
A yell that rent the firmament
From all the town arose.
On the house-tops was no woman
But spat towards him and hissed;
No child but screamed out curses,
And shook its little fist.
But the Consul's brow was sad,
And the Consul's speech was low,
And darkly looked he at the wall,
And darkly at the foe.
"Their van will be upon us
Before the bridge goes down;
And if they once may win the bridge,
What hope to save the town?"
Then out spake brave Horatius,
The Captain of the Gate:
"To every man upon this earth
Death cometh soon or late.
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers,
And the temples of his gods,
"And for the tender mother
Who dandled him to rest,
And for the wife who nurses
His baby at her breast,
And for the holy maidens
Who feed the eternal flame,
To save them from false Sextus
That wrought the deed of shame?
"Haul down the bridge, Sir Consul,
With all the speed ye may;
I, with two more to help me,
Will hold the foe in play.
In yon strait path a thousand
May well be stopped by three.
Now who will stand on either hand,
And keep the bridge with me?"
Then out spake Spurius Lartius;
A Ramnian proud was he:
"Lo, I will stand at thy right hand,
And keep the bridge with thee."
And out spake strong Herminius;
Of Titian blood was he:
"I will abide on thy left side,
And keep the bridge with thee."
"Horatius," quoth the Consul,
"As thou sayest, so let it be."
And straight against that great array
Forth went the dauntless Three.
For Romans in Rome's quarrel
Spared neither land nor gold,
Nor son nor wife, nor limb nor life,
In the brave days of old.
[The rest can be found here]
Daniel Pipes Explains the 'Obama Doctrine' in One Sentence
"Snarl at your friends, smile at your enemies."
Oh Goody: Gawker Writers Trying To Unionize
I'm getting some popcorn because this will be fun to watch.
Introducing the Hillvetica Typeface
A runner competing in the Pepsi Team Invitational in Eugene, Oregon learned that a cocksure attitude displayed too soon may be a recipe for loss. Oregon runner Tanguy Pepiot thought he had the race in the bag and slowed, raising his arm in a gesture to elicit cheers from the crowd. During his display, Washington runner Meron Simon passed him and finished first.
Women Attempt to Draw Their Ideal Penis
Guess What Archaeologists Found in a 18th Century Polish Latrine?
Other objects found in the latrine include fragments of pottery and jewellery. Several remains of wooden swords found nearby suggest the site was a fencing school.
The 18th-century sex toy has now been taken away for "maintenance," the Regional Office for the Protection of Monuments said.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: The Overnight Hat at April 16, 2015 11:21 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2015 11:21 PM (T1005)
The focus this time: We don't need no education!
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8842
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 16, 2015 11:21 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Lauren at April 16, 2015 11:22 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 16, 2015 11:22 PM (PqGIo)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 16, 2015 11:23 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: too loose, luh trek at April 16, 2015 11:23 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: Woody Harrelson at April 16, 2015 11:23 PM (/JOra)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 16, 2015 11:23 PM (zRby/)
And tonight's late ONT is because of Art Cognomen.
755 I seldom seek the ONT, being a lurky daywalker. But it seems when I do amble by, the ONT is weirdly tardy. Posted by: Art Cognomen, Bourbon Enthusiast at April 16, 2015 10:44 PM (CAyKM)
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2015 11:23 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 16, 2015 11:24 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 16, 2015 11:24 PM (PqGIo)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 16, 2015 11:24 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at April 16, 2015 11:24 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 16, 2015 11:25 PM (PqGIo)
Posted by: Lauren at April 16, 2015 11:25 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 16, 2015 11:25 PM (zt+N6)
But I'm kinda glad we don't have the flying cars. Our resident Carmikazes* in rush hour are quite bad enough, even with all four wheels rolling on tarmac firma.
* I just coined that term, and hereby take out the patent, copyright, trademark and pimp rights to all usage thereof.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2015 11:25 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2015 11:25 PM (kgisg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 16, 2015 11:26 PM (PqGIo)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 16, 2015 11:26 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Garrett at April 16, 2015 11:26 PM (Ww4rC)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 16, 2015 11:27 PM (9s25b)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2015 11:27 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2015 11:25 PM (kgisg)
I extend a hand and a beverage Mr. Hammer
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 16, 2015 11:27 PM (PqGIo)
Posted by: Lauren at April 16, 2015 11:25 PM (MYCIw)
Anything written by a DWM is evil and should never be taught.
It should be replaced by enlightened Feminist music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79wrXi_5WSw
Also, you are all sh*tlords!
Posted by: Social Justice Warrior at April 16, 2015 11:27 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2015 11:28 PM (GEICT)
Sure, "fencing school". I think they tried that one at Man Country in Chicago as well.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2015 11:28 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April
Do fucking spousal units count?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 16, 2015 11:28 PM (PqGIo)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 16, 2015 11:29 PM (AVEe1)
More from today's Star Wars con.
The Empire is getting a new name and so are the Rebels. They're now:
The First Order and The Resistance
Tah da!
http://tinyurl.com/oqtagkh
And some props and costumes:
http://tinyurl.com/phsetp4
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 16, 2015 11:29 PM (kdS6q)
"I don't care if the Tea Party cuts off all their cable subscriptions..." ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2015 11:29 PM (elbY7)
I'll make you a good deal on it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 16, 2015 11:29 PM (fCl82)
http://tinyurl.com/mf79gjm
Upon seeing this, here's the question I also posed on Twitter: Which movie will suck more, Dawn of Justice or Terminator: Genisys?
Posted by: Thrawn at April 16, 2015 11:29 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: rickl at April 16, 2015 11:29 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2015 11:29 PM (T1005)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 16, 2015 11:29 PM (KCxzN)
I'm pretty sure whoever he was talking to didn't want to hear me in the next stall.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 16, 2015 11:29 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Colorado Alex
Me & the guys at Rev Wright's church went to fencing school a lot on the weekends.
Posted by: Queen Barry I at April 16, 2015 11:29 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: Iasonas at April 16, 2015 11:30 PM (DU875)
I'll make you a good deal on it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 16, 2015
I'm waiting for the walker sale
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 16, 2015 11:30 PM (PqGIo)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 16, 2015 11:28 PM (PqGIo)
Uh oh. What did you do?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2015 11:30 PM (GEICT)
Well, moo moo triggered my hormonal pregnant woman wrath, so that was fun.
Posted by: Lauren at April 16, 2015 11:30 PM (MYCIw)
Is that what the kids are calling it now?
Posted by: rickl at April 16, 2015 11:31 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 16, 2015 11:31 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 16, 2015 11:31 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: dartist at April 16, 2015 11:31 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2015 11:31 PM (MTL4M)
Posted by: Lauren at April 16, 2015 11:30 PM (MYCIw)
He's an idiot. Might as well be a troll. Just ignore him.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2015 11:32 PM (GEICT)
I've pissed off my parents, my oldest daughter, and my bf.
So I'm on a motherfucking roll.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 16, 2015 11:32 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: CMU VET at April 16, 2015 11:32 PM (ejB0r)
Posted by: Baraka Obama, US Poet Laureate at April 16, 2015 11:32 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 16, 2015 11:32 PM (zRby/)
Right firmly pressed his heel,
And thrice and four times tugged amain,
Ere he wrenched out the steel.
And “See,” he cried, “the welcome,
Fair guests, that waits you here! 395
What noble Lucumo comes next
To taste our Roman cheer?”
---------------------------
When men were men.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2015 11:32 PM (kgisg)
Is it too soon to say, "In the Midnight Hour" is an okay song but *not* the all-time classic others claim it is, IMHO??
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2015 11:33 PM (elbY7)
I was pretty much over the whole SW franchise after polishing off the second "Jedi Knight" game and KOTOR 1.
Yay, you gave Harrison Ford one last paycheck. I'm sure he's grateful.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 16, 2015 11:33 PM (AVEe1)
trailer for BATMAN v SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE was leaked onto the
Internet:
http://tinyurl.com/mf79gjm
Upon seeing this, here's the question I also posed on Twitter:
Which movie will suck more, Dawn of Justice or Terminator: Genisys?
Posted by: Thrawn at April 16, 2015 11:29 PM (wZ2hu)<<<
**sadface** That hurts, you know. Now I'm gonna go eat and eat to numb the pain.
Posted by: Batfleck at April 16, 2015 11:33 PM (/JOra)
Best Barroom Jukebox Tunes:
1. Mustang Sally
2. Oh What A Night
3. Cecelia
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16
I prefer Helter Skelter myself.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 16, 2015 11:33 PM (PqGIo)
Posted by: Lauren at April 16, 2015 11:33 PM (MYCIw)
More from today's Star Wars con.
The Empire is getting a new name and so are the Rebels. They're now:
The First Order and The Resistance
Tah da!
http://tinyurl.com/oqtagkh
And some props and costumes:
http://tinyurl.com/phsetp4
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 16, 2015 11:29 PM (kdS6q)
If the empire is "First Order", wouldn't that make the rebels http://tinyurl.com/mjweufa ???
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2015 11:33 PM (T1005)
Miliband: DERP.
Toil & Trouble Trio: Socialism!
Farage: F**k you studio audience!
Posted by: The Independence Hat at April 16, 2015 11:33 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 16, 2015 11:33 PM (KlVdw)
So that's what I did
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 16, 2015 11:33 PM (PqGIo)
Also, "The First Order?" WTF? You're telling me that after thirty freaking years the Rebellion still hasn't either won or been destroyed?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2015 11:33 PM (10ydV)
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Accountant / Wednesday, April 15, 2015
10. "I reviewed your bank statements, and they're hilarious"
9. "I lost your W-2, so I submitted two W-1s"
8. "I spent all night caressing your receipts"
7. "I thought YOU were doing MY taxes"
6. "I'm having a liquidity problem, if you know what I mean"
5. "Calculator? You mean my 'Magic 8-Ball'?"
4. Is it pronounced I-R-S or 'IRS'?"
3. "Sign and date next to the mustard stain"
2. "Don't worry, it's not loaded"
1. "Can I have your boat when you go to prison?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2015 11:34 PM (elbY7)
did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
All mimsy were the borogroves
and the momeraths outgrabe.
(I know the rest but that's the best part.)
Only poem I ever memorized.
Except my own.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 16, 2015 11:34 PM (zRby/)
Yeah, he's usually just mildly annoying to me, but he started his Todd Adkin=You People shit and I got dragged in to the mud.
Posted by: Lauren at April 16, 2015 11:34 PM (MYCIw)
I volunteer to test this. Can I get a witness?
Posted by: Rachel Lehnardt at April 16, 2015 11:34 PM (AVEe1)
You gonna play Helter Skelter at a bar?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2015 11:34 PM (MTL4M)
I would...If I didn't hate public places so much.
I have a feeling I am destined to be alone for awhile.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 16, 2015 11:34 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: dartist at April 16, 2015 11:35 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 16, 2015 11:32 PM (OsWis)
******
Who else is on your list? We are here with creative suggestions to help you with these goals.
I only passed off the Ex today, but that takes minimal to no effort on my part, so it doesn't count.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 16, 2015 11:35 PM (XrHO0)
Hey cooth and Jim.
I have always loved that poem.
Thank, Maet.
*Salute*
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 16, 2015 11:31 PM (OsWis)
Howdy, howdy!!!!
Ach-shpluth!!!! *moan*
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2015 11:35 PM (T1005)
So that's what I did
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 16, 2015 11:33 PM (PqGIo)
*nods*
Totally understand.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2015 11:35 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Iasonas at April 16, 2015 11:30 PM (DU875)
I wasn't as blown away by it as some were, but I thought it was decent.
And per LDC's link, apparently the New Republic never came into being in JJ Abram's version of S. Who'd thunk, killing off the Head of State and his main enforcer (with the bulk of the Imperial Fleet still intact, along with many planetary Governors and Moffs) in itself didn't immediately bring in a new age of peace of prosperity in that galaxy.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 16, 2015 11:35 PM (wZ2hu)
... that's not the punchline. The punchline is, I googled "Georgia mom of the year" and Lehnardt's house-party was the first result that came up.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 16, 2015 11:35 PM (AVEe1)
Thank you for the poem, Maet, it was lovely. It's been too long since I've read such things.
Hey cthulhu! I can move my foot in a full circle now!
Posted by: pookysgirl can almost walk at April 16, 2015 11:36 PM (MKXiS)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 16, 2015 11:36 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 16, 2015 11:36 PM (C8x6r)
A bunch of the boys were whooping it up in the Malamute saloon;
The kid that handles the music-box was hitting a jag-time tune;
Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew,
And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou.
When out of the night, which was fifty below, and into the din and the glare,
There stumbled a miner fresh from the creeks, dog-dirty, and loaded for bear.
He looked like a man with a foot in the grave and scarcely the strength of a louse,
Yet he tilted a poke of dust on the bar, and he called for drinks for the house.
There was none could place the stranger's face, though we searched ourselves for a clue;
But we drank his health, and the last to drink was Dangerous Dan McGrew.
& etc....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2015 11:36 PM (kgisg)
Was reading about it today. I knew Hitch wanted to jump Hedren's bones and was probably annoying about it, but didn't realize he was entirely obsessed with her and openly threatening her career if she didn't sleep with him. Yikes.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2015 11:36 PM (elbY7)
Or increased longevity?
Did Carrie Fisher get a personality transplant?
And did she stop drinking.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 16, 2015 11:36 PM (zRby/)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/588725845914714112
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/588726437961666560
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/588727194702188545
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/588728126991167488
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/588728552440332288
Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2015 11:36 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 16, 2015 11:24 PM (ucDmr)
So "fencing" is a euphemism for some kind of kinky sex act that I don't want to look up on Urban Dictionary?
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 16, 2015 11:36 PM (7s3QG)
Lauren,
I've pissed off my parents, my oldest daughter, and my bf.
So I'm on a motherfucking roll.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 16, 2015 11:32 PM (OsWis)
Hopefully it's just a Thursday thing, and things will be all better for the weekend.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2015 11:37 PM (T1005)
Now, to bed. Worked 15 hours today, back to it at 0700. Stay frosty morons.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 16, 2015 11:37 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Stephen Geek Simonson at April 16, 2015 11:37 PM (J0IP0)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2015 11:37 PM (MTL4M)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 16, 2015 11:37 PM (zRby/)
You gonna play Helter Skelter at a bar?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2015 11
Old days when 45s filled juke boxes Helter Skelter was aB side
Yeah and I played it whenever I could
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 16, 2015 11:37 PM (PqGIo)
Aztec Camera's easy-listening version of Van Halen's "Jump." People overhear it and say, 'is that really the song I think it is?!?'"
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2015 11:37 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 16, 2015 11:38 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 16, 2015 11:38 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 16, 2015 11:38 PM (UVfht)
Sounds like a third rate FPS game, not a major installment of a blockbuster sci-fi franchise.
Meh.
Posted by: Iasonas at April 16, 2015 11:38 PM (DU875)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 16, 2015 11:39 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 16, 2015 11:36 PM (7s3QG)
**_****
It is like crossing the streams. Just......don't.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 16, 2015 11:39 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2015 11:39 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2015 11:39 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Spot Prospect at April 16, 2015 11:40 PM (qry2M)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/588751694902784000
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/588751948800778240
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/588752419355492352
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/588752911221583872
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/588753379536539648
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/588754696225062912
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/588755476948594691
Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2015 11:40 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Garrett at April 16, 2015 11:26 PM (Ww4rC)
It's the ONT. NO. PANTS!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 16, 2015 11:40 PM (Vm8WO)
I think we can all agree on Mustang Sally. Therefore, it is so.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2015 11:40 PM (MTL4M)
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2015 11:40 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 16, 2015 11:40 PM (Vm8WO)
Atta girl.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2015 11:41 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at April 16, 2015 11:41 PM (+Y3QE)
Posted by: Maetenloch at April 16, 2015 11:41 PM (pAlYe)
And the sheep were askeered.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 16, 2015 11:41 PM (zRby/)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2015 11:41 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 16, 2015 11:41 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 16, 2015 11:41 PM (jeCnD)
cooth: Hopefully it's just a Thursday thing, and things will be all better for the weekend.
That.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 16, 2015 11:42 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 16, 2015 11:42 PM (9iR5/)
Ok, I am ready to be home, I am ready for Pooky to stop having his job's
danger level rachet up by the hour, and Pookette misses her crib.
Thank you for the poem, Maet, it was lovely. It's been too long since I've read such things.
Hey cthulhu! I can move my foot in a full circle now!
Posted by: pookysgirl can almost walk at April 16, 2015 11:36 PM (MKXiS)
Woo-hoo!!! Does that mean you can make it point backwards?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2015 11:42 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Iasonas at April 16, 2015 11:30 PM (DU875)
I wasn't as blown away by it as some were, but I thought it was decent.
And per LDC's link, apparently the New Republic never came into being in JJ Abram's version of S. Who'd thunk, killing off the Head of State and his main enforcer (with the bulk of the Imperial Fleet still intact, along with many planetary Governors and Moffs) in itself didn't immediately bring in a new age of peace of prosperity in that galaxy.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 16, 2015 11:35 PM (wZ2hu)
Well actually most of the authors that did the expanded universe did too. Since they were still fighting the empire for decades. And they had taken Coruscant at around 3-4 years after Palpatines death but that was mostly because the psycho in charge wanted to give them a poisoned planet.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 16, 2015 11:42 PM (zt+N6)
And worry not, ma'am. You're far too comely the lass for yon Chi to stay mad at you for very long, m'dear.
*bows gallantly*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2015 11:43 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2015 11:43 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: Otter, Rush Chairman, Delta House at April 16, 2015 11:43 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 16, 2015 11:43 PM (PqGIo)
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2015 11:40 PM (MDgS
******
As he does us all. He is nothing if not equally benovelent in sharing this among us. PBUH.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 16, 2015 11:43 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Maetenloch at April 16, 2015 11:41 PM (pAlYe) Yes.
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2015 11:43 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 16, 2015 11:44 PM (XAFOu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMs9NudasVI
Posted by: dartist at April 16, 2015 11:44 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 16, 2015 11:44 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2015 11:44 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2015 11:44 PM (GEICT)
She wore Blue Velvet
Posted by: Spot Prospect at April 16, 2015 11:45 PM (qry2M)
Hahahahahaha!
...
I'll see myself out.
Posted by: engineering "humor" at April 16, 2015 11:45 PM (t3VfB)
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2015 11:40 PM (MDgS
You know why.
Posted by: Maetenloch at April 16, 2015 11:41 PM (pAlYe)
***
So, you two are married. Alrighty then...
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 16, 2015 11:45 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2015 11:45 PM (MTL4M)
The First Order vs. The Alliance of Planets would be perfectly fine, IMHO.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2015 11:46 PM (10ydV)
Yeah, that.
- and this is where the extended-universe of the books got it right. The end of the Roman Empire in the West didn't exactly bring a new age of enlightenment and democracy to Gaul, Hispania and Britannia. Gregory of Tours made that pretty damn clear.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 16, 2015 11:46 PM (AVEe1)
Burt Reynolds could use one. I'm sure a role for him in a future Star Wars could be written.
Posted by: Sasquatch at April 16, 2015 11:46 PM (JtUkr)
I don't think so, cooth.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 16, 2015 11:38 PM (OsWis)
You have email. It's the one dripping with snot.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2015 11:46 PM (T1005)
It was the freakiest thing, swearsies. I slipped in the shower and fell on it.
Posted by: 18th Century Polish Skeletal Remains at April 16, 2015 11:47 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 16, 2015 11:31 PM (e+1S5)
Ran out of booze & bacon didja?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 16, 2015 11:47 PM (Vm8WO)
Gecher motor runnin
Posted by: Spot Prospect at April 16, 2015 11:47 PM (qry2M)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 16, 2015 11:48 PM (OsWis)
Maet hates me.
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2015 11:40 PM (MDgS
Oh, c'mon -- it's not like it's anything special to Maet.....
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2015 11:48 PM (T1005)
Posted by: fairweatherbill at April 16, 2015 11:49 PM (FviSe)
"Yay, you gave Harrison Ford one last paycheck. I'm sure he's grateful."
Burt Reynolds could use one. I'm sure a role for him in a future Star Wars could be written.
Posted by: Sasquatch at April 16, 2015 11:46 PM (JtUkr)
Smokie and the Banta!
Posted by: Burt at April 16, 2015 11:49 PM (7kqWB)
Disturbed
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 16, 2015 11:48 PM (OsWis)
Richard Cheese.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2015 11:49 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 16, 2015 11:49 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2015 11:42 PM (T1005)
Haha, you dork, it means I got full range of motion back in my ankle! (They had to open it up to put the rod in and that's where the second fracture was.) But I can move my foot side to side, which I couldn't do at all for 6 weeks.
Onward!
Posted by: pookysgirl can almost walk at April 16, 2015 11:49 PM (MKXiS)
Cooth. Id sure dob sugth when you hab a head code that has you all stobbed ub and blowding snob and goob out your nobz.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2015 11:41 PM (RzZOc)
You can say thad again....
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2015 11:49 PM (T1005)
Figuring his monthly balance sheet, a troubled monarch sat
With a frown upon his forehead, hurling interjections horrid
At the state of his finances, for his pocketbook was flat."
"Not a solitary single copper cent had he to jingle
In his pocket, and his architects had gone off on a strike,
Leaving pyramids unfinished, for their wages had diminished,
And their credit vanished likewise, in a way they didn't like."
"It was harder for His Royal Highness than for sons of toil,
For the horny-handed workmen only ate three figs per day,
While the King liked sweet potatoes, puddings, pies, and canned tomatoes,
Boneless ham, and Bluepoint oysters cooked some prehistoric way."
"As he growled, the Royal grumbler spied a bit of broken tumbler
In a long undusted corner just behind the chamber door.
When his hungry optics spied it, he stood silently and eyed it,
Then he smote his thigh with ecstasy and danced about the floor."
"'By the wit Osiris gave me! This same bit of glass shall save me!
I shall sell it as a diamond at some stupendous price!
And whoe'er I ask to take it will find, for his own sweet sake, it
Will be better not to wait until I have to ask him twice!'"
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2015 11:49 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 16, 2015 11:50 PM (PqGIo)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2015 11:50 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2015 11:50 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2015 11:50 PM (Wvadc)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2015 11:50 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 16, 2015 11:50 PM (zRby/)
Chewbacca would be jealous of his mustache. And then tear his arm off, along with his mustache.
Let. The. Wookie. Win.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2015 11:50 PM (RzZOc)
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Yep. Him and Sally Fields could lead the Empire on a wild star chase across the Universe in order to bring a load of Coors beer to Tatooine.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 16, 2015 11:51 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 16, 2015 11:51 PM (PqGIo)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 16, 2015 11:51 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: moron x at April 16, 2015 11:51 PM (bxe9a)
Posted by: Spot Prospect at April 16, 2015 11:51 PM (qry2M)
Posted by: Spudgirl at April 16, 2015 11:51 PM (1Kz08)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2015 11:52 PM (10ydV)
When you're up to doing jumping jacks, we want pics.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 16, 2015 11:52 PM (zRby/)
No, no; it's okay. I won't give spoilers.
Posted by: zombie Frank Herbert at April 16, 2015 11:52 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 16, 2015 11:52 PM (zRby/)
And tenement halls
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 16, 2015 11:53 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 16, 2015 11:53 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 16, 2015 11:53 PM (Gosad)
SNL's skit about Star Wars auditions was very good
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2015 11:53 PM (MTL4M)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 16, 2015 11:54 PM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 16, 2015 11:54 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 16, 2015 11:54 PM (OsWis)
Woo-hoo!!! Does that mean you can make it point backwards?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2015 11:42 PM (T1005)
Haha, you dork, it means I got full range of motion back in my
ankle! (They had to open it up to put the rod in and that's where the
second fracture was.) But I can move my foot side to side, which I
couldn't do at all for 6 weeks.
Onward!
Posted by: pookysgirl can almost walk at April 16, 2015 11:49 PM (MKXiS)
Yay, pookysgirl!!!! Just funnin' with ya. That is a very nice sign of progress.
How are the oldsters doing? It's really scary when they take a hit 'cause they don't have as much runway to recover.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2015 11:54 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Maetenloch at April 16, 2015 11:41 PM (pAlYe)
Yes.
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2015 11:43 PM (MDgS
Ah okay good then. I'm bad about keeping records of this kind of thing so it's always helpful when commenters can remember for me what they did wrong. One less thing to keep in the ol' noggin and it frees up precious brain space for important things like 60s one-hit-wonders and obscure rifle calibers. And my various on-going plots and schemes.
Posted by: Maetenloch at April 16, 2015 11:55 PM (pAlYe)
Yeah, AC/DC does that. No stupid ballads
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 16, 2015 11:55 PM (PqGIo)
Fohgat's Slow Ride?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2015 11:55 PM (MTL4M)
4 years tuition $50,000
Books lab fees $10,000
Rent, vechicle, food $ 40,000
Learning how to flush a toilet, PRICELESS
Less than six lines, plus sarcasm. 7 on a scale of 10.
Posted by: fairweatherbill at April 16, 2015 11:55 PM (o/3Hk)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 16, 2015 11:52 PM (zRby/)
Oh, I am going to demand that someone take a picture when I finally lose the crutches for good. I might even get stompy boots to celebrate (if they make them in my size).
Posted by: pookysgirl can almost walk at April 16, 2015 11:56 PM (MKXiS)
I seem to have a distinct ability to piss folks off, especially those I love.
So imagine how my soldiers felt.
LOL
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 16, 2015 11:56 PM (OsWis)
Rhubarb
Posted by: Spot Prospect at April 16, 2015 11:56 PM (qry2M)
"Middle school"? It's junior-freakin-high, you pussy.
Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 16, 2015 11:56 PM (Uq9ly)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 16, 2015 11:56 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2015 11:56 PM (MTL4M)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 16, 2015 11:57 PM (PqGIo)
AceHQ comment sections are blocked by default. Guess thats safari or macos settings.
Could load the main site. But no comment sections.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 16, 2015 11:57 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2015 11:57 PM (kgisg)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 16, 2015 11:57 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 16, 2015 11:57 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2015 11:56 PM (MTL4M)
********
So is REO Speedwagon and 38 Special.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 16, 2015 11:57 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 16, 2015 11:53 PM (OsWis)
No one has mentioned a roboboot to me yet, they probably don't trust me with one.....
Posted by: pookysgirl can almost walk at April 16, 2015 11:58 PM (MKXiS)
Best Barroom Jukebox Tunes:
1. Mustang Sally
2. Oh What A Night
3. Cecelia
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16
Gotta go with:
Rock You Like A Hurricane
Iron Man
Unchained
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 16, 2015 11:58 PM (+Fae7)
Love Hurts
Posted by: Spot Prospect at April 16, 2015 11:58 PM (qry2M)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 16, 2015 11:58 PM (OsWis)
If said person is a deserter and traitor, get him back by trading back 5 terrorists from Gitmo.
If it's 3 or 4,000 US citizens in Yemen, well, good luck - hopefully the Indians can give you a lift to Djibouti.
http://tinyurl.com/qcf8rmw
Posted by: Thrawn at April 16, 2015 11:58 PM (wZ2hu)
Let's load our virtual jukebox with nothing but the long-form versions of some favorite tuneage.
Forget the two to three minute radio format. This is for whole album sides, or nearly so.
* Allman Brothers. Jessica.
* Dire Straits. Damn near their whole library.
* Traffic. Low Spark of High Heeled Boys.
* Iron Butterfly. In a Godda da Vida.
Your picks for the Long Form, Horde?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2015 11:58 PM (RzZOc)
The Moron Bar Grill is going to have an interesting jukebox.
-------
I get to bartend! Pick me! Pick me! hehehe
Posted by: Old Blue at April 16, 2015 11:58 PM (9iR5/)
161,
Side Straddle Hop.
Don't get it twisted.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 16, 2015 11:54 PM (OsWis)
Whatever is that about? *pulls down dusty tome, opens* *flips pages*
"Twisted: see ONT."
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2015 11:58 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 16, 2015 11:58 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 16, 2015 11:59 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2015 11:59 PM (MTL4M)
Posted by: dartist at April 16, 2015 11:59 PM (ahBY0)
So imagine how my soldiers felt.
LOL
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 16, 2015 11:56 PM (OsWis)
The price paid for proper and necessary use of Command Authority. If everyone is happy, the job is probably not getting done.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 16, 2015 11:59 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 16, 2015 11:59 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: straight-pull bolt at April 17, 2015 12:00 AM (t3VfB)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 17, 2015 12:00 AM (zwdxl)
Mac(k) the Knife
Posted by: Spot Prospect at April 17, 2015 12:00 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 12:00 AM (OsWis)
No bebe, lol.
I seem to have a distinct ability to piss folks off, especially those I love.
So imagine how my soldiers felt.
LOL
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 16, 2015 11:56 PM (OsWis)
Well, to be fair, you also have a distinct ability to have strangers love you, especially the pissed-off.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 17, 2015 12:01 AM (T1005)
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Yep. Him and Sally Fields could lead the Empire on a wild star chase across the Universe in order to bring a load of Coors beer to Tatooine.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 16, 2015 11:51 PM (9iR5/)
Only will work if Jerry Reid is back as "The Snowman" piloting a rig with a western scene on the side.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 17, 2015 12:01 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Soothsayer
-----------------
But..., what if the bar is a bar on the road. Thus my choice of Seger/ 'Turn the Page'..., which I stupidly called 'On The Road'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 17, 2015 12:01 AM (Wvadc)
Posted by: Lauren at April 17, 2015 12:01 AM (MYCIw)
Rock You Like A Hurricane
Iron Man
Unchained
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 16, 2015 11:58 PM (+Fae7)
I will gouge my ears out if I ever hear ironman again. Blech
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 17, 2015 12:02 AM (Vm8WO)
Ah okay good then. I'm bad about keeping records of this kind of thing so it's always helpful when commenters can remember for me what they did wrong. One less thing to keep in the ol' noggin and it frees up precious brain space for important things like 60s one-hit-wonders and obscure rifle calibers.
Maet....you are good people.
One more reason why I love this place.
And I hate this thread.
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 12:02 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 12:02 AM (ucDmr)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2015 11:58 PM (RzZOc)
Earthless: Flower Travelin' Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53twBY9Vu_Y
Posted by: Flower Traveling Hat at April 17, 2015 12:02 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: puddleglum at April 17, 2015 12:02 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 12:02 AM (PqGIo)
Ramblin, Gamblin, Man
Posted by: Spot Prospect at April 17, 2015 12:02 AM (qry2M)
I'll shift the Music Thread a bit, here.
Let's load our virtual jukebox with nothing but the long-form versions of some favorite tuneage.
Forget the two to three minute radio format. This is for whole album sides, or nearly so.
* Allman Brothers. Jessica.
* Dire Straits. Damn near their whole library.
* Traffic. Low Spark of High Heeled Boys.
* Iron Butterfly. In a Godda da Vida.
Your picks for the Long Form, Horde?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2015 11:58 PM (RzZOc)
Genesis, Supper's Ready.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 17, 2015 12:02 AM (T1005)
So ace comments was grouped with porn and piracy.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 17, 2015 12:03 AM (zwdxl)
=)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 12:03 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: fairweatherbill at April 17, 2015 12:03 AM (o/3Hk)
"You've got to know when to hold them,
Know when to fold them,
Know when to walk away,
Know when to run..."
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 17, 2015 12:03 AM (Gosad)
Posted by: theCork at April 17, 2015 12:03 AM (I3ZHb)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2015 11:54 PM (T1005)
My mom went to PT on Tuesday. They pushed her a little too hard, and she was sore the next day. But my dad is up and around, and was banned from work for a week so that he can heal and take care of Mom. (My brother is his boss, so that ban *will* get enforced.)
Thanks of all the prayers, it's hard to believe that it's been less than a week since we almost lost them given how well they're recovering.
Posted by: pookysgirl can almost walk at April 17, 2015 12:03 AM (MKXiS)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 12:04 AM (ucDmr)
Days of future past
Posted by: Spot Prospect at April 17, 2015 12:04 AM (qry2M)
whats the song that goes "ride, ride, let it ride" or sounds like it goes like that?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2015 12:04 AM (MTL4M)
Posted by: Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Hat at April 17, 2015 12:04 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Spot Prospect at April 17, 2015 12:04 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 17, 2015 12:04 AM (W5DcG)
Side 1 of Moving Pictures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbo-JjN9d00
Posted by: unrepentant mapleback at April 17, 2015 12:04 AM (t3VfB)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 12:05 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 17, 2015 12:05 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: 60''s dude on a barstool at April 17, 2015 12:06 AM (iIc6c)
224 215: Like a Hurricane. The Carrie Snodgrass biography, right?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 12:04 AM
*snort*
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 12:06 AM (PqGIo)
Posted by: puddleglum at April 17, 2015 12:06 AM (20X6f)
te vocent "lupa!", dum vivant.
Posted by: zombie Frank Herbert at April 17, 2015 12:07 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 17, 2015 12:07 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 17, 2015
8 Track CLICK
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 12:07 AM (PqGIo)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2015 12:08 AM (MTL4M)
TIME!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2015 11:43 PM (elbY7)
If only they used more cowbell.
Posted by: THE Bruce Dickenson at April 17, 2015 12:08 AM (RCZtM)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 12:08 AM (MDgS8)
Dark side of the moon
Posted by: Spot Prospect at April 17, 2015 12:08 AM (qry2M)
How are the oldsters doing? It's really scary when they take a hit 'cause they don't have as much runway to recover.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2015 11:54 PM (T1005)
My mom went to PT on Tuesday. They pushed her a little too hard, and
she was sore the next day. But my dad is up and around, and was banned
from work for a week so that he can heal and take care of Mom. (My
brother is his boss, so that ban *will* get enforced.)
Thanks of all the prayers, it's hard to believe that it's been less
than a week since we almost lost them given how well they're recovering.
Posted by: pookysgirl can almost walk at April 17, 2015 12:03 AM (MKXiS)
That was actually scarier than your thing. You can mom with a limp....but your mom and dad can't do grandparents from the ICU. I'm glad they're moving around.
And, frankly, if PT doesn't leave you sore the next day, it probably wasn't really PT.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 17, 2015 12:09 AM (T1005)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 17, 2015 12:09 AM (KCxzN)
he's still a dick though.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 12:09 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: puddleglum at April 17, 2015 12:09 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 12:09 AM (PqGIo)
Your picks for the Long Form, Horde?
Side 1 of Moving Pictures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbo-JjN9d00
Posted by: unrepentant mapleback at April 17, 2015 12:04 AM (t3VfB)
2112
Posted by: cthulhu at April 17, 2015 12:09 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 17, 2015 12:09 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: pookysgirl can almost walk at April 17, 2015 12:10 AM (MKXiS)
Your picks for the Long Form, Horde?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2015 11:58 PM (RzZOc)
Won't Get Fooled Again
Free Bird
Emminence Front
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 17, 2015 12:10 AM (+Fae7)
Wonder if she got an intern to create this or did some actually get paid big money for it?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2015 12:10 AM (2TN4k)
http://tinyurl.com/qcf8rmw
Posted by: Thrawn at April 16, 2015 11:58 PM (wZ2hu)
Our great and glorious leader does not want the optics like the evacuation of Saigon from the roof of the embassy to happen on HIS watch.
So he will sacrifice those Americans to his image instead.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2015 12:11 AM (t//F+)
Especially for an Aussie.
(jokes, I have only the greatest respect for our antipodean brethren, and would like to be introduced to Kylie Minogue, if they can manage it)
Posted by: unrepentant mapleback at April 17, 2015 12:11 AM (t3VfB)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 12:11 AM (ucDmr)
Allman Bros "Live at the Fillmore East"
Little Feat "Dixie Chicken"
Peaches could remind me of a few others.
Posted by: dartist at April 17, 2015 12:11 AM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 12:11 AM (PqGIo)
Let it Ride - BTO:
https://youtu.be/QmSXIOlN6mY
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 17, 2015 12:11 AM (UVfht)
Women Attempt to Draw Their Ideal Penis
The saddest thing? Judging by that 6 inch protractor, those are probably 18 x 24 pads.
If you're drawing to 1:1 ladies, prepare to be disappointed.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 17, 2015 12:11 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 12:11 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: Spot Prospect at April 17, 2015 12:12 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: pookysgirl can almost walk at April 17, 2015 12:10 AM (MKXiS)
Oooh, yeah! I remember when that album came out. Saw them at the Greek on that tour. I have never seen them out on a bad show.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 17, 2015 12:12 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 12:12 AM (PqGIo)
how about Honky Tonk Woman?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2015 12:13 AM (MTL4M)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 12:13 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: JROD at April 17, 2015 12:13 AM (wnwJC)
http://tinyurl.com/lkebr89 Fox News
But it's ISRAEL that's committing war crimes.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 12:14 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 17
Metric?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 12:14 AM (PqGIo)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 12:14 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: dartist at April 17, 2015 12:14 AM (ahBY0)
ELP, Karn Evil 9 or Pictures at an Exhibition.
One of the [many] highlights of our trip to Saint Petersburg was looking across at where Mussorgsky's Exhibition was held.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 17, 2015 12:14 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 17, 2015 12:09 AM
Well played.
Lido: Boz Scaggs good for drinkin and drivin. Don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 12:11 AM
The "Lido Shuffle" is a favorite & a classic
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 17, 2015 12:14 AM (KCxzN)
jukeboox standards-
"You've got another thing coming"- Judas Priest
"Candy-O" - the Cars
"Holiday"- Scorpions
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 17, 2015 12:15 AM (KlVdw)
Lido is another good call!
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2015 12:15 AM (MTL4M)
how about Honky Tonk Woman?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2015 12:13 AM (MTL4M)
I hate that fucking song with a passion. I would probably smash the juke box
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 12:15 AM (PqGIo)
Posted by: JROD at April 17, 2015 12:16 AM (wnwJC)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2015 12:16 AM (MTL4M)
Posted by: Zappa at April 17, 2015 12:16 AM (RCZtM)
Now then, an idea has occurred to me, and it's one for which I utterly lack the technological prowess to execute.
Some intrepid Hordeling might put together an online channel. Pandora, iHeart, etc.
The AoS Channel. Best of Barroom Juke, and a sub-channel of Long Form Favorites.
Take all of the tracks heretofore listed, and assemble them accordingly.
I think that after a year or so of additions and exposure, that it would be one hell of a great music source, and a rather highly trafficked site, withal.
Being under the AoS label, it'd likely be a decent revenue stream for the Ewok his own furry self.
I haven't the slightest idea of how to go about it, but I think it'd hit a target if someone DID.
What sayeth ye, Horde?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2015 12:17 AM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 17, 2015 12:17 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Tuna at April 17, 2015 12:17 AM (JSovD)
- transl. (I think): "let them call you 'bitch' as long as they live"
Somewhat paraphrased from that "oderint sum metuant" comment from Caligula
I probably got the Latin wrong (it's been awhile)
Anyway, goodnight Horde
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 17, 2015 12:17 AM (AVEe1)
Satisfaction.
Satisfaction came out just as I and another sailor were going from Great Lakes to the West Coast by car.
Probably one of the most distinctive leading riffs ever recorded.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 12:17 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: Soona at April 17, 2015 12:17 AM (pSlFV)
Just shoot it with your .45. Worked for me!
Posted by: Bubba at April 17, 2015 12:18 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Lauren at April 17, 2015 12:18 AM (MYCIw)
Good thing I didn't meet you guys and make that mistake. How goes it MH?
Posted by: dartist at April 17, 2015 12:18 AM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 12:18 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: JROD at April 17, 2015 12:19 AM (wnwJC)
I always liked to play Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison and Leader of the Pack when I was shooting pool for grocery money in the bar when I was in college.
Jukebox songs can be fun or a pain if someone is blue about a break up.
I always have appreciated a little AC/DC - Dirty Deeds or ShookMeAll Night Long
or Stones - rock and roll only, though, no f'in ballads
No Beatles, unless it's Baby You Can Drive My Car or something else upbeat.
Posted by: alamogordo at April 17, 2015 12:20 AM (69W82)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 12:20 AM (zRby/)
What sayeth ye, Horde?
****
One horde member is getting tired of song title after song title requests for posts. I am out. Have fun with this y'all.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 17, 2015 12:20 AM (cIoI4)
Concrete Blonde, 'Joey'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 17, 2015 12:20 AM (Wvadc)
La Grange
Posted by: Spot Prospect at April 17, 2015 12:20 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Rolling Stones at April 17, 2015 12:21 AM (rhjQp)
A shitty day. But the ONT is smoothing things out.
How are you this fine evening?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 12:21 AM (PqGIo)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 17, 2015 12:21 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 17, 2015 12:22 AM (UVfht)
Piano Man, of course.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2015 12:22 AM (MTL4M)
they were pop and then some head music.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 12:20 AM (zRby/)
Whatevs
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 12:22 AM (PqGIo)
Posted by: JROD at April 17, 2015 12:22 AM (wnwJC)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 12:22 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 12:23 AM (ucDmr)
What about the song about loving that dirty water?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2015 12:23 AM (MTL4M)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 17, 2015 12:23 AM (T1005)
The Beatles were never really rock and roll.
they were pop and then some head music.
This^^^^.
The Beatles couldn't rock out.
They were oobla dee oobla daa.
Pure pop. When they tried to rock out it was that Helter Skelter wannabe crap.
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 12:23 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: delurk at April 17, 2015 12:24 AM (+Kvaq)
297 if you really want to light up the mood via the juke box, drop a quarter for Warren Zevon's "My Shit's Fucked Up"
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 17, 2015 12
The things that use to work
Don't work no more.
Zevons live Werewolves of London from Stand In The Fire just simply rocks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 12:24 AM (PqGIo)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 12:24 AM (MDgS8)
I heard that album came out in 73 and got played smooth in Germany with a bunch of good hash. Don't ask.
Posted by: dartist at April 17, 2015 12:24 AM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2015 12:23 AM (MTL4M)
Interestingly enough it's called Dirty Water.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 12:25 AM (zRby/)
Hubby is hunting turkey this weekend up in the Sacramento Mtns.
I really hope he gets one - he got a hen last fall hunt, in the spring can only take toms. I heard a rumor there's bird flu in the turkeys in the Midwest, so at least we will have a Thanksgiving bird if he gets one, if the Midwest birds are flued out.
Posted by: alamogordo at April 17, 2015 12:25 AM (69W82)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 17, 2015 12:25 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2015 12:25 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 17, 2015 12:25 AM (Wvadc)
Posted by: delurk at April 17, 2015 12:25 AM (+Kvaq)
Posted by: Spot Prospect at April 17, 2015 12:26 AM (qry2M)
anything by Skynrd?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2015 12:26 AM (MTL4M)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 12:26 AM (ucDmr)
THE most overrated song EVER!!!!!
Which is a shame cause they did so much that was so much better and showcased their strengths.
I DESPISE that song.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 12:27 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2015 12:25 AM (FMbng)
Heh. We seem to be posting what we like, & then commenting on what will make us destroy the jukebox. Aka anything by rush
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 17, 2015 12:28 AM (Vm8WO)
How are you this fine evening?
I'm good sir, thanks. The ONT is a good place to Get Yer Ya Ya's Out. Oh wait, that's
Posted by: dartist at April 17, 2015 12:28 AM (ahBY0)
310 La Grange
I heard that album came out in 73 and got played smooth in Germany with a bunch of good hash. Don't ask.
Posted by: dartist at April 17, 2015 12:24 AM (ahBY0)
The only good thing to come from Afganistan, hash
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 12:28 AM (PqGIo)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2015 12:25 AM (FMbng)
Barroom Jukebox tunes
plus also
Long form or album sides
Posted by: Spot Prospect at April 17, 2015 12:28 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 12:29 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Roy Scheider at April 17, 2015 12:29 AM (Wvadc)
The next iPhone will have an aroma transmission app.
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 17, 2015 12:29 AM (JBQXf)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 12:29 AM (OsWis)
I'm good sir, thanks. The ONT is a good place to Get Yer Ya Ya's Out. Oh wait, that's
Posted by: dartist at April 17, 2015
I suppose you're paying $4500 to see the Stones in Milwaukee in June?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 12:29 AM (PqGIo)
THE most overrated song EVER!!!!!
Bitter Clinger -- couldn't agree more.
Like "Money" by Floyd.
Their most boring song is what everyone remembers them by.
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 12:29 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 12:30 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: JROD at April 17, 2015 12:30 AM (wnwJC)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 12:31 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 17, 2015 12:32 AM (JBQXf)
Posted by: Rock & Roll Hoochie Koo at April 17, 2015 12:32 AM (Wvadc)
I like the Zeppelin LP Presence
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 12:32 AM (PqGIo)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 12:32 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: dartist at April 17, 2015 12:33 AM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Rock & Roll Hoochie Koo at April 17, 2015 12:33 AM (Wvadc)
Posted by: Tuna at April 17, 2015 12:33 AM (JSovD)
Posted by: JROD at April 17, 2015 12:33 AM (wnwJC)
Yeah
Posted by: Spot Prospect at April 17, 2015 12:33 AM (qry2M)
No. but who cares? I make em up as it goes along.
More fun that way.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 12:34 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 12:34 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 17, 2015 12:34 AM (JBQXf)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 17, 2015 12:36 AM (xB02t)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2015 12:36 AM (MTL4M)
But isn't Churchill an "old, dead, white guy?"
Ditto every Roman?
Greek?
OT writer?
We should begin anew with the Castros, Fidel and Raoul.
Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 17, 2015 12:36 AM (GJWxV)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 17, 2015 12:36 AM (xB02t)
Posted by: Tuna at April 17, 2015 12:36 AM (JSovD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2015 12:36 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 17, 2015 12:36 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 17, 2015 12:37 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 17, 2015 12:37 AM (GJWxV)
And looking up Raider Nation news.
If that make me a motherfucking hood, gangbanger, etc...so be it.
And yeah, I have lurked enough to see what some of the 'horde think of folks like me.
They can eat a big, fat, dick.
Fuck. Them.
Content. Not color.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 12:37 AM (OsWis)
I'm listening to Closer Than Friends by Surface
https://tinyurl.com/nneu5xf
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 12:29 AM (OsWis)
Very nice -- and old skul. Subtle.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 17, 2015 12:37 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 12:37 AM (ucDmr)
They stopped making chart toppers in about '73 or so.
Every band hits the back side of the slope. some make it to the next peak and some don't.
some don't deserve one or the other.
LZ made history and then history moved on.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 12:38 AM (zRby/)
Zevons live Werewolves of London from Stand In The Fire just simply rocks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
His early 80s touring band was just so tight:
Warren Zevon - Full Concert - 10/01/82 - Capitol Theatre
https://youtu.be/B3JmtMCJ0ok?t=45m15s
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 17, 2015 12:38 AM (kdS6q)
When's the last time you been in a restaurant with one of those little jukeboxes at each booth?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2015 12:38 AM (MTL4M)
Hi Ya crazy bastards!! How is the not?? Me, just s little drunk
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 17, 2015 12:36 AM (xB02t)
Lou's!!!! How the hell are ya?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 17, 2015 12:39 AM (T1005)
I do not like Stevie Ray.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2015 12:36 AM (MTL4M)
Even worse, I don't like Stevie Wonder.
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 17, 2015 12:39 AM (JBQXf)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 12:39 AM (ucDmr)
I'm listening to RB
And looking up Raider Nation news.
If that make me a motherfucking hood, gangbanger, etc...so be it.
And yeah, I have lurked enough to see what some of the 'horde think of folks like me.
They can eat a big, fat, dick.
Fuck. Them.
Content. Not color.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 12:37 AM (OsWis)
What?!?!?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 17, 2015 12:40 AM (T1005)
THE most overrated song EVER!!!!!
Which is a shame cause they did so much that was so much better and showcased their strengths...
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 12:27 AM
"Stairway" is a great song, albeit overrated. (Full disclosure: I'm in the Team "Freebird" camp)
Bestest Zep EVAH! is "When The Levy Breaks".
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 17, 2015 12:40 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 12:40 AM (OsWis)
The Beatles couldn't rock out.
They were oobla dee oobla daa.
Pure pop. When they tried to rock out it was that Helter Skelter wannabe crap.
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 12:23 AM (MDgS
Maybe, maybe not. George Harrison said years later that they were at their best as a rock & roll band in Hamburg, before they hit it big.
Posted by: rickl at April 17, 2015 12:40 AM (sdi6R)
calm down francis. half the stuff people say here is tongue in cheek.
the other is bullshit.
No worries.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 12:40 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 12:40 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: unrepentant mapleback at April 17, 2015 12:41 AM (t3VfB)
It's been forever.
Posted by: Tuna at April 17, 2015 12:42 AM (JSovD)
Posted by: JROD at April 17, 2015 12:42 AM (wnwJC)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 12:42 AM (OsWis)
I'm pretty sure whoever he was talking to didn't want to hear me in the next stall.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 16, 2015 11:29 PM (+Fae7)
That's when you re-enact the "Who does Number. Two. Work. For." scene from Austin Powers....
Posted by: Grabthar's Hammer at April 17, 2015 12:42 AM (Edob3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 17, 2015 12:43 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 12:37 AM (ucDmr)
Well yeah, but I only know metal and classical. I have a very narrow focus.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2015 12:43 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 12:43 AM (OsWis)
Best Led Zep song is "Been a Long Time Since I Rocked and Rolled"
Love the drum intro
And Levee breaks
/pedant
Just cuz I live where there's a levee
Posted by: alamogordo at April 17, 2015 12:43 AM (69W82)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 17, 2015 12:43 AM (JBQXf)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 12:44 AM (OsWis)
Longer than I can remember.
Posted by: dartist at April 17, 2015 12:44 AM (ahBY0)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 17, 2015 12:44 AM (xB02t)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 12:37 AM (OsWis)
Nah, just a plain 'ol thug, lol.
J used to take me to Raider games when they played down here. We used to bet on how many rows the guys fighting at the top of the stadium would roll down. Good times!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 17, 2015 12:44 AM (Vm8WO)
Chill, soldier! After all, it's all pink on the inside, right?
oooopssss.
/sexistknuckledragger
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2015 12:45 AM (RzZOc)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/q3vs3ns
That is all. That is sufficient.
May the Lord bless thee and keep thee. My He make his face shineth unto thee, and give thee peace. In Jesus Christ our Lord we pray...
Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 17, 2015 12:45 AM (GJWxV)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 12:45 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 12:42 AM (OsWis)
See. There's your problem right there.
It's not YOU, it's THEM.
I did/do the same thing.
Now I show up just to fcuk with them.
You can too!
Be a member of the Fcuk With the Day Time Morons Club.
All it takes is some snark and a thick skin.
And being able to temporarily suspend your Asshole Alert Meter.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 12:45 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: Rock & Roll Hoochie Koo at April 17, 2015 12:45 AM (Wvadc)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 12:45 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 12:46 AM (OsWis)
Don't remind me.
Posted by: Tony Soprano selects some Journey at April 17, 2015 12:46 AM (t3VfB)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 17, 2015 12:43 AM (UVfht)
You taunted happy fun ball, didnt you?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 17, 2015 12:46 AM (Vm8WO)
I like Brown Eyed Girl, cuz I is one, but I guess old Van he hates playing it anymore, but heck with him, I have good memories, and records (yes, actual LPs) so he can play something else in concert I guess.
And whomever mentioned La Grange upthread,
I LOVES me some ZZ!
Posted by: alamogordo at April 17, 2015 12:46 AM (69W82)
Posted by: dartist at April 17, 2015 12:46 AM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 12:47 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Tattoo Ewe For the Year of the Sheep at April 17, 2015 12:47 AM (YvN+i)
Posted by: delurk at April 17, 2015 12:47 AM (+Kvaq)
Blanco, you must change all the punctuation to pixy approved.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2015 12:47 AM (MTL4M)
My skin is pretty fucking thick.
It's all a matter of giving a fuck.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 12:48 AM (OsWis)
I believe those errors have something to do with character sets.
Play with your settings and you may find one that fits.
I've had problems pasting and getting those errors.
Until I changed my default character set.
Something got changed during the latest upgrade.
*snerk* upgrade?! *snerk* hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 12:48 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: dartist at April 17, 2015 12:48 AM (ahBY0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 12:48 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 17, 2015 12:49 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: or has someone lied to me through song? at April 17, 2015 12:49 AM (t3VfB)
-You do not look them in the eye.
-You walk to the other side of the street.
...and most importantly:
-You do not wear a cat suit into the doghouse.
Posted by: Jim Rome at April 17, 2015 12:49 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: rickl at April 17, 2015 12:49 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 12:48 AM (zRby/)
Huh huh huh
Posted by: Beavis & Butthead at April 17, 2015 12:50 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 12:50 AM (ucDmr)
Then out spake brave Horatius,
The Captain of the Gate:
"To every man upon this earth
Death cometh soon or late.
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers,
And the temples of his gods.
He (Churchill) was also very fond of the works of Arthur Hugh Clough, in particular the poem "Say Not the Struggle Naught Availeth", which ends with the words But westward, look, the land is bright!
Posted by: A. Guy at April 17, 2015 12:51 AM (nyHxK)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2015 12:52 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 12:52 AM (PqGIo)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 12:48 AM (OsWis)
Taking life too seriously can be tiring.
Best to do what the zen buddhists do; Care but don't care care.
Don't get slack and never let them see you sweat.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 12:52 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 12:53 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 12:53 AM (ucDmr)
Been a long time
Been a long time
Been a long
Lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely ti --iiiime
Awesome fucking rock...
yeh..
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 12:53 AM (MDgS8)
And for what it's worth, you don't seem quite drunk enough to recover from Daywalker contamination.
You need moar Val U Rite, ma'am. Much more.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2015 12:54 AM (RzZOc)
Okay, what songs Do You Never play at a barroom jukebox?
1. Knights In White Satin
2. Dust In The Wind
3. Islands In The Stream by Dolly
4. Anythng by Madoona
5. Boy bands, all.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2015 12:54 AM (MTL4M)
Posted by: dartist at April 17, 2015 12:54 AM (ahBY0)
Carl Sandberg, Fleas
Adam had'em.
Posted by: Landru! at April 17, 2015 12:54 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 12:55 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: Landru! at April 17, 2015 12:55 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 12:55 AM (ucDmr)
"Then out spake brave Horatius,
The Captain of the Gate:
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh soon or late.
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers,
And the temples of his gods"
Shortly thereafter, Col. Dan McCook was leading his regiment over the top of the confederate breastworks when he was shot through the lung, and died. For the courage he displayed, he was appointed as a full Brigadier General, posthumously.
No death is to be cheered, but that was a true soldier's death if there ever was one.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 17, 2015 12:55 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 17, 2015 12:55 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 12:55 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 17, 2015 12:55 AM (JBQXf)
Posted by: Fox2! at April 17, 2015 12:56 AM (brIR5)
I have joes that are still active duty.
They call me and email me for advice when it comes to NCO stuff.
They're dealing with shit that even I didn't have to deal with.
So yeah, it's pretty fucking easy to blow it off, but these NCOs are responsible for training the troops.
I knew these NCOs when they were privates.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 12:56 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Bawney Frank at April 17, 2015 12:56 AM (Ze/uu)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 17, 2015 12:39 AM (JBQXf)
Ray Charles put on a good show in the day
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 12:57 AM (PqGIo)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 17, 2015 12:57 AM (xB02t)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 16, 2015 11:33 PM (KlVdw)
Amalgamated
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2015 12:57 AM (qbXOf)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 12:57 AM (OsWis)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2015 12:54 AM (RzZOc)
Ok, watch out. Once you're loopy, they're going to try to get you to calibrate the webcam. In your shower.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 17, 2015 12:57 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 12:53 AM (ucDmr)
Very true. Its amazing how some bands are so member dependent that losing any one of them will change the band forever.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2015 12:58 AM (FMbng)
Papa Basura was a Raiders fan.
Sorry, that's not actually helping, is it?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 17, 2015 12:58 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 12:58 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Tattoo Ewe For the Year of the Sheep at April 17, 2015 12:58 AM (YvN+i)
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 17, 2015 12:57 AM (Vm8WO)
In the undying word(s) of Andrew Breitbart: So?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 12:58 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015
God has a peculiar sense of humor.
So many of the artists I enjoy are dead.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 12:59 AM (PqGIo)
Teasing it with bacon is a bad idea?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 17, 2015 12:55 AM (UVfht)
I would think so. Seriously, it's bad to tease almost everybody with bacon.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 17, 2015 12:59 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: delurk at April 17, 2015 12:47 AM
Hells yes! Play "Momma Tried" by Merle Haggard & everyone is good friends. Play anything from Tim McGraw (or any of the other metrosexual "country people), & we'll have (short & ugly) words
Of course, if you're offering up "Eddie Rabbitt", you're probably as "old school" as I am...
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 17, 2015 12:59 AM (KCxzN)
...Have A Drink on Me.
*cheers!*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 12:55 AM (16bOT)
Oooh, body shots?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 17, 2015 01:00 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 01:00 AM (MDgS8)
437 Win, lose or tie...Raiders til I die.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015
That's cool
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 01:00 AM (PqGIo)
Funny, that's what the dog said.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 17, 2015 01:01 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2015 01:01 AM (RzZOc)
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 17, 2015 01:00 AM (Vm8WO)
God Bless us.
...every one.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:01 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 17, 2015 01:02 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: JEM at April 17, 2015 01:02 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 01:02 AM (PqGIo)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 01:03 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 01:03 AM (MDgS8)
Humans notoriously will let you down. Always and ever.
Find your reasons within yourself. For you and no one else.
If someone does care and does appreciate what you do and who you are then it's a plus.
Never rely on outside sources for justification.
Tomorrow's another day and another and another and they will end all too soon.
Don't waste them being angry or feeling hurt.
If you do then the bastards have won and they don't deserve to.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 01:03 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: dartist at April 17, 2015 01:03 AM (ahBY0)
"Long Tall Woman in a Black Dress". Hollies
"All Right Now" Free
And finally " Magic Carpet Ride" and "Born to be Wild". Steppenwolf
Posted by: Tuna at April 17, 2015 01:04 AM (JSovD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 01:04 AM (PqGIo)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 01:04 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 01:04 AM (RQ2Z6)
Humans notoriously will let you down. Always and ever.
Find your reasons within yourself. For you and no one else.
Word. Fucking word.
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 01:04 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015
God has a peculiar sense of humor.
So many of the artists I enjoy are dead.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2015 12:59 AM (PqGIo)
Isn't that the truth. There is a long running joke me and one of my old guitar players had.
He had tickets to see skynard, they crashed.
He had tickets to see ozzy, Randy Rhoads dies.
He had tickets for zeppelin, the drummer dies.
I said to him will you please buy some fucking Michael Jackson tickets??!!!
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2015 01:04 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Grabthar's Hammer at April 17, 2015 12:42 AM (Edob3)
I tried to hold it as long as I could, but there was a little cramping, so no such luck.
Ended up like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zs_KmzHZUU
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 17, 2015 01:05 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 17, 2015 01:05 AM (JBQXf)
...every one.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:01 AM (16bOT)
"You're such a dork."
extra bonus points if you know where and who that quote (which came after someone said what you just said) came from.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 01:05 AM (zRby/)
Doesn't sound healthy.
Posted by: dartist at April 17, 2015 01:03 AM (ahBY0)
Want to bet they are sharing space with the Snuke?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 17, 2015 01:05 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 01:05 AM (RQ2Z6)
Kenny Stabler led the team that made us stand up and cheer.
That era of Raiders was as if a violent biker gang took a wrong turn into the stadium, and lined up in the three point stance.
Hell, they were so rowdy, my beer reached over and opened another beer.
That brand of football hasn't been seen since, and will now never be seen again.
THOSE Raiders, are the Raiders Forever team.
Salllll UTTTE!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2015 01:06 AM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 01:06 AM (ucDmr)
Heh. The site/parent company lost something like 6 million dollars when their various sites were obsessively covering GamerGate (supporting the SJW side, 'natch). 'Nother brick in the wall!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2015 01:06 AM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 01:07 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 01:07 AM (zRby/)
Seriously.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 01:04 AM (OsWis)
Didn't you cut one in half with a SAW?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2015 01:08 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 12:58 AM (OsWis)
NFL doesn't have ties anymore, right?
Posted by: Donovan McNabb at April 17, 2015 01:08 AM (+Fae7)
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2015 01:04 AM (FMbng)
So it was done. And children of questionable parentage The World Over thank your friend to this day.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:08 AM (16bOT)
Seriously.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 01:04 AM (OsWis)
Yep. First hand story of VERY decorated Marine "running around screaming like a little girl" when one got in the tent early in the war.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 17, 2015 01:08 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 17, 2015 12:49 AM (KCxzN)
Which should always be followed immediately by Junior Brown's "Highway Patrol". In hot pursuit, as it were.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55I5vuVKMfU
Posted by: rickl at April 17, 2015 01:09 AM (sdi6R)
Asking for a friend, of course.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2015 01:09 AM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 01:04 AM (RQ2Z6)
It's mean to get NCJ's hopes up like that.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 17, 2015 01:09 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Tuna at April 17, 2015 01:09 AM (JSovD)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:08 AM (16bOT)
Well he didn't buy that ticket, so we had to wait 20 years. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2015 01:09 AM (FMbng)
Getting tangled in their webs in some dark crawl space?
not so much.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 01:09 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:10 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 17, 2015 01:10 AM (xB02t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 17, 2015 01:11 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 17, 2015 01:11 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 17, 2015 01:10 AM (xB02t)
Sounds like an upscale pizza joint.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2015 01:11 AM (FMbng)
-Posted by: lou's a girl at April 17, 2015 01:10 AM (xB02t)
I'm guessing, (blindly), that it is Blanco Basura's Father.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:12 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:12 AM (16bOT)
I went nuts one time over a mouse that kept rattling around and keeping me awake.
Shot it with a .38 revolver.
Afterwards I realized what a STUPID fcuking thing that was to do given where I did it.
NOT. COOL.
I understood then how sometimes you just lose it and am less judgmental about certain cases of that happening to others.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 01:13 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 01:13 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 17, 2015 01:13 AM (xB02t)
That's besides the point.
Wasting ammo on a spider is fucked up.
Especially one the size of a face hugger.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 01:13 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 17, 2015 01:13 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Tattoo Ewe For the Year of the Sheep at April 17, 2015 01:14 AM (YvN+i)
Who's worried about NCJ. I'm getting my own hopes up. Magic number is 149!
When the whitsux won the series a few years back, hardly an overturned car. Should the Cubs win one the north side will look a bit worse than Dresden in March of 45
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 01:14 AM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 01:14 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 01:14 AM (OsWis)
cooth,
not you. Unfortunately, I have strayed to the daywalker threads...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 12:42 AM (OsWis)
....well, that's your first problem....
Posted by: cthulhu at April 17, 2015 01:15 AM (T1005)
There was a biker around here named Tuna in the old days that ran the Outlaws. Good to see you breathin air brother.
Posted by: dartist at April 17, 2015 01:15 AM (ahBY0)
I'm not familiar with the area. Would that be an improvement?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 17, 2015 01:15 AM (UVfht)
There'll be heart attacks up and down Clark street the day that happens.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 01:16 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: Arson Wells at April 17, 2015 01:16 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 17, 2015 01:16 AM (xB02t)
Gawker writers unionizing
Posted by: Darth Randall
Amalgamated BroOtherhood of Illiterate Assholes?
Posted by: Alberta Oil
Close. Writers Guild. Long time Wobblies clueless about economic reality. Gawker let them raise the Red Banner on their site:
http://tinyurl.com/pjyu22v
Hope they screw the Gawk till it Squawks.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 17, 2015 01:16 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 17, 2015 01:17 AM (xB02t)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:17 AM (16bOT)
Only if they don't mend their ways.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 01:18 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 01:18 AM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 01:19 AM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 01:19 AM (ucDmr)
I leave when the spiders go after one-another. I don't need to get any venom on my nicely starched shirts.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:19 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 01:21 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 17, 2015 01:21 AM (xB02t)
-Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 01:19 AM (ucDmr)
I was watching baseball. Have been all week. Tending to Fantasy Leagues and such. My "busy time".
Jukebox? The Black Crowes. All Of It. All Of Them. All Of The Times.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:21 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:22 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 17, 2015 01:22 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 17, 2015 01:22 AM (UVfht)
Shot it with a .38 revolver.
Afterwards I realized what a STUPID fcuking thing that was to do given where I did it.
NOT. COOL.
I understood then how sometimes you just lose it and am less judgmental about certain cases of that happening to others.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 17, 2015 01:13 AM (zRby/)
I did that with a mole in the garage. There was something eating a hole in the plastic garbage bags, and I couldn't figure out wtf was doing it.
My brother was over, and we were remodeling my bathroom. He steps out into the garage to cut something and he says holy shit there is a mouse in your garbage.
I look outside and sure enough, the fucker was running around inside the bag. I could see the dark mass running around in the white bag. I grabbed this pos single shot shotgun with a long ass barrel and a skeet load, and BOOM. The funny part was the bag expanded for a split second, like somebody hooked it up to a 500psi air compressor, and when the bag relaxed it spit out a half of mouse which landed right into a small cardboard box sitting next to the bag.
My brother says, you frigging missed it right?
I said no, go look in the box. He looks in and says ewww that's a gruesome episode. The whole back half of the mouse was missing.
yeah wasn't very smart seeing the Harley was only 2 feet away. Was funny when I first did it though. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2015 01:22 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 01:23 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: dartist at April 17, 2015 01:23 AM (ahBY0)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:23 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 17, 2015 01:23 AM (JBQXf)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 17, 2015 12:59 AM (KCxzN)
"Drivin' My Life Away" crossed over pretty solidly into the pop charts, too, IIRC.
You know, a lot of classic country really rocks out. Listen to "Movin' On" by Hank Snow, and tell me it wouldn't have been a rock and roll hit if it had been covered by the Stones, for example.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2015 01:23 AM (qbXOf)
Isn't that the truth. There is a long running joke me and one of my old guitar players had.
He had tickets to see skynard, they crashed.
He had tickets to see ozzy, Randy Rhoads dies.
He had tickets for zeppelin, the drummer dies.
I said to him will you please buy some fucking Michael Jackson tickets??!!!
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2015 01:04 AM (FMbng)
We are like that at Vegas shows.
We go see Seigfried and Roy, couple weeks later, Roy gets kittyloved.
We go see Danny Ganz, he dies a few weeks later.
We're out in Vegas, Entwistle dies.
One positive, we got to talk a bit to Elton John at a restaurant we were in the night before he was announced doing a bunch of shows out there.
Oh, and my dad got tickets to see Elvis in Roanoke that was scheduled to happen but he died a couple of weeks before the show.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 17, 2015 01:24 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:24 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Arson Wells at April 17, 2015 01:24 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 17, 2015 01:25 AM (T1005)
The astute will note that I did not offer Bloodrock's classic "D.O.A." as a juke-box suggestion
youtube.com/watch?v=mwyg2YpxdrE
tomorrow night, mi amigos
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 17, 2015 01:25 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:26 AM (16bOT)
...I sneezed.
Laid-up three days because of a dusty rag. Go figure.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:28 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ConserativeMonster, Rabid Puppy at April 17, 2015 01:28 AM (+2//H)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:28 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: extra at April 17, 2015 01:29 AM (XmIc9)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 01:30 AM (ucDmr)
She lasted 4 days. But it taught her about poverty and such, guys.
Posted by: Lauren at April 17, 2015 01:30 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Arson Wells at April 17, 2015 01:24 AM (UnJ7w)
Do you remember that frigging hipster douchebag during the occupy protests that worked at some chicken place. He said something like "well the boss has to understand that he has to share power, and he'll have to give up some of his power."
I couldn't believe the fucking gall that little piss ant had.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2015 01:31 AM (FMbng)
Speaking of long jams, here is the Bremen Radio version of Kraftwerk's "Ruckzuck":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72SmgSC56ek
It's very different from most of their stuff, even the original version of "Ruckzuck".
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 17, 2015 01:32 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:32 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Arson Wells at April 17, 2015 01:32 AM (UnJ7w)
Fuck it start your own business and make more money. I hope the fuckers over at Gawker learn the hard way.
Posted by: Arson Wells
What -- start your own business? On the internet!?!
Unheard of.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 17, 2015 01:33 AM (kdS6q)
I have a nasty-assed cough and apparently I am seriously contagious. Please don't inhale anything I write.
Posted by: jc at April 17, 2015 01:33 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 01:34 AM (ucDmr)
A puzzled Hun scratches his head, wonders why he lost two wars in a row, and presumably takes solace in his Siemens/Porsche/VW stock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoHgSLp19YE
Posted by: Rule Britannia at April 17, 2015 01:34 AM (t3VfB)
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2015 01:31 AM (FMbng)
NO SHIT! Then gimme 40K and you can have 1/5 of "The Say".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:34 AM (16bOT)
-Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 01:34 AM (ucDmr)
I haven't showered. It is upsetting their delicate sensibilities. In their defense, the deodorant is a little worn.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:36 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: extra at April 17, 2015 01:36 AM (XmIc9)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 17, 2015 01:37 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Lauren at April 17, 2015 01:37 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: extra at April 17, 2015 01:37 AM (XmIc9)
The back is okay, cooth. Had a bad few days a few weeks ago. I went and did something stupid to mess it up.
...I sneezed.
Laid-up three days because of a dusty rag. Go figure.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:28 AM (16bOT)
Oftentimes, it's not the stuff you see coming that fucks you up.....
Posted by: cthulhu at April 17, 2015 01:37 AM (T1005)
Posted by: extra at April 17, 2015 01:38 AM (XmIc9)
533 Wow. All this bar music and not one J.Geils songs? Love stinks.
Centerfold. They sing that?
Posted by: Arson Wells at April 17, 2015 01:32 AM (UnJ7w)
====there's a song on the Love Stinks album that includes the lyrics "face down in the river, two lawyers in black ......." Always liked that song.
https://youtu.be/SupYskUN8HE
Posted by: jc at April 17, 2015 01:38 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:38 AM (16bOT)
Some of us just are not paying attention. Kind of like having the ONT as background noise. Then you just catch random comments and try to make sense out of it all.
Like sitting in a crowded restaurant.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 01:39 AM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: extra at April 17, 2015 01:38 AM (XmIc9)
Shit, these days I'm not liking many American bands in general.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2015 01:39 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:39 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 01:41 AM (ucDmr)
Like sitting in a crowded restaurant.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 01:39 AM (RQ2Z6)
That's pretty much SOP for me every night.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2015 01:41 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:41 AM (16bOT)
-Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 01:41 AM (ucDmr)
*HAH!* I think whatever he is made of is just melting.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:42 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 01:43 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Arson Wells at April 17, 2015 01:43 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 01:44 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 01:45 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 17, 2015 01:47 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 01:47 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Arson Wells at April 17, 2015 01:48 AM (UnJ7w)
Aside from C/W, that's where the music is these days.
"Pop" is every bit as awful as "Rap", in terms of MUSIC. The average pop singer would give a better performance by vocalizing while being fed into a wood chipper, feet first.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2015 01:48 AM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Arson Wells at April 17, 2015 01:52 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: I wonder if the ponytail chick's bf scored that night at April 17, 2015 01:52 AM (t3VfB)
Posted by: I wonder if the ponytail chick's bf scored that night at April 17, 2015 01:53 AM (t3VfB)
Posted by: Arson Wells at April 17, 2015 01:53 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Arson Wells at April 17, 2015 01:55 AM (UnJ7w)
Growing up it was all Motown and 70's Lite Rock. Mom was The Master of the Airwaves in the car and at home, because Dad didn't give a shit. Late 70's, Early 80's it was Country.
I got my first stereo/LP/cassette player when I was 12. 1983 was a weird year to start listening to whatever I wanted.
Hard Rock, R&B, some rap, mainly Top 40 until I was about seventeen, (198
. Then It Was All Over...
Beer & Metal, whatever the 90's was, (forgot about five years' worth of the mess I was in), and then sports talk radio, Howard Stern...
*boom* 9/11.
-Conservative Talk Radio.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 02:02 AM (16bOT)
There weren't many bands that could fill stadiums anymore, but U2 was one of the last of 'em.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 02:05 AM (16bOT)
(Might not be last five years, but close.)
You'll be impressed.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at April 17, 2015 02:05 AM (1lSBw)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 02:06 AM (16bOT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fmCoUjOMXU
Posted by: even if I didn't think the Bond song was all that at April 17, 2015 02:12 AM (t3VfB)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 02:15 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: extra at April 17, 2015 02:17 AM (XmIc9)
http://tinyurl.com/q9c88on
Vehicles of the ? 653rd Heavy Tank destroyer Battalion? Wehrmact, surrendering in April of 45
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 02:17 AM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 02:23 AM (RQ2Z6)
I'd hit it.
Posted by: Ordnance QF 17-pounder at April 17, 2015 02:23 AM (t3VfB)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 02:24 AM (16bOT)
LoL
If you hit the front, a 17pdr might make a scratch. The sides might penetrate depending on where you hit. The rear was much more vulnerable. Even a bazooka round could knock one out from the rear.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 02:26 AM (RQ2Z6)
I never liked them all that much. But they were coming to town, so I threw a party at a local Hotel, and when tickets went on sale, we were INSIDE the mall (where the Ticketmaster was) while everyone else was camping outside.
We were third in line, got awesome seats. December of '88 -the bodeans opened for them... The best concert I've ever been to, hands down.
*BTW, I ate moer mushrooms that night than any four people should in a week!
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at April 17, 2015 02:30 AM (0gpQT)
I gotta pome or two to sell.
Words of Love half off today.
Limericks to give away.
Discount doggerel absurd.
Epic sagas, buck per word.
This one is a freebee though,
To advertise, 'cause traffic's slow.
Posted by: Haggard Hagrid's Haggis House - breakfast anytime at April 17, 2015 02:39 AM (V0CWC)
Vehicles of the ? 653rd Heavy Tank destroyer Battalion...
Video captions say 512th ... and the vehicles are indeed Jagdtigers. Film of these vehicles is not common. I wonder if Anna has seen this footage.
Posted by: Arbalest at April 17, 2015 02:41 AM (FlRtG)
I'm looking at the costume for the villain (or one anyway) with the lightsaber hilt, and I can't help but think of her bounty hunter get-up from RotJ and how literally anyone could be wearing that and we'd be none the wiser.
Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2015 02:41 AM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: sail on sliver girl at April 17, 2015 02:43 AM (t3VfB)
Posted by: sail on sliver girl at April 17, 2015 02:44 AM (t3VfB)
Yeah, I corrected it. 653 and 512 were the only units to be issued the PzJgr VI.
653 ended the war farther north near Remagen.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 02:44 AM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: otho at April 17, 2015 02:47 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Hawker Typhoon at April 17, 2015 02:48 AM (t3VfB)
Making the brain function even worse than normal.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 02:49 AM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: otho at April 17, 2015 02:51 AM (tBSrv)
-Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 02:49 AM (RQ2Z6)
You should take JadgpanzerVI after meals. Please read the labels for your own safety.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 02:51 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Adriane the Logic Problem Critic ... at April 17, 2015 02:51 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Nürburgring courseworkers at April 17, 2015 02:55 AM (t3VfB)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 02:55 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 02:56 AM (MDgS8)
All they did was read, and study, and debate, and stuff.
Posted by: Zephyer Springhill at April 17, 2015 02:56 AM (1nnIY)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2015 02:56 AM (MDgS8)
Looks like its off to the Doctors Office asap. Im looking like a pin cusion with all these blood spots.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 03:00 AM (RQ2Z6)
& etc....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2015 11:36 PM (kgisg)
You really aren't a man if you don't like Robert Service.
There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.
& etc.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 17, 2015 03:07 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 17, 2015 03:09 AM (T1005)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 17, 2015 03:10 AM (+YMhA)
Music peaked in '67/'68 -- it's been downhill ever since.
Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2015 03:11 AM (K4YiS)
Oh Mickey you're so fine....!!!
Are you saying that was not a classic???
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 03:17 AM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2015 03:11 AM
I blame it on the absence of Mickey Dolenz.... Eh, I'd extend it a few years till the back end of the 80's. There was still great sounds, but it was "underground" indie stuff that carried the torch in the 80's.
Posted by: otho at April 17, 2015 03:22 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 03:29 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 03:30 AM (OsWis)
I'll throw out:
Joe Jackson
Steely Dan
Blues in general got pretty good again in the 80's, but you had to look for it.
Locally, we had The Waxing Poetics - should've gone mainstream, btw.
Music didn't totally suck - just the taste of the masses.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at April 17, 2015 03:33 AM (z8+9E)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 03:33 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at April 17, 2015 03:33 AM (z8+9E)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 03:34 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 03:35 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 03:40 AM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at April 17, 2015 03:41 AM (z8+9E)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 03:42 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: otho
Posted by: SMFH
Posted by: chi's sandwIch
You-all, en masse, are simply demonstrating the old theory that people tend to only like the music they grew up with in their teens and twenties, and are endlessly affectionate toward it, while condemnatory of all other eras.
People who were in their teens and twenties in the '70s and '80s will generally declare music from that era as the only music worth listening to.
My grandfather insisted that Dixieland was the only music of any quality ever made. My mother swears up and down that Nat King Cole and Ella Fitzgerald are the apogee of musical perfection. My older sister will literally punch you if you deny the supremacy of Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath. And any random 15 year-old will tell you that Miley Cyrus and some random rapper are the best ever.
I seem to be of that rare breed who seek out and appreciate music from any era, even if I never personally "experienced" that era when I was in my impressionable years. There's a whole universe of music out there that just about everyone misses out on, because they don't think of it as "their" music.
Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2015 03:45 AM (K4YiS)
Never wanted to touch a 777 much less a 198. What is an old Cannon Cocker supposed to love these days. Don't even have to drop the blades any more. Aiming Circle? Who needs em? Anyone ever seen a goat broke in half?
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 03:46 AM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 03:49 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 03:50 AM (OsWis)
Gamma Goat. M561 utility transport. If you destroyed one with a deuce I hope you have video. I wanted to run over one a couple times. Had the chance once with a 548 but.... you know.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 03:56 AM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 03:57 AM (RQ2Z6)
My favorite memories were carefree games of kickball, swingsets, throwing rocks at stuff and riding my bike.
While "When Smokey Sings" by ABC was decent, actually listening to Smokey Robinson was better.
...much better.
I'll always have a soft-spot for Duran-Duran. I was a kid. "The Reflex" and "New Moon on Monday" were on vinyl and I still enjoy the shit out of them.
(I mentioned earlier that 1983 was a weird time to control you own dial, amigos. I was twelve, fuckers.)
Give me Stevie Wonder, Martha and the Vandellas, The Temptations, The Supremes, The Four Tops, Marvin Gaye and Smokey Robinson?
...That'll beat the shit outta' anything that any over-produced, "sampled", and auto-tuned son-of-a-bitch could produce today.
*drops mic*
I'm out.
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 04:03 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: puddleglum at April 17, 2015 04:04 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 04:05 AM (OsWis)
Great poetry, too. He's a great poet. Bonus points, it tells a story that's better than at least a dozen Hollywood movies that tried to do the same thing.
Runner up: REK - The Front Porch Song
Posted by: digitalcowboy at April 17, 2015 04:07 AM (DWr3n)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 17, 2015 04:09 AM (OsWis)
When they pulled it out they twisted it and broke the hind quarters off the cab.
The Maintenance Chief was not happy.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 04:09 AM (RQ2Z6)
Couldn't agree more. I love music from just about every decade of the 20th century and a VERY WIDE array of genres. The trick is picking out what's good in each era/genre and that's not always what is remembered or is/was popular.
To your point about our special affection for the music of our teens and twenties... I'm aware of that bias. There is a huge bank of music from the 80's and 90's that i find nostalgic even though I hated it then and still don't think it's particularly good music. I still enjoy it now, though, on occasion.
Because, memories and feels and stuff.
Posted by: digitalcowboy at April 17, 2015 04:14 AM (DWr3n)
Shotgun wounds are untraceable, right?
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at April 17, 2015 04:18 AM (lkI+W)
*un-static*
I agree. That's why I try to stay out of the "Saturday Night Live" arguments, except to argue the same. Young = New.
Playing video games allowed me to find the music of the Forties and Fifties through "Fallout 3".
I find things amusing while also having "My Stuff".
The Andrews Sisters are freaking Amazing! Danny Kaye sings lead and I'm simply smitten.
The tune is "Civilization":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FaItGrVaGw
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 04:18 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: digitalcowboy at April 17, 2015 04:19 AM (DWr3n)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 17, 2015 04:20 AM (T1005)
Shotgun wounds are untraceable, right?"
-Posted by: chi's sandwIch at April 17, 2015 04:18 AM (lkI+W)
Use rock salt. It isn't deadly, but fuckers get the idea and it stays with them for days...
...you know.
...as a reminder.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 04:21 AM (16bOT)
Thanks for wishing me a goodnight the first time, you bastards.
Now I'm out for real.
Good Night.
*static*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 04:24 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 04:32 AM (RQ2Z6)
On April 17, 1941, The Royal Yugoslav Army surrendered to n*zi Germany beginning 4 long years of occupation and tyrannical anti partisan warfare.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 04:38 AM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 17, 2015 05:03 AM (Vyg9x)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 17, 2015 05:09 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 17, 2015 05:14 AM (3F6F8)
I take the optimist POV at least Maet didn't gift us with Maya fucking Angelou
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 17, 2015 06:19 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2015 06:19 AM (p08aV)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 17, 2015 06:20 AM (/4AZU)
If you see Ace sporting an eye patch you know he's gone full Reid...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 17, 2015 06:20 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2015 06:21 AM (p08aV)
One of the nice things about rock salt is at close enough range it can destroy the muscle and it won't grow back correctly.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 17, 2015 06:21 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 17, 2015 06:22 AM (/4AZU)
An Ewok with an eye patch, working the ice cream truck outside the Elementary School...
Yeh, that's a visual.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2015 06:22 AM (p08aV)
if a watched pot never boils, watched real estate never comes to market.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 17, 2015 06:24 AM (/4AZU)
That is nice.
I guess.
I was going more for "deterrent", rather than "disfigurement".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 06:24 AM (16bOT)
Just wrote to say that the hotel room sucks, and the hotel Staff are condescending as all get out.
Welcome to France.
It's full of French people.
And no-go zones.
And Carbques.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2015 06:25 AM (p08aV)
-Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 17, 2015 06:24 AM (/4AZU)
Now you're buying into the lawyers' representation of "case law".
...shame on you.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 06:26 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Pajama Boy at April 17, 2015 06:26 AM (RkHvD)
Uy kid ito amoy tulad ng kloropormo?
(Hey Kid this smell like chloroform?)
Yeah not a good sight.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 17, 2015 06:26 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 06:27 AM (16bOT)
I am doing serious pondering of whether to buy or rent...
Butte is sorta like a Japanese miniature garden of Democrat ability to devestate a metro....
their economy sucks and they are a defacto superfund site...
OTOH some things are deservedly cheap.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 17, 2015 06:29 AM (/4AZU)
Je suis Conservative, you socialist, money-hiding, insincere, Socialist lying dick.
...more butter?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 06:29 AM (16bOT)
Columbia schools are trying to convince Lad10077 he is a Black Female from the Depression if their poetry syllabus is any measure...
not one second dedicated to Shakespeare all year.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 17, 2015 06:30 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 17, 2015 06:30 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 17, 2015 06:30 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 17, 2015 06:31 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 17, 2015 06:31 AM (/4AZU)
-Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 17, 2015 06:29 AM (/4AZU)
Sounds like Ohio without the sellout Governor.
...but you already knew that.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 06:31 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 17, 2015 06:31 AM (/4AZU)
http://tinyurl.com/nvs6puv
Just imagine an Ewok in those, and an eye patch.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2015 06:32 AM (p08aV)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 06:33 AM (16bOT)
you did good.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2015 06:33 AM (p08aV)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 17, 2015 06:34 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2015 06:35 AM (p08aV)
Big Brown is gonna drop off my new Polish friend sometime this morning.
C&R baby...
The only way it could get more expensive is if I owned a boat.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2015 06:37 AM (p08aV)
Alas, I am a simpleton. Sven's vortex of language makes for a Sudoku at times when I am a search-a-word individual.
All in all? I like puzzles.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 06:39 AM (16bOT)
Here's to hitting green lights all-the-way!
*clink*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 06:42 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at April 17, 2015 06:45 AM (16bOT)
And all the other lurkers waiting for the morning thread.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2015 06:47 AM (p08aV)
I'm going over to the AoSHQ Platinum membership morning thread and read what's there.
BBL
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2015 06:53 AM (p08aV)
That was a great read.
Full of content.
And the Bewbies were magnificent.
Best $20.00 membership fee that I ever paid.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2015 06:58 AM (p08aV)
Posted by: JDub (was BunkerintheBurbs) at April 17, 2015 07:05 AM (X3xYu)
It's here
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2015 07:05 AM (p08aV)
Thanks, Maet.
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