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Sarah Silverman Struggles to Come Up With Her Own Tale of Wage-Discrimination Woe; Comes Up With One Example, Then, When Confronted With the Facts, Apologizes and Admits It's Not a "Very Good" Wage Discrimination Story At All
They love their Stories, don't they?
Talking with Salon about all the Wage Discrimination this comedian has not faced, she invented a tale of woe in which a club owner paid her (male) friend Todd Barry $60 for a set, but only offered her $10. The club owner read of this, and responded by reading her the riot act:Are you kidding ? You come in to my club 15 years ago and ask me for a guest spot , I did not ask you to perform and you were not booked, and Then you ask me for pay ? You asked to work out some material... Then you make this a gender pay thing ? Sarah great cause I am with it, but I did not pay you less cause of gender …..I paid you less because Todd Barry was booked and you weren't…It was a GUEST SPOT, so I gave you some car fare, which actually is more than almost any club would have given for a GUEST Spot…Funny how in your attempt to become a super hero with a noble cause, you forgot that little fact…GUEST SPOT ….GUEST SPOTComedians often appear at clubs unannounced to work out new material -- material which isn't ready for a paying audience. But they do need to test it out on people -- so they appear by surprise, in front of a crowd that isn't expecting them so they can't be really disappointed if the material is weak or raw. They aren't often paid for this -- because they're not providing the club any kind of service. It's really more the club that's providing them the service.* So this guy offered her $10 for gas. She now admits that this club owner is right, and that she should not have made this claim. But she's doubling down on it anyway, and calling critics "maniacs."
To the maniacs who want to use this as a chit against women’s issues, I ask that you please don’t. Because that would be super shitty. Feel free to aim your vitriol at me but leave this issue of working women out of it, K?This has the feel of the UVA Rape story-- we're going to keep trotting out these claims of rapes being ignored by the authorities, and then, when those stories turn out to be completely false, we're going to call you nasty names like "rape apologist." Let's face it: Sarah Silverman's real story here -- which she won't admit -- is that she has never suffered wage discrimination. A lot of the feminists pushing this issue haven't suffered it themselves -- but they're sure that someone out there must have. After all, other feminists say so, don't they? PJ Media's Scott Ott concludes:
To sum up, let’s follow the Leftist logic. 1) Silverman was recruited because her notoriety might help the cause. 2) She fabricated a story to identify with the cause, and ostensibly with its female victims. 3) She is unmasked as a liar, and now wants you to disassociate her from the cause to which her notoriety and personal identification brought more than 166,000 viewers. 4) If you insist on disagreeing with the cause, you’re a "maniac."
* Well, the club gets a service too; they get to be known as a comic's home club, which is kind of a thing. Like, anyone going to the Laugh Factory might know that Dane Cook could possibly show up any night to do workout material (at least, any night he's not on tour). I guess that's a Good News Bad News sort of thing with Cook. But clubs aren't selling tickets based on the possibility Dane Cook could show up to work out his new, raw, and possibly completely unfunny material. Like, sometimes the material is so poorly received it becomes a news story. Eh, point is, you don't often get paid for this kind of thing, and if you do get paid, you get paid a scale sort of payment. Like, just to be nice. Silverman seems to want have been paid more, just because she was A Big Comic by this point. Fine: But dude, if you're not booked, the club hasn't been able to sell tickets based on your appearance, have they? Nope. The people coming to that show were coming based on Todd Barry being the booked headliner.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sarah Silverback at April 15, 2015 07:11 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2015 07:12 PM (mGBKM)
Posted by: Jackie UVA at April 15, 2015 07:12 PM (cbfNE)
Okay, that's not a very good story. Crap.
Posted by: Deputy Director Higgins at April 15, 2015 07:13 PM (IxEWc)
Posted by: Sarah Silverback at April 15, 2015 07:13 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Sarah Silverman at April 15, 2015 07:13 PM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 07:13 PM (49rjL)
-standard lefty riposte
Posted by: @votermom at April 15, 2015 07:14 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2015 07:14 PM (mGBKM)
Posted by: Hillary Rodham-Rodham at April 15, 2015 07:14 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: rd at April 15, 2015 07:15 PM (L7qFk)
Posted by: rd at April 15, 2015 07:15 PM (L7qFk)
Posted by: A Club Owner at April 15, 2015 07:15 PM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: Matt Damon at April 15, 2015 07:15 PM (cbfNE)
The Big Lie must be advanced.
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 07:15 PM (H1DmM)
Posted by: Sarah Silverback at April 15, 2015 07:15 PM (Dwehj)
I went to the Comedy Store in the 80s and Howie Mandel was the "guest spot." He was very good. The best comic they had that nite and they had some very good women comics whose names I cant remember who were on Carson all the time.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 07:16 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: A Club Owner at April 15, 2015 07:16 PM (ZbCKc)
in b4 Silverman isn't funny?
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 07:16 PM (H1DmM)
Posted by: Sarah Silverman at April 15, 2015 07:17 PM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 07:17 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Margaret Cho at April 15, 2015 07:17 PM (5IHGT)
Posted by: @votermom at April 15, 2015 07:17 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Sarah Silverman with delusions of Grandeur at April 15, 2015 07:17 PM (L7qFk)
Posted by: Sarah Silverman with delusions of Grandeur at April 15, 2015 07:17 PM (L7qFk)
Posted by: Sarah Silverback at April 15, 2015 07:18 PM (Dwehj)
Here's another simpler template:
1. It happened.
2. Even if it didn't happen, it doesn't matter.
3. Why are you bullying me?
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 07:18 PM (H1DmM)
Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2015 07:19 PM (K4YiS)
So she probably makes significantly less than a guy doing the exact same job at her company. Not because the CEO hates women, but because he asked for more and she didn't. Yet in the SJW world, my sister is an oppressed victim.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 07:19 PM (0LHZx)
I think she may have had a kinda funny act once. But I don't remember it so...
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 15, 2015 07:20 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2015 07:20 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 07:20 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 15, 2015 07:20 PM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 15, 2015 07:20 PM (NHtMs)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 15, 2015 07:20 PM (bI25V)
So that's at least one example.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at April 15, 2015 07:20 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Hawkins1701 at April 15, 2015 07:21 PM (BQw5W)
nah. Her act got very old about the same time her face did
just being mean. but seriously, her act's one-dimensionality became obvious to me like 5 years ago.
Posted by: ace at April 15, 2015 07:21 PM (PA7DS)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 15, 2015 07:22 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: ace at April 15, 2015 07:22 PM (PA7DS)
I guess you won't be coming to see my act then.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at April 15, 2015 07:22 PM (ZbCKc)
Can we also address the other elephant in the room?
Namely the concerted coordinated effort for all these women 'celebrities' to speak out for wage equality all of a sudden...just in time for hillary's campaign?
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 07:23 PM (H1DmM)
WE DEMAND PAY EQUITY FOR NEWBIES!
25 years honing your craft and becoming a master at your skill set?
CRUSH THE PATRIARCHY! Skill sets are
Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2015 07:23 PM (K4YiS)
That's why Obama is such a lousy extemporaneous speaker...he has no factual basis for his thoughts, so when confronted with the need for original constructions, he fails.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2015 07:23 PM (Zu3d9)
And here is the REAL story.If I had doubted her liesI would have been a misogynist. If the club owner had not called her out so publically, then the lie would have stood. Now she is saying, hey, you were right, but you still don't win the argument.
It is always heads I win, tails you lose with these people.
Now on the VERY few occasions that someone is brave enough to challenge them on the lie, and they admit it is a lie, we still don't get to win because, theirlies shouldn't reflect poorly on all the other liars who lie all the time, but for totally good reasons, you guys.
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at April 15, 2015 07:23 PM (/EkKm)
So that's at least one example.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest
I would've slapped him around regardless of his genitals. But having a vagina made it more satisfying.
Posted by: Hassan Rouhani at April 15, 2015 07:23 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: @votermom at April 15, 2015 07:24 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 07:24 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2015 07:24 PM (ODxAs)
Your whole set left the audience flat.
Posted by: Sarah Silverback at April 15, 2015 07:24 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: toby928(C) muses at April 15, 2015 07:24 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 15, 2015 07:24 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: McAdams at April 15, 2015 07:24 PM (kaBl4)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2015 07:25 PM (kivUY)
Why is Sarah Silverman thought to be a good spokesperson for anything other than Purina Horse Chow?
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 15, 2015 07:25 PM (5IHGT)
The best that can be said of her role in "a million ways to die in the west" is that she didn't ruin the movie. It wasn't, perhaps, possible for her to ruin that movie...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 07:25 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 15, 2015 07:25 PM (NHtMs)
Just note that they were so angry about the immoral stance of the pizza place in Indiana that they cheered bad Yelp reviews.
They encouraged people to lie about a petty thing in order to destroy ordinary people.
Any mature moral code decries lying. Honesty is the key to a functioning civil society and giving people permission to lie is just asking for a horribly dysfunctional culture.
Islam and Social Justice permit lying.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 15, 2015 07:25 PM (b4b5c)
Posted by: blast from the past at April 15, 2015 07:26 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: andycanuck
See? You're a funnier standup comedian than Sarah Silverwoman.
Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2015 07:26 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Dan at April 15, 2015 07:26 PM (COpZ4)
Posted by: ace at April 15, 2015 07:22 PM (PA7DS)
__________
Both.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 07:26 PM (0LHZx)
Don't confuse this important issue with your clever logical retorts.
Posted by: Sarah Silverman at April 15, 2015 07:26 PM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: blast
I tried to be full=spectrum sexist and racist in comment #31, but I forgot about the noose . Drat!
Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2015 07:27 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: AmishDude at April 15, 2015 07:25 PM (b4b5c)
'Tis one of the reasons they're simpatico with each other.
Posted by: Hawkins1701 at April 15, 2015 07:27 PM (BQw5W)
I think that's true of leftists in general. *I'm* not making minimum wage, but other people are, so I'll show that I'm caring and compassionate by agitating for an increase in the minimum wage.
Posted by: rickl at April 15, 2015 07:27 PM (sdi6R)
It's against the law to discriminate my gender now, your stupid bull shit is nothing but a campaign slogan.
Oh, it RAINED all the time he was in town. ALL the time and hard. He actually held his own umbrella getting out of the plane.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 07:28 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2015 07:28 PM (mGBKM)
Add this to the list of other down-with-the-struggle fake tales of victimhood - Lena Dunham's "rape" and Kirsten Gillenbrands "sexual harassment/assult."
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 07:28 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 15, 2015 07:20 PM (bI25V)
That happened to me at Byerlys (an upscale) grocery store. A nice little old lady needed someone to get an ice cream from the back of the top shelf of the freezer display.
I almost went into my "RAAACIST!, You white women can get your own damned ice cream!" rant. "I'm like Michelle Obama annd too damned important to help you!"
Except she was a nice little old lady that pobably votes DFL because that is what nice Minnesota Lutherans do.
Posted by: rd at April 15, 2015 07:28 PM (L7qFk)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 07:20 PM (0LHZx)
Well, she was smoking something.
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 15, 2015 07:28 PM (Wqkoh)
Posted by: hall & oates at April 15, 2015 07:28 PM (kivUY)
I guess the porn industry didn't get the memo that they need to discriminate against the ladies.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 07:28 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: S. Silverman at April 15, 2015 07:29 PM (xSCb6)
What totally worthless people.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 07:29 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at April 15, 2015 07:29 PM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2015 07:29 PM (ODxAs)
He redefines the role.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 15, 2015 07:29 PM (NHtMs)
I've heard for a long time that he was completely off the chart unfunny, but I didn't know details.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 07:29 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 07:29 PM (2TN4k)
The only reason I watched most of Seth McFuckface's A Million Ways... is because it's been on HBO a couple of times in the last few weeks.
It is one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 07:30 PM (H1DmM)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 15, 2015 07:20 PM (bI25V)
Posted by: AmishDude at April 15, 2015 07:30 PM (b4b5c)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 07:30 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 15, 2015 07:31 PM (1li1B)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 07:31 PM (jhqr1)
You OBVIOUSLY haven't seen 'Freddy Got Fingered'.
Posted by: S. Silverman at April 15, 2015 07:31 PM (xSCb6)
it's pretty bad. i think there were two or three good jokes in it, but i forget what they were.
Posted by: ace at April 15, 2015 07:31 PM (PA7DS)
Ya know what's "super shitty" Sarah?.....
Lying about shit to make yourself relevant long after your 15 minutes are up.
And your 15 minutes are up sweetie.
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 07:32 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 07:32 PM (0LHZx)
Islam permits lying under warfare conditions - ruses and suchlike. For Shi'ites, there's also "taqiya" (not the same thing); this is where they lie to oppressors under very narrow conditions in order not to get killed. Those oppressors BTW would be Sunni Muslims.
Islam's problem isn't that it allows lying under warfare conditions. So does Christianity. It's that Islam is always under warfare conditions.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 07:32 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 07:32 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Dan Collins at April 15, 2015 07:32 PM (QKxyH)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2015 07:32 PM (9RNP1)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 15, 2015 07:32 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: steveegg at April 15, 2015 07:32 PM (cL79m)
EVERYONE thinks they are underpaid and under appreciated, so it's hard to face the cold hard truth that no, you're not.
So plan on this lie coming up and being repeated for all eternity. The only thing Republicans can say is "yes, we need to make sure this doesn't happen" and then don't actually do anything about it because it's simply not a real phenomenon. Women and men make different wages because they make different career choices. Case closed.
Posted by: McAdams at April 15, 2015 07:33 PM (kaBl4)
Posted by: Anti-socialist at April 15, 2015 07:33 PM (+kznc)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 07:34 PM (AVEe1)
I've heard for a long time that he was completely off the chart unfunny, but I didn't know details.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 07:29 PM (jhqr1)
I saw a portion of his latest stand-up special and thought it was funny. Particularly his bit about covertly deleting your NSFW phone history after you forget to do so before a first date.
The Dark Knight "shoot me" joke was not his finest hour, to be sure. YMMV. I feel like Dane's another one of those comics most have made their minds up about one way or the other.
Posted by: Hawkins1701 at April 15, 2015 07:34 PM (BQw5W)
Totally.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 07:34 PM (g1DWB)
Sarah Silverman - Born: December 1, 1970 (age 44)
"Kids! Get in the car. We're going to see Bubbie Sarah."
"Yay!"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 15, 2015 07:34 PM (kdS6q)
I've heard for a long time that he was completely off the chart unfunny, but I didn't know details.
...
yeah it's 90% bullshit. You can see the show that material turned into; it's his newest cable special. On showtime or something.
His material is not all that good (was it ever?) and yeah, there is some stuff that Social Justice Warriors would call anti-woman, and actually, yeah, some of it is still raw, but all that bullshit was ginned up by politically correct censorious types.
Some of his stuff gets into men's complaints about women. Prog trolls whine about this, because they whine about everything.
The show is not very good, I have to say. But that means that Dane Cook is now operating on the level of 80% of all other comics.
Posted by: ace at April 15, 2015 07:34 PM (PA7DS)
Posted by: Yoda at April 15, 2015 07:34 PM (rwI+c)
She voices one of the retarded twins on Bob's Burgers, her sister does the other one. I think she's playing herself there.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 07:35 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 07:35 PM (MDgS8)
EVERYONE thinks they are underpaid and under appreciated, so it's hard to face the cold hard truth that no, you're not.
Posted by: McAdams at April 15, 2015 07:33 PM (kaBl4)
____________
I don't think everyone does. But the vast majority of LIVs probably do. After all they are LIVs because they're not too bright, and semi-bright people tend to work in low paying, shitty careers.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 07:35 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Garrett at April 15, 2015 07:35 PM (InaLE)
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2015 07:36 PM (mGBKM)
Oddly, I'm not shocked by this moron revelation.
Posted by: toby928(C) at April 15, 2015 07:37 PM (rwI+c)
Hand me those crayons. I have to make a budget estimate.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 15, 2015 07:37 PM (ZbCKc)
Sarah was funny for a while. It was a short while. But a while nonetheless.
Posted by: eleven
Objectively, her career peaked with Greg the Bunny.
www.imdb.com/name/nm0798971
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 15, 2015 07:37 PM (kdS6q)
That's a lie. I'm trying to be with the In Crowd.
I've always liked Dane Cook. He's not funny any more, but he was.
I've been listening to "Retalitation" a lot lately (it's been my go-to-sleep soundtrack), and it's f***ing funny.
I keep listening to this: "The Wall" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8QMQ-gSDww
Posted by: ace at April 15, 2015 07:37 PM (PA7DS)
I'd still burn the, no doubt copious, fur off of Ms Silverman if given the chance.
Yeah?
IDK.........semiprecious bone.
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 07:37 PM (MDgS8)
The right answer, of course, being that there is no wage discrimination when you control for variables like continuous time in the work place, mostly related to women purposely taking lower paying jobs that allow more flexibility for child rearing.
But her answer was less wrong then the typical one. Not saying we shouldn't beat up on her, but...
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 15, 2015 07:38 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: The reason Hillary wears a Mao suit at April 15, 2015 07:38 PM (RJMhd)
I guess I'm lucky to even know who Silverman is.
Posted by: toby928(C) contemplates his lawn at April 15, 2015 07:39 PM (rwI+c)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLKn9_UVm4U
Posted by: ace at April 15, 2015 07:39 PM (PA7DS)
She went to a private school and her father worked for George McGovern.
So a typical limousine liberal.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 07:39 PM (0LHZx)
When I was at Microsoft, I knew developers who were married to other Microsofties jointly earning 300k+ who bitched about the 1%.
Dude, in WA, you're the 1%. Compared to the rest of the planet, you're the 0.00001%.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 07:40 PM (jhqr1)
Yeah, most comedians are not routinely funny. Most have one, maybe two hilarious tours.
It's REALLY hard to come up with new, original, funny material on any sort of regular basis.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 15, 2015 07:40 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2015 07:40 PM (mGBKM)
They would have done an ad campaign with a parade of women
They can't
They can't find any
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 07:40 PM (zOTsN)
When the only remaining shots of testosterone in the TV newsroom are the
sports guy (limited to 2 minutes) and perhaps the weatherman and an
aging anchor (almost never both),....
Posted by: steveegg at April 15, 2015 07:32 PM (cL79m)
One of our local TV stations now has a ghey weatherman. I mean he is so light in the loafers I don't why he doesn't float off the screen.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 07:40 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Michael Richards at April 15, 2015 07:41 PM (6E7W2)
elmore leonard's review was, the best crime novel ever written---makes the maltese falcon read like nancy drew.
Posted by: north and judd at April 15, 2015 07:41 PM (z3rgG)
Posted by: Garrett at April 15, 2015 07:41 PM (InaLE)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 07:41 PM (0FSuD)
She was so sure netanyahu would lose. She was so shocked he won
Delicious
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 07:42 PM (zOTsN)
My old local TV morning show had a gay host.
Thing is... he was actually pretty good. Because he didn't care about PC shit. Because, gaydom I guess.
But he would say things that would get a republican chased out of town on a rail, and everyone would laugh it off including his super liberal co host mika wanna be.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 15, 2015 07:42 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Michael Richards
Sure, after you explain why there were forks in their butts.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 07:42 PM (jhqr1)
Dane Cook was in a movie with Jessica Alba called Mr. Lucky, Toby.
If you saw that you saw him.
His standup is pretty funny....
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 07:42 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 07:43 PM (0LHZx)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLKn9_UVm4U
Posted by: ace at April 15, 2015 07:39 PM (PA7DS)
"Yes, THANK YOU, I'm WELL aware of the jelly situation now!"
Wifey and I love that bit.
Posted by: Hawkins1701 at April 15, 2015 07:43 PM (BQw5W)
Make gays the #1 victim class (...maybe #1 behind muslims), and they get the freedom to be un-PC and non-"corporate" so they beat out straight guys for jobs.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 15, 2015 07:43 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 07:43 PM (n4MGB)
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 07:43 PM (MYCIw)
It's REALLY hard to come up with new, original, funny material on any sort of regular basis.
...
i heard the most interesting thing about Jay Leno.
He refused, his entire life, to do an HBO special, or any kind of COMEDY ALBUM, even.
note that this is "making it" for most comics, doing the HBO special, releasing the album.
Jay Leno realized the following:
He'd be paid some small amount of money (for him, relatively) for an album or special. Say, $50,000 in the early eighties.
then he'd have to throw out his act because everyone would know the jokes.
So he figured out, on a long-term value level, that his jokes were worth 100x as much as people were willing to pay for them in a special or for an album.
and so 99% of the world has never seen Jay Leno's actual stage act. Supposedly it's incredible, because he's basically been honing this act for about 40 straight years now.
Posted by: ace at April 15, 2015 07:43 PM (PA7DS)
Posted by: Sarah S. at April 15, 2015 07:43 PM (6E7W2)
Posted by: Garrett at April 15, 2015 07:43 PM (InaLE)
Top 1% nationally is $380,000 annual income.
Just googled it to confirm.
So, eh...
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 15, 2015 07:44 PM (AkOaV)
See how much more enlightened they are?
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at April 15, 2015 07:44 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2015 07:44 PM (kivUY)
I always confuse Dane Cook with Ryan Reynolds.
Ryan is pretty funny.
He did a thing about a rich Hollywood guy going back to his hometown that was good.
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 07:44 PM (MDgS8)
Ugh.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 07:45 PM (jhqr1)
Thousands of them
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 07:45 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at April 15, 2015 07:45 PM (P330y)
Posted by: blaster at April 15, 2015 07:46 PM (CesFO)
Posted by: SULU at April 15, 2015 07:46 PM (jSW2w)
Best Sarah Silverman moment ever is when Ryan Philippe punches her right in the face in The Way of the Gun.
Posted by: Insomniac
https://youtu.be/PAl5xGi7urQ?t=1m15s
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 15, 2015 07:46 PM (kdS6q)
You are entitled to your own opinion but not your own facts. Lather rinse repeat.
Posted by: Lea at April 15, 2015 07:47 PM (vmMMi)
I watch a lot of McFarlane's cartoons because they are a window into the souls of young Leftists. Although I'll admit that I find The Cleveland Show to be funny sometimes.
But most of the "jokes" on McFarlane's cartoons aren't jokes, they're rips -- the kind of rips you'd hear at a roast. Roast jokes are the brutal jokes you save for a particular occasion, like, say, a roast.
For instance, a rip on another celebrity such as Tara Reid and predicting her death in the very near future isn't really the type of joke that can support a sitcom. And yet...
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 07:47 PM (H1DmM)
v=-8QMQ-gSDww
Posted by: ace at April 15, 2015 07:37 PM (PA7DS)
On this blog, it is highly suggested that you use tinyurl.com for long url's.
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 15, 2015 07:47 PM (Wqkoh)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2015 07:47 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 07:47 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Carrot Top at April 15, 2015 07:47 PM (6E7W2)
Not silverman
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 07:48 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 07:48 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: John Koskinen, IRS Commissioner at April 15, 2015 07:48 PM (P330y)
Posted by: gp at April 15, 2015 07:48 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Carrot Top at April 15, 2015 07:49 PM (6E7W2)
I saw Jay Leno in college (campus show) back in '87 and he was funny. He made a bunch of jokes on the flyby pointing to someone and asking them a question, then running with whatever they said (so, sorta Jaywalking).
Funnier still was that, as he warned my friend who booked him, he had some uber-fans who attended every one of his shows.Aaaand they were these scary punk chicks with ginormous blue mohawks and many peircings.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 07:49 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Garrett at April 15, 2015 07:49 PM (InaLE)
Best Sarah Silverman moment ever is when Ryan Philippe punches her right in the face in The Way of the Gun.
Posted by: Insomniac
Price of admission.....
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 07:49 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 15, 2015 07:49 PM (Uz6Si)
The manatees have spoken.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2015 07:49 PM (kivUY)
She lives in her fevered imaginary world. The club owner should file suit to collect daily fines until she successfully scrubs the internet of this libel. Heh.
Posted by: MTF at April 15, 2015 07:49 PM (egezu)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 07:50 PM (zOTsN)
I'm one of those people that though Leno was a "generic funny" but I definitely admire the guy and his work ethic.
I actually met him in a small setting where there wasn't any media and he couldn't have been more gracious and down to earth.
Posted by: McAdams at April 15, 2015 07:50 PM (kaBl4)
Well, most comedians are working to get their own sitcom. Or a supporting role or maybe a movie career. That's the dream, so you need the exposure. They'd take a loss to get a shot at it.
They get tired of the stand-up life traveling, etc.
And even Jay can't do the same bit all the time. If he had to make money just being a stand-up, he'd have to constantly develop new material.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 15, 2015 07:50 PM (b4b5c)
Posted by: White House COS at April 15, 2015 07:51 PM (WAu0a)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 07:51 PM (2TN4k)
For $60, you get anal.
Posted by: Carrot Top at April 15, 2015 07:47 PM (6E7W2)
Call me, I give it out free.
Posted by: Wonkette at April 15, 2015 07:51 PM (0FSuD)
Yeah, all the kids were jackin' it to her. And then, of course, there was all that fake Sarah Silverman porn that was just *everywhere*. If you were into her, so be it - beauty's in the eye of the beholder and all that - but, there's a most sincere reason that the qualifier "for a comedian" has ALWAYS been appended to any mention of her being hot/attractive. If she ever plays a set in a Northern California prison, she can also be the hottest woman at Pelican Bay for much the same reason (hint: there aren't many of them there).
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 15, 2015 07:51 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 07:51 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Garrett at April 15, 2015 07:52 PM (InaLE)
It's the same problem that movies and TV shows have -- the cash in comedy comes from the younger generation that still thinks the class clown making fart sounds when the teacher's back is turned is funny.
Kids are idiots and we should put a consumption tax on every dollar they spend to discourage them from polluting the market.
Either that or make the little fuckers work 80 hours a week in sweat shops like back in the good old days.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at April 15, 2015 07:52 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: tommylotto at April 15, 2015 07:52 PM (A3a8d)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 07:52 PM (zOTsN)
He used to do a lot of small comedy clubs around Boston when he was getting started. Very down to earth and nice guy.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 07:52 PM (g1DWB)
to decide whether to go in or walk on to my hotel and not a single
woman walking into the club offered to pay my cover, give me cocaine or
blow me. What about my oppression?!!"
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 15, 2015 07:20 PM (NHtMs)
Sounds like you got there 5 minutes after me. Sorry, dude; them's the breaks.
Posted by: Tom Arnold at April 15, 2015 07:53 PM (amQXf)
Maybe a bit longer for me, but yeah the same time frame. She had a couple of neat bits, like riffing on Jewish BMW drivers and tweaking on death and old people.
That's about it though.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2015 07:53 PM (XC1R3)
Dane Cook is dead?
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 07:53 PM (H1DmM)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 07:53 PM (0LHZx)
**
Darla!
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 15, 2015 07:53 PM (Uz6Si)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2015 07:53 PM (kivUY)
It's top 5% nationally http://goo.gl/m7r5w2, and I didn't say Seattle, I said WA.
Besides, Microsoft is on the East side, Bellevue, Redmond, Kirkland areas which are a bit less expensive than Seattle.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 07:54 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 07:54 PM (zOTsN)
It's hard for us to think of, but Rivers was really good-looking in her youth and she played that up. Other stand-up comediennes would often riff on their lack of good looks.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 15, 2015 07:54 PM (b4b5c)
Sometimes mildly amusing, but never much more that that.
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 07:54 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 07:55 PM (Uk9e2)
Posted by: Todd Barry at April 15, 2015 07:55 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2015 07:55 PM (/Um0F)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 15, 2015 07:55 PM (6U3DW)
***
wait, you get paid???
xxoo
Todd Glass
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 15, 2015 07:56 PM (Uz6Si)
Posted by: Jeaneane Garofalo at April 15, 2015 07:56 PM (6E7W2)
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at April 15, 2015 07:22 PM (ZbCKc)
Nah, you stink up the joint, honey.
Posted by: Don Rickles at April 15, 2015 07:56 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 07:56 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Iblis at April 15, 2015 07:57 PM (9221z)
Get off your knees, people.
Posted by: AMartel at April 15, 2015 07:57 PM (WWgnZ)
helpful hint:
for youtube, just paste the /watch?v=xxxxxxx part or the link.
a google seach will bring it up eliminating the need for tinyurl
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at April 15, 2015 07:57 PM (LWu6U)
but hot? hawt?
nope. newp.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 15, 2015 07:57 PM (Uz6Si)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 07:20 PM
.........Well except the unibrow and her absolute vapid and disgusting view of humanity and the whole fetus dismembering cheerleading. Other than that though! Seriously. Any human being that ugly on the inside overrides any beauty on the exterior.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2015 07:57 PM (/Um0F)
Chelsea Clinton would totally be making more money if she was the entitled son of a couple world class grifters.
....................................
Or if she had nice tits.
Posted by: wth at April 15, 2015 07:57 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 07:57 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 07:57 PM (MDgS8)
Sarah wanted to suck my cock, but I declined and went to Benny Binnion's Horseshoe for a little poker action.
Posted by: Shecky Greene at April 15, 2015 07:58 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 07:58 PM (H1DmM)
http://tinyurl.com/owuckgw
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 07:58 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 07:59 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Margaret Cho at April 15, 2015 07:59 PM (6E7W2)
Posted by: Garrett at April 15, 2015 07:59 PM (InaLE)
It's top 5% nationally http://goo.gl/m7r5w2, and I didn't say Seattle, I said WA.
Besides, Microsoft is on the East side, Bellevue, Redmond, Kirkland areas which are a bit less expensive than Seattle.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 07:54 PM (jhqr1)
__________
Well I doubt too many MSFT employees work in Yakima and commute every day to Redmond, so it's kind of irelevant what the state's numbers are. For the greater Seattle area - where MSFT employees live - including Kirkland, Redmond, Issaquah, Mercer, etc....$300K a year isn't rich.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 07:59 PM (0LHZx)
That was pretty much how she got well, not famous, exactly, but uh..."heard of". Sorta like how banging/bearding for Ryan Seacrest got Julianne Hough heard of.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 15, 2015 07:59 PM (amQXf)
Speaking of comedy, did you hear about Larry Kramer's history book where he has Lincoln and Booth as lovers? He says straight historians have no gaydar and he does so he knows this. LOL
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 07:59 PM (iQIUe)
Anybody?
You were? I remember you in Mystery Men. You were 35 then and I'd put you at a 5.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 07:59 PM (jhqr1)
yep, that has "entitlement complex" written all over it
plus, she looks like she talks too much
Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 08:00 PM (Uk9e2)
It's not "a chit against women's issues", it's a chit against leftist talking point narratives that always end up being based on a pyramid of lies.
Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at April 15, 2015 08:00 PM (FLBHk)
It's fucking pitiful.
Posted by: AMartel at April 15, 2015 08:00 PM (WWgnZ)
Which is what most club owners do to her pussy - they wreck it, then they ralph.
Posted by: Jeff Ross at the Franco Roast at April 15, 2015 08:00 PM (amQXf)
Anybody?
You were? I remember you in Mystery Men. You were 35 then and I'd put you at a 5.
***
I remember there was a hawt blonde in Bye Bye Love that made her even more invisible. She was Randy Quaid's love interest invisible.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 15, 2015 08:00 PM (Uz6Si)
For $6, you get anal.
I was going to make the funniest joke ever about that....then I grossed myself out.
So...no joke.
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 08:00 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Garrett at April 15, 2015 08:01 PM (InaLE)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 08:01 PM (zOTsN)
Can you say automation?
Can you say ordering tablets and kiosks?
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at April 15, 2015 08:01 PM (BJLGz)
Posted by: toby928(C) contemplates his lawn at April 15, 2015 08:01 PM (rwI+c)
Sarah Silveman is hot??
She looks like fucking ALF.
They gave me the choice. I picked going to Area 51 and being dissected....HAH!
Posted by: ALF at April 15, 2015 08:01 PM (6U3DW)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2015 08:02 PM (/Um0F)
Yeah, stick with that theory the next time your wife asks "Do I look fat in this?"
Posted by: Every Single Other Man On The Planet at April 15, 2015 08:02 PM (amQXf)
Rosie ODonnell
Exit to Eden
In a patent leather bustier and fishnets
You are so welcome
I had completely forgotten that....
THX TB
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 08:03 PM (MDgS8)
Namely the concerted coordinated effort for all these women 'celebrities' to speak out for wage equality all of a sudden...just in time for hillary's campaign?
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 07:23 PM (H1DmM)
right? and the pettiness, get brando in here in his colonel kurtz makeup, *the pettiness... the pettiness* they can't just declare martial law, they have to nag us to death for a few hundred days first good lord yes there is a war on women no those pants don't make you look fat yes it's a woman's right to whatever you say, no, it is totally, totally not fair whatever you say WHATEVER DECLARE MARTIAL LAW ALREADY PRESIDENT PANTSUIT fffffuuuu just STOP NAGGING
it's my absolute least favorite part of marriage, nationalized, mechanized, and headed for the oval office. maaaan
>>57 I'll bet TV's Andy Levy never complained about equal pay.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 15, 2015 07:25 PM (NHtMs)
yeah but bill shulz did, surprise surprise. shulz was funny in like 2009-11 or so but he became sort of a one note thing. his brother is alright. i think i posted this once before but it's worth watching if you haven't seen it, the "best redeye ending evar":
https://youtu.be/ZE74zGDNbCw?t=55
man there's some funny people here at *this* site though. that part always cheers me up.
it's u guise fault i did not get my trailer finished today, i'm an innocent victim here, i want money and power
Posted by: Deputy Director Higgins at April 15, 2015 08:03 PM (IxEWc)
Posted by: toby928(C) contemplates his lawn at April 15, 2015 08:03 PM (poLtN)
Posted by: Doris Day at April 15, 2015 08:03 PM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 15, 2015 08:04 PM (LImiJ)
Very sad.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 08:04 PM (0LHZx)
You probably think you are laying claim to be a superior talent- the ability to separate a women's Agra fineness from her ideas but what you think you propose as a superior value makes you all the closer to the bovines.
Posted by: The reason Hillary wears a Mao suit at April 15, 2015 08:04 PM (RJMhd)
Add this to the list of other down-with-the-struggle fake tales of
victimhood - Lena Dunham's "rape" and Kirsten Gillenbrands "sexual
harassment/assult.""
And Gabrielle Gifford's "shooting".
Posted by: Jared Loughner at April 15, 2015 08:05 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 08:05 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jean F. LeKerry, Secretaire d'Etat at April 15, 2015 08:06 PM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 08:06 PM (W540W)
Sarah Silverman was at one point early on definitely bag-able. Nice rack.
But she has a toilet mouth and shit for brains, so there you go.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:06 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 08:06 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 08:06 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 08:07 PM (zOTsN)
You probably think you are laying claim to be a superior talent- the ability to separate a women's Agra fineness from her ideas but what you think you propose as a superior value makes you all the closer to the bovines.
Posted by: The reason Hillary wears a Mao suit at April 15, 2015 08:04 PM (RJMhd)
____________
Yeah, true. First thing most guys do at a club is ask the hottie what she things about foreign policy. You got me.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 08:07 PM (0LHZx)
So...you mean you jerk off to the guys in porn? Because, uh...dude...I mean, whatever floats your boat, but still.....
Posted by: Lex Steele at April 15, 2015 08:07 PM (amQXf)
O...M....G.....
Doris Day..... anal.....
The ultimate 50's taboo fanatasy............
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 08:06 PM (MDgS
Rock Hudson might have taken a shot, all things considered.
Now, I will burn in Hell, even hotter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:07 PM (St6BJ)
It's only a couple of points off "the 1%". You can stuff your fuzzy undefined "rich" term right up your pompous urethra.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 08:08 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: sarah silverman at April 15, 2015 08:08 PM (IbjZr)
"Women porn stars make way more money than men porn stars."
Yeah.......that's a real puzzler.....
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 08:08 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Moms Mabley at April 15, 2015 08:08 PM (6E7W2)
I'm sure it's all just harmless fun. It's not like they'd every lie about something super serious like rape.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 15, 2015 08:08 PM (ZPrif)
Nah. Doris would never have worn the Mickey Rooney mask.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 15, 2015 08:08 PM (ZbCKc)
She looks like fucking ALF.
I would guess she has eaten more pussy, though.
Posted by: Garrett at April 15, 2015 08:01 PM (InaLE)
I see what you did there.
Posted by: rickl at April 15, 2015 08:08 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 08:08 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 08:09 PM (W540W)
toby, you still doing the torrent thing?
Someday I'll have to give you the good sites for streaming/downloading.
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 08:09 PM (H1DmM)
Now, I will burn in Hell, even hotter.
If she turned him down and he turned teh ghey...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 08:09 PM (0HooB)
Why were we graced with an ENTIRE day of Moo Moo?
Is this punishment on tax day?
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 08:09 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 08:08 PM (jhqr1)
______
Whoa amigo. Chill the fuck out. $300K isn't a lot of money in expensive cities like Seattle, NYC, SFBay, etc. Don't bite my head off. Sheesh.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 08:10 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 15, 2015 08:10 PM (60Vyp)
I dated a gal years ago who looked like a young Doris Day. Still in love with her all these years later. Oh well, in the next life.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:10 PM (St6BJ)
There's an archetype of the evil, bitchy cheerleader who will do anything to remain atop the social ladder in high school; I think it's the same thing with the SJW social ladder on college campuses. The biggest victim is the winner, and it can require a lot of lying and conniving to scratch to the top.
Posted by: Cole at April 15, 2015 08:11 PM (Np/wP)
Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2015 08:11 PM (ty633)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 08:08 PM (zOTsN)
________
Yeah you're probably right. But so what? My point is who gives a shit what her politics are (and by her I mean any woman)? If she's hot, she's hot. End of story.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 08:12 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 08:12 PM (zOTsN)
The Eastside isn't Seattle, ass.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 08:12 PM (jhqr1)
This was right after Moore's "Fahrenheit" came out. Semi-informed chicas couldn't shut up about that shit.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 08:12 PM (W540W)
I think she was Kimmel's mattress back for a while. Wonder if she got paid.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
From the archives:
Colin Quinn timed it just right and had her when she was a comedy groupie and just over the felony line.
Then after her season on SNL, it was a long tobogganing down a steep hill. Apparently hitting a couple of trees along the way.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 15, 2015 08:12 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 08:12 PM (0LHZx)
As many around here know, my significant other is a very hardcore liberal. Politics are utterly taboo around here.
As is anal, sadly.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:13 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 08:13 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Phyllis Dildo at April 15, 2015 08:13 PM (6E7W2)
I used to be a member of a private Romanian club, but it went defunct.
Posted by: toby928(C) contemplates his lawn at April 15, 2015 08:14 PM (poLtN)
Posted by: The reason Hillary wears a Mao suit at April 15, 2015 08:14 PM (RJMhd)
who gives a shit what her politics are (and by her I mean any woman)?
If she's hot, she's hot. End of story.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 08:12 PM (0LHZx)
And here I thought Rule 1 was 'Never screw crazy'.
Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at April 15, 2015 08:14 PM (wyXRZ)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 08:12 PM (jhqr1)
________
You have to be some sort of special grade of stupid if you think "greater Seattle area" Seattle only means Seattle proper.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 08:14 PM (0LHZx)
James Brown. "Sex Machine."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:14 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at April 15, 2015 08:15 PM (XYKz+)
Let me put it this way: If it were just me, Chewie, and Sarah Silverman on the Millenium Falcon in the middle of deep space...
Sarah Silverman goes out the airlock.
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 08:15 PM (H1DmM)
I dated a gal years ago who looked like a young Doris Day. Still in love with her all these years later. Oh well, in the next life.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Missed an obvious "Que Sera Sera" opportunity there.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 15, 2015 08:15 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: toby928(C) contemplates his lawn at April 15, 2015 08:15 PM (poLtN)
Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at April 15, 2015 08:14 PM (wyXRZ)
_______
I think it's never date crazy. Screwing....very much allowed.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 08:15 PM (0LHZx)
No. But if you are any kind of Gentleman, once you find out what makes up her inside and it does not match her outside, she becomes a lot less desirable.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 15, 2015 08:15 PM (6yehy)
The real game is Spurs / Pelicans. If the Pelicans win they get to the playoffs and the Rockets go to the #2 seed
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 08:15 PM (W540W)
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 08:15 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: toby928(C) contemplates his lawn at April 15, 2015 08:15 PM (poLtN)
___________
Very true.
Now tell me again how balance sheets affect income statements. It's always a fun read from you.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 08:15 PM (0LHZx)
I used to be a member of a private Romanian club, but it went defunct.
Nah, none of that foreign shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 08:16 PM (H1DmM)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 15, 2015 08:15 PM (6yehy)
____________
LOL
OK man, whatever.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 08:16 PM (0LHZx)
This rich piece worker plumber is going really old. I guess no pipes to fix today?
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 15, 2015 08:16 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 15, 2015 08:15 PM (kdS6q)
Well played. Southern gal, Italian roots from Louisville. Fun and fun to be around (**Wistful sigh**). Well, at least we had a great summer together.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:17 PM (St6BJ)
Yes, but Grasshopper, rule #2 is "if you screw crazy, never give your real name, phone #, or address."
Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2015 08:17 PM (ty633)
Posted by: toby928(C) contemplates his lawn at April 15, 2015 08:17 PM (poLtN)
Posted by: Todd Barry at April 15, 2015 07:55 PM (amQXf)
Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper "Where The Hell's My Money?":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIo7eTS-2PI
Posted by: Deputy Director Higgins at April 15, 2015 08:18 PM (IxEWc)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 08:18 PM (9O+jM)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 08:18 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2015 08:19 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Elaine Boosler at April 15, 2015 08:19 PM (6E7W2)
I'm kinda dense. See if you have mail.
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 08:19 PM (H1DmM)
Many Braves trod that path kimosabe
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 08:19 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2015 08:19 PM (mGBKM)
how 'bout that O'Mallet wag? "profiles in convenience" sounds like a fair hit
Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 08:19 PM (Uk9e2)
Not that it applies to Silverman, but has anyone come up with the line "I'd hit that harder than Harry Reid's brother?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:19 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2015 08:20 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: toby928(C) contemplates his lawn at April 15, 2015 08:20 PM (poLtN)
okay, now?
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 08:21 PM (H1DmM)
Lumping Seattle living cost in with the Eastside is like lumping San Francisco living cost with Berkeley. Your stupid handwavey Seattle is expensive (no argument) and the Eastside is the same thing (jackassery) is ridiculous.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 08:21 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: toby928(C) contemplates his lawn at April 15, 2015 08:21 PM (poLtN)
"I'd hit that harder than Harry Reid's brother?"
Copyright 2015 SeftonCorp. All Rights Reserved.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:22 PM (St6BJ)
I think that may be the first time I've seen Mojo Nixon mentioned on this site.
Posted by: BignJames at April 15, 2015 08:22 PM (j7iSn)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 08:21 PM (jhqr1)
__________
Confirmed. You are a special grade of stupid.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 08:22 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2015 08:19 PM (/tNwW)
Doubtful, but guys need to stop being suckers and quit paying for all that shit.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 08:22 PM (n4MGB)
Posted by: toby928(C) contemplates his lawn at April 15, 2015 08:22 PM (poLtN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhMSzC1crr0
They've almost got it. That was so close to successful it's not even funny. Keep in mind that when the first stage was jettisoned, it was 45-50 miles high and traveling at about Mach 6. The landing barge is about the size of a football field (we're looking from the end zone).
There have been thousands of orbital space launches since 1957. Nobody else has ever attempted this before.
Posted by: rickl at April 15, 2015 08:23 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:19 PM (St6BJ)
******
Change that to "Harder than Larry Reid hit his brother" and you have a winner.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 15, 2015 08:23 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 08:22 PM (n4MGB)
When you let them get the drinks, you give up Rufie control, no?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:23 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2015 08:23 PM (/tNwW)
The real game is Spurs / Pelicans. If the Pelicans win they get to the playoffs and the Rockets go to the #2 seed
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 08:15 PM (W540W)<<<
What is this basket--ball you speak of?
Posted by: NHL Playoffs (that started tonight) at April 15, 2015 08:23 PM (/JOra)
Well, it is common knowledge that stovepipe hats were code for "catcher" back in that day, and Booth was in the theater....
Posted by: Zombie Liberace at April 15, 2015 08:23 PM (amQXf)
Do what you will and I will do what I will.
You go out of your way to make enemies?
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 15, 2015 08:23 PM (6yehy)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 15, 2015 08:23 PM (XrHO0)
Harder than Larry Reid's left hook.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:24 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 08:24 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2015 08:24 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2015 08:23 PM (/tNwW)
Guilty. With an explanation . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:24 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: toby928(C) contemplates his lawn at April 15, 2015 08:24 PM (poLtN)
Posted by: B. Cosby at April 15, 2015 08:25 PM (9O+jM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2015 08:23 PM (/tNwW)
Guilty. With an explanation . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:24 PM (St6BJ)
I saw that came up after your comment, but of course I was not talking about you.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2015 08:25 PM (/tNwW)
$1000 to the guy who gives me this asshole's address.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2015 08:25 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 08:22 PM (n4MGB)
When you let them get the drinks, you give up Rufie control, no?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:23 PM (St6BJ)
Funny and disturbing.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 08:25 PM (n4MGB)
Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 08:26 PM (Uk9e2)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 08:24 PM (zOTsN)
Remember this bit from a comedy routine:
"You start off the evening all cocky, saying 'blondes only!' But by the end of the night, the toothless hag with the bucket and mop under the lamppost looks like Raquel Welch."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:26 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 08:26 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 08:12 PM (0LHZx)
Noted.
I don't find Sarah Silverman hot. Even politics aside, she's "meh" to me.
Assuming that politics is the driver of other men not digging her is not the most sound of assumptions.
Posted by: Hawkins1701 at April 15, 2015 08:26 PM (BQw5W)
Think of all
you'll derive
out of banging a five
And here is the best part
she smells like a wet shart
'Cause she's among
the very
dumb
at heart
Posted by: Zombie Frank Sinatra at April 15, 2015 08:26 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:24 PM (St6BJ)
******
Yep. That'll do.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 15, 2015 08:27 PM (3F6F8)
Do what you will and I will do what I will.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 15, 2015 08:23 PM (6yehy)
_________
You're right once again. Wanting to fuck a hot woman is the exact same thing as wanting to have a long term relationship and kids with her.
My bad.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 08:27 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 08:26 PM (Uk9e2)
"Grow some funk of your own, amigo."
Posted by: Dennis Thatcher at April 15, 2015 08:27 PM (St6BJ)
this is why average girls get laid
Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 08:27 PM (Uk9e2)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 08:27 PM (W540W)
Exit to Eden
In a patent leather bustier and fishnets
You are so welcome"
Yeah, but my glorious full frontal softened the blow an awful lot.
Posted by: Dana Delaney at April 15, 2015 08:28 PM (amQXf)
Hey, I'm funnier than Sarah!
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 15, 2015 08:29 PM (LImiJ)
this is why average girls get laid
Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 08:27 PM (Uk9e2)
Although it is always the goal to bag a Kate Upton or an Ann Margret, I have never been a slave to that. I go for an overall look.
Booze and desperation - on the part of both parties - also helps.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:29 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 15, 2015 08:29 PM (2cS/G)
I need a drink or 4 to process this one.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 08:29 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 08:27 PM (0LHZx)
I am beginning to see why some posters hate your guts.
I think I will just quit while ahead.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 15, 2015 08:30 PM (6yehy)
You shooting a film or ref-ing a match?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:31 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2015 08:31 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at April 15, 2015 08:31 PM (MkQKr)
Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at April 15, 2015 08:31 PM (Dwehj)
Someone in the morning thread postulated that Hector and a certain poster are one and the same. I don't see it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:32 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 15, 2015 08:32 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 08:33 PM (zOTsN)
Palin Steele would be a more likely candidate.
Posted by: toby928(C) contemplates his lawn at April 15, 2015 08:33 PM (poLtN)
After an hour or so, city workers showed up to cut up the rest of the tree and haul away the debris. They collected pay for doing that and my neighbor and I did not. F*cking wage discrimination.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2015 08:33 PM (XmQBO)
I think she was Kimmel's mattress back for a while. Wonder if she got paid.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Kimmel left his wife for SS around the same time he left the Man Show. I wouldn't be surprised if the two events were related.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2015 08:33 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster, Rabid Puppy at April 15, 2015 08:33 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 15, 2015 08:32 PM (2cS/G)
Ach so! What about the white commentary?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:33 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at April 15, 2015 08:31 PM (MkQKr)
___________
I never said it wasn't good. I said it wasn't anywhere close to 1% territory.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 08:33 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 08:34 PM (Uk9e2)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 15, 2015 08:34 PM (LImiJ)
Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2015 08:34 PM (ty633)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 08:33 PM (zOTsN)
__________
Well for starters, I don't live in an HOA. But putting that aside, she's doing very well.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 08:34 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 08:35 PM (zOTsN)
---------
'Ball Kickers'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2015 08:35 PM (XmQBO)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 08:35 PM (0HooB)
Guilty. With an explanation . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:24 PM (St6BJ)
heh heh ok just for being so honest we like you again..
Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at April 15, 2015 08:35 PM (XYKz+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:32 PM (St6BJ)
Add a hangover to Moo and you get Hector.
Posted by: steveegg at April 15, 2015 08:35 PM (cL79m)
I figure now that Hector is getting paid to disrupt this place. So he's whatever his employers want him to be.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 08:35 PM (W540W)
Ve vill zank you to leaf us out of ziss. Zlander us any furzer und you vill hear from our lawyers: [Filzy Jew], [Dirty Jew] Und [Evil Jew]. Ve may be anti-semites, but ve aren't schtoopid.
Posted by: The SS at April 15, 2015 08:36 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: Garrett at April 15, 2015 08:36 PM (InaLE)
Because to do any less, WILL destroy Modern Western Civilization... which is based, in a large part, on trust.
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 15, 2015 08:37 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 15, 2015 08:37 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 15, 2015 08:37 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 08:37 PM (Uk9e2)
this is why average girls get laid
...........................................
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder you know.
Posted by: Molly k. at April 15, 2015 08:38 PM (OFkLn)
Well, she's no Bella Abzug, but in a pinch....
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 15, 2015 08:38 PM (amQXf)
------------------
If we posted in the lefty spots as much as we do here, it would help.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2015 08:38 PM (XmQBO)
361 My mistake. Must've been jWest
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 08:35 PM (zOTsN)
It's easy to get the amoral trolls that do nothing but lie mixed up.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 15, 2015 08:38 PM (z/Ubi)
The guy is simply a contrarian, who will come here and say black when you say white in order to show us what a stunningly ignorant asshole he is, while taking over threads.
Please ignore him and disallow him this pleasure that seeks while posting in his onesie from the spare room of his Mom's trailer while she visits with "customers".
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 15, 2015 08:38 PM (cIoI4)
Guilty. With an explanation . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:24 PM (St6BJ)
heh heh ok just for being so honest we like you again..
Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at April 15, 2015 08:35 PM (XYKz+)
When was I in the doghouse?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:38 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 08:38 PM (Uk9e2)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 15, 2015 08:37 PM (z/Ubi)<<<
My friendsh, we'll have nothing to fear with Marco Rubio in the White House.
Posted by: Juan McCain (R-etirement home) at April 15, 2015 08:39 PM (/JOra)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 08:39 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 08:38 PM (Uk9e2)
The Ugly version of Helen Thomas.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:39 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2015 08:39 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Elaine Boosler at April 15, 2015 08:19 PM (6E7W2)
For $60, I'll straight up commit murder.
Posted by: The Real Elaine Boosler, not the obvious sock I'm quoting here at April 15, 2015 08:39 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 08:39 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 08:39 PM (Uk9e2)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 08:40 PM (f7eH8)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:40 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Garrett at April 15, 2015 08:40 PM (InaLE)
No can, Brah. It's the smell. It's revolting. I fear I would be infected by it.
Posted by: toby928(C) contemplates his lawn at April 15, 2015 08:40 PM (poLtN)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 08:39 PM (zOTsN)
You say that like it didn't happen all the time and as if there is something wrong with that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2015 08:40 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: The Luftwaffe at April 15, 2015 08:41 PM (amQXf)
I am guessing that the person who did that also likely claims that Zimmerman incited St Traytable by following him.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 08:41 PM (f7eH8)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 15, 2015 08:41 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 08:39 PM (zOTsN)
I remember an Aussie chick who was brutally honest about her period.
"I'm on the rag love. You'll have to rip me up the shitter."
She made Sarah Silverman sound like Norma Shearer reciting a Shakespeare love sonnet.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:42 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at April 15, 2015 08:42 PM (IbjZr)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 08:42 PM (u8GsB)
Posted by: Mistress Overdone at April 15, 2015 08:42 PM (2/oBD)
Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at April 15, 2015 08:43 PM (XYKz+)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2015 08:43 PM (XdfG6)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 08:43 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 08:43 PM (W540W)
Posted by: RustyG at April 15, 2015 08:43 PM (34Xjk)
I just can't deal with that Bruce Jenner thing. I just think he is gonna kill himself within a few years
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 08:43 PM (zOTsN)
i find it tragic
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 08:43 PM (u8GsB)
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at April 15, 2015 08:42 PM (IbjZr)
An early appearance is on an episode in the last season (or penultimate season) of "Frasier." Very doable and fine rack.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:44 PM (St6BJ)
So. How about those crazy conservatives huh?
Maniacs. Let me tell ya.
*yucks and applause from the liberal audience*
I've never found her to be funny.
Amusing as in a crazy squirrel kind of way.
And sexy in that "I might cut you one morning while you're asleep" kind of way. (danger sex. Like the danger zone only your dick's the bogey at 6 o'clock)
I can't think of a female comic from my generation. Too much phony undeserved anger and angst.
If I want to pay for someone to yell at me and call me names, I can get married.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 08:44 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Feh
---------------------
I wish I did. Talk is cheap.
My problem is that many sites require a FB or Twitter account to post..., and I am not doing that.
I do have a Disqus account, but many, if not most sites have abandoned Disqus. I hear lots of complaints about Disqus, which I do not understand. It always worked fine for me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2015 08:44 PM (XmQBO)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 08:44 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 08:44 PM (f7eH8)
Posted by: toby928(C) contemplates his lawn at April 15, 2015 08:44 PM (poLtN)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 08:42 PM (u8GsB)
******
Huhhh....
*taps chin*
I'm thinking I see a 7 figure study Grant opportunity here.....
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 15, 2015 08:45 PM (cIoI4)
"I'm on the rag love. You'll have to rip me up the shitter."
She made Sarah Silverman sound like Norma Shearer reciting a Shakespeare love sonnet.
Honesty is good.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 08:45 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: The Luftwaffe at April 15, 2015 08:41 PM (amQXf)
Not that we didn't try, but we always came up a bit, er, short.
Posted by: Zombie Herman Goering at April 15, 2015 08:45 PM (cL79m)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 08:45 PM (0HooB)
Billy Joel sang about it, IIRC.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:45 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 08:46 PM (W540W)
It looks hopeful, but we won't know for a few more weeks. We have to go meet the dog and then see if they want to do a home visit. We passed the first screening though! I really do hope we can adopt him since his mom was an abandoned dog so it really is a rescue, but we'll see if it works out. I'll keep you updated! I very much appreciate you reaching out to me.
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 08:46 PM (MYCIw)
*taps chin*
I'm thinking I see a 7 figure study Grant opportunity here.....
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 15, 2015 08:45 PM (cIoI4)
i'm going to suggest that all females in the work force begin dressing like men to get an automatice raise
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 08:46 PM (u8GsB)
If Jimmy Kimmel kicked this broad to the curb, she can't possibly be very good in the sack.
This^^^^^^^^x1000
I get the feeling she's pretty cold ride.
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 08:46 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: The Luftwaffe at April 15, 2015 08:41 PM (amQXf)
Not that we didn't try, but we always came up a bit, er, short.
Posted by: Zombie Herman Goering at April 15, 2015 08:45 PM (cL79m)
"I Aim For the Stairs, But Mostly Hit London"
- - Werner Von Braun
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:47 PM (St6BJ)
Don't worry, the Rockets will get plenty of calls going Harden's way in the playoffs.
I just hope y'all knock out the Clip Show and a punk ass CP3 if yall get the shot.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 08:47 PM (f7eH8)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:47 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 08:42 PM (u8GsB)
It's the lobotomy that is far more painful than the reduction in pay. :p
Posted by: Buzzion at April 15, 2015 08:48 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 08:48 PM (9O+jM)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:49 PM (St6BJ)
- - Werner Von Braun
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:47 PM (St6BJ)
That's my line, especially since the Hoverround doesn't do stairs.
Posted by: Killary at April 15, 2015 08:49 PM (cL79m)
And why would a man give up his position of power to become a woman? Trannies really throw off the feminist claims.
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 08:49 PM (MYCIw)
Only if he works "flex" hours, takes off time for mysterious reasons, doesn't finish assignments and other employees (*ahem*men*ahem*) have to finish up with no commensurate extra pay. (they do get bonus points for picking up some else's slack. Of course this can't be documented because HR so it's strictly on the qt) and generally thinks that her looks and/or her being female is enough to get her that open position everyone in the office is vying for.
So yeah, no. I'm guessing bruce or brucette still has that damn male work ethic.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 08:49 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2015 08:49 PM (ty633)
423 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 08:48 PM (9O+jM)
Olivia Newton John's body and a truck driver's mouth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:50 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 08:46 PM (u8GsB)
******
As mentioned above, if this really were true with absolutely everything being equal except pay rate, a lot of guys would already be out on their asses.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 15, 2015 08:50 PM (3F6F8)
Nah, it's just that she shouts her resume at you during, just like all the other comediennes.
Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at April 15, 2015 08:50 PM (amQXf)
Huge Obama fan. Helped him get elected with the "Great Schlep".
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 15, 2015 08:50 PM (F0Cog)
all my registrations go to an email account I forgot the pwd to years ago
jenner is mentally ill, I give him 3 years
Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 08:50 PM (Uk9e2)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 08:50 PM (f7eH8)
STARS, dammit!
Ach du lieber, Gottes Himmel nein!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:49 PM (St6BJ)
I got to pull out a smelly sock out of that typo, so it's all good.
Posted by: steveegg at April 15, 2015 08:50 PM (cL79m)
I just can't deal with that Bruce Jenner thing. I just think he is gonna kill himself within a few years
Posted by: ThunderB,
"xe is gonna kill xerself "
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 15, 2015 08:50 PM (kdS6q)
also 407 Mike Hammer: the thing with disqus is weird. I've seen a number of sites change policies with it recently. Breitbart/disqus changed, uh... like you can't link vids/images now, because some thoughtcop whatever douche came in and posted a bunch of gay videos.
it's weird though, i've wondered if maybe there was some security breach or something they told their customers but didn't tell the public, and that's why sites changed disqus related things. weird.
Posted by: Deputy Director Higgins at April 15, 2015 08:51 PM (IxEWc)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 08:51 PM (zRby/)
Yup. Cray-cray definitely trumps body.
And cray-cray with body trumps every damn thing....
oh my........
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 08:51 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 08:51 PM (zRby/
Droppen zee dead!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:52 PM (St6BJ)
Funny you bring that up...
The tranny at OU who tried to get the other slate DQed proved to be a real fruit loop by pushing that everyone refer to them as Mx, etc. Chopping off yer naughty bits doesn't give you the right to your own language.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 08:52 PM (f7eH8)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 15, 2015 08:50 PM (kdS6q)
Whatever happened to Xuxa?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 08:53 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Deputy Director Higgins at April 15, 2015 08:53 PM (IxEWc)
Unfortunately, this culture has allowed feminism to creep into all aspects. Our laws, our science, how we interact with one another daily. It does not fit well into those realms, because it comes up against ways of doing things that are not compatible with the basic tenets of the faith.
However, one of the basic tenets of the faith is that when your reality butts up against feminism's truths, it means your reality is and must always be, wrong.
These things are irreconcilable, and that's fine and good and all that, but what I can't understand is why people are still shocked by this. Why people still act like they expected logic and reason from these harpies, only to have the wet, dirty underpants of feminism slapped in their faces once more. It's what they do. It's all they ever do.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2015 08:53 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 08:53 PM (zOTsN)
I would love to see Cook or Silverman hold thier own in the morning art thread, let alone something more challenging... idiots.
Oh, and Silverman- "WHOSE BITCH THIS IS?"
Posted by: JDub (was BunkerintheBurbs) at April 15, 2015 08:54 PM (X3xYu)
This should be interesting.
Huma's family's contacts should be brought up as part of this whole mess.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 08:55 PM (f7eH8)
I am expecting a call from Hilly HQ any day for her Mercurial services
Posted by: Coleman Stove at April 15, 2015 08:55 PM (/WmRg)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 08:55 PM (W540W)
Pop may want to go ahead and rest Timmy and the boys for the playoffs.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 08:56 PM (f7eH8)
Posted by: John Philip Xuxa at April 15, 2015 08:57 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 08:57 PM (H1DmM)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 08:57 PM (9O+jM)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
You schlemiel.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
"If you're going to call him a schmalecky, then you can damned well call me a kugel."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 15, 2015 08:57 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 08:57 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Murder She Rote at April 15, 2015 08:57 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 08:58 PM (kJUI8)
As an example, I give you the Beefalo Hunt that every military guy has participated in at one time or another in places like Fallon and Yuma.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 15, 2015 08:58 PM (60Vyp)
Silverman's "one of the guys" persona was what made her "hot," not her looks.
And she gave off an "I'm easy/I like sex/You have a chance with me" vibe in her act.
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 08:59 PM (H1DmM)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 08:59 PM (W540W)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 08:59 PM (f7eH8)
youtube.com/watch?v=9w6UUkkOmgo
It is my only exposure to Sarah Silverman, other than that "I'm fcuking MATT DAMON!!!!" shtick what went down
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 15, 2015 08:59 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 09:00 PM (zOTsN)
Try Bath Iron Works in winter.
Them girls start laying on the winter layer around mid July.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 09:01 PM (irGEw)
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 09:01 PM (MDgS8)
I'm rather perturbed at the vulgarity pointed at Lady Thatcher, who was hardly a spring chicken when she became PM. Also, she's a woman worthy of respect not just for her politics, but for being teh awesome.
An SAS tradition is to bring VIPs to the "kill house" and have them sit down acting like a hostage while they burst in and shoot all the "terrorist" targets.....with live ammo. Usually this scares the living shit out of the VIPs. Apparently, the first of many times visiting Hereford, the Lady sat there calmly while her bodyguard dove for cover with bullets flying by. She then got up calmly, and scolded him viciously for embarrassing her.
Dennis was no slouch either. Immediately after the SAS assaulted the Iranian Embassy and killed most of the terrorists who had taken control of it in '80, the Thatchers went to Hereford and had beers with the assault team, supposedly while they were still in their assault gear, smelling of gunpowder and covered in terrorist blood (or at least, that's how the story is often told). Dennis congratulated them on their victory, but then scolded them to their face for leaving one of the terrorists alive.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2015 09:01 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 09:01 PM (zOTsN)
Does this sound funny to you?
It is the year 2105... a young, inexperienced and highly flawed crew embarks on a routine exploratory space mission. Suddenly, their ship, the UMP Cruiser, is drawn through a portal into a different, mysterious universe. With no maps, no contact, and no way back home, Captain Stewart Lipinski, First Officer/Stewart's-Older-Sister Karen Lipinski and their crew have to learn to work together, all while dealing with mysterious space clouds, food and fuel shortages, robot rebellions, folds in time, and the occasional alien attack.
It stars Trace Beaulieu, an original cast member of MST3K. He did a damn good Crow.
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 09:02 PM (H1DmM)
youtube.com/watch?v=9w6UUkkOmgo
...
that's funny. I have definitely posted that clip, but I think you're wrong that I did so on Valentine's Day. Though that's a pretty funny thing, and I'd like to take credit.
I think someone else must have done that, though. I have zero memory of it.
Posted by: ace at April 15, 2015 09:02 PM (PA7DS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 09:03 PM (9O+jM)
Which I *totally* didn't copy. Swearsies.
Posted by: Whitney Cummings at April 15, 2015 09:03 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 09:03 PM (irGEw)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 09:03 PM (f7eH8)
spurs will go to #6 if they lose this one, IIRC.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 09:03 PM (W540W)
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 09:04 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2015 09:05 PM (XdfG6)
It failed, of course, and now their children have become the chestless, self-indulgent wimps that we know them to be.
I only mention this, because it was a similar sort of movement, only, doomed because of the general slackness of society which surrounds us.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2015 09:05 PM (XmQBO)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 15, 2015 09:05 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 09:06 PM (u8GsB)
I think this is awesome news. Finally. She will fuck this up even more. She isn't Bill
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 09:07 PM (zOTsN)
Does this sound funny to you?
It is the year 2105... a young, inexperienced and highly flawed crew embarks on a routine exploratory space mission. Suddenly, their ship, the UMP Cruiser, is drawn through a portal into a different, mysterious universe. With no maps, no contact, and no way back home, Captain Stewart Lipinski, First Officer/Stewart's-Older-Sister Karen Lipinski and their crew have to learn to work together, all while dealing with mysterious space clouds, food and fuel shortages, robot rebellions, folds in time, and the occasional alien attack.
It stars Trace Beaulieu, an original cast member of MST3K. He did a damn good Crow.
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 09:02 PM (H1DmM)
Isn't that the plot to Lost In Space?
And ST:Voyager?
And Stargate:Universe?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2015 09:07 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: ace
-----------------
The bad news: That will get worse as you get older.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2015 09:07 PM (XmQBO)
Crazy trumps body.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 15, 2015 09:07 PM (F0Cog)
Ace or lauraw posted the vulgar candy hearts -- that I remember.
Is it Valentines Day or something?
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 09:07 PM (H1DmM)
The guy who returns to the flight line (or wherever you muster) in the morning with the biggest pair of panties wins. They have to be taken from the Beefalo. Extra points may be awarded if they have 'marks'. Witnesses must confirm suitable pre-hunt activity with the Beefalo before your departure from the bar.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 15, 2015 09:07 PM (60Vyp)
Isn't that the plot to Lost In Space?
And ST:Voyager?
And Stargate:Universe?
And kinda Red Dwarf?
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 09:08 PM (H1DmM)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 09:08 PM (zOTsN)
The Whataburger Tranny made everyone refer to it as "they" including, at one point, calling it "the two".
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 09:08 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2015 09:07 PM (XmQBO)
i'm sorry could you use a bigger font?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 09:09 PM (u8GsB)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 09:09 PM (W540W)
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 09:08 PM (MYCIw)
i'm too old to learn a new language i just call them gender hijackers
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 09:10 PM (u8GsB)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 09:06 PM
I've learned not to Bing words I see here that I do not understand...
A clue? Please?
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 15, 2015 09:10 PM (KCxzN)
Challenge accepted, Hillary. Even with your not-inconsiderable skill at fucking up, you're still an amateur. We're past masters. Seriously, we could strike out at a woman's prison, even with bottle of rohypnol and box of pardons.
Posted by: The GOP Field at April 15, 2015 09:11 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: phoenixgirl
-------------------------
I..., uh..., oh...
Wait! I see..., I read that as 'bigger front'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2015 09:11 PM (XmQBO)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 15, 2015 09:11 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 09:11 PM (u8GsB)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 15, 2015 09:11 PM (xErAG)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 09:09 PM (u8GsB)
*******
*Sighs*
Let me tell you another thing about getting older....
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 15, 2015 09:12 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 15, 2015 09:12 PM (F0Cog)
Let me tell you another thing about getting older....
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 15, 2015 09:12 PM (cIoI4)
i'm sorry, you'll have to type louder....i can't hear you......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 09:13 PM (u8GsB)
youtube.com/watch?v=9w6UUkkOmgo
...
that's funny. I have definitely posted that clip, but I think you're wrong that I did so on Valentine's Day. Though that's a pretty funny thing, and I'd like to take credit.
I think someone else must have done that, though. I have zero memory of it.
Posted by: ace at April 15, 2015 09:02 PM (PA7DS)
Valentine's Day 2007.
Don't comment on the thread. Video linked there is now a dead link. But you did do it.
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=215721
Posted by: Buzzion at April 15, 2015 09:13 PM (z/Ubi)
Don't comment on the thread. Video linked there is now a dead link. But you did do it.
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86post=215721
Posted by: Buzzion at April 15, 2015 09:13 PM (z/Ubi)
alton for the win!
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 09:14 PM (u8GsB)
Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 09:14 PM (Uk9e2)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 09:11 PM
Jelly fish? Is that what it's called now days?
I need to get out more
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 15, 2015 09:14 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 09:13 PM (u8GsB)
******
Can't. I'm Not as think as you drunk I am.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 15, 2015 09:14 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 09:14 PM (zOTsN)
I can't think what we had for topics last week.
Of course lately there's been so much.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 09:15 PM (zRby/)
Male? Ejaculate oozing from his hole, or her hole if she's barely pubescent.
Female? Dismembered fetuses extracted from her vagina, and/or lots of ejaculate oozing from her anus from her multiple unprotected anal sex partners.
The common factor?
NO new human life. Disease is a plus. (The Devil loves contagion.)
A "story", for them, is not art, not heritage, not metaphor: it is Madison Avenue and carbs are good for you, not a necessary evil.
Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 15, 2015 09:15 PM (GJWxV)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 09:16 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jack at April 15, 2015 09:16 PM (53CCM)
morning with the biggest pair of panties wins. They have to be taken
from the Beefalo. Extra points may be awarded if they have 'marks'.
Witnesses must confirm suitable pre-hunt activity with the Beefalo
before your departure from the bar."
Pfft. Try "U-Boat Commander": most tonnage torpedoed within the allowed time wins. Photographic proof of kill or eyewitness testimony required. If you've got great game, you can bang a lot of cuties and win (it is most tonnage, after all), or you can follow the famous WWII advice and "Go for the heavies!"
Posted by: Gunther Prien at April 15, 2015 09:16 PM (amQXf)
"Who?"
Posted by: Sharkman at April 15, 2015 09:11 PM (xErAG)
Silverman's hot. I don't care what anyone else says. And once upon a time she was actually kinda funny. To me it makes more sense for me to not give a damn whether some chick decides to call herself a feminist, and then try to tell me it's not right that I notice she's got a nice rack. She's got a nice rack! Why in the world would I let any nonsense that comes out of her mouth keep me from noticing?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2015 09:16 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at April 15, 2015 09:16 PM (wyXRZ)
Boss leaves tonight for two weeks in Europe. Party at work for the rest of the month!!!!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 15, 2015 09:16 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 15, 2015 09:17 PM (GJWxV)
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=215721
Posted by: Buzzion at April 15, 2015 09:13 PM (z/Ubi)
******
Dayum! 8 years ago, and you were able to find it. Most impressive. H/T.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 15, 2015 09:17 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 15, 2015 09:17 PM (q20+R)
Isn't that the plot to Lost In Space?
And ST:Voyager?
And Stargate:Universe?
And kinda Red Dwarf?
Far Out Space Nuts?
The Lost Saucer?
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 09:17 PM (H1DmM)
Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 15, 2015 09:18 PM (GJWxV)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 09:18 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at April 15, 2015 09:16 PM (wyXRZ)
she must be strong......prayers on the way
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 09:18 PM (u8GsB)
Ditto for women being put off by stupid stuff men say.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 09:18 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Jack
****
and that is how you make a Democrat "male".
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 15, 2015 09:19 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 09:20 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 09:20 PM (W540W)
Posted by: Jack
****
and that is how you make a Democrat "male".
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 15, 2015 09:19 PM (F0Cog)
-----------Still leaves him with a spine, which is why he owns the Republicans.
Posted by: Sad, but true at April 15, 2015 09:21 PM (amQXf)
Hey. My kid was diagramming a sentence in literature and accidentally
drew a penis. Couldn't figure out why the whole class burst out
laughing
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 09:20 PM (zOTsN)
lol
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 09:21 PM (u8GsB)
now Hillary Clinton is claiming that someone has vandalized her fathers grave....
http://tinyurl.com/qfcfzwo
Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 15, 2015 09:22 PM (vNlkp)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 09:23 PM (zOTsN)
this is all they have...
now Hillary Clinton is claiming that someone has vandalized her fathers grave....
http://tinyurl.com/qfcfzwo
Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 15, 2015 09:22 PM (vNlkp)
was the perp wearing a pantsuit? pushing a walker?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 09:23 PM (u8GsB)
I just saw the outfit it was wearing. Holy crap!
Posted by: no good deed at April 15, 2015 09:23 PM (ZKGnj)
Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at April 15, 2015 09:23 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 09:23 PM (f7eH8)
Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 09:24 PM (Uk9e2)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 09:24 PM (W540W)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 15, 2015 09:24 PM (vNlkp)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at April 15, 2015 09:25 PM (rhjQp)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 09:25 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 09:23 PM (zOTsN)
*****
Yep. If in fact this happened at all, guaranteed it was an SJW setup.
The Conservatives and Teabaggers were all busy at work and did not even know or actually care much about who this man was.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 15, 2015 09:26 PM (XrHO0)
praying for her. She's very strong in her faith, besides being the
nicest person in the world and made of cast-iron to boot.
Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at April 15, 2015 09:26 PM (wyXRZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 09:26 PM (49rjL)
Yeah, and it claims that it's "pants" were no more revealing than yoga pants.
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 09:26 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 09:26 PM (Uk9e2)
Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at April 15, 2015 09:16 PM
It's never a "weird point" around here. I'm convinced that there are members of Teh Horde what have doG's cell phone number & are on speaking terms.
I'm a horribly back-slidden man with no faith, so I pledge my thoughts.
Good luck to your Grandma, & to you
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 15, 2015 09:26 PM (KCxzN)
Jew: to fulfill the Commandments and make mitzvah. Everywhere.
Christian: to accept the Christ. And live.
Muzzie: to kill or convert the others. And die that way.
Take that to the bank. My Nobel will be awarded posthumously.
Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 15, 2015 09:27 PM (GJWxV)
Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 09:27 PM (Uk9e2)
utah 46
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 09:27 PM (W540W)
Why does this 'accident' not surprise me?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 15, 2015 09:28 PM (60Vyp)
Back in the early '70's I lived in a communal house just off Yale campus. Lot's of college students.
Somehow the topic of slavery came up in some context and a black girl (who was there by means of her parents as this was before Affirmative Action really took hold) piped up with how "she could tell us all about slavery". I looked at her and said "when did you or your parents experience slavery in the US?". That shut her up but I got some dirty looks by a lot of folks. Oh. Well. I've never been shy about calling out BS.
I don't do it anymore cause it doesn't do any good and I don't care.
Everything you see going on in all the Uni's and Colleges all across the country was started in the Ivies 45 years ago. Every bit of it. Some even started 60 years ago as I had a civics teacher who was a stone commie and he made it obvious what he was about.
Which is why I understand how the Conservatives got flanked by the liberals in Media and Academe.
They were in action long before the symptoms ever showed up.
Like cancer; by the time you don't feel good, it's too late.
That's where we're at and why I'm inclined to hurry the process so the recovery can come sooner. Whatever shape it takes.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 09:28 PM (zRby/)
Wouldn't doubt it.
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at April 15, 2015 09:25 PM (rhjQp)
Please! As if I would stoop to doing manual labor.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 15, 2015 09:28 PM (amQXf)
accidentally drew a penis. Couldn't figure out why the whole class
burst out laughing"
Thank God it wasn't a gun.
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 15, 2015 09:28 PM (ve2pK)
Hey, people were talking about Guenter Grass last week and now he's dead.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 09:29 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: no good deed at April 15, 2015 09:30 PM (ZKGnj)
At least Rachel's act was two dimensional.
Posted by: An Observation at April 15, 2015 09:31 PM (OSg9x)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 15, 2015 09:32 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 09:33 PM (f7eH8)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 15, 2015 09:33 PM (ve2pK)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 09:33 PM (zRby/)
Way to quash initiative, yes indeedy.
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at April 15, 2015 09:33 PM (rhjQp)
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 09:33 PM (MYCIw)
Actually, my act was very, very, very three dimensional. The reviews were kinda flat, though.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at April 15, 2015 09:33 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: Feh at April 15, 2015 09:33 PM (Uk9e2)
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 09:26 PM (MYCIw)
Pants? It calls what it was wearing "pants"?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 15, 2015 09:33 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: Swedish Chef at April 15, 2015 09:34 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 09:34 PM (f7eH8)
Verily...
Posted by: Outarange Guy at April 15, 2015 09:35 PM (GJWxV)
Oh yes, quite right-- bitch paid somebody to do it for her. Did she pay **equally**? Huh?
Lol!!!
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at April 15, 2015 09:35 PM (rhjQp)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 09:09 PM (u8GsB)
It's always the size thing with you gals, isn't it?
Size Queen!!
(j/k)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 15, 2015 09:35 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 09:35 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 09:37 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at April 15, 2015 09:33 PM (rhjQp)
It's in the contract rules.
I would get berated by the shop steward when I went over quota too often. Told me "don't kill the job". See if too many people went over quota, they'd bring in a time accountant who would retime the process and adjust the bonus level accordingly. (bonus was rewarded on exceeding the quota for a job. some jobs were easy to exceed thus the "don't kill the job".
That's what put the Steel industry in the shitter all those union work rules at union wage rates. Stack them up against some mill in Poland and suddenly they're not so profitable anymore. So all those union jobs went bye bye.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 15, 2015 09:37 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Stephanie at April 15, 2015 09:37 PM (sF0CB)
Pants? It calls what it was wearing "pants"?"
Yeah, apparently what we were seeing was layers upon layers of stockings and padding, and by it's calculation that all ads up to pants.
Oh, and on the sidebar of that article I found this gem. There is no hope for the future.
"RACISM AND SEXISM
The Student Government General Assembly voted on several resolutions dealing with race and culture on Tuesday, passing resolutions calling for the removal of the Jefferson Davis statue from campus and recognizing Indigenous People's Day, and tabling a resolution calling for pamphlets on UT's history with sexism and racism to be given out in all cultural diversity flag courses after heated debate."
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 09:37 PM (MYCIw)
My wife just got a pint jar of maple syrup from one of her. co-workers. So, I'm ready!
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 15, 2015 09:37 PM (ve2pK)
Thank you, try the veal.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 15, 2015 09:38 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 09:38 PM (f7eH8)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 09:39 PM (W540W)
The Student Government General Assembly voted on several resolutions
dealing with race and culture on Tuesday, passing resolutions calling
for the removal of the Jefferson Davis statue from campus and
recognizing Indigenous People's Day, and tabling a resolution calling
for pamphlets on UT's history with sexism and racism to be given out in
all cultural diversity flag courses after heated debate."
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 09:37 PM (MYCIw)
Ugh. We should fence in all the universities and keep the crazy inside.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 15, 2015 09:39 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 09:40 PM (H1DmM)
Posted by: Stephanie at April 15, 2015 09:37 PM (sF0CB)
She's not upset. She's lying. She needed a story to show how she was hurt by the "wage gap" so she did exactly what Michelle Obama did when she needed a racism story. Twisting a reality to fit a narrative and getting caught.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 15, 2015 09:41 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Linda Silverwoman at April 15, 2015 09:42 PM (cIoI4)
Not sure if you need the whole thing of Way Of The Gun.
The first scene is on YouTube in its entirety and is the only part worth watching AFAIK.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2015 09:42 PM (f7eH8)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at April 15, 2015 09:42 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 09:42 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 09:42 PM (u8GsB)
sam houston's original idea was to secede, fortify the eastern border, and take over northern Mexico. (well, maybe not the last part, but it should have been)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 09:43 PM (W540W)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 09:23 PM (zOTsN)
Her Father was a Republican... so yes, that does follow...
Posted by: BB Wolf at April 15, 2015 09:43 PM (qh617)
I just watched the opening scene, Brandon. So that's it, then?
There seems to be a couple Lonesome Dove spinoffs I haven't seen yet...
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 09:44 PM (H1DmM)
My money is on the Secret Service or possibly the Arkansas State Troopers.
Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2015 09:44 PM (ty633)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 15, 2015 09:45 PM (F0Cog)
No kid of mine is even going to go there for a visit.
In contrast, Stephen F Austin University in Nacagodoches, TX doesn't even mention diversity in its campus tours. Why not? They actually live it. The student body is well mixed and its not a "thing." It just is what it is. Very noticeable in its absence not being shoved in your face every five minutes about how diverse they are and how tolerant they are and how they are down with the struggle and have costly resources for all the grievance groups. No, the kids are just there to learn and get a good education and get on with life as a productive human being.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 15, 2015 09:45 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Titanium at April 15, 2015 09:46 PM (u9UgT)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 09:46 PM (zOTsN)
Apropos of nothing, just wanted to post this on tax day after getting reamed on 4 returns yesterday.
This is a true story, but she got it all back after I explained deductions and earned income credits. Turns out, she got 20 percent more candy.
Must rethink this method.....
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 15, 2015 09:48 PM (cIoI4)
Yup. Got to "make the job last" they say.
BS, I say: finish this job and move on to the NEXT one. Who wants to do the same old thing forever? (my vision of hell, btw.)
I've done everything I can to help prevent union "organization" at my workplace. So far, so good.
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at April 15, 2015 09:49 PM (rhjQp)
He's turning over in his grave.
Posted by: toby928(C) contemplates his lawn at April 15, 2015 09:49 PM (rwI+c)
I doubt even he believes the BS he spews.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 15, 2015 09:50 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2015 09:51 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at April 15, 2015 09:52 PM (Dwehj)
Hey, people were talking about Guenter Grass last week and now he's dead.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 09:29 PM (iQIUe)
OK, then let's talk about Obama.
Posted by: rickl at April 15, 2015 09:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 15, 2015 09:53 PM (ve2pK)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 09:53 PM (9O+jM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2015 09:54 PM (Wvadc)
Over at Breitbart - Big Govt
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 09:55 PM (2TN4k)
I don't know if you got stuck reading the old thread linked above like me or not, but, yes.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 09:55 PM (9O+jM)
She just needs to be a victim. It's all she has
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 09:55 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 09:56 PM (W540W)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 15, 2015 09:56 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 09:53 PM (9O+jM)
*******
"IHOP has a special. Say again, IHOP has a special."
The Fat Man walks alone.
The corn has ears.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 15, 2015 09:56 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 09:57 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at April 15, 2015 09:57 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 09:57 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 09:58 PM (9O+jM)
Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at April 15, 2015 09:52 PM (Dwehj)
You're quite sure it wasn't at night? A moonless night?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 09:59 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 09:58 PM (9O+jM)
Is a griddle a pan?
Posted by: BignJames at April 15, 2015 09:59 PM (j7iSn)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 10:00 PM (W540W)
The thing that jumped out at me about silverman's "story" was that it was 15 years ago.
I want some woman, somewhere, to tell me how she is paid less than a man for the same job where they have the same qualifications.
Does walmart pay women less - nope. How about random store at the mall - nope.
GM assy line - nope
Teacher - hell no.Full disclosure. My wife is a teacher. There is a pay scale based on years. Everyone is on the same scale. It is gender blind.
Engineer - my particular area - salary is negotiated. Company always starts low. You don't have to take it. And I said same qualifications. Someone with 25 years exp is generally paid more than someone with 5 years.
You don't hear about them because they don't exist. It is
Find me some woman today who is paid less for the same job.
Haven't heard one.
Does my wife make less than me, yep. My engineering degrees and Bus Dev background are more marketable and have greater value in the market. Has nothing to do with my plumbing.
Posted by: RKinRoanoke at April 15, 2015 10:00 PM (b0n8A)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 10:01 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 10:01 PM (9O+jM)
Glen Beck recently and very publicly quit the NRA over Norquist being on the board.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 10:03 PM (2TN4k)
No shit?
Okay, what does this have to do with his spot at the NRA?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 10:03 PM (9O+jM)
At least he's not a vegetarian.
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 10:04 PM (H1DmM)
Posted by: Cheese Sandwich at April 15, 2015 10:04 PM (WZQdF)
Posted by: no good deed at April 15, 2015 10:05 PM (ZKGnj)
Turn out the lights and turn them upside down, their all pretty much the same.
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 15, 2015 10:06 PM (ve2pK)
In the WH and Congressional staffers. No idea how their experience levels stack up, but both Obama and Dem Congressmen/women have be caught paying most/all females staffers less.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 10:06 PM (2TN4k)
Don't know what that has to do with the board of the NRA
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 10:06 PM (zOTsN)
the little boy dancing and his sis looking embarrassed
black guy with beard pretending to be santa
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 10:08 PM (W540W)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 10:08 PM (W540W)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 10:09 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 10:09 PM (W540W)
In fact, in this day and age, if a woman feels like she has been offered too low a salary (wrote low-balled first, figured that would get too many bad jokes) she could actually use that as leverage to get higher salary. Learn some negotiating skills. No threats needed. Just ask if the male staffer makes that or more, and ask for a fair wage. BTW bad example as they are all overpaid.
Posted by: RKinRoanoke at April 15, 2015 10:10 PM (b0n8A)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 10:11 PM (zOTsN)
Considering how important the 2ns Amendment is to not only our domestic freedom, but freedom from invaders, I can see why a stealth agent of Islam would be a danger getting a prominent insider position at the NRA. They're no doubt infiltrating other conservative institutions, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 10:11 PM (2TN4k)
In my grandparents and great-grandparents graveyard (which is very old)
there are many tombstones that have benn split right through by
lightning strikes.
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 15, 2015 09:53 PM (ve2pK)
Former politicians?
Posted by: A dude in MI at April 15, 2015 10:13 PM (Dth0i)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 10:13 PM (W540W)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 10:15 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 10:16 PM (W540W)
staffer makes that or more, and ask for a fair wage. BTW bad example as
they are all overpaid.
Hey, I agree - I think the pay inequality stuff is hooey.
Just pointing out a recent example that has been cited in the news.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 10:16 PM (2TN4k)
Left the NRA a few years ago. They've done good, but, they do some bad. Haven't joined GOA. Haven't joined anybody.
Kinda worry about my name on a list somewhere. Which it probably already is.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 10:17 PM (9O+jM)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 10:13 PM (W540W)
*******
Not so much of late. It was the great compromise of 94 that gets people saying that.
GOA is good. NRA is fair. I have a lifetime at NRA, but before I bought it made sure,that I would not be on their mailing list. This was in 2002.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 15, 2015 10:18 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 10:18 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 10:20 PM (W540W)
LaPierre said he would do his own ethics investigation
And now Norquist has resigned. I think he was asked to
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 10:20 PM (zOTsN)
I wonder how much influence he had on G.W. Bush, i.e. "Islam is a religion of peace".
Posted by: rickl at April 15, 2015 10:21 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 15, 2015 10:21 PM (P7ulB)
The Fat Man walks alone.
The corn has ears."
Recon reports Indians on the warpath in your area.
The vultures are circling the carcass. Repeat. The vultures are circling the carcass.
The pit bull is out of the cage.
The Crips are raiding the liquor store.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 15, 2015 10:21 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 10:22 PM (W540W)
Posted by: Cruzinator at April 15, 2015 10:22 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 10:22 PM (9O+jM)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 10:23 PM (W540W)
I think Norquist is a pure, straight up lobbyist. His true beliefs are a mystery to me. I'm sure he has his own agenda -- whether or not tax reform is truly near and dear to his heart is unknown to me.
Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 15, 2015 10:23 PM (H1DmM)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 10:23 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 10:24 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 10:23 PM (zOTsN)
*****
Agreed. We already have a Preezy doing this. Craig is inconsequential.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 15, 2015 10:26 PM (ABxDQ)
"They Love Their Stories, don't they?"
Oy, they do. The original national pastime, storytelling.
This one time in Poland, ve vent to summer camp.
Posted by: Dr. Gemnele at April 15, 2015 10:26 PM (wehPy)
Posted by: no good deed at April 15, 2015 10:27 PM (ZKGnj)
Being in the oil business can do that to you.
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 15, 2015 10:29 PM (ve2pK)
Are they from Mount Everest?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 15, 2015 10:30 PM (W5DcG)
#1-I am remarking about the sometimes striped history of NRA board members. Craig is an embarrassment.
#2-I don't know what Norquist has done to empower Islamist interests. I haven't noticed it in the NRA.
Not understanding the comment.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 10:31 PM (9O+jM)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 15, 2015 10:32 PM (j1Wvr)
Posted by: davidt at April 15, 2015 10:34 PM (7kqWB)
Posted by: BignJames at April 15, 2015 10:34 PM (j7iSn)
He's not so big on semis or self defense or "meany" guns. Yet, he's there.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 10:35 PM (9O+jM)
Posted by: Overheard on SS radio at April 15, 2015 10:35 PM (Wvadc)
Posted by: Big
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Must not like shrimp and grits.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2015 10:36 PM (Wvadc)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 15, 2015 10:36 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: BignJames at April 15, 2015 10:34 PM (j7iSn)
********
During the last of his "hunger strikes" he admitted he had soup every day, if what I heard is correct. So, more like "Semi Solid" food strike?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 15, 2015 10:37 PM (3F6F8)
There have been thousands of orbital space launches since 1957. Nobody else has ever attempted this before.
McDonnell Douglas DC-X made several powered landings at WSMR ~30 years ago. True, didn't go all the way to the equivalent of staging. But did prove the concept.
Until a ham handed NASA engineer crashed it the first time they tried it.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 15, 2015 10:38 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 10:38 PM (iQIUe)
Anybody?
Hello?
Posted by: Jeaneane Garofalo at April 15, 2015 07:56 PM (6E7W2)
I do remember her being cute until she became a hate-filled, greasy leftist--which, curiously, coincided with teh Bushitler!!1 becoming president.
Sorry for coming into the thread so late.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 15, 2015 10:40 PM (l3LvV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2015 10:36 PM (Wvadc)
Love it....no delivery.
Posted by: BignJames at April 15, 2015 10:41 PM (j7iSn)
Along with having the inalienable right to keep and bear arms, you ALSO enjoy the PRIVILEGE to not exercise that right.
In all it's forms.
The support for the 2nd must,however, be absolute in all situations.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 15, 2015 10:42 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 15, 2015 10:43 PM (ve2pK)
Posted by: irongrampa
----------------
* salutes IG *
* respectfully asks *
True for convicted felons? Including those convicted of violent crimes involving firearms?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2015 10:44 PM (Wvadc)
I have a lifetime at NRA, but before I bought it made sure,that I would not be on their mailing list. This was in 2002.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 15, 2015 10:18 PM (XrHO0)
I did the lifetime membership prior to 2002 and they've not been anywhere near as aggressive about begging for additional money as others have reported. Perhaps it's a temporal thing.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 15, 2015 10:45 PM (l3LvV)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 15, 2015 10:43 PM (ve2pK)
*******
Especially when he is already practically a Bobblehead caricature of his former self?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 15, 2015 10:45 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: bergerbilder
---------------
A steady diet of soup may have that consequence.
Waste treatment plant at Charleston has been placed on alert.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2015 10:46 PM (Wvadc)
There have been thousands of orbital space launches since 1957. Nobody else has ever attempted this before.
McDonnell Douglas DC-X made several powered landings at WSMR ~30 years ago. True, didn't go all the way to the equivalent of staging. But did prove the concept.
Until a ham handed NASA engineer crashed it the first time they tried it.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 15, 2015 10:38 PM (brIR5)
Oh, sure, there have been plenty of tests of vertical takeoff and vertical landing rockets.
But *nobody* has ever tried to land the discarded first stage of an orbital launch before.
Posted by: rickl at April 15, 2015 10:46 PM (sdi6R)
Good question. Been convicted. Served the time. Now out in society again. Can they not defend themselves?
Yet showing a violent nature that landed them in jail to begin with?
Hmmm.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 10:47 PM (9O+jM)
delivery?
I gots $39.78 in cash on me right now. If you can drone an appetizer-sized order of shrimp & grits to me in the next thirty minutes, the cash is yours.
Coordinates provided upon request. Serious inquiries only.
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 15, 2015 10:48 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 15, 2015 09:45 PM (JO9+V)
My daughter got 2 degrees there. She met lots of fine people, school related and town folk. Highly recommend SFASU.
Posted by: tbodie at April 15, 2015 10:48 PM (urY6u)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 15, 2015 10:45 PM (l3LvV)
*******
Beginning in 2007, their marketing mail and calls went nuts. They saw opportunity. They turned a lot of people off by being so aggressive.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 15, 2015 10:49 PM (XrHO0)
Yes. Once they complete their sentences they should be full-fledged citizens.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2015 10:49 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Neil Grassed Tyson. at April 15, 2015 10:51 PM (Wvadc)
Posted by: dogfish at April 15, 2015 10:51 PM (1vYi0)
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 10:51 PM (MDgS8)
Waste treatment plant at Charleston has been placed on alert.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2015 10:46 PM (Wvadc)
Can't trust a fart.
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 15, 2015 10:51 PM (ve2pK)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 10:51 PM (9O+jM)
I believe the phrase that applies to this story is "dog sh!ts in yard" level of news.
Posted by: tbodie at April 15, 2015 10:52 PM (urY6u)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 10:52 PM (9O+jM)
Posted by: Fox2! at April 15, 2015 10:52 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 10:54 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 15, 2015 10:54 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 10:55 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: tbodie at April 15, 2015 10:56 PM (urY6u)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 10:56 PM (9O+jM)
CBD: Yes. Once they complete their sentences they should be full-fledged citizens.
I disagree. I think that losing citizenship rights can be part of the sentence.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 10:56 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: dogfish at April 15, 2015 10:56 PM (1vYi0)
Posted by: Dr. Robert Goddard at April 15, 2015 10:56 PM (Wvadc)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 15, 2015 10:57 PM (XAFOu)
As a lawyer, she' s already a professional liar. Ever notice how many dem politicians are lawyers as opposed to reps?
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 15, 2015 10:57 PM (ve2pK)
People forget how haunting their sound was.
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 10:54 PM (MDgS
"When shrimp learn to whistle..." somebody said that, once.
Posted by: BignJames at April 15, 2015 10:59 PM (j7iSn)
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 10:59 PM (MDgS8)
free market economy axiom is that anything's worth is exactly what
someone else is willing to pay for it.
Posted by: dogfish at April 15, 2015 10:56 PM (1vYi0)
But according to Paul Krugman, there is a corollary that sometimes the government needs to get involved for the achievement of desirable societal achievements and efficiencies.
...I suppose like making the trains run on time.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2015 11:00 PM (t//F+)
Yes...that makes sense too.
There is no logical flaw. I simply disagree.
Now go home and get your fcuking shinebox.
;-)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2015 11:00 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 11:00 PM (9O+jM)
I had to deal with Elon's "other" venture today...they had no clue
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 15, 2015 11:00 PM (KCxzN)
This is where the "pardon" process can come into play.
I knew a couple of "violent felons" in my time in Houston. One was an arsonist who'd burnt down the crackhouse in which he was raised. Another was a guy who shot at the girlfriend-beater who had (earlier) dated his (current) girlfriend, and came knocking.
Maybe the two lied to me. I'll report, though, these two never did *me* wrong; and I never saw them do anyone else wrong.
They each applied for pardons from the State of Texas, and I'd have happily vouched for their character.
But there are others who don't deserve that pardon. Met some of them too.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 15, 2015 11:00 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 11:01 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: ThunderB, Real Housewives Let Kids Play Outside at April 15, 2015 11:01 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2015 11:02 PM (MDgS8)
All right.
http://tinyurl.com/pqdo4l9
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 11:00 PM (9O+jM)
'Get out of The Barrel' free card for anyone who clicks it..
And tells me it's legit.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 15, 2015 11:03 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 15, 2015 11:03 PM (XrHO0)
Then wash off the goop with water.
Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 11:04 PM (MQEz6)
...I suppose like making the trains run on time.
Posted by: Kindltot
Ahh yes, thus violating the *free* in free market.
Fascism: the most efficient form of government whether you like it or not.
Posted by: dogfish at April 15, 2015 11:04 PM (1vYi0)
---------
Trickle up will work, dammit!
Stop mocking me!
I've got a damned Nobel Prize.
Posted by: Krugerman at April 15, 2015 11:05 PM (Wvadc)
Posted by: dogfish at April 15, 2015 10:56 PM (1vYi0)
I've educated liberals and other shitheads on this point. They think that something has an intrinsic value (hence, e.g., upticks in prices of generators after a storm = price gouging). I've asked them how much a glass of water is worth. Whatever they answer, I respond to a man dying of thirst in the desert? To a man drowning in a fresh water lake?
I'd like to think that that makes the point, and they'll have learned something, but in my (increasingly rare) lucid moments, I know that isn't true, and they'll say the same stupid shit five minutes later.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 11:05 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: eman
Bunk, BRB.
Posted by: dogfish at April 15, 2015 11:05 PM (1vYi0)
Then wash off the goop with water.
Posted by: eman
-----------------
The Pudding Meme resurfaces.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2015 11:06 PM (Wvadc)
Then wash off the goop with water.
Posted by: eman at April 15, 2015 11:04 PM (MQEz6)
Neil "In da grass" Tyson is SO envious of your insight.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2015 11:06 PM (oKE6c)
-----------------
This another one of those snide, coded snarks about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Sandra Flook at April 15, 2015 11:09 PM (Wvadc)
The only thing. Mating one unproven, unstable platform with an another unstable unpredictable platform. I see putting it out to sea to minimize damage in case of failure, sure.
It's gotta land on day in light or dark, regularly, for it to be viable
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 15, 2015 11:09 PM (9O+jM)
Posted by: Fox2! at April 15, 2015 10:52 PM (brIR5)
Not at all. Here is a video of a Masten Space Systems test featuring an engine cutoff, free fall, and relight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Yt5L5TlGM
But the Falcon 9 first stage is by far the largest vehicle that has ever attempted a vertical landing.
Also, it's not capable of hovering like the Xombie test vehicle, or the Apollo Lunar Module. Its Merlin 1D engine can only be throttled down so far. Its thrust/weight ratio >1, which means that it has to reach 0 velocity at exactly the same time it reaches 0 altitude. If it reaches 0 velocity before it touches down, it will start going up again. SpaceX calls it a "hoverslam".
Posted by: rickl at April 15, 2015 11:09 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ricardo
------------------
Maybe Musk can hire a teenage drone flyer to do the job.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2015 11:10 PM (Wvadc)
cushiony goop was banned by the EPA in 2013
or, alternatively
I saw Cushiony Goop open for Commander Cody & His Lost Planet Airmen back in '77
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 15, 2015 11:13 PM (KCxzN)
"She didn't deny people access to food based on their sexuality, did she, so it's not at all comparable to the "Memories" pizza idiot.
Yeah, I can see that saying you're not going to cater calzones and pizza for a gay wedding is just like slamming the door is the face of a starving kid who might appear there begging for bread.
No, I'm not a regular eager there, but sometimes I look.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2015 11:28 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2015 11:29 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Mikey at April 16, 2015 12:49 AM (Uff7i)
Hillary, in a heartbeat.
1) Unless your name is Frank Sinatra, having a First Lady on your list (no matter how fug) is one hell of an accomplishment.
2) It would piss Bill off.
3) Should you ever meet Chelsea, you can remind her you banged her mom.
4) The chance to give her a Beverly Hills Whiffer simply cannot be passed up.
5) The Clintons have been fucking us for years and will continue to so for quite a long time. Can't give up the chance for a little payback.
6) Every Lefty you meet will be overcome with both hatred and awe for you. You get both parts of Oderint dum metuant.
7) You'll never need to buy TP again, because just about everyone in Hollywood will gleefully drop whatever they're doing to come rim you, just to get close to something that got that close to one of their gods.
It might take a year's production run of Cialis and an injection of concrete to rise to the occasion, but it would be well worth it.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 16, 2015 01:15 AM (br++M)
Point out the "except for convicted felons, including those convicted of violent crimes involving firearms" language in the Second Amendment. Because that sort of stuff sounds a lot like "infringements" which fall under the "shall not be" part. Equality under the law - it is a bitch.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 16, 2015 01:20 AM (br++M)
@51 In the future, we will all be victims for 15 minutes
A whole generation has been taught, in every movie, TV show and classroom, that it's THE ultimate marker of self-worth and only way to absolution.
...absolution from what, exactly, remains under-specified, so we can all plug in our own subjective insecurities and fears
well played, alinskyites, well played
Posted by: The Narrative About The Narrative at April 16, 2015 05:44 AM (nV/Mq)
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AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)