Wednesday Morning News Dump

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1 Good timing.

Posted by: HH at April 15, 2015 09:18 AM (Ce4DF)

2 IRA?

Posted by: EGGO at April 15, 2015 09:18 AM (KcNEo)

3 They are kinda blowing up our finances.

Posted by: my mom was a Sasquatch at April 15, 2015 09:20 AM (Spluw)

4
The Irish Republican Army collects our taxes?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:20 AM (St6BJ)

5 Dump!

Posted by: jdub at April 15, 2015 09:20 AM (WDySP)

6 IRA?
Posted by: EGGO at April 15, 2015 09:18 AM

Don't be blamin' us for yer tax problems, boyo....

Posted by: IRA Public Affairs Office at April 15, 2015 09:21 AM (h4vJk)

7
Marco Rubio is either incredibly stupid for aligning himself with the likes of Chuck Schumer or he's a sleazy liar.

Either way, that does not build trust and confidence.

Nope.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:21 AM (St6BJ)

8 What I get for reading the content. It will never happen again.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 15, 2015 09:21 AM (GoyxN)

9 Ben? Could we get the banhammer on 389 in the morning thread?

Thank you.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 09:21 AM (sbV1u)

10 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:21 AM (kff5f)

11 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:22 AM (kff5f)

12
Can scientists bring back honest, real Americans from the brink of extinction?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:22 AM (St6BJ)

13 This was semi - stomped, so forgive me repeating this:

So CareerBuilder put out a Tax Day ad that, well, has a lot of imagery that I think conservatives should be stealing for our own messaging.

It's a parody of that odious Macklemore song Thrift Shop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONbMvrklzBQ

I particularly like the Uncle Sam character following the singer around and taking a little bit of everything from the singer - a bite of his hamburger, a flower out of the bouquet he buys for his girlfriend, etc.

Posted by: @JohnTant at April 15, 2015 09:22 AM (eytER)

14 "Scientists in Race to Bring Back Extinct Species".

Honest politicians?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 15, 2015 09:22 AM (wtvvX)

15 Cooke continues to disappoint me.

Posted by: Denton Baxter at April 15, 2015 09:22 AM (wlDny)

16 Scientists will never be able to bring back news anchors who can go off-prompter. It's impossible, I tell you...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:23 AM (659DL)

17 "Can scientists bring back honest, real Americans from the brink of extinction?"

Only if threatened at gunpoint by the IRA

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 15, 2015 09:23 AM (GoyxN)

18 >>>How The IRA Repeatedly Rewrites Obamacare Tax Credit Provisions<<<

Those damn Irish ruin everything.

Posted by: No Irish Allowed at April 15, 2015 09:23 AM (/JOra)

19 Scientists in Race to Bring Back Extinct Species".Honest politicians?
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Those are mythical.

Posted by: my mom was a Sasquatch at April 15, 2015 09:23 AM (Spluw)

20 Does anyone really think Hillary will be the eventual nominee for the Dems?

Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at April 15, 2015 09:23 AM (3ZtZW)

21 http://tinyurl.com/os9u7wc

CNN via Tepid...Arizona Cop Intentionally running over a suspect...

It's like an Olympic sport for the constables...

I'd bet these guys would have been rockstars during the dark ages.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 09:23 AM (/4AZU)

22 Looking forward to the day when going deer hunting will involve dodging that pesky allosaurus that's been snacking on the local dogs.

Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2015 09:23 AM (5+mPY)

23 Yeah... filed my taxes last night.

First time in my life I've ever *owed* taxes. Dammit.

But, it's much better than I thought it was when I calculated them several weeks ago. So that's good.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:23 AM (kff5f)

24 >>>How The IRA Repeatedly Rewrites Obamacare Tax Credit Provisions<<<Those damn Irish ruin everything.
Posted by: No Irish Allowed

Word.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at April 15, 2015 09:23 AM (Spluw)

25 The Irish Republican Army is rewriting Ogabecare on the fly?

Man Barry's terrorist love knows no bounds.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 09:24 AM (/4AZU)

26 10�Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.Posted by:�AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon�at April 15, 2015 09:21 AM (kff5f)11�Burn it down.�Scatter the stones.�Salt the earth where it stood.

Now the day can begin.

Posted by: Gem at April 15, 2015 09:24 AM (gy1ev)

27
Great wrap-up to "Justified" last night.

And a big thank you to all the people involved for not screwing the pooch in the last season and especially the last episode.

The low key coda was especially nice.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 15, 2015 09:24 AM (KUa85)

28 Hands Off! U.S. to Safeguard Japan's Disputed Islands?

The Japanese PM would be a damn fool to believe Obama.

Posted by: Denton Baxter at April 15, 2015 09:24 AM (wlDny)

29 20 Does anyone really think Hillary will be the eventual nominee for the Dems?
Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at April 15, 2015 09:23 AM (3ZtZW)

She's getting the shit kicked out of her by her own party on day one. If no one else runs then yeah, she'll get the nod. But I see the knives are out for her.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:24 AM (St6BJ)

30 If Lincoln had lived...

We'd have gone to war with France over Mexico in 1866.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:25 AM (659DL)

31 Does anyone really think Hillary will be the eventual nominee for the Dems?
Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at April 15, 2015 09:23 AM

Sadly, yes. I didn't think even Blackdemocratium could make that empty suit the nominee in 2008, but here we are.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 09:25 AM (h4vJk)

32
I just saw #389 from the morning thread. That needs to get an atomic hammering.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:25 AM (St6BJ)

33 Does anyone really think Hillary will be the eventual nominee for the Dems?

I seriously do not. Even with the media completely in the tank, she doesn't even have traction among Democrats / Liberals I know. No one wants Gramma Clinton.

I think Lieawatha or what's-his-face, O'Malley?, are the most likely.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:25 AM (kff5f)

34 Yes, I liked that they didn't go the "everybody dies" route with Justified.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 09:26 AM (2TN4k)

35 We'd have gone to war with France over Mexico in 1866.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:25 AM (659DL)

::: Taps chin :::

Hmmmm....possibly.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 09:26 AM (od1KN)

36 30 If Lincoln had lived...

We'd have gone to war with France over Mexico in 1866.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:25 AM (659DL)

Huh? I missed that bit in history class.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:26 AM (St6BJ)

37 If you need the Hammer warmed up and/or a cleanup, you'll need to fire up the tweeter. I can do that if necessary, but I haven't been in the morning thread, so I don't know what's going on.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:26 AM (kff5f)

38 Great wrap-up to "Justified" last night.

Agree. I'm going to miss all those characters (Wynn Duffy--the ultimate survivor, especially). What great story telling.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:27 AM (659DL)

39 Hey again fappers. Popped in on the dying thread, so I'll repeat that I've been arguing Fifth Amendment issues with idiots over the last few days. Entertaining but slightly masochistic at the same time.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 09:27 AM (2Ojst)

40 Also:

Was thinking how the Dems have, what, over 200 EC votes locked up just through the big Blue States and how they don't even try hard anymore, really, and how that could just be a freeing moment for the GOP if they had their heads out of their butts, you know?

They could just let their freek flagz fly and say what needs to be said. But I think it'd wind up "Jeb Bush: You Can Get Jiggy With Me" which is totes not what I mean.

Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at April 15, 2015 09:27 AM (3ZtZW)

41 If you need the Hammer warmed up and/or a cleanup, you'll need to fire up the tweeter. I can do that if necessary, but I haven't been in the morning thread, so I don't know what's going on.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:26 AM (kff5f)

Hector.

Just start at 389 and scroll down.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 09:27 AM (od1KN)

42 If Lincoln had lived... We'd have gone to war with France over Mexico in 1866.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

Really? Why? he avoided getting into war with both France and GB. Why would ae have then started a war that he would have to wage through recently re-acquired Texas?

Posted by: Papist Bograt at April 15, 2015 09:27 AM (Spluw)

43 Yes, I liked that they didn't go the "everybody dies" route with Justified.

Well they'll never get a gig writing for Anime like that...

*grumblegrumble*Cowboy Bebop*grumblegrumble*

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:28 AM (kff5f)

44 I don't like the IRS either, but I don't think they have any thing to do with the IRA.

Posted by: aka.john at April 15, 2015 09:28 AM (zPa3K)

45
If Rubio had aligned himself early on with the likes of Ted Cruz and Mike Lee, etc., I'd wager that he would be leading the pack all the way to the convention.

Schmuck. He made his bed and now he has to sleep in it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:28 AM (St6BJ)

46 30 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:25 AM (659DL)

fuck now I'm wishing he'd have lived...

Had the US gone back to war in '66 we'd have likely skipped reconstruction and there's a good chance having successfully integrated Tamaulipas, Nuevo Le�n, Coahuila, Chihuahua, Sonora and Baja California we'd probably have been better equipped to integrate Cuba after we rolled Spain...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 09:28 AM (/4AZU)

47 Scientist race to bring back extinct species?

If I may offer a suggestion.

Republican politicians with spine.
I hear that they used to walk the land, back in the day.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 09:28 AM (irGEw)

48 Really? Why? he avoided getting into war with both France and GB. Why would ae have then started a war that he would have to wage through recently re-acquired Texas?

Posted by: Papist Bograt at April 15, 2015 09:27 AM (Spluw)

I got this big 'ole Army here.

Be a shame not to use it.

Posted by: Zombie Abraham Lincoln at April 15, 2015 09:28 AM (od1KN)

49 Hector.

Just start at 389 and scroll down.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 09:27 AM

That one needs to be nuked from orbit. Just to make sure.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 09:28 AM (h4vJk)

50 >>>Great wrap-up to "Justified" last night.

And a big thank you to all the people involved for not screwing the pooch in the last season and especially the last episode.

The low key coda was especially nice.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 15, 2015 09:24 AM (KUa85)<<<

Though that was a great way to end things, I can't wait for the sequel... Better Call Art.

Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy at April 15, 2015 09:28 AM (/JOra)

51 >>Scientists in Race to Bring Back Extinct Species".

Wait, you mean they don't really believe in Darwinism?
Thought this was part of what made them superior to Christian flat-earthers they've been dissing w/their Darwin fish bumper stickers, etc....

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 09:29 AM (2TN4k)

52 I just saw #389 from the morning thread. That needs to get an atomic hammering.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:25 AM (St6BJ)

I emailed Maet.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 09:29 AM (fwARV)

53 I don't like the IRS either, but I don't think they have any thing to do with the IRA.
Posted by: aka.john

I thought of it the exact opposite way.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at April 15, 2015 09:29 AM (Spluw)

54 37 If you need the Hammer warmed up and/or a cleanup, you'll need to fire up the tweeter. I can do that if necessary, but I haven't been in the morning thread, so I don't know what's going on.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:26 AM (kff5f)

#389. No ifs, ands or buts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:29 AM (St6BJ)

55 >>Though that was a great way to end things, I can't wait for the sequel... Better Call Art.

And Loretta, budding pot kingpin.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 09:29 AM (2TN4k)

56 Huh? I missed that bit in history class.

Napoleon III puppetized a government (Maximillian). We were distracted by Reconstruction issues...but also had the best army in the world at that point. I'm fairly convinced that Lincoln and Seward would have shoved the Monroe Doctrine down the French's throat.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:29 AM (659DL)

57 "How The IRA Repeatedly Rewrites Obamacare Tax Credit Provisions"

With mortar shells and quaint brogues?

Posted by: the real ch3 at April 15, 2015 09:30 AM (IG5KL)

58
The IRS wants to TAKE your IRA.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:30 AM (St6BJ)

59 Republican politicians with spine.
I hear that they used to walk the land, back in the day.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2015 09:28 AM

Now that's just crazy talk. You have a better shot at finding Bigfoot playing cards with the Loch Ness Monster in the chupacabra's rec room.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 09:31 AM (h4vJk)

60 I got this big 'ole Army here. Be a shame not to use it.
Posted by: Zombie Abraham Lincoln

he offered the Confederacy terms including reperations, using the reasoning tat the war cost more to prosecute in a month than what reperations would.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at April 15, 2015 09:31 AM (Spluw)

61 42 Posted by: Papist Bograt at April 15, 2015 09:27 AM (Spluw)

Lincoln was heap big pissed at Maximillian and the Fwench antics at the border...

http://history.state.gov/milestones/1861-1865/french-intervention

I could see Abe engaging in a punitive expedition or two to unify the nation.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 09:31 AM (/4AZU)

62 56 Huh? I missed that bit in history class.

Napoleon III puppetized a government (Maximillian). We were distracted by Reconstruction issues...but also had the best army in the world at that point. I'm fairly convinced that Lincoln and Seward would have shoved the Monroe Doctrine down the French's throat.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:29 AM (659DL)

Wow, I really DID miss that. Can you imagine if Mexico were actually a part of America.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:31 AM (St6BJ)

63 Yes, I liked that they didn't go the "everybody dies" route with Justified.

Yeah, that was nice but the everybody dies also would've been kind of stupid and violate the characters as we came to know them.

And if there is one thing "Justified" had, it was smart writing and respect for the characters.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 15, 2015 09:31 AM (KUa85)

64 Scientists in Race to Bring Back Extinct Specie

Wait. I've seen that movie.

It doesn't end well.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:32 AM (kff5f)

65 You know, I was going to be all have you people learned nothing from Jurassic Park but you know what? Bring it on. I mean, since SMOD has forsaken us, I guess dinosaur apocalypse is an acceptable alternative.

arrggh

*ragetwitches on ground*

delegationdoctrinewhywhyarrrrgggh

*ragetwitches moar*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 15, 2015 09:32 AM (mf5HN)

66 Seems there is a mystery to solve.
Hillary's dads gravestone was knocked over, right at the time she was on a road trip.

She heads south out of NY, arrives at the graveyard in Scranton, just after dark.
"Park over here guys, let me have some alone time at the grave. "
Sure Mrs Clinton
Minutes later...
"Alright boys, hop onto I80 lets gtf out of town."

Posted by: People Corp at April 15, 2015 09:32 AM (TzeLs)

67 Nothing like waking up and checking your bank account and seeing large automatic withdrawals from various tax agencies to put you in a good mood about our representative government.

blech

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 09:32 AM (g1DWB)

68 62 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:31 AM (St6BJ)

Well it'd be preferable to what we're now facing Mexican lawlessness swallowing the US.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 09:33 AM (/4AZU)

69 Five Reasons Why Hillary Wins In 2016

Hmm, it's NR. Can I venture a wild guess that one of the reasons will be "because the GOP nominates a scary, divisive, theocrat like Ted Cruz?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 09:33 AM (zF6Iw)

70 Wait. I've seen that movie.

It doesn't end well.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:32 AM

But the Empress will get a raptor army. That's gotta count for something.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 09:33 AM (h4vJk)

71 Hands Off! U.S. to Safeguard Japan's Disputed Islands?

The Japanese PM would be a damn fool to believe Obama.

-
Reminds me of the mom dangling her baby over the cheetahs cage.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 15, 2015 09:33 AM (ee9LE)

72 68 62 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:31 AM (St6BJ)

Well it'd be preferable to what we're now facing Mexican lawlessness swallowing the US.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 09:33 AM (/4AZU)

Always it's the Democrats. Always.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:33 AM (St6BJ)

73 57 "How The IRA Repeatedly Rewrites Obamacare Tax Credit Provisions"

With mortar shells and quaint brogues?
Posted by: the real ch3 at April 15, 2015 09:30 AM (IG5KL)

Car bombs and ambush shootings.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 09:33 AM (2Ojst)

74 Napoleon III puppetized a government (Maximillian). We were distracted by Reconstruction issues...but also had the best army in the world at that point. I'm fairly convinced that Lincoln and Seward would have shoved the Monroe Doctrine down the French's throat.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

Briefly, yes. Most of the regiments disbanded within weeks or months of the surrender. Desertion was rife before that happened. We also had a navy. More likely, the blockade would have shifted to the Gulf.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at April 15, 2015 09:34 AM (Spluw)

75 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 15, 2015 09:32 AM (mf5HN)

This is about how I feel when some Republican suggests yet another DC solution to something.

Though I think you've been anti-DD since before I've been a Dedicated Tenther.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:34 AM (kff5f)

76 Extinct species?

Bring back the Tasmanian wolf and give it DC.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 09:34 AM (49rjL)

77 >>Bring it on. I mean, since SMOD has forsaken us, I guess dinosaur apocalypse is an acceptable alternative.

Would it help if they made you a special velociraptor army to use at will?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 09:34 AM (2TN4k)

78 69 Five Reasons Why Hillary Wins In 2016

Hmm, it's NR. Can I venture a wild guess that one of the reasons will be "because the GOP nominates a scary, divisive, theocrat like Ted Cruz?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 09:33 AM (zF6Iw)

This is the same NR that published a Howard Baker editorial in '79 about how cray cray Ronald Reagan would be.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:35 AM (St6BJ)

79 But the Empress will get a raptor army. That's gotta count for something.

AtC's good may be a good, that does not mean it is for my good.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:35 AM (kff5f)

80 Folks, simmer down or I will reach for the banhammer.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at April 15, 2015 09:35 AM (XBUdh)

81 "If you were a dinosaur, my love-----wait, WTF???? I wasn't serious----"

THWACK! CRUNCH!!SPLAT!!

"...gurgle...."

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 09:36 AM (2TN4k)

82 But the Empress will get a raptor army. That's gotta count for something.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 09:33 AM (h4vJk)

Army?

Not like, just a battalion or something?

::: checks Raptor Chow stocks :::

Shit, BRB. I have work to do.

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [/ at April 15, 2015 09:36 AM (sbV1u)

83 Also, don't drag old commenting that you think is out of bounds into new threads. If the old thread dies, just let it go.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at April 15, 2015 09:36 AM (XBUdh)

84 *ragetwitches on ground*
delegationdoctrinewhywhyarrrrgggh
*ragetwitches moar*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 15, 2015 09:32 AM (mf5HN)

**stands nearby, fascinated by the wiggling**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 09:36 AM (zF6Iw)

85 80 Folks, simmer down or I will reach for the banhammer.
Posted by: Gabriel Malor at April 15, 2015 09:35 AM (XBUdh)

Try #389 on the morning thread, m'kay?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:36 AM (St6BJ)

86 Oh boy, more Cooke/Rubio slash fiction on NRO. Dont they have editors to put a lid on something like this?

Posted by: Harley Quinn at April 15, 2015 09:36 AM (kRSSb)

87 AtC's good may be a good, that does not mean it is for my good.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:35 AM

You will note, m'lady, I did not say that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 09:36 AM (h4vJk)

88 Would it help if they made you a special velociraptor army to use at will?

Power corrupts.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Absolute power with friggin' velociraptors disembowels absolutely.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:36 AM (659DL)

89 But the Empress will get a raptor army. That's gotta count for something.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 09:33 AM (h4vJk)

Clever girl.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 09:37 AM (fwARV)

90 **stands nearby, fascinated by the wiggling**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 09:36 AM (zF6Iw

Wait til you see her do it in real life... Sweet baby Jesus.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 09:37 AM (fwARV)

91 88 Absolute power with friggin' velociraptors disembowels absolutely.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:36 AM (659DL

General Colon Bowel rides in on his stegosaurus (sitting on the spiky bits).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:38 AM (St6BJ)

92 Wow, I really DID miss that. Can you imagine if Mexico were actually a part of America.

Visit Texas sometime.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 09:38 AM (fokOP)

93 Folks, simmer down or I will reach for the banhammer.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at April 15, 2015 09:35 AM (XBUdh)

Gabe: [still gruffly] Drop it, or I swear I'll blow this Moron's head ALL OVER THIS TOWN!

[pickaninny voice] Oh, Lawdy-Lawd, he's desp'at! Do what he say, do what he saaaayyyy...

[Gabe slowly drops the banhammer and slowly moves towards the Ewok's office, still holding himself hostage]

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [/ at April 15, 2015 09:39 AM (sbV1u)

94 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 09:33 AM (h4vJk)
Clever girl.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 09:37 AM

Umm...no.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 09:39 AM (h4vJk)

95 My back is out.So bad I'm walking around like Groucho Marx.

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2015 09:39 AM (KETbL)

96 92 Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 09:38 AM (fokOP)

texas so far does it right...

Visit California, and New Mexico sometime...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 09:39 AM (/4AZU)

97 92 Wow, I really DID miss that. Can you imagine if Mexico were actually a part of America.

Visit Texas sometime.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 09:38 AM (fokOP)

I have, but I was imagining much more English being misspoken.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:39 AM (St6BJ)

98 Gabe, we're sorry about the Justified spoilers, okay?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:39 AM (659DL)

99 For AllenG

https://youtu.be/nftxDrStny8

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 09:39 AM (49rjL)

100 Irish terrorists are rewriting the tax code? It does explain a lot...

Posted by: joncelli at April 15, 2015 09:39 AM (RD7QR)

101 >>>But the Empress will get a raptor army. That's gotta count for something.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 09:33 AM (h4vJk)<<<

Clever girl.

Posted by: zombie Robert Muldoon at April 15, 2015 09:40 AM (/JOra)

102 Umm...no.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 09:39 AM (h4vJk)

Not you. AtC.

Or, Muldoon talking to the raptor about to rip his guts out and his face off.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 09:40 AM (fwARV)

103 95 My back is out. So bad I'm walking around like Groucho Marx.
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2015 09:39 AM (KETbL)

Switch to a lighter cigar. And eyebrows.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:40 AM (St6BJ)

104 93 Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's
Despotic Republic of Alextopia [/ at April 15, 2015 09:39 AM (sbV1u)

I'm properly chastened, and humbled...

*checks floor to see if he is standing on plastic*

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 09:40 AM (/4AZU)

105
The new mascot? Poochi:

After a rebranding process with Nike that took 18 months, the athletic teams of the United States Military Academy will be called "Army West Point" and don new logos, uniforms and colors, the school announced late Monday.

The academy will continue to use Black Knights as a nickname. The athletic department officially changed the nickname to Black Knights from the previous moniker, Cadets, in 1999. Both had been used for decades.

All 28 of the school's sports teams also will have a new logo, the "Athena Shield," that has similarities to Michigan State's logo.

Immediate buzz from fans and alumni was mixed.

http://tinyurl.com/psnso68

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 15, 2015 09:41 AM (kdS6q)

106 94- Jurassic Park line? Right before a guy gets eaten by raptors?Geeze, it's like I don't know any of you at all...

Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 15, 2015 09:41 AM (Mxs5H)

107 Just remember the 1866 Mexico would mean reconquering the part the US gave back when Polk invaded the place.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 09:41 AM (49rjL)

108 Would it help if they made you a special velociraptor army to use at will?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 09:34 AM (2TN4k)

Maaaaaaybe.

I must say, I do appreciate that they are making a movie just for me in which Chris Pratt has a Ravage of Velociraptors. That was nice of them.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 15, 2015 09:41 AM (mf5HN)

109 *checks floor to see if he is standing on plastic*
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 09:40 AM (/4AZU)

It's vinyl.

Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 15, 2015 09:41 AM (sbV1u)

110 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 09:39 AM (49rjL)

Why thank you, Anna P.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:41 AM (kff5f)

111 Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [/ at April 15, 2015 09:39 AM (sbV1u)

Now that's some funny shit right there.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 09:41 AM (2Ojst)

112 Not you. AtC.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 09:40 AM

Fair enough. I must be missing a quote somewhere. Need moar coffee!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 09:42 AM (h4vJk)

113 105 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 15, 2015 09:41 AM (kdS6q)

Change for Change's Sake is always a joy...

I'm certain the academies will now become national powerhouses.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 09:42 AM (/4AZU)

114 Ugh the front page is messing with my phone big time.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 15, 2015 09:43 AM (U7cLk)

115 All 28 of the school's sports teams also will have a new logo, the "Athena Shield," that has similarities to Michigan State's logo.

It looks like they've been stabbed in the head.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:43 AM (659DL)

116 Jurassic Park line? Right before a guy gets eaten by raptors?Geeze, it's like I don't know any of you at all...

Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 15, 2015 09:41 AM

Fcuk. And I usually have a good book/movie quote memory. *hangs head in shame*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 09:43 AM (h4vJk)

117 Fair enough. I must be missing a quote somewhere. Need moar coffee!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 09:42 AM (h4vJk)

http://tinyurl.com/kgje9ex

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 09:43 AM (fwARV)

118 Wait til you see her do it in real life... Sweet baby Jesus.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 09:37 AM (fwARV)

I object. It is not wiggling.

It is completely and totally moving about with elegant grace. Is what it is.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 15, 2015 09:44 AM (mf5HN)

119 I must say, I do appreciate that they are making a movie just for me in which Chris Pratt has a Ravage of Velociraptors. That was nice of them.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 15, 2015 09:41 AM (mf5HN)

Hungry velociraptor: What are you doing?

Chris Pratt: Dance off, sister! You and me!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 09:44 AM (2Ojst)

120 Ugh the front page is messing with my phone big time.

Yeah, DG. Some autoplay thingy. Mine too.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 09:44 AM (fokOP)

121 Back in 2008 I remember thinking it would be better if Obama won the Dem primary because Dems are going to win anyway and he would be less bad than Hillary. Sort of a better of two delusional, evil leftists choice that would do the least damage. Well we have now found out how bad Obama is but what sucks even worse is there is that it is probable we will get both choices of delusional evil leftists and will get to find out first hand which is a greater disaster.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 15, 2015 09:44 AM (1BQGO)

122
U.S. to Safeguard Japan's Disputed Islands?

Riiiiiight. And I'm having another Beckinsale/Upton threesome this weekend.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2015 09:45 AM (SpnVI)

123
What's with that t-shirt with Jesus riding a velociraptor?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:45 AM (St6BJ)

124 Another week, another meaningless road trip for Obama. Today he attends a townhall on working family issues in Charlotte, NC. Bet he spends more in travel today than a dozen (?r more?) working families spend in an entire year.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 09:45 AM (2TN4k)

125 I object. It is not wiggling.

It is completely and totally moving about with elegant grace. Is what it is.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 15, 2015 09:44 AM (mf5HN)

Just add some 1970's porn sound track bow-kicka-wow-wow guitars riffs and it'll all be good.

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 15, 2015 09:45 AM (sbV1u)

126 Come on AlextheChick, just imagine Rocket Racoon riding a Velociraptor and shooting up the place.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 09:45 AM (49rjL)

127 And I'm having another Beckinsale/Upton threesome this weekend.

Justin or Melvin, Jr.?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:46 AM (659DL)

128 Immediate buzz from fans and alumni was mixed.
http://tinyurl.com/psnso68
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 15, 2015 09:41 AM

*alum ragetwitch*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 09:46 AM (h4vJk)

129 I like Gen. Patton's version of 'branding' better.

Posted by: Shecky Goldfarb at April 15, 2015 09:46 AM (ASn1R)

130 Chris Pratt

I work with him.

Well, not the one with a ravage of velociraptors (actually: Spielberg Raptors https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utahraptor_spielbergi) a completely different Chris Pratt.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:46 AM (kff5f)

131 I'm thinking I should know who the hell Chris Pratt is, it might help my comprehension of the thread line. Is it worth investigating?

Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2015 09:46 AM (5+mPY)

132 126 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 09:45 AM (49rjL)

Majesty would never let me ride a velociraptor Ms puma...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 09:46 AM (/4AZU)

133 working family issues

Also known as "life."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:46 AM (659DL)

134 131 I'm thinking I should know who the hell Chris Pratt is, it might help my comprehension of the thread line. Is it worth investigating?
Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2015 09:46 AM (5+mPY)

Star Lord!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 09:47 AM (2Ojst)

135 I object. It is not wiggling.

It is completely and totally moving about with elegant grace. Is what it is.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 15, 2015 09:44 AM

So...no gamboling, then?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 09:47 AM (h4vJk)

136 The Aussie guy with the Spa-12?

He slowly turns his head, whispers "Clever Girl," and the 'raptor attacks out of the shrubbery.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 09:47 AM (49rjL)

137 US To Safeguard Japan's Disputed Islands

I hope Obama drew a red line cause if Obama drew a red line then....uh...

...then that red line will really....umm....it....well....

I guess Japan better get ready to be conquered by Micronesia.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 15, 2015 09:48 AM (KUa85)

138 I thought they were getting on board with the whole "lincoln never existed" movement.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 15, 2015 09:48 AM (3F6F8)

139 >>I'm thinking I should know who the hell Chris Pratt is, it might help my
comprehension of the thread line. Is it worth investigating?

Actor recently in "Guardians of the Galaxy" and was on tv show "Parks and Rec."

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 09:48 AM (2TN4k)

140 He slowly turns his head, whispers "Clever Girl," and the 'raptor attacks out of the shrubbery.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 09:47 AM (49rjL)

And says "Ni!"

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 09:48 AM (2Ojst)

141 kraken, Chris Pratt is an actor, best known for his lead role in the best movie of 2014 (no, really), Guardians of the Galaxy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:48 AM (659DL)

142 Now I shall be listening to the Cowboy Bebop soundtrack all day.

I'm not sure if I should thank you, Anna P, or curse you.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:48 AM (kff5f)

143 123
What's with that t-shirt with Jesus riding a velociraptor?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:45 AM (St6BJ)

This one I DO know. It's a thumb in the eye of the Fundies, Youth Earther Christians. Just mockery.

Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2015 09:48 AM (5+mPY)

144 It is completely and totally moving about with elegant grace. Is what it is.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 15, 2015 09:44 AM (mf5HN)

Yes. Of course.

And I wasn't tying cherry stems into knots with my tongue.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 09:49 AM (fwARV)

145 He slowly turns his head, whispers "Clever Girl," and the 'raptor attacks out of the shrubbery.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 09:47 AM (49rjL)

And says "Ni!"

With a herring.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:49 AM (659DL)

146 >>>I must say, I do appreciate that they are making a movie just for me in
which Chris Pratt has a Ravage of Velociraptors. That was nice of them.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 15, 2015 09:41 AM (mf5HN)<<<

Ever seen their cages after a feeding. Looks like a Jackson Pollock painting.

Posted by: Chris Pratt's Jurassic World character at April 15, 2015 09:49 AM (/JOra)

147 *shrugs shoulders most helplessly*

Just trying to help.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 09:49 AM (49rjL)

148 So I told the ONTers about this, but since it's Peak SJW it must be shared with you all too.

A "gender queer" University of Texas student is up in arms that "they" were not allowed into the Whataburger near campus. Why? Because "they" were wearing a freaking negligee and thigh highs. However, "they" say that this was not the 'real reason" and the "real reason" was obviously transgender discrimination. There's alink to the story in my sig, but it may be NSFW because it shows what the student was wearing.

Oh, and Whataburger, for their part, is being awesome and saying "uh, no it wasn't because you're transgender, it's because you were wearing lingerie, idiot."

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 09:49 AM (MYCIw)

149 Arg! They're crossing All The Memes!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:49 AM (kff5f)

150 And says "Ni!"

With a herring.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:49 AM

Can't be done.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 09:50 AM (h4vJk)

151 What's with that t-shirt with Jesus riding a velociraptor?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:45 AM (St6BJ)

This one I DO know. It's a thumb in the eye of the Fundies, Youth Earther Christians. Just mockery.

Or it's how he's coming back.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:50 AM (659DL)

152 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 09:49 AM (49rjL)

I like the sound track... but it's catchy and I often find myself dancing to it.

Doing so at work would be... awkward.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:50 AM (kff5f)

153
141 kraken, Chris Pratt is an actor, best known for his lead role in the best movie of 2014 (no, really), Guardians of the Galaxy.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here

Thanks all. He's in my queue then.

Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2015 09:50 AM (5+mPY)

154 Doing so at work would be... awkward.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:50 AM (kff5f)

Just tell them you forgot your lithium that morning.

It totes works.

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 15, 2015 09:51 AM (sbV1u)

155 152 I picture Elaine dancing from Seinfeld.

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2015 09:51 AM (KETbL)

156
The athletic department's release on the rebranding includes everything from details on the new "Army Stencil" font to a breakdown of the colors used in the designs: shades of gray, black and gold that "draws inspiration from the components of gunpowder, the Army Combat Uniform (ACU) and the Long Gray Line."

http://tinyurl.com/q2v8tkq

The official Army West Point smell? Warm Cinnamon Toast.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 15, 2015 09:51 AM (kdS6q)

157 Just want to say this would get me in trouble

http://is.gd/x1iBq5

Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at April 15, 2015 09:51 AM (3ZtZW)

158 Oh, and Whataburger, for their part, is being awesome and saying "uh, no it wasn't because you're transgender, it's because you were wearing lingerie, idiot."

Suddenly I want a Whataburger with bacon and cheese, and a large chocolate malt.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:51 AM (kff5f)

159 155 152 I picture Elaine dancing from Seinfeld.
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2015 09:51 AM (KETbL)

Sweet fancy Moses.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 09:51 AM (2Ojst)

160 I picture Elaine dancing from Seinfeld.

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2015 09:51 AM (KETbL)

Not that good.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:52 AM (kff5f)

161 Rubio sounds like a precocious kid telling the adults about all the things. He instills no confidence in me that his first priority is the USA and its citizens. He's just a GOPeJr. I've gone 180 on him. His sellout immigration policy is as bad as Jebbies.

Posted by: dogfish at April 15, 2015 09:52 AM (1vYi0)

162 The official Army West Point smell? ~~Warm Cinnamon Toast.~~

Cordite.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:52 AM (659DL)

163 The official Army West Point smell? Warm Cinnamon Toast.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 15, 2015 09:51 AM (kdS6q)

I was going with Calvin Klein's obsession with notes of diesel, Axe body spray, and 3 week old desert body funk.

But...you're probably right.

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 15, 2015 09:52 AM (sbV1u)

164
I'm thinking I should know who the hell Chris Pratt is, it might help my comprehension of the thread line. Is it worth investigating?
Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2015 09:46 AM (5+mPY)

Star Lord!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 09:47 AM (2Ojst)

Who?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2015 09:52 AM (SpnVI)

165 148 Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 09:49 AM (MYCIw)

Yes b/c if there's one thing Texas burger joints are reknowned for it is having folk around that are hetero and dressed more skimpily than Hooters gals...

I swear to God almighty that if we allow the LBGTABCXYZQWERTY crowd to create all their little "look at me....LOOK AT ME" carve-outs as tacit overt legal writ our lawbooks would fill up entire states.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 09:53 AM (/4AZU)

166 The official Army West Point smell? Warm Cinnamon Toast.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 15, 2015 09:51 AM

Not 'Designated IOCT Vomit Point'? I am disappoint.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 09:53 AM (h4vJk)

167 *snickers imaging AllenG dancing through the cubicles.*

Maybe should find 'walk without rhythm' with Christopher Walken?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 09:53 AM (49rjL)

168 Suddenly I want a Whataburger with bacon and cheese, and a large chocolate malt.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:51 AM (kff5f)

Now I want Whataburger and there is no Whataburger by me.

*raptors Allen*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 15, 2015 09:53 AM (mf5HN)

169 Who?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2015 09:52 AM (SpnVI)

Star Lord, man! The infamous space outlaw!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 09:53 AM (2Ojst)

170 Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at April 15, 2015 09:51 AM (3ZtZW)

I see *no way* that could go wrong.

A harpoon attachment?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:53 AM (kff5f)

171 158 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:51 AM (kff5f)

The Family 10077 misses WhatABurger mightily....

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 09:53 AM (/4AZU)

172 "there is no Whataburger by me. "

Now that is just tragic.

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 09:54 AM (MYCIw)

173 167 *snickers imaging AllenG dancing through the cubicles.*

Maybe should find 'walk without rhythm' with Christopher Walken?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 09:53 AM (49rjL)

Done:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ7z57qrZU8

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 09:54 AM (2Ojst)

174 It is completely and totally moving about with elegant grace. Is what it is.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 15, 2015 09:44 AM (mf5HN)

*stares and stares and stares*

Uh huh

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 15, 2015 09:54 AM (gW5Vg)

175 >>Oh, and Whataburger, for their part, is being awesome and saying "uh, no it wasn't because you're transgender, it's because you were wearing lingerie, idiot."

I like how the SJWs try to get in a race shot at the end. Whiny frigging freaks aren't happy unless they are trying to make everyone else unhappy.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 09:54 AM (g1DWB)

176 Me. Live. For. Brains!

Posted by: Zombie Lincoln at April 15, 2015 09:55 AM (gwG9s)

177 IRA.
===============

ISWYDT and LOL.

Posted by: MTF, Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at April 15, 2015 09:55 AM (LISuA)

178 http://is.gd/x1iBq5

Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at April 15, 2015 09:51 AM

Want!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 09:55 AM (h4vJk)

179 IRA=Internal Revenue Army

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 15, 2015 09:55 AM (wrS2o)

180 168 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 15, 2015 09:53 AM (mf5HN)

Majesty- there is one in Neptune Beach Florida....

I could meet you in Carolina Del Norte for delivery....

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 09:55 AM (/4AZU)

181 *dodging raptors, scrambling under and over desks*

What!? Blame Lauren, she's the one who mentioned Whataburger being awesome standing up to a Special Snowflake!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 09:55 AM (kff5f)

182 Suddenly I want a Whataburger with bacon and cheese, and a large chocolate malt.
Posted by: AllenG

It's right next to the Hate Chikn.

Posted by: dogfish at April 15, 2015 09:55 AM (1vYi0)

183 >>>Now I want Whataburger and there is no Whataburger by me.

*raptors Allen*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 15, 2015 09:53 AM (mf5HN)<<<

Timbits would probably be a good consolation food...

Posted by: running for the hills at April 15, 2015 09:56 AM (/JOra)

184
Left side of screen = Megyn Kelly
Right side of screen = Wasserman Schlepps

QED

over at Breitbart.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:56 AM (St6BJ)

185 >>>>What's with that t-shirt with Jesus riding a velociraptor?

IDEFK. Somebody gave me it for Xmas and I donated it, so somebody prolly picked it up at Goodwill and now you've seen it too.

Posted by: Bigby's Extended Pinky at April 15, 2015 09:56 AM (3ZtZW)

186 172 "there is no Whataburger by me. "

Now that is just tragic.
Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 09:54 AM (MYCIw)

About a block away from me. Had it once. Not bad.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:57 AM (St6BJ)

187 172 Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 09:54 AM (MYCIw)

Tragedy is just back-masked comedy ma'am...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 09:57 AM (/4AZU)

188 *sort of glances at thread*

Why is Gabe threatening the BanHammer? Is it just Hector in the earlier thread or did you people do something too?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 15, 2015 09:58 AM (gW5Vg)

189 Yeah I could how that might be used to trap shot at least a rappelling line.

I wonder how long I would live if I went to Whattaburger and then showed the Empress a picture of lunch?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 09:58 AM (49rjL)

190 188 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 15, 2015 09:58 AM (gW5Vg)

No comment, no comment, no comment...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 09:58 AM (/4AZU)

191 Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's
Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 15, 2015 09:51 AM (sbV1u)

I knew I forgot something this morning!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 15, 2015 09:58 AM (ftVQq)

192 188 *sort of glances at thread*

Why is Gabe threatening the BanHammer? Is it just Hector in the earlier thread or did you people do something too?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 15, 2015 09:58 AM (gW5Vg)

Gabe is now sort of an absentee parent around here, in the vein of an Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:58 AM (St6BJ)

193 Is it just Hector in the earlier thread or did you people do something too?

Cochran, how long have you been coming here?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:59 AM (659DL)

194 Why is Gabe threatening the BanHammer? Is it just Hector in the earlier thread or did you people do something too?

Earlier thread. We've been behaving. Empress brought out the Ravage for excersize.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2015 09:59 AM (fokOP)

195 My town's Whataburger sucks. It makes me infinitely sad.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 15, 2015 10:00 AM (U7cLk)

196
Empress brought out the Ravage for excersize.

Exercise. Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2015 10:00 AM (JtwS4)

197 Why is mayonnaise grrl Debbie Washes-Her-Schlitz on TV?

Oh wait never mind, don't want to know. She just lies anyway.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 10:00 AM (49rjL)

198 AtC, the northernmost Waataburger is just south of Richmond.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 10:00 AM (659DL)

199 "I like how the SJWs try to get in a race shot at the end. "

Yeah, that's what pushes it to peak SJW.

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 10:00 AM (MYCIw)

200 My town's Whataburger sucks. It makes me infinitely sad.

Which town? Aren't you in DFW? I haven't found any bad ones (and I used to eat at Whataburger all the time).

The one in Irving (MacArthur & 635) is pretty good.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 10:01 AM (kff5f)

201
and MSRNC is going all in for Rubio:

Marco Rubio Has the Right Ideas -- and More

National Review by The Editors April 14

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 15, 2015 10:01 AM (kdS6q)

202 The "Hillary Isn't Inevitable" piece: I agree with his assessment, to a point. His argument would make sense if the President were elected by popular vote. They're not. As I said in the earlier thread, she really needs to do two things: Win with suburban women in Cleveland/Cincinnati, (ABORTION Ladies, who wants one!!!!). And voters in Northern VA, (I will keep expanding the Federal Government to INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!).
I really don't see how a Republican can win.
Pass the bourbon.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 15, 2015 10:01 AM (5buP8)

203 Cochran, how long have you been coming here?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 09:59 AM (659DL)

*thinks*

Shit. About 3 years.

So.....what did you people do?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 15, 2015 10:02 AM (gW5Vg)

204
190 188 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 15, 2015 09:58 AM (gW5Vg)

No comment, no comment, no comment...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 09:58 AM (/4AZU)

Prudent. Let sleeping Gabes lie.

Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2015 10:02 AM (5+mPY)

205 Rubio is better than Jeb.I'll give him that.

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2015 10:02 AM (KETbL)

206 Gabe is now sort of an absentee parent around here, in the vein of an Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:58 AM (St6BJ)

"DAMMIT!!! That's twice! I want some butts!"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 15, 2015 10:02 AM (gW5Vg)

207 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 15, 2015 09:53 AM (mf5HN)

The photos of their burgers on the website look rather scrumptious*.

That style of burger can be stellar....I consider them a step up from the typical fast food burger. The only issue is how juicy and wet they are. If they aren't messy, I don't want one.

*Has this word ever been used on AoSHQ before?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at April 15, 2015 10:03 AM (Zu3d9)

208 Raptor Jesus went extinct for our sins!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 15, 2015 10:03 AM (DT3rQ)

209 Let sleeping Gabes lie.

I will ignore your giant hanging curveball.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 10:03 AM (659DL)

210 "4

The Irish Republican Army collects our taxes?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:20 AM (St6BJ)"

And here you thought it was the Jews who control the government.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 15, 2015 10:03 AM (KDbAT)

211 My town's Whataburger sucks. It makes me infinitely sad.
Posted by: DangerGirl

The one in the 040 or in the 039?

Posted by: dogfish at April 15, 2015 10:03 AM (1vYi0)

212 Ted Cruz firing a M249 from the shoulder.

http://tinyurl.com/ophk4kx

Libs shitting themselves video unavailable at this time.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 15, 2015 10:03 AM (fWAjv)

213 Rubio is better than Jeb.I'll give him that.
Posted by: steevy

I'd give him that. Both have far more experience than obama had/has. or Hillarity.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 15, 2015 10:03 AM (Spluw)

214 192 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2015 09:58 AM (St6BJ)

as long as the family counselor looks a little like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachael_Stirling I'll endure

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:03 AM (/4AZU)

215
*Has this word ever been used on AoSHQ before?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at April 15, 2015 10:03 AM (Zu3d9)

I think it was epidemic on the Cake Girl threads.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2015 10:03 AM (SpnVI)

216 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 10:01 AM (kff5f)

183/Useless Main. Cold burgers every time. The one in Hurst is much better but I always get sidetracked by HateChikn over there.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 15, 2015 10:04 AM (U7cLk)

217 I was going with Calvin Klein's obsession with notes of diesel, Axe body spray, and 3 week old desert body funk.

But...you're probably right.

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Despotic Republic of Alextopia [ at April 15, 2015 09:52 AM (sbV1u)

That is the single best description of how one of my ex boyfriends smelled.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 15, 2015 10:04 AM (mf5HN)

218 "DAMMIT!!! That's twice! I want some butts!"
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 15, 2015 10:02 AM (gW5Vg)

Interesting choice of words.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 10:04 AM (2Ojst)

219 I think it was epidemic on the Cake Girl threads.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2015 10:03 AM (SpnVI)

Cake Girl has been one upped. I trust the Horde knows of what I speak.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 15, 2015 10:05 AM (gW5Vg)

220 That is the single best description of how one of my ex boyfriends smelled.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 15, 2015 10:04 AM

O_o

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 10:05 AM (h4vJk)

221 204 Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2015 10:02 AM (5+mPY)

Like I said yesterday afternoon on why I am so scarce...

"how many ways can you say America is a bunch of retards fucking a door knob?"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:05 AM (/4AZU)

222 Dogfish, the 040.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 15, 2015 10:05 AM (U7cLk)

223 Posted by: DangerGirl at April 15, 2015 10:04 AM (U7cLk)

Oh, yeah I don't think I've ever been to that one.

How does Whataburger (which, you know, cooks your burger when you order it) serve a cold burger?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 10:05 AM (kff5f)

224 Cake Girl has been one upped. I trust the Horde knows of what I speak.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 15, 2015 10:05 AM

I was away from the blog for a few months...who is this Cake Girl of whom you speak?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 10:06 AM (h4vJk)

225 I wonder how long I would live if I went to Whattaburger and then showed the Empress a picture of lunch?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 09:58 AM (49rjL)

Not very.

Dammit I'm hungry now.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 15, 2015 10:06 AM (mf5HN)

226 So Obama scrapped the missile defense of Eastern Europe by withdrawing plans to protect Poland. This was in response to Russia's vigorous complaints and threats. Romney called this a "gift to Russia".

Now, Russia pokes Obama in the eye by supplying missiles to Iran, claiming they are only for defense. Obama is probably working on his golf swing rather than doing something about this.

Dick Cheney is right about Obama acting as if he is trying to take this country down. And he is doing it in the most obviously dangerous way.

Obama is becoming a tinpot dictator owned by Putin.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 15, 2015 10:06 AM (zpZLP)

227 Then there is Truly Scrumptious, one of Ian Fleming's many delectable characters.

http://tinyurl.com/kf6ny85

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 10:06 AM (49rjL)

228 >>I really don't see how a Republican can win.
Pass the bourbon.

Continue to hammer the piss out of grannie. The RNC and various candidates have a year to train all of their fire on her and remind the country what a dishonest, duplicitous twat she is. And continue to tie her to Obama's disastrous policies both domestic and foreign.

I don't see the enthusiasm for Hillary, particularly amongst the youngsters where Obama not only won but expanded the electorate. Hillary ain't cool and if the RNC can help depress her turnout she isn't inevitable at all.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 10:06 AM (g1DWB)

229 How does Whataburger (which, you know, cooks your burger when you order it) serve a cold burger?

Great question. Only the submorons at my Whataburger can answer.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 15, 2015 10:07 AM (U7cLk)

230 216 Posted by: DangerGirl at April 15, 2015 10:04 AM (U7cLk)

Really?

That's odd I've had Whataburger all over and their attention to enforcing QC is part of why I enjoy them so...

it has been in my fortunate experience a greater level of consistency than even McDonalds of late...

Of course I have not ate much in DFW.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:07 AM (/4AZU)

231 224 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 10:06 AM (h4vJk)

Cake girl was from those heady days of 2012ish...

http://minx.cc:1080/?post=331747

b/c Sven loves you

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:08 AM (/4AZU)

232 Charles Cooke's article on Rubio's "Shift In Tone" is excellent.

Posted by: MTF, Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at April 15, 2015 10:08 AM (LISuA)

233 Would completely free and open speech destroy this blog?

The sad truth is...yes

This world simply cannot handle the truth

Posted by: Cheryl Suxcoxalot at April 15, 2015 10:09 AM (+YNzP)

234 Re comment 228. Just mock the Red Queen until Pop Culture rejects her. But we should realize that what will be put forward in her stead could be far far worse.

Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2015 10:10 AM (5+mPY)

235 The second amendment is there so that you and I can protect our homes and our families and our children and our lives. It's also there as a fundamental check on government tyranny. That, ultimately, is not subject to public opinion polls, it's subject to the express protections of the Bill of Rights and the Constitution.

Ted Cruz

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 10:11 AM (fwARV)

236 Insomniac, what 5th Amendment issue have you been arguing with dipshits? Takings or that stupid double jeopardy movie with AJ's Puffy Scamper in it?

I am praying today for good news on an off market real estate deal I am trying to ink. Yikes.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 15, 2015 10:11 AM (rXB/r)

237 I'm fairly convinced that Lincoln and Seward would have shoved the Monroe Doctrine down the French's throat.

The existence of a couple of million trained and hardened fighting men in the US probably lead directly to Canadian independence.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 15, 2015 10:11 AM (evdj2)

238 Unfortunately, I am still boycotting Chick Fil A for their former large donations to several anti gay organizations. I have several gay friends and family members,that I love dearly, who remind me that every time I eat a chicken nugget from Chick Fil A that I am trampling on their civil rights.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 15, 2015 10:11 AM (fWAjv)

239 Greetings, gentlefappers.

Fresh hell and all that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 10:12 AM (0HooB)

240 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077

I used to be a Whataburger connoisseur. In DFW they tend to be really good (because competition is good for consumers). Trust people in Useless to screw up Whataburger.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 10:12 AM (kff5f)

241 "That, ultimately, is not subject to public opinion polls, it's subject to the express protections of the Bill of Rights and the Constitution."

Cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuz!

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 10:12 AM (MYCIw)

242 or did you people do something too?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 15, 2015 09:58 AM (gW5Vg)

Interesting assumption.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at April 15, 2015 10:12 AM (Zu3d9)

243 234 Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2015 10:10 AM (5+mPY)

It'd be a better demarcator of how far gone America really is though...

We'd get Lieawatha I think...

Hillary! is gaining the benefit of the NEA brainwashing the United States children for 30 years that the womyn folk HAVE TO VOTE FOR HER....she is literally the face on the Red Queen's card to use a Manchurian candidate line...

A smart GOP would nominate Nikki Haley and go for the throat hammering that lying scandal ridden bitch like a pron queen in a bumper car...

thing is we have no smart GOP

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:12 AM (/4AZU)

244 Speaking of peak, sorry Project A-kon this year is truly a no-go.

Badge for all days is now $55. Hotel room is well past $100/night. For four nights. Then there is the 15 hours of traveling to and from.

And you have zero guests I am interested in. Sure I have friends on staff, but with 26K+ people I might see them for a few minutes.

Not going to happen.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 10:13 AM (49rjL)

245 OMG, such stupid SJW goal confusion - Blair's law in action:

"I could have understood it if [the officer] said [Grant] couldn't go in there because of the way they were dressed, but as soon as he said, 'Wait, are you a dude?' that turned the whole thing into a transphobia-driven thing," Owens said. "It would have been different if this was about actually being decent."

Uh, no, you dress like a lady so the officer's confusion is to be expected.

" I think that it's important to acknowledge the fact that as a white person, I didn't have to fear for my life when talking back to the police. I realize that people of color don't really have that option for the most part, and it generally ends badly."

Michael Brown would not appreciate you hijacking the #BlackLivesMatter cause.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 10:13 AM (2TN4k)

246 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 15, 2015 10:11 AM (fWAjv)

I'll have a Chicken Sandwich of Hate for you, then.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 10:13 AM (kff5f)

247 Charles Cooke's article on Rubio's "Shift In Tone" is excellent.

Posted by: MTF, Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at April 15, 2015 10:08 AM (LISuA)
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And what exactly is a "shift in tone" worth? You can shift your tone towards working Americans all day long and its of no use when your signature legislation aimed at replacing these Americans with foreigners.

Posted by: Harley Quinn at April 15, 2015 10:13 AM (kRSSb)

248 That is the single best description of how one of my ex boyfriends smelled.

*lol*

My college boyfriend, whom I still occasionally miss, washed his clothes in Tide with no fabric softener*. Occasionally I will have to sit close to someone at work who does the same and my brain will try to betray me. Let's just get through this so I can finish killing you with beer.

* A later one told me fabric softener is how women mark their territory. That one, I don't miss.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 10:13 AM (/kI1Q)

249 Ted Cruz firing a M249 from the shoulder.

TRIGGER WARNING.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 10:13 AM (659DL)

250 236 Insomniac, what 5th Amendment issue have you been arguing with dipshits? Takings or that stupid double jeopardy movie with AJ's Puffy Scamper in it?

I am praying today for good news on an off market real estate deal I am trying to ink. Yikes.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 15, 2015 10:11 AM (rXB/r)

Without going into all the gory detail, the right to remain silent during a custodial interrogation on the part of minors.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 10:13 AM (2Ojst)

251 Oh, and good luck on your deal.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2015 10:14 AM (2Ojst)

252 I think I've eaten at every Whataburger in East Texas. The one in Jasper and the one in Marshall are competing for top spot.

Posted by: no good deed at April 15, 2015 10:14 AM (ZKGnj)

253 Then there is Truly Scrumptious, one of Ian Fleming's many delectable characters.

Just the slightest of corrections, dear lady: Truly Scrumptious was a character created for the movie. In Fleming's book, the Potts children had a mother named Mimsie.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 10:14 AM (zF6Iw)

254
@218
"I like pork butts and I can't deny..."
-Sir Munchalot (okay, now I've got the worst parody of that awful Sir Mixalot song stuck in my head)

Posted by: lurkingestlurker-Giant Hungry Monastic Plush Porcupine Standing Next to a Smoker at April 15, 2015 10:14 AM (k8xvx)

255 I think that it's important to acknowledge the fact that as a white
person, I didn't have to fear for my life when talking back to the
police.

Didn't a recent study just show that cops hesitate less about shooting a white man?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 10:14 AM (/kI1Q)

256 Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 10:13 AM (2TN4k)

*headdesk*

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 10:15 AM (kff5f)

257 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:08 AM

Umm....Well...That's...I mean....Umm....

Brb. Bunk.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 10:15 AM (h4vJk)

258 I didn't have to fear for my life when talking back to the police. I realize that people of color don't really have that option for the most part, and it generally ends badly.

I would like for everyone to gaze in wonder at the fully operational dumbass.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 10:15 AM (659DL)

259 Didn't a recent study just show that cops hesitate less about shooting a white man?

Shhhh... s/h/it's rolling.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 10:15 AM (kff5f)

260 "I like pork butts and I can't deny..."

Preach it!

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 10:15 AM (/kI1Q)

261 255 Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 10:14 AM (/kI1Q)

Yup...

a white guy gets shot you have to watch his family or maybe biker gang for blowback...

NAALCP however has a mobile rolling riot corporation formed.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:16 AM (/4AZU)

262 Speaking of peak, sorry Project A-kon this year is truly a no-go.
Badge for all days is now $55. Hotel room is well past $100/night. For four nights. Then there is the 15 hours of traveling to and from.
And you have zero guests I am interested in. Sure I have friends on staff, but with 26K+ people I might see them for a few minutes.
Not going to happen.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 10:13 AM (49rjL)

Why don't you come to the MoMe, Anna?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 10:16 AM (zF6Iw)

263 a white guy gets shot you have to watch his family or maybe biker gang for blowback...

Oh hell, I've seen news pieces where the family's like "Sheeeeeit, yeah, he had that comin'." Paraphrasing.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 10:16 AM (/kI1Q)

264 257 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 10:15 AM (h4vJk)

She's a Bambi bot IIRC...but she's also a beautiful sweetheart...

I hope she and Ryan are as happy as can be.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:16 AM (/4AZU)

265 I'll have a Chicken Sandwich of Hate for you, then.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 10:13 AM (kff5f)

Not me. From another blog when I was searching if whataburger was gay-friendly.

Hell if I'm boycotting Chick-Fil-A.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 15, 2015 10:16 AM (fWAjv)

266 every time I eat a chicken nugget from Chick Fil A that I am trampling on their civil rights

Tasty tasty trampling.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 15, 2015 10:17 AM (evdj2)

267 #247 This. 1000%.

Posted by: dogfish at April 15, 2015 10:17 AM (1vYi0)

268 I have several gay friends and family members,that I love dearly, who remind me that every time I eat a chicken nugget from Chick Fil A that I am trampling on their civil rights.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 15, 2015 10:11 AM (fWAjv)

Fuck that shit.

You're having a fucking chicken sandwich, not initiating Kristallnacht II: Electric Boogaloo.

If they persist in that shit then just tell them that every time they have gay sex they're undermining the moral basis for society.

That's just as much a load of bullshit as the load they're feeding you. See if they like that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 10:17 AM (E4lP3)

269 If Lincoln had lived, there'd be a lot fewer vampires.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 15, 2015 10:17 AM (3F6F8)

270 269 Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 15, 2015 10:17 AM (3F6F

Spoiler Alert....

Woodrow Wilson would still happen.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:18 AM (/4AZU)

271 I just hope Ryan knows how good he has it.

Posted by: MTF, Vote for someone the GOP insiders hate! at April 15, 2015 10:18 AM (LISuA)

272 She's a Bambi bot IIRC...but she's also a beautiful sweetheart...

I hope she and Ryan are as happy as can be.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:16 AM

How I missed that in 2012 is beyond me....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 10:18 AM (h4vJk)

273 If Lincoln were alive today, would he be:

A - Advising the President
B - Running for President
C - Scratching frantically at the lid of his coffin.

Posted by: Beating memes to death at April 15, 2015 10:19 AM (evdj2)

274 "I could have understood it if [the officer] said [Grant] couldn't go in there because of the way they were dressed, but as soon as he said, 'Wait, are you a dude?' that turned the whole thing into a transphobia-driven thing," Owens said. "It would have been different if this was about actually being decent."

In the immortal words of Bartholomew J. Simpson, "What we need is another Vietnam. Thin their ranks out."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 10:19 AM (zF6Iw)

275 MPPPP, why not the MoMe?

By car its 19 hours one way. And I would really feel bad if the stalker showed up and tried to torch the place. But mainly the distance.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 10:20 AM (49rjL)

276 I have several gay friends and family members,that I love dearly, who remind me that every time I eat a chicken nugget from Chick Fil A that I am trampling on their civil rights.

That there is some weapons grade stoopid.

Stupidity should be painful.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 10:20 AM (0HooB)

277 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 15, 2015 10:16 AM (fWAjv)

Oh. Okay. I thought you'd gone insane there for a minute.

Though I *do* give that response ("I'll have a Chicken Sandwich of Hate for you, then") to people around me who say such things. Because, yeah.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 10:20 AM (kff5f)

278 They're getting married this year.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 15, 2015 10:20 AM (fWAjv)

279 Fuck that shit.

You're having a fucking chicken sandwich, not initiating Kristallnacht II: Electric Boogaloo.

If they persist in that shit then just tell them that every time they have gay sex they're undermining the moral basis for society.

That's just as much a load of bullshit as the load they're feeding you. See if they like that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 10:17 AM (E4lP3)

*points*

What that guy said.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 15, 2015 10:20 AM (gW5Vg)

280 By car its 19 hours one way. And I would really feel bad if the stalker showed up and tried to torch the place. But mainly the distance.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 10:20 AM (49rjL)

What's the nearest airport?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 10:20 AM (E4lP3)

281 277 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 10:20 AM (kff5f)

sometimes a meal is just a meal...other times it is a fuck you to SJWs...

I wish Sonic would make my consuming a 1/2 price cheeseburger this evening a social stand.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:21 AM (/4AZU)

282 If they persist in that shit then just tell them that every time they have gay sex they're undermining the moral basis for society.

If they persist, just ask if they want the pickle.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 10:21 AM (659DL)

283 Access to Emergency Birth Control (i.e. the morning after pill) not only has no effect on abortions, but it INCREASES STDs !!

http://tinyurl.com/kklg7qw

Posted by: McCool at April 15, 2015 10:21 AM (TQxRy)

284 And Aaron Hernandez goes down on Murder One.

He'll be going down on cellmates later I imagine.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 15, 2015 10:21 AM (DT3rQ)

285 Posted by: McCool at April 15, 2015 10:21 AM (TQxRy)

I'll take "Things that are obvious" for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 10:21 AM (kff5f)

286 Verdict reached in Aaron Hernandez trial. Waiting for announcement.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 15, 2015 10:22 AM (2cS/G)

287 By car its 19 hours one way. And I would really feel bad if the stalker showed up and tried to torch the place. But mainly the distance.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 10:20 AM (49rjL)

The Commonwealth of Virginia allows legally-permitted residents to carry concealed in a bar provided they are not consuming alcohol and they individual establishment doesn't otherwise prohibit it.

Just throwing that out there.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 10:22 AM (fwARV)

288 Posted by: Beating memes to death at April 15, 2015 10:19 AM (evdj2)

I laugh at that one every time.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2015 10:22 AM (659DL)

289 275 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 10:20 AM (49rjL)

Ms Puma,

You could go in disguise...

If Pac10077 could get time off(she's Leading her last class for this tour thank God) she'd be thrilled to meet you....

Sadly I don't think we'll make it to any MoMees until she gets out.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:22 AM (/4AZU)

290 Listening now, yup he's guilty of all the charges I've heard read.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 15, 2015 10:23 AM (2cS/G)

291 284 Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 15, 2015 10:21 AM (DT3rQ)

I'm pretty sure he'll be the QB not the TE in the joint...

Lawrence Phillips went Hannibal lecter on someone's ass after all.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:24 AM (/4AZU)

292 Made the mistake if reading the entire tranny Whataburger article.

The douche doing most of the talking's head is so full of fail the cop should probably have just tazed him in the face.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 15, 2015 10:24 AM (rXB/r)

293 Sean thank you, but its simply not going to happen.

Okay back to the writing so I can become a best selling author.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2015 10:24 AM (49rjL)

294 Access to Emergency Birth Control (i.e. the morning after pill) not only has no effect on abortions, but it INCREASES STDs !!

The face I am making right now.
http://is.gd/NVKeTq

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 10:24 AM (/kI1Q)

295 sometimes a meal is just a meal...other times it is a fuck you to SJWs...

I wish Sonic would make my consuming a 1/2 price cheeseburger this evening a social stand.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:21 AM (/4AZU)

Or Hickory River. Their product is great, their price ruinous. They should spin it somehow as a Truecon act of obedience when I eat there. For my conscience and all.

Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2015 10:24 AM (5+mPY)

296 I'm actually very surprised.

Is it sad that I always go in assuming it will be a not guilty verdict?

I guess that's the point of the justice system though.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 15, 2015 10:24 AM (TMe1n)

297
I think I've eaten at every Whataburger in East Texas. The one in Jasper and the one in Marshall...
Posted by: no good deed

I've been to Paradise
But I've never been to me.

https://youtu.be/ZrIqsFSjqso

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 15, 2015 10:24 AM (kdS6q)

298 272 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2015 10:18 AM (h4vJk)

How I remember ANYTHING from 2012 is beyond me...

man I was off the hook as they say

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:25 AM (/4AZU)

299 By car its 19 hours one way.

Ugh. I take it flying is out of the question?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 10:26 AM (zF6Iw)

300 Verdict reached in Aaron Hernandez trial. Waiting for announcement.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 15, 2015 10:22 AM (2cS/G)

Guilty.

Life. No Parole.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 10:26 AM (E4lP3)

301 @Sean bannion:

Can i use Kristallnacht II: Electric Boogaloo? That is truly awesome.

Posted by: Penfold at April 15, 2015 10:26 AM (Fbt5B)

302 so when someone is going through the neighborhood discharging a stolen shotgun and an officer mows him down with police car.....that's excessive force.....really?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 10:27 AM (u8GsB)

303 How I remember ANYTHING from 2012 is beyond me...

What's left of my mind is not unlike a computer hard drive that's completely full: if I want to put a new bit of information on it, another bit has to be removed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 10:27 AM (0HooB)

304 Though I *do* give that response ("I'll have a Chicken Sandwich of Hate for you, then") to people around me who say such things. Because, yeah.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 15, 2015 10:20 AM (kff5f)

What can I get for you Floyd Corkins?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 15, 2015 10:27 AM (fWAjv)

305 I don't pay much attention to the "celebrities" on trial, what was it that Hernandez did again?

Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 15, 2015 10:27 AM (tf9Ne)

306 "not only has no effect on abortions, but it INCREASES STDs !! "

Well, yeah. It's been known for years and years that emergency contraception is absolutely useless at the population level. Why? Because it doesn't work, at all, on women who weigh more than about 150 lbs.

Yet doctors keep giving it to such women and the media keeps spinning it as though it's The Answer.

I've noticed now they've gone to pushing long lasting implants. Sure, let's put IUDs in teenagers who've never had children. Uterine perforation and PID is super fun for everyone.

Posted by: Lauren at April 15, 2015 10:28 AM (MYCIw)

307 All right... we'll give some land to the n*****s and the chinks. But we don't want the Irish!

Posted by: Olson Johnson at April 15, 2015 10:28 AM (0KY5i)

308 I don't pay much attention to the "celebrities" on trial, what was it that Hernandez did again?

Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 15, 2015 10:27 AM (tf9Ne)

He had a lot of really bad tattoos.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 10:28 AM (E4lP3)

309 I'm actually very surprised.

Is it sad that I always go in assuming it will be a not guilty verdict?

Me, too.

Posted by: Marsha Clark at April 15, 2015 10:28 AM (ZbV+0)

310
A "gender queer" University of Texas student is up in arms that "they" were not allowed into the Whataburger near campus. Why? Because "they" were wearing a freaking negligee and thigh highs. However, "they" say that this was not the 'real reason" and the "real reason" was obviously transgender discrimination. There's alink to the story in my sig, but it may be NSFW because it shows what the student was wearing.

--

And yet, some people will still say with a straight face that someone like this student does not have a mental illness.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 10:28 AM (YgotP)

311 302 Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 10:27 AM (u8GsB)

Not at all...it's high comedy PhxGrl...

I am if anything fairly lenient on use of force...

I just thought the weapon of choice in this case a guided ground effect cruise missile was entertaining.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:29 AM (/4AZU)

312 "I don't pay much attention to the "celebrities" on trial, what was it that Hernandez did again?
Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 15, 2015 10:27 AM (tf9Ne)"

Murder.

Posted by: Olson Johnson at April 15, 2015 10:29 AM (0KY5i)

313 Murdered a "friend" by shooting him 6 times. He's got another trial for murder coming up, two guys he allegedly gunned down in their car after one of them spilled a drink on him at a club.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 15, 2015 10:29 AM (2cS/G)

314 Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 10:17 AM (E4lP3)

Amendment XXVIII
A LGBT-friendly society, being necessary to the security of a free
State, the right of the people to be free from offense and micro aggression, shall not be
infringed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2015 10:30 AM (Zu3d9)

315
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 15, 2015 10:24 AM (kdS6q)
_____________

I prefer this version:

http://goo.gl/xzGGAV

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 10:30 AM (iQIUe)

316 310 Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 10:28 AM (YgotP)

Wanting a low tax minimalist government will be in DSM VI comrade....

THAT is mental illness not letting your freak flag fly

//Your mental Health professionals

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:30 AM (/4AZU)

317
"I don't pay much attention to the "celebrities" on trial, what was it that Hernandez did again?

Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 15, 2015 10:27 AM (tf9Ne)"

Played for the Patriots.

Posted by: Penfold at April 15, 2015 10:30 AM (Fbt5B)

318 312- Pphffft. I thought that was a hobby amongst most sports players.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 15, 2015 10:30 AM (tf9Ne)

319 A "gender queer" University of Texas student is up in arms that "they" were not allowed into the Whataburger near campus. Why? Because "they" were wearing a freaking negligee and thigh highs. However, "they" say that this was not the 'real reason" and the "real reason" was obviously transgender discrimination. There's alink to the story in my sig, but it may be NSFW because it shows what the student was wearing.

So there's more than one person inside that one's head, eh? That 'splains a lot.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 15, 2015 10:31 AM (0HooB)

320 310
And yet, some people will still say with a straight face that someone like this student does not have a mental illness.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 10:28 AM (YgotP)

Another point, the country is overrun with Attention Whores.

Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2015 10:31 AM (5+mPY)

321 He had a lot of really bad tattoos.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 10:28 AM (E4lP3)

And he killed some guy. But mostly the tattoos.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 15, 2015 10:31 AM (gW5Vg)

322 Amendment XXVIII
A LGBT-friendly society, being necessary to the security of a free
State, the right of the people to be free from offense and micro aggression, shall not be
infringed.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2015 10:30 AM (Zu3d9)

Yeah, well, like I said before.

Wyoming is looking better with each passing day.

I would like to be a member of the Leave Me The Fuck Alone Association

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 10:31 AM (E4lP3)

323 314 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2015 10:30 AM (Zu3d9)

Amendment XXIX-

Goddamnit I want THAT pony daddy!

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:31 AM (/4AZU)

324 A LGBT-friendly society, being necessary to the security of a free
State, the right of the people to be free from offense and micro aggression, shall not be infringed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2015 10:30 AM (Zu3d9)

THE COMMA CHANGES THE MEANING OF THE ENTIRE THING!!!

/gun grabbers

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 10:31 AM (fwARV)

325 >>every time I eat a chicken nugget from Chick Fil A that I am trampling on their civil rights

That is a giant leap of logic, from the owner making a private donation to a pro-marriage group = the transubstantiation of chicken into HATE.

That's some sound logic from the reality-based community right there.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 10:31 AM (2TN4k)

326 Also unlawful possession of firearm & ammo.

Oh yeah, he's going away for a while.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 15, 2015 10:31 AM (DT3rQ)

327 Played for the Patriots.
Posted by: Penfold at April 15, 2015 10:30 AM (Fbt5B)

Take that back!

Take that back right now!!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 10:31 AM (E4lP3)

328 Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 10:28 AM (YgotP)

The sad thing about the whole "transgender" mess is that these people are profoundly disturbed, and have a high rate of suicide.

Instead of mutilating them with surgery and hormones, maybe we should actually...you know....care for them and try to help.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2015 10:32 AM (Zu3d9)

329
That's some sound logic from the ~~reality-based~~ community-based reality right there.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 10:31 AM (2TN4k)

FIFY

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 10:32 AM (E4lP3)

330 If Lincoln had lived ...

Doubtful. The Johnson administration sent Phil Sheridan and most of the cavalry of the AoP to the Rio Grande on a mission and that was all she wrote for Bonaparte's ambitions. No war.

Lincoln would have achieved the same result with a letter to Paris.

Posted by: mrp at April 15, 2015 10:33 AM (JBggj)

331 Art thread up.

Posted by: HH at April 15, 2015 10:33 AM (Ce4DF)

332 Not at all...it's high comedy PhxGrl...

I am if anything fairly lenient on use of force...

I just thought the weapon of choice in this case a guided ground effect cruise missile was entertaining.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:29 AM (/4AZU)

what i heard in a report early this morning is some idiot sped up and began screaming at the officer not to shoot because the guy couldn't fire the weapon because IT HAD A GUN LOCK ON IT!!!!! after he said it...the guy began firing it......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 10:33 AM (u8GsB)

333 322 Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 10:31 AM (E4lP3)

All bullshitting aside Sean why not Montana?

I'll be in Butte...I'm looking at getting some land up on the border in case fleeing REALLY becomes necessity....

"Moron Estates" HoA flag will be Noli me ad concubitum solus

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:33 AM (/4AZU)

334 Already a mother of 13, with five fathers, Raunigk said she decided to
get pregnant because her 9-year-old daughter wanted a younger sibling.

http://is.gd/jLbD1Y

My parents had no problems denying all my reasonable requests (seriously, an Atari wouldn't have hurt me...). Denying an unreasonable request should be really fucking easy.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 10:33 AM (/kI1Q)

335 All right... we'll give some land to the n*****s and the chinks. But we don't want the Irish!
Posted by: Olson Johnson

Story of my life.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at April 15, 2015 10:34 AM (Spluw)

336 >>My parents had no problems denying all my reasonable requests
(seriously, an Atari wouldn't have hurt me...). Denying an unreasonable
request should be really fucking easy.

Exactly.
Way to blame it on the 9 year old, you moron!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2015 10:35 AM (2TN4k)

337 332 Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2015 10:33 AM (u8GsB)

Kind of my point on the Charleston shooting...

idiots are REALLY arguing people have the right to run...

I want reality back from the 80s

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:35 AM (/4AZU)

338 I would like to be a member of the Leave Me The Fuck Alone Association

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 10:31 AM (E4lP3)

I love the bylaws. Short and sweet.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2015 10:35 AM (Zu3d9)

339 Good morning rons. I so want to trust Rubio. But I don't.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at April 15, 2015 10:35 AM (KbNXw)

340 Denying an unreasonable request should be really fucking easy.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 15, 2015 10:33 AM (/kI1Q)

In adult interactions, appealing to authority is a fallacy. With kids, it's fucking necessary.

"Can I have a baby brother?"
"No."
"But why?"
"Because I'm the boss of you."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 10:35 AM (fwARV)

341 All bullshitting aside Sean why not Montana?
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:33 AM (/4AZU)

Because they elect Democrats.

...and they're fucking morons - and not in a positive, life-affirming way.

I have a project up there right now, and talking to those people is like talking to the villagers in Blazing Saddles

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 10:35 AM (E4lP3)

342 "In the immortal words of Bartholomew J. Simpson, "What we need is another Vietnam. Thin their ranks out."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2015 10:19 AM (zF6Iw)"

Thins out the wrong people. What we need is another Spanish Civil War. The best part of that was that the highest body count was racked up by the Communists killing off rival leftists. After the Communists had done their good work, Franco defeated them.

I have often thought that is is a shame that some millionaire like Joe Kennedy or Henry Ford did not finance the transportation of boat loads of lefties to Spain to join the Abraham Lincoln Brigade where they could be slaughtered for Trotskyite tendencies.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 15, 2015 10:35 AM (KDbAT)

343 Who knew Sean Bannion was a Patriots fan? Turns a good phrase now and again though.

Posted by: Penfold at April 15, 2015 10:36 AM (Fbt5B)

344 I would like to be a member of the Leave Me The Fuck Alone Association

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 10:31 AM (E4lP3)

I love the bylaws. Short and sweet.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2015 10:35 AM (Zu3d9)

And dues is cheap because of the large membership.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at April 15, 2015 10:36 AM (KbNXw)

345 328 Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2015 10:28 AM (YgotP)

The sad thing about the whole "transgender" mess is that these people are profoundly disturbed, and have a high rate of suicide.

Instead of mutilating them with surgery and hormones, maybe we should actually...you know....care for them and try to help.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2015 10:32 AM (Zu3d9) They claim that if everybody just accepted them, unilaterally, with no misgivings whatsoever, even if they decided to dress as Dr. Franken-furter and go masturbate in a pre-school, then their suicide rates would go down.However, as I'm of the opinion it's due to f'd up brain chemistry, all the acceptance in the world isn't going to make them happy with themselves.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 15, 2015 10:36 AM (tf9Ne)

346 In adult interactions, appealing to authority is a fallacy. With kids, it's fucking necessary.

"Can I have a baby brother?"
"No."
"But why?"
"Because I'm the boss of you."
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 10:35 AM (fwARV)

"Because I said so" becomes a completely legitimate and logical response once you become a parent.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 15, 2015 10:37 AM (gW5Vg)

347
"Because I said so" becomes a completely legitimate and logical response once you become a parent.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 15, 2015 10:37 AM (gW5Vg)

Agreed.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at April 15, 2015 10:38 AM (KbNXw)

348 "Can I have a baby brother?"
"No."
"But why?"
"Because I'm the boss of you."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 10:35 AM (fwARV)

::: sigh :::

I can see you haven't read any of the material I sent you.

"Can I have a baby brother?"
"No."
"But why?"
"Because I'm, 'the Daddy' That's why"

Now, remember, and this is very, very important. You may also use that last sentence with your wife, but your voice inflection must change in order to impart the correct meaning.

There will be a quiz on this material on Friday.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 10:38 AM (E4lP3)

349 341 Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 10:35 AM (E4lP3)

Part of why I probably won't be buying in Butte...

it is amazing watching how much legacy damage Butte's Miner Unions did to the state's political destiny though....

Helena is Republican as is much of the northern border...

Wyoming while a better prospect should more properly be called Dr Strangelove 2-I am sleeping on the bomb

not that Butte is better

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:38 AM (/4AZU)

350 There will be a quiz on this material on Friday.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 10:38 AM (E4lP3)

I'll be at the range Friday.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 10:39 AM (fwARV)

351 I'm of the opinion it's due to f'd up brain
chemistry, all the acceptance in the world isn't going to make them
happy with themselves.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 15, 2015 10:36 AM (tf9Ne)

Hard to argue with this. Similar pathologies in non-sexual cases are treated with drugs and psychotherapy.

I wonder what the difference is.......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2015 10:39 AM (Zu3d9)

352 Who knew Sean Bannion was a Patriots fan? Turns a good phrase now and again though.
Posted by: Penfold at April 15, 2015 10:36 AM (Fbt5B)

My first evah Patriots game was when they were the Boston Patriots.

Jim Plunkett started at QB that game.

Now get off my lawn.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 10:39 AM (E4lP3)

353
I wonder what the difference is.......

Genitalia! And therefore it has nothing to do with the brain h8ter.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 15, 2015 10:40 AM (tf9Ne)

354 Jim Plunkett started at QB that game.

Now get off my lawn.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 10:39 AM (E4lP3)

And Vic was honored at halftime for being the oldest surviving veteran of the Spanish-American War.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 10:40 AM (fwARV)

355 And Vic was honored at halftime for being the oldest surviving veteran of the Spanish-American War.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

You were there too?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 10:41 AM (E4lP3)

356 "Five Reasons Why Hillary Wins in 2016"

1. GOP (Jeb Bush)
2. GOP (John Boehner)
3. GOP (Marco Rubio)
4. GOP (Platform committee)
5. GOP (Electoral strategy committee)

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at April 15, 2015 10:41 AM (gfB4n)

357
And Vic was honored at halftime for being the oldest surviving veteran of the Spanish-American War.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 10:40 AM (fwARV)

That's FKD up. Funny, but FKD up.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at April 15, 2015 10:41 AM (KbNXw)

358
Spanish_American, please...

Peloponessian War at least.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 15, 2015 10:42 AM (tf9Ne)

359 "Because I said so" becomes a completely legitimate and logical response once you become a parent.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 15, 2015 10:37 AM (gW5Vg)

Younger brat desperately wants a dog.

I asked her why she wanted to quit school when she was doing so well.

Huh? she replied.

Well, I won't be walking the dog after summer break, so that means you will be living here to care for the dog.

"Oh."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2015 10:42 AM (Zu3d9)

360 Thanks, Insomniac.

Your 5th Amendment issue would have dropped me instantly into a coma. Boring! Good luck in enlightening the dipshits.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 15, 2015 10:42 AM (rXB/r)

361 358 Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 15, 2015 10:42 AM (tf9Ne)

He missed the Cain v Abel war....

Mom had him working in the garden

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:43 AM (/4AZU)

362 "In adult interactions, appealing to authority is a fallacy. With kids, it's fucking necessary.

"Can I have a baby brother?"
"No."
"But why?"
"Because I'm the boss of you."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 15, 2015 10:35 AM (fwARV)"

That shows lack of imagination. Use Klingon child raising techniques.

"Can I have a baby brother?"
"No."
"But why?""Because we only have a license for X(the number of children you have now) children and if we have another baby we will have to take you back to the hospital. I'm not sure what they do with the children that get taken back. They might use them for medical experiments or maybe organ transplants."

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 15, 2015 10:44 AM (KDbAT)

363 >>My first evah Patriots game was when they were the Boston Patriots.

>>Jim Plunkett started at QB that game.

Did you ever go to the games at the Schaffer/Sullivan concrete pit?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 10:45 AM (g1DWB)

364 361
358 Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 15, 2015 10:42 AM (tf9Ne)

He missed the Cain v Abel war....

Mom had him working in the garden

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 15, 2015 10:43 AM (/4AZU

No, Vic was there. I think he off 'd Abel and framed Cain - he had heard Cain's first name was actually "Herman" and wanted him out of the picture for good....

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at April 15, 2015 10:47 AM (CzJOg)

365 Art Thread is a go.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 15, 2015 10:47 AM (GDulk)

366 Did you ever go to the games at the Schaffer/Sullivan concrete pit?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2015 10:45 AM (g1DWB)

Yup. Lots of 'em.

True fact, that game I mentioned was the only season they played at Harvard Stadium on Soldiers Field Road.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 15, 2015 10:49 AM (sbV1u)

367 The sad thing about the whole "transgender" mess is that these people are profoundly disturbed, and have a high rate of suicide.

Instead of mutilating them with surgery and hormones, maybe we should actually...you know....care for them and try to help.

It's like prescribing speed to anorexics.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 15, 2015 10:52 AM (evdj2)

368 If you sign a release to be filmed and it is not stated how it is to be used, you have no basis to complain about it.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 15, 2015 11:04 AM (iQIUe)

369 If Lincoln had lived he would have sent the freed slaves to the west alright......West Africa as was his stated intent

Posted by: jpintx at April 15, 2015 01:31 PM (eY2fu)

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