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Morning Thread (4-13-2015)

Wait .... Hillary is running for President?

Didn't see that one coming.

Posted by: Andy at 06:04 AM




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1 Foist!

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 13, 2015 06:05 AM (J+mig)

2 I'm not really here.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 13, 2015 06:07 AM (T1005)

3 And, the Middle Class!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 13, 2015 06:07 AM (xq1UY)

4 Ready for Hilarity.

Posted by: @votermom at April 13, 2015 06:09 AM (cbfNE)

5 Half the Clinton-Bush nightmare ticket....

Posted by: Agent J at April 13, 2015 06:11 AM (9Mtv3)

6 Man I had the strangest dream, there was this blood sucking harpie that was floating right over the house cackling about how successful Obama was...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 13, 2015 06:11 AM (/4AZU)

7 Will she charge $300,000 to give the State of the Union speech ever year?

Posted by: Evil Otto at April 13, 2015 06:12 AM (6eVVe)

8 Sitting here drifting off to sleep and missed the early thread open.


Good Morning Morons. Today is Monday, April 13, 2015. On this day in 1976 the United States Treasury Department reintroduced the two-dollar bill as a Federal Reserve Note on Thomas Jefferson's 233rd birthday as part of the United States Bicentennial celebration. This bill is so seldom used that many people think that it has been withdrawn from circulation. It has not but they do not print many of them. You don't see many of them because people are hoarding them and the mint doesn't print many because of low demand. Low demand because merchants do not like them (cash registers only have so many slots.) The same thing happened the last time they tried to issue dollar coins. But that disaster was caused by making them the same size as the quarter and again cash registers were the problem.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:13 AM (wlDny)

9 somewhere in EUrope there's a horror movie missing its Gorgon...

Ready for Hillary

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 13, 2015 06:13 AM (/4AZU)

10 US to "protest" Pooty Poot's latest thumbing his nose at the US by sending a fighter to harass a US intelligence aircraft over the Baltic sea.


http://fxn.ws/1FNsQbd

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:13 AM (wlDny)

11 A Florida 8th grade student has been charged with a felony as an adult for hacking a county school computer and changing the screen background picture of his teacher. The charge is based on "what he could have done". I am fully on board with severe penalties to hackers who do actual damage but this is stupid.


http://fxn.ws/1GZHy0m

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:14 AM (wlDny)

12 Horseface wants congress to hold its fire until they see the specifics of the deal made with Iran. There's an easy way to do that chump. Just follow the Constitution and the law and send it to the Senate for ratification like you are supposed to. Will some opposition Party member speak up on this . . . OK, obviously not.


http://fxn.ws/1IX1JL4

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:14 AM (wlDny)

13 Thousands protest Brazil's President over corruption and a stalled economy. It is ironic that one year ago today Brazil was being touted along with China as the new economic power houses overtaking the US who remained stuck in a stalled economy. That was on our morning post one year ago today. Now we find that it was all hype. China and Brazil both are just as bad as we are. So what do all three countries have in common, they are all socialist/communist.


http://fxn.ws/1EsVrnr

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:14 AM (wlDny)

14 Now here's the next F-150 I would like. Nothing like hauling your trash to the dump burning the tires with a 700 HP 6.2L v8 (that's 378 cubic inches for us old farts)


http://fxn.ws/1yjuAJb

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:14 AM (wlDny)

15 Anti-Scankles street art cropping up in NYC. Unknown perp. Probably more from the Iranian Rat Face.


http://tws.io/1GYxxAn

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:14 AM (wlDny)

16 Is your security better than a zero grader toddler? No says the SS.


http://tws.io/1CAd2VE

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:15 AM (wlDny)

17 Two blacks have been arrested for sexually assaulting a woman who was incapacitated in a lawn chair at a Florida Beach while a crowd looked on and cheered them. Any bets on the race of the woman. Where's the race baiters? Where's the MFM?


http://bit.ly/1FBKdsI

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:15 AM (wlDny)

18 Is your stomach in good shape this morning? Finished breakfast? OK; here is Scankles showing just how much of a common everyday person she is.


http://bit.ly/1EsYc85

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:15 AM (wlDny)

19 And she goes to Iowa in the "Scooby Doo van". I guess she figures nobody will recall she hasn't driven since 1996 and probably doesn't even has a valid driver's license.


http://bit.ly/1CH8coy

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:16 AM (wlDny)

20 11 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:14 AM (wlDny)

meanwhile the guy his school administration likely supported is ramming amnesty through despite a court saying "no" thus being charged as a child despite being an adult...

we live in a hall of funhouse mirrors...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 13, 2015 06:16 AM (/4AZU)

21 Scankles wines and dines the liberal media in an "off the record" meal. The question is what were her talking points she issued to these people? Remember she will not send these things out in memo form because she puts nothing on paper that would be embarrassing.


http://bit.ly/1FNFiaN

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:16 AM (wlDny)

22 And she has the support of the female half of the Gaystapo.


http://bit.ly/1GZKtG7

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:16 AM (wlDny)

23 Scankles will do two events in Iowa, neither are open to the public and only limited access by the press. Meaning the parts of the press that worship the turds emanating from both her butts.


http://bit.ly/1O689cs

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:16 AM (wlDny)

24 South Dakota has signed a bill into law that changes the status of "veteran" to include National Guard and Reserves. A lot of people are not happy with this. Here lately there has been little differences between the inactive and active Army as both have been sent to the sand box. Governor Haley's husband has made at least one active tour there and maybe two. I do not have any problem with this change.


http://bit.ly/1GZL8rd

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:16 AM (wlDny)

25 Menendez says he is not backing off on the Iran crap.


http://bit.ly/1z9BADI

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:17 AM (wlDny)

26 Didn't see that one coming?

Apprently, judging by the lateness of the announcement and the typos, neither did Hillary!

Posted by: Haiku Guy at April 13, 2015 06:17 AM (yTZor)

27 Scankles minions tell DeComio his failure to endorse "will not be forgotten". Remember what I said when a lot of the Morons questioned why Nikki Haley endorsed Mittens and campaigned for him in SC? Yes, he endorsed her and campaigned for her. You can not overlook these kinds of things.


http://bit.ly/1DWz2Qy

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:17 AM (wlDny)

28 Preacher at Walter Scott funeral in SC plays the race card even after the family had said race had nothing to do with the shooting.


http://bit.ly/1GZLPkn

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:17 AM (wlDny)

29 RINO Rubio says he is ready to serve. He doesn't want Scankles to get all the press.


http://bit.ly/1aWuixQ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:17 AM (wlDny)

30 And speaking of RINOs, McShitty is taking a cue from the MS RINO and seeking support from Democrats in AZ to help offset the conservative revolt against him.


http://bit.ly/1IFxVpB

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:18 AM (wlDny)

31 Sharpton ignores request from the family of Scott and comes down to Charleston anyway seeking more TV cameras to jump in front of. Didn't see anything in the major news but here the Charleston paper covered it so he didn't get what he wanted.


http://bit.ly/1HjxJuu

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:18 AM (wlDny)

32 The NY Post does a rundown and many of the Scankles' Scandals. And these are just the well known ones.


http://bit.ly/1cnutm6

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:18 AM (wlDny)

33 The Daily Deals


http://amzn.to/1amzt8Q


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:18 AM (wlDny)

34 27 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:17 AM (wlDny)


an intelligent GOP would run either S Martinez or N Haley....

the GOP we have will run Jebba or zombie Gerald Ford...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 13, 2015 06:20 AM (/4AZU)

35 34 an intelligent GOP would run either S Martinez or N Haley....

the GOP we have will run Jebba or zombie Gerald Ford...


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 13, 2015 06:20 AM (/4AZU)


Some of the AZ Morons say Martinez may have some problems. I don;t know that much about her.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:24 AM (wlDny)

36 So she's going to help the middle class? This is great. No one is actually stupid enough to believe that anymore, so she'll either lose the nomination or election, right? RIGHT??? I laughed out loud when I read that.

Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 13, 2015 06:24 AM (cIoI4)

37 Ready for Hilarity

Ready for Joecularity Biden

Wampums for Warren

Mobsters for Cuomo

Being a Dem campaigner must be a Barrel of laughs.

Posted by: @votermom at April 13, 2015 06:25 AM (cbfNE)

38 wondering if de Blazio is holding off because Cuomo is intending to run?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 13, 2015 06:26 AM (0IVn3)

39 Posted by: @votermom at April 13, 2015 06:25 AM (cbfNE)

Feel the Joementum!

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 13, 2015 06:27 AM (J+mig)

40 35 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:24 AM (wlDny)

Eh it's New Mexico...Democrats are demographically taking over she's doing as well as can be expected...

it's sorta like my PoV as a long-term "guest" of the Palmetto state being entertained when the Columbia news acts like Nikki Haley charging a rental car to the state is a huge scandal...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 13, 2015 06:28 AM (/4AZU)

41 Is your stomach in good shape this morning? Finished breakfast?

Just finished a bowl of Wheaties.

Posted by: BruceLynn Jenner at April 13, 2015 06:28 AM (xQX/f)

42 That's more like it.

Posted by: Tom Wheeler at April 13, 2015 06:34 AM (XrHO0)

43 I can see that here campaign logo has further potential than this for mockery, although this is a good start:

http://iotwreport.com/?p=281862

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2015 06:34 AM (DXzRD)

44 This is how much of a common person that dead broke Scankles is


http://bit.ly/1IXbuZA

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:36 AM (wlDny)

45 43 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2015 06:34 AM (DXzRD)

I would say her Cuban Flag/WTC Attack logo would preclude her being elected BUT

The Post WTC United States elected after less than a decade a Muslim Terrorism apologizing asshole named Barack Hussein Obama....

so we've got THAT going for us.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 13, 2015 06:37 AM (/4AZU)

46 38
wondering if de Blazio is holding off because Cuomo is intending to run?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 13, 2015 06:26 AM (0IVn3)

From the news articles he says she needs to be more "progressive", or in plainer words, more communist.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:38 AM (wlDny)

47


DAY 887

576 to go (649 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 06:40 AM (St6BJ)

48 40 it's sorta like my PoV as a long-term "guest" of the
Palmetto state being entertained when the Columbia news acts like Nikki
Haley charging a rental car to the state is a huge scandal...


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 13, 2015 06:28 AM (/4AZU)


I quit going to The State about a year ago, but they used to run what I call "The Daily Haley" where they hit on her every day with some stupid shit. Its amazing that in a State as Red as SC there is no major paper that is at least neutral, they are all Democrat PR rags.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:40 AM (wlDny)

49 38
wondering if de Blazio is holding off because Cuomo is intending to run?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 13, 2015 06:26 AM (0IVn3)



DeBolshevik does not like Cuomo at all. More likely he's waiting to see about Lizard Warparth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 06:40 AM (St6BJ)

50 It's the damnedest thing...

DeStalino can demand Hillary waddle ever left on her walker and clik clik clik there she trudges but the conservative wing of the GOP can't ever seem to get the GOP to tack right.

Ah well I'm certain there's a reasonable explanation....where's the True GOP wing of the horde to "Electable-splain" it to me?

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 13, 2015 06:41 AM (/4AZU)

51 G'mornin, everyone, and thanks to He Who Brings the News.

Though firmly ensconced among the cornfields, we still retain a few "friends" back in the city; bizarro-world moonbats every one.
Amusingly, they are all anti-Hillary, longing for the glory of the Warren administration. More amusingly, they mostly expect Cruz to be the R nominee.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, proud member of the corgiarchy at April 13, 2015 06:41 AM (go6ud)

52 Thanks Vic. Much appreciated.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 13, 2015 06:42 AM (u82oZ)

53
Walker vs. "Walker"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 06:43 AM (St6BJ)

54 I think that when Dem mayors endorse, it means giving their machine votes, dead voters etc to the candidate. Doubtless DeCommio is holding out for the highest bidder.

Posted by: @votermom at April 13, 2015 06:43 AM (cbfNE)

55
@14. Speaking of tire burning, Earth Day is next week. April 22.
Do your part for "Global Warming".

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 13, 2015 06:43 AM (wf3Kt)

56 Hillary as president? I'd rather be stuck with a 9 lbs silicone filled penis.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 13, 2015 06:45 AM (3F6F8)

57
No love lost at all for Menendez, but I am glad that he is out front loudly opposing SCOAMF on the Iran surrender. I imagine he's also steaming about the suck-up to the Castros, not to mention the indictment.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 06:45 AM (St6BJ)

58 More amusingly, they mostly expect Cruz to be the R nominee.

--

I wish

Posted by: @votermom at April 13, 2015 06:48 AM (cbfNE)

59 58 Posted by: @votermom at April 13, 2015 06:48 AM (cbfNE)

This fantasy GOP the democrats fight against....

I wish it existed....

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 13, 2015 06:49 AM (/4AZU)

60
@19. .....probably doesn't even have a valid drivers license.-Vic

Ted "the swimmer" Kennedy didn't have a valid drivers license when he took that plunge off the bridge. Massholetoshits issued him one really quick saying it was all an oversight or some shit.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 13, 2015 06:50 AM (wf3Kt)

61 "Hi, voters, I'm Hillary Clinton and I'm just like you -- if you bought your daughter a $10.5 million, 6-1/2 bathroom, luxury apartment in New York City, overlooking Central Park.

Because hey, that's just what all us middle-class moms do, right?"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 13, 2015 06:50 AM (lmdHn)

62 60

@19. .....probably doesn't even have a valid drivers license.-Vic

Ted
"the swimmer" Kennedy didn't have a valid drivers license when he took
that plunge off the bridge. Massholetoshits issued him one really quick
saying it was all an oversight or some shit.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 13, 2015 06:50 AM (wf3Kt)


One wonders why that never made the MFM. And no internet at the time to air it out.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:51 AM (wlDny)

63
How utterly depressing that our most formidable enemy is the GOP establishment itself. But I think this time around we have a selection of candidates that can do it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 06:51 AM (St6BJ)

64 61 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 13, 2015 06:50 AM (lmdHn)

Let's clip those coupons girls...

That there is not a Hillary Spoof using this song is sad...

https://youtu.be/hb2TfhJuVvk

Looker (1981)

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 13, 2015 06:53 AM (/4AZU)

65 "Hi voters, I'm Hillary Clinton and I'm a middle-class working mom, just like you -- if you have a net worth of over $100 million dollars, and a "charitable" foundation (LOL) that operates as a money-laundering scam, and if you charge $250,000 a pop to read boring re-cycled speeches to stupid college audiences."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 13, 2015 06:53 AM (lmdHn)

66 There was a major showdown over an RB-47 shot down by the Russians in 1960. Kind of a big deal about recon flights in these situations: theoretically, military officers are "name, rank, and serial number," while CIA or other nominally civilian spooks (like for instance Francis G. Powers) are "instructed to sing" to avoid torture.

The Russians are now flying with transponders turned off, and are tetchy as hell about Kaliningrad, making most of central Yerp their new playground. Our side had no problem keeping up in the last Cold War because, although we didn't realize it right away, there was a lot of surplus GNP laying around. Now we're short of cash, credit, and factories. Interesting times we have made, for ourselves to live in.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 13, 2015 06:54 AM (xq1UY)

67 The other big question is if the Clinton's were so broke where did they get the money to buy that NY home in one of the most expensive areas in NY outside of NYC. And where did Chelsea get the $10.5M to buy that exclusive apartment across from Central Park?


FOLLOW.THE.MONEY

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:58 AM (wlDny)

68 I know, right ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, proud member of the corgiarchy at April 13, 2015 07:05 AM (go6ud)

69 It must be very liberating for people like Hillary, Obama, Reid, etc. to go through life with no moral compass. Never feeling any shame for their lies or actions. No shame, remorse, or sorrow.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 13, 2015 07:05 AM (wf3Kt)

70 67 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:58 AM (wlDny)

Shady deals and the ChiComs, but mostly the ChiComs. Also a redundancy.

Then again, look at her book deal. Multi-million dollar advance and it sold nothing. Even after taxes it's a nice laundered paycheck. And that's just one thing. That "foundation" makes Genco Olive Oil look honest and upstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 07:05 AM (St6BJ)

71
Good idea for a song, "Shady Deals and ChiComs always get me down."

Note to self; call Richard Carpenter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 07:06 AM (St6BJ)

72 Maybe Hillary! made another killing in the cattle futures market.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 13, 2015 07:08 AM (JO9+V)

73 Need a store of Hillonyms! for "said," as in "This morning, on Meet the Press, the former Secretary of State, Hillary! Rodham Clinton, *cackled* that she would be going to Iowa later this week."

Posted by: m at April 13, 2015 07:08 AM (WIUGG)

74 Didn't one of the earth day co founders murder his wife?

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 13, 2015 07:09 AM (RQ2Z6)

75 70
67 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:58 AM (wlDny)



Shady deals and the ChiComs, but mostly the ChiComs. Also a redundancy.



Then again, look at her book deal. Multi-million dollar advance and
it sold nothing. Even after taxes it's a nice laundered paycheck. And
that's just one thing. That "foundation" makes Genco Olive Oil look
honest and upstanding.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 07:05 AM (St6BJ)


And Newt was driven from SOH allegedly for that. And he was and still is a genuine author who does sell.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 07:10 AM (wlDny)

76 74 Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 13, 2015 07:09 AM (RQ2Z6)

Eh his gal pal...

"marriage" was too old school and all that...

Ira Einhorn, b/c life doesn't have enough names that scream "Agatha Christie Murder Naming"...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ira_Einhorn

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 13, 2015 07:11 AM (/4AZU)

77 Tried explaining to them that the actual policies of the R party were not that different from their own (with examples!), and that the R establishment views Cruz as a more dangerous enemy than any D, but as I have often noticed, they don't seem good at processing new information.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, proud member of the corgiarchy at April 13, 2015 07:11 AM (go6ud)

78 Didn't one of the earth day co founders murder his wife?

But he composted her body, so no crime against Mother Earth.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 13, 2015 07:11 AM (xQX/f)

79 74- Einhorn
He offed his girlfriend, kept her corpse in a box for years and fled to France to avoid extradition.

Posted by: typo dynamoo at April 13, 2015 07:12 AM (i7JE3)

80 Chelsea Clinton gets paid $50k a year to sit on the board of IAC, an internet media company owned by Barry Diller. We all know about Chelsea's extensive internet media experience, so of course she was a natural choice for this position -- having worked for so long and so hard in internet media. She also sits on the board of a ballet company; again, her vast training and experience with ballet dancing make her an invaluable board member. Who can forget her stunning performance as . . . er, never mind. Chelsea "likes" ballet, and that's what counts!

As Hillary's mom will tell you, all us middle-class types routinely get offered do-nothing jobs as directors of companies in which we have no particular knowledge or experience. It's the American way! Money for nothing and your kicks for free!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 13, 2015 07:12 AM (lmdHn)

81 Earth Day otherwise known as Vladimir Lenin's Birthday.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at April 13, 2015 07:12 AM (UNA6v)

82 At least my newfound hooves explain the poor typing. heh

Posted by: typo dynamoo at April 13, 2015 07:14 AM (i7JE3)

83 81- C'mon that 's just coincidence!

Posted by: typo dynamoo at April 13, 2015 07:14 AM (i7JE3)

84 60 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 13, 2015 07:12 AM (lmdHn)


All those board positions would not pay enough to even meet the interest payments on a $10.5M condo in NYC. Hell, they wouldn't even pay the property taxes.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 07:15 AM (wlDny)

85 I'd be willing to bet that the "anti-Hillary posters" are a false flag operation, so she can use the "look how mean they are to me" argument. When it comes to the Clintons and corruption, my imagination is not equal to the task. The entire family and their staff needs to die in a plane crash.

Posted by: Null at April 13, 2015 07:15 AM (xjpRj)

86 Hillary Logo; It's funny cuz it points to the right.

Posted by: typo dynamoo at April 13, 2015 07:17 AM (i7JE3)

87
Another dirty secret on these boards, is that they can make loans to people and then forgive them. Just another way of passing cash...

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 13, 2015 07:17 AM (iQIUe)

88 83: remember to sing The Internationale on Earth Day Comrade!! or else.........

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at April 13, 2015 07:17 AM (UNA6v)

89 All those board positions would not pay enough to
even meet the interest payments on a $10.5M condo in NYC. Hell, they
wouldn't even pay the property taxes. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 07:15 AM

IIRC, Ma and Pa Klinton bought that cozy little love nest for Chelsea. I'm betting she doesn't even have to pay HOA fees out of her "directorships."

Redneck Kennedys, without the "charm."

Posted by: MrScribbler at April 13, 2015 07:18 AM (P8YHq)

90 Looks like rain is about to hit here and continue for the rest of the week. No porch rocker for a while.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 07:19 AM (wlDny)

91 "I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas,
but what I decided to do was to fulfill my profession which I entered
before my husband was in public life." March 16, 1992

Posted by: Hillary! at April 13, 2015 07:20 AM (JO9+V)

92
Now here's the next F-150 I would like. Nothing like hauling your trash to the dump burning the tires with a 700 HP 6.2L v8 (that's 378 cubic inches for us old farts)


http://fxn.ws/1yjuAJb

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:14 AM (wlDny)






Ford owes SayUncle some royalties.

http://tinyurl.com/yz392k8

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 13, 2015 07:21 AM (ynQIy)

93 89 IIRC, Ma and Pa Klinton bought that cozy little love
nest for Chelsea. I'm betting she doesn't even have to pay HOA fees out
of her "directorships."

Redneck Kennedys, without the "charm."


Posted by: MrScribbler at April 13, 2015 07:18 AM (P8YHq)


Ma and Pa Klinton didn't pay for their own either.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 07:21 AM (wlDny)

94

Alinsky, Mezvinsky,
Mezvinsky, Alinsky,
Let's call the whole thing off.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 07:22 AM (St6BJ)

95 Wow, lead article over at HuffPo.....Just say no to Hillary.

They must really want Warren.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 13, 2015 07:24 AM (HP6cv)

96 All those board positions would not pay enough to even meet the interest payments on a $10.5M condo in NYC. Hell, they wouldn't even pay the property taxes.
________________

True, but lots of other perks besides the salaries come with these Director positions, and the positions themselves require no real work and are never offered to average, middle-class folks for whom the Clintons claim to be champions.

It's just another example of how the system is stacked against the middle-class -- by and in the favor of people like the Clintons.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 13, 2015 07:26 AM (lmdHn)

97 Ma and Pa Klinton didn't pay for their own either. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 07:21 AM

True enough. They, like Choom Boy, grew up with a succession of ever-increasing EBT cards, 'til they got their grubby mitts on the biggest one evah!.

It's easy to sign those big checks when someone else is required to fill up the account you're writing them on....

Posted by: MrScribbler at April 13, 2015 07:26 AM (P8YHq)

98 http://tinyurl.com/kahunks

How much of that 1.35 mil did terry get back?

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 13, 2015 07:26 AM (RQ2Z6)

99 Redneck Kennedys, without the "charm."

Posted by: MrScribbler at April 13, 2015 07:18 AM (P8YHq)

It's hard to rank the two families, but I am going with the Kennedys as the sleaziest, most evil political family of the last75 years.

There were more of them, and that has to count in the ranking.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2015 07:27 AM (Zu3d9)

100 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 13, 2015 07:24 AM (HP6cv)

So do I laddie...so do I!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2015 07:28 AM (Zu3d9)

101 I didn't get a tingle from Hillary's announcement, but I did drop a load in my pants.

Posted by: Chrissy Matthews at April 13, 2015 07:29 AM (BLFGI)

102
Will she charge $300,000 to give the State of the Union speech ever year?


Posted by: Evil Otto at April 13, 2015 06:12 AM (6eVVe)

----------------------------

Yes....


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 13, 2015 07:30 AM (HSmrB)

103 It's hard to rank the two families, but I am going
with the Kennedys as the sleaziest, most evil political family of the
last75 years. There were more of them, and that has to count in the ranking. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2015 07:27 AM

The results are certainly skewed by the Klintons not pumping out a shitload of kids -- that we know about, anyway -- to help Chelsea perpetuate the corruption.

Posted by: MrScribbler at April 13, 2015 07:31 AM (P8YHq)

104 "I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas,
but what I decided to do was to fulfill my profession which I entered
before my husband was in public life." March 16, 1992
___________________________

LOL. Yes, Hillary entered her profession before Bill became Attorney General of Arkansas, but she failed rather spectacularly.

Her first job out of law school was on a Watergate committee on Capitol Hill. Hillary was fired from that job, for her unethical behavior, and the congressman for whom she worked refused to write her a letter of recommendation. Then Hillary took, and flunked, the D.C. bar exam.

At that point, with no job and no prospects and having failed the D.C. bar exam, Hillary decided to follow Bill Clinton to Arkansas -- where she rode his coattails for the rest of her "professional" life. She only got her job at the Rose Law firm because of her connection to Bill Clinton. And of course, she only got her First Lady and Senator jobs because of Bill Clinton too.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 13, 2015 07:33 AM (lmdHn)

105 i find hillary's logo off putting.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 13, 2015 07:37 AM (iQIUe)

106 99 There were more of them, and that has to count in the ranking.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2015 07:27 AM (Zu3d9)

The Kennedy's are probably #1 in terms of greed, will to power, ruthlessness and in the legacy of destruction to the republic and the Constitution.

The only Kennedy I ever liked was Jackie because she saved and restored Grand Central Station. And she wasn't even a Kennedy by birth. And most of her money was Onassis'.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 07:37 AM (St6BJ)

107 Chelsea Clinton gets paid $50k a year to sit on the board of IAC, an internet media company owned by Barry Diller. We all know about Chelsea's extensive internet media experience, so of course she was a natural choice for this position -- having worked for so long and so hard in internet media. She also sits on the board of a ballet company; again, her vast training and experience with ballet dancing make her an invaluable board member. Who can forget her stunning performance as . . . er, never mind. Chelsea "likes" ballet, and that's what counts!

As Hillary's mom will tell you, all us middle-class types routinely get offered do-nothing jobs as directors of companies in which we have no particular knowledge or experience. It's the American way! Money for nothing and your kicks for free!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 13, 2015 07:12 AM (lmdHn)


This is the beauty of having Granny Mrs. Benghazi run. All this stuff gets to be examined. All of it. And when we see how much our elites don't care? We'll know just how good and screwed we really are.


No more of this hiding behind the mocha Jesus, and crying "RACISM!" every time someone wants to question his ways.


We'll have a straight up crook in the White House, a supremely unlikable one, and there will be no more pretending.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 13, 2015 07:37 AM (Dj0WE)

108 $45K seems an OK price for a 700HP Shelby, unless you're hung up on body style. They shouldn't have any trouble selling fifty (50) of them. It won't rust.

Dude, it's got a Whipple.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 13, 2015 07:38 AM (xq1UY)

109
As someone who has spent almost as much time in advertising as in show biz, anyone who needs/uses a logo is to be avoided at all costs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 07:38 AM (St6BJ)

110 "The results are certainly skewed by the Klintons not pumping out a shitload of kids"

Small favors. Be thankful for them.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 13, 2015 07:39 AM (RQ2Z6)

111 I had never heard of Hilly Maddux Day (although I knew Ira Einhorn had murdered her) as an alternative to Earth Day:

http://tinyurl.com/kmwshk3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2015 07:39 AM (DXzRD)

112 Sorry, Make that "Holly"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2015 07:39 AM (DXzRD)

113
As for the Kennedy's, Teddy and his dad were the worst of the worst of that bunch far and away. Medicare/Medicaid and Hart-Celler Act of '65 (which permanently destroyed our borders).

And he murdered MaryJo Kopechne.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 07:43 AM (St6BJ)

114 No more of this hiding behind the mocha Jesus, and crying "RACISM!" every time someone wants to question his ways.
We'll have a straight up crook in the White House, a supremely unlikable one, and there will be no more pretending.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 13, 2015 07:37 AM

Our next "straight up crook" will hide behind her oooooterus instead of her skin color.

She's been doing that for her entire friggin' life. She's Choom Boy with boobies.

Posted by: MrScribbler at April 13, 2015 07:43 AM (P8YHq)

115 At that point, with no job and no prospects and having failed the D.C. bar exam, Hillary decided to follow Bill Clinton to Arkansas -- where she rode his coattails for the rest of her "professional" life. She only got her job at the Rose Law firm because of her connection to Bill Clinton. And of course, she only got her First Lady and Senator jobs because of Bill Clinton too.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 13, 2015 07:33 AM (lmdHn)


When you put it that way it's almost possible to feel sorry for Bubba. He had to put up with that his whole public life.


I don't think there's virtue in that, but you have to at least admire the ability to continue on in the face of such awfulness.


I'd say the man has earned a trip to pedo island. And McDonalds.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 13, 2015 07:44 AM (Dj0WE)

116 So Hillary campaign after day 1 is:

Dr Evil in Scooby Doo van grabs terrified family for photo-op after meeting with liberal media elite to discuss how she is just like "us"

In a sane country she would be in the laughingstock of the entire nation not just conservative websites and would be polling in single digits. (That fact alone makes me avoid public places where the LIVs congregate, like malls)

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 13, 2015 07:45 AM (1BQGO)

117 107 We'll have a straight up crook in the White House, a supremely unlikable one, and there will be no more pretending.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 13, 2015 07:37 AM (Dj0WE)

We have a straight up crook in the WH now and every time a Democrat gets in there. But no bad press ever.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 07:45 AM (wlDny)

118 Cant post the next Hillary! quote as pixy is a might tetchy about something

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 13, 2015 07:46 AM (JO9+V)

119 Despite failing to achieve either man's ultimate goal, Reykjavik will be recorded as one of the most important summits in history. A year after Reykjavik the U.S. and Soviet Union signed the Intermediate Range Nuclear Forces Treaty (INF), for the first time eliminating an entire class of nuclear weapons. The Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty (START) was signed a few years later during President H.W Bush's term.

The Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty (INF) is a 1987 agreement between the United States and the Soviet Union. Signed in Washington, D.C. by U.S. President Ronald Reagan and General Secretary Mikhail Gorbachev on 8 December 1987, it was ratified by the United States Senate on 27 May 1988 in a 93-5 voteand came into force on 1 June of that year.

Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty (Start I) Signed: 1991 Ratified: 1994 Senate Ratification Vote: 93-6.

Posted by: Barack Insein Obama at April 13, 2015 07:46 AM (e8kgV)

120 Our next "straight up crook" will hide behind her oooooterus instead of her skin color.

She's been doing that for her entire friggin' life. She's Choom Boy with boobies.
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 13, 2015 07:43 AM (P8YHq)


I just don't expect it to work. Whatever it is, whether it's the absolute lack of a likable persona, or it's the rotten background, or the complete lack of humanity, she's going to be up there, exposed, as the mocha Jesus never was.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 13, 2015 07:47 AM (Dj0WE)

121 I'm ready for Hillary!

Posted by: Abject Failure at April 13, 2015 07:47 AM (oVJmc)

122 John Dickerson is far enough out on the crazy left that even Ben Rhodes brother should have thought twice about putting him on Face The Nation, or whatever the talking heads show belongs to CBS is called.

Posted by: MTF at April 13, 2015 07:49 AM (FCsIb)

123 Whatever it is, whether it's the absolute lack of a likable persona, or
it's the rotten background, or the complete lack of humanity, she's
going to be up there, exposed, as the mocha Jesus never was.



Just flashed on the scene in M*A*S*H where Sally Kellerman as Hot Lips gets her comeuppance and the camp gets a show.

Brain Bleach, stat!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 13, 2015 07:50 AM (JO9+V)

124 Second electoral rejection, here we come! Somebody should explain to Hillary that even among Democrats "No Means No".

So much rape-culture!

Posted by: Harley Quinn at April 13, 2015 07:51 AM (GwNC1)

125 Vic @ 48- Niki Haley?
If I was a democrat and voted more than once, I'd have voted for Niki from day one. I like her. She'd be a better Senator than linzy.
-Eromero. Voting in Texas for Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Eromero at April 13, 2015 07:52 AM (go5uR)

126 Hillary should be in jail, not running for President.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 13, 2015 07:53 AM (tjj0w)

127
I'm really pissed that Howdy Doody's face was abused in such a manner as was done yesterday. Shameful.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 07:53 AM (St6BJ)

128 18 here is Scankles showing just how much of a common everyday person she is.
http://bit.ly/1EsYc85

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:15 AM (wlDny)
==========================

Those people look like her cousins. After her last Iowa adventure, where she lost to the guy who Bill said "should be getting us coffee", you have to wonder if her campaign is limiting her visits to family only in Iowa.

Posted by: MTF at April 13, 2015 07:53 AM (FCsIb)

129 ...right after she said "hold my beer".

Mornin' rons.


Making yeasted waffles form mom this morning.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 13, 2015 07:53 AM (z/zSU)

130 Those initial attacks are a little weak, I hope the Republican "consultants" aren't saying that we can't attack Hilary because it will make women voters mad. (again)

Posted by: Jean at April 13, 2015 07:54 AM (ztOda)

131 123 Posted by: Count de Monet at April 13, 2015 07:50 AM (JO9+V)

Golden Age Sally Kellerman had a pretty decent body.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 07:54 AM (St6BJ)

132 We have a straight up crook in the WH now and every time a Democrat gets in there. But no bad press ever.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 07:45 AM (wlDny)


That just isn't true though. The Obama administration is unique in many ways, not the least their ability to flaunt their illegal actions, and avoid all criticism. This is a truly unique time in this country's history, and Hillery is likely to get a backlash if she gets that far. Which I expect she won't. She is detested, and there will be no hiding it. The difference between trying to criticize a black guy and trying to criticize her is going to be substantial, and people can't quite see it now.


Don't worry. You will.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 13, 2015 07:54 AM (Dj0WE)

133 When you put it that way it's almost possible to feel sorry for Bubba. He had to put up with that his whole public life.
_______________________

Between the two of them, he's certainly the better half. He was the one with the political talent, not her. She was not well liked by the people in Arkansas (who found her snooty and condescending), and was more of a political liability to Bill than an asset.

If Hillary hadn't hooked her pathetic wagon to the more-talented Bill, she'd probably be working in some personal injury firm in a sleazy strip mall somewhere -- assuming she could have kept her law license. (She did manage to pass the Arkansas bar exam, after having flunked the D.C. bar exam. High achievement for a Yale Law grad!)

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 13, 2015 07:54 AM (lmdHn)

134 Hillary/Jeb 2016
"What difference, at this point, does it make?"

Posted by: Paladin at April 13, 2015 07:54 AM (LtaK3)

135 130 I hope the Republican "consultants" aren't saying that we can't attack Hilary because it will make women voters mad. (again)
Posted by: Jean at April 13, 2015 07:54 AM (ztOda)

Trust me; that is precisely what they are advising. Karl Rove, Steve Schmidt et al deserve an ass-kicking of epic proportions.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 07:55 AM (St6BJ)

136 22 year old black man gets off with a warning from a white officer.

NO JUSTICE NO PEACE!!!

(On phone. But link has probably been posted already.)

Morning horde!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 13, 2015 07:55 AM (4BsTz)

137 133 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 13, 2015 07:54 AM (lmdHn)


Time and the MFM image making complex are making Bill Clinton seem kind and grandfatherly.

Please. He was as crooked as they come, was mentored by William J. Fulbright (KKK), abused women and either murdered or had people murdered at his behest.

In other words, a sleazy piece of shit Democrat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 07:58 AM (St6BJ)

138 125
Vic @ 48- Niki Haley?
If I was a democrat and voted more than once,
I'd have voted for Niki from day one. I like her. She'd be a better
Senator than linzy.
-Eromero. Voting in Texas for Ted Cruz.


Posted by: Eromero at April 13, 2015 07:52 AM (go5uR)

When she finishes her second term in 2019 maybe she'll go for the WH or run against Lady Boy. Or maybe Lady Boy will get the warm spit job of VP and she will appoint a new Senator to replace him.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 07:59 AM (wlDny)

139
@137, by "Time" I mean tick-tock-tick-tock, not the rag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 07:59 AM (St6BJ)

140 Is Hillary stalking the American citizenry again? At what point does a political career stop being a political career and starts being harassment of a nation?

#HillRodsRapeCulture

Posted by: Harley Quinn at April 13, 2015 07:59 AM (GwNC1)

141 Hillary: All the slime of Bill with none of the charm.

Posted by: dogfish at April 13, 2015 08:00 AM (1vYi0)

142 138 When she finishes her second term in 2019 maybe she'll go for the WH or run against Lady Boy. Or maybe Lady Boy will get the warm spit job of VP and she will appoint a new Senator to replace him.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 07:59 AM (wlDny)


Dear Lord, who would pick Goober to be a running-mate? THAT would be a losing ticket and G-d forbid they win, then he'd be running for prexy for sure. Mercifully, that ain't gonna play out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 08:00 AM (St6BJ)

143 128 Those people look like her cousins. After her last
Iowa adventure, where she lost to the guy who Bill said "should be
getting us coffee", you have to wonder if her campaign is limiting her
visits to family only in Iowa.



Posted by: MTF at April 13, 2015 07:53 AM (FCsIb)


Her "visit" to Iowa was for only two events, both closed to the public and with limited (and orshestrated) press.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 08:00 AM (wlDny)

144 108 "$45K seems an OK price for a 700HP Shelby, unless you're hung up on body style. They shouldn't have any trouble selling fifty (50) of them. It won't rust."


That $45K is the option price, on top of the cost of the truck.

Posted by: jwest at April 13, 2015 08:01 AM (9ZZd+)

145 141 Hillary: All the slime of Bill with none of the charm.
Posted by: dogfish at April 13, 2015 08:00 AM (1vYi0)


In other words,

Bill = Ted Bundy

Hilary = Aileen Wuornos

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 08:01 AM (St6BJ)

146 143 Her "visit" to Iowa was for only two events, both closed to the public and with limited (and orshestrated) press.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 08:00 AM (wlDny)


I see you are using the more arcane but eloquent Foster Brooks/John Boehner pronunciation of the word "orchestrated."

Kudos.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 08:02 AM (St6BJ)

147 Hillary's! campaign Tweeted: "Hillary has fought children and families her whole life!" (sic). I always like the "who
life" modifier, She was doing it the moment she emerged from the ooze of Mordor.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 13, 2015 08:03 AM (5buP8)

148 147 She was doing it the moment she emerged from the ooze of Mordor.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 13, 2015 08:03 AM (5buP


Hilary is Linda Blair without the projectile pea soup, or beauty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 08:04 AM (St6BJ)

149 @17

Somewhere they posted a edited video of the rape, but I could not make anything out of it accept drunks yelling. The girl was so screwed up that she did even know she had been raped?



Reminds me of Crystal Gale of Duke Fake Rape case. She had SIX different men's semen in her.



SIX

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 13, 2015 08:04 AM (0FSuD)

150 (whole life)

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 13, 2015 08:04 AM (5buP8)

151 146 I see you are using the more arcane but eloquent Foster Brooks/John Boehner pronunciation of the word "orchestrated."



Kudos.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 08:02 AM (St6BJ)


It was a "brownonian" typo/slip.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 08:04 AM (wlDny)

152 Hillary2016: I wait for you at the voting booth like a stranger with a van at the playground.

#HillRodsRapeCulture

Posted by: Harley Quinn at April 13, 2015 08:05 AM (GwNC1)

153 149 Posted by: Nip Sip at April 13, 2015 08:04 AM (0FSuD)

Come come, now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 08:05 AM (St6BJ)

154 Carly Fiorina going after ANYONE for a lack of accomplishment is fricking ridiculous.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 13, 2015 08:05 AM (yxw0r)

155 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 13, 2015 08:06 AM (hSlC9)

156 137 - It's amazing the rehabbing of the Bubba image.
He gave MIRV technology to the Chinese and sold the Indonesians the right to lock up our clean coal. He killed people to distract from his scandals.
One of the worst ever to hold the office.
But it all seems to be washed away by his not killing the economy.

Posted by: typo dynamoo at April 13, 2015 08:06 AM (i7JE3)

157 154 Hey,she ran not one but TWO companies into the ground.Tha's an accomplishment!

Posted by: steevy at April 13, 2015 08:06 AM (KETbL)

158 153
149 Posted by: Nip Sip at April 13, 2015 08:04 AM (0FSuD)



Come come, now.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 08:05 AM (St6BJ)

Ha ha. you mean cum cum, now. SIX amazing. She's still in jail for killings her boyfriend.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 13, 2015 08:07 AM (0FSuD)

159 107 Chelsea Clinton gets paid $50k a year to sit on the board of IAC, an internet media company owned by Barry Diller.
=============================

One small correction: Chelsea got paid $299,969 in 2014 for serving on this board.

The SEC requires companies to explain why each director is on the board. Usually, its stuff like "her long years of financial experience" or "his manufacturing expertise" that earn board members their seats.

Chelsea is on the board to "bring a fresh, youthful perspective", according to IAC. Or, a get out of jail free card. One of the two; take your pick.

Posted by: MTF at April 13, 2015 08:07 AM (FCsIb)

160 Somewhere they posted a edited video of the rape,
but I could not make anything out of it accept drunks yelling. The girl
was so screwed up that she did even know she had been raped?



Reminds me of Crystal Gale of Duke Fake Rape case. She had SIX different men's semen in her.



SIX


Posted by: Nip Sip at April 13, 2015 08:04 AM (0FSuD)

I figured she was passed out drunk. She says someone drugged her. But the real crux of the thing was the crowd standing around laughing and cheering them on. I could not find the video or her name anywhere and I looked.

But the Duke scrunt was a hooker, I gather this woman/girl was not.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 08:07 AM (wlDny)

161 Paging Craig Livingstone and Sandy Berger to the Hillary Tour Bus! Craig Livingstone and Sandy Berger to the Hillary Tour Bus!

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 13, 2015 08:09 AM (tjj0w)

162 156 But it all seems to be washed away by his not killing the economy.

Posted by: typo dynamoo at April 13, 2015 08:06 AM (i7JE3)


And the MFM gave him that despite the fact that he fought it tooth and nail against the Republican congress.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 08:09 AM (wlDny)

163
Don't it make her brown thighs glued . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 08:10 AM (St6BJ)

164 143 Her "visit" to Iowa was for only two events, both closed to the public and with limited (and orshestrated) press.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 08:00 AM (wlDny)
===========================

Even John Dickerson and CBS News might finally object to a campaign that wont talk to the press.

Oops! Who am I kidding! Of course they won't.

Posted by: MTF at April 13, 2015 08:10 AM (FCsIb)

165 164 Even John Dickerson and CBS News might finally object to a campaign that wont talk to the press.



Oops! Who am I kidding! Of course they won't.

Posted by: MTF at April 13, 2015 08:10 AM (FCsIb)


They have proven that with the choom. He shits all over them and they say "thank you sir may I have another".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 08:11 AM (wlDny)

166 But it all seems to be washed away by his not killing the economy.

When he pushed to give China permanent most favored trade status it started a slow speed decline that took a decade before it hit rock bottom. Then he had the balls to blame Bush.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 13, 2015 08:12 AM (xQX/f)

167 From a book called Artists and their Cats, Ms. Wanda Gag

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/artists-and-their-cats-12.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 13, 2015 08:12 AM (uvGGC)

168 In other words, a sleazy piece of shit Democrat.
___________________

I agree. But Bill was still far superior to Hillary. Bill came out of an Arkansas trailer park, with a crazy mom and an abusive step-dad, and became a Rhodes Scholar and top Yale law grad. He went on to become Attorney General and then 2-term Governor of Arkansas. Love him or hate him, the man had intelligence, ambition, and real accomplishments, and he achieved those accomplishments on his own. Yes, he also had serious pathologies, and was completely unethical. But Bill, unlike Hillary (who is also completely unethical), didn't get where he did by marrying somebody more talented and then using their name and connections his entire life.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 13, 2015 08:12 AM (lmdHn)

169 168 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 13, 2015 08:12 AM (lmdHn


And he was also a draft dodger.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 08:13 AM (wlDny)

170 But Bill, unlike Hillary (who is also completely unethical), didn't get where he did by marrying somebody more talented and then using their name and connections his entire life.

YEAH!!!! WHAT THAT GUY SAID. MARRYING FOR ADVANCEMENT IS RIGHT OUT!!!

Posted by: Jeb (Last Name Unimportant) at April 13, 2015 08:14 AM (659DL)

171 At work....

As an open comment to the GOPe:

I know we told you guys to STFU while Hillary was twisting in the wind over her obviously illegal private server. And you guys did well with that.

However, there is an obvious, unspoken instruction included with that advice, which - to spell it out for you - is to STFU *until its time for you to speak up*.

WTF GOPe? And WTF the rest of you too. Charges should've been brought to bear on her before she announced, you idiots. That server should've been impounded long ago as well. Now, you cannot do a thing to her until after the election - and probably not for another 5 years after since you'll obviously fk that up too.

Posted by: Bigby's Bare Hands at April 13, 2015 08:15 AM (3ZtZW)

172 LOL. Yep, Bill is and was a sleaze. But he is still a better person than Hillary. Which tells you everything you need to know about Hillary.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 13, 2015 08:15 AM (lmdHn)

173 But the Duke scrunt was a hooker, I gather this woman/girl was not.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 08:07 AM (wlDny)

Some of these girls should be called "free Hooks" they screw so many guys and never get paid. Who doesn't know you have cum inside you?


I guess this is what Hannity was talking about on his show. Sounds like Panama City is getting a lot of rough kids.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 13, 2015 08:16 AM (0FSuD)

174
And . . . here comes Rubio.

Oh joy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 08:16 AM (St6BJ)

175 That server should've been impounded long ago as well.

Remember the opening "self-destruct" scene on the old Mission: Impossible?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 13, 2015 08:17 AM (659DL)

176 One small correction: Chelsea got paid $299,969 in 2014 for serving on this board.
_______________

Yes, I should have said she was hired and paid $50k for the FIRST year she sat on that board; her salary has been bumped up considerably since then, despite the fact that she still possesses no qualifications whatsoever for the position. Thanks.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 13, 2015 08:18 AM (lmdHn)

177 I have no way of knowing whether Clinton is a better person than Hillary or not. He has a surface charm. I have no idea what goes on behind the mask.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2015 08:19 AM (DXzRD)

178 Hey J.J. Sefton and Sven

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/movie-recipes-2.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 13, 2015 08:19 AM (uvGGC)

179
Wow. Bangladesh executes a top Muzzy for rape and genocide stemming back to the 1971 Indo-Paki war that created the country (and a George Harrison concert album).

Over at Breitbart.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 08:19 AM (St6BJ)

180 Vic here is edited video from Drudge. I can't make much of it.




http://tinyurl.com/lpt29pv

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 13, 2015 08:21 AM (0FSuD)

181 >>>Remember the opening "self-destruct" scene on the old Mission: Impossible?

I don't fking care. Material evidence, does anybody speak it?

Posted by: Bigby's Bare Hands at April 13, 2015 08:21 AM (3ZtZW)

182 And . . . here comes Rubio.

Oh joy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 08:16 AM (St6BJ)
---
For a while I agreed with Drew that Jeb would be inevitable, due to establishment support. Now Im not quite sure anymore. I think a lot of establishmentarians are irritated that he doesnt lie like Rubio to keep the party together. They want somebody who sounds like a conservative, but will govern as a centrist.

Gotta keep the voting sheep in line!

Posted by: Harley Quinn at April 13, 2015 08:21 AM (GwNC1)

183 14
Now here's the next F-150 I would like. Nothing like hauling your trash
to the dump burning the tires with a 700 HP 6.2L v8 (that's 378 cubic
inches for us old farts)
http://fxn.ws/1yjuAJb
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 06:14 AM (wlDny)


Reminds me of the F150 they had on Top Gear. Like the power rating but too pretty for the country.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at April 13, 2015 08:22 AM (h4UbF)

184 *snicker - giggle - chortle - snigger*

Ex-Machina showing in only four theaters earned $250,000.

The Gunman in 312 theaters earned $134,000.

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 13, 2015 08:23 AM (uvGGC)

185 Greetings, gentlefappers.

What could be worse than a Friday the 13th? Why, a Monday the 13th.

Fresh hell, indeed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 13, 2015 08:23 AM (0HooB)

186 178 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 13, 2015 08:19 AM (uvGGC)


That's what goes on in the development exec's pea-brain.

Now, get the hell out of my office and write one just like it!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 08:23 AM (St6BJ)

187 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 13, 2015 08:23 AM (uvGGC)

Wonder how do those totals compare to "Unbroken"?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at April 13, 2015 08:24 AM (h4UbF)

188 I have no idea what goes on behind the mask.
____________________

That's pretty much true for everybody, and certainly for every politician.

I think both Clintons (hell, all three) are people of questionable moral character, but as between Bill and Hillary, Bill is certainly the more accomplished and intelligent of the two, by far. That's what I meant by "better."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 13, 2015 08:24 AM (lmdHn)

189 182 Posted by: Harley Quinn at April 13, 2015 08:21 AM (GwNC1)


Pro Tip for all: Centrism means surrendering bit by bit instead of all at once.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 08:24 AM (St6BJ)

190 I don't fking care. Material evidence, does anybody speak it?

The moment whe got away with setting the thing up, it was over. She did it intentionally with malice aforethought. Couple that with what I believe to be a complete ignorance of things technological and you quite a soup.

But let's take note of Paul the Younger being mean to a female reporter asking a leading, stupid question. EVEN HUME DID IT THIS WEEKEND.

Lesson for the GOP: Don't even try to develop a strategy to suck up to the media. They were, are, and will be actively on the other side.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 13, 2015 08:25 AM (659DL)

191 The truly bizarre thing is that this bitch might actually win. She has no organized opposition except within her own party.

We're seriously down the rabbit hole here.

Buy more ammo.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 13, 2015 08:25 AM (KtVta)

192
One small correction: Chelsea got paid $299,969 in 2014 for serving on this board.


*************


Unreal. Un-frigging-real.


It's like we're living in an oligarchy or something.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 13, 2015 08:25 AM (yxw0r)

193 192 It's like we're living in an oligarchy or something.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 13, 2015 08:25 AM (yxw0r)


Just like it. Except without any benefits.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2015 08:26 AM (St6BJ)

194 Spengler wants to know why it is that Americans, who polls say think Iran is a huge threat to the USA, trust Obama more than the GOP to negotiate with the Mullahs.

Its because the Washington GOP has a weird view of international threats: bomb them hard, invade them, and then turn them into a pacifist friend to America.

Hey Prince Reibus! Get rid of the Bushies, the McVains, the Lindsay Grahams etc. and the voters will trust the GOP more than they do.

http://bit.ly/1z8g02p

Posted by: MTF at April 13, 2015 08:26 AM (FCsIb)

195 I know aging and bitter Dem women who love Hillary. Does anybody else? Unfortunately, aging and bitter Dem women make up a growing part of the electorate, but not enough to elect Cankles.

OTOH, I think the Dems are also depending on the sizable part of the population who vote D no matter what, so the candidate doesn't have to be likable or competent - they could run a block of wood, and the dolts would still vote for it.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 13, 2015 08:27 AM (+XMAD)

196 180
Vic here is edited video from Drudge. I can't make much of it.




http://tinyurl.com/lpt29pv


Posted by: Nip Sip at April 13, 2015 08:21 AM (0FSuD)

They edited out the victim so you can't tell much of anything.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 08:27 AM (wlDny)

197 The Gunman in 312 theaters earned $134,000.

Snotty McShorty Short remains snotty and short. Not so action-y.

Guess we're stuck with Liam Neeson to kill everyone.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 13, 2015 08:28 AM (659DL)

198 OTOH, I think the Dems are also depending on the sizable part of the population who vote D no matter what, so the candidate doesn't have to be likable or competent - they could run a block of wood, and the dolts would still vote for it.

According to the quite accurate pic of Chelsea! in the sidebar, that's her job.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 13, 2015 08:28 AM (0HooB)

199 A little humor: Katherine Timpf writes of a girl who got sent home from school for violating the dress code (though she looked conservatively dressed to me, by high school standards). So her sister tweets out that "rape culture" was to blame. You can't make this stuff up.

http://bit.ly/1z8g02p

Posted by: MTF at April 13, 2015 08:28 AM (FCsIb)

200 I have no way of knowing whether Clinton is a better person than Hillary or not. He has a surface charm. I have no idea what goes on behind the mask.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2015 08:19 AM (DXzRD)

Hillary is worse than Bill because she's and old school Alinsky ideologue. She believes that shit she's pushing. Bills a narcissistic momma's boy. He's chief motivation is to be adored and orally copulated.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at April 13, 2015 08:29 AM (KbNXw)

201 Spengler wants to know why it is that Americans, who polls say think Iran is a huge threat to the USA, trust Obama more than the GOP to negotiate with the Mullahs.

I'm going to need to see the party affiliation and geographical breakdown on the sample.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 13, 2015 08:29 AM (659DL)

202 194 Correct link for Spengler is


http://bit.ly/1CAIWBr

Posted by: MTF at April 13, 2015 08:29 AM (FCsIb)

203 I think rape culture is to blame for global warming.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 13, 2015 08:30 AM (+XMAD)

204 Hillary is running for President?


Madison wept.

Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 13, 2015 08:30 AM (8rTNW)

205 Half the Clinton-Bush nightmare ticket....

Posted by: Agent J at April 13, 2015 06:11 AM (9Mtv3)

The top half, specifically.

Posted by: steveegg at April 13, 2015 08:30 AM (cL79m)

206 183 Reminds me of the F150 they had on Top Gear. Like the power rating but too pretty for the country.


Posted by: 1bulwetweft at April 13, 2015 08:22 AM (h4UbF)


One of my old co-workers had one of those F-150s with the stripe and bumble bee on the side. I forgot what they called them. But he said once he replaced the computer chip with the speed limiter he took it up to 140 MPH and still had pedal left. Unfortunately some drunk toad with no insurance ran a red light and T-boned him totaling the truck.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 08:31 AM (wlDny)

207 "The truly bizarre thing is that this bitch might actually win. She has no organized opposition except within her own party.
"

The days after the 2012 election were truly dark days. This
will be even worse if/when the unthinkable happens. Although I have
more less come to accept the decline and collapse inevitable so maybe
the feeling of frustration and depression won't be as bad. Plus there is
Hillary Fun camp to look forward to.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 13, 2015 08:31 AM (1BQGO)

208 Hillary is worse than Bill because she's and old school Alinsky ideologue. She believes that shit she's pushing. Bills a narcissistic momma's boy. He's chief motivation is to be adored and orally copulated.

And to destroy the careers of millions of hard-working Americans by handing our entire manufacturing sector to the ChiComs.


Don't forget that part, the tens of thousands of businesses that closed here after that POS signed NAFTA.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 13, 2015 08:31 AM (0HooB)

209 FFS - will somebody PLEASE start the nuke strikes? I fear that as things get much worse, it won't be worth wasting a bomb on us. Then we'll have to deal with all this shit in perpetuity.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at April 13, 2015 08:33 AM (h4UbF)

210 So her sister tweets out that "rape culture" was to blame. You can't make this stuff up.


*****

Yeah, Timpf advocates a balanced response. We need to address both sides of the coin.

1. Teach teenage boys how disgusting they are.


2. Teach teenage girls how disgusting teenage boys are.


Feh!

Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 13, 2015 08:33 AM (8rTNW)

211 Beaver Lappers for Hillary is such a cliche' that it defies parody. I think satire will basically become impossible during this campaign.

Posted by: joncelli at April 13, 2015 08:34 AM (RD7QR)

212 177 I have no way of knowing whether Clinton is a better person than Hillary or not. He has a surface charm. I have no idea what goes on behind the mask.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2015 08:19 AM (DXzRD)
=========================

FS, this took me aback.

Bill is the single most frequent visitor to Epstein's private sex slave island. Given that fact combined with the perjury conviction, the conviction in the minds of the public for two forcible rapes while Arkansas governor and the total corruption of the "Clinton Global Initiative", what does it take to convince you of what goes on "behind the mask"?

Posted by: MTF at April 13, 2015 08:36 AM (FCsIb)

213 I think a large portion of the (D) voting bloc are waiting for someone to tell them who they are excited to vote for.

Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 13, 2015 08:36 AM (8rTNW)

214 Who could forget those days.
Wish I could borrow ace's time machine to go back and throatpunch everyone who told me my concerns were nonsense and that there was no such thing as a slippery slope.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, proud member of the corgiarchy at April 13, 2015 08:37 AM (go6ud)

215 Unbroken pulled in $115 million domestically and $45 million overseas.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 13, 2015 08:38 AM (uvGGC)

216 So she wears a long shirt, not tucked in, and licra stretch pants. Guess what, she would have been sent home at my HS before classes even began.


Girls were required to wear dresses (no pants at all) and those dresses had to be no shorter such that when kneeling on the carpet the dress touched the floor. And remember, this was the age of the mini and that is what they all wanted.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 08:38 AM (wlDny)

217 One of my old co-workers had one of those F-150s
with the stripe and bumble bee on the side. I forgot what they called
them. But he said once he replaced the computer chip with the speed
limiter he took it up to 140 MPH and still had pedal left. Unfortunately
some drunk toad with no insurance ran a red light and T-boned him
totaling the truck. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 08:31 AM (wlDny)

Dang.

I don't recall a Ford with the bee sticker but Dodge had the "Rumble Bee" pickups with the 5.7 V8 Hemi. Either way, I'd love to have that power.....

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at April 13, 2015 08:39 AM (h4UbF)

218 On the bright side, according to CBS, this weekend the Masters tournament was played on a course designed and built by Tiger Woods. All of the golfers that have ever golfed owe their very lives to Tiger. Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus only took up golf so they could play (half) as well as Tiger. Tiger would have won the tournament if he wasn't so busy working on world peace.

Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2015 08:39 AM (rEe5u)

219 215
Unbroken pulled in $115 million domestically and $45 million overseas.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 13, 2015 08:38 AM (uvGGC)


LOL. Thought so - but then it's an amazing story.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at April 13, 2015 08:40 AM (h4UbF)

220 >>>>Its because the Washington GOP has a weird view of international threats: bomb them hard, invade them, and then turn them into a pacifist friend to America.

Except with the way this clusterfk is shaping up that last partisn't going to work anymore.

Posted by: Bigby's Bare Hands at April 13, 2015 08:41 AM (3ZtZW)

221 218
On the bright side, according to CBS, this weekend the Masters
tournament was played on a course designed and built by Tiger Woods. All
of the golfers that have ever golfed owe their very lives to Tiger.
Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus only took up golf so they could play
(half) as well as Tiger. Tiger would have won the tournament if he
wasn't so busy working on world peace.



Yes this is so true. Some moron this weekend explained to me that Tiger is the person who made golf famous.



What can't he do? Ask the Waffle House girl, she knows.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 13, 2015 08:42 AM (0FSuD)

222 Just wait until you see my Reichstag fire

Posted by: Ready for Hitlery !!1! at April 13, 2015 08:43 AM (PxdJM)

223 Tiger would have won the tournament if he wasn't so busy working on world peace.

They can try to fellate Tiger all they want, but his game will never, ever get any better than he played this past weekend.

It's time for a new generation of golfers, as Jordan Spieth so ably proved with his record setting performance at the Masters. Even my golf hero, Phil Mickelson, spoke glowingly of him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 13, 2015 08:44 AM (0HooB)

224 I can see the scene:

[Van screeches to a halt in front of Sam's Club. Secret Service agents and campaign personnel jump out, surround a frightened family.]

SS AGENT: DON'T MOVE!

FATHER: What did we do!?

SSA: We've got a photo op in progress. Stay still and nobody gets hurt. [Talking into lapel] Bring out Thunder Thighs.

[Hillary emerges from the van, sneers at the family]

HILLARY: Oh God, kids. Well, let's get this over with. [She sidles up to the Mom, cracks a mean smile, and yells] Take the fuckin' picture!

MOM: What did we do!

SSA: Sorry ma'am. Nothing personal.

[Everybody piles into van. Somebody tosses out a Hillary lawn sign with a $10 bill stapled to it.]

VOICE FROM VAN: VOTE HILLARY, PEONS!

Posted by: joncelli at April 13, 2015 08:44 AM (RD7QR)

225 There was no golf before Tiger.
ESPN

Posted by: steevy at April 13, 2015 08:44 AM (KETbL)

226 Golfer who is more a man than Tiger Woods?

Douglas Bader. RAF fighter pilot. Double leg amputee. POW. And could play 36 holes of golf on tin legs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 13, 2015 08:44 AM (uvGGC)

227 Well, bummer for me. It's going to rain next three days and I had to cancel a trout fishing trip. When it rains the river rises and you can not ford it.



Posted by: Nip Sip at April 13, 2015 08:44 AM (0FSuD)

228 Don't forget that part, the tens of thousands of businesses that closed here after that POS signed NAFTA.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 13, 2015 08:31 AM (0HooB)

The first NAFTA was actually negotiated back in 90 and signed by George HW Bush in 92.

Not really a bad Idea if they would have made the "FREE" part equal for all governments. We opened our borders, everyone else maintained some sort of tariff against our products.

But yeah, the DNC got paid by foreigners again and bill was guaranteed and steady supply of beer and young girls on rich folks private Islands.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at April 13, 2015 08:44 AM (KbNXw)

229 Tiger would have won the tournament if he wasn't so busy working on world peace.
Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2015 08:39 AM (rEe5u)

And the Kitten he rescued from the tree at Amen Corner.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at April 13, 2015 08:45 AM (KbNXw)

230 It's time for a new generation of golfers, as Jordan
Spieth so ably proved with his record setting performance at the
Masters. Even my golf hero, Phil Mickelson, spoke glowingly of him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 13, 2015 08:44 AM (0HooB)

No one has said a negative word about the boy. Texas makes men.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 13, 2015 08:46 AM (0FSuD)

231 224 that is so slanderous.
Hillary would never tape $10 to a lawn sign to toss to someone.
The dollars flow TO Hillary, capisce?

Posted by: @votermom at April 13, 2015 08:47 AM (cbfNE)

232 Hillary joke for you all before I'm off for work:

Bill Clinton was driving past the White House when he accidentally ran over the Obama's new puppy, Sunny, crushing it flat as a fritter. He climbed out of his Rolls and sat down on the grass totally distraught. He knew Michele would go friggin' ballistic.

Then Bill noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, brushed it off and immediately a Genie popped out. "You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment," said the Genie "As a reward I shall grant you one wish."

"Well," said Bill, "I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this damned dog."

They walk over to the splattered remains of Sunny. "Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?" Bill asked.

The Genie looked at the remains and shook his head. "This critter is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Maybe there's something else you'd like?"

Bill thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. "I had an affair with this beautiful young girl called Monica," said Bill, showing the genie the first photo. "But I'm actually married to this woman called Hillary" and he showed the genie the second photo. "You see what Hillary looks like, so do you think you can make her look like Monica?"

The Genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, "Damn, let's have another look at that dog!"

Posted by: Eisenhorn at April 13, 2015 08:47 AM (1li1B)

233 Oh, and his winnings yesterday? A green Jacket that he can not keep, it stays in Augusta and oh, yeah $1.8 million

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 13, 2015 08:48 AM (0FSuD)

234 Did folks here catch the story of the woman who was dangling her 2 year old over the wall at the Cleveland Zoo and accidentally dropped him into the Cheetah pit? She had to jump down and save him, and no one was hurt.

That kid is going to need years and years of therapy, but at least he wasn't lunch.

Posted by: MTF at April 13, 2015 08:48 AM (FCsIb)

235 "213
I think a large portion of the (D) voting bloc are waiting for someone to tell them who they are excited to vote for."

This. Democrat voters are amazingly stupid, and will come up with reasons to like what they are told to like.

Posted by: Null at April 13, 2015 08:49 AM (xjpRj)

236 One of my old co-workers had one of those F-150s with the stripe and bumble bee on the side.
------------------
I think those were Dodge Rams?

Posted by: jdub at April 13, 2015 08:49 AM (WDySP)

237 Not really a bad Idea if they would have made the "FREE" part equal for all governments. We opened our borders, everyone else maintained some sort of tariff against our products.


Agreed, but I still can't figure out what part of "protecting American job's" politicians don't get. It seems that other countries can't build up their own economies, so we wind up giving them part of ours.

This whole global economy thingy isn't working out very well for us, which is probably by design.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 13, 2015 08:50 AM (0HooB)

238 This. Democrat voters are amazingly stupid, and will come up with reasons to like what they are told to like.
Posted by: Null at April 13, 2015 08:49 AM (xjpRj)


BO was an unusually easy sell. Right place, right time, right set-up, easy to look at and listen too. H has none of that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at April 13, 2015 08:50 AM (KbNXw)

239 217 I don't recall a Ford with the bee sticker but Dodge
had the "Rumble Bee" pickups with the 5.7 V8 Hemi. Either way, I'd love
to have that power.....


Posted by: 1bulwetweft at April 13, 2015 08:39 AM (h4UbF)

Maybe it wasn't a "bee" but it did have a vertical strip at the rear on both sides of the bed near the tailgate. What I recall was the stripe looked a lot like the old 69 Dodge Super Bee.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 08:51 AM (wlDny)

240 Dump up.

Posted by: HH at April 13, 2015 08:52 AM (Ce4DF)

241 This whole global economy thingy isn't working out very well for us, which is probably by design.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 13, 2015 08:50 AM (0HooB)

In an ass backward way, in some sectors it is. Our economy has fallen to the point that Euro car manufacturers Are building car plants all over the south. Once BMW's small expansion is complete next year, Greer SC will be the largest BMW factory in the world, Not just outside of Germany, the world. Because of our sorry ass economy we have become a new source of cheap labor.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at April 13, 2015 08:55 AM (KbNXw)

242 In an ass backward way, in some sectors it is. Our economy has fallen to the point that Euro car manufacturers Are building car plants all over the south. Once BMW's small expansion is complete next year, Greer SC will be the largest BMW factory in the world, Not just outside of Germany, the world. Because of our sorry ass economy we have become a new source of cheap labor.

RTW FTW!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 13, 2015 08:59 AM (0HooB)

243 Hillary is running? Are you sure?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at April 13, 2015 09:36 AM (PEgKF)

244 Not sure that casting Hillary! as an eevil 1 %er is such a winning strategy. Just a hunch.

Posted by: Republican branded oligarchy at April 13, 2015 09:40 AM (HEo6y)

245 Remember that article someone wrote here about how Hillary won't run, and if she does, she won't win the nomination, and if she does, she won't win the general election.

I hope everyone recognizes that every one of those three things is pure wishcasting. The first has fallen. Just wait for the next two.

Posted by: The truth at April 13, 2015 10:07 AM (ibvmu)

246 I always said she wouldn't get the nom. I still believe that.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2015 10:19 AM (wlDny)

247 If she doesn't, then the only question is, is it O'Malley/Warren, or the other way around.

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Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat

Ann Coulter
National Review Online
The Perfect World
Free Republic
Lucianne
The Note

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