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Ah, morning
Posted by: anon a mouse at April 11, 2015 06:07 AM (7GBH9) 2
Want to start the morning pissed off? Here you go: Organizers of a refugee reunion to mark the 40th anniversary of the fall of Saigon have canceled plans for a ceremony at Camp Pendleton because they will not be allowed to fly the South Vietnamese flag on the Marine base. The Vietnamese American community would not be allowed to fly the flag on the base in San Diego County because it is the emblem of an "unrecognized country," said Jason Johnston, spokesman for Camp Pendleton. The United States has diplomatic relations with the communist government in Hanoi. "U.S. government law does not allow the flag of an unrecognized country to fly on federal land," he said. http://tinyurl.com/mdmlokk Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 11, 2015 06:13 AM (kdS6q) 3
smoking a turkey today sounds great
although it may be a long wait if I was alive I'd join you I'm not so f you Posted by: maya angelou at April 11, 2015 06:13 AM (2X7pN) 4
Oh, and Vic, mind if I slide a chair over to your porch? Got hit with a pulmonary embolism Wednesday, and have been enjoying the ER and ICU since.
And of course, happens to be the same day our lead contractor lets us know the new place in Texas is done, and the sale here in Fairfax was finalized. Brilliant timing on my part, no? Posted by: anon a mouse at April 11, 2015 06:13 AM (7GBH9) 5
Morning has broken. Perhaps we shall all see another ...
Posted by: goon at April 11, 2015 06:14 AM (A53Jp) 6
Good Morning Morons. Today is Saturday, April 11, 2015. On this day in 1951 Democrat Harry Truman relieved Douglas MacArthur of overall command in Korea. He did this for "insubordination" due to McArthur's public comments critical of his "Europe First" policy while allowing Chinese aggression in Korea. We will never know but I think it is likely that if McArthur had been allowed to do the war the way he wanted we would have a unified Korea today and the nutbag administration in the north would never have existed. I will admit though, Generals should not publicly criticize or undermine their superiors.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:15 AM (wlDny) 7
GOP "hopefuls" address the NRA convention. I see Fox leads off with RINO Rubio in this article. Is this a sign of who they are going to push this time?
http://fxn.ws/1GVdG56 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:15 AM (wlDny) 8
HISTORIC HANDSHAKE: Cordial greeting sets up Obama, Castro meeting
Thus says the headline link by Fox. I have a better one: Another chickenshit foreign policy fail. Obama meets Castro after snubbing Netanyahu and interfering in his election I see another "deal" coming. http://fxn.ws/1DSkKQQ Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:16 AM (wlDny) 9
Unindicted felon and unindicter OF felons Holder the chump warns DOJ employees against soliciting prostitutes (in foreign countries) because it is against DOJ policy. This was after it was revealed DOJ people attended a sex party with prostitutes arranged by drug cartels. The whole DOJ is looking like a shit-house filled with corruption. But that only reflects the leadership.
http://fxn.ws/1FJFpUQ Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:16 AM (wlDny) 10
The ten CA deputies involved in that beating of the criminal trying to escape on a stolen horse have been placed on administrative leave. Again we have the tale of a video from the MFM and everyone is climbing all over it. We do not have the whole story. This guy is no angel, he has a rap sheet longer than John Holm's Johnson. So all should give a chance for the investigation to proceed. Of course the DOJ is already sticking its nose into this but since this doesn't involve one of Obama and Holder's chosen people that will probably go nowhere.
http://fxn.ws/1CCQH93 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:16 AM (wlDny) 11
Standby for another whitewash.
The State Department inspector general plans to review a controversial program that allowed a longtime Hillary Clinton aide to work for a private firm at the same time she was working for the former secretary of state. Or maybe not since the Obama knives are out for Scankles. http://fxn.ws/1CBPAXg Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:16 AM (wlDny) 12
The Air Force has fired the General who told officers that talking to congress about the A-10 was tantamount to treason.
http://fxn.ws/1ICuIXU Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:16 AM (wlDny) 13
Jordon Spieth is going into the second round with a commanding lead at the Masters. Will he hold it is the question?
Spieth heads to the third round with a 14-under 130, the lowest 36-hole score in the tournament's history, and a commanding five-stroke lead that matches the biggest edge at this point in the tournament. http://fxn.ws/1JyVP3C Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:17 AM (wlDny) 14
John T. Booker, also known as Mohammed Abdullah Hassan, was arrested as part of a lengthy FBI investigation. Federal authorities said he was arrested near the army base in Manhattan, Kansas, as he completed final preparations to detonate the bomb, which had, in fact, been rendered inert while he was under FBI surveillance.
More workplace violence? http://fxn.ws/1Fw7YrJ Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:17 AM (wlDny) 15
A CA bill to limit waivers for vaccinations has the crazy-bags out in force. Some people are just insane.
http://fxn.ws/1ICvnsd Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:17 AM (wlDny) 16
The EPA is about to shit out another huge and costly "regulation" to eliminate a refrigerant gas that they forced people to go to eliminate the phony ozone hole. This is to eliminate the phony global warming fraud.
http://fxn.ws/1aSsRAh Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:17 AM (wlDny) 17
Recall that link I posted yesterday about the 3rd grade teacher who had forced students to send get-well letters to murderer Mumia. Well Marilyn Zuniga, the teacher, was suspended without pay while they "investigate".
http://fxn.ws/1FvLy4o Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:18 AM (wlDny) 18
The Boston Globe says Boston Bomber does not deserve to die. It would make me happy if every subscriber to this rag cancelled their subscriptions and places that allow them to put up newspaper racks would tell them to come get them.
http://bit.ly/1z2Jy1d Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:18 AM (wlDny) 19
Well wifey will be happy. Wheel of Fortune has been renewed for another two years.
http://fxn.ws/1yf7OlR Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:18 AM (wlDny) 20
Will the finger up the butt go away for men now over 40? Dog sniffing detects prostate cancer with 98% accuracy.
http://bit.ly/1OliH9x Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:18 AM (wlDny) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:18 AM (wlDny) 22
Amazon sues to protect their review process from people who sell fake reviews. I am glad to see this.
http://yhoo.it/1FwOZYu Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:19 AM (wlDny) 23
The new pope is undermining the Catholic church again. He is about to issue a Papal Letter supporting the AGW scam. Can the Bishops impeach a rouge Pope or is that "off the table"?
http://bit.ly/1HZTr4O Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:19 AM (wlDny) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:19 AM (wlDny) 25
Elle Magazine does Chelsea interview and graces the cover with what appears to be a heavily photo-shopped pic of her. Remember how the liberal mags always gave ugly and sometimes evil pics of Republicans?
http://bit.ly/1azWqpF Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:19 AM (wlDny) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:19 AM (wlDny) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:20 AM (wlDny) 28
Dog sniffing detects prostate cancer with 98% accuracy. Eons of practice, Hu-Mans! Eons of practice! -- any dog, anywhere Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 11, 2015 06:20 AM (TC4kf) 29
Left wing media attack dogs are already pulling out all the stops on early Republican candidates.
http://bit.ly/1Ct9wMT Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:20 AM (wlDny) 30
Democrat strategist tells Democrats the obvious; gun control is a big loser for you.
http://bit.ly/1z2S8gB Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:20 AM (wlDny) 31
PEW (a Democrat polling outfit) says independents are now at the highest level they have ever seen. But their "leaning question" says most of them favor Democrats. Of course.
http://dailysign.al/1OmcnyD Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:20 AM (wlDny) 32
Map from Business Insider (liberal) shows most liberal and most conservative towns in each State. I don't trust these kinds of surveys.
http://dailysign.al/1DT1wuu Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:21 AM (wlDny) 33
Amazon sues to protect their review process from people who sell fake reviews. I am glad to see this. You mean the strawberry flavored anal desensitizing cream reviews may be fake? Papa Starflower will be bitterly disappointed! Posted by: Mama Starflower at April 11, 2015 06:21 AM (2X7pN) 34
5% of all working age Americans are now on SSDI. (and 50% of that is fraud or abuse say others)
http://dailysign.al/1yfc2cW Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:21 AM (wlDny) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:21 AM (wlDny) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:21 AM (wlDny) 37
Elle Magazine does Chelsea interview and graces the cover with what appears to be a heavily photo-shopped pic of her. Obvious photoshop... after all, the strings were visible in every other picture of Howdy Doody. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 11, 2015 06:21 AM (TC4kf) 38
Wow. Good stuff for a weekend's reading. Add to the EPA regs, just look at who's patents are going down.
Need to boost a new product? It's time for the Potawmak two step! Guaranteed to work every time Posted by: anon a mouse at April 11, 2015 06:26 AM (7GBH9) 39
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Oh, and Vic, mind if I slide a chair over to your porch? Got hit with a pulmonary embolism Wednesday, and have been enjoying the ER and ICU since. And of course, happens to be the same day our lead contractor lets us know the new place in Texas is done, and the sale here in Fairfax was finalized. Brilliant timing on my part, no? Posted by: anon a mouse at April 11, 2015 06:13 AM (7GBH9) Sorry to hear that. I have issued a Vic prayer for you. Do you have high blood pressure and are they going to put you on blood thinners? I have been on both of those. And the BP meds recommend avoiding alcohol, which I ignore. But you are welcome to come down for a rocking chair day. Although the best time for that on the porch appears to have passed now. We are entering the 90F time here now. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:26 AM (wlDny) 40
Well folks while you catch up on the links I am going to fix breakfast so I can take MY meds. Be Back Shortly (BBS)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:30 AM (wlDny) 41
Do queer chicks dig timelords? I'd like to snag another Best Related Work.
Posted by: Droopy Dogg at April 11, 2015 06:30 AM (3F6F8) 42
Smoking a turkey? Aren't they kinda hard to light?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 11, 2015 06:31 AM (/9Mak) 43
Thanks. As to cause, no. It's a mystery. No bp issues, heart rates, dvt scans came up zip, and I've gotten really familiar with the inside of the CT scanner.
Doc chuckled and said it's a plan to keep me in Virginia... Posted by: anon a mouse at April 11, 2015 06:32 AM (7GBH9) Posted by: anon a mouse at April 11, 2015 06:33 AM (7GBH9) 45
Dog sniffing detects prostate cancer with 98% accuracy.
............ So, wait.. I gotta sniff a dog? and it tells me I got prostate cancer? Wow.. the medical miracles just keep on coming! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 11, 2015 06:37 AM (/9Mak) 46
sounds like u r feeling better, anon a mouse
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 11, 2015 06:38 AM (/9Mak) 47
It's not firing em up that's hard.
It's the gluing all the little papers together to have one big enough to spin one up. Posted by: teej at April 11, 2015 06:38 AM (7UCSd) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 11, 2015 06:38 AM (kdS6q) 49
Glad to see the thread's on time. Got my eye on you.
Posted by: Tom Wheeler at April 11, 2015 06:40 AM (3F6F8) 50
Ctj, yes. Mrs mouse says I've been unusually cranky (heh) the past couple of weeks.
Now I've got an excuse! Yippee Posted by: anon a mouse at April 11, 2015 06:42 AM (7GBH9) Posted by: Gnash Bumbler at April 11, 2015 06:42 AM (KUB45) 52
The Man with the 10 Pound Penis: 45-year-old who enlarged himself with silicone injections "I'm actually a pretty shy person," he explains, while leather-clad at a bondage festival. http://tinyurl.com/op4tnzj Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 11, 2015 06:46 AM (kdS6q) 53
>>> "I'm actually a pretty shy person," he explains, while leather-clad at a bondage festival.
I'll respect his privacy by not clicking that link. Posted by: fluffy at April 11, 2015 06:49 AM (Ua6T/) Posted by: teej at April 11, 2015 06:50 AM (7UCSd) 55
Uh, wow. Somebody needs a dictionary...
Posted by: anon a mouse at April 11, 2015 06:50 AM (7GBH9) 56
I'd love to business with Cuba. But first they must give all the land back to the citizens that they seized it from.
Posted by: redenzo at April 11, 2015 06:51 AM (WCnJW) 57
I'm back and munching on three sausage rolls. anon a mouse, I suspect they will put you on blood thinners when they let you go. I have been on them now since 2006 when I had a heart attack. They are a pain in the butt.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:51 AM (wlDny) 58
54, now that's shrinkage !
Posted by: anon a mouse at April 11, 2015 06:51 AM (7GBH9) Posted by: teej at April 11, 2015 06:54 AM (7UCSd) 60
And the team that came up with the Kerry Swift Boat and Dukakis in a tank ads is going after -- Rand Paul? Sure like to know who's writng the checks for these ads. http://tinyurl.com/lwn4lgp Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 11, 2015 06:54 AM (kdS6q) 61
eff'n autoplay videos.. it seems like in just a few months everyone has gone to autoplay.. if there's a video on the page, it autoplays..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 11, 2015 06:56 AM (/9Mak) Posted by: Sgt. Dork at April 11, 2015 06:57 AM (Ua6T/) 63
Sounds good. The eggs here aren't bad, but what they pass off as sausage is, well, let's just say that nothing tasty was harmed in their making.
Your correct about the thinners. 3 types right now, phasing two out in the next couple of days, then the ever popular Coumadin for 3 to 6 months. Posted by: anon a mouse at April 11, 2015 06:58 AM (7GBH9) 64
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eff'n autoplay videos.. it seems like in just a few months everyone has gone to autoplay.. if there's a video on the page, it autoplays.. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 11, 2015 06:56 AM (/9Mak) At least Fox allows you to block their auto-play but it only lasts as long as you keep your cookies. I delete all of mine every day. They all assume everyone has super high speed bandwidth and tons of memory. I don't have either and I hate autoplay. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny) Posted by: anon a mouse at April 11, 2015 07:01 AM (7GBH9) 66
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Sounds good. The eggs here aren't bad, but what they pass off as sausage is, well, let's just say that nothing tasty was harmed in their making. Your correct about the thinners. 3 types right now, phasing two out in the next couple of days, then the ever popular Coumadin for 3 to 6 months. Posted by: anon a mouse at April 11, 2015 06:58 AM (7GBH9) Get your wife to bring you a bottle of Texas Pete to dress up the sausage. And the best of luck in your recovery. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 07:01 AM (wlDny) 67
I just googled autoplay... it turns out in Chrome you can stop it.. it is in the settings...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 11, 2015 07:02 AM (/9Mak) 68
Ah, breakfast is served. Bbl
Posted by: anon a mouse at April 11, 2015 07:02 AM (7GBH9) 69
Well, moar coffee and some things to get done and leave late morning to do small, 3 hour show over by KC at 3:30.
Have added a few songs including Garth's new one, "Mom" and "Gentle On My Mind". Don't think I've ever heard a local or semi-local band do that last one. Love each other... Posted by: teej at April 11, 2015 07:02 AM (7UCSd) 70
Again, thanks Vic.
Posted by: anon a mouse at April 11, 2015 07:03 AM (7GBH9) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 11, 2015 07:05 AM (OsWis) 72
Huzzah! Being overweight significantly reduces dementia risk The team at Oxon Epidemiology and the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine analysed medical records from 1,958,191 people aged 55, on average, for up to two decades. Their most conservative analysis showed underweight people had a 39% greater risk of dementia compared with being a healthy weight. But those who were overweight had an 18% reduction in dementia - and the figure was 24% for the obese. http://www.bbc.com/news/health-32233571 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 11, 2015 07:07 AM (kdS6q) 73
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Thanks Vic : ) Got a pic for ya: https://tinyurl.com/ozyd29b Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 11, 2015 07:05 AM (OsWis) LOL, I like his porch view a lot more than mine. I used to have some woods directly across the street from me but the lady who lived there married a new toad and he cut them all down. When I first moved here everything was woods. I miss those days. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 07:11 AM (wlDny) 74
Their most conservative analysis showed underweight people had a 39% greater risk of dementia compared with being a healthy weight. But those who were overweight had an 18% reduction in dementia - and the figure was 24% for the obese.
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-32233571 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 11, 2015 07:07 AM (kdS6q) ------------------------ Well, good. Makes me feel better about ordering pizza tonight. Posted by: Soona at April 11, 2015 07:12 AM (99FOs) 75
Their most conservative analysis showed underweight people had a 39% greater risk of dementia compared with being a healthy weight.
One of the early signs of Alzheimer disease is loss of smell. Food doesn't smell inviting so people eat less, lose weight. Study fail. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 11, 2015 07:13 AM (xQX/f) 76
I like Breitbart's site but I loathe the autoplays. There are several of them and I hates them. Whoever came up with this damnable idea needs to be drawn and quartered.
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at April 11, 2015 07:14 AM (rnmpH) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 11, 2015 07:16 AM (OsWis) 78
Well off to bed and try to get some sleep. I have a 12 hour midshift to work later. Enjoy the daytime everybody. I hear its nice.
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at April 11, 2015 07:16 AM (rnmpH) 79
Being overweight significantly reduces dementia risk
So all those demented fatties I know are a figment of my cheese danish cat bore fiduciary complication? Posted by: Snoodling World Champ 1997 at April 11, 2015 07:16 AM (Q819Q) 80
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I like Breitbart's site but I loathe the autoplays. There are several of them and I hates them. Whoever came up with this damnable idea needs to be drawn and quartered. Posted by: puddleglum not at work at April 11, 2015 07:14 AM (rnmpH) Even Fox has gone off the deep end. Just about every article you click on now has autoplay on it. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 07:19 AM (wlDny) 81
The new pope is undermining the Catholic church again. He is about to issue a Papal Letter supporting the AGW scam. Can the Bishops impeach a rouge Pope or is that "off the table"?
A papal letter is just Frankie mouthing off, nothing more, though it does make it hard for the faithful to have confidence in the Throne of Peter. I wish Benedict would step up to the plate and tell this dimwit to knock it the hell off. As far as removing a pope, I don't believe the Curia has that power. They can sure as hell block him, though, and make his life miserable. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 11, 2015 07:20 AM (2UWHd) 82
I had thought about some porch time today because the high was only supposed to be 78F. But it is raining out there now and my porch is not very wide since wifey took half of it getting the dining room enlarged.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 07:21 AM (wlDny) Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 11, 2015 07:21 AM (OsWis) 84
Gonna be a soggy weekend here in CenTex for the next three or so days...
Hopefully it'll wash away all this damn pollen. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 11, 2015 07:23 AM (OsWis) 85
81 As far as removing a pope, I don't believe the Curia
has that power. They can sure as hell block him, though, and make his life miserable. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 11, 2015 07:20 AM (2UWHd) I just wish he would stay out of politics and keep to church business. After all Jesus said render under Caesar that which is Caesar's. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 07:24 AM (wlDny) 86
And your morning time sink. Links to audio included: The Biggest Instrumental Hits of the Past 50 Years http://tinyurl.com/ndebhr5 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 11, 2015 07:27 AM (kdS6q) 87
I'm glad I'm not Catholic.
I'd be excommunicated. You'd be like most Catholics -- following the rules you agree with, ignoring the rest. There's a reason why so many Catholic schools are closing in my area. Two words -- 'birth control'. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 11, 2015 07:27 AM (xQX/f) 88
I just wish he would stay out of politics and keep to church business. After all Jesus said render under Caesar that which is Caesar's.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 07:24 AM (wlDny) ------------------------ He's a "Mini-Borgia". Posted by: Soona at April 11, 2015 07:29 AM (99FOs) 89
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Knowing my mouth, yeah, I would get into deep kimchee. Then again, I have a little problem with engaging my mouth before my brain. Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 11, 2015 07:29 AM (OsWis) 90
As to Catholics who engage in church sanctioned 'natural family planning' (aka 'rhythm method) -- there's a word for them -- 'parents'.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 11, 2015 07:31 AM (xQX/f) 91
OK, folks, just popped in to say 'hi.' Now off to breakfast. Have a wonderful weekend.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 11, 2015 07:31 AM (2UWHd) 92
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And your morning time sink. Links to audio included: The Biggest Instrumental Hits of the Past 50 Years http://tinyurl.com/ndebhr5 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 11, 2015 07:27 AM (kdS6q) I have a lot of those plus many more. Too bad they didn't put up Herb Alpert's Whipped Cream so we could have my favorite album cover of all time. http://bit.ly/1AutM1j Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 07:34 AM (wlDny) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 11, 2015 07:34 AM (1LGj1) 94
As far as removing a pope, I don't believe the Curia has that power. They can sure as hell block him, though, and make his life miserable.
You don't have to tell me!!! Posted by: The Ghost of Pope John Paul The First at April 11, 2015 07:35 AM (oQQwD) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 11, 2015 07:35 AM (CIYAq) 96
Guess I'll finish this cup of coffee, smoke my morning fag, and then start getting ready for work.
Posted by: Soona at April 11, 2015 07:36 AM (99FOs) 97
The dog butt sniffer thing has me wondering if there will be new breeds developed, like the Missouri Asshound or New Jersey Rump Terrier.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 11, 2015 07:38 AM (Cq0oW) Posted by: Morning Fag at April 11, 2015 07:39 AM (CIYAq) 99
How about the Pennsylvania Prostate?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 07:39 AM (wlDny) 100
97 The dog butt sniffer thing has me wondering if there will be new breeds developed, like the Missouri Asshound or New Jersey Rump Terrier.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 11, 2015 07:38 AM (Cq0oW) ----------------- Asstif Posted by: Soona at April 11, 2015 07:41 AM (99FOs) 101
What part of the dog are we supposed to sniff again?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 11, 2015 07:41 AM (CIYAq) Posted by: Bwarney Fwank at April 11, 2015 07:41 AM (1LGj1) 103
"oh they're great dogs - the nose is always warm, too"
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 11, 2015 07:49 AM (Cq0oW) 104
I notice a lot of those 'instrumentals' have vocals.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 11, 2015 07:49 AM (oVJmc) 105
#14 there is evidence that McVeigh's truck bomb may have been born of a similar operation that went awry.
Posted by: torabora at April 11, 2015 07:54 AM (oSxZ6) 106
Zzzzzz......zzzzzz.....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 11, 2015 08:02 AM (1LGj1) 107
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Map from Business Insider (liberal) shows most liberal and most conservative towns in each State. I don't trust these kinds of surveys. http://dailysign.al/1DT1wuu Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 06:21 AM (wlDny) The NC map is stupid. Anyone that thinks Greensboro is more liberal than Chapel Hill, has NEVER been to NC. Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2015 08:02 AM (0FSuD) 108
107 The NC map is stupid. Anyone that thinks Greensboro is more liberal than Chapel Hill, has NEVER been to NC.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2015 08:02 AM (0FSuD) Tue dat and I suspect the area around NC State has become just as bad. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 08:03 AM (wlDny) 109
I mentioned this yesterday, this is the prettiest week in Charlotte. All the flowers and trees are in bloom.
Now if I can just keep this damn oak pollen out of my pool. It actually looks like rain when it starts falling. Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2015 08:04 AM (0FSuD) 110
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Well I read that and wondered. Who is James Holms Johnson and what did he do to get such a long rap sheet... Imagine my surprise when I went a'googling!!! Posted by: Molly k. at April 11, 2015 08:07 AM (OFkLn) 111
Tue dat and I suspect the area around NC State has become just as bad.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 08:03 AM (wlDny) You thinking about CARY? Rich suburb to East of Raleigh. Containment Area for Relocated Yankees? Full of liberals, BUT the head of SAS, a good rich State boy, is Republican, the RINO version. Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2015 08:07 AM (0FSuD) Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at April 11, 2015 08:08 AM (4YKBD) 113
Holy shit, SEVEN hour Yankee game last night. 19 innings. They lost to the Red Soxs at 2:13 AM.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2015 08:10 AM (0FSuD) 114
That map must be based upon extremely local results. Percentages of registered voters in any given county, population not being a factor. It seems geographically correct.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 11, 2015 08:10 AM (1LGj1) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 11, 2015 08:11 AM (1LGj1) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 11, 2015 08:13 AM (1LGj1) 117
"Which end do you light?"
The top. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 11, 2015 08:11 AM (1LGj1) The right end. Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2015 08:14 AM (Eo86b) 118
recently, Argentina has asked for Spain to arrest and deport to Argentina 20 Franco era officials (who never were in Argentina and were covered by a Spanish amnesty)
Recently Argentina has ordered the arrest of Ex-Ford Motor company officials accused of providing names and addresses of union organizers to the Junta during the Dirty War. And now, Argentina has ordered the arrest of Justin Beiber for a fight he was in while touring in Argentina. The Judge in the case had previously asked Interpol for help in locating the singer. (I mean, he has a fan website, why ask Interpol?) http://tinyurl.com/okvuo67 Posted by: Kindltot at April 11, 2015 08:15 AM (t//F+) 119
Who knew a tank of gas cd poison an entire household? Car left running in garage enough to kill 4 people.
http://goo.gl/A7oBb9 Posted by: Bruce J. at April 11, 2015 08:17 AM (iQIUe) 120
110 Well I read that and wondered. Who is James Holms
Johnson and what did he do to get such a long rap sheet... Imagine my surprise when I went a'googling!!! Posted by: Molly k. at April 11, 2015 08:07 AM (OFkLn) Did you get a peek at John Holme's johnson? He is dead now though. He got caught up in one of the most gruesome murder scenes in CA history. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 08:17 AM (wlDny) 121
Argentina's legal system is nuts. Worse than Italy's. So is Peru's. They want to prosecute people from this era, fine. You got the evidence go after them. But they have all these bizarre theories and conspiracies - never actual evidence that a crime was committed.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 11, 2015 08:19 AM (iQIUe) 122
Who killed Maya Angelou?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 11, 2015 08:20 AM (KtVta) Posted by: Ennui at April 11, 2015 08:21 AM (a42f0) 124
111 You thinking about CARY? Rich suburb to East of
Raleigh. Containment Area for Relocated Yankees? Full of liberals, BUT the head of SAS, a good rich State boy, is Republican, the RINO version. Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2015 08:07 AM (0FSuD) Nah, I was actually thinking about downtown Raleigh but Cary was a nice town spoiled by relocated liberals. I spent some time at NC State. There are only two things good in that area, that was the strip bars and Charley Goodnight's, Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 08:21 AM (wlDny) 125
Greetings, gentlefappers.
No fresh hell on the weekend by order of, um, somebody. I have an afternoon gig today. Showers are expected, but the outside stage is covered, so no biggie. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 11, 2015 08:21 AM (0HooB) 126
Nah, I was actually thinking about downtown Raleigh
but Cary was a nice town spoiled by relocated liberals. I spent some time at NC State. There are only two things good in that area, that was the strip bars and Charley Goodnight's, Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 08:21 AM (wlDny) What about Char Grill? And the PR, Players Retreat? http://tinyurl.com/ybytwxo Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2015 08:24 AM (0FSuD) 127
And with that....le NOOD has arrived
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 11, 2015 08:24 AM (CIYAq) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 08:26 AM (wlDny) 129
I like smoking turkey, but it's hard to keep it lit.
Posted by: gp at April 11, 2015 08:27 AM (+Jpqc) 130
Argentina's legal system is nuts.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 11, 2015 08:19 AM (iQIUe) Argentina is going down the toilet right now. The government is turning everything up to 11 to try to either fix the problem by doing more of what caused it, or they are trying to distract and solve tiny things with grand fanfares to hide their failures on the important stuff. I feel bad, they may hit hyperinflation before we do, and I worry they may wind up with a lot of really pissed of citizens who were promised Nunca Mas. Posted by: Kindltot at April 11, 2015 08:28 AM (t//F+) 131
And Eddie Nash who ordered the murders is still alive and free. Posted by: Bruce J. at April 11, 2015 08:29 AM (iQIUe) 132
So, Obama insults Israel, Britain, Germany...
And Obama gives big warm hugs to Cuba and Iran. It seems the more free and open a country is, the more Obama treats them like dirt. And the more brutal and oppressive they are, the more he embraces them. Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at April 11, 2015 08:36 AM (4YKBD) Posted by: C at April 11, 2015 08:38 AM (vntmB) Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at April 11, 2015 08:40 AM (4YKBD) 135
He's the Jocelyn Wildenstein of penises.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at April 11, 2015 08:43 AM (4YKBD) Posted by: Barack H. Obama at April 11, 2015 08:43 AM (n/vq+) 137
Try a bong when smoking turkey, works great for us!
Posted by: Cheech's Chong at April 11, 2015 08:46 AM (vntmB) 138
126 What about Char Grill? And the PR, Players Retreat?
http://tinyurl.com/ybytwxo Posted by: Nip Sip at April 11, 2015 08:24 AM (0FSuD) Never went to either one. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 11, 2015 08:47 AM (wlDny) 139
#129
I just listened to the fourth Serge Storms book, Triggerfish Twist by Tim Dorsey. Among the lunatic proceeding is a scene in which Serge's sidekick Coleman deeply impresses a group of stoners by turning a supermarket rotisserie chicken into a bong. The narrative leans a bit left at times but the authors seeks to be an equal opportunity offender, leaving none unscathed. The reader is quite good, giving very distinctive voices and mannerisms to the main characters. In a sort of gaiden twist, this book takes place in between two chapters of the first book. Posted by: Epobirs at April 11, 2015 09:08 AM (IdCqF) 140
Lightning-addled autopilot tries to crash passenger plane.
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