Morning Thread (4-9-2015)

This meeting of the Marie Harf fan club is hereby, like, called to order you guys.

Posted by: Andy at 06:22 AM

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1 Big words.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 09, 2015 06:23 AM (X+nFp)

2 Only one person in fan club? The Harf fan.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 09, 2015 06:24 AM (X+nFp)

3 I an old enough to remember when big thoughts were a good thing!

Posted by: Scanner Dan at April 09, 2015 06:24 AM (SBnDO)

4 I'm awake but I'm not a member of the Harf fan club, so . . . .

Posted by: biancaneve at April 09, 2015 06:24 AM (Zl68m)

5 I got nothing.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 09, 2015 06:24 AM (X+nFp)

6 Dude, she is so hot and so smart! Totally love her too!

Posted by: Tommy Vietor at April 09, 2015 06:25 AM (H991r)

7 Good Morning Morons. Today is Thursday, April 09, 2015. On this day in 1940 Vidkun Quisling seized power in Norway with the backing of the Nazis so that he could effectively turn Norway over to the Nazis. His name thereafter became a pseudonym for traitor.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:25 AM (wlDny)

8 And this has been an "eventful" morning for me. When I woke up early this morning and walked out into the living room I heard this "rushing" noise. I asked wife what it was as she was sitting there playing a game on her Samsumg oblivious to all. I went into the kitchen to find an inch of water in the floor and water pouring out from under the cabinets. The pressure fitting for the cold water tap had blown loose from the pipe and was pouring water forth with abandon. I had to crawl under the house to shut off the water. And then it took a while to clean up the mess.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:26 AM (wlDny)

9 Why are we still giving money to the UN so they can give it to our enemies?

http://fxn.ws/1CyDgXs

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:26 AM (wlDny)

10 I don't have much use for tell-all books but I like shoveling dirt on the Clintons who avoided impeachment through feckless Democrats and Scottish law.

http://fxn.ws/1FCOeQn

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:26 AM (wlDny)

11 The University of Michigan has back-tracked and will show American Sniper. What I find telling on this crap is the fact that they cancelled the show based on petition started by a radical leftist and who was only able to gather 300 sigs. This university has a student population 43,625 students so she got 0.69% of the student body. You would think before censoring a show the university would seek to get more of a consensus on objection to it.

http://fxn.ws/1ObRt55

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:26 AM (wlDny)

12 No Kardashian Parking signs erected in Whoreywood. I can't believe the hype surrounding this bubble butt who's sole claim to fame is making a porno film.

http://fxn.ws/1H6NJjz

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:27 AM (wlDny)

13 Obama mocks Netanyahu with a sign spreading a pack of lies about his sell-out to Iran.

http://fxn.ws/1GMWNtn

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:27 AM (wlDny)

14 CBS says veteran newsman Bob Schieffer is retiring this year.

I would say since he is 78 it was about time.

http://fxn.ws/1E9GLJA

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:27 AM (wlDny)

15 Why are we still giving money to the UN so they can give it to our enemies?

http://fxn.ws/1CyDgXs

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:26 AM (wlDny)

Well hell Vic, we've got all this surplus money just sitting around, we've go to do something with it.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 09, 2015 06:27 AM (X+nFp)

16 I see another round of "experts" are calling the power grid "failing". I suspect in some areas it is, but this is just a call to give the central government more control of what has been traditionally State business. The areas where the grid is in danger are not from "worn" material, it is from lack of expansion to cover increased load. The problem occurs due to NIMBYs NAMBYs, and NOPES along with the normal resistance to increased fees to pay for more grid and generation. This is occurring primarily in the Northeast and West. I say tough shit, eat your sandwich. The Southeast is doing fine.

http://fxn.ws/1PmHhbz

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:27 AM (wlDny)

17 The policeman who shot the black guy in the back in North Charleston has been fired. I guess that was a given since he is in jail without bond.

http://fxn.ws/1yXJZtQ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:28 AM (wlDny)

18 The woman who killed her son by injecting salt into his feeding tube has been sentenced to 20 years to life.

http://fxn.ws/1PmIZcX

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:28 AM (wlDny)

19 Obama is using the union goons on the NLRB to aid illegals in fighting against the law. Why have Republicans not pushed to get rid of the NLRB. It has never accomplished what it was put in place for (as FDR knew it would not) and it has become nothing but a tool of the labor unions.

http://fxn.ws/1y4VEfh

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:28 AM (wlDny)

20 SS Supervisor placed on leave after sexual harassment of a female employee. How in the shit do these people think they can get away with this crap. I think this shows a much bigger problem in this agency. At my old place of employment there would be no "leave" BS. His ass would have been out the door within hours.

http://fxn.ws/1CyG72z

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:28 AM (wlDny)

21 Years of Democrap control and bad union deals has Chicago going bankrupt. Demoncrap solution? Raise taxes of course so that more people and businesses will leave. My advice to Rahm; talk to Detroit.

http://bit.ly/1cca3fZ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:29 AM (wlDny)

22 As expected, motor voter registrations are registering illegals in a lot of States. When that law was passed Republicans "compromised" to pass the bill and we were supposed to get a deal that every four years the rolls would be purged of dead people and felons where applicable. That part never happened. So the next time you hear "compromise" tell them you would be glad to after all the previous compromises are enforced.

http://bit.ly/1JpAMjS

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:29 AM (wlDny)

23 The Iraqi caught crossing the Mexican border illegally was a Russian agent.

http://bit.ly/1N5JEkx

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:29 AM (wlDny)

24 Obama makes "gender neutral" bathrooms.

http://bit.ly/1E9R4xp

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:29 AM (wlDny)

25 Obama wants to remove Cuba from the list of terrorism supporting countries while it still supports terrorism. He says there has been none for 6 months.

http://bit.ly/1FEizhs

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:30 AM (wlDny)

26 Morning, Morons.

Global warming is falling in my node of the internet.

Posted by: fluffy at April 09, 2015 06:30 AM (Ua6T/)

27 Obamas are opting out of Common Core testing for their daughters.

http://bit.ly/1cccYVZ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:30 AM (wlDny)

28 The DOS is sending out bids for a course on how to negotiate. They don't need a course, they need to get rid of all the management and replace them. Starting at the top with horsehead.

http://bit.ly/1aoLmvu

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:30 AM (wlDny)

29 8. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:26 AM (wlDny)
=====================

Hate stuff like that early in the day! Good job as always Vic. But don't think we are letting you off the hook; I come here for the Vic- news, and the paying customers come first.

Posted by: Tommy Vietor at April 09, 2015 06:30 AM (H991r)

30 Remember Fitzgerald going after Cheney and getting Libby instead for a phony charge of perjury? The whole thing was a setup and was a huge case of prosecutorial misconduct. Fitzgerald should be prosecuted and Libby given a full pardon, and not the damn "commute" that Bush did.

http://bit.ly/1NVHPS9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:31 AM (wlDny)

31 James Clyburn swearsies he is not a race baiter from his racially segregated district in Orangeburg.

http://bit.ly/1aMGvF9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:31 AM (wlDny)

32 That TX federal judge has issued a scathing decree against Obama and the DHS.

http://bit.ly/1OcECzF

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:31 AM (wlDny)

33 CNN throws up a lying jackal to prove global warming.

http://bit.ly/1E6QmRx

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:31 AM (wlDny)

34 More conservative groups are coming out to oppose McShitty's reelection bid.

http://bit.ly/1CXLk7Q

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:32 AM (wlDny)

35 We finally see what the Gaystapo has been pushing for all along. A militant gay at the NYT says Christians should be forced to embrace the gay lifestyle.

http://bit.ly/1aKXQye

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:32 AM (wlDny)

36 Ramirez

http://bit.ly/1Csm4TJ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:32 AM (wlDny)

37 The Daily Deals

http://amzn.to/1ccifwB

That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:33 AM (wlDny)

38 "Oh, he IS God. He THINKS he's Jack Nicklaus."
--just the punchline.

Nice that his grandson will now believe he used to be a pretty good golfer.
Called shot, too. He'd just told an interviewer he was going to do it.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 09, 2015 06:38 AM (xq1UY)

39 13 Obama mocks Netanyahu with a sign spreading a pack of lies about his sell-out to Iran.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:27 AM (wlDny)
=============================

Shorter TFG: "You can keep your safety and security, Israel."

Posted by: Tommy Vietor at April 09, 2015 06:38 AM (H991r)

40 #7 What flavor of traitor will an "obama" be referring to in the future?

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at April 09, 2015 06:41 AM (+Y3QE)

41 Harf calls her left boob "Big thoughts" and her right one "Big words"

Posted by: @votermom at April 09, 2015 06:42 AM (cbfNE)

42 Harf calls her left boob "Big thoughts" and her right one "Big words"

Posted by: @votermom at April 09, 2015 06:42 AM (cbfNE)

Heh.

Hold all calls!

votermom brings the thread winner early!

Well played young lady, well played.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 09, 2015 06:44 AM (X+nFp)

43 @40 A successful one, apparently.

Treason doth never prosper: what's the reason?
Why, if it prosper, none dare call it treason.
--Sir John Harington

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 09, 2015 06:45 AM (xq1UY)

44 This meeting of the Marie Harf fan club is hereby, like, called to order you guys.

I do not wish to belong to any club that would have me as a member.

And with that, I'm out. Meeting day. BBL.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 09, 2015 06:45 AM (zF6Iw)

45 40
#7 What flavor of traitor will an "obama" be referring to in the future?

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at April 09, 2015 06:41 AM (+Y3QE)

The new term for traitor will be Obama or "the Choom".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:46 AM (wlDny)

46 Why are you using big words like order Andy?

//Marie Harf big fucking thinker

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 09, 2015 06:49 AM (/4AZU)

47 History won't remember much of Obama; the disasters get forgotten. Is Emperor Honorius remembered? No, and yet he was the clown Alaric hated so much that he finally sacked Rome. TFG isn't important, it's how we as a country react to the little shit that matters.

Posted by: MTF at April 09, 2015 06:49 AM (H991r)

48 11 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:26 AM (wlDny)

Now Vic that's 301 students whose lives would have been destroyed by being exposed to patriotism...

//U of M Nanny-Chancellor

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 09, 2015 06:50 AM (/4AZU)

49 sorry to hear you had to have your undersea world ofr Jacques Cousteau on this AM Vic...

glug glug

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 09, 2015 06:53 AM (/4AZU)

50 My prediction, Marie will not age well.

Posted by: redenzo at April 09, 2015 06:53 AM (WCnJW)

51 What the hell is wrong with us? We give gred to some journalist water-holder, when we should be paying homage to this?

http://tinyurl.com/pxolnhw

Posted by: Ibin Pharteen at April 09, 2015 06:54 AM (zL/eJ)

52 MTF @ 47: "History won't remember much of Obama"

Hopefully he'll be remembered as America's last "first black."

Posted by: FireHorse at April 09, 2015 06:54 AM (SgXEz)

53 50 Posted by: redenzo at April 09, 2015 06:53 AM (WCnJW)

Will she look more or less like Dana Carvey?

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 09, 2015 06:55 AM (/4AZU)

54 Ugh, water damage and clean-up are the worst. Sorry you had to start the day that way, Vic. Which reminds me to get downstairs and make sure everything is off the floor. Bad T-storms predicted all day and part of the basement floods, especially in the spring, for some reason.

Posted by: Gem at April 09, 2015 06:56 AM (c+gwp)

55 "Will she look more or less like Dana Carvey?"

But she can't do the Church Lady or the Cut Broccoli song as well..

Greet'ns from the Susquehanna to you and the family!

Posted by: Ibin Pharteen at April 09, 2015 06:56 AM (zL/eJ)

56

DAY 883

580 to go (653 to Inauguration Day 2017)

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 06:57 AM (St6BJ)

57 40: "What flavor of traitor will an "obama" be referring to in the future?"

When a quarterback throws an interception such that it appeared to have been thrown to a defender on purpose. ("There wasn't a white shirt within twenty yards! Jay Cutler sure obamaed that pass.")

Posted by: FireHorse at April 09, 2015 06:59 AM (SgXEz)

58 Of all the Maries I know, she's the Harfiest!!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2015 07:00 AM (JO9+V)

59 32
That TX federal judge has issued a scathing decree against Obama and the DHS.

To me the more interesting thing he included in his decision is about ICE employees being ordered to follow an edict from Obama rather than follow the law. He waited until the Fifth Circuit (which is his own appellate circuit) ruled on the Mississippi case earlier the same day. The Fifth denied the Mississippi case because the plaintiffs demonstrated no harm to the citizens including the ICE employees. Mississippi needs better lawyers. But Hanon covered it and them by quoting Obama's threats to ICE employees in a pandering Univision interview. A president making threats to federal employees for the benefit of law breaking non-citizens quoted back to the DOJ as "harm" by a federal judge. It is unprecedented. Hanon basically is acting as appellant counsel for law enforcement. I would not want to play chess, poker or chicken with this guy.

Posted by: Lester at April 09, 2015 07:01 AM (2UPXV)

60 Nice selection of news Vic! Sorry to hear about your plumbing.

Top of the morning to ya folks! Gonna be another day for cargo shorts and sandals at school. Heh!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 09, 2015 07:03 AM (60Vyp)

61 We'll find definite signs of alien life within 30 years.

Even if we have to falsify it.

Which we are already working on.

Posted by: NASA at April 09, 2015 07:03 AM (bGLSw)

62 61 We'll find definite signs of alien life within 30 years.

Even if we have to falsify it.

Which we are already working on.
Posted by: NASA at April 09, 2015 07:03 AM (bGLSw)

The question is, other than here, does it exist on THIS planet?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 07:05 AM (St6BJ)

63 I wonder if Barky I's daughters use the gender neutral bathroom? Somehow I think they get a pass. But everyone else must now accept perversion as the norm.

Posted by: Anti-socialist at April 09, 2015 07:06 AM (+kznc)

64 Harf is the sort of ignorant kid that should have a mortgage and a couple of kids early in life. She desperately needs some life experience.

That way she's busy early on and thereby gets through young adulthood without opening her flapper too often and embarrassing herself for life.

Posted by: MTF at April 09, 2015 07:06 AM (H991r)

65 It took the democrats with bylines a few hours but they finally figured out the smear vector against Rand: he gets testy with girl reporters.

I would too if they were the enemy.

Savannah Guthrie's husband is a big BIG democrat donor.

Posted by: Formerly atnorth at April 09, 2015 07:07 AM (7Oo+W)

66 Sorry to hear the plumbing woes, Vic. Same thing happened to me over the winter yet was very extremely lucky to have the young teen daughter by the kitchen sink when it let go. "Dad I hear a hissing sound." Followed by, "Dad there's water coming out of the cabinet."

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2015 07:07 AM (JO9+V)

67 The question is, other than here, does it exist on THIS planet?

Define here. Alien life at the AoSHQ, or at 1600 Penn Ave.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2015 07:09 AM (HmfMS)

68 Party on Harf.

Posted by: Percopius at April 09, 2015 07:09 AM (aus7B)

69 Cmon Arizona. If the PA morons can get rid of Snarlin' Arlen, surely you can replace McCain.

Posted by: Anti-socialist at April 09, 2015 07:10 AM (+kznc)

70 Honest question about the deficit/debt for liberals:If the national debt/deficit doesn't matter - as they CONSTANTLY tell me it doesn't - then why do we pay taxes?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 09, 2015 07:10 AM (fwARV)

71 Party on Wayne.

Posted by: Percopius at April 09, 2015 07:11 AM (aus7B)

72 69 Cmon Arizona. If the PA morons can get rid of Snarlin' Arlen, surely you can replace McCain.
Posted by: Anti-socialist at April 09, 2015 07:10 AM (+kznc)

They'll still have . . . Jeff Flake.

Feh. Should be gathering twice the dough-re-mi to get rid of his ass when he's up for reelection.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 07:11 AM (St6BJ)

73 i'd like to show mary that igot other things than words are big. Roowwwr

Posted by: bestie21 at April 09, 2015 07:12 AM (qifmL)

74 i'd like to show mary that igot other things than words are big. Roowwwr

Posted by: bestie21 at April 09, 2015 07:12 AM (qifmL)

75 ((((#57)))

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at April 09, 2015 07:12 AM (+Y3QE)

76 Leave some participles dangling out there. Amiright?

Posted by: bestie21 at April 09, 2015 07:13 AM (qifmL)

77 When my cat was just a kitten, she'd go into my bathroom and just sit there, back toward the toilet, staring at the wall. She'd be obsessed with that particular part of the bathroom wall.

Long story short, the drain pipe behind that wall was in desperate need of replacement. I'd have never known.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 09, 2015 07:13 AM (SgXEz)

78 70 Honest question about the deficit/debt for liberals:If the national debt/deficit doesn't matter - as they CONSTANTLY tell me it doesn't - then why do we pay taxes?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 09, 2015 07:10 AM (fwARV)

Oh c'mon, that's easy. The Free Shit Army needs their free shit -- and you're going to pay for it under threat of an IRS anal probe.

Posted by: RickZ at April 09, 2015 07:13 AM (g37Xr)

79 One great thing about Rand is that he is going right after the Propaganda Press and the Clinton Foundation. McVain and Romney wouldn't have done that.

And he went after Debbie Wasserman Schlitz too! Love that. Make her the face of the Democrat machine early on.

Posted by: MTF at April 09, 2015 07:14 AM (H991r)

80 Oh c'mon, that's easy. The Free Shit Army needs their free shit -- and you're going to pay for it under threat of an IRS anal probe.Posted by: RickZ at April 09, 2015 07:13 AM (g37Xr) Right. I get that part. What I don't get is that they tell me to pay for it all while simultaneously telling me debt doesn't matter.So why take my tax dollars? Why not just charge 100% of the FSA's stuff to the national debt and leave me the eff alone?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 09, 2015 07:15 AM (fwARV)

81 77

Cat-ray Vision.

Posted by: Percopius at April 09, 2015 07:15 AM (aus7B)

82 57 damn i thinking jay cutler too and then boom there it is. So is rand paul aaron rodgers then? Winging em out there on one leg?

Posted by: bestie21 at April 09, 2015 07:15 AM (qifmL)

83 The question is, other than here, does it exist on THIS planet?

Well, there's former Congressman Kucinich, IRS Commissioner Koskinen, ...

I'd say yes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2015 07:15 AM (JO9+V)

84 "Party on Harf."

or

Party on, Harf?

Behold, the power of a fully operational comma.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 09, 2015 07:16 AM (npHul)

85 Fair question.

The President is, at this time, preparing an executive order to reclassify the population of the United States by intelligence, as determined by voting patterns and melanin concentrations. By this new metric, major urban centers, refugee holding areas and Berkeley will average 140+ IQ while the majority of the continental U.S. and Alaska will be categorized as retarded, thus incapable of voting.

NASA's newly discovered space aliens will be allowed to vote as well. To this end, Steven Spielberg is working closely with administration officials to plan a heartwarming yet poignant film that will instruct the masses on our dark history of bigotry, voter rights suppression and rape of space aliens.

Keep watching the skies!

Posted by: NASA at April 09, 2015 07:16 AM (bGLSw)

86 Destined to be MVP but still no title. Because I.stilll kacich

Posted by: bestie21 at April 09, 2015 07:16 AM (qifmL)

87 "Party on Harf."
or
Party on, Harf?

Behold, the power of a fully operational comma.

Well, there is the bounce house in Sweaterland.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2015 07:18 AM (HmfMS)

88 Damn it I can't see what I'm typing and.I'm sober a a churchmose. Never thought I might need glasses ever.

Posted by: bestie21 at April 09, 2015 07:19 AM (qifmL)

89 Gunny to receive the Navy Cross:

http://tinyurl.com/nk5lxkl

Hell of a citation.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 09, 2015 07:19 AM (BZAd3)

90 The first rule of Harf club is there is no Harf club

Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 09, 2015 07:20 AM (zOTsN)

91 We finally see what the Gaystapo has been pushing for all along. A
militant gay at the NYT says Christians should be forced to embrace the
gay lifestyle.

But WE'RE the fascists.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 09, 2015 07:20 AM (oVJmc)

92 This could be the day the Dyson vacuums become self-aware and we all die at 5000 Hz. These are my thoughts during the commute.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 09, 2015 07:21 AM (DUPgJ)

93 "Well, there is the bounce house in Sweaterland."

Yup

In the world of intelligence and professionalism, she has two things going for her.

And it isn't intelligence, or professionalism.

Harf would certainly be more watchable if she were to borrow Beth's trampoline.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 09, 2015 07:23 AM (npHul)

94 Marie Harf is two data points in uplifting support of the theory that female IQ is inversely proportionate to cup size. The 'ettes, however, are pneumatically buoyant outliers. More close up, longitudinal studies of this phenomenon are necessary.

Ought to be worth a cool $2 million grant from the NSF.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2015 07:24 AM (JO9+V)

95 Couldn't Harf be reappropriated to mean the ditsy blather of a pseudo intellectual milllenial?

Like zOMG I Obamacare is just the best .

Posted by: bestie21 at April 09, 2015 07:24 AM (qifmL)

96 This could be the day the Dyson vacuums become self-aware and we all die at 5000 Hz.

Satan's Little Helper was able to work the doorknob to break into my bedroom in the middle of the night to bring me a mousie and demand attentions, so we may indeed be looking at an End Times scenario here.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 09, 2015 07:24 AM (/kI1Q)

97 Bestie21 @ 88: "Never thought I might need glasses ever."

Went through that recently. Started with trouble with screwdrivers; couldn't see the screw head.

Start with supermarket cheater glasses - lowest number you can find - use for reading only - go up in magnification as needed.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 09, 2015 07:27 AM (SgXEz)

98 Well played young lady, well played.

--

*curtsies *

Posted by: @votermom at April 09, 2015 07:28 AM (cbfNE)

99 Actually in 1965 there was published a science fiction story about an alien that looked like a vacuum cleaner - Mrs. Pribley's Underdog by Sue Sanford.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2015 07:28 AM (VHZLH)

100 Supreme leader in Iran is tweeting like crazy today. Says Americans are lying about what was agreed to in the arms agreement. Says US administration is lying to the American people and nothing in the fact sheet they sent to the press is true

Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 09, 2015 07:28 AM (zOTsN)

101 "Says US administration is lying to the American people and nothing in the fact sheet they sent to the press is true"

Wanna see my shocked face?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 09, 2015 07:29 AM (npHul)

102 55 Posted by: Ibin Pharteen at April 09, 2015 06:56 AM (zL/eJ)

Back at ya...

Havre de Grace is the original "Little Rock"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at April 09, 2015 07:31 AM (/4AZU)

103 Sorry to hear about the flooding, Vic. Ugh.

Posted by: @votermom at April 09, 2015 07:31 AM (cbfNE)

104 100 Supreme leader in Iran is tweeting like crazy today. Says Americans are lying about what was agreed to in the arms agreement. Says US administration is lying to the American people and nothing in the fact sheet they sent to the press is true
Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 09, 2015 07:28 AM (zOTsN)

Whatever damage and destruction Obama has done in the past 6 years - and it has been substantial, deep and in many cases structural - this "deal" with Iran is far and away the most dangerous by orders of magnitude and is irreversible. It will literally light the fuse of nuclear war, first in the region and then globally.

This is the fucking hill to die on, vis a vis the Senate. Where in the bloody hell is Mitch McConnell?

WHERE??

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 07:32 AM (St6BJ)

105 I sense there is a metaphor

http://www.ufunk.net/insolite/ball-of-death/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2015 07:32 AM (VHZLH)

106 Damn, I just had a terrible 2 minutes or so. Believed I was bleeding internally due to cancer or some other deadly disease. Then I remembered I ate a big bowl of roasted beets last night.

I am greatly relieved.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 09, 2015 07:34 AM (+XMAD)

107 70 Honest question about the deficit/debt for liberals:If the national debt/deficit doesn't matter - as they CONSTANTLY tell me it doesn't - then why do we pay taxes?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 09, 2015 07:10 AM
--

Great point.
Can I tweet that?

Posted by: @votermom at April 09, 2015 07:34 AM (cbfNE)

108 A good Dyson vacuum is a lot like a good woman: she's of no damn use until I turn her on and start pushing her around the room.

And I'm not particularly concerned about them becoming self-aware.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2015 07:35 AM (Dj0WE)

109 @104: fundraising, natch

Posted by: Formerly atnorth at April 09, 2015 07:35 AM (7Oo+W)

110 This university has a student population 43,625 students so she got 0.69% of the student body. You would think before censoring a show the university would seek to get more of a consensus on objection to it.

***

**chants***

"This is what democracy looks like!"

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 09, 2015 07:36 AM (NeFrd)

111 New discovery: The process of pulling ones head out of their ass may take six years, or longer:

http://tinyurl.com/mmxr74s

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 09, 2015 07:36 AM (BZAd3)

112 Morning all.

So U of Mich reversded itself and will allow "American Sniper"?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2015 07:37 AM (rDqRv)

113 Great point. Can I tweet that?Posted by: @votermom at April 09, 2015 07:34 AM (cbfNE) Of course you can. If it makes even one liberal stop and think...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 09, 2015 07:37 AM (fwARV)

114 The main problem with our elected officials is that they recognize their job is to blame the other side and beg for money- and then deliver tax dollars to the people who give that money.

Nowhere in this process does the future of the world come into the equation.

Posted by: Formerly atnorth at April 09, 2015 07:37 AM (7Oo+W)

115 America is the real terrorist and my boys are the best Boston Marathon bombers defiant mother rails against Dzhokhar Tsarnaevs guilty verdict in bizarre rant as he faces death penalty

Apple tree thing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2015 07:39 AM (rDqRv)

116 I just pulled the lower fitting from the pipe. The pressure fitting did not separate. The plastic tubing had a catastophic fatigue failure just downstream of the pressure fitting. It seems like I recall back in my younger day these sections of tubing going from the main pipe to the faucet were flexible stainless steel with a rubber insert.

I guess cheap wins out in house construction now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 07:39 AM (wlDny)

117 Report this morning stated that the Senate would be one vote short of being veto proof on the Iran deal, at this point. Does anyone really think they are going to get a vote?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2015 07:39 AM (IhNe0)

118 "Great point.
Can I tweet that?"

Another popular one is along the lines of:

If the Government can just print more money, why do we need to pay taxes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 09, 2015 07:40 AM (npHul)

119 FireHorse I was kicking back using my phone and for the first time I couldn't read a damn thing I was typing or what anyone else typed. I only mentioned it because I reread what I just typed and was like wtf?

Posted by: bestie21 at April 09, 2015 07:41 AM (qifmL)

120 111 New discovery: The process of pulling ones head out of their ass may take six years, or longer:

http://tinyurl.com/mmxr74s
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 09, 2015 07:36 AM (BZAd3)

At least it was, on the surface, a successful operation. Too many people not only don't succeed but ram it in further up to the sternum at least.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 07:41 AM (St6BJ)

121 The correct answer is of course that the left are a coalition of negative outcomes. They exist to punish people unlike themselves. No policy outcome is bad as long as it is more bad for those they already hate.

Posted by: Formerly atnorth at April 09, 2015 07:41 AM (7Oo+W)

122 Yep Vic, Fitzgerald should be in Gitmo sharing space with other terrorists.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2015 07:41 AM (VHZLH)

123 Kerry to Iran: US is not going to
stand by as Yemen conflict worsens

So now kerry is stealing lines from Animal House?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2015 07:42 AM (rDqRv)

124 118 tweeting that too

Posted by: @votermom at April 09, 2015 07:42 AM (cbfNE)

125 Swiss to Algore:

http://tinyurl.com/kwkzykv

We don't buy your bullshit anymore, you fat, hypocrite bastard.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 09, 2015 07:42 AM (BZAd3)

126 Votermom, use the tag #askdnc and include @dwstweets

Posted by: Formerly atnorth at April 09, 2015 07:43 AM (7Oo+W)

127 Harf's next job:

http://bit.ly/1EaFrGj

Posted by: MTF at April 09, 2015 07:43 AM (H991r)

128 Great point. Can I tweet that?
Posted by: @votermom

Of course you can. If it makes even one liberal ~~stop and think...~~ head explode.....
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

Prayers up.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2015 07:43 AM (HmfMS)

129 104 Whatever damage and destruction Obama has done in
the past 6 years - and it has been substantial, deep and in many cases
structural - this "deal" with Iran is far and away the most dangerous by
orders of magnitude and is irreversible. It will literally light the
fuse of nuclear war, first in the region and then globally.

This is the fucking hill to die on, vis a vis the Senate. Where in the bloody hell is Mitch McConnell?

WHERE??

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 07:32 AM (St6BJ)

Not true as that open letter a bunch of "real" Republicans posted says. Since Obama is illegally doing this treaty without Senate approval the Republicans can undo it at any time with a simple majority. Also, anything this asshole does with an Executive Order can be undone with an executive order.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 07:43 AM (wlDny)

130 Report this morning stated that the Senate would be one vote short of being veto proof on the Iran deal, at this point. Does anyone really think they are going to get a vote?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2015 07:39 AM (IhNe0)

Veto-proof? This thing is an agreement between the U.S. and foreign government(s), right? We call those things treaties. The Senate ratifies treaties, or it doesn't. No vetoes involved, because they President doesn't get to decide here.

At least, that's how it worked when this was the United States of America, with a working Constitution.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2015 07:43 AM (Dj0WE)

131 At least it was, on the surface, a successful operation. Too many people not only don't succeed but ram it in further up to the sternum at least.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 07:41 AM (St6BJ)

From the tone of the article, no small amount of pain involved. Maybe that's why so few try it.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 09, 2015 07:44 AM (BZAd3)

132 "At least, that's how it worked when this was the United States of America, with a working Constitution."

That's retarded, Sir

Posted by: Jabba D. Hutt Jr. at April 09, 2015 07:45 AM (npHul)

133 Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 09, 2015 06:24 AM

I know!

Posted by: Igotnothing at April 09, 2015 07:45 AM (VgwDk)

134 I just pulled the lower fitting from the pipe. The pressure fitting did not separate. The plastic tubing had a catastophic fatigue failure just downstream of the pressure fitting.

Qest Pipe FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2015 07:45 AM (HmfMS)

135 @70

Well we have to keep up at least the thin veneer of a properly functioning monetary system.

But as time goes on and the debt grows beyond the possibility of us ever paying it off honestly, I fully expect some sort of global reset to happen as most countries and states are all in the red.

There is not enough real or imagined wealth or money to pay off the accumulated global debt.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 09, 2015 07:45 AM (LQWLo)

136 131 From the tone of the article, no small amount of pain involved. Maybe that's why so few try it.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 09, 2015 07:44 AM (BZAd3)

It sounded like it was a radical (no pun) de-kopf-in-arsche operation.

Usually it is a slower process. See: Mamet, David and Horowitz, David.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 07:47 AM (St6BJ)

137 So let me get this straight. MurderCop gets charged with murder, but the Professional Grievance Class is still outrageously outraged because it took TOO LONG to charge him with murder.

Damn those authorities for waiting till they had evidence before charging someone with murder.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 09, 2015 07:48 AM (7ObY1)

138 Just a little more debt, sir? It's wafer thin!

Posted by: Waiter to Mr. Debt Creosote at April 09, 2015 07:48 AM (JO9+V)

139 >>>>Sorry to hear the plumbing woes, Vic. Same thing happened to me over the winter yet was very extremely lucky to have the young teen daughter by the kitchen sink when it let go. "Dad I hear a hissing sound." Followed by, "Dad there's water coming out of the cabinet."
.
.
.
.Hmmmm. Gives me an urge to go and find out where the main water shut off is in this house. A good plan might be to find it ahead of time so I can avoid the inevitable panic.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 09, 2015 07:49 AM (HP6cv)

140 Vote or no vote, the dems will never override a Fredo Veto. They have to much invested in him.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2015 07:49 AM (rDqRv)

141 Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said on Thursday he neither backed nor rejected an interim accord with six world powers on Tehran's disputed nuclear program but demanded all sanctions be lifted immediately once a final agreement was concluded.

He added in a televised speech that the details of the accord would be decisive, and the publication of a US fact sheet showing terms that were at variance with the Iranian view of the agreement showed "devilish" US intentions.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2015 07:50 AM (rDqRv)

142 Good morning Gentlefappers.

At this point, I'm paying taxes just to stay out of the Big House. Even though you know I'd rule the cell block with an iron hand.

The more points of dissent and discord we have wandering around at large, the better for the Republic in these...interesting times.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 09, 2015 07:50 AM (UKJFR)

143 129 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 07:43 AM (wlDny)

The problems are (a) timing and (b) the intention of the psychos in Tehran. Probably this is all moot because they will do what they want anyway without any opposition whatsoever by us and the Euro-peons.

I think it's a de facto green light for Israel and perhaps with the help of the GCC to attack Iran. Maybe within months if not weeks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 07:50 AM (St6BJ)

144 Whom ever is president needs to appoint IowaHawk as press secretary and MWR as assistant press secretary.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 09, 2015 07:50 AM (YCG8H)

145 CitizenX 2 137: "... but the Professional Grievance Class is still outrageously outraged because it took TOO LONG ..."

WHAT DO WE WANT only sets up half of the demand.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 09, 2015 07:51 AM (SgXEz)

146 We don't buy your bullshit anymore, you fat, hypocrite bastard.

But their Bundesrat will make their own crippling energy policies anyway...make it hard to get fossil fuels, decommission the nuke plants...pretty soon the people freezing to death in the dark will be so easy to control.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 09, 2015 07:51 AM (/kI1Q)

147
I realize the MFM will cover up, obfuscate, bury and lie but McConnell should make some sort of formal announcement in the well of the Senate as loudly and publicly as possible that this deal MUST come through them first and even vote on it now as a de facto treaty and vote it down by simple majority.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 07:52 AM (St6BJ)

148 Gives me an urge to go and find out where the main water shut off is in this house. A good plan might be to find it ahead of time so I can avoid the inevitable panic.

--

You should definitely find out. Also where the gas shutoff is and the fuse box.

Posted by: @votermom at April 09, 2015 07:52 AM (cbfNE)

149 WHAT DO WE WANT only sets up half of the demand.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 09, 2015 07:51 AM (SgXEz)

All about the money in the end.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 09, 2015 07:52 AM (7ObY1)

150 To Harf (Uptalk)

http://tinyurl.com/ljomglj

I can't help it Gavin's bit is the highlight. Earlier a more sensitive explanation of uptalking is give.

Posted by: bestie21 at April 09, 2015 07:52 AM (qifmL)

151 @130- My guess is news reports are talking about the Corker/Menendez bill to increase sanctions, but are not making that clear. As all of us here know -there was never going to be a treaty.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2015 07:52 AM (IhNe0)

152 Historically, when nations can't pay their debts, wars ensue.

Posted by: @votermom at April 09, 2015 07:54 AM (cbfNE)

153 Every person over the age of 12 living in a house needs to know where the water, gas, and fusebox shutoffs are and how and when to use them.

Posted by: Waiter to Mr. Debt Creosote at April 09, 2015 07:54 AM (JO9+V)

154 "Gives me an urge to go and find out where the main water shut off is in this house."

Test it, too. Make sure the shutoff, y'know, shuts off the water.

(Learned that one from experience. Thankfully, it wasn't an emergency.)

Posted by: FireHorse at April 09, 2015 07:54 AM (SgXEz)

155 139 .Hmmmm. Gives me an urge to go and find out where
the main water shut off is in this house. A good plan might be to find
it ahead of time so I can avoid the inevitable panic.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 09, 2015 07:49 AM (HP6cv)

Normally there are cut-off valves at the pipe feeding the hose. I could not get mine to turn so I had to run out and crawl under the house for the main shutoff for the house (since I installed it I knew where it was at).

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 07:54 AM (wlDny)

156
Rand Paul is on the third hour of Levin last night. Will have a listen, though Rand is NOT on my short list despite his bravura performance yesterday.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 07:54 AM (St6BJ)

157 I would like to apologize for saying "F***" (which was how I put it) in a thread yesterday. Apparently the fact hat I said that shocked someone. I did not say "F you" nor did say it to person who was shocked. but still, it was excessive on my part That some poster has a "Meh" reaction to the terrorist attack on Boston because it was a red city and a red state should not be a reason to let my anger get away from me (and no, I make no judgment about other people who use that word; I just don't like to use it myself). But it's not just about my living in the NE. I would have the same distress/anger about anyone from any part of the country who said that about any other city or state, We are Americans. Nobody deserves to be blown up by terrorists except the terrorists themselves and the deaths and horrible injuries both physical and mental not only affected the victims but many other people besides.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 09, 2015 07:55 AM (DXzRD)

158 Gives me an urge to go and find out where the main water shut off is in this house.

I used to have a curb stop key. It was lost in one of our many moves. I need to get another one just in case.

Posted by: no good deed at April 09, 2015 07:56 AM (ZKGnj)

159 Whom ever is president needs to appoint IowaHawk as press secretary and MWR as assistant press secretary.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 09, 2015 07:50 AM (YCG8H)

----
Are there any AV geeks among the Horde who can make Alternate Universe administration pressers just to show how it should be done? With our members in the seats to ask pertinent questions?

"Yes, hello, Eris X from Gentlemen's Hindquarterly here. Please explain how the pivot to the Asia-Pacific theater will impact domestic tentacle hentai production."

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 09, 2015 07:56 AM (UKJFR)

160 The high today here will be 46.
Tomorrow will be 75.

Posted by: @votermom at April 09, 2015 07:57 AM (cbfNE)

161 I read some of the media coverage of yesterday, JJ. It was just as predicted. "Gosh, that Rand Paul is so mean and prickly."

Posted by: no good deed at April 09, 2015 07:57 AM (ZKGnj)

162 *waves to All Hail Eris*

Reached your destination? How are things?

Strangely this show in 8 episodes did not cover tentacle hentai. Or I blanked it out.
https://youtu.be/t4xn5_dGqvo

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2015 07:58 AM (VHZLH)

163 153
Every person over the age of 12 living in a house needs to know where
the water, gas, and fusebox shutoffs are and how and when to use them.

Posted by: Waiter to Mr. Debt Creosote at April 09, 2015 07:54 AM

I would say age 8. And don't stack all the Christmas presents in front of the breaker box. Don't ask me why.

Posted by: Lester at April 09, 2015 07:59 AM (2UPXV)

164 Vic, my sink supply line shutoff valve was frozen open too. Thought it would have to be replaced. However, the plumber took a big wrench to it and unstuck it. He said when them shutoffs haven't been turned in 25+ years they get a bit sticky. He wasn't worried (like I was) about breaking the valve, saying they were brass on brass. Give your valve a little "encouragement" to turn.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2015 07:59 AM (JO9+V)

165 FenelonSpoke -

I extend that sentiment to all people - London, Madrid, Paris, Beslan. It's not very Christian of me but I wish pain and death on the perpetrators of such horrors.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 09, 2015 08:00 AM (SgXEz)

166 Sometimes, in the midst of all of the horrible news, a ray of sunshine breaks through to warm your heart:

http://tinyurl.com/nz3vlex

IRS tax workers are miserable and overwhelmed.

via Insty

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 09, 2015 08:00 AM (BZAd3)

167 161 I read some of the media coverage of yesterday, JJ. It was just as predicted. "Gosh, that Rand Paul is so mean and prickly."
Posted by: no good deed at April 09, 2015 07:57 AM (ZKGnj)

No offense to you at all, but the last thing I gave an amoebic dysentery molecule about is what the "media" think of the interview.

I respect Levin and he doesn't ask softball questions no matter who he's talking to.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 08:00 AM (St6BJ)

168 FenelonSpoke what the fuck are you on about?

Posted by: bestie21 at April 09, 2015 08:01 AM (qifmL)

169 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 09, 2015 07:55 AM

Well stated. It's pretty easy to get caught up in the rhetoric and vitriol sometimes. You are no doubt a gentleman and a scholar, however; I cannot vouch for your judgment with regard to whiskey.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 09, 2015 08:01 AM (60Vyp)

170 *waves back at Anna*

The drive was quick and without incident (no broken tail lights, no side trips to Taser Town). Mom is doing great and is in surprisingly fine fettle. A little stiff and sore but moving around pretty well, all things considered.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 09, 2015 08:01 AM (UKJFR)

171

An observation (and potential comeback to leftists):

In light of the tragic SC cop shooting, the cops who beat Rodney King are now totally vindicated for showing absolute restraint and professionalism.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 08:02 AM (St6BJ)

172 >>>>I asked wife what it was as she was sitting there playing a game on her Samsumg oblivious to all.

Dereliction of Duty, Vic. She had the 4-8

Posted by: Bigby's Brass Knuckles at April 09, 2015 08:03 AM (3ZtZW)

173 I suddenly have this vision of a funk tune called Taser Town.

Glad she is doing so well.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2015 08:03 AM (VHZLH)

174 It's not very Christian of me but I wish pain and death on the perpetrators of such horrors.

When people smirk "What would Jesus do" to get you to suffer meekly, don't forget that kicking over all the tables and going after people with a whip is a possibility.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 09, 2015 08:04 AM (/kI1Q)

175 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 09, 2015 07:55 AM (DXzRD)

I don't like to use it either, but like a gun, it's not a bad thing in itself, and often useful when used appropriately. It's just an old Anglo-Saxon word that has always meant what it means; at one point it was actually a polite way of saying it.

My own language reform is coming along slowly but surely, but it's tough in the construction industry.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 09, 2015 08:05 AM (yxw0r)

176 Starbucks stock just split 2:1.

(So now SBUX has White shares and Colored shares.)

Posted by: FireHorse at April 09, 2015 08:05 AM (SgXEz)

177 Check your petcocks, people.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 09, 2015 08:06 AM (oVJmc)

178 However, the plumber took a big wrench to it and unstuck it. He said when them shutoffs haven't been turned in 25+ years they get a bit sticky. He wasn't worried (like I was) about breaking the valve, saying they were brass on brass.

Give your valve a little "encouragement" to turn.

Beat it like a muslim wife.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2015 08:06 AM (HmfMS)

179 164
Vic, my sink supply line shutoff valve was frozen open too. Thought it
would have to be replaced. However, the plumber took a big wrench to it
and unstuck it. He said when them shutoffs haven't been turned in 25+
years they get a bit sticky. He wasn't worried (like I was) about
breaking the valve, saying they were brass on brass. Give your valve a
little "encouragement" to turn.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2015 07:59 AM (JO9+V)

Oh I did right after I got the flow stopped. I just did not want to spend time getting all the crap stored under the sink out of the way before fooling with it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 08:07 AM (wlDny)

180 I extend that sentiment to all people

Hello. Which sentiment it that "Meh" about European cities being hit or "F*** about people making that comment about other cities. I'm assuming thou meant the latter. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 09, 2015 08:07 AM (DXzRD)

181 Good Morning Morons. Today is Thursday, April 09, 2015. On this day in 1940 Vidkun Quisling seized power in Norway with the backing of the Nazis so that he could effectively turn Norway over to the Nazis. His name thereafter became a pseudonym for traitor.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 06:25 AM (wlDny)

Today, we call them RepublicRATs, "led" by Jean Bo(eh)ner and MaxiCave McConnell.

Posted by: steveegg at April 09, 2015 08:07 AM (cL79m)

182 "Thou" LOL. Were did that come from.? I meant "you" of course.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 09, 2015 08:08 AM (DXzRD)

183 That girl has been drinking the kool-aid, for sure. And her hair is awful. And she needs to get some better looking glasses. And a new boss.

Posted by: goon at April 09, 2015 08:09 AM (A53Jp)

184 IRAN FRAMEWORK SILENT ON KEY NUCLEAR SITE
PARCHIN USED FOR EXPLOSIVE TESTS FOR TEHRAN BOMB PROGRAM

The more we find out about this piece of shit "agreement" the more it sucks. Only a harf wit would agree to it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2015 08:09 AM (rDqRv)

185 IRS tax workers are miserable and overwhelmed.

via Insty

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 09, 2015 08:00 AM

It happens every year and is part of the job. Prior administrations told them to shut up and get back to work. This one is trying to extort more money out of the taxpayers to administer Obamacare. I hope it backfires and we get a flat tax making them superfluous.

Posted by: Lester at April 09, 2015 08:09 AM (2UPXV)

186 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2015 08:10 AM (hSlC9)

187 184 IRAN FRAMEWORK SILENT ON KEY NUCLEAR SITE
PARCHIN USED FOR EXPLOSIVE TESTS FOR TEHRAN BOMB PROGRAM

The more we find out about this piece of shit "agreement" the more it sucks. Only a harf wit would agree to it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2015 08:09 AM (rDqRv)

Over at Puffington-Hore Iran is now saying the deal is dead unless the USA drops all sanctions immediately.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 08:10 AM (St6BJ)

188 184 IRAN FRAMEWORK SILENT ON KEY NUCLEAR SITE
PARCHIN USED FOR EXPLOSIVE TESTS FOR TEHRAN BOMB PROGRAM

The more we find out about this piece of shit "agreement" the more it sucks. Only a harf wit would agree to it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2015 08:09 AM (rDqRv)

Over at Puffington-Hore Iran is now saying the deal is dead unless the USA drops all sanctions immediately.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 08:10 AM (St6BJ)

189 IRAN FRAMEWORK SILENT ON KEY NUCLEAR SITE PARCHIN USED FOR EXPLOSIVE TESTS FOR TEHRAN BOMB PROGRAM

The more we find out about this piece of shit "agreement" the more it sucks. Only a harf wit would agree to it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2015 08:09 AM (rDqRv)

I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

Posted by: Robot Darth Vader at April 09, 2015 08:10 AM (cL79m)

190 171

An observation (and potential comeback to leftists):

In light of the tragic SC cop shooting, the cops who beat Rodney
King are now totally vindicated for showing absolute restraint and
professionalism.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 08:02 AM (St6BJ)

Yes, the infamous beating video. What the public saw was the edited version where the MFM had cut out all the crap that King did to warrant that beating.

That was why the first jury voted for requital after seeing ALL the video. Those cops were later railroaded by the SJW assholes.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 08:10 AM (wlDny)

191
Double-Double, animal style.

And good morning, Painless NGU!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 08:10 AM (St6BJ)

192 So the Mullahs are doing a Lucy to the Charlie Brown President

"aaaaaarrrgghhhh!!!!!!" *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2015 08:11 AM (VHZLH)

193 Over at Puffington-Hore Iran is now saying the deal is dead unless the USA drops all sanctions immediately.

So, does Congress do anything when Gaylord tries to drop sanctions unilaterally?

Of course not.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 09, 2015 08:12 AM (oVJmc)

194 172 Dereliction of Duty, Vic. She had the 4-8

Posted by: Bigby's Brass Knuckles at April 09, 2015 08:03 AM (3ZtZW)

If she isn't wearing her hearing aids she is deaf as a post. I told her she needs to start wearing them unless she goes to bed. If the house had been on fire she would have burned up and never heard it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 09, 2015 08:12 AM (wlDny)

195
By the way, Iran's sites at Cum and Frodo (Qom and Fordow) as well as the site near Isfahan are all visible in weird detail on Google Earth.

You can see the goon towers, revetments for explosives (tunnel blasting?) and the entrances to the mountains.

Very fucking creepy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 08:12 AM (St6BJ)

196 So the Mullahs are doing a Lucy to the Charlie Brown President

"aaaaaarrrgghhhh!!!!!!" *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2015 08:11 AM (VHZLH)

That is a terribly-naiive way of looking at it. Teh SCOAMT is Lucy's blue dress, and we're Ground Chuck.

Posted by: steveegg at April 09, 2015 08:13 AM (cL79m)

197 I can't wait for today's press briefing to hear Earnest describe this as, "yet another example of how Obama's patience and persistence pays of for peace and stability and how this is yet another example of how the president's foreign policy strategies are working,"

http://tinyurl.com/mtftdzg

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 09, 2015 08:14 AM (BZAd3)

198 196 That is a terribly-naiive way of looking at it. Teh SCOAMT is Lucy's blue dress, and we're Ground Chuck.
Posted by: steveegg at April 09, 2015 08:13 AM (cL79m)

Blue dress. With a radioactive Qom-stain. Where's Linda Tripp?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 08:14 AM (St6BJ)

199 Those Secret Service fellas have got to pull it together! Pretty soon, Hillary won't want any of those pigs on her detail.

Posted by: goon at April 09, 2015 08:15 AM (A53Jp)

200 Obama: If you like your centrifuges, you can keep your centrifuges.
Khameini: Taqqiya is lying to infidels, not fellow Muslims, you twit.

Posted by: @votermom at April 09, 2015 08:15 AM (cbfNE)

201 >>>>By the way, Iran's sites at Cum and Frodo (Qom and Fordow) as well as the site near Isfahan are all visible in weird detail on Google Earth.

Geez, I wonder why Google would do that?

Posted by: Bigby's Brass Knuckles at April 09, 2015 08:15 AM (3ZtZW)

202 Blue dress. With a radioactive Qom-stain. Where's Linda Tripp?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 08:14 AM (St6BJ)

Rim shot!

Posted by: steveegg at April 09, 2015 08:15 AM (cL79m)

203 The more we find out about this piece of shit "agreement" the more it sucks. Only a harf wit would agree to it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2015 08:09 AM (rDqRv)

Sunlight. How do it work?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2015 08:16 AM (JO9+V)

204 Blue dress. With a radioactive Qom-stain. Where's Linda Tripp?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

~~Rim~~ Money shot!

FIFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2015 08:16 AM (HmfMS)

205 OMG, you right-wingnutz are like, so totally creepy, duh!

Posted by: Marie Harf, US State Dept Spokesperson, uh - ya! at April 09, 2015 08:17 AM (1li1B)

206 205 OMG, you right-wingnutz are like, so totally creepy, duh!
Posted by: Marie Harf, US State Dept Spokesperson, uh - ya! at April 09, 2015 08:17 AM (1li1B)

Big words, toots.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 08:18 AM (St6BJ)

207 Did Kerry bow to the Iranians so that they could stick this agreement up ~~his~~ our ass more conveniently?

Posted by: goon at April 09, 2015 08:18 AM (A53Jp)

208 Marie
Your glasses and
blond hair can make a guy
crazy. Sex face makes me forget
cankles

Posted by: FreshPondIndian at April 09, 2015 08:18 AM (a3yKG)

209 But as time goes on and the debt grows beyond the possibility of us ever
paying it off honestly, I fully expect some sort of global reset to
happen as most countries and states are all in the red.

There is not enough real or imagined wealth or money to pay off the accumulated global debt.

How does the saying go?

If you owe the bank a million, you have a problem.

If you owe the bank 100 million the bank has a problem.

Posted by: Dave C at April 09, 2015 08:18 AM (M1hAL)

210 Don't know anything about this site, but it sounds about right:

http://tinyurl.com/qakhnlp

Obama sabotaging fight against ISIS

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 09, 2015 08:19 AM (BZAd3)

211 So, it's just a "framework" that Iran is already pissing on?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 09, 2015 08:19 AM (tZQ3Y)

212 Sunlight. How do it work?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2015 08:16 AM (JO9+V)

You take a shitload of uranium, smash it so it creates a nuclear fire, and then expose a shitload of deuterium and tritium to it. They smash together to create helium and a lot of light, heat and overpressure.

And if you jacket it all in cobalt-59, you make the land uninhabitable for a few decades.

Posted by: steveegg at April 09, 2015 08:19 AM (cL79m)

213
Speaking of Harf and Psaki, I have to get a chest x-ray. Routine, just a follow-up for my pulmonologist.

"Mr. Osato believes in a healthy chest . . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 08:19 AM (St6BJ)

214 Your glasses and blond hair can make a guy crazy.

Sex face makes me forget cankles
Posted by: FreshPondIndian

Call me?
--Hillary

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2015 08:19 AM (HmfMS)

215 214 Call me?
--Hillary
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2015 08:19 AM (HmfMS)

The term is GILF. Not a GIWNLF.

WNL = wound NOT like

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 08:20 AM (St6BJ)

216 How can we get to 215 comments without one mention of Bernie Wolowitz in Big Bang Theory?

Posted by: Andrew X at April 09, 2015 08:21 AM (ZMKRQ)

217 Honest question about the deficit/debt for liberals:If the national debt/deficit doesn't matter - as they CONSTANTLY tell me it doesn't - then why do we pay taxes?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 09, 2015 07:10 AM (fwARV)

Votes don't buy themselves. OINK!

Posted by: Bipartisan Party-In-Government at April 09, 2015 08:21 AM (cL79m)

218 216 How can we get to 215 comments without one mention of Bernie Wolowitz in Big Bang Theory?
Posted by: Andrew X at April 09, 2015 08:21 AM (ZMKRQ)

Not even an Arnold Stang, Horst Bucholtz or Zasu Pitts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 08:21 AM (St6BJ)

219 81 77

Cat-ray Vision.
Posted by: Percopius at April 09, 2015 07:15 AM (aus7B)

So close. Cat scan.

Posted by: flounder at April 09, 2015 08:21 AM (ecDRv)

220 ok why BBT?

Posted by: Bigby's Brass Knuckles at April 09, 2015 08:22 AM (3ZtZW)

221 So close. Cat scan.

Should have brought the dog in.

Lab test.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2015 08:23 AM (HmfMS)

222 They've probably sent their first-team boat crew out to Yemen on their dinky ship. I sure hope that there are no accidents or errant missiles lobbed in their direction. Wouldn't want to see the cream of their navy having swim home.

Posted by: goon at April 09, 2015 08:23 AM (A53Jp)

223 ok why BBT?

Big Breasted Twit.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2015 08:23 AM (HmfMS)

224 I need to get out of here. I'm off to Portsmouth for 4 days and I can't wait no matter how long the drive.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2015 08:23 AM (rDqRv)

225 Btw, prayers requested for my kid's middle -school friend.
My kid tells me she is getting an MRI today because there is a "white spot" on her brain.

Posted by: @votermom at April 09, 2015 08:23 AM (cbfNE)

226
Okay, here comes Rand on Levin. Should be interesting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 08:24 AM (St6BJ)

227 I hear harf wit is a gagger

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2015 08:24 AM (rDqRv)

228 "I hear harf wit is a gagger"

Important Navy stuff to do and you're here making cracks.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 09, 2015 08:25 AM (tZQ3Y)

229 I don't know who came up with Harfwit, but that's a keeper.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at April 09, 2015 08:26 AM (MkQKr)

230 Gagger - Navy term for rigging to run silent?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2015 08:28 AM (VHZLH)

231 Nood

Posted by: @votermom at April 09, 2015 08:28 AM (cbfNE)

232 Gagger - Navy term for rigging to run silent?

Gagger? I didn't even touch 'er!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2015 08:29 AM (HmfMS)

233 Khamenei tweet:

"Hours after the #talks, Americans offered a fact sheet that most of it was contrary to what was agreed.They always deceive &breach promises."

It says a lot, I think, when it is taken for granted in the choice of who to believe between the Obama administration and the Iranians, that the immediate choice would be the Iranians.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 09, 2015 08:30 AM (BZAd3)

234 230 Gagger - Navy term for rigging to run silent?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2015 08:28 AM (VHZLH)

Cum Silent, Cum Deep. Starring Able Semen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2015 08:32 AM (St6BJ)

235 Yeah, no Nood yet, vm.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 09, 2015 08:32 AM (tZQ3Y)

236 "Important Navy stuff to do and you're here making cracks. "

Help me out here.
What exactly is the dilemma again?

Never put off till tomorrow, what you can put off till next week.

Posted by: Jabba D. Hutt Jr. at April 09, 2015 08:34 AM (npHul)

237 Guess I should really remove that sock...huh?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 09, 2015 08:35 AM (npHul)

238 "Help me out here.

What exactly is the dilemma again?"

Hmmm.

Alright, you got me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 09, 2015 08:36 AM (tZQ3Y)

239 Honest question about the deficit/debt for liberals:If the national
debt/deficit doesn't matter - as they CONSTANTLY tell me it doesn't -
then why do we pay taxes?

Good question. Always pay federal taxes in cash. That way, you'll have the satisfaction of knowing that your cash will be burned when they get it. Actually your checks and withholding are effectively "burned" since there is no account into which the funds are deposited. The money is subtracted from your account only - the same way cash would be "subtracted" from you and then thrown away. At the federal level all taxes are only to control the amount of currency in circulation, and thus the rate of inflation.

There is a huge difference between debt and deficit; debt matters since it is a liability - deficit doesn't matter nearly as much. However we are conned by the feds who equate the two and claim we have to incur debt to "finance" the deficit. That is a flat lie; if you could print money would you ever need to borrow any from anyone? The debt is just another left wing lie to destroy our country and finance our enemies. When the feds get money from external sources to purchase debt that money is also "burned" - it doesn't get deposited into some treasury account.

Posted by: An Observation at April 09, 2015 08:48 AM (n2Vjl)

240 We've been willowed.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 09, 2015 08:52 AM (V70Uh)

241 "Whom ever is president needs to appoint IowaHawk as press secretary and MWR as assistant press secretary.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 09, 2015 07:50 AM (YCG8H)

----

Are there any AV geeks among the Horde who can make Alternate
Universe administration pressers just to show how it should be done?
With our members in the seats to ask pertinent questions?

"Yes, hello, Eris X from Gentlemen's Hindquarterly here. Please
explain how the pivot to the Asia-Pacific theater will impact domestic
tentacle hentai production."

** **

He's called Bill Whittle... and his Virtual Presidency

Posted by: Ibin Pharteen at April 09, 2015 09:00 AM (zL/eJ)

242 POTUS will sink to his knees for iran. He will agree to anything. He will never walk away

Posted by: ThunderB, have you packed your bag? at April 09, 2015 09:06 AM (zOTsN)

243 80
Oh c'mon, that's easy. The Free Shit Army needs their free shit -- and
you're going to pay for it under threat of an IRS anal probe.Posted by:
RickZ at April 09, 2015 07:13 AM (g37Xr) Right. I get that part. What I
don't get is that they tell me to pay for it all while simultaneously
telling me debt doesn't matter.So why take my tax dollars? Why not just
charge 100% of the FSA's stuff to the national debt and leave me the eff
alone?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards

Because tax dollars are real and fed printing money is not?
Because income redistribution cannot be called by its real name, socialism.

Because they said so, at the point of a gun?

Sorry, that's all I got this morning.

Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at April 09, 2015 09:07 AM (4pjhs)

244 Big thoughts and big...appendages?

Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 09, 2015 09:13 AM (/Ho8c)

245 Regarding more important topics:

Morons were recently discussing Asche Show, suggesting Ace had a thing for her and talked about her nerd-hotness.

Just googled her.

Yep. That girl is cute. Kinda reminds me of Alyson Hannigan.

OK, back to a world on fire....

Posted by: TJ Camper at April 09, 2015 09:20 AM (KfyxB)

246 oops wrong thread

Posted by: TJ Camper at April 09, 2015 09:23 AM (KfyxB)

247 Question for the club store. Are the Harf dunce hats one size fits all?

Posted by: Buffalobob at April 09, 2015 04:22 PM (ecWsB)

248 nNAVjc http://www.FyLitCl7Pf7kjQdDUOLQOuaxTXbj5iNG.com

Posted by: horny at April 09, 2015 11:49 PM (LhlHl)

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