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Trigger Warning: University of Michigan Students Protest Routine Screening of "American Sniper;" Succeed in Getting Film Censored

Thank god for our ignorant, stupid little censors.

Otherwise we might be forced to live our lives in peace, able to do what we wished without being hectored by quivering pale pencil-necked genderfuck Child Priests and fat neckbearded blflexual thoughtnarcs.

The Center for Campus Involvement announced Tuesday afternoon they would cancel a planned showing of "American Sniper" at UMix following a student petition over the depiction of certain communities in the film.

In a statement posted on by Facebook CCI, which runs UMix, the organization said the choice was made in response to concerns raised by students about the film in the petition.

"Student reactions have clearly articulated that this is neither the venue nor the time to show this movie," the statement read. "We deeply regret causing harm to members of our community, and appreciate the thoughtful feedback provided to us by students."

I can't wait for the fake libertarians at Reason to explain why this is Just Perfect.

By the way, for those who deny this represents an infantilization of our hordes of young idiots -- the film that the theater will be showing instead of American Sniper is Paddington Bear.

A cartoon movie about a teddy bear who talks and wears a macintosh.

A Nation of Snitches: Noah Rothman wrote of the snitchification of America last year.


Posted by: Ace at 01:29 PM




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1 Paddington Bear is from Peru yet acts British.

This is a flagrant example of both colonialism and cultural appropriation, and also somehow white cisgender privilege.

Stop Paddington Bear today.

Posted by: brak at April 08, 2015 01:32 PM (Tj+s6)

2 An entire generation that wants milk and Graham crackers for the rest of their life. They won't even notice when the Republic dies.

Posted by: joncelli at April 08, 2015 01:32 PM (RD7QR)

3 Oh boy, here we go again.
Snowflakes are so special

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 01:32 PM (F2IAQ)

4 They're holding a Build-a-Bear workshop as well.

Not shitting ya.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 08, 2015 01:32 PM (fWAjv)

5 I would say "unbelievable"....but not anymore.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 01:33 PM (AbFmZ)

6 A cartoon movie about a teddy bear who talks and wears a macintosh.-ace

Is that an apple or a computer?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 01:33 PM (F2IAQ)

7 These people deserve to be slaves. Nothing more to it. They are so weak that they shouldn't be given any respect as human beings.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 08, 2015 01:34 PM (OiH3z)

8
We will face another tribulation like WWII sometime in the near future, and it's going to kick these girly boys asses.

Posted by: Brian at April 08, 2015 01:34 PM (63VQY)

9 We will be featuring Build-A-Bear, Massages, Bingo, showing of Paddington, Karaoke, Asian Food Buffet, DYO Picture Frames, Inflatable Laser Tag and more!

I'm holding out for the dry macaroni craft day.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 08, 2015 01:34 PM (fWAjv)

10 What? Paddington Bear contains a crapload of stereotypes that are offensive to bears.

Posted by: Yogi Bear at April 08, 2015 01:34 PM (8ZskC)

11 Should they ban CNN on campus too? After all, CNN does report on terrorism going on all over the world every once in a while, and you wouldn't want "certain communities" being "depicted" in a bad light.

Posted by: bergy at April 08, 2015 01:34 PM (w/p7Z)

12 OT
Jury reached Verdict in Tsarnev bombing case.
Waiting for it.

Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 01:34 PM (sj3Ax)

13 Paddington 'effing Bear?

Now I'm triggered. Have you seen the previews? It's HORRIFYING!

Posted by: Buffalone at April 08, 2015 01:35 PM (cgYpj)

14 I want everything the loons do to be decried as 'making us feel unsafe.' Everything.

Alinsky them. Use their own catch-phrase against them until it's a joke everyone knows.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 08, 2015 01:35 PM (oVJmc)

15 The solution to bad speech is.... Apparently crisp censorship.

Seriously this is why I already know I can't get hired, I make people feel uncomfortable.

Posted by: tsrblke (phone) at April 08, 2015 01:36 PM (HDwDg)

16 "A cartoon movie about a teddy bear who talks and wears a macintosh."

SQUEEEEEEE!

Posted by: Shoot Me at April 08, 2015 01:36 PM (EQcfE)

17 9- not going to happen, they don't have enough volunteers to make sure the participants don't eat the paste.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 08, 2015 01:36 PM (gIar5)

18 So now no one on campus feels uncomfortable now? Really?

It's always something, snowfake.

They're just fucking with shit now. They don't even need to say they felt or thought anything. They just change shit, like a movie schedule, and believe they accomplished something.


Posted by: Dang at April 08, 2015 01:36 PM (FRkJH)

19 Heh.. My wife went to MSU and my daughter, fresh from rooting the Spartans to try to win their Final Four basketball game, was reading this over my shoulder said, "See, this is why we don't cheer for U of M."

Posted by: Dave C at April 08, 2015 01:36 PM (B1H1g)

20 They'll look back on this time and talk about what a difference they made. heh.

Posted by: ryukyu at April 08, 2015 01:36 PM (j29PP)

21 Censorship and book burnings: what progressives do best.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2015 01:37 PM (/tNwW)

22 Oh good, they showed 'Innocence' and nobody complained.


Rated R for some sexual content and brief nudity involving a minor

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 08, 2015 01:37 PM (fWAjv)

23 Where the fuck have the men gone?

Seriously? Where are they?

When someone brought this up earlier I mentioned my grandpa who fought in Korea, but honestly you don't have to look far back at all to find men.

Half the guys I knew from high school joined the military after 9/11. They're all raising families now. Our generation is normal.

So what the fuck happened to the kids that are only 10-15 years younger?

Because I'd really like to know.

Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 01:37 PM (MYCIw)

24 was wondering if Ace would cover it.

Note the little shitlet the "reporter" lets stand. Mekkiah states that American Sniper is part of growing hate crime spiral etc. etc. against fucking muslims.

Yeah, Je Suis Charlie, asshole.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 08, 2015 01:37 PM (lyu9J)

25 What precious little babies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 08, 2015 01:37 PM (8ZskC)

26 What is so funny is that these low grade vaginal orifices think they are going to win a shooting war against us bitter-clingers.

Posted by: maddogg at April 08, 2015 01:37 PM (xWW96)

27 Used to be students went to college to learn stuff. Now they go to college to keep from learning stuff.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 08, 2015 01:38 PM (XUKZU)

28 Forget it Jake, It's University of Michigan.

Posted by: Anne So at April 08, 2015 01:38 PM (L7kwS)

29 Where the fuck have the men gone?

Seriously? Where are they?


Protecting their phone baloney jobs and big fat overpaid checks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2015 01:38 PM (/tNwW)

30 yeah, when we visit your shithole country, we'll try to force our insane views on you too, sunshine.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 08, 2015 01:38 PM (lyu9J)

31 They may be fake libertarians, but they are real Libertarians.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 08, 2015 01:38 PM (IN7k+)

32 thoughtful feedback

About that....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2015 01:38 PM (659DL)

33 Guns are yucky.

Posted by: Little Billy's Doctoral Thesis at April 08, 2015 01:39 PM (8ZskC)

34 Holy Ckuffing Sh!t!!!

The Paddington Bear thing is real!

I thought that was a one off joke.

Posted by: Dave C at April 08, 2015 01:39 PM (B1H1g)

35 Shelter in place! Student seen with a copy of The Road To Serfdom!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 08, 2015 01:39 PM (XUKZU)

36 PADDINGTON?!?

*hands on hips* Honestly, I don't know what to be more incensed about, the obvious animal enslavement or the need to use a whitey-white Anglo-Saxon oppressor name like "Paddington".

Posted by: Lefty UofM Student at April 08, 2015 01:39 PM (sCHw2)

37 Paddington makes me 'feel unsafe.'

A social sciences department that constantly vents invective about certain races, certain sexes, certain political outlooks makes me 'feel unsafe.' Shut them down.

Student protests make me 'feel unsafe.' Shut them down.

Screaming mobs make me 'feel unsafe.' Shut them down.

etc.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 08, 2015 01:39 PM (oVJmc)

38 Jury to be back at 1:45

Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 01:39 PM (sj3Ax)

39 2 An entire generation that wants milk and Graham crackers for the rest of their life. They won't even notice when the Republic dies.
Posted by: joncelli at April 08, 2015 01:32 PM (RD7QR)


C, J and N.

...and, at twenty-thirtysomething, still clutching their woobies and Care Bears, as they trudge off to their Caliphate ordered beheading.

Fuck me runnin'.....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at April 08, 2015 01:39 PM (vyj4X)

40 I'm holding out for the dry macaroni craft day.



Piker. Can't handle wet noodle day?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 01:39 PM (OWMIH)

41 "Idiocracy"

And you thought it was fiction?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2015 01:39 PM (/tNwW)

42 " Mekkiah states that American Sniper is part of growing hate crime spiral etc. etc. against fucking muslims. "



Was just going to mention that. He mentions that this is a time of "skyrocketing" violence against Arabs and M.E.er's.


???

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 01:39 PM (AbFmZ)

43 Pansies, the lot of them...

Posted by: Peasant! at April 08, 2015 01:39 PM (PMGbu)

44 These are the same snowflakes that will try and join the military when they need to pay back their student loans.

And also to do their SJWing all over the place.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 01:39 PM (OsWis)

45 piss poor adult leadership, no decent role models.

I don't blame the kids. They're just unmolded clay.

it's the children pretending to be adults. That's where the blame lies.

Posted by: TangoNine at April 08, 2015 01:39 PM (x3YFz)

46 As I asked earlier today, why does every university need an association for every damned fault line in its population?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2015 01:39 PM (659DL)

47 In the Paddington Bear preview there is a scene of a bathtub overflowing in a family's home. DON'T THEY KNOW HOW MANY CHILDREN DROWN IN BATHTUBS EVERY DAY?!?!?

It's just too easy to play this shit that it's not even a challenge, unless you're a fucking retard. Probably what makes them feel so good about themselves.

Posted by: Dang at April 08, 2015 01:39 PM (FRkJH)

48 Look on the bright side, no request for Sean Penn's The Gunman.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2015 01:40 PM (hkG5F)

49 what are these kids going to do once the are forced to venture into the real world?

Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at April 08, 2015 01:40 PM (HEa5q)

50 Actually, an American Sniper is usually at the end of a hate crime spiral.

Posted by: Jean at April 08, 2015 01:40 PM (ztOda)

51
Of course, he's been convicted. The attys are putting all their efforts into the penalty phase. That'when you will be subjected to his whoa tale of being abused, etc.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 08, 2015 01:40 PM (iQIUe)

52 41,

I swear to God, once upon a time, I did.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 01:40 PM (OsWis)

53
Paddington Bear, ha, perfect for the kindergartners in college.

But its a good thing they stopped the showing of American Sniper because now nobody will ever see it.*

*(total gross box office of $346.39 million doesn't count, racists!)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2015 01:40 PM (ODxAs)

54 These are ***adults***, right?

Maybe someone should tell them to act like it, then!?!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 01:40 PM (2TN4k)

55 From the linked article:

"We deeply regret causing harm to members of our community, and appreciate the thoughtful feedback provided to us by students."

Harm? What harm? Please, explain to me what harm showing a movie could possibly cause to these precious little snowflakes?

It's a movie, ffs.

Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 01:41 PM (MYCIw)

56 So when the little snowflakes are listening to the musician Beck and they sing "I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?"

Are we to take them seriously? Just askin' for a friend.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 01:41 PM (F2IAQ)

57 Was attending the screening going to be mandatory for all students?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 08, 2015 01:41 PM (wrS2o)

58 35 Shelter in place! Student seen with a copy of The Road To Serfdom!
Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 08, 2015 01:39 PM (XUKZU)


*turns on Monitor wipers*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at April 08, 2015 01:41 PM (vyj4X)

59
This little shit place bombs next to people knowing they wd be ripped apart. He was proud to do it.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 08, 2015 01:41 PM (iQIUe)

60 Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!

Posted by: Little Bobby's Doctoral Thesis at April 08, 2015 01:41 PM (8ZskC)

61 A cartoon movie about a teddy bear who talks and wears a macintosh.

Paddington doesn't wear pants, IIRC.

Isn't that kinda. . . rapey?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 08, 2015 01:41 PM (zF6Iw)

62
These are the same snowflakes that will try and join the military when they need to pay back their student loans.

Nah, the military is a bastion of testosterone and scary. It's only a place for gays and trannies.

They'll work a barista job while trying to get work for some non-profit and then demand that the government forgive their student loans.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 08, 2015 01:42 PM (OiH3z)

63 I hope these same students one day sue the universities for not preparing them for real life.

Posted by: @votermom at April 08, 2015 01:42 PM (cbfNE)

64
"I can't wait for the fake libertarians at Reason to explain why this is Just Perfect."



American Sniper is hateful against Muslims and has no place in a free society. Plus, I heard Chris Kyle did not like Obama, which is also unacceptable.

Posted by: Nick Gillespie at April 08, 2015 01:42 PM (OD2ni)

65 Well Ace the University of Michigan has a reputation to uphold. They are the most liberal college in the country and they want to stay that way.


If I had my way every university and college in the country would be made private with no government funds at all. And that includes loans and gifts from the government to students.


And I would like to do that with K-12 as well.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 08, 2015 01:42 PM (wlDny)

66 One snowflake is beautiful, a billion snowflakes is a blizzard, a trillion snowflakes is an avalanche and it's heading straight for you!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 08, 2015 01:42 PM (XUKZU)

67 They say he was influenced by the older brother, but maybe if the little ahole had not agreed, the brother wd not have gone forward with his plan.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 08, 2015 01:42 PM (iQIUe)

68 Talk about Trigger Warnings of Male Patriarchal Oppression, reading a script on Amazon Studios and find this as the initial description for a character -

(28, ATTRACTIVE BLONDE WITH BIG BOOBS)

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2015 01:42 PM (hkG5F)

69 yeah, crimes by muzzies vs crimes against muzzies. what can oyu do

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 08, 2015 01:42 PM (lyu9J)

70 He mentions that this is a time of "skyrocketing" violence against Arabs and M.E.er's.



He hasn't seen "skyrocketing".




Yet.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 01:42 PM (OWMIH)

71 63,

With what I fear is coming, they won't live long enough to sue anyone.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 01:43 PM (OsWis)

72 "she found the choice of film disconcerting because of its depictions of the Iraq War and residents of the Middle Eastern and North African region."

Oh, you mean the people who were trying to kill us?

Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 01:43 PM (MYCIw)

73 Paddington Bear? I don't think so.

That movie anthropromorphizes wild animals, leading to negative human interactions. We at UMix PETA will fight the showing of this movie in the streets, we will fight it in the woods, we will fight it in the theatre itself if necessary.

Posted by: PETA, Michigan Chapter at April 08, 2015 01:43 PM (FCsIb)

74 "We deeply regret causing harm to members of our community..."



In American Republic 2.0, anyone who utters the word "community" will immediately be dragged outside and shot.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 08, 2015 01:43 PM (oKE6c)

75 Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 08, 2015 01:42 PM (XUKZU

As we are officially into Spring. I hate all snowflakes, singular, plural or a shit load of them.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 01:43 PM (F2IAQ)

76 As I said the other day, there is simply no reason to save money for kid's college.

Posted by: SH at April 08, 2015 01:43 PM (gmeXX)

77 "quivering pale pencil-necked sheboy Child Priests and fat neckbearded ambisexual thoughtnarcs"

Where can I find some guys like this? Might spice up my nite life.

Posted by: whoppies golden berg at April 08, 2015 01:43 PM (6lIel)

78 We screened Triumph of Will in college, while wearing dress wool, standing. Surreal, no one bitched.

Posted by: Jean at April 08, 2015 01:43 PM (ztOda)

79 Look on the bright side, no request for Sean Penn's The Gunman.

13% on Rotten Tomatoes and grossed $10 million.

Snotty McShorty Short is not an action star.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2015 01:44 PM (659DL)

80
that was just North American box office, btw.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2015 01:44 PM (ODxAs)

81 71 An optimist, eh?

Posted by: @votermom at April 08, 2015 01:44 PM (cbfNE)

82 Students upset by "the depiction of certain communities in the film."

So let me guess. They're upset by the depiction of certain Muslims in the film? God forbid their little psyches be traumatized by this since they evidently aren't traumatized by the fact that members of "certain communities" brutally rape, behead an crucify people including children every day?!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2015 01:44 PM (DXzRD)

83 ***"quivering pale pencil-necked sheboy Child Priests and fat neckbearded ambisexual thoughtnarcs."***


QPPNSCPAFNBAT


The acronym needs a little work.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 08, 2015 01:44 PM (xSCb6)

84 YAY!

Cheyenne Mountian is back in business!

For no reason whatsoever, of course.

No worries.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 01:44 PM (OsWis)

85 for 2015

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2015 01:44 PM (ODxAs)

86 I heartily agree with this. Some things have no place on a college campus.

Posted by: A. Fucksaw at April 08, 2015 01:44 PM (Spluw)

87
"The movie American Sniper not only tolerates but promotes anti-Muslim and anti-MENA* rhetoric and sympathizes with a mass killer."

*Middle Eastern, North African - Your aggrieved acronym of the day

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 08, 2015 01:44 PM (kdS6q)

88 A lazer tag game has been added? I dunno, sounds waaaay too violent for these twits (spelled with an "a").

Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 08, 2015 01:45 PM (Mxs5H)

89 I'm watching local news & want Death Penalty!

Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 01:45 PM (sj3Ax)

90 SMFH I saw that on RT about the comm moving back into the mountain. Yeah nothing to see here.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2015 01:45 PM (hkG5F)

91 BBQ THE BOMBER!

Posted by: @votermom at April 08, 2015 01:45 PM (cbfNE)

92

Also, zero out Federal student aid and put a stop to this nonsense.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 08, 2015 01:45 PM (kdS6q)

93 65 Well Ace the University of Michigan has a reputation to uphold. They are the most liberal college in the country and they want to stay that way.



Not a chance. There's stiff competition for that dubious distinction, but I think UMich only gets a Dishonorable Mention.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 08, 2015 01:45 PM (oKE6c)

94 "We deeply regret causing harm to members of our community..."

In American Republic 2.0, anyone who utters the word "community" will immediately be dragged outside and shot.


In American Republic 2.1, anyone who claims harm from NOT SEEING AN OPTIONAL MOVIE will be sentenced to read Maya Angelou's poetry.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2015 01:46 PM (659DL)

95 Funny. I have just as much claim to Protected Snowflake Status as those on the Left but my wee delicate sensibilities being hurt sure as hell never seems to matter.

Funny. That.

Remember, the Left finds the very existence of that and those which and who are contrary to their views to be abhorrent and beyond the pale and a thing to be driven out.

Yeah, I know where that train of thought ends.

This is where I bring up extremes looping around until they end up in the same spot.

Posted by: alexthechick - Hi again everybody! at April 08, 2015 01:46 PM (mf5HN)

96 Paddington doesn't wear pants, IIRC.

Isn't that kinda. . . rapey?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 08, 2015 01:41 PM (zF6Iw)


He's a GDI, so it's OK.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 08, 2015 01:46 PM (vgIRn)

97 Hold on to your hats and grab your blood pressure meds for this last quote.

"Although we respect the right to freedom of speech, we believe that with this right comes responsibility: responsibility of action, intention, and outcome," the letter read. "The movie 'American Sniper' not only tolerates but promotes anti-Muslim and anti-MENA rhetoric and sympathizes with a mass killer.""

Mass. Killer.

Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 01:46 PM (MYCIw)

98 "13% on Rotten Tomatoes and grossed $10 million. "



I didn't know it tanked that bad. Damn.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 08, 2015 01:46 PM (AbFmZ)

99 I think if you couple this:

"We deeply regret causing harm to members of our community, and appreciate the thoughtful feedback provided to us by students."

with

Paddington Bear

you get kind of a fuck you.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 08, 2015 01:46 PM (lyu9J)

100 It's the same college that has taught them to be aggrieved.

THIS IS WHAT THE COLLEGES ARE PRODUCING.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 08, 2015 01:46 PM (oVJmc)

101 One snowflake is beautiful, a billion snowflakes is a




welfare state headed right at you.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 01:46 PM (OWMIH)

102 >>Where the fuck have the men gone?

>>Seriously? Where are they?

This is the world SJW want, where white men in particular, whom they view as the cause of all ills in the world, are punished and silenced.

I don't think they are going to be happy with the outcome.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2015 01:46 PM (g1DWB)

103
"We deeply regret causing harm to members of our community, and appreciate the thoughtful feedback provided to us by students."

But organizations rooting for ISIS is dreamy.

Posted by: A. Fucksaw at April 08, 2015 01:47 PM (Spluw)

104 When I was in college in the mid -70's, "A Clockwork Orange" was shown at the campus theater.
That right there was a little disturbing.

And one weekend they had an X-rate movie marathon for 24 hours. Some faculty members were photographed standing in line to get in.

Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 08, 2015 01:47 PM (RFeQD)

105
Sweeps week must be coming up b/c besides Bruce Jenner coming out they also have dragged out Mary Kay LeTourneau.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 08, 2015 01:47 PM (iQIUe)

106 I suppose the football team was getting a little tired of being the most embarrassing thing about U of M.

Posted by: Sparty On at April 08, 2015 01:47 PM (EaEMG)

107 Undergraduate Sophomore in the College of LS&A at the University of Michigan - Ann Arbor majoring in Biocognitive Neuroscience and minoring in Gender & Health. Pursuing a career as a Certified Nurse Midwife. Interests include entrepreneurship and social innovation, women's health and reproductive rights, racial health disparities, and environmental sustainability

Never would have guessed that

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 08, 2015 01:48 PM (fWAjv)

108 I saw Fat Neckbearded Ambisexual Thoughtnarcs open for M.O.D. at the Sacremento Music Fest in '91.

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at April 08, 2015 01:48 PM (FFIoe)

109 When my grandfather (paternal) was 21, he was flying over Normandy.

A movie scares these kids?

Bitch, please.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 08, 2015 01:48 PM (fwARV)

110 Not a very inspiring example of grit and toughness, I must say. I like the Paddington Bear part, though.

Posted by: King Edward VIII at April 08, 2015 01:48 PM (YXmuI)

111 Wow, those babies even have us beat.

Posted by: Oberline College at April 08, 2015 01:48 PM (OD2ni)

112 ATTRACTIVE BLONDE WITH BIG BOOBS)

That screenplay is useless without minimum acceptable cup size.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at April 08, 2015 01:48 PM (vyj4X)

113 82 Students upset by "the depiction of certain communities in the film."
-----------

May I suggest that they all join the Peace Corps and vehemently demand to serve in a 3rd world country controlled by Muslims and Sharia.

I hear Rachel Corrie needs some new playmates in Hell

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 01:48 PM (F2IAQ)

114 >>>listening to the musician Beck and they sing "I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?

Do habba deeba do
Habba dodoo babee
wo wada wadill be

Posted by: Beckwheat at April 08, 2015 01:49 PM (Cq0oW)

115 I don't think they are going to be happy with the outcome.
Posted by: JackStraw


There is no outcome that will make any of these people happy. It's bullshit all the way down.


I would dispute that UM is the most 'liberal' university in America, but it is certainly one of the most liberal-left LARGE universities in America.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 08, 2015 01:49 PM (RFeQD)

116 How sad that our public discourse has "evolved" from:
'I disagree with your comments but will defend to the death your right to say them'

to

'I disagree with your comments, am offended by them and think you should be made to shut up because I don't want to have to hear, or even consider, your opinion'.

Therein lies the descent into fascism......

Posted by: proudvastrightwingconspirator at April 08, 2015 01:49 PM (uwRNQ)

117 'Feeling Unsafe' is just a way to license their fascism.

They aren't scared of anything. They're angry about it. They use that phrase to take control.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 08, 2015 01:49 PM (oVJmc)

118 they also have dragged out Mary Kay LeTourneau.
Posted by: Bruce J

That's sad. It would be more interesting to hear from the husband and family that she abandoned. Ntocie that that never happened.

Posted by: A. Fucksaw at April 08, 2015 01:49 PM (Spluw)

119 Audie Murphy's OK 'cause he killed honkies.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 08, 2015 01:49 PM (XUKZU)

120 >>>>>he film that the theater will be showing instead of American Sniper is Paddington Bear.

A cartoon movie about a teddy bear who talks and wears a macintosh.

It's not really a cartoon but a CGI version of the bear...

Like Ted but for kids.

Posted by: Dave C at April 08, 2015 01:50 PM (B1H1g)

121 women's health and reproductive rights, racial health disparities, and environmental sustainability

Let us ponder the intellectual whiplash resulting from trying to even the sides of that policy triangle, shall we?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2015 01:50 PM (659DL)

122 Bergdahl is a hero.

Chris Kyle is a mass murderer.

Got it.

God help me, I sometimes think an EMP might not be such a bad thing, if it means not ever having to read such bullshit ever again.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 01:50 PM (OsWis)

123 106 I suppose the football team was getting a little tired of being the most embarrassing thing about U of M.
Posted by: Sparty On at April 08, 2015 01:47 PM (EaEMG)

Ha-Ha, thats funny

Posted by: F*ck 'em Bucky Badger at April 08, 2015 01:50 PM (F2IAQ)

124 From the comments at the article:

I'm about 20% German. I demand the following movies never be shown, since it
might show my people in a bad light. These movies will cause a micro-aggression
trigger in me and will make me feel sad and lonely.
- Schindler's List
-
The Pianist
- Life Is Beautiful
- Sophie's Choice

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 08, 2015 01:50 PM (fwARV)

125 hey now, I wear a Macintosh to the porn theaters... Well, okay, it's not a Macintosh it's a MacBook Pro. I slammed it shut on my junk. Walk right in nobody says a thing. Then I can walk and pound it all I want while making sweet love to this delicious Apple product. once I actually got my MacBook Pro up my... Well, nevermind.

Posted by: President Quisling Bottom at April 08, 2015 01:50 PM (W6c7s)

126
John-Thomas Zakala-Downs Ann Arbor, Michigan

I signed this petition in solidarity.





Your first AND last names are both hyphenated?

Why, aren't you just so special.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 08, 2015 01:50 PM (kdS6q)

127 12 OT Jury reached Verdict in Tsarnev bombing case. Waiting for it.

Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 01:34 PM (sj3Ax)




What's the over/under on how many volts he gets?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 08, 2015 01:50 PM (oKE6c)

128 Last Friday the limited release movie Woman in Gold pulled in $613K at only 258 screens.

In comparison on the same Friday The Gunman on 1,027 screens pulled in a pitiful $132K

In fact, American Sniper still playing on 623 screens pulled in $230K.

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/daily/chart/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2015 01:51 PM (hkG5F)

129 John-Thomas Zakala-Downs Ann Arbor, Michigan

I signed this petition in solidarity.




How many people is that? It sounds like we're outnumbered.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 08, 2015 01:51 PM (oKE6c)

130 This kid is getting a great start on life though.


http://tinyurl.com/q7583l8

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 08, 2015 01:51 PM (fWAjv)

131
CAIR has its hands all over academia.

Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2015 01:52 PM (G+Wff)

132 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_sd-NBX15s&t=15m32s

Posted by: OxyCon at April 08, 2015 01:52 PM (xBryS)

133 And I thought San Francisco had a lot of pansies. What the hell did I get myself into?

Posted by: Jim Harbaugh at April 08, 2015 01:52 PM (OD2ni)

134 "How many people is that? It sounds like we're outnumbered."

I laughed so hard my 2 year old looked at me and asked what was so funny.

Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 01:52 PM (MYCIw)

135 Snotty McShorty Short is not an action star.


Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)


Here's a clue for the Hollywood geniuses. Sean Pean movies such as this will not draw from the demographic which might watch such a movie if someone not as toxic was the star.
And yes, he is too stupid to act.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 08, 2015 01:52 PM (RFeQD)

136 About time to pull out the old "Muck Fichigan" t-shirt again.

Posted by: Roy at April 08, 2015 01:53 PM (VndSC)

137 hail hail fire and snow

Posted by: OxyCon at April 08, 2015 01:53 PM (xBryS)

138 Every American child should have to watch the first 10 minutes of Full Metal Jacket.

But only after age 12 or so because of the cussin

(yer thinkin that 12 is too young then you remember "oh... the internet")

Posted by: TangoNine at April 08, 2015 01:53 PM (x3YFz)

139 It's supposed to be read within minutes.
DEATH is only right verdict.

Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 01:53 PM (sj3Ax)

140 Seriously? Where are they?

This is the world SJW want, where white men in particular, whom they view as the cause of all ills in the world, are punished and silenced.

I don't think they are going to be happy with the outcome.


Where are we? Popping popcorn. Waiting. Watching. Not lifting a finger to save them.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 01:53 PM (OWMIH)

141 In American Republic 2.1, anyone who claims harm from NOT SEEING AN OPTIONAL MOVIE will be sentenced to read Maya Angelou's poetry.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2015 01:46 PM (659DL)



The 10 pages she wrote, or the 700 pages someone else wrote?

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at April 08, 2015 01:53 PM (vyj4X)

142 I wonder if the progs and SJWs do this stuff just to see how much they can get away with. I call upon Sabrina Ruckpin Dirtly to make up an investigation.

Posted by: Mallfly at April 08, 2015 01:53 PM (qSIlh)

143 >>>A cartoon movie about a teddy bear who talks and wears a macintosh.


Sounds hawt!!! Now I got an erection. I'd do him.

Posted by: Tim Cook at April 08, 2015 01:54 PM (XrHO0)

144 My porn browsing list includes youtube vids of A-10s shooting shit up while AC/DC plays 'Thunderstruck'.

...and I'm not ashamed to admit it. Come get me coppers, you'll never take me alive.

Posted by: Anne So at April 08, 2015 01:54 PM (L7kwS)

145
Your first AND last names are both hyphenated?

Why, aren't you just so special.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 08, 2015 01:50 PM (kdS6q

Yesterday was election day. Living in a rural village without newspapers, radio stations, etc not always easy to know who to vote for. Except for the hyphenated asswipes. They never get a vote from me.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 01:54 PM (F2IAQ)

146 What's the over/under on how many volts he gets?




440.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 01:54 PM (OWMIH)

147 http://tinyurl.com/oa3rj7s

"Every generation frets about the next, but what if the hand-wringing is warranted this time? How can a generation born in relative prosperity, coddled, pampered and infantilized by its teachers and parents, suddenly emerge as engaged citizens in a self-governing republic?

The answer, of course, is they cannot. It's never happened before, and it won't happen now. A generation of idiots will lead to more idiotic, more narcissistic government - less prosperous, less accountable, and a great deal less free."

Posted by: Foul Harold at April 08, 2015 01:55 PM (FGvan)

148 Sounds hawt!!! Now I got an erection. I'd do him.
Posted by: Tim Cook at April 08, 2015 01:54 PM (XrHO0

Not in Indiana daddy f*cker. Remember, Indiana wants you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 01:55 PM (F2IAQ)

149 "a student petition over the depiction of certain communities in the film."

Not all rodeo riders' girlfriends are cheatin' whores!

Posted by: AARRG - American Association of Rodeo Riders' Girlfriends (UM Chapter) at April 08, 2015 01:55 PM (nFdGS)

150 Jury verdict in speedbump's brother's case could be death by rapey-rape.

Posted by: Roy at April 08, 2015 01:55 PM (VndSC)

151 OT, but worth a read.

An economist (who happens to be a university president) has written trying to explain basic economics to university people, to wit: increasing prices doesn't necessarily lead to more money.

Maybe, if he succeeds with these ignorant assholes, he can try explaining supply side economics and/or dynamic modeling to Democrats and Progressives.

http://bit.ly/1Fm957I

Posted by: PETA, Michigan Chapter at April 08, 2015 01:55 PM (FCsIb)

152 These movies will cause a micro-aggression
trigger in me and will make me feel sad and lonely.
- Schindler's List
-
The Pianist
- Life Is Beautiful
- Sophie's Choice

-
Saving Private Ryan
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Longest Day

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 08, 2015 01:55 PM (XUKZU)

153 >>>A cartoon movie about a teddy bear who talks and wears a macintosh.

Not for long.

***zzzing***

Posted by: William Tell's father at April 08, 2015 01:55 PM (XrHO0)

154 From the linked article:
"We deeply regret causing harm to members of our community, and appreciate the thoughtful feedback provided to us by students."
Harm? What harm? Please, explain to me what harm showing a movie could possibly cause to these precious little snowflakes?
It's a movie, ffs.
Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 01:41 PM (MYCIw)


My favorite part about that apology isn't that they regret the movie could harm the precious snowflakes, but that it implies that simply having scheduled a showing harmed the little bedwetters.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 08, 2015 01:55 PM (D5hxK)

155 What about: If you think you'll be offended or made to feel "unsafe", DON"T GO?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 01:56 PM (2TN4k)

156 A cartoon movie about a teddy bear who talks and wears a macintosh.


You just triggered me!

Posted by: Unique perfect snowflake at April 08, 2015 01:56 PM (1Rgee)

157 Now would be the appropriate time for thU-M twitter feed to be flooded with hateful people calling them all "weak" for not having the ability to face full reality.

"Look out wolverines! Dick Cheney's coming to get you! He has a grin on his face and tomorrow is Thursday night - the Night of the Living Cougar-Man!"


Stuff like that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 08, 2015 01:56 PM (hLRSq)

158 138 Every American child should have to watch the first 10 minutes of Full Metal Jacket.

Best depiction of Boot Camp, possible. That was it,.... that you could put in a movie, anyway.

The Vietnam part? Meh.....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at April 08, 2015 01:56 PM (vyj4X)

159 I cannot imagine a court in Boston actually going for the death penalty-Life imprisonment without parole, yes. Death Penalty-no

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2015 01:57 PM (DXzRD)

160
There is no doubt slack-jaw bomber will become Bubba's boyfriend if he gets life. He better hope he gets death so as to not be in the general population.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2015 01:57 PM (ODxAs)

161 "A cartoon movie about a teddy bear who talks and wears a macintosh."

Maybe Paddington Bear talks because he has something to say about the things he has seen. Horrible things.

Posted by: Teddy Ruxpin at April 08, 2015 01:57 PM (64tBw)

162 Every generation frets about the next, but what if the hand-wringing is warranted this time?

-
I remember back when I was a long-haired hippy teenager. I think everything my parents said about our generation going to hell in a hand basket has pretty much come to pass.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 08, 2015 01:57 PM (XUKZU)

163 And now for something completely different ... a UFO story ...

After a short taxi and take-off, Air Traffic Control (ATC) cleared us to our cruise altitude of 15,000 feet. We established a Northeasterly heading, pointed strait at Waterloo, about 200 miles ahead. There were thin wispy clouds all around us, illuminated by the light of the full moon that shone through the captain's-side window at our left. Despite the presence of these clearly visible wispy clouds everywhere, we weren't flying through any of them. There was also a white disc dimly but clearly visible through those clouds just off to our right.

Posted by: Chuck Yeager at April 08, 2015 01:57 PM (e8kgV)

164 BTW, wasn't American Sniper doing pretty well in middle eastern theatres? I vaguely recall reading something along those lines.

Posted by: MTF, awaiting SMOD at April 08, 2015 01:57 PM (FCsIb)

165 what are these kids going to do once the are forced to venture into the real world?


Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016


They are going to bring their sensitivity and lawyers into every workplace they enter, and make everyone else's life a living hell.

Glad I can see retirement from my front porch.

If you are in your 30's or early 40's now, then you too might become a toxic workplace criminal and forced into conformity.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 08, 2015 01:58 PM (RFeQD)

166 These movies will cause a micro-aggression
trigger in me and will make me feel sad and lonely.
- Schindler's List
-
The Pianist
- Life Is Beautiful
- Sophie's Choice

-
Saving Private Ryan
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Longest Day

Young Frankenstein
Goldfinger

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2015 01:58 PM (659DL)

167 159- I'll be impressed if they don't let him go, after starting a gofundme for the poor oppressed little tyke.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 08, 2015 01:58 PM (Mxs5H)

168 Apparently my 12 year old is tougher than the average college student - he read the Atlantic's in-depth article on ISIS because he wanted to know about them.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 01:58 PM (2TN4k)

169 When I was in college the student organization put on "Perversion Excursions", showing pron in school auditoriums.

I was microagressed.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 08, 2015 01:58 PM (JtwS4)

170 Now would be the appropriate time for thU- M twitter feed to be flooded with hateful people calling them all "weak" for not having the ability to face full reality.

"Look out wolverines!


Now would be the time to petition to have the mascot changed from a wolverine to a guinea pig.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 01:59 PM (OWMIH)

171 I would just like to point out that right now the two biggest book sellers on Amazon are adult coloring books. You read that right.

Seems somewhat relevant.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2015 01:59 PM (g1DWB)

172 You just triggered me!
Posted by: Unique perfect snowflake at April 08, 2015 01:56 PM

Swear to God I'm about to go Postal on the next mofo who uses the trigger word. Drives me f*cking nuts.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 01:59 PM (F2IAQ)

173 164,

In and around Baghdad, yes.

Not sure about other places.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 01:59 PM (OsWis)

174 When I ran a college film program years ago, I showed "Birth of a Nation".

Imagine doing that now.

Posted by: Everything Is Fine at April 08, 2015 01:59 PM (Mrl1e)

175 "
They are going to bring their sensitivity and lawyers into every workplace they enter, and make everyone else's life a living hell."

Oh it's already happening. My husband had a potential employee raise a huge legal stink because she didn't get hired (the hiring process was multi-step and she made it through the initial few interviews).

Why? Because she was rude and horrible.

But she claimed it was because she was a woman. Obviously.

Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 02:00 PM (MYCIw)

176 I remember back when I was a long-haired hippy teenager. I think everything my parents said about our generation going to hell in a hand basket has pretty much come to pass.
Posted by: The Great
--------------------------

Yup.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 02:00 PM (F2IAQ)

177 Nobody said they'd hit it yet.

For shame horde.

For shame.

http://tinyurl.com/q54574r

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 08, 2015 02:00 PM (fWAjv)

178 Adult.

Coloring.

Books.

We're fucked.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 02:00 PM (OsWis)

179 He isn't a teddy bear. Ace. In the books Paddington is a real bear. Other than that I agree with your post. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2015 02:00 PM (DXzRD)

180
What about: If you think you'll be offended or made to feel "unsafe", DON"T GO?

Don't you see that everybody who has saw that movie immediately came out of the theater and suicide bombed a mosque?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2015 02:00 PM (ODxAs)

181 Fake libertarians at reason? Ace man up and debate Gillespie if you have a set of ball. Unlike you, Nick Gillespie shows his face and does not hide like a coward. You are no libertarian you racist swine.

Posted by: Reason Reader at April 08, 2015 02:01 PM (JhUYQ)

182
For laughs I went on UM's ICC FB page. One very special snowflake named Rachelle.....thanked UM for not showing it as it glorifies Kyle who took pleasure in killing and sparked extreme anti-Muslim and anti-Arab sentiments.

As you guessed, the sweet and fragile little Rachelle never saw the movie nor read Kyle's book but she asserts......she did read some opinions about it!

She is so dense that she can't comprehend her own hypocrisy and bias.

Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2015 02:01 PM (G+Wff)

183 Somewhere in GI bar in heaven, Patton is just itching to slap one of the EMO, pajama boy freaks that is behind this little bit of drama.

Pansies, we're becoming a nation of pansies!

Posted by: Kreplach at April 08, 2015 02:01 PM (LQWLo)

184 Yeah, the special snowflakes are worthy only of derision. But they have a legion of college administrators running about, catering to their every whim. Out with the lot of them.

Posted by: Furious George, late to arrive at April 08, 2015 02:01 PM (UlJ3l)

185 Nazis: Book burnings.

Snowflakes: Movie burnings.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 08, 2015 02:01 PM (XUKZU)

186 Paddington Bear? I'm surprised it wasn't 50 Shades of Grey...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 08, 2015 02:01 PM (Bn6aD)

187 When I ran a college film program years ago, I showed "Birth of a Nation".

Imagine doing that now.
Posted by: Everything Is Fine at April 08, 2015 01:59 PM (Mrl1e)


Heh..... Yep, watched and critiqued it in Film Study.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at April 08, 2015 02:01 PM (vyj4X)

188 "When I ran a college film program years ago, I showed "Birth of a Nation".

Imagine doing that now."

P.S. No one thought that we were endorsing "Birth of a Nation" by showing it.

But now, students are to be shielded from unpleasant things...

Posted by: Everything Is Fine at April 08, 2015 02:02 PM (Mrl1e)

189 I would move the minimum voting age to 38. One exception: Only people who are serving or who have served in the military can start voting at 18.

Posted by: Achilles at April 08, 2015 02:02 PM (TpeIH)

190 They are going to bring their sensitivity and lawyers into every workplace they enter, and make everyone else's life a living hell.

Glad I can see retirement from my front porch.

If you are in your 30's or early 40's now, then you too might become a toxic workplace criminal and forced into conformity.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 08, 2015 01:58 PM (RFeQD)


If you are aware of the specifics surrounding my federal government employment, you know just how balls-on accurate you are.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 08, 2015 02:02 PM (fwARV)

191 Snowflakes gonna be special.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 08, 2015 02:02 PM (7ObY1)

192 And I'm sure Eric "the Red" Holder is doing whatever he does behind the scenes to try to get as little time as possible for McDreamy Murderer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2015 02:02 PM (DXzRD)

193
Yeah, I know where that train of thought ends.

Posted by: alexthechick - Hi again everybody! at April 08, 2015 01:46 PM (mf5HN)
Where the cattle-cars begin?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 08, 2015 02:02 PM (OiH3z)

194 Adult.

Coloring.

Books.

We're fucked.

-
They may call themselves adults but they haven't progressed to paint by number.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 08, 2015 02:02 PM (XUKZU)

195 When you say University of Michigan and sensitive to Navy Seals what you likely mean is Dearbornstan undergrads not liking seeing family members taking headshots. Celebrate Diversity.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 08, 2015 02:02 PM (oDCMR)

196 Oh it's already happening. My husband had a potential employee raise a huge legal stink because she didn't get hired (the hiring process was multi-step and she made it through the initial few interviews).
----------

We hired a Temp , for a specific job, [ithrough an agency . That was it..., project finished, Temp job over.

We were sued for discrimination. Guy claimed we didn't hire him as regular employee because he looked like Obama.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 02:02 PM (F2IAQ)

197 196 Hmm. Barrel dance..

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 02:03 PM (F2IAQ)

198 189,

Works for me.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 02:03 PM (OsWis)

199 181 Fake libertarians at reason? Ace man up and debate Gillespie if you have a set of ball. Unlike you, Nick Gillespie shows his face and does not hide like a coward. You are no libertarian you racist swine.


Set of ball?

Posted by: Citizen X at April 08, 2015 02:03 PM (7ObY1)

200 >> ...quivering pale pencil-necked flexual Child Priests and fat neckbearded genderfuck thoughtnarcs.

You forgot scruffy lookin'.

Also, the mental picture that description forms in my head is very scary. I need a trigger warning next time.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2015 02:03 PM (nMM1E)

201 "When I ran a college film program years ago, I showed "Birth of a Nation".

-
That evil, racist film showed black legislators with the feet up on the tables. I wish that was all ours were doing.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at April 08, 2015 02:04 PM (XUKZU)

202 speaking of ignoramuses: off topic, noticed at weaselz:

As lawmakers at the State Capitol consider a bill that would no longer allow parents to opt out of vaccinating their children over personal beliefs, vaccination critic Robert Kennedy Jr. waded into the debate at a Sacramento appearance.

Kennedy spoke to a crowd Tuesday screening a film that claims a link between autism in children and thimerosal, an ingredient in vaccines, according to the Sacramento Bee.

"They get the shot, that night they have a fever of a hundred and three, they go to sleep, and three months later their brain is gone," Kennedy reportedly told the crowd. "This is a holocaust, what this is doing to our country."

The Bee reported that multiple studies have rejected any link between thimerosal and autism. Even without any link discovered, the ingredient has been removed from nearly all childhood vaccines.

Posted by: Mallfly at April 08, 2015 02:04 PM (qSIlh)

203 Guy claimed we didn't hire him as regular employee because he looked like Obama.

...
...
...

Mom jeans, too?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2015 02:04 PM (659DL)

204 I challenge any of you racist reactionaries to come to Reason and debate us. We would eat ou alive and send you back her crying. The lit of you are intellectually challenged mental midgets devoid of cognitive thoughts.

Posted by: Reason Reader at April 08, 2015 02:04 PM (JhUYQ)

205 We were sued for discrimination. Guy claimed we didn't hire him as regular employee because he looked like Obama.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 02:02 PM (F2IAQ)

You've got to admit, that's a pretty good reason.

Posted by: joncelli at April 08, 2015 02:04 PM (RD7QR)

206 Ya know I just might Sad Puppy this script because it hits so many stereotypes. Slacker friend at bar has new ditzy blond waitress. And he gives her a too tight shirt and she is too ditzy to figure out what to do.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2015 02:04 PM (hkG5F)

207 "Blazing Saddles". So offensive, italmost killed me. Every copy needs to be destroyed and Mel Brooks hung from a lamppost.

Posted by: Montgomery Lilywhite-Jones at April 08, 2015 02:04 PM (44OyV)

208 >>You are no libertarian you racist swine.

Technically, ursine not swine.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2015 02:05 PM (g1DWB)

209 I am reminded of the college campus environment of the 60's. The enemy (the Care Bears of today, the New Left of yesterday) got their way by being loud and aggressive with no pushback; in the 60's campus administrators gave in to the leftist demands, while today those administrators are the trash from the 60's.

However, in the 60's, the New Left did not represent the student body as a whole. I'm too lazy to source this, but at least one campus had a vote in which Dow recruiters were requested to come to that campus by a wide majority.

I am positive that today the Care Bears do not represent American youth as a whole; however, they do get their way, and they are PORTRAYED by a dishonest media as if they do so.

American youth today made the same mistake they did in the 60's; they are not kicking the shit out of the Care Bears or their propaganda arm. Thus they are being dictated to via their own indifference to their fate.

Posted by: Grad School Fool at April 08, 2015 02:05 PM (A9KzJ)

210 if he looked like Obama i wouldn't have hired him in the first place

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 08, 2015 02:05 PM (Cq0oW)

211 re 201: isn't there a photo of King B doing that? too lazy to look. no, oops, too BUSY to look, yeah, that's it.

Posted by: Mallfly at April 08, 2015 02:05 PM (qSIlh)

212 204 I challenge any of you racist reactionaries to come to Reason and debate us. We would eat ou alive and send you back her crying. The lit of you are intellectually challenged mental midgets devoid of cognitive thoughts.



He's gonna eat ou alive! The lit of us! And send us back her crying!

Posted by: Citizen X at April 08, 2015 02:05 PM (7ObY1)

213 I was raped by a bear once, he wore a Macintosh. And by rate what I mean is I sold my ass to him for a 10th ounce of blow. he called me his cub and cuddled me inside his Macintosh. And by cuddled, what I mean is he put me in overalls cut the bottom out and gave me a vodka enema. I think I micro aggressed him. I'm so ashamed. okay, not really. Still, I would love for a hairy bear daddy in a Macintosh to microaggress me...

Posted by: President Quisling Bottom at April 08, 2015 02:05 PM (W6c7s)

214 Set of ball? <<<<<

Followed by the volleyball spike!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2015 02:05 PM (ODxAs)

215 "This is a holocaust, what this is doing to our country."

The Bee reported that multiple studies have rejected any link between thimerosal and autism. Even without any link discovered, the ingredient has been removed from nearly all childhood vaccines.

Posted by: Mallfly at April 08, 2015 02:04 PM (qSIlh)


But hey, the holocaust Iran would like to commit against Israel - that's A-Okay.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 08, 2015 02:05 PM (fwARV)

216 Ace you have declared war on reason. We will destroy you and your racist reactionaries.

Posted by: Reason Reader at April 08, 2015 02:05 PM (JhUYQ)

217 OT - jury reached a verdict in Tsarnaev (Boston bombing). Don't know the verdict yet.

Posted by: Penfold at April 08, 2015 02:05 PM (Fbt5B)

218 >>I challenge any of you racist reactionaries to come to Reason and debate us. We would eat ou alive and send you back her crying. The lit of you are intellectually challenged mental midgets devoid of cognitive thoughts.

Do we get free bong hits?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2015 02:05 PM (g1DWB)

219 The three most important films, from the standpoint of advances in film technique, are "Birth of a Nation", Eisenstein's "October", and Riefenstahl's "Triumph of the Will" - films glamorizing racism, Communism, and Naziism.

I guess it's still OK to show "October" on a college campus (Communism is still OK), but try showing the other two.

I showed all three when running a college film program.

Posted by: Everything Is Fine at April 08, 2015 02:06 PM (Mrl1e)

220 "We deeply regret causing harm to members of our community ..."

They call themselves wolverines. Wolverines are pussies, the mot delicate flower of the animal kingdom. The second day of February used to be Wolverine Day until it was found that it would retreat into its hole every year in fear of its own shadow. The Little Ice Age ended actually when the sissy-rat was replaced by the groundhog.

A wolverine wouldn't survive five seconds against a swarm of bees in arrow formation. That's hell.

Hell, I say.

Posted by: Winnie the Pooh at April 08, 2015 02:06 PM (64tBw)

221 177 Nobody said they'd hit it yet.

For shame horde.

For shame.

http://tinyurl.com/q54574r
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 08, 2015 02:00 PM (fWAjv

Just had the front end of my pickup truck fixed. Don't want to break it again.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 02:06 PM (F2IAQ)

222 Set of ball?



Posted by: Citizen X at April 08, 2015 02:03 PM (7ObY1)

What's your point?

Posted by: Lance Armstrong & Adolf Hitler at April 08, 2015 02:06 PM (nFdGS)

223 Set of ball?



When you have none, one is a set?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 02:06 PM (OWMIH)

224 We can just show Red Dawn in the camps during the Burning Times and the special snowflakes won't come around looking for venison scraps.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 08, 2015 02:06 PM (7ObY1)

225
Posted by: Reason Reader



This was your Hector post of the day.

And like all cowardly Serbs who show their bravery by shooting fleeing women and children in the back, Hector posts late in the thread because he lacks the yarbles to top post.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 08, 2015 02:06 PM (kdS6q)

226 Go, go Serbian Ninja!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2015 02:06 PM (Yp6Vn)

227 But she claimed it was because she was a woman. Obviously. Posted by: LaurenSo many things that you wish you could say to this broad. " No, you did not receive a job offer after the initial interview phases because you acted unprofessionaly and we would not want you representing us to a client. But now since you mentioned that you are a woman, our interview team would like tosuggest that you might want to take a shower (concentrate on those naughty bits) and change your panties prior to your next job interview."

Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2015 02:06 PM (G+Wff)

228 205 We were sued for discrimination. Guy claimed we didn't hire him as regular employee because he looked like Obama.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 02:02 PM (F2IAQ)

You've got to admit, that's a pretty good reason.
-------------------------
Did you hire him just for the amusement of watching Obama work? Yeah, I know, unbelievable.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 08, 2015 02:07 PM (oDCMR)

229 223 Set of ball?

When you have none, one is a set?


In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed are kings.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 08, 2015 02:07 PM (7ObY1)

230 'Reason' posters apparently have lax habits regarding grammar and spelling.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 02:07 PM (F2IAQ)

231 205 We were sued for discrimination. Guy claimed we didn't hire him as regular employee because he looked like Obama.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 02:02 PM (F2IAQ

Sir, we didn't hire you based on your incompetence, not your looks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 02:07 PM (F2IAQ)

232 ***"Where the fuck have the men gone"***


Society and subsequently the court system have deemed them unnecessary, so a whole lot of them promptly checked right the fuck on out.


Perhaps if the women who feel this has been harmful to society would get as loud and nasty as the feminist harridans who made this happen, something might change.


Until then, have fun runnin' the world!

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 08, 2015 02:07 PM (xSCb6)

233 Can't wait to read the reports of the student "survivors".

Posted by: despair at April 08, 2015 02:07 PM (J6suc)

234 >>>The lit of you are intellectually challenged mental midgets devoid of cognitive thoughts.

if this isn't Average Joe, you're an idiot.

You seem to think that "sounding smart" consists of tasteless word substitions ("devoid of cognitive thoughts" for "thoughtless" or "Brainless") and adding redundancies ("cognitive thoughts" -- but what other sort of thoughts are there, dear?)

Posted by: ace at April 08, 2015 02:07 PM (PA7DS)

235 "eat ou alive"

Will you be eating any other vowels or just restricting it to o and u?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2015 02:07 PM (DXzRD)

236 Now would be the time to petition to have the mascot changed from a wolverine to a guinea pig.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 01:59 PM (OWMIH)


That's the idea. You see, digital mobs, mocking mobs, can go both ways. Since they like calling them up, do the same to them.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 08, 2015 02:07 PM (hLRSq)

237 204 I challenge any of you racist reactionaries to come to Reason and debate us. We would eat ou alive and send you back her crying. The lit of you are intellectually challenged mental midgets devoid of cognitive thoughts.

Posted by: Reason Reader at April 08, 2015 02:04 PM (JhUYQ)
---
Oh, we are "devoid of cognitive thoughts", as opposed to all the other kinds of thoughts, right?

Posted by: Dworkina Valenti, First Lesbian Born, Lilac-Spirited Daughter of all Womankind at April 08, 2015 02:07 PM (OdfuW)

238 41 "Idiocracy"

And you thought it was fiction?


In prog-future, 'batin will only be allowed to gay porn.
All hetero porn is cis-normative thoughtcrime.

Posted by: wooga at April 08, 2015 02:07 PM (9aNb8)

239 I personally appreciate a good trigger warning.

Posted by: Roy Rogers at April 08, 2015 02:08 PM (xkSSa)

240 "quivering pale pencil-necked flexual Child Priests and fat neckbearded genderfuck thoughtnarcs"


That, my friends, is writing as art.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 08, 2015 02:08 PM (72D6h)

241 So I'm looking to do some things with some things and it appears I need a gunsmith.

So I travel to the nearest one. I explained conundrum. And I'm figuring I'd be out like $50 for the work. I was nice, respectful, et al.

He just dismissed me. I won't do the details except share the following lesson: If your job is to make money applying your trade?

1) don't insult the customer
2) don't be a dick
3) money. You're not good at making it.

Posted by: TangoNine at April 08, 2015 02:08 PM (x3YFz)

242
Reason reader doesn't quite seem to be a reasoned thinker.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2015 02:08 PM (ODxAs)

243 74
In American Republic 2.0, anyone who utters the word "community" will immediately be dragged outside and shot.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 08, 2015 01:43 PM (oKE6c)



I hereby nominate Jay Guevara for President of American Republic 2.0.

Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2015 02:08 PM (zoehZ)

244 The jury has reached a verdict on the Boston Bomber trial and it will be announced shortly.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 08, 2015 02:08 PM (wlDny)

245 "I can't wait for the fake libertarians at Reason to explain why this is Just Perfect."
---------

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Posted by: Goth Fonzie Nick Gillespie at April 08, 2015 02:08 PM (7Kbxu)

246 240 "quivering pale pencil-necked flexual Child Priests and fat neckbearded genderfuck thoughtnarcs"


Pulitzer worthy...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 08, 2015 02:09 PM (Bn6aD)

247 Uh-oh. Sooper Smart Reason Reader here to scold. Uses big words and everything.

Do I get to invoke Special Snowflake privileges to shield me from mean Smart People?

Posted by: Arthur Cognomen, Grumpy Guy at April 08, 2015 02:09 PM (RwwCT)

248 what you likely mean is Dearbornstan undergrads not liking seeing family members taking headshots. Celebrate Diversity.
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham

This brevity is why I love the horde.

Posted by: A. Fucksaw at April 08, 2015 02:09 PM (Spluw)

249 ***"Guy claimed we didn't hire him as regular employee because he looked like Obama."***


Golly! I wonder where he got that phrasing??


But...Great Uniter!

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 08, 2015 02:09 PM (xSCb6)

250 My guess is Hector, ace.

He tends to slowly incorporate things from the past week into his daily rants.

Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 02:09 PM (MYCIw)

251 Flashbang is guilty on Count 1.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2015 02:10 PM (h4vJk)

252 Expect an incoming swarm from reason you reactionary racist swines.

Posted by: Reason Reader at April 08, 2015 02:10 PM (JhUYQ)

253 Go away, fat lesbian sock!

Posted by: Harley Quinn at April 08, 2015 02:10 PM (OdfuW)

254 He just dismissed me. I won't do the details except share the following lesson: If your job is to make money applying your trade?

1) don't insult the customer
2) don't be a dick
3) money. You're not good at making it.
Posted by: TangoNine at April 08, 2015 02:08 PM (x3YFz)

Maybe it's like handymen and plumbers who don't bother to call back because they have too much business as it is? I always thought you should be polite in case business gets slow later but I guess some people don't think that far ahead.

Posted by: joncelli at April 08, 2015 02:10 PM (RD7QR)

255 Count 1: Guilty

Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2015 02:10 PM (g1DWB)

256 American Sniper has made more than a half-billion ($534 million) at the box office.

These students choose ignorance over reality. If nothing else, they should see the film to know what the rest of the world has seen.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 08, 2015 02:10 PM (iAUf+)

257 I wish Teddy Ruxpin would speak up about the ills of the Paddington influence on teddy bears everywhere.


Posted by: orange mule at April 08, 2015 02:10 PM (uXcD2)

258 And 2...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2015 02:10 PM (h4vJk)

259 I can see the BYU Cougars yelling "Chris Kyle" at the next meeting of college football with the University of Michigan Spartans.

The referees will blow their whistles and give BYU a 15 yard penalty for un-sportsman-like conduct.

Posted by: Patriots ball boy at April 08, 2015 02:10 PM (e8kgV)

260 I wish Teddy Ruxpin would speak up about the ills of the Paddington influence on teddy bears everywhere.


Posted by: orange mule at April 08, 2015 02:10 PM (uXcD2)

261 intellectually challenged mental midgets

I resemble that remark!

Posted by: Robert Reich at April 08, 2015 02:10 PM (9aNb8)

262
"When I ran a college film program years ago, I showed "Birth of a Nation".
Imagine doing that now."
P.S. No one thought that we were endorsing "Birth of a Nation" by showing it.
But now, students are to be shielded from unpleasant things..."


I saw it on TCM last year. They had a film professor on who explained that, racist material notwithstanding, it was an important movie since it revolutionized things such as set designs. Also, the Lincoln assassination scene was very accurate since many eye witnesses were still alive to consult Griffith.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 08, 2015 02:10 PM (37prw)

263 1st Count:

Guilty

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 02:11 PM (OsWis)

264 He just dismissed me. I won't do the details except share the following lesson: If your job is to make money applying your trade?

1) don't insult the customer
2) don't be a dick
3) money. You're not good at making it.


Word. Best thing to do is just tell them you'll take your money to someone who wants it, and leave. Then I spread the word to everyone I know not to patronize them.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 08, 2015 02:11 PM (7ObY1)

265 I love Reason magazine. How can you not love mandatory pot and mandatory fascism at the same time?

Posted by: President Quisling Bottom at April 08, 2015 02:11 PM (W6c7s)

266 And 3....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2015 02:11 PM (h4vJk)

267 Kyle was a hero because he eagerly and expertly killed whomever the government told him to kill? Conservatives, supposed advocates of limited government, sure have an odd notion of heroism.

Excuse me, but I have trouble seeing an essential difference between what Kyle did in Iraq and what Adam Lanza did at Sandy Hook Elementary School. It certainly was not heroism.

http://reason.com/archives/2015/01/29/the-american-sniper-was-no-hero

Posted by: Sheldon Richman, Reason Magazine at April 08, 2015 02:11 PM (YiBLC)

268

BREAKING:

DZOKAR TSARNAYEV GUILTY OF 1ST COUNT OF CAPITAL MURDER


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 02:11 PM (St6BJ)

269 I only have one family member who's served (weapons
officer on a nuclear sub), but from what I've read I have the greatest
respect for those like you who do! It's just awful what Obama continues
to do to the military to make it in line w/the SJW'ers.


Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 12:06 PM (2TN4k)


we'll just chalk that up as /sarc or a sock because there's no way.

Posted by: TangoNine at April 08, 2015 02:11 PM (x3YFz)

270
Cheese 'n' rice, what a bunch of spineless pussies...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at April 08, 2015 02:11 PM (95CzI)

271 Count 2: Guilty

Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2015 02:11 PM (g1DWB)

272 2nd: Guilty

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 02:11 PM (OsWis)

273 And 4...

Damn, jury's on a roll!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2015 02:11 PM (h4vJk)

274

VERDICT BEING READ NOW. TOTAL OF 29 COUNTS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2015 02:11 PM (St6BJ)

275 Guilty on C4!

Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2015 02:12 PM (sj3Ax)

276 We were sued for discrimination. Guy claimed we didn't hire him as regular employee because he looked like Obama.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 02:02 PM (F2IAQ)


Had a black L/Cpl try to pull that shit straight out of "A" school and fucking up royally in the Tower. He hadn't even progressed to the actual job of Air Traffic Control yet.

A black S/SGT stopped him dead in his tracks, threatened to throw him off the catwalk and told his black ass that he would be doing a rug dance in the Skippers' Office at 0800 the next day.

He was gone to Crash Crew in less than a week.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at April 08, 2015 02:12 PM (vyj4X)

277 No! No! No!

They are supposed to detonate him on C4!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2015 02:12 PM (hkG5F)

278 Are these federal counts or commonwealth of Mass? And if the latter, does Massachusetts fry?

Posted by: joncelli at April 08, 2015 02:12 PM (RD7QR)

279 "Student reactions have clearly articulated that this is neither the
venue nor the time to show this movie," the statement read. "We deeply
regret causing harm to members of our community, and appreciate the
thoughtful feedback provided to us by students."



WARNING: Prepare for an MWR rant. It will contain profanity. Advertisers, I apologize - I've tried to be good.

The other week I went on something of a rant on Twitter about how I'm sick of these lily-livered little campus snowflakes using the English language to call something violent which is not violence.


This bullshit statement has just exploded my rage meter.


"We deeply regret causing harm to members of our community-"


FUCK THE EVER-LOVING BULLSHIT OUT OF YOU, you worthless slags and pussy-mouthed assclowns. NO ONE has been g-ddamned "harmed" by this SJW weepfest contrived by the oh-so-delicate flowers who have emerged from the fecund shit heap that is Millennial education. GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER, you mewling whorefaced little shitdemons.


You know who WAS harmed? Chris Kyle. That's right, the American hero whose story is portrayed in "American Sniper." Oh, you don't want to call him a hero, you diarrhea-drenched bitch maggots? You want to call him a murderer, or a psychopath, or *GASP!* a white heterosexual male (OH THE HORROR!)? You want to say that the portrayal of Muslims and Arabs in the movie is "negative" and "culturally insensitive" and makes your poor little bladders leak because you feel "unsafe"? Not by the fact that those "culturally insensitive" Muslims and Arabs actually exist, but because - let me try and write this without punching something - because you don't want to be faced with the truth.


You know what? FUCK. YOU.


Chris Kyle went to war. He killed people in that war. You know why? So that those filthy jihadis he killed wouldn't come over here and murder YOU in your g-ddamned dorm rooms, surrounded by your bongs and "HOPE AND CHANGE" signs and free trade bohemian bracelets made by Shaolin nuns, or whatever other bullshit you keep close at hand to make you feel like your lives are worth a tinker's damn. Kyle went to war so that some ululating lunatic wouldn't invade your precious "safe spaces" and saw off your head with a dull knife, spilling your dainty, delicate blood all over your Play-Doh and staining your bedazzled dream journals claret. So that you in your sanctimonious toddler voices could have the OPPORTUNITY to call him a murderer and a psychopath, though if there were any true righteousness in this world every one of you who's dared say such a thing would have your tongues turned to slabs of lead for speaking such filthy lies.


You little shitstains don't know the first thing about REAL pain. You don't know the first thing about ACTUAL suffering. You think you can stand there in your ivory towers of academia and condescend to preach MORALS and VALUES and ETHICS and INCLUSION when you've never permitted anyone to actually school you on what it IS to be moral, or to have values, or to be ethical, or to be - and I'm laughing as I write this - INCLUSIVE.


How DARE you. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU.


You know what I think of weak stomached sperm stains like you?


I don't. I don't think of you at all.


I don't care if I offend you, because from where I stand it sounds like Cream of Wheat and lollipops fucking offends you. I don't think about your precious feelings, because from where I stand, all you ARE are your feelings. You're a raw nerve with no insulation against the brutality of the real world. You never grew the psychological and emotional scar tissue that countless generations before you have had to grow to get along in the world, because everyone's always given in to you pussies and your weak-wristed demands.



I hope to God one of you reads this, and I hope beyond hope that you CRY. I hope you BAWL. I hope you feel like I've personally stepped into your "safe space" and smacked you across the face with a g-ddamn rusty gauntlet. Because I HAVE. I will be in your safe spaces forever, standing too close, hissing in your ear, reminding you that you're truly worthless; that you aren't fit to hold up your head when you're in the presence of REAL people. Because you AREN'T people. You're not even UNpeople. You are porcelain dolls painted with organically sourced pigments and placed on high shelves out of the reach of the clawing children of Real Life. You are too fragile to exist.


Other people should have been teaching you to grow up since the day you were born, but they didn't and you were too lazy and pampered to do it yourself. So sorry-not-sorry, but I'm going to do it now. Welcome to the crash course on life, you simpering little fuckwits.


Lesson #1: No one cares about your fucking feelings.

Lesson #2: If you ever start to doubt Lesson #1, you get the gauntlet again.


Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 08, 2015 02:12 PM (4df7R)

280 How does sentencing work? Will it go to the jury or does the judge get to decide? Can the judge override the jury?

Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 02:12 PM (MYCIw)

281 The trial is pretty anti-climatic..... Hard to think He wouldn't be found guilty..

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 08, 2015 02:12 PM (Bn6aD)

282 234
Man up and debate Nick Gillespie in a public forum. What are you such a coward that you are scared of defending your reactionary racist world outlook?

Come on Ace, be a man and stop being a scared pussy.

Posted by: Reason Reader at April 08, 2015 02:13 PM (JhUYQ)

283 File All The Appeals!!!11!!

Posted by: Flashbang's Defense Team at April 08, 2015 02:13 PM (h4vJk)

284 252 Expect an incoming swarm from reason you reactionary racist swines.

Swine? Who the fuck uses "swine" over "pig" except Muslims and Jew haters?

Posted by: wooga at April 08, 2015 02:13 PM (9aNb8)

285 If I were an American parent and watched what is going on in college and university campi, I'd tell my kids that they can go to college if they wish, but I'm not going to pay anything toward it. If they want to go to a tech school to learn a skill or trade, I'll pay the bill.

Make your decision.

Posted by: Soona at April 08, 2015 02:13 PM (/HX7u)

286 >>When I ran a college film program years ago, I showed "Birth of a Nation".
Imagine doing that now.

In my high school history class we watched black and white (thankfully) movies from concentration camps - bulldozers moving hundreds of bodies, etc. The point was to understand the horror of what happened. No one was crowing that it might stir anti-Nazi sentiment or that we might feel "unsafe"

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 02:13 PM (2TN4k)

287 lizzy so sorry!

stupid damn touch screen and cut and paste!




Posted by: TangoNine at April 08, 2015 02:14 PM (x3YFz)

288 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 08, 2015 02:12 PM


Day-um!

Marry me.

Posted by: Flashbang's Defense Team at April 08, 2015 02:15 PM (h4vJk)

289 They are Eloi and as such will be the meat sheilds I use as battle is waged against the barbarian hordes. Precious little snowflakes will discover that there are many that don't give a damn about their feelings in real life and they will pay dearly discovering that.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at April 08, 2015 02:15 PM (74McK)

290 *stands and claps for MWR*

Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2015 02:15 PM (MYCIw)

291 I went over to reason to see what it was all about. Reading the piece in question was like eating bland porridge with no sugar, girts with no butter, plain white rice, waffles without maple syrup. Bland, tasteless, humorless, drivel. The most hurtful thing said was 'feckless' and 'bubble wrapped education'.

The editor of Reason can really hurl the rhetoric.

Posted by: Anne So at April 08, 2015 02:15 PM (L7kwS)

292 *wipes tear from her eye*

That was beautiful, MWR.

Pure. Fucking. Poetry.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 02:15 PM (OsWis)

293 Off, defense team sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2015 02:15 PM (h4vJk)

294 I can see the BYU Cougars yelling "Chris Kyle" at the next meeting of college football with the University of Michigan Spartans.


MSU are the Spartans. U-M are the Wolverines.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 08, 2015 02:16 PM (hLRSq)

295 Aaaand we're up to guilty on counts 1-8 so far.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2015 02:16 PM (h4vJk)

296 I don't care if I offend you, because from where I stand it sounds like Cream of Wheat and lollipops fucking offends you.

I...um...need a cigarette.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 08, 2015 02:16 PM (JtwS4)

297 *couriers a super sized Hate Shake to MWR*

Now to repaint all the walls you just blistered. Where are the lap-dog narod?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2015 02:16 PM (hkG5F)

298 "...fake libertarians at Reason." So, so true.

Posted by: John at April 08, 2015 02:16 PM (5xt7A)

299 "I hereby nominate Jay Guevara for President of American Republic 2.0."

I second.

In fact, I'll start looking for volunteers among the right-minded students at the local community colle--

-- oh, dammit.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 08, 2015 02:16 PM (64tBw)

300 Well MWR... Alrighty then. Heh!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 08, 2015 02:17 PM (urY6u)

301 Ace is a bitch ass coward.

Posted by: Reason Reader at April 08, 2015 02:17 PM (JhUYQ)

302 When I went to college and they were showing a movie at the Student Union that I didn't like, I didn't go.

Posted by: Hamilton at April 08, 2015 02:17 PM (tR8og)

303 Not too long ago I went into a shoe store. I havewide feet and I wear a half-size (10 1/2)

I asked the only employee, who had a "manager" nametag on, if the shoes I wanted came in 10 1/2 triple wide. Actually, I had to shout over the incredibly loud death metal music the jerk was playing, in a family establishment in the middle of a Saturday afternoon.

He replied contemptuously: "You're a two time loser. They don't come in halfs and they don't come in wide."

I responded, "Excuse me sir, did you actually just call me, the customer, a loser? And did you just deny that these shoes come in half sizes and wides when I just finished pricing them at another shoe store right up the street? I will just go back to the first store where I can buy what I want without being insulted and lied to."

As I was on my way out the door, the asshole said, voice dripping with sarcasm: "have a niiiiice day." I shot back "Bite me" over my shoulder.



Posted by: Citizen X at April 08, 2015 02:17 PM (7ObY1)

304 I need a cigarette after MWR's rant

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 08, 2015 02:17 PM (fWAjv)

305 304,

Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 02:18 PM (OsWis)

306 >>>Ace is a bitch ass coward.

Don't you mean--

Ace is a Female Houndess Rump-Bottom Who Is Cravenly Cowardly With Pusilanimous Fear?

Posted by: ace at April 08, 2015 02:18 PM (PA7DS)

307 Posted by: Sheldon Richman, Reason Magazine at April 08, 2015 02:11 PM (YiBLC)


You decry his heroism because it shames you.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 08, 2015 02:18 PM (hLRSq)

308 Posted by: Reason Reader at April 08, 2015 02:13 PM (JhUYQ)

That's mighty big talk for an Anonymous Internet Pussy.

Hey AIP, ace has been sued for what he's put on the internet, have you?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 08, 2015 02:18 PM (xSCb6)

309 "fat neckbearded genderfuck thoughtnarcs" ......

I think we're done here.
Everyone can go home.
Can't compete with this.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 08, 2015 02:18 PM (QM5S2)

310 MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 08, 2015 02:12 PM (4df7R)


s'ok brother. let loose one time.

It's therapeutic.

It ain't gonna fix them or make a difference but sometimes an explosion is necessary. Been there. Done it.

Want some lemon water?

I actually make perfect lemon water.

Posted by: TangoNine at April 08, 2015 02:18 PM (x3YFz)

311 'Carnal Knowledge' to be banned from all campuses..., no wait..., just UVA.

Meanwhile, back at Duke, the mysterious (and now expelled) student who hung the Duke Noose is an item. Who was this person? Where are the exposed FB and Twitter rants? We'll never know.

Also..., since the Dook Nooser used a crummy little bit of polypropylene rope (beware, poster not responsible for mental trauma : http://tinyurl.com/obuh4bd ) , the Hemp for Everything crowd is conflicted, after all..., the guy should have used real rope.

Yeah..., looking at that picture of the noose, I can understand why the entire campus went batshit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 02:18 PM (F2IAQ)

312 >>Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 08, 2015 02:12 PM (4df7R)

Wow, that was cathartic just reading it.
Pure righteous poetry.

Someone find a way to post that everywhere!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 02:18 PM (2TN4k)

313 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 08, 2015 02:12 PM (4df7R)

Holy Epic, Batman.

I think I love you.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 08, 2015 02:19 PM (7ObY1)

314 come on, hector, show us how smart you are with your eighth grade Test of English as a Second Language vocabulary builder wordsmithing.

Posted by: ace at April 08, 2015 02:19 PM (PA7DS)

315
Lesson #1: No one cares about your fucking feelings.

Lesson #2: If you ever start to doubt Lesson #1, you get the gauntlet again.


Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 08, 2015 02:12 PM (4df7R

Standing up and applauding.

I want you and AllenG to be the official stump writer of the GOP nominee next year.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 02:19 PM (F2IAQ)

316 Counts 1-9 -- guilty. I have a feeling though that even if he's found guilty on all charges, he'll get life without parole and then be either pardoned by Dear Leaders regime or parolled after five years.

Posted by: Soona at April 08, 2015 02:19 PM (/HX7u)

317 I think I am going to take a Paddington Bear to the range next week.

What kind of damage do you think a .50 caliber round from a Barrett M82 will do to a teddy bear in macintosh?

(By the way, Bo Schembechler is rolling over in his grave right now, thanks to the University of Michigan Pussies.)

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 08, 2015 02:20 PM (iAUf+)

318
Yeah..., looking at that picture of the noose, I can understand why the entire campus went batshit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2015 02:18 PM (F2IAQ

An oppressed African-American Male who was robbed of knot tying knowledge as The Man kept him out of Boy Scouts. Amirite?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 02:20 PM (F2IAQ)

319 302 When I went to college and they were showing a movie at the Student Union that I didn't like, I didn't go.
Posted by: Hamilton at April 08, 2015 02:17 PM (tR8og)

According to libtards, everything they don't like should be banned. Everything they like should be free and mandatory.

Posted by: Titanium at April 08, 2015 02:21 PM (oDFTq)

320 Ace is a bitch ass coward.

Posted by: Reason Reader at April 08, 2015 02:17 PM (JhUYQ)


flexing that intelligence muscle? Continue.

Posted by: TangoNine at April 08, 2015 02:21 PM (x3YFz)

321 Ace, I challenge you to a public snort- and smoke competetion with Nick Gillesbian. Come on, you bitch ass coward!!!!

Posted by: Reesan Reedar at April 08, 2015 02:21 PM (OdfuW)

322 (By the way, Bo Schembechler is rolling over in his grave right now, thanks to the University of Michigan Pussies.)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 08, 2015 02:20 PM (iAUf+)

Fucking Eh Right He is

Posted by: Woody Hayes at April 08, 2015 02:21 PM (F2IAQ)

323 Posted by: Sheldon Richman, Reason Magazine at April 08, 2015 02:11 PM (YiBLC)


Did you edit it for sense and logic this time? Because that's what was wrong with it the first time I read it.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 08, 2015 02:21 PM (xSCb6)

324 I feel so cheated. When I went to college we had to go downtown and pay to see movies. We did get TBS to re-run Casablanca for us, but that was when Ted was Georgian. Now is he lives in outer space.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 08, 2015 02:22 PM (oDCMR)

325 LOL!

MWR made Hector cry, and he takes it out on Ace.

*gets comfy*

This should be good.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 08, 2015 02:22 PM (OsWis)

326 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 08, 2015 02:12 PM (4df7R)


Oh. My. God.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 08, 2015 02:22 PM (fwARV)

327 After reading MWR's rant my feelings are hurt! My humanities professor told me, as I sobbed uncontrollably into his arms, this will pass soon and I can go back to basket weaving class without fear of having to watch "The Princess Bride" next semester since the film has been cancelled due to excessive violence against dragons and Sicilians. I know this is a long sentence, but dammit, I'm emotional right now.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at April 08, 2015 02:22 PM (BLFGI)

328 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 08, 2015 02:12 PM (4df7R)

Their safe space is going to need a hazmat team in to clean up the feces and tears you caused them to do.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 08, 2015 02:22 PM (hLRSq)

329 Sounds like every airworthy helicopter in the Boston area is hovering over the courthouse right now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2015 02:22 PM (h4vJk)

330 1-14 -- guilty.

Posted by: Soona at April 08, 2015 02:23 PM (/HX7u)

331 Libertarianism consists of:

wearing black leather jacket
advocating legalization of drugs
advocating legalization of prostitution
getting all over that Mangu-Ward chick

Posted by: Nicky Gillespee at April 08, 2015 02:23 PM (nFdGS)

332 I want you and AllenG to be the official stump writer of the GOP nominee next year.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 02:19 PM (F2IAQ)


Pretty sure I wouldn't last long before I got canned for being too inflammatory. AllenG's much better at making sizzling arguments that don't outwardly offend so much as make the reader die a little inside from shame.

(And I mean that in a good way!)

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 08, 2015 02:23 PM (4df7R)

333 So....free, optional showing of a commercially successful war movie cancelled on campus because it makes adults feel "unsafe" and may cause unapproved sentiments in others about certain communities, but same adults feel that a baker, florist, or photographer does not have the same option to opt out of something that makes them unhappy.

Got it!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2015 02:23 PM (2TN4k)

334 So how many Social Justice Wankers just got their mammaries all twisted up in outrage from MWR's speech? How many are in the corner wishing for their security blanket while sucking on their thumbs?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2015 02:24 PM (hkG5F)

335 wait --lollipops do what?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 08, 2015 02:24 PM (Cq0oW)

336 Nood. Flashbang verdict.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2015 02:24 PM (h4vJk)

337 319 302 When I went to college and they were showing a movie at the Student Union that I didn't like, I didn't go.
Posted by: Hamilton at April 08, 2015 02:17 PM (tR8og)

According to libtards, everything they don't like should be banned. Everything they like should be free and mandatory.
---------------------------------
Everything within the State is permitted. Everything outside of the State is rape, misogyny, homophoby and racism and white guys.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at April 08, 2015 02:24 PM (oDCMR)

338 332 I want you and AllenG to be the official stump writer of the GOP nominee next year.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2015 02:19 PM (F2IAQ)

Pretty sure I wouldn't last long before I got canned for being too inflammatory. AllenG's much better at making sizzling argument
--------
I take it you haven't seen some of his recent expletive laced posts? Both of you hit the proverbial f*cking nail on the head.

Posted by: Woody Hayes at April 08, 2015 02:24 PM (F2IAQ)

339 MIT student protected by other MIT students and faculty found guilty of Boston marathon bombing.

Posted by: Yes means Maybe at April 08, 2015 02:24 PM (7wyDO)

340 September 11, 2001 was the triumphant blow for islam. The Left could not wait to surrender. And they have.

Posted by: Null at April 08, 2015 02:24 PM (j8Jx5)

341 1-16 -- guilty

Posted by: Soona at April 08, 2015 02:25 PM (/HX7u)

342 It's too bad you can't find a way to send it to the Center for Campus Involvement at U of M, MWR.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2015 02:25 PM (DXzRD)

343


Ace is a Female Houndess Rump-Bottom Who Is Cravenly Cowardly With Pusilanimous Fear?





Posted by: ace at April 08, 2015 02:18 PM (PA7DS)

SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 08, 2015 02:25 PM (9LuAk)

344 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 08, 2015 02:12 PM (4df7R)

I nominate Beth as Cultural Czar for the New Republic.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2015 02:26 PM (nMM1E)

345 When they sentence Tsarnaev they'd better not give him probation and counseling, or I'm gonna rage stroke out.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 08, 2015 02:26 PM (oKE6c)

346 @ Lauren- "So what the fuck happened to the kids that are only 10-15 years younger?" If it's any consolation on Easter Sunday we took my kids, son will turn 11 here on the 25th, two daughters 9 and 5, out shooting. We took out some of their Easter eggs (we have chickens, so plenty of eggs), set some up at 200 and 300 yards for the two older kids and let them shoot their scoped rifles off benches. Rifles were built with their grandfather, chambered in 6XC built on Remington 40XB actions. The 5 year old shot her .22LR Chipmunk. The kids reload their own ammo and know what brass to pickup that others leave behind. I will however take the girls to go see Paddington this weekend.

Posted by: JROD at April 08, 2015 02:27 PM (wnwJC)

347 Ace, man up and fight me. You missarible coward. I will show the world what a sexist you are.

Posted by: Rhonda Roussey at April 08, 2015 02:27 PM (xkSSa)

348 Here's the address for the Center for Campus Involvement, though, if you cared to:

734) 763-5900
uminvolvement@umich.edu
@uminvolvement
Center for Campus Involvement
2205 Michigan Union
530 S. State Street
Ann Arbor MI 48109-1308
Office Hours: Monday-Friday, 8am-5pm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2015 02:27 PM (DXzRD)

349 Man up and debate Nick Gillespie in a volcano in Philadelphia. What are you such a coward that you are scared of defending your reactionary virgin-tossing world outlook?

Posted by: Reason ERG! at April 08, 2015 02:27 PM (9F2c1)

350 I like to read Reason on the shitter. And by read I mean fuck the living shit out of it until my papercut junk is bleeding like Michelle giving Huma a menses mustache....

Posted by: President Quisling Bottom at April 08, 2015 02:28 PM (W6c7s)

351 @294

An honest mistake that I can forgive... once.

There is no confusing a weasel with a Spartan. Ever.

Posted by: Sparty On at April 08, 2015 02:28 PM (EaEMG)

352 Ace is a bitch ass coward.



Posted by: Reason Reader at April 08, 2015 02:17 PM (JhUYQ)



Awww, is that widdle Hector! How's the rectum, Hectum? Sounds like you've been eating a lot of fiber, what with you mouth-crapping this kind of bullshit all over the thread.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 08, 2015 02:28 PM (4df7R)

353
"The lit of you....."

Did he mean flock, gaggle, herd, hoarde, clutch, litter, flange, coop, swarm, army, coalition, pod, or pack?

Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2015 02:30 PM (G+Wff)

354 "following a student petition over the depiction of certain communities "

These idiots still don't get it even as there are mass beheadings, crucifixions, and genocide sweeping Iraq.

Kyle was not fighting Iraqi civilians as the anti-war anti-American nuts always claim.

Kyle was fighting the Islamic militant groups that were killing their fellow Iraqis. The same ones that are rampaging through the ME today. The same ones that killed more Iraqis than the USA. The same ones that kill more muslims than anyone else.

These progressive idiots can't distinguish between an Iraqi, who happens to be Sunni, and a member AQ or ISIS.

Seriously can't believe that in the full knowledge of what is transpiring today and what should be common knowledge about who we were fighting during the war is not possessed by the people who claim to care the most about the Iraqi people and the effects of war.

Our friends to the left are literally siding with ISIS.

Posted by: wodun at April 08, 2015 02:32 PM (DD0s8)

355 Did he mean flock, gaggle, herd, hoarde, clutch, litter, flange, coop, swarm, army, coalition, pod, or pack?

Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2015 02:30 PM (G+Wff)


The Horde

Posted by: TangoNine at April 08, 2015 02:35 PM (x3YFz)

356 Jay Guevara: "When they sentence Tsarnaev they'd better not give him probation and counseling, or I'm gonna rage stroke out."

Community service, then? Maybe Meals On Wheels or Habitat for Humanity. Maybe bioth. It'd be a lot of work. First, he'd need something that would allow him to cook meals quickly. Then, it's off to build houses. No pneumatic nail guns for him, though. Old-fashioned galvanized hand bangers. Then ---

--- hmm. Maybe a simple execution would be best.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 08, 2015 02:35 PM (64tBw)

357 did you ever wonder why I suck cock in Chicago bath houses?

have you ever actually seen Michelle pussy?

Posted by: President Quisling Bottom at April 08, 2015 02:35 PM (W6c7s)

358 File All The Appeals!!!11!!
Posted by: Flashbang's Defense Team



To Housewares for product warranty cards!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2015 02:37 PM (OWMIH)

359
Late to the thread, not surprised at UM since I am from that part of the world and A2 is one of the reasons I departed a few years back, along with the entire I-75 corridor from Detroit to Saginaw.
About a week ago, an A2couple protested about Fox News being shown in their fitness club, Ownership held a vote and viola...Fox no longer available at Club. They intend to vote sporadically over the coming year with majority rule.

One would have to read the comments of the couple that started the movement for hilarity purposes. Amazing what these poor souls are offended by.

Posted by: booter at April 08, 2015 02:37 PM (Lg1F3)

360 If they gave Tsarnaev probation or counseling I would hope that there were more than a few red blooded people from Boston and MA- or those who were just watching the marathon- who would raise a huge storm storm-including the man who had family members killed and maimed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2015 02:39 PM (DXzRD)

361 Wow, SJW are so weak and pathetic, yet...

they get almost whatever they want. It seems the me the weak, pathetic ones are those that give in to the demands. Hell, Pence striveled up to a fetal position trying to defend the bill he signed into law.

Posted by: Ken at April 08, 2015 02:50 PM (LXJ1e)

362 U of M students need to be, must be profoundly embarrassed and if not, you're a pussy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2015 02:57 PM (A98Xu)

363 Ace is a Female Houndess Rump-Bottom Who Is Cravenly Cowardly With Pusilanimous Fear?

Posted by: ace at April 08, 2015 02:18 PM (PA7DS)

------

That reminds me of Blackadder and the Dictionary episode.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2015 03:01 PM (A98Xu)

364 They obviously missed the fact that American Sniper is an anti-war, anti-military story, otherwise they would have loved having it shown.

Posted by: steve walsh at April 08, 2015 03:01 PM (wFwCH)

365 Wolverinesrms

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 08, 2015 03:04 PM (wtvvX)

366 Did someone already ask if showing Paddington instead was a stealth parody of the special snowflakes? It's a little too perfect.

Posted by: Saber Alter at April 08, 2015 04:08 PM (eawKK)

367 Also, MWR, I am saving that so I can throw it in the face of the first special snowflake who baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws about "muh feelz". Maybe print it out and hand it out a s brochure.

Posted by: Saber Alter at April 08, 2015 04:17 PM (eawKK)

368 "Otherwise we might be forced to live our lives in peace, able to do what we wished without being hectored by quivering pale pencil-necked genderfuck Child Priests and fat neckbearded blflexual thoughtnarcs."

It's been a while but worth repeating, I fucking love Ace and want to have all of his children!!

Posted by: DeetyB at April 08, 2015 04:24 PM (oe3C/)

369 I find this hilarious in a bad way. Months ago Breitbart ran a piece were in Irag this movie was doing gang busters till the Iragi gov. pulled it. One Iraqi saw the movie and said it gave him confidence that Iraq could take on ISIS. After sept11th people had an eagle with a tear in its' eye. My eagle did not have tears, he had red iris and fire coming out of his beak. Today my eagle has a tear in his eye.

Posted by: Midnight Clad at April 08, 2015 06:44 PM (wwF6q)

370 Home of the crying Michigan Wussies!

Posted by: RGallegos at April 08, 2015 09:59 PM (AVODN)

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